Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 90- Amityville II: The Possession (1982)
Episode Date: July 11, 2016This week we're joined by our friend Samm to discuss her pick, the 1982 sequel-but-actually-a-prequel-but-actually-could-not-take-place-before-the-original-Amityville, "Amityville II: The Possession."... Special topics for your consideration include: shit rooms, the even numbered films in a series, having to get pistol-whipped...again, things we didn't necessarily understand about the movie "Rocky," remaking "The Exorcist," more ghost-or-cat questions but now with the addition of angry dad and lots and lots of incest talk. Guys, we are so sorry about that part. Have you seen this one? How do you feel about it and the entire "Amityville" series as a whole? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. You can also email us at werewolfambulanc@gmail.com. Don't forget to check out Samm's work at the Daughters of Darkness podcast, available here: http://diaboliquemagazine.com/category/daughters-of-darkness-podcast and her blog, as seen here: http://www.satanic-pandemonium.com. Also, we're sponsored this week by our pals at Cryptocurium, where you can get a parcel of amazing handmade stuff delivered to your door for just $35/month. Check them out at http://www.cryptocurium.com. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.Â
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Don't you ever just like want to make out with your sister?
Oh God, no I don't.
Don't you ever just feel like that's something you should do?
Um, no, you ever just feel like that's something you should do?
Um, no, you might be possessed by a demon. Yeah, I guess.
Or whatever.
Hi and welcome to another episode of Whirl of Ambulance.
I'm Katie and I'm here with my friend Alan.
Hi Katie, I'm sorry.
Hi, Alan.
Hi, Alan.
Katie, we are joined by a guest.
Hi, Sam.
Hi, Sam.
When did you get here? It just wandered in.
So Sam has brought us a movie.
What have you brought us and why?
I think is the best question.
It's a two-part question.
Well, so I have brought you Amityville to the possession from 1982, which is the far, far superior sequel to the original
Amityville, which I fucking hate.
Whoa!
Katie's exploded.
So, out of the gate, just...
Wow.
Well, I think we can all agree that the only sequel to surpass his predecessor is
Weekend of Burneys, but it's okay that you think otherwise.
I'm Halloween 3.
Oh, no, a no.
Oh, interesting.
This movie was written by Tommy Lee Wallace, who directed it.
Oh, okay.
I knew you knew that, but I just wanted to throw them, but I knew it too.
I didn't know it, so thank you everyone.
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Well so I brought you this because I feel like this is something that keeps coming up in various...
so I have my own podcast and I've been a guest on a couple of others in the last six months and I don't know why but
but this movie keeps coming up so it seems like it's maybe time to talk about it. I really, really love it. And I think it's one of those movies
that people ignore because of the obvious. Like it's an Amityville sequel. And I did this,
I have a blog called Satanic Pandemonium. And I did a really, really long 70s horror series,
like two years ago, and foolishly reviewed every single one of the Amityville movies. How many are they?
Every single one.
There, so I only, I didn't do the remakes.
No, no, those aren't real.
But there are eight, like that's a lot.
And there are eight of them.
And the rule of thumb is that only the even-numbered movies are good.
the thoy came out, there are eight of them, and the rule of thumb
is that only the even-numbered movies are good.
The odd numbers are of garbage.
Okay.
I don't know why.
Isn't that the Star Trek rule, too?
Really?
Isn't it?
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That's another rule of thumb is that the first six are good and then. First six are
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I mean, I just really am into Next Generation right now.
Yeah.
Well, then you should watch all the movies after 7 because those are the next generation movies.
Okay, thank you for that tip.
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Pro Sart. So Amityville, too, the possession. Yeah. In 1982.
The original was what, like 78?
79?
Okay.
I've only ever seen the original once or twice, so it doesn't, and I think I've seen the remake
once, so they're both kind of like mixed up in my head.
Margo Kidder and James Brolin.
I almost said Josh Bollin, and I was like, hmm, that's not right.
I almost said Josh Brulan and I was like, hmm, that's not right.
It doesn't seem right now.
He'd be a baby.
And this film is directed by Damiano Damiani.
It was an amazing Italian director,
and it's sort of insane that he found his way here.
I mean, he did Bullet for the General,
he did all these Pulitzi Tesci movies,
like Confessions of a Police Captain.
And weirdly, I don't know the story behind this, but somehow this is like a US Italian co-production.
And when he wrote the script, Tommy Lee Wallace got like some assistance from Dardano
Saketti who wrote like every worthwhile Jalo film.
So I would love to hear the story, but I don't know it.
Yeah, I couldn't find anything out online about it.
Me either.
Yeah.
There might be something on the Blu-ray special features, but I don't know.
I'll have to look into that.
Either way, it's nuts.
And it also shot in Mexico, like, oh, no. Hawaii. I'm in New Jersey.
