Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 78- Housebound (2014)

Episode Date: April 18, 2016

In this week's episode, we reveal just how shamefully little we know about the entire country of New Zealand when we discuss the 2014 film "Housebound." Topics of discussion include: ghost hunters in real life, budget toys, crossovers between the 1980s and juggalos, the disgusting concept of putting one's fingers into a stranger's mouth and some mashups of the "Rocky" theme. Have you seen this one? What did you think of it? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You guys are the best, we love to hear from you.  Please also visit our rad sponsor, Cryptocurium Custom Creations at cryptocurium.com. Sign up for their Parcel of Terror and get amazing stuff in your mailbox every month without fail.  Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

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I agree. I think we should play a game. Is it Kajagugu or Twisted? This is a terrible intro. I just don't know what to say about New Zealand. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. their. their. thia. thia. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, the the the the the the the the th. the the th. the the the th. the th. the the th. the the th. the the the the therible intro. I just don't know what to say about New Zealand. It's beautiful. Is it? Lord of the Rings? Sure. This is our first New Zealand. Hi guys, this is where will have? Are we a movie?

We're a travel podcast. We're a travel podcast. Places we've never been and probably will never go. Is this our... We just imagine them. Is this our first New Zealand movie? It's gotta be. We haven't done frighteners or...

That's what we do in the shadows was... No, yeah, yeah, that one. And we haven't done brain damage, a, a, dead alive. We haven't done Lord of the Rings, which is not a New Zealand movie, but filmed on location in New Zealand movie. theeeeeeeease, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, thiii, is thi, is thi, is thi, is thi, is thi, is thi, is thi, is thi, is thi, is thi, is thi, is thi, is th. Is thi, is thi, is thi, is thi, is thi, is th. Is th. Is th. Is th, is th, is th, is th, is th, is th, is th, is th, is th, is th, is th, is th, is th, is th, is th, is th, is thi, is thi, is thi, is thi, is thi, is thi, is throi. Is throi. Is throoi. Is thi. Is thi. Is thi. Is thi. Is thi. Is thi. Is thi, is the Rings, which is not a New Zealand movie, but filmed on location in New Zealand. It's true. That's our episodes 100 through 105. We're going to vary widely from the film, much like Peter Jackson did from the source material. Did he?

Oh yeah, come really? I know, don't say come on. I haven't read it. Is it? What did he do? There's just a ton of like just adding in like romance stuff that just wasn't in the movie or in the books and like you know, uh, live Tyler and uh, if you got more than say. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean that stuff's in like the appendices but it's not really in the main story. That's not canon. No, that's the thing I would dress like the dudes were split in. Just saying. I'm going to go back and then later. There's also a lot of them. How do they even schedule practices? Do you know what I mean? I guess they don't anymore. Is it, it's members of crowded house it looks like. Yeah, interesting. What? Who's crowded house?

Oh man? You were 10 Who's crowded? I was. Oh man, you were a 10 year younger than I am, aren't you? In fact, I am. Who did they have a hit? Yeah, but I can't sing them. Well, I would like you to do so. It's one of those things where I could I could tell you the rhythm of it and the sound, but the lyrics, no, they are escaping me. Can you hum? Mm-hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, everybody wants to rule the world? Everybody wants to rule the world.

Is that not it? No, no. I don't know what you're saying. I've been on a real new wave kick lately. Yeah, you've seemed more more up. Yeah. Wear a blue shirt with a kitten on it. Although, I've been watching Hinterland. Have you seen this?

I have seen Hinterland. I like it and also. Yeah, have you guys watched this? It's the Welsh cop TV show that is just, apparently Wales is just on fire with sadness? Sadness and crime crime so much murder so much sad so much sad everybody's got a rough story in whales I guess and so many wise in their words the beautiful language yeah I don't understand it don't understand it so I'm still looking up a crowded house hits I mean I think four minutes is not too much time to spend on this.

