Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep05 - Popped

Episode Date: March 14, 2016

Kevin and Karl review Popped, Episode 18, titled “Guess Who Got A Website?”.  This episode we switch up the format and do a live review of the podcast.  Let us know what you think and leave a co...mment or review on www.justaired.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hello and welcome to another episode of who are these podcasts. I'm Kevin and I'm Carl and we listen to podcasts So you don't have to on today's show will be analyzing and reviewing a podcast called popped Episode is titled guess who got a website This week we switched it up a little we'll be reviewing this podcast alive Yeah, we're gonna do like a mystery science theater 3000 version of the show where we're just gonna listen straight through and and comment as we go. Yeah this should be a really cool experiment so it'll probably suck. Yeah probably. So without further ado let's find out once and for all who are these podcasts? Showtimemememe
Starting point is 00:00:46 me me me me me me me me
Starting point is 00:01:02 me mememe W-A-TP. Yes. W-A-TP. You know, they're addition of W-A-T-P. Yes. W-A-T-P. You know, they're addition of W-A-T-P. We sound as enthusiastic as this fucking asshole. We're about to lose. Holy cow.
Starting point is 00:01:32 Alright. So real quick backstory, and then we'll just start it up. I picked this podcast because the description on iTunes was, popped as a weekly father-daughter news podcast. Every Wednesday we discuss news that we think you'll find interesting. And I just did a little bit of searching around and found out that it is just the father that the daughter left the show back in May. You know that's still the description of the podcast.
Starting point is 00:01:57 It's just the father now. It's really depressing. So yeah, we're going to listen to episode 18. Guess who got a website? And what's what's fire it up? Let's go. All right, here we go. It's here's the lovely intro music. And might I add before we start the the art for this website or for this podcast does not make any sense to be at all. It was like a 70s cartoon. It's got like the rainbow colors and yeah, that is fun.
Starting point is 00:02:29 Well, it's like zero sets. Like the artist, because this guy must be either a graphic design person or he had this done because it's done really well. It's a vector art, it's done really, really nicely. But disco boots and shit like that have nothing to do with this dude at all and I think you'll hear that. There's your host, Bodhi, that ended suddenly. Sorry about that. Hey, got some big news for Popped. First of all, we have a website which is popped POPPED.bez. Okay, so I know you guys are stopping.
Starting point is 00:03:30 Right, right, okay. We already got a good end to it here. Go ahead. First of all, I've never heard of Dabeezee. It's probably like Belize or something that's probably the country that is from. But obviously he couldn't get pop calm Because I'm sure that that was that's been taken but well here's the best part pop that bz does not exist It's not a website. It doesn't think I'm going to it. No, I even try it dude. It's not a website. Oh, that's so this episode It's back from end of January. We're in mid March now. So there's no reason why this website should not still be up
Starting point is 00:04:08 If he really did just launch a website. Yeah, well because he's had a couple episodes since this one too, right? This is the last one he's done. Right right. Oh, that's funny. Oh my and this is this is episode 18 number 18 and It's this has been on the air for over a year at this point, the show we're listening to, and he didn't realize that the intro music ended abruptly. Yeah, yeah. He's still learning what's going on here. That's great though. He starts off the show by saying, hey, we got a new website. No, you don't. Yes, website you're talking about. It doesn't redirect. It isn't anything.
Starting point is 00:04:44 Yeah, it's, and I think he goes on to plug it a thousand times later on. He does, yeah. Okay. Good for him. So here we go, let's continue. I can't help it. I put all of the past stories we've done
Starting point is 00:04:56 since the inception of the podcast, which was all the way back in January 2015 with Sierra. So you can go back back look at all the Sierra's daughter's daughter left she know the fun ones like you know a lady making yogurt from her vagina okay enzymes that's fun
Starting point is 00:05:16 all right so I need to look that up because I don't know how you would make all right that's it oh you didn't hear that story I heard that oh that oh yeah no I'm not. Yeah, I was certain covered that. That was, that was a thing. So, wait, she made yogurt from the enzymes of River Jaina or something. Is that what he said? Yes, it's, um, I honestly know nothing about the science of creating yogurt. So I'm not even even gonna cover it on it. Okay.