Weird.
Weird.
It makes no sense at all, much like this movie.
Yeah.
Do we want to try and synopsize this film?
Sure.
Sam, do you want to give us a quick synopsis of this?
Yeah, sure. So, basically, it sort of acts as a weird prequel to the original Amityville,
where in the original movie, these people move into this house, they, you know, find out
that a family was killed there, they get possessed, chaos ensues their flies everywhere.
This movie...
Yeah. It's supposed to take place before that movie.
This is supposed to be the original family that's killed.
But there are all these weird, I don't know, just anachronistic things.
Like somebody has a walkman, there's, I think there's a Rocky poster somewhere.
Oh, I love that.
Yeah, it's like clearly set in the 80s. There's no way it takesthere's a Rocky poster somewhere. Oh, I love that.
Yeah, it's like clearly set in the 80s. There's no way it takes place before the other movie.
But so this family moves in and it's these two parents,
they're two teenage kids, Sunny and Patricia, and then two young children.
And it's obvious right away that they have a lot of domestic
problems and there's abuse going on. And basically the short version is, Sunny gets sort of
possessed by this force when he's left alone in the house, and after that happens, he seduces his sister,
and I don't know why I'm laughing at this part but Because it's weird because she's into it
She's super into it
There was not much seduction that went into that she's like like do you want it
She's like yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah at first I was like this is a
blended family their step siblings and they're like just explore no they're fucking
related siblings and it's especially weird because it's Diane Franklin from better off bed the the the the they they the they they they they they they they they they they their they they they they they they they they they they their they their they they they they their they their like they they they they they they they're like they're like wow they're like they they they're fucking related. No, siblings. And it's especially weird because it's Diane Franklin from better off bed.
So it's, well.
And Polly, from Rocky, who has one setting, which seems to be drunk and disorderly.
Drunk and like raping his wife and beating his children is getting.
But so Sonny gets possessed by this force, rapes his sister, starts to kind of transform, and
then, you haven't seen the movie, you should maybe pause and go watch it because I'm about
to ruin the end, but then he goes into the closet, into his dad's shotgun collection,
you know, as you do, and pulls his entire family, and the local priest decides that he's not nuts, he's possessed, and that he's going to perform an illegal exorcism that the church doesn't want him to perform.
He breaks Sunny out of a psychiatric institution. And then there's a lot of fire.
It's so dumb.
How are we going to cram the exorcist into this movie?
How are we going to cram everything into this movie? It's like child abuse, domestic abuse,
the house, like weirdly gushing blood at random times?
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driving around driving around oh and I think the thing I didn't mention, so the
sister makes it clear to the priest that something is going on and it seems
like he kind of ignores her kind of doesn't want to believe her and he's
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Yeah, it's a lot.
This movie is very Catholic guilt heavy.
Yeah.
Doesn't make sense.
A lot of things don't make sense though.
Like, there is a room in the house covered in literal shit and nobody cares.
Like, I understand they're having domestic problems and that's like, you know, things things kind of get ignored because you know, you're so dysfunctional, but like, there's a shit room, nobody
cares. That is the scene.
That is the scene.
Yeah, who's like, oh, let me get on in there. I moved your belongings.
Let me just check out the shit room. And then he seems to not be able. She goes, what's on your shirt? And he goes, shit. It's like, it's so ridiculous.
The shit, I'm sorry, lady.
No, the first time I saw it, I thought he wasn't actually
answering her.
I thought he was cursing, like, oh, there's stuff on my shirt.
But then the second time I watched it,
I realized, no, it's actual shit. And I love that there's just someone off-screen tossing shit onto this guy's back.
I was like, oh, that's probably really shit too.
They're like, whatever, just throw shit on him.
Come on, who cares?
Yeah, and I don't know why all these Amityville movies are obsessed with insects.
Like, there are flies everywhere in the first one, every time a priest shows up, there's like a swarm of flies in the house.
This one tones it down a little, but it's like, I don't why.
I don't understand.
They didn't have the fly budget of the first movie.
I mean, the first movie just had a killer fly budget.
We're like the hornet budget of, I think the seventh one.
Oh, man. The third one I saw
where there's the lumpy guy in the well. Third one's terrible. I think the third
one is probably a contender for worst one in the entire run which is sort of
impressive when you consider how bad they are but it's it like the third one doesn't have anything to do
with the rest of the series.
It's this couple, like, I think they're trying to figure out
if the house is actually haunted
and they hire paranormal investigators,
and then everyone dies.
So it's like a lame, sad slasher with like the world's worst 3D elements.
Oh yeah, worse than Friday the 13th 3D with the...
So much worse.
Have you seen that?
Mm-hmm.
There's like...
Where in the series is then?