But yeah, I've been watching Hinterland and I was watching it before we were getting ready to record tonight and I was like, I got to get pumped up. You're listening to Journey when I walked in. I'm bumming out right now. Did that? I think they just committed some sort of sad crime. Yeah, crimes of sadness. But that's not what we're here to talk about, Katie. We are here to talk about crimes somewhat. So that's a segue. Mm-hmm. I'm Alan. Oh, hi.

Hello, Katie. Hey. And that must new favorite band. We could start a band. You play bass, I play guitar. You play bass. You play guitar. You've got pipes?

You can sing out the hits? You can't. I don't like anyone's a band. No one looks at you unless you're fucking up. Though I did use to introduce the maxipads as hi where were the Maxie Pads where you're a new favorite band. Oh nice. Yeah, and we weren't, we weren't anybody's favorite band. It's hard being a shaved ape in a band because everyone just wants to stare at you, so. What does that mean? Look at him, like a shaved gorilla.

Oh, jeez. Oh, brooze. Come on, nothing's going to out sad the last episode where I outed myself peeing on stage at 12 years old. Yeah, I forgot about that and then I went back and was like, oh brother. So good, I had so much like, I could just edit this out, or you could just own it and you could just own it. Did you feel that after I outed myself as having ans that are terrible for you to do in public. I'm going to go one being a little bit more traumatic.

Oh sure, trauma, yes. But like, you know, horrific. Horrific. I don't know. And horrific, segues perfectly back into talking about a horror movie. Yeah. And laughter segues is to talk about a horror comedy. New Zealand crime, horror, and laughing.

And sadness. There's really not much sadness in this. There's like one sad scene. We're talking about housebound, the 2014 New Zealand film. And once we get into it we're going to do spoilers so if you haven't seen it you should probably watch it. Yeah or just listen or just listen if you're not gonna I mean there are some twists and turns in this so I think it's a it's worth watching beforehand. I almost want to just out my opinion of this film at the beginning of it but let's let's get into it. You want to rate it now just just tell just just just just to to tell to the to tell to the tell to tell the to the to the to to the to the to the to their. I I I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their. their. I'm to. I'm to. I'm to. I'm to. I'm to. I'm to to to to to to to to to to to to. I to to to to to their. I I I I I I I I I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I'm th. I'm to. I'm to. I'm to. tell. tell to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to let's get into it. You want to rate it now? Just tell everyone how I'm feeling about it.

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Although I guess this is episode 78. So, you know, we're going to have to touch them sometime. We're going to have to touch them sometime. Which we did like an episode three with stitches. Stitches? Yeah, grabbers. We did um... Return of the Living Dead? Zombievers. What?

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Spoiler alert. Yeah. the them. Spoiler alert. At the beginning I want to say too that there's going to be an American remake of this film. Why? Don't touch it. Oh, I have a note explaining why. Why? USA? USA. USA?

I don't know because we're... Hack saw Jim Duggin. What? Did you guys hear the two before that I was holding? The American Flag in the other hand. I don't know why they're doing a remake. It's such a like... Who's doing it, do you know? I don't. Probably like Eli Roth and everybody's gonna get their tendon's cut.

You know what I mean? Oh man, we've got to do one of his movies so I have hostile on DVD that I purchased in like a fugue state. That movie made a friend of mine pass out in the movie theater. Wow. The ankle was too much. Yeah. That's, yeah. Maybe we'll do that.

All right. Let us know if he wants to do hostile. I mean. We haven't gotten into any of the torture porn. No, and we haven't used a barf sound effect yet. Which we have to be able to find. There you go, there it is. Yeah, I don't think we should touch this. I think we should just leave this fucking movie alone.

