Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Re-release: Episode 270- Midsommar (2019)
Episode Date: July 8, 2024Hey EMTs! We're on vacation this week, so please enjoy one of our all-time favorite vacation-gone-bad movies, "Midsommar." We'll see you next week for "Godzilla."...
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I was listening to, I think it was, yeah, when I was editing the most recent episode.
I was listening to it and I say kindergarten and it's drives me fucking insane.
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Kendergarten.
I don't say kindergarten. Kindergarten. That seems very Western PA actually. Actually it goes over the opposite. If the word was
kindergarten, we'd say kindergarten. Right, yeah. The more you say that word, kindergarten.
Why were you talking about kindergarten in our podcast about horror movies?
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But this is fascinating material.
And this movie is so short, we don't have enough to talk about.
Just kidding, it's like more than a quarter of your work day.
What movie are we doing?
The 2019 Hit Film? Midsummer. Midsummer. It is sort of
a pastoral, springtime, pagan ritual, foxy horror movie, so we thought it would be a great way
to kick off the month of March. Movie set in July where they keep talking about the May Queen? Whatever.
Is it said in July? I thought they were going there in July.
Huh.
Oh, you know what, that explains a little time question I had at the beginning,
which was like how long was it between her parents' death and her finding out about the, uh,
like the trip.
But it must have been a while because it was snowing really hard when she finds out about her parents' stuff. So it must have been a couple months at least.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Well, now I know.
This is our second Ariastair film.
And he's only had two, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
We've covered his ovoire at this point. The first one, of course, being hereditary, which seeing that's, thia, the film, the film, the film, the film, the film, th and, the first, th and, the first, the first, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th th th th th throoo th to. to. th to. th th to. thoua. th th th th thi. thi. thi. thi. th th and then seeing this one, I think I went into this
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think I expected something very different and was very surprised by what I got.
Yeah, I put this movie off for a really long time because I'm not ready
for it. Yeah, I don't want to do this again. But it's so different. So different. Yeah, it's still very suspenseful and very stressful, but not in the same way that hereditary is.
Very traumatic. Very dramatic. But it still somehow feels like a walk in the park compared to hereditary, yeah.
It feels like a light and fluffy material.
After I watched the first time, I was like, hmm, I think that's a comedy.
I think I watched a comedy movie. The last two scenes make me believe it is a comedy.
Oh my god, they're so good.
So this is the story of Danny, who has some hardship in her life.
Yeah.
A shitty boyfriend.
Yeah.
And uh...
Shitty family life.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Her sister has some mental issues.
And kills her parents and herself
in the opening scene to this fucking movie.
The way that scene is shot of like the hose going up the stairs and the duct tape on the doors
and like the firefighters coming up the stairs and like the garage door opening, just the way
that shot like close to the floor, it is like so memorable and so good. His, like, there were so many the th a that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that shot like close to the floor. It is like so memorable and so good.
His like there were so many times in this movie where I was just like, oh
that fucking shot is so good. Yeah. But anytime like he does stuff where he uses
architecture. Yeah. And like so when we go into the house, everyone, they're coming in on the floor.
And then when they go up the steps, we go up to the top of the steps and look down on them. And so he's just like using the house to show movement. It's so good. That is art. A lot of things
we've watched are not art. But then it ends with like a shot of the sister dead, wide-eyed,
with a hose taped over her mouth. And like one of her eyes blown out. Yeah. It's narly. It's narly. And she's covered in vomit where she's pumped on herself too. Oh and then you see the mom come out in a body bag.
Yeah. Hi, welcome to this movie. Well, I mean he likes to go for the throat on all of this shit. Like he's gonna fuck you up one way or another. Yeah. Yeah. Ari. Aster likes a the the the the the the the the the f. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. It's like. It's. It's. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It. It's. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It's. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. seems. Yeah, Ariaster likes a fucked up family. Yeah.
Because it might have some problems.
I was reading some stuff that was saying,
that was saying that like,
this is just sort of retelling hereditary.
It's like family trauma, but it's like move from family to relationship. Yeah like
the true horror in this film is like being co-dependent. Sure. Yeah. Yeah.
Oy. And he her boyfriend. Christian? Christian? She does a great job with the
with an American accent until that she has to say Christian. Christian? She even does like
yelling an American accent really well.
I know is a thing that always impresses you. He's not hot enough to justify his behavior.
He's just a bunco Chris Pratt and Chris Pratt's already pretty bunco IMO. Yeah, like if she was with
Cheety like that would be a different story. It's a very attractive man.
But not not
Christian. No, no. Just it just looks like the rest of them. It's just a dude. Yeah, he's just a dude
But she is very co-dependent on him and like those opening scenes where she's like
You can tell he's not being helpful to her and she's like, thank you. I'm very lucky to have you. You're just like, uh-huh. That whole thing of convincing yourself that that's the situation you're in?
And also just being so afraid of being alone that you're like, well, you know, what if I
leaned too hard?
Like, ugh.
Geez.
Yeah.
But he's also keeping her around.
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
And he's gaslating her and doing that like, I'm sorry thing.
That's the worst.
I'm sorry?
Don't apologize if you told me in it.
Don't apologize if there's a question mark in the sentence.
Ugh.
If you're putting finger quotes around him.
And she's playing it so well where she's doing the like, well, it's just, the, I just wanted
to know that's all.
Like, that's all is so stressful to me.
I think Florence Pugh is a fantastic actor.
Yeah.
You loved little women.
Oh, you guys should have just seen Alan's face light up with the mere mention of little women.
Oh, hi, I'm your grandma. I loved little women. But you did, that's great. She was really good in it. Yeah. Which sister is she? She's Amy? Okay. She's the the one who goes to Europe. Right. Yeah. Where? Europe? Europe? Where you went to kindergarten? Yeah? Yeah, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the me. Me me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. me. me. me. me. me. me. me. M me. M me. M me. M me. M me. M me. M me. M me. M me. M me. M me. M me. M me. M me. M me. M me. M me. M me. M me. M me. M me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Amy. Okay. She's the the one who goes to Europe. Right. Yeah. Where?
Europe? Where you went to kindergarten? Kindergarten and Europe. With your friend Dawn.
And Don. Still don't know which one I said. So we get up, we build up to the death of her parents and then there's these, this like,wrenching like not on the level of Tony Colette but still like when she's just screaming no over
and over when she finds out that her parents are dead and her shitty
boyfriends holding her yeah it's brutal it's brutal yeah God he loves that
the pain of women no oh yeah a little bit a bit. He's just exploring it. That's all.
I feel like at least this one there's like kind of like some like just desserts that happen in this movie.
