Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 94- Bride of Frankenstein (1935)
Episode Date: August 8, 2016In this week's episode, we discuss the classic Universal Pictures film "Bride of Frankenstein" from 1935. Special topics include: the absolute delight of hamster-sized people, sound stages, our best c...ultural references that are basically stuck in the 1990s, the impeccable film that is "Young Frankenstein," whatever happened to the poor old blind gentleman and the fact that--yes, we know it's Frankenstein's monster and we will be accepting no mail on the topic. Do you agree with us on this one? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com. Please also check out our totally excellent sponsors, Cryptocurium and their Parcel of Terror at www.cryptocurium.com, the incredible zines at Seventh Church Ministries (www.seventhchurchministries.wordpress.com) and the beautiful creepy art of Dylan Garrett Smith at www.dylangarrettsmith.com. Let them know you heard about them from us when you buy their cool stuff! Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.
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Okay. All right. Okay. So, Katie, welcome to another episode of World Famulance.
Thank you, welcome to you, Alan.
Thank you very much.
Bride of Frankenstein, Katie, our oldest film by a long shot,
but like 29 years, I think.
I never seen this movie before.
Whoa.
I know, I'm the worst.
It's one of my favorite films of all time.
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I kind of want to live in it, but we can talk about that.
Okay, I'm interested to hear about that.
So this is like four years after Universal Pictures, Frankenstein.
Did you notice at the beginning of this he's built as just Karloff? Mm-hmm. Why? That was what they were doing at the time? Really? Was it like a share thing?
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Because he wanted to do something else. So he actually did like a couple movies in between this
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Please.
I have not actually seen the Universal Frankenstein since I was very young.
Okay.
It's been a very long time.
Sure.
Why is he Henry Frankenstein?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, they just changed.
Yeah, because when I started watching this, I was like, there's that. There's no reason for it. Yeah, not at all. So this movie opens on Mary Shelley and Lord Byron and what's her?
Percy?
Percy?
I love their stage makeup.
I love this era of movies where they hadn't quite figured out film makeup yet and they're
just putting stage makeup on people.
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gonna bone? You've never seen the film Gothic right? Gothica with Halle Berry?
Then no. We talked about Gothic in the first episode of Wair Wolf Ambulance for the
Warlock episode because the main dude from that is also in Gothic.
Wait, isn't it um...
I'm not gonna remember his name.
Brian from Wings?
No, not Brian from Wings the other guy.
And the main thing I remember from Gothic is that there's like a woman lifts up
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Meanwhile Mary Shelley is just fucking sewing.
Yeah.
No.
She looks awesome though.
Yeah, she looks great.
Big crush on Elsa Lancaster in 1935.
It's a long time ago. That's nearly an 80 years ago.
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look of the films from this period and specifically like the horror movies
of this time is so. You mean like the thing I like about it and you can tell me if
this is what you mean is that it's all on a soundstage but it's all outdoors and it's like, we build these trees.
That what you mean?
Yeah.
And it's just like, it feel, like, for me,
it gives it this really beautiful otherworldly quality.
Sure.
You know, I think that's like, I think about like the movie
from the 60s in Japan called Quaid quality. And like, these movies have that.
Like, there's the, once we go past the, the Mary Shelley scene in the beginning where she's
like, oh, let me tell you a story.
It's followed, it picks up where the last one left off.
I like that, by the way. I like this, this conceit of a movie, you know. So, you. So, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the last, the last, the last, the last, the last, the last, the last, the last, the last, the last, the last. I. the last. the last, the last. the the last. the the the the the the the the, like, the, the, like, like, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the last., the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the the the burning windmill and all that stuff. Yeah, the angry villagers.
The angry mob budget in this movie is insane.
It is out of hand.
There are so many angry mobs.
I remember being a kid and being annoyed that like their clothing was like kind of a
mashup of the like the 30s and old timey.
Yeah.
Some dudes are just wearing fedoras.
It's like not 1820 at all. But this is
where we're introduced to Minnie. Love Minnie. Minnie is the best. She is just
shrill and screaming and wonderful. And she maintains that for the entire film.
She's hilarious. She's the thing that lets you know that this movie is going to be funny.
