Whiskey Ginger with Andrew Santino - Blake Anderson

Episode Date: November 11, 2022

Santino sits down with Blake Anderson to talk about Polish jokes, kidney stones, going for a 1st down, and his new movie on Amazon & Apple "I'm Totally Fine" #blakeanderson #andrewsantino #whiskeyginger #podcast COME SEE ME ON TOUR!!! https://www.andrewsantino.com ORDER SOME MERCH!!! https://www.andrewsantinostore.com Join our Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/whiskeygingerpodcast ============================================================ WHISKEY GINGER IS SPONSORED BY BETTERHELP BETTER HELP Get the help you need from a licensed professional 10% off your first month https://betterhelp.com/whiskey RABBIT HOLE $5 OFF with Promo Code: WHISKEY https://rabbitholedistillery.com/drizly PRIZE PICKS Promo Code: WHISKEY Matching deposit up to $100 https://prizepicks.com FACTOR Get $60 OFF YOUR ORDER! https://go.factor75.com/whiskey60 Follow Santino on Insta and Twitter: https://www.instagram.com/cheetosantino/ https://twitter.com/CheetoSantino Whiskey Ginger Insta and Twitter: https://www.instagram.com/whiskeygingerpodcast/ & https://twitter.com/whiskeyginger_ Whiskey Ginger Clips: http://www.youtube.com/c/WhiskeyGingerPodcastClips Produced and edited by Joe Faria IG: @itsjoefaria Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What up, Whiskey Ginger fans? Welcome back to the show. Man, we got a good one for you today, like my man Steve Harvey done say. It's the kid from the Bay Area. It's Blake Anderson. This dude is so funny. You know him from Workaholics, amongst his many other projects. He is a brilliant mind, a very cool dude. I'm happy to have him on the show. And I got to tell you, man, we're coming down to the wire. More and more days chip away, and we're coming up to the end of the year, and I'm doing one final show this year. New Year's Eve and New Year's Eve Eve in Boston, Massachusetts. Boston, Mass. Come out and see your

boy. 30th and the 31st. The tickets are available right now. I think we're adding shows. Go to andrewsantino.com. If you don't have plans yet, sign up, baby. I'm doing meet and greets, VIPs, all sorts of fun stuff. Boston and the Boston area. Massachusetts. Come out and see your boy. New Year's Eve and New Year's Eve Eve. AndrewSantino.com. AndrewSantino.com. Enough rambling from me. Let's go to the episode.

In here, we pour whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey. You're that creature in the ginger beard. Sturdy and ginger. Like vampires, You're that creature in the ginger beard. Sturdy and ginger. Like vampires, the ginger gene is a curse. Gingers are beautiful. You owe me $5 for the whiskey and $75 for the horse. Gingers are hell no.

This whiskey is excellent. Ginger. I like gingers. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Whiskey Ginger. My guest today is one of my favorite people on earth. I say that for all my guests, but I mean it once again today. It's the first time this gentleman's been on the show and he is the third of the trio from his clique of workaholics boys to be on he's last but i saved the best for laugh it's blake anderson thanks for coming on bro thank you for having me this is incredible thank you man i wore this hat for you i And I told you it was very welcoming, very warm. Anytime I see it. Heavy shout out to the Bay.

Yeah. And my affiliation with the A's, good group of people up there. They showed me how they flipped a baseball stadium into a football stadium and back. And I said, why do you still do it? And apparently, your beautiful owner, well, no longer. Yeah. But I mean, his son now. Al Davis.

The D, he had said, it cost him a million a flip and he said i flip it only six to eight times a year so it's only it's a six to eight million versus 250 million so you tell me what you think i'm gonna do hey fuck it he was right he was right dude the guy was right that's kind of the the Oakland sports motto. Fuck it. Fuck it. We're not spending shit. Yeah, fuck it. Although, the Warriors, that new stadium is bonkers. San Francisco. It's not Oakland.

I know. But you guys are the Oakland Warriors? Golden State. Yeah, but it's Oakland. I mean, they were. Yeah. Like, a lot of the magic for me left when they moved to San Francisco, but whatever. We're still rolling.

Are you supporting them still or no? Yes, yes. Like you're still a fan, but you're a little annoyed. It's just Oakland is such like a special place. I just like what it stands for so much more than San Francisco. I mean, San Francisco is a beautiful city, but there's just something about like, I love underdogs, man. Yeah, Oakland is like the consummate underdog. Oh, yeah. That's why the city and the the town for people that don't know what that is

uh explain explain city and town the town is oakland and the city is san francisco and they and it's like an affectionate name though it's like not it's it's not like talking shit not like saying you're just a little town and we're the big city yeah just saying it's more of like a town business man town business dog no city business going on here it's town business but really what's going on in san francisco other than poop in the streets uh a lot of tech i think tech and poop yeah techie poop poop tech yeah our new company by the way we're putting out together is poop tech absolutely it's going to launch i think in may of 2023 so as an app first and then we'll see where it goes but we're having trouble with the mobile platform for some reason but go to poop tech.com uh to check out the new app uh it's

going to be fully integrated you'll be able to find all of the poop all over san francisco we have like a it's like a poop map kind of how weed maps but it's for poop it's a pinpoint system and as you pick them up along the way you like get points on your like sort of you know your profile your profile right and every time you pick up a piece of shit a toilet flush will sound on your like sort of you know your profile your profile right and every time you pick up a piece of shit a toilet flush will sound on your phone because it knows kind of how those amazon stores you can just walk out with the with the product and not have to pay and all money goes to the oakland athletics that's exactly right yeah to keep them in oakland we're funding the a's is really what we're doing um so i'm not having any sauce tonight i heard that welcome

to have some sauce i have to go to a doctor's appointment first thing in the morning, so my blood has to be clean. Here's to you. Here's to your health. To your health. Up in the air, cheers to your health, because I can't clean. There's no booze in here. Yeah. And I'm Irish.

Yeah, shit. Which one are you? Which white are you? I am Irish on my father's side. And on your mother's side? I was always told I was Czechoslovakian. Oh, I see that but but my dad was like you're polish that's like a diss oh burn because remember like back in the day like that

was like polish people are dumb that was like a joke yeah that's like a good like a strong bit oh yeah dude that that would crush yeah back at the water cooler yeah how many polish guys they don't even know what lights are you know destroy at the water cooler we gotta get those Polish jokes back dude yeah dude bring back that Polish racism back man why did that ever leave us man we used to have a lot more

good racist jokes to the different types of white people now it just got washed out well whites are kind of in a you know we're in a weird place right now you know we'll be in a weird place right now. Yeah. You know? We'll be back, dude. I have no doubt. I know it's panic mode

for a lot of people, but I'm like, let's just ride the wave, man. Ride the wave, dude. Gotta take your licks, dude. Yeah, man. Take a couple bullets to the chest, you know?

Come back from it. It's cool. We're gonna be fine. Guys, we're gonna be fine. Polish're gonna be fine okay so polish people i'm talking to you yeah coming back right no no no i refuse that polish people listen to this show one guy in poland is just like oh man what the fuck come on oh yeah i don't know their language yeah what do they speak idiot what are you freaking idiot bozo freaking bozo probably freaking bozo out there do speak a dumb dumb head out there

poland town freaking bonehead i'm gonna lose all my polish fans nah man i'm bringing them back bring them back um so listen i want to say so many things to you because i've so what's crazy is you and i met many many many many years, many years ago. We really did. Divine and I knew each other from stand-up. And I'll genuinely never forget this. I forget a lot because of booze. Yeah, CTE. I'll never, yeah, the CTE from alcohol. Yeah, it's real.

I think it's real. I think it's real. I met you at the Hollywood Improv. And Divine used to work there, Adam Divine, who was like probably fifth or sixth on the call sheet for Workaholics, right? Yeah, he's pretty far down yeah he's down the list below the line guy

and so what happened was Adam was so excited about that show and I'm not gonna harp on the show because it's in the past

but the memory of meeting you was etched in my mind because we were at the bar and Eddie was bartending and I was having a drink and Adam goes he goes

hey I want you to meet somebody and I turn around and I was like what's up man and I saw this big beautiful gorgeous head of hair that's so much lettuce just dripping off your head you know and I was like who is this dude and I was like hey man are you a comic and you were a little quiet about it you were like

oh yeah and then Adam cut you off and was like he's actually a genius comedian writer and performer like he was boosting you a genius comedian, writer, and performer. He was boosting you hard. He gassed me up. It was awesome. That's my boy right there.

I was like, no shit. And I said, do you do stand up? And you go, well, you know, I mean, that's not really my thing. And he goes, just wait till you see the show that we got coming out. And I was like, well, good luck. You know, God bless. I always loved Adam. And we've known each other for so long that I was like, I hope that show hits.

But I remember saying to you, I was like, good luck, man. I hope that, you know. Yeah. And it's not demeaning, but I meant it. Man, I hope it goes. Sure, sure. And sure enough, it bombed.

That movie show was terrible. Yeah, it was bad. It was bad for us. What'd you do, like a half a season, and they cut you guys off? It's bad. It's bad, dude. I'm still digging myself out of that hole.

I've been in freaking actor jail ever since. You guys made a phenomenal show, but I just remember it etched in my mind as like, because you were kind of this, if I was a chick, I would have fucked. You know what I mean? You were this ethereal, cool, hot guy with fun curly hair. Yeah, I was like riding the hipster wave pretty hard and hipsters were hot at that time. Pink time, dude dude they're gone now i got lucky with that man yeah you did i like specifically remember like when i it was like

an mgmt music video and i saw them all and they're all wearing shit that like because i was so broke we would go to the thrift store in van eyes like because we lived in the workaholics house we'd go to the thrift store like every not ironically because that's where we could like afford shit yeah i'm like these mgmt bros are like pulling thrift store fits i think i could roll out with like an old ass like seahawk shirt and probably chicks would be like this guy's cool that's when it all clicked for me yeah like just being broke boy at the club yeah broke boy was like hot for a minute but now you're But now you can't do broke boy anymore. Now you have to be subtle rich guy. That's who you are.