It's the third one.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
I don't think I've seen it in the dimensions because it's just like there's just like a 10-minute yo-yo scene. Yes. Yeah, that seems familiar. But there's so many people in this
movie that I recognize from other things like Diane Franklin. Yeah. Who's also
in Terror Vision and West American Virgin. Yeah and she's in Bill and Ted's
excellent adventure. Oh that's right. She's one of the French girls or British girls or whatever that they bring back the girl friends. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that that that seems, that seems, that seems, that seems, that seems, that seems that seems that seems that seems that seems that seems that seems that seems that seems that seems that seems that seems that seems that seems that seems that seems that seems that seems that seems that seems that seems that seems, that seems that seems, that seems that seems that seems that seems that seems that seems that seems that seems that seems that seems that seems that seems that seems. She's one of the French girls or British girls or whatever that they bring back, the girlfriends.
Yeah, yeah, she's the girlfriend.
But Jack Magner, the Sunny, I was like, oh, I know that guy, I know that guy from a ton of stuff.
And nope, he's only been in two movies.
Yeah.
I was going to say, he's not a great actor.
In that scene where he's he's he's he's he's's just on him, and he's backing up the stairs, and he's very frightened,
it is very bad.
He's just not a good enough actor
for that kind of reaction shot.
No, but I think he does surprisingly well for, I don't know.
It seemed like they spent most of their budget on, like, his makeup. Because, yeah. They do some pretty awesome stuff with it, and he theirs. theirs. their their their's, and he, and he, and he, he, he, he. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. th. thi. thi. thi. th. thi. th. It is is is very is very is very is very is very is very is very is very is very. th. It is very. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thin. th. th. th. th. thin. th. th. th. theeeea. theea. theea. the. th. th. th. th. makeup, because they do some pretty awesome stuff with it towards
the second half, but I don't know, he just kind of disappeared.
Maybe he was actually traumatized.
He didn't want to get lumpy in a movie again.
I don't, yeah, maybe he didn't want to be typecast into somebody who has sex with
their siblings, and then murders everyone. It's like everybody is someone you recognize in a way that makes no sense.
Like that's definitely not the case with the other Amityville sequels.
Like it's not all well-known people, but here it's like the guy from Rocky.
Yeah.
Diane Franklin, the lady from when a stranger calls.
Is she the woman from the deer hunter as well, the mom?
Yeah.
Yeah.
And, uh, James Olson as the priest is, it's like he's not quite at Donald Pleasant's level
of overacting, but he cries.
He wants it.
And scary German guy from Monster Squad.
Yes.
He's the Monsignor who like questions him in the living scene.
Oh, I recognized him, but I couldn't place him and didn't bother to look it up.
Oh.
So the first time I saw this, and this was like years ago, I thought I recognized people, but the first person I was sure I recognized was,
so when they break into the psychiatric facility, the guy who is either, I guess, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, the, the, the, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th, the the th, thi, the the thus, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they break into the psychiatric facility, the guy who is either,
I guess he's like the head psychiatrist or the head administrator is Moses Gunn, who's the guy
from Neverending Story, whose voice I will recognize anywhere, and so I had to look it up because
I was like, I know this voice. Who is he a Neverending Story?
Neverending story.
He plays the guy when they get to the palace
and they're trying to find the empress.
He's the guy who gives him the symbol,
who gives a tray you the necklace.
Oh, holy shit.
Like, the old guy wearing the road.
That's really nice. Yeah, I mean he's also in shaft and like homicide life on the street and all these other things
that obviously that doesn't matter to me.
It's all about never getting scary.
He has one of my favorite lines in this movie, which is when he's in the hospital with
the priest and the priest is like trying to convince him that he needs to like turn the
other way so that he can take him to a church and do this movie. Yeah. He's like, he won't need anything. The priest is like, he's dying.
And Turner's like, are you crazy?
He's under the best possible care.
It's like, you just said he wouldn't eat anything and he's literally comatose.
Like, what he is full.
Yeah, but he just hands him a pistol and tel him.
Yeah, he just hands him where to pistol whip him. As if he just like this isn't
every other day a current, oh do I get pissed to wish again? This has happened
before another fucking possessed kid, all right. Well, we'll deal with it. It does
take him more convincing than it takes Sonny's sister to have incest with him.
Sonny's sister, I wondered if she had like a learning disability or something. It just didn't seem right.
Like I know, I mean, why was she so receptive to it?
Is it because her parents are abusive?
Like, I don't know.
I don't know.
Is it because she has a doll with huge tits?
Did you see that doll with a huge tits?
There's definitely a doll with huge tits in this room?
Where? It's the tholkahahahahahahahahah are so many, and I think that's one of the things I love about this,
is there are lots of weird little elements that don't make a lot of sense and are creepy.
