Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 80- Predator (1987)

Episode Date: May 2, 2016

This week we're joined by our pal Justin Gray to discuss his pick, the 1987 action/sci-fi/horror(??) favorite "Predator." Special topics for your consideration include: gubernatorial candidates we wou...ld get behind from the cast of this movie, whether or not there is actually a plot to "Predator", very uncomfortable jokes, terrible impressions, the 12-year-old-boy vibe and of course, GET TO THE CHOPPAAAAA!! This episode also marks the introduction of a new segment on Werewolf Ambulance, "Mailbag!"  You've definitely seen "Predator." Do you agree with our assessments? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. We'd love to hear from you. Also consider emailing us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and maybe you'll hear yourself on a future "Mailbag!"  Also, big thanks to Justin (@build.to.burn) for joining us and also to this week's sponsor, Cryptocurium! Check them out at cryptocurium.com to sign up for the Parcel of Terror and get cool horror gear delivered to you every month. You'll love it, we promise.  Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Get to the chopper! Do what you be, Katie? I'm a gaiwai. I'm an American hero! Are you a Dutch? Are you a Dutch? Like, why? Hi, this is World Famulance. I'm Alan. I'm Katie. And our friend Justin is here with us.
Starting point is 00:00:29 Hello, Justin. Hi, Alan and Katie. Hi, Justin. Your impressions were flawless, by the way. Oh, we've been working on it for days. I've been working on it, but it's almost as good as my Nick Cage. They're similar in nature too. I just, I know, I feel like I've mentioned this before, but like, I just will never buy him as an American hero.
Starting point is 00:00:48 You're not John Kimball. You're just be proud of being Austrian, that's all. Also I don't know if he's supposed to be an American hero. Oh yeah, yeah. Or is he like a mercenary? I don't, I don't under Justin. So today we're here to talk about the movie movie the movie the movie the movie the movie the movie the movie that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that. that. that. that. that's, I, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I.. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. Just. Just. Just. Just. Just. Just. Just. Just, I, I, I. Just. Just, I. Just, I, I, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. toto talk about the movie that Justin brought. What did you bring us, Justin? So I brought you the horror question mark slash action slash sci-fi movie, the predator. Or predator, I guess. There's no thought.
Starting point is 00:01:15 Don't give it more than it needs. And why did you bring us this movie? Well, first off, I don't know if he's an American hero either. I've seen this movie 300 times, and I have no exact, I don't have any idea exactly what his real job is in the film. Is he special forces? Is he a soldier of fortune? Those are very different things. And they're like, hmm, it's fine.
Starting point is 00:01:37 Don't you remember Afghanistan? I do? I don't know, isn't that said at some point in this movie? It is. Yep. So do you want to give us a quick summation of this film? Sure. So Predator is the film that follows a group of mercenaries slash special forces agents who are contacted by a former friend slash CIA agent to go into the Central American jungle to ostensibly rescue a lost diplomat. I think that's the... There's a guy and he's... he might be, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:02:19 But what they find is not a lost diplomat, what they find is something wholly unexpected in an alien kill machine. Yep. And then everybody dies, except two people. And they get to the chopper. This should be a drinking game episode where people drink every time we manage to shoehorn that phrase into the, uh, or as many times as they say Dutch in the opening four scenes. It's like, okay, I get it. That's his fucking name.
Starting point is 00:02:45 Dylan. As many bicep shots as the right? Everyone in this movie is inflated like a fucking tire. It's insane. There must have been so many push-ups on set, like just constant push-ups between shots. Yeah. So yeah, I mean, that's what we all do all that's that's that's that's that's that doing push-ups. It's so weird because this isn't a visual medium. I know you like to get Swal but just pump up. I
Starting point is 00:03:09 feel like if you're going to do a drinking game there should also be a drinking game for how many times the word Swal is used during this episode. I mean it practically opens on a shot of Carl Weathers and Arne Schwarzeneg's biceps, just like rippling as they hold hands. The CIA and the pencils. Yeah. There's a lot of glistening in that shot too, like rippling and glistening. Yeah. I would not want to lock arms with anyone who's that like K-wide up.
Starting point is 00:03:36 Like they were totally both lewed. Just sliding right. Also that's not how arm wrestling wrestling thin Like you don't just like push each other in midair? I, according to over the top, no. I can't be sure. Oh, that arm wrestling documentary? Speaking of documentaries, have either of you ever seen pumping with Arnold Schwarzenegger? Negative. This is his weaner is in that, right? I don't know that you see his wiener, but he does describe lifting as like basically orgasming,
Starting point is 00:04:07 and he's also super mean to Louferigno. And his dad dies and he refuses to go to the funeral because he's so close to, like, to the Mr. Universe competition. And he's just like, what, that is it? He's dead and I'm doing this now and it's like you're a psychopath like Lou Farrigno's clearly really nervous about it and the night before or the day before something he goes up to him and he's like hey Lou I called my mom and told her I won she said congratulations and Lou Frigno's like hmmm. Why would you pick on Lou Farrigno of all people? I don't know his dad is like
Starting point is 00:04:42 trying to protect him from Arnold Schwarzenegger it's very sad. That's all. So I kind of hate Arnold Schwarzenegger I have to be honest. I remember seeing Arnold Schwarzenegger's Wang in Playgirl that my mom had when I was a kid because I wanted to be like all to say what we're on Swartz on. You probably should have to be a try song. Well he's so big elsewhere I feel like you know it's perspective you know scale. Are you Google image searching? Yeah I'm trying to find it I think it's been erased from the internet though. Oh but nothing's already well whatever we're gonna do it later. Now I'm just gonna look at that picture of Bert Reynolds on the bearskin rug. Yeah. Where does the rug end and he begin? Thank you. Yeah, that is. I've got that
Starting point is 00:05:29 memorized. I've got that memorized. I don't need advocacy. I love the shot where the crack team of basically G.I. Joe action figures are piling out of the helicopter and they're they're all wearing personality driven clothing. Yeah. Jesse Ventura's got. Do we mention Jesse Ventura's in this movie? Two governors! Two governors! And Carl Weathers is not one of them, and he really should be.
Starting point is 00:05:50 And Billy ran for governor as well. Really? Yeah, he didn't, didn't make it. Do you mean the actor Billy or the magical Native American? There's such good trackers. How are you gonna track if you don't have a Native American? I feel like that. So in doing my due diligence before talking you guys, I was on the alien versus predator wiki because, you know, that's a thing that you could look up.
Starting point is 00:06:13 Sure. And the dude who played Billy, Sonny Landum, they had to hire bodyguards apparently on the set of predator. apparently on the set of Predator, not to protect him, but to protect the other actors from him. Yeah, I remember, I think they talk about that in the, in the commentary of it too. Yeah, and the behind the scenes, like, documentary on this movie, which he also watched? He has some sauce problems. Oh, yeah. He enjoys getting down on the sauce. The only other movie I know him from is, he's like a heavy in 48 hours. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the th. the the the the thi. Yeah, thi. the the other, the other, the other, the other, the other, the other, the other, the other, the other, the other, the other, the other, the other, the other, the other, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. I, th. I's, th. I's, th. I's, th. I's, th. I's, the the the the the the the the the the the the thi. I's, th. down on the sauce. The only other movie I know him from is he's like a heavy in 48 hours. That's the only other thing I know him from. It's apparently not the easiest dude to work with, so not surprising.
Starting point is 00:06:54 What state did he run for governor of? Um, doesn't, I guess it's not. Yeah, I don't know. I just wonder. I'll tell you what, I vote for Carl Wethers, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi thi to thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi Carl Wethers. I spent some time on his Twitter after watching this movie. He seems like a lovely man. He really does, seems like a good guy. His stint on arrested development was definitely like- Oh, I didn't see that.
