Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep08 - Joe on Joe

Episode Date: April 3, 2016

Kevin and Karl review Joe on Joe, a podcast all about G.I. Joe.  We did something different this week and we each reviewed two different episodes to compare.  Kevin listened to an episode entitled "The Vines of Evil" while Karl listened to "In The Cobra's Pit".  How could there be a podcast about G.I. Joe you ask?  Well apparently there is a podcast for literally every topic ever.  Listen to in-depth discussions about Flint, Duke, Roadblock, Shipwreck and other crap that no one gives AF about.  Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello and welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts, I'm Kevin. And I'm Carl. And we listen to podcasts so you don't have to. And today's show will be analyzing and reviewing a podcast called Joe on Joe. And the episode is titled The Vines of Evil. So as always, we've both listened to the show separately. We haven't discussed it with each other beforehand. And so without further ado, let's find out once and for all who are

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I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm W-A-T-P-W-A-T-P will not be airing this week so that we can bring you a special edition of Cobros! Cobros! That's right, Cobros is taken over this week. Cobros is the only podcast that listens to the only podcast

about GI Joe and analysis and reviews it. We got to listen to Joe Slupski discuss an episode of GI Joe. And on his Twitter, it says the only podcast word Joe Slupski discusses GI Joe and then in all caps, the only podcast were Joe Slupski discusses G.I. Joe and then in all caps the only one So it's at the only one where Joe Slupski discusses G.I. Joe or the only podcast is discusses G.I. Joe in general I think you know what there's a shit ton of fucking G.I. Joe Podcasts. Yeah, I think there are there's a bunch of them. I was quite surprised I guess this is the only one where we get to hear Joe Slepsky. Yeah, boy, he's talk about it. He's quite a broadcaster. This is Joe Slepsky.

Or what? So Kevin, I, um, the show is only 22 minutes long. It's about the length of the actual GI Joe show. Yeah. So what I did was I actually listened to a different podcast than the one you listened to. So I changed it up on you this time. I listened to the episode before the episode that you listen to. Oh wow. So that way we won't have any clips that are redundant. Wow, this is some crazy loopy shit

we're gonna do right here now. I know, man. So you're gonna hear shit that you'd never heard before, but I don't think any of it will surprise you. No, no, well, when I was loading the clips in here, I have, I noticed some that were similar, which is really, really funny, that you have some that are named in the same way that I have some named as well. So I thought we were still doing the same podcast, but now that's even more funny because, uh, uh, uh, that means he's, uh, he's got a thing for, for some of these characters. Right. Well, all right. So I do want to start off with my main observation.

And I hope you don't mind. I just have a few clips that I want to play before, um, you get into yours, Kevin, just so I can, can, I just want to establish this. It's something that I think will be a theme throughout our show talking about Joe on Joe. Play Track 2, this is the smugness of Joe Slapsky. They have a giant red truck that's carrying some sort of laser and the truck is totally out to his prep. They're flying skyhawks. That's carrying some sort of laser and the truck is totally out to his friend

They're flying skyhawks So he does this thing when he says something that he thinks is I don't know Funny or cool or interesting. He breathes in and then he does a lip smack And this guy's mouth noises. He must be way up on that microphone. I feel like I'm in this guy's mouth as he's talking. Play, I have a track on here that's just called mouth noises. Now what I did is as I was going through the show, anytime he would make a mouth noise, I would just clip it and build it into this track. None of these are the same noise.

These are all separate noises from just one 22-minute podcast. Okay. Oh my god. So. Oh my god. Oh this makes me want to throw up. Oh my God. I hope no one's eating right now. Oh, Jesus.

But this is, I couldn't get over this because that's all I'm hearing now. He doesn't lip smack before every sentence. I'm so disgusting. I think I have, let me look at my clips because I thought I had one that was very similar. I often say that I hope people stumble upon our show, talking about their show. I think that if Joe Slapsky, who's, this is relatively new, the show is, I hope that if he finds our show, it makes him better.

