When Reality Hits with Jax and Brittany - POWERSLAP!
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Hello everybody and welcome back to When Reality Hits.
Hey everybody, how you doing?
We had an amazing weekend.
It was Super Bowl weekend, which I'm sure
everybody had a great time, but we were at the bar
and it was probably definitely the busiest day
we've ever had so far.
Yeah, yeah, super busy weekend.
Just to back it up even further, I started off in Vegas,
then decided to leave Vegas.
I think my lawyer and I were the only ones leaving Vegas
and we had to make it back to the Super Bowl
and Super Bowl Sunday, which was absolutely amazing.
Packed bar, everybody and anybody, I felt was at our bar.
I felt really cool.
Yeah, it was a lot of fun.
What did you think about everything?
Did you even watch the game?
I feel like you were running around bus and table the whole time.
So every time I'm there at the bar,
I feel like it's just me to go and start helping the waitresses
and the waiters out.
I'm just so proud of my bar and I'm proud of our staff.
And they're so stressed out.
And I just wanted to make sure that I'm there every time.
I don't mind helping them out.
I thought our bar did really, really well.
We had a lot of cool people there.
It was just buzzing.
It was buzzing.
But yes, I can't sit still.
And I need to work.
Not me.
I just sit there and enjoy the time, enjoy everything.
Yeah, you enjoy it.
I love my Cosmigo's tequila shots.
You know, I just go around to different tables making sure everybody's happy.
You know, I feel like I'm a host when I'm there.
Oh my gosh.
Well, the halftime show was absolutely awesome.
I am the biggest usher fan, so I was looking forward to that so much.
Did you even watch it?
I couldn't tell you who won the game.
I couldn't tell you I didn't watch any of the halftime show.
I paid zero attention, but I did win some bets.
I won a square for $100 and I won the color
of the Gatorade for $1,000.
What color was the Gatorade?
It was purple.
It was purple and this is the third.
And that is a very rare color of Gatorade, I feel like.
These are called prop bets.
So these are the fun bets you do.
Like for people who don't really care about football
as much as me, I'm not really big into it.
But you know what I'm big into?
The fun bets.
Who's gonna score first?
Who's gonna score first?
The ring, the coin toss, I lost that one.
I didn't bet on who's gonna score first.
I did bet on Kelsey getting two touchdowns.
I lost that. But my big one was the color of the Gatorade. And for those of you don't
know what I'm talking about at the end of the game, they always dump the Gatorade on
the winning coach. So this is my third year.
I wouldn't know what we're talking about.
So I'm just kind of filling everybody in. For those of you don't know.
I probably know more about football than you do.
100%. I'm a big hockey guy. I follow hockey. But no, I really didn't get into the,
to the Super Bowl A because my Detroit Lions didn't make it this year.
They got far though.
They got real far. They could've, if they would've won, they would've been the Super
Bowl. And, and B, I just feel that the NFL has gotten a little scripted.
Oh my God. We're not getting into this. I think that Taylor Swift definitely got a lot
of people to watch that game.
It definitely was.
I feel like it was Taylor Swift versus Usher, not Kansas City versus the 49ers.
Oh my gosh.
Usher was awesome.
It's been so crazy though, cause like Alicia Keys came on and they did my boo.
My boo, you know, so that was another bet I had.
So they, um, they were singing and doing their show.
I mean, they're putting on a show for everybody,
but people made such a big deal about it
because Alicia Keys is married
and we're trying to act like that they were like
too lovey-dovey and stuff on stage.
I'm like, they're putting on a show.
It's a song called My Boo.
Like he like hugged her from behind.
It was so good.
I don't know why people get so butt hurt
over such little things.
What is, was it the fans or the ones that butt hurt
or did her husband?
No, her husband did a post and took up for her.
It was like, you guys are focusing on the wrong thing.
Did you not see that beautiful dress
that went all the way across the stage?
He was like, they did awesome.
That song is awesome.
Like he, he did a whole post like taken up for it
because so many people were acting crazy
about it on social media.
So if they don't care, nobody else should care.
I know, it's like they were putting on a show.
Yeah, it's real quick.
If, say, Brittany is up there performing with Usher.
And he, uh...
Oh, I would die.
And you see some similar kind of behavior.
What's your reaction to that, sir?
I mean, it's part of the show.
It's what you gotta do.
I'm sure, I mean, their performers, this is what they do for a living.
I mean, think about actors.
They make out with people and like have sex scenes in movies.
Yeah, but then sometimes after them, they're divorced.
They get divorced and they end up stating the other person.
Would you let me dance with Usher?
I mean, I think so.
I think I'm pretty comfortable in my marriage where I mean,
yeah, I think I would.
Hey, I would love for him to dance and sing, hey, hey,
hey daddy.
All right, to get back.
I love Usher.
Just to another one of my prop bets,
I did bet on Usher's first song,
because I thought it was going to be, hey, was it, yeah, yeah,
and I lost because it was.
I thought it was, yeah.
They closed with you. They closed with you. So I lost that one. I only bet $20 on that one. And I lost because it was. I thought it was. Yeah. They closed with you.
They closed with you.
So I lost that one.
I only bet $20 on that one.
So I did last time.
But so yeah, those are the fun bets.
That's what I like doing.
So yeah, the halftime show
because Alicia Keys came out.
Right. Who else?
Ludacris and little John.
Little John. I loved it.
I missed the whole thing.
I love Ludacris, though.
Remember whenever we saw Ludacris in Vegas,
we didn't even know that we were going to a Ludacris show. Remember? It was a random event. We had like front row.
It was the best night ever.
Front row at the Mandalay Bay. Awesome. Awesome. It was really, really cool. Had a great time.
So just to back it up a little bit before that, I went to Vegas. I was invited to this
thing called Power Slap. Now for those of you who don't know what it is
it is a branch of the UFC that Dana White started and
It's basically you're standing up on stage
facing another
You know another guy or girl and you got your hands behind your back and you're holding on to a noodle
Like think of a noodle from in your pool and you got to let somebody hit you. Now mind you, slap you, slap you. These are, yeah, yeah, that's actually slap you. So
mind you, these are just like fighters. These are some scary people and you're,
they're allowing you to hit them in the face. I mean, the women have like huge muscles that do it.
