Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 69- Thir13en Ghosts (2001)

Episode Date: February 15, 2016

What would you do if you had all the money you could ever dream of? If you answered "build an insane and impractical house made entirely of glass and then capture ghosts that represent the Black Zodiac and store them in the basement of said house," then boy, do we have a movie for you! This week we're finding as many things to discuss as possible that are not our movie of the week, the 2001 supernatural horror film "Thir13en Ghosts." Special topics for your consideration include: the undeniable acting chops of Antonio from "Wings" (the ever-delightful Tony Shaloub), our reluctance to do research for any reason, not really caring about your kids, a treatise in defense of Matthew Lillard, not even being able to smile convincingly, and we are also introducing a new and surprising sponsor to this week's show!Speaking of sponsors, please visit our friends Cryptocurium at cryptocurium.com to sign up for their monthly subscription box, the Parcel of Terror. You won't be sorry you did. Have you seen this movie? Are you angry we made you watch it? Good, then welcome to your own personal Year of Rage! We're glad we can provide you with the material you need. Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. We love to hear from you. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Hello and welcome to another episode of WhereWulf Ambulance. I'm Katie and I'm here with my friend Alan. Hey, Alan. Hey, Katie. How are you? I'm doing, I'm doing well. How are you? I'm all right. How was your day? It was pretty good. I'm still practicing my spelling of cryptochurium. Hey, that, thr-you. tha. tha'a' to be working on it. I'm alright. How was your day? It was pretty good. I'm still practicing my spelling of cryptocurium. Oh good, I'm glad you've been working on it. Well, I was given homework and I try to be diligent. Yeah, well you're a good student.

Thank you. What did you have for lunch or breakfast? What did you have for lunch today? What did you have for lunch? What? What? Anything anything good? I just don't want to talk about this movie.

I did make egg and cheese, like McMuffin things for breakfast this morning. That sounds great. For my partner and I? Yeah, I want that. And then I had a tofuerke and cheese sandwich for lunch. What kind of cheese pairs well with Spurkey? I did a Provolone. I love a Provolone. Mix it with everything.

It's so nice. A little on the stinky side. Yeah. It's all right. I had on my cheese and egg this morning too, so I was really hitting the Provo. Proveo kind of day. I'm usually a Swiss point. That's good. But it went Provo. Provo. I, you know, I had a little burrito for breakfast this morning, you know, a breakfast burrito. A little breakfast burrito? And big salad

for lunch. Big salad. I had an apple like midday. Oh, look at you. You're a health nut. Well, here's the thing is I've been like trying to keep snack in my desk drawer at work, but then I just eat them all in one day, so I need to let... Oh, you have that affliction too. Yeah, or if there's food you have to eat it. I'll just put four cliff bars in my desk and I'll have them for the week? No, you'll have them for lunch today. In a tomorrow, yeah, tho, also, also, th weekend? So what are you doing this weekend? Anything good? Well, right now I'm hanging out with my friend and talking about a movie called 13 Gows.

No, no, I thought we were going to have fun. I thought this was going to be fun. The first note I have about this movie says I already wish I was dead. The first note I have is Tony Shaloo is a good actor. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, thi, thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. Well, I'm th. Well, I'm th. Well, I'm th. Well, I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm to toe. I'm toe thi. I'm to toe thi. toe thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi.. Real talk, and I know you're going to disagree with me on this. I feel like Tony Shaloo is a good actor. Oh, for sure. And I feel like he shines in this film. I feel like he's better, so much better than the dialogue they're giving him, and it's evident. Have you ever seen Big Night?

Tony Shalub and Stanley Tucci, aka The Tooch, are brothers who own a restaurant and it's like a, sort of like, I don't know, waiting for Guffman, waiting for Gado sort of thing, where there's somebody big coming and it's a buildup and it's a really great little independent movie that I wish we had watched instead of the 13th Ghost. Have you ever seen, um, speaking of brothers, it's the sitcom where there's two brothers that run an airline. And Tony Shaloobs and that, it's called Wings. I know you haven't. No, I liked, I thought he was really, you know.

