Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep 86 - Who's Right?
Episode Date: December 17, 2017Who's Right is a podcast who asked us to review their show. The last time that happened Everyone Has a Podcast got extremely butt hurt and their mom called our mom. And then we got in trouble. Hopeful...ly this one turns out better. Joe joins the show once again and for some reason promotes heroin use. He is extremely pro heroin. Good luck with that Joe. We also discuss Net Neutrality for no reason whatsoever. What is this, a show that deals with topical issues? I sure hope not. Who would care what Karl Aspergers has to say? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Hello and welcome to another episode of Who Are These
Podcasts, a show that goes out of its way to consider the
feminist point of view.
I'm your host, Carl, with me, as always, is Joe.
Hey, Carl, thanks for having me back.
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We've been off for a couple of weeks.
So we have a lot of new one star reviews from iTunes to read, which is always fun.
Today we'll be reviewing a podcast called Who's Right?
It's a suggestion from one of the co-hosts of the show.
Joe and I have both listened to the show separately.
We have not discussed it with each other beforehand.
So let's get into it.
Joe, today it's the bag slappers versus the chuckle heads.
The chuckle heads, that's the...
That's their self-description.
And I would say it's pretty accurate.
Yeah, yeah.
These guys, they're a couple chuckle heads, all right.
We got the two hosts of the show, our Anthony and Doug.
And the way we even came across this
and our two shows of cross paths is because, and the reason
why I have you on the show, Joe, and we waited a week to make this happen is that when we
reviewed, everyone has a podcast, a Canadian show that reached out to us and asked us to review
them.
They loved us.
They were not thrilled with what you and I had to say about them.
Went on Twitter and started bashing us, and this guy Doug, one of the co-hosts from who's
right, decided to jump on and start bashing us as well.
And had a spurt.
Yeah, this came up, we coined the phrase,
Carl Asperger, which is my Twitter handle now.
And so they decided that our show sucked
and then a couple of weeks went by
and then he's like, I kind of agree with these guys.
And another week went by and he's like,
we guys review our show.
So here we are, ready to review who's right.
And I'm not sure if we're like walking into a bear trap.
We definitely are.
Okay.
And like I feel like the like Doug reached out to you
because he felt that we were like kindred spirits
or like angry white men.
Like this is white guys on white guys.
And okay, the band news I think for Doug is going to be that our shows are the
same the way a wet hand job is the same as a prison hand job with no spit. Oh Jesus. So
they're very similar. Very similar. So they just sent out a tweet just recently trying to steal our thunder. I don't know if you saw this, Joe.
But who's right?
Tweeter than us and said, here are the things that WATP does not enjoy from a podcast.
Coughing on Mike, laughing at own jokes, poor production, assuming audience cares about
the hosts, rambling, jokes that miss, talking over each other and poor show prep.
And then they said, we have all of those things.
They do.
Yeah, for sure.
So, you know, talk about stealing the feathers.
Like, well, what else can we talk about?
Well, I have a few things.
I have plenty of things.
All right.
Really, it's not that they're stealing our thunders.
Like our audience never heard these guys.
So you're going to get our take on your show.
That's true.
Our audience has definitely never heard the show.
And they probably never will again.
100% so we're gonna have to,
I guess we gotta establish it, right?
Yeah, that's good storytelling.
We like to start off with a clip
that best sums up the show, Joe.
You're the guest.
I'll let you pick the first clip that you wanna play.
Mm.
Well, you've sent me over a whole bunch of clips
from this show. I've not listened to any of them, so I don't know what you're going to hold out.
Especially since they're trying to do a preemptive strike on us.
Yes. I think the good way is to start with my clip one,
because we're going to find out if this is true.
Does it matter if people talk shit?
We're going to find out.
We are going to find out.
So here is my take on the show, Joe.
They're purposely making a shitty podcast.
They don't have a purpose?
Well, they did is and I'll tell you why.
They're extremely self-aware to the point where they're like,
oh man, this is terrible.
We gotta take the time to post it
and then they don't take it out and post.
And they're coughing out of the mic
and they're laughing like hysterically at their own jokes.
I would normally be like these guys suck,
but then because of our come town episode,
I'm confused, is that good?
Because they're purposely so bad.
Because we reviewed come town that I didn't get at all.
And their sub-ride it blew us up.
You guys are fucking idiots.
You don't get my come town's little, some basic show ever.
Just some idiots laughing through the whole thing.
And they just say nonsense about ass fucking.
And apparently that's the greatest show ever.
Well, I mean, it sounds like Doug has some type
of broadcasting experience, right?
I mean, he's like, he sounds like Bubba the Love Sponge
to me.
I mean, I don't know if I got that.
Like, is that a compliment?
I'm not sure.
I'm not gonna know it's not a compliment.
They should on Nashville at one point.
And they should on Country Music.
But he's got kind of a Southern accent.
Oh, they're southerners for sure.
I was just like, where are these guys from?
So my game for you, Carl, is like,
and I don't know the answer to those.
Oh, okay.
Great game, great game.
Where are they from?
Who knows?
You know the answer.
I'm guessing central Florida, personally,
because like, they think they're better than country Hicks,
but they got a kind of a country accent. And I am based on the Bubba thing. I think they're better than country Hicks, but they got a kind of a country accent.
And based on the Bubba thing, I think they're from Florida,
but I'm not so sure.
All right, great speculation, Joe.
I'm gonna go ahead and play a clip that sums up the show
for me and this is them talking about something
that they got involved in for a brief amount of time.
Those of you listening, you may have noticed a glaring absence
of our intro that we had last week,
which was we were part of the poop culture
extended universe for a week. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha The reason why that sums up the show for me is because it's a typical example of what the discussion goes down as.
It's this inside thing they're talking about
that's not funny and then they just start laughing.
Right.
There's a lot of, yeah, we're part of this thing for a week.
But, okay.
So, do you want to explain to what that means
or why we would care about that?
That leads me to, so don't reach out to you.
And then he also said, hey,
let's review a podcast together. Yeah, that's the other thing I haven't mentioned yet,
is that Doug may be the first person that we've had on to have a rebuttal. Because back
when I was doing the show with Kevin, we had some podcasts that were but her about us
reviewing their shows. And Kevin would reach out and say, Hey, do you want to come out as a guest and discuss it? They always said, no, I'm not.
You guys are assholes, move it on. But Doug wants to do a show together. So I don't know if Doug's
interested in reviewing another podcast that sucks or if he just wants to have the last word, which
as you know, Joe, I treat everything like a roast. Yeah. So I am all for that. If I should
on something, I expect them to shit on me back. Yeah. That's part of the rules of a roast. I'm very cool. Right. So clip
two is why we already know this, but I don't think Doug understands the whole help me out.