I mean, I always ride the line. I like to keep it down to earth for sure. You are definitely down to earth. More so than the other two. Yeah, for sure. They got watches. I have hair ties. Friendship bracelets that's still hanging on.

I dig that though. Wait, let me see. Who made bracelets. That's still hanging on. I dig that, though. Wait, let me see. Who made that one for you? My daughter. Oh, your daughter did? Yeah. That's cool.

That actually, Adam's premiere for Green Eggs and Ham. Oh, really? On Netflix. Check it out. Check it out. Check it out. Your daughter made that? Yeah.

How old's your kid? She's eight. That's so cool. Yeah. Now, what did you make for her? Money. Yeah. Yeah, her dinners.

Yeah. Is that what you do when she gives you a friendship her? Money and her dinners. Is that what you do? Would you give her a friendship bracelet? That's one more week of food. Okay, I'm going to need a couple more of those. This thing's hanging on, though. That is really cool. Yeah, it's pretty sick.

The reason that I wanted to sit down with you, A, because I haven't had you on, I haven't seen you in a long time, and B, we have a mutual good friend, Brandon Dermer. Shout out to the Derms, the Dermworms. He's the man. The nicest guy. guy directed my first special yes

and has directed a ton of cool stuff and is putting out a movie yes that you did with Jillian and

oh my god Kyle Nuchak directed Nuchak and Harvey Gillian Gear

Gillian yeah I don't know man but I love that guy I can't say his last name I'm being an idiot but he does that show on FX

What We Do In The Shadows What We Do In The Shadows is so which Kyle directs so funny man it's very funny that dude's so good on that show too

I'm on an FX show but it's not as funny just not as funny what? Dave? dude not like that show I mean that show's good, man.

I like kind of, I binged Dave when I was filming Woke in Atlanta, at least the first season. That show, I thought, I think that show's fantastic. Thank you, man. And you're really funny, man. Cut it out. You're actually a good actor, too. Say it again. You're a really good actor.

God bless. I love you, man. Don't make me fucking blush. I told you I wanted to hook up with you When I first saw you You know Don't do it again Well if you were drinking whiskey Maybe we could get somewhere

But I know dude It'd be really weird If the podcast Where you fuck your male guest Is one Where you were sober Yeah

That would be very unpredictable Real creepy But also That's my only fans I'm gonna only fuck my male guests While they get drunk And I get sober That's cool, man.

Dreams, dude. Hey, man. Cheers. Hollywood. We made it. Oh, God. Isn't it the best? It's the best, dude.

Are we going to ever stop? No. By the way, I looked up the name of the movie because I forgot. Dermer's movie. When does it come out, by the way? I think it drops on November 2nd? Nove 2. That sounds about right.

Nove 2, we'll say it. I can't keep all the dates straight, man. How could you? You're doing so much. I actually looked it up because I forgot what the name of it was, but he sent it to me a while ago. I watched it.

Very good. It's called I'm Totally Fine. It's called I'm Totally Fine. And I saw you have like a million things going on. Yeah, man. You're a busybody boy. Well, that movie was like really crazy because that was like a you know one of those pandemic shoots so like everybody was like it was like

one of the first things kyle kind of did it on like a shoe undercover yeah like people weren't even supposed to be in the same room at the time but they're like let's go do it no you need to bust you because that was way out you shot that in like midland california or something like that where were you guys well see i wasn't ever on set i did everything on a phone yeah that's true everything is on the phone yeah so i was like yeah sure i'll do it i mean i i couldn't give an excuse like ah sorry man i'm too busy man we don't have phones where i'm living right now man it's like it's like i just had to film it on the iphone and i'm literally just locked up in the house so i was like sure why not yeah yeah that

it was it was shot very well it looks really cool yeah it's crazy when you know experimental shit like that i always think it's fun where a bunch of people kind of go their own way and make something indie uh it like gives hope for other people that are trying to make indie shit to be like dude try it fuck it dude that that's the name of the game that was the name of the game for us like yeah mail order comedy when we were doing, like, just internet sketches, man. Yeah. It's just doing it on your own.

Yeah, I mean, dude, you guys follow the same suits, the Sonny guys. I mean, they did the exact same thing as, like, we'll just fucking make it and see if you guys like it or not. I mean, so often, like, you know, youngsters come up and they're like, yo, like, you got any tips? How do you, like, do it? And I'm like, make your own lane. Yeah.

That's, like, the only way. I know it's way different now because we were like doing it on YouTube back before it was super saturated. But like, you just gotta like slay TikTok. Sorry, dude. You do. That's the lane.

You do. Like go slay TikTok to the best of your ability and then ride whatever that is. Let's make a TikTok clip right now. Here's some easy stuff that'll get TikTok clip attention, right? Yeah, what do we... We'll just make up a fake conversation

that can be used as a sound. Ready? Like, oh, bro, that glass is huge. You should see my dick. Is that what they do on TikTok? Clip it, dude.

I don't have TikTok. Perfect, dude. That's perfect. I don't have TikTok. Is that what they do on TikTok? It's like 12-year-olds. You should see my dick. Is that what they do on TikTok? Clip it, dude. I don't have TikTok. Perfect, dude. That's perfect. I don't have TikTok. Is that what they do on TikTok? It's like 12-year-olds. You should see my dick, dick, dick, dick, dick. They will remix it.

It's got to be, right? It is kind of. It's like foul, right? It's toilet watching. I'm obsessed. I watch on the toilet every day. Every day I take a shit, I flip through TikTok for 15 minutes. Dude, the only time I ever saw it, and it almost got me to get on it, is my manager,

Isaac, was like, dude, you got to watch what is on TikTok. I'm like, I'm trying to avoid that thing like a plague. But he's like, there's so much weird incest content. And I was like, what? And sure enough, he pulled it up. And it would be like a brother and sister. And they're like, dun, dun, dun, dun. And they'll point to words like, we're just step sisters.

Right, right, right. And you're like, they just broke up should we fuck it's like the weirdest yes or no yes yes or no and they do just a choreographed dance together dude it the future it is why it is it is wild to see how much great stuff is made on the internet in short in short space of time oh man and also how much uh you're allowed to just throw trash up there and it doesn't matter. Yeah, but it is so entertaining. It's so, I don't know, man.

Our brains are fucked, but whatever. It's funny. Who cares? I crack up. What else is going to happen? I mean, what else are you going to do? Put the chip in us and let us ride it out. We'll figure it out.

Yeah, what do you want us to do? Shakespeare? What about your kid? Your kid, do you give the kid is allowed to be on that stuff or no? Yeah, like, not TikTok or anything like that, but she definitely surfs YouTube, and that's fucking weird, dude. Yeah, what if she sees this?

I don't think she thinks I'm funny. Hey, Blake's kid. Yeah, if she ever saw me, she'd be mad. She doesn't think you're funny? Nah, I think she thinks it's cool that, like, I've been on television. Yeah, but outside of that, who cares? Yeah, I'm not letting her watch. I've never done anything for a young audience yeah that's true that's always so weird like when like workaholics fans will come up that have kids and they're like my nine-year-old like loves you guys and they'll be like is that weird i'm a bad parent aren't i and it's never

like yeah but it's just kind of like no it's cool like do you do you whatever whatever works in your house man yeah if you guys are like just throwing butthole talk around then okay that's cool man that show was pretty sexual though but you might have incest tiktoks coming your way that's all i'm saying that's the future of your kid do you have a son and a daughter just keep them them separated. Yeah, man. Keep them in separate rooms now. Dude. I get people that say

that they let their young kids watch, like, me and Bobby's show because Bobby and I back and forth all the time and they say, like, the kids, I think the kids love

all the bright colors that's in that room and it looks like a McDonald's Playhouse. Yeah. So I get it. Way to go, man. Thanks, dude.

We're trying to make it so the parents can watch it with their kids, and the kids can laugh at the idea of it. It's kind of like Disney. Disney always had subliminal shit for adults, but then they were like, but it's all goofy fun for the kids. But also, every parent dies in Disney. Every single time.

Dude, that formed us, man. Those movies, when we were growing up, those moments were good for us i'm telling you it was formidable yeah yeah dude so what now though kids don't have any of that kind of stuff no pixar pixar is the closest they'll get to those same kind of storylines but it's that's fine okay so because okay they're not getting it there but then they're opening up youtube and they're watching basically faces of death. They can very easily stumble onto a real video of someone dying. That can happen so easily when you're surfing the web.

Yeah, I mean, I remember when we first saw that kind of stuff. Yeah, we were like, oh my God. Hold on, shock. I was in college when a guy showed me a video of like a beheading video. Yeah, oh fuck, dude. It was a crazy thing. You're like, there's no way that's real, right? Yeah, in your mind you're like, phony, that's real right like in your mind you're like phony that's fake somebody faked out you could you had to say that

yeah because you just saw a dude get his head chopped up yeah it was wild now i bet kids stumble on that shit and they're like big deal next yeah he fell weird yeah that dude fell weird when they cut his head off yeah also dude there's so much like like dudes just jumping off the top ropes in a wrestling match and then their legs just, like, completely melting, like, every bone. Like, UFC. It's crazy. You see so much shit that is, like, absolutely, like, people in NOM probably saw that shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And now it's just, like, you stumble upon it. Yeah, it's just Friday night. It's crazy. Are you into any of that shit, UFC? I definitely watch. I mean, it's just Friday night. It's crazy. Are you into any of that shit, UFC? I definitely watch. I mean, it's brutal. I was always a boxing fan growing up, and I always was super into professional wrestling.

