Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 77- The Omen (1976)

Episode Date: April 11, 2016

This week we're discussing one of the classics of the "evil child" genre, the 1976 film "The Omen." Special topics for your consideration include: a defense of Tonya Harding, wanting to have a child but not necessarily to pay attention to the child, the most effective ways to inform someone that their child is the Antichrist, why Allen doesn't act and a potential new 'Flintstones' character. We hope you liked this episode! If you did, please tell a friend and also let us know your thoughts on the episode, the movie, or whatever you want to talk about at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance.  Please also check out our excellent sponsor Cryptocurium at www.cryptocurium.com to sign up for their monthly subscription box, the Parcel of Terror. We are legitimately so excited to get this box every month and we know you will be too. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Just that Tanya Harding is so much more relatable than Nancy character, you know? She was poor and she wasn't a Connecticut wasp. Oh, well, waspiness does play into the movie that we're going to talk about today. These segues are getting thinner and thinner. It's some thin soup. We're talking about the movie, The Omen. Hi, this is WhereWilf Ambulance. I'm Alen. I'm Katie. I think we even, this is a horror movie podcast that does not talk about NASCAR racing films unless

you listen to the last episode when we did. And if you ever want to talk about NASCAR fantasy, like I'm happy to get to talk about that. Share tips. You want to open that plug it? Well, if they have tips, I'm not doing so well this week we're talking about a horror movie and we're talking about a classic horror movie. One of the high points of the 70s Satanism, Antichrist End of the World. Bad babies. Gregory Peck. Not so much. Oh come on! I'm not that into Gregory Peck. I find him smarmy. I did call him the poor man's Carrie Grant and got chastised by my my partner about it.

She like Gregory Peck? Yeah, she likes Gregory Peck along. Sorry, Missy. But I'm a huge Carrie Grant fan, so. Our sneak and old lace? God damn, he's so good. But Gregory Peck is in Roman holiday and that movie. But we're not here to talk about Roman Holiday.

We're here to to talk about aboutto the Omen with the cross graphic and the choir and the it's so good. Soundtrack in this movie, I think it's Jerry Goldsmith's only win of an Oscar for his soundtracks. It's so, he's done a ton of like, he did like Alien and a bunch of movies we did. We've definitely discussed Jerry Goldsmith and he was warlocked first episode. Oh boy, oh boy. Jerry Goldsmith, you're a woo. Yeah, and it has that feel of like, and I've heard this song somewhere before and it's like it really really taps into that. But yeah that opening graphic of the little kid who's shadow cast an upside-down cross. Yeah. The coolest. Most of my notes are about the first scene of

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there is no way I could have predicted that reaction but it's just crazy that he wrote these two movies. Yeah, how very different? And apparently he wrote a percentage, he wrote like 30% of Willie Wonka in the chocolate factory. No shit. He wrote the pure imagination song. Really? That's it's yeah. That's crazy. Yeah. Sorry.

Anyway, going back to Gregory Peck being a fucking shit. Robert Thornton. I do know this is what a dumb fucking assul. It's the own, it's one of the few like super absurd things that happens in this movie. Where it's just like you can't, so basically they're going to take this other baby whose mother died in childbirth and he's not going to, he's like, and the priest is like, oh, the resemblance is there, let's just do this, let's just give you this baby. And he's like, God has given you this child. And I'm like, God has given you those eyebrows, father, because they are wretched. I don't know. I don't remember his eyebrows. Oh, the huge.

Just massive brows. A little peek behind the curtain. I got to take clippers to mine or they'll just wizard right now. Yeah, that's the thing that happens. Yeah, grandpa, grandpa brows. Good head hair on that devil baby though, which comes into play later, I guess. I know Gregory Rupak is 60 years old in this movie. I really don't like him. It's a weird casting decision, but like, like, it makes sense for, so so Gregory Rupak's character is a dignitary of some sort who ends up being the U.S. ambassador

to England. Which has to be like the easiest job in the world, right? You guys want to do this? Yeah, Yeah, cool. Anyway. But for that, I feel like he's really good casting, but for like the loving father of a newborn is really weird. Yeah, it's just not right. And he's not a very even like good husband or I. But the love, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the thi, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the easiest, the to the easiest, to to to to to be to be the to be the to be the to be to be to be the the th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, to to the the the te te tea tea, tea, the easiest to to the But then I don't really like the wife either Lee Remick is the most put upon woman that ever existed in this movie like she's just like I don't know Like if we're let's compare and can dress this quickly with Rosemary's baby. Okay, you love roosts so much and you just want her to succeed you were like can't believe this happening to her this terrible thing they're you? the the to?? the to? too too the too too tho the tho the tho the tho tho tho the the they. tho they. tho they. they. they. they. their their their. they. they. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. they. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the. the. the. try. tttry. ttttttttttttttry. tttttttry. tttttell. try. ttell. the the tell.'re this terrible thing. They're keeping the secret from her and her, it's, you know, her baby. And you just love her and you root for her and you can't believe this is happening. I don't give a shit about Kathy.

