Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 76- ???? (1990)

Episode Date: April 4, 2016

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My favorite driver is junior. Martin Truex Jr. My favorite driver is junior. Martin True X Jr. Who's Martin True X Jr. Chosen number 78 Furniture Row Racing Toyota? What? I have an NASCAR fantasy team. I'm just gonna come out with it now. I have a NASCAR fantasy team.

What does that mean? You basically you have a budget, right, every week of $50,000 dollars, and each driver costs a different amount of money based on their previous performances and you pick five drivers not going over your $50,000 budget and then they get points for like where they finish and leading laps and leading the most laps and things like that. Vroom. Vroom! Hello, race fans!

It's a beautiful day for a podcast. Yeah! Hey, this is a horror movie. It's a beautiful day for a podcast. Yeah! Hey, this is a horror movie. It's not. We're doing a movie called Days of Thunder. Thunder, Thunder. I fucking love this movie. Yeah, we're branching out and trying something new.

We're going to do a movie about NASCAR. This is our April Fool's episode. Don't get too excited. Wait, we're gonna blow it right at the beginning. Wait, I thought this was the April Fool. Is there more to it? I was just gonna play it straight all way through. Okay, well, I'm not good at playing it straight,

as you know. Damn it. Robert Duval. Robert Duval at his finest. God I fucking love Robert Duval. Who doesn't love Robert Duvall? This is Jerry Brookheimer, Robert DeVall, Tony Scott, Tom Cruise, Tom Cruise, Tom Cruise, Tom Cruise, all at the height of their powers. Yeah, this is where Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman met, I think. The greatest love of all. Wait, let me harmonize. Hmm, hmm, mm, uh, no, no, no. And Carioways.

Shit. He has like no lines in this movie. Well, his American accent is a mu-mwom. Yeah, well, he like mostly conveys what he wants to convey through pointing, waving, and sneering, which I like. Also, I have no notes on this movie. I didn't even bother. I just sat down and watched it. I was like, I'm ready.

I love this movie. This movie is an amazingly entertaining movie about fucking nothing. It's about NASCAR. But it's about love, and it's about overcoming, and it's about all these things. Which are competition, rivalry coming back from being down. It's about all of like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like the the the the the the the the th th th the th the all these things. It's about all these things. Which are competition, rivalry coming back from being down. It's about all of these things. But all these themes are treated like, yeah, that's happening.

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Oh, I don't know. I hate Top Gun. What? . . . . Also, they just kill those Russians at the end and it's like, oh, you killed these people, fine. USA!

Yeah, nobody dies in this, like the stakes are lower, but literally like, uh, Rowdy Burns. A fucking Michael Rooker is Anthony Edwards. He doesn't die, but he almost dies, which is fine. Carrie Elwice is the ice man. Yeah, he's Val Kilmer. I think he's Val Kilmer. Or is he the Russians? I don't know. I think he's Val Kilmer. By the news, the Russians. Daytona, I guess. Oh no, would Randy Quaid be Valquilmer? I think Randy Quaid is Val Kilmer. I think Randy Kilmah and Knaud is the Russian. Okay. And Nicole Kidman is Kelly McGillis, obviously. And Tom Cruise. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thuu, thuill, thuill, thuill, thuill, thuill, thine. thine. thi, thi, thu. thu, thi, thi, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. W. W. W. L Tom Cruise. Yeah. And Tony Scott is Tony Scott,

