Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep 61 - Hard and Soft

Episode Date: June 12, 2017

This week Vinnie Paulino joins as our guest host and we suffer through Hard and Soft. This is a show from UC Berkeley that couldn't be more PC if it were a computer running Windows. Unfortunately I fucked up and the audio on this one is not good. It starts bad, gets worse, then gets better around the 43 minute mark for some reason. We also debut a new jingle. The Bag Slappers are back... in the morning! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello friends, quick disclaimer before we begin this episode. Despite testing out the sound prior to hitting the record button, we did, well, I did a really piss poor job with this one. Unfortunately, there is a delay effect on our voices that is less than fun to listen to. If you can deal, then definitely check this show out. We debut a brand new jingle, and we're joined by an excellent guest host. If not, my apologies, we'll be back next week with a much better effort.

Also, it's certainly not lost on me that there's a bit of irony when we goof on the audio production of this podcast that we review. I can't wait to see all of your constructive feedback on our Twitter and Facebook page. Enjoy. And show time. Mr. Handful, but don't suck That's where we come in My cascades are like a global Mandarin

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I'm your host, Cara, with me today is Vinnie Paulino, host of The Rochester Show Podcasts, also a late night TV show on my 18 here in Rochester, and a proprietor of ROCpodcast.com. Welcome Vinny. Ola Comrades, pleasure to be here. Thank you for being here. Vinny is a professional, and to have him here, looking at my crude setup, is a lot of fun for me.

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We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. So Vinnie, let's get into it. This was a podcast that's done by students at Berkeley. I'm not gonna lie to you. If you and I were ever gonna do a podcast together, I'd probably call it hard and soft as well. That's yeah, you know, it's too bad it's taken down. Yeah, I know. That's the only good thing these guys did. I find the show to be very, I guess, stinkerific. Is that a proper adjective? Stinkerific. Well, I mean, they make up words. So we can't say that. Yes, they do. They absolutely. Yeah. If I could play a quick example of that, since you make that word to start at the show, tell me if you could figure out what it is that Josh is trying to say here.

Thank you for like elucidating us on issues of asexuality. Oh, elucinating. Thank you for elucinating us. I put the Google stuff like maybe I'm the idiot. And Google's like, I came up right. It was porn. No, it was not.

It was not. It's like, it said, did you mean anything else? Because that's not a word. Google's like, it goes like, no. You need to take a break from this. It turns your computer off. There are zero results in point three seconds. Oh my god. Well, I guess these two kids think they are very interesting.

Chris and Josh, yeah. Chris and two hosts. Those are their names, aren't they? Yes, Chris is hard and Josh is soft. Oh, according to my notes here. Do you have a dossier in front of you? Yes, I do. For those of you who can't see this, is soft. Ah, according to my notes here. You have a dossier in front of you. Yes, I do. For those of you who can't see this,

he slapped it down. Oh, so let's play some clips from the show. Now, Vinnie, I listened to a bunch of different episodes. I listened to the very first episode, which is called Love in the Club. Uh-huh. That was the one that we teased last week. I also listened to episode seven, A's A's baby,

and then they do these episodes shorts that are about 12, 14 minutes long. I listened to a couple of those too, good vibes and kill them with contour. I listened to a few episodes, kill them with contour, I listened to, I listened to one, I wonderfully titled, Seaman Demon, which I mean,

if that doesn't peak your interest, I've shot, that's not the first one you listened to, frankly, like I will love sound. Yeah, how did I miss that that's not the first one you listen to frankly like I will Upside I miss that. Yeah, I think it was like their episode like three It didn't take him long to get to see men. I'm an idiot. I'm like oh good vibes. That'll be an interesting show to listen to yeah There was one it was like I had never ever have I have ever Yeah, and guess what they've done it all the two of them. Dirty boys.

Go figure. Dirty Berkley. So I have a clip on here that's near the beginning of the first show where they explain what the show is and what they're doing. I think this would be appropriate to play this, and then we'll get into it. OK.

Harden Saute is a podcast where we're going to talk about sex stories, love stories, that you wouldn't normally hear from people that don't normally get a platform that they deserve. So we're're gonna bring deaths Okay, so let me who says who deserves? Let me get into the first thing that this is me off about this. I hate this thing where Finally people who deserve this platform who don't normally get it. We're gonna bring those people on

We're gonna be courageous enough to bring it Tell us the creepy sex to everybody has a fucking platform now I have a podcast for Christ sake. Are you kidding me? It's crazy enough to be in the middle. We need to tell us the creepy sex story. Everybody has a fucking platform now. I have a podcast for Christ's sake. Are you kidding me? It's amazing. What are we talking about? All these people, we never get to hear from the LBGTQ Plus community.

That's all we hear from her. Are you fucking kidding me? On that show it is. Wow, that's so special. But yeah, it's just this whole downtrodden thing that finally we're get to hear this person who has this weird fetish I don't like that they use the term that they deserve. I don't like that. It's very it seems entitled to me Yeah, it's there's a lot these people are very pretentious

Yes, I have to say that's a very good way. That's a great way to describe them I have some examples that is also a good way to describe them boring is perfect but here is a track that I call the world's most pretentious question. For people who, you know, like don't necessarily, like, come with the academic background that requires to understand intersectionality and, you know, the complexities of a sexual spectrum, like, even people who barely know what the kinsy scale is, how do you stupid name a sexuality? Is that the most pretentious question ever? Look, there's a lot of adults out there.