Another thing about it is that it's written, directed and edited by the same person, which, as you know, I always is a mistake because there's nobody being like, but um, I thought it was, I thought he did a fantastic job. Yeah, this is like an artistic vision that was totally achieved. Over the course of like three years I think it took to make this kooy. Oh really? Oh, that explains Kylie's hair. Can we talk about the worst part of this this this this this this th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th is th. th. th. thi thi? thi? thi? thi? thi? thi? thi? thi's thi's thi's thi? thi? Yeah. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah's a wig, it's definitely bad. Yeah, yeah. It's just like, they're expensive. A better wig than that? They're really expensive for that human hair. Apparently, Amos's vehicle, the silver SUV

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who we meet both dressed up in all black with kerchiefs over their faces and sunglasses on and at night. At night they're running to rob an ATM and the boyfriend. Why would you rob an ATM? It's just such a dumb idea though. Isn't it such a dumb idea? Yeah well it's revealed later why and why this dumb idea was executed so they run at the ATM they first they drive into a parking lot. That's the first thing you see and they go over a speed bump or in England a speed hump. And I don't think I didn't giggle the entire time was at Oxford over that. It scrapes, their little low rider car scrapes as they're going in, which is the check-off scrapes of this thing. Boyfriend runs at the ATM with a sledge. th. th. thiiiiiiiiiolf. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. thi. thi. th. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It th. It, th. It, th. It, th. It, th. It is th. It is th. It is th. It's the, the, the, the. the. the. the. the. the. theeeeeeee. they's they's they's theeee. they's they's the. the. the. the. the.off scrapes of this thing. Boyfriend runs at the ATM with a sledgehammer,

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We need someone. We need to get a guest on this show who can explain to us how dynamite. Because it gets used a lot, and we're always just like, hmm, I just remember kids in high school exploding toilets with quarter six of dynamite. Where would you even buy it something like that? Uh, dynamite store? Dynamite dot com? Cool, cool. Cool.

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Kylie busts in, gets the cash box out, drags her boyfriend in a very comical scene to the car of like there's chaos going on and she's just like dragging him slowly to the car. They drive off and of course the car gets stuck on the speed bump and cops show up and arrest her and then we're cut to her being in court and they're like because of alcohol abuse and methamphetamine. Yes, mess. Yeah which never comes up again. No and she doesn't seem like a meth user. Teeth are fantastic, skin is luminous. And not Jonesing for it.

A no-boy later in the movie, she's like, hmm, you know what a tasty nug of meth right now would be delicious. She doesn't even like attempt to drink or anything. There's not even liketo the story. So she gets driven out to her parents or mother's house, I guess, since Graham is not her father. Yeah. And there's almost this like 10 second homage to the shining when like the camera is flying

the moomp, boom, boom, mum, bum, music playing. And she she the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th's is their's th's th. It's th. It's is th is th. It's is th. It's is th. It's is, it's is, th. It's is, their's is their's is their's is their's is their's is their's is their's is their's is. It's is. It's is. It's is. It's is their's is their's is their's is their's is their's is their's is their's their's their's their's the the the the the. It's the. It's the the. It's the. It's the. It's the. It's the. It's their's their's their's flying over the car and it's got the, moomp, boom, boom, music playing. And she gets to the house and it's this creepy old house out in the middle of nowhere. And yeah, it's kind of, her mom runs into the car while they're parked in the driveway when Amos and the other probation officer lady. And you're so setting her mom up as just kind of being a dullard or something? I think. I think she's like a well-meaning, she's sort of like your aunt Kathy. You know what I mean? Everyone's got an aunt Kathy and they're always like kind of well-meaning racist. So like she is revealed to be racist in the next time.

Yeah, but in that way that person, you know. Do you remember when Obama was running for president the first time? Yes. And all the people were going, he's really well spoken. Yeah, it was exactly like that. You're a racist. Yeah. Yeah. And that's what she says about this parole officer.

Later she describes the Chinese people as good we workers, which... It's funny. It's funny. it was funny. I mean it's not funny, but it's funny. Oh, it's either laugh or cry at this point, right? Well, I said it wouldn't make me cry, that's fine. She, um, she's also just like, um, exuberantly positive, like they're putting the ankle strap on, on Kylie's angle, she's going to be under house arrest for eight months. And she's like, oh, aren't you lucky, Kylie having such high technology on your foot. Kylie's got herself one of those iPhones. Yeah, yeah, she's just really, she's just a mom, you know what I mean?