Yeah, as well as being very sad. She's really the only funny part of it, isn't she? Or is there other fun? Well, there's the tiny people that Pretorius. Oh, I love those. I didn't think those were funny at all. I thought they were spectacular. Yeah, but they're like the fun. They're fun. They're like. They're like the the the game the game the game the game the game the game the game the game the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only funny. T. the only only funny. T. The only funny. The only funny. The only the only the only the only only only the only only only only only only only the only only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only. the only. the only. the only. the only. the only. the only. the only. the only. the only funny. the only funny. the funny. the funny. the funny. the funny. the funny. the funny. the funny. the funny. the funny. the funny. the only funny. the only funny. the only. the only. the only. the. get to the Queen so he can whawha wha mwha. Yeah that's true. Who is
made by Dr. Praetorius? Don't you fucking forget it because they're gonna say
his name like fourteen hundred times. Oh that actor is so good and just so like
weird. What a weirdo. It's like also not just his face and not just his
mannerisms and not just the things he's saying but he's like sort of 1990s I the the the the the the the the th90s like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the the the the the the the the the the the th. the th. they's, they's, their, their, their, their, their their their their their th's th things he's saying, but his like sort of 1990s bulk cut, part, cut to
like the middle of your eye. Yeah, like he was in hum. Yeah, very strange. But he's always
sort of lit from below as well, so he's like you really get like the pointy nose. He's such
a good nose. Yeah. Yeah, the angry villagers and there's two villagers, like the burgermeister kind of the area. What is that? Is like, is like, like, like, like, like, like, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the, the, like, like, the, like, the, like, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, they. Yeah, they. Yeah, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like makes everybody leave the area. Is that like a mayor? It's just like a mayor sort of thing, yeah.
It's in all of these universal horror movies.
They always talk about the Burgermeister.
And it's like, is they're all supposed to be set in Germany?
I guess.
Burgermeister fans, tell us exactly what a burgermister is.
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We assume that you've all seen this movie,
if you're listening to this.
And you should.
Go see this.
go see this.
Go see it.
Go see it.
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Get into the fall.
Can't wait.
There's like pumpkin beers out already.
You can probably get your hands on.
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like I went to the grocery store and there was Halloween.
And I was like, you know. This doesn't come, Halloween doesn't come out until at least after back-to-school. Yeah, for sure. So I just want to
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Also, it is not water ice.
It's Italian ice.
No, it's Italian water ice.
Water, that's just the...
Yeah, water ice.
You get it with a pretzel.
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going to refer to Miss Frankenstein.
I love it.
It sounds great.
Because it's just like, you need too many more syllables.
Actually.
My mouth is tired from talking.
He comes out and he looks fantastic.
He's all burnt up and his hair. Because he talks in this movie, which we'll get to in a little while, he had to put his dental plate back in, Boris Karloff did.
So if you watch the first Frankenstein, his cheek is sunken in, and it gives it this weird corpse-like feeling.
And it gives it this weird corpse-like feeling, but if you look at him in the second movie, he had to put his dental Hans, just like flat out murders. Yeah. And then crawls out of the mill? After he killed his daughter, right?
His daughter had died?
Okay, yeah.
Then he crawls out of the mill and kills Hans' wife.
Yeah, he just took out the whole family.
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psyche of a 10 year old.
Okay. A murderous 10 year old.
I mean if 10 year olds had more strength than they do.
Uh, I still think I could take him.
No.
He's like not even close to dead.
Oh, okay.
So Henry Frankenstein is not dead.
No. He's like not even close to dead, seemingly.
No, they think he is and they're taking his body back to the castle and then his beautiful
wife Elizabeth comes up to him.
Yeah, Elizabeth.
And Minnie sees his handfall and screams.
Yeah, she's got a scream.
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He's drunk.
Apparently Colin Clive had like a really bad drinking problem and they thought about replacing
him.
They're like, mm-hmm.
He has not that many lines, honestly in this movie.
Yeah, and he looks like shit.
He's tired.
Very hack.
Yeah, Elizabeth looks great.
Good, good grooly.
I I. I like when she becomes a baroness and just starts fucking telling everybody what is up.
You become a barreness, fuck it.
You say whatever you want, I guess.
It's true.
It's true.
I love the butler that like, when Minnie comes to the door and he's like, New York accent. Yeah, yeah, it's super strange.
Here's a good slice of pizza.
So we're introduced to Dr. Pretorius, who was apparently Henry's mentor.
Mm-hmm.
And he says, at different points in the movie, that Gin is his only weakness and
Cicarser's only weakness.
So I started making a list of my weaknesses, which include gin, okay.
Pizza, white cheddar popcorn, and on and on and on and on and on.
Okay.
And then I was like, why am I making this list?
Can we talk about gin?
Yeah.
Quick diversion into gin?
I love gin.
I think it tastes like Christmas and I hate Christmas, but I love gin.
It's like the only liquor I can drink straight. Oh, okay. Yeah. You're much more sophisticated than I. I don't think it's sophistication so much as just like a lack of care for my well-being.