I don't have the education that we do here at Berkeley. You don't understand words and what a- Everybody knows asexuality means anal. Everybody knows it. Of course, stop. Like, we need to go to classes for that. Actually, can I play you this clip? I don't know if you listen to this show.

You probably didn't, but this was a guy who, or I shouldn't say a guy, and that's a microaggression. This is a person who is asexual, and he explains what asexual means to them. But should it just mean like the same thing to everyone? You gotta go to the class and find out. You're actually jumping the gun of my point. Listen to this. I would just be like asexuality equals romantic. At least for me personally, obviously this would differ between everyone else. So asexual for him means something,

but it differs for everybody else. Then what's the point of having words? Because many, I don't know you know this, but I'm a scientist. Okay. You are. Listen, I don't know anything about science. I don't practice any type of science,

but I consider myself a scientist, I self-identified as a scientist. Other scientists might be different than me, but that's catered. Yeah, they might be educated. I my nose. No, it is sexuality is They're actually perform experiments and learn things. I don't do any of that right that that just I'm glad that you were on the Same path as me. It's like okay, what does asexual mean to you who gives a shit what it means to you if you're labeling yourself that it must mean something I mean, you know, this the here's the weird thing that I don't understand.

Like, people identify, I don't care if you want to identify something. Don't expect me to fucking know it and pick up on it right away. All right, well then, I have the perfect clip that goes along with that. I'm a fat know-it-all. I don't have time to deal with other people's problems.

This is exactly what you're talking about, Vinny. And it's so difficult for us cis-gen males to keep up with this rule. She now, now stop getting signs, see, Doctor. I don't know what you're trying to tell me here. But all these rules make it much more difficult. People just communicate with each other and get to know each other.

Listen, what do the rules mean to you, Kyle? Exactly. So, what's the difference? to you? Oh, exactly. So, let's do this. Before we start, I was wondering, like, what pronouns you prefer to be referred to today? I know your gender fluids. Can we use any of them or? Um, I want to stick with Dave Dan for today. Do you have any?

They don't know. Dave Dan, yeah. What? OK. What is going on? Copic managers also confused. What is the point of having to ask someone that was Destro, they were talking.

Yeah, exactly. But all high maintenance can you be that you're telling people, and obviously I'm a male, I'm sitting down, but if you call me him or he, I'm gonna be pissed off about it. Bottle's coming at your head. Yeah, right.

That's the definition of high maintenance and it makes it very difficult to want to get to know people like that. Because I'm not going to use that all the time. Listen, nobody asks me what I am. No one cares what I am. I could give a shit what you want. Right.

I find it interesting that you're a scientist and I want to talk more about that later though. Let's talk more about that later off-air. So one of the things I noticed about this show is that it's highly ended. Very much so. Did you pick up on that? Very quick little clips. Every sentence is cut in.

Yeah. And then the next sentence is cut in after that. Yeah, these guys are really anal about stuff. You had that one right? You had that one right? Did not. So it's students, they're editing the shit out of it. And apparently someone learned about compression. Oh no, this is this clip. I'd like to interject to actually you were the one who got me because you were like, oh girl, you're looking fabulous. Oh no. I mean as soon as they started laughing,

the compression just kicked in and just squashed the entire audio clip. It sounded like garbage. It sounded like an old rush cassette. Yeah, right. They, um, they have to have the compression out, you know, that's how they roll. I have another example of the don't judge. Terrible. They started the question. So this is going to be, oh, I just said it. I hate when I started the sentence with the word so. Every time I hear someone else doing it, it makes me cringe and then I do it too.

Do you do that? You do a podcast. Uh-huh. Do you go back and watch the show or listen to the show and make notes to yourself of why they did it? I sit down with people who edited it. Okay. And I watch a lot and I want to cringe every time.

So I'm with it. And I said so there. So now it's contagious. Do you take out the so's and the lips max and the other shit? Absolutely not. Then why have people out of the first place? If you have time and swears for TV, time and swears, Even on the late night, they can't let you throw a couple of aspas in there.

You could. But then I'd have to hear about it. And I'd rather not hear about it. I remember I was on your show a long time ago, and I said bukakini. Uh-huh. And I was told, yeah, well, I think that was like I'd taken out. I was told that you could not talk about bukakini.

Well, when I first started, they were very like, show me the episodes before they hit the air. Okay. So I had to. And that would be the suits we're talking about. We're talking about the suits. The suits are real, man. It's a goddamn struggle. Damn it.

They really are like up in your ass when you're on TV. They pay attention to what you do. But they stopped a couple of years ago. So I get a couple of way with a couple of good ones. They looked at the ratings, they went, why are we wasting our time reviewing these shows? You know what I told them? I sat down with one of them one time,

and somebody had complained, and the reason they complained is just they were trying to get a show on the air, and they told them no. So they went and watched my show, and they had like a ridiculous list of every terrible thing we said, and it was not a short list.

