Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep04 - The Kongversation

Episode Date: March 5, 2016

Kevin and Karl review The Kongversation, Episode 406, titled "Young Conker Rumors". Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hello and welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts. I'm Kevin and I'm Carl. Anyway, listen to podcasts that you don't have to. On today's show we'll be analyzing and reviewing a podcast called The Conversation. Episode number 406 titled Young Conquer Rumors. As always we've both listened to the show separately. We have not discussed it beforehand with each other. So without further ado, let's find out once and for all who are these podcasts. It's show time. I W.I.T.B. Thanks for joining us. W-A-T-P. It's 20 minutes past the hour. It actually is 20 minutes past the hour. That's the beautiful part of what you just said. I'm a professional. Fuck. to be I need to become a professional
Starting point is 00:01:28 We listen to a podcast called the conversation This is a podcast that's all about the Donkey Kong universe Yeah, it is and as you mentioned in the in the intro there This was episode number 460-something. Well, it's season four episode six. I think that's how they do the, it's 406 meaning, yeah, season four episode six. But regardless, there's four fucking seasons of this,
Starting point is 00:01:59 meaning I'm assuming 12 episodes per season, if that's how they do it. Well, no, no, no, no, no, no, this isn't a no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no do with this show. Oh my god. This is unbelievable. And I do want to get right and do it because the clip, I know you got a lot of clips, I have a bunch of clips, they're really funny, but I was looking on their website where they have their forum. Yeah. Within the Donkey Kong discussion, there are 2,333 topics that consist of over 76,000 replies. Holy shit. I had no idea this was going on. I can't. This is up news to me.
Starting point is 00:02:50 I barely know of the existence of these games, but that means that there's communities of fucking people who are like following every little nuance and whatever with these fucking characters. I I Completely any game that they talked about. I'm this show. I was totally lost me. Well me too Yeah, and I don't know if it's because I got to assume these guys are both like I don't know and they're late 20s Sterling 30s. I mean they're referencing64, which I guess you could still play now,
Starting point is 00:03:26 but I can't really gauge how all these guys are. I have no idea what they were talking about. I have no idea what their age is. I actually broke Google at one point trying to figure out what the fuck they were talking about. So my apologies to Eric Schmidt. Don't you mean alphabet? I broke alphabet.
Starting point is 00:03:51 So we should probably start playing some clips. Okay. Because people need to know what we just subjected ourselves to. Yeah. Do you have a clip? We always like to start the show by playing a short clip that we think summarizes the entire episode. So do you have a clip that you wanna share? Yeah, I do.
Starting point is 00:04:08 This is just one of the many clips that came out of here that really sum up the mentality of what the show is about, like who they're catering to. Okay. And I kind of fan-wanked that Donkey Kong is more aggressive in that game because he was pissed off that Kongs were staging the coup d'etat. So you've already hit on something that you know I talked to I was googling everything I did not know the word fanwank. Well I didn't either and I actually clip that a couple times because I'm like well that should have been the name of
Starting point is 00:04:46 the fucking the show well I think they're so used to fanwink they just use that as if it's everyone uses that word I've never heard of that no I haven't either and I think it's actually a pretty good term for what they're doing I'm disappointed I've disappointed that you I'm Kevin you're a much bigger nerd than I am I thought you would know fanwank I thought right you didn't know. Oh, I thought so too. I really did. I am disappointed in my old nerdery, honestly. So can you explain to me what fanwank means?
Starting point is 00:05:15 To me, it would be like kind of like a fan circle jerk, if you will. So it's like, so. Yeah, well, I think you're right. I think it is a circle jerk. Yeah, one of the things I read on urban dictionary was that when you fan-wank something you explain away something that's ridiculous like a plot hole and you explain it away because you love it so much that you give it a break when it's poorly written or poorly executed. I think that's the way they were using it. I know, it's my brains about to explain.
Starting point is 00:05:54 Just thinking of what the hell that even refers to. But it's almost like you were a big star wars nerd. You might fan-wank Jar Jar Binks I think it's how How no see cuz I I would think like if you were a Star Wars fan and you were fan-wanking you'd be Discussing like the nuances of like the cantina bar scene or something like that would be a fan-wank because you're just I think you'd be Buchocchi Jackie, Jack, if you're a fan, when I do star, I'm gonna go with that. Oh, Jesus. Yeah. I want to, can somebody Photoshop that please? If anybody is listening, please Photoshop that.