Starting point is 00:05:46 I don't even know what to tell you. You don't have to Google it. I don't know. But yeah, that was the thing. I thought you were gonna elaborate on your knowing of the science of vaginas. From the chemistry. Well, how was Tardew? Yeah. All the time in the world. All right, here we go. Back to the fucking thing here.
Starting point is 00:06:05 Then what's some other ones? South African Nazis, kid camps, daycare, which is, you know, that's fun. So go back, go to pop.beazie. It's a terrible tease. Yeah, don't be like, oh, sorry. I just need a breath. Talked over that. Anyway, let me over that. Yeah. Anyway. Hold on. Let me just get out. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:06:29 Why would you want to go back and listen to a show about South African Nazis? I know. He's like, oh, that's always fun. That's always fun. All right. I'll back that up a little. Yeah, back up. Sorry.
Starting point is 00:06:39 That's fun. So go back, go to popped.bz and take a look at that B-like boy, sorry about that, Z-like Z-briot that I turned that off. Anyway, I'm going to look at our email. That's a weird fuck-up to have your email or pop-up during your podcast. And I say weird because this is not a radio show. He's not broadcasting live. Right. We go back and we take things out that suck. Well, we don't take everything out of the stuff. Yeah. You don't have to leave
Starting point is 00:07:17 fuckups in your show when you have a podcast. How lazy are you? He's putting out a podcast every month about and he can't just go back and take out the part where his email Yeah, came on it doesn't make any sense. Well, this is what I imagine. He's he's recording all of this On his laptop or whatever so obviously he's got Outlook open or something else and then that's what's causing the alert so in the in the least you could do would be to turn your fucking email program off, just close it down. Close it down. While you're gonna get an email during your 20 minute podcast that you need to respond to.
Starting point is 00:07:56 Right. If anything you're going to do, I don't give a fuck if you don't edit the podcast or whatever, at least try to minimize any type of other sounds that might be going on during the time recording. So that's a weird fuck up. I want to try something with you Kevin. Yes. Day is the St. Patrick's Day parade day here in Rochester, New York. Yes. So it's it's a day traditionally when you start drinking in the AM and pass out by the early afternoon So based on that I want to do a drinking game with this podcast every time there's an easily fixed fuck up We have to drink okay, okay, so it's a grab your whiskey and let's go for it
Starting point is 00:08:41 All right, hold on a minute. Let me go get it. Yeah Now let's go for it. All right, hold on a minute. Let me go get it. Yeah You're not supposed to really go away. No, I'm still here. I was just I was pausing I was pausing for the yeah, I was you know that's what I was dead dead errors always entertainer Peter up the mind man. How was going to the kitchen right now? All right Don't I don't we have pouring a drink sound effect somewhere you don't have that cute up on the board? I don't have that cute up. I do have other things cute up on the board like this one. I know you are but what am I? You're a near I have that cute up All right, good. We are prepared. Yeah, we have Pee we cute up. So we're good. All right, so here we go back to the popped here
Starting point is 00:09:24 Chimey and what we're trying to do this podcast, which is irritating. So some new things for the podcast. First you can look us up at 918 digital on Facebook. We're at 918 digital on this guy is so boring. Why does he think he can broadcast? He's monotone. He is no enthusiasm for this podcast at all Why would anyone care about listening to it? In the next couple weeks or so I'll be putting together a polar opposite if you guys want to Listening to him or talk that way.
