When Reality Hits with Jax and Brittany - Valley Recap: Episodes 1 & 2

Episode Date: March 28, 2024

They're still working together! Jax & Brittany recap the first two episodes of The Valley including the pantsing and nipplegate incidents at Janet's county fair birthday, why Jax cared so much abo...ut Kristin's pregnancy, Jax inviting Alex to guys night, why grown adults can't always get along with your exes, the awkward conversation between Jax and Luke! PLUS, Jax & Brittany talk about their history of plastic surgery! Check out our great sponsors! Vegamour: Elevate your hair wellness! Get 20% off your first subscription at Vegamour.com/realityhits and use code REALITYHITS at check out! Mint Mobile: Get your new 3-month unlimited wireless plan for just $15 A MONTH, go to MintMobile.com/reality  Factor: Hungry? Head to FactorMeals.com/realityhits50 and use code "realityhits50" to get 50% off! Peloton: Get moving with a Peloton Bike or Bike+ rental at OnePeloton.com/bike/rentals  ADDYI: Ladies! Got low libido? Check out Addyi.com 

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hello everybody and welcome back to when reality hits with yes, still Jackson Brittany. A lot of people have a hard time understanding that just because we're separated doesn't mean we still can't work together, talk together, co-parent. They just feel like, like, wait a minute, aren't you separated? But yeah, we're adults. Yeah. Like we, like first and foremost, we have a son. So like that's always going to come first. But like, we also have businesses. I feel like people just want us to automatically like be, why are they,
Starting point is 00:00:38 like hate each other, like be awful to each other and texts. Like, it doesn't always have to be like that. People people just maybe just don't get along. Trust me. I have my days where I do not like you. Right now we are doing fine. Okay. So people just need to relax and just deal with it because we're fine. Yeah. Today we're figuring things out for us. Anyway. Um, there's one thing we do need to address first. What? Dr. Lakey and Dr. Payman.
Starting point is 00:01:06 Oh my gosh, okay, yes. I feel like I'm getting so much hate about my jaw and my lip not being able to move up and down and the way that my face looks like frowny, which I see it too. I'm well aware, but I can confirm that I am back to normal now. I look great. I love my results.
Starting point is 00:01:27 They're absolutely amazing. I just wish I did it like a month before because it just took me a long time to heal. I was still healing whenever I was filming the show and I thought I would be good to go by the time that we started the show. And I've talked about it on previous podcasts. If you don't know I'm talking about you can go listen It was on the first episode of the valley what I had done but Lakey and payment are amazing doctors and I feel like they got hate because we said Jackson's had like three nose jobs. So that was one of the questions
Starting point is 00:01:56 I wanted to ask you Jack tell everyone why you had to have those three nose jobs because it was not the doctors fault No, I want to make it very clear. I love my plastic surgeons so much. Dr. Payne and Dr. Leakey are the best in the business. The best. They are so good at what they do. The reason I had so many nose jobs is because I did not listen to my doctors.
Starting point is 00:02:16 No, at all. I did exactly what they told me not to do. I went swimming, I walked into a wall, I head-butted you during sex one time. There's things I did that I didn't pay attention. I didn't listen. No, I would have just had one nose job if I would have listened, but you know, me doing what I do. You probably drank after. You probably did everything that you were not supposed to do. You're not supposed to have sex. I did that. You weren't supposed to go in the ocean. I did that. I walked into a wall.
Starting point is 00:02:42 You walked through a glass door, didn't you? A glass door at G-Star on Melrose. I was in a hurry buying jeans and I was getting a ticket. You want a glass door to last door star on Melrose I was in a hurry buying jeans and I was getting a ticket outside and I turned real quick and I Walked right into a wall and I like it was crazy. I fresh fresh from a nose job Yeah, that's why he had to get it done again because of his own actions. Yeah, I love my doctors I still go to them this day. I am a big fan of Botox. I'm not scared to tell anybody that. I go all the time.
Starting point is 00:03:08 And I just want to say Dr. Payne and Dr. Lakey, I love you. I don't care what anybody says. You guys are the best. Oh, and they are. They absolutely are the best. So now that we cleared that up. Yeah, I just wanted to say that. And also, I'm so happy with my results now from my chin.