Like, the prosecutor in court with the ridiculous facial hair, who just sort of pulls out of his back pocket.
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he's possessed I feel like I've seen that law and order episode where Jack
McCoy was like this is not the law you know yeah it's like an extra loopy
law in order episode like a late season one well I was doing a little bit
to read it I guess the incest thing was added in by
the director at some point because he wanted to freak people out.
Oh, Damiano, Damiani.
I could, actually I don't even know, like why would that, you need to spice up your sequel?
Like, I don't even have a reason for that one. I mean, do you think they put together the movie and he was like, this isn't scary enough?
And he was like, what scary?
Getting fucked by your brother.
That's scary.
Do you know what I mean?
Like, I mean, it's not wrong.
No, no, he's not.
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I was so uncomfortable I wanted to die warning that there was incest. I don't remember you saying that. Oh yeah, I did. I don't remember you saying.
I think I said, is there a katana?
And you said, no, there's something.
Maybe it was incest.
I don't remember.
Well, you'll be happy to know that apparently there was a scene where they showed the father
raping the mother but they cut that out. Well thank you Damiano. And they
apparently filmed the sex scene between the two kids but they cut that out too.
Really? There's part of it in there. I think I think it was cut from the
the theatrical version, but part was restored.
I could be wrong about this.
Maybe my mind just like made this part off.
Oh my God.
There's also a scene where it becomes pretty clear towards the end of the movie that for years
the father has been raping the mother.
Yeah.
They have this like conversation behind a closed door where she says something absurd,
like she's tired of being woken up every night.
And it's just like, oh, no.
No wonder your children are having sex.
Oh God.
And she guesses it too.
Right away, she like knows something is up.
Yeah.
How does she, I mean, how do you jump to that conclusion?
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Yeah, during his birthday.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, because he touches her butt, I think.
Well, the daughter comes downstairs upset because Sonny is ignoring her and when she's upset,
her mom immediately jumps to the conclusion you must be upset because you're having sex with your brother and now he's ignoring you? It's a deep leap. Yeah. Yeah, I wanted to pack my bags and leave this movie as soon as all that stuff.
I kind of like, I, thinking back on this movie, I was like, oh there's incest, but it's just like mentioned.
No, no. There's also like a teenage girl boob, which I was like, that doesn't need to be in here. Oh, that's right. Yeah. It's just, yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, she's a legit teenager.
The actress has to be like 15.
I think she's 16.
Oh God.
She's old enough, that's fine.
Oh God.
She's old enough to have sex with her brother. Wait, did my drunk uncle just show up? What just happened? I tell you. I'm pawing.
It's referred to by the priest as just a sexual matter.
Oh, and the panties. The panties, I think that's my favorite part of the whole movie.
I don't recall. When he is wooing her.
Part of the wooing her. Oh, and I've got these. Oh, I took them out of the laundry.
Come on, fucking guy.
He pulls her underwear out of his pocket when they're both on her bed.
And she's like, those are my panties?
And he's like, yes.
Like, I have an older brother.
But that's like the scene that Windsor over.
Yeah, I would straight up fucking stab him. Do you know what I mean like...
Right in that goddamn pulsating goiter.
Oh, God.
Oh, that's so gross.
They were definitely like inappropriately close before he's even possessed.
That's why I thought they were step-siblings is like that scene at the beginning where she's like,
oh, do you like somebody else that's not me?
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That's why I, I, I, sure, I feel like the 70s, and this movie feels very 70s to me.
The 70s were, were rife with incest.
Like, it was just all over the place in the 70s.
We talked about that in with a shiversivs, too, in like weird 80s cult movies.
But I don't know.
I think what made me like this, or at least feel really fascinated by it in a way that I don't
with any of the other super inane Amityville movies is, it seemed more like a child abuse allegory than just
like a dumb, let's have people possessed and run around the house like idiots movie?
Yeah, I mean the Indian burial ground history of the house is like not, it's kind of secondary.
Right. Yeah. They barely even bother. And they really shoehorned it in too because
there's that woman who's standing in the driveway and she's like talking to the priest,
like, I know scary stories about that house.
Like, what would you mean like what happened last week
when that kid killed his whole family?
Like, that was literally last week.
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they should have just ended it probably 10 minutes after. He kills his whole family, five
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it's terrifying.
And then it's like, oh, you're at the halfway point of this movie.
Yeah, and like the opening the body bags and showing like the sister himself like that was those a bummer. It was a very big bummer. Yeah. Also they let that priest in there like he is an
FBI agent? Yeah they're like oh this is their priest let him in and they're
like father please don't touch the crime scene and he's just throwing
shit around with his boyfriend driving that St.'s station wagon? I really like that.
Maybe I like the idea of them being boyfriends.
And that's what I assumed. For sure, they're definitely boyfriends.