Because he's not, obviously paying attention to all the fucking noises he's making. It's so disgusting. Now, yeah, I have one here that's, this is just how I sum up the entire episode of the one I listened to. And it's like, I titled it Learn How to Edit, please. Here we go. Except with the, with the voice stylings of Jack Nicholson.

How long did it take to get that shit out? He couldn't think of Jack Nicholson. It was like, oh, oh. Yeah, that one, that sums it up pretty well. Although I will say, and I was listening to the show with some friends the other night, as I was clipping it, we were all listening together through actually a big stereo system.

So it was pretty loud. He's a decent broadcaster in the fact that his voice is good for broadcasting. Hmm. If he could just get the microphone away from his face and do a little bit of editing, I feel like he would be decent at this. Well, yeah, considering the fact that he's doing a show about GI Joe, I guess maybe I had a low expectations. Yeah, God. All right, before we go to fire down another path, in the episode that I listened to, the character Roadblock, he only talks in rhymes.

And I guess this was the introduction to this character and Joe Slepski's really excited about it. So I took that along with all the noises that comes out of Joe's mouth and I created a techno song. And again, I hope he listens to the show because I might actually add some cool content for his show. He's more than welcome to use this if he wants. Could you play Joe on Joe techno song? So, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, I could see if I can screw like this dude, and if I can rematch that shit, I know I was I was I

Wasn't sure how much to put into it. I probably could have spent another couple hours building that too And I was enjoying it so much. Oh, God. This is the most production I've ever done out of show right out of the gate Dootdoot. Dootdoot. Dootdoot. Dootdoot. Dootdoot. Dootdoot. Dootdoot. Dootdoot. Dootdoot. Dootdoot. Dootdoot. Dootdoot. Dootdoot. Dootdoot. Dootdoot. Dootdoot. Dootdoot. Dootdoot. Dootdoot. Dootdoot. Dootdoot. Dootdoot. Dootdoot. Dootdoot. Dootdoot. Dootdoot. Dootdoot. Dootdoot. Dootdoot. Dootdoot. Dootdoot. Dootdoot. Dootdoot. Dootdoot. Dootdoot. Dootdoot. Dootdoot. Dootdoot. Dootdoot. Dootdoot. Dootdoot. Dootdoot. Dootdoot. Dootdoot. Dootdootdoot. Dootdoot. Dootdoot. Dootdoot. Dootdootdoot. Dootdoot. Dootdoot. Dootdootdoot. Dootdootdoot. Dootdootdoot. Dootdootdoot. Dootdootdoot. Dootdootdoot. Dootdootdoot. Dootdootdoot. Dootdootdoot. Dootdoot. Dootdootdoot. Dootdoot. Dootdoot. Dootdootdoot. Dootdootdoot. Dootdoot. Dootdoot. Dootdootdoot. Dootdootdoot. Dootdootdoot. Dootdoot. Dootdoot. Dootdootdoot. Dootdoot. Here's one that I cut out here. It falls into that trap of, I think it's actually, I think you can use the Star Trek next generation Warf analogy with it. Now, all right. I want to focus on how long it takes him to get to what he's trying to say. This is why I don't think he's a good broadcaster.

So listen to this. Just listen. He's like, I think it's all, but then I just want to listen again. Okay. Okay. It falls into that trap of, I think it's actually actually I think you can use the Star Trek next generation war I think it is Star Trek war it's hard to do a podcast by yourself I'm sure that you will attest to that I will and let me tell you okay I'm gonna plug I'm gonna plug uh I'm gonna plug just aired with Kevin Ricotta which is me uh that's I I review a recap TV shows and I'm doing walking dead right now and let me tell you it's fucking difficult it's very difficult to do by yourself because

there's no one to play off of at all and I listening to this I'm like fuck is this what I sound like when I do this thing like oh yeah and then Flint just fucking he just pole vaulted over a couple of cobra tanks and uh it's like oh so you what you just said brings up a question that I have about the production of this show I'm not sure if he's putting in clips of the show after he records himself or he's playing them on the fly as he's going, because there are times when he'll kind of, and I don't know if he'd be watching the show

and talking about it on mute and then bringing the volume up at certain times to play clips, because there are times when he'll pull the clip in and it's kind of fits in there perfectly and he comes out and then there are other times like if you play Number 13 This like why would he just be talking over? The GI Joe episode just makes everything confusing There is no and to the amount of Joe and Joe fighting that coba is interested in.