Starting point is 00:07:12 Oh, yeah, yeah, he's really funny on arrested. He like shows up and just like, he's like broke, I guess. Like, he's like, like, he's like, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's really thrifty and can tell you how to, like, oh man, that and a hamhog and he got yourself in soup. Like that kind of thing. Like, just ridiculous shit. Oh, dude, did we get you to defend this as a horror movie? I don't know if we did that or not. Oh, no, yeah. You sent us a thesis. to summarize your thesis, please. Yeah. I'll, horror is that a lot of it comes from the unknown or being removed
Starting point is 00:07:46 from like your comfort zone. You know, with like ghost movies and things, you kind of like, you don't know what the problem is. You don't know the thing that is like hunting you or what the actual source of the scariness is. And I feel like this movie is kind of, it takes that idea and runs with it to a musly glistening extent where like it takes guys who are like doing the best job that they can in their field, who are like expertly trained and drops them into a situation that they should be comfortable in dealing with whatever comes up. And then it froze in a giant unknown, invisible killing machine at them that hunts them. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I, th. I, unknown invisible killing machine at them that hunts them down.
Starting point is 00:08:25 I feel like that is kind of like I also remember watching this when I was six and being fucking terrified of it. Oh yeah. The idea of getting me into a jungle, not going to happen thanks to this movie. So we're like it might not, it might be more action than like scary necessarily. I like the idea of it as like removing your ability to to to to to to to to to to the ability to to the ability. to to the ability. to the ability. to to the ability. to the ability. to to the ability. to to the ability. to to to to the ability. to the the to the the the the to the the thi. I scary necessarily. I like the idea of it as like removing your ability to to fight a thing or to competently rely on yourself to battle a thing that is like it's more overwhelming to you than than what your skill set is capable of handling. Yeah, it's definitely on I mean as a killing machine it's on par with the xenomorph from alien like it's definitely on, I mean, as a killing machine, it's on par with the xenomorph from alien.
Starting point is 00:09:06 Like, it's just relentless and hunting you the entire time, like... It's the jaws of the jungle. Like those dudes knew what they were doing at sea and knew the biology of sharks and everything, but when it came down to it, they were in a boat and they got massacred by this thing that they understood and were trying trying And this takes that one step further and it's just like, well, we don't even know what the hell is after us. Yeah, because when you suggested it, I was like, oh, that's an action movie. Yeah, that was my thought too.
Starting point is 00:09:35 But, uh, and then I was like, no, that's definitely the horror of this film. Not that they like, they don't elaborate on fucking anything in this movie. Like when like plot points are hit, they're just like, yeah, yeah, that happened. Anyway, uh, now I'm going to shoot some stuff. Br-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-Bobbbb. Yeah, but like, even though they're good at shooting things, you think that, but nope, nope, they still have to face it like, no matter how good they are with guns, this thing is still going to come after them. I emptied the whole clip. Two hundred rounds into the jungle. That guy has all the exposition and none of the exposition in this movie. First of all, they go into this situation where they're fucking place up. Like the hostages are in there, you assholes. And then they're like, oh, the hostages are dead.
Starting point is 00:10:26 No, shit, they're dead. You blew up everything. I like that the dudes who are sent to rescue the hostages probably have like 10 times the body count of the actual monster from this movie. Yeah, they killed that truck up? He deadlifts, he, any opportunity he has to deadlift. But the guy, the Mac I think is the character's name, he's like, the racers on his face all the time. He's like, oh something, there was a Russian guy here too, something really big was going to happen anyway, let's go. And I'm like, what do you mean? I don't understand what their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. I th. I was th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I rae. I rake. I rake is their their rake is their their their their is their is their is their is their is their is their is their is their is their is their is their is their is their is their is their is their is their is their their their their their their ra. Rac. Rac. Rac. Rac. Race. Race. Race. Racease. Racease. Racease. Racease. Raceaseaseaseaseaseaseers. I was th. I was ra. I was ra. I ra. I ra. ra. ra. I ra. ra. ra. ra. I ra. I their their their their their th. I feel like if you were to describe this movie scene by scene it would sound like two little boys like oh yeah I'm like and they go
Starting point is 00:11:08 and they blow everything up and then the house is just like bam bam bam and then this alien comes out you can't see him but then he's like who can only see them through there blah blah I'm a huge fan of three John McTierrenn films the guy who directed this he's the director he he's th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th tho tho th th th th the tho tho th I th I th I th I th I th I th I they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they th I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I th I I I I th th th I th th th th th th th th th the the the the to the to the the ty ty too ty too ty too the the the the the the the the the the the guy who directed this, he's the director of Diehard. He's the director of this movie and of 13th Warrior. And I love all of these movies. Is that Antonio Banderas? Antonio Banderas and Vikings? It's a retailing of Beowulf? What?
Starting point is 00:11:35 But in an action film format? What? I love the movie. It's tot all. garbage and I fucking adore it. Like Die Hard is definitely the best movie this guy's been involved in and he also did their hunt for Red Hocctober but like yeah his movies are like and then and then and then and then and then and I guess there's like a girl or something whatever and then. The girl is very whatever in this movie too. Also in that hostage scene is Arnold Schwarzenegger's Mr. Fries moment where he goes, stick around.
Starting point is 00:12:05 When you think there's a knife with that guy. Was this the origin of the Schwarzenegger one-liner? Was this where it's started? Oh, it might be. Does this predate Commando? Because Commando is just non-stop one-liners. Would I be right in guessing that you're not a big fan of action films? Yeah, that's true. Can it is basically this minus the, if you subbed out the predator with quote, foreign terrorists? Yeah, that sounds awful to me. That sounds terrible to me.
Starting point is 00:12:37 I don't like military stuff either. This is really just a conglomeration of things I dislike. And I'm afraid of the outside, so there's like scorpions and snakes in this movie. Yeah, Commando was two years before this. His character's name was John Matrix in that movie. It was. I feel like, I hate him. Although I do love Running Man so much, just so much.
Starting point is 00:13:06 It's fantastic. And do you like Terminator? I've never seen either of the Terminator movies, because I'm a monster. That's just impressive, kind of. I know. At this point, I feel like I can't give in. I finally saw Star Wars, though, so it's like, whatever. That's how I am with, what's that lean, uh, Titanic? Oh, don't bother. Don't bother.
Starting point is 00:13:27 What's that movie? Spoiler alerts. I was gonna say that Leonardo DiCaprio movie with The Boat. I wish you were, if that would have been such a better. What's that Lenny Cap's movie called? Oh, it's redundant. Not the Gilbert grape, the thogea g Gilbert Grape is such a good movie, though. Sorry. So, let's see, we've got Dutch who is Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Starting point is 00:13:49 We've got- His name is actually Alan Schaefer, according to- I am a real American. I don't mean to be like, I'm not sure, I'm not being xenophobic. I just, I'm fine with it being Austrian. I like European people. I just, the insistence on him playing like, these huge American characters is just so confusing to me. It got him elected governor.
Starting point is 00:14:15 He's kind of more American than me at this point in time. Having held public office, I think he's more American than any of us. Yeah, he's the melting pot. All right, fine. So I'm a dick, and I'm I'm going I'm going I'm going I'm going I'm going I'm going I'm going I'm going I'm going the think he's more American than any of us. Yeah, he's the melting pot. All right, fine. So I'm a dick and I'm gonna build a wall and keep the Austrians out. I don't know. All right. Just across the Atlantic.
