Whiskey Ginger with Andrew Santino - Steve Byrne
Episode Date: June 7, 2019Santino sits down with Steve Byrne to talk about his new documentary Always Amazing featuring the fucked up incredible life of comic and magician Amazing Jonathan. We also drink Jameson and chat about... life on the road and days spent with Vince Vaughn in Chicago. Watch Steve’s documentary here https://youtu.be/x6sxwjRGSWs SEE ME LIVE!!! BRIDGEPORT, CT JUN 13-15 SAN DIEGO JUNE 21-23 LEXINGTON, KY JUL 11-13 SACRAMENTO, CA JUL 18-20 MONTREAL JUST FOR LAUGHS JUL 24-27 ST. LOUIS, MO AUG 1-3 TICKETS AT http://www.andrewsantino.com Go to http://www.andrewsantino.com for all things Cheeto Follow me on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cheetosantino/ Follow me on twitter: http://twitter.com/cheetosantino/ For more info on the WHISKEY GINGER SIGN please check out the dope art of https://www.instagram.com/starlingear/?hl=en Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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mr steve burns steve burns cheers. Cheers. Look at this. Steve brought
me liquor, but we're going to
have some Jamo.
Old school, huh?
Good old-fashioned Jameson.
On the podcast, usually
I switch out what I'm drinking.
I rarely drink Jamo because
it gave me a lot of issues in college.
Yeah, like a lot of issues. I was a beer guy all my life. And then I did this Jameson
whiskey tour for, for I think two or three years with like Billy Gardell, Danny Bevins, Nick
Griffin and Kreischer. And I made it through two years of doing the Jameson tour. I never had a
drink of, of Jameson. They'd send me a case. And you just didn't want it. I never drank it. And
then I'm in, they flew us all out to the, to Dublin, to the distillery. They'd send me a case. And you just didn't want it. I never drank it. And then I'm in,
they flew us all out to Dublin to the distillery.
They're like,
you gotta have
one Jameson drink.
I was like,
all right,
what's the easiest one you have?
He goes,
the president goes,
Jameson and ginger.
I go,
all right,
I'll try that.
I had 13 that night.
I remember counting
because I was like,
this is my 12th.
This is my 13th.
And I woke up the next day,
I didn't have a hangover.
And ever since then,
I've been a Jamo guy. So whiskey and ginger. Literally. That's my 13th. And I woke up the next day. I didn't have a hangover. And ever since then, I've been a JMO guy.
So whiskey and ginger.
Literally.
That's, yeah.
That is my.
I am your drink.
You are my drink.
So, but other whiskey you can't really do?
Do you not like other whiskeys?
It's like getting a Jack and Pepsi.
It doesn't taste the same.
You know what I mean?
Yeah. It's like, I got to have.
You like JMO.
JMO and ginger ale.
Wow, that's wild.
And if they don't have the ginger ale, I go, give me a Sprite with a squirt of like, sure. Do you like ginger beer? You ever had ginger beer?
I've had Jameson and ginger beer. People like that too. People have mistaken the name for,
for that, for Jameson and or whiskey and ginger beer. I don't really love ginger beer. I'd rather
have a ginger ale. So much better to me. So much better to me, but I do get, I get the appeal. I
know why people like it. It's just not for me. I had so much trouble with me but I do get I get the appeal I know why people like it
it's just not for me
I had so much trouble
with JMO in college
this was like
fight syrup
you know like
fight syrup
it is
cause it's like
Jameson's like rich
and it's
it's um
it's pretty sweet to me
to the taste
like Jack
Jack is sweeter
right
Jack is way too sweet for me
I know people at home
fucking love
like a lot of the fans
like love Jack people that comment like what we're drinking week to week i like jack but it's very
sweet i can have it in very small doses but this is like it's it's rich and sweet and clean so you
can have a thousand of them yeah so that's why i like i like different whiskeys that make me slow
down like i could i could finish this this this afternoon yeah then go, you know, drive to shows tonight.
I shouldn't, but I easily could.
There's a thing called Uber.
It's so bad.
But for some reason, JMO is just so easily consumable that it got me in a lot of trouble
in college.
I would drink a ton of it.
It was so easy.
It's also affordable.
Like it sounds like it's sponsored by fucking JMO, but it's, it JMO. But it's just too, it was too simple for me.
And I just, I stay away from it.
Because I can have too, you know, it's kind of like how light beers.
Like my family back home in Chicago, they could drink 19 Miller Lights, you know?
Right, right.
And then you gain five pounds.
Yeah.
And you don't really get drunk.
You know what I mean?
Chicago's the worst city to drink in though.
Best city, you mean?
Is that what you're saying? and you don't really get drunk. You know what I mean? Chicago's the worst city to drink in though. Best city you mean?
Is that what you're saying? Yeah, but like in terms of like your waist expanding.
Oh, yeah.
Italian beef.
You got your wiener circle.
You got your Portillo's.
Yeah, Portillo's is the best.
Well, you're from Pittsburgh.
From Pittsburgh, but I lived in Bucktown for two years.
Oh, you did in Chicago?
Yeah.
But Pitt's a very hardcore blue-collar industry drinking city, too.
That's not like a healthy town by any means.
No, but Chicago, I think, takes it up a notch.
Yeah, we're at the top.
With the deep dish.
Like, Pittsburgh, we're known for the Primanti Brothers sandwich, which is essentially—
Primanti's, right?
Primanti Brothers, yeah.
Somebody took me there, yeah.
Phenomenal.
It's so good.
Post-law French fries, whatever deli meat you want coming hot off the grill pressed in the bread and i i have two of those and i'm like i'm done
that's it yeah it's that is that your go-to when you go back to pit i let me tell you this i was
just in pittsburgh for two and a half days that's two four six uh seven eight meals right yeah i had
i had five of my meals at permermanente Brothers. It was crazy.
I was there for New Year's Eve
like for five days
because you know,
New Year's was like on a Tuesday.
Yeah.
So you had to do Thursday,
Friday,
Saturday.
Oh yeah,
right,
right,
right.
And then you had Monday off
and then Tuesday.
I ate there six days straight.
I was at Permanente Brothers.
Do they know you?
Are they like Steve?
Oh yeah,
yeah,
yeah.
So you're,
yeah,
you're a local legend over there.
But it's,
it's fucking phenomenal.
It is,
huh?
And after like a night of this,
that just soaks it all up.
It's like, night, night.
My favorite, well, when I go home,
my favorite go-to, you're right,
we do take it up a notch in Chicago.
My favorite is Portillo's.
I've talked about it a million times.
It's my fucking absolute favorite meal.
I like hot dogs that snap when you bite.
Yes, dude, they have to be crisp.
That's the whole point.
The outside snap of
a hot dog really tells you how quality the meat is and how well done it was made yeah it's it's
so small and stupid but it's it's very on the nose and specific you don't get that at sheets no you
don't no like like out here they have pinks hot dogs in la that's like a big thing no thanks
exactly exactly dude big thumbs down fuck that place people wait in line for like uh for like
hours and hours just to get a fucking shitty pinks hot dog.
So go into Times Square and go to Red Lobster.
It's like, why the fuck would you do that?
Why?
There's a Red Lobster right here.
Go right there.
I'm not going to Times Square.
But in Chicago, my favorite thing at Portillo is to get, I get hot dogs over the years.
When I was a kid, that was like the go-to.
But Italian beef, wet with pepper, sweet and hot.
And if you really
want to fat the fuck out
if you go to Chicago
go to Portillo's
and go get yourself
a combo
Italian beef
Italian sausage
they put a fucking
Italian sausage
inside the Italian beef
oh shit I never got that
it's a lot dude
it's one of those things
when you're like
you're done eating
and on the
in the car ride home
you're like nodding off
like a fucking heroin addict
you know
the meat naps
oh dude it's so bad I would get the meat sweats and i would get home to my parents house and just feel
like it was worth it but also your body is like come on dude we can't this is we're gonna die
this is a bad idea yeah when you lived in bucktown you were there for how many years i was there for
two were you what were you doing school or life or what were you doing? No life.
I was in LA for a long time.
Yeah.
And then I was just like, I'm just a road guy at the time.
I was never auditioning.
And my friend Vince Vaughn lived in Chicago at the time.
Vince Vaughn.
If anybody, look him up.
He's a phenomenal, he is a puppeteer.
What is that called?
He's like a-
Yeah, he's into craft work and crafts and yeah.
Yeah, one day he'll make it. That guy, one day he'll pop... Yeah, he's into craft work and crafts. Yeah. One day he'll make it.
That guy, one day he'll pop.
Yeah.
He's a nice guy.
Good local kid, right?
Vince Vaughn, hero of Chicago.
So I was going to visit him all the time, like Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday.
I'd just fly into Chicago.
I'm like, why go back to LA when I'm in Cleveland?
I'll just go hang in Chicago for three days.
Smart.
So he lived at the Palm Olive, which is the old Playboy mansion, the first two top floors.
So he used to go and just crash with them.
And I was... My wife and I were... I think we, no, we were dating at the time.
He's like, why don't you guys just move here?
And I was talking to my wife.
I was like, maybe we should just move here.
And she's like, yeah.
He's like, just stay with me until you find a place.
So my wife and I lived with him and his wife for like two months.
And then we found a place in Bucktown.
It was, to this day, one of the best places I ever lived in.
It was so fun.
It was really cool.
It was like everything you wanted in a place at that time when I was younger,
didn't have any kids.
And,
and I lived by,
so my,
my building was here.
There's a McDonald's right there.
It was off the blue line.
Yeah.
The Western.
Oh yeah.
That took me right to the airport.
So it's perfect.
And there's a McDonald's right there.