Yeah, what is that? Why did he have the GI Joe show up and then he's just talking about something different on top of it? I think he's doing, yeah, he's listening to it or has it playing while he's doing this show. So he's potting it down and up whenever he needs to. So it's kind of like what we did when we did the live show, except we didn't pot it all the way down. So it was just kind of like, you know, in the background, is it like a bed.

So I think that that's what he's doing with this is he's just sort of talking over the episode. And then there's times where it where it like syncs up completely to what he's just sort of talking over the episode. And then there's times where it, where it, it like syncs up completely to what he's talking about. If that's the case, because I thought maybe that's what he's doing. If that is the case, are we supposed

to be watching the show as he's telling us about it? Because there are times when he's explaining what's going on in the show is if we're, is it supposed to care about the plot of the show? And then there's other times when he's explaining about the action show as if we're supposed to care about the plot of the show and there's other times explaining about the action figures as if we care about that bullshit or other behind the scenes talking about the voice talent and which guy does the voice of which guy and who gives a fuck about that. So I'm confused as a listener, how am I supposed to be enjoying this amazing show? You know, that's a very good question. I don't know. I don't think you are.

I don't think anyone's supposed to be enjoying it. I think this is just a vanity project for this guy. I'm talking to a microphone. Similar to just aired with Cameron Akad, if you want to join. Yeah, I don't have a lot of similar air. Yes, definitely. At least you're doing a show that's relevant and people actually watch. Play Track 1

where he's talking about how he's got this new podcast. And the best thing you can do if you like the show, tell your friends. If you're part of some kind of underground G.I. Joe cult, tell them, say, hey, listen, there's a new G.I. Joe podcast in town. What? Could you imagine? Imagine that cult. God, I know.

I'm the first. We only speak in rhymes. We only speak in rhymes. And we, uh, early joined Scientology before I joined the GI Joe cult. It sounds like a, I have a similar one at the beginning of his show. He has a lot of plugs here for first year. Appreciate everyone who gives us a listen and follows us on Twitter, Joe and Joe Pond, Facebook,

Joe and Joe Pond, Instagram, send me an email at Joe and Joe Pond at gmail.com. It's got a lot of ways to contact them. Now we here at WATP, we have like one way. Essentially, we have a website and you can email us to the website or whatever. He has an Instagram feed and I'm really curious as to what the fuck does Guy posts on his Instagram feed for a GI Joe podcast. I can tell you right now. Oh boy. I went and looked up all of his

properties and I'm happy to report to you that Joan Jo Pada on Instagram has nine followers and he has generated one post which is the logo of his show, Joan Jo. Now that might sound kind of pathetic considering he's plugging it, but let's switch over to Twitter, where he has 27 followers. He's thinking all the people who are following him, he has 27 followers. Oh boy. Okay. So then you go to his Facebook page, and now on Facebook, Kevin, you know this works, you create a page and you invite all your friends to go like it and you'll get a certain number of people

Just click the button to see a leave them alone. There are 109 people who like his Facebook page Okay, and what point is this guy start to get discouraged? I'm hoping soon. Well, you get in that those Facebook numbers are like fucking Gold to him. He's like holy shit 109 which means if he posts something on there 2.3 people will see it That's how Facebook works I was thinking it'd be really cool if we had a w at p instagram fee But it was just shots of toilet toilet bowls with turds in them. Oh, that's not a bad idea Yeah, it's like the big one one so on Joe and it just shows a big shit. Yeah, it just shows like various pieces of poop and a ball.