Starting point is 00:03:20 It was just, I was still in the healing process. It takes a little bit of time, you know? Yeah. Oh, can we, now that we're on the plastic surgery talk, can we clarify the fact that my chin. It was just, I was still in the healing process. It takes a little bit of time, you know? Yeah. Oh, can we, now that we're on the plastic surgery talk, can we clarify the fact that I never once, once made you get a boob job? Oh gosh, no. You never made me- Can we clear that? You, okay. Jack's never made me get a boob job. It happened very fast, I will say, because
Starting point is 00:03:40 whenever I moved to LA, our, my whole life changed, obviously. So we're on a reality show and we like mentioned it, you know, like whenever we were in Hawaii or something, I was like talking like, I really want a boob job one day. And you were like, you do, you do. And then of course they're like, oh, we can schedule you a boob job. It just so happened is that I knew Payman
Starting point is 00:04:00 and Dr. Lakey threw an ex-girlfriend. But it wasn't because you wanted me to, it was because I wanted to. I said, hey, listen, I got the doctors and I know they'll give us a good deal. If you want one, I can give the call. And you were like, yeah, let's do it. And they did an amazing job.
Starting point is 00:04:14 And they did a great job. They just keep growing and growing after I had the baby. But still, I love them. All right, I'm glad we got all that cleared up for everybody. Yes. When Reality Hits is brought to you by Vegamore. I absolutely love Vegamore products. I mean, the hair serum is absolutely amazing
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Starting point is 00:06:01 I hope first of all, that you guys are all loving the show. Again, I worked really hard on this show and I'm super excited about it. I'm super proud of it. I hope you guys are all liking it. Let's get into the episode one. Yeah. Okay. Episode one, you want to start with? I mean, sure. First of all, I just want to explain, I know the first episode probably wasn't that interesting, but the idea of the first episode of a new show is to introduce characters. I thought it was still great though. Like it really doesn't get good until obviously episode number two and that's when it gets going. But yeah, obviously we had to introduce everybody.
Starting point is 00:06:30 So that way everybody knows who everybody is. Cause obviously there's a lot of new people on the show. Yeah. And I just, I feel like all the new people did so good. I'm so proud to say it all the time. Like it was great, but you know what cracked me up? Like you of course, doing the pantsing thing, Brock told you to do it, whatever. It was stupid, it was silly.
Starting point is 00:06:50 I'm just so glad that some people saw Brock tell me to do it, did you see that? Yeah, yeah, but still it was like, what was so funny about it is like, whenever you, what was so funny about it to me was whenever you did deep pants, this is so silly to even talk about this, it sounds so childish,
Starting point is 00:07:04 but whenever you did do that to Daniel Daniel his ass went right into your face yeah it was like immediate payback which was hilarious to me like nobody even liked has talked about that at all and like for me that's like what I noticed instantly I just started cracking up and I was like his ass went right into my face it was kind of like instinct when you get pants before the first thing you do is you bend down and grab your cover up right? Well when he did that his ass went right into my nose and luckily he had a shirt on. Nose job number four.
Starting point is 00:07:37 I know nose job number four. My poor nose. I thought it was hilarious because it was like instant karma for you. Honestly, I felt really bad. It was a very childish move and I, you know what, if it would have been fine if Nia wasn't around, but she was going through a really emotional time. I felt bad, but I just, I had a few sodas. Okay. Brock was in my ear and I was trying to liven up the party a little bit and well, that didn't go as planned. And then of course here I come just being like,
Starting point is 00:08:06 he's so sorry, he didn't mean it. If he would have thought that he didn't have underwear underneath his swimming trunks, he would have never done it. I'm just like constantly sticking up for you. I think your middle name is constantly sticking up for me. And I appreciate it. Like I said, I was just trying to have a little fun. I'm not a malicious person
Starting point is 00:08:22 and I think that's why I still have so many friends. I just do a lot of stupid shit. I just, you know, I shoot first and ask later, which is not a really good thing to do, but you know, I make for good TV. Oh my God. Yeah, definitely good TV, but still. What did you think of the first episode? Did you like it? Yeah, I thought it was great. I thought. Can I explain something first? I'm sorry to cut you off. Okay.
Starting point is 00:08:43 I know people were asking me like, why did you, why did you care so much about Kristin's pregnancy? Let me tell you, let me explain how filming works a little bit. I had the conversations with multiple different people. So I assumed that they were looking for the right way for me to talk about it, the right person. So instead of me just talking about it with one person, they had me talk about it with everybody
Starting point is 00:09:05 So it really looks like that. I cared a lot about the situation. Do I care? Of course, but not as much Hey, I love that you try to make excuses for everything, but you said everything that you said I know I talked about it with everybody because it's on the show like like yeah, like yeah, you're like Oh, it was it looked very heavy on me digging into Kristen's wanting to be a mom. But at the same time, you'd sell everything that was on there. You're on camera saying it. I did.
Starting point is 00:09:31 But hey, my head thought, okay, they'll talk about this with one or two people. They're just trying to find the best conversation of me having this with a certain person. But instead of just finding one or two good people, they used all seven conversations at the same thing. I don't know about that because you were literally sitting in the kitchen with the same people and you talked about it over and over with the same people. Other people again, so I kind of recapped it. I mean, it was the same crew sitting around the table.