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like, like, like, everybody else is kind of like oh shucks and he's like man you believe that I'm this dude oh yeah you're not fucking second get you Tom Cruise you're like ha ha ha ha yeah yeah yeah the only thing of that's a race car drivey about him is that he's very short can I was blown away that John C. Riley is in a noncommitic role linking him with talented I know I think that there's some tongongongongongongongongongongongongongongongongongonged the the the the their their their th. th. th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm I'm I'm I was th. I was th. I'm I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was. I was. I was I was I'm I'm. I'm I'm. I'm. I'm I'm. I'm. I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I that I that I that I'm I'm I'm I'm I that I'm I'm I that I that I that I that I that I that I th. I th. I th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I was th. I was role. Linking him with Talladega Nights. I know. I think that there's some tongue-in-cheek there for Tala Degganites. Amazing. I had no idea. He is such a weird, has such a weird role in this. Like he doesn't need to exist. What do your man? Also like it's halfway through the movie. The man's name is Buddy Brotherton and they they then then then the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the is the is the. the. the. the is theat's theat's the. the is theateateateateateat is theateat is heat is heat is heat is hee. hee. He's the. He the. He the. He the. He the. He the. He the. He he the. He the. He he the. He the. He the. He the. He the. He's the. He's the. He's the. He's the. He's the. He's the. He's theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeat is theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. He's he he he movie, Tom Cruise is like, that's your dad? Like, no shit, it's his dad. Are you crazy? Are you crazy? That's what I mean about nothing being like, nobody caring about those plot points.

You're just kind of like, oh yeah, oh yeah, that's right. He's dead. He's dead. He's dead. And then, you know, everybody's here a dealer and I would later go on to hit the wall, Daytona and die. So it was kind of foreshadowing. Wow. A lot of people die. It's a dying sport.

And I mean, no, I don't mean in popularity. I mean for dying. No, isn't it dying in popularity too, though? Actually, I think it's the most popular sport in America. It's the most watched. So, take track. Oh wow. And then I guess after my brother and I were born, my mom made him quit, I guess.

So he just worked on pit crews. But he would, then he like got badly burned in an engine fire or something. A rowdy burn? Yes, a rowdy burn. And so he would still take me to the track, and he was not supposed to go in the pits, but he would anyway, so he would just leave me alone in the stands. He would buy me a box of crunch and munch,

and I would just watch dirt track races by myself for three hours on Friday nights. I just got really really sad. That story was amazingly amazing said. crunched watches. Oh it's so fucking good though. It's so good. I still go to that dirt track sometimes like in the summer because it's about it's only about an hour outside of Pittsburgh and they sell you beer in a plastic bag full of ice. So you can just get a six-pack and they pack up like a plastic bag full of ice and you can just have it in the stands with you. We used to something that happened and he stopped watching and it pissed him off somehow. It's kind of a carny sport the way that pro wrestling is where everyone's a fucking carney.

Do you know what I mean? The lie to you about the time. Yeah. It's a very weird sport. And it's also sort of like run by one family the way that like the WWE is. But a lot of the racing in the racing racing racing. It's the w. It's the way. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th is th is th is thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the th. thi. the the thi. thi. thi. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the thi thi thi thi the racing in this could not happen. Like Rubin is racing is probably true, but the airflow is not going to allow you to just put somebody into the wall and have no like effect on your vehicle. Also I'm talking about NASCAR and I feel like I'm just out in myself and I have a fantasy team and it's called Fat Cat Racing. The owner is listed as Glenn. This is the best episode of Wormwoof Amulance. If you've turned it off by now, you should, thank you. We're going to be funny. Come on guys, you know this.

Oh yeah, I have a lot to say. That doesn't mean it's funny. No, I mean NASCAR, it's, it's like, okay, it's fun to watch sometimes. Yeah. I think because my dad loved it, I didn't want anything to do with it. See, yeah, I felt the same way. And then a couple years ago, my husband was like, I think I'm gonna watch the D-Torn of 500. Like he's gonna watch it ironically.

And I was like, oh, well, I we go. So. It's funny, though, when they show all the racers during that like montage of like. Where they show like Rusty Wallace? I could name every one of them. And I was like, fuck. Like, this was my sweet spot for watching racing with my dad. Yeah. I was blown the bill Elliot. that's a thio' that's a guy I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I kind kind kind I kind I kind I kind I kind I kind I kind I kind I kind I kind I kind I kind I kind I kind I kind I kind I kind I kind I kind I kind I kind I kind I kind I kind I kind I kind I kind I kind I kind I kind I kind I kind I kind I kind I that's that's that's that's that's. That's. That's. That's. That's. Yeah. Yeah'd like him. It's a modern tape Bill Elliot. Bill Elliot's kid is a rookie this year.