You know what I mean?
I don't, but go on.
Well, you know.
When you be drinking grain alcohol?
Yeah, that's true.
I guess I don't start to any story.
I ate some berries soaked in green alcohol.
Oh, how did you?
I don't, it was Lollapalooza like 2004.
You said Sunstroke for being outside?
Yeah, and I was like, why is Charaas like five years?
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Share a birthday with that guy.
A birthday, or just the date, the first dates?
Like a year?
Oh, no, no, no.
He's older than I.
He's got to be pretty old.
He looks, if not, he really looks terrible if he's only 42.
Mumbified by drugs.
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to get Henry to collaborate with him on creating another life. Yeah. And he
shows him how he's grown these little people in jars, which is seriously I was
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the king, yeah, the king, you know what I mean? They're always fucking escaping and you
have to rub a carrot up of some books and throw it in a bucket. You know what I mean?
True. Yeah.
Yeah, they're, I think that would work on the the the the the the the the the the the the think they would work on the king?
No.
It looks so cool.
It looks so cool.
How did they do that in 1935?
I feel like that's well beyond their capabilities.
Yeah, they're killing it, man.
Yeah, killing it.
I mean, that's, the, this movie just looks like, like cabinet of Dr. Calgary, like that sort of like weird.
It was made for like $400,000, which is a shitload of money in a K85, right?
Yeah.
I don't know what the conversion is on that.
I'm not going to look it up.
I'm not going to look it up.
Pretorius is tiny people.
They are hilarious.
I love them. I love them. I also loved when they were in the woods,
and I'm just making air quotes around the woods,
because they're just inside.
And they were all those baby sheep.
I lost my mind over those goddamn baby sheep.
Lambs, I guess you might call them.
Lost my mind.
Yeah, that's why my next note is we catch up with Frank when he's when the woods and frightening sheep. They're so cute. Oh, I lost it.
And meanwhile, I had the subtitles on on this and it just said, making guttural sounds
for most of the movie.
Not the sheep, but Frankenstein.
But Frank and say, man.
So the villagers come and they hunt him down and they overwhelm him and they crucify him on that piece of wood, which lot of people have commented like he's like
the inverse of Christ Christ is born crucified resurrected and he Frankenstein was
resurrected then crucified so it's like the the flipping that well there's a lot of
like Christ parable and like well well just like a lot of this movie is like
Talked about it as being blasphemous
Sure, and
There's also like a like people like find a underlying homosexuality like commentary in it between
These two men are getting together to create life and do an act that's against God and that kind of thing like I'm just saying people look into this movie a lot
There's a lot of a-
Sure, okay.
I just, I don't know if they know this,
but two men can't create life.
No, but they do.
Oh yeah, you're right, carry on then.
We did miss the line earlier where there is the, when they're having the gin, when they're they're having they're having they're having the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their they're they're they're having, they're they're they're they're their their their their their their their their their their their. their their their their, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when they're having, when they're having, when they're having, when they're having, when they're having, when their their their their their their they're having, when they're having, when they're having, when they're having they're having, when they're having, when they're having,their gin and there's a toast and it says to a new world of gods and monsters. Yeah I like that. Yeah and there was the biopic about
James Whale called Gods and Monsters. Is Tom Hanks in that? No I don't think so.
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Okay. Yeah, save that for a later date. So they lock him up in the dungeon. He busts out.
We see some gypsies. He scares them. Yeah.
Pretty much it. And then meets an old blind guy, who I always expect to be Gene Hackman every time I watch this from Young Frankenstein.
Okay, here's a question that I had. Shoot. I have seen Young Frankenstein a bunch of times.
Sure. And at some point I couldn't remember if I was relating this to Young Frankenstein or to the
actual Frankenstein? Was Young Frankenstein a parody of this movie? Was both? Yeah, I just got really like baffled by it.
Yeah, it encompasses both because like the Madeline Khan character in, like she comes
at the Bride of Frankenstein and all that stuff.
Oh yeah, that's true.
Madeline Con is so good in that movie, just fucking hilarious.
Missy was saying that she wished there was a Bride of Frankenstein parody that was just
Madel and Khan running around. Woodwatch. So he meets a blind guy, and it becomes like sort of a buddy comedy,
and I kind of wish that he was the bride of Frankenstein
so I could just watch that movie.
Smoke, good.
Smoke up, Frankie.
Just like, yeah, giving him cigars and drinking white wine, apparently.
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Some fire good.
Yeah.
And then he just kept, I honestly, I have to be honest right here.
I was having like a sad day when I watched his movie.
