Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 79- Prince of Darkness (1987)

Episode Date: April 25, 2016

This week we're tackling our very first John Carpenter film-- the second installment in the 'Apocalypse Trilogy' from 1987, "Prince of Darkness." Special topics for you to consider include: the types of things that might appear on Carpenter's rider, how quantum physics actually work and whether or not they were considered in the making of this film, 80's fashion and the unflattering look of so many slacks, how far a good mustache can take a man in his life, Satan and also Big Satan, and Y2K.  Have you seen this movie? Where does it rank for you on the Carpenter favorites scale? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. We'd love to hear from you. This movie was suggested by a lovely listener, so if you have a movie you'd like to hear us discuss, let us know! Please also visit our totally excellent sponsor Cryptocurium to sign up for their Parcel of Terror at www.cryptocurium.com and get ready to receive amazing stuff in your mailbox every month. You're seriously going to love it. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

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Yeah, cigarettes are so cool though. A nap. He's an older gentleman. He's an older gentleman. I don't know, probably some cool books or something. It's a pretty cool guy. You think he wants to read? I think you'd want to eat like pretzels. Well, actually he's a big gamer.

So there might have to be like a gaming system there for him. That's cool. Yeah, and probably probably, probably, and probably, probably, and probably, probably, and probably, probably, and probably, and probably, probably. And probably. pretzel sticks because let's be real if you have an opportunity to ask for free food you're asking for pretzels I would get a tattoo that says this machine crushes pretzels the fucking love pretzels what's your favorite pretzel shape I'm a trad guy I like a trade like a trade like a monk and prayer yeah yeah that's a that's a they're like I do like I do like do you know like the to say no to any of them. No, me either. No, the big thick sourdose. Oh, god damn, those are the best. You know what I like are the snaps that are like a little grids? They are good.

Yeah. What is the one pretzel company that has the dark pretzel, which are like the burnt ones? Oh, doesn't matter. It's the big pretzel man, big pretzler. Sniders? Yeah, I think so. I think it's Sniders, yeah. See, I'm a Snider's gold kind of person, so.

Ah, I'm a Sniders, I'm starving. Let's move on. We're here this week to talk about our first John Carpenter movie. How have we gone? 79 flipping episodes without talking. Well, I talked a lot about John Carpenter movies, but not about... You've talked extensively. A specific one. Sure.

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Yeah, well who wasn't, doesn't want to join a gang that just wants to sleep. There's a food delivery service in Pittsburgh called naping. And I'm just like, oh, diapers. Dipers bring you apples. It's bad. So the final member of this order has passed away. And his secret is best on to Donald Pleasant. Is that what happens?

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Like he's looking for God in the quantum basically is kind of what comes across. And he's all about smashing a reality. What's a smashing reality all over the quantum, basically, is kind of what comes across. And he's all about smashing a reality. What's a smash your reality all over the place? Oh. So he brings this crack team of grad students and PhD students who are all in their late 50s. Are the worst. Grad students are the worst. Even when I was a grad student, I recognized that they were the worst. It's just this this cast of

like B and C actors that you recognize from so many other things. I see I didn't get that. I didn't recognize really any of them. Now the bald guys in this movie called Midnight Madness that I really love. And Simon from Simon and Simon? Yeah, I did recognize James and Parker. So hunky with that thick, thick mustache. And the only other person I recognized was from Big Trouble in Little Shine. It was Dennis Don. Yeah. So there's like a love story between gross sexist love story? It's just like they have the two actors have no chemistry. No, no no. It's like two bags of wet hair. Do you know what I mean? It's just like, and he is so wooden. It's like he never learned how to emote. And he just says, I just, I hate Brian. I hate him. I'm pretty sure James and Barker was riding on being handsome for a real

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basement? That's how I felt about the fire and housebound too. Why are there just all these unguarded open flames? Have you thought about a career with OSHA? You'd be really good at me. I am very anxious about Like, why are there just all these unguarded open flames? Have you thought about a career with OSHA? You'd be really good at me, safety checking. I am very anxious about safety and I'm very fearful, so. Because it looked fucking cool. It did look fucking cool, but it's not very practical, is it? Neither is Satan being a green liquid.