F. Marie Abraham's in this movie, he's a great actor. He's from here. Yeah, Pittsburgh's own. Matthew Lillard's in this movie. I think he's playing down. I think he's, I think. He was just moderately screaming all of his lines. I think in 2001, he probably had a moment where he was like, what the fuck am I doing with my life? These are the parts I'm getting, like.

Am I shaggy yet? I'll be shaggy soon. Wow, was he's already been shaggy? Oh, had he? his more aerodite role after Shaggy. I do not know. He does wear a disgusting, chunky, turtleneck sweater in his opening scene. He's got that turtleneck, like, chunky, like, I'm a lobster fisherman's sweater with a rubber raincoat on top. And I'm like, baby, you're just gonna sweat.

Yeah, so gross. Super gross. The opening scene of this movie is just like shitty, unfunfunfunfunty un funny, thunny, thunty, thunty, thunty, thunty, thunty, thunty, thunty, thun, thun, thun, thun, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like? I kind of felt like I have the note like this might be the fun flavor text in a call of githulo game where you're just kind of like, okay, players, so you're part of this group that goes in hunts and you're looking for this one particular ghost, it's called the juggernaut. I had also completely missed them saying the juggernaut at the beginning and I was like I do not understand what I just don't get this. I don't get it. Yeah. And then these other two people show up and they're like, no,

stealing souls is shitty because this woman is acting. That woman is just acting. Yeah, she's I'm playing a gypsy level acting. Yeah, she really is. If you don't know what that references, please listen to the thinner episode. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the the the the th. the the th. the the the the the th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. the the th. I th. th. th. thi. I the. the. te. te. te. te. te. two. te. te. the. the. the. the. the the the the the. the really is. If you don't know what that references, please listen to the thinner episode. Yeah. I'm not just saying something shitty. I'm not just saying racist things. I have some racist notes in my notes here they'll probably get to because they treat Maggie so terribly. Raw digger. Yeah, also the songs she does in this movie are awful. She's on a remix because she was part of the flip mode squad. Yeah, which is legit. Yeah, she's like, she's like, she's legit.

She's like, she's like, she's on one of his songs with like Mary Day Blige and Missy and stuff. It's great. Yeah. Yeah, she has a good verse. It's decent. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, they, they. No, they. No, they. No, they. T, they. T, they. T, they. T, they. She. She. She. She. She. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like. She's like. She's like, she's like. She's like. She's like s. She's like. She's like. She's like, she's like, she's th I was still like, all right, I enjoyed the haunting. Maybe this will be the haunting shitty. Like, I'm ready for this to be the haunting shitty. I said I got ghost ship. Yeah, it's very ghost ship. There is a truck of blood at the beginning, which is cool.

Truck of blood's good. Can you guys hear that? That's a thumbs up? That was cool. And the. like that. Yeah, he gets yanked into the trunk. Yeah, I think I have the note folding a person in half, always good. Always good. So, we're to understand that this guy Cyrus is like an eclectic millionaire who's collecting ghosts or something.

Right. I guess. Screaming psychic. Just, listen, he just talks loudly by moving his mouth a lot. I don't know why I'm always defending Matthew Lillard. He's also always gesturing. His hands are enormous. I don't, I don't know why I feel like I need to defend him, but I do. You, uh, you know, he's in some Dece movies and hackers. He's in, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th th th th th thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. He's th. He's to, he's to, he's to, he's to, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's in, thi. He's in thi. He's in thi. He's in the. He's in the. He's in to-a. He's to-he's to-he's to-he's to-he's to-he's to-he's to- Dece movies and hackers. He's in a SLC Punk.

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had done a boast about like, oh, we wish the 13 Ghosts had been made in the 3D era. And I was like, in my current 3D filmmaking. So after this scene, we go to the worst exposition scene in a movie. I've literally ever seen. It's literally the worst thing I've ever seen. And I've seen some fucking garbage. It's literally the worst. It's basically just a camera panning around a room while you hear voice over echoes of a family and they love each other.

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So anyway, this exposition scene, the camera's panning around and eventually there's a house fire? Right? In the exposition, we find out that mom's dead. Holy shit. What? This guy directed Ghost Ship. No, he didn't.

they did. Why would we do this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this to ourselves? Why am I the worst at doing research? His next movie was Ghost Ship. That's why this fucking movie feels like Ghost Ship. He did two movies. No, he did the Hunt for Right. I don't know, he did visual effects on the Hunt for Red October. Well, that's fine.