Oh sure, oh yeah. Nice compared to her right and tear war not so much. No, no I wouldn't say so.
So then we cut to a scene where she's at a party. She finally is like ready to go out of the house. But he does not want to take her. No. I'm just going to be gone for like 45 minutes. Yeah. She's like, well, I'll just come and he's like,
okay. Yeah. Just fucking break up dog. I know, he feels bad. It is hard to, I'm sure, break up
with someone right after they've experienced a huge tragedy. After every family member is dead. Yeah, to leave every every every every family to their to their their to their their to leave their their to leave their their their family to leave their family their family to leave their family to leave their family their family to leave to leave to leave to leave to leave to leave. Yeah, their family family family family family family family family family family family family to leave, to leave, to their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, I. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, tapy. Yeah, tapy. I's, tapy. Yeah, tape, togu. I's, togu. I'm, their, their thi. I's, thi them entirely alone. On that level you can kind of feel sorry for him a bit. Because if you do want out of a relationship and you feel like you're trapped
by whatever, not wanting to be a bad person, you kind of have to feel for that a little. He's
not doing a good job of anything, but like that sucks too.
We should mention up until this point we've seen, at the very beginning we see this giant tapestry painting that sort of like lays out the movie I think.
It didn't do it too much examining but I was like that probably goes out the movie.
And then when he wakes her up from her nap to see if she wants to go to the party or not or to basically tell her that he's going to
the party. Yeah. She's laying underneath a poster of a bear staring at a little girl.
Oh, I didn't notice that. Oh, no. Wow.
So there's all this like, we're already getting foreshadowing of what's going to happen at the end of this movie.
Do you like the extreme foreshadowing of the tapestries when they get there of the little love story?
Yes, 100 percent. And then I love how they were like, did you, did you get that? Did you guys, should we have pants slower?
No, that was slow enough.
Okay.
They just stop on the pub dripping one.
It's so funny.
That's where I'm like, this is a fucking comedy.
There are comedic lines in this movie for sure.
For sure.
But she goes to the party with him and that's where she finds out that he's like,
someone's just like, yeah, we're going to have a great time in Haga's land or wherever
they're going.
She's like, what?
Huh?
Yeah.
This is brutal.
So she finds out that he has already purchased a ticket to go in like two weeks for I think six weeks was the plan. I told you I was thinking about going. I told
you I wanted to go. God he's the worst though. Really? Yeah. Yeah. If she was on
Mori somebody would have told her to kick him to the curve. Yeah. Yeah. But she
doesn't have anybody seemingly. Yeah. Just that one friend she calls that we never hear from again. That friend should really tell her to break up with him.
Step your game up, friend.
Yeah.
This is your fault.
Everything that happens from this point on is that girl's fault.
Do better, Jenny.
So we skip a scene where she's like talking with Pele, the friend who's from the village
that they're going to, the commune.
He's so even and level-headed.
So soft-spoken.
But he's already being a little bit like mischievous because he's drawing something.
And she's like, what are you drawing?
It's like, oh, no, just the table.
Just nothing.
Because he like closes his book real, thrown.
to go back and look again. I think it was just the table. Oh, but yeah, he was just like being weird about it. That is weird. But he tells her that he's
very excited. Nobody else is excited that she's gone but he's sto-stoat that
she's going. Oh, Rick, is he like walks in and tell his friends moments before she comes up that he invited her, but he's not to the too'....... the the the the to be. the to be. to be. the the to be. the the. to be. to be. to be. the toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe, the thi. toe. he's he's he's he's he's he's he's hea hea hea hea he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's to goe. Nobody. told. told. told. tolde. tolde. tolde. toe. toe. toe. toe's toe's toe's toe's toe's toe's tolde toe told toe hea hea hea hea hea he's he's he's he's he her to come. Just in the second before she walks into the room. You're like, oh Christian is a shit bag. Yeah, he's not just shitty to her.
He's just shitty to everyone, which really gets played out a number of times
throughout the movie. It really does. But they have this little interaction,
Pela and her, and he like talks about losing his family and she loses it of course. Yeah, and this fucking tha th. tho's th. the the thi the to to to the thi the thi the thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thoes, thi. thi. tho o' tho o' tho o' tho o' tho o' to to to to thi. Yeah, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the one's, the one's the one's the one's the one's the one's the one's the one's the one's the one's the one's thi. the. theananananananananananananananananananananan, thean. thean. thean. thean. thean. thea. Yeah, thea. Yeah. And this fucking amazing scene that I wish was not in the trailer.
Oh, I didn't know it was in the trailer.
That's a bummer, yeah.
She gets up off the couch in their apartment
and you start to hear plane, like,
ambient sounds of a plane.
And she walks, yeah, I'm explaining this to you.
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When she walked into the bathroom of the airplane, like sobbing. It's so fucking good.
Yeah, yeah, basically it like spins around and she's in the airplane sobbing.
Why is she going on this trip?
Baby girl, no, stay home.
Work on yourself.
I get that.
I mean, it really kind of pans out for in the end.
In some ways, yes, in other ways, not as much. Yeah. So they get to Sweden, it's a four-hour trip.
That car flipping upside-down shot?
That is so dizzying.
So I have this theory that this is the like world-turning topsy-turvy.
This is the portal that they're going through basically.
Yeah, like the point of no return, too. And it's just such a cool's such a cool shot. Yeah. And like the fact that he rides on it for a
while where you're just upside down and driving and you go under the banner
and all that. Like longer than you think you ought to be upside down, yeah. For sure. But it works. Yeah, and it's really disorienting. Yeah, and throwne, the thrown. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that's that's that's that's that that that's that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the fact the fact the the fact the the the the. the fact that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's first scene where they're tripping and like the way they're talking to each
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mean like last time and I'm planning to do it again. My most recent venture. I mean,
the absolute last time, it was very much one of those where I was like, I I can't stop like shaking. Like, the end, when Christian is shaking. Like, the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi's thi's thi's thi. Last thi. Last thi. Last thi. Last last last last times thi. Last last last last last last last last last last last last last, thi. Last, thi. Last, thi. Last, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. Last, thi. Last, thi. Last, thi. Last ti. ti. Last ti. ti. Last time, time, ti. Last ti. Last ti. Last ti. Last ti. Last thi. Last th I can't stop like shaking. Well, like at the end when Christian is shaking and shaking, like I was like, oh, I remember how that feels
when you're tripping. Like, it is very, very good and very accurate. I will say
I will say I've been drunk enough that I've had to demand that everybody has to
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I love when she looks down in her hand and the grass is growing out of her hand.
That is very stressful.
It looks like a terrible cheetah pet and I don't like it.
But then I was like, I bet that would feel pretty cool if he just petted
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into the woods by herself.