And when the real estate agent was showing us the place, he's like, now, you know, some people consider this, Oh, yeah. So I'd get ripped and get shredded, right? And then I would go to McDonald's and knock on the door
because they didn't have a car at two in the morning.
Yeah.
You need a car, right?
Right for the drive-thru, right.
So then I'd just knock on the window and go,
Steve, okay, what do you want?
I'm like, nuggets.
This is the fucking greatest.
Steve, what do you fucking want?
You know exactly what I want.
You know what I want.
By the way, that's in college we used to,
because we would skateboard to like Jack in the Box
and all that stuff that was nearby.
And because you don't have a car,
we would offer to buy somebody's food in a car.
And it worked almost every time.
But once in a while you get someone that's like,
I'm not, no, I'm not ordering for you.
You're like, I'm paying for your fucking meal.
Hey, fuck face.
I'm showing them cash.
It's not like we're trying to rob you.
It's like, I'll buy your meal, please.
Just, they won't let us inside
because we're drunk, blacked out college kids.
And people once in a while would be like
no no thank you
and roll up the window
and you're like
I just
I was gonna give you
a free meal
you're drinking and driving
I'm trying to sober you
the fuck up
like no one is getting
jack of the box
at 3.30 sober
ever
ever ever
so I was like
well you're gonna get a DUI
and you're missing out
on a free fucking meal
so fuck you
I'm gonna call the cops
and you fucker
yeah I'm on the phone
I'm just like
yeah you wanna
you don't wanna
okay let's do this.
Let's play a game. Yeah, she's right.
It's a Honda Civic. Just light her the
fuck up. No, but I...
So you know Whirlyball?
Yes. The greatest...
I would explain it to my friends.
What the fuck? And then you get a group of ten
and we go and
literally it was the fucking funnest.
Tell these kids what it is. Tell people what Whirlyball is. Whirlyball, I've never seen it anywhere else but it was the fucking funnest. Tell these kids what it is.
Tell people what Whirlyball is.
Whirlyball,
I've never seen it anywhere else
but it's only in Chicago
and it's basically
a basketball court
with a metal floor
with bumper cars on it.
Then you get like
the old trackball rackets
which is lacrosse technically
but when you were younger
It's essentially lacrosse.
Yeah, you had these trackball things.
Very few people know that.
So you have basketball hoops but the people know that so you have basketball uh
hoops but the hoop is vertical so you have to scoop your ball up and zing it you have to hit
the netting and then it releases sound so it's five a side you're in bumper cars the best part
you're in bumper cars by the way people that's the most important part people kind of think it's like
a uh no it's not just a i'm standing up with a lacrosse racket trying to throw it through a hoop
you're in fucking bumper cars and it's so aggressive too there's a bar before you go in yep and you and your buddies
get fucking of course yeah and then it's no holds barred right and these refs they're like oh fuck
they're like because it's but you're like literally drilling your friends i used to so my buddy dave
bolin who played on the blackhawks for a long time, he'd bring
some of the guys from the Hawks and then Vince would, we'd all play.
I mean, there were guys taking their rack.
If you had a breakaway, you put your hand, I mean, chucking the rackets.
I got so many scratches.
Just throwing the racket.
Fucking chucking them.
And totally, by the way, there is no rules.
There's no rules.
There are fucking no rules.
There's only one rule.
You got to drink more.
Yeah, you have to keep drinking.
You have to keep drinking.
If you stop drinking,
you're probably disqualified
from the whole game.
Is that in lacrosse?
Are they allowed
to throw their racket?
No.
No, they can't?
Because I've seen
when they go to block a shot,
it's okay to hit the stick
and let go of the racket
at the same time.
Totally legal to do.
So if you're hucking
to stop,
you can't just throw it
across the field. Hucking. Hucking. If you're hucking to stop you can't just throw it across the field. Hucking.
If you're hucking to fucking
I just watched they had like a boys lacrosse
on you know college lacrosse on
ESPN. It was like six or seven.
It was so hot. But they have tops on but
no bottoms. They just run around.
It's so hot. They're little butts dude.
Well I can't wait till I get backlash from
this. Catholic church. The Catholic church. The Catholic church.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. We're both Catholic. Yeah you were raised Catholic weren't you? I see this from this Catholic church the Catholic church the Catholic church I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry we're both Catholic
yeah you were raised
Catholic weren't you
I see this colada
on your ring finger
by the way
do you think people
know what that is
the old Irish wedding band
yeah if it's towards you
you're taken
if it's away from you
that's right
that way
you know
the other way
the other way
fuck
it's the other way
you're single
your way
and the opposite way
it's just a hand with
friendship love and loyalty
those are the
that's what it means
three things
does your wife wear that
my wife does not
but she's like you know
I was like fuck
I got I got married
I never wanted to wear a ring
or whatever
but I was like
if I ever wear a ring
I'm wearing the Irish wedding band
she's like okay yeah
so I went to Ireland
and got the biggest one
I could find
and that's it
that's really fucking cool
plus I saw Noel Gallagher
and Liam Gallagher
from Waste is my favorite band wearing that when they got married I'm like that's what that's it. That's really fucking cool. Plus I saw Noel Gallagher and Liam Gallagher from Waste
is my favorite band
wearing that
when they got married.
I'm like,
that's what I want.
That's what you want to do.
Yeah.
Did you see that documentary
about,
yeah.
Supersonic.
It's crazy how much,
it's crazy,
I think the public knows
to a degree
how much tension
they've had over the years
but then you really get
in the depths
and the throes
of like why they have issues
and it's super sad
because I think
they were extremely talented as a group and still talented peoplees of like why they have issues and and it's super sad because i think they were
extremely talented as a group and still talented people individually one another but man what a
fucking bummer that they couldn't just work out their issues yeah but i also think it's great
that we got what we got right because it probably wouldn't be that good right now exactly yeah yeah
you we probably it would probably be trash i say that all the time and what would last what can
what can last yeah i think I think especially with bands,
it's so tough to stay relevant.
Yeah.
Because it's like you have your sound.
Like, I love the Killers, right?
But their sound does, it's there,
but it does shift and change to a degree.
It has changed a lot.
And I like all their solo stuff, all those guys.
Yeah.
And you could see the nuances of each one of them
and how they combine, become the Killers.
But like Noel and Liam, once they split, Liam did BDI and that kind of wasn't great.
And then his last solo album was fucking like a ripper.
And I was like, that should have been like the new Oasis album.
That would have been great.
Right.
But then Noel, you listen to his stuff and it's really like incredibly well produced.
But it's just not the same.
Yeah.
It's different and I still love them, but it's not.
It's not the same thing.
Yeah.
No, yeah.
But I feel like that's any great band, any group that I really fell in love with.
Yeah.
There was always one, maybe two albums that I was like, wow, fuck.
Who's your band?
Is there one or?
No, that's hard.
I mean, I will say this.
I loved Kings of Leon for a very short period of time
and then there was this weird
Sex on Fire time
when they got popular
I don't want to sound like that guy
but also that really just
I don't know
some of their stuff is so fucking amazing
some of his songwriting is so good
there's a song
I've talked about it before
there's a song called Cold Desert.
Unequivocally one of the best songs
I've ever heard in my entire life.
He has a line in there that says,
he says,
fuck,
Jesus don't love me.
Jesus don't love me.
No one ever carried my load.
I'm too young to feel this old and i was like wow that's a fucking
super pop i mean just that line says so much because jesus don't love me as a reference to
that his father's a preacher right an alcoholic who undeniably whether it was physical and sexual
abuse or there's all this vague gray area of how fucked up that family was right and then no one
really carried his load you know in the sense of like i didn't have a fucking savior to come save me sure when the guy who was preaching the word
of the lord was fucking me up yeah and he said i'm far too young to feel this old a layer of depth
of that lyric of like one simple line i'm far too young to feel this old is like wow because he's
abused his body from drugs and alcohol yeah he's also lived about a million years in one short
lifetime because of what he's been through the band was in turmoil and
Long story short the beauty of this song was when they asked him about that song to put it on the album
apparently he
He didn't remember recording it because he was so on the sauce
He was so deep on the sauce that he was like what song and they're like that desert song
Yeah, and he was like, what song? And they're like, that desert song. Yeah. And he was like, I, what desert song?
Dude,
they played him the fucking track
and they played him.
He had no fucking clue.
He said,
he said,
I mean,
you know,
who knows what the real depth
of the truth is,
but he said,
it didn't ring a bell.
Like,
he was just like,
it didn't ring a bell.
I didn't,
I just,
nothing clicked.
But the song is fucking,
I mean,
you listen to it
and you're like, oh my God, this says
a million things.
Sure, yeah.
So I think Kings for a short amount of time was one of those bands where they were so
powerful.
It was just, it was incredible.
They were incredible to me.
They're not my favorite of all time, but they had a moment in time.
And then after that, I, I, I'm not, I, I kind of, I kind of was like sand.
I was like, I don't know.
Do you know what I mean?
Well, yeah.
Well, you're like, this is amazing. This feels so cool. And then it fell through my hands and I was like, I don't know. You know what I mean? Yeah, well you're like, this is amazing,
this feels so cool, and then it fell through my hands
and I was like, I don't really,
this isn't that good anymore.
Like something was missing at some point.
Every time I go out, like after my show,
like Jake's Saloon in New York City,
I'll do my show at Gotham.
You lived in New York too?
My first seven years were in Manhattan, doing standup.
And so now when I go back to Gotham,
like you know, you call a few friends,
they meet up with you after your shows,
and I go in, I plug in,
they always let me plug in my phone.
I love that.
I love that bars do that in places like New York.
Go ahead, man, fuck it.
Oasis and Jameson all night.
All night long?
That's it, yeah.
That's cool.
So they're your pinnacle.
Don't look back in anger,
and we're like,
this is the fucking best.