Oh yeah. And when he was like, I've been like, I, I, I, I, I, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I had to turn it off.
And then I went with my friend Christina to see the movie Weener Dog, the Todd Salon's movie
that's not the filmmakers right now.
Okay.
Really sad.
Oh no, buddy.
Oh God, I just went home and I was like planning to finish the bride of Frank's
and I was like, I can't watch it tomorrow. just keeps getting sadder. And they trash his house and then they burn it down and he's nowhere to live and he had so many friends.
It sucks and the hunter just take him away.
Yeah, where do they take him?
I bet they kill him.
Oh no, they take him to an old blind guy home.
There's no such thing.
Did you notice that one of the Howling episode. And a million movies. Yeah. No, I didn't
notice that. Yeah. Yeah. He wasn't even 30 yet. But just like it blew my mind that John
Caridene is in Bride of Frankenstein and the Howling, which is like 1985. It's literally
50 years later. Insane. Wow. So yeah, they had to, Gene Hackman's, gets taken off. That's right, it is Gene Hackman.
Oh God, I love that movie.
He's uncredited too, I think.
Really?
I think so.
It's just so funny.
Yeah, yeah.
I regularly sing, I ain't got nobody.
Just for funzies. Yeah, the movie, actually I had suggested that we do either Young Frankensteinstein's, to, to, to, to, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, the, the, the, the movie, actually I had suggested that we do either Young Frankenstein or Broad
Frankenstein.
I don't think Young Frankenstein is a horror movie.
It's definitely not.
It's a Frankenstein movie.
It's, yeah, yeah.
I guess I don't think so.
Come on, we did Days of Thunder.
Yeah, that was a special occasion and you loved it.
You were delighted. I love the grave robbing scene.
Yeah, very eerie, very creepy.
Yeah, so Dwight Fry is the Carl character.
Were there two assistants?
They were.
OK.
The unnamed guy in Carl?
I think it might have been Ludwig.
And I was like, did they change his name part way through this movie? Because I don't think I ever saw them together. They were never in the same room, Carl and Lifting.
So Carl was the, he was in Frankenstein as a different character, Dwight Fry.
Oh really?
He was like the hunchback assistant in, in Frankenstein.
So you just got it sorted out.
Yeah, exactly.
He's also, Dwight fry is in Todd Browning's Dracula, with Bella Lagosi, and he plays Renfield. He's the best thing in that movie.
Really?
Yeah, real talk for a second?
Yeah.
You don't like Dracula as a character?
Don't like the original Dracula movie.
This one that we're discussing?
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Are you just thinking of Alucarda?
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I guess so good.
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God help me.
No, they, when they filmed Dracula, they, they would film the English version
and at night they would do a Mexican version of it.
You mean, ennoche?
And it's really, it's a much better movie than you.
Yeah, but yeah, we can talk about that when we do our Dracula episode.
Yeah, we have got to do a Dracula.
Although I guess we're the Queen of the Dam, which is close enough. I would love to do Bram Stokker Dracula, the Francis Ford Coppola movie.
I love that piece of garbage.
Oh boy, how many times have I heard that on this podcast?
So yeah, the pretorious, like the grave robbing, and then he's like, oh I'm just going to have
dinner with these bones.
Yeah, and wait for Frankenstein's monster to show up.
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Smoke.
And suddenly he has an excellent grasp on the language.
Why?
You know.
I don't know.
So then he goes to Frankenstein's house,
and that's when the Baroness is like, I will not have any of this, wah. And he's like, shut up, lady,
I'm gonna go do this terrible thing anyway
and get you kidnapped.
Which is pretty much what happens.
Yeah.
Why does he do that?
Why does he give in?
Oh, because he can't.
His whole thing is that he not deranged, is he? Nah, he's driven. He's driven, we're all over.
I'm driven by popcorn.
We're never gonna get by, unless we're a little crazy.
You know I love seal.
And also I feel like sometimes when you say lines to songs, it's so hard for me to not
start singing them, like I feel like I'm that guy.
Think to yourself, that's probably why he's doing that right now. Yeah, that's fair.
So yeah, they decide to make a mate for Frankenstein, and when he hears this idea, very excited.
Friend? Wife.
Yeah, maybe she doesn't want to be with you. Maybe she wants a career in like...
1935.
Like, swinging social life, you know?
Yeah, she wants the 23s Caddo.
Is that this time?
I don't know.
Anyway.
I don't even know what that means, I'm being honest with you.
It's just some slaying from the olden times.
Yeah.