Starting point is 00:09:55 I do have my own problems. I'm not that invested in this. I was just trying to do my due diligence as a good friend, but it kinda looked like I cared a lot more than I did, and I am, I want the best for Kristen and Luke, and I hope everything works out for them, whatever they decide to do. Because I can't tell you everything,
Starting point is 00:10:14 because the stuff's still going on. Yeah, there's a lot of stuff still going on. Anyway, what else happened on that episode? I got a tattoo. We all got tattoos. I got my son's name on my chest. I got Cruz on my wrist. Shout out to that company. I can't remember the name on my chest. I got Cruz on my wrist. Shout out to that company.
Starting point is 00:10:26 I can't remember the name of that company. Black Rose, Greg. Rose. Underscore Greg. He's the one who did it, yeah. He did our tattoos. Yeah, so he did the tattoos. You got, me and, we both got the same like lettering for,
Starting point is 00:10:38 I got Cruz on my wrist, you got Cruz Michael on your chest. All right, I gotta dive into the next. And then I did, and then hold on, and then me, Lala, Sheena, like Lala got O in the same font and then Sheena got Summer in the same font. So we all got like our baby's little names on us in the same font. And then I got to, I like did a G B for Gibson and Bowie for Kristen, like in my handwriting and she got that done. So it's really cool. I did a really cute actually But out of all people to choose her hand
Starting point is 00:11:09 I told her that my handwriting was not good and she was like no, I really want you to do it Why don't you say use Jax's handwriting? You know, I have the nice because she wanted it to be for me because we're best friends She wanted it to be like special like that. Not just like from you. She wanted it to be for me What am I chopped liver yes she's a vegetarian so I can't be chopped yeah no she yeah she just wanted it to be my handwriting and so I did like ten different GBs and then we found a really cute one at the end okay so here's the next thing that happened the nipple gate nipple twister here's my thoughts on that and then Brittany you can give me your thoughts nipple, nipple twister. Here's my thoughts on that and then Brittany, you can give me your thoughts.
Starting point is 00:11:45 Nipple gate. Nipple twister or nipple, we call it nipple gate here in the valley. Titty twister. Because it was such a very big deal. I know you guys saw it on the show and it didn't seem like that big of a deal, but it was a huge, huge deal here
Starting point is 00:11:57 because well, I mean, you've gotten, what do you ever, nipple twisters and whatever in your life and it's usually guy on guy. It's never guy doing it to a girl. So that I think that's why it was a very kind of like, whoa. Yeah, but I feel like nobody like blew it out of proportion. Like christened it wasn't that upset about it. And then like whenever Jesse apologized to Luke, he was like, okay, thanks for apologizing.
Starting point is 00:12:19 We can move on now. So like it wasn't like that big of a deal. Do you do not like, like if I was to grab a girl's boob I don't want to say grab yeah but like Kristen didn't feel so bad because she did it first so like she was kind of like whatever she like knew like it was weirder that he did it back obviously but if Kristen did it to me and then I grabbed Kristen's nipple what would you say? I would be like don't do that to her obviously which is exactly how we would feel about Jesse. Okay well I'm not saying that I'm not saying that like he shouldn't have done that. Obviously
Starting point is 00:12:47 shouldn't have done that. But like the fact that Kristen wasn't too, too upset about it is like why you know, thank God she wasn't because that could have been pretty bad because it's kind of just an unspoken thing. You can't touch a point. Well, I mean, Jesse said all season long that he didn't do it. So like, I really thought that that like. Well we saw he did it. I mean we know now. Like that's the thing about reality TV shows like we don't know what really happens in scenes that we're not around for.
Starting point is 00:13:13 You know like I didn't, I wasn't standing there whenever that happened. So like how was I supposed to know? Obviously I trust Kristin, I believe her, but Jesse was saying it never happened. So it was like what? But now I find out he just didn't remember. That was a really great party that you threw, by the way, that
Starting point is 00:13:27 was a birthday party for Janet Janet's from Ohio. Yes. And she loves carnival county fair county fairs. We both we both love county fairs. It's something that we've always bonded over is how much we are love for county fair and all the stuff that comes along with it. I see all the county fair pageants and all that stuff. I loved it. A lot of people there at the house afterwards.
Starting point is 00:13:48 But yeah, my amazing party planners shout out to Adri picnic and pedal and glitz and gather gather. They are so amazing. They do the best. Yeah. They helped. Like I give an idea, a little bit of a color scheme and they just like go with it and are absolutely incredible.