They're your peak band.
That's the one?
My peak band,
but The Killersers I'd say
is a very close
if not tying number two
Vegas born
I love the Killers
yeah
love them love them
they're
I mean they're phenomenal musicians
they've had a lot of
they've had a lot of like
um
pockets where I was like
wow dude
they can't miss
you know what I mean
they're the pick me up songs
you know like
yeah
you know obviously being out here
the ebbs and flows everything
but you know
there's got a lot of tunes in there that are just like, you know, you hear some resonant issues that he says that it's just like, oh, there's somebody else going through this.
Totally.
Yeah, totally.
Well, I think they're just great songwriters.
That's my thing.
I've said it before.
I don't care.
I don't care about the pop song that the band got leaked on.
You know what I mean?
Like, The Killer's biggest song was probably that song.
Mr. Brightside?
Yeah,
Mr. Brightside.
Yeah.
And I don't really like
that song at all.
Really?
No,
there's something about it
that maybe it's
I've heard it too much.
It's played a lot.
But it's just like
at some point
there's so many better songs
that obviously weren't
going to be the pop version
of them.
Sure.
But that was so easily
palatable
that I get why it became fucking huge. So catchy. that was so easily palatable that I get why it
became fucking huge it was so fucking there's very few bands like I remember
being in Florida in a cab from the airport and I heard mr. bright side and
I was just remember sitting in back I was like what the fuck is this yeah it
was one of those words as soon as the DJ was done it's like who did that like
what is that well I got to hear that again did that? Like, what is that? I gotta hear that again. Who did that?
Who created this? Who makes sound?
Who makes the sound?
Who makes the sounds?
And then I heard it again later on.
I was like, it was just when it had come out.
I was like, fucking A.
And I remember reading this article
when they had just come out
that I guess Brandon Flowers
and I think it was Dave Kooning,
the guitarist,
were at the Oasis concert at the Hard Rock when Oasis played in Vegas.
And I was at that concert.
And it was kind of like 1,200 people.
And to just know that the killers kind of formed at that concert.
And I was there seeing my favorite band.
My favorite band was being formed there.
I was like, fuck, that was cool.
That's insane.
And I met Liam and Noel at the airport going to that concert.
And I remember I was so nervous.
But I went up to Noel. And I'm like, Noel, can I get a,
I'm sorry, man.
I flew in from New York to see you guys tonight.
Can I get a picture?
He doesn't even look at me.
He just goes, let's get it over with.
And he stands up, took the picture.
And then I'm at baggage claim and Liam was there.
And I went up, I was like, Liam, can I get a picture?
I flew in from New York for me.
He's like, oh yeah, what do you do, man?
I go, I'm a standup.
And he talked to me for 10 minutes about stand-up
as he's waiting for his bags.
Wow.
And it was like one of those surreal moments,
just like I read every article in Q Magazine about this guy.
Right.
I can't believe I'm actually talking to Liam.
It was just one of those cool things.
And then I thought it would be the opposite.
I thought Noel would be the cunty.
Sure.
Or Liam would be the cunty one.
Noel would be the cool one.
Yeah.
Complete opposite.
What do you think it was?
One of them had a real bad day. I noel's just you know he's always kind
of grumpy but i think yeah whenever whenever um whenever uh he's on howard it's you know like
it's just very telling that there's a lot of deep shit there that like we'll never really know you
can hear some of the stories but you'll never really know sure i think there's childhood stuff that they'll never divulge you know what i mean probably there's there's secrets
that i think people will never really get to hear the real truth of what really happened yeah and
why they really kind of have these grudges for each other because to this day they still hate
each other right yeah they don't talk um yeah and they haven't reconciled at all after all these
fucking years you're kind of like come on dude, dude. Yeah, and all the millions.
You're going to die.
Yeah.
I feel that way about the very seldom people that I've had qualms with over the years.
You start to let them go, whether it's family members or friends, and you're like, we're going to die.
Do I want to die with that thing in the back of my head?
Like, what a waste of my fucking time.
But I guess that's what I mean.
Their shit must run fucking deep. Deep. That that's what I mean. Their shit must run
fucking deep.
That's got to go deep. If you're still not. Yeah, I agree.
With all the success each of them
had together but then separately you
think, you know, I'm pretty happy. I live in a
fucking mansion. Yep. I got a gorgeous
wife. I got great kids. I've had a great career.
What do I have to be upset?
Plus it's such a symbiotic thing.
It's like you wouldn't have been
Oasis without him
and he wouldn't have been
Oasis without him
it's like
what the fuck
but we get lost in that
do you ever sit back
and realize
if you want more by the way
pour some more
no no no
I like how fast you knock that
I usually just slam them
you do
you're a slammer
I was like
look at it
what do we do
what I'll do is
I'll order a Jamo ginger
and then I'll be sitting
at the bar
whoever's next to me
hey you want to do a shot with next to me hey you wanna do a shot
with me
it's like yeah
just do a shot of JMO
along with the Jamison Ginger
look at I'm setting
this fucking
I'm setting my timer
to see if you can
polish another one
well look if I
have another one
if I didn't have to drive
you know
what do you do
you're not driving that far
we're not telling people
how far you live
but you know
it's close enough
I just don't wanna
go home
no I know
daddy your breath smells funny yeah you smell like but you know, it's close enough. I just don't want to go home. No, I know, I know, I know.
Daddy, your breath smells funny.
Yeah.
You smell like mommy does when you leave.
What did you say?
It's always in the afternoon too.
Never at night.
That always, I'm not a big, I'm not a day drinker.
I don't like having a lot of drinks during the day.
When the sun goes down is my cue.
Same.
That's when I'm allowed to.
I go on spring break with my buddies,
they get schlitzed at three, I'm like,
it's amateur hour, I wait until nine o'clock.
Yeah, I don't mind having a drink during the day,
like a drink or a Thera,
something relaxed and loose and slow,
but I have friends that just get fucking bombed.
And I think it's a Midwest thing.
I think Midwest East Coast people,
there's something about day drinking that because
their days aren't that often like our days that they're like right if i can day drink i'm gonna
day drink yeah for us it's like you could hypothetically day drink every day of the
fucking year yeah it's almost never not a six months of the year you have shit weather it's
like i just gotta go to bed right just do this shit again i gotta show my driveway and shit
well that's why in la, I've talked about this,
LA, happy hour isn't a fucking, it doesn't exist here.
Back home, when I go back home,
friends so badly wanna meet up and have happy hour
because it's like this great communal,
hey we'll meet at Sullivan's or whatever
and then we'll hang out and then we'll go here
and then my buddy lives right up there
I miss that sense of community
because we don't do that here
it just doesn't exist
you don't
no one meets at a bar afterwards
I think the closest thing
like we have to that
is that comics bar at the store
which I love
yeah that's just for us
but I mean
but like regular people
that work regular jobs
I just don't think
happy hour is that big
of a thing in LA
I just don't see it as much
you know
like friends that have owned bars
or worked,
like a buddy of mine
owns a bar here not too far
and it doesn't pick up
until the sun is down every day.
I mean,
there's regulars
but for some reason
in other parts of the country
other than California,
people love happy hour.
And I do too.
I can't get tanked
but it's nice to have
a beer at the end of the day
like that. Sure, yeah. But for some reason here, it's just, I can't get tanked, but it's nice to have a beer at the end of the day like that.
Sure, yeah.
But for some reason here, it's just, I don't know.
Culturally, we just don't do that shit.
Here, it's probably sushi, right?
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
We got to eat at six for some sushi.
Let's just talk about our day.
You guys want to go to Happy Hour and get fucking and hang out with some old friends?
I'd rather have salmon sashimi at 440.
It's so fucking annoying.
By the way, California's done that to me.
When I travel and I see sushi in like, you know, anywhere USA.
Yeah.
And I'm like, I would never.
I'm such a fucking snot because I'm like, there's no way it's going to be as good as what we get out here.
But of course, it's probably just as good anywhere.
Just as good.
Yeah.
I mean, you know, as long as there's like, you know, the Japanese guy doing it.
Yeah.
But it's like here, there's like-
As long as there's the Japanese guy doing it.
It's so true.
I hate when you go to like Benihana in LA
and it's like all these Mexican guys,
it's like, this is not Benihana.
I want the fucking, you know,
because there's like one Japanese guy
that probably trained them all.
It's like, I want that guy.
He'll get the shrimp in the top of the hat.
Right. He knows how to flick it.
By the way, that's called El Benihana now.
Los Benihana. Welcome to Los
Benihana. What do you want? You want to see the
fucking onion fucking thing? Smoke and shit?
You're talking about why...
Eat this a little bit, by the way.
Oh, eat it a bit more? I'm sorry.
About Chicago being great.
I'll tell you how great Chicago is and why cities like la and new york are not they can't compare because
because i got married at the lincoln park zoo you got married at the zoo yeah at the really yeah
that's like that was my whole childhood i wrote down the street from there fucking great yeah it
was beautiful free zoo by the way for people that don't know free zoo i've never seen the wedding
wasn't fucking free but but the zoo was free.
No shit.
But we go there, and then two of my buddies I met through Vince were cops.
Sounds about right.
So our wedding ends, and you know the Viagra Triangle?
There's that Irish pub that's on the opposite end of...
I grew up on Dearborn.
What's that Irish pub called again?
Well, you're talking about...
It's by the Barnes & Noble.
It's in from the Barnes & Noble.
Yeah, you're talking about...
It'll come to you.
No, no, hold on.
I feel like I would see my mom go drink there,
and I'd watch from the 20-story window.
I'd look down, and my parents going,
Mom, I miss Mommy.
Well, we had those old pull-in windows,
those old apartment building windows.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So you could look in and down,
but you couldn't really.