You took over Jeff Gordon's ride. Oh shit. It's a big deal. It's a big deal. It's a big deal. Which is, which is racing related. Yeah, of course it is. I love that the Tom Cruise's character. Coe trickle is named called. It Trickle. The greatest name ever. Saddest name, Saddest death, Dick Trickle, God rest is all. Dick Trickle's dead?

He killed himself at his daughter's grave. This is our comedy podcast. Holy shit! Rest in peace, Dick Trickle. It's super sad. You're just looking at me like I have more to say. Yeah, it's really sad. Coal.

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the scene. We're just gonna jump around guys. I mean like you do want it? Should we give an overview of the plot or should he just not even bother? Basically he gets into NASCAR? the the the he wrecks, and then he's afraid to drive again, and he's trying to fuck the doctor, and then he loses his ride because he does like, a thing that would literally get you put in jail, I think, of pulling off a pit lane and hitting somebody on their victory left. How are you not banned from racing for an hour. There was like, he lost his ride, but he wasn't even like suspended seemingly. And then he takes over for his friend's former enemies.

Yeah, a Henry portrait of a serial killers, the race car driver. Oh yeah! Also, they run in the horror movies. They run Daytona three times. And I was like, is this a new season? Like, I don't know why they would ever run Daytona three times. I mean, like, just saying. Unless the last Daytona is the first race of the next season, that's all I can figure. Can we talk about Tom Cruise's entrance into this movie?

Please. So we start off, Randy Quaid goes to get Robert Duval back in the game, which is what you have to do in every fantastic in this movie. So he gets Robert Duval to come look at this new driver he's got, who's going to drive Henry Portrait of a serial killer's car. So they go down and they watch Michael Rooker do a bunch of laughs and he's world getting. He's a best driver of a circle. Oh, he's a best driver of a circle. Yeah, best circle.

He's like one Dayton. And so I'm giving you a disapproving look right now because I don't like this tone you're taking, but carry on. So they're waiting for Tom Cruise to show up, cold trickle, forgive me, Maverick. And he comes up on a motorcycle because Tom Cruise had to ride a motorcycle in every movie. I'm surprised there wasn't a motorcycle and legend. Do you think he thinks it makes him look taller. For sure. Okay. Yeah. There's so much in this movie to make him look taller. I like when you can tell he's on a platform because his butt is like where someone else's like belly is. I'm all legs. I'm all legs. Yeah and he comes

riding up on the motorcycle through a fog that is not there before he rides up or after he rides up. Yeah it's like smoke from the race car but if it was smoking that much it would have blown it would be unusable. It's just this beautiful shot in that what is it the magic hour lighting like he just comes riding into the fog and like at the perfect moment too where they're like who's your driver and he's like like on the track coming up Pit Lane. Just that slowmo cures up there. And with that score playing behind it probably I don't know for sure but Hans Zimmer who I thought at first I was like wait is that yon homer the guy who did the Miami Vice soundtrack why would you know that Alan but it's not it's Han Zimmer who does like all of the Christopher Nolan movies like Inception and all

the Batman movies I've never seen any of this who just really interesting soundtracks now but this one is the corneest soundtrack ever it has a lot of feeling, though. Don't you feel like it has a lot of feelings? Oh yeah, it's emoting all over the place, but like in the weirdest way possible. And sometimes, yeah, they're just fucking. If we're going to talk about horror movies, stretches in this. She's my girlroker's wife.

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But it's just like, it's so fun to see him before he was him. Before like I knew who he was. Yeah, exactly. Also in this movie is Fred Dalton Thompson. Oh, former senator. Former Senator. Former Senator who became Senator by playing the district attorney on television. People just were like, oh, he must have credibility. Ronald Reagan was a cowboy.