The women are huge. I mean, they're all like X, like, I mean, they're scary fighters,
they're fighters, you know, so, and they get to slap you across the face. Now, it was, I mean, they're scary individuals. They're fighters, you know, so, and they get to slap you across the face.
Now, it was, I mean, I've watched this on TikTok
and all this other stuff and I was just in awe.
So how I got invited was I was traveling
and I saw this and I hit up Power Slap
and I'm like, what is this?
I'm intrigued.
And then the next thing you know,
they invited myself and my friend, we went out there
and I mean, they treated us like with the nines.
I mean I was sitting next to Tom Brady, I'm sitting next.
Did you talk to Tom Brady?
No, I didn't talk to Tom Brady.
You're the buddy and you say hi
if you were sitting next to him.
Because they sat down, they put their stuff on,
everybody was walking around,
but our chairs were all lined up.
I think my buddy Bob Menre was there.
A lot of YouTubers and TikTokers that I didn't know
when I was there.
Did you meet anybody new?
I did, I met a lot of people,
but I couldn't tell you who they are. If you were there new? I did, I met a lot of people, but I couldn't tell you
who they are.
If you were there, you would have known everybody.
Well, those power slappers are crazy because,
I mean, they like fall and have seizures and everything.
It's like scary.
And if you miss, like, so I watched, I put money on it.
Like, mind you, this has only been six events.
So there's not like, oh, that guy's awesome.
There's only been six events so far.
But I bet on the females.
There's two females, just because I thought it'd be more, more interesting. And that's
how I got hooked on this. I was watching Brittany, she's absolutely incredible. And she was facing
this fighter this time, she was actually facing a UFC fighter. And I put, I think I put 100
bucks on Brittany. And what happened was, you can't leave your feet when you're slapping.
You have to keep both feet on the ground.
You can't lift your heels and you can't flinch.
The other person can't go like that or they get to redo it.
Wait, what?
You can't flinch.
You cannot flinch.
And if you miss this face, you miss right here.
If you hit right here, you hit an artery and you pass out automatically.
So if you miss...
You saw somebody pass out, didn't you? Yeah, people pass out, people have convulsions,
people go right into seizures, watch my Instagram.
How many times did they hit each other three times?
So they go back and forth.
Like I hit you, then you hit me, then I hit you, then you hit me.
Yeah.
And then they go on points.
So if you flinched or if you club, clubbing as if you have your hand a little bit closed,
that means you're going to hit the temple or underneath.
Anyway, look it up on Instagram, it's at powerslap.
Well, my sister actually used to send me videos
from powerslap forever ago,
because there was one time that this guy's face
got stuck to the side.
And it stayed like that.
The best part of powerslap is watching the slow motion
retake.
The whole jaw and their faces moved to the side and come back and you're
just kind of like, well, this guy's didn't come back. It was like stuck like that for
a good minute. It was insane. You gotta look that up. And they don't tell you how much
they're winning. They don't, they will not talk about the winnings or whatever. So I
don't know how much and it's a genius move by Dana White. He, what he does is he takes
care of everybody's hotel accommodations,
everything at the hotel, food and everything, but he brings everybody in and then he gets all these influencers and they're all promoting it. Now this was a genius time to do it because
everybody was in town for the Super Bowl, so therefore he didn't have to pay for everybody's
hotel. Everybody was already in town and it was just a genius marketing move.
A good way, yeah, a good way to get the word out about power slapping.
And then they go, hey, Jackax, we can't wait to have you
at the next one.
And I'm like, yeah, then I see the date
and it's my son's birthday.
Yep, no, we're not doing that.
Jax was trying to convince me to go to a freaking power slap
on my son's birthday.
I was like, absolutely not.
My goal was to bring the family to Vegas.
We do a fun family day all day.
Then when my kid goes to bed at eight o'clock, we have the nanny come in, we go down to power slap, and then we come back
up to the room. But his birthday party is scheduled for the very next day. I know you're
right. It's okay. I can't believe he's going to be three. I can't believe this is right.
Guys, we had a really, man, we're starting to get to that tough situation now where our
son's starting to know where he is. So we dropped him off at school. That doesn't sound
right. Well, he knows that he's going to school now. Yeah, he knows that he's going to school, yeah.
So we're getting a little bit of resistance, a little bit of crying.
It's not like where we dropped him off in the beginning and he took off.
Now he's holding on to mom.
Yes.
And where are you going with mom?
Breaking my heart.
Breaking my little heart.
It was tough to get here today.
We had to run.
We ran a little late, but that's because of a little cruisy.
He's starting to understand things now.
So, yeah.
So other than that, anyway, Vegas,
back to Vegas, it was a lot of fun,
met a lot of cool celebrities.
Then I was in that.
I know that you didn't talk to Tom Brady.
Tom Brady was like the least of the celebrities.
Like he was the lowest one that told me.
Okay, the Duncan commercial.
Charles Barkley, was it?
I ran into Charles Barkley.
The Duncan commercial that Tom Brady did with Ben Affleck
and Matt Damon and J.Lo.
That was hilarious.
Yeah.
Duncan put some serious coin into that commercial.
Yes, they did.
So did uh...
But it was very effective.
The, you know, those track suits, they were selling the track suits in the hats and they
sold out in like five minutes.
Of course they did.
Because everybody went in bottom.
Of course they did.
But I watched that commercial over and over.
I thought it was hilarious.
Of course.
Like, yeah.
Anyway, for those of you who don't know what it is,
look it up on Instagram, app Power Slap.
It was amazing.
The amount of celebrities there, it was just like,
and just bumping shoulders with people.
And by the way, you can't go to this event.
It is not open to the public.
They will not allow anybody to buy tickets.
It's sponsors and invite only.
I don't know when they're going to start selling tickets
to the public, but as of right now,
you can just watch it on TikTok.
Can a normal person do it? I would love for you to do it
What can I power slap you know
She wants me to do it
What I think they should do is a bravo one. No, you know what Jack said whenever he came home
He goes, you know, who would be really good at this Kristen Doty
I feel like she would be good at it, man.
She could take a beating.
I feel like she could take a beating.
I mean, Saucy did slap her in the face before.
I feel like.
And it didn't look like it flinched her,
or it didn't look like she flinched very much.
No, I went over to us.
Did a factor.
I went over to the marketing people and the PR people.
I go, what if you guys did a Bravo version of this?
I mean, how's it going?