I loved her. I love Miriam. Do you? I love Miriam. I think she's amazing. I like her positivity just like balances out how just shitty of a dickhead Kylie is. Kylie's so mean and she just has that look on her face all the time like she's sniff and a third you know. What does it say that I have the note I want to be Kylie when I grow up? You have some confused notions about your age and you think drugs are cool. No just that smoking is cool though everybody's smoking in this movie too. I was going to ask you how you to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the to the the th th th th th th the th th th th. I th. I th. I th. I the the th. I the thi the their their their thi their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. I their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. I their their. I their. I thi. I thi. I thi. I's. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I's. I'm just. I'm just. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I cool. No, just that... Smoking is cool though.

Everybody's smoking in this movie too. I was going to ask you how your love of seeing smoking. It's so hard to not... God, I just want to smoke. Yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah. I smoked a cigarette like three months ago. Oh man. I split a cigarette. And then I was like, eh, it's so bad.

I don't know, my tongue just feels like a donkey for like the next two days. It wasn't great. It wasn't good. But I was like, I look so cool. But I was like, I look so cool. It would have to be a gigantic cigarette for me to look cool and then that wouldn't be cool anymore. I would have lost cool. You should smoke the tiniest of cigarettes I feel like you should get a Virginia Slim. What are those little dumb ones that Johnny Depp smokes that have like a bow on them or whatever? I just imagine those are clothes. Yeah it's like smoking a bar straw. Kylie going outside to smoke is where we are introduced to the clopeck that lives next door. You see the to to to to to to to the to to to to to the to to the to to to their their their. You. You. their. their their. their. their. their. their. th. th. th. th. their. their. th. th. th. th. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. G. t. G. t. G. t. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. I. G. G. G. t. G. t. G. t. t. t. t. G. t. G. t. G. t.opek that lives next door. We see him for the first time and he's just smoking over a smoking fire. Yep, smoking so cool though. And that's definitely something that reminded me of the burbs, just like the haunting neighbor next door.

Yeah. Then we get into, Kylie's mom is on the phone with a psychic network, sort of like a coast to coast. Like a radio show about psychic experiences, the the the the the the the the the psychic experiences the psychic experiences. The psychic experiences. The psychic experiences. the psychic experiences. the psychic experiences. the psychic experiences. the psychic experiences. the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. We's th. We's th. thi. We's thi. We's th. We's, thi. We's, the the the the thi. We's, thi. We's, thi. We's, th. We's, th. We's, th. We's, th. We's, th. We's, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the the the the the the the the t. the te. te. the te. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the sort of like a coast to coast kind of thing. Like a radio show about psychic experiences seemingly? And she's talking about how the house, she's seen things in the house and whatever. And they live in this big, old house where everything is dark and full of clutter and very claustrophobic and just like, looks like nothing has ever been thrown away. Yeah. At one point, Kylie is going through piles of junk and she picks up a book called George Dixon SpacePole. Yeah.

And I was like, well, you gotta find out if that's a real book. Space Paul. Space Paul. Space paw. I bet it's got a good plot, though. It lo' like a bar in space or something. Other than space, I see nothing wrong with that. So Kylie is mocking her mother for believing that there's something in the house, but her mother says something like, you saw it too when you were young and you just don't remember or whatever.

I think it's that same night Kylie is in bed and she's woken up by the sound of her phone ringing, I think. Right, because she's tossed her phone because it's not working. She doesn't doesn't doesn it or whatever. Okay, okay. Yeah. Well, there's the scene where she's peeing and she hears a noise and she has the greatest urine control I've ever seen on a human being. Women can do that. Yeah, it was amazing. Yeah, women can just do that. Like at once it starts, there's no stopping it. That's what I've been I've been I've the the th. I've th. I've been th. I've been th. I've been th. I've been th. I've been th. I've been th. I've been th. I've been th. I've been th. I've been th. I've been th. I've been th. I've th. I've th. I've been th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. th. th. th. th. Yeah. Yeah. I's th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm theeeeeeeee. Yeah. I'm. I'm. Yeah. I've. theea. Yeah. the. the. the. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, she's like just, p-p-p-p-pp-pp-pp. You can do that. But she just holds it for so long? What?