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Oh, I want to mention that not a month goes by that I don't say Rubin' is racing. Why do you say that? Often when I'm parallel parking. Oh, no. Oh, no. I mean, that's fair. Yeah. He didn't bump you. He didn't nudge you. He rubbed you.

And Rubin' son is raising. God damn, it's so good. It's so good. Robert Duval is seriously part. Did he win an Oscar and this is one of them. So can we move on to quickly to the most upsetting scene in the movie? Which is the sweet and low packets? Oh no no no no no. You know I just hate intimacy. Well it's it's in the genre. Oh, the cop, the lady cop?

Cultrical is winning races. Wins Darlington, that's a big deal, Win in Darlington. You gotta get out there and win Darlington. You know, he lost in Dover. Because he can't handle the monster mile. Monster mile. I thought, yeah, I guess that's probably, yeah, that's your home track.

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I can't believe we're really doing this. I'm glad we didn't stick with that. We recorded this in 1991 concept we were kicking around. That would have been weird. I would have been 17 and you would have been 7. So, they get pulled over by the Popo. Real cops from where I can understand. They've got cop cars and got uniforms. Yeah, seemingly. And so a lady cop starts frisking Tom Cruise and says, uh, looking for contraband.

And then there's a picture of Tom Cruise's pants with a banana in them. His dick is just there. It's just huge and it's in charge. So you know that I have freeze-framed it on that. Oh yeah. Yeah. His dick starts like right at this belt line. Is that not where they begin?

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happens after the I'm illiterate about race cars. Yes, yeah yeah yeah which is supposed to be like this is the endearing thing. Yeah. It turns out that cold trickle doesn't th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the thro. thro. thro. th. the th. the th. th. the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the th. the the the the the th. the the the the th. th. the th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the the the the the the the the the the theeeeeeeee. the. the. the. the endearing thing. Yeah. It turns out that Cole Trickle doesn't know anything about cars. Yeah. Professional race car driver, before this he ran... Open wheel. Yeah. Yeah. Alcohol funny cars? Open wheel basically meaning, you know, no roof.

Yeah. Okay, I didn't know. Like those like Mon Carlo street race cars and stuff. Yeah, yeah, open wheels, the wheels that are like outside of the car. Yeah. Yeah. Little rocket shifts with four wheels. Me, me, me. The ones are the Europeans like and don't find trashy.

I think is a fair. Well, I love a, I don't know what stock cars look like old mobs. Yeah, I mean, I mean Pontiacs I guess? There was a period of time in NASCAR where they started to look really futuristic and stuff but now they're back to like trying to look like I mean it's like a Camry and like a Dodge Charger or whatever but they all kind of look the same but they look like cars with painted on headlights yeah very 80s very very 80s very like it looks it like a fucking Lumina. You know, like where your dad drove. Well, isn't the folklore of stock car racing that it was birthed out of the illegal alcohol?

Yeah, moon shining, bootlegging. Yeah. Bootlegging, that's the the lore of the sport, right? It's true. I mean, I think it's true, I mean I think it's true. Okay. And like running in Daytona Beach, Florida. Oh, okay. So it makes sense that they would be just regular old cars. Yeah, right. They would like basically soup up their engines so that they could outrun police. That's hilarious.

Yeah. And now they have a prayer, an invocation before every race? What does that mean are they bringing out they they they they bring they bring they bring they bring they bring they bring they bring they bring they bring they bring they bring they bring they bring they bring they bring they bring they bring they bring they bring they bring they bring they bring they bring they bring a priest to be like, God bless us, Darlington. God bless all the drivers and thank you God for giving us an Askar, which is so fucked up. Imagine if that was like, I don't know, I don't know. I imagine before I forget it, a baseball game like a priest came out and was like, God bless Andrew McCutcheon. I'd be like, well, true. We do say the national anthem. But that's not God.