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I have the note of these, but I can bother to hang them. I have the note you hide the bills you didn't pay, you don't hang them up. You don't hang them up. I also have the note, Sad Monk. He's very sad, his wife is dead, he's raising his children. This 32-year-old daughter, Shannon Elizabeth, and her six-year-old brother, whose name I don't know and don't care to know. We also find that he has hired help. He's basically like, oh yes, our black girl. She's over there. Like it's just so...

Maggie. It's just so unfortunate. Maggie is my favorite character in the movie. Maggie is a walking stereotype. I'm stuck in this house with a bunch of crazy white people. She says that line. And I was like, oh Maggie, I'm so sorry. I'm sorry someone did this to you. Yeah. So they're like flat broke because their house burned down because what they don't fucking homeowners insurance,

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He's like, yeah. I don't think he's like, he pulled off his lizard skin. Yeah. And he's tells them that they inherited this house and they're like so stoked. Oh we forgot to mention that F. Murray Abraham dies during the opening scene. Oh, yeah. Yeah, so F. Murray Abraham. We will be doing spoilers.

Who cares? F. Marey Abraham's dead. Who cares? Not the actor, he's fine. Yeah, Wattaumade is. He's amazing in that movie. Criticos and he is the uncle of Arthur Criticos played by Tony Shaloub. This is definitely a movie where they were like, okay, we need names that we're not going to get any lawsuits over. So if we could get a Kalina Ortizia and Kathy Criticos and Cyrus Criticos?

I just don't. I just don't. Kalina Ortiza. That's the woman who's acting? Yeah. Okay. But her real name? I make fun of Clarino Oratiz. Her real name is Embeth Davidson. Is she a real actor? Can we look her up? Because I feel like I've heard that name before.

Oh shit, she's in Bicentennial man. She's like been in movies. She's in Madman. Is it was this her first movie? Why doesn't she know how to act? Nobody is honestly like nobody but Tony Shalub knows how to act on this movie. Oh no, she had been acting since 1989 at this point. I'm sorry. I don't know what's happening here. She's in Bridget Jones diary. People like that movie girls girls. Girls I knew. She's in the girl with a dragon tattoo. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. th. She's. I. I. I. I. I. I. I th. I. I th. I'm. I'm. I th. I. I th. I. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I th. I'm. I'm. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I'm th. I th. I th a dragon tattoo? Well whatever, I'm done with this. I'm done with Embedthrivets. I'm done. We can talk about Mbitts Davis all day, but I'm not going to. But Kalina Ortiz.

Yeah, so the names are terrible. They are told that they've inherited this house, which, if you're not going to sell it and you're broke, is a dick inheritance. No IRAs for Cyrus Criticos, but also just like sell the goddamn house. So who's going to buy this house? I don't want somebody. So we go to the house. We sell the land. And it's, I don't know, the dumbest looking house I've ever seen? They describe Cyrus as being a genius with finances.

Building this house is not something that a person who's a genius with finances does. Like, they just need a good financial advisor to be like, listen, you don't want to live in this house. You can sell it. It's more money than you had before. Yeah. No IRAs? No, like investment accounts, no savings accounts, no cash, like it just it seems sketchy to me. And I didn't like that.

How would you describe this house? Dick? It is made entirely of glass. Yeah. And there's like... Throw stones joke? Check. Check. He does have some funny jokes though. Does he? When the later Matthew Lillard tells him about how they were hunting ghosts and Tony Shloop goes, goats? Oh I didn't notice that. I laughed at that. I thought there was actually some funny lines in this name. Oh, no. I'm not. Sessy black lady. thlady. thlady. I thlady. I thlady. I thlady. I thi. I thi. I th. I thi. I thi. I thi. I th. I thi. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi. I thi. I thoes. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Ch. th. Ch. Ch. Ch. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. the. theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeea. theeeeeea. thea. thea. the. C. C. lines in this name. Uh-oh, coming around.