Starting point is 00:06:35 All right, so why don't you play number five for my clips? Okay. So speaking of conquer. So okay, one. These guys are not very good at broadcasting. They're not very good at forming words and sentences. There's a lot of a lot of that going on in the show. The best part about that is when you just said that, your Skype connection was kind of well. You're like, they're not very good. Well, brocker.
Starting point is 00:07:15 So you're saying that Skype just fan-wanked my podcasting? Skype just a tea bag. I'm going to make fan-wake mean everything. So, one of the things that these guys do, now they're giant nerds. Obviously, they host a podcast called The Conversation. One of the things that they do is they make a lot of goofy voices and I'm embarrassed to play this clip because I think
Starting point is 00:07:45 if you listen back to our last episode when we are listening to Ross 4th hour, I think you and I Kevin were pulling out every goofy voice we could possibly pull out. So I'm totally making fun of myself here, but play number three, the goofy voices track. But it do not in fringe on all intellectual property hello this is I've forgotten how to speak at a normal rate whoo whoo whoo monster you're not allowed to have fun when playing Smash Brothers horror is a tabl thing you know uh five stars please
Starting point is 00:08:22 okay so A double thing, you know, five stars, please. Okay, so. No, guys, which they're both the biggest nerds. I don't know if one guy does all the goofy voices or if they go back and forth, I couldn't tell. Well, one of them is named as Hyle, H-Y-L-E. Yeah, and he's the guy who has the ancient aliens sounding voice. Oh, yeah. Yeah, so he's this guy. Yes, well, this episode, we will be discussing some rumors about a potential new
Starting point is 00:08:52 Donkey Kong universe game, a potential new Donkey Kong universe game. That guy's awesome. Yeah. And I, uh, I pulled another, uh, time where they're doing some goofy voices, but I actually thought this was a very good impression of one Hulk Hogan. I Like a continental breakfast brother. I Thought that was pretty good. That was the most depressing thing because you and I were doing that. I know Yeah, and I'm listening to these assholes again. Oh, no. Yeah, we're terrible
Starting point is 00:09:25 Yeah, and I'm listening to these assholes and gone. Oh, no, yeah, we're terrible. It's not quite as good as mine. I'm gonna just say I Shoot my own goddamn horn. I'm my my impression talent Yeah, it is interesting how there was a lot of wrestling talk in this episode We can't get away. We got to get away from these conversations about wrestling. Yeah, all right Let's go back. Play my first clip. They're asking for money within the first 90 seconds of the show.
Starting point is 00:09:51 And I do want to point out the first 9 minutes of the show, and it was close to an hour. The first 9 minutes, the only thing they did was ask for money and promote other shows that they do. Yeah, I was going to. It's not a good way to start a podcast. I was struggling through that. And granted, it didn't get better.
Starting point is 00:10:09 But that was a really terrible way to start off. No, and I wrote the same thing down. The first exactly, the first nine minutes is them pandering, you know, not pandering. But I mean, they're asking for donations to their websites so they can continue doing it. I track one. I think people will get a good understanding of what we're going on. Money is now in the picture because we want to try and bring you guys a higher quality of
Starting point is 00:10:35 entertainment bang for your buck. We want something that's actually professional. All right, my question to you, Kevin, how much money would it take to get this guy, this show, professional sounding? Well, I can tell you, you know, in the little time that I've been doing podcasting and editing in general, they don't fucking edit this podcast at all. There is an absolutely no edits going on. In fact, I have a really good example of all the lip smacks that they didn't take out. I actually compiled them into one clip, which sounds like a fucking scrillex track. Oh, sweet. Yeah, that's what's
Starting point is 00:11:16 here. All right. All right. That wasn't you doing that. That was actually from the show. Yeah, let me, let me, let me let me let me turn it up just a tiny bit. Yeah, let me let me turn it up just a tiny bit. So that was over an hour of lip smacks condensed into with the right light show and a little bit of Molly. I think I could have a lot of fun with that track. I actually have, if you look at my track seven, yeah, I call this amazing description of a video game character with lip smack because it does add with just a
Starting point is 00:11:56 perfect lip smack. Okay. And he also seemed a little bit more self aware too. And that game like he, he, he, he, little down himself, but not like, hardly depressed anymore, but he still, he was just like, yeah, I'm kind of a piece of shit, aren't I? You know, but. So what, I love to listen to that cake, because it was great, but I don't know if video games well enough. Maybe I'm, maybe I'm in the wrong here.