That's America. There's supposed to be a separation there. I'm fine with being America. If we're going to do something in America, we can sing the American thing. I'm trying to think, I'm going to to go to a more sports. That's not God bless America, right? Star-spangled banner. There you go. Really? Did you really forget? I really forgot. You gotta go to a more sports.

No? No. No. You don't want to go to a baseball game? You never have to be a baseball game? Have you? I mean, I've explained this to you before, but growing up, people who like sports were the people who beat me up. So therefore I hated sports.

You just weren't from Pittsburgh, which is where you can love sports and everything else. You can be a weird nerd and a punk rocker and still like sports. It blew my mind when I moved here that like all of my weird nerd friends are like, I'm to go watch that game. No, no, no, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. thi. thi. thi. thi. the the the their their their their their their their their their their thi. their. their thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. I's thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. no, no, that's what they do. Not us, that's not for us. Yeah, that's us. Heaven ask our fantasy team. And I don't, I mean, I'm 40. I don't hold anything against anybody. I totally celebrate people. You're 42 this month.

I'm sorry, you're 17 based on this illusion. Well, I'm thi, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. I'm, I'm, thi. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm to. I'm to. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm. I'm. I. I'm. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm to. to. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. toda. t. to. to. to. to. to. to. I'm to. I'm to, I'm in my 40s. Yes, I will be 42 by, oh my God, I'll be 42 by the time this pops. Yeah, this pops. Before this pops, before, when this pops, whatever. This movie is a 38% on rotten tomatoes, which I think is appalling. I find that very upsetting. I think where- get on rotten tomatoes and let's bring that up a little. Please, fans of a horror movie podcast, go on and make sure Days of Thunder is

cracklecking on Rotomatoes. Is that too much to ask? I don't think it is. We do this for you for you for free every week. What are you doing for us? Get on there and up the days of thunder. Is thatell you about it. Are you mad at us right now? I feel like you're mad.

I hope not, because we're having fun and I want you to enjoy our fun. Why don't you just like it? Why can't we just have something for ourselves? Burschell? After he loses in Delaware, at the Monster Mile. Did we see the trophy for the monster? It's a monster. I didn't I send you a picture? No, no, I just called you or texted you that I was driving by the monster mile. Yeah, yeah. My parents live south of it.

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She couldn't look less like a LeWiki. No. No. Also, he does a really creepy thing where he's trying to woo her and he sends like thousands of flowers and stuff to her home. Serial Killer. He made best friends with Henry Portrait of a serial killer. He told him how to do this. Oh, man.

Well, he does a creepier thing, too. This movie? No respect for women at all. It does not like women at all. There's two female characters. One is the doctor, and the other is always hanging on the pits, but not wearing, sometimes wearing a fire suit and sometimes not. Yeah. Sometimes she's wearing a fire suit on the bus, which it's not going to blow up, madam.

That's all. But so after the possible prostitute encounter earlier, when all of his buddies are coming into see him and then Dr. Lewiki comes in to check on him because she's a neurologist. He assumes that she's a prostitute because she's a pretty woman in uniform and puts her hand on his junk. And she's just like, ha ha, that's fun. She should have knocked him the fuck out. Well, she's a brain doctor, so she's probably used to people acting strangely. And he had been blind prior to that so maybe she just thought he was I don't know I want to believe the doctors give people acting strangely the benefit of the doubt

Sure, it just it was a gross home move and all of his friends are just laughing at him. Yeah, and then when Robert Duval goes to explain what? to explain what, he explains that they got a prostitute for him? And she's like, oh, I see. He fucked a prostitute. Now, I'm going to fuck him. So that's cool. Because he's goddamn irresistible. Yeah. Tom Cruise is, Tom Cruise is so charismatic.

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Yeah, so. You were dropping mad sad. Sad. You just, you brought it up. I don't know. Everybody's dead, I guess. I don't know. Everybody's dead, I guess. Still amazing. Still amazing. If we talked about this movie? Well, there's not much to talk about. Not much happens.