Starting point is 00:09:57 Listen to us talk would be awesome. I'm Yeah, we're awesome. Yeah, another way. That's what you've got right to support the show. It's funny because don't try on It's basically the last couple podcasts we've reviewed what you are doing are terrible But have the audience there's a lot of people who listen to them. Yeah, I imagine you and I are like we're only two people hurt this pod Gents Yeah, I'm not even this fucking daughter was in the Resort. Oh, she was I'm gonna get the plans
Starting point is 00:10:32 Listen, it's not pop dot bz. There are zero comments on every single episode It's almost depressing like just take the comment function off of it man God you say that I have the same kind of thing going on a my fucking bucket All right, i'll get out there look it out there with a thumbs up for you yeah so for everyone listening to this that's listening uh listen to just aired with Kevin Ricotta and leave me a god damn comment if you want someone to recap a tv show you just watch
Starting point is 00:10:57 listen to that exactly oh sweet i just watched this let me hear someone else tell me about it believe me i listen i listen to this was it was pretty I was like, oh god, I hope I don't fucking do this stuff. I hope I like it. I haven't flexed in my voice and... Alright, alright, let's keep it going, but it's so amounted out and boring. Oh, I was talking about just aired. Ah, let's get it right. Let's get back to to pop which is just a fucking laugh right. Yeah, I think I have some Random co-host come up. We got some I've got some games planned for the show. Oh god. I want to know so my plan is
Starting point is 00:11:36 What is he talking about? I want to know what fucking games he has planned. Yeah, what game? He only does his read news articles on this show. What kind of game is gonna play? He's gonna play chess on air. All right, we'll talk about the play chess. He's gonna play, show me on the dow, where your uncle touched you. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Can you show me on this doll, this Furby, where maybe
Starting point is 00:12:04 the jury note that the child touched the pelvic region. Queen to Bishop 3 combined the two. Most they should just. All right, Stephen. And we're back. We're going to get through it. And we're back. We're gonna get through this. Just let it fly. Yeah, not just me telling you about cool things that I found in the last month. Speaking of those cool things, let's go ahead and dig into them.
Starting point is 00:12:41 All right. First of all, you're in and you send a mix. There's a good chance that you are Bush league. So to speak. That's one of the new titles. Your penis pics are Bush league. So there is a article joke as a bush, right? And I can't remember the photographer's name. Who does.
Starting point is 00:12:58 He's delivered. She when she was single, she got lots of dick pics and she was like you know what I can take a better picture than that So she started taking See I wonder why his daughter was to show yeah exactly the cover today. Oh, I got this dick pic article that would be fun to talk about yeah I was so I had a cruise I was hoping that maybe you'd like to talk about I was hoping that maybe you'd like to talk about yogurt made from a vagina And maybe we could talk about chick picks and penis picks
Starting point is 00:13:35 Jesus There Pictures of their penis and then at one point she found like little dolls clothes And she's like this would be funny and she would dress the penis up and the dolls call it a fucking penis and it's kind of grew. It's a rock. Yeah, it's a throbbing fucking erection. That's a call it. It's a turgid rod. It's a pole. Just that pole up. Yeah, I don't call it. It's goddamn real name When he says dress up your penis with Dow close it it sounds like Child porn it just doesn't sound right. It sounds like he's done it before he's like I've I've taken close From it from a he-man doll and I've dressed up my penis. My penis is probably wearing a sweater vest that I got from old Navy.
Starting point is 00:14:29 I put a small hat on my penis and made it look like Orco from the he-man. That's a funny reference. Thank you. I'm picturing that. That's really funny. He was kind of like a penis. Yeah. That's a funny reference. I'm picturing that. That's really funny. He was kind of like a penis. Yeah, that's a pointy hat. So it was completely over. My penis head.
Starting point is 00:14:50 Oh my god. That's funny. Friend or my husband or whoever, they would really like this. So if you're going to have your penis professionally photographed, you have somebody there to help you out with the obvious. Because you don't want to say you out with the obvious is you don't want to know about you but when I send a chick a cockpit I just find like the biggest blackest cock I could find the internet and just send that isn't that
Starting point is 00:15:15 what everybody does yeah a photoshopped a little bit make it look like I said your house and then you send it off yep you're right up your actual feed us that's crazy wait a minute see you send a black dick so wait so if you send it off. Yep. You're right. So your actual penis. That's crazy Wait a minute. See you send a black dick. So wait, so if you send up let's say I okay. I send a black penis picture to my girlfriend and I take it and her friends Yes, and her her daughters and then I Bring that black penis photo into Photoshop and I make sure that I lighten it so it looks like a white penis because I am a white person.
Starting point is 00:15:53 No, no, no, I don't change the color of the penis. All right. All right. Missy the point here. Let me do it. Let me explain this in a way you'll understand. Okay. I take the picture of the big,
Starting point is 00:16:06 throbbing African-American cock, and I pull that into Photoshop. I then select the background and change it to a picture of my couch. Oh, I got you, I got you. That way, it has to be mine. I mean, who else owns that couch? Yeah, I just have a two-tone penis. It is different colored than the rest of me.