Who would you want to slap? Well, I don't know. version of this? I mean, how would you want to slap?
Well, I don't know.
I have to think about that.
Who would I want to slap?
Who would you draft on your team for Power Slap?
Probably Brock.
It's all about the way, like,
everybody else on our shows, f**king pussies.
So, excuse my language,
but like, they're not going to be able to take a hit.
So.
If it was girls, I would definitely do Kristen for sure.
Yeah, I would definitely, I would sure. Yeah, I would definitely,
I would take Kristen for sure. And like NeNe Leakes for sure.
I would, you want the heavy hitters, man? You do. You do. You want, you,
you know, who else would you have for the guys? I don't know. Who else?
I think, uh, what about, um, um, Melissa Gorgas husband?
He's like, he's tough. I would take some of the Jersey guys, some of the Jersey housewife husbands.
Yeah.
Stacy just called that out.
Joe Gorgos.
Yeah, I would take that.
But, uh, I feel like it could go the celebrity route some way because they do it
for boxing, they do celebrity boxing.
Why would they do celebrity?
Oh my God, Jacks, please go do it.
Why do you want me to do it so bad?
It wants me to get hurt. I don't want you to get hurt. I mean, please go do it. Why do you want me to do it so bad? This is my wife wants me to get hurt.
I don't want you to get hurt. I mean, it's slapping, but I think it'd be hilarious.
These people, they fall on the floor and have seizures.
Well, hopefully they wouldn't hit your artery.
Can you get poked in the eye, too?
Yeah, a lot of things can happen.
It's pretty insane.
Did they put like chalk on their hands?
Yes, they do.
Yeah, they put chalk on their hands.
They scream at each other
There's a hype up coach where he goes, let's go. Let's go. Come on. And they get in there
You gotta psych yourself up. Mind you. You're getting slapped in the face by somebody. That's a lot bigger than you
Anyway, all right, enough of this
Hilarious, you know how big the audience is for one of these events. I mean again, it's right now
It's sponsors are allowed there
and VIP guests, meaning YouTubers, you know.
All people to promote.
Any people to promote.
But it's on TV, right?
It is on Rumble, which is UFC's new network.
That's Dana's new.
Well, my sister's been sending me videos from that
for a long time, so.
Yeah, Rumble.
I'm gonna do exactly what it was
even before you did, I think.
And I just, another shout out, I know Dana White's probably never gonna listen to this,
but thank you so much for taking care of, I mean, we had a beautiful suite at the Durango
Hotel.
We, I mean, they hooked us up with a full liquor bar and food and drinks and complimentary
this and they escorted me around the whole hotel.
I honestly felt like I was an A-list celebrity and I was, I was, I was beyond bottom of the
total poll there, beyond. So they treated me just as good.
I feel like just as well as anybody else.
And I just felt so humbled and I just want to say thank you out there to, uh,
the power slap team for having me.
I can't wait to come back.
You are just like on one with that power slap.
I know.
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Speaking of today, whenever we took cruise to school, it was so cute because I had to
make little valentines for his whole classroom and I just loved it. Like, it's such a mom
thing and I just loved it. Like it's such a mom thing.
And I just loved it.
The cutest little Valentine's.
Like I feel like time is just flying.
In the back of my head that you want me to get slapped.
I'm still thinking about the fact
that you still want me to get slapped.
But again, go ahead.
I mean, we've been together for nine years, so.
OK.
I'm just kidding.
I don't want you to ever get hurt.
You know that.
But Valentine's Day.
Yeah. What are we doing? What are you going to do for me?
I have it planned. I can't tell you about what's going on right now. Well, I did tell
you where we're going. We're doing a somewhat early dinner because the way I have it planned
and where we're going, can I say where we're going? We're going to Joffreys, which is a
place that is in Malibu. Can you actually say it like Joffreys?
Yeah, you're supposed to say Joffreys. Joffreys.
Yeah, it's like, I know, technically I would just say Joffreys, say it like Joffreys? Yeah, you're supposed to say Joffreys. Joffreys. Yeah, it's like, I know.
Technically I would just say Joffreys,
but it's Joffreys if you're fancy.
So, and tomorrow I'm fancy.
So we are, Brittany likes to be eating on the water.
Her favorite place is Moon Shadows,
but we do Moon Shadows for Easter and Mother's Day.
So I did want to do something on the water.
We've done Gladstones, we've done a couple other places.
Joffreys is kind of like,
it's just a beautiful steak house and the way it's on the rocks and it's just the way it's located. It's such
a beautiful scenery. And I set up our dinner for around 4.35, which is right when the sunset,
I think, is around coming. So it'll be a beautiful and
Cruises coming with it.
Cruises coming with it. It's a sit down dinner. So it's like a certain menu and everything,
but it's, I've never been there.
And I know Brittany hasn't been there,
and people say this place is beautiful,
it's been there a long time, so we're excited.
We're going to Joffrey's.
Are you gonna do anything romantic for me?
Yeah, I got something set up.
You do?
I do, I got some stuff set up.
I got some, you know.
What, your Jacks never does anything romantic.
Well, you know.
So I'm really, like, really excited to see
what this is gonna be like.
Yeah, I just thought, the fact that we're going a little earlier,
so we'll be home at a decent time, you know?
Yeah.
You know, we're not doing like late at night.
We're doing kind of somewhat like a brunch.
So it'll be nice.
And like I said, we'll be able to see the sunset.
It won't be too dark.
What's the most romantic thing that we have done, you think?
Oh yeah.
It's like, can you think of anything?
I think in the beginning,
we used to do a lot of fun stuff together.
Oh, I know what my favorite thing that we ever did was.
What?
In my, for my birthday, when we were in Mexico,
Port of Arta, we rented like a small yacht for the day
and it just had like a chef and a captain
and it was just Jackson and I
and we followed the whales.
The whales were migrating.
It just so happened that the whales
were migrating in Mexico.
It was just awesome. Amazing.
Humpbacks were coming right up to the boat and everything was really, really cool.
That was like the best day. Man, that was the best hotel we've ever been. We had a
really nice vacation. Yeah. Hotel. That was like my 30th birthday or something. 30th birthday.
It's by far the number one hotel that I've ever stayed in my life. I stayed at many,
many hotels. Hotel Mosai. Yeah. Awesome. We actually filmed there for Vanderpump Rules and we loved it so much that we went back
like two times after we filmed.