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Dolls. It's a really good haircut. All right, fine. That will help me. The red-hitted lady. She's wearing this shirt that is tied off of the waist and has shoulder pads. Is that the flannel? It's, it's, it might be like a silky flannel. Okay. It's like a real weird look at giddyup. At some point she wears a flannel shirt with shoulder pads. The 80s. A lot lot lot th lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot th. of unflattering slacks in this movie too, the Asian woman. Yeah. I don't know who did that to her, but they should be fired. The one that Dennis Dunn says, do you know you could pass for Asian?

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But why? There's all these portents. There's like the moon and the sun are lining up. There's all the ants that are in a television set for no reason. Oh yeah. There's all this weird stuff. Why are there worms? Yeah. There's this like real like trippy imagery. I really wrote one review that said like it's got like sort of a dolly-esque feel at points in it. I would agree with that. There's a great scene where a guy has been killed and just to sum it up like Satan's getting out people are everyone who sleeps in the house or sleeps in the church is having the same dream and it turns out that everyone who sleeps in that area has the exact same dream throwns thrown. to...... the the the same. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It's, th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the the the thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. I's, the thi. thi. th. th. th. the the th. th. th. th. th. I I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's thi. I's. I's thi. I's thi. I's thi. I's thi. I's thi. I's te. I's te. te. te. teeeea. teea. teeeeei. triea. tea. tea. trieamitting a message to you from some point in the future that's revealed

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Just, you were brought here, do your fucking job. Do you know what I mean? They're like, we have to get out of here, but why? Because it's creepy. Yeah, but they're theoretical physicists. They should be looking at it as an opportunity to try to explain something. They can't be, you know what I mean?

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Wyndham is the guy's name. And he said, I've got a message for you and you're not going to like it. Pray for death. And he's just cool as shit, man, it's a good line. And that, when he does that, he opens his jacket, a bunch of beetles fall out and then his head falls out and he crumbles into bugs. And they are not as scared as they should be. No, no, no, they're not. They've seen a lot of terrible things at that point too and they're just like,

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And then she's trapped in there end of the movie. Oh, she let me touch her boobs. And so when he has that dream again, she's in the dream walking out of the church. At the end of the movie. And then he wakes up and she is all bloody laying in the bed next to him. And then he wakes up up and goes to touch the mirror and the house and right before he reaches the mirror, don't tu credit. Yeah.

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he kind of says that this film is like the most lovecraftian of all those movies. Well in the mouth of madness is the most lovecraftian but this one has like the most lovecraft and themes going on like blending science with the supernatural and in sort of the same way that Lovecraft had like a vague idea about science like a science right okay I'll write a movie or write a book short story I know all about that so yeah I don't know I would give this movie a solid I'm gonna give it a solid eight I would say definitely watch it if you it's 1987 it's in my wheelhouse. There's green glowing goop in it, which is like my shit.

There's, there's theoretical physics religion in it. Which you love. Yeah, I do. That's my jizzy jam. And this is. I just had a very visceral reaction to that phrase. I'm so sorry. That's, yeah, I mean, it's just fun for me.

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top, like you mentioned, just like so the his delivery and the things that he's saying are just beyond absurd. Right. But nothing else is particularly like fun about this. This is by far my least favorite John Carpenter movie. Oh, by far. Oh, I've got some movies to show you that little... Like what? John Carpenter's vampires? I don't. I? I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I the the the the the the the to, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the by far. Oh I've got some movies to show you that little... Like what? John Carpenter's Vampires? I don't see it. His remake of Village of the Damned. I've seen that Christi Alley. Guess what? And Christopher Vervee? And Phil... Is he? Okay. I think so. God rest his soul. Guess what? I liked that movie? I like Halloween. I like the f-Ilif-I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their c. I their c. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is the the the their c. Is. Is. Is. Is the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm their. I've. I've. I've. I've their tha. I've tra. Ia. I've tra. Ia. Ia. I've tra. Ia. I've tra. I've tra. I've tra. I've tra. I like Halloween. I like The Fog. I like I love Big Trouble in Little China. Sure. I like Escape from New York. I've never seen Escape from Alley. Don't watch that with your eyes. That's fine. I don't need to. I don't need to. I just think

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But Alan, why do we keep doing this to ourselves? Because this is the shit that I love. Like, beyond maniacs is nonsense and you really enjoyed that. But it's also like Street Fighter, which I like. It's also not entirely nonsense, like there's these bad guys and they're out to get you. Okay, fine, that makes sense. This is Satan in ectoprasm in the basement of a church with... I... Wait, so bad guys who live in the Bay Area under a bridge by the river who are allergic and will

die from water. No, no, they lived in the bridge. They came out of an ice cream truck under the bridge. I really liked that. Sure, it's fun. This is dumb. I think it's fun. I think it's fun.