Starting point is 00:16:33 She takes your picture and she'll take pictures with little hats on it, coats, outfits. This started no very small and now she has like a whole thing of just calendars. She's been in art galleries. Kevin, this show is like weekend update without the jokes for $10,000. What's the point of this? Why is he just telling us this news? This is no smooth. I have the internet. I can find the news stories. I don't need this guy to tell me what the new story is. It's weekend update with With a character by Kevin Neal and that no one's ever seen called modest one man Kevin Neal is new character called not a broadcaster, right? right. Okay. All business like this is this woman is making very good money from dick picks which I don't personally do that.
Starting point is 00:17:32 I don't want my kids to do something like that for me. Oh my god. Did you hear his face just turn red? That was so uncomfortable. He just got embarrassed by the story he's reading. I don't do that. I would never want to make it. I can't even do this fucking precious. Someone's got something to hide. Holy crap. Oh boy, alright, keep it going. This is going to take forever. That's awesome. We just got another rock here. Ooh, in the... there can be only one genre or category that was a high-level difference.
Starting point is 00:18:08 In one medieval. There's a video on the website. And one medieval is night fighting. So it's basically like UFC, but with swords, shields and armor. And penises. And in a video that I have on the website It's about the robbing swords long but probably and these guys go out at three rounds three minutes each
Starting point is 00:18:31 And they Hell out of each other They're punching each other in the face with their shields and there's takedowns. There's kicks. There's A little bit of a ground game. It is amazing to watch and Understand all of the answers were saying when these guys just get rocked in the head They say it doesn't really hurt that much. Yeah, I find that hard to believe because it looks like it hurts all what but they They're the commentary. Right. He's not just reading the news coming. he's also offering on some of his own commentary His own interesting takes and everyday life
Starting point is 00:19:11 I think that would make it the sword comes around Good point, but it's really interesting to watch Oh, that's right his name is bowing Oh, that's right his name is bowing answers are still there was voting the fucking name is that the only time I've ever heard Boatie as a name is the show the wire kind of on H.P. Yeah, one of the guys on there. He's way less interesting than the wire gun. Yeah, definitely. And you know what?
Starting point is 00:19:38 His name is the kid Boatie is an asshole. This guy's mom is an ass moving on to our next topic. There is a town even Boatie left. Bode is an asshole. This guy's mom is an asshole. We're on tour next topic. There is a town even Bode later. It's white squirrel and this is from the New York. That is true. That I found. That is true. My mom is an asshole. She is an asshole. Oh, it's so she. My brother's name is Gary. Why couldn't I be Gary? There is a town in New York called the well it's a village of White'sboro and White'sboro has a town seal or village seal of a white man which looks like joking an Indian. On the service this looks extremely racist and I'm not sure
Starting point is 00:20:18 that it's not racist. All right but they got to pause it here because he talks about all right there's and I heard this too. There's a Towns' seal. Yeah, it's like a dude like a white dude choking an Native American, right? So this guy he has to say that it's a white person choking an Indian and I think that that's kind of racist in a way But isn't it like hasn't it been kind of not good to call them Indians for a while? Yeah, it's funny. I'm saying the same thing. I was like, you mean a Native American? Like Indians are from India, I think. Yeah, I think that's pretty generally accepted. Now that that is kind of what you say. Well, if you're going to be offended by this seal,
Starting point is 00:21:01 then yes, you wouldn't. Right. Right. funded by this seal then yes you wouldn't right right right. Fathers say that this is not a white man choking in Indian. This is a that the town's father something white. Couldn't drink. I can find that he's doing it. What the fuck is he doing? I'm sorry, I am so unprepared. He white is wrestling in an O'Neha da Indian, which is the Indian. Sorry if I boat her that. Actually, I'll just say sorry, I boat her that.
Starting point is 00:21:37 Yes. Anyway, it said that white in this Indian, he white in this Indian, wrestled white one the the wrestling match There was a lasting Respect the dudes in the Indian the guy's name was white. I know that's the case So that racist I think John Oliver covered this and he made it way funnier. Of course. This is snow boring Why is he covering the story? There's nothing to stick about. And in this. So I guess the background is there was a
Starting point is 00:22:11 fast 70s. It was around exactly. It's a five modified in the 70s because it was said to be racist and they move the hands down to the shoulders, but it really does look like the white guy is choking the Indian guy. You still talk about it. If you want to take a look at that go over to the website, Popped, and you can click on it and it will take you to the table. Drink! There is no... That means he does not exist. Anytime you reference the website, you have to drink.