It's a half hour episode. So it's like, wow, how hard to find this list. Ridiculous list of every terrible thing we said and it was not a short list I had to sit down in the office of this guy and he's reading the list off to me Like did you say you were gonna blow up Cubans did you think that was a joke somebody made because we're making foot of JFK You're like oh we're the blow up Cubans done it. Yeah, whatever have to explain all this stuff and I looked at him And I said you know that Tosh is on before us, right? Yeah, if you watch that, yeah, like breaks their legs skateboarding in the first segment, you have it right like people would die Or just like period blood is out this everywhere like what do you want me to tell you? We said a couple things Controls I some people would say that this show is a trolls, but I would say my shows one giant micro aggression I'm not going to stop the joke. I'm going to stop the joke. I'm going to stop the joke. I'm going to stop the joke. I'm going to stop the joke.

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I'm going to stop the joke. I'm going to stop the joke. I'm going to stop the joke. I'm going to stop the joke. I'm going to stop the joke. I'm going to stop the joke. I'm going to stop the joke. I'm going to stop the joke. I'm going to stop the joke. I'm going to stop the joke. I'm going to stop the joke. I'm going to stop the joke. I'm going to stop the joke. I'm going to stop the joke. I'm going to stop the joke. I'm going to stop the joke. I'm going to stop the joke. I'm going to stop the joke. I'm going to stop. I'm going to stop the joke. I'm going to stop the joke. I'm going to stop the joke. I'm going to stop the joke So you're going to have to turn up your earbuds to hear this one. Kill us with us. Hard and soft is a daily Californian podcast. It was produced by an ethaniel mahold Ashley Grace Vaux, Michelle Lee and Charming Chong. We really want to shout out our production team that has put an hours of effort into this

project. We really love them and we really appreciate that. And we couldn't do this podcast without them. I love it. As he's talking about the production team, the audio just dies on it. The people who are doing the production couldn't figure out if the level's right. The guy was just like, take a break guys. I want to say how great you are.

Yeah, exactly. And the other thing that jumped out at me on that clip is that many people work on that piece of shit. Isn't that ridiculous? They say that Hard andsoft is a daily Californian podcast. I was a daily. Holy okay, no, it's the daily Californian right is the newspaper

that puts out the podcast. You're telling me and newspapers involved in this? Yeah, I think it's the school newspaper or something like that. It's due to newspaper, but yeah, feel good about pan tuition at that place. Oh my God. Can you imagine what

the cost is, too? If my son was one of the hosts on the show, and I'm not making any judgments, other than this show just sucks, I would pull him out of school and say, Asshole, if you want to learn how to podcast, you don't have to go to fucking Berkeley, and obviously it's not helping.

You're right. Does Berkeley have podcasting classes? Because I don't think so. I mean, they probably have a lot of other classes of things That'll make you just as little money as You can only study women Struggles in 20th century America or African American backdrop of the 18s It's all just ridiculous majors you can do nothing with. So you paint like backdrops of black people,

is how that is? Yeah, I mean, I haven't been there. I was just reading about that line. So maybe I'm getting that a little bit wrong. My memory's a little fuzzy on it. I'm kind of interested. I might sign up for that I like art. So I did pull a clip here

that I think is the perfect description of this show, Hard and Soft. I really think that like, it's very like, it's like, it's like, it's finally a song. Yeah, it's very much sweet. It's also very like, I, you know, there's nothing wrong with anybody's lifestyle, live how you want to live. But being gay does not make you interesting. Correct. And this guy, Chris, is one of these guys who's over the top gay and thinks he's amazing because of it.

Listen to the way he introduces himself. It's it's infuriating. Hi, I'm Chris and I am hard as fuck all the time. I can't seem to catch romantic break and it's trying to be intergrinders. Number one customer, a pessimistic hoe. I've never been in love. I've only been an ass. Oh, I want to get to know him. I've never been in love. I've only been an ass. Get it? Not right. I like to bump fuck guys. Wait a second. You know what? I probably shouldn't say that. Someone's gonna ice out this. How do two guys? What? Yeah, it's your exact year. How new and interested. It's like they're trying to be interesting just because of who they fuck and that really does not make someone interesting or not

Yeah, like if you if you this show was hey, I Fucked you Jackman I would listen to it because I just feel like it would be interesting Yes, you heard grinder exploits sir The other two interesting so that's the hard guy He's hard all the time is fuck or whatever you just said the other guy is Josh and Josh was like the twink gay guy co-host of the show he would be like the me to you on the show and Giggly well, he does something that I don't know if you're a South Park fan Oh, yeah, but I picked up on this right away as he was I heard it

being a stripper requires so much talent Jesus Christ Jesus Christ It's Mr. Slave exactly Mr. Slave Christ I'm so soft. She's Christ. So this was the that was from the very first episode I listened to one of the first things he's had to do the cries You tubing every Mr. Sleeve clip I could find But then this better than listening to the show this is funny because they're talking about coming out to their parents and the same guy

Josh says this about you Joshy So I hadn't come out to my Parents yet. So if you, Joshy? So I hadn't come out to my parents yet. So if you're listening, it's too late. Is there any chase as parents don't know that he's gay? Yes, his father is Helen Keller. And his dad is dead. Like, I don't know.