Now I hate, I hate all inclusive hotels.
Do not like them whatsoever because they're just, they're done cheaply.
Watered down drinks.
They're watered down, the food's never good, you get a lot of riff-raff.
But this one was, I mean, the best hotel I've ever stayed at.
And like everyone knows your name,
like all the employees are so nice.
It doesn't matter who they are,
they knew our name and they were just so nice.
It makes a difference whenever,
you know, customer service goes a long way.
It really does, it really, really does.
Okay, well I'm excited for Valentine's Day.
Tomorrow is gonna be a fun day,
especially, you know, with our whole family.
We decided to bring Cruise along with us.
And then I'm taking off to Montreal, and I'm going with Tom to go to this bar club called
Panjia.
Tom just left today, actually.
He's going to Toronto, and I'm going to meet in there on Friday.
So that's going to be our week.
Schwarzson, Jack's Take Canada.
Here we go.
Back again. We went to Montreal a few years back and now we're making a comeback.
I know I have a random question and this is off topic with, you know, with DoorDash
and Postmates and all that stuff.
And do you have your picture on your, like can people see your picture?
I don't think so.
I realized my picture is on my profile for DoorDash.
I don't use DoorDash, I use Uber Eats. Or Postash. I don't use DoorDash, I use Uber Eats.
Or Postmates.
I don't use Postmates either, I use Uber Eats.
Okay, well sometimes some restaurants do others.
Oh yeah, like there's certain ones
that I have had to use DoorDash
because they don't use it for Uber Eats.
Have you had a awkward or any kind of a weird encounter
with any kind of, even, I'll even take as far as Uber.
Have you had a weird encounter with anybody yet who recognized you or said
anything?
Um, I feel like one person did recognize me and they just were really,
really nice and it wasn't like anything weird.
The other day, um, I had a saucy order, you know, saucy is like where they
deliver liquor.
I always think you're saying saucy when you say that. Yeah.
Saucy.
It's a liquor delivery service.
And this man was just so nice.
He was just talking to me.
And of course he was like, where are you from with your accent?
You know, that's the first question I get.
And I was like Kentucky.
And he's like, my family's from Kentucky.
We were just, they're talking about Kentucky for a while.
And then he was just like so kind.
And at the end he was like, stay true to yourself, stay Kentucky. And I was like, thanks.
I know, I really love the older guys. I overtip with those guys. Because sometimes they'll get
some guys that are like, you can tell they're senior citizens, you know, and they're doing this.
And it's a lot of work for them. And I'm always so nice to them. But yeah, I haven't had any crazy
encounters. I've had a couple people when they come up to my house saying, I'm a big fan. I'm a
big fan. It's always when I'm in my sweats or looking like a piece of shit.
You know?
And it's always like, yeah, it'll be a female.
I'm a fan, I'm like, oh, thank you.
Well, that man that was talking to me, that was so nice to me.
I had my hair in like three braids because I was trying to have crimped hair.
So I braided it wet and I had like three separate braids like popping out of my head.
So I definitely looked really crazy that day, but he was so nice to me.
Do you feel like there's a black web
or a dark web of Uber drivers that are in like,
they're gonna do a tell all book one day
or they've had some kind of cr-
I feel like we're in the,
there's gonna be some true crime with Door Dash.
Well, there has been Uber stories
that have been horrible that have been on True Crime shows. Okay, so we haven't gotten Uber, you know, there has been Uber stories that have been horrible. That has been on true crime shows.
Okay.
So we haven't got, we've gotten Uber true crime, but we haven't gone like the door
dash ones yet.
I've like people doing weird shit.
Don't scare me.
I order things every single day.
Do you think people do weird shit to your food?
I mean, now the bags are like closed and they have like taped, they're taped down now.
They don't open them anymore.
So the stores put it together.
I think like back in the day, they didn't used to do that, but now every single time
I get something, it's either stapled or taped down.
I mean, there's just, I feel like we're just in a full-time gig economy.
Well, it's crazy because, you know, your parents always said like, don't ever ride in a car
with strangers and don't talk to people you meet on the internet.
And now we're like literally on our phones ordering rides from strangers from the internet.
I'm sorry I tapped into that weird topic.
I just thought maybe.
I guess we should get into what everybody wants to know.
Vanderpump Rules.
What is going on on the show?
Now we're doing Watch Parties at Jackson's.
I don't know if you guys know this.
We do this every Tuesday.
We do Watch Parties.
I have watched.
So we have a Watch Party tonight.
We have a watch party tonight. We have a watch party tonight.
I forgot about that. I have a watch party tonight at Jackson. That's right.
Oh my God, I forgot about that. So anyway,
I kind of remember a little bit of the first episode.
The first episode I got to see,
we were like 30 minutes behind or something at our bar for some reason. So I missed like the whole beginning intro, but I do know that
they gave our podcast a shout out. Hey, hey. Um, which is so funny cause like Santa
Vols telling Schwartz that he was so betrayed because of what Schwartz said on our podcast.
I was like, oh my gosh. Betrayed. You betrayed me, mother. Effer.
Yeah. And you betrayed Ariana and your best friends.
Like, and he was gonna say that he was betrayed
over our podcast.
And I also saw that, I don't know if you watched this last,
this sticks out in my head.
So Tom Sandoval decided to have a birthday party at his house
and he had his assistant tell Ariana,
Tom would like to have a birthday party at his home. He also
would like to invite you. Did you see that? No, I didn't know that he was reviling her.
Oh yeah. He's like, he's like, but if you do not like to go, he's going to pay for your
hotel room. And she's like, absolutely not. Absolutely. If he wants to have a party, he
can have it somewhere else. Now mind you, what people don't know, and this is a fact,
Tom pays the mortgage there. He pays the mortgage 100%.
Yeah, but she, I'm sure put down a deposit.
Yeah.
Just like me and you.
Right. But he pays the mortgage.
So I paid for a lot of my house as well, and I pay for all the bills. So I'm sure they'd
kind of do, have it worked out something like that as well.
No, no, no, no. And it's, it's known. It's a fact. Tom pays for all the bills and the
mortgage.