Get my back thing. So it's not like they've been part of the puke culture or other networks where
they become part of these networks. Yes. And then just shit all over these shows.
So they do mention that, that they're part of these networks.
And they say, well, what good does that do us?
They say, I think the only reason I'm part of the network is,
we can't make fun of the other shows of the network.
Right.
And so I trust dogs, like I trust a kind of my found in a needle factory.
Like, I mean, using it your own risk, have them on.
But I mean, at your own, whatever, you have the final cut, who gives a shit, have him on.
Yeah, no, definitely. Well, it's not even that I have the final cut. I don't go back and edit things to make myself look good. I mean, it's pretty obvious that I don't.
So, I don't think that I would have tried to fucking daily show someone into sounding stupid. I definitely do not do that. Yeah, there's a lot of terrible and we're gonna have to get into this just so everybody knows
what we're talking about where it's like they're almost proud of putting on a terrible show.
They are proud of putting on a terrible show.
Yeah, for sure.
Like I said, it's almost too self-aware where they're constantly going, wait, how do we get
to this thing?
Well, I keep me we're talking about this. We're way off scope here. What's going on?
Okay.
Can you just keep it moving rather than talking about how ridiculous
it's got on me?
That's weird.
So I have some clips that I want to play.
All right.
I'm sure we have a lot of the same things.
Yeah, I'm sure we do too, because there's obviously things
that are jumping out at you.
And I, again, is one of those shows
where I could have clipped everything.
Yeah.
And so I had to be very specific about what I
clipped and why I would clip it.
I miss an example right here of totally undoctored audio.
This is exactly how the show came out.
Hi.
The more of these are seen.
Fuckin'
Because you know what?
What?
I was gonna say that, no, I was gonna say,
it's gotta be expensive to eat that way, you know?
Yes, it is.
That's all I was gonna say.
Oh, alright, fuck, our timing is way off, man.
Yeah, it's, we're doing good.
You're gonna have your hands full.
Make sure you clean this up.
So they do reference cleaning things up in post. We're doing good. You're gonna have your hands full. Make sure you clean this up.
So they do reference cleaning things up in post.
I think a couple of different times. They say,
oh man, we're gonna have to clean this up. But obviously they don't.
If they do, I can't imagine what they did the first time.
So this is like a ridiculous.
So like you said, almost everything is a clip on this show.
Correct.
I have a lot of supercuts.
And I don't know if you want to get into those.
I'm ready, man.
Let's do it.
I think we're going to be, this is going to be a marathon version of WATP.
We got a lot to get through.
I'm going to get to my soundboard.
Let's do my number eight.
Number eight is, oh wait, oh, you have a seven and a seven a.
Yeah, fucks up my whole order.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, fuck our timing is timing is way off, man.
Yeah, it's uh, we're doing good.
You're gonna have your hands full.
Make sure you clean this up.
So you're just playing. I'll cut it in.
I think we should go with what you, your idea and play, uh,
play a clip of our old show.
But it's no fun to do that because people could just go back and listen to it.
It's fucking horrible.
You wouldn't listen.
You wouldn't listen to them or you wouldn't listen to us
Us or them. I wouldn't listen any of this
Way more important things to do It just seems like we're like
off as far as like
Timing you know what I mean and I'm not cutting this out of the show either fuck this dumb bullshit
No, I'm not skipping. I took the time to do this shit. This is how we make a living. Are we fucking done?
Fuck this wasn't a very good show was it?
I'm glad I didn't use a lot of those clips you had in there. I was putting together my own compilation
I decided to abandon it. Yeah, it's a lot of these things were there again
Super self-aware. Yeah to the point where that's the bit right we can all self-aware. We are this is ridiculous
Get it?
I actually took an ISO straight out of that compilation you put together. This we will use in
future WITPs. I wouldn't listen to any of this dumb holes. Exactly. Love that. So, one of, let me see,
I have one that's labeled Carl, STS SB, one of my A's.
Play that one.
You got it.
It's the only podcast that takes shit breaks.
Okay.
So that, you want to talk about that?
So that is Brian Tramble from Shootin' the Shiznit,
with Doug and Anthony Guested on.
So I didn't listen to two episodes of who's right,
but I did find them on other podcasts,
shooting the shizznet.
Look at you with Brian Treble.
And Brian Treble's a big fan of theirs.
And so he says, it's the only podcast where they take shipwrecks.
So in that last super cut where it sounds like
Anthony's kind of off Mike and he's like,
we're timing is off.
That's when Doug is taking a shit in the bathroom. I actually have the clip. Let's talk about it. Here we go
You want to just leave this thing recording or what oh?
You're saying I got a shit man. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. How long are you gonna be just text me when you're ready?
Yes, just leave it recording. Just yep. Just leave it recording text me when you're ready
So this is a part where the guy leans over to fire and he's like oh boy, okay. I got one on deck
I'm gonna go take a shit and of course because these guys break all the rules
There's gonna keep it running right and then there's just this weird off my conversation going on
Oh mixed in with like dead silence right with the dead silence
Easily at a ball.
This show is an hour and a half long.
Correct.
For fuck's sake.
I would say it's 90 minutes too long.
Right, oh yeah.
See, you did the quick math and you're head there, I saw that.
So speaking of breaking all the rules, this is, one of the guys, I think it's Anthony
is sick and he's just coughing.
Did you do, I was super good.
Oh, I don't have a super cut. I do my super cut
We could do that. Um, I think it's seven number seven STS. What is STS that's shooting the shiznit?
That's the Brian Tramble. Oh, okay. It's not a it's just seven. It's just seven. Gotcha. You're right
I got a shit. We're gonna have to bust through this show
I'm pretty sure I've got like walking pneumonia or something
Enough to where every shit isn't an emergency. And what you-
It's like-
I'm all my stomachs rumbling again.
I'm sick or something, man.
I've been fucked up for like a week.
Yeah, so this is a lot of the show is just coughing.
And when they start laughing at each other's jokes or their own jokes, which happens more often than not,
it just turns into a coughing fit,
which is obnoxious to listen to.
It's no fun.
This is the sound of two middle-aged men actively dying.
What the hell?
What the show is.
So I have a clip on here, Joe,
and this is a reoccurring bit that we like to do on WATP.
I call this the no shit Sherlock.
I'm pretty sure I've got like a walking pneumonia.
No shit Sherlock!
No shit!
No shit Sherlock!
No fucking shit Sherlock!
Yeah, you're not.
Wow, so you get it.