No. Carrie Elwis shows up to drive his car while he can't because he's been suspended for running into another car. No, no, no, no, because he's still in like the medical, he's not medically cleared. Correct. That's right. Russ Wheeler. He's his name. Russ Wheeler. He's thi is is is is is is they's they's th. He's th. He's toes. He's toes. He's toes. He's toes. He's toes. He's toes. He's toes. toes. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. to to. too. toe. toe. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the the. the the the try. the try. the the the thr. the the the thr. thr. thr. the no, like, there's no buildup to him being the enemy. Yeah, well, and the thing is, Tom Cruise is real shitty to him at first. Like, Russ Beeler comes up and shakes his hand while Tom Cruise is on the phone and he's like, pleasure to drive your car. I'm sorry I won't be able team carry always for this one.

And they make this big deal because when Tom Cruise then comes back, that Randy Quaid, who is the race team owner, now it's two teams. It happens all the time. Yeah. It happens all the time. Teams have like four is the time, yeah. Teams have like four, I think four is the maximum number of cars you can run, but it's like... Only weird. Yeah.

Wow, wow. Well, who are you going to root for, Tim? All of them, I guess? I don't know. Well, apparently Russ Wheeler, because he's the handsom. Do you think Kerry Cruisington? Yeah, because sometimes Tom Cruise, especially in this movie, is super handsome, and then sometimes he looks like a weird Muppet with a unibrow.

Do you notice that? He's got a wig? Is it a wig? Is it a wig? Maybe sometimes, I think it's sometimes be wig. Okay. I think at any scene where he's probably true. God, it's so fantastic. It's just the best perm, like, which is such a great time for perms. Oh, I bet it smells so good, too.

It's like per. Perk plus. Is it the two in one? Ah, 1990. That's a 90. What a year? There's a great old man fight. Robert Duval is fighting some dude in the pit and it's ridiculous. I love him.

I just have nothing else to say. I love him. I like the scene where Carrie Elwis is going to draft Tom Cruise. So he explains what drafting is to people who don't watch NASCAR. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Can we talk about the scene where they rent a car from a car rental place and they just

trash it? But it's like a four-minute scene of Rowdy Burns and cold trickle hitting each other and driving on the beach. But the song that's playing is like, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. It's the funkiest car race. So funky, but that's how they become friends is just by hitting each other in like a forward tempo. It's pretty good.

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You get sick in there. I faint. You know what's not it's Cruise with a baseball bat. No, I know. Although have you seen his abs recently? No. He's out of control fit. Really? What else does he have to do though? You know? So Tom Cruise, he wins. He wins. He wins Daytona when he's supposed to. He has so all of his face, which would mean that something is terribly malfunctioning? My mind is so dirty? Yeah, I don't think that he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he. He he. He he. He he. He he. He he. He he. He he. He th. He's he's he's he wins. He's he wins. He's he wins. He's he wins. He's he wins. He's he wins. He's he wins. He's he wins. He's he wins. He's he wins. He's he wins. He's he wins. He's he wins. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's supposed to. He has so at Oliver's face, which would mean that something is terribly malfunctioning. I think so dirty. Yeah, I don't think that would happen. I just don't think that if that happened to you, you would be being sick from the fumes. Yeah.

Yeah. Boom, bam, bam. I just really want to drive home how good Robert is in this movie. Yeah. He's worth the price of admission to those films. And this is on Netflix, so just watch it. Like, it's, yeah. Yeah, what are you doing on a Saturday afternoon? Stop watching, I don't know. The others. Last shift or whatever that movie was that I couldn't make it through?

No. Do we want to move on there's not a moment of it that I don't like except for the sweet and low scene. Okay we didn't talk about the sweet and low sloat. Talk about the sweet and low scene. Oh it's Tom Cruz has sweet and low packets on Nicole Kidman's leg. Yeah. So they're both naked covered by sheets. And he's explaining how drafting works with sweet and low packets on her and he tries to make one of them them them them them them them them them them them them them them the their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. to. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. the. t. t. t. t. t. the. t. t. t. the. t. the. the. the. theets on her leg, and he tries to make one of them drive to Victory Lane, which is her peeper. Her lady peeps. And I just find it very uncomfortable.