They're like camping, wearing sweaters.
They're a handsome couple.
Yeah. They're on a date. They're on a camping date.
Yeah. They're both very talks. With God. Yeah. You know what C and I like speaking of God God, and religion and stuff, is where he gets
in the car and is talking to the Monseigneur, and then he gets out of the car and the Monsignor
moves back over to the window seat and then his other guy just comes out of nowhere and just
like, well that seemed like a lie or whatever, like, where did you come from?
What are you doing? That was the Montignor's Jerome, like Morris DeHan Jerome? Like that guy
just follows the Montignier around with a mirror, make sure everything looks good.
Yeah, I think all those extra people kind of, I don't want to say they ruin it, but the
first 40 minutes, there aren't all those random extra people wandering around.
It's like the first extra person you see who's not, I mean like in the very beginning they're like the moving guys or plumbers or basically the guy
who gets covered in shit. But for at least 30, 40 minutes it's just the family
and the priest and then the priest's boyfriend shows up and everything goes to hell.
That's true. Literally. Literally.
I love what the priest says his sprinkler and I love
that it's called a sprinkler. The Holy Water sprinkler and he's like throwing blood all
over the ventur. Yeah, that was really good. I wish they had done more with that. Yeah, stuff
I could have done with more touches like that just like, because he's so quickly convinced that the kid is possessed. Everyone is, even the defense attorney believes it, you know what I mean?
Like, I wish there had been more evidence to show that.
Yeah, or maybe just more, I don't know.
There's that horrible scene where, and I don't know why this creeped me out so much,
but when the priest comes to bless the house, he goes into Sunny's bedroom and Sunny is like hiding
behind a dresser and the priest is basically like do you not want me in your
room little boy and it's like no get the fuck one of my bedroom. He says it like
you want me to leave and he's like yes I want you to leave and he's like you want me
to leave like you want me to leave like yeah you weren't invited. But the mom is acting like it's fclu- the fucking the fucking you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you to to to to the to to to to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the priest the priest the priest the priest the priest the priest the priest the priest the the priest the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the priest is the priest is the priest is the priest is the the priest is the the the the the the mom is acting like it's fucking George Clooney in the house. She's so stoked on that.
She's like, oh, the priest is here.
Oh.
I mean, I get it.
She's a religious woman, but God.
Yeah, I like that in the beginning, the movie is kind of treats her religious belief kind
of weirdly.
Like, the dad has that full-on meltdown, he comes over. So it seems like she's the only one who's really religious.
Yeah. How do they say married so long? I mean it's just that abuse cycle I guess?
Yeah, I guess you're right. A horrible, horrible abuse cycle. Yeah.
How many times do you think the director had to stop Polly and just be like, can you just, just
just New York it up a little bit more New York? Just a little bit more New York.
When nobody else in his family sounds that way.
No, I almost feel like I hope it was the opposite
where he was just like way, way to New York.
And it was like, okay.
Like, you're not in a mob movie.
No.
Tard all the nice family drama.
I told him his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his this name his. Start all the nice family drama. I told him his name was Montelli and he was like,
hey, it's Spots and Mito Bonds.
He's just pulling pasta out.
And he's like this now, hmm, pasta time?
No, Bert, no.
I do want to mention my favorite role of his is Lou in Back to School
as the bodyguard best friend of Rodney Dangerfield. He's like real um that's a very easy going
role I feel compared to this. Yeah he just has to look intimidating. Yeah.
Usually he plays somebody who's like not even as violent as he is here but in my
mind he's like always the sweaty disgruntled guy. Yeah I mean there's that scene in Rocky,
the first Rocky movie where he's like screaming at Adrian that she's busted and nobody's
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I remember seeing that and being like, what?
I am six.
And then seeing it again like recently and being like, oh shit.
Oh shit.
He's talking about our hymen.
He's always in this weird sister movies.
Well, at 42 I'll be having that realization, as you just explained it to me.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Have you ever seen Rocky?
Yeah, but I didn't put the Hyman into it.
No, no.
No, it's gonna want you now.
Right.
Well, that's the connection.
that I really like in this movie is all the handheld shots shots, where it's like following. No. No? No? I'm an idiot. No, you're okay.
A thing that I really like in this movie is all the handheld shots where it's like following
a person or going through rooms.
I love it.
I think it's so cool.
Yeah, I like how, and this sort of reminds me of the entity where the scene
where the whole family goes to church. the lead Sunny at home alone, and there's, and there's, and there's, and there's, and there's, and there's, and there's, and there's, and there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, their's, their's, their, th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. th. th. I I I I I I I I's, th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi's thi's thi's thi thi thi that that, thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi th to church, basically, so the asshole dad can apologize for having a tum for a tum, they leave Sunny at home alone, and there's sort of this weird,
supernatural kind of like rape scene, where it's just like a handheld camera going into
his shirt off or his shirt gets ripped.