But I remember seeing my delinquent parents going.
Is it like Molly Malone's or something like that?
No, it's not Molly Malone's,
but there's something like that.
God, it's really going to bother me to no end.
But I lived at Dearborn.
That's literally where I grew up,
right behind the Viagra Triangle.
Because when I used to live there,
I used to go to Tavern on Rush all the time.
Yes.
My buddy Scotty runs it.
Yes.
And then down the street was that Irish pub.
Why can't I fucking...
I don't know why it's escaping me either.
By the way, it was really funny.
You were like, hey, your dog is nice and quiet,
and now she's losing it for some reason
because it's probably the other dog that's out next.
Well, while you're looking it up,
I'll tell you that.
Yep, tell me.
We get married. We're like, let's go dog that's out next. Well, while you're looking it up, I'll tell you that. Yep, tell me. We get married.
We're like, let's go to that pub.
Right.
Everybody, like the DJ's done.
It's like, where do we go?
Let's go to the pub.
So my buddy goes, who's a cop, he goes, watch this.
Makes a phone call.
Within two minutes, this paddy wagon pulls up.
My wife and I get in it.
Vince and his wife get into it.
Colin Jost was with me at the time
and he was dating
Nassim Pedrod
from SNL
at the time
and then Peter Billingsley
is there
and like one or two
other buddies
we all cram into this
paddy wagon
and get dropped off
so this paddy wagon
pulls up
and the lights are on
and everything
you know
it's like those
roller coaster things
they secure you in there
and they gun it
and we get there
and this thing pulls up the the lights are blaring,
and people are like, what the fuck's going on?
Is there a bust?
Is there a drive?
And then my wife, the doors burst open,
my wife comes down, I come down,
we all roll out in this thing.
It's just like, you could never do that in any other city.
No, no way.
No city would ever let that happen.
And it's just like,
it's one of those kind of like old school cities.
Like even when I read that book on Farley passing away, the cops went in and hid everything
before the real team kind of came in.
So they were hiding the drugs to like protect his legacy, which it's just like-
Yeah, why not?
I get it.
But it's like they would get flack for that.
But it's kind of like there's an old school charm to that.
There's a little bit of a, come on, I don't know how to say it.
There's an old school charm to that that I respect. There's a little bit of a, come on, I don't know how to say it,
but it's like there's some semblance of like guy's guy nobility.
Like, oh, you don't want to fucking, nobody wants to know that,
nobody wants to see the gruesome set.
It's why Whitney Houston's estate sued Kanye and Pusha T
because Pusha T's album had a picture of Whitney Houston's bathroom.
Right, right, yeah.
It was just, it was.
No class.
It was fucked up. It was fucked up.
It was fucked up in a weird,
like I understand the purpose of art.
I'm not fucking numb to understanding
why people do certain things.
But I don't, she was such a brilliant artist.
It was like, I don't know the tragedies of her addictions.
Like that's really fucking sad.
Yeah.
It was like I had fucking needles and shit
and spoons and ropes.
And you're like, yeah, man,
she had a fucking problem to
to kind of like put that on the map is hurtful so with the farley stuff yeah like i've heard
the rumors that you know he was holding on to a um a crucifix uh and i heard that that it was
put there because to make it seem like he did his last prayer yeah a rosary bead sorry he was
holding it he had rosary beads in his hand and And I heard that that was, you know, whether or not that's true, I think people just, people
in that city of Chicago do-
Take care of their own.
Yeah, they try to protect their own.
Yeah, they're a protective city.
It's also a city filled with scam and murder and fucking like some of the worst criminals
on earth.
Yeah, but it's like, it's again like that old school charm.
Like very few casinos in Vegas operate the way that the old school.
Probably none at all anymore.
None of them exist anymore.
But you heard about how great they were to the entertainers.
Whereas now it's like, okay, you got a $20 stipend.
You can use the employee buffet.
It's like that shit didn't exist 20, 30 years ago.
I guarantee they really took care of entertainers.
Well, you know, the movie Casino is unequivocally one of my favorite movies on earth.
I've said it a million times.
I fucking love that movie.
And the line that he says when he's like, Vegas died, it's fucking Disneyland now.
Yeah.
You know?
And it really is.
I never was able to experience Vegas at that time, but I am fascinated with it.
And now when you go, I was just there.
And it's true.
It's people with their fucking babies.
Babies.
Babies.
Yeah.
On the strip at two in the morning.
Yeah. And I talk about it sometimes.
I talked about it on stage there.
I was like, oh, it's good to see all these future criminals in strollers.
Like who the fuck would bring a child?
Like you have to be such a turd to bring a baby on the strip.
And I'm not talking about like, I'm not making fun of someone's socioeconomic status.
But you don't want a seven-year-old knowing you got to split aces.
You know, it's like, who's doing this?
But it's also the smoking, the prostitution, the drugs.
The party element lifestyle that kids don't need to be privy to at that young of an age is such an obvious.
Even the dumbest human would go, that's probably not a good idea to have my kid for that fucking.
Yeah, exactly, to expose it to that.
Right.
And it's not a money thing.
That bothers me when someone's like, oh, you're making fun of someone because of their income level.
It's like, no, no.
You saved money to go to Vegas and you you brought your family yeah bad idea if you want to save your money and
go to fucking vegas which i also think is a bad fucking idea because vegas will take your fucking
money like if you if you don't make a lot of money don't go to vegas yeah don't go to fuck go to
somewhere more culturally beneficial than the desert that steals your money you know what i
mean like take your fucking kids to like Myrtle Beach, South Carolina.
Take them somewhere with like history and a beach
and cool things to see and sites and museums.
It's like, I don't understand the culture of Vegas.
I never will.
And I lived there for two months shooting a television show.
And from now on, if it's a friend wants me to go to Vegas,
I'm there for literally, no joke, a day.
A day.
Right.
It's 24 less.
I usually fly in at 7 or 8 p.m.
Right.
Let's party, party, party.
And I'm out the next afternoon.
Right.
Goodbye.
I can't stay there.
Yeah.
I love the history of Vegas.
Sure.
It's beautiful.
I love understanding like Keely Smith and Louie Prima doing those after-hour cocktail
lounge shows and all the entertainers would come down um I love hanging out on Fremont Street
everybody goes to Strip I go down to Fremont old Vegas I love old Vegas I love going to the Nugget
I love Binion's I love uh El Coyote which is the oldest casino in Vegas which is still there
um but I was just there and I every night I went to the Griffin which is down on Fremont and it's a rock bar
and it's all the locals
down there
and I've spent many
you know
the last few years
I've spent so much time
in Vegas
so that's where I love going
and Evil Pie
Evil Knievel's
I think it's his son
that owns this pizza joint
that's an homage
to Evil Knievel
and it's all this
memorabilia in there
and it's New York style
pizza
it's fucking great
but that is not the Vegas
that people go to.
The Vegas that I'm talking about
is the fucking,
you know,
the Bellagio.
And they stand outside
and they see a fountain.
Yeah, like the six foot margaritas
and, you know,
EDM music.
Sucking a huge plastic dick.
Yeah.
That Vegas is unique.
My dad would go to Vegas every year
and...
And you looked at him
from a window
off a deer barn.
Yeah, once again,
still staring.
There's a plane there.. Once again, still staring.
Dad, you've always, you're always leaving.
He would go for this thing for business and he always wanted to go eat at a place called Piero's.
Piero's is an old famous steakhouse.
Do you know that?
It's an old mob steakhouse.
It's still around.
It's still there.
Okay.
But I'll go there when I go just because of my dad.
Oh, that's nice.
And I'll also go to, there is a Thai food restaurant way off the strip
in a shitty strip mall
that's like award winning.
Right.
Called,
fuck, fuck.
And I didn't get to go this last time.
It's one of my favorite places.
But I'll think about it
and I'll say what it is.
But those are the two spots
that I love to go
because they're not associated with Vegas.
Right.
But I just,
living in the,
I lived in Caesars.
So it was just hard.
It was just hard to like. Yeah, it's tough to up yeah I fucked me up cuz all I saw every day was you know the same kind of culture coming
and going every single week the coolest days are Tuesdays Tuesdays on the strip
are the best because people are gone but people are just leaving yes it's only
locals people are just leaving or just coming on Wednesday yeah so there's this
weird dead day like completely dead day it's beautiful it's such like an eye-opening like
window to the world of actual vegas and you really do get to like see vegas culture especially when
you get off the strip but nobody is there really tuesday is like the one day where i'm like holy
shit this is just for them yeah like it's just literally like their little town for like one or two days.
And then Wednesday night rolls around.
You ever been to Pepperville?
No, no, but I've heard about it a hundred times.
You gotta go there.
Yeah, yeah, I've heard about it.
I wish if you love casinos.
I do.
Listen, there's things about the world of Vegas
that I love, but those specifics set me off.
Why can't I think of the fucking name of that Thai place?
Say it, it's called, say it, say it.
It's called,
what is the Thai place?
Say it.
Say it, Steve.
You know it.
Me?
Come on, you know it.
I don't know it.
Just tell me the fucking Thai place
in Las Vegas.
It's off the fucking strip.
Watch.
Bang Bang Pao.
Bang Bang Pao?
No.
I just made it up.
Thai, it's called,
whatever.
Tofu Yu.
No.
Whatever. I'm really mad
and I'll find it
and I'll be like
I can't believe
I didn't fucking think of that
the minute I walk out
of your house today
I'm gonna yell
Steve
Steve
you crash
cop
I wanna make
I wanna make a very
very quick jump transition
into something else
because I wanna talk to you
about this
now that we're
in the heat of the moment
of our passionate podcasting oh yeah this is very you have a
documentary that is and i'm and i honestly like i don't want to placate i hate doing that it's one
of the best documentaries i've seen in a long time i watch a mil i'm on netflix on my fucking ipad
every flight every weekend i'm watching something and so many of them don't hold up but they just
don't have something to grab onto.