Is her name Kathy? Yes. Okay, good. Like, I just don is sort of sad or whatever. And her kid does push her off a railing on his tricycle. Yeah. But I just don't feel like... Did you feel worse for the goldfish? Well, they didn't do anything.

No, I just don't have the same feeling of like wanting to like protect her the way you feel about Rosemary, you know? Sure. I think it's because they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're because they're because they're because they're because they're because they're just because they're just because they're just because they're just because they're just because they're just because they're just because they're just because they're just because they're just because they're just because they're just because they're just because they're just because they're just, they're like Nancy Carrigan. What was the line from the song you said right? Oh, for fans of the band Schlong, the San Francisco punk band, they had a song, the song's title was Nancy Carrigan and her big fucking teeth, can he eat a bowl of poop loops. It was on their poop loop loop seven inch. Okay, cool, cool. Cool. I. I. I. I, cool. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th. I th. th, I th. th. th. th. th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. they're, they're, they're, they're, they're they're they're just, they're just, like, they're they're they're they're they're like, like, like, like, they're they're they're the. the. the. the. loop 7 inch. Okay, cool, cool. Cool, cool. I don't know. It just seems like, they're just very entitled to a child that is their own and they

should have a child of their own and they shouldn't suffer like other reg people have to suffer, you know what I mean? And I wonder if it was that because they were like that's getting kind of ticked off in that. I mean, their relationship with this child is born out of a lie. Yeah. And that's going to come back and bite him in the ass. Yeah. We get a montage of Damien, which is what they named the child, growing and aging and real cute kid. They are like just not watching him

next to bodies of water and then wondering where he is like maybe watch your toddler next to this lake or whatever did you get a little don't look now tingle yeah yeah everybody should just watch their children next to bodies of water like why is that's a fucking hard imagine imagine imagine if the don't look now the sex scene had happened in this movie with Gregory Beck and Lee Remar. That would not be sexy. That's not sexy at all. So yeah, we watch him grow and we get to the point of where we are at a birthday party. This is where we meet the photographer, Nigel Tuffinel.

David Warner. What movie to have we done that David Warner is in? Spinal tap. Man, no, no, no, waxwork. Oh, yeah, you're right. All right, cool. He does look like Christopher Guest in Spinal Tap though, doesn't it? It's that shaggy, shaggy hair.

It's so funny to me. I just kept being like, come on, Nig. He's in time bandits. I, he's great in this. He's really the highlight of this movie. I think. And rocking a cravat like nobody's business. Making it look natural. Yeah, that weird Beatles hair cut and that cravatte is working it. Yeah, for sure. So he's a photographer. A paparazzi of some sort of, I guess. Well, he seemed to be like invited to the party. He wasn't like... He wasn't like... I don't know. He just sort of shows up and it's like everywhere from now on he would be around Robert Thorne. Yeah. So we meet the nanny who to tie her into previous episodes she is the daughter of Jack Palance from Without Warning. And every other movie ever made. Kathy takes Damien away from the nanny. She's like I'll take him for a little while and the nanny's obviously enamored with Damien. Yeah. Kathy takes Damien away from the nanny. She's like, I'll take him for a little while. And the nanny's obviously enamored with Damian.

Yeah. And then it seems like nobody else is paying attention to Damian. This child is being raised by the nanny. Yeah. So she takes the child and walks away and the nanny mind melts with a dog for a second. Yeah. The music that's happening much. It's so weird. The the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. thananananny. Mine is that's that's that's that's the nanny mind. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. Yeah. Namm. th. Namm. Namm. Nami. Nami. N. N. N. N. N. N. N. N. N. Nanny. N. Nanny. Nanny. M. M. Nanny mind. Nanny mind mind mind mind mind mind mind mind mind mind mind mind mind mind mind mind mind mind mind mind mind mind mind mind mind mind mind mind mind mind mind mind mind mind mind mind mind mind mind mind mind mind mind mind mind mind mind mind mind mind mind mind mind mind mind mind mind mind mind mind mind mind mind mind mind mind mind. Mine. Mine the dog there? This is what the first time the dog did that? Yeah. Like, the music that's happening? Yeah. It's so good. It's so weird. And just like, you earn that Oscar, my man. So she goes up and hangs herself.