It gets ripped, yeah.
Going into his stomach and back out and back out and into his stomach and back out, it's so creepy. Oh yeah, and his stomach is getting
like lesser and lesser like. Yeah. Why? Why? Why? Why? It starts to look like deformed or
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It's some sort of like incest, satanic STD.
That's true.
That's like the actual working. Yeah, I don't know.
I feel like there's so much to talk about.
Like, I want everyone to watch this movie,
but I feel like we probably just scared everyone away.
I think for me, the scariest thing in this movie is when he is in the shit crawlspace,
and there's this the hand sticking out of the wall for no reason.
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Yeah.
I honestly wish there had been more stuff like that,
like the hand sticking out of the wall,
or like you said, the sprinkler.
Like, I guess I just don't care so much
about the priest's crisis that he's having with him.
Do you know what I mean? And I think when they finally get to the like demonic confrontation at the end,
there is some really cool stuff. Like I love to see a house randomly catch a blaze
for no reason. Yeah, big fan of that. A lot of fact. There is that sort of weird
downtime. Yeah. One other sort of paranormal thing that happens is that the book is
shredded, the like liturgical book in his car. And I was like, oh, this is another ghost or cat moment,
because my cats have definitely done that to paperbacks.
Like, and then I started thinking about watching like every movie
where paranormal things happened and being like,
ghost or cat. I bet you probably write a lot of them off as cats.
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It's true.
It's like ghost or angry dad throwing a temper tantrum.
Bad, the angry dad shit was like just triggering all the shit.
He was like, oh God.
Oh God.
When he pulled off that belt, you fucking psycho? He pulls it off his pajamas.
He was sleeping.
You gotta hold your PJs up, right?
I just feel like a person who sleeps in a belt is a very cruel person.
It's like sleeping with a gun.
Yeah.
Which he nearly does.
I feel like he's two steps away.
Like, if he had a closet conveniently positioned near his bed, he would sleep with his
guns because that's a whole freaking box of them.
Oh, those are my husband's guns, put them over there, like, you packed guns in this big
box?
I love his chubby run when he goes to get the gun.
When the kids are knocked, or the ghost, I guess is knocking on his front door. I see you. Hey, oh, whoa, I see you.
Oh, he's such a dick.
He really is.
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And that like very tense birthday scene where everyone like gives him a gift and
like it's the silent moment between him and his, oh, I hate it.
It's especially awful because most of the scenes with the two younger kids, and I think they're probably like, I don't
know anything about children, so I'm not...
But I think they're like probably eight or nine.
He's pretty nice to them.
Like even when he yells at them, it's like he's kind of joking and being affectionate,
but he's just a fucking assuant to Sunny.
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Like, those kids did not write that.
No.
I love all those scenes.
Have you guys ever seen the Mystery Science Theater pod people?
Yes.
Oh. Or the film, the film pod people? Not in years, but...
Well, there's the scene where Trumpy is making everything go nuts in the house.
And I feel like this movie has a few of those scenes with like the paintbrush scenes and the
bed spinning for no reason.
Yeah, like the animation of the drawing on the wall is really cool.
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Amazing.
I'm just going to start writing checks to my therapist after I get it though.
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Satan in a shit room. Mean dad, Satan, your house just like randomly dumping
your possessions on the ground. Yeah. You get bubble goiders. Lots of those.
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Like transformed?
Yeah, that was dope.
It's like a weird, almost kind of birth scene.
Oh yeah.
But they don't really take it anywhere.
I don't really think we talked that much about the ending. But basically the priest gets him back to the house house, the house, the house, the house, the house, the house, the the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, thus, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thus, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, thatthe priest gets him back to the house and performs this illegal
exorcism and he transforms things set on fire, it makes no sense. And then it's like he's
cured but now he has to go to jail. Yeah, I mean it's like, yeah, he still killed your family.
You know? Both killed your family and now my boyfriend is going to escort you to a police car, and you will have to go to jail. So win win.
And also now I'm a Satan.
Yes.
Because he turns into a Satan, right?
He gets bubble mitt and his hand starts bubble it up.
Do you think his boyfriend can do the exorcism?
And then do you think his boyfriend gets a Satan?
I think somebody should have made a follow-up movie where the boyfriend goes back in the house to perform yet another illegal
exorcism but then his boyfriend becomes Satan too and then they live happily
ever after just you know demonically possessing people in the neighborhood.
Just like doing all the things that homophobes fear the gays will do but
with Satan instead of sexual deviancy. That would be the best I should make this
this movie probably cut this so that no one takes your idea.
Copyright, copyright.
Yes, copyright.
Cool.
All right.