Starting point is 00:14:04 They're getting ready to do Cruz's third birthday party. I always feel bad for them and Brittany kind of has to give a disclaimer because I always see them coming in because Brittany only tells me about 75% of like the party that he never knows what's happening because if I know ahead of time I'm going to lose my mind. I just I love my house. I don't like mess. I don't like things to get broken or whatever. I just I'm OCD about that. Yeah, but they're so good. They would never do anything. Yeah. They always like, they know me well now. They're like, they tread lightly around. Yeah. It's awful that like they would have to come in and be like, hey, Bernie, like whisper to me,
Starting point is 00:14:34 like, Hey, do you think that like, checks would care if we hang this from like above the, the island on the lane, the lights above the island? I'm like, yes, girl, this is my freaking house. Hang the hanging above the island. Like the fact that they felt like they had a tiptoe around you, like, come on. Sorry, this is our beautiful home. No, but you need to like, you need to like, they don't ever do nails or anything, but you know what?
Starting point is 00:14:57 You need to like calm down now, like seeing yourself and how you act, like, hopefully you can like learn some life lessons from watching it back. Here's the thing, well I'm very excited that we're, this year, for the first year of a little out of the three years, we're not having the birthday party at our house. Whoa, I'm so excited, because there's no cleaning,
Starting point is 00:15:16 and my house will be clean. Yeah, but I'm still having my amazing party planners come, and the theme this year is so cute. It's three wrecks, instead of T-rex, it's three wrecks, cause he's gonna be three. So I've had that, I've literally talked about it since his, like I always plan his themes a year in advance. So I knew that he was gonna have rookie of the year
Starting point is 00:15:37 for his first birthday, whenever I was pregnant. I knew that he was gonna have to infinity and beyond by his first birthday. I knew that he was gonna have three infinity and beyond by his first birthday. What story? I knew that he was gonna have three wrecks by his second birthday. So I've like already been thinking about this stuff and planning it for so long and I just love it. Yeah, we're gonna have it at Skyzone,
Starting point is 00:15:54 a trampoline park this year, cause Cruz loves it. Cruz loves the trampoline park. He's like a professional. We go there like two, three times a week. He's a professional. He is. Okay, so what was the next thing that happened?
Starting point is 00:16:04 Obviously we had the powwow in the kitchen and everybody goes against Jax per use Like Jax you're so messy or this I go it's reality freaking TV Yeah, but like you just kind of dig in a little too much what I do Yeah, you want me to sit around and braid each other's hair Oh, and then the pants thing the deep pants thing at the end. I make things interesting The deep dancing at the end. I make things interesting. Excuse me. No, don't sue me. The deep-pancing at the end. I was like, oh, we literally had titty twisters and deep-pancing in our first two episodes.
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Starting point is 00:19:01 Yeah, episode number two gets crazy, especially at the end. Holy cow, I just at the end. Holy cow. I just watched the end and I girls night. Hangers. They what was not shown is that I told Jack's multiple times that he should not invite Alex to guys night because it would ruin our girls night and us moms deserve to have that one freaking night, especially Nia, who had just
Starting point is 00:19:26 had twins never gets to go out. Actually, especially all of us. Like we, we rarely get to like do those types of nights. Well, first of all, why would she find out? Why did somebody call and like crap? Like I had to tell her because she was going to find out eventually they were literally like, Hey, let's check in on our husbands. And it's like, okay, I had to let her know that that you invited Alex
Starting point is 00:19:46 but like what wasn't shown is that I did tell you not to invite Alex and Then you like convinced me that you were doing it for the best reasons and I'm sorry I and that you had the good intentions and bleh bleh bleh and I was like, okay So then what you as my husband cuz you know, I'm ride or die for the people I love so I had to like sit there and try to like take up for you and clean up your mess all night So it literally ruined our girls night and caused a fight between me and one of my best friends because I had to take up for You and your actions as usual. I don't take I don't take it back. We're in our 40s We're adults the fact I get along with all my exes
Starting point is 00:20:26 Why can't you get along with your exes at our age? So in love with listen I guess I get that like for my from my aspect I get that because I came into this group and I was like friends with Stasi friends with Kristen friends with Rachel friends with people that you have been with and dated in your back, but You are never around my exes. So there's a difference. Like I have been okay with being around your exes, but I don't think you would be okay
Starting point is 00:20:52 with being around my exes. I have been. One time. Who? Aaron, you were around him. The other guy that was at Lindy's house. Oh, Chris. Okay, that was like for two seconds,
Starting point is 00:21:02 you guys didn't even talk to each other. You're not living in the same state even the same city like nothing. That's not I mean if they came here There's a huge difference. Maybe I'd be fine with no you would not I would no you would not adults Okay, move on. This is whenever I think that you are putting up a front because I know for a fact You would not be okay with that. I think I would be up a front because I know for a fact you would not be okay with that. I think that would be, but we'll move on from that. Anyway, can I explain my story? Well, hold on. I felt like I looked bad because I was like sticking up for you because I felt like you kind of like persuaded me that you were doing it for the right reasons. And I believed you because people don't realize,
Starting point is 00:21:39 like people that are listening to this, like we filmed this back in July, August, September. Yeah, a long time ago. So like back then we weren't that close to Luke. We love Luke now, like we're so much closer to him. But back then we didn't really know him. So whenever I said that comment that was like, Alex deserves to be there more than Luke, like that sounded so mean to me now.