You have a documentary about the amazing Jonathan.
And the documentary is called?
Always Amazing.
Always Amazing.
Amazing Jonathan, for people that don't know,
is an incredible magician, comedian, performer.
He's not really boxable.
He kind of did everything, right?
He wasn't, he was a magician,
but he was
very much a comedian for sure and i remember watching his comedy central special uh i got it
which what year was it you know i'd be probably know better than i do uh yeah i'd have to say i
probably probably 2000 somewhere in there very beginning of 2000 right i was i thought 99 but
could have been 2000 and i remember thinking this is a guy that I'm not jealous of.
Because I pined as a kid to be a comedian.
I was just blown away by.
I was like, I'm not like, fuck, I wish I was that funny.
It was more like, wow, I can't believe someone is that funny at that very specific thing.
Because he was so funny with magic,
but it wasn't like anything I'd ever seen.
It wasn't cheesy.
No, it was actually very meta.
It mocked cheesy magic.
But he was also making fun of himself.
But yeah, like the tricks didn't work,
but then they did.
They did work.
That's why they didn't work.
And it's so fucking.
He would hit his assistant in the face with stuff.
I thought that was always so funny.
It's like, it's always this beautiful beautiful woman and it's so kind of diminutive towards female culture to you
know like the the assistant like the dumb bimbo that's like i'm just here to help and so his
assistant would play that up right she would go hello and she'd be in huge heels and be kind of
the hyperbolized version of an assistant and he would make a bigger fool of her yeah for
the joke but it was so funny to watch to watch him work out these inside baseball kind of jokes
but they were broad enough for some reason like it was almost like meta but literally anybody who
watched it could laugh yes you didn't have to understand comedy or magic to laugh that's how
good it was yeah Yeah, and he,
look, he was very successful
at what he did.
And I think because of
everything you're saying
is why he was
a national headliner.
He was like,
he had like
Russell Peters' calendar.
You know, he was global.
He was going all over the place.
Yeah.
And then he got tired of the road
after 20 plus years
and decided to be
a Vegas headliner
and bunked up at the Nugget
and actually broke
Sinatra's record
for most sold out shows. What? At the Nugget and actually broke Sinatra's record for most sold out shows.
What?
At the Nugget, yeah.
Does he still hold the record?
I believe he still holds the record, yeah.
Because he's probably one of the last ones to, right?
What's that?
He's probably one of the last ones
to perform that many times at the Nugget.
I think so, yeah.
I don't know.
I don't even know.
I couldn't even tell you he's there right now.
Yeah, I don't know.
See, that's the other thing
is I don't know anymore.
I mean, there's got to, I mean, you know.
But he was also instrumental
in bringing people downtown again
because downtown was a ghost town.
Right.
And his Comedy Central special blew up,
and then he went to the Nugget,
and he drew a much younger demographic downtown.
Right.
And then started, he's not the reason,
but he's a part of the reason of this resurgence in downtown Vegas.
Sure.
Because it really took a hit.
Vegas was dying, dying in that part.
The strip was so profitable.
And I think just unless you really loved that other version of Vegas, you would not go.
Tourists would never go.
But then he gave them a reason to come down.
And again, it was selling out and occupancy rates were going up through the roof.
And it's kind of funny because when in the film,
Jonathan talks about having a suite at the Nugget.
Yeah.
My buddy Carlos, Big Daddy Carlos,
who owns the Velvet Margarita down here.
Big Daddy Carlos.
Big Daddy Carlos who owns the Velvet Margarita.
He's 5'4", 140 pounds.
On Coanga.
But he's part, well, he owns Fremont Country Club
and Backstage Bar and Billiards down in Fremont.
He's staying in the exact same room Jonathan stayed in.
Wow.
So when I interviewed Joel, Joel was like, oh my God, I'm in Jonathan's suite.
And Jonathan, I did the interview and I was like, oh, this is kind of meant to be.
This is kind of cool.
Wow, that's beautiful.
What are the chances of all that?
Because we were going to film it at the Nugget and then Carlos goes, just use my room.
And I was like okay
I don't know what room it was
and then when Joel walked in
he's like
this is Jonathan's room
oh wow
it's crazy
so it's nuts
and we have pictures
of Jonathan's room
in the dock
in it's exact same space
wow
that's fucking insane
nuts
I never
did that
so how did you
what is your relation to
Jonathan
and why was the
why was the documentary so like important for you to do?
Why were you like, I've got to fucking make this?
So when I first was in New York City, I was a New York comic.
And then I got offered to do The Road with my agent at the time, Roger Paul, who was great to me.
He said, hey, take two weeks down at Charlie Good Nights.
I was like, why two?
He's like, because you can make money that way.
If it's just one, you'll lose all your money going down there and coming back. So the first week was
Brian Regan, which every night I was like, holy shit. It's like a young comic. You're like, this
guy's fucking amazing. Then Jonathan comes in and I was like, what the fuck is this? I mean,
just blown away at the creativity and the makeshift of it all. And then his, his, his road manager was
Joel Osborne, who was around my age. Yeah. And Joel is a huge Oasis fan.
So we started talking Oasis.
We're trading bootlegs and hanging out all night, all three of us.
And I got BET's Comic View a few months later, and I crashed Jonathan's place in Marina Del Rey.
Got it again a few months later, crashed Jonathan's place in LA.
And that's how we all kind of got to know each other and hang out.
That was the beginning of the relationship.
So when Jonathan was given the terminal,
he was diagnosed with cardiomyopathy,
which is a degradation of your heart.
So you think he's at 40% capacity.
His heart is operating.
So that's 60% of his heart is dead.
Mine's totally dead, by the way.
Mine's been dead for years.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So he basically retired from standup,
retired from performing,
and gave everybody a nice send-off saying i'll see you on the other side you know i got my affairs in order good night everybody and was prepared to die he outlived expectations and
three years later he said i'm going to see if i still have it can i still do it and he announced
these three shows i thought what a great uh conduit into telling his story but then also
there's a finish line to this and that's a doc i'd like to see being a documentary fan like yourself
i was like i'd like to see that and then i thought well fuck it i'll just make it and so i called my
buddy who had who's really good with cameras i said can you come and be a dp and let's just do
this and so we scrapped it all together went out filmed it and um jonathan's the face of it but
the heart of it is Joel Osborne.
And every year he went back to Australia,
this 12-year-old kid would be outside getting,
can I have your autograph and teach me this magic?
And year after year, he'd come back
and this kid was there and he's just enamored with him.
And he eventually took him under his wing.
And when Joel turned 18, he said,
will you be my road manager?
And as you saw in the film, Joel,
I mean, you take an 18 year
old kid and you put him on tour with a drug addict he saw him through a nasty divorce a suicide
attempt all the crazy shit and joel got jonathan's life in order went to australia became a comedian
on his own and then when jonathan made the return to stage joel come back to open for him so it kind
of all came full circle yes it did a lot of story beats that kind of worked out really well.
But does Joel live in the States now?
Joel is in Australia.
And it's funny because the girl that's interviewed in it, Erica Van Lee, who is Jonathan's road
manager after Joel left, Joel came back to the States to hang out and feature for me.
And I would do some interviews with him.
So he's here for a month.
I set up a goddamn comedy jam down in Las Vegas.
I was like, Joel, you got to do this
because he's a big music guy as well.
So I brought the show down there, put Joel on it.
Erica and Penny, Jonathan's former assistant came
and Erica and Jonathan or Erica and Joel
hooked up that night and now they're engaged.
Oh my God.
Is that crazy?
That's wild, dude.
That's fucking wild.
Previous road manager and new road manager yeah now in love still dealing with the uh the after effects of john so they bond over
that i'm sure and because when you when you watch the documentary i highly suggest you do it i
genuinely i wouldn't promote it if i didn't believe in it like i would just be like thank you it it's
i would have lied to you somehow and been like yeah yeah, man, you can come on the podcast, but I don't want to promote some bullshit.
But it was so good because it was just,
even if you hated comedy, right?
I say this all the time to comedy fans
that are sometimes that are like,
well, it's very much a thing for comics.
This is a thing that you will just enjoy
from a perspective of watching an entertainer
kind of go through,
and very honestly, by the way,
very candidly say some things.
He's very blunt.
Yes, he is very honest
about the ups and downs
of his whole life.
He doesn't really hide anything.
He's very truthful
about his mistakes,
which I think is super relieving
as a viewer to be like,
oh, that's cool
that he's not like,
you know, sometimes
you watch these documentaries
about famous people
or people that had a huge rise
and or a huge fall
and they always make them seem
like they're fucking flawless.
Oh yeah,
this is not that.
This is no shit
on Quincy Jones
but Rashida made
a documentary
about Quincy,
her father.
Right.
It's great,
okay,
because Quincy Jones
is one of the greatest
music producers
in the history
of our fucking world.
I don't think,
period.
They made him
kind of seem
like this
forever perfect guy.
Well, you read all this other stuff that's a little bit more honest.
I know it's his daughter.
Sure.
She does try to paint him a little bit in a light that's truthful sometimes,
but you're like, come on, man.
I've heard some of the fucking stories, and I'm not even in the business.
I'm not even in the music business.
So I like that he was very blunt about his shortcomings about his missteps like about his
addiction about his divorce about his drug use about his continued struggle with yeah not wanting
to fucking get his life together or trying to barely do enough to get by it was just relieving
to watch honesty it was just honesty of a man's life i mean it just said a lot no i appreciate
and that's that was something I said to Jonathan
up front from the beginning.
I was like, look, let's just have this warts and all.