Super good scene. It says, it's all for you, Damian. She basically has everyone look at her as she jumps off the high window from the house and hangs herself. And Greg Rupert's reaction to that is great. He just goes, Tom. Tom runs to go take care of it. Like, yeah, go take care of that. Yeah. Well, that's why he's the US ambassador to the UK.

And you're not. I don't know. Yeah, that's fine. So the new nanny shows up. Mrs. Baylock. Like, and she's like, oh, the agency sent me. They've read about it in the newspaper. Like, did you not report this to the agency? You should have called them. Yeah, I can't tell how long it's been since that has elapsed.

Regardless. It seems like you're called toto the nanny agency to be like, what are your employees just fucking killed themselves at this kid's birthday party? What, you're wrong. Maybe he told Tom to call, and Tom hasn't done it yet. I don't know, Tom seems to snap too. That's true. Quick Wikipedia fact, Billy Whitelaw, the woman who plays Mrs. Baylock. She was Samuel Beck someone's muse is pretty nuts. Like, hmm. Seems uncomfortable. I've never been anyone's muses. No, who has? Wait, I guess

if I'm your muse, let me know. Yeah. If you're listening to this and just going, you know, I'm really inspired right now. Are they writing plays for you? I hope not because I am not going I played Epimetheus, Prometheus's brother, in a sixth grade, fifth grade. It didn't end well. No? No. What happened? Uh-huh. You we we we we we have.

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Why do it at all? I don't know. Maybe we'll just have a live show where we just play a pre-recorded recording of ourselves and we're like just sitting with our arms crossed. I like that. We're going to do a live show to sell those t-shirthirt theats theats theats tha shirts tha shirts tha shirts tha shirts tha shirts tha shirts tha shirts tha shirts tha shirts that we that we that we that we're that we're that we're that we're that we're that we're eventually going to get made. Yeah, we paid for the design. Thanks, Justin. Yeah, thanks, Justin. Hopefully, that'll be happening soon. So yeah, Mrs. Baylaw comes and she's like, I'm the new nanny and they're like, oh, cool, cool, cool.

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Very believable. And David Warner's there taking pictures, because it's right after the suicide. So he's taking pictures of Robert Thorne and he, Robert Thorne knocks the camera out of his hand and offers to pay for it and he's like, hey buddy. Hey, you owe me one. Yeah. To which I just feel like, no, I'll just pay for that. I'm not going to owe you shit, dog. But Gregory Peck's like, all right. Okay. I wish you had written at an I owe you. Yeah. So they're going to like a wedding or something? Yeah, I had a church. Mrs. Bailock has a standoff with Kathy because Kathy wants Damian to be ready for the wedding and Mrs. Baylock doesn't want him to go to church. So they're driving up to the church and Kathy's like, he's just terrified. Look at him, he's terrified.

He's terrible. He does not look scared at all. Apparently, that kid was awful to work with. Really? Yeah. Richard Donner had Well, he's five. But like, it was still like to get, like, when we get to the end, there's a good story. Okay. A little anecdote we'll get to. Cool.

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Is that how it worked in the 70s? I don't know. I don't know. As far as I remember, yeah. Okay. But I was only two when this movie came out. Because I was two in 1976. The bicentennial. That was 40 years ago, holy shit!

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, I hope you live to see the tri-centennial. Oh, dude, I don't know how to. Well, I won't. Why wouldn't you? Well, because I'd be pretty old.

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Dogg is seriously scary. Terrifying. And apparently, judging by a scene that happens later, Europe is just littered with Rottweilers. Yeah. Loose, loose Rottweilers. Well, I don't know about their moles. Well, there's also loose baboons. Wait. Because the next scene, she's like hitting a baboon with her car. Well, they go to the zoo.