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In their house where the bills aren't being paid. Also, like, Tony Shalub is a math teacher, he says, he they they's, he they job, but you could, I mean, like, I just don't understand why they're broke. I don't understand why the fire ruined them. They must not have had insurance. You can't. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Maybe when the wife burnt she was holding the policy. I don't know what happened. That's not how it works. Anyway, so they're like, this house is amazing. It is not at all a desirable house to live in. I mean, it's like, it's proto-steam punk. It's got like that kind of vibe to it. It's like Glenn Hedric's house.

For you face off fans. It's just like, it's all glass walls. It Yeah, that's the whole house. And they're on the glass is like written something. And like papyrus font. Oh, for the love of God. There does not seem to be a kitchen. I didn't see a kitchen at any point. Nope. There's definitely a bathroom. Yeah. Several. We'll get to that. Each of us get our own bathroom. When they show up at the house, Matthew Lillard is pulling the power worker gambit. He's there into, look at the power, he's going to... We're in an orange jumpsuit. Yeah, he's got to examine the power.

He's the least convincing guy that works for the power company you've ever seen. But they let him in the house. So he goes into the basement of the house, like, like, like, the house, the house, the house, the house, the house, the house, like, the house, like, the house, the house, the house, the house, the house, the house, the house, the house, the house, the house, the house, the house, the the the house, the house, the the their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the, the, the, the, the power, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the, the, the the the, the, the, the, the, the, the,they let him in the house. Yeah. So he goes into the basement of the house where we see all these like cells. Oh first we got to talk about going into the house. Okay sorry go on. They give them the key that looks like a USB port. Yeah. And I have the note that this house must be the most annoying house to bring groceries into because it takes like four the door to open and that's th th th th th th th th th th th th th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the their the their to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their. their. their. ta. ta. takes. takes. takes. takes. ta. tell. takes. tell. takes. toe. toe. toe. to to to to to to the's the first set of doors you have to go through. It's very impractical. Yeah, and I mean it was like the padding door opening scenes where they're just like, these doors are slow. So I'm sorry, then they go into the house.

You don't have to be sorry. Everyone else should be sorry. Stephen Beck, you should be sorry. I'm sorry for not doing research to know he was the director of ghost shit. You did drop the ball a little on that. You did. Oh, horror officionado, I am not. Thur, thir, ten ghosts. I don't know. Thir, thirteen ghosts.

I just feel beaten down by this movie. I feel thiia'en thiii. I feel beaten can't sit up straight. I'm just gonna rest my chin on the microphone here. So, yeah, they all go into the house and Matthew Lillard is looking for something. Yeah. He's running around like a loon chewing the scenery and screaming at everything. Yeah. And I didn't hate that. Tony Shaloo and the lawyer go off to sign papers and of course he says to Maggie, Jessica Bielask Lady, and a little child, who's no one seems to have

any real affinity for. Which gets worse, I would like to point out. He's like, hey, you guys don't go anywhere. I'm Tony Shaloob. And he walks away, and he Tony Shaloobs away. And of course they immediately run off through the house. And this kid's on a scooter because it was 2001. Yeah.

When Schooner Tech, Scooter Tech had really broken at that point. They just figured it out. And it was check off scooter because Tony Schlub tripped over it in the first, first reel. It spills coffee all over himself. Oh, well, whatever. So Matthew Lillard finds these cells in the basement that have, they're just glass cells, and he comes up freaking out yelling at Tony Shaloo, that there's ghosts. Yeah. And that's in the goats thing happens. And then Matthew Lard says something about like Demi Moore in an

unchanged melody style or something like that. And I was like, that's pretty funny too. Nice. Yeah. So they have these glasses, these goggles. They look like New Year's goggles, that you would wear that say, you know what I mean? They say 2001.

Yeah, exactly. I just don't understand why the goggles are. Well, they're... What enables you to see ghost occasionally? Why? Who? What are it? Wow. Cyrus, the ghost man made them? F. Murray, Abraham, the ghost man made them F. Murray Abraham the ghost man Okay He's got all the money to spend on all the ghost tech Because as as divulge later he's doing some elaborate plan to open a gateway to hell you listen. I got to tell you

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To the tittly. To the titt lady. To the tit lady. Who? It was kind of scary. I thought that the ghosts were pretty good. Did you? Yeah. Oh, I really hated them. Did you? I really, I mean, I thought she was good.