Starting point is 00:22:00 And I was like, oh my God, I feel so bad that I said that. Like I was so sad that I said that because I really do like Luke. All right, but the reason I said that was because Alex and Jax were friends before Kristen and Alex even started dating and then they started dating and then we got closer to Alex But I'm still team Kristen always because I was there with her through the breakup and everything That's why I was like, we would never have Alex around Kristen, but I think if it's a guys night,
Starting point is 00:22:28 it was a little bit different. That's all that I was trying to say. But I'm team Kristen no matter what. Okay, listen, that's fine. Again, I've been friends with Alex for a very long time. Very long time. Tom Schwartz introduced me to Alex, okay? And Kristen is very, when she gets a new boyfriend,
Starting point is 00:22:46 she did it with Carter, she did it with James. Kristen calls me up every time, Jax insert my boyfriend in the group. Let him hang out with you guys, okay, not a problem. But knowing that I'm friends with some of her exes, actually all of them still, she has to understand that I'm friends with her ex-boyfriend so if if if it's okay if your new boyfriend can be around them
Starting point is 00:23:09 you know cordially then great I know but I think she's a I think she gets upset because they had a bad breakup and she wants you to be on her side more so bad or they wouldn't be break broken up I know she just wants you to be on her side a little bit more I think it has no it's not like we're sitting around like we are definitely closer with Kristin and with Kristin much more. Listen. She's priority number one over that.
Starting point is 00:23:29 Kristin has dated a bunch of people and five good friends of mine, okay? I can't just ditch my friends because she's got a new boyfriend. It doesn't work that way. We're guys, get over it. Have a beer, shake hands, say ha ha, and then get over it.
Starting point is 00:23:42 We're not girls, we're different. I mean, I guess, still it looks it looks messy I don't think we're gonna agree on this, but I'm sorry I'm well it looks like on the show that I like a hundred percent had your back on it Which obviously I was trying to after the fact but like there was definitely times where I was like Please like it's gonna ruin our girls night. We deserve to have a good girls night I should have never found out that night Maybe after the girls night you should have found out, but someone must have. You told me beforehand,
Starting point is 00:24:06 so I felt like I had to tell Kristen before. Why did you feel like you had to tell her? I told her at the girls night because Alex was already at your boys night. Because everybody was like, let's text our husbands and see what's going on. And I was like, oh, gotta tell Kristen. I didn't want her to find out through a text message,
Starting point is 00:24:20 like, oh my God, there's so much drama going on. Alex just walked in and Lucas here, blah, blah, blah, blah. You know, I didn't want that. Okay. We'll move on from this. I guess it's, I guess it's to agree to disagree. How about that? I stick by what I did and I'm sorry. I was trying to be an adult, the voice of reason. I was trying to be like everybody, kumbaya. Okay. Well, that's like my biggest goal always, but I can see like, I can see both sides of it.
Starting point is 00:24:44 You know how you can go back to the 10 years ago everybody's kind of slept with everybody in this group It's so weird that that's always brought up. I know it's just but it's like it's it's in the past It was a long time ago And if you've moved on from your man if you moved on and you're happy though with the guy you're now you should be like Yeah, it was my old boyfriend. Whatever. He's there. Yeah, they just had a bad breakup So I guess she was a little up and down about it, you know? Agree to disagree. Okay.
Starting point is 00:25:07 Okay, next point. Okay, that scene where you and Luke were talking. That was awkward. For like the first couple seconds, I know Janet sent you the meme. Janet sent me this meme of, if you guys know that we are big friends, people, the number of the scene where Ross had to sit on the couch
Starting point is 00:25:22 and hang out with Mike, and it was just totally awkward. Phoebe's husband at the end. Phoebe's husband when they had to meet, and had to sit on the couch and Mike and hang out with Mike. And it was just totally awkward. Phoebe's husband at the end. Phoebe's husband when they had to meet. And they were sitting on the couch with the pizza and they're talking about beer and lager. Yeah. That is exactly like you and Luke in the beginning. Cause and Janice said it to me too. And I was like, Oh my gosh, this is so on point. Like it was the most awkward, like crickets chirping conversation ever. And I'm sure when Daniel walked up, you guys were like, Whoa, thank God.