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Four and a half. Oh wow, that's way higher than you were going to get in. I mean, I do like a lot of the deaths. I like the effects. I love, a sudden bug attack. Oh, yeah. I just think, what were you th? And also who dressed these people because there was... 1987 did! No but 1987 wasn't that bad. It wasn't that... It was. That's we can... That's fine. That's fine. I just... and I do, I like the dream sequence too and I like her appearing in the dreams

so to the end. That is the one thing that saves it for me and I like the character of the guy who's name, I don't know. Did we say that the dream was future people beaming back this transmission because they could only do it when you're asleep, they couldn't do it when you're awake, they can only be even into your subconscious. And they're saying bad shit's going down. This is actual time of this. They're showing you this thing walking out in real time from 1999. So was this supposed to be like a Y2K kind of thing? Oh, I don't think so. Well, it's like a millennial scare?

Is that why they were coming from 1999? Is it a prince thing? I think it's an R? I mean, there was like, switching over your millennium is always gonna have that apocalyptic feel to it, so. So it wasn't about computers and planes falling from the sky. No. Can we talk about Y2K for a second? I'd love to.

Why did they think planes would fall from the sky? So there was a thing with computer programming where they thought that when things went to zero-zero that they were going to revert back to 1900 and was going to fuck all this code up? But does that mean that the plane would just, why does that mean that the plane would drop? I don't know, it turned into a prop plane. It was like, we were never meant to do this, like, I mean, if we, it was like, God bless, why, 2, I don't th.. I was, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I, I, I, I, I. I, I, I, I. I, I. I. I, I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. turn, it, it, it or I don't know my parents filled their bath tub up because they thought the apocalypse was coming. No shit. I know of my friends' parents bought guns. They were like actually bought guns to I guess to protect their Campbell soup supply I don't know what they were going to do with those guns. My parents already had guns. Oh yeah I grew in a gun house. Oh, I just don't know.

There's just Satan that I like, and then there's Satan that I don't like the Satan. You know, like the Omen, that was a Satan I really liked. There's a Satan I could get behind. It was a Satan I understood. Well, this is your alien Satan thrown through a mirror. This isn't your typical run-of-the-mill Satan. It doesn't make any sense of why would alien Satan be like why? They briefly talk about it.

No, I don't know that they did. I mean maybe they did. I wasn't listening. Yeah, one of those long, Victor Wong, Donald Pleasance conversations was about it. I feel like those were you want to bring in when you want sense to be made. It's a Puma Man. I knew Ptumman was going to come up. I love it, though. At some point I would like to do one of my favorite Donald Plessenna, which is him, which is him, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which is him, which is him, which is him, which is him, which is a him, which is a him, which is a thu, which is a thu, which is a thu, which is a thu, which is a, which is a, which is him, which is him, which is him, which is him, which is him, which is him, which is him, which is him, which is him, which is him, which is him, which is him, which is him, which is th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It, which, which, which, which, which, th. It, th. It, th. It, th. It, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I th. I th. I th. th. to, to to to to to to to to to to the to the the the thum the. th. I, of bugs in that movie. Cool. And I have a tattoo from it.

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which is a monthly subscription box that you would get in the mail for just $35 a month, and in it is all kinds of crazy, handmade stuff. Yeah, really beautiful stuff. I wish that we could like talk about some examples of things that are in there. Katie, what? You know they call me the Wishmaster, 666, hotmail, right? I, that movie makes me want to kill myself. Did you know that? We're going to do that? a guy in high school whose email address was a wishmaster 666 at hotmail.com.

Don't take the headphones off. Don't take the headphones. Don't leave. Don't leave. Don't leave. Katie. Alan, come back. Don't turn the light on. What are we doing here? Oh it hurts my arm. Oh right. I thought that was part of your being a ghost. I'm a ghost. All right, let's look at this inside this cryptocuri. The ghost took off his glasses and you're real blurry now. Oh, yeah, I was doing that the whole time. Okay. Here, I'll read you find things. Wishmaster 666. You're out thi. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. the. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. tho. tho. tho. thi. thi. tho. tho. tho. tho. th. th. th. th. th. tho. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho. th. th. th. tho. th. th. th. tho. th. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. ththink it was 666. You know, dog, Wishmaster 666 if you're out there.