Yeah, but she was saying that they have a joint account That they put things into that the bill money comes out of I saw her talk about it on the after show
Don't be starting. I'm just going off of what he said. So why I mean
Yeah, and what I saw them talk about on the after show because I I get tagged in every single clip right now a very
Okay, I'm like this is not the Valley, but okay. By the way, did you see him on,
I guess he went on Nick Viles podcast.
Oh my gosh.
So my manager called me up.
He said, I don't know why he did that.
I didn't told him not to do that.
He not only was he in a half 45 minutes late,
he came in wasted.
And I felt so bad for Schwartz,
because I saw some tidbits.
He said something weird like,
I would never cheat like that again.
Like what?
Like what do you mean?
I would never cheat like that again.
Like how about you just don't cheat at all.
And I guess, okay, I guess the big thing for me
that stuck out in my head is,
how is Ariana taking the fact that at the end
of last week's episode, Lala called Raquel.
That was the first episode.
First, okay, it says, hey, kind of extending
the Yala branch, saying I know what it's like after going.
So you know where my head's going?
My head's going is like, we need to make some drama here.
Yeah, for sure.
And so let's have Lala call Raquel.
Yeah, that's exactly what happened.
See that's Tabbit scripted.
That's exactly what happened.
Tabbit scripted.
And you know, like, Lala's down to do whatever.
I know, she'll do whatever.
She's the best.
So I personally don't think she was like, I'm bored.
I think I'm going to call Raquel.
I think somebody on the other side said, you know what?
Why don't you go ahead and give her a call
when you spice things up a little bit.
It's kind of weird that she just, you know,
this was so huge and took over.
And then she's just not on the show at all.
So I'm sure they wanted to have like some little intro to it.
But nothing ever came from it anyway. Yeah, I think she's. But I'm sure they wanted to have like some little intro to it, but
nothing ever came from it anyway. So I just love Lala. She is hilarious. She is. I want to know, like, did she have a confrontation with Ariana now?
Well, they talked about it after on the show.
And what happened?
I don't really remember.
No.
No. I mean, I think, I mean, they're all fine now, obviously.
You know, that was filmed a long time ago.
Yeah. Now, I'm just curious.
Lala went to her show, Ariana show in Chicago or Chicago on Broadway.
Yeah.
So that's awesome.
Very cool.
She's like all over the billboards and everything.
It's insane.
Just forget and cheat it on.
Oh, whatever.
She actually is talented.
Like she's not.
Oh, I'm not.
I'm not saying she's not talented.
She's of course she's talented.
Dancing with the stars.
But she would have never gotten any of this if this wouldn't have done
Have this wouldn't have happened. This none of what this would have happened
Well, I mean we got the valley going Paul. Yes
Thank you for this happening because the valley got pushed a lot faster than it should have
Which I'm so excited. So I guess you're gonna be on episode eight of Vanderpump rules
Um, I think that's it because our Alex Baskin announced that our show is
going to be airing on the same night of episode eight.
I filmed a handful of times.
I've the very first one is going to be episode eight.
Okay.
Episode.
Yeah.
Okay.
So then I guess the valley is going to be leading right after that.
Yeah.
So you guys know, so yeah.
So that's episode eight is, it'll be my first episode.
We now we are going on episode three.
So yes, I am making my comeback.
Every week that another Vanderpump rules episode comes out
is just making me more and more nervous
because that means we're closer to the valley coming out.
I know, we're coming out like this
and we're not done filming it.
Well, we're done filming,
but we're just doing our confessionals and interview.
That's still got a camera in front of my face.
I'm filming until, filming is, there's a camera in front of my face, we're filming.
Yeah, I love it though.
Yeah, we're still doing it.
We're having a great time with it.
It's a lot of fun.
We're glad to be back.
Yeah, yeah.
Like I said, two years in the making on this show,
I'm just super proud of it.
I'm super proud of everybody on the show.
I think we do.
I think it's gonna be awesome
that people are gonna get to see like our family life.
Cause the last time
we were on TV was our wedding. Yeah. So that's been over four years now. Yeah. And now we
have. I gotta dust the cobwebs off a little bit. And now we have a son. And now we have
a son. And it's just like a whole different life. And I'm married. I mean we still have
lots of drama. Don't get me wrong. Right. The Valley is going to be filled with drama. Don't get me wrong. The Valley is going to be filled with drama. I mean, Kristen just goes crazy. I honestly, when I started this show, the whole reason why I did this, I was
like, listen, I'm excited about, I really want to come back to TV, but I don't want to go down that
Vanderpump route. What if we do something like this? And I was like, it's going to be a little less
drama. And I'm like, you know what? Yeah, right. I almost think it's more drama than there was on
Vanderpump. And I'm watching these Vanderpump. I'm like, this is not much going on. I mean, you know what? I almost think it's more drama than there was on Vanerpump. And I'm watching these Vanerpumps, like this is not much going on.
I mean, you and Kristen are still on the show.
So think about that.
Man, it's almost like we didn't skip a beat.
Kristen sure has held in skipping a beat.
And our new cast members, they bring it to you.
Oh, shout out to my new cast members, by the way.
Going into this, a lot of these people
have never done reality TV before.
And they knocked it out of the park.
I love each and every one of them. They did such a great job. They brought it. They had a lot of these people have never done reality TV before and they knocked it out of the park. I love each and every one of them.
They did such a great job.
They brought it.
They had a lot of fun.
So I'm excited for them probably more than us.
Yeah, I'm excited for them too
because they're entering a whole new world now.
Cause I remember, you know, my life just took off
after I, you know, got on the show
and it's just such a crazy experience.
And so much has happened after we started filming.
No, since we stopped filming.
I cannot believe the cameras aren't still going,
to be honest, because there's a lot going on.
Season two, baby.
Season two.
I'm already getting ready.
I know, it's going to be.
Our reunion is going to be crazy.
I do know that.
There's probably going to have to have some security there.
There's probably going to have to have some security there.
But we are still parents, so there's amazing moments
and a lot of family moments,
and it's just gonna be overall very relatable.
And I think that's what's gonna be so amazing
about the cast, and that we are all real friends.
Nobody was casted, you know?
Again, I have the same formula,
I wanna make sure I make that very clear.