So play, now you would think he says I have walking pneumonia. Yes
That would indicate that this is something that is new something that will pass
That isn't a chronic ruin this so place 7a. Okay
But if you want to listen to podcasts were at one point you really think some guys gonna die
While he's doing a podcast.
This is the podcast to be there right there.
So that's Brian again, say, this is like standard.
This is part of the fucking show apparently.
He's not getting better.
I decided to go ahead and listen to the newest episode
which just came out December or something or other
because the one that you and I listened to
from November 25th I think is when it came out is
Awful, but I almost felt like maybe it wasn't a good representation of their show. Maybe their other shows are different and
And they're not you're exactly right again with the coughing this guy is on his deathbed
Recording the show maybe the death, Anthony get fucking hell like Get well soon. Tussin or whatever. I mean, I don't know what it is.
Get health insurance.
So I wanted to play something that stood out to me.
The way this show starts, the episode that we listened to,
is with a voicemail.
And the voicemail is from this guy, John,
from the brand X podcast.
Right, do you remember this?
Okay, this isn't the one,
the other one you listened to.
No, this is the one you and I,
I remember reviewing it.
It begins with a voicemail message.
And apparently there was some Twitter battle happening
and this guy calls in to Motherfuck the show.
I think they're friends, I think they're friendly,
but he calls in to Motherfuck the show about this and that.
And so they start the show, totally out of context,
but it's fine. They start the show, totally out of context, but it's fine.
They start the show with just this voicemail.
And I thought it was interesting.
He has a joke, they have some t-shirt,
give away thing going on.
And John from Brandax has this joke.
I was trying to figure out how to win that fucking t-shirt.
It says, fuck you on it.
And I showed it to Stephen Hawkins and he was like listen
I can figure out what a black hole does and how it happens but I can't figure out how
to win that fucking t-shirt.
So they decide that they're going to shit on the call and answer back and this is how
they fire back a job.
You don't need to reference what Stephen Hawking can do because I think everybody
knows it. So you could have left that whole 20 seconds of you hyperventilating off.
All right, so this way the joke is structured by John is actually correct. You want to say
Stephen Hawkins is a, you know, you can do this but he can't get the t-shirt. That is
the way, I mean, you didn't do it very well
because you could figure out what a black hole was.
Okay, you got it that better.
You know, you're gonna say, you know, you got to say,
Elon Musk can create a rocket by you can't figure out
to get a shirt, which would have been fine.
But I love that this guy explains,
like, you didn't structure your joke correctly.
We already knew that.
This is how you structure a joke.
So now I'm gonna fast forward to the latest episode.
And they introduced this bit.
They're talking about how there's lower wages for minorities
and women.
OK.
And they say, you know, I ever
get American women only make $68 for every dollar
that a white man makes.
And Hispanics only make $58.
And so they start talking about white man dollar.
And it leads to this discussion.
So what if we just start saying that it's unfair
that a midget's dollar is worth a dollar 12
of a regular white man's dollar?
Yeah.
No, so think about it.
Okay, so there's something to this.
I just, it's not fair that if a midget holds a dollar in his hands or her hands
I guess it's bigger than if I hold it in my hands.
Okay, so again, we don't like rambling. We don't like jokes that don't land. This guy throws out this premise and rather than just abandon it and move on,
which they should have, they decide to take this premise for the next four minutes and just riff on
it. And what I've done is I've taken this entire clip for our listening audience to enjoy,
thankfully, I've sped it up. But this is how they riff on that premise that a midget makes a dollar
12 for every dollar than a non-midget mix?
They're quarters, they're gonna micro-
There's something to this, I hadn't figured out what it is, but it's something along the lines of like we need to have the same ratio of our dollars in sense as midgets due to their dollars in sense.
They need to make smaller dollars for midgets.
So if you got a midget stripper, it looks like she's holding a huge dollar.
And it's not fair to those regular white women's first.
So now we're gonna make stumbling dollars?
For their stumbling little fingers.
God, for sure.
It's fucking just off the rails already.
What did the little people already do to us?
What did they do?
They stole our $1.
They stole our $1.
Tell me back my $1.
All right.
Oh, boy.
How the fuck would that happen?
Oh, my God.
You never know what you're gonna get, guys.
Perfect.
All right, so, uh, just make it up, please.
And don't forget to give us $1.
Exactly. You should be. Where did this article order? This post-offer? Perfect. All right, so uh, sing it up, please. And don't forget to give us a dollar.
Exactly. You should wait. Where did this article order this post? I found it on a separate that troll stumber. Oh, so we should change this post.
Just rewrite it and make it about dwarfs and midgets.
You know, I do worse, that worst dollar is 112 cents to a white man's dollar and a
midget. And then like an elf. What's the smallest? What's the smallest little person?
What do they call? Uh, I don't know what like to work with their dwarfs midgets elves how its nomes. Yeah, no like a yard knows dollar
I got a dollar is like two hours of it. He says you know compared to my big fucking e-books
How do we get the comparing digits the yard known from this?
Why do you gotta stop it? Why do you gotta be real and then we run to something here?
I'm just trying to figure out the transition. I just I want to be able to replicate this time. I got I got all right
So if I identify as a yard no, yes, I know
my money was more
Yes, I'm a long jockey. There he is beating that dead horse
Holy shit, it just goes and I I wanted to try to figure out how am I gonna show the audience that these guys just go on and on and on and on with a
Bad premise and I spent it up over two times faster.
And it was still over 90 seconds of listening to that guy,
but I apologize.
I just fed it up.
I don't mean.
So this is what this show is.
Well, yeah, what I'm concerned,
we had two weeks, like,
because you mentioned this, you know,
the last time you had the new show,
and then you we did Snatch that we even between.
And then Joe had his big birthday weekend
and everything was on hold.
How was the bills game?
So we had a lot of, it was great.
So we had a lot of time to kind of sit with this.
I was trying to figure out which way,
because obviously itself aware,
they know these things, they know.
They asked us to review their show,
which changes things, right?
And they don't, it changes things.
It changes how we look at it,
because they're saying, we know we do all these things wrong.
Yeah.
Give it your best shot.
Right.
Right.
And so I'm thinking of that the back of my head.
Like, okay.
Right.
So what I didn't want to do is be like, come on and be like, it's not funny.
You're not funny.
It's not fucking funny.
And I'm not going to do that.
But our audience needs to know what we're fucking dealing with here.
Right?
So my four and five, just go play four and five back to back.
This is what we're dealing with.
And before you do it, I want to say,
somebody like Brian Tramble on shooting the shiznit,
he loves this show.
Yeah, there's people that like this show.
There's people who like this show.
There's people that like this show.