I think that would be good. I don't know. Turn it. You know, we were talking last week about how many lists we must be on with the Google searches that we're doing and the Yeah, the shit that we're doing to research for the show. Imagine we have an Instagram only show shit, right? There's there's no way I could legally purchase a handgun in any state in this show. Imagine we have an Instagram and only show shit. Right. There's no way I could legally purchase a handgun in any state in this union. All of our fans are Germans. Oh, I love, love posts. Love Instagram posts. Love Instagram posts. Uh, Tommy, why so is German though?

No, I don't get me started. I keep doing voice. All right, getting back to this show, a couple clips to play rapid fire. There's a track three, which is Zartan. Hey, hey, hey, it gets a little bit homo erotic here. A little file card spotlight is gonna be Zartan, the master of disguise, because he is introduced in this episode. Remember a cobra's a snake and snake is sneakspelled sideways. What? What?

Copa is a snake. Yeah, and snake is a sneak spelled sideways. Do the math, Kevin. It adds up. Sneak spelled sideways. All right. Well, I mean, yeah, well, who the fuck am I to know? I'm just a civilian. I'm not a military person. And if you play, if you play track five, this one's called Super Gay for Zartek. This is where it's funny because I have a bunch of super gay for ones to that from a different podcast, but this guy is so gay for Zartad. So Zartad can alter his skin color at will to blend in with his environment. He's also a master of makeup and disguise. He's a ventriloquist, a linguist. He knows over 20 languages and dialects, and he's an acrobatic contortionist and practitioner of several mystical martial arts

He got that out pretty good. Holy shit He knew exactly what to say doesn't know Jack Nicholson But he knew exactly what to say when he's talking about Zartan is boyfriend Well, because he's reading it off the stupid fucking cards that they come with right, but he said here's the other thing All right, so I have a bunch. He's he it off the stupid fucking cards that they come with. Right. But he said, here's the other thing. All right, so I have a bunch. He's really into Flint in my episode. No, he loves Flint.

So here's, I have a bunch of Flint ones. I'm just going to play him back. Wait, before you play it, before you play it, Kevin, I'm going to put you in a spot. Do you know who the voice talent was of Flint? Uh, Sheki Green. I have no fucking Because he says it like a whole bunch of times in a row as if you're supposed to know who that is

Yeah, no, I have no fucking clue All right play your club I think quickly very quickly became the lead male on G.I. Joe between Flint and the other character actually strangely that is introduced in this episode for the first time. So he he's talking there about Flint and then he's hinting at another surprise cameo from a new Joe that we don't know about yet. Now I'll play for that that a little later, but here's here's some more gay for Flint. some more gay for Flint's. So that lopsided grin, what they're talking about is it's Han Solo, it's Harrison Ford. If there was anyone that was a model to be that, it would be Flint. That's Harrison Foward. That's Harrison Faward, Mr. Slime. So he's on the level.

He's a pretty good guy. Here's another one I hit it. So we all know Flint. He's got that great look. He wears the, he's got the beret, you know, and the camo pants and he carries the sawdust shotgun. I'm going in the break. The camo pants and he carries the sawdust shotgun Going into break

So if it just has a good look Good look and voiced by the very capable Bill Ratner. There we go, Bill Ratner, that's the guy. Yeah, he mentioned it many times, so I thought you might have remembered. I love how he does that, because he's gushing over Flint, and he's like, oh, no, we have to take a break. Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh It's just yeah he brings up the volume every time they're going into commercial Which is I would argue the only thing we don't need to hear it has nothing to do with the show or the plot But for some reason that's where he brings the volume up. Yeah, so he's like uh, yeah, so uh Flint supposedly has a very big package, you know, I don't know about hold on a second. Hold on

Anyway, I was talking about Flint's dick and then so I was so uh, wait a minute, hold on. It's supposed to be really thick and juicy. I don't know, but that's what it says on the back of the card at it. He does talk about the G.I. Joe universe as if it's a real thing. And I'll say, I hope that what's actually going on here is, you know, Flynn just has the best background. And that's why he started taking over and, you know, as a bigger character than Duke.