That could be good?
No one should ever let you do that when you're tripping.
Oh man.
No.
It's a buddy system.
For sure.
Yeah.
How did you feel about the walk into the village with the big sun, arch thing thatthat they had. It looked great. I think it was so beautiful. So beautiful. This whole movie is so god damn beautiful. I like that you're hearing music, like pastoral and folk music, but then it likes pants over and there's just people playing
recorders and flutes, which I also thought was very funny. I think that's intentionally funny. So it's like beautiful and then it's funny and then it's also just like the ultimate horrors. How do you feel about bright light horror movies? Like just
that sunlight, like because it's there's one or like the opening scene is
dark, and then there's one nighttime dream sequence. Right. Everything else is
lit. Right, I haven't really thought about that in terms of horror movies because
like I was thinking about in terms of this movie where it's all just part of like how disorienting
everything becomes they don't basically the sun doesn't completely set so it's
like never quite dark there so it's like day is night night and day is day and all
is chaos and that's really part of the disorienting factors for them but I can't imagine I can't I can't first of all I can't imagine
living that way sure yeah and second I hadn't thought about horror movies
taking place in the daytime I can't think of any others like quickly off the
top of my head the do bird box a lot of that's in the daytime
the daytime was that a horror movie it doesn't matter they're in the dark so I consider that to not be a daytime horror movie but the the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus the the the the the thi thi thi the the the the the the the the the th th thi th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the the the the the the the the the the the to to to to to to to to to to to to the to the to the the the thi the the thi movie. But there's just something about that, like,
Nighttime's spooky.
Anaconda?
Anaconda, yes.
Okay, thanks.
Yeah, no, Nighttime is the Spooky Times.
This movie never gets Spooky Times.
That it does.
Oh, Katie, I just remembered.
What?
To celebrate us doing this Northern European horror movie,
I got us some Icelandicicicic Iceland Iceland Iceland it's both a little bitter and a little sweet at the same time.
So like a little bit of you and a little bit of me?
We'll let you guys decide which is which.
Alan's the sweet one.
Thank you. Yeah, it's kind of dark chocolate I think.
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Sorry now I'm going to chew into the mic.
How's that sound?
Mm-hmm.
This is my favorite chocolate bar.
Ooh, I like that.
Where you get this?
A little place I like to call Whole Foods.
Never heard of it.
A little indie chain.
Mompop.
Wow, that's that's great. Oh, hell yeah. Thank you for sharing this with me. Of course. I figured it would put us in the mindset.
Mm-hmm. Also the fact that we're on the TV and film charts in Norway. Yeah. Hey, Norway. What are you doing up?
up? Norway, you up?
It feels good man. You up because the sun is all the time. All the time. How you sleep?
I'm gonna get those sun cancelling blinds. Oh boy. Like hotel rooms. Yeah. Yeah, I can't imagine.
I can't imagine. We're still having a conversation, huh? I can't imagine what that does to your like
cicadian rhythms. Oh, I know. I'm like a tiddy baby if I get half an hour less sleep than I need.
You know what I mean?
I can't imagine my whole world just like shifting enough.
You know?
I wake up like, oh, I don't know if I can today.
Speaking of making a whole bunch of people sleep in a room with a baby is literal torture.
Like why are they doing that to these poor people?
Babies should have to be somewhere else.
That room is so gorgeous.
It's beautiful.
It's a nightmare to sleep in.
And you like, like, there's a bunch of times there's like jokes in the background.
And in that scene when they go in like, oh yeah, this is, and Pela is explaining to them,
I'm trying not to say his name, like the Brazilian soccer star, Pele?
He's like, yeah, when you're like born to 18, you sleep in this communal room. And Mark just in the background goes, honey jerk off.
Yeah, that guy is such a nightmare.
And I feel like he is in this movie to make you feel like Christian isn't that much of
a nightmare because he's not as bad as Mark, which is like the bar so low it's buried,
you know?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They're all, those three dudes are sort of like,
the three sides of shitty dudeness. Because it's like the extremely horny dude,
yeah.
Who just doesn't care about anything about, except Sexon,
the like, social climber at any cost, and then like, the fuck up who just keeps kind of falling forward in his life.
Yeah.
Social climbing, huh?
Yeah, I feel like the fact that I just keep calling it, do you watch The Good Place?
No, I don't actually know anything about it.
Oh, okay.
William Harper Jackson, Josh in this.
He plays a character named Cheety in the Good Place, so I just refer to him as Cheetyhy in my notes. Yeah, I thought maybe you were just being like slightly racist or something and I just let
it go.
Tidy Gannacogneye, that's his name on the Good Place.
He's a good dude.
But like the fact that he, um, he's just like completely disrespectful in his attempts to get the information that he wants. Yeah, to to to to to to to to to to to to to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to Gotcha. That's what I was thinking of is like the social
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it's when she goes into the apartment and tells them that she's going to
Sweden. Oh, he does like. And he like smiles at her and then goes back to reading. Oh, okay. Yeah. It the Gateway or whatever and the first thing you see is like the church house
where they keep the books and it's weird. The architecture is all fucked up on it and it's sloped down.
Yeah, it's like a weird triangle that doesn't make any sense. You would never build something that way.
Yeah, yeah. It looked like that again is just very disorienting when you first come in.
The whole look of the village is really interesting the way, like the buildings are spread
out and then there's like the one bright yellow building far in the distance and yeah.
And then like blue tarps all around that in the field, yeah.
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of all these people that live in the village? When they said like they have to
bring in outside people I was like you're picking them real carefully. You know
what I mean? Like Simon and Connie are going to be of no use to you.
Yeah. So so what's going to happen here is a harvest celebration, not even a harvest celebration.
I figure out what they... It's like a solstice.
Solstice. Can I ever remember that word? It's just tough for me.
It won't stick. Yeah. Solstice celebration, they do it only once every 90 years, this particular version of the ritual.
And they begin with an atestupa? Yes. 90 years, this particular like version of the ritual.
And they begin with an at a stupa.
Yes.
Which is something I didn't know before this movie.
It's a real thing.
When I figured out what was going to happen, but when the first time I watched it, I was
like, oh god, no.
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Because it's so far up.
It's insane.
I mean, they must have been standing there for days watching them carry those chairs up
the hill.
Hill, mountain?
I'm going to go with mountain.
Clifface.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah. at a stupa is that like it was this thing in Norway or in Sweden I'm sorry
where people just jump off cliffs when they were no longer useful.
Yeah. It's bonkers. I mean I get it like a lot of places I mean if you're not if you're not
resource rich and someone can't produce anymore, like.
Yeah.