That makes zero sense. This guy is the gayest of the gay. He just brings home his roommate every year for Christmas. All right, I got to go back to football practice. I'll be right back. Wait up. I don't think he's fooling it. Oh, I can't eat corn tonight, mother.

So this was funny. There was a show I listened to all about makeup. And I kind of listened to that. Did you okay okay, yeah. So the other thing that these guys do, and I'm saying these guys in a micro-aggressive as fucks kind of way. The majority of the way, it's people like this.

They're always victims, and they're always creating the people that are making them victims. I think I know exactly what clip you're going to. So, they're, well actually, I don't even have a clip to explain this. I just want to talk about it. Sure. There's this invisible person who hates people who wear makeup for some reason. Yes. Do you know who this villain is in this story? Because I've never met this man. It's Kathy Griffith. She is a true woman. She's about makeup. Holy shit. That was the worst thing she could have done. If you could see me at comedy at the

Carlson with like for big lay of this month. That is exciting. Yeah, I'll just be able to. Sorry. I'll just be the slow. So I do have a track out here that goes along with that. The person they have on they're talking about wearing makeup talks about their very chill lady. I think it's a lady. I have a hard time with this. Yeah, I think it was a lady. So she talks about something that happened on Instagram.

Get ready for excitement. It's so funny that you bring that up because that actually just- It is not funny. It is not funny. It was like my first ever negative comment on Instagram and- I hope for you. I was so appalled that this man had the audacity to come to a makeup page just to tell me not to wear makeup. And that I would be so much more beautiful, natural and you know like the whole day.

What a dick. That's fascinating. Please go on. That's exactly the comment that I wanted to make on that that is not a negative Instagram comment Could you imagine so as other just like you are beautiful without makeup don't even worry about it? Give me a first negative comment on Instagram. I get to get a positive comment on Instagram, out of the body, but I like it a lot. That a lot, but still waiting. All right, so let's talk about this makeup artist, who's not really makeup artist.

This I call the most annoying clip. Anyone who wear makeup, I am honestly obsessed with a drag makeup. I'm practicing because I want to do it on friends who are exploring more and, like, also give me the, you know, opportunity to help them express whatever they want to express. It's just so fluid. Did you understand that?

Well, I kind of relate because I also took a drag makeup class, but it was only to put on my friends when they were sleeping. Well, that makes a lot more sense. Right. If you pass out of the party, you're going to wake up looking like fabulous. Yeah, I got it. What I find in raging about that last sentence is she talks about helping them express whatever

does they need to express. Now, many years, stand up comedian, you host a show, you know, I'm a musician, and I play in some bands. Is wearing a costume and lips thinking at stage, expressing something that is an artistic expression? There's a someone who just needs a lot of attention. It's someone who needs a lot of attention.

I've been through action. As someone who needs a lot of attention, right? I can't completely fault those. We all look for attention our own ways. It's some people just aren't talented. This is true. I just, I hate how pretentious that is that this makeup is Helping this person express this important thing they need to express to the world like no, it's just to get more eyeballs on them

And you know, though man, it almost goes it goes all back to those makeup companies that just market this shit Like so like you're nothing without this right, but These companies started it's almost the same way like we talk about like Mother's Day and people are like, oh, it started by the greeting card companies to sell stuff. It's exactly what they did. It's just, it's a marketing. You are all just sheep to marketing. Well, let me tell you it's even worse than that. Except Kathy Griffin, you need makeup. Yes, please, Kathy. Put the merustiulators. You're all beautiful and we love you for who you are. But let me just play you the most

in raging sentence within this podcast to that point. I feel like a lot of the images of makeup are like used to enhance whiteness and stuff. They're used to like enhance whiteness and stuff. So if you wear makeup, you're trying to be more white according to these people. So a tanning salon is that trying to promote brownness? I don't understand the logic here. I think that would be consider trying to promote unity. I don't know

This is really I mean it just sounds like something that shithead would say like is no trying to find an enemy when one doesn't exist Right make up is trying to enhance whiteness no makeup like you said They're just make up as possible It's not my dancing whiteness. It's about so why we should all do blackface. What do you try to tell me? Check out YouTube channel Well, let's see what else I have I have on this stuff? Flacker and Carl. Look, Google it. Here's a great clip.

This person asked a question, and then immediately realizes how terrible a question it is. How does makeup make you feel powerful? I think it's an important question to ask. Who gets a shit, who gets a fuck? How does makeup make you feel powerful? And then immediately, I think it's an important question to ask. No, it's not. Make up to not make you feel powerful? And then immediately he's like, I think that's an important question to ask. No, it's not.

Make up for that, but you feel powerful. You're an idiot. Tell it to kiss. Well, that's a good point because rock and roll the night's one of the worst songs ever of fucking recording. That's a nice garbage. Yep.

