Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep06 - Bronyville

Episode Date: March 21, 2016

Kevin and Karl review Bronyville, Episode 202, titled “Friendship Is Important”.  We learn all about Bronies, My Little Ponies, Furries and all kinds of other useless information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello and welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts, I'm Kevin and I am Carole. And we listen to podcasts so you don't have to. On today's show we'll be analyzing reviewing a podcast called Bronieville episode number 202 titled Friendship is Important. As always we both listen to the show separately, we have not discussed it with each other beforehand. So without further ado, let's find out once and for all who wore these podcasts. It's showtime. I W-A-T-P! W-A-T-P! W-A-T-P! Oh, W-A-T-P! We're back for another episode. We listened to a podcast about Barones. Yeah, well, one would think it's about fucking bronies, but this podcast is about everything,

but what it's actually titled for. Like they only talk about pony shit for a very brief amount of time, it seems like. Yeah, no, that's true. It was an hour and forty minute long podcast about my little pony, and I was wondering ahead of time, how can you talk about my little pony for an hour and 40 minutes? And the answer is you don't. Exactly. You talk about other things, you talk about their stupid wacky fucking nicknames that they have for each other,

and modem dial speeds and fucking. You know what's interesting about this show is I got the feeling that we were listening in on lonely people just passing the time. Yeah, there were a number of times when the host whose name is apple cider. He would say, all right, well, what else you guys want to talk about? There was one time I think it was less than an hour in. All right, you guys have anything else to talk about? And I'm thinking like, yeah, you guys can end the show right now. There's nothing else to talk about.

And then it went for another 45 minutes. Yeah, yeah, it was really... I'm so frustrated. I think this episode, like this podcast, was by far, I think the worst one to review so far that we've done on WATP. That's saying a lot. You think I just think it was so hard to get through. Yeah, it was because there was hard to get through. Yeah, there just wasn't anything.

There was nothing to latch on to, you know, I mean, because they're just all over the fucking place. It's just like three people hanging out talking about whatever. It was a boring conversation. All right. I don't want to get too far in before we start to play some clips so people understand exactly what we're talking about. I'm assuming most people are smart and didn't listen to the show.

And really this show sums up exactly what our tagline is. You know, we listen to podcasts that you don't have to. We definitely recommend you do not listen to Broneyville. So I have a clip number three on there. I think that's the one for me that sums up the show the best. All right. Off you go, please.

How many, do you like Klondike bars? No, that's an inside joke. That that's that's a terrible joke do not Yeah, don't don't don't take the Klondike bars. Anyway, no, no, no, no, no, we're the talkative I'm sorry. I got to look out. This is getting way to like inside joke like Twitter Twitter laws Yeah Twitter laws. Yeah. So for me, I've no idea what they're talking about. And he even admits nobody knows what they're talking about.

So why would anybody listen to this? Exactly. And I actually have that piece of that and do in another clip that I took to this fucking Klondike bar inside thing. And here's my show summary clip here. This is kind of me, but eventually it gets going. Yeah, gotta find the stride. Yeah.

I enjoy quite a bit personally. And they're just, it's just ridiculousness.ness pretty much especially with Celestia. That is you should watch it's fun. Now that is an unedited piece of audio that's that's one whole stretch of of their show. Yeah, I just hear the guy clicking on his mouth. He's just like doing other things and they're they're not even excited about their own conversation. No, they're just like they're like, oh, well, this is something that we do. We do this podcast, so let's all get together and

if we run out of shit to talk about, we'll just fucking fart into the microphone for 40 minutes, which would have been infinitely more, far into the microphone for 40 minutes, which would have been infinitely more, it's infinitely better, yeah. All right, so the good news is I do have a ton of clips. So as bad as this podcast was, it is actually pretty freaking hilarious. This is a podcast that exists. And again, there's a lot of episodes of this podcast. There's this is not just a one-off thing these dummies did. Right. So I think we should probably try to do a rapid fire episode today, Kevin,

because I know you have a lot of clips. I have a lot of clips. I actually have some long clips too, because like that one, you just played. There's ones where it's amazing what, what happens with these conversations. All right. where it's amazing what what happens with these conversations. If you want I ordered them in the order of the show. So it starts off talking about my little pony and as you mentioned it kind of devolves and all sorts of things but in the beginning they they are talking about my little pony. It tracked to that I have there making fun of the