Starting point is 00:12:25 But is that really what's going on where you can understand the feelings of the characters? I was blown away by that whole description. Well, me too. And they talk a lot about this conquer character, which I have no fucking clue what this is. It's like a squirrel or something. I'm not real sure. It's a drunk squirrel. I don't know how it fits into the Docky Kong universe. I didn't, like I said, Google broke.
Starting point is 00:12:52 But apparently it's a drunk squirrel that's put in a couple of games in the late 90s, early 2000s. OK. Yeah, I'm assuming it's supposed to be kind of funny and has all these other kind of inside jokes and raunchy things put in there. Because they talk about dildos at one point and I don't know, they get in this dildo tangent
Starting point is 00:13:16 and whether or not Conch or has dildos in it based off of what they said. And here's the clip. And dildos. Gotta have the dildos. Forget dildos. No have the Dildos. Forget Dildos. No, forget Dildos. There's a certain way that Virgin say the word Dildo,
Starting point is 00:13:32 and it's always that. Dildos. Dildos. Dildos. They've never seen a girl with a Dildo. I mean, it's just so funny. They think it's hilarious. Dildos. The other thing that they do, I mean, it's just so funny. They think it's hilarious. They'll do.
Starting point is 00:13:45 The other thing that they do, and this is just annoying, not just here, but to me personally, when someone is speaking and they say hashtag and then follow it with something, I want to destroy that person. I, there's something, I don't know what it is about it. Well, I didn't clip those. If you have a plan. Yeah, he's got two. I clipped two of them. Here's the first guy. Hashtag I am mildly annoyed by Kevin Callahan. All right, so that's the first one. And I should say that it's a, uh, it's named hashtag do Sheree number one. Here's the second hashtag trigger warning.
Starting point is 00:14:32 And why they think that's hilarious, the hashtag thing. Now I actually wrote down a note. I'm sorry, I'm going to cut you out. No, it's questions about this. Are hashtag jokes still funny? Hashtag that was never funny? And what was my question? Yeah, it was never funny because it doesn't make any sense.
Starting point is 00:14:54 No. And I think people don't really talk. Well, people don't understand the majority of the population does not understand how a hashtag works. And then I don't know if I need to I don't need to explain it to you I know but I'm assuming the rest of our audience is smart enough to know what the fuck a hashtag is and how and I'm sure that guy knows what a hashtag is. Yeah, but I just I Think it's really funny and I I love when people use it
Starting point is 00:15:26 for a description of something well, that's not really It's main part like on Facebook or whatever and they use it and I understand Facebook recognizes hashtags now, but it's like you don't It's not I don't I The way the hashtags are used on social media. I don't have a problem with except for when they try to be the punchline, which is terrible. But you know, organized conversations and obviously I was watching the Academy Awards and laughing on all the jokes because you can follow it with the hashtag Oscars. That's fine.
Starting point is 00:16:03 I have no problem with that. But when you use it in conversate to try to make jokes and they're just not funny, jumps at all. Maybe I'm taking it a little too personally. Really, I'm amazed that these guys have the show that they have. There's obviously a lot of people like them. But I think I think track four that I clipped sums up exactly what I'm trying to just say here I felt like I was watching your revenge of the nerds at one point because I'm listening to these guys talking They're doing everything over the top with the laughing and the voices The conversation over the top with the laughing and the voices, the conversation. Yeah, it does. These guys are shot out of a goddamn cannon, and they just make a fucking hour long
Starting point is 00:16:55 hashtag filled nonsense about characters that really... Well, okay, so the best thing about this whole show is about this rumor around a new video game for this... What's his name? Conquer? Conquer, yeah. Conquer. This Conquer character.