And yet for some reason, it's still played 18 times a day on classic rock radio. And the long version, where it repeats that chorus over and over and over and over again, there's not even a guitar solo in the version they planned the radio for some reason. It's because they were in this week makeup. Correct. Marketing, baby. It was powerful. How does makeup make you powerful? Well, I can't do it. I just said it's a question. Well, you know, I wear it and I steal your soul. Right. I threw your wallet.

I don't fucking know. It's terrible. I hate you, Simmons. He is just the biggest dude. Oh, he's speaking of marketer, and he is the biggest dude. You cannot get an answer out of him. Gene Simmons, what do you think about this podcast that we listen to?

Well, it's really interesting. And also, if you go to kissonline.com, you can find our latest merchandise. Oh, OK. Whatever. Right. I mean, I don't know. The, whatever right. I mean I don't know the only guy who's a bigger marketer than Jean Simmons a people forget about his Jimmy Buffett

He's the other those of the two. Yeah, he's a douche. Yeah, terrible news to do she's cheeseburger and paradise That's I Got nothing I got none of these kids suck in podcast. I should mention something to because I feel like we might get some backlash because We're picking on this podcast because it sucks not because of the sexual orientations and I actually consider myself LGBTQ plus As many will back me up. I have mclob ultra in my refrigerator. Cases I'm currently drinking a big little ball. You are an ally. So I have an ally. I have a plus.

That's the plus right there. I'm beer fluid. I'm with you, baby. I can I can drink. Yeah, you know, wine. I can drink shitty girl beer. It's so funny because you handed me a three heads the kind which I'm a fan of, but you're just sitting there and you have three mclob. Yeah, I can't drink the kind. It's so funny because you handed me a three heads the kind which I'm a fan of But you're just sitting there and you have three mckelts. Yeah, I can't drink the the kind it's Craming that many hops into a bottle of beer is not impressive. You should watch him do it's strangely arousing

Speaking of Jim cramming hops into This is actually not even close to a good segue. There was a part in the first episode I listened to, where there was some jokes being told and lots of laughs. And Vinnie, one of the things that I like to do from time to time is sweeten up a podcast that we've listened to. You know what sweet means?

Turn it off. It means add sugar to. No, it's a mischievous joke. So I included a couple of additional laughs, but I think that still this clip stands on its own. I told him, I think the third time I met up with him, I was like, hey, I gotta tell you this thing, that I just started doing.

I'm really nervous about how you think about it. And then I told him, and he just like laughed, and he's like, oh girl, don't even worry about it. I once came in a shoe for $200. And I was like, oh, I mean, I used to work in porn. So that was really funny. That has never happened again. That was great. We just kind of stayed friends. Did you ever come in your shoes? He didn't

This is what I do to him use myself, but I have to listen to these fucking gun-off-of-five guests. I have to tell you, what really kills me about that. It's a testament to their terribleness. Is that the punchline of he came in a shoe for $200 should be hysterical. Right. And legitimately should be a funny thing, but that is the worst. Yeah, well, this is with Trixi the stripper. And this first episode is all about where the hell did they meet a stripper? Well, makeup counter.

You know, the thing about this whole sex worker thing that they keep talking about, you know, you're a sex worker and some people look at it a different way. They say sex work is work. Sex work is work. It's the oldest profession, I believe. I believe so. This part I thought was hilarious. I'm pretty sure it's Hunter.

But you know, you're Hunter Gathering and Max Faxx, you're right. What did you best by fair? What did you pay for the socks socks? That's a really good point. You got to have something. Yeah. So this is a track where they're talking to this stripper.

And I found this to be, this is the problem with college today. Especially at Berkeley where internships are like a hot commodity and everyone's kind of comparing what jobs they got like measuring dicks. When you go to the career center you don't really get advice from an advisor saying oh this is what you should be doing I think it'd be perfect for being a stripper. The advisors never tell you you should be a stripper yeah no shit that's why you're going to college. Should not be a stripper. Well, at least the advisors are doing their job. I know. The advisor, you know how that thing,

what the advisor put his coffee down on the desk. It just like put his head in his hands or juice, right? So I killed myself. I know. Don't be a stripper. You'll fuck it, idiot. If you want to be a stripper, you don't

to pay $50,000 a semester, you can just go be a stripper, it's fine. But then they have to bring it back to the fact that their college students, so they shoehorn in the fact that Trixi studied Cogside for a little while. And here's a clip. I was a Cogside major for a long time, so I took some sight classes and I learned little tricks. Like, you get people to say yes a bunch of times.

Before you ask them the question that you want them to say yes to. There's a lot of little stuff like that that I've just learned. Is it a nice night? Is it a beautiful out tonight? You want to laugh to answer? You can hear the call of the train in the club. Definitely. Let's move on to some hardcore dating stuff. Alright, three comments I have on this clip specifically. One of them is let me go back to the very end of that clip. Listen to the terrible editing job here. Let's move on to some hard.