He's like, yeah, I don't have anything to hide.
And so he's very of the mindset of like,
I lived the life I wanted.
I don't give a shit.
He still does drugs.
He still-
Right, I didn't want to ruin it, but he does, right.
He still openly does drugs.
And to be honest with you, the doctor said,
if you stop, your body will go into shock.
Right.
But it's interesting because Jonathan and Joel are both emotionally a little more introvert and recluse.
And so there's a moment in the film where I was like, I got to get something where I get these guys to divulge some aspect of their relationship with each other.
Because I'd asked them questions separately, and they were never really forthcoming about how wonderful each guy was to each other. They're,
they're, they're kind of stoic, like proud guys, like 50 guys, fifties guys or something, you know?
Yes. They do in the kitchen. One minute, you know, I went with snake medium,
but there's that old school mentality that these guys had. Not that they're like that, but,
but, um, so I was flying to Vegas and I'd read this thing about this exercise people did where they wrote a letter.
But instead of sending it to them, they'd knock on somebody's door and read them the letter.
And it was very cathartic for a lot of people that had, you know, a real emotional bond with somebody that meant something to them.
So it's the last day we were filming.
And I said, look, you guys got to write a letter to each other, but we're going to read it on camera.
And Joel was like, Joel's game. He he's like all right look I'll do it and Jonathan kept putting it off put it off put it off I go John sounds like a comedian by the way one fucking
you've got to do this and I said we're doing it at five you gotta fucking show up at five he's like
all right all right and they showed up at five and he did it and and I remember the first time
when we were cutting it when you're putting it all together um i got emotional because i know them also too yeah and i i saw them actually like opening as
a friend i was like this finally you fuckers are doing this right it just so happens we're doing
on a camera too but for so long they had never really expressed those things to each other and
i thought that they needed to as a friend and also for the film, which was great.
It's great for the fucking film.
Thank God it worked out.
But that's one of those things that you kind of,
you know, people don't understand
what a producer or a director does.
Oftentimes they just kind of think,
there's a lot of ignorance, I think.
And honestly, so it's not like it's a negative thing,
but people don't really know what a producer does
or director does.
But to produce a documentary and or direct it,
you really have to tell the, you really have to tell the story.
You really have to mold the story.
You're not manipulating the truth, but you need to really dig it the fuck out.
And so that's just digging it the fuck out.
You guys really need to tell the truth of your life.
Yeah.
Even in the case of storytelling, one of the things that was difficult about this film when we were putting it together and assembling assembling it was when do we let the audience know there's trouble in paradise when do we reveal that
jonathan because there's a lot of there's a lot of people that don't know who jonathan is that
may like docs that stumble across us so when do we reveal the terminal diagnosis
and my thought was always put it right at the beginning get it out and then you get to know
him and then you build to it right and what we found was in all these test screenings we did was
the best way to do it was teasing some impetus of something happening
and then revealing it at our midpoint.
And our editor, Brian Goetz, who's phenomenal,
he did the Steve Bannon documentary that just came out at Sundance.
He did the Roger Stone one that's on Netflix.
Jesus.
He edited ours. I just watched that. He put this together, he did the Roger Stone one that's on Netflix he edited ours and
he put this together and
when he formatted it that way and then we went
did some test screenings was like fuck that's
he did a great job so I owe him a
huge set of gratitude. He did do a great job. It was just too bad
he couldn't cut out your voice out of the whole thing
I hate hearing
my voice. No it's so funny
it was interesting to watch it because knowing you
you know what I mean?
When you hear your buddy
on a thing,
you're like,
that's my buddy.
You know what I mean?
It's hard to take,
it's almost like
one of those things
where it's almost impossible
to not see you
when I hear you.
But when I watch
other documentaries,
the voice almost,
they almost always
sound the same.
It's almost like
it's the same woman
or the same guy.
It's like the DJ
at the strip club.
Unless you know who it is.
Yes, yes, yes.
Come on guys. Yeah, come to destiny all they're all josh adam meyers
you know you're coming to the stage but it but it's just one of those things when you know someone
that's in it you're like oh my god like the other night i saw a preview for a movie and uh what was
it fucking for i don't whatever it was but the oh men in black and um you know the small creature
was kumail nanjiani and kumail's, you know, recognizable most likely now to the whole country.
But, you know, I've known him for a long time.
Sure.
And when you hear it, you're like, that's so funny.
Because I just.
You don't see the thing.
You see Kumail that you know instead of the Kumail that.
Sure, yeah.
Whatever.
But that's just a part of the trope of the business.
But I just think.
I think it was cool because there was a lot of moments.
First of all, you're very.
I'm not going to suck your dick about it,
but pull your dick out.
But you were very removed.
I fucking loathe when a documentary filmmaker
makes themselves a big highlight of the film.
I fucking hate them too.
It bothers me so fucking much
that I'm like, it's not about you.
Why are you making it about you?
You wanted to make this piece about this thing, this story. Exactly. And when you interject your
life so heavily into it, you can sprinkle your relationship, which you didn't do, by the way,
you didn't even tell your story that, which by the way, you, you definitely could have,
it would have been great. For sure. I could have, but people do such an injustice to a move,
to a documentary when they do that, i'm like nope i get so mad
i see it all the time because it's just such like jerking jerking yourself off when you're just like
and you know and then i went to the it's like it's not about you dude why did then just make
it a fucking biopic about you yeah but i'm glad you didn't do that i hate when they interject
themselves into these things right there was one I just saw, I think it was like
Jack of all trades,
about the baseball card industry.
It was about
Topps trading cards.
Yes,
Topps cards,
yeah.
I saw the trailers like,
oh,
this is about the baseball card industry.
This is phenomenal.
I'll get to learn about
the Ken Griffey
and all that.
This is great.
And I watched it
and then,
boom,
they flip the cameras on them.
It becomes a film
about him and his dad
and I'm like,
motherfucker,
I got duped again
and I fucking turned it off. I got duped again. Yeah.
And I fucking turned it off.
I just watched this thing on Frontline.
I fucking love Frontline.
It's a great docu-series.
They are good.
On PBS.
And it was the one about Charlottesville, about hate.
And they do the typical voiceover, all the news footage.
It's like, I'm going to learn something here.
Ken Bernsie.
Yeah.
Flips it around.
Nope, gone. And he's this bald Latino. It's like, let me guess to learn something here. Ken Bernsie. Yeah. Flips it around. Nope, gone.
And, you know, he's this bald Latino.
It's like, let me guess what side you're on here.
So I was just like, get the fuck.
I just, I hate that shit.
I hate it.
By the way, it'd be great if some Latino dude was like, I'm basically an alt-right fucking leader.
He's like, down with Brown, those fucking pieces of shit.
But the flipping is, that's also part of the reason why, and this is not even from a political standpoint,
but I hated Michael Moore's documentaries
because they were so fucking self-promoting.
It was all about him.
It was always about him.
I understand his messages.
Like I got why he,
I got why he became popular.
But it was always,
he always put himself in it.
He's the best version of doing that though,
I think.
Sure, sure.
That's why he did so well.
And he does parlay the information in a doing that though, I think. Yeah, sure, sure. That's why he did so well. And he does parlay the information
in a really humorous, informative way.
And there's other people that are just so self-righteous.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Get the fuck out of my life.
Right, at least have some sense of fucking humor
if you're gonna do it.
It's also why like, you know,
it's why that Morgan Spurlock guy,
kind of same thing.
When he started doing documentaries,
the supersize me and all that stuff,
he was very self-deprecatory. And I think that helped his case all the time that's why people
loved him because it was like oh this guy's gonna shit on himself on and then give us facts too yeah
i think people just it's endearing it's endearing to watch someone do that if you're gonna be a part
of the thing right but then like alex gibney yeah i think somebody like that it's just like dude will
you get off the fucking soapbox stop beating your chest thank God for you
it's just like a mirror
it's such an obvious
like mirror of them
being like
and this
and I'm the reason
that this
you're like we know
we fucking get it
so tell
where can people see
the documentary
info
so they can see it
right now
for free
on YouTube
go to YouTube
type in
always amazing
it's free
it's on the
all things comedy channel
I had a decision to make where you know Amazing it's free it's on the All Things Comedy channel I had a decision
to make where
you know
when it's a passion project
you're sinking money
into it
and then the money
starts to spiral
out of control
it's like
alright well you want
that HBO special
with a John Candy host
we gotta go convert that
into a higher resolution
it's like
fuck okay
we gotta do that
then it's like
oh you gotta bake it
to get the best
it's like okay
how much is fucking that
and then you gotta go to Detroit and to get the best. It's like, okay, how much is fucking that? And then you got to go to Detroit
and get all the archival footage.
Detroit, fuck.
Uploading that and all this shit, right?
So basically I could get a nominal return
and people could rent it on iTunes or Amazon.
But I thought instead of getting back
like a third of what I put into this,
for me, it's my first film.
I'm passionate about it.
I love the story.
I want people to see it.
I want it to be visible. I want it to to be accessible and so when I talked to the guys
at all things comedy it was one of those things I was just pitching them would you guys be
interested and they said absolutely don't even yeah burr and magical yeah and it was just like
off to the races and you know I'm just so excited I think it's a great home for it I think it's
great branding for it and I think that it's just a great opportunity to tell the stories a great experience as a first-time filmmaker to do it too so i just
and i appreciate well i think i think it's support from the community from guys like you to have me
on these podcasts to help get the word out because it means everything to me well dude i i listen
again it's like when things are not good i think everyone kind of quietly you've always been blunt
so a little trepidatious when
things are like i'm like when things are not good no well when things are not good i just i kind of
just i'm actually honest when i don't when a buddy sends me something yeah um i try my best to be
very honest with you uh you know if i like you as a human it's like i want to be like you know it
didn't really click for me but but it is more helpful i'll tell tell you this. Yeah. Because I'm in the editing process right now,
the opening act,
that feature I wrote about
in my earlier system.