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it felt like rubber masks were just being pushed at me the whole time. Yeah. Although the scene, the bathroom scene, where Stan and Elizabeth is for no goddamn reason washing her face in the bathtub. To the bathtub. And the woman is in there, bleeding. I was like, that's good. I just, I just, it just, that's like, that's like, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, th. th. th. that's, th. th. th. that's, th. that's, th. that's, the the the the the the the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the... the the the the th. th.e.e.e.e.e.e. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the, the the, the by the fact that she was smiling so unconvincing. I just can't...

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Peepaps, catch it up. So, the lawyer gets split by that glass. I thought that was cool. I thought it was cool. But then like, who cares? Yeah, that was like. Oh, go? Matthew Allard's talking to somebody about the ghost, and they're like, in this house, and he goes,

if it was next door, I wouldn't give a shit. And I liked that. I did. Ah. There's another one? Uh, no. There's the, I have the note, what the fuck is that dumb looking ghost with all the spikes in his head?

Yeah. Well, do you want to know what his back story is? Will that help you like him more? No, I'm good. Okay. Do you, is it good? the hammer, and he's got a ghost, the ghost of George Markley, a blacksmith who lived in a small town in the 1890s. He was wrongly accused of stealing and refused to leave town when threatened with exile. A gang led by his accuser hanged his wife and children.

In revenge, George uses blacksmith's hammer to beat his accuser and the other culprits to death. The town's folk executed George by chaining him to his body, severing one hand, and s, and s, and s, and s, and s, and attaching the hammer to it. Because that's what they would do. His ghost is still pierced. Yeah. I didn't hate that. His ghost is still pierced with the spikes and wrapped in the chains and he wears the hammer in place

of his missing left hand. This just reminded me of one of the greatest things I've ever heard in my life. My friend Sam's, this was years years, the think little sister was talking about the president who did the Gettysburg Address, who she knew as Hammerhand Plinkin. Oh, that's adorable. Hammerhand Plinkin. That's so cute.

That melts my cold black heart. I'm, this is a child, right? This is like a disabled adult. I wanted him to be a tag team partner with Rutherford B. Hayes in your ass. But that never happened. They're two of the black zodiac characters, I think. Hammerhand Plinkin.

Oh, boy, howdy. Did you notice the shot where Jessica Beal is a being attacked? I feel like Jessica Beal is a significantly better actor than this and I feel like we're dragging her name through the mud by calling her the the. Shannon Elizabeth is being attacked? Two first names. And there's the shot of like her getting smacked in the chest with a cements with a camera slow mowose so her boobs. They're basically were like, don't forget she.

They just ripped the shirt right around her tidy bulbs. And then her dad's like, come here. Let me let me hold you. So the kid disappears. They're like looking around for the child. Yeah. Who is like fixated with death after his mother's death? Right, right.

Fixated with death and puka shell necklaces. Yeah, well, 2001. It was a year of in sync. I don't know. He looked like he could have been the bass player for lit. I met that band once. It was super weird. So, they're like looking all over the house for this kid. They can't find him and they run into your favorite name. I forgot it already. Kalina Retsia. Played by M. Beth David. It sounds like we're saying M. Beth. It's like I would be. Yeah, it's as one word. M. Beth. She's a good actress apparently. I don't know. I don't know. They run into this woman. He does not even ask if she's seen the kid. No. No. Well, she's had that earlier scene where she's loading bags with dynamite or something and

listening to the worst song I've ever heard my life. It's raw digger. Oh, I don't know what it is. I think it's the end was fine. No, it was not. I could be wrong and I am often wrong. That's not. But I think it was Rajaika. It was terrible, whatever it was. It was like a new metal song that wouldn't start or something. Yeah, yeah, you were just like, can you start so you can end? Just like this movie. Yeah, I kept waiting for this movie to be like, here's what's what's happening. But it wasn't. It was just like, it was just like, it was just like, it was just like, it was just like, th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. It was just like, th. th. th. th. the thi, oh, the the the the the the thi. th. their, their, their, the the the their, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. theat. things. things. things. things. this house and ghosts and so he's trying to do this black zodiac thing where he gets these 13 ghosts and Tony Shaloo turns out as the 13th ghost because he's the broken heart I mean I don't know I don't understand like he