In that scene, though, where Frankenstein'sthe door and he's very tall already but it's just like this mammoth hulking beast coming through
this door and I just I loved it the way it was shot the way it was lit
everything it looks great the makeup effects in this a Jack Pierce I
believe what the guy's name and apparently he was just kind of a pain in the ass but he like just wanted everything to be perfect the thr. to to to the to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th is is is to to to to to to to to the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th is is th is th is the the I I I I the the the is the the is. the is just just just just just the the the the a the a the a the a the the the spirit gum and all this weird shit and just sticking it to Boris Karloff's face and like pretty
cool. Yeah. Apparently Elsa Lancaster did not like working with him at all.
Really? Yeah with their weird wire hair and stuff so it looks fucking
fantastic and her eyebrows are stiller. Yep. On flea I would say
fliak I don't think anybody else is currently saying. I think it might be over. I think it might be over. Yes, Queen. Can you still say strong brow game?
Or is that over too? I don't know that we ever said that, did you? Yeah, I still say dope.
Yeah, I mean I say bitchin. What are you going to do? They go through the whole process, the whole Frankenstein's monster process. With a cosmic diffuser, okay.
Is that a real thing?
I don't, I was going to Google and then I was like, no, I'm going to just say it's not
real.
I love the design of all of this lab equipment.
Yeah.
And a fun young Frankenstein fact, they got the guy who designed this lab equipment to do their lab equipment and it was like the last thing he did before he does. Oh that's amazing because I was like in the
early 80s late 70s early 80s? Mid to late 70s you know that really okay
but still like super cool that they like oh my god yeah that attention to detail
yeah so yeah you know thunderstorm rolls in as they are one to do a to do around Castle Frankenstein. Yeah. Somebody gets thrown over the side and I'm not sure why.
I'm not sure who it is or why.
I just have the note that says, who did he throw over and why?
I don't even remember that.
Yeah.
It doesn't matter.
Oh, Kenneth Strickfadden is the name of the guy who did the lab of equipment. Give him a little shout out, he's dead. He's dead. Love shouting at dead people.
So they have gotten this body of a 19-year-old woman,
because Frankenstein's Monster likes him young.
He's like the Wooderson of monsters.
The who?
Wooderson?
Matthew McConaughey's character from Days and Confused.
He says something like, he's like sort of the older guy that hangs out with the high school kids and he's like, I like about these high school girls, I keep getting older but they stay the same age,
which is pretty good.
At any point does he say, smoke?
No.
He says, be a lot cooler if you did.
It must be awesome being Matthew McCannaghan.
Yeah, he seems like he has legit the life.
Yeah.
So they make the brud, they unleash her upon the world,
and she's the coolest looking thing ever.
Yeah.
Just looks great.
They like unwrap these bandages and she's just like wearing this white gown
and has this iconic hair and the sweet eyebrows.
And she's just like the sweet eyebrows and she's just like what the fuck am I doing here?
Just hissing at everybody.
Yeah I like that a lot.
She apparently wanted to hiss like a swan was her thing.
What?
The swan's hiss?
What?
What?
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't know because they're angry.
They hiss at you.
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Rockabilly ladies tattooed arms later? Oh my God. Sorry I just rolled my
head out of that. But she immediately does not want anything to do with
Frankenstein. And he goes, she hate me. Which made me think of a he hate me from
the XFL. Fraud Smart.
You remember that? I'm glad you know what I'm talking about.
That's kind of amazing that you do. She hate me. I was like, come on. Oh, he forgot when he was learning to speak and he said, uh, or was he talking to Pretorius where he said, uh, love the dead, hate the living? Yeah. Yeah. What is the, uh? Yeah, yeah. What is the thi. thi. th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to that that to to to to to to to to to to to to to that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that that that that that that that that that that th. I th. I th. I thi. I thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the the the the the the the the the thi. I th. I thi. thi. I th. thi. th. thi. th. thi. I th. th. th. to Pretorius where he said, uh, love the dead, hate the living?
Yeah.
He's like, what, sir?
Yeah, yeah.
Why does he let Henry live?
Um, because he's his father.
Have you read Frankenstein?
Yeah, yeah, they have that whole, like, weird relationship.
But it just doesn't seem, I don't know.
So, I did not know that the
bride of Frankenstein was only in this movie for about 14 seconds. Yeah, she's
barely in it. I kept being like, when's the bride gonna show up? Well there's not
like, there's not a ton of Frankenstein. Like it's just like there's a lot of other story going on. A lot of angry mobs. A lot of flouncing around a castle I would would say. Would you say I agree with that?
Yes.
Yeah, yeah.
It's just like weird, I guess it's weird to me that he starts making moral judgments at the
end of this movie.