Because there's, I can't remember if it's, I can't remember where it's, there was some Asian culture,
like the grandfather would just go and sit by the river and wait to die.
Good Lord.
Yeah.
That's so sad.
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Yeah.
It's just crazy.
But yeah, like the fact that this has a name that you're, that's a stupa.
Yeah.
Just take a laugh to the other stupa and me at the kogos.
It's just, and the kaguay is.
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They've done like a ritual beforehand,
they've had a meal where they're clearly like the guests of honor.
They are taken up on like chairs that are also litters basically,
to the top of a crag and one by one do like a little interpretive dance and then throw themselves off and the
woman's head I mean Ariaster loves a fucked up family he loves a fucked up
he lest to see what happens if you smush a head so this is where I was like oh dude
you might be fucked up because when she falls I laughed did you because I was
like ha ha this is so insane because it like, she hits that rock and then
just hamburger sprays everywhere. Yeah. And like, meat is flopping. It's just like. And then
when the dude, so she goes down face first, as you would do. As you've got to do.
He goes down feet first. Like he's jumping in a goddamn swimming pool. Sir! So you get a nice mangled leg.
Oh jumping legs first is just not the right thing to do. And this is the first time that we see
like group paint? Yeah. So he starts screaming and the whole crowd starts screaming with him.
And like rending their garments and like rolling around and like just like losing it. Yeah I
love the scene too because when we first get to the at the stupa we pan
through the crowd and there's three people wearing sashes and then one guy
is holding a giant mallet I was like oh that's gonna come into use a
cartoon mallet for sure like it's like a Tom and Jerry mallet. I was going to say Wiley
Coyote ordered that from the Acme Mallet Company. Exactly. And it does not cut
away from a dying man being hit with a giant comedic cartoon mallet. It does not cut
away. We watch it like four times. No cuts. I also laughed at this because the
first guy goes up and smashes his head and you're like,
oh alright, well they killed him.
Yeah, his head, because we see his head get smashed.
Hands the mallet off to the next person and they take a whack and I was like, okay, it's
little, oh, third person you're going to come up and do this again?
And they are winding the fuck up to fuck up, the fuck......... So, it was fucked up where she put the hammer down for a second and pointed out
of the park.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
But it was just like, oh, this is absurd.
Yeah.
If I'm going to hit someone with a mallet, though, I'm going to do that wide Ken Gurphy
Jr's stance.
You know what I'm talking about? Does that mean anything to you? I don't, but if it helps I picture James Hetfield's guitar stamps. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's like, yeah, yeah, that's a cross over there. Yeah, yeah. And so then we see a
conversation between Danny and Pella where it's like, um, he's hitting on her in a way.
And he's talking to her about like family and how his, he's like, my parents burned up in a fire.
He keeps yelling it at her, my parents burned up in a fire.
And then he asks her like about Christian. He's like, does he feel like home to you?
And then it quick cuts to the bodies of those people that jumped off being dumped into a fiery... Oh, they're pire, so if you burn on it, the kids, their, their, their, their, the kids, the kids, the kids, the kids, the kids, the kids, the kids, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, their? Like, the bodies of those people that jumped off being dumped into a like a fiery...
Oh, they're pire, so they can burn on it.
Yeah.
I love that later the kids are collecting the ashes.
Oh, I didn't even notice that.
There's like teens that are going to get their ashes.
Jesus. Oh, also during the Atastupa, I don't know if that's the event or the event, I that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the event, I, I, I was that's that's that's the event, I was that's that's that's that's. I was. I that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's their their their their the event, I was the event, I was the event, I was the event, I was the event, I was the event, I was the event, I was the event, I was the event, I was the event, I was the event, I was the event, I'm the event, I've the event, I've the event, I've the event, I've the event, I've the event, I've the event, I don't the event, I don't the event, I'm the event, I think it's the event. Okay. Simon and Connie, who are the Ingumar brought from London,
they are bugged out and they're like,
we're fucking leaving.
This is absurd, which is 100% how you should react to this situation.
My feeling is you don't react like that.
You stay very quiet and then you slip out under cover of night. Or you or you're just like, oh, that's, did I?
You just, and walk away.
Yeah.
And I think you draw zero attention to yourself.
Oh, man.
I'm going to do in a situation.
I'm going to stand real still.
I'm going to wait until nobody's looking and then I'm just going to
up out of the their out of the the the their....... I will live. Oh yeah, there's a thousand choices anyone could have made and still lived at the end of this movie. Right.
Simon and Connie not so much. No. No. But this is the first time that we see. So the next day Simon is missing.
Connie's bugging out. Yeah, they tell her something like he got a ride to the train station and there wasn't enough room for you. So the work they're they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. So. Yeah. Yeah. th. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. th. S. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the thi. the the the thi. thi. the thi. th wasn't enough room for you so the work they're going to come back for you.
I could have sat on his lap, we don't break traffic laws.
The fuck?
That was so good.
And this is like, Danny's very concerned obviously for Connie being left by Simon.
And this is where we see the rift is really started with Christian and Danny, where she tells him and he's like,
he's already moved on to his thesis portion
where he's like stealing Josh's thesis basically.
It's so shitty.
It's so shitty.
And he's like dismissive of her concerns about this guy.
Yeah. And she just looks at him like,
you're a piece of shit.
It's like the first time we see who actually realize that it's not about her. Yeah, yeah.
That it's totally about what a dog-o he is.
He also forgot her birthday and was reminded of it and brought her a shitty piece of cake.
And like, where did he get that cake so fast though?
It was in the living quarters.
And we're, yeah.
There was like a party cake. Like, it's so sad too because when she's talking to Pella about it, he remembered that it was her birthday because she had told him beforehand and he'd drawn her a picture
of her, which is not a great, not a great gift.
Because that could, that can break so bad for you, you know?
Yeah. Is that what my nose looks like? All right, thanks. What if it's just like a boardwalk caricature? My teeth are not that fucking big.
I'm sorry, I told you I like to skateboard.
But she says to him, like, she's like, oh,
Christian forgot. And he's like, oh, well, and she's like, no, no, no, I forgot, I forgot to remind him.
It's like so fucking disgusting. That is the true horror of this movie, isn't it? That she that she that she that she that she she? That she? That she? That she? What that she? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? that she? that she? that she? that she? that she? that? that? that? that? that? that? that? that? I? I? I? that? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I, that? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I, that? I? I? that? that? that? th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th no, no, I forgot, I forgot to remind him. It's like so fucking disgusting.
That is the true horror of this movie, isn't it?
That she felt that way.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.
Great.
I just read my note where I described them being burnt on the pire as a meat-faced barbecue.
Oh, nice.