I know, I think he's a real estate agent now. I looked him up once. Wishmaster Realty. Katie, did you see what's on the inside of this? A pumpkin! It's a red stamp. If it's red, you found one of the five bloody Jack stamps and have won a special full-color Frankenstein's Monster Magnet variant. Oh, Katie.

Oh, shit, that looks cool as hell. That looks cool as hell. I know this is an audio medium, but it looks cool as hell. Can you hear me kissing it? Ah, Jason, you fucking out did yourself, dog. You made me say it regularly, though, to be fair. All right, this month's parcel of tear includes Bigfoot wall plaque. The first in our series of cryptology-themed wall-placks

depicts the perhaps the most famous crypted, Bigfoot. Cast and Solid Resin and individually hand-painted in a foe, tho-fown' I'm walking through your woods. I live with a person who loves cryptozoology because he's a fucking maniac. And we literally almost got divorce over Bigfoot, so he'll like this. Like... Like... In what world? He truly believes?

What's next? Stay puffed, Marshmelleman sticker, a high quality pearl finish, die cut sticker of, oh my god, you're holding it next to your, next to your, Ghostbusters tattoo. Jasoner calls it the greatest movie of all time. Ah. Ghostbusters. And then he says, don't dispute me. You're sassy, motherfucker. This is like what he wouldn't argue with me about the thing being the best monster in

a monster movie. Just won't touch it. Yeah, it wasn't having it. I was talking about, I'm the alien podcast. I like that of just being like, I refuse to argue this because I'm so sure I'm right. So like seriously don't get online and tell me about why I should have liked it. Like just don't, just don't. All right.

Stay Fuff, Marshmillman, sticker is awesome, and it's going to block out more of the screen. Yeah, at some point we're going to have to do something so that we can still hit the record button. Well, we're going to won. Yeah, it's beautiful. The special full color Frankets signs, uh, Monster, I think the other ones were black and white finish. Oh, this one's gorgeous. Yeah, really is. It's the first in the new series of classic era monster magnets inspired by the

universal films, which are awesome. Yeah. Kthulu, a medullu culled c-painted comes ready to wear or hang on a black twine cord. I'm going to open this fucker up so we can get a good look at it. Love the sound of that plastic opening. Oh, that's cool. What if I wear that to like my work? Oh, I. Yeah.

People who are definitely going to trust me to invest their money. Scared money don't make no money. What else we got? Blood test print, one of the most frightening scenes from the horror classic, the thing. So sweet. Which Jason writes here is the best monster. He wrote it right here. No, he didn't. It's directed by John Carpenter.

Printed a high quality. Ah, it's apropos. It's gorgeous. It's gorgeous. It's gorgeous, Nick. It's gorgeous, Nick. It's gorgeous, Nick. And finally, Jackalanton Easter Egg. Yeah. This is created by Cryptoakurium guest artist Nick Gucker. Oh. See more of Nick's gross art work at Nick. finally, jackalant an Easter egg. For those of you like me who need a rescue dose of Halloween during the offseason includes one of three gummy Mexican sugar skulls and two random trick-or-treat goodies. What's thrown. What's the random trick-or-treat goodies. What's it? What's the gait? What's it? What's it? What's it? What? the t half. Sure. I'm gonna have to bite it in half though, is that okay? It's fine. Can you open it for me? As long as I get the jacket lantern. Oh I got it.

All right you're gonna get the eyes and I'll take the teeth. I wish that was the first time he said that to me. It's so gubby. I've got crunches in it. Oh You know what I love? Jason McKitrich. Yeah. You know what else? Orange flavoring. I also Jason McItrick. It's not the best fake. What's your favorite foe flavor? Oh. Is banana? I like a banana runt, but that's it. Like I won't eat a banana popsicle. The day that I found the gumbo machine that was, hmm, that's a good gumming. That was good gumming. The gumball machine that was just banana runt.

I lost my fucking mind. That is bananas. I think I spent like $2. That's bananas. I think, I should get in there. Get in there. Give Jason your money? Give him your money. 35 dollars a month? There's no reason not to. Yeah. Did you hear what? Did you hear what the spiter thin? Did that plastic spider ring come in the jackal made for baby fingers. Yeah, I got one fit on my potato shovels. Did you say potato shovels? Is that a racist? Are you saying an Irish racist thing? No I just have big meatpaws. Yeah.

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