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and then they open it up in a child's head. There's a child's corpse and there's a hole in the child's head where they just like crushed its brain. Yeah. And then the dog show up and he's like don't run, run, run. Which I really liked. That dog attack is horrifying. Yeah, it's probably the scariest thing in the movie. Yeah, for sure. And then he does get, he's looking for, he's looking for Dr. Boughgan. Right, they get back to the hotel after the dog. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the dog. the dog. the dog. the dog. to. the the tap. to. the the tap. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. their. th. th. their. their. their. their. the dog. the dog. the dog. the dog. the dog. the dog. the dog. the dog. the dog. the dog. the dog. the dog. the dog. the dog. the dog. the dog. the dog. the dog. the dog. the dog. the. th. th. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. tog. tog. tog. tog. tog. t. tog. tog. tog. tog. th. tog. th. the the tog. the th. th. ougainhagen. Right, they get back to the hotel after the dog attack and they're like and he gets the phone called the Kathy's dead because Mrs. Baylock has gone to the hospital and pushed Kathy out the window. Yeah because he's called Kathy and like, they're like, oh girl we got a good room

let's do this. Yeah. And she's dead in the back of that scene. So then he's, the day Warner's like, oh your wife's dead, do you remember the guy's name? He's like, booggin, hugge. So sad. And admittedly, you should be sad, your wife's dead. And admittedly, you should be sad, your wife's dead. But then immediately rescinds that. Yeah, he. Yeah, he. Yeah, he. Yeah, he. Yeah, he. the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the th. the th. the th. the th. the th. th. the the thi. the the the thi? thi. the the thi. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. Do is. Do is. Do is. Do is. Do is th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. things. things. things. things. things. things. the. the. the the the the the the the thi. the the thi. thi. this is the first time that he says my wife's dead. I want Damian to die too. Yeah. But then immediately rescinds that because they go to visit Bougain Hugg and Bougain Huggins just happens to have all the knives you need to kill the Antichrist hanging out

on a table. And he's not into stabbing athe sand pile to do to do to do well he throws those knives like a fucking baby child like don't throw a temper tandermen if he hadn't thrown those knives David Warner would have been fine I'd still be alive to this day is he alive yeah cool and but so in probably my favorite death sequence in the movies so in a the. Oh really more so than. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I. De. De. So, th. th. th. De. De. De. De. De. De. De. De. De. De. De. De. De. D. I. D. I. I. D. I. I. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. And. So. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I. th. Ithe impaling? I just think that's like the best death in movies. It's so beautiful. But this is just so like Rube Goldberg device. It really is. A guy sets a handbreak on a truck and the handbrake is in the worst place ever because when you get out of the truck, your butt hits the hand and a sheet of plate glass comes off and just fucking decapitates it and they they could only do the shot once. They had one shot at this. Oh really? Yeah. But I love because there's not like a spray of blood that comes out of him or anything. Yeah. But when the plate glass hits the table behind him in the building all the coffee and bugs are filled with red liquid. th. th. the th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah, th. th. th. Yeah, thi. Yeah, the thi. Yeah, the the the th. Yeah, the the thi thi thi thi thi they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I I I I I I I I I I I I I I, th. I I, th. Yeah. I, th. Yeah. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. I, thi. I thi. I thi. I theeeeeeeeat. I theeeeat. I theeeat. I theee. I theee. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, the coffee and bugs are filled with red liquid. Oh, okay.

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Or would you just go, oh shit? Like I feel like I would have like shocked and they'd be like, oh my god, he's dead. He just doesn't seem to have that. There's not a lot of emoting from, uh, no, he looked like he kind of didn't want to be in this movie yeah well it was a horror movie and they they did not have the best no I guess what was he doing in this baby I don't know yeah I mean it's it's got a lot of like higher-end actors in it and stuff yeah it's just what I don't know so then he takes his knives and gets on a plane in a pre-911 world where you can just take a pack of knives on a plane like, I guess he's probably diplomatic passport or whatever, but where is he taking? It has to be done at a church, it has to be done on an altar.