What? But she's hearing noises, creaking throughout the house. Yeah. That's what's, and like her phone is just somewhere. She can't find her phone. I had the subtitles on for this because New Zealand accents are delightful but a little hard to understand. And the phone ringing was saying, hello Motto? But it kept saying, hello Mortar?

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So mean. That's the scene I think that just like sends home and they almost start lightning up after that. That Kylie is a total prick. But she's also like... She's our prick. Her life has gone to shit on some level. If you're robbing an ATM, something has gone wrong. Yeah. If you have dynamite and you're not like using it for work of some kind. And or to blow up the toilets in your high school. No, no, I stick with my original statement. Something has gone wrong. Yeah.

So she's in the basement. Right, which is full of weird shit and lots of paperback books, all that say something like, something like, like, yeah, yeah, yeah. She doesn't seem to notice that at the time, which I found odd, but okay, sure. Yeah, but her mom seems to be like a junk collector, She may have just gotten a big yard sound. She does have a three quarter Jesus, three quarter scale Jesus. Wanted it so bad.

What would you do with it? If that was in here with us, I would fucking lose my mind. I'm not recording here. I forgot that your left's Catholic. Yeah, what's it? I mean, totally Catholic, Nana. No, no, no, no, no. I didn't get communion when that. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. If. If. If. If that. If I was. If I was. If I was. If that. If that. If that was. If I was. If that was that was that was that was. If that was. If that was. If that was. If that was. If. If. If. If. If. If. If. If. If. If. If. If. If. If. If. If. If. If. If. If. If. If. If I was. If I was. If I was. If I was. If I was. If I was. If I was. If I was. If I was. If I was. If I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was in. I was in. I was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was a bridesmaid and Vicky's wedding, you know, she knows. Everybody knows. It doesn't mean she's not disappointed. Don't be disappointed, Nanna.

Hello, Nanna. Hi, Nanna. We also made a Johnny Depp reference, so scratch off your bingocards. Hello, Mike bold. It's been a while. Hi, Mike. Yeah. Oh, so she's in the basement. Three-quarters Jesus is under a sheet, so it looks like a person standing behind her, then it falls on her and it's just three-quarters Jesus and it scares her.

And it almost looks like Buddy Jesus from Dogma. It's almost like a cartoony Christ. Yeah. For some reason her ankle bracelet goes off, like shethe, I don't know, a piece of furniture or something, grabs her ankle. Yeah. And she freaks out and then Amos shows up. And she starts beating him senseless with a statue that someone brought back from Cameroon. And her mom's like, don't her mom are standing there whispering at the bottom of the steps. And that's, the their their th. th. their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, I their thi, I tho, I tho, I tho, I their, I their, I their, I their, I their, I, I their, I, I, I their, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I th. Oh, I th. Oh, I th. Oh, I th. Oh, I th. Oh, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I don't thoomoomoomoomorrow, I'm, I don't, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't tho-Ithe bottom of the steps. You're just like, Kylie, I can't stay like this for long. My knees! That's what I really like the mom.

She's like, so, I don't know, I don't want to say inept, but she's so... She felt real. Yeah, she felt real. People would complain about their knees in that situation if they're not actually. Fantastic. I loved her. Yeah. Her hair changes a number of times throughout this film also. So she tells Amos, who is the security guard who's on assignment there? I guess like... Weird that it's not a probation officer. He just seems to work for a security company. Right, Titan security. Yeah.

And he starts investigating the house, and it turns out that he's a ghost hunter. You ever met a ghost hunter by surprise? No, but I have met a ghost hunter. Okay, cool. I took a tour of some caves in Virginia, which was super cool and very scary in a natural way, closurobic way.