Barone community. What's really interesting is that these guys guys and Gail are doing a podcast about my little pony but they're very quick to make fun of and judge not only other people who like my little pony but just about everyone who's into things. So here's an example of that, and I put in front of this, he's Mr. Garrison, because this guy, I don't know if he's trying to, he does an amazing Mr. Garrison impression of that. Yeah, you know what, I was thinking that too, because there's a couple that I clipped to where I'm like, man, he sounds like he's trying, like he's trying to do it, but I don't think he is. I don't think he is. If there's anything in this community

just that people lose their minds about is like, oh horse wearing socks, oh my god. This is the best thing I've ever seen. I had this exact same clip that I have too. It's here it is. Like why should it not be a sock and the only responsible one would have is okay good point there's worse wearing socks oh my god and then I just clip this too oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god mr. Slay. Yeah, that's what I was thinking too. Says are my timbers out. You know, it's funny. What we listened to a podcast come a week ago called the conversation. It was all about the Donkey Kong universe. And they were giant nerds who were doing that podcast.

And I was looking for pictures of them on the internet. I want to see what these guys looked like. I could not find anything, which is probably smart on their account. For this one, Apple cider, this guy is all over the place. He is taking selfies everywhere he can. I wouldn't do his Twitter. He's very proud of himself, which I give him credit for.

I mean, at least he's out there. Oh my god. You should follow, if you have a Twitter account at bronieville The latest tweet that he made was holy crap the Vietnamese bakery slash restaurant is the best I've had so good So this guy's very interesting if you want to follow him on Twitter riveting stuff these both it's a riveting stuff. Yeah, it's really important. Go Mr. Mr. Hyatt He's both it's a riveting stuff. Yeah, it's really important. Oh Mr. Mr. Hyatt I'm so upset. I'm so sick. I suck my eyes

You have to get All right, let's if you If you'll hear me. Yes, if you'll hear me. I took a clip and I won't do this again. I thought it's over a minute long. All right. But I thought all of this was important for our show. And when the show opened up, the big deal was that my little pony season six is coming out soon. And sorry, just a digress real quick. I didn't know anything about my little

pony. I knew it was out in the 80s because I was a kid in the 80s and I saw the commercials for it. But I did some research and I found out that there have been multiple series generations of my little pony. And there's a new generation, I guess they call it G4, that started in 2010. And now we're still, they're still putting out new seasons. So generation 4 is my little pony friendship is magic. So as part of the friendship is magic generation, season 6 is coming out. And this is a big deal in their world obviously so I took a clip about them talking about my little pony season six

that's Trek 4. Alright so let's do this. This is time to talk about my little pony season six in spring of 2016. Yeah. So the end is nigh. The hiatus will soon be over if people are I've certainly heard people going like, man, it'd be great if it premiered at Babscon. I'm like because you're a member of Babscon. Yes. Oh, if it did, I'm just going to watch in my room again. Just just us up in the room. The chaos is not worth it. No, it's because because the last year's Babsconners, what me, Sandy, you and Def Meckin, who else was in their cider? Was Roger there? I don't know. It was he that skinny guy who drove around the friggin mini. Oh yeah, the creepy van. Yeah, that's yeah. Yeah, he was there.

Yeah, Roger. So, well, and then later on, there was a guy the other's mentioned, yeah, watch in my room, he's a yellow arson F commercial. He's like, yeah, well, mine didn't have a thousand screaming folks. One, oh, I just stupid shit. Oh, yeah, that's that's the part. I've done that and I've realized like there's really a lot that gets missed when people are overexcited. Yeah, you just got that one guy that's just like all of a sudden flutter shot shows up.

Me just. Jesus Christ. I know I said that we would do rapid fire, but I have a couple of comments about this. All right, go for it. What's really the thing this stuck stuck out to me was, you know, if they're gonna premiere it at Babcock, I'm just gonna go watch it in my room. In your room is where adults should watch my little pony. You should not be out watching it with a group of people.

If you aren't watching it, you should pull the blinds, turn it on and feel ashamed as how you should be watching this. I just, the thing that I clipped part of that too for one of my clips, and I just wanna ask you the question, how many, how many vans do you think are in the parking lot of a, of a babcom? You know, like a bunch of vans, but, but very few windows.

Yes, exactly. Very, very, oh God. I just, I heard the creepy van comment. I was like. Very, very... Oh, God. I just... I heard the creepy van comment. I was like, well, that's like half the fucking parking lot. I would imagine. It's just vans of various sizes and... and various numbers of windows.