Very compassionate.
This fucking guy. The sweet one. I loved her dream where she dreams in the night that everyone's leaving her behind.
That was so upsetting. And then start screaming black smoke. Yeah. You know, like what her parents would have inhaled.
Oh my god. It's so bad. It's so brutal.
And that like, in that dream, she's like flashing on, of course, the meat face people.
And she sees their bodies at the bottom of the cliff with her sister in the hose there.
Yeah.
I was like, you're a fucking dick.
Like, this is such a dick move.
It is such a dick move. It is such a dick move. Uh, because earlier during her first trip when she got there too, she like hallucinates
seeing her sister and her parents at home.
Do you remember that?
And just kind of like a sweet scene?
Yeah, like a calm but her sister like looks at her like knowingly.
And her parents are probably dead, like by the way they're set up, yeah. Cool. So you want to talk about Mark pissing on the ancestral tree?
Yeah, Mark pisses on the ancestral tree.
The guy starts screaming at him, it runs over,
and in Swedish yells, put your disgusting tick away.
Yeah.
I want to say that now, every time I walk into a bathroom and someone's already out a year old, but you're disgusting to go. I mean, Mark is an asshole, but in his defense, someone should have told him that was the
ancestral tree, like when he got there, like, don't sit on that, you know what I mean?
Like people might sit on a fallen tree.
Don't, don't toucest.
I also love that, like, he's like just kind of a douche and the whole time he's fucking vaping. Well, yeah, it's like pastoral beauty.
Gusting.
And it's like such a good indication that someone's an asshole.
Like when you would see people like vape in the museum before they banned it.
And it's like, just because you can't try and thaugh.
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but to like, slow your role.
To be fair to him, in defense of him,
because I'm defending all the assholes tonight,
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gonna beat the shit out of him and now Mark is like, this guy's gonna kill me
when they're at their meal. He's just staring him down. And previously is when we
see the tapestry that describes how to make a love potion. Oh yeah, do you want to talk through the panels on that? Sure, it's looking at a guy, thinking he's a th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the they. they. they. they. they. they. the the the they. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thee. theeeeeate. theea. theea. theea. theea. thea. thea. the. the. the. the. th.the panels on that? Sure, it's looking at a guy thinking he's cute, yeah, trim in your pubs. Yeah, like, I mean these are step one step two here.
Menstrel blooding into a cup, right. Uh-huh.
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Yeah, I'm sure you can get that somewhere.
I'm sure it's somewhere on the internet.
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Can you embroider this for me?
I did want to start picking up needlepoint.
Maybe I'll do my own.
I think that's an excellent first project for you. You could critique my pubs. So when they're sitting down at this meal and Danny was brought in to help make the meat
pies and they're all serving their food.
And she's gotten like some camaraderie with the women making the meat pies too, it seems
like they're starting, they're like bringing her into the fold.
Yeah, that's exactly what I was thinking.
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Human folding.
But he, so Christian gets a special pie delivered to him.
Like, they're delivering them down the line and then a woman walks up.
It's like, oh, who And then he bites it to his pie and he's disgusted and he pulls
out a piece of hair and Mark goes oh is that a pub? I think so. Yeah I was like
yes Ariastra we got it. Yeah we saw the goddam tapestry.
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Yeah, this is where we see her getting even further into realizing that he is the worst.
Yeah, truly the worst.
Yeah. Which is nice. I'm glad that we see it happen over time.
Yeah.
And Josh has asked if he could take pictures of the, what is it, the Rue?
Rottie? Yeah, and the guy's like, no, definitely, definitely, definitely, do that. And it's written by this Oracle who is a, they say throughout
the movie that they're very specific about who can breed with who, right? So you're
not inbreeding, except for their oracles are extremely inbred.
This is very bizarre. It is very bizarre because when you think about extreme in breeding and like how does that even work because you can have to go a couple
generations right? I would think. Yeah. It's very odd. So this character is
Rubin. Yes. And he doesn't really serve much of a purpose except for what
happens to Mark right? And Josh. And he's there for Christians sex in
times too. Oh is he? He's laying in the background watching. Oh I didn't notice that. Oh boy. Oh God. And I think he's just there to like look odd.
Like well the camera like zoom in on his face and stuff. Oh I don't think I
realized he was in the room. Yeah, yeah. Oh damn. Gross. Weird. This whole thing is so fucked up. So Josh sneaks out in the night to, the the night, like, like, like, the night, the the the night, the th, th, th, like, th, thi, thi, like, thi, like, thi, the thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the thi, thi's the thi's thi's thi's thiiiiiiii's thiiiii's thi's thi's thi's thi, thi, thi night to, with the night when it's a little bit darker.
Yeah, it's dusk.
To take pictures of the thing.
And Mark has gone missing at this point as well.
He went off into the woods with a lady who's been giving him the eye.
And we said, Stink eye.
That's not the one.
The less than stink eye.
So Josh goes into the like church library and he's taking photos of the book and you see in a big paint of glass there's someone, someone standing behind him.
Mm-hmm. Which is also something he did in her her hereditary a lot. Yeah, you're right.
Because there's also a scene earlier on when she goes into the outhouse and like lights a match and there's someone standing behind her. That's right. Yeah. That is so scary. Yeah. I forgot to talk about how scary. the the to to to to to the to to the to to the the to to the to the the the the the the to the the the the the the the the the the the the to the the the the the the the their. their. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their in the mirror when she's like tripping. Yeah. That is so scary. I forgot to talk about how scary that is.
Yeah.
And never look in a mirror when you're tripping in alone, by the way.
Oh, I can't imagine.
Just like your eyes are gonna look all fucked up.
You're gonna get scared, don't do it.
You're gonna accidentally say candy tod. mouth. Nobody wants that. And what if it was just Tony Todd not getting him? Hey, what's
going on? Too much Tony Todd? I am an actor. You still have bees in your mouth. Oh, is that happening?
So there's someone standing behind him in the glass and we turn around and it's Mark.
Yeah. But it's someone naked from the waist down. Oh, it's so pale.
So what I was reading about this, it's like he's wearing, it's someone who has skinned Mark.
Yeah, and is wearing Mark's head, skin and leg skin. So he's got his peeper.
Oh, that was Mark's peeper. Oh, shit. I thought it was just a, I thought it was just a I thought it was just a naked
from the waist down wearing someone else's head. That's probably what it is but
I like the idea of making human pants. Yeah I mean you're gonna have to be
this is a Julia from a hellraiser two problem though because like your
legs are gonna have to be bang on same size in your waist and your waist. to keep their dick up on your where you're on
your dick on the dick on the dick on the dick and then when I dick you dick we
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Like, I guess people did it on purpose.