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I'm rewriting history. Yeah. Oh, I'm sorry, Raw Digga. You deserve better than this. You're part of Busta's crew. It's true. Or whatever. that movie. I know, I know, I know, just get everybody on the line. No, I'm just saying if this movie is driving me into the arms of a movie that I cannot argue is a good movie. Yeah. Tony's Loub is so sweaty in this movie.

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We hold those pictures of Mac tonight and Joe, because no one knows what that is anymore, I don't think. No, not these kids. And the juggernaut next to each other. So the juggernaut cracks shaggy in half. Does he? Does he? Does he? Does he? Does he? Does he decide to sacrifice himself as the only good thing he's ever done.

Oh yeah. He says something like, I've been looking for a reason to like myself? Yeah. I found that strange. Why did I say that I liked it? That must have been a joke, right? Well, I don't understand why he looks like that. He just looks very vacant. I'm the juggernaut. It's supposed to be a trucker.

Like, it's so weird. Is he supposed to be a trucker? I thought they said at the beginning he was a trucker. Oh, maybe that's why there was a truck full of blood. Right. And he was hanging out, I'm taking it back. I do not see the resemblance. Mactonight has a Crescent Moonhead. Yeah, so does the 13th warrior guy. The juggernaut?

Do you want to know the juggernaut? 13 ghost. Oh, it's a lot longer. They give it to me at the beginning of the book, beginning of the book, as if I read a fucking book, I read this fucking book. I read this fucking book. So it turns out that Tony Shalooves able to not have to sacrifice himself and he jumps through a thing to save his kids. Well, the thing is that the woman, Kalina, or Etzia, is it, turns on him and I have the note, I guess I should be surprised but I just don't care. I just don't care. I've loved you this whole time at Frere Abraham who is or isn't a ghost?

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This is a remake, though, right? Yeah. I've never seen that this was made in part by William Castle's daughter who made like remade all those movies like House on Hunted Hill. I forget what else. Uh, the tingler notion. No, I don't think so. No, I don't think thi.

I think thiausts are going to Arby's. I don't know. they did more research than their. My notes are literally just, why are gears? Why are flares? Are these ghosts batteries? I think these ghosts are going to Arby's. Like, I don't know, because they get released into the yard and they all just walk away and I was like, I'm going to Arby's. Get those three roasts from two books.

Yeah, I just want them curly. I'm like, Reas Beef. I just want them curly fries and that Jumoka shake. And that hoarsey sauce. Oh, I love horsey sauce. Love it. Arby's. This week's episode of Whereo FAMS. The meats. Tonight is going to be an ad break. You did it. I thought it came off pretty well.

For Arby's. If you not had diarrhea in a while, Arby's. I don't think our sponsors are going to like you talking about them that way. Oh, they don't matter. Let's just insist that we're sponsored by Arby's. Or five for fives. When I worked at Things Remembered in the Christiana Mall, things remembered as a little shop.

No, I know, I feel like I would break everything in that store. Oh, did you run into shelves a lot? Let me tell you what I used to wear to work. Rayon shirts with my pants pegged. I would wear a baggy pant with it pegged because it was 1995. Yeah. No, I'm sorry, back up, reverse it. It was 1991. I was still in high school. Yeah.

Yeah, but when I worked there, everyday lunch was Arby's. Oh yeah. If it wasn't Sabaro. Oh, Sibaro is good, but it's so grazy. It's so disgusting. Both of them are narly. And I think Arby's... God I managed to be sponsored by Arby's. I can't wait until we're sponsored by Arby's. Do you want to just like talk about Arby's to fill out this episode? We'll just be swimming in those Jumoka shakes.

Oh man, I can't wait. I can't wait. I guess we have to move on in the ratings face though. Did we wrap this movie up? It's got a dumb ending where he jumps through some hoops, literally. And I think like the ghosts push the bad guy under the rings or something. I think they're all holding hands at one point. Are they? Oh yeah, they're in a circle and then his wife is there but she's not burned anymore but she's still dead. And very, very severe looking.