What? I can't get a sense of... in this brony community, how many people are young and a little more innocent about it? and how many are just old creeps? So I get us I get a feeling that there are probably tweeners and teens who are going to these things that really you know are coming at it from a different angle, but I have no idea. I worry for them. I think yeah, well, I think that a lot of the appeal

are from what I understand of this. What do you understand of this cabinet? I should ask you that upfront. What do you understand? I don't understand much of it, but I do understand liking shit that maybe is a little too old for, because I like a lot of stupid shit

that's, you know,'m a way to old four but That being said I feel like this has the sort of appeal of a Adventure time or That type of a cartoon that people like our Powerpuff girls, you know where it's kind of a kids cartoon, but puff girls. You know where it's kind of a kids cartoon but adults really like it too because there's whatever some subtext or something for adults in it. But what makes this

creepy is that it's dudes that are I mean bro in Brodyville, it's guys who are really in that like an older guys that are really into this and I don't know. I was not aware of this but apparently this exists. There is like brony porn. So there's like, you know, there's like the rule that like if it exists there's porn that what is like rule 34 or whatever they call it, I'm reddit. Yeah, if you look up like Brony porn or something like that, it'll be like cartoon pictures of horses like with their vaginas saying it and shit. And by the way, oh go ahead, finish your thought. No, I just, I mean, it's horrific. It's a horrific fucking thing because not only is it bestiality that they're suggesting. It is a cartoon, it's a cartoon B-stiality, which may, I don't know why, but makes it way worse in my-

Wait a second, if the brony dresses up as a pony and then masturbates to the porn, my little pony is that okay? I'm gonna let you repeat your question again. No. That's one of the questions for the ages. No one will ever have the answer to that. Oh my gosh. It's just one of those things. No, when you were talking about if you,

if you look up my little pony porn, I was thinking about it the last few weeks as I've been researching these shows. I don't know what Google thinks of me right now or the NSA, but I've, it's very confusing for anyone who's looking at my browser history. What is that I've actually into? I was thinking about that consciously. I'm like, I'm saying, didn't I, my regular Google account and I'm just googling

everything about my little pony and Elecorns And going back to all our previous shows like Asian fetish and Asian tradition and Donkey Kong and Conquer and all that you're on a list somewhere for something I've got a lot of less is I guess what I'm trying to say And just so you know if I do end up dead of a head wound I am not planning a committing suicide that was not my intention Don't believe the authorities when they tell you that's what happened if I die of auto-orotic

Expression like we discussed last week. I was murdered just like David Karadine. Exactly. Thank you. Unfortunately, play track 10. This is an ISO that I grabbed. Unfortunately, this is not going to help my case. It was good that nobody listens to this podcast. I think that's something that we should keep for future shows. There's a spot in here where they're talking about their website. And I'll just play it because it kind of smears for itself. Yeah, well, I need to fix that Bernie Show.com. We had to change a server providers

because our old server provider didn't like how many Ukrainian hackers tried to hit our our WordPress accounts. So I just all I can to picture is like some fucking, you know, Ukrainian dudes in front of a computer like let's hack let's hack broni broniville. In front of a computer like let's hack let's hack broni broniville We get broniville we take broniville down Broniville's got a lot of subscribers. We get we get the broniville. We get all of America. That's his Fuck you and ask Bob No, I'm on a list because I just said that I'm gonna fucking NSA list

It's Kevin and I cloud I kept it at I cloud Kevin at the iCloud dot com So You know one of the things that Kevin and I struggled with on this podcast is understanding even what the fuck they're talking about or what's going on. I have a very short clip, but track five, I called it, how the fuck is anyone following this? His gutter is very bowdash on last period. There's not even words coming out of their mouths at times. It's just noises. Yeah. I have no idea what they're talking about. Even if I knew the character's names, which I don't,

they're not even making sense in the words in between. I can't even put context to it. Well, the thing that I struggled with the most is because obviously I don't know anything about this universe, this pony thing. So they're referring to each other. Sure, I drive you to. I drive a van too. They're referring to each other by nickname. So I think one of them is like, missed, is that one of your names or something?

So they're talking to each other in this kind of you know these nicknames And I don't know if they're talking about fucking God damn horses or what whatever they're talking about I have no clue What they're referring to it's just a yeah, I missed with the other guy was like oh And just it's oh it was so frustrating To try and get through it. But I like that you just said goddamn horses. I don't know the time on goddamn horses.

Instead of a bitch horses or what? So there's a we'll keep going. I have a clip number six. I called it amazingly ironic. She's going to have all these like really weird immortal problems where she's just like, I can't connect to normal people. Broom, broom, broom, broom. What?