It seemed like they wanted to go.
It's true.
I mean, they describe it as being like, you know.
This amazing thing you're doing for your village.
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Can he wear a t-shirt? Like just pro at a strupa?
I cannot.
So, but just the, but just the, the scene of the dude wearing Mark's head when he like comes up and looks down,
because Josh gets knocked out with the hammer.
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Someone was just in the room with him and knocked him out.
But then Mark Head comes and stares at him.
And he's like Mark's still making like a dufy face,
even though it's just a skinned head,
which I think is also actually very funny.
It's like, what, what's up?
Whiz!
Whiz!
Whiz!
And throughout the movie, we've had the instances of the weird breathing that we did at
the beginning?
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Do it?
Yeah, you're right.
I don't know why I have to think about it.
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If you haven't tongue up yet, you have now.
I do like that my, the one woman who Christian is going to make a baby with, her name is Maja. Maya. Maya. Sorry. And every time I typi tipe it out out that that that that that that in that that in that in that in that in that in that in that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that in that in that in that in that in that in that in that in that in that in that in that in that's that's that in that in that in that in that in that in that in that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's. It it. It's. It's. It's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the the the the the the the the the the the the the thea. the one. the the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one her name is Maja? Maya. Maya, sorry.
And every time I typed it out, my tablet auto-corrected it to Maga.
Oh no, oh no.
It should have been Mazda, make Swean.
M-A-J-A.
Make America juicy again.
Let's make America juicy again, though. Like the sweatpants? Yeah.
I always wanted a pair of sweatpants that just said objectify my ass across
the ass. I thought that would be very funny. It's a lot of words, the problem.
I wanted juicy in quotation works. It's juicy but it's J-O-O-C-E-E.
It's like, what?
You might as well just get Jodisi if you're going that for.
Ah, would-wear Jodisi sweatpants.
I'm very into your occasional Jodisi references, which people definitely love.
Who's Jodisi's hit?
It's like a real, real good ballad, yeah.
Oh, yeah. I can't remember the words to it.
That's Casey and Jojo.
That's Casey and Jojo who are members of Jodisi.
Whoa, I didn't know that!
Fuck, I can't remember Jodas.
I'm looking it up.
We'll see what Jodisi's most played song on Spotify is.
And like, why do we do these things? Freaking you perhaps? Hmm. Hmm. Let me just, let me hit it. God, where
did we come? How did we get here? Oh, Mark's Paper. Yeah. I mean, just, I don't know. There's
just something, I think It Follows was the movie that hit this the hardest. Like, naked
people in not naked situations is fucking creepy as hell. Very creepy. Especially like a menacing
naked person. Yeah. And not in a rapy way in a killing way. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Oh we see a bear in a cage too, right? Early on. Because the, I think it's Simon is like, are we just not going to talk about the bear in the cage? And Ingummar just goes, it's a, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it, it, it, it, it, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the, th, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the the th, th, th, the the th, the th, the the the the the the th, the the the the the the the the the the th, the the the the th, the the th, th, the the th, the the th, th, the th, is the th, is th, is th, is th, is th, is thi, thi, thi, the thee an thean, thean, thi. the an thi. thi, thi, thi, thi not going to talk about the bear in the cage? And Ingmar just goes, it's a bear. And they move on.
Okay, so the next day after we see Mark's peeper and dead face,
Danny ends up drinking like mushroom tea and participating in the Maypole dance competition.
And Christian has thrown Josh under the bus saying he definitely stole the book that's missing. Oh yeah, he's like we want want wea wea wea wea we want wea we want wea we want we want we want we want we want we want wea wea wea wea wea th th th th th th th th th has thrown Josh under the bus saying he definitely stole the book that's missing. Oh yeah, he's like we want nothing to do with him and we would be so embarrassed.
Like, I don't even know if you'd call him a friend.
So weird.
Just such an asshole.
And the whole time Danny's looking at him like, the fuck.
Yeah.
Oh man.
And she's also great because she's like, she has such a presence, but she's like five foot tall.
Yeah.
So it's like, she's really commanding in a, yeah.
She's very commanding.
That's a great way to describe her.
I wanted to watch, I haven't watched it yet,
but she's in a movie, a W. W.E.
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like she doesn't look the same in any of the movies she's in. Oh, interesting. Her dad has played my Nick Frost of like Hot Fuzz and
Sean of the Dead, like the chubby dude. Yeah. So I really want to watch that
because I think like she does have that like it's like yeah that presence about
herself that would be great in a wrestling like situation. I deeply want to
watch this movie. I didn't know it existed. I'm very excited about it. Dewein the Rock Johnson's in it. Of course he is there is is is is is is is is is is is is is is. Is their. Is their. Is their. Is their. Doen. Doen. Doen. Doen. Doi. Doi. Doi. Doi. Doi. Doi. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. D. D. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. D. I. I. I. I. I. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. the. th. the. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I movie? He's in it. I'm surprised he didn't just pop out at one point in this movie.
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oh is it Mortal Kombat where the whooppy guy pops out of things out of the side of the street and goes,
whoopee! Whoopi? Whoopi? There's a deep cut for you. No, but you're right.
So Danny starts, she starts dancing in the Maple dance.
And so the instructions are being yelled, the dance instructions are being yelled in Swedish.
And a lot of the Swedish in this movie is not subtitled for us, which I think is to make
us feel disoriented, because they are disoriented too.
So she's high and doing this dance in the sun seemingly for hours.
Mm-hmm. As like it's like a musical chairs, people fall out and you just keep going around.
But literally fall out. Yeah, they're vomiting because they've taken mushrooms. Yeah, or they just trip over,
it seems like if you hit the ground, like it's like a like a royal rumble where if you hit the ground you're out.
Huh, you brought it all together. Yeah, well, if you're going to start talking about wrestling,
I'm going to get wrestling on the brain. It's just hard for me.. Yeah, that's happening for her a lot in this,
which I really like, especially when,
after she wins and it's crown the May Queen,
and then they're sitting at the big meal.
And the flowers and plants are just pulsating,
but like just lightly, like enough to catch your attention,
but not enough to like steal the scene,
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But she's like in control everybody now,
she's controlling when they sit down and stand up.
And while this is happening, Mark,
or sorry, Christian is tripping balls.
Right, and he's doing that like head down,
I can't stop shaking thing I love the old man that's like, well, Christian's like, I don't know what's going on and the old
man just claps in his face.
Yeah, he was, why did you do that?
He makes like pooky lip before he's, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo.
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I don't know why I can't get that one. Because you read this movie. You read it instead of watching it.