So, and this is what they like.
Which is why I prefaced this whole thing
with the Comtown argument.
There are people who like these shows
that are shitty on purpose,
and I can't figure it out.
Here you go, Jeff.
So our show is funny.
We know that.
Sure.
We get told that constantly.
There's very few people that don't think it's funny,
except for the faggot to don't like it.
What he should have done is paid him
himself a black face and shot himself.
I'm sure the only reason he wanted to read that was for that punch line up. You know, I, I think I
actually skimmed the story when I first picked it up, but I knew where I was gonna go with it.
I gotta pause this real quick. You realize that you're taking all of my clips that I want. I have
comments on and you just pre putting them all into a master clip
And I can't fucking comment on
Welcome to find the type one of things answer 17 more things that go
Fuck you Joe. Alright, I'm trying to ruin your
You are your fucking
Oh, I'm gonna keep it. We got on the elevator
We got on the fucking elevator in there. Oh fuck. Oh my alright. Let's just keep Let's just keep it going Joe's fucking rooting everything I got in store. Here we go. It was a security guy
And he had it. I was gonna take this all out and pull it anyway
piss in
And I like kind of leaned over
Like I was gonna whisper something to him, but I said it out loud. I said hey
What where can I get one of them fucking earpiece is I want to let one listen in to this fucking chatter?
But I said it like I was whispering Where can I get one of them fucking earpieces? I want to listen to this fucking chatter.
But I said it like I was whispering.
He looked at me like I'm fucking insane.
The whole elevator's like, what the fuck is wrong with this guy?
Yeah.
All right. Now track five as requested.
What's this?
That I think you taught me that that means that you're a male who identifies as a male.
Yes.
Or a female who identifies as a female.
Which means which is a normal person.
Which means normal, yes.
Alright.
Joe, I don't know where you're trying to accomplish with that.
So many things unpack from those clips.
Yeah, but my point with it is just like,
this is the perspective.
This is where these guys are coming from.
And they shit on social justice warriors.
And I'm sure we'll be labeled as cucked out lib tards
or whatever.
I don't know.
I don't know about that.
Well, compared to these two.
But I think it's important when we're talking about this,
because what I didn't want to do is be like,
this shit's not funny, even though that might be how I feel.
But I think it's important to understand
that this is their type of humor.
Well, I agree with you.
I also did not want to come on here and just say,
you guys are laughing at jokes and aren't funny.
You're not that funny.
I mean, we're not funny.
So I totally get that. that however my soundboard is hilarious
So I took the clip where they talk about how they're really funny. Yeah, and I don't have any opinions on it
But my soundboard does all right, so this is gonna sound like I'm patting us on the back or whatever but okay, so our show is
Funny we know
That
People that don't think it's Funny we know what excuse me hold that constant
Don't think it's okay
I was shocked when they went because they're they try to be self-deprecating yeah all time. Yeah, like oh, it sounds like shit.
Ah, that wasn't, what are we doing?
Why are we talking about this?
And at the very end, they get real and they go,
no listen, our show is actually really fun.
Yeah, people love it.
I wanna have later.
What's, where is this coming from?
That's so bizarre.
And it was all to set up this premise
that they have low self-esteem, which was also bizarre.
I'm not hearing any low self-esteem
coming out of these guys, right and so
Let me see you do you want to shut out anymore my clips while you're here. What else?
What else can I play that just ruins all my promises? So the other thing the other so we're talking about
How they're very aware of this right yes, so
Play my number six now. All right. I don't know. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care
I don't give a shit. I could careless. I don't give a fuck. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care
I don't give a shit. I don't care. I don't give a fuck. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care
I don't care. I don't give a fuck. Oh, that is a well done compilation there, job. You know that people don't care when they're screaming.
I don't care.
Well, okay, so this actually comes back to, we haven't even talked about the show format yet.
Right.
The show format is they have a list of things they want to talk about, and it's probably
a dozen, maybe 15 things, because if you go into each show notes area, they list all
the top.
Oh my God. that was gorgeous for me
because as we were watching it,
and I'm like, I'm like,
I'm like, we've seen four minutes in
and I'm looking at the fucking list,
I'm like, I gotta listen to all this shit.
So, so the format is, they're gonna talk about this
and they're gonna talk about that and how about that.
And it's hard to get into as a listener
when the topic they're talking about on purpose is something they don't give a
shit about. It makes zero sense to me. Right, right. It's just like when I was talking about everyone has
a podcast and you and I were sitting here and you were saying how all big coins interesting, but
they don't know nothing about it. So why are we talking about it with these guys? The other
problem with that is that they've discussed these topics and nausea on other, on previous episodes. So they're just going
over. And so, okay, so the other thing that, that we have to tell our listeners, is that
the original premise of their show was that one of them would take the opposing side.
And now they've gotten fucking so bored of that, or they, they always have the same opinion,
then now they just agree with each other.
When an hour and a half.
When I read the description of the show,
the description was something along the lines
of paraphrasing, we talk about topics
and each of us has a different opinion on it
and you have to choose who is right,
which sounds like an interesting podcast.
You could do that and it would be fun for the listener.
They don't do that at all, just like you said.
They're like, this guy's an idiot. Yeah sure is all right moving on next thing
Okay, so play my clip three all right
I
Just really really like to argue
You know what I mean? Do you like chocolate ice cream fuck you fucking chocolate ice cream is the worst ice cream I ever had
That is not an argument. Can you tell if that's Anthony or Doug. I couldn't tell these two guys at the time.
That's Anthony.
I wanted to know which one was which.
That was Anthony?
Yeah, that's Anthony's the one who's coughing himself to death.
Right, I did know that.
And Doug's shading himself to death.
Oh, Doug was the shitter.
I thought that the coffer and the shitter was the same person.
This is the lost I am, right?
This is the multiple times.
No, one has a long infection,
the other one has a bowel infection.
Gotcha, okay. But so Carl, yes. What's your favorite band? My favorite band is either
the Beatles or we're fucking band. We're fucking band. I have a fair enough. We're not
going to make an argument. That's an argument. We're not sensitive. I give it. The Beatles
didn't write one good song. What are you talking about? Go fuck yourself, right? Exactly. An argument consists of facts and counterpoints and a discussion just screaming
you're wrong.
All right.
A fucking argument.
So getting back to their show format, one of the topics that was part of the show
that we listened to, here is the setup for it.
So I found this.
I just thought it was interesting.
It was a post.
I'm gonna read it, it says,
are there actual cis people
who are only attracted to cis people
of the opposite, opposite, and quotes gender,
or are they just conditioned to think that way
with three question marks?
cis boys who are only attracted to sis girls,
why, what is the opposite gender in quotes?