UFC, I'm down. I just don't know really fighters. I don't know much about it. I mean, I've been guested to go to a few of those things. Yeah. I didn't really go on my own. But seeing it's wild, I just... Hearing it's crazy. If you've been to a live boxing match,

boxing is amazing, and the sound is pretty impressive, but flesh-to-flesh is wild to hear. Oh, God, dude. It just sounds so different. Yeah, it's bad. It's supposed to sound bad. But think about it.

The gladiators, that was real raw. Bare-knuckle boxing, that was the standard, and then weuckle boxing. That was like the standard. And then we put on gloves. Dude. So our ancestors were used to crazy shit like that. Like really crazy.

Like I fell into this weird asshole like the other day. How the hell did I get there? Anyways, it was some way that like the Chinese used to kill people. Like public executions were like the thing back in the day. I think they're still doing it. Well, this was called like death of a Thousand Cuts. Oh, Ling Chi. You know.

Yeah, Ling Chi. It's real, dude. And it was in a time where they were taking photos too. So if you want to look that up at your own risk, like it's just people like tied up with chunks of meat and like just homies like sitting around like, this is our television ling chi yeah death of a thousand cuts yeah and it's true they do they it's a thousand cuts and

your flesh will start falling off dude it like people are so fucked up people are do i mean we were talking about the other night we were talking on set we were sitting and like waiting to get up and i said how um tarring and feathering is such an insane torture technique because it sounds hilarious you're like you made a dude a bird but also the tar burns their skin off underneath so they're burning and then you're also like put feathers on that guy it's it's insult to injury at its finest form and our the history of people's brutality i think it's just gotten subdued thank god but yeah if we kept up on that line, I mean,

like the four horsemen, right, where they pull you in all directions, and that kind of shit, and medieval torture techniques are insane. Dude, there's this one where like, they like tie you to a log,

and they like put honey all over you, and just like float you out into the middle of the pond, and then just bugs eat you. Oh my God! Yeah, and you're just getting like sunburned and shit. Just floating bugs eat you. Oh my God. Yeah. And you're just getting like sunburned and shit. Just floating on a log.

Just floating on a log. And if it flips over, then you die. I think they definitely like put in the work so that it does not flip over. So you stay, you stay side up.

Oh yeah. You're getting. But do you imagine the first guy that tried it, pushed the guy out, he just flipped over and died. Like, oh my God, dude. He just drowned.

That's like, that's like three gallons of honey. Fuck, that dude stole like 50 bucks from me. That dude needed to pay. In here, we pour whiskey. This episode of Whiskey Ginger is brought to you by BetterHelp. Hey, I've spoken about BetterHelp on this show so many times.

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Go drink some, drink responsibly, have fun. Ginger. I like gingers. Well, okay, what would your, what would your torture be

that's not brutal but like clever or funny? That I would do to someone? Yeah. See, if they gave you a torture pass, a torture, if someone did you

so wrong in life and a judge gave you a torture pass and was like, hey man, you a torture pass, if someone did you so wrong in life and a judge gave you a torture pass, was like, hey man, you could torture somebody. Dude, maybe it would be like on brand and I would feed them hair till they died. Like you have to eat so much hair that you start to suffocate. Like the hair starts to build up in your throat.

That would probably suck. I like it though. You're just like... But your hair just keeps growing, right? It's like Samson or whatever. You just keep your hair... Every time you cut it grows, and you have to keep feeding him and feeding him hair.

Yeah, it's like a Play-Doh machine. See, this is tight. Yeah, that's kind of cool. Your brain can go there. I just came up with that. Your brain can go there, dude. I watch Dahmer too much. Did you finish it?

No, I hated it. Creepy. I'm not down with that. Just eat a sandwich. He was good. Just eat yourself a sandwich. Oh, the actor was so... Chris, what's his name? I don't know. We're really good with names. Yeah, man. I'm not down with that. Just eat a sandwich. He was good. Just eat yourself a sandwich. Oh, the actor was so... Chris, what's his name?

I don't know. We're really good with names. Yeah, man. I'm so bad. What's his name? How did we make it in Hollywood? Evans something Evans. I don't know.

Well, that's why. Because we didn't pay attention to any of the names. But I can pull like old like fucking sports figures mad easy. Yeah. The other day we were doing this shoot and we were trying to make up names from Atlanta and I was like, Dominique Wilkinson, David Justice

and I was just throwing out random names. Dikembe Mutombo. But I can't name, I couldn't tell you who's on the Hawks right now. I thought you were going to say who's on my show with me.

Yeah, I don't know. No, that is also true. I have no fucking idea who's on Dave. People come and go, I'm like,

are you on this show now? I'm like, yeah, no, I'm on it. We got some fucking amazing guest stars this year. I can't, I wish I could say now? I'm like, yeah, no, I'm on it. We got some fucking amazing guest stars this year. I wish I could say some.

Some of them are absurd. Some of them are out of control. Your show is very good. It gets some cool, rare guests. Dave pulls everybody from the hip-hop world, and then their friends of the hip-hop world who are kind of adjacent. Right.

And it's funny because I don't ever get to meet them. Yeah, athletes. I never get to meet them because I'm never in those scenes yeah so i always hear it's tight just show up on set no thanks are they like no no i just don't what am i doing i can't if i if i'm not working i'm not at work yeah if i'm not at work i'm chilling or doing another job which is like yeah i would say the only way that would be excusable is if like you're producing it then you like have an excuse to be like by the or if it's someone i absolutely have to meet like i was trying like if we had jordan on the show i would i would come for michael jordan obviously

yeah if we had like if we ever got like drake i kind of want to meet drake you know i kind of want to be drake what you went from j to Drake? Well, because I want music and athletes. That's what you said. So that's kind of all we get. Sure, but Drake? Drake? Drake? How about Soulja Boy? I'd pull up for that. I'd pull for Soulja Boy. Yeah. But undeniable. Your list is getting pretty big now. Drake,

Soulja Boy, Waka Flocka. No, not for Waka. What? I'd pass on Waka. Oh, wow. I thought he's nice Maybe I'm sure he is I did a I tried to get a cartoon made And he was a voice

Of one of the The characters And dude he was so good Well how come How come it didn't go I don't know Well let's sue the company That bought it

And didn't put it out That was Comedy Central Bums Bums Yeah couldn't even Throw me a freaking bone Come on Comedy Central CC bro

Are they still around Like a little bit They're still, bro. Are they still around? Like, a little bit. They're still kicking it. Yeah. Are they still running episodes of Workaholics? That's a great question. Not to my knowledge. Yeah, they must, every now and then.

But, you know, that shit is so convoluted now. I think it's Paramount Plus is where you can really watch it. That's where we're doing our movie. Workaholics movie. Yeah, that's right. Paramount Plus. Yeah. What's up with that?

The movie? Yeah. I mean, we're supposed to movie. We're on Paramount+. Yeah, that's right. Paramount+. Yeah. What's up with that? The movie? Yeah. I mean, we're supposed to start shooting like January, hopefully here in LA. Wow. So pull up the set. That I'll pull up for. Dude, you were on Game Over Man, right? I did a scene in Game Over Man.

You were awesome in that. Me and Adam Wright, we were cops. You were awesome. Yeah, we had a good time. That was super fun. Yeah. You're a good actor, dude. Thank you, dude. Thank you, dude.

And you're funny. Look at this. Put me in the new movie then. We'll see. Maybe I'll swing on by. Dude, I mean, if we're shooting in Van Nuys, I'm hoping... We just have to write like Royal Rumble scenes or something. That's actually really funny.

You should do a Royal Rumble scene. And get like a cage and everything. Everyone can like jump off of the cage in the center and shit. Yeah, people are like, yeah, the Workaholics movie was just a really long wrestling match. With just their buddies. All my homies back home loved it. Yeah.

It was a quick kill, dude. How much did it make? Like $180 in the box office, but it was tight. That's not going in the box office. No, it's Paramount+. That's true. We don't have to but nothing is anymore

nothing really making it to the theater these days because I also like even things that take shots like they took a shot on that bros comedy Billy Eichner no

yeah Billy Eichner yeah you got it for a second see we got a name I was gonna say Billy Eilish but that's a singer

she's tight she is cool she's so dope yeah she's like one of those young kids where i feel like the old dad where i'm just like you are and you're so talented kiddo uh billy what color is your hair what what color is it this week how do you get it so bright billy billy eilish billy eilish oh billy eilish is so good billy eilish oh billy eilish you're a great singer aren't you you, Billary Irish?

No, but he put out that movie, and you take a shot at a comedy in the theater with Judd behind it and all that stuff. And still, it's so hard to make money on a comedy now that Black Adam is what you're against. You're against the rock superhero fucking. That's impossible to compete with these superhero movies now in theaters. Yeah, I don't know. That is a real puzzle that we have to figure out as comedians. No thanks. I'll just do it offline. Just do it Paramount+.

Just do it in Paramount+. It's just easier. Yeah, it is. I don't know. I was rooting for bros. But that also is a kind of a tough one. I'll see it. I didn't see it.

But I would like to see it but like I can see where bros like you and your dudes like if you're like really not cool with gay stuff I don't know you're probably not

gonna go see it you're not like yo homie you wanna go see bros tonight and like just us like I don't know you have to be you have to be

a certain level comfortable with it it's so funny you have to be so comfortable with your sexuality to go see bros as a straight guy that you probably have to invite three. Because you're like, if it's two, even numbers are weird, bro. Because that just would be double dates.