Who's a?
Frankenstein.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's becoming more and more human, than human?
Well, the ten sequels to this movie would tell you that he
doesn't die. Well he's he's dead in our hearts. And they just they are definitely
diminishing returns but I love them and just I've like I've seen yeah son or
fraggentstein and just yeah they get bad but they're fun they're fun
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P.S., they were definitely not out of that tower when he explodes it.
No.
They were definitely still in it.
Yeah, it's so dead.
Just you see bolting.
Yeah, somea-bye.
So yeah.
So yeah, Bride of Frankenstein. short. It's like 74 minutes. 75 minutes long. Yeah, yeah. I put it on at like 930
last night and I was like oh 75 minutes. I'm being in bed by us. Be in bed on time.
So Katie do you want to move on to the ratings far? Yes and I want you to say it
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It may be, this or a wolf man.
I don't know, I love a lot of the old universal movies.
I really love the original, uh, Invisible Man, because it's fucking mean.
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of the invisible man. Because he's like he is remorseless. All these other like
monsters are like, oh I was one to you man. They have a depth, a human depth to them.
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Cool.
But yeah, man, this movie is a 10 out of 10.
It's so good.
Like I think anybody who's a fan of horror cinema, watch this movie and watch it a hundred times.
And you'll get something new out of it every time.
It's so, Boris Karloff is amazing as the monster like and Elsa Lancaster looks so cool. Yeah she does
look great. And she shows up in a bunch of movies later on and in her life and
I was like oh shit that's Elsa Lancaster that's dope. Oh yeah that is dope
one might even say it's bitchin' I would say this movie's bitchin' yeah totally totally radd a radical narly and is narly bad now shagg- I thrly bad now. What's I think I th I th I th I th I th I th at I th at I th at I th at I th at I th at I'm is not is not is not is not really really really really really really really really really really really really is not I'm that I'm not is not is not I'm that I'm that I'm that I'm not really really really really really really really is not not not really really really really not not not not not really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really. I's not not not not not not not not not not not not not really really really really really. I's not not not not not not not really really really. I's not not not not not not not not not not not th at at at. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm not. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm not. I'm not. Ile-narlow. I think it's bad as bad now, too.
Wait, bad.
Bad used to be good.
Good.
Yeah.
Everything's so confusing.
Yeah.
The world's changing faster than we can keep up with the carpal tunnel.
Fuiz.
Fuck.
I'm 10 years older than you. just starting to. I did just get diagnosed with carpal tunnel syndrome. You have to wear like wrist braces? Yeah. Oh buddy. You're not the first person I know to
have carpal tunnel though so. Not the first person to work with a computer all day.
No, no I mean of our of our friend. Yeah, yeah. I know others who have to wear a wrist brace. And B. D.D. I'm already a nerd. thr. their. I'm their. I'm their. I'm their. I'm. their. I'm. their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I to. I to. I to. I to. I to. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. I.'m already a nerd. There's not anything else they can do to me. What are they going to put you in leg braces?
So what's your rating on this film?
I loved this, but I don't feel that I can go so far as to give it a ten
because I've only ever seen it that one time.
So I'm going to give it a nine. And say that everybody should see it and it's beautiful. It really really really. It really. It really. It really. It really. It really. It really. It really. It really. It really. It really. It really. It really. It really. It really. It really. It really. It really. It really. It really. It really. It really. It really really really. It really really. It really really. It really really. It really really really. It really. It's just, it's just. It really. It's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's to th. It's to th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It. It. It. It. It. It's th. It. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. I th. I th. I th the. I thea. I thea. I thea. I thea. I thea. I thea. I thea. I the. I the. I the. I would love to live in the fake, fake world that they live in, where the clouds never
move. The cemeteries are gorgeous.
A toilet boy.
Why didn't I edit that out of the podcast?
Why would you have?
Why would you have?
Toilet boy?
What is wrong with any of us?
I don't know.
You know what's not wrong?
Is that good?
Yeah, that was really good.
That was really great.
Thank you.
What's not wrong?
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What was list making on your list of weaknesses? Yeah well it actually kind of is it's an anxiety
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But Jason's parcel of terror will not give you anxiety.
No, it'll just calm you down because you'll be like,
look at all the sweet shit.
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Who can't use a little bit more joy in the world?
My God, we could always use a little more joy.
Yeah. And who couldn't use slasher masaguologi. I don't know why I'm trying to say it along with you, like it's a fun thing for me to do. This is our improv game.
Yes and?
He was posting pictures of the Tupacabra.
Yeah.
So cool.
I can't wait to see that.