I cannot believe how people are actually sis and straight.
How is heterosexuality real?
Okay, so this is something that he reads from somewhere.
Who knows, you know, who the person who wrote that is
or what the store says?
It's a tweeter, whatever.
It's a troll.
Yeah. It's obviously noteter, what I'm saying. It's a troll.
Yeah.
It's obviously not to be taken seriously.
Right.
The person's questioning heterosexuality, the only reason why any species exists, and they're
like, this guy's a fucking idiot.
Then they don't think get it.
And so this is then responding to that nonsensical thing that was obviously a joke.
And here's them for the first time, not trying to make jokes, but getting real.
Because people are attracted to who they're attracted to.
So shut the fuck up!
Right, this,
brilliant.
That's insane, I'm sorry, I didn't die to my drop.
So, honestly, why all of a sudden,
they're laughing at everything they say, and then they play this nonsense, or they read this nonsensical post.
And all of a sudden, they're trying to explain to this dummy.
Yeah.
That it's okay if a guy's trying to do a woman, what's wrong with you?
Really guys, you're that fucking dumb?
After all of this, and that's like an hour in, this is how dumb you guys are.
Let's see the show. Well, they do the one with the white guy who wants dreads
or whatever it is.
Like originally, and they specifically got what we need
content in this is it, right?
So they're like, it's like the first thing I want.
The guy writes in and says, and I don't know if he's
writing to them, it seems like he is,
which is, I know that.
I would want their opinion.
I don't know.
But the guy writes in and says, I want to get dreads.
What do you guys think I should do?
And I think it's Doug or...
Who cares?
Dan Thoney, who says,
what do you think I'm gonna email you back?
I'm gonna talk him out of my show
because we gotta find shit to talk about.
I got more important things to do.
Like cough and do death silence for an hour and a half.
We've said this before,
your podcast does not have to be an hour and a half.
It doesn't have to be an hour.
It doesn't have to be fucking anything more than good content.
Right.
So just cut it down.
I mean, I don't know.
We talked about how they laugh a lot of these other jokes, and they're self aware of that.
They even mentioned that in the tweet that was gearing up for us doing their show.
And you know me, Joe, I put you out of these compilation clips.
You're like, oh, here's the guys laughing for fucking 97 seconds.
And it's boring.
I'm trying to get better.
I'm trying to approve myself.
Apparently people on iTunes don't think we're very good at podcasting.
So here I am, take it to the next level.
Here is my laugh compilation.
This is all just
these assholes laughing at themselves and each other. I'm a tear, so I'm a tear.
You're my face, you're my face.
You're my face, so I'm a tear.
You're my face, so I Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Alright, so that's just laughing at each other and it's anything they say.
They just crack off.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, so I don't know.
Like I've got a couple more compilations here, but I don't like do we have to explain more
that these people don't give a shit about their own show?
How about this ISO that I took?
What are you talking about?
What the hell are they talking about?
Last week we didn't do a show but I decided to re-broadcast,
snatch that weave one of the classic WATPs and I did a mash-up of my favorite ISO from that show
and the ISO from this show it sounds like this. What the hell are they talking about?
Lydia talking about. What the hell are they talking about. Lady I'm talking about. I love, she's eating. What the hell are they talking about?
Lady I'm talking about.
What is anyone talking about?
I'm so lost to confuse.
One of the things that these guys do
that's their angle or their stick
is just being the opposite of PC
and then that's automatically just funny.
So this is from the latest episode that I listen to.
This is the kind of thing that they do
that is just so outrageous that you're gonna laugh. I was talking to somebody about something
feminism and his response was, should it never game the right to vote, we fucked up there!
Alright, that's fucking horrible. And the show has reached a new low.
That's fucking horrible. And the show has reached a new low.
Yeah, hilarious.
Good one.
Well, yeah, they don't care about people who are different, but that's okay, because they really don't care about the quality of their own show, Carl.
And that's eight number eight.
Number eight.
Eight's been played, man.
No, it's gone. It's off the board.
It's been played, Carl, you fucking me up. the board. It's been played. Kyle you fucking me up. Okay number nine. All right number nine of this
Are you there? Yep, we guys started such a stupid
What the fuck is this shit? All right, here we go
Come and at you. Hold on.
Ha ha ha ha.
Oh god, damn it.
Alright, I'm doing, I'm doing a take-to on this.
One o'clock in the morning you wake up, you go to the bathroom.
Uh-huh. And...
God damn it.
Fuck, why can't I have a fucking mixer?
Ha ha ha. it all this fuck!
Mother fucker.
What do you think that that's acceptable?
These are the hard questions, man. Okay, all right, so I guess we'll just start the show then. Yeah, that's all
real audio from the show. It's just fucking lazy guys. Come on. I mean, cut, get at it the shit out.
I mean, I don't know. Your brother and I were talking about this a couple of weeks ago
and we did the show together.
It's this thing where it's funny because it's so not funny
is what they're trying for.
But you have to earn that.
If you can be really funny and then be lazy and have dead air
and then have that be funny,
there's people who have earned that.
Like, hoping Anthony did that.
That can be really funny when Howard used to play
Arty Lang sleeping because he was a heroin addict.
Right.
He was just snoring on the show.
Yeah.
It was funny because Arty Lang's an amazing comedian, right?
And a brilliant improv comedian.
These guys have no jokes, no format.
And then they're like not making, you know, talking off Mike
and leaving out a dead air. Yeah. But again, talking off my, can glue me out of that air.
Yeah.
But again, maybe it's brilliant.
Maybe I'm an idiot.
Come tell it's amazing.
I can't know.
You trashed one of my clips.
I just went to that one and illustrated my point.
I mean, that's how much of this is in there.
Oh, shit.
Do you have something I just talked about?
No, no, no.
I'm just saying, you know, you said that eight was off your board.
Oh, yeah.
And I'm like, okay, just go to nine because I
Appalachian's right how the show's terrible. Yeah, it's not hard to find something to look too far for it
Joe I'm gonna play a clip for you and I'm gonna react to this
I need you to watch my face to understand the reaction so that our listeners understand how I'm reacting to it.
I'm an obnoxious drunk.
Carl is awed struck.
You don't say.
You don't say.
I never would have guessed that.
Yeah.
I think you're an obnoxious sober person, too, by the way.
That's not just having to be when you're drunk. So,
I do have a lot of, you have much left, Carl? I have a few more clips. I got a couple. I would say,
we've gone through all of my criticisms of the show for the most. I see crossing things out
from your notes. Right. And so all of that said, then the final nail on the coffin is where they lose all credibility
in my opinion, which is number 11.