We have the same formula as Vanderpump Rules. Everybody on our show is already friends. Nobody was brought in. And even the people on
Vanderpump Rules know all of our cast members because we're all friends with each other. So
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Oh my gosh, this is another thing. This is like the third or fourth time I've heard this
in the last, I don't know, four months. But kids nowadays, it's turning 16. Now, when you turn 16,
what was your favorite thing to do? You get your driver's
license. Now, for me, when I turned 15, I got my permit. I was counting down the day. I had
almost like an event calendar, like a Christmas time before I got my driver's license. Now,
everybody, nobody wants to get their driver's license anymore. Nobody. Oh my gosh. I wanted my,
so you got your permit first for like six months, and then you got your license at six months. Yeah So two weeks before I was ready to get my license
my mom had just bought a brand new 350z convertible and
I took my friend out joy riding around the the neighborhood
I pulled back into my house and I hit the gas instead of the brake and I drove through my house
and I drove through my house. This is, I know the story very well.
That's a true story.
She drove through her house.
I absolutely drove through the house
and it was where my bedroom was.
So my bed got pushed all the way up to my closet.
I couldn't open the door because my dresser was right there.
Thank God my dog wasn't in my room at the time.
I thought about that all the time.
Luckily, my boyfriend at the time's dad was a cop.
So he took the police report
for me and my mom said that she was with me in the car. That's probably bad. I don't
know if I can say that, but it was a long time ago.
But do you imagine like, I would have had to have waited like a whole year to get my
license. My mom grounded me, I guess, but not letting me get my license for an extra two weeks. I was so sad
But I mean there was a limit there was like very minimal damage to the car like there was a couple scratches and then the
Convertible top like had a tear in it. So they had to replace the convertible top
But there was like no dents or anything. You didn't have a brick house right? No it was just like
siding but we had an air conditioning thing in the mirror or in the window so
whenever we went through it my friend Bethany was in the car with me we were
trying for like 20 minutes to get the convertible top down. Thank God we did
not get it down because that air conditioning unit went right on our heads.
We could have gone like really hurt.
But we could not get the convertible top down.
So that was just God looking out for me.
Well, I'm going to tell you right now, when Cruz is of age, he's going to be driving.
My same thing with my parents.
They did with me.
He's going to be driving a year with me first before he gets his drives by himself.
Oh, I can't even think about him driving.
That terrifies me.
Do you think, I mean, I mean, I know it's far away, but like, what's it going to be like when he's 16? Is he
going to want it? Like right now, nobody wants their driver's license. It's like a piece of freedom.
Maybe that's just LA people because people are so bougie here. I just, is it where, have you
heard of that? Steve, have you heard of that? People just not wanting to get their driver's license
at 16. I've kind of heard that too though. Like there's no excitement about it. I think in Kentucky people are still excited to get their license. Because it's like oh my
god I can finally get some freedom. I can finally go somewhere. Yeah but now the
escapism is on your phone now. You don't have to physically go out and go to the
mall or the drive-thru movie theater or whatever. And that's so sad too though.
You know but that people are on their phone so much, not enjoy life. It's getting worse. Now these AI things, you see the AI or the, is that what the,
the, the, the Apple glasses? Oh, I thought you're talking about. Oh my gosh, people are going like
this now and it's getting to the like, you're, remember, you're doing a podcast. Sorry.
You can't see your hand movements. People are pointing and it's like, they're just moving their
hands around and they're using it while they're driving too. Oh my God.
Like that can't be safe to use that while you're driving.
I mean people are using it driving their Teslas now.
It's pretty wild.
We're getting to that movie like Wally.
You remember Wally?
We're gonna have flying cars soon and everybody's gonna be overweight.
I mean, I don't know.
I don't know.
Anyway, just the other gossip.
Technology is taking over.
Here's a question from Katie Ferg, 813.
How did crews react to all the cameras when you started filming the Valley?
We have pictures of it.
He loved it.
Yes, he wanted to look at the screens on the cameras, of course.
So we have this thing, place called Video Village, is basically where are the cameras
and all the crew and everybody they post up in the house and then the camera guys kind of go around the house. He hung out in video village
and would be watching all the screens. He squat down and like it was the cutest thing ever.
And the camera guys and girls are so awesome because they'll like let him like look at stuff and
play with stuff and it was just so cute. But I will say his very first day filming with us, he was like crying and he cruises such
a good kid.
Like he doesn't really like throw tantrums or cry that much, but we were like doing a
get ready scene like brushing our teeth and stuff and he was just having the worst day.
I think he was a little overwhelmed at first, but then he got used to it.
And I think, you know, with all the people in our house and stuff was a little bit of
an adjustment, but he ended up loving it over time
and loving the cameras.
Yeah, they have a lot of rules with kids
and filming and stuff like that.
So he'd only film like 10 minutes here, 10 minutes there.
But yeah, he really, really enjoyed it.
Had a lot of fun with it.
Yeah.
What else you got on there?
It's super cute.
Okay, let's do another,
okay, this is another crew's question.
This is from Michelle Korb Insta.
Who does Cruz look like the most when you were his age?
Who are people saying that he looks like right now?
No, like who do we think he looks the most like?
Like at me, whenever I was his age,
whenever I was two, almost three,
or whenever you were two, almost three.
I really think he looks like your nephew a lot right now, Luke.
He looks so much like my nephew, Luke.
There's a photo of Luke whenever he was around the same age,
and they look exactly the like alike except for Cruz has blue eyes
and Luke had brown eyes.
Yeah, he goes through changes so fast.
I think he looks more like me.
I think his eyes, he's got your eyes.
He's got my eyes, but your eye color.
Eye shape.
My shape, yeah, in my nose.
He's got your nose, I think from the nose down is maybe me.
Definitely my jawline.
Definitely my jawline. He was born with a jawline. I know he's got a great bone structure. I'll tell you what he's such a cutie pie
Oh my god. I love him so much
Okay, this is from Lizzie Queen. What's one of the things you do to help yourself relax after a long hard day?
Watch the office
I'm on this I'm Marathon and Will and Grace right now. I'm on friends again You're self-relaxed after a long hard day. Watch the office.
I'm on this.
I'm marathoning Will and Grace right now.
I'm on friends again, but I will say I have the Nintendo switch and I love playing those games. I've already beat Donkey Kong on it.
I like have all the old school games that were on the Super Nintendo, you know,
the gray one with the purple buttons and the, you know, the remote control.