Yeah, dude. If it's three, it's just three homies, dude. You do have to think of it. Like, we can't be ignorant to that. And this is coming from a guy who brought his mom to Brokeback Mountain. All right? And it was weird afterwards. And my mom, like, knows I'm straight, kind of.

Kind of. Like, not enough to when we got out of the theater, she wasn't like, so do you want to tell me something? Like, she really did. You did always play cowboys and Indians when you were a kid. And you loved to be a cowboy, didn't you? Yeah, the chaps. Those chaps. Yeah, the chaps were so hot.

I get that, dude. I get that. That's a thing that people have to think about is, like like straight dudes who are like, I don't know, fucking. Even if they think it might look funny, they might be like, I don't know. You're not going to see that, dude. I'm just saying like you usually go like, I don't know. It's like it has to be considered. I know it sucks that it does, but like I just know humans and I know dudes.

I know bros. Bros. You know bros. If anybody knows bros. I know bros. You know bros. Bros. You know bros. If anybody knows bros. I know bros. You know bros. Hey, we know bros. I've no bros.

You guys garnered the biggest, at some point, like a bro audience so big from the show that like, it's interesting to see what they're going to be like when we're all 60. Oh yeah. Are they still going to be broing out hard, do you think? Or it tapers off? Bros never die. Bros never die. You know that. Bros never die. You know that.

Bros never die. No. Never say die, bro. Dude, my dad's a bro. Is your dad a bro? He's a six-year-old bro. Is he? Like a form of bro.

Does he skate, surf, that kind of thing? No, he just fucking... Rips bongs? Watches football, drinks beer, fucking... He's a bro. Eats a ton of, like, melted cheese. Bro. Heavy bro.

Yeah, just bro what bro what bro thing does your dad do still today that uh he's he should have outgrown does he do a thing where he should have outgrown it uh i feel like he wears like flat brim hats oh he flat brims sick damn dog what's up yeah a few of them not all of them But some of them are still I respect that I can't wear flat brim I have a little nugget head And if you have a small head you can't You can wear flatties

I don't know that I do anymore I think it's like became like took on a life of its own But you have so But the hair under a flat would still look tight That's true there is a guy who works for the Warriors He like waves the flag Yeah I've seen that guy Yeah he flat brims and I'm like well if i put it he's he took it he took it i can't wear it

like there's only a few ways that this hair can do things before they categorize you as that person that guy yeah would you ever cut it yeah for a roll if someone's like you have to shave it for a roll well i i i talked about it. I said it for Mr. Freeze. If they asked me to be Mr. Freeze, I'd do it. That's so sad. And then fucking they like dropped the poster like yesterday for the Batman 2. And it's all like iced out. I'm like, fuck.

They didn't call you? Well, I called Isaac, my manager. I said. What's up? Is anybody Cass? And it's probably Bryan Cranston. Yeah. It's a huge name they're saying like

Ben Kingsley like come on is it someone I can go up against I'll shave my head we don't care yeah it's not

they're like who is that again what is he gonna do why is he doing it it's not happening but I'll be a henchman whatever dude I just wanna be

by Mr. Freeze tight true yeah any Batman movie I'd love to be by mr freeze tight true yeah any batman movie i'd love to be in i love batman is your favorite of all the superheroes i think as far as like like i collect a lot of comics but as far as like reading and like the best comics are by far batman stories they're so good that's interesting i've never seen it i've never read a comic in my life but i was obsessed with batman because of the movie when I was a kid. Dude. I was obsessed.

Like, if you're going to read comic books, get some, like, there's so many good Batman stories. Like, really badass shit. The problem is I'm supposed to read regular books, and I don't even do that. No, I don't do that. Yeah, so I just go back to picture books, yeah? Dude, comic books, graphic novels. Graphic novels. That's a nice way to say it.

Dude, it gets you so far. I read so book graphic novels graphic novels that's a nice way to say dude it gets you so far i read so many graphic novels i read one in a day and some chick is like what are you reading you're like oh my god i have a stack of graphic novels in my house hush batman hush now do you collect me one of these dude that has like really expensive rare like like number number three and all that's batman three or whatever all that shit is like if I do it's purely because I bought it when like I was a youngster like with the paper

and money like I've held on to all of them but like it was never on some like I need that one and I need it graded or anything like that

that's wild I just like have spawn I have spawn number one and that's legit right it's worth money is it in like a it's not no but I have it cause the one. That's legit, right? It's worth money. Is it in like a... It's not.

No. But I have it because the cover looked cool as fuck. Why wouldn't you do it now? Just put it in a frame it. Let's frame it. Yeah. When you get in that world of like comic grading, it's weird, man. Like they take points off for nothing, dude.

For like if there's... They can see where a finger oil has touched a page and all that stuff. It's wild. They handle them with like gloves that's nice but like the grading system is weird because it's all just like these three dudes there's only like three only guys three guys are allowed to judge it yeah you like send it to them and they're like maybe they're having a bad day and they're like this is only nine six whoa that's weird stan lee is the guy who used to do it yeah he's he was like the head of all of them 8-4 and they were like

8-4 and bowed down every time he said a number that was like baseball cards now did have that thing for a long time where they had these crazy grading systems of like and the edges like the sharpness of the edge that was the most important thing like how crisp it was and how perfect

the picture was layered on yeah when you get into like hardcore collector shit it's just like oh man i just can't i don't take care of anything that like how do you could you collect anything do you have any kind of like uh i collect comic books i collected dude well me and kyle used to collect energy drinks like we tried to get every i don't think if you realize like in the like 2010s there were like over like 500 different energy drinks like jolt bro like stuff you wouldn't even imagine like you still have them like hyphy juice like like it's from the bay area like everybody had one like there there was balls like you name name it. There were so many. And now what's left?

Almost none. Oh no, we recycled them all when we got really broke. That shit, when we didn't have, before we got workaholics, rent had to be due. And you guys, not all of you were living in that house, right? Not Durs. Durs wasn't. It was me, Adam, Kyle, Kyle's brother, and his fiance. Wild.

Yeah. And Durs was, of course, living in a mansion in Bel Air at the time. Yeah. Regardless of. He comes from money. Yeah. He's got money. Home does.

Wouldn't that be so cool? No, he was living with his girl. Yeah. He was, yeah, like actually a real member of society. Yeah, he was functioning. Yeah. Yeah, he was doing his thing. He was like a real member of society yeah he was functioning yeah yeah he was doing his thing he was like a writer's assistant

oh was he? yeah I never knew that he probably told you I didn't listen I don't listen to that guy yeah he was he like worked on Bones

and then like on Bill Maher so we were that I remember I do remember he did Bill Maher yeah so we were always like yeah dude like what's up and then like when he on the weekends

we would just write sketches and shit that's so cool man it's wild and you guys are still somewhat close i guess right very you are i mean that's what he says about you dude really he's got really bad things to say really that's weird he can say it to my face man i can take it i don't think so he did say he gets nervous around you about admitting the truth really yeah dang he knows it's gonna hurt he said something to the effect of like he has a little bit of weird beef with you uh because you had stolen like half a sandwich that he had his eyes

on and i called and you and you kind of were not apologetic about it like you were like that's you know it is what it is dog it's a turkey sub and i think you i think you mouthed it in front of him and he got really weird about it that sounds like me because i will fucking slit somebody's throat for a turkey so that is my shit jam what's your how about this what is what really is your go-to uh sub order if you're gonna go get a big fat sub sandwich what are we talking the secret is you go to the grocery store and you hit their deli counter they still have prices that are reasonable very much you know you get a foot long sub there for like six bucks yeah dude and you can't get any sub around here for less than like 20 bucks anymore isn't that fucking weird dude i went to a burger joint i'm not even gonna say the name i'm not kidding but a friend

was like you have to go try because now in la there's all these new burger joints popping up smash burgers yeah and they're everywhere and you know probably know the one i'm thinking of and i'm not kidding i go there and i was like i've never been here what's the go-to for you guys i always ask them like what's the thing you guys do she's like oh you got to get it this style and this this and blah blah blah and i said okay i'll get a mexican coke and i want fries and okay and she's like uh 28.99 and i was like for a fucking cheeseburger and fries and a coke and she was like yeah you got the blah blah style or whatever and i was like what's in it onions cold yeah onions it is it was grilled onions i was like how in the fuck but? Onions. Gold? Yeah, onions. It is. It was grilled onions. I was like, how in the fuck?

But that's the problem with these new restaurants now. It's like this. I'll try it once. I'm never going back. Nah. That's the bummer. Okay, I get the allure of like, dude, it's different, and we don't have something like this, and then you get it, and you're like, cool, but also definitely never going back.

Yeah, catch me at the freaking Ralph's Deli. 100, dude. Yeah, but also catch me at one of these little bullshit burger window joints that I can go to and get a $5 burger still. Yeah, you can still find a little. They're out. They're out. You gotta go to the east side.

You can't go to like- Or Deep Valley. Well, dude, Valley's- The Valley's where it's at. Valley's the best. Yeah. Love the Valley. If you can stand the heat, it's all good.

If you ain't no bitch, come to the Valley, boy. Van Nuts. When you first moved down here to LA, did you move to the Valley? The first place we lived, I lived with Adam and Kyle. We lived in a really small spot off of La Brea in the Miracle Mile District. It's really close to the Roscoe's over there. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. And Adam used to do a show out there. Damn, what was the mint? The mint is down there. I don't think it was the... Yeah Yeah And Adam used to do Like a show out there Like Damn What was the mint The mint is down there I don't think It was the

What Was there Was Moe Better Mondays At the improv Improv Moe Better Mondays Was at the improv And he worked at the improv

That's where that Yeah But there was Maybe it was the comedy union Comedy union Is that out that way Yeah Yeah that's down south

That's by you guys I don't know how I would have pulled that But yeah How did you do that I don't know Pretty good I used to go with Adam to every stand-up show.