Do we think we want to move on to rating this film?
Have we given enough of an incest, I mean wrap-up?
Oh God.
Yeah, I think so.
All right. Do you want to start, Katie? Sure.
The movie is ridiculous. And it made me very uncomfortable. But I did like a lot of the, like
I said, a lot of the shots, like the handheld shots, and there's just some weird, like
sometimes the camera's just upside down. Sometimes it just is. And I kind of like that. I wish there had been more scary stuff
in the house, even though I realized that's just the Amity of a horror thing, but that's sort of
what I was expecting. I'd probably watch it again, but I'd probably fast forward through
the incest scene because I just don't think I ever need to say that again. So I'm going to give it a six and a half. Sam would you like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to to the to the the the the the the the to to go like to go like the the the the the to go like to go like to go like to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. the thi. the the thi. the the the the the the the the thi. the the the thi. the the th. thi. Uh, 11. I love this movie so much. I can't believe this movie goes off
the scale for you. That is a little unbelievable. I have to think I said this, because this is sort
of a weird thing to explain, but I really love weird horror movies with incest in them because it's
so horrible and uncomfortable and like you know people can sort of reuse all
these troops over the years like serial killers and slasher movies and demonic
possession but when you throw incest in there it's like guaranteed to make
everyone uncomfortable and I love movies that make people uncomfortable yeah So it succeeds in that, in that attempt.
Oh for sure.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I am going to give this movie a six.
As someone who owns this movie, I feel like I have to go above five, but it's like it is I want to recommend it to
people for sure people should watch it but also know that you're getting into
just a ridiculous ridiculous movie like it's like it's someone had heard about
the exorcist and then was like someone explained amityville horror I can make a
movie I got you we're gonna do half amityville horror half exorcist you're gonna
love it and at least a third of driving around.
Yeah.
So much driving.
Well, you know, what's nice is it in the 70s, a family of six cruises comfortably in a sedan?
All right, Sam, why don't you plug your podcast and blog in that stuff?
Okay, so I co-host a podcast called Daughters of Darkness, which you can find at Diabolique
Magazine, and I also have a bunch of essays up on the site, and more writing over at satanic-pandem-mion.
thoubnih.com, and right now I'm doing a series on British horror films that probably will last
until I die, because that probably will last until I die because
that's not right now. How does it feel to know you're going to devote the rest
of your life to this? Depressing.
I think I've told you this in messages but I love your podcast like the three-parter on
lesbian vampires I just had a pad out and I was like I need to see that and then that movie and I guess I'll watch Vampir's Loves L loves th th th loves th loves th loves th loves th loves loves loves loves loves loves loves loves loves loves loves loves loves loves loves loves loves loves loves loves loves loves loves loves loves loves loves loves loves loves loves love th-s-s th-s th-s th-s th-s th-s th-s thi. I thi. I thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thoes thi. I'm thi. I' thi. I' thi. I' thi. I' thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. I' th. th. I' th. I' th. I' th. I' th. I' th. I' th. I'-I. I'-I. I'-I. I'-I. I'-I. I'-I. I'-I. I'm thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. I's thi. I just had a pad out and I was like I need to see that and then that movie and I guess I'll watch Vampire's Lubsos again and it's just so
much ridiculous shit. Thank you. Yeah we've been having I would say a really
good time with it but we also are both really type A so we do like a
psychotic amount of research and both have like probably like 30 or 40 pages notes every time we were bored. Yeah.
So it's... We did research. We're also I feel like you guys have the comedy
aspect nailed in a way that like sometimes we're funny but it's surely on
accident. We're really just doing this to make up for our lack of knowledge or
at least my lack of knowledge. That's what I'm doing anyway. Yeah, but it's funny.
I mean, I told Alan via message that I still don't think I've heard anything as funny
on any podcast anywhere, funnier than the fist with abs.
It was a shining moment.
I feel like I peaked and it just been downhill since then. I did see Magic
Mike too, recently and I was like, it's true he has a fist with abs. Dancing to Pony. He's so hard
to look. I work in an office with like a hundred women, literally, and every third desk has a picture
of that dude and just like, what is it going on in America? Yeah. Like is he the bonjoufie? I get because this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this is this is this is this is a this is a this is a this is a this is a this is a this is a this is a this is a this is a this is a this is a this is a this is a this is a th. th. th. I this is a th. I th. I th. I th. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I is a their. I is a their. I is a their. I is a their. I is a their. I is a their. I is a their. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. It. It's. It's. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I their. I their. I their. he their boyfriend? Bon Jovi I get because this is Western Pennsylvania.
The last...
Yeah.
They're both terrifying.
Yeah, the ladies love him.
I guess.
Apparently.
I would rather be stuck in the shit room than have to be.
I'm not having to date either him or Bon Jovie.