I just hate intimacy. It's not as uncomfortable as the side boob scene and top tap tho, so it's like whatever. Sorry, just thinking about theof. Yeah. I mean, yeah. Oh, there's a great side boopsy and then a Tom Cruise movie called Cocktail. Ah, with a Elizabeth Shoe. Yeah. Mm-hmm. I'm just reliving being a 13-year-old boy right now.

Anyway, 10. That's probably 18. Ten. That's nuts. I love it. This movie made $ hundred and fifty six million dollars at the box-offs It was a hundred fifty eight million. It was a huge hit. Yeah, it was huge. Did it win any awards? Let's find out. I'm gonna give it a six. I'm gonna give it a six. I'm gonna give it a six. I'm gonna give it a six. Just a six. Yeah, it was nominated for the Academy Award for Best Sound. It did not win. I try. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. the th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. th Give it a 20. It was, um, it was nominated for the Academy Award for Best Sound. It did not win.

But, yeah, they had great sounds. I liked the sound. They were good sounds. Br. B. Bn, the. Banner, n'a, da, da, da. much guitar riffing in this movie. Yeah and how can you how can you be mad at that? Apparently there was a Days of Thunder NES game which I never played. It says the game is currently available for the PlayStation Network. I think I have

that. Is that what I have? I don't know. NES was no no I did on a PlayStation. I was going to say the NES was the last gaming console. Yeah. Yeah it's fun. It's fun. It's a the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. the th. th. the th. the the th. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. I was. I was. I was was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th last gaming console. Yeah. Yeah, it's fun. It's a dumb, fun movie. It's not dumb. It's beautiful. It's about overcoming things. Like basically, we didn't even talk about the main emotional driver of the plot, which is that he becomes afraid to drive again because NASCAR drivers, race car drivers in general don't want to face the fact that they could die and and you get a driver to a funeral before he actually did. We kind. the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th th th. th th th the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the, the, the, the, the. thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean We kind of mentioned it as much as they did in the movie. I felt like it was driven home very strongly in the movie. Because there's that scene where Robert Duval screaming at Tom Cruise, he's like, if you get in that car you're going to die. I love that. I love it.

You're afraid. And then Nicole Kidman has that line about being an infantile ego maniac who doesn't know the controls and illusion. I really like that monologue. That was really fun. And in that you can be like, oh you're a good actress. You can see that she's try to cheer him on during the race. It looks like the most unnatural thing, which is going, go go, call. And just like she's like putting in front of her face and then whipping her hair wearing a white business suit just lest you forget she's a doctor because like all doctors and movies she tells you like 400 fucking times that she's a doctor make me sound like a

doctor it's a pretty good Nicole Kidman yeah I watch that movie a lot of times let me out of the car let me out oftimes. Let me out of the car, Cole. Let me out of the car. Let me out of the car. When this movie was done, Netflix, as is one to do. Yeah. Suggested movies to me. Oh, what did it give you? And I was stoked on all the suggestions.

Really? Major League. Love that movie. finest. Crocodile Dundee. Oh, Crocodile Dundee's great. I don't really like Australians. I'm just kidding, you guys are great. I just couldn't think of anything else. And over the top. Over the top's on Netflix. I'm gonna watch that. It's so weird. I remember even being uncomfortable with it as a child, being like, is he gonna touc? the are paying attention, next April Fools we'll be doing Over the Top. Yeah. Oh yeah, that's great.

What's the? Who plays the dad? It's like, Robert Loseh. It is Robert Locha. It is Robert Locha. I'm so filled with joy. As you are two days of thunder. I am to over the Top. I've seen that movie so many times. Really look forward to doing that.