But just to watch and chill out, and you didn't get up ever? Never. You would just watch? Well, drink tickets. Sure. Like if I'm with the performer, I got free beer. Fuck yeah. But also just to kind of like be around comedy.

Did you ever give notes? Were you ever talking? Like did you ever, was he ever like, yo, was that a good what'd you think about this this and this um not really he didn't like like grill me about or anything but if like it was a good set like i'd always be because adam always had a way no matter like we would go to some of the worst like the weirdest rooms you know as i did them i did all of them like we would pull up to like uh how let the moon the like piano bar at universal city oh yeah dude he would perform at like everywhere and like the audience was not there to see comedy really and they eat chicken wings yeah and like bomb after bomb like bad

comic after bad comic adam would get on stage he'd always get laughs yeah always yeah oh yeah he always would at least like get the crowd listening and laughing he gets yeah always yeah oh yeah he always would at least like get the crowd listening and laughing he'd get something yeah yeah always yeah he was always good Adam was always a good and a good dude

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Ginger. I like gingers. I stopped having energy drinks after like one time I couldn't catch my breath when I had too much of one. And I was like, this is enough of this. you know that we're like we're like oh my god i'm amped up on this shit dude energy drinks i could drink a pot of coffee and not feel the way i feel off of one fucking energy drink yeah there's some shit in there that's mutating our testicles bad bad bad oh it's so bad it's bad i remember uh for some reason we used to get a ton of like free monster energy drinks to the house. And Adam would drink them every morning, every afternoon.

And then that was when we discovered what... What is it when you get the rocks in your dick? Oh, kidney stones. Yeah, stones. He got stones? Yeah. No. Yeah. I had to look in his pee hole.

No, I did not do that. What did it look like, dude? He's like, it's in there, I swear no I did not do that What did it look like dude? Just a flashlight He's like it's in there I swear keep looking I don't see it If you kiss it Sometimes the stones will come out Alright I'll just suck on it

Until the stones come out man Yeah just suck Just suck on it Until all the kidney stones come out It hurts No dude I never Yeah

That scared me straight My dad had them one time Now did Adam have them did he have him um you know they break them up right like they do this thing where they can break them up they like have to like yeah they massage your cock kind of like one of those glow sticks where you crack them yeah you have to crack the cock in half and smack it you have to smack it a few times pepper grate it say when yeah no dude it's a problem it's a that's a massive bummer yeah and i've heard that it's like pissing razors my dad said it was the worst pain my dad's like i've been in car

accidents i've been knocked out in a fist fight he's like nothing hurts like pissing razors he's like it is it is excruciating pain can you imagine just fucking sweating fucking oh my god dude pissing out pebbles oh my god but by the way when they come out i've seen pictures they're so small you're like it's that small it's like a little miniature but all that does all that damage because it's has to pass through your your dick you don't know what it's like girls you don't know what it's like oh your period comes once a month try passing a stone well you don't you eat healthy, if your diet's good, you probably won't get it. Yeah, you're not going to get them.

Yeah. I think it's about like sodium intake. High salts, fats, and Monster. And Monster, which is just fat salt. Fat salt. Melted. It should be called fat salt. Yeah, that's all it is.

Fat salt. Fat. Get yourself a can of fat salt. Yeah, this one has a 50% juice in it, though. That doesn't matter. Doesn't matter, dude. Or sugar-free, come on. Nah, who cares? You're fucked. You're fucked, dude. Don't do it. Get the sugar. Yeah.

You seem like you're such a healthy dude. Mmm. You eat healthy. Your bod's good, dude. Your arms are good. Dad's been going to the gym, hasn't he? I mean, I exercise. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

You eat healthy or no? I wouldn't say I think about what I eat. You don't? Yeah, but you're not... Like, I go to the burger spots. I love Mexican food. What about the people? I love Mexican people.

Okay, cool. We just want to clarify. I lived in Van Nuys, dude. I'm down. You're down, dude. Bro, I in van nuys dude yeah i'm down you're down dude bro i'm good yeah you're down you're done you're one of the good ones go wolves yeah like i'm down yeah uh yeah but i mean i also love food i love the way it tastes when it's good truth i'm gonna take that huge fucking joy out of my life. Come on. No, I don't get it. I can't. Yeah. I've tried.

Yeah. I don't know. I've tried. Hollywood people are skinny as fuck. It's also that they're deprived. They'll do that thing where they're like, I can't have a donut. That's crazy. You're like, sure you can, man.

You can absolutely have a fucking donut. One. I had the best donut the other day. Sidecar donuts. Have you heard of it the other day. Sidecar Donuts. Have you heard of it? No. Dude, check it out. Where's it at?

It's like Culver City. Shout out to Sidecar and Culver City. We're coming at you. Yeah, man. They were fucking delicious. Now, are you a cake donut? Are you original glazed? Are you Sprankies?

Are you Long John's Bear Claws? I mean, I love apple fritters. I fucking, I love a maple bar this guy loves a maple bar i love crawlers you know what those crawlers oh yeah yeah i love crawlers they're like eggy in the middle i mean i love all donuts but sidecar donuts kind of like they're a little bit of a game changer i gotta go now dude you gotta try donuts because cake donuts remind me of my grandmother would smoke and have coffee and dip the cake donut in coffee. And I love all of those things.

Yeah, that's a fucking cool look. Oh, it's so good, dude. Can't smoke anymore. Yeah, what did she smoke? She smoked, my uncle would smoke unfiltered Paul Mall cigarettes. Fuck, yeah. And they would smoke, those are Winston's. Shout out to Winston's, dude.

Winston's, tough. That's a tough smoke. Tough guy cigarette, yeah. Like Marlboro smoke those or Winston's. Shout out to Winston's, dude. Winston's. Tough. That's a tough smoke. Tough guy cigarette. Yeah. Like Marlboro Reds. Winston's. That's like you might lose a tooth. Winston's or you might lose a tooth.

That's some cowboy shit. Uh-huh. Yeah. Did you smoke? Did you ever smoke cigarettes? All my homies growing up smoked like chimneys. Like Kyle, big smoker. And we used to just sit in my homie John Paul's house and just hot box it with cigarettes.

I did not smoke. You just sat there? I tried so... I wanted to smoke so bad that I used to make John Paul's older brother buy me Capri cigarettes. You know what those are? They're like skinny. Yeah, dude. Because I just wanted to belong with my friends, man.

Virginia Slims over there? So I was like, dude, I'll smoke Capri's, and I tried to make a fucking thing of it, but really not. I never fucked with cigarettes. Also, Capri's are embarrassing to be seen. You're smoking on that little skinny little stick. Dude, with the hair, it was kind of a good look, man.

You just have to embrace it. You are a babe, dude. You just have to embrace it. I knew a guy that, when I first moved here, kind of intimidated the fuck out of me, and I would smoke cigarettes, but I'd sneak it because I didn't want them to see. And we worked together, and he would smoke cloves.

Dude, I went down that road a little bit. That was like a cool bad boy, clove boy. Yeah, little did we know, like, cloves were not. They were the opposite of cool. They were whack as fuck. Yeah, they, like, sold that shit at, like, Renaissance fairs. Oh, it's 100% who smokes that. When I saw that, I was like, wait a minute.

People that have transition lenses love clothes. Oh, yeah. Collars up. All collars up shirts. Dark guys with low caps. You can't see their eyes. They really tried to sell that shit as cool. And they smelled kind of good, I remember.

They did stink good. They did stink good. It's not like when you do set cigarettes. For people at home, when we smoke weed on set or smoke cigarettes, and you have to smoke this like... I've so much dude that stuff sucks i fucking hate it is terrible and it smells like shit and your fingers get all stained and like we would have to smoke cigarettes and i'm dying up here a lot or or weed if we were smoking a joint in the car yeah and um because everyone in fucking 1978 smoked so you're either smoking a cigarette or you're smoking weed

and we would sit and we'd smoke and and you know these takes that last forever and people know what hollywood's like now and it's you know two hours of doing one bullshit scene by the end of it my hands are stained from that shit and you stink like those fake cigarettes dude i mean as a typecasted and a stoner yeah like every role i do you know know I'm smoking weed. You're smoking that shit. And, to the dome, it's bongs, it's joints,

it's blunts, it's like, oh man, it fucks you up. Yeah. It fucks you up. Now, do you think you can sneak in real weed on set?

I mean, they, I, they don't, it's technically illegal, but now that it's legal in California, I think the union might pass it to make it legal.

I mean, I bet if I was like, I gotta do it, people would be like, that's actually kind of cool. That's pretty sick. That's Daniel Day-Lewis. Yeah. Let him get lit.

But honestly, I've like never, only like two times on Workaholics actually smoked weed, but like never have like filmed high. You've never been on camera stoned? Yeah. That's interesting. Have you ever been buzzed on camera uh a little bit but not not to i mean other than like interviews no no no i mean like no filming filming filming no not really i've been smashed up on film really how was it tight well also like i had to do a scene where i actually planned this kind of

appropriately as weird as this may sound me now magical Al Madrigal, when we did I'm Dying Up Here, we had to go do a scene where he drops me off at my house and we come home drunk. We're supposed to be coming home drunk at like 3 in the morning. And I'm pissing outside of my house because I can't get in for some reason. Maybe I can't find my keys. I don't remember. And I piss on my dad's dead dog's grave in the back of our house.