Starting point is 00:17:15 And at a certain point, and this is pretty relatively early in the show, they pretty much admit that there's no reason to listen to the rest of the show that the whole thing is horseshit. Go ahead and play track sex. So let's operate under the assumption that this is a thing because the conceit of this episode is young conquer rumors. So let's just play into it. And you know, I mindlessly speculating, sure, why not? So they both don't think this is actually real. They think the rumor is bullshit. They have no information to share. And what their premise of the show is, this isn't real. But if it were,
Starting point is 00:18:00 let's just make up random things that could possibly be true about it complete waste of everybody's time. Yeah Well, if you look at some of the other episode titles the entire Whatever 400 goddamn episodes is a waste of time I would have I would imagine there aren't a lot of deep insights in any of these shows. I Have a clip on here. I'd love for you to play. It's called just when I thought it couldn't get nerder But gollum's are supposedly Jewish in nature, so I don't really know how they get like a Mayan temple out of it But okay, that was another weird thing on behalf of the conference pocket tails team like this is not a golem Every vagina just to ride up
Starting point is 00:18:53 There's a collective collective sucking in sound of all juices. Oh My god It's funny because I wanted him to talk more about golems and Fucking Aztec or whatever the hell you're talking about because it because then it would really remind me a lot of ancient aliens if you really Got into that more and he was like well golems are not really about They're not really about Aztec temples, but let me tell you what is about Aztec Tampels, but let me tell you what is Tijuanaaku and Tijuanaaku, when the gods came down, they brought down Conquer's
Starting point is 00:19:32 video game. And look, can we get the guy to be a guest on our show? He's not doing anything. He's probably available. We got to reach out to him. They do this fucking rich now. Now, you know, how much fucking hair product that guy uses
Starting point is 00:19:45 Now I'm actually Googling it as we talk. I want to see what this guy's name is oh It's George George. Oh something so cool us or something Dude, we got to get this guy in our show if you can't pronounce my last name it is because The aliens put that in your brain All right, he's he's from Lucerne, Switzerland, but he went to Ethica College I went to Ethica College and let me tell you a little bit about Central New York How is it that Ethica College doesn't get this taken off of his wiki pedia page would you want? Some people to do research at ethical college and see that this right this dummy went to college there yeah this is the guy who
Starting point is 00:20:30 is the expert on ancient aliens you got his education right here at ethical college i went to school there and underneath the school there is a stone tablet. And on the tablet was three hieroglyphics. Each of them said that there was a cafeteria inside the building. I didn't realize. Now who would have known this? Who would have known? Yes, exactly. Who would have known that there was chicken patties for lunch that day if it wasn't aliens that came down. And then we're going to go way off. All right. I feel like you have like 10 more clips to fly.
Starting point is 00:21:23 And this show was really gold It's it was a lot of fun. You probably should should play these clips. Yeah, I I have One here They're referring to a rapist in one of the game. I don't know what what that's about But here it is. You're essentially just as bad as the rapist in in the game So they they're talking about conquer and these little gear or cogs, there's something, I don't know what it is, but there's apparently
Starting point is 00:21:52 somebody gets raped in the game, or whatever. You have to make these cogs things go up and get abused by, and I'm like, what the, this is what I, I didn't follow this at all. That's why I didn't clip it. I had like, what the, this is what I, I didn't follow this at all. That's why I didn't clip it. I had no idea what they were talking about. Well, that's why, I mean, it was more, not that Microsoft is gonna condone rape in a game,
Starting point is 00:22:12 but I'm like, Jesus, if this was Nintendo, you're not gonna have any kind of sexual. Oh, Kevin, actually Bill Gates is very pro-rape. He's come out in seconds, lots of times. Really? Oh yeah, that's why Microsoft put this game out. It's, they're very pro rape. Yeah, you know what's funny is because these guys reminded me of Revenge of the Nerds,
Starting point is 00:22:35 I started thinking about that movie. Yeah. And it's so, that would never be made today. It's so illegal. The way they get their revenge, the revenge of the nerds is they put video cameras in the sorority house and videotape naked women without them knowing about it. Yeah, yeah, and then the main nerd
Starting point is 00:22:55 Rape's the chick at the end because he's got the mascot. She thinks he's somebody else. Yeah, the moor Yeah, yeah, that's a forgot about that. That's supposed to be like this awesome epic thing that he did. It's like, no, you just raped somebody. That's not really all that cool. Yeah, those nerds were pretty horrible people actually. Now that I, they were terrible people. Now that I really think about it, but we've got Bush.