I'm like, right. Are you are you lost? Are you not sure what's going on? Because at times, I feel like he's in on the joke that he's talking about a kid's cartoon show. And then there are other times, when I'm not sure that he is, I have a track that's called, okay, it's official. This guy is not in on the joke.

Oh, one more first for the episode, Cobra Commander in a Hood, which is such a cool look. That was a Malloway card. Such a great look. Cobra Commander in a Hood is such a great look. Such a great look, dude. Here's Cobra Commander speaking, who I fucking love. Whoever did this voice, I this is the best voice ever.

Yes. Give me no buts. Lower the dominator. Give me no butts. I love that voice because it was also, no, I'm going to get really nerdy. It was also Starscream on Transformers. Oh, right, right. Yeah.

But I didn't do anything different. Whoever this voice talent actor, that's obviously not his real voice. It's like Gilbert Godfrey on crack. But he did the exact same voice on two popular TV shows that probably aired back to back in 1984 You couldn't mix it up a little bit. Hey, it's so over the top. They're like hey Henry. Uh, have you gotten any work lately? Yeah, I just I booked a toothpaste commercially when I you want to check it out sure. Yeah, let's let's let's let's hear it What's it? Oh, yeah, let me let me play it here we go I use toothpaste every morning and it's cold eight everything the guy the creeps will die everything he does is in that voice. Hey Henry, okay, dial it back a little bit.

It's a little bit of the top there. Oh, it is, alright. Aaaaah! No, just don't adjust your volume, just change the voice you're using. This is Proctor and Gamboa, alright? We have a certain theme that we like to have with our commercials. You've reached Henry Dodd. I'm the voice of many characters.

Please leave a message after the beep. Yeah. Cover Commander fucking rules. And you know what I love is Destro? Destro's kind of like the second in command for Cobra, right? Yeah. It's got the silver face. I never noticed this before, but he's like the Paul Stanley of, uh, of cobra.

Like his shirts all open. And it's like, it goes down way too far with this big open shirt. Uh, he's got his own private. His own private bus. Where none of the groupies go on. You're like, what's going on? It's very ironic. Yeah. As Destro have ever been with any of the groupies go on you're like what's going on? It's a bit ironic. Yeah.

Is Destro ever been with any of the coper groupies? No, not that I'm aware of. Oh, that's kind of weird because they throw themselves on them. Yeah, but you know, he's got a lot of work to do. He's busy with stuff. This is Gene Simmons from Kiss. You know only fifty thousand million dollars That's all right. What's I don't know any references to

Right, right. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you Yeah, so he has another there's a another GIG or Joe or whatever that appears in this episode that he is just completely smitten for and here's the intro for it. You don't live around here do you? Don't be so nervous, I'm not with Cobra. Then who are you with? I'm with myself and anybody who can pay my price The name shipwreck Yeah He heard like dudes named after shipwreck

That's why now you want to pay my All right, so here's the thing he He goes on and on about shipwreck and then he says, well, I think I played it earlier. He says Jack Nicholson. He says that that's a Jack Nicholson impression, basically. But the first time I heard it, it sounds like Michael Douglas. Okay. I don't know. He's like, down Michael Douglas or behind the Cabral Abray, Michael Douglas. But like, falling down like Michael Douglas. You know how Michael Douglas has that kind of like, well, this is basically, he's got this, this much.