That's just a poor edit. You could very easily put a little bit of space in there, give us some room to breathe. Let's go on and talk about. Anyway, whatever. That's just dumb I'll probably put in some terrible everything when I go into post on this anyway Just edit me out of this which is why I was planning on it. Thank you

But they they have to make it about school so she has to pretend that she learned something in class that helps her with her She knows stripper that hasn't pretended to go to college. Exactly. They're all at school And then she shows us. she's an idiot by saying there's a lot of stuff like that. There's a lot of little stuff like that. Yeah, sure, I'm sure there's a lot of little stuff like that. It makes a lot of little stuff like that of how you convince them to give you money.

They are empowering, good for you. This is a funny clip. Do it for free if you're a humanitarian. This is a funny clip. They talk about how she gives really good blow jobs. So I perked up a little clip. Do it for free if you're a humanitarian. This is a funny clip. They talk about how she gives really good blow jobs. So I picked up a book. Okay. Let's listen to this. How do they ruin blow jobs for this? So yeah, get ready for this pro tips from Trixie. Well, you know, I'm always happy to give blow job tips. What's the best one? I'm curious. The best blow job blowjob. Yes. Um, oh, actually, I think it would be that like so it's like if you want to get the guy harder faster

Um, or actually I actually I want to re-enter that so um, I So I would say like best advice I've gotten She was the one who brought it up in the first place and then she had no answer want to brought it up in the first place and then she had no answer. I'm so annoyed right now. You want to know the best blow job, Tiffany. Stop talking. That's the best blow job tip. I just thought that was hilarious because she's only brought up.

I'm like, okay, what's the best blow job? I'm coming out. I'm coming out. I don't mind. Good job. Take your teeth out. I got nothing. I listen to take your teeth out. I got nothing. I listen to take your teeth out. I do have this clip from the show YouTube.

And the producer of the show. Oh, what? Okay, go ahead. I'm sorry. I almost stepped on your intro. Okay. The producer of the show, her name is Michelle. They go out and buy her a new vibrator.

What? Mences. Yes. Right. Well, I think they had a gift certificate or something. But, um, this them setting that up those two guys had a gist or something to a vibrator So this is them Setting it up so your parents didn't know you were gay Christmas We're going to buy Michelle a drill though

More like I'm gonna buy myself one I'm gonna buy myself one. We're a doldo. I don't know. We're gonna go to good vibes. See what's pop in. Get Michelle bomb ass toy. So I'm way out of the blue by things many words. What does he mean by bomb? That's a toy for your ass or is it like a bomb ass toy sounds? Is that come all the way around dangerous? It's not dangerous You're going to the airport man. What's in the bag just a bomb ass toy? I'm from soon or something that would not be a good thing to have with you. I think you just means a cool toy is Bombass

They were talking about. I did not have this when I was in school, Vinnie. Maybe you did. When I went to my freshman year of drag show, I want to bust like a part. My freshman year drag show. I remember we had like the ball, you know, the junior prom. I remember a freshman year drag show. Oh, you didn't have one of those at home coming up. I don't remember that half of it. You didn't, your home coming queen was just like the traditional. It was actually a woman who liked to be referred to as Hershey.

It was weird. Yeah. It was a weird world back then, back in the 90s. Oh, boy. Those were the so they they set up that she's going to buy this by right or she buys uh... i think it's a jackrabbit it's one that's stimulable to g spot and the quatoris at the same end if you cut its

foot off its right and they they buy it and then they go okay we're going to come back and then we'll find out the review of this toy so they come back and this is the first thing that they come back to. I tried it the first day we got it and I had to get batteries, so I ran to get batteries. Did you buy retry double batteries? No. Did you take it out of your vagina before you ran to get the batteries?

I didn't want like six of them. Enough about the battery. It's just like she's going to come back and talk about this vibrator of vagina and I'm not about to fight over it. She's going to come back and talk about this vibrator in Regina. And I'm like, all right, I kind of want to hear if she has to say. It's all about these size teas. There's a six pack. They weren't rechargeable. I saw a Dura-Sale commercial, so I thought those would last longer. And I think I lost the receipt.

If anyone could find the receipt, I might have left it over here. Oh, it is exhausting, isn't it? Why did I face this format? It's a real podcast. It's brilliant. I mean, you have to do a service. You have to admit that you're getting angry with the show. Your show now, I enjoy your show. It's to heart and sound. You know, prepare for this show. It's it's it's anger. You know, it here's the thing man. I sit there and it just makes me happy. Because I go man.

They say everybody you know could have a podcast or whatever, but I'm like man mine just isn't as bad as I think it is. Yours is not as bad as hard and soft. That's the first government I'm going to give you. Thank you. I just have a couple more tracks. I feel good about things Made Kevin so crazy that he had a lead the show he could take one more shitty podcast That was the conversation. Oh, I just got goddamn crazy over here. Like, I just imagine he's in a fucking like safe room in his house.