So, the spoiler that they put out there is that there's going to be a new Elecorn baby in season six. And that what he was referring to in that clip is that this elo corn baby is going to have problems relating to normal people, which I thought was hilarious because I would imagine that every Brody has a problem relating to normal people. But we back up a second. So an elo cornorn baby, we see if you did your research. You doing an Elecorn is? I do not know what an Elecorn is. I was actually going to ask you

the same thing. Okay, so an Elecorn is a unicorn with Pegasus wings that also has earth pony power. with Pegasus Wings that also has Earth Pony power. So I guess what's happened is when my little ponies first started, they were just cute ponies and girls could buy the little dolls and it's evolved to then being unicorns and then they can fly and then they have superpowers. There's the wikipedia pages is pretty long. I can't say that I was able to read it out. You know what I thought Earth Pony Power was like a real Earth Pony Power is the ability for a pony to walk while shitting. That's all ponies have that ability. That's something I've never pulled off in my life.

Yeah, that's a horse thing. You could like just be in mid-stripe and shitting at the same time. Jelly. That's earth pony power right there. Love it. Yeah, it wings to that. That's a fucking, you know,

that's a pretty fucking powerful thing you got going on. Elecorn, huh? Alright. So that's what an Alicorn is. Now we know. Yeah, I'm knowing is half the battle as G.I. Joe once said, um, I just wish we were actually doing a G.I. Joe podcast because I at least know what the fuck I was talking about. Um, and I would be. Is there a G.I. Joe podcast? I'm sure there is.

There's a slash if we start one. I think we might want to. I always love in GI Joe when Cobra announces who has arrived and who is attacking them. Is that they don't have logos on everything. There's logos on their airplanes, on their missiles, under faces in a lot of cases. Yeah, they're... Oh, Cobra! Okay. They really want you to know who's attacking.

It's Cobra! Could you imagine if it was like El Kairah! That's not thinking. It's like, you don't see ISIS screen. Well, maybe they do. You just got ice sold bitch. You know what it is is they they spent so much money for a graphic designer to do that cobra logo. They're like we're putting this shit on everything. Do you know how much I spent on this logo? Now that we have this dead soul we are using this everywhere. It's on letter-head, it's fucking everywhere. Everywhere there's anything cobra that is a fucking cobra logo on it. They could be a case study in branding if you were going to school for marketing. This is the way you make a brand.

Watch how cobra commander did it. If we're going to spell the name out, make sure you do it in all lower case that's how people do it this day. We have a specific font you didn't use the font. By the way all right getting back to our podcast speaking of fonts there was a funny part I didn't clip it but I wanted to talk about it. The host asked the other two people there's like three hosts out here. He goes, do you know the font that my little pony uses? Both co-hosts shouted out the answer. Like they couldn't get it out fast on the moment.

Generation B. Yeah, yeah. I remember that part. Well, because they know the exact font that they use. Yeah, because they were doing a whole, like a whole little story on the fact that someone was using the font without, I think it's like something official was like using the brony font without paying

for a multiple use license for it. And this is like boring fucking shit. Like, that's the most boring shit. Right, like, what does, I mean, does a fucking brony fan really give two fucks about the font and the licensing? I don't know, I can't figure out what they care about. I have no idea.

They care about shitting at a shitting while you walk. That's the thing. That's, that's a pony, earth pony power. Earth ponies. Yeah, I, I, I, I have a couple of clips. We've covered a few of them here so far, but this is them just admitting straight up what their podcast is about.

Oh yeah, because we don't talk about my little pony. No, we talk about anything else. This is pretty on it. So yeah, that was funny. They don't even, I mean, why even bother, like just have it be like, you know, three douchebags on a mic. That that should be the name of the show because it's not the context of that clip that you had right there was when they interview people who are actually associated with the show.

And they're talking about how those people love it when they interview them because they're not, you know, these people who just have to get into every little storyline or, you know, every little detail of it. They just talk, they just shoot the shit with them. And they're like, yeah, we just talk about whenever. Yeah. Oh my God. They suck in every single way possible. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Totally agreed. Totally agreed. I can't even try to say. Yeah, yeah, totally agreed, totally agreed. I have a clip that it's called Something to Share with your psychiatrist. My premise is that these people are mentally ill. They do a show about my little pony. So that can't be healthy. But track seven, this is something that should be said while weighing down on a couch.

I like having cute little ponies. Humans are less exciting. Humans do not make for a good SFM model. No hooves doesn't do it for you there. Let's go. Oh my god. What is SFM? So, I looked that up too.