Starting point is 00:22:39 It's a really funny seal. And it's very hard to believe. If you want to see this, go to my website and it's very hard to believe if you want to see this what my lesson doesn't exist or Google it right might actually work a little bit easier of some political stuff you know I'm from Alaska and Sarah Paley does not represent like most of the people I know in Alaska there are lots of people there that support her but most of them I think most people are from Alaska or maybe a little embarrassed for a little embarrassed what I'm from the list of the that she speaks for Laskins I should say I don't like it at all I don't live in Alaska anymore but here we go.
Starting point is 00:23:25 Here comes the political counter. It was a warning. I grew up in. It was the pop. And she talks. I'm getting controversial now. I have to also say that I am for Alaska. And up there we call them snow Indians.
Starting point is 00:23:39 He's going to. Wait a minute. Is that politically incorrect? I met us. I pointed at her head. And he's arrested for domestic violence. So Sarah Pailin has when she was endorsing Trump, Donald Trump. Oh my God, he's taking forever to get this story out.
Starting point is 00:24:02 Just kind of. Listen. I can talk personally about this. Oh my guys show is getting worse. Yeah. I thought his voice sucked. Oh my god. Now he's playing clips. Combat vet having served in a striker brigade fighting to bring her. She's so worse. She really is. I think she's now doing Tina Fey doing her because her accent is over the top right right? So I don't know fucking care. She can be talking about nothing. I said man you can get get get get get get get
Starting point is 00:24:38 I don't want this shit. I think there was more there was more actual content and what you just said there than what she said in this clip Joe was something the bus driver from South Park Oh my god, Mrs. Crabtree Oh my god Mrs. Crabtree Yeah right Oh okay Alright I'm keeping the South Park references to Rigolive Are there guys for jokes in our own? Yes
Starting point is 00:25:13 She was a side character, one that no one would miss Do you remember that South Park where she dies? They kill her off, like no fucking fanfare at all That's fucking funny But keep listening But my son like so many others they come back a bit different they come back hardened They come back wondering if there is that respect for what it is that their fellow soldiers and airmen and
Starting point is 00:25:42 Every other member of the military so sacrificial have given to this country and that starts from that the top is a shame that soldiers and airmen as a fuck Is that a term airmen? Yeah, yeah, it is yeah the airmen Drink drink drink drink yeah airman yeah airman yeah I didn't know that it was air better there's semen and there's airmen okay right yeah that's how she she avoided semen unfortunately yeah I hate what girls do that she really should have avoided it and we wouldn't have track and fucking whatever that her kids are. Really avoided Seaman.
Starting point is 00:26:29 Firefighter, I come in contact with. Oh, I'm a fire fighter. And that goes all the way back and it's decreasing. But Vietnam vets are going up to current. He just said he's a firefighter, so he comes in contact with vets. Contact with these guys all the time. And they. He just said he's a firefighter, so he comes in contact with Vets. Contact with these guys all the time, and they had no...
Starting point is 00:26:48 The fuck's that? And with crisis. So, I just, I just burped. So, what? I can't. Sorry. You're the himself to a veteran because he's in the fire,
Starting point is 00:26:58 volunteer fire department, what the fuck's he talking about? Yeah, I don't, I don't know how you would, I don't know how. I thought a fire, but it was actually ISIS. The fire... The fire was a raging, uh, Islam. It was against Islam, so I...
Starting point is 00:27:17 I put out the fire of injustice. I drink. I put the fuck you're talking about. The injustice of... of the fire. They are able to identify it, but they're not, they feel helpless and they're not able to like... He's talking about PTSD. Um, work through it.