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Yester's like foreshadowing? I want to know what all the other stuff was that was
printed on the wall now though? Like was it all was the whole movie? It was just story boarded up there. Maybe. So he gets pulled into the sex room. they're the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the th. the the th. the the th. It's th. It's th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the th. the the tho. the the the the thoo. the the the tho. tho. th. th sex room, or they're gonna do the sex in, or she's laid down on a beautiful bed of flowers, right?
With like 12 naked ladies. That's how I lost my virginity too.
And they're singing a beautiful song. It's gorgeous. Except for me it was rainbow in the dark.
Also beautiful song. I wish that was a joke.
Oh no! I know I hate myself.
I don't do your rules.
Yeah.
Hard pass.
That's a dope song though.
I'm so glad my husband doesn't listen to this podcast.
Just find you wistfully staring off into the middle distance a finger to rip on the dark.
When I see lightning!
But it's like a Bjork album is happening while her.
It's always hits.
So they start fucking.
Yeah. And this woman comes over and is like beautifully singing in Maya's face.
She's an angel.
And then starts singing in Christian's face.
And then it's going on for too long, so this old woman comes up and just starts pushing on its butt.
Yeah, like finish already.
Not like hard or anything, just like, yeah, come come, come, throw those.
Don't get tired. I love that when everything's done, and Maya is like
bowling her legs up and like, you know,
making sure she's been inseminated.
He goes running outside and his dick is just covered in blood.
And I was like, oh, that's probably a tidbit that I didn't need to say. I thoee, some diicks are purple. th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, just, just, thi, just, thi, like, thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, thi, thi, thi, th I didn't need to see. Oh, it was covered in blood. I thought he just had like a real purple dick.
I didn't know.
Some dicks are purple.
Oh, for sure.
Yeah.
Historically.
Yeah, he's covered in blood in his cross-cal areas.
Oh, you know.
That's gross. It's upsetting. Yeah, I'm hurt by this scene. But you know, like the first time I saw this movie,
it's weird, like, what he's done is terrible and fucked up,
but like, it's been, you're so disoriented and they're like so immersed in it at that point
that it almost seems like they're just going along with whatever everybody's doing,
it almost doesn't seem like, it's weird.there's like a weird I don't know do you know what I'm saying yeah
there's like an aspect of it there's like this is what's supposed to be
happening right this is what's been ordained to happen exactly and we just
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She sees this happen and she starts basically like whaling.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then they all start whaling with her, which is how we are to understand that she's
now one of them.
Yeah, yeah.
She's been accepted. Also, that's like a, that's, that's, that's, that's an extremely, that's, that's,ing down and whaling, which is very evocative.
Absolutely.
And biblical.
Yeah.
I also love when she, because she sees Christian in Flagrante.
And when she's like, oh, what's going on in there?
And the poem's like, that's not for us.
Let's go over here. And then she makes like the ultimate pouty face, like, she's so expressive and just like, hmm, and walks like, she's like a peanuts character.
Yeah, she looks like a little kid that's like,
mm-mm, no.
Yeah, and the woman is just like, I think you should not.
Yeah.
So then we see her sitting on a dais covered in this like floral gown thing.
Later is one of the funniest scenes in the fucking movie.
I know, I know.
And they're basically, Christian has run around,
he finds Simon, who's been blood eagled.
Yeah.
With his lungs.
That's a thing.
It's a Viking thing.
Is it?
Yeah.
Oh, damn.
Like the most insulting thing you could do is like take someone's lungs outside of their their their their their their tho.
thing you could do is like take someone's lungs outside of their body while they're still alive. While they're still alive? How does it even fucking work?
His lungs were pulsating. No he wasn't alive was he? Oh my god. Oh my god. I thought he was just
chirping. But he's also got daisies in his eyes or like sunflowers or something.
And he also just sees Josh's licks sticking up out of the ground which I liked. It was like, fuck it, we couldn't be bothered.
I did too, except that later when we see Josh, he has both his feet.
Oh, I think he was just buried under there like they were trying to grow him.
He's not big enough for the fire yet.
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Mr. Fuggy's him.
There you go.
So, Mr. Fuji, I think it was.
Well, there's also like the voodoo guy who did that too.
Papa Shango.
Yes, Papa Shango.
Yes, Papa Shango. Hey, quick plug, my friend started a non-racist, non-sexist,
what's the word for what?
Like all-inclusive?
All-inclusive wrestling promotion here in Pittsburgh called Enjoy Wrestling.
Their first show is going to be in May.
Oh shit, that's awesome.
They got a space and everything.
Yeah, yeah, over in Uptown.
Yeah, it's going to be dope.
So look them up. Enjoy wrestling Pittsburgh. Go see the show. I wonder if we can do like ringside announcing for a podcast. Um, I bet they would be happy to be involved in some way.
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Like almost like a wheelbarrow, wheelbarrow, that's a fucked up word of wicker. Yeah. And they lay everything out for
they're like, hey, we got to kill nine people.
We've already got eight. So you get to say, and we've got Ulf and Ingamar have decided they're going to go.
Why do they do that? I guess it's an honor? Yeah, yeah. It's so fucking sad.
It is extremely sad. But also that is that how Pela's parents died? Yeah, oh
absolutely. But I thought they only did this once every 90 years. Oh boy.
Is he much older than I think he is? He does seem older than them. Sure, but not by that much.
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tube yawn or is it going to be Christian? And the next thing we know Christian's inside a disemboweled
bear, where he belongs. And they've told us that he is paralyzed, he can't move, he can't speak, but he's awake for all of it. Because we see from his point of view for a minute. Q. to to to to to to to to to to the to to their. to their. to to th. their. th. to th. th. th. th. the. the. to to to be a to be a to be a to be a toe. toe. thi. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. their, their. their. their. their. their. Ch. And, their. And, the the the the the the the the the the the their. And, their. And, their. And, their. And, their, their, their, the. And, the. And, the. And, the. And, thea. And, thea. And, thea. And, toe. And, thea. And, th. And, they. And, the to Twitter and look for hashtag bear guts.
Alexandra Hill did a live tweeting of watching this movie with the
hashtag bear guts and it's pretty amazing. That is pretty amazing. They do
put that bear's hot dogs on the outside. So yeah they sew him into the
bear costume. He's in the yellow building with everybody else who's
died. Yeah. I love that Mark's head is just a full of hay. See I couldn't tell if that was
Mark or Connie because it looked like it could have been Connie. Connie's the
soaking wet body that they're wheeling in. Is she wet? I could it just seemed
something seemed very off like she was under water for a while. Okay.
Okay. Because yeah Mark was the one that was stuffed for sure.
That makes sense. Yeah. They're just like tossing his body. Yeah, they're like dropping him up.