And it was just myself and my husband on the tour, and the kid who was running the tour was like 16 and he was like at the end he was just like I'm a ghost hunter and I was like are yeah tell me all about it and he told us all about it like I don't want to be a dick but mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm my my good friend Josh and I were at a horror convention and there was a ghost hunter who was doing a talk at midnight. The witching hour. Three a thrown was the witching hour.

I think it's midnight. All right, fine. Well, the talk was at midnight. Okay. All right. Well, 3 a.m. is very late. And Josh and I sat through some of it and we were like, this is bullshit. So then we see the guy the next day and we get a photo taken with him. And in the photo, you can tell that he knows that we think he's bullshit.

What does he look like? Just look like. I'll do the first several seasons of that show Ghost Hunters, the first one. Me too. But it was, I found it believable because they almost never found anything. Right. The first couple seasons, it was just like, they were like, well, maybe there's something here, but we didn't find anything. But by the end, I saw an episode like, like, thoupe, be a ghost,o-peo, ghost, ghost, ghost, ghost, ghost, ghost. Oh, really?

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I would never do that to my friend. I like this movie because it's like, it's subtly hitting on all the horror troops. It is. It hits so many of them. Shower scene, like doll from the poltergeist, or from poltergeist, not the poltergeist. You don't have to be sorry. If if you the, if you the, if youist. I'm sorry. You don't have to be sorry. You can say if you want it to be the poltergise, it can be. The shining, like there's just so many, but they're not like, again, not to pick on Rab Zambi, but it's a friend of Stephen Kang. Rabzambi. The band Wet Zambi. Would listen to what, wet zambi. Copyright. copyright, copyright, wet Zambi, copyright.

Whereas like... I feel like no one's listening to this episode anymore. I am. Hey, me. And where it's like, he does a reference and it? Where's like, he does a reference and it, huh? You get this? Did you like it?

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Lazy ass Amos. Meanwhile, Kylie has been meeting with a therapist, Dennis, who looks like the love child. Which is super weird. I don't even engross and hate it. Yeah. I was gonna make a reference that I bounced it off my partner and she agreed with me that this reference will be for no one. He looks like a clay model of Danny Kay. So for all of you, 70-year-old fans of musical comedies, there's a joke for you.

I'll Google it later if he's on the internet. It might not even be on the internet. Just never touched it, never existed. This therapist is a fucking creep. Well, I didn't, the first time I saw this movie, it took me by surprise. He was a creep. I did not perceive him to be a creep I because they're always a little bit they're always a little damn like that's the Ted Cruz and him though you know what I mean for our non-American listeners was like a clay bottle of that guy yeah I guess

so that guy looks very kind yeah watch a Danny K movie they're probably won't. For our non-American listeners, Ted Cruz is our anti-christ who's about to take over the world. So sorry for what we've unleashed. He's the guy behind Trump, so when Trump's gone, we have to deal with this piece of shit. Yeah. Politics, politics, politics, politics. Yeah. But he starts, he is basically saying that Kylie and her mother having like a shared delusion about this house. As you can imagine, the relationship between Kylie and Dennis, the therapist is very contentious.

She is just like... Her relationship with everyone is contentious. But she has the great line, it's like, you have two more minutes and then I'm turning the TV back on. Yeah. And I'm just like, oh, you're such a good dick. That's me. I just wish I could be a little bit more of a dick in my everyday life and I just can't pull it off.

I don't know that it's worthwhile. Because you would feel bad about it. thing about her is that she really doesn't arc out of being a sociopath. She's kind of a dick to the bitter end. Yeah, she's definitely self-serving and everything she's doing. Yeah, she's chaotic neutral, I guess. Right? Would you describe her as chaotic neutral? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Not quite lawful, evil. But, uh. And one of the scenes where you see her being just like a total dick is where Graham, her, thia, thia, thia, thia, thia, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, is, is, is, is, is, thi, is, thi, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi, thi, thi, thi, th Graham, her stepfather, and his like first lines of the movie, asks her to hold a piece of the statue