And he comes out and fucking lights me up for it. So Al and I were like, we should go get a couple of drinks because we had six hours before we shot. And then I thought, I know me, I'm a big drinker. I thought, if I just slowly drink throughout the night, I'm just going to get exhausted. So what I was like, you know what I'll do? I'll just pound as much as I can now and then sit. Shotgun a couple beers. Dude, no, I was just slamming whiskey and then I sat for the next like

three four hours because I know like the hangover the like the mid drink hangover where you're not drinking enough anymore yeah

your body's all out of it and lethargic and you're kind of loopy and weird and honestly transit and I had to cry on camera and I fucking did it

damn yeah and it helped a little it definitely helped it definitely helped I don't know like but I've never been stoned on camera

no that would I would get so paranoid yep stoned on camera I can't do. But I've never been stoned on camera. No, I would get so paranoid. Yeah, if stoned on camera, I can't do it. Yeah, I would just be second-guessing everything. Everything you'd say, you'd be looking for other people to approve. Cool? Is it cool? Are those things on?

The one thing that I have done stoned is voiceover auditions. Sure. And that actually worked out pretty damn well. Do you put on headphones when you do them? I do now. Yeah. Yeah. That way you can hear how you actually sound.

Because I used to do them just raw into the phone. Yeah. And I was like, I have no idea what that fucking sounds like. No clue. It's all blown out. Yeah. Like they get the follow. It's like, thank you. They're like, all right, that guy's definitely not getting hired.

Thank you. Good night. He was stoned. Are you still a heavy smoker now uh i want to say heavy daily no no no no not no were you ever daily uh yeah when i was living like with the dudes yeah with the boys yeah you'd hit the pipe you know oh whatever hit the pipe yeah like fuck it why not the highest i'd been in a long time by the way speaking of our buddy adam was leaving his house with adam ray i was picking up adam ray to go down to this is a terribly true story to go down to watch an angels game it was me ray and um and brad williams and adam was like i had gotten in the uh we had picked up adam ray from adam's house and we had gotten the car and

he was saying goodbye and he handed him like a tincture bottle. Yeah. But I had misheard what he had said, and I took a whole dropper. Oh, yeah. Instead of taking just a couple of drops, I took a whole fucking eyedropper of that shit. To the dome. Brother. And I was feeling amazing halfway to Orange County.

Then when we got there, I was like, shivering. I was like in a wind tunnel of stuff. I was so high, I was shaking. Oh, yeah. And then, of course, Adam was like, shivering. I was like in a wind tunnel of stuff. I was so high, I was shaking. Oh, yeah. And then, of course, Adam was like, oh, man, the baseball game doesn't start for a while. Oh, good. Yeah. So I was like, well, what are we going to do, man?

I was kind of tripping, but I was trying to cover it up. Like, I'm totally cool, but like, what would we do in the meantime? And I'm not kidding. Ray goes, let's go see a movie. And I was like, what? You want to see Brokeback Mountain? Brother, we went to go see the fucking Tom Hanks plane fucking movie where he lands in the Hudson. We went to go see the plane crash movie and I couldn't speak English.

Brother, I couldn't even get my ticket. I was so fucking high at the machine. And I had to have Adam Ray buy my ticket because I was baked out of my mind. I went inside. I sat down. As the movie started, I'm'm vibrating you know when you're like you're fucking vibrating yes as soon as i remembered what movie we were seeing i was like oh we're gonna see a plane crash movie and i fly for a living i'm on planes for a living yeah i

immediately pretended to get a phone call immediately walked outside and i sat on a bench you're like what are you all right boys i gotta dip out that's my lady that was weird i took a fake call and i sat outside the hallway and i ate reese's pieces of popcorn hey and by myself because i was and i told afterwards i admitted it i was like boys not a call yeah i was so fucking baked i couldn't be in there and they were all super supportive like it's okay man it's fine it was a great movie yeah you really missed a good one i know but then at that point i was zoned enough where the baseball game was actually fun instead of like another thing to have to oh yeah and it's outdoors that that always helps my if i'm too high

outside always kind of clears me out a little bit you know if i'm too stoned you step into the sun you're like right on that's the case with a lot of drug use Step outside Just take it outside Take it outside man Not to the freeway No no no Just outside Take it outside Like yeah

Be on the first floor And take it outside Yeah yeah man Don't be like Don't jump off a thing Or don't cut off your dick Like the kid from Wu-Tang Yeah

Did he cut his dick all the way off? Who did that? Was it like Capadonna? Somebody cut their dick off Somebody from the Wu-Tang clan cut Well they tried to cut their dick all the way off what who did that was it like capadonna i would somebody cut their dick off somebody from the wu-tang clan cut well they tried to cut their dick off right and then some dude stabbed his own eye out like mario that wasn't wu-tang affiliated though wu-tang i remember a dude stabbed his own eye out as well wait really yeah i think it's on on on what though i must have been like PCP or fucking something.

Wu-Tang, affiliated rapper, cut off his own penis and jumped off a second floor balcony. Then he jumped off. So he cut his cock off, then he jumped. Well, yeah. He's now a married man. You're not going to jump off land, fucking break your legs, pull the knife out, cut your dick off? That's just not the pemdaws of cutting your dick off. His name is Christ Bearer.

He speaks out about cutting off his own penis. Christ Bearer. Christ Bearer, man off his own penis. Christ Bearer. Christ Bearer, man. That's a deep cut. I'm like pretty well versed with Wu-Tang. I'm having trouble summoning that name. It says... Wu Syndicate? It says affiliated rapper. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's kind of fringe.

That's fringe Wu-Tang connect. Yeah. He's not one of like the 13 members. No thank you. He's one of the 36 chambers. He might not even be a chamber. He might be a nook. He might be one of the nooks. He's a cranny not he's one of the 36 chambers he might not even be a chamber he might be a nook he might be yeah he's a cranny he's a cranny or a nook he's a cranny christ yeah christ uh christ bearer shout out to christ bearer and i'm glad and now it says he's a married man he's hap he's happily married and living a good life does he have kids no unfortunately he doesn't have a dick yeah it doesn't have a dick to make the kid have a dick

but i've never been so high that i wanted to cut off my own penis uh i've been so high that i feel Yeah, it doesn't have a dick to make the kiss. It doesn't have a dick. I've never been so high that I wanted to cut off my own penis. I've been so high that I feel like I'm going to lose my penis on its own. Okay. I've been high enough on mushrooms where I feel like my dick is like protruding into my body. I think the highest I've been is like I envisioned having like the ability to like shoot it like a harpoon gun. Like if you push hard enough, it would come out? Yeah, it would come and you could hook something and reel it back in.

Use your balls to reel it back in? Wouldn't that be cool? Yeah, that'd be tight. Evolution is so slow. We'll never be alive for that. If you could whip a cum and catch something and snap it back to you? Oh, that'd be kind of cool. Like Spider-Man action? Yeah, like a fly reel. That'd be kind of cool. What would your superpower be?

If you could, you know, everyone goes, it's either fly or invisible or no, no, no. What's the one? What's the Blake? I don't know. I always thought it, I mean, I know it comes with like a lot of weird stuff, but it would be kind of cool to be immortal. You want to live forever? Yeah, dude.

You're wild, brother. I like this ride, bro. This has been good. Yeah, man. You're right. You're right. I like it. It's fucking weird. It just gets weirder. You're wild, brother. I like this ride, bro. This has been good. Yeah, man. You're right. You're right. I like it. It's fucking weird.

It just gets weirder. You know what I want? So I want something similar. I'll piggyback you. I want reincarnation, but I want to be conscious of the comeback. Okay. So I want to die as one of the forms, but I want to know what it feels like when I come back. That's better.

And I'll know all the lives I lived. That's better. Yeah. That's a better version yeah I just amped it up like cause mine you like there's so many questions

like am I still like aging am I like this 1000 year old like mummy that's kind of okay let's say you had to stick

at one age what age would you stick at ooh damn if you're immortal but it's like you have to pick

the age bro 22 22 dog yeah at the yard house I was on fire dude hell yeah fill it up fucking I'll take

two yards tonight two yards I got pictures of it fucking double down that 22 that 22 birthday is fun isn't that funny now

to think like we're in our late 30s you're my age we're the same age yeah and it's funny to think now like we did we shot an episode

of Dave and we had the only restaurant in Palmdale was a yard house legit we go there to of Dave and we had the only restaurant in Palmdale was a yard house. Legit. We go there to eat dinner because we're like, there's nothing else around. And I said, I'll just take a space dust.

And she's like, 16, 24, or yard. And I was like, 16 is totally fine. But you think, at one point I used to be like, fucking have to go yard. All yards. You must go yard. All yards. You must go yard. Bro, we're playing football. I'm trying to get a first down. First down, dog.

Dude, you don't think that was a challenge? Give me 10 a bench. You would do Monday nights. You try to get a first down. 10 yards is bananas. It's impossible. It's impossible, but good luck. Yeah, you're going to try.

Yeah, we used to have like a Del Taco in college. I went to Arizona State. We used to have taco-offs where legitimately, because they they were dollar tacos and we saw who could eat the most and this kid in our dorm could eat like 26 i think it was the record but he could do it he cleared house man i ate 12 and i'd get ready to throw up we used to do this thing called the chili cheese challenge at wienersnitchel because they had this like five dollars for like five items deal so you'd have to try why they're doing so well so you'd have to do like five of those it's just you just throw up yeah but also

you could handle it back then also did it now you'd be over oh like i couldn't even get through the damn fries yeah no without getting some form of diarrhea there's a dude on tiktok who i've seen or no it's maybe it's instagram he's one of these guys who's like probably you're our size right and he can eat like 14 000 fucking calories in a sitting he's like a competitive eater dude but i've watched this guy and i still don't understand because he never seems to run out yeah like it's creepy i don't get that shit like there yeah there was that dude his name name was, like, Shoe Nice or something. And he would, like, eat caulk and shit.