I gotta find it again, because now I've already lost what that is. SFM has to do with some type of modeling. All right, it's like source. Oh, like modeling in of like video game making? Like that, because they were talking about that too. Like, modeling of like, like an artistic modeling. It's a source filmmaker.

Okay, all right. Yeah. That's what SFM is. So these people are not only into My Little Pony, but they create their own, like, the one, mist who is on there, she does 3D renderings of my little ponies or socks for my little ponies or something. It goes so deep, I can't even time energy to understand what they're talking about. You know, I just realized I'm on the brony show.com website. And it, because it's back up, so the Ukrainian hackers didn't get you.com website. And it, because it's back up. So the Ukrainian, the Ukrainian hackers didn't,

didn't get you. Thank God. Yeah. This is really sad. But the banner image on the far left, if you're looking at this for the audience, if they go to Brony Show.com, there is a pony that is dressed as an I assume what they're going for is Dr. Who?

Cause he's wearing a fuzz and he's got a bow tie on. Now I'm a Dr. Who fan and this really fucking bumms me out quite a bit. Oh God, I just realized that now I'm like, you know what? Fuck. That's how I would feel if they had like Tommy Wissel as a my little pony. Oh, you're ruining the room I shit my walk I don't know if you're talking about I shit my walk all the time

What's that comedian from Russia? Yeah, right right. Yakuashmirnav. So Yakuashmirnav. Ah yes, my little pony, such a good show. I love I love I watch in the Branson, Missouri where I have my show. Real silverware. Real napkinkin real cloth napkin for your dinner Oh my gosh, we are going so deep right now It's okay. We're just like the bronies fucking show. We're not talking about bronies at all. That's not okay That's not okay, Kevin. They like to shit while they walk they shit everywhere So good to shit while they walk. They shit everywhere. Oh, he's so good.

All right, so I have another one that I want to set up for you. Trek Aids called Brony Problems, and what scope is talking about? Scope is one of the hosts. He plays at some video game that he's really into, and he had a switch his phone over from, you know, whatever is upgrading his iPhone. And so he did this complete backup and then he got his new phone and he was he was very concerned. That he wouldn't have saved his data. So I go and play track eight. Sion has I put a lot of time and money in the game unfortunately yeah well the thing is I did a full backup

The film and when I fired up and want oh god, please don't tell me I lost everything It's you're not if you did the whole the loading the the percentage and then Once upon a time the far off land want oh no Yeah, and the head is like oh everything's here. Oh God And all of a sudden it's just like, we got at a feet nightmare moon, let him go, boy. Oh, I'd had to shot myself. Yeah. It really doesn't take much for scope to commit suicide.

I mean, it doesn't mean just one wrong-loo in the walls. Here's my question. Why hasn't scope committed suicide? It's a very good question. I would encourage it. I would encourage it. I would encourage it. If his life were my little pony and this video game on his iPhone, he's wasting valuable space. There could be a few space someone who's actually contributing to society.

He should go and closet and hang self while masturbating. and hang self while masturbating. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha It's not Colombian. Colombian. I don't know where the fuck I got that from. I like that. He said, Colombian next time, then you didn't feel like that joke was good enough so that he said, thing. Thing. Colombian next time. Good job. Yes.

Oh, that's funny. No, here's the thing. I was thinking about while I was listening to it that I would rather fuck a cheese grater that was soaking in lemon juice. Then listen to any more episodes of this fucking Brodyville show. It's terrible. I mean, it is terrible. And I did hesitate when you said this was the worst show we've listened to because it's really hard to rate it zero versus a zero and decide which one is pulling ahead. But yeah, man, this podcast is brutal. Yeah.

And again, thanks. There's big shout out to my wife for picking this for us. She emailed me a link to it. And I was like, Brody Mill, this sounds like it'll fit. And holy shit. Yeah, and I was doing a little research for potential future podcasts today too. And it was listening to different things. And I'm like, this is just,

I had this plane in the background while trying to decipher future podcasts to listen to. Right. And I was like, I don't know how it gets worse than this. Like if I'm trying to like find things that are questionable or I think would be funny. You want to be a one-downer? Yeah, it's just, I can't, and I even found,

I found a podcast that was all about the porn industry by a foreign dude, and I assume like an American dude. Like I, he had like almost like these kind of accents, he talks a lot to them like this. Oh, then we have to use that. Well, yeah, maybe that's where I got the fucking the courage to do that accent today, but, but that, I mean, I'm listening to that going,

that this is still more entertaining than cartoon ponies that dress up like. Yeah, we've hit rock bottom for sure It's not gonna get worse than this. I can't imagine it possibly good You have any any other clips I got I got a bunch more so what let's start going a little quicker through them if you play track, they're talking about PonyCon and what I thought was fascinating about this and it's a theme throughout the show and through a lot of these clips we're playing, the inside information that they're talking about that no one could possibly fucking know about or care about. Countess Coloratura is going to a pony con. Yes, like everyone else.