Starting point is 00:25:48 Constantly walk over. Remember guys, this was a long time ago. We love Luke. Yeah. In fact, his, we know him a lot. His relationship is the best on everybody's stronger than we are. So, so, but still like a lot's changed since we started, stopped filming. And also, like we said, we just were getting to know him at that time, but he is a great guy
Starting point is 00:26:07 But still that was so funny the comparison between friends. That's so true. Hey, it's like, you know, first of all I'm like, this is awkward. I know I have a lot of stuff to say You know, I never ever ever ever have let the cameras bother me But just for some reason they were just on me and I was like I have to say something I don't say it was just kind of awkward. Yeah, and also at the end of the show I feel like I look mean cuz I'm like you're stirring stuff up to Kristen like I kind of like said that to Kristen But it was it was about It's gonna be shown on episode 3 what I was talking. I'm not gonna give it away the farm. I'm not gonna get away
Starting point is 00:26:40 I'm gonna say it's gonna be shown on episode 3 That's why the last thought like it was like five minutes later Kind of like sponge balls a hell of a cliff. Yeah People will see what I was talking about There was so much messiness that was going on all season. So reality TV is supposed to be messy. Yeah Exactly, but you guys will see on episode three and also I'm leaving on a Monday to go to New York I'm gonna be on watch Happens Live after the next episode. So make sure you guys tune in after episode 3 of The Valley because I'm going
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Starting point is 00:29:52 Are you talking to me? I mean, maybe both of us. I'm not really sure. Do I feel more loyal to Kristen? I feel like I'm loyal to Kristen because she's my, my, been my longest friend. Yeah, I'm that. Kristen is such a good friend to me. So she's so loyal to me and I'm very loyal to her. Well, she's a good friend of me, too
Starting point is 00:30:08 I mean she I better Kristen and I have known each other since 2006 I think we met 2007 and literally yeah, she drives me absolutely crazy a lot of the times But a lot of times she doesn't drive me crazy the last time she were great. Like right now we're great actually, which is nice Yeah, everybody's good right now and Kristen has been I don't think everybody's great. Well, I mean, but like with us and Kristen, she's been like there for me so much for the separation and everything. And she's been like having my back and she's literally picked me up from jail. So yeah, she's, she's a, she's a great friend. And I would always be loyal to Kristen because she's been around the longest and we've been friends along. So yeah, I mean, I'm loyal to everybody. Well, then stop being mean to her, Jax.
Starting point is 00:30:46 Hey, listen, sometimes she drives me nuts. Okay. Well, you got to relax a little bit. When you're with somebody as much as we are with our friends, they're all going to drive you nuts at some point. Okay. Well, you're driving them nuts too. So like think about that. Well, yeah. Well, that's just part of it. You got to deal with it. You only see one side of your side. That's it. What's the next? It's so mad. Okay, another from Julia Tower. Who from Vanderpump
Starting point is 00:31:09 do you think should be on the Valley? Tom Schwartz. Oh, I think she and Lala. Maybe. Yeah, I think that actually I think all three would be great. Yeah, like honestly, Sheena, Lala, Tom Schwartz. I think it would be awesome. We love them all. They love them all. They're still. Suspect. Oh, whatever.
Starting point is 00:31:28 It's the best place to buy a place with a yard and be close enough to LA and be close enough to all the things around that you wanna go to, but still have a yard and a nice house. I think it would only make sense for them three. That doesn't really make sense for anybody else. Yeah, I agree. I agree. I agree.
Starting point is 00:31:45 But that would be so fun. This is from Lainey Katherine underscore XO. I love Luke and think he's the most stable guy. Why is Jack so against him? Again, it was the very beginning and you have to understand, I've known Kristin for many, many years and I know all her ex-boyfriends.
Starting point is 00:32:06 I had nothing personal against Luke. I know it looked that way, it was nothing personal. I just felt like we were going down the same road that Kristin usually likes to go down. She meets somebody, she falls head over heels, and then the breakups are tumultuous. I mean, there's never been a breakup where it just didn't work out.
Starting point is 00:32:22 It goes like, it's a crazy breakup with Kristin, and that's just who she is. So I thought, okay, here I mean, there's never been a breakup where it just didn't work out. It goes like it's a crazy breakup with Kristin and that's just who she is. So I thought, okay, here I am investing more time into meet another one of her friends like I did with Carter, like I did with Alex, like I did with James, like I did with Tom. I invested a lot of time and you become these people's friends and then she has this crazy breakup and then she's like, well, you can't be friends with them anymore. So that part of it like annoys me. I'm like, I can't just not be this person's friend anymore because you're not, you're broken up. That's childish.