Starting point is 00:27:35 And... Which I have after watching this, heard listening to this. I can't really feel for them that. This is more brilliant insight from this guy. I understand. Because he's fired right real disease and it's really difficult for the
Starting point is 00:27:51 Drink back it up real quick. All right Listen to that broad guy now. I'm gonna shout out this lot of black out of the military I come in the contact with these guys all the time and they know When they're in crisis they they they are able to identify it, but they're not, they feel helpless and they're not able to like work through it. And so I definitely feel for them that that is a 100% real disease and it's really. He sells like he's telling his 12 year old son about sex he's having such a hard time with this here a little bit more what email Drink again Is a dummy
Starting point is 00:28:52 Swing you get your closest email program the first time that happens like well, hopefully we won't have any more problems Oh shit someone emailed me again. It would be even better if it went you've got mail every like Malvegan. It would be even better if it went you've got mail every fucking five minutes. Oh my gosh. That's all right. I'm getting ideas for our future shows. I think that one we should keep this every time one of us fucks up. The other person has to drink. Okay. And then we should definitely have a you got mail sound clip that we just put out randomly as we're doing our show It'll just be like a call back that we'll never even you know, we'll never even acknowledge it We'll just play it randomly. They're like what the fuck are these guys doing with that old sound clip? Oh, I'm sorry. I just got an email Back it up quick. Let's hear that again. That was funny.
Starting point is 00:29:47 And it's really difficult for these guys to manage guys and gals. So let's hear a little bit more of what's seen in the paper. Sarah Paley has to say. Our military personnel, you have to wonder if they have to question if they're respected anymore. It starts from the top. The question though, that comes from There's nothing good about what's going on right now. Yes, Sarah Payne was boys and email words This is like so if you're if you're editing this podcast now So he he cut to a clip as soon as that and like it went off that sound went off so it's extremely easy
Starting point is 00:30:24 To edit that out and just replay the clip and then you know what I mean like it's like he has no software to edit at all I'm pretty sure you can do that in Microsoft Word that's how easy that is that doesn't make any sense that he would leave that in it's a lazy idiot this fucking bodie idiot. All I know how to do is word art inside Microsoft's words. I like the format to make the text look. Oh, wait, wait, back it up. I just heard another fuck up.
Starting point is 00:30:58 We're getting ready to drink your whiskey. All right. Kind of fill these ramifications of some PTSD and some some of the wounded ness that our soldiers do return with and it makes me realize more than ever it is now or never for the sake of America's finest that we have that commander in Chippewa respect them and honor them. Okay so I guess it's kind of elephant in the room. Just close that. Alright, so restarted out of it. Yeah, and he was just like, oh, it's going out here from the get. Probably these things. The first wars that America has been has fought in have not
Starting point is 00:31:42 gotten this respect, have not gotten this recognition. I don't think Donald Trump's gonna give it to him. Oh my God, more of this commentary. Kim, what's the point of listening to this podcast? I thought it was like interesting stories that were different and bizarre, you know, not these in Africa, vagina, yogurt, and now he's just going on this whole political rant.
Starting point is 00:32:06 Yeah, yeah. And what's funny about it is like I would normally say, well, I would normally say you don't usually hear dick picks and you know, dick size and things like that in the same context, Donald Trump. But then like last week, that'll Trump made a fucking dick joke on stage. So all it is now
Starting point is 00:32:32 Recognize or identify with what these guys have been through you might be able to Impathize but to the scale of What these guys see on a daily basis in combat you have no idea and it is true and neither do you You're a fucking firefighter that's we also need to take better care of our site population he says at one point he's like I have seen some things some terrible things as a firefighter and I don't know there was a cat in a tree right I'm offending so many people right now one time we had to make chili and I did not have beans. We're putting our boots in front of people's cars when they were stopped at a stoplight. I was asking for dollars, but they only gave change
Starting point is 00:33:33 I just want to say before we get fucking hate mail. I love firefighters are the best and they fucking They will be There's like what that's like one of those thankless jobs to people like are, I'm just fucking run into a fire to save you. So let's just put that out there. We're not complete assholes, but I am a complete asshole, but not do you feel bad about ripping out firefers? Let me just say, I just hate booty. Yeah, all right, exactly.