Everyone's going to that con. I don't think Tara is. I think she's like the only one who isn't. Who gives a fuck? Yeah, they're just talking to Tara. I go to pony God. I mean, we don't know who that is. And none of the audience does, nor do we give two fucks, that she's not attending a goddamn pony kind of it. It's just, it's composing. It, uh, okay. So my little pony is all about friendship, right? That's the, that's the theme.

So you would think that people who are in my little pony would know what about making friends because this is what they enjoy, is what they study. Track 11, this is coming straight from a brony. How to make friends. You make friends with them and you're like, hey, what's going on? You're not not much and be like cool. You know, I like your stuff. Got that covered? You right that down? Yep. Uh, yeah. I like your stuff. Okay. Yeah. I got that down here. What's going on? Not much. All right. All right. I'm here at a at a Broly convince. I had a bronie convey it sounds like They keep staying the same age I Drawed Chrysler's even before they paid me I watch bronies shit while walking us and not

All right now always when we're going to take a little bit of a turn in the show I'm gonna ask you to play track 12, which I call, wait, fucking furry talk, too. I had dummy Anthracon crap, gross furry stuff. Yeah, I'm gonna go to burga touring, get some really good burgers. Mm, yeah. Mist can talk about furries. Yeah, now.

Well, yeah, I've started, started into their, just this year. They go all the meetups and stuff too, right? Yeah, it's been it's been interesting. Okay, so Miss is starting to get into this whole furry world. So, you know, good for her, you know, it's not just about my little pony. She's got a lot of dimensions this one. Yeah, yeah, and furries are for the audience People who like to dress up as animals and get fucked that's I think That's the I'm sure that's like how I understand what a furry is. It's all sexual right for wiki TV

No, I should be you know, here's the best part about that clip the guy said he wanted to go to burgatory Yeah, that is the best fucking name for a burger restaurant. That is so great. Yeah, it's just so random and dumb to say. So how awful is this chick to look at? I don't know. I mean, did you find her? No, I haven't found a picture of her.

I didn't look really hard, but just based on her interests and her personality, I'm guessing she's a two. I don't know. Number two, like a poop. Like, shit. Yeah, I, I, I don't know. Yeah, I, I don't know. All right.

No, I, I don't know. You know, whatever, she's into some weird shit. I get it And more power to her for going on a podcast and telling everybody about it But I like you keep saying that you're like someone's gonna Google me and see that I have a wiggle collection I better I got it. I'm in the room to weird shit look I'm into some some pretty juvenile shit for a 40 year old. Let me let me get that street But you're 40 well not quite. I'm not even 39 yet, but goddamn it. I feel 40 and anyway

No, you know, I like Lego. I like to collect the fucking little league let Lego mini-figs Yeah, I said it. I just fucking said that out loud Try out here Kevin. All right good. I don't play with them though You know, I don't like pull them out like fucking like make a little battle scenes and shit Well actually I was skiping with you and you didn't know that I had the Skype up. Yeah, right Yeah, cuz Skype has been so reliable for us that I wouldn't know that it's running on the background I know we can't even connect to what we're trying to right All right, so track 13. This is a sequel to that last one. It's called holy shit more furry talk and just to warn everybody

This is a longer clip, but well worth it There is the There's one I haven't gone to partially because of intimidation. Have you heard of frolic? Oh? Yeah, have you scope have you heard of frolic? I have not. Okay. Frolic is, oh you go for it, Mist. Oh yeah. Well, it's a meetup where they basically take over a nightclub for for the evening. Yeah. They have like all their own DJs and stuff. But yeah, I looked at pictures from the last one and I was like, this is something I think I want a really good friend to be with me to see, uh-huh, yeah, you know, it's one thing to just go to the normal, just standing outside in public kind of meetups,

but another to be in that kind of club environment that is very much, you start getting the leather masks and the shirtless and the, I'm like, no. The first suitors and all of a sudden in five point harnesses and you're like, hmm. Yeah. Ha ha ha ha. I love that there's a night club that has a fucking little pony night. Like they take over the club there. No, no, this isn't my little pony. This is the furry convention. Oh, all right. All right.