Starting point is 00:32:46 So that's what I thought we were doing. I thought we were going down that road again. You didn't think that Luke was here for the long run, but now that we know that he is, you've gotten to know him a lot better. And we actually, I mean, I think Luke's great. Right. But yeah, I hate that you just went in on Kristin again.
Starting point is 00:33:02 I'm not, but look at her track record. Okay, I don't have a great track record either. Exactly. But look at hers, but her breakups are like, it's like devastating, it's like mind blowing. Well, she's been through some stuff with her exes. Okay, and I'm still friends with all of her exes. I still talk to every single one of them.
Starting point is 00:33:17 So, you know, and they've all gone to therapy and moved on. But you know, it's just, I didn't want to go down that road again, because like I said, when Kristen gets a new boyfriend, she always comes to me and says, "'Jax, can you please involve him "'in your group guy gatherings?'
Starting point is 00:33:30 "'Cause I'm kind of like the leader of the pack "'with all the guys, so I bring everybody in, "'and I want to bring Luke in, "'and I just didn't want to invest all this time "'on somebody that was maybe or maybe not gonna be around "'for the next year.' And I didn't know, I was wrong, and we love Luke. Okay, he said he was wrong.
Starting point is 00:33:45 So let's just focus on that instead of everything else that he just said. Okay, can you explain, this is from Orozco.Jordan, can you explain your thought process on your explanation of Jax's actions? He's a monster. Why would you, I'm a monster?
Starting point is 00:34:06 No, I'm great fricking TV is where I am. Okay, what are we supposed to sit around and- I think I kind of like talked about it earlier, but I definitely had told Jax I didn't think it would be a good idea to have Alex there that night because I was being selfish and didn't want to like ruin our girls night. None of that was aired, but-
Starting point is 00:34:24 Alex is a great guy. You know, I'd i'd like yeah like i was there through Kristen's breakup i know it's hard on her so like for me i'm definitely team Kristen but i get why Jax would want to hang out with Alex like separately from us like as long as he's not like having Kristen around like i didn't feel like it was like that big of a deal but also i feel like i i always want to bring people together and like have everybody be friends anyway So I was kind of going from that thing but like if it hurt Kristen's feelings I just felt so bad about that, you know, cuz I do love her more way more and that means also my friend
Starting point is 00:34:55 He's a great guy. He went through therapy. He's got a new girlfriend. He's doing really well in life You know what? There's two sides to every story Oh, of course, and I think Alex's I think Alex is great, too They just weren't great together. And I want to respect my best friend Kristen's feelings if she doesn't want him around her, you know, but I didn't think it would be so bad if she was with around Luke, you know, I figured that would be a little bit less bad. Obviously I was wrong, but still like, I just thought, you know, that's,
Starting point is 00:35:22 that was what my actions were at that point. I'm always trying to apologize for Jack's and like try to make him look better in the situations that he starts that I've done it for nine years for you That's just how loyal and right or die I was for the person that I was married to You know are married to I know but still you know what I mean like I literally like took out for you 24-7 it was like a It was a job the part that's part of being married Well, that's what happens. I was you when you have a loyal wife you will blindly stick up for the person you love
Starting point is 00:35:59 He's rolling his eyes mad at me Okay, everybody wants to know about like the Kristen and Luke fiasco that you saw. Gosh, I just want to let you guys know this is going to be very small potatoes when you see the rest of the season. Yeah. The thing is a very, very small part of the season. There is some monster, monster blowups this season. And this thing is going to be like, you're going to look back on this episode and be like, oh my God, remember when they were talking
Starting point is 00:36:25 about Luke and Kristen? Yeah, and that's another thing I want people to give us a little grace because we do cliffhangers on every single episode. So like remember that things are gonna drastically change the next episode, you know? It's like, you're not even gonna remember this episode after you see the next episode
Starting point is 00:36:39 because it like, things really, really pop off. Yeah, but like at the end of the day, I think we've made a great show and I'm so proud of everybody. I love Kristen, I love Luke, I love everybody on the show. I'm just so happy. Janet and Jason are doing amazing. Nia and Dana are doing amazing.