that she broke hitting Amos so that he can glue it back together. And he has this moment of like telling her about how his parents didn't pay attention to him. He doesn't want, he wants basically saying like, I like, I like you and I want us to have a relationship and she's just like, ugh, yeah, gnaw. It seems like she's softening, but I can't, like. It's guilt softening. She like has the slightest tinge of guilt for once. But in this scene is revealed to her that the house was not a bed and breakfast before

her parents bought it as her mother told her. But she doesn't know what it is yet. And then she's she she finds a steel pipe that she sticks her hand into, which is like a mentilation shaft I guess. Oh yeah, because something's clanging down at clang-cling-cling-cling. And she pulls at a set of false teeth? Yeah. And then remembers that her neighbor has false teeth? No, she sees him take them out later when he's doing something. Maybe not. Eh, who cares? I don't remember. Which sets

up this whole second action movie part of this? Yeah, I liked this. Yeah. Amos has just kind of assumed the role of her lackey at this point. Yeah, well he gives her this talk about how she has to give a shit because at this point she has found out that a girl was murdered in her bedroom as the place had been a halfway house. She'd been stabbed 67 times of the meat fork, which is funny and ludicrous. So Amos gives her this talk about how she has to care because this person is trying to communicate with her. After he slaps her across the goddame face. Yeah. Which like she kind of had coming, she was being a dildo. You can't just be a dildo all the time and never get slapped, I think. I want to real quick, do you have the tiny doors in your house?

Yeah, I have one tiny door upstairs. We have one right behind the door that's right there. What do you mean behind the door? There's a door behind that door in the closet. Fuck that. It's a tiny door. Yeah. That doesn't close? Of course it doesn't close. It's how the ghosts get in it. And it just opens up to like a negative space in the house, but there's nothing in it?

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I'm just doing the main rocky thing. You're going with the rockies three. Yeah, that's the one. I've sang a lot in this episode. We should probably, um, you've I'm tone deaf. So yeah, she breaks into the neighbor's house trying to get his dental plate to see if it's a match. What she figures out is in his mouth that when he's sleeping.

She puts our fucking fingers in there, like nothing. There's no way. There's no way. Do you ever think about like if you died and someone had to identify you by your teeth, how sad that would be? I was thinking about that actually. Well, I am now. I'm my way over here because I ran here and I didn't have any idea on me and I thought,

what if I could get hit by a car? And then I was like, oh, I'll probably just be identified by having a Jason and the Jason, the the to be a Jason, the totoo, like, they put out a call. And then I realized I had my cell phone on me and they could just turn it on and see, you know, where I live. So, teeth. This is, I, teeth stuff grosses me out. I'm sticking your fingers in somebody else's mouth. It's disgusting. Even later when it's revealed whose dental plate it is because he takes it out, I was like, yeah, whop, whop, mah. So after the

action scene, there's a whole sequence that's really fun and we, you know, but you should watch it. Yeah, we're really, we're dragging this long. And so then there's a scene where Dennis and a some sort of court-appointed-in'-y-yeah, he seems to to be a court-a-futting just being like, you're really fucking up, and if you keep fucking up, you're gonna have to go away for a while. You know, she's requesting a transfer. Oh, that's what it is. She wants to, she wants to live somewhere else. So they're eating cookies and hanging out,

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And then when the lights come back on. And then the lights come back on. There's very, they comes back on, there's a... Well, they're screaming after the light goes back out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And when it comes back on, there was a laundry rack that had been dismantled and then shoved through Dennis at various points. Yeah, super gross. Like through his hand. Yeah, really cool. Yeah.

Really fun. And the mother earlier had described, when she And that's kind of what it looked like. Right. But it was very creepy. Very creepy. Very creepy. So Amos gets, tries to go back to the neighbor's house and takes the door off and whatever, I don't know. The neighbor catches him and tells him. There's this like very long exposition scene where they were like, I don't know how we're going to get this in here, but we have to get it in here. Where the neighbor who is now like friendly and... I liked that turn. Did you? Yeah, where he just kind of became chilling, was like, all right, let me tell you what's actually going on here.