Starting point is 00:23:19 Yeah, Bush. They may have been the first time I had actually ever seen a vagina. Was that movie? First and last, okay. I just remember it being really hairy and not really, no, I mean, as a kid, I'm like, I don't really get what the fuck is. As a kid, I was just so, I don't know, like, oh, really? That's what all the big deal is just to fucking pile a hair
Starting point is 00:23:46 And then I realize there's more to it hair That was that was a great movie when I was a little kid. Yeah, but looking back at it. It's so ridiculous I mean, I'm sure Bill Gates still thinks it's great. I first The rape culture at Microsoft. You know, everything about it. We're gonna get sued now. I don't mind talking, talking about Bill Gates.
Starting point is 00:24:09 I don't think he has the money to sue us. Nah, got it. He would never find this. It's not like it's on any digital media or anything. Or it would be easy. What does Microsoft know about the internet? Exactly. You know, internet explorer, that's what they know.
Starting point is 00:24:23 Well, we can make fun of Microsoft another time All right, what else we have here to clip or to play I have a couple ones about fanwank Which we kind of went over a little bit more here's one that I labeled deep conquer discussion. This is a real This is a real deep one It would have to take place in a very specific window if you're going to acknowledge pocket tails and or did he congrats in it all. And Mike, it's just so in depth how they're talking about how they're going to reference it and the continuity of the games was another thing
Starting point is 00:24:59 that they were getting in. So there was a part in the show and it was too convoluted to clip and listen back to, but they were talking about, there's these two games that came out, they're like three years apart, and they're speculated in what happened in the time and between those games and how Conker got along with his girlfriend, but they were bad influences on each other
Starting point is 00:25:22 and caused him to get a drinking problem. This whole discussion is insane. Yeah. Do you think there's like, do you think there's a Cuber podcast where they, Oh my God, we got, there is. That's what I want to do our next show on. Like they're just like lamenting like,
Starting point is 00:25:41 you know, all the time between Cuber games and... Well, you know, man, Cuber really was coming from a place where he's pretty depressed you know the snake was always jumping on him or he was jumping on the snake and either way he dies so he's pretty bummed about that oh my god speaking of that speaking of Cubert I I watched pixels on fucking cable the other night. Yes. It was on stars and I have stars for some reason and I watched it. I made myself watch it. You're gonna be listening to a shitty podcast. I mean watching movies. That's true. I, it was, it was, it was, it was totally terrible. I mean, I'm into all that fucking 80s arcade nostalgia. It didn't it just... Yeah, it was really really fucking bad.
Starting point is 00:26:29 I was talking to my nephew about that movie and you know, my nephew, he's... He doesn't know what's good or bad yet. You know, I try to tell him that shit sucks, but he doesn't listen to me all the time. So, he was explaining to me that pixel is actually a really good movie, but it would have been better if it wasn't Adam Sandler, which is probably a good point, but it's an Adam Sandler movie. It doesn't work that way. You can't just take the person who made the movie out. I guess, well, all right, life would be better with Adam Sandler. Take a larger point there. Yeah, it's really fun. Like, to me, the whole Adam Sandler thing is interesting because I I want that for myself. I mean, obviously I'd want, you know, fame and us made it that just includes them in every goddamn thing that they do.