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Starting point is 00:14:52 I love Apollo Creed. He looks fantastic in every movie. He looks the same all of the time. It's true. Yeah, he has not aged. It's insane. I, I, oh, he's just so hunky. And then we've got Poncho, Jorge Ramirez, played by Richard Chavez. He, what is his role? He is like a, he's the little dude? Blow him up guy? Yeah, he's the blow him up guy who gets hit with a log later on the movie. I have to confess this now. I fell asleep for a portion of the movie and I didn't see, didn't see him or Dylan or you didn't see Dylan's death no I think he loses his fucking arm oh see well okay I've seen there's a
Starting point is 00:15:29 machine gun on the ground shooting I've like slept through this movie on a number of occasions and I saw the riff tracks but I was drunk at row house so my dream has come to try to thrown so my dream has come to the the movie and you're just gonna to make the to make to make to make to to to to to to to to to the to to to to the to to the to to the to the the to the the to the the the the the th so the th so the th so th so thi thi the thi tho. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I th I th I th I th I th I th I th th th th th th th th th thin thin thin the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the really seen the movie and you're just going to make fun of Justin and I. You did suspect I was going to. I was really excited about that big a possibility. I was asleep for like 15 minutes but I did wake up when he yelled get to the chopper so that's like pretty much where I came back in.
Starting point is 00:15:57 And then I think I fell asleep. Bill Duke's character Mac Elliot. He's the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I's, I's, I's, I'm, I'm, th. thi. thi, I's, I's, toe. toe. told, told, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was. I was. to. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was toe. I was toe. I was toe. toe. toe. thi. toe. toe. to to th. to to th. to to to told, to toe. told. toe. toe. I was toe. I was toe. Bill Duke's character, Mac Elliot, he's the guy with the the disposable razor always on his face for some dumb reason. I love that that is his nervous tick, slowly intentionally shaving. I also like that he walks out of the chopper in the beginning in like the most dapper three-piece. Yeah, it's like shark skin. It's great. three-piece suit. Yeah, it's like shark skin. He acts the hell out of this movie. Like, he's got like the most quiet acting style that is just like he kills it every time he's on screen. Well, I agree with that. When he doesn't, when he isn't quiet, he's just ridiculous, like after Jesse Ventura dies and he's like, we've a were brothers we made
Starting point is 00:16:45 it out of Cambodia together and just like you know just like having this moment where he's yelling into the jungle to Jesse Ventura. That's salubquie to the moon about Jesse Ventura is a magical moment in American filmmaking fuck you. And the the you're ghosting us, mother fucker. Line that he has, it's so good, I don't know what ghosting means. I say that about, I don't know, once a month, I have no idea what I'm talking about. It's like looking at a cat going, you're ghosting me, mother fuck. The cat's like, oh, cut you.
Starting point is 00:17:21 I'll cut you, leave you here and die. Oh my God. Jesse Ventura's characters named Blaine Cooper and I, did they say his name ever? They say Blaine a couple times. Because when he gets ripped open or whatever, Arnold Schwarzenegger looks at him and then just goes, Blaine. Yeah, yeah, it is. It was. Can we talk about Jesse Ventura and his wholly inappropriate for 2016 dialogue?
Starting point is 00:17:48 I don't think we can. Not in good consciousness. Also a governor, how, how, how? I just don't understand anything. I don't think chewing tobacco is going to do anything from my sexual prowess. Just saying. Uh, have you tried? No. You might become a tyrannisaurus or whatever.
Starting point is 00:18:10 It's the combination of the chewing tobacco and the MTV shirt that really, uh... That seems so out of place. He did not seem like a man who would like MTV in 1987? Especially since the boom box is playing like 50s rock, like Chuck Barry or something like. That's it makes me very uncomfortable. Very uncomfortable. I love it. I love that it's like this gang of working dudes just go into the job and like the one, the one suit in the bunch just trying to be down. It's an amazing dynamic. That was like a thing in the 80s, right? the whole like the, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, like, the, like, likerying to be down. It's an amazing dynamic.
Starting point is 00:18:45 That was like a thing in the 80s, right? Like the whole like there's that movie Gung Ho and where about... Yeah, film in Pittsburgh. Or aliens or like all of these action movies, not gunho but obviously not an action movie. But like these action movie trove of like the working class soldier just going in taking care of his jobs business for the day. You know that kind of thing like we're real in a working class heroes in the 80s. I guess so. Who spent 90% of their time lifting weights apparently? All right and then we've got Sonny Landum's character of Billy who's the Native American A-A-Na-A-Na-a-Na-a-a-ni-ni-ni-ni-s-s-s-s-s, who's-s, who's-s, who's-s, who's-s, who's-s, who's-s, who's-s, who's-s, who's-s, who's-s, the-s, the-s, the-a-a-a-a-a-s, the-s, the-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a, we're-a, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-n-n-n-n-n-s, we're-s, we're-s, we're-s, we're-s, we're-s, we're-s, we're-s, we're-s, we're-s, we're-s, we're-s, we're-s, we're real, we're real, we're real, we're real, we're real, we're real, we're real, we're real, we're real, we're real, we're real, we're real, we're real, we're real, the-a-a-a-a-s, the-s, the Native American tracker in the most offensive role in the film. I mean he owns it, he's good at it, he does it, you know. Just gazing into the middle distance and looking at that. He's got that thousand yard stare down, like,
Starting point is 00:19:33 and he's got that little sack around his neck with his mysticisms in it that he's always holding. I don't think I saw him die. I guess he dies? How does he die? He dies off screen. They don't actually show it. But he's got a very loud, womanly scream for that character surprisingly. Huh. Oh, there is a Wilhelm scream in this movie too, which I was very excited about during that that opening battle sequence, when one guy gets shot out of a tree stand, it's got the Wilhelm scream in it. When the one guy gets shot out of a tree stand, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, thi, th, th, th, th th, th th th th th th th th th th thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi's thi's thi's thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii's thi's thi's thi's th out of a tree stand compared to the other 75 guys that get shot out of tree stands. All right and then we've got rounding out the the crew is Shane Black playing Hawkins and Hawkins is the
Starting point is 00:20:16 deliver of the jokes to Billy but fun fact about Shane Black co-wrote Monster Squad. No shit. Wrote Lethlethal Weapon. Really? Last Boy Scout. Yeah, wrote the Last Boy Scout. Really? Which McTiernan also directed. He's going to direct the remake of Predators that's happening. That's actually just a continuation of the story.
Starting point is 00:20:38 And Fred Decker is writing that, the director of Monster Squad. Whoa. Which made that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. threathea. threatheaught. threat. threaten-s. threat. threat. threat. threat. threat. threat. threat. the-s. threaten-s. threaten-s. th. th, the director of Monster Squad. Whoa. Which made me a little bit excited. Yeah. There's like, that's basically the Holy Trinity of Justin movies right there. That's everything I look for. Oh, I thought it was this movie, Last Action Hero and Monster Squad. Oh, are we going to talk about Last Action Hero? We definitely can. You just looked embarrassed for a second. Me? No, I'm not
Starting point is 00:21:05 embarrassed by anything. I was gonna say you know I was about cranked too for last action hero but I'm a moron so. But when I was reading up on Shane Black was like you fucking wrote Monster Squad dog that's awesome. All right can we talk about the pussy jokes? And We just have to get it out of the way. Yeah. Yeah. The thing that I really like about the pussy jokes is... He does the...