Oh, yeah. You know that he was just crying under the blankets for a two-day straight after listening to some of these episodes that we had. It's not fun. Not for about the battery. We're doing a public service for people. We listen so you don't have to. I just have a couple more clips I want to get to and then I have some extra time

you're on the daily California and website. You know, do a point. Yeah, this is not something you would stumble across. One of our devoted listeners, Emily, suggested this podcast and we appreciate it. It makes for good fodder, but man, this was a tough one to listen to. They weren't even like remotely entertaining like they really weren't no and everything they could have talked about those supposed to be entertaining

Was just a complete epic letdown This was an interesting thing where they were talking about this guy who's asexual again And he compares discovering his sexuality to reading a horoscope. You know, it's like when you chart yourself or when you go to your zodiac sign, it's, yeah, you read your zodiac for the first time and it's just like it's you but on paper and it's where it's. That's how I sort of learned more about a sexuality was just, I mean, a simple Google search. This dude's sexuality is exactly like horoscopes completely made up. That's exactly what I was saying. That's not a good thing to compare this too if you're trying to be taken seriously.

So you know when you read about because you were born between this day and this day everyone's life who was born between those days exactly the same. You know, I hear the dog dude, yeah I got to talk. You know that's completely true and accurate. So is my sexuality this way. Like that is not probably a good thing to talk about. All right, one last clip that I have here. This is, I think it's, I think this is Chris talking about coming out to his mother. And again, this is just pretentious. The way that these assholes talk,

they think they're so much smarter and better than everybody else. You know, one to let you know that I identify as asexual and then she looked at me confused, right? And I'm just like, so this is what asexual means. In terms that she would understand. Let me explain this to you in terms that you would understand. I'm not like you and dad. I mean, I think everyone understands.

Whatever. Whatever. I can't believe that. I mean, that's all you and dad. Yeah, I mean, I think everyone understands whatever, whatever, I can't be the average. That's all you can say at this point, whatever. I mean, if anyone's listening to this, God bless them. I'm setting Berkeley a medical bill for how hard my eyes rolled in the back of my head. Exactly. So I wanted to talk about getting on just WATP business if you don't mind Vinny.

Thanks again for coming on the show. Vinny is the host of the Rochester Show Podcast and also the owner ROCpodcast.com. I say that for people who are just joining us because that happened on podcast, right? You just come in and start at the beginning. Yeah, right. It just comes in a certain time. Hi, Emily. So we have a new review that came up on iTunes. And this is our very first four star reviews. I'm excited about this. Well, your well, our reviews

are typically one star and those are the people whose podcasts we should have. Or we get the five star reviews. But a four star is weird. And I just wanted to read you what our review reviewer said it says, docking you meatheads a star for letting Kevin go, otherwise I love the show. Hey, so thanks Kevin, we lost out of the five star reviews because I thought that was good. So just add that to the list of things for him to cry about. things from the cry about. Oh, my God, the star. Oh, I, so we're at 2.64 instead of the 2.71.

We would have been at, all right, you're that high. The other thing that I want to talk about is we have a very loyal listener in the UK who has been talking about this for a while, finally sent in a jingle for us. And as you know, we have our own general department that creates jingles. So I want to do some quick background on this because this is a while back on WattP we talked about this. We did this show, um, Jay John in a rich show or some nonsense like that. That sounds great. Yeah,

I forget what it was. It was some day sound off. It was some radio show that was also a podcast where it was kind of the deal. And we goofed on them and their fans were not happy. So we got this review of this one person who came on and gave us a two-star review and said, when talking about the whole show. Don't you talk about Jay-John, or Rich, he's an asshole.

So I'll give you an extra step. What is Jay- John is one person? Yeah, I Jay John should be so when this person was telling us must be a We saw you had Jay John is definitely an anal sexual when this person was telling us about how we suck They said talking about those holes. They are in a one of a male podcast by two bag slappers at a couch talking about those holes. They aren't a one of them ill podcast by two bag slappers at a couch, which was inferring that Kevin and I are bag slappers at a couch.

And the Jeans was a part of it. Headed their way with that. You won't remember some hits such as... Backslap it, backslap it, backslap it, use it in their hands. And I'll be kind to the number. It's not new that they have We also had bag slappers in charge. Two boys in the neighborhood, they're on the couch and they're sportin' good. And their sport and good I've heard your eyes Cause it's something you shouldn't see You should take it from me Kevin and Carl slept thing back Day and night

Slapping back To the lift and the right They won't sleep Five stars on a Tuesday. And then who could forget bag slappers, O7? Bad flowers Bad men, the men love their lives On the couch That whole figure

Laughing bags and touching their balls Kill Call and kill me Alright so those were some fun ones and we've kind of got away from the Box everything because well, if I was on the show anymore and that was a Wildbag, well, so you were the show anymore, and that was a while back. Well, so you were not slapping bags? Oh, we certainly were. I thought this was where we were going.

Oh, well, we will be slapping. I thought you tried to warn me up. We will be slapping some bags, Bitty, but before we do that, I got to test these microphones, make sure it picks up all of the base from the back slap. Don't worry, you can not hear mine. So this guy, or on here, our buddy Marcus, who's a loyal listener in the UK, finally

submitted his jingle to us. And I want to play that for you. It's the first jingle play on the show that's not from the Jingles department. We encourage other people to go ahead and participate. So Marcus is not just a listener. He's now a contributor. So congratulations on that. He wrote a long email to me explaining about how this is going to be a terrible jingle that he can't sing, that he doesn't understand how to use the right audio software to make things sound good, just odd and odd. So I'm just just, does he have a podcast? I'm a kid. That's even more worse out of this. But Vinny, you're here for the world premiere of our brand new W ATP jingle. This is a loving mind, distance flags Reviewing crap made by Pakistan, Pakistan

It's cool, these two are the sun and the sheds So though we don't have to Don't mind, he shows a crap that we got an ass Kevin and Carl, who are lead by past They're ruthless, and I'm cool too Counts and invites, slap a thug, and I go for a smack They're sacks and they wax and the nuts and the slub and the slub and the...