And that guy drinks that motor oil at the end. These are my memories of Over the Top. When I flip my hat backwards, it's like a switch. I'm like this machine behind me? Yeah. Like it's truck. Why would that surprise for for? Oh my God, can we just get it over the top right now? I haven't watched in like 10 years, but I'm ready. Bonus episode,

go! Yeah. Seriously though, like what if you want a truck? You'd be like, what am I going to do with this fucking semi? Yeah. What are the tax implications going to be for me to get this truc? th. the th. Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the. the's, the's, thea? thea? thea. th. th. to. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. I I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I I th. I I I th. I I I I I I I I I th. I I I I I I I I I I I th. I I I I I I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. I th. th. th. th. the. the. to. to the. to the. to the. th. th. the. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. Can you take this truck off my hand? See I won this trucsy. What if your dad stole you back from your grandfather? Meet me halfway. Fuck you, Kenny Longins. Don't ever say that in my presence again. Oh, those fucking mushy ballots, man, they're worst. Highway to the Danger Zone, that's a kickass too. I like, I like the caddy shack on a the cat thua thua that one one one one that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. th. th. th. th. th. thu. thus. th. th. th. th. thus. thus. thus. th. th. thus. th. thus. th. th. thus. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. t. too. the. the. the. th worst. Highway to the danger zone that's a kickass too. I like I like the caddy shack on a lot that I'm all right. Oh yeah yeah that's about foot loose is great. Bound them down and now now. Yeah. Guys we

like other movies too. Let us know if you want us to talk about over the top. I know you don't and I don't care because we're doing it again in a year. So yeah, our sponsor is Cryptocurium. I'm sorry that we're doing Days of Thunder. This probably is not your ideal target market, Jason. I don't think we're gonna get, here's a thing though. I don't think we're gonna get a lot of people for Days of Thunder. I think it's just gonna be whether or not our people hang on. Frankenstein? What do they do? Dracula? Nope. Jesus Thunder. Fuck you! No, we said like in episode three or something that we were going to do this. Yeah. And then we forgot to do it last year so. But our sponsor is

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As you have. I see that. It's hard, getting harder to see the be honest. Who needs a screen when you have stickers? That's a good way of looking at it. The sculpts that Jason does and mass produces and hand paints, there's videos on his Instagram and they're just gorgeous. They're unreal like. Yeah, you gotta get yourself this. He's a talented foker. So go.

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Oh, I camped at a NASCAR race. It was the truck series. The porta-potties in the morning were literally the worst thing I've ever seen in my entire life. I came out of one and there was a man standing there and I was like, I want you. Why does anyone like me? All right. Because you're great. What are we doing next week?

A horror movie probably. Yeah, horror movie podcast time. We're back, we're back. This is fun, but we need to get into death and destruction and devils. And the end of the world. Yeah, Armageddon. The Omen. We're doing the Omen, the 1976. Richard Donner directed Gregory Peck, Lee Ramek, David Warner. I have a lot of things to say about all these people. So it's so good.

Yeah, we're gonna talk Omen so you guys should come back and tell your friends. And tell them to listen to this one if they like, you know, fun or racing or do you like. Hearing Katie and I laugh. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thoooooo. to, to, to, theea. to. to. thooo. the is that's all this is so sorry we did this one for us yeah we did. We did this one for us yeah this one for us you did this one today this one. this one's for us you know if you have something bad to say about this episode just don't actually say it I'm gonna go out on a limb if you have something bad to say about you the the the th and I I I I I I I I I I I I I th and I th and I th and I th and I th th th th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi thi th. th. th. th. th. th. thi th. thi thi thi thi thi thi th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi's thi thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's theeeeeeeeeeeeee you have something bad to say about anything that we do. Do you don't have to tell us? No. You can't tell us any more bad shit than we haven't already told ourselves. So don't worry about it.

You can't hate me more than I hate myself and that's my defense. Thanks, she'll sing to another episode of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of to to an to an to an to an to an to an to an to an to an the other the other the other their bad their bad th. Ha ha!