I love you. I love you. I love love you. So do you say when you're like... I love you, Tony Shalub. Yeah. Seriously, Tony Shalub, I love you. I love you. Yeah, Tony Shalub, I think you're better than this. Oh, you definitely are. Yeah. And I'm sorry this happened to you.

Hopefully it was a good paycheck. Tony Shaloobs, this movie should have been called Tony Shaloob's swimming pool. Tony Shaloove, it's a living. This movie was made for $42 million. I hope a good chunk of that one to Tony Shaloob. Yeah. Probably? And not to etching those stupid, fucking glasspades. Oh, because there's like spells or something. There's like Latin spells all over the...

Um, it literally doesn't really bear talking about. Okay. Two. I'm giving it a two. I like the street fighter aspect. Yeah. I liked the naked lady because I thought she was scary. Yeah. Something about bathroom horror gets me.

Okay. Because there's a lot of horror scenes that happen in bathrooms. Yeah. Just like, I guess it's because you're, it's like the place where you're most vulnerable. Super vulnerable. Yeah, because you're pooping. Or running your face under the bathtub. I don't know. But I liked that scene except for Shannon Elizabeth's inability to act. Ah, too. Because I th tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho thu thu, I thu, I thu, I thu, thu, that, that, tho, tho, that's, that's, that's, that s, that's, that's, that's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, I that's, I that's, it's, I that scene, I that scene, I that scene, I that scene, I that scene, it's, it's, it's, it's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I that's, I that's, I that's, I th. I th. that's, I th. th. that's like, I th. that, I th. th. th. that's like, I th. that's like, I guess, I that's like, I guess, I guess, I that's, I that's, I. Nah, two. Two, because I thought that I did actually like the ghosts.

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somebody staring at you in the mirror? And how he's not worried about this in his bathroom because it's small enough that the words, excuse me would have to be in my life. I like that. Yeah, it's good. I'm gonna go too as well. Yeah, I think that's what we gave go ship and this fucking bottom of the barrel movies man. Is this, let's do a compare in contrast? Is this better or worse? That's not even comparing contrast. to say is this better or worse than go ship? Well, I'll compare in contrast. Gabriele? toe. A. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. Go. Go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. th. th. the. th. Tony Shalub, good actor. F. Murray Abraham, good actor. Julianne Marguerite's good actor. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Okay, all right. Okay, we're going

two for two. Matthew Lillard, good, seem chewer. And there was only four other people and go, shit. Matthew Lillard did the work of four people. No, but there was like other black stereotypes that were kind of messed up and go shit. You're right, they just, yeah that's true. And Hispanic stereotypes, if I recall. Yeah. I'd like to point out that I was watching this movie and my husband just like kind of walked through and saw the end scene and he's like, I bet that black lady's going to pop up up and say something sassy at the end. She's not really dead. And then she popped up and she's like, I quit.

I'm like, come on. Come on. I forgot about it. That's a little last lines in the movie. And then it cuts to her rapping. Just like, all right. Well, anyway, back to. I mean, it's on part with Ghost Ship. They both have weird sort of bisecting scenes too. Remember Ghostship starts with everybody getting cut in half by that top wire?

How am I gonna... And then in this it's like the lawyer getting cut with the glass. Yeah. And I liked both those scenes. Those were probably both the best scenes in the movies. The ghosts and thiiosts are better than that ghost girl. The ghosts, the British ghost girl. She's not, she's just a not even scary child. Were there other ghosts? I don't even remember.

Yeah, there's the Lounsinger. Oh yeah. Are these the same movie? Kind of. It did. Also, that's alsothis fucking movie, Steve Beck? Oh, just twice. I never got another job after that. Beck will be back? I doubt that.

I bet he's dead. Can you click on him real quick? Oh boy, howdy. Is, is not was? I can neither confirm nor deny. Sorry, Steve Beck. Should we start Steve Beck.com where you just go there and says is Steve Beck alive? Yes. Like Abe pagoda. RIP. I really like Abegaoda. Yeah, who doesn't.

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