So I have all the games that were ever on that super Nintendo speaking. I love it. I love it
I've already beat Donkey Kong. We should probably go this week. We still haven't been to Super Mario World
I mean we walk through it. We walk through it. Well, you kept saying super Mario
I was just thinking in my head now that Super Mario World at Universal Studios has died down
We should probably take him. I mean we've walked through it, but it was been always too busy.
Yeah, we paid all that money
for the little watch and everything.
And we live eight minutes away.
We gotta go.
Well, yeah, I think that I like to play those games.
Yeah, there was a while we were going every week.
And I love, you're so random.
And I love baths.
Brady does take a long bath.
And I bought this kind of this really cool TV, this LG
TV that you can roll around.
So she'll put that by the bathtub.
I watch a whole movie in the bathtub and then Jackson's not allowed in there.
No, yeah, I'm not allowed in there.
She'll take a long bath and which is fine.
It's great.
It kind of, you know, let her get through.
That's my meantime.
Yeah, yeah.
We all need our me time, especially when Brittany and I literally do every
waking thing together, you know, and we have the same friends.
Definitely need your me time.
Hey, can I insert something in here? Yeah. Something maybe
people find relaxing and kind of a callback to another thing
that you'll understand. What about white noise machines?
Oh, well, we have crewss, I mean crews had those.
Yeah, but we don't, oh yeah.
It's on right now.
We do use it, the net, yeah.
Yeah, I mean, Brittany and I cannot sleep silence.
We have the fan going, we have the TV full blast.
Well, we have two TVs full blast.
Okay, I have to sleep with a TV on
because I grew up in Haunted House.
I've said this multiple times.
So if I wake up and everything is House. I've said this multiple times. So if I wake
up and everything is pitch black, I'm terrified. So I just can't sleep. And if it's if it's
dead quiet, I can't sleep. Yeah, no way. No way. But we definitely do like a fan and
Cruz definitely uses a white noise machine. I only ask because I know a certain somebody
that you know also uses white noise machines. Who?
Santa Claus using it.
Oh.
Oh.
Yeah, he has to watch TV too.
I lived with him for years.
He's got to watch sci-fi and shit.
Yeah, I've seen him do that.
I can't believe you guys all,
I still can't believe that you guys all lived together.
That had to be madness.
You know how many people are telling me
to do a tell all book?
That's another random thought I know.
Everyone's telling me to do this tell all.
I'm like, yeah, I might do it.
Yeah, but when this is all done,
and when my reality thing is done,
I do have a pretty ultimate tell-all book.
Maybe I have to...
You haven't told all already?
I know, Jack, it's not like you keep secrets.
I'm not really good at secrets,
but there's some stuff that I haven't talked about
that would be very, very interesting.
I think one day I'll do one.
I get asked that a lot.
I get asked that a lot.
You do?
Yeah.
How many people told you that you should write a book for real?
At least a dozen.
Okay.
At least a dozen, which I think it's pretty interesting in the last 10 years of our lives,
just the kind of the behind the scenes. People always ask, what's going on behind the scenes
and does this really work or does this really happen? Is this really going on? So yeah,
I like to break down for people I think it'd be interesting to read.
Sure. Is this really going on? So yeah, I'd like to break down for people. I think it'd be interesting to read for sure.
I think I could do a good one too.
All the secrets that I keep that even you don't know about.
Secrets revealed with Brittany.
Secrets revealed with Brittany or how to tame the beast.
That's what my book would be called, How to Tame the Beast.
I forgot we had a watch party today.
What is your, let's see, this is from Nicolette underscore Marie43.
What is your favorite TV show right now?
I'm really into 90s sitcoms.
I've gotten through a bunch of different, uh, I like documentaries.
So anything that's a documentary, I'm gonna true crime.
Yeah.
But I will say we loved Love on the Spectrum.
Love on the Spectrum.
That show is so sweet.
Oh my God, I love it so much.
I talked about it so much when Tom was on here.
Oh, you did.
I can't tell you how much I loved that show.
And I tell you what, if you're going through a rough day
or a rough time, watch Love on the Spectrum
and Down with Love.
Both of them are so good.
So good.
And I just, man, they're outlawed.
Positivity. The positivity of the outlook these guys and so good. And I just, man, it just, they're out there. The positivity.
The positivity and the outlook these guys and girls have.
It's just, it's amazing to me how just positive they are.
And it's just like, everybody needs some of that in their life.
I think, you know, and it got me a couple of times.
Like, and I guess the other show before that,
I was watching, I watched Full Swing and the tennis,
all the Netflix sports things, like Full Swing.
Oh gosh, he kept making me watch that tennis thing. I was like, is this over yet?
Oh my, it was like lasting forever. I love those documentaries. And guess my formula one,
one it's coming out soon. I can't wait for that. I love like, yeah, like drug documentaries,
anything. I watched all the cocaine cowboys. Those are my favorite.
I watched all the cocaine cowboys. Those were my favorite. By the way, just to go back on to Vanirpump rules and the Tom Sandoval's assistant asking Ariana. So his assistant
is no longer his assistant, but the smartest thing that guy's ever done is making her sign
an NDA. So she quit, started her own podcast called I signed an NDA.
She started a podcast called I signed an NDA. She started a podcast called I signed an NDA.
But if she can't talk about it, what is she going to talk about on a podcast?
That's exactly what me and Ryan, who's my manager also,
Thomas were like, what is she going to start a podcast about?
She signed an NDA.
So, and she called it.
That's funny.
I felt so bad watching her.
Oh my God.
Did you watch that?
She's between a rock and a hard place and she's just kind of like
Yeah
Tom wants to do this and you could just see you could just see like Arianna just go like shaking her out of you like oh my god
Like first of all Tom Santa, why do you have an assistant? You don't need an assistant?
There's no reason
Okay, you just don't have either of you been in that situation where you have to mediate between two people
and be like, play nice?
I'm constantly the mediator between my friend groups. Always. Always, always, always. Even
on the valley I am, on Vanderpump rules I was, with my friendships back home, I feel
like I like always try to bring people together and it can be a little tough sometimes.
Steve, you got any gossip today?
I saw some stuff on airplanes
and you know I love a good airplane thing.
I saw a headline about a guy who went to Africa
and he flew back with two mummified monkeys.
What?
And he intended to consume them.
He was gonna eat them?
They call it bush meat, apparently.
I'm sorry.
Is that a real thing?
All right.
It's a name for it.