That's why it's called frolic. All right. Oh, I thought that was called frolic. That's why she's hesitant. If it was my little pony, she's all in. But she's just started to dabble with this furry thing. And what I thought was interesting about that clip was she saw pictures and was hesitant. That's a good sign. You should be hesitant of attending this event when you see pictures of it. Right. Unfortunately, she still wants to go,

but at least she was hesitant. I feel like that's a pause, a step in the right direction for, for mist. She's for a curious. So she's not quite right. Not quite committed yet. Oh, God. Um, go ahead. I just want to, I want to see like what the DJ like dresses up as the fucking frolic event, you know, like a fox Of course you have that I guess that makes sense. Yeah. What does the fox? Oh Jesus I forgot about that. Oh, yeah, love that song. Yes Um, all right. I got I got another track on here. It's just simply called a swing and a miss. And friends of mine have wanted to get me in a rhino suit

and just start charging and everybody. You should get a rhino name it VISA. That way you could charge everyone. Ah... Ahhh... Ah... That is uh... Did you hear that part of the show? I did, yeah, there's a series of fucking dad jokes about credit cards in there.

They, he told that joke nobody laughed, they all went, uh... And then for some reason they made 15 more jokes about, oh we can call them mastercard. Oh, Paisy Discover, it was like holy shit, the first one bombed. Why are you piling on this joke? Right. Exactly. Yeah, they were calling back to nothing. They're just coming back to the worst things that they could do. But again, this goes back to our point before that these are boring people having a boring conversation. This was not a show. These are lonely people having a conversation about nothing. They were trying to find things to to talk about even when it was a boring thing to talk about

They're like all right. Well, that was a shitty joke. Let's talk about that for a while Well, I think one thing we've noticed with a lot of these podcasts that we've reviewed is no one were way better well while that and It doesn't seem like anyone wants to take the time to edit So when there's shit that just doesn't seem like anyone wants to take the time to edit. So, when there's shit that just doesn't work, you know, take it out. I guess if you realize that it isn't working, I mean, I think these people aren't really self-aware

a lot of the times, but. Well, I'm sure that if you went to Apple Cider and said, did this episode need to be an hour and 40 minutes, he'd probably admit that they could trim a few here and there. Yeah. That'd be my guess. I don't know what else to say about this goddamn show. Alright, let me just play. Let me just play. I've got more things real quick and then we'll wrap it up. Track 15, I called this Broney's Making Fund of Anyone Else is completely ridiculous. Oh, I don't I don't need to go talk about how much we love dragons.

For you experience this with that dragon. Yeah, you don't need that. That's the late night. 18 plus everyone is time for the wolf panel. Come on. Time to talk about your wolf sonas. We gotta get our pack together.

Oh, good. Yeah, I didn't do any of those. You're the Omega. I'm wolf alpha. Oh gosh. Shut up. I like how that adjoo would scope going shut up. Oh, I wish you would have said that a lot more often. I love that clip.

These are guys, the whole show is about my little pony and season six and then they're making fun of a virgin which by the way missed his attended. So she's talking about these panels that she goes to you but they're talking about like yeah I don't want to go to those panels where it's just like a bunch of wolves get together and talk about wolf things like I don't know that you're in a position to really make fun of anyone at this point guys. Yeah, I like the I like wolf sona Yeah, we got it. We're gonna discuss our wolf sona Actually like that boys too. It's pretty funny But it actually hard gets back to earlier in the show. They were talking about one of the spoilers for season six.

There's gonna introduce a new character named Flurryheart. And they hated that name because it sounds too much like a care bear. Like, did you really think that my little pony is cooler than care bears? Oh, Jesus. That can't be possible. Like, it's gotta be neck and neck with that is the lamest shit

you could possibly be into. Like, who would give a crap? Flurry heart sounds like a fat person disease. Like, he died from flurry heart. He went to a friendlies way too much for flurry. No more sticks for grandpa. He's got the Flurry art. Flurry art. But just to give you an idea, some of the names of the ponies that they do like are Fluttershy,

Princess Luna, Petro. These are all acceptable names, but that's ridiculous. Oh shit. I can't even wrap my hat around it. I one last thing, I actually clipped their sign off and Kevin, I might steal this. This is, I like this one. We'll go ahead and catch you next time. Sleep well every pony. It's starting to look smacked. And then sleep well every pony. That's awesome. Sleep well every pony.