Have Shoe Nice. Yeah, and he would just take this and just... Chug it. Can I have some more? Yeah, 100%. Are you kidding me? Please. Thank you.

Pour it up. No, yeah, he used to do... Like, drink whole bottles of vodka. To the face and then sit there and then do a follow-up video. Yeah, and eat caulk and fucking eat... Is he alive? If he's alive, he's canceled. Yeah.

I mean, the dude is, come on. Yeah, it's gotta be. That guy's got skills. There was no way out of that. Just dude is a fucking idiot. I saw a mini doc about him. He was living in a motel somewhere in like upstate. And he was still doing like videos and competitions and all that stuff on like how much he could hold in his stomach

I think what we're miscommunicating is the first time I saw him it wasn't booze he was seeing how much like miscellaneous things he could consume where he'd be like I can drink you know a quart of glue and I could eat he would just eat and be able to consume insane stuff

and then not affect him at all just eat a bunch of grapes that's impressive that's impressive too man eat 100 000 grapes eat edible things yeah that's more impressive yeah i'm still still stoked on you you don't have to eat like four pairs of shoes no fuck that no no no even though like the hot dog eating competition like kobayashi and that shit is gnarly yeah it makes me sick because uh makes me sick how they're just not even enjoying the sons of bitches how many people need those hot dogs no mustard no relish no onions it makes me nauseous to watch people eat hot dogs like

terrible they dip the buns in water yeah but that ruins it for me that's why i can't i know i don't watch it anymore they soak the buns in in water, and that just grosses me out so much. Soggy buns. Fucking disgusting. Speaking of fucking soggy buns, real hate right now to the LA Dodgers. The last fucking game I went to, these guys, it was probably the worst food I've ever had there. And that stadium used to be clutch. Dodger dogs used to be on point.

That thing has fallen apart. Now when I go, it's whack. It's the wackest food. Their dogs are whack? They're whack now, dude. What happened? Magic Johnson. Magic Johnson, dude. it's whack. It's the wackest food. Their dogs are whack? They're whack now, dude. What happened? Magic Johnson. Magic Johnson, dude. They're whack. He doesn't care

about hot dogs. What's your deal, Em? Magic Johnson doesn't care about hot dogs. That's your Kanye moment? Magic Johnson doesn't care about hot dogs. And Mike Myers is actually being like, dude, chill out. Stop. Yes, he does.

Dodger dogs. Chill. Someone say he cared a lot about hot dogs and that's how he got HIV. We'll be right back after this message. No. No, but it was whack. Yeah, that sucks. And that's what you guys get.

You lose to San Diego because you can't provide good Dodger dogs. That could be. I mean, that could be something. San Diego also showed up. I don't know if you're a big baseball guy, but diego showed up in a real way that was insane that i don't know like i feel so bad for i don't have dodger hate because i'm an ace fan i'm not a giants fan like it's just so like dodger hate does not come my way giants hate is though that's real yeah yeah for sure those guys suck yeah i'm not a fan of the giants i've softened since i've been out of the bay area i've gotten worse you have well i'm an nl guy so i yeah yeah loathe yeah

other nl teams and particularly the giants it really is crazy like how much just like al nl like i just i don't carry a lot of malice for any nl team it's funny i just i just i something about san francisco san franc Francisco on many levels bothers the fucking out of me. I don't know what it is. I mean, if you, they're so like. The people, the stadium, the city. No.

I've never been to Levi. Seriously? I've never stepped foot. I refuse. God bless. No, I will now. Now you don't have a choice. But I mean, I was an A season ticket holder.

So I was like, I was Oakland diehard. Like, I hated the Giants. One of the best, one of the best iconic symbols of a baseball team was that elephant. That was such a cool. Stomper. Stomp dog. That was such a dope idea. Cause it's a swing and a miss for a lot of times.

A lot of times they throw in a random, if they're, if the team doesn't have an animal, sometimes they'll throw in an animal and you're like, dude, that's trash. But that one worked. Dude, whoever, like, I don't know. I know the history of these, but whoever that guy was who was like, yo, that's trash. But that one worked. Dude, whoever, like, I don't know, I know the history of the A's, but whoever that guy was who was like, yo, we're gonna be zany and we're yellow and green and we're gonna grow our mustaches out big

and have an elephant, and it all fucking worked. It all worked. And it's still going, like, still if you're on the A's, you're growing your hair out, you're not shaving. It's part of the vibe. Yeah, you just, you look like a stoner.

Yeah. Like, the vibe is so sick, you know? No, it is really. Have you ever seen the battered bastards of baseball it's a documentary on netflix you must watch i highly recommend all the fans to watch too one of my favorite documentary series ever about a ragtag team of ball players um in portland in one of the farm leagues before there even was traditional farm leagues of this kind uh and it was um bing russell kurt russell's father

was a part of the god dude this guy he started this squad but the documentary started kurt russell he started kurt russell kurt russell was gonna be a pro baseball player really and realized he could make real money in acting i fucking love his dad was his dad was what you know like what they call a plumber actor you know like a day by day which i was like he never not worked but he never made good money he's back He was back in the day of like studio contracts where a studio would just buy your ass. They'd be like, hey man, that's a big chunk of money,

but also you're with us literally 300 days out of the year. Yeah. And his dad had retired and made okay money on television. Probably hot as fuck. He's a mega babe. Yeah.

He's a mega babe. I mean, he's no Kurt, but Bing was also, Bing was daddy too. And he bought this team and you got to watch the he made this team so to speak you should watch that doc but it's that idea was very um pacific northern culture of like yeah and that's kind of what the oakland a's embodied even though they're bay area squad they have kind of a pnw feel where you're like

chill it's like all like northwest yeah it's all like that once you hit la it's like it's not that anymore but then like it just carries all the way past bakersfield it's trees yeah trees it changes a man i know it makes you just kind of be like yeah man let it grow everything just let it grow true that's it i was just in oregon and i just oregon's one of those spots where i forget how beautiful it is and how close it is. Dude, it's dope. Coastal Oregon was fucking phenomenal. And also, that is the vibe.

The vibe was very much like, chill out, man. Yeah. Everything's cool. Dude, yeah. I was like, we're going to be late. And the guy was like, you're not going to be late, man. Trust me, it's cool. They'll hold the Blazers game.

For real? For you guys? Yeah. Yeah, man. Without a doubt. You're going to be courtside. It's, it's cool. They'll hold the Blazers game. For real? For you guys? Yeah. Yeah, man. Without a doubt. You're going to be courtside. It's going to be sick.

You're going to get a picture with Dame. And if we get there, we're like, we're not courtside at all. And the guy's like, what are you going to do? Hey, try a hot dog.

They're veggie and they're good. They're good, dude. They're bomb. I've actually tried, somebody gave me the other night at Crafty, had a, they had fake steak

like I've had I've had fake chicken chicken yeah but I've never had fake steak and it was is it fake steak

it was fake steak it was and it was unbelievably bad oh yeah yeah dude I'm cool with trying some of these alternatives

sure but also this you gotta be on point yeah sometimes when they miss they fucking miss by a mile.

Yeah. I was like, this is unbelievably bad. It does the opposite effect. It puts you in a rage and you go and kill more animals. You go, motherfucker, I am going to just go shoot a cow in the head. Where's the cows? Anything. Where's the cows now?

Yeah. Show me. I need to see one. I need to sacrifice one. I'm going to slit a cow's throat for this. I need to see one i need to sacrifice the cows throat i have to sacrifice a cow no yeah i i've tried a few times i even tried like i went vegetarian yeah it's fine that was easy yeah vegans literally impossible i don't people that do it you're out of your fucking head i cannot i don't even know how to wrap my head around not

having real cheese ever again yeah that's bizarre bunkers and also i'm a child I still eat cereal Everyone's like I've tried to do almond milk But I do like the Moo Moo Milk Yeah Do you drink it like thick? Like full strength? Or are you like 2%? Oh bro Fucking curdled

Unpastured Right from the fucking titty That's what I'm talking about I'll do 2% Yeah I'll do 2% Anything above that Is kind of

You're a crazy person Whole milk is absurd Yeah What the fuck are you doing You're drinking ice cream You're like trying to be Like a sumo wrestler Yeah

Yeah Like Yeah Or you're gaining weight For some weird ass role Oh yeah Otherwise you're doing The Brendan Fraser right

The whale You're trying to become The second whale Dude is that what it's about I don't know Being fat I'm not gonna say Go check it out

I will Is it out In theaters I think it is Is it It's in theaters I don Go check it out. I will. Is it out? I think it is. Is it Paramount Plus? It should be. That's where all the hot shit is at. You say that, but honestly, they got some bangers over there.

I think I got to tap in with Paramount Plus. I'm kind of a Hulu guy. Me too. I am too because I watch the live shit. And I like sports. Hulu has live sports. Dude, I got laced with the NBA League Pass like last Christmas. Dude, pass me the fucking code. It's so sick, dude.

I want that. It's worth its weight in gold. It's expensive as fuck, is it not? I believe so. The NBA gave me like a box and basically it was a- What did you do? I don't know. I just like always am kind of repping for the Warriors a little bit.

So they were down. So they just like, I'm on some seeding list. Look at you, you I don't know. I just like always am kind of repping for the Warriors a little bit. So they were down. So they just like, I'm on some seeding list. Look at you, you son of a bitch. Yeah, dude. But it's dope because you get to watch like, you get to watch the Jumbotron basically when, you know, cause they don't cut to commercials. Right. So it just goes to like whatever they're playing on the Jumbotron or like doing half court.