Mummified monkeys?
Mummified monkeys, but specifically the, yes,
that type of meat is called bush meat.
So is it like cured?
Mummified.
Mummified.
Is it like when you go to a steakhouse and they have meat in the back that's been sitting for a while, but actually it ages the better taste kind of thing.
I'm just now becoming an expert on this.
He's like, sorry, Jax.
I'm researching it. I will be an expert by next week. All right, I got a question. So obviously it was a carry on.
So how did he get through TSA?
with two mummified monkeys like TSA wasn't kind of like I
Think somehow it got all the way to Boston before well. It was a check bag then, huh? It was probably checked so we checked it so he didn't try to eat it on the plane
I'm reading this from from AP a US Customs and Border Protection dogs nift out something unusual in luggage from a traveler retiring from Africa, mummified monkeys. The passenger returning from a visit
to the Democratic Republic of Congo reported that the luggage contained dried fish, but
an inspection at Boston Logan Airport revealed dead and dehydrated bodies of four monkeys.
The traveler said he brought the monkeys into the US for his own consumption,
and I don't want to read any more of this article.
Oh, wow.
Okay, yeah, that's disturbing. I mean, yes, we all know I have issues on airplanes, but
no, you will never have an issue with me bringing mummified anything on a plane.
It's pretty impressive, though.
You know what? It's not as impressive as what I just heard that a person is going to jail because he got on an airplane
Without a passport or a ticket now first of all my question is how did he make it that far?
You're gonna penalize a guy for being that's that's that's another thing I said I go a how do you penalize this person and be?
There is no way you got past TSA. There's no way. No way.
No way.
Yeah, how did they do that?
Not only that, how did he get on the plane?
It had to be an employee of something.
That's what I'm thinking.
I'm thinking there's an employee
because how would you get on,
where would you know how to sit?
There's so many questions.
And I just wanna know, and why is it his fault?
A, I don't know.
B, there's C, whatever.
It's Cruises Valentine Day at school today.
I kinda wanna catch the end of that. So let's go. I know C, whatever. It's Cruise's Valentine Day at school today, and I kind of want to catch the end of that.
I know they're all passing out little Valentine's to each other. Like how cute is that?
I know.
You're gonna see how many Valentine's you got?
Well, everybody had to bring everybody one for the class. I had to write to my friend, Love Cruise, on all of them.
All right, we'll do one more question before we go. This is from Sam1M75. Big biggest misconception about you and Jax that won't seem to go away
Answer
Help me out here. I don't know. I think I think there's a lot of different things because we are reality TV people
You know, there's been a lot of different things things I think one of the biggest ones about me a
Lot of people like didn't know how we met so they like try to think that I like came and like found you out and like
Try to do all this to get money and blah blah blah, but in reality I was working whenever I moved here
I was I transferred Hooters. I had like no money.
Remember?
I think I brought like $3,000 with me.
Yeah.
Had no money.
And then, uh, Jackson even know this, but I was like taking out loans.
Remember?
Yeah.
Because I didn't want to ask you for anything.
Yeah, that's true.
And I feel like people don't like really know that about me.
Like I was a very hard worker and I like, you know, held my own in LA.
Like obviously I was very lucky.
I had you because I wouldn't have been able to do it. But I hate that people
just think of that. I came and yeah, that's not the truth at all. Yeah. No, I
was taking out loans and I didn't even tell you. Remember? Later on. I don't
think you even knew who I was. You had to ask Cara. Yeah. Yeah. Well, no, I didn't.
But I mean, obviously she told me who you are
But I think that is definitely something like people just think I just assumed that about me and that's so not me at all
You know, yeah, that's yeah. Yeah, what's something about you?
Man I
guessed
That like I don't know
That I'm a villain
Maybe you are a villain, maybe.
You are a villain for many years though.
I think I was, but I just, I think most thing,
every time I meet somebody lately,
they're like, you're the nicest guy.
Cause you're a lot nicer in real life.
I guess I am a lot nicer.
I think if I had a dollar for every time said,
someone says like, oh, you're so nice in real life
and you're so handsome and that's that.
I guess that makes me feel good.
You're so handsome.
You're a lot better looking in person.
Wait, isn't that weird that people say that to you?
Is that mean?
People say that to me too.
I'm like, I don't know if I should take that
as a compliment or not.
You're even prettier in person.
Like what does that mean?
Does that mean I don't look good on TV?
Yeah.
Like I don't know how to take that.
Yeah, I don't know.
I'm just whatever.
I guess that's probably the one thing, I guess.
That you're nicer than what people think.
That I'm a lot nicer than what people think.
Okay.
Which I don't think I would have as many friends as I have
if I was an asshole.
I think I'd just make a lot of snap judgments.
I wouldn't have married you.
Yeah.
I think I'd just make a lot of stupidity.
But you know what?
I'm a pretty funny guy.
I think I'm pretty.
I just need some bonehead moves. I make some bonehead moves, but who doesn't who doesn't by the way
Living learn side. Nope. I'm getting a lot of questions about this. Yes
We are serving mammoth beer cheese at Jackson's. Yes, we have it. It's been there
We sell it at Jackson's I get asked that all the time. Yes, we sell it at Jackson's
We got it down to a science now
We serve it with pretzels and vegetables.
You can get your merch at our bar as well.
If you're looking to get our merch there,
it will be back up online next week.
And fun thing, we're gonna be at Comic Con
in Lexington, Kentucky.
I'm so excited.
So at the beginning of March,
I think it's like seven through 11th.
Yes.
We're gonna be in my home state of Kentucky
at Comic Con, Me, Jack's, Schwartz and Kristen. Yes, we will be there. So come see us,
my Kentucky people. I'm so excited. Yeah, I'm excited for Comic Con.
That's going to be a lot of fun. I know. I'm excited that all you guys are going
to be there with me too. Yeah. So we can like show everybody a good old Kentucky
time. Yeah, we'll have a lot of fun there. And I will be in Montreal this weekend
at Pangea with Tom Schwartz. I'm pretty excited about that.
And I think that's all we got today. Well, I hope everyone has a wonderful Valentine's Day. Happy Valentine's
Day everybody. Happy Valentine's Day. Enjoy each other, love each other, and we'll see
you next week. Yes. Thanks for listening to When Reality Hits with Jackson Britney. We
love y'all. Bye for now.