Bravo. I mean, Marcus really wanted us to shit all over this, but he did such a good job of explaining how it was going to suck. Did I actually kind of like that? I thought it was pretty fun. Marcus, give yourself a hand. Yeah, back for us. Back for us.

He did put in some things slags is used in a cockney sense and can refer to men just as much as women. I didn't know that. He put in some things on here that are about his sexuals. Does it refer to asexuals? I think so.

I think so. I'd have to consult Marcus on that. But he also, the only thing I would say is that that intro is a little bit long. I don't need to hear the whole riff go through a whole time. We get it. It's back in black. You can just get right to the lyrics. But he did give us his, uh, his wishes. He wrote these lyrics, though. Oh, hell yeah. This is the short singer version. This is the short singer version I gotta say that's that's pretty good. I mean Vinnie was doing devil horns in here to that That was rockin to be fair Brian Johnson can sing that well at this point That's true. That's true. You're doing alright man

And the fact that this is on this podcast you might get a call from Angus and need to be on the tour So your mom keeps calling you Vinny do you need to take that can we take on the air hi mom I'm doing a podcast can I call you later sure hi mom yep I gotta go over there to help her move boxes after this. Okay. How often does your mom hear that? Mom, I'm doing a podcast. Do you have to call me right now?

She doesn't care. She doesn't know your schedule. She's like, are you doing your little podcast thing? So it's a TV show! A yell at her. Yeah. She's got to learn. Mom, it's on your DVR.

Oh, I don't have time for that, Vity. I'm sure it's wonderful. I'm sure it's wonderful. This is the time in the show when we play the teaser clip for the podcast that we're reviewing next week. Hey, guys. Hello, Mindy. Ready for another show? Mindy, you are going to love what I have in store for you

today. Keras, the last time you said that, you pulled a hard boiled egg out of your pocket. I remember that. I think that you cracked that on your forehead. That was awesome. Well, what do you have for me this time? Well, Mindy, on this episode,

I planned to take you into my gravitational force machine. I'll bring my own seatbelt. And Kira, I plan to pummel you with water balloons. Yeah, I'm gonna take a pass on that one. Stay it yourself. Let's get this party started. Let's do it I love the videos just staring at me straight faced just what the fuck is going on here Can I come back next week? I really want to make fun of those two

You know what we don't have a guest host lined up yet. So that that is a possibility. Alright, this is a show called While in the World. It's an NPR show. Now, wait, NPR. I promise to stop doing NPR shows a while ago because we've already done two of them, but they just keep putting out more and more shitty podcasts. So I have to do it. No wonder Trump's trying to defund them. Yes. I would be behind that. If you're playing long at home, this is your shoelaces on GeForce and bubble gulpies of the future. An episode from May 29th, 2017, it is a podcast for children, if you didn't notice.

Oh, kids suck. I was like a podcast for them. Oh, kids are the fucking worst. I don't know, who is listening to podcasts when you're a kid? You're playing video games. Could you imagine Podcasts would be the most boring thing ever. Hey, you want to listen to these pretentious?

I have a water balloon for you I get your pocket She's measured ahead. I got it So that's better than fucking Grand Theft Auto Actually, yeah, I'm peeing in a hooker mom. I I went to the wild with the world right now. I was preferred out to. It's just, you know, what, man? I bet you there's got to be like a lot of Christian kids podcasts. That's a whole new genre you haven't even looked into yet, isn't it? Well, okay. Turn down the fourth wall real quick. When Kevin and I first started doing the show, I looked at some

very uber religious shows and Kevin's scary. Kevin made the executive decision to shooting out people's religion probably wasn't a good concept. So we decided not to go that route because there are a ton of uber Christian podcasts that we would be able to shit all over all. So you're fine with bashing the gaze a little. I'm not that. I'm chasing. Yeah. I said that to get you upset. I'm part of the lbgtq plus community. Hey man So pride week man dude, are you kidding me? No much pride I have in pride week. I you deserve none So please join us again next week because it might be the episode where we find out once and for all who are these podcasts? Sleep well, every pony.

Party in the most piss of morning radio. Get out and show these fools my cow. I'm gonna be your friend I'm gonna be your friend I'm gonna be your friend I'm gonna be your friend I'm gonna be your friend I'm gonna be your friend I'm gonna be your friend I'm gonna be your friend I'm gonna be your friend

I'm gonna be your friend I'm gonna be your friend I'm gonna be your friend I'm gonna be your friend I'm gonna be your friend I don't know. I don't get it. Makes no sense. Thanks.