Have you ever heard anything good about heroin?
I want to know why people would do heroin.
Carl, why do people do heroin?
Because it's fucking amazing.
Because it makes you feel like you could fly through a building like fucking Superman.
That's a dumb question.
Yeah, that's a dumb question.
I've lost, and why do people do heroin?
Cause drugs are awesome.
Drugs are amazing.
We all know that.
So don't you think it's easy for us to say?
So, I've got to go to the grocery store.
I've got to go to the grocery store.
I've got to go to the grocery store.
I've got to go to the grocery store.
I've got to go to the grocery store.
I've got to go to the grocery store.
I've got to go to the grocery store.
I've got to go to the grocery store.
I've got to go to the grocery store.
I've got to go to the grocery store.
I've got to go to the grocery store.
I've got to go to the grocery store. I've got to go to the grocery store. I've got to go to the grocery store. I've got to go to the grocery store. I've got to go to the grocery store. on here where it's again, they're setting up another one of their topics that they're
going to talk about, okay?
And remember, there's over the top laughter at every single thing that anyone says.
To the point where, and I hope we're not shooting on one of your clips, the guy talks about
how we try to commit suicide once, and the other guy starts laughing, and he's like, oh,
sorry, I should have laughed at that.
It was like, okay.
But this guy reads this headline, expecting boisterous laughter and
listen to the reaction. So I got an article here, if you're ready. Go ahead, go ahead,
go ahead, go ahead, police. Police had to cut their interrogation short after a suspect
refused to stop farting. That happens a lot.
That's a thought.
Then they have the fucking balls at the end of the show
to tell you how funny their show is and how they know it.
All right, I'm stopping the shit.
That was funny.
That's literally their side off.
That was funny.
That was funny.
Wow, man.
We just did an amazing show together.
That was funny.
They tell all these stories and then even the two of them,
they're laughing at the wrong times.
It was like Anthony tells that story about in the elevator
to then dead fucking silence.
All right, let me just remind you of that clip.
Anthony goes to Nashville and goes to Ellen Jackson.
Is it Ellen Jackson?
Yeah, it is.
Ellen Jackson's bar.
Yeah.
And this is the story that he tells.
We got on the elevator. We got on the fucking elevator and there was a security guy. And he had
an earpiece in. And I, I, I kind of leaned over. Like I was going to whisper something to him,
but I said it out loud. I said, Hey, what, where can I get one of them fucking earpieces? I want
to listen to this fucking chatter.
But I said it like I was whispering. He looked at me like I'm fucking insane.
The whole elevator's like, what the fuck is wrong with this guy?
Ha ha ha.
What a story, Mark.
Tommy.
That is not a good story.
It's a terrible anecdote.
It wasn't funny when he did it.
It really wasn't funny.
And when he retold it, it's a,
it's a yeah, head to be there.
And if you were there,
if you were there, obviously no one enjoyed it.
But he talks about how he went to Nashville.
He's like, oh, what happened in Nashville?
An interesting person would have a story or two
that would be interesting to tell.
His whole thing was, we went to this bar
and I got really drunk and it was a lot of fun.
Okay, you're a fucking boring person.
Doug does call him out on that too though,
or he's just like, it's rare that you have a story,
so let's hear it.
I mean, they do-
Obviously, at least once a month.
Once again, we're very aware that it's not funny at all.
Yes.
But, yeah, I don't know.
You mentioned this already, so go ahead play 12 all right
I could I could probably tell a whole 15-minute story about me
The day I was gonna kill myself, but I'd rather not right now. We can save that and it's not because I don't want to share
It's just because I got a shit again
This is where I was actually intrigued. I'm like I want to hear that story
I don't know these people a lot of people wanted to kill themselves or tried to kill themselves.
I can't be bothered with every fucking story about it.
But it's after an hour and a half of listening to this shit.
He's just like, oh, I'd love to tell you this story about when I tried to kill myself.
I'm like, oh, I'd love to hear that. Oh, but I'm not going to do it.
Yeah. Because I have to take a shit.
Thanks a lot, fucking asshole. Like the what? You, you peak my curiosity and then fucking yank and I'm not coming back.
I'm not going to tune in because you're not going to tell it next week either.
That's right people. I don't put these in a post. This is this just happening on the fly.
It's how amazing curl ass burgers is on WATP. Well, that's what Doug was trying to get that fucking
honest man clip go in with who he's fucking yelling
about having the mixer.
I have that too.
So they have this guy.
Honest man is the music.
I guess they play someone's music
at every episode, right?
I guess.
They get into the show to promote artists and things.
So this guy does a promo for them.
He does a promo read like,
hey, I'm honest man,
and you are listening to Whose Right Podcast.
So one of the guys decides,
hey, what if you guys had a conversation
with this drop that I have?
It's a half a sentence.
And of course, nothing good's gonna come of it.
This is what happens.
Hello, he doesn't sound honest.
I'm the honest man.
Hey, try to have a conversation with him. Ready?
Hello.
Hey, how you doing?
I'm Anthony.
I forget it, fuck that.
That's going nowhere.
Epic sale.
Yeah.
Of course, that's going nowhere.
You have a half a sentence.
Like, I got a good idea.
Here's a gag. What do you have a conversation with this hey, I got a good idea. Here's a gag.
What do you have a conversation with this drop
that I have over here?
Let's see what happens.
I wouldn't listen to any of this, don't hold shit.
So one of the things that you played earlier
in one of your compilations, this stole much of my thunder,
was this blackface joke.
And let me just play the joke for you first
and the huge reaction it gets.
What he should have done is painting himself in black face and shot himself.
Alright, so this is what happens and I've talked about this in the past on WATP.
My most prominent example that I like to bring up
is a local radio show called the Brother Wee Show
here in Rochester, New York.
Very popular show, but on the air for 35 years,
probably made in 40.
What Brother Wee's does that's infuriating,
and I haven't listened to a show in a couple of decades,
but it's infuriating that if someone does have a funny joke,
he has to stretch it out and not just like move on like, all right, good, we got a good laugh,
let's keep going, let's assume we're going to be more funny jokes to come. This guy has this setup
and then, you know, the premise and then the punchline and then there's a big laugh. And then they
have to over explain how he got this joke prepared
and was ready to deliver it.
And here's the explanation.
That was a long punchline.
And I'm sure the only reason you wanted to read that
was for that punchline, huh?
You know, I think I actually skimmed the story
when I first picked it up, but I knew where I was gonna go
with it.
Oh my god. Wow, I can't hear
him petting himself on the back hard enough. I knew I was gonna be super racist with it.