I feel like I could hang with Bon Jovi, but again, Western Pennsylvania.
Yeah, I can't recommend Sam's stuff highly enough.
Like, it's awesome.
And they just reissued that Satanic Panic Book, too, or in the process of?
Yes.
So it was released last year through Spectacular Opticalical and randomly sold out within like
two months. Fab Press have sort of done this like limited edition hard cover repress, which right now is
in pre-order, but I think should probably be out by the end of the summer.
I don't know if they're doing a follow-up soft cover or just the hard cover, but they'll at least
give people who wanted to get it and couldn't a chance to.
I've got mine pre-ordered, I'm excited to give people who wanted to get it and couldn't a chance to. Yeah, I've got mine preord, I'm excited to read it.
Thank you so much, Sam, for being a part of this.
Thank you for having me and for suffering through scenes of incest.
You're welcome.
No, this was awesome.
I would never have watched this movie without prompting, so it was definitely enjoyable. No, I wouldn't have seen it if I hadn't done that 70s horror series.
Yeah.
Reviewing all the Emityville movies was so terrible like by the end and I just wanted to die.
But like at least I got Amityville two out of it.
Yeah. I mean it's great for no reason other than the mother's reaction when she gets shot. She just stumbles around.
And the way she falls is so good.
It's so funny.
It's just the worst pratfall you've ever seen.
Katie?
Yeah.
Have you ever heard about a subscription box that you can get
awesome horror-related things?
T-shirts?
Oh, horror things.
By the gentleman in New Jersey.
New Jersey.
New Jersey?
New Jersey?
New Jeru?
I have.
It's called Cryptocurium.
Wait, what?
Cryptocurium.
Oh, I got it.
Okay, good.
It's basically what you just described, a horror subscription box.
A parcel of terror.
Hey. horror subscription box. If it comes... A parcel of terror. Hey!
It comes to your house monthly.
It costs $35.
It's worth every penny.
It's just delivered to you and it's full of handmade amazing stuff.
Made by our friend Jason.
I am sitting in a room full of the stuff,
and it is amazing.
My Freddy pizza necklace.
Yeah.
I just hung up.
Well, I didn't really hang up. I've got them leaning on the wall above my mantle.
The cryptozoology collection. I don't want to hang them up yet because I don't know how many there's going to be or what shapes are going to be.
So I got to get them all. I got to get them all Jason. Wink! A wink! And then I can hang them up. their thii. I've their their their's their's their's their's their's their's their's their's their's their's their's their's their's their's their's their's their's their's their's their's their their their's their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I don't tape. I don't their. I don't their. I don a Loch Ness monster, and that's what he does. He does these different series of classic slashers or these cryptozoology things or the
universal monsters or just awesome stuff.
So if you want to get that, Cryptocurium.
Com, CRYPTOCURIUM, I don't know why you wouldn't.
It's $35 a month.
Do it. Just do it. Butter budget. Butter budget. That's our only sponsor for this week.
Yes.
Do we have a mail bag?
In fact, we do.
Holy shitball.
We actually got a number of mail bags this week, which is great because I imagine that they'll
taper off and then we can use them for future weeks.
So if you send us something this this this this this this this this this this this week this this week did read them and we're going to use them. So this is from David Teal and he says, he says a lot
of things, but I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna mush it down. He says I certainly
don't want Katie to curse me out again over an empty mail bag. So as an aging
Kermudgeon I'd love it if you covered more films released prior to 1970. Currently you're at 2 for 89. I have a couple of 60s recommendations
that are both good and weird.
And he recommends that we do a Japanese film
called Gokey Body Snatcher from Hell.
Oh God.
Have you seen it?
I know of it.
I've never seen it.
He thinks that you might find it interesting.
Because the director was said to have been influenced by Mario Bava. I do like Bava. You know I love an Italian. And then he also recommends a Japanese sci-fi horror film Matango about seven surrounded
castaways.
Whose ship sunk ground on the shore of this uncharted desert aisle?
No.
Whose tiny ship is tossed onto an uncharted island is still accurate overrun with an evil fungus?
The parallels to Gilligan's island are coincidental, but they run deep. I did not read this email fully because it's very long, thank you, David. And I'm pleased by that, and I will probably watch
that. So if we're going to do some earlier movies, yeah? Yeah. What should we do do
thinne?
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going to do Last Man on Earth. It's Vincent Bryce and a slew of Italians. Yeah.
They all look the same too, which I can't wait to talk about. So join us next week for that. So this th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the to th. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to. to. the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. thea. thea. thea. thea. tea. toea. toea. toea. toea. to to to to th't wait to talk about. So join us next week for that. All right, so this was awesome.
Yeah, thanks again to Sam, who has left us at this point,
as you probably guessed by her not talking for 10 minutes.
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