Starting point is 00:27:27 You know, Rob Schneider isn't really that funny. I mean, he's, you know, I add some cool characters at SNL, but I mean, he's consistently getting work in Adam Sandler movies and he gets a paycheck, it's a steady paycheck for him. I mean, he could go off and do his other thing, but it was like just being friends with that group means you're automatically guaranteed money. And I don't know why. Adam Samher is literally fan-wanking all of these guys. It's crazy. Listen, I know you do stand-up comedy and, uh, you know, you're involved in a couple of different projects but definitely as soon as that hits I want you to drag my untamleto
Starting point is 00:28:09 to the ass along with you all on the way please. Yeah you'll be you'll play the token you know Asian guy or whatever it is you'll be the Rob Schneider of the crew. Is a toaster a stapler I think we make a sales park reference in every show probably well. I mean, how could you not it's All right I see that you have a clip called riveting tax discussion. Oh, yeah, I remember hearing them. Oh, right They got into politics for a little while and that was that was pretty douche chile yeah here we go yeah we're gonna get that tax exemption status one of these days oh wouldn't that be nice I just look
Starting point is 00:28:54 I'm doing my taxes it's I love it and just like I'm excited to get burned down on this now. All right, so real quick, my prep, and I was complaining, when I'm, Kevin and I first connected out, I was complaining to him that it's taking me longer to clip these shows that I expected to. So I try to prepare for this show like an hour before we do it. And I just can't get through the show
Starting point is 00:29:23 and clip everything that I want to clip. So I realize that I have to change my process because I think I'm going to be able to get through this stuff relatively quickly. It takes me a lot longer. And then by the time we're doing the show, I've already just listened to this program and rewound it and clipped things. And I'm so sick of these people now. I'm actually angry about it. I don't even want to listen anymore clips. I Need to like do this a few days ahead of time so that it's fun again for me. It's right now. It's not even fun. Yeah, well, I mean, you know We're choosing podcasts that are Kind of ridiculous. I mean, you know, especially the last couple episodes with the wrestling one and guilty is charged Yeah, I mean, so I mean it's I with the wrestling one. Guilty is charged.
Starting point is 00:30:05 Yeah, I mean, so I think if we were, and obviously that's what makes it fun, is that we get to goof on people who... But doesn't it start to piss you off though after a little while? I can only listen to the shitty podcasts so many times. I know that Kevin famously listened to one of these shows four times, one of the podcasts that we reviewed. I don't even know how you could do that. I would certainly kill myself and burn down my house and my neighbors.
Starting point is 00:30:34 Yeah, I just, I don't know. I try to, you never heard this fucking horrible analogy, but when someone's being sexually assaulted, you just have to leave your body. If there's no way out of it, you just have to let it happen. And that's kind of what I do with these. I just sort of let it go and let it be what it is. I think you have Stockholm syndrome.
Starting point is 00:30:59 You're starting to like it. I'm going to talk to you next time. You're going to be like, oh yeah, let's know a bunch more of the conversation. There's actually a really good episode in 207 that you got to like it. I'm gonna talk to you next time. You're gonna be like, oh yeah, let's know a bunch more of the conversation. There's actually a really good episode in 207 that you gotta check out. Yeah, there's some really good content there. I really think you should check out.
Starting point is 00:31:11 Yeah, great content. They do some really funny voices. So I have an exciting show conclusion clip. This came at the very end of the show. So there's all this speculation about this potential new video game, so there's all this speculation about this potential new video game and what it's all about. And here is the conclusion that they come to the reason why you spent your 58 minutes less into this. And final thoughts on young conquer rumors.
Starting point is 00:31:38 What do you think? What do you make out of this? What can you tell the public who turned to us for our insights? All right, are you ready for this aisle? I'm ready for it. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. There's literally no way to know. I'm just a little bit of a disappointment.
Starting point is 00:32:00 Oh my god. I don't think they were real prepared on that one. The preparation that they put, the preparation age that's put into the show. Well, you know, Kevin, if you would just give them two dollars a month, then they could quit their jobs and do this full time, which would give you more episodes and I'm sure they have more time to that was what the beginning of the show was all about yeah and they play track to this is part of the thing where they're they're talking about if you give us money here's all the great stuff that you're gonna get
Starting point is 00:32:36 DKVine now has a Minecraft server I have fallen in a real love with Minecraft. Yeah! I don't know how you didn't clip that. Holy shit. It sounded like someone was murdering a cat at the end. I wish somebody was murdering the host. Murdering them with a dildo. Play that again. Wait a minute, I got it. All right.
Starting point is 00:33:02 Can you, oh man, I should have done some production on this. Can you do the dildo clip into the Minecraft server clip? I most certainly can. All right, let's try this. And dildos. You gotta have the dildos. Forget dildos. D for heels, I love this Minecraft.