And someone like you
is extremely helpful in those situations
because the things that are working,
you kind of know what's working
from the test screenings.
Yeah.
The things that aren't working
are the things you got to solve
and figure out and crack.
Right.
And it's people like you,
I think, that come in with a real blunt. And it's people like you, I think,
that come in with a real blunt opinion.
It's like, oh, fuck, thank you.
I need to know that because you don't want to be told
it's great and then you release a piece of shit.
Yeah, and that's a habit of our culture,
of our comedy community and the entertainment world
is like, it's brilliant, it's great.
The people throw those fucking words around so much
it's nauseating.
Like, no, you need a check down. And honestly, your closest, I was talking to a buddy of mine today the people throw those fucking words around so much it's nauseating like yeah no like something
you need a check down and honestly you're your closest i was talking to a buddy of mine today
and we were kicking around ideas for this new project we're working on and um it's just so
nice to have a real he happens to be a chicago guy too but it's just you know like it's so nice
to have a real person who just goes uh i don't know but not mean about it just goes i don't know and even just a
slight like maybe yeah makes you go oh fuck maybe okay let's rethink it because there's people at
the top that hear yes all the time and that's a big reason why i just think there's a lot of dog
shit yes there's so much shit and also very talented people inherently end up making a lot
of bad shit because no one's telling them no everyone's like oh yeah yeah yeah i mean like it happens in comedy specials it happens in film it happens
in everything when you're like nobody fucking said don't do that like you don't have you don't have
one good friend that goes bro that was garbage like i need i want someone to go you know i don't
i don't want everyone i don't want all my friends to be like
that's that was you you suck fuck you because that's of course yeah that is every friend from
chicago back home is like you suck you're not funny fuck you and you're like okay guys it'd
be nice to hear like one person say a nice thing you know what i mean but that's why you have to
have some sort of balance to that so i i honestly think people go to youtube go watch uh go watch
it um it's it's again it's it's uh it's solid i don't want i don't want to push it too much and I honestly think people go to YouTube, go watch it.
Again, it's solid.
I don't want to push it too much.
And again, The Amazing Jonathan, but it's called Always Amazing.
I'm sure you can find both.
If you say The Amazing Jonathan, it'll come up.
It'll come up, yeah.
The reason it's called Always Amazing is because Letterman,
he told the story, it was a deleted scene.
We couldn't end up using it
because you know
there's always so much
you can use
but Letterman
had him on
and then
I think Jonathan
like made a bet
with a DJ
like he'll give
somebody the finger
at home
so he did one of these
and Letterman saw it
after they filmed it
and banned him
from the thing
so for years
Jonathan never went back
to Letterman
and then years later,
Letterman let up the embargo,
invited Jonathan back. It was like
the last two years Letterman's on the air.
And as Jonathan was walking out
to do his set, he looks over at Dave to wave
and Dave gives him the finger.
Which I thought was kind of cool.
But David introduced him as
this guy is always amazing.
And it's the amazing Jonathan.
And I thought knowing Jonathan's diagnosis
and who knows how much Wick has left with him
and his career and him being with us,
I just thought that's such a fitting title.
Oh my God.
Is it ever?
That's a great fucking story.
I'm glad that, I'm sad that didn't make it.
Letterman's known for that kind of shit though.
You know, like he banned,
what's his name from from kids
carmen harmony oh yeah yeah he could he banned the out of him because he was like
he was on drugs the first time or whatever same thing crispin glover have you ever watched those
i did watch the harmony yeah somebody put all three of them together right watch watch crispin
glover do you ever watch him i saw when he didn't he kick almost kick him yeah he almost kicked him
in the head yeah it was it's phenomenal and I saw when he, didn't he kick, almost kick him or something? Yeah, he almost kicked him in the head. Yeah.
It's phenomenal.
And the second time he comes back
and he's doing another character study,
it's amazing.
Crispin Glover is wildly talented
at disappearing into character.
And I think people didn't give him credit back then.
I think they kind of thought
he was just like being a fucking weirdo.
He was really like being the character
of the show he was promoting.
Yeah.
That was his whole goal,
which I think was how fucking cool.
And over the years,
people did it less and less because now late night talk shows have become so fucking bleached down to like this cleanest version of like be the robotic guy that you're supposed to
be now what are you promoting you know galifianakis was on um kimmel and uh he played his twin brother
yeah i'm dude I love watching him
because he
he does it in a way
that's not condescending
he just does it
it's like
I'm just
this is all fake right
like we know this is fake
I mean I
it's not breaking the fourth wall
it's just like
it's pointing at it
being like
isn't this fucking ridiculous
well I think he's
he's like a comics comic
in the way that
I think most comedians
go into something
going
how do I deconstruct the reality of this and make it break it into layman's
terms for the audience to go fuck this.
Right.
And I think that's what he's,
he's great at that.
Yeah.
I think he has such a good talent at mocking himself.
Yeah.
Uh,
like,
like something simple.
He had a hole under his armpit.
There was a hole in the armpit of a sweater and Kimmel made a comment about
it.
And he's like, I did that just because I wanted to come out and do a wave and I wanted you
to know that I'm a guy's guy like I'm a regular man but it was it was something so like simple
throw away like that just he just you know spit out because Jimmy made just like a little joke but
he has that thing in spades sure that that that I think is what exists in our community that still keeps comics earnest
in those worlds yeah because otherwise you know again you become the reason i think what you just
said about the jonathan thing about the otherwise you become a part of the industry and you never
really you never really get to be yourself at some point sometimes you become and this is no
attack on kevin hart but kevin hart made his career being an industry machine and good for him.
That's fucking amazing.
Yeah.
I don't really know who Kevin Hart is.
Right.
Do you know what I mean?
I have no fucking idea who he is.
I know in just that documentary.
Yeah.
I know who Jonathan is.
I know who he is a lot.
You know what I mean?
I know who Zach is.
I mean, as far as I know from the public eye or what I've known from him on a comedy level,
mean as far as i know from the from the public eye or what i've known from them on a comedy level but like you really get to know comics in these forums because they're able to just fucking vomit it all
out and be like i don't care you know that i'm sorry that this is me but this is who i am yeah
versus actors oftentimes you go on these shows and you're like i have no fucking idea who that guy is
yeah i have i have no idea what he's into unless he's nick offerman
from the off from parks and rec and he's like i build boats and you're like okay i know the guy
builds wood shit you know what i mean like otherwise you're just another dude that i have
no i have no idea about so i think that it's highlighted that you highlighted that in the
documentary too about the comedic lifestyle of like guys like that can't hide at some point you
know what i mean well i think you know i i think it's
funny you bring that up i'm not trying to parlay this into it but when i was writing the opening
act and like when it comes out i think the people are going to be really exposed to
to the three tiers of what it means to be a stand-up you're either an mc a feature or a
headliner right and there's archetypes of each one of them and i think that when we've exposed it to a handful of comedians
at the end of these test screenings
towards the end of the run of the test screenings
and they're like man it's really authentic
it's what it's really like on the road
but they're very complimentary in terms of
of what each one represents
which to me was an immense compliment
so again when this thing comes out
everybody will be able to judge for themselves
but I think I did a good job in terms of to me was an immense compliment. So again, when this thing comes out, everybody will be able to judge for themselves.
But I think I did a good job in terms of really expressing.
I've never seen a standup film where I watched it going,
that's what it's like.
Yeah.
I've never seen that. Yeah, it's too hard.
That was always the goal for me.
And I may hit the mark, I may miss the mark.
It's up to the audience.
And once it's released, it's up to everybody else to decide.
But what I got so far from comedians,
I think,
I think we're close on that.
And I think that.
It's a really hard thing,
man.
Yeah.
That's such,
I mean,
you know,
I lived it day in and day out.
When we did,
I'm dying up here over like,
it was tough to like,
not,
you know,
to be like,
is this,
this is,
I'm a comedian.
I,
this isn't kind of what it's like.
And it's really hard to encapsulate it.
I think it's really hard.
I think in 90 minutes,
it's really difficult.
Oh my God.
That's why I did,
I did it over the course of four days.
Yeah.
It's one weekend.
That's it.
Yeah.
So it's all the ups and downs.
It's partying.
It's repercussions.
It's all that.
Sitting in a hotel by yourself,
being sad and jerking off
into a towel for the eighth time.
Over and over.
I just drape a towel over my torso and my head
and I just sit there and come quietly.
I mean, honestly, until the show starts.
I love, do you know Ted Alexandro?
Yeah.
One of the best lines I've heard
from a comedian about being a comedian,
he's like, I forced myself on myself.
That's such a great line.
That is so good.
It's like, oh, we don't want to do this. Oh, fuck do this oh we're gonna do it yeah the amount of stuff that we do because we think we're supposed to yeah or because it's the right thing
to do or it's a part of the game it is crazy to think people just think there is no sacrifice
and there really fucking is there really is and sometimes it gets the best of us that's why people
succumb to drugs and alcohol.
A lot of comics get deep in it.
And it's like, you've got to have some kind of anchor.
I don't care what it is.
I used to tell this to a younger comedy friend of mine.
We first were kind of on the rise together.
I was like, we've got to have some kind of anchor or else we're going to lose our fucking minds.