So you see the weirdest, like most regional. The guys on bikes trying to make shots and all that shit. But then you see halftime shows. And like, since it was like game one, you know, first week at NBA, Project Pat performed at Memphis.

What? The Ying Yang twins were at Sacramento. Like I'm just flipping to halftimes. Like the performances were sick. That's so dope. I had no, I mean, you forget that that is what they do.

They usually show up for week one because week one is huge. What do we do here in L.A.? Who the fuck knows? It's tonight. The Clippers are playing the Lakers. That is tonight? Yes. It's currently happening.

Why are we here? Well, because it's probably going to be a blowout. It's going to be a blowout. I feel like, again, I have no Lakers hate, but. I got a little bit of Lakers hate. I mean, I got. I have a little bit of Lakers hate. I have a little more of Lakers hate I mean I got I have a little bit of Lakers hate I have a little more

Clippers hate to be honest really that's funny because when I first moved here in 06 the Clippers were so fucking mediocre we used to buy tickets for like $13

that's when they were dope yeah I used to love that but then they started beefing with the Warriors and I had to I kind of had to separate myself and Adam started to

take that Clippers side come on you guys won that war you know what I mean oh like not even a war you didn't really fight much it's over it was your little brother that wanted to come play, you guys won that war. You know what I mean? Oh. Like, not even a war. You didn't really fight much. It's over. It was your little brother that wanted to come play with you guys.

They put up a fight at the beginning. Okay, but also no. The Warriors buried that franchise for a little bit. Dude, and your boy, yeah, your boy Adam has courtside tickets. Or no, he doesn't have them anymore, right? I think this is the first season where he has bowed out because he's just, he never goes. He's so busy. Busy boy.

And he doesn't live anywhere near that fucking stadium anymore. No. So that's kind of hard. That's the tough thing about L.A. games. Unless you live easy access, I'm not going. Well, the thing is, is like... That's why I love the Dodgers. He should have quit this shit like a few seasons ago

because the Clippers were like... They didn't have really anything to come see. But this season, they could be dope. Maybe. It could be. They got weapons. Not going to be you guys. I feel good about the Warriors.

Those Bay Area boys are on fucking, are on fire. They've done so much now that I'm, now I'm kind of throwing my hat in the Sacramento ring. What about the punch? You got anything to say about the punch? Yeah, I was pissed at Draymond. Now if he gets traded, I'm like, we've put up with, I've made excuses for that man so much in my life. Yeah. I've stood by him.

The punch is the line for you. Don't hit Jordan Poole, dude. Don't hit Jordan. For people that don't know, Draymond allegedly, speaking as an attorney, struck Poole in a practice. Oh, there's video. You can watch video. He hit him. It was real.

You can see it. Yeah. He swung out his shoes. He smoked him. He tried to kill that dude. But Poole took the shot. Yeah. And he's playing the next day. Let me tried to kill that dude. But Poole took the shot. Yeah. He's playing the next day.

Let me play devil's advocate. What did Poole say? I don't know. But no one has taken that side. I feel like somebody would have been like, yo, he actually said some fucked up shit. Right. Like you just, some things you don't say. I'm going to take that side right now.

All right. You got it. Draymond, I'm on your squad. You swing away, Papa. Do what you got to do. What did he say? What did he say? In the log, they're all tying their shoes like, what did he say? What did he say, dude? Did you hear what he fucking said?

I don't think he said anything. Well, you know we're never gonna find out. Nah. That's the wild shit, is that'll stay where it belongs, which I actually think is good. Yeah. Cause you can't have that kind of snitching in sports, so let it just live and die on its own. Let them handle it internally. Sports, you can't have snitching anywhere, stop snitching snitches get stitches my dude it's always been that way it always starts and ends yeah um i want to ask you something yes

and we can cut it out if you don't want to talk about it but at one point you were developing a tales from the crypt uh it wasn't tales from the crypt it was like a it was a horror anthology like an original one yeah but it but it was kind of like in that vein is what i should say yeah totally yes and i was kind of like playing the role of like the crypt keeper and what the fuck happened well me and dermar we went out and shopped it at like fx and netflix and everywhere and like literally every place we went where they were like like anthologies like horror anthologies it's just i don't we don't see it like you have to invest in a new person every week like american horror story has been doing it

for like fucking literally every single thing in development now is a horror anthology yeah crazy cut off a black mirror black mirror you guys were ahead of the curve dude it was upsetting Development Now is a horror anthology. Anthology, yeah. Crazy. Off of Black Mirror. Black Mirror. You guys were ahead of the curve. Dude. Fuck. It was upsetting. When he told me about that, I really wanted to see that.

You as the Crypt Keeper in that vein of Tales from the Crypt. Because I was obsessed with that show when I was a kid. Dude, I had the pinball machine. Fuck off. Yeah, man. That's insane. The Tales from the Crypt pinball. Wait, when you were an adult, as an adult.

After workaholics. I was just going to say. Yeah, yeah. They're expensive. You're not nine being like, look what I bought, dad. Yeah. That's insane. The sales from the Crip pinball. Wait, when you were an adult, as an adult. After workaholics. I was just going to say. Yeah, yeah. They're expensive. You're not nine being like, look what I bought, Dad. Yeah. That's so cool. Yeah, that Wolverine sold for a lot of money.

Yeah, that's right. That's spot number one. That was probably like the one thing that I like splurged on in my life was like I bought a pinball machine. And even that's not insane. It's not insane, but it is a flex. It's a lot of money. Yeah. Yeah. Pinball machine's a lot of money. Yeah.'s not sane but it is a lot of money yeah yeah the ball machine's a lot of money yeah dude it's and it's a good purchase you still got it uh i

sold it dude it's it it was so old and like i gotta get a new one i want to get like the metallica one that's cool it's like a newer machine it plays all their songs like like good shit like master of puppets shit see that's what's cool that and the speakers now we're on them are so good when we were kids they didn't have all that tech yeah now it's gotten real dope yeah and you can get different like i don't know if they call it cabinets or but like the header you can get like the one with like cliff instead or like you can kind of like pick you can customize it you can get like there's three different metallicas you can choose from whoa yeah that Yeah. That's cool. Old school Metallica, come on.

You know who I'm picking up there. Who? Who do you know? Who? James, dude. Yeah, got to. What are you talking about? He's got.

Come on, dude. Yes. I met him. I had lunch with him. What? Yeah. You had lunch with him? Go on.

With James Hetfield, yeah. Where were you guys at? Where'd you eat? It was Burger 99 or something. Yeah, there's a place called burger it was on fairfax but his son casper um i think was a big workaholics fan also like into like odd future and all that and like i was kind of like looped in with them and like making teenage my like clothing brand and he wanted to like chat me up about like starting a clothing brand. So, but he was just a youngster.

Like, I think he was only like 14 or something. So it was like, do you want to have lunch with James Hetfield and his son? And I'm like, you better believe it. Fuck yeah, dude.

So we just like went and show up with a guitar and a nap. You're like, are we not ripping? We're not going to shred. Yeah, dude. So I was like, of course.

So we just like went to some place that had like burgers and like fried chicken sandwiches and just chopped it up with the head fields, man. Damn, was he cool? Oh, yeah. He was super cool. Super nice dude. That's so wild. Yeah.

It was like the next day. That's when they like played like the national anthem at like the Sharks game and shit. So we like talked about the Sharks and stuff because he's a Bay Area dude. Oh, he is. Yeah. San Jose. Yeah. Yeah.

That's so, that kind of stuff is if is, you know, sometimes moments like that happen to me where even in the moment I don't realize it until far after where I was like, if I was a kid and I told myself I'd be eating lunch. Dude. With him, I'd be like, what the fuck are you doing? What is your life? It's insane. Like the opportunities that show up are just like, it's bizarre. I've been very blessed. Blessed is the word.

Hashtag blessed. Hashtag blessed. And you deserve it though. Thank you, man. You're a talented, good dude, man. And I want to very blessed. Blessed is the word. Hashtag blessed. Hashtag blessed. And you deserve it, though. Thank you, man. You're a talented, good dude, man. And I want to thank you for coming on the show. Thank you. I appreciate you so very much.

Please go see anything that this lovely prince is doing. Is there anything that's coming out immediately other than the movie that you want to plug? Well, me and the dudes do our podcast, This Is Important, every week. Watch This Is Important. I know we plugged that on the show from the other boys, so watch that. You guys haven't missed a week. You guys are still running along it hot right now, huh?

Dude, it's fun. It's like just a way to always be talking to my bros. 100%. It's fucking cool. Do you Zoom it? You guys Zoom it? We Zoom it. That's why this is cool.

Well, you guys don't live anywhere near each other, right? No, no. We're so spread out. I don't know if we'll ever be together. Because Durs is with Elon, right? He's in space. Yeah, he's on a space station. He is 100%.

Floating in the ISS. Yeah, he's being installed right now. Yeah. Well, go listen to This is Important or enjoy it wherever you enjoy your pub guests. And we end the show the same way. You say one word or one phrase into that camera to end the episode. It's going to take us out in history. At one point, the Smithsonian will ask me,

can I have all of the one word or one phrases from your show? And I'll say maybe, but this one will be the way you end your episode. So when you're ready, one word or one phrase, whatever you're comfortable with in that camera. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. word or one phrase, whatever you're comfortable with in that camera. It's five o'clock somewhere. In here, we pour whiskey. Whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey.

You're that creature in the ginger beard. Sturdy and ginger. Like vampires, the ginger gene is a curse. Gingers are beautiful. You owe me $5 for the whiskey and $75 for the horse. Gingers are hell no. This whiskey is excellent. Ginger.

I like gingers.