Starting point is 00:21:34 Well, we've got it back to our t-shirt. He does the like... I won't draw that. The echo joke, you know? Yeah. And then the next shot is the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the next the next shot is the predator thermal imaging whatever and he's hearing them like echoing and I was like is predator inside a big pussy? Like what is happening? That had to have been intentional right? You wouldn't make a joke about echoing and then immediately have
Starting point is 00:21:58 echoing in the next scene right? I mean you've got to be right. And then later when he takes his mask off you're like oh there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's the big. the big. There's the big. I's the big. I's the big. I's the big. I's the big. I'm the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's the. I'm. the. the. the. the. the. theeeee. theee. theeee. the. the. the. the. the.. Okay and then later when he takes his mask off you're like oh there's the big pussy. Yeah so I don't know. Because like it also in that heat imaging sequence you hear... Which one? The one I'm discussing. Okay yeah our current equally pussy one where he's hearing Billy I guess laugh at the... I just imagine that was Predator laughing at the big pussy joke, too? I just really liked it. It's not a great joke, but it's a good set up. Oh man, uh, 13-year-old me?
Starting point is 00:22:35 Fucked love those pussy jokes. What's the first pussy joke, because that's that's that's She said I would too. Mine's as big as a house. That's not even a fucking functional joke. Like that is nothing. No, it's not even good. I kind of like that they're terrible. Yeah, they should be. Yeah. That guy is meant to be teable.
Starting point is 00:22:54 to be thing where you would see like this mangled corpse and all that would be left of him were those glasses, but they didn't do that, which I thought was kind of a waste of big glasses. It's kind of a missed opportunity. They were so prominent. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, at one point they're just fogged. Yeah, the one point buff one. He's still a little bit buff though. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, but he wasn't like, I mean compared to the other dude, what was the word that we used for them again? Swall? Swal. Get to the chopper! I feel like a swole and on flea, I just can't say. They just don't
Starting point is 00:23:36 sound right coming out of my mouth. Well they shouldn't. They're for us. When they're on the Twitter, listening to their mashups, they could talk about fleaks and swoles. I'm still working on my Billy Jewell mashup that I've been working on for like two years. You were meant for me and I'm moving out. Oh my God. That's as far as I've gotten. Years and years ago, my friend came up a mash up idea of a mashup called Diamond in the Ruff, which is mashing up Neil Diamond and King Diamond and putting those two together. That could actually kind of work, though. Get Girl Talk on it. With like a rough rider's backbeat.
Starting point is 00:24:14 their girl talk. So that's our crew, that's our buddies and their vagina jokes. Not one of them is really likable. No, you didn't, no. No, no, I'm from where I'm sitting. Not a one of them is really likeable. I can't be mad at Billy because he got typecast. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:37 I mean, like, who are you rooting for to live? Arnie? Actually, I don't give a shit if he lives and dies. It's like it's almost disappointing that he lives. Especially since everything that I know about Kevin Peter Hall who's playing the predator. Everything I've heard about him is he's like gentle giant. He is the alien in without warning. The McDonald's character. Because he looks like fucking Grimmis or whatever. And like, and this there's like a show on the DVD that I have a predator, there's a short
Starting point is 00:25:12 documentary about him that's basically like, oh he was the best, he was the nicest guy you were ever going to meet. And he passed away from complications from AIDS, like not long after this movie. So having this knowledge now, I'm totally like, oh man, guys the predator should fucking win this man. He seems like a really nice guy Like is he the second predator to in the second movie? Oh, that I don't know To the internet. I've in Predator too, yeah. He is the Predator. Oh, and he's in Big Top Pewe?
Starting point is 00:25:49 I love Big Top Pewe. I think he's even, he's like not masked up or anything. He's just like himself on that. Oh, okay. And he's in the Harry and the Henderson's TV show. And he's in Harry and the Henson's TV show. And he's in he's in he's in he's in he's in he's in the he's in the Henderson, he plays Harry. Oh really? This guy should win. Why, you should win. Fuck Arnold! I'm all for saying, and he's in Next Generation. Oh shit, he's in TNG! Oh my life is-
Starting point is 00:26:09 What is he playing T.G. Data's Dick. Da'a's dick. this. D'a'n'eat. You would be surprised and I'm like, I'm in, I'm doing it, we're doing it. I was very excited that, I believe it was Danica on the Facebook page, wanted to talk about Hinterland, and I was like, hey, hey, yeah, let's talk about Hintralan. It's wonderful. It's like if a disintegration by the cure was a cop TV show.
Starting point is 00:26:47 Oh, see, that's a sold me on it. Like you got it one. And the guy is wearing like impeccable clothing the entire time, like Ben Sherman shirts. He looks amazing. See, I feel like my tastes run right between the gloriously idiotic and like the super bummer. Like, boy, does that sound great to me but also like I kind of wanted to see hardcore Henry in theaters yeah
Starting point is 00:27:11 yeah I remember we talked about this have you seen the trailer for her I did it just looks I feel like it's fine but it would just make me very nausea I got I got I got physically angry while watching Pat that got angry at the new kind of movie I think this is the new I mean like I I I I I the th I th I th I th I th I th I th th th I th I th th th th th I th th I th I th th th th I th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi the the the the the the thi thi the thi the thi thi thi thi thi the new kind of movie. But I think this is the new, I mean like virtual reality will soon be a thing. Oh yeah, no, I'm getting left behind. Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna be thrown away in a garbage bag soon. And then people look like, oh well, we're done with him. Just get rid of him. Do you think that's what happens if people give up on the technology techne technology special effects in this movie? Lovely. Fucking amazing. I love Stan Winston so much.
Starting point is 00:27:46 When he takes off the mask at the end, you're like, really good, right? His hands have that kind of dukey thing where like they have too many knuckles. So like when he's grabbing something, he's got these extra floppy bits at the end. Like, I'm looking at you. Yeah. I'm like, I'm gonna, I'm gonna. I'm gonna. I'm gonna. Yeah. Yeah. the, I'm gonna. the, I'm, I. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that. tak. tak. tak. tak. tak. tak. tak. tak. tak. tak. tak. tak. tak. tak. tak. tak. tak. tak. tak. tak. tak. tak. tak. tak. tak. tak. Yeah. tak. tak. tak. tak. tak. tak. tak. tak. tak. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. a lot of things to get close. I was like, his nails are really messing him out, but I guess it's that extra joint. And like don't pay attention to his feet, which don't react to anything the way feet react to. Like, they don't bend or move. They look like flippers.
Starting point is 00:28:14 They show him a couple of times, like dropping out of trees and his feet hit the ground, and the the is th as one piece. Well, technically, we don't know what the physiology of these predators are. Oh God, you're that guy. Okay, wait, I have to ask a question. Please don't be mad. Please don't be mad. Dude, if I get mad about something you say at Predator, you're fully within your rights to stop this podcast. I didn't do a good job of paying attention to this movie. What one did you feel slump? So he's an alien?
Starting point is 00:28:48 Yeah, yeah, yeah. But do we ever get any information about him being an alien other than that that weird alien the thing of like the thing falling through the atmosphere? Do we ever find out? That sort of homage to John Carpenter is the the the the the the the the thing is thing is thing is thing is thing is thing is tech, like the wrist thing and oh by the way his face is a giant vagina with pincers. Oh right right right. A vibricated vagina. And he got flushed. That's a big pussy.