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I've been obsessively watching Bob Ross recently, and I sort of get the same satisfaction
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So, the video that Jason have just like panning across all the fan of the opera.
Yeah, I love those. It's you like links to his Instagram on there so you can go check it out. You know what else you should check out, Katie? What? Seven church ministries.
What is that? Is that a church? Is that a ministry? Yeah, I have recently found the Lord?
I have to go. I have to leave, right? I just have to... Oh my! How much? Publishing Hospital.
I feel so bad that he started sponsoring us during the house on Hone and Hill episode.
The Living in Dark on Dead by Ellie Gill and Michelle Dugan, which is the Tolkien zine
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because he's always doing something sweet.
If you missed out on this, I'm hoping you can still go get it,
because it's so gorgeous and I want everyone to have it.
There's only a hundred of them.
So it's probably gone. So even if this is gone and you're not able to get it, just stay tuned because he's going to be putting out more zines through the end of 2016 that are going to blow your mind.
I hate that guy.
Don't break him come around.
How you hate it?
How you hate it?
He weeze the juice.
No, weezing the juice.
I just saw that there's a HG Wells Island of Dr. Morrow, Zene coming out from Trevor Henderson.
Whoa, that sounds awesome.
Very excited.
Go to 7th Church Ministries.
Wordpress.com, see what's on there, see what you can buy, whatever the fuck it is, fucking
buy it.
Fucking buy it.
Seventh S-Ev-E-N-T-H.
Yeah, you're going to, you're really in the mood for some sweet art, you can check out the work of Dylan Garrett Smith, who is a fine artist who has done record label stuff, band stuff, all kinds of horror stuff has things that come out with Mike Zenes. He's just everywhere. His art is amazing. It's totally gorgeous. If you want to pick up what he's throwing down.
Oh, I like this.
You like that?
Speaking of terms that are currently way in date and not out of date at all.
Pick it up, pick it up.
There you go.
Yeah, it's good.
At Dylan Garrett Smith.com, D-Y-L-A-N-G-A-R-R-E-T-S-M-I-T-H dot com,
WR-the-D-R-D-T. I can't stop saying that. It's just so satisfying to just say it Dog? You can go to his Instagram, which is Dylan XVX, X-ray,
versatile X-ray, X-V-X.
Really thought you're gonna say virility.
Check on his stuff on Instagram.
It's gorgeous. You can buy prints from him.
Yeah, and you should buy prints from him because you need the stuff in your home and in your life. You need it like hanging above your bed so when you wake up you're like, ah!
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Support all of these people.
Support Mike, support Jason, support Dylan.
They're supporting us.
We're making great art.
Yeah.
It's amazing.
I wish I had a fucking skill.
You know what I mean? You're really good at podcasting. Oh, thanks. I constantly hit my face off the microphone screen, though,
because I get real close to it, because I get real excited.
You're very funny.
Katie, do we have anything in my bag?
We do, and I really like that.
This is from, he calls himself a newish fan,
named Donnie.
Hi, Katie and Alan.
I wanted to say thank you. Oh. Donnie, you're welcome. Yes. I had a very unpleasant day at work, but listening to your Amityville 2 episode on the drive
home was more than enough to make me feel better.
And a few weeks ago I discovered your show and it has been a godsend.
I've made my way through your entire catalogs since...
Oh, I'm so sorry. I know. He says if you've seen a a a a a the the tha a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to have to have to me to to to to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to me too too too too to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to me to me to me to me too. too. the the the too., tooome., tooome. tooome. tooomea. tooome, your guests are charming and the audio quality of stellar.
The two of you do an amazing job.
I did have a question for Alan.
Oh, please.
I've noticed you use the term movie punks occasionally and I was wondering if you've ever read,
destroy all movies, the complete guide to punks on film.
If not, I'd highly recommend it, the the entry for sundown the vampire and retreat from the writer and director of Waxwork. Take care guys keep up the
excellent work Donnie. Donnie, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you. Have not because it's been down to print for a while and it's
really expensive. So I have I would eventually like to $150. Whoa, $150? What does it mean?
Gold?
It's about movie punks, the greatest of all punks.
That's basically gold.
Yeah, yeah, it basically spends.
But thank you so much, Donny, that's really sweet.
Yeah, that's awesome and I'm glad you found us and thank you.
I'm glad you share my love of movie punks. Yeah.
is to movies, movie punks. Speaking of movies.
Oh, are we doing a movie?
Yeah.
Katie.
Fuking 95, A'5, A'n'5.
I was doing in 95.
I was three years out of high school.
Um, I was...