Like he weighs nothing. And so, and then they wheel Christian in and light the blaze up. So one of the
town elders comes in and gives Ulf and Ingmar like like some U-tree sap or something.
Yeah, for the pain. It does not work? I wouldn't imagine. No, because we hear them just screaming
as they're burned alive, which is really upsetting. And then again all the villagers start screaming and
yeah. Oh yeah. And then Danny starts screaming because she's one of them. Yeah. And then she starts laughing. And then she smiles. Yeah. Yeah. And that's the end the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tree tree tree tree tree. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the pain. the pain. the pain. the pain. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tree. tree. tree. tree. tree. tree. tree. tree. tree. tree. tree. tree. tree. tree. tree. tree. tree. tree. tree.'s one of them, and then she starts laughing.
And then she smiles.
Yeah.
And that's the end of the fucking movie.
But we forgot to talk about her walking across a field wearing this like never-ending
story costume style of like, she looks like a creature from the never-ending story of flowers.
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Alan. Would you go to the ratings face? Sure. Keep me a rating on this movie. I loved it.
Did you? So the first time I saw it, I loved it and was like, huh? That was something.
And then the second time I saw it, I feel like I picked up a lot more and had a lot more like emotions about it, you know, how you do. Sure. And I loved it even more the second
time. Oh nice. I'm gonna give it a 10. Yeah I am. I loved it. You know what for me to
give a movie that's on for two and a half god-dame hours a 10, it has to be really, really good. Because you know how much I hate to sit still still to sit still to sit still to sit still to sit still to sit the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their th. thi thi thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, their, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. I th. I their their their their their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, tip, tip, tip, the tipe, the the the the the the the the the their, their, their. Because you know how much I hate to sit still for that long. It's true.
But I think that the length is almost necessary to get you in that mindset of like, well, you live here now,
everything's fucked up and upside down and you just go along with it.
I feel like the length, amount of time you spend there is necessary.
Yeah, I feel like it's definitely you feel the two and half hours of that movie, but it's not like, you're never slogging through it.
No, it seems like it should be,
because not that much happens.
No, and it takes a while to get to the Killen's.
Yeah, oh yeah.
So, I will give this movie a nine.
I really enjoyed it.
I had much more reaction the first time I watched it, for sure, because because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because. There's so much like me laughing uncomfortably because I'm shocked about laughing. Yes, yes. But yeah it's a
really fun ridiculous movie and like I feel like it's something I could watch
again and it will keep revealing more and more of itself to me like this dude makes masterful
movies. Right. Like the fact that this is his second film. It's bananas. I can't wait for his turn. He's got to do like a bad movie. Oh yeah,
it's gonna have Vindiesel in it, I'm sure of it. But yeah, like this movie, I felt like
the first time I saw it, I was so shocked and also just so taken aback that it wasn't what I expected after her. Sure. Sure, yeah. That's, I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I'm thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. It's thi. thi. thin thin thin thin th. It's th. It's th. It's thin thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's thin thin the. It's the. It's thee. It's to to to to to to theeeeeeeeeeeeeee. thin. the. the. It's going caught but didn't really think about all of the idea of her like now having a home and having a family,
like how Pella says to her like, I always felt held and now and like he, that's what he wants for her.
Yeah, and now she has it, you know, for better or for worse, but there's got to be times where you just wait. My friends are dead. Yeah, my family's dead. But now she's there's got there's got there's got there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's got their their their their their their their their their their their th. thi thi their thi. But thi. But thi. But their their their their their their their their their their their that's that's that's that's their that's their that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's te. te. te. te. te. te. ti. te. te. tel. the tel. the the the tel. tel. tel. t's got this family. These friends. She's got Olna and Maya and you know.
And she'll be sent out to tour-born. Toerik people to come here and get murdered. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Well, once he did it once, probably not that bad the second time. She already murdered her boyfriend.
To be fair, he had it coming. It's true. No one feels bad for it. No, you really don't, do you?
Uh-uh, no.
And it's not, it's not plate, like there's not that like lingering shot.
You see him burning and just like, okay?
Yeah.
There's no like, oh my, I feel so bad for this guy, right?
Because I think that's also sort of tempered by the fact, that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you feel bad for them. Yeah. Because they didn't think this was going to hurt, I think.
I love that they make eye contact and then Ulf starts screaming.
It's like, can you look away?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Do you want to go to mail back?
All right.
Katie.
Alan.
We got an email that I'd like to read. from someone whose first name is just a period. I won't give their less name. Okay. Super anonymous.
Super anonymous.
They said, I found your podcast three months ago
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Nice.
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That's like three a day.
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Thank you.
Thank you, A period.
Yes.
I really appreciate that, genuinely.
That's really sweet.
I'm glad we're not dry.
No, no.
No, no.
We're juicy.
J-O-O-C-E-E-E-E, that's the. What are we doing next week?
Next week we are continuing our month of folk, folk horror.
Folk is a hard word for me to say pastoral.
Do what you gotta do.
But they're not all that.
Country horror.
Country horror.
Rural is also rural ger.
I'll just say rural.
I'll just say rural. You know it's an easy one? Rural. Rural. Rural is also rural ger. I'll just say rural. I'll just say rural.
You know it's an easy one?
Rural, rural ger.
Um, see now I've forgotten.
Oh, Wickerman.
We're doing the original Wickerman.
With Christopher Lee.
And Edward Woodward.
Edward.
Ingrid Pitt and Brick Eckland.
All the names.
All the Hammer Movie ladies.
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Oh, did you?
You owned it on digital versatile disc.
Yeah, of course it was.
And this is like, where are you going to rent it from?
You just reached into your shirt and pulled it out.
I just hacked like a cat and pulled it out like it had been there all along. I just hacked like a cat and pulled it,
here it is.
Not on the carpet!
Wouldn't they ever throw up on the wood floor though?
Shitheads.
They're monsters. They are.
They are. The only piss on the wood floor.
Oh my god. Come back next week for us to talk about how much we hate our cats.
Just kidding, they're lovely.
And I hate them.
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grub, hub.
Lagoon.
Fucking on a boat is gross.
Do you think?
I think it would be weird.
Fucking on a boat, fucking on a boat, fukein' on a boat.
Ew, it probably smells fishy.
Fucking on a boat, fucking on a boat, ew, it probably smells fishy, fucking on a boat, fucking on a boat.
Ah, boots are gross though.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Yo, that's not real.
What are you doing?
This is so unsanitary.
It creeps the shit out of me.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Let me smagin' a girl.
I lost it.
I lost it.
Man, shoulder shimmy.
Oh, sexy.
Sexy. Very, very sexy.
Could you give a shark collab dance?
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