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So he drives away from the, his quarters, his quarters. And the cops, the cops, the cops, the cops, the cops, the cops, the cops, the cops, the cops, and the cops, and the cops, and the cops, and the cops, and the cops, and the cops, and the cops, and the cops, and the cops, and the cops, and the cops, the cops, the cops, the cops, the cops, their, their, the cops, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th th th th thi, thi, th thi, thi, th th. th. th. th. th. th. th, th. th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thi, to thi, to thi, thi, thi, thi, thi he's the ambassador to America. So, and they're like, oh shit, something's gone wrong, the ambassador is sped away. And so they follow him to the church where he's trying, he's just about to stab Damian in a really sad scene where Damian is like, no, daddy, no. But this is after he's cut his hair and seen that he has the 666 on his scalp. We did forget to mention that. Yes. So he knows he's a bat. He's the right. Right. Right. Right. And so he doesn't love that. He never loved that child. No one never loved that child. No one no one never loved that child. Maybe Mrs. Baylock. I don't. And the nanny who's a woman I believe loved him. Yeah. Okay. No one. No one has ever loved that child. No. No. No. No one. No. No. No one. No one. No one. No one. No one. No one. No one. No one. No one. No one. No one. No one. No one. No one. No one. No one. No one. No one. No one. No one. No one. No one. No one. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No one. No one. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No one. No. No one. No one. No one. No one. No one. No one. No one. No one. No one. No one. No one. No one. No one. No one. No one. No one. No one. No one. No one. No one. No. No. No. No. so sad. So... Just a status symbol to these people. It's my devil baby. Yeah. Oh, you don't have the difference.

Maybe that's the difference is because Rosemary is so excited about this baby because she desperately wants to be a mother. Whereas, Kathy is just like, this is the next step. This is the next step. this is the thing I need to complete this set. Yeah. Yeah. So he's about to stab Damien. He's not having it. And as he's bringing the knife down, there's a slowmo bullet.

Yeah. We forgot to mention when they, you don't have to drag it out. And the movie ends with the funeral for Robert and Kathy, which is attended by, we forgot to mention that Robert's college roommate is the president of the United States. Who is the president? It would have been Carter. the real southern. the I guess I would have been Ford in 76. Yeah. Carter would have gotten elected that year. And inaugurated in 77? Yeah. Okay. So yeah. And then we have this great scene of like they're showing the funeral, the military funeral with honors. And then it pans down to Damien

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Ronald? No, isn't that the name of the little girl? Isn't that one divorced character? I was just thinking about how people called Ronald Reagan the Devil. But anyway. So I wanted to talk real quick about that end scene because that's where Richard Donner sort of hits home, that how annoying to work with this kid was. So the whole thing was he did not shooting the scene going, don't smile, do not smile, I will never talk to you again if you smile. Oh, this is a kindergartner we're talking about.

So the kid smiles. Yeah. And I think it's way better than not smiling. It's like him going, it's perfect. Yeah. I'll never talk to you again if you don't. Probably never talk to to to to that kid that kid that kid that kid that kid that kid that kid that kid that kid that kid that kid that kid that kid that kid that kid that kid again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again againto that kid again anyway. But one of the thing that I learned from the commentary was that Richard Donner had them play this like there was nothing weird going on.

It was just like a psychological movie. It wasn't an occult, like supernatural movie. So like kind of play it like you're just having a breakdown. Okay. Play it like you're losing your mind. And Kathy certainly seems to be. Sure. I feel like like the the the the the the the the the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the the the the the the the the the the the, the the, the, the. thi the, the, the, the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I the, the, the, the, the, the. I'm the. I'm thea. I'm theauuuuu. I'm toeauuu. I'm theauu. I'm theau. theau. thea. thea. thea to be. Sure. I feel like Robert is unflapped through most of it, unfazed. Yeah, yeah, but that like that almost that certainty that something so ridiculous is happening kind of like says to me that like, oh, you've lost your fucking mind if you think this is what's happening right now?

Yeah. Yeah, it's pretty, it's an interesting take. I don't know if that's in 2000 or whatever when he did the commentary, he was like, oh yeah, that's what we did. Yeah, hindsight on that one. And apparently there's a curse, supposedly, that goes along with this movie or a bunch of the people who worked on it died. Really? Like, cultured-aisty style. Yeah, but, you know. You know, or I'd be them. So there were sequels to this?

Yeah, there's a, there's, but none of them are worth. I've never seen any of them. Yeah. Although the second one I do remember having a really cool scene where someone gets their eyes pecked out by crows. Oh, that's cool. But, yeah, there's, they're not, they're nothing to ride home about. I just want to tell you that in the 2006 remake, Leave Shriver plays Robert. Oh, really? And Mia Farrow is the Nanny.

Ah. So that's kind of nice. Yeah. And I think the guy who plays Dam in the original has like a cameo in the original has like a cameo in that's why they did. Oh, nailed it at 6 a.m. Yes. So do you want to move on to a ratings face? Sure. You want to go first? Ratings?