I was playing an emo band, I'm sure.
I was 11.
I was wondering when I was going to hit puberty I think. Me too.
Dark days. Spoiler alert, not for several more years. No, okay. I think I had
recently given up drinking as I turned 21 and I did it in reverse of everybody else.
Well, what what? What? That's 10 year difference really makes a difference then, huh? So yeah, episode 95, it will be a guest-a-soed.
Guest a soad.
It's a special guest, I would say.
It is.
A very special guest.
To your heart and mine, but particularly yours.
Yeah, yeah, since she lets us do this every week. A thii. thanks, th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, to, to, to, too, too, too, too, too. too. too. to-a, to-a, to-a, to-a, to-a, to-a, to-a, th. to-a, th. to-a, to-a, to-a, to-a, to-a, to-a, to-a, to-a, to-a, to-a, to-a, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to-a, th. th. th. th. thi. thi. to-s, to-s, thi. thi. thi. to-s. thi. to-s. the-s. the-s. the-s. the-s. th. to-s. to-a. to-a. to-a. to-a. our guest. Yeah. She is bringing us the movie April Fool's Day from 1986.
Close enough.
My Wheelhouse.
True.
Love the cover art.
Flash her movie.
Love his hair braided into a news.
Yeah, yeah, it's very exciting.
It's got Biff in a rare not back to the future role for him.
I can't imagine he had much work other than that. Now, unfortunately, I think those movies actually ruined his career.
Really?
It was just a typecast.
That sucks.
Yeah, he's a comedian.
He's just like musical comedy.
What's his name?
Uh, Tom something?
Uh-huh.
That's the tom.
Hea's, hea. Do you remember that? Daddy, would you like some sausage? Daddy? Do you ever notice he looks exactly like our friend Jeremy Hedges?
Yeah, so is Hedges.
Hi, Hidges.
So yeah, Missy will be our guest.
We're doing April Fool's Day, slasher 80s, holiday, slasher movie.
Yeah, it's gonna be fun.
Love holidays.
Yeah.
April Fouldays. kind of the silliest of holidays too, but I guess we can talk about that later. Yeah. Did you want to get- It's right around my birthday though. Oh, that's true.
Katie, before we take off, yeah.
We've had some, uh, some curfuffling.
I heard there's been a backlash against something that I said.
You once made a statement, specifically in the dead snow episode when you're lamba. I was drunk. Two, I stand by every goddamn thing I said.
And you said that the Winter Olympics were the worseer of the two Olympics.
And I was right.
And our friend, Sarah, from the Rosemary's Baby episode, two weeks in a row, Sarah getting referenced.
Yeah, Sarah.
Send me a text that said...
Cool, because this time you're wrong.
You were wrong now. Winter Olympics, winter Olympics are so much better. Tell Katie.
Hey Sarah, no, no you're wrong. And she replied to know you're wrong with ha ha, come on.
Ski jumping, bopsletting, I'm hoping she dropped her phone as soon as she sent the text and just raised her arms
walk out of the room.
Bob sledding is cool, but so is so is synchronized swimming. Is that an Olympic event? I don't know. I just like watching people run and swim really fast and jump and jump. And jump,
they go over a high jump, high jump, watch a 5 foot 4 woman jump jump over a jump jump over a
6-bar. Oh I'm sorry can you do that on skis probably but it's not as cool. They jump like a million the air. They don't jump they go over ramp they. It's they go they go they go they go they go they go they go they go. It's. It's they go they go they go the they're the they're the they're the the they're the they're they're the they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they're their the their their their they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll their. It's their. It's their. It's their. It's their their their their their their their their their their their their th. I tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. the th the the the the the the. the their their the. I yumping. It's X Games. It's X Games for Norwegians.
Yeah, I was thinking about this and I was like, well, the Super Olympics have a football.
Gymnastics?
They have the soccer.
But nobody shows up except for Brazil to win that because they're trying to win an Olympic. Well, it's also the problem with the men that seems you're all, you can't you're all, you're all, you're all, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you, you, you, you, you, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the, the, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the have like three players over the age of 23, which is like America's all in our 40s, and we're terrible.
And I think the ladies, the US soccer team, the US women's soccer team does much better
at the Olympics and the men's team.
Well, the US women's soccer team, dog. I won't. I won't watch what I say. Sarah, Sarah, I like you. I like Sarah. She's real nice.
She's real cute, but she's, she's real wrong. She's wrong. All right. Wrong.
Well, we'll see what she has to say about this. Well, I look forward to her response.
Tun in to the next episode of World Familance. This one. Bye.
Bright and Fragutz 9 out.
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