Yeah, you need to start using it, I think, at the end of of these shows. I think that's better than my sea crest out that I've been using. Yeah, it's definitely an upgrade. Yeah, yeah, I think I might do that. Okay. All right. So Kevin, this has been a lot of fun, right? Yeah. It's podcast ever.

We listened to the worst podcast. I did a Russian fucking impression. That's really bad. And yeah, it's been one of the ages. It was supposed to be top of me with so. All right, right, yeah, even worse. I was trying to do somebody else, and it sounded like a ease.

So it wasn't a bad Russian accent. It was a terrible Tommy with so accent. That's true. Give yourself some credit there. All right, the path on the back, yes. I actually have, since we're talking about it, I actually have the... Anything for my princess?

I'm not that far off. I actually have the room sound board app on my phone and... I don't understand women. It's amazing. I don't understand women. I think it's... here's a little bit over the top. It's so much. At least. Are you excited about the James Franco movie? The disaster? I cannot wait. I listened to that book on tape, which I highly recommend because Greg Sisterro, who wrote it, does Tommy Wissow's voice whenever he does the Tommy Wissow dialogue.

It's hysterical. It's so funny. So yeah, very much looking forward to that movie. That's going to be awesome. Yeah. Cool. All right. So next week, we're going to do this again. Yeah. Cool. All right. So next week, we're going to do this again. Yeah. And we're

going to we're going to listen to another podcast because Bronieville never again. Never learned our lesson. You didn't subscribe to it in iTunes. I never going to join this world again. I didn't realize that my little pony and the furry thing overlap so much. They talked more about furries, maybe than they did about my little pony. And I was afraid. I was I was scared and afraid and I don't want to listen to that anymore. So next week we have something that's, I think all of us can relate to. Why don't you play my teaser? Jared, why don't you give us a state of the Republic this week?

Yeah, no problem. So BFC had a pretty quiet week all in all. We won all our wars in pretty commanding fashion, including our all-star war against a little French clan. Followed that with a couple of 95% total destruction wins over a Serbian clan and a pretty funny war against a US-based clan called the Hinchman. And I'm pretty sure those guys still have no idea that they let us

spy into their clan. Oh, I guess they did. They have no idea. OK, all right. What the fuck is this? This podcast is called Clash Republic Podcast. Episode eight, Doomsday Edition. This is a podcast about clash of clans

Oh, the video game. Yes, these are people who play clash of clans and They're they're pretty fucking into it Kevin. Wow I don't think they're gonna getting off the the topic like these dummies at Broneyville. I think these guys are gonna be razor sharp focused on clash of clans. I don't even know how you can talk about the game. I've never played it before. I've seen all the TV commercials at Ednauseum.

So I know what it is, but I think we're gonna learn a lot more about clash of clans and the types of losers that that can't attract. Yeah. So that should be fun. So before we go, I was thinking, like, you know, we were talking about GI Joe

and having our own podcast, maybe about GI Joe. Can we call it co-brose? Yes. So we just talk about co-brose, like our infatuation with the co-brose and co-br the Cobra Commander and it's Cobra's. I like that name because it implies that we're rooting for Cobra. Yeah, exactly. Which I am. Yeah. Yeah. Like I'm always an underdog kind of guy. Like I'm a Chicago Cubs fan. I like the Buffalo Bill.

I'm an underdog kind of guy. You know, it's like go Cobra man. These guys just keep getting their ass handed to him. One of these days They're gonna come up victorious You know, there's strategies off, but they're gonna figure it out and swear They're fucking leader wears a hood like a just a fucking blue hood for no reason or a silver mask The guy just think he can't decide which which persona he wants. Oh, well, whatever. I goddamn well feel like it which persona he wants. Oh, well, whatever I goddamn will feel like it. I know it.

It goes against the whole branding thing that I was talking about before. It's like, you need consistency. That's how you get this across. I've got a goddamn best friend with a metal head. Oh, my, all right. That's a pretty good idea. All right, so tune in next week's for Cobras.

Oh, Jesus, all right. All right, that's a that's a pretty good idea. All right, so tune in next week for co-brows All right, well this is this has been great anybody who actually hung through this till the end Congratulations, I Don't know how you did it. I don't know how how we did it But we actually listened to that show, but please join us again next week because it might be the show where we find out once and for all who are these podcasts. Sleep well every pony. I'm gonna go back to the place where I was born I'm gonna go back to the place where I was born I'm gonna go back to the place where I was born

I'm gonna go back to the place where I was born I'm gonna go back to the place where I was born I'm gonna go back to the place you