Oh my gosh, I read the headline and I was just like, I got 17 jokes for this fucking
a while. Let's bring it to the show. Oh shit, these people. No, I will will say you know me Carl like I
Don't like I don't I like to give a little positive feedback I love with the negative. I don't like to just shit all over everything
That's true
And and I only played that I was gonna try and avoid like just the
Political like they try to tackle these very serious topics. I wasn't even going to get into those serious topics.
No, I just, we don't do that in W.A.
To get away from it.
Nobody cares about what we think about those topics.
Why would that?
And remember to think about Nendu Traudy-Layer.
Yeah, yeah, and we're criticizing these guys for giving a shit about it.
But what I will say about that, you know, that comes off like, like very racist.
He was making a joke.
He was, they give the right advice to people who write in.
But oftentimes, the advice that they were giving to people was correct, not hateful.
For example, the person who wanted drugs was concerned.
How are people going to judge me?
And the advice was, who gives a shit?
Do what makes you happy, which is exactly the right advice.
If it makes you happy, why do you care?
People are gonna talk shit about you either way.
Just like we're talking shit about people.
Who gives a shit.
We make fun of other podcasts.
Our podcast isn't very good.
So why would a podcast care that we make fun of their podcast?
Everyone has a podcast.
But yeah, I agree with you. These guys actually have good opinions about the topics That's caring that we make fun of their podcasts. Everyone has a podcast. Boom!
So yeah, I agree with you.
These guys actually have good opinions
about the topics that they cover.
You gave me two weeks to pick and choose clips
to make these guys look like an asshole.
Right.
And we've spent this last hour trying to make them look
like fucking idiots.
Four of them are not.
I'll leave it up to the listener.
All right.
But the good news is Carl, my number 13. Number 13. That's still on the board. Joe here you go white people are not all the same
So I'm not the same as these guys learn that's the same as me, you know, we're not all the same not all the same. That's that's
sound advice
I don't have very much else that's. That's that's really all I got
Carly. You said some one-star reviews. That's my fucking favorite. That's what that's your favorite
thing. All right. Well then let's get into it. I think that's next on my list. Let's read some one-star
reviews from iTunes. Back on December 6th. We had Hungry Joe 12 and he's got a he's got a long one. So bear with me here. He says I tried to like it.
Oh, this is a two-star review. All right. Well, hey, that's not bad. Actually,
statistically, get it.
Let's watch stars.
All right. So this guy says a
friend of mine told me about this show and said I should give it a shot.
I was in the three episodes to give it a a fair go but could not make myself like it.
The concept of the show is great and I expected to get a good laugh.
Unfortunately, I did not.
I'm not sure which was worse.
The over the top rage guy or the awful sound drops they used to fill for content.
In the 3 shows I listened to, I heard the same insults over and over again,
and I wondered if maybe their time wouldn't be better used
doing something else.
Eh, it was worth a go, I guess,
and maybe someone else will take this concept
and do something with it.
All right.
I'm gonna sue them if they do.
I have to say that Hungry Joe 12,
I'm gonna call bullshit on this.
And that whole thing where he says the same insult, you're an asshole.
Okay. No, seriously though.
This guy explains that a friend turned him onto our show.
Like he tried to listen to three episodes.
He listened to three episodes.
He talks about an over the top rage guy.
I don't know if that's me or Frosur or, I don't know,
there's a lot of different people
who could be the over-the-top rage guy.
I'm thinking it's you.
You think it's me, all right, fair enough.
There's no way that somebody would listen to a podcast,
try to like it because someone turned them on to it,
and then spend the time to write out this long,
reasoned review on iTunes about how it sucks.
How is that a good use of anyone's time?
Joe, I've never given a podcast at one set of you on iTunes.
Have you?
No.
Why would you?
I wouldn't even bother.
Why would you even bother?
You don't like it?
I just don't want to do it.
I admit it.
I turn it off and never go back.
I certainly don't go right to review.
I don't understand the reason why you'd be like, I need to shit on this podcast
and make sure nobody else discovers it.
This is someone who hosts a podcast
that we should not.
And they're trying to make it seem like,
I almost knew a bunch of episodes,
I was very objective about it.
Bullshit.
There's no way you would get to this point
where you're writing this review.
So I just call Shanann again on this whole thing.
Next one.
We have from December 6th
again. We have a one-star review from AutoBitJetFire and it says this would be better if the hosts weren't
bitter about the podcast. They don't like being way more successful. That's probably true. All right,
next one. This is from December 8th. This is another one star review. And this one says, BS is the title.
And it says, I hate these millennials that think aggregating is some sort of art form
makes something for yourself instead of profiting off of other people's work.
Alright, this is an amazing review for two reasons.
Alright, first off, Moenials.
We're obviously not Moenials.
Moenials are triggered all over the place by our show.
This is the anti-moenial show.
We're douchebags.
Yeah.
We're not Moenials.
Yeah.
Let's get that out of the way.
Make something for yourself instead of profit off
of other people's work.
Joe.
Kyle, you know how long I spent?
I'm rolling at the dough over here
I mean you guys heard us talking about Casper mattress earlier and obviously our patreon that we're always promoting you're
Providing I fucking make no money on this and wasting my goddamn time with it my time's actually valuable
You know how he's fucking assholes. He's fucking takes don't know how long it takes to put together these fucking supercods carl
They take a walk down make something. Yeah, I'll show you a fucking something to make.
Uh, fucking love that.
I thought that was fun.
So, Joe, a couple of weeks ago, again, your brother was on the show.
We were reviewing Dr. Game Show.
And I made up my own game for the VATP.
Okay.
Do you remember this?
Yeah, I'm gonna lose.
Okay.
So, I want to play that game again.
This might be a reoccurring bit.
Okay.
The game is simple, people.
I throw out the name of a band,
and then my co-host has to tell me
my least favorite song ever recorded by that band.
Okay, yeah.
I remember it, yeah.
Yeah, I remember that.
All right.
So, you know, you might remember the last week
we had Starship, and we had Thin Lizzy,
and you know, a bunch of different bands
This week Joe I'm gonna start off with the 1985 Chicago Bears
The least fake you're least favorite at least they were sog by the 1985 Chicago Bears, you know what this super bowl shuffle Dude 1980s were fucking a crazy time. That was a legit song that was being played non-stop all over the place.
You and I were both alive at this time.
I can't imagine someone who was born in the 90s, who's now an adult, to go back and hear what happened in the age of like, what was going on back then?
I have no explanation for it.
I don't know either.