Because I saw older guys that were just off into the deep end where I was like, oh my God, he got a little money and he lost his fucking brain sure and and that's what happens you do get a little bit of money and
you if there's nothing to give you any kind of weight at the bottom you float and you kind of
lose it and you become you can kind of become a fucking either a piece of shit or you can blow
it all yeah the way i always looked at it was like imagine working like in the ford motor plant in
the 60s and your job is to just do that every day of your fucking life you're
gonna lose your fucking mind for 30 years you're just doing this yeah but i think eventually you
gotta expand your horizons you gotta do that for a year or two then it's like you know i want to
learn something over there i want to i want to learn this thing you know and then yeah year by
year you're learning it all and now you know exactly how that car is built and you leave that
plant you're like fuck i did everything and i know every aspect of it. And I think with stand-up... And you still can't afford that car.
You still can't afford...
That's the saddest part.
That's so fucking funny.
Why can't I have these cars?
But you're right.
You need to continue to change.
If you were going to jump away from stand-up,
if you're going to jump out of this business,
what would you do?
Which I've contemplated many times,
especially the last few years.
Well, name a comic that hasn't.
I would say that, you know,
what I discovered in doing the doc
and then writing this film is
I wrote the film as an exercise
to see if I could just even do it.
Yeah.
And then it came to fruition.
So now when I'm on the road,
I just try to be as productive
and creative as possible
and think of like,
what would I like to tell now?
What story would I like to do now?
So I don't know.
The directing thing's pretty fun.
It's ambitious.
It's extremely,
it's the most work
I've ever done in my life.
And unfortunately for me,
the timing was that
they both kind of happened
at the same time.
Yeah.
So, you know,
I'm fucking zapped,
but I thoroughly enjoy
both forms,
both mediums of film
but I would definitely
do it again
in a heartbeat
it would be the best
well I mean
it's dope
and it goes without saying
that I support you
because I do
I think you're wonderful
and mutual respect here
by the way
well doesn't need to be
I'm not
there's no need for me
I'm gonna be out of here soon
you know what I mean
yeah yeah yeah
just say something nice
at the comedy store funeral
for me
okay yeah
I think about
that's how fucking
disgustingly
egomaniacal I can become
as I'm
I'm always like
I wonder what they're
gonna say about me
at the second store
I wonder who's gonna
get the best laugh
at my funeral
like I wonder who's
gonna tell the best
fucking
you know what Santino
did joke
like I think about
that of all the
because as a comic
you can't die
no comic
will ever die
with like
complete humility
and peace
like you're going
to get this
shit jokes
talked about
I guess just a part
of our world
which is so nice
thank God
yeah
you know
but it's also
I think about that
as much as we talk
about each other
you're like
what are these cunts
gonna say about me
when I'm dead
please say something fucking nice.
Are you on the road right now?
Yeah.
Okay, you wanna plug some dates that you're touring?
Brea, Nashville, Raleigh.
Brea, Nashville, Raleigh.
Where people go to what?
Just go to?
Steve Byrne Live.
Everything I have is.
Steve Byrne Live.
At Steve Byrne Live, Twitter, at Steve Byrne Live,
Instagram, at Steve Byrne Live, Facebook.
Steve Byrne Live is the website.
And literally just go to YouTube type in
Always Amazing
and you watch the film for free
and if you share it
with your friends
I'd greatly appreciate it
please do
we'll put it where
in the description below
I'm gonna link
Always Amazing
I'll link all of Steve's stuff
go see him live
he is fucking incredible
I appreciate you coming
and bringing me booze
by the way
thank you for this
you brought me liquor
I should have shown it to the audience
but you brought me a bottle of, it's Gentleman Jack?
Is that what it is? I just know it's Jack.
I don't know if it's Gentleman Jack. I think it looked like a Gentleman bottle
but it's engraved
with the Blackhawks. 2010
That's so nice man.
That's really really sweet. I know
you're a hardcore hockey fan. Huge hockey fan.
And I love hockey too although I haven't been
watching. I mean I have been watching but begr have been watching but the greatest national anthem i've ever heard
in my life is before blackhawks game oh yeah hands down i'll never forget that i'm a pretty
patriotic guy i've done like a bunch of uso tours my father my brother served all my uncles have
served i've never served but i you know i'm just somebody that respects the flag i respect the
anthem i was in new y York on 9-11.
I know what it, I just, everybody's got an interpretation.
You flew one of the planes in 9-11.
You, yeah.
You were the one that missed.
I got out, United 93, I just tucked and rolled.
In Shanksville, Pennsylvania.
I just, yeah, I walked back to Pittsburgh.
But you were in fucking New York during 9-11?
I was in New York on 9-11, yes.
Yikes.
Oh my God.
So it just, it was pretty,
but again, it's like,
that's the great thing about standup comedy
is when you're involved in that environment,
you realize,
look, I think 9-11 was what rebooted standup comedy.
Standup was kind of dying at the time, okay?
Yeah, it was definitely a lull.
9-11 happens,
and I remember like myself,
Dove Davidoff,
Bill Burr, Bobby Kelly, Godfreyfrey arty like this younger group of comics that were all in the city at the time it's like
well that was fun i guess i got to get a real fucking job who's who the fuck's gonna come to
right to gotham tonight or after that after that when you can smell everything burning drifting
uptown and so i remember it was three days. Everybody's glued to the TV,
right? And I think it was three or four days after that, the comedy cellar was the first one to say,
let's just see. And it opens up. And ever since that day at the comedy cellar, the clubs have
been packed ever since. Because I forgot, I was like, oh oh shit people want an escape people want an excuse to
laugh and you got comics I'll never forget I think it was Pete Correale did this great joke about
you know relatives wanting to come in and pay their respects to ground zero so uh he had relatives
drive over and he just took him to a construction site on 72nd and 3rd he's like there it is and
they're like oh my god like when you had all these new yorkers that was like it's so relatable because you had people that
want to come down and pay respects kind of crash with you i want to see it and it was just like
that was to me it was like all right people always find a need to want to laugh no matter
how dire it has to well dude you see that when i travel the country you're like oh my god these
people need some release they need to fucking release that's why i don't really blame
i don't love it when someone gets too fucked up at a show yeah there was a guy that was yelling
so loud that was like in love i mean dude shout out to this dude in north carolina he was a big
fan he loved me but like he was having too much fun yeah he was having way too much fun because
you're ruining the fun of other people that's true yeah he was like you could tell he's like
i fucking love you cheeto i love you too man
but you know like you can't fucking you know you can't let our love supersede everybody else that
paid to be here yeah uh and sometimes i just don't blame that guy i don't want to kick him out i just
want to be like shut the fuck up please because you know i get it he probably is like i've had
people tell me i've had fans tell me my job sucks ass yeah ass. I'm single or I'm just out of a relationship or I'm divorced.
Or I have a tough time seeing my kids.
Or I have all these things in my life.
And then listening to the podcast or going to shows and fucking off feels like a huge fucking weight off their shoulders.
It's like, ah, a release.
And they'll always need some kind of comedic release.
So we'll keep comedy jizzing all over you guys if you just open your legs up you know what i mean just keep
opening up your let me get sex fucking keep opening up baby no i but i but i think it's a
i think it's a good thing that i think people are always going to need that that but there's also
been these waves of why comedy has continued to rise sure i think i think 9-11 but i also think
fucking trump was a huge like a propeller i think it just propelled people to have a better sense of humor about nonsense
again because it invoked a lot of progress progress but it also invoked a lot of mocking
of culture right like naturally when you have movements you're going to have someone go all
right we have to talk shit about that yeah because you have to joke about these fucking he's been
great for our industry yeah i've said it before i i think secretly somewhere lauren michaels is writing thank you letters to donald
trump over and over because it i mean it's just so much rich material for that show saturday night
live has well the minute he leaves office whether it's via impeachment or if he gets re-elected
whatever it might be who knows what's going to happen but the minute he leaves those ratings
are going to tank on daily show colbert because what do you have
what do you have what do you have if not but but that that's that's to be you know to be truthful
whoever is next even if it is this fucking dude again let's just say it's somebody else
there's always going to be room like there'll always be room but not as not as not as big
it's a pretty he's a doozy yeah he's a doozy. You think Trump's gonna have
the kind of post-presidency love
that Bush got? It's interesting to think how much
people hated Bush.
Not everybody, obviously. I just mean, it's funny
how much people ragged on Bush in the pop culture
comedy world. Same thing, right? SNL did
a million bits, you know? And he
became this like chuckling
dummy. But now
it's like, he paints. We love him. He's funny again. It's so funny he's had this like... Well, I think Trump helped like chuckling dummy. Yeah. But now it's like, he paints,
we love him,
he's funny again.
It's so funny he's had this like.
Well, I think Trump helped Bush.
Totally, totally, yes.
But look,
history,
that's up to history to judge.
But according to everything I'm seeing,
like even on Vice,
we're not gonna be here in 50 years,
so who knows.
No, we're dead.
Yeah, we're totally dead.
Where do you wanna die?
Do you wanna die in LA?
Fuck no.
Yeah, it would have been tough.
Fuck no. Yeah. One of have been tough. Fuck no.
One of my biggest regrets is that my daughter's birth certificate says Los Angeles and not Chicago.
Yeah, it's tough.
I was so pissed because I was like, I want to time it out.
Just fly back, have them, and come back.
Yeah.
You can't fly with a kid then, though, right?
It's kind of dangerous.
Is it bad?
Well, knowing you, you fly private.
Rich Bones over here.
This guy's got three private jets.
Yeah.
Three or four, right?
Yeah, of course. I drive a Dodge. It's right outside. I drive a jets. Yeah. Three or four, right? Yeah, of course.
I drive a Dodge.
That's right, I'm sorry.
I drive a Dodge.
The Dodge flies too now.
Yeah, of course.
All right, go see the documentary, please.
I'll link it again.
I can't say it enough.
It is so fucking cool.
Thank you for coming.
Thank you for the boost.
Thank you.
I appreciate you.
Absolutely.
Appreciate you.
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