Starting point is 00:33:57 My turn. Sun was, track was standing above his girlfriend and saying, do you think I'm a pussy? Something like, I'll pull the trigger and I don't have the article up because I turned it off so that we can So the video wouldn't play but yes drink, but you know what's really funny about that Maybe he's talking about an article. He doesn't have up, but his email is still up. It's like he closed out all of his Procrab is like you can't have your web browser open while you're broadcasting Fuck is a writer this guy. I did not know that Windows 98 could allow you to have multiple sessions open at the same time
Starting point is 00:34:38 Because really all she's doing is Turning this into something this is a show about I think five news stories. And he can't even have the news stories off-pandid as well. He's talking about them. It's not really doing anything. It's just like a smartphone or another device or you know what. There's what I well I think what happened was that clip he must I'm guessing he played was playing that clip of Sarah Palin from a YouTube video And then it and then it recycled on him so I started up again and he panicked and fucking shut his entire browser See I know exactly what happened and I was like I could not And I was like, I could not. He's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh second I need to restart Netscape Navigator because I believe let me find that article geo cities dot yeah who dot angel fire dot com she can forward prompts
Starting point is 00:35:57 trumps um prompts candidacy prompts and not it's not great at anything for That's it. It is and speaking of Donald Trump In Pensacola, Florida these three little girls saying a really really creepy Almost Hitler youth like song in support of Donald Trump and I actually have a cute up here if you would like to listen to it. Stick listen. I think we would.
Starting point is 00:36:29 Now they probably recorded this, but they're lip-singing. They probably recorded this and they're lip-sicking it. No shit, asshole. This guy's got some dynamite commentary. No, yeah, I'm sorry. That's out of it. Oh, you mean they don't have a fucking full orchestra there doing this Skrillex backtrack?
Starting point is 00:36:57 I don't even understand where this is taking place. This is like on stage somewhere. Yeah, I don't know. It's taking place and it's fucking basement from the sounds of it because this fucker doesn't know how to level anything. No, I don't notice that. It's funny. On stage, which makes sense. QSK. This sucks. Yeah, it's pretty bad. Oh shit. Who writes a melody like that?
Starting point is 00:37:35 I was probably written by those kids and you were like fuck that little kids can't write music You know what a good melody is day or nay or nay or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or day or I'll run and get some more whiskey while you go Yeah, seriously Ba-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er- be to watch so if you want to watch it go to the website and PEOPPED I gotta remind that because he fucking missed spells it he doesn't even know that's so hot you can go to my website ppdd.bz pdsd.b now nothing against little kids pdsd.de Now
Starting point is 00:38:46 Nothing against little kids cuz I don't like talking about little kids. That's just is weird and creepy to watch So if you want to watch it go to the website Pia popped POPP P-E-D P-O-P-P-E-D Oh my god, take a look Oh, there's a lot for him to get through here Donald Trump said that he's gonna Make Apple start building there's quotes start building their damn computers and things in the US
Starting point is 00:39:14 I'm not really sure how he's going to be because anyone can have a web podcast doesn't mean everybody should Why does this guy think he should have a podcast? Yes, interestingly in the really cool thing. Nothing talked about. Yes. Well, see how it came about is. All right, we're almost through. I read it.
Starting point is 00:39:32 He is. The suicide squad, official trailer came out, and it looks really good. Yes. In the past. Now we're talking about movie trailers. That's so bizarre. But the Superman movies, the Batman movies, all the way back to, um, oh, Michael Keaton,
Starting point is 00:39:51 was the only one I like, my sister mom, after that, they all sucked. So he's gonna suck. And that's like, he's gonna suck. The new Batman vs Superman movie, it's gonna suck. It's gonna suck. Alright, the first thing I agree with. The suicide squad looks really good. And the trailer is amazing.
Starting point is 00:40:08 How could I say that dark nights sucks those movies are amazing. POPPF, how can you say that? I can't say it's a suicide squad. I'm the amazing. If you want to check it out. This is a fucking idea. And then I guess that's it. So we talked about in the future.
Starting point is 00:40:22 Oh, we're seeing a recadent for money on Patreon. Yeah. Yeah, I just got counting for money on Patreon. Yeah. Yeah, I just got that money for. Those teams, you're so, who's going to pay you money? Your daughter won't even get a deposit. She's actually rich. She's so rich. But I record him in a walking closet, which isn't very big.