Starting point is 00:33:18 Yeah. All right, I'm back in. I was pissed off for a second there, and I'm back in. Good, I like this podcast. This is really good. I have an idea. I'm back in. I was pissed off for a second there, and I'm back in. Good, I like this podcast. This is really good. Hey, have an idea. I have an idea. When you listen straight through
Starting point is 00:33:31 to their conversation, it's terrible. But if we were just to take these little pieces and reorder them, I think we could make this a really entertaining show. You got your lip smack dance remix. We got our interesting noises and nerd laughs. All right, all right. I think we're on this up for there. I love my lip smack remiss. Yeah, I think that we should we should make our own version of this show.
Starting point is 00:33:59 I think we are. I think we already are. Everyone's listening to this now going, Jesus. You know what? I'd rather listen to the goddamn conquer fucking thing. We're going along on this one. Please, what the affiliates, we're going along. Yeah. We didn't hit the weather like we were supposed to on the nines through this. So I was thinking just as possibly for the next episode that maybe we would change it up a little bit in terms of how we do the production of the show.
Starting point is 00:34:36 What do you think? Because the typical way that we would do a show is you listen separately, I listen separately. We both clip or take excerpts of the show that we think are funny, you know, we write down comments on those. And then the day of the show, day of taping, we upload those and then I load them all on to my iPad. So and that works, but I'm wondering, because there's a lot of times where I'm listening to the show where I just want to make a comment, but it's not really clip worthy, it's not really worth taking a clip to it.
Starting point is 00:35:17 Yeah, most of the things that we're listening to and laughing to ourselves is we're listening to these podcasts. You can't really clip it, it doesn't really mean anything about the context around it, but it's ridiculous. Right. So what I'm thinking is maybe we would try like live reviewing it. Now not live meaning live record,
Starting point is 00:35:37 you know, when you listen to it, it won't be live, but for us, they call it in the business, they call it live to tape. Yes, there you go. So it's that scripted. Right, so we would listen to the next episode, wherever the show is that is chosen. And we would, you know, start over it.
Starting point is 00:35:58 Yeah, and start and stop it, you know, one would need to, if we need to elaborate or something. And then see maybe how how that that format works. I love that idea and I actually picked a podcast for us for next week that will be perfect for that. Okay. Because it's 20 minutes long and it's so monotone. If you want, why don't we play the teaser? This is a podcast called the Popped Podcast, and this is an episode from January 24th of 2016 called Guess Who Got A Website. South African Nazis, Kid Camps, Daycare, which is, you know, that's fun. So go back, go to popped.bz, and take a look at that B-like boy. Sorry about that. Z-like zebra. I gotta turn that off. Anyway, if any luck my email won't be chiming in.
Starting point is 00:36:52 All the time. Do this podcast, which is irritating. It's so funny because people ask you like, are you, are you gonna be able to find enough bad podcasts? Right. To make fun of. It's hard not to stop out of bad podcasts. So this podcast not popped that we will try this new format with.
Starting point is 00:37:12 Yeah. This is the description on iTunes. Popped is a weekly father daughter news podcast. Now I did a little research and I found out that on May 7th of 2015, Felicia the daughter left the show. Now it's just the father but he hasn't updated the description on I think. So this should be a fun one. I love that idea. We'll take that show and we'll just Well, that idea that we'll take that show and we'll just play it straight through and just Comment as we listen
Starting point is 00:37:53 Yeah, I think that'll it'll be it'll be different if anything And I'll see if it actually works whether or not we could a you know use it in the future as a method for What I love about that idea is that I won't even listen to it until you and I listen to it a lot So free up my Saturday It can be a lot more time to do other shit that I need to do. No, that's true. You know, maybe that's true Because why like it because I just don't like to work real hard Great. Well on that note join us again next week because it might be the show where we find out once and for all Who are these podcasts? Seacrest Out!
Starting point is 00:38:26 They now show these cold white cows. I'm gonna go back to the place where I was born I'm gonna go back to the place where I was born I'm gonna go back to the place where I was born I'm gonna go back to the place where I was born I'm gonna go back to the place where I was born I'm gonna go back to the place where I was born you

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