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Starting point is 00:29:53 Why? Because they're hunters. That's they're just, this is like trophy hunting? The movie was originally called the sequel.. I, the h h h, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, thi, thi, the, the, the, the, the, the, thi, thi, the, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the, they, they. they. It is they. It's, they. It's, they. It's, they. It's, they. It was they thi, the thi, way in advance to really get into like the, diving into the mythology of the predators as intergalactic hunters. Intergalactic planetary. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Oh, you hit my Beastie Boy switch, I'm sorry, guys. We all are. I mean, I like that idea that like, they've just always done this. This is what they do, and they go to to to to to to to to to to to to to their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their, as their, as their, as their, as their, as their, as their, as their, as their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their that like they've just always done this
Starting point is 00:30:26 this is what they do and they go to other worlds and hunt people like I think that's neat and then of course they ran wild with it and did they oh you've got your alien versus predator movies I have not seen that can one of you some that up for me real quick I can you run the wiki earlier Justin I've also watched all the movies this week so so so so they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they to to they to th I I th I th I th I th I th I th I thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi they they're thi they the movies this week, so I did that too. You really did it? Yeah, why wouldn't I? You know you're not getting paid for this talk? What the fuck, really?
Starting point is 00:30:53 Want some of that cryptocurium money, though? I think I get an Applebee's gift card somewhere around here I can send you. Oh man, my grandma, hi-nana me P.F. Changs like every year so if that helps you I could get you one of this too. That Chang's money. Not that I'm not using them, Nana. Thank you. So she's well. She's doing really well. Thank you. Do she listen? No, I've like explained to her that I have this podcast that a lot of people listen that I that. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I have I have I have I have I have I have I have I have I have I have I have a th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. the the thi. th. th. th. th. th. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the th I have this podcast that a lot of people listen to and that I talk about her all the time and she's like okay like I was like it's like an internet radio show and she was like okay like like like she already knew you know a joy I'm a big Mark Marron fan she always tells me I don't know a facebook and I'm like I know none we'd be friends if you did. Would you? Yeah. What am I going to say at this point
Starting point is 00:31:47 that Nona's going to be like, oh, I don't appreciate that? You know? I don't know, a litany of pussy jokes. So, honestly, she probably wouldn't. She should be fine. I'm sorry, Jocin. You were explaining AVep. AVP and all that stuff, the alien versus predator business. Uh, no it wasn't because they're terrible. Well, like, are they, why are the enemies?
Starting point is 00:32:09 Because they're in space? Yeah, pretty much. Well, the predator race, which they have a name, but I don't remember it, views the aliens as like the ultimate game to hunt. And so that's what they do, because predators. And didn't that that that that that that that start that start that start that start that start that start that start that start that start that start that start that start that that that that that thiiia? thia thia thia thia thiou is thia thoes thia thia thia thoes, thoes thoes the a the a the a the a the a the a the a the a the a the a the a the a the a the a the a the a the a the a the a the a the a the a the a the a the a the a the a the a the a the a their their their their their their their their their their they do, because predators. And didn't that start as a comic book series? Yeah, it's a surprisingly good comic book series for like the idiocy of the subject matter. Like they did a pretty good job with like flushing out the fiction behind that.
Starting point is 00:32:38 That's a that's a cool like, you know, if you're sitting around with your friends, you're like pretty cool if a predator hunted an alien, right? And then someone's like, well, I've got a career. I hope who was ever, like, they were just hanging out and the one guy's like, see ya, and walked out of the room, wrote himself, wrote himself, sealed it and mailed it back to himself. So that's copy written. I wouldn't recommend them anywhere near as much as I'd recommend this movie. There's more than one alien versus predator?
Starting point is 00:33:05 Oh, there's, yeah, absolutely. You win? Spoiler alert for alien versus pruders. So if you're going to ever see them and you haven't tune out now, but I got to know. So the second one's actually really of, it's a documentary about the worst day in the life of a pizza delivery guy, they're a really fun movie, and that's how I watched it, and it was terrific. Because it basically follows one teenage kid around as his entire world is murdered by aliens and predators in like a suburb somewhere in like Southern California. It's a terrible movie, but it's great for that. Okay. So everybody wins. It's the thi their thi their thi their their thi thi thi they thi thi thi thi they. It's thi thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, I thi. thi. thi. thi, I'm thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's a terrible movie, but it's great for that. Okay.
Starting point is 00:33:45 So everybody wins, it sounds. I mean, I don't know. I don't know. I remember Predator 2 being all right. Pretty fun. The Danny Glover one. Yeah. I'm a big fan of the, the Adrian Brody-Helded Predators from like 2014 or 15 whenever that came out.
Starting point is 00:34:05 Oh, isn't my boy Walter Goggins in that? Uh-huh. Yeah, I love that dude. It's giant, giant picket fence teeth. He plays the same character that he plays in 50% of the shows that he's in. Okay. Like, he might cut you, but you also might be his buddy. I only know him from justified. He did a sti the sti the sti the sti the sti the sti thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. He thi. He thi. He thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. I'm, thi. I'm, thi. I'm, th. th. thoom. th. thoom. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He's. He's. He's, the. He's, the. He's, t. He's, t. t. t. togeeea. too. Hea. He's, too. He's, tooea. He's, tooea. I loved him unjustified. He did a stint on the shield that is something to be seen.
Starting point is 00:34:28 Oh. I don't want to go into it, but. So do we want to run through the deaths that happen in here? Or? Please, because I missed a couple. Okay. So Arnold Schwarzenegger's death. What? What? That one doesn't happen. Carl Weathers? Carl Wethers has the redemption death where he's going to sacrifice himself to save the rest of the team so they can get to the chopper. Oh, does he?
Starting point is 00:34:52 Yeah. Oh, that's sweet. And he gets his arm blown off and then and murderized. An arm blown off that continues to fire a machine gun. that thi. Yeah, the the the th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, they's that, tho, tho, thoooo, they's their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. to toeean, toean, toeat. toeat. ta. ta. together, together, together, together, toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. to the, my favorite shots of the entire movie. Oh, I can go back and watch that then. Yeah. Yeah, it's like 10 seconds. It's worth it just to jump into that.
Starting point is 00:35:10 OK, I will. I mean, I illegally downloaded this movie, so it's playing with house and money. Don't worry. I've given enough money to this movie for both of us. Rob that we were watching it and he was like, oh I just deleted that, I had illegally downloaded it. And he's like, I'm never gonna watch Predator again, so he deleted it. And I was like, well, I'll just download it again. So now we've both illegally downloaded Predator.
Starting point is 00:35:30 Sorry Comcast. And then there's Poncho, his death is getting crushed by his own tree trap. three trap that they set. Yeah, he gets killed by his own tree trap. Oh, cool. Uh, Blaine? Or no, there's Mac. How does Mac? How does Mac die? Uh, Mac gets his head exploded by the predator. He does.
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Starting point is 00:36:30 There should have been no head atop those shoulders. That should have just been like a gooey stump. Gooey stump. It's very descriptive and terrible. Maybe his head should have been like sitting off a little while, giving you eyes, staring at you. Jesse Ventura, Blaine Cooper, gives his chest blown the fuck apart. Moon's all counterized.
Starting point is 00:36:53 Right on the gate. I wanted so much more blame in the movie. It really blew all of his good lines early on. Yeah, yeah. Sexual torturinosaurs. I ain't got time to bleed. Put this on your sore ass. She doesn't even sure it's such a monster. She's like a human garbage. Billy's death happens off screen. Billy's death happens off screen.
Starting point is 00:37:22 That was the, the app form, he's the Native American tracker, who screams like a tiny, tiny lady. So dramatic, so wonderful. Yeah, he basically does the, I'll hold this, you go on. Oh, okay. Yeah. You shall not pass. He just like, in like a, I will now fight with a weapon of my people. Like he pulls out this giant knife. And you're just like, really?
Starting point is 00:37:45 Really? You have so many gun options. Yeah, they definitely made him hit all of the check marks of like how badly erases can we make this? Yeah. If there had been a scene where they're like, you know, it hasn't rained in the jungle, and you've been like, thrown. Like, I mean, would you have been shocked at anything that? Or even just to see like an eagle fly down and perch on the shoulder.