Starting point is 00:36:55 Like Michelle and Jesse, like everybody's just like killing it. Zach, Jasmine. Michelle and Jesse aren't doing amazing. No, but like. It's causing a little bit of a hiccup actually now with the whole group. I mean, yeah, you can definitely
Starting point is 00:37:05 tell early on that Michelle and Jesse are exactly like, I'm so happy for Michelle that she got out of that. I'll just say that. And I and I also when I created this show, and I was like, quit saying what I created the show, make sure I was right there with you every step of the way. Can I have a little credit? You were I'm the one who went out and talked to every single couple in this group and got them to be on the show. I made you do that. I go, I cannot stand you. I talked to Alex. I had a meeting with him at a hotel. I go, I have
Starting point is 00:37:35 a show idea. I go and I'm ready to come back to TV. I go, what do you think? Okay. Yeah. But this was also a pub. Like there was a possibility that we could add a spinoff in the in the past and then obviously I had an idea I everybody got like all all the stuff that happened that got everybody off the show happened and then you know COVID happened so we weren't like talking about like spinoffs and stuff and then we The world was in a crazy place. Yeah, weren't really sure what was going on with life, but then time had passed. I think a lot of people have healed
Starting point is 00:38:08 and we were ready to reintroduce us coming back to television again. Anyway, that's how that'll happen. But my point of the story is here. Yes, there's gonna be a lot of chaos. And the reason when I started this, I was like, man, this is gonna be really cool because you're gonna see the next chapter
Starting point is 00:38:23 of everybody's lives. You're gonna see people getting married, trying to have children and some people separating, some people getting divorced. But I didn't really think we were gonna have this kind of blow ups already. Yeah, I didn't think so either. I can't even tell you what you're about to see
Starting point is 00:38:36 because it gets dirty, it gets dirty quick. And I was like sitting back, and there's times when you see me sitting in the corner and be like, what did I do? Did I cause this? Did I like, did I make none of this because of you? But it brought things to the surface that maybe weren't going to be talked about. Yeah. But like you need to like give credit to everybody that is on the show. Like we all made this show. We freaking killed it.
Starting point is 00:39:00 I'm happy and proud of everybody. And I'm very glad everybody because there's a lot of people that's never done reality TV before. Yes, they killed it. And they stepped up and I was kind of like, I was in awe of Jesse and Michelle and Zach and Jasmine, of how well they did on reality TV. And Janet and Jason, like everybody, yeah. Yeah, Janet, Jason. Because you know, obviously, you know, me, Kristen and Brittany have been on a show before
Starting point is 00:39:21 so we kind of were, thought we were going to have to, you know, carry them, but we actually did it. They carried us. Yeah, I just gave advice whenever they asked me for it and I was like, just come to me if you need anything like ever. And I and they would and like it. I just am so proud of everybody because everybody stepped it up and brought it and I just, you know, I think it's going to be a great show and I think people are really going to love it.
Starting point is 00:39:43 It's only going to get better. And I just want to say thank you to everybody who's been showing up to our watch parties on Tuesday I'm just tuning in and watching it in general in general, you know, um getting a lot of great feedback. Everybody's loving it But like I said, i'm doing these watch parties every Tuesday if you guys are in town now till You know the end we're on season two. We got what 12 episodes total So if you're ever in the area and you want to come to jacks's I will be there britney will be there Somebody will be there and we have a lot of fun and man, I must be your cheese is there and everyone's loving it and having a good time. So yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:09 Yeah. The show's doing really, really good. We're really, really happy about it. Yeah. But we're only a two episode too. So I, I really can't wait to start talking about episode. I mean, there's so much more to like dive into obviously, but you know, it's just, it feels really good to be back. You know, I just want to give everybody a heads up that, um, we are going to be spending Easter together because people were asking like, are you going to spend Easter together? This is our first holiday. Yeah. Separated technically.
Starting point is 00:40:34 So we are, we made reservations for eight to 10 people. Yeah. And, um, we're very, very excited, but yeah, we will be together. And, uh, with our other friends and, um, I'll talk about the place that we're going to next week, but it, we will be together and with our other friends. And I'll talk about the place that we're going to next week, but it's one of our favorite places. And- Yeah, we're gonna do like a little egg hunt for crews on the beach.
Starting point is 00:40:53 It's gonna be super cute. Yeah, it's gonna be a lot of fun. So I wanna wish everybody a very, very happy Easter. Yes, happy Easter. God bless. Happy Easter. And you got anything else to talk about today, or can I go to the gym? I mean, there's just so much going on, but for now, I think that we will leave it to next week
Starting point is 00:41:09 I make sure you guys tune in and watch me next week on watch what happens live and tune in every Tuesday at 9 p.m On Bravo to watch the Valley right after Vanderpump rules. If you guys have any other questions, you can always DM either one of us What's your handle? What? Is it Brittany? Oh my god, did you just ask me what my handle was? I noticed you took off my last name on your thing. So well, I mean, I never legally changed it and you pissed me off. So I took it off. Anyway, you guys can always DM DM us if you have any questions. We're open books. Yes. You guys all have a great week. We'll see you next week. We have a great guest next week. We're really excited about and all have a great week. We'll see you next week. We have a great guest next week we're really excited about.
Starting point is 00:41:46 And yeah, happy Easter everybody. Happy Easter. We love you guys. Thanks for tuning in to Win Reality Hits with Jackson Berting. Bye guys.

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