FACE? All the ratings. Yes, I love this movie. I think this movie. I think this movie is fantastic. Yeah. I'm going to give this movie. thine 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9. and a half whatever we give movies. Whoa. I think it's great. I think it's like mandatory viewing for anybody who likes film,

and especially anybody who likes horror movies. Yeah. And anybody who loves Satan like I do. Love Satan. Like as a concept or as your Lord and Master? Whatever I got to do to give me through the day. No, it just says the concept. As the, you know, like the opposite, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the opposite, the opposite, the opposite, yeah, the opposite, the opposite, the opposite, the opposite, the opposite, yeah, the opposite, the opposite, the opposite, the opposite, the opposite, the opposite, the opposite, the, the, the, yeah, the, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, yeah, the, the, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, tha., tha., tha., th a product of the 80s, where like, the satanic panic and all that stuff, like, I loved heavy metal and D&D and all that stuff,

so it was like, I like Satan. I mean, I'm in league with him, he's my man. Um, cool, cool, cool. I also really like this movie. Okay. I was raised Catholic. Oh. And I can't have none. I think I'm in league with Satan. No, no. I mean, I've got him touching to my forum, so I just started. Yeah, yeah.

It's right. It's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But yeah, watch this movie. What? You guys? to be? the, You probably own it on DVD. If not, I'm sure you can rent it. But do you know what else you should own?

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She's eating the packaging. She's really consuming it. I don't want to put this on your table now. That's fine. Put it in my pocket. There is a lollipop. Yeah. It is orange and black swirl and looks delicious.

It is Halloween. I think we've got one of these at Halloween and I think I ate it. Oh, there's a beautiful prince in here of a witch witch a broom with a jackalantern. I really like that. That is amazing. Holy crap, look at this magnet. There's a giant jackalaner wearing a witch hat magnet. This is so festive. Yeah, this is great.

It's like a half, half, almost half, halfway to Halloween. The weather is kind of fall like right now. It really is a the thau- kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th tho that that that that. that. that. that. that. that. that. tho th. that. that. that. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. th the dark skull pin. Love that. Yeah, these are amazing. Is this just a bonus thing he's doing? Yeah, this is a little bonus guy. I think this is something you had to learn speciality. But thank you for sending it to us. Thanks, Jason. So what Jason does is hand makes all of the stuff out of molds presumably and then paints it. And if you want to know more about how he does these things,

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I know we like, we're going to budget. Budgets are hard. Put this in your budget. This stuff is amazing that Jason does. Yeah, he makes it. He gets guest writers. It's really cool. There's no reason you shouldn't get it. I mean, honestly, if you can come with a good reason, you can tell me, but I will tell you why you're wrong. You're definitely wrong about it.

Every one of these that I've gotten, or that we've got, I've just been like, what? Yeah. You're like cool best. Hey, thanks to all of you for being friends of the show. Yeah. We need friends. We all need friends. You guys are great friends.

Thanks for talking to us on the internet. Thanks for rating us on iTunes. Thanks for talent your friends. Keep up the good work. Thank you can watch. It's New Zealand-ish, New Zealander. What is, what do you call someone who's from a Kiwi? It's a Kiwi movie? Yeah, it's a Kiwi movie. That sounds delightful. Yeah, called Housebound. It's from like 2014 or so. Just watch it. Watch it. Watch it. And we'll talk about it. I think you'll like it. I think you'll like it. I think you'll like it. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'll like. I'll like. I'll like. I'll like it. I'll like. I'll like it. I'll like it. I'll like it. I'll like it. I'll like it. I'll like it. I'll like it. I'll like it. I'll like. I'll like. I th. I that. I that. Yeah. I that. I that. Yeah. I that. Yeah. I that. Yeah. Yeah. I that. Yeah. Yeah. I that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I that. Yeah. I that. Yeah. Yeah. I that. Yeah. I'll like it. I'll like it. I'll like it. I'll like it. I'll like it. I'll like. I'll like. I'll like. I'll like. I'll like. I'll like. I'll like. I'll like. I'll like. I'll like. I'll like. I'll like. I'll like. I th. I th. Yeah. Yeah. I th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I th. Yeah. Yeah. I th. Yeah. I th. Yeah. Yeah. I th. I that. Yeah. I that. I that. I th. I th. I away the rating season already. I it's I'm gonna probably give it like a seven or so Just kidding. I'm I mean probably not but tune in next time

To find out what we think of that movie. Yeah, and thanks to seeing to another episode of where off ambulance by by the ambulance. Bye.