Starting point is 00:38:07 Eagles don't even live in the jungle, you know? It's just really, it's really bad. A single tear falls from him at some point in time. Shane Black, Rick Hawkins, he's the first death, right? Yeah. Yeah, he gets summarilyarily exploded. Yeah, pretty sweet. And dragged off into off into off into off into into into into into into into into into into into into into into into into into into into into into into into into into into into into into into into into into into into into into into into the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the eagle, the eagle. the eagle. the eagle. the eagle. the eagle. the eagle. the eagle. the eagle, the eagle f. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the.ea.ea.ea. Eagle fly. Eagle fly. toea. toe. Eagle f. pretty sweet. Pretty sweet. And dragged off into the jungle some where they never really go into that, where they showed all of the other skinned corpses, but never, uh... We get to see his gut pile though. Isn't he up in the tree, right? Isn't he? Way, way, way, way up? And it does that slow pan of the tree and he's at the tree and he's at the the tipp. the the tip. the the the the the the the. the. the. the. the. the. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. th. the. th. th. Where th. Where where where where where where where where where th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're the the the the the the the the. the. ththink the slow pan, they're just showing you
Starting point is 00:38:45 where they think he went, because at the bottom of the tree is his gut pile. I know, but I really thought he was up there. Maybe in the version I downloaded it. You have the extra corpsey version. Yeah, I really thought he was. Because I remember being like, where to the glasses on the gut pile? I just think that's like movie making one-o-one. Just a spleen wearing his glasses.
Starting point is 00:39:10 You'd be like, well, that's effective. Oh, those first three skin corpses that they come across are so cool looking. I remember watching that, like, when this movie first came out and it was the first time had seen like a VHS tape at my dad's friend's house and that was the first scene I saw at a predator pretty much was like the slow reveal of those corpses and I was like well I guess eight-year-old me is into this but I know I shouldn't be watching this. Oh man, that's informative I feel like that's like a put you on that that path, you know what I mean? Yeah, I made a lot of bad decisions. You could be like playing the cello right now instead of doing this podcast. I don't work for that.
Starting point is 00:39:51 What would the cello movie be? The cello movie? Yeah, oh, oh. Yeah, what year we? This is in 1987. Um, fuck, I have no idea. Yeah, no. I'd see, I saw these movies. I didn't see this, I wouldn't know. What else do we need to hit upon? What is a broke dick dog?
Starting point is 00:40:12 Oh, it's something you don't want to be. Okay. It's right, the title, I think. Fine. I feel like that's one of those like, hey, you guys want to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make the the the to make the the the the the the the the the the the the the you guys want to make up a colloquialism? Yeah, let's make up a colloquialism today. I spent a lot of time thinking about what a broke dick dog is. I was like is it a neutered dog? Is it like I don't know? It feels like a naughty blue song that you'd hear. Yeah, you're all broke dick dog. All right well that's all I had to say. Well, EMTs, if you could write the song broke Dick Dog for us, that would be awesome.
Starting point is 00:40:46 We'll put it in an episode. I'll do the al-Mar. Can I criticize the predator? He's not a very good predator. If he, he like can't smell, seemingly, and he doesn't hear, he like hears but it's not very good. And all he can see is the heat signature. Is he not seeing those pigs and like all the other animals of the jungle? I know probably not snakes if they're cold or snakes cold blooded?
Starting point is 00:41:12 It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. But birds certainly, like, it just seems like, I don't know. He sees that scorpion that keeps its body heat for a real long time until he touches it heat he, I've watched this movie again countless times, and every time I watch it as an adult, I'm like, man, he's really not good at his job. No.
Starting point is 00:41:31 And like terribly equipped, like, heat vision? That's all you've got. Yeah. And when he takes the mask. Like, can't see nothing. He's got a thermonuclear warhead wristband, though. That's pretty cool. Did he blow up the whole thing at the end? That was his doing? Yeah. That mushroom cloud? Yeah. Yeah. What? Which seemingly didn't affect anybody? Everybody was fine. What? Swarstager walked away from that one?
Starting point is 00:42:01 he dug and fucking cover, man. Yeah. They teach that in whatever army that he's in. Elementary School army? There's like, there's like a four or five minute period where there isn't really any dialogue, and it's just Arnold basically doing physical acting instead of speaking. And the movie is so much better at that point. And then he's like, boy, you are one ugly motherfucker or whatever. And it's just like, nope, you lost me again.
Starting point is 00:42:26 Oh, you mean the trap building montage? Yeah. Yeah. God, I love a montage. More movies should have montages on them. I think they are. Don't they? Doesn't every movie have a montage? I'm sorry. The monster squad montage song Rock Until You Drop. Yeah. It's coming down on seven inch. Oh really very excited about it
Starting point is 00:42:47 Nice. I mean I feel like there's a lot to say about this movie or are we missing anything? I mean, it's a fucking dumb action movie, right? It's such a boy. Like I hate to be really gendered about this, but like this is such a dude movie. It's like sleep it's the sleepless in Seattle of dude. You know what I mean. I I I I I I I I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the th. the th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the. the. the the the the the. the the. the. the. the. I the. I the. I thepless in Seattle of dude. You know what I mean? Like it's just well let's see does it pass the Bechtel? No, no never mind sorry. I don't even think it gets like even half the way there. I can't even think of another movie that's as dude movie as this like not even close. Days of Thunder. No, that's an interesting plot. The plot is just so thin and it's just like p-fif-foo-yeah, but there's that gun that like shoots and it's round, it goes, the mini-gun? He runs up on the fucking grenade launcher, he's like, oh what's going on? Blah, bribb-ah-blah! They dea-ah! They de-tah. And then Arnold, in his next dialogue is like, their-in-in-in-fing-fing-fing-fing-fftip-ftip- their-ftip- their-ftip- their- their-fuh-fuh-fuh- their-fuh-fuh-f, th-f, th-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-a. th. The th. The th-a-tahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah-a-tahahahahahah! th-tahah. T-tah. There, th-pah-pah-s, there's nothing there! He runs up with a fucking grenade launch and he's like, oh what's going on?
Starting point is 00:43:45 Br! Bruh, bruh, bruh. And then Arnold, in his next dialogue is like, whispering, like, we have to be really covert. You just did that for like seven street minutes. I just don't, I guess I don't, yeah. I guess I don't, yeah, this is not a movie, yeah, no, no, no, I feel like Justin has more to say. You must. This is your, this is your movie. Yeah, this is my gem, but you know, I can't defend it against anything you said.
Starting point is 00:44:10 Like, it's absolutely like a dumb boy movie. Like, you're nail on the head. But I don't know. I think there's a lot of weird, fun dynamics in it, watching it, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, and watching it, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, and I's they. their, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, they. they. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. th. thi. their, like, like, like, like, like, like, like watching them like, like, just talk to each other in a chopper ride to the jungle is one of my favorite bits of dialogue in like anything from that time. Like it's so tens to weird and dumb. Oh, and it's... In red, in red. And red, yeah, so the people can't see them. What do you mean? the red light doesn't mess with your night vision, so it's not like the white light would mess with it.
Starting point is 00:44:49 I don't know, it's some army shit. Like army shit, quote. This all movie's kind of army shit there. I mean, it's like, for like, I was 13 when this movie came out. So this was G.I. Joe's going. I, this, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. th. I, th. I, th. I, th. It, th. It, th. It, th. It was, th. It was, th. It was, th. It was, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I. I, I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It's, th. It. It's, th. It. It. th. th. It. th. th. It. th. th. It's. It's, I. It's, I. It's, I. It's, I. It's,this GI Joe's going into the jungle and punching everything and shooting it and like, but then it was like G.I. Joe and then there were aliens. So it was like, what? That's why it seems like a child wrote it. Yeah, for sure.