Starting point is 00:40:36 Oh, wait a minute, I got a rewind too. Oh, yeah. I'm begging for money on Patreon. That's just to help pay for hosting. And then to make the, right now I record in a closet and it actually works out pretty well But I will record in my walking closet, which isn't very big So why would he need an area that's big to record? Well, you need to turn off your email program
Starting point is 00:41:03 Because all you need to do. I mean, my blocking closet policy is for being offered here. So I can get more in the past of the month. It's just me and my polo shirts and my bondage gear inside my walking closet. But yeah, that's it. Check this out,en Digital on Twitter. Search for us on Facebook. Nineteen Digital. Popped P O P P E D dot B Z.
Starting point is 00:41:34 And Cody at Nineteen Digital dot com. If you want to get a hold of me, Cody at Nineteen Digital dot com. I love the music on the way out. So that's the show. He just made himself, he was still talking and he was like, you couldn't hear what he was saying. Yeah, that he got right. He didn't get the fucking beginning right when he was like, oh, I'm sorry that that ended so well, probably. So is that the end of that show? That is the end of the show.
Starting point is 00:42:01 And it's really funny, because I think he records it in his His walking closet, which I thought was really cool. So that's where his life is going to end as well Since I just closet while he's trying to auto-orotic Fix the eight himself I am hanging myself while masturbating like the singer from in excess Is that how the singer of in excess go themselves? Yeah, you know what I did. I did know that.
Starting point is 00:42:30 That is how the singer Michael Hutchins from in the ass. I thought he was just us because his band sucked. He actually was trying to get off. Yes, he was trying to have an accumulation and it went self somehow. That's also how the fucking kill bill died, dude. Yeah, is it David Cassidy? Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:53 Or not Cassidy, is it? No, David Cassidy's the dude from Lake. In my way. Yeah, like, that's a David Carridy. Oh, it's Jesus Christ. David Cassidy's the kid from a Parchant family. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it.
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Starting point is 00:43:23 I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. which we were talking about last week and he went on Howard Stern and claimed that he did not kill himself by Fixation that he was actually set off. He was murdered and the murder made it look like he was doing that Having said that I do believe that the singer from in excess was definitely jerking off when he died I've cracked the case. I didn't even know about it two seconds ago. Now I know. That's funny. Finitiously what happened? Yes, he was listening to a fresh...
Starting point is 00:43:50 Oh no! He was listening to a fresh cut of Suicide Blonde, a excess song that was released in 1983. I'm waiting. Let's talk about our next show. So this episode we did an experiment and I thought it was fun. We just kind of the show run and talked over it. We'll probably do that again.
Starting point is 00:44:16 But next week we will not because next week we've picked out a podcast that's a little bit too long. It's an hour and 40 minutes. I apologize for that Kevin We have some homework to do But why don't you play I have a teaser clip for everybody why don't you play the clip? I don't want to give anything away So just hit play on that Nobody can dispute if we are the most important my little pony podcast Because what is the most important who sets those guidelines?
Starting point is 00:44:51 I mean if you were to say no one can measure it if you were to say an award winning my little pony podcast Well, that's your award then you would have to have some sort of plastic thing that said you were the best. My little pony podcast which God, who would ever do it? Alright, so next week we're listening to Bronyville. We're going to start out with about 202 called Friendship is important. So if you're excited about this like I am am go ahead and give it a listen and then you can hear us we'll pick our favorite clips from it and analyze the show. There are multiple brony podcasts and thanks to my wife who actually sent me a link to this one
Starting point is 00:45:40 as a yep that's that's perfect we'll do do that This is gonna be fucking an hour in 40 minutes of fucking My little pony I don't want to get possibly be able to do it It's this sounds this sounds like it's probably pretty good Maybe I will do a couple of articles on my pop to podcast about that Kevin do you ever think that I got a little imagine at some point people are going to be Googling their podcast name and they're going to come across our podcast ripping on them.
Starting point is 00:46:15 Yeah. What do you think this bodie G character is going to do if, if and when he hears this show? My, my hope is that he just stops podcasting, but what, what do you think he would do? I have been making homemade Molotov cocktails in my closet. And I will find the people who do. He's the monobomber.
Starting point is 00:46:39 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. So, join us again next week because it might be the show where we find out what's it for all. Who are these podcasts?
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