I fucking liked that song when I was a Terry was rapping. You loved it. Holy shit
Jim McMahon was the quarterback. Yeah, all right. We're talking about the 1985 Chicago Bears a team known for defense
And I will tell you that Jim McMahon has no business
Rapping in a song that charted it was out out the radio
Who the fuck wrote those lyrics I
Motivate the cats I like to tease and He fucking ripping towels at their butt cheeks like a
Holy shit, he talks about how he throws the pill
Right dude, he got a strong runny game and a good defense cab down about yourself the low point of Walter fattens career
Oh my god, I mean I could have taken any one of the team members
rap parts. It's it's the worst fucking piece of garbage ever. There's better songs on the
Ferris Bueller soundtrack to that song that's saying something. It's fucking garbage.
All right, that was fun. I don't have any other bands. Oh, no, it's a bad one. I won the game.
You win the game better than your brother. All right, I promise I would talk about any other bads. Oh, no, it's a bad. So I won the game. You win the game, you're better than your brother at it.
All right, I promise I would talk about net neutrality.
It's a non-issue and people should get over it.
Net neutrality was never put into law.
There was never anything that happened.
And the fact that it no longer exists
means nothing will change.
So we'll still be able to listen to who are these packets.
Yes, could you imagine if your internet service provider tomorrow said
I actually heard this from people at work
It's insane to me. They're like well, they could just start charging by the Google search
$1.99 for every Google search
Do you not understand how fucking business works at all what business model would make sense in? Let's piss off all of our customers
and make sure they stop using our service.
Hey, guys, that neutrality fucking nonsense is ridiculous.
They say, okay, they're gonna favor their own companies
and let that go through.
I used to have Time Warner cable.
I don't anymore, thank God.
Time Warner owns cable stations.
Right.
They didn't only provide those cable stations
because then nobody would fucking subscribe the time Warner
That's how that's how it works. We have choices you've dollar votes are fucking people that idiotic
They think that all of a sudden all the ISPs are gonna be like we're gonna fuck over
Every wanted ruin the internet meet
Skat porn Carl. I'm not gonna be able to jerk off the skat porn anymore
Wow, you better be able to jerk off the scalp porn anymore. Wow, you better be able to jerk off the scalp porn because that is freedom of speech
Men shooting another men is freedom of soul
So Joe we talked about a lot we talked about who's right?
The podcast remember that you know, that was a big part of what we did.
We talked about our recent reviews on items.
People don't like WATP very much, apparently.
We played my favorite new game,
guess what I at least shared with somebody once.
I won the game.
You did very well at that.
And we even talked about that new charity.
Right, right, part of the show?
How topical. That was interesting, right?
We don't usually get very political.
Calmed the public.
We've kind of the public down.
It's okay, guys.
Nothing has changed.
It's the same as it's always been.
Get your skateboarder.
Absolutely nothing has changed.
So you know what that means, Joe?
I do.
It's time for...
Long time.
Long time.
Long time.
Long time.
Long time.
Long time. Long time. Long time. Long time. Long time. That's right, it's the part of the show where I over explain what we're gonna be doing, and I won't this week because we're already way over.
But we're gonna play a clip from the podcast that we'll be reviewing next week, and we call it next week's Teas because...
It's going to be next week's show that we review right
But we call it a teas because I don't know I guess you look excited it teases them
It's just like Jim McMahon. He likes to tease he aims to please
He throws the pill he throws the pill this is next week's pill throw egg the pill throw
All right, so here's a clip from the show that we'll be reviewing next week.
I find the very idea of a walk-in clinic to be absolutely disconcerting.
For starters, they're usually located in some half-ass strip mall.
Maybe I'm just overly sensitive or I don't know, just too old-fashioned, but I just don't
like the idea of receiving a physical examination within
the same proximity of a place that will rotate my tires.
What's more, this particular clinic was once a Hollywood video store.
You can still see the faint outline of the logo on the exterior, and although I am sure
the place has since been gutted and disinfected, I can't quite
shake the image of this year's flu vaccinations being stored next to a stack of unwatched
Garfield DVDs.
Alright, this is a show that's called the writable rant.
That sounds like a robot telling me a story.
I think she might be reading a script. This is what computers will
sound like when they gain consciousness and start creating content. All right. So
here is a podcast called The Rightable Rant and the reason why we're going to be
reviewing it is because David the producer reached out directly through Twitter
and said this, Hey, found your podcast through a few friends, Emily Prokop,
and Doug from Who's Right?
I think it's a circle.
I produce the unrightable rant and would like you to consider our show
to kick the shit out of, I mean review.
We have two types of episodes.
Some are the host, Juliet, telling stories,
and others are celebrity interviews with people like Jim Norton,
Anthony Cumia, Nick DePolo, etc. Thanks for considering us. So obviously that picked my interest. He mentioned
a bunch of names that I'm huge fans of, Jim Norton, Anthony Cumia. So there's two different
versions of this show. I assume we'll be reviewing both versions of it. And as boring as that row body clip sounded,
I have a feeling that it's gonna be a fun show to review.
I feel like we're falling into a rabbit hole
of being the fucking talk, the fucking,
we're being used to promote other people's shitty podcasts.
We're in the, they're reaching out.
We're in a Twitter sphere weird thing that's happening
where all these podcasts are buddies with each other
and they're like, hey, if we all listen to each other's
podcasts, then we'll all have listeners.
Okay, I guess.
Yeah, you're right, Joe.
We should on it or not.
I think we should review the shizz knit
with Brian Tramble.
We should shoot in the shizz knit.
All right, co-host, Joe, I suggested shooting the shizz knit. Don't worry, Ihost Jellis suggested shooting the shizzet.
I don't where I'll go into post and like put a whole clip from that show in here and then we'll talk about it He sounds like that. That internship you text a few minutes ago and said you two guys have the more
What prevails that anyone they know? Oh my gosh, I didn't have to go into post you still hang on the soundboard
I just played what was that fucking obnoxious noise that was going on
Someone clicking a pen while they're broadcasting. It's terrible. Oh my god
I know our show quality sound quality is not the best but holy Christ
I try not to just fucking obnoxiously annoy people
I will say that Brian sounded like a fucking the sweetest man ever, but I'm sure he's a sweetheart
All right, Joe. Well hey, listen, man,
this was a lot of fun, we were really funny.
Oh yeah, we're good.
You and I are hilarious and we're very funny,
white, man.
People tell us all the time how funny we are.
Not the people that I do, or Twitter or anywhere else,
but you know, these private messages,
again, everyone says that we're amazing.
Just believe it.
We tell each other.
So please, join us again next week
because it might be the episode where we find out
what's it for all who are these podcasts?
Sleep well every pony I'm sorry, I'm supposed to get in the car.
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