Starting point is 00:45:12 Because it's true with an alien, yeah. Yeah, totally. I think I hadaws as a kid, I was just like, this is boring. Nothing's happening. Yeah, it's a slump. But this is the movie that was like, oh no, you can have like the big scary thing out in the dark, but you can still have guys with machine guns. And like that is explosions and muscle dudes and they're still like. For sure, like it is written by 12-year-old boys. Like that is the vibe that the entire movie has. Like, when the woman does show up, she's brawless.
Starting point is 00:45:50 Yeah, oh, she's very brawleas. And that armhole is very 12-year-old boy. Yeah. And she's like, and they keep her hands bound for a significant portion. Sure. And the th-. th-in th-in th-in th-up-s-o-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s, th-s, th-s, th-s, th-s, tho-s, tho-s, tho-s, th-s, thoomomoomoomomomomomomomah-s. th-s. th-s. th-s. th-s. th-s. th-s. th-s. th-s. th-s. th-s. th-s. th-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-s. th-s. th-s. th-s. th-s. th-s. tho-s. thoooooo-s. thoooo-s. thooo-s. thoo-sa-se-sa-s. tho-s. Like it's very 12 year old boy. Oh yeah. And also whenever you ask anybody about this movie, they're just like, it's awesome! That's the reaction. Oh no, I'm that dude. No, that's okay.
Starting point is 00:46:15 Just every dude is that dude. Every dude is that dude. I mean, it hits that. Well, I mean, this is the first is the first is the first is the first is hits the first is hits the first is hits the first is hits the first th is hits hits hits hits hits hits hits hits hits hits hits hits hits hits hits hits hits hits hits hits hits hits hits hits hits hits hits hits hits hits hits hits hits hits hits hits hits hits hits hits hits that, well I mean, this is the first time I've ever watched this movie critically. As like, we've done with so many of these movies, like I go back and I'm watching, I'm like, I go back and I'm watching, I'm like, oh, this doesn't have a plot. Like, yeah. But like, it was like, I was getting so nostalgic watching this film. But like, it's been a while. fun doing this movie except that they're probably all assholes and probably weren't having fun but like Carl Wethers is not an asshole in my opinion.
Starting point is 00:46:48 I'm gonna go and say Shane Black's probably not an asshole either because he wrote fucking Monster Squadron. Yeah they're probably good guys. But yeah it's it's, well I've never watched this movie critically. Like, I mean the dialogue is terrible in the best possible like action movie way like oh yeah it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's the the the the the th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. I'm thi. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I's th. I's th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm going. I'm going th. I'm going to th. I'm going to th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm thi. I'm th. I'm th., it's, well, I've never watched this movie critically. Like, Justin, what did you do today? What are you doing for this podcast? Um, but like, even watching it critically now, like, I appreciate that like, it is super dumb, like, it's written, like, the dialogue so piss for, but like, it sticks to its own fiction so well. I think that's always been the thing for me with a lot of reasons.
Starting point is 00:47:25 Like it's dumb, but it's consistently dumb, which I feel like at least that kind of carries it through a bit. Like it stays in its world. It doesn't like break its own rules or anything. So like, I don't know. It's got it's got that with like a neon maniax or something. Like it's like, it's that. It's that. It's that. It's that. It's that. It's that. It's that. It's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's a that's a that's a that's, it's a that's, it's a that's a that's that's that's that's like, it's like, it's like, like, like, like it's got this dumb, like, illogical logic thing going on, but it's like, I'm just going to exist in that universe though, and this is where I live and that's all going to happen there. Like, yeah. It rides the prepubescent wave of like, like, like, consistently. I mean, I hope they were doing something like, oh, cool! While they were making the movie. Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th. And, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the movie. That's what I want to have happened. Yeah. Or like, if somebody was just like, I just gotta make a movie that my kids are gonna like. My kid doesn't respect me and I just wanna make a movie
Starting point is 00:48:12 that he's gonna love. All right, on that note, let's move into the ratings phase. It's so good. It's so good. I'm Carl Weathers. Dylan. Justin, would you like to go first? I'm actually more curiousest to wait. You guys. Yeah, let me just get mine out of the way and you guys can do your thing.
Starting point is 00:48:37 Just get ready for Katie's ten. Just pull the ten horn, everybody. When I think about rating these movies, I think about mostly like weather. I the the the the the weather, I the the the the weather, I the the the the, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, th, th, th, the, thathea, thathea, tha, tha, thathea, thathea, thathea, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, thea, thea, thea, thea, thea, thea, thea, thea, thea, thea, thea, thea, thea, thea, thea, thea, thea, thea, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, that, that, that, ta, ta, too, too, together, together, together, together, together, together, together, together, together, together, together, these movies, I think about mostly like whether, I think, I like picture all of these movies on this big table, like, and would I, would I reach for them? And the answer is no, I would never reach for Predator. I will never watch Predator again if I have my say in it. But I totally see why other people like it.
Starting point is 00:48:58 I see why you guys like it. There are funny moments, and I don't know if we really got too much into the creature design, but it's spectacular. It looks so good, it's so scary. When he takes the mask off, it's excellent. But like this is, this is for you, it's not for me. So I'm going to give it a three. Also even the riff tracks wasn't good. So, I think it was just Mike he, you know. Maybe it's just hard to make fun of perfection. You could look at it that way. That is a way that a person could look at it.
Starting point is 00:49:28 So I am going to do one of my copywritten 13-year-old me is going to get a rating. 13-year-old me just give this movie a fucking 10. This movie knocks... This movie hits every 13-year-old me mark that it needs to hit. I just spewed a bunch of cat hair into the air when I did that and I'm sorry. Katie's made of 80% cat hair. It's true. It's disgusting. 42 year old me, still really liked it.
Starting point is 00:50:01 I'm gonna give it an 8. But uh... It's a, I mean, yeah. And I'm giving it an eight from like 80% nostalgia. Like, now if I went and saw like, if they're like, oh, there's a new action movie, you should go check out the Fast Furious Fasting Fures. And I'm like, all right, and if there's an, you know, the jokes that are the beginning of this movie, like Jesse Ventura's dialogue, and we're like, well, I'm gonna walk out of this right now.
Starting point is 00:50:25 Like, there's enough like, shit that's fucked up about it, that I'm like, oh, this is a bummer. But like, yeah, it's hitting all my marks because I'm nostalgic for it. So nine average? Nine average. Yeah. the nostalgia of watching this movie. Like, I mean, if I were to watch it critically, probably not a 10. Like, if I would really, truly dig into the rating
Starting point is 00:50:48 of this, probably not a 10. But I can't, so this is a 10. This is a 200. This is how many shots were fired into the jungle. That's fair. Ostensibly nothing. You're ghost in us, thus Who does he say that to? Carl Weathers, because Carl Wethers keeps like tripping over shit because he's not special forces or mercenary or whatever they are.
Starting point is 00:51:11 They've got to push them too many pencils. Sorry, sorry. No, no, no, please. More and more like Indian the more you do it. Hi, y'all got to put too many pencils. I'm bringing it back, I'm bringing it back. Guys, I don't do voices. I'm terrible at them. No, it's cool.