Yeah. And he explains th him with the kid and then... It was a prostitute. Still a friend. Sure. And then she peeled. Thank you being a friend. She peeled and left Eugene with him, but Eugene had a knack for electronics. Bump-bump-ah.

And so he helped Eugene, and like, Eugene helped him. Until he beat Eugene with like a chain or something. Yeah. Because Jean was taking the legs off of a Molly, a moggy, which I meant to look up what a moggy is. I forget, I forgot to do it. It's so calm. It's not a cat.

It's a cat. So he was taking the legs off a cat and trying to put them on backwards is what we're told by the neighbor. Yeah I assumed maybe it was something small like a little like a little rodent or something but it just got weirder it's just got weirder. As Katie can attest I'm currently wearing a kitten t-shirt you actually mentioned it earlier this in this episode I'm very excited about when you're a good shirt it's a shirt. So he says that he beat Eugene and Eugene ran away, and that was the last ever heard of him. Right.

But he was hated open spaces, never went outside. So he doesn't know what happened to him. Right. Meanwhile, Kylie like finds him in the house because she's, oh, she stabs Graham. She's tabs Graham. She's to mention that. She stabs Graham. Right. She's try, she's thinks she's being, she's being chased by something.

And she has garden cheers and she stabs Graham. And it was so sad. Did you feel terrible? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. My partner was very concerned that's what I'm saying. This movie makes you like all the characters. Like it makes you, it gives you stakes. Yeah, you don't want them to die. For sure.

Um, and so she does, she finds Eugene. He's living in her house. He looks like beetle juice's brother. He's really funny. Yeah. He's got the one like crazy eye, his hair is just super charged. A bung eye, she calls it? Which I really liked. A bung eye, he's got a bung eye. Black lips. Yeah, he kind of is like a gothrocker. He's been living in the walls of their house, basically, and stealing their food, and using their electricity. Right. And he's been living there for years.

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Which is like, he just keeps talking with a dental plate in his hand. And I'd be like, I'd be like, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, please. I don't know. But then she realizes he's the killer and he had told her that he had done like a maybe he didn't tell her he'd done an internship but. She ran down to the basement and was looking through the staff records because she was like oh he's probably been on staff because earlier it was revealed that he's been a psychologist for like 16 years. Yeah they closed like 19 years ago he had three years of schooling and then he was a psychologist. So she runs down and she's checking the staff records.

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And then he kills Amos, or so we think. Right. And then he has like a Amos had like a GPS thing that allowed him to see where Kiley was. So he took that off of Amos and he's chasing Kiley. She's in the walls with her mother and Eugene. And then there's like a bucket of cum, I think. I think it's P.

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off. And it sprays blood all over the, all over Miriam and Kylie. So cool. It's great. Yeah. Yeah, but that's like super gory. Yeah, yeah, for sure. And it doesn't even feel out of place in this horror comedy, so I like it.

So fast forward to the future, I guess eight months later, Amos arrives to cut off Kylie's ankle bracelet, he's alive, Graham comes in to see he's alive. And Eugene, who had been stabbed, is, had been using the battery charger or something. Mom's videotaping the whole thing and the video runs out of batteries and the last line in the movie is Kylie just going, Eugene! So he's like a member of the home. Yeah. It was really sweet. Loved it.

This is the third time I'd watch this movie. We watched it once at Ladies Nightmare and then I watched it. Oh, okay. Oh, okay. And so when we decided to do it, I was like, I love it. So does that mean we want to move on to the brunt? Right and face. Yeah. Do you want to go first?

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Nice. This has a like a 97% on Rotten Tomatoes. It's one of the most crazy. Well-liked movies we've done. We posted about it tod from the opposite ends of the spectrum. Craig Martin seemed to really like it. He said, it's such a great time all the way through. And then Peter Gat, said, not one of my favorites. So it's like, you know. Peter's Australian, isn't he?

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