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Starting point is 00:51:53 What? Who loves Predator? He got so excited that we're doing Predator. Oh, I bet he loves the alien versus Predator franchise as well as a lover of alien and a lover of. As a fellow artisan I'm sure he he appreciates her for their intrinsic beauty. Well we're talking about the parcel of terror from Cryptocurium which you pay $35 a month and you get these boxes in the mail that have awesome handmade items from Jason Bikittrick and they're awesome horror themed some sci-fi because you know our monsters all that fun jazz and yeah you pay 35 dollars a month
Starting point is 00:52:33 and you get them and you should do it and subscribe and get them forever because like this room is just not filling up with awesome Jason McKittric stuff like the that Frankenstein bag and I can't stop thinking about it it so beautiful it's beautiful and you said your husband really loved the the big foot plaque. Yeah, then we got into a fight about Bigfoot again, which like it has to stop. I'm like, I'm worried about how this is going to turn out. So if you want domestic arguments from the grifference. If you want to the experience of putting together IKEA furniture without having to go and carry anything. What you should be doing is ordering the parcel of terror from Cryptocurium. I think you just burst a blood vessel in my eye. You go to their website, which is?
Starting point is 00:53:15 Cryptocurium. Com, CRYPTO, R, U, R, and you give Jason all of your money and he will send you awesome stuff. You don't have to give them all of it, just 35 bucks on. Yeah, it's not that much. It's your butter budget or whatever the joke was I'd made like 27 episodes ago. Speaking of 27 episodes ago. What? I wouldn't like to recognize some fan, some reader mail mail. Oh, okay. That we received on January 26, but I just checked the email. today. Mailbag! Soren, I'm sorry. The listener named Soren sent us an email saying that he found some Stephen Kang novels in a box by the side of the road and thought we'd be interested in seeing them
Starting point is 00:53:49 so he took some photos of them. Oh, nice. Yeah, we've got Stephen Kang's Children of the Soy, which is pretty great. Stephen Kang's that? That? What's the number one New York Times bestseller. Oh, my personal favorite, Stephen Kang, Pet Symmetry? Pet Symmetry. I pointed out that Symmetry was spelled wrong, and Alan was like, so cemetery and I was like, so I hate myself, so. Oh, you do really good voices. That's much better than my... Oh, I'm Alan, this is what I sound like.
Starting point is 00:54:20 Wouldn't it be cool if you did though? Oh, the film, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, the, the, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, sorry, go on. Oh, he's got the film or the book, Gary, a novel about a guy with frightening power. And he also made us a caution wet ghosts thing which took us, so I don't remember what it was about but it's from the haunting. So many moist wet ghosts in that movie. So guys, I'm back today. Thank you Jim. Oh, thanks Jim. So if you want to send us email, do that and maybe we'll read it on the, read on the podcast. Yeah. Mail bag. And Alan's gonna do that at the beginning and end of each one. So like if you don't like him doing that, don't send us email. But it's a where wolf ambulance at Gmail. So Justin, you are the guy who does all of our art. I'm sorry. No. No.
Starting point is 00:55:05 What are you? Can you hear this? Oh wait, actually, yes, you are. Justin, he did our logo. He does these amazing, like he takes the dumb shit that we say and. Makes it real. That fucking, who's the guy that I said, Channning Tatum? I like text adjusted. I was like, oh man, I just called tearing taint of a fist with abs and like two seconds later he sent me a drawing of it.
Starting point is 00:55:26 And I was like, I love you so much. The picture of the milksh. I'm not smart when I'm fast. I'm not smart when I'm fast. My carola. For the record, that is the inside of a corolla. I was piss I didn't think they ever made a convertible Corolla, but it looks cool. And you've done stuff for my brother, my brother and me. Like real podcasts. Oh. So you did their adventure zone, what do you call avatar?
Starting point is 00:55:57 Yeah, the character drawings, right? Yeah, I did. Yeah, they're, yeah. I draw a lot of fun stuff. They're awesome. Where can people see more of your stuff? You can see everything that I do currently at burn to build.com. That's B-U-R-N-T-O-B-U-I-L-D dot com. Yeah, that's where I kind of post all the silly stuff I make. And people can hire you to do things correct like get money yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah they can sometimes they just put together a really good podcast and I draw them
Starting point is 00:56:29 can't tate them with ads yeah well that Justin has done a t-shirt design for us that will be coming out I swear to somebody what if we just use this forever we'll be sad because it's such a good design really is where he put in a lot of his favorite like jokes and dumb shit that we've said into art form. The tree that says it's happening makes me lose my mind every time I see it. It's so good. We just got to get them printed. We got to quit fucking around. Yeah. So we're gonna have t-shirts hopefully soon. Y'all make it super easy like it's really easy to draw the fun dumb stuff because you just spit it out out. It's like, that's not, oh that came out terrible, did you? God, you guys, everything you say is just so dumb. Next you're going to tell me my Arnie and First Nation's not good.
Starting point is 00:57:14 It was good. It was good. Oh, thanks. Thank you. It was smart and it's fine. We're good and He sounds like American Freedom. You have been a supporter of this since the get-go and I thank you for that. Thank you. No. Thank you for let me draw fun stuff for you guys. It's been a treat. And I'm glad you could be here for our 80th episode. What are we doing? What are we doing? Are you guys worried that you're going to run out of movies at some point in time? No, because they just keep making them.
Starting point is 00:57:47 Yeah, but they're not always good. Are you going to start watching like their really, really bad stuff? Dude, you did unfriended on this show. I watched unfriended because of you guys. Like, that was I- I watched it too. I watched it too so th. I th. I th. That th. That th. That was. That was. That was. That was. That was. That was. That was. That was. That was. That was. That was. That was. That was. That was. That was. That was. That was. That was. That was. That was. That was. That was. That was. That was. That was. That was. That was. That was. That was. I was. I was. I was. That was. I was. That was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. That was. I was. That was. That was. That was. That was. That was. I was. That was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I watched. I watched. I watched it. I watched it was. I watched it was. I watched it was. I watched it was. I watched it was. I was. I was. too so I could listen to the episode and not feel lost. Didn't help. As long as you didn't watch Pay the Ghost for us. Is that the Nick Cage one? Yeah. Yeah, no, I couldn't.
Starting point is 00:58:08 Even I got my limits. I think a lot of people did. That one did not get very many downloads. I think a lot of people are like, fuck you guys. I'm not. It's just that Netflix that Netflix that Netflix that Netflix that Netflix that Netflix that Netflix that Netflix that Netflix that Netflix that Netflix that Netflix that Netflix that Netflix that Netflix that's that Netflix that's that's that's that's that's the Netflix that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,this terrible stuff. Yeah. Right now it will not leave me alone about this movie about a deaf woman. Are you guys getting this? Oh, it's supposedly really good. Hush. Alright, fine, we will do that then.
Starting point is 00:58:31 Yeah, I always think we should do that. Yeah, I was. I was. Here we go. Yeah, everyone's getting. Or maybe not, I don't know. Oh, speaking of, what are we doing next week? We're doing, oh, after we discussed the possibility of doing hostile, we decided no, we would not do that, but we would do one of its, probably what, a stupid younger cousin would you say? Oh, this is the guy that started at all. The guy that started at all.
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Starting point is 00:59:25 And until then you can find us on the Facebooks and the Instagrams and the Twitters. Are we anywhere else? Go to iTunes and leave us a review. Tell your friends about us because that's how we grow. And we want to grow, we want to keep climbing them charts. How else are we going to afford t-shirts guys? Thanks Justin for doing this. Yeah thanks Justin's guys thank you for happening this was like a genuine treat like I couldn't be happy
Starting point is 00:59:48 about being here. We just spent an hour talking to you about Predator. That is couldn't I had a better Thursday. And we hope you all had a good time and thanks so much for listening to another episode of Warewolfance. Bye. Bye.

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