You don't live around here. Yeah, you want me to eat you vagina, right? Oh yeah, it's like fatal instinct. Yeah, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's this. It's like romancing the stone. Yeah. Well, I have a clip that kind of goes along with what you're talking about here. Track a, I call white boy problems. The chest plates that he wore change colors. He also came with a mask and the mask was totally shipwreck's face. So as a very literal

minded boy, he only changed into shipwreck. Like that was I was I was like, he can't only be shipwreck. So every adventure he had to it was our tenant of all shipwreck because when you put the face mask on him, he only looked like shipwreck. I wasn't have to have him look like Duke. Stop saying shipwreck! Jesus Christ! All right, Kevin, you want to know what the real question is? What? What's that? Flight track 12.

So what did we learn this episode? What did we learn? I feel like that's a clip that we can use on future shows. That's something we should be asking every time. What did we learn, Kevin? What did we learn about this? That toys don't make a very good podcast. Oh, well, that's pretty good point. I mean, my episode that I listened to,

he talked about Zartan turning blue if he was in the sun for a good 10 minutes of it in between a lip smacks. He does something. He talks about that a little bit worth of Destro making fun of Zartan's uh Sun thing. Oh yeah. Yeah. It's no not sunlight. So once again we see Zartan getting attacked by the sunlight. Uh kind of a reminder for the toy and then and here's Dessero kind of kind of being a dick He's left it in man's disability Yeah, man, I can't believe Dessels be a dick. Yeah, what a dick Yeah, I'm gonna talk to copers HR. You know what the wide must be out the fucking door for HR and GoPro

Dessels be the dick again. I I can door for eights, I would go, bro. Oh, that's just be the dick again. I give you guys two weeks of PTO every year. And a 401k match. What else do you want? That's fucking great. There's coffee always stocked in the break room. Who's been spilling the coffee and not cleaning it up?

Yes. And who has not been flushing the toilets? There's lots of turds left in there. I'm trying to run a terrorist organization around here. Have some fucking respect for the place. I can't do the boys and I wish I got All right, so this is totally unrelated, but I just wanted to ask you play it's not numbered, but it's opening theme song Now this is not making fun of Joe on Joe. That's how his show starts. I'm sure that's music from GI Joe. Right. But what war are they fighting? The revolutionary war that's like

fight and drum music. But then we get away from that. I don't think in Vietnam we're fucking walking through the jungles with a little piccolo flute. What are they thinking with that? That's the gayest shit ever. Totally do! If someone was coming to fight me and that was the music, I would like spring into actually like, oh this is gonna be fun. We can dance around a little bit. Maybe there'll be some... It's like, look at... You can expect the bitches to show up or something.

Yeah, he walks to be dancing. Yeah. Exactly. It's not intimidating at all. Oh, he... And my opposite is a really good job of explaining how snake eyes works. Is because anyone, anyone remembers a snake eyes is is deaf or whatever. You can't. That's deaf.

You, that's it. That's the thing with snake eyes. Since he doesn't talk, you've got answer like kind of like a, like a call and repeat. Like where one character has to say, oh, I know what we need and then and then they they Into it from the silent character and then they have to repeat it all your rights. Thank guys. We need we need that antenna I love you just breaks it down for us man like how how it all fucking works really an observation. Yeah, he's This guy's on the ball. Why do you think snake eyes didn't have a voice? Do you think they couldn't get Henry to do a different character for them?

Just put out any other voice for snake eyes. Yes, I am snake eyes. I Can't do any other fucking voice that's they guys and then you would have other people say what he's saying Let's see. Yeah, let's see if I can bring it down a little bit here. Let's see if I can... Hey, I'm sick, guys! Hey, you guys! That's fucking 80s, man. These guys were so halved up.

Uh, it's like, uh, the guy who did Optimus Prime did a bunch of shit too I think he did like different that dude had a very like distinct voice So he kind of could pick him out like when he was in other shit But he wasn't putting on a voice. I think the guy does Optimus Prime. That's just how he talks Probably yeah, probably Yeah, which is funny if this is a hot this guy talk. It's the easiest form of voice talent ever Yeah, it just comes in it does his own thing like yeah, yeah, I'm fucking out of my surprise Okay, what do you think this robot would sound like oh, I think he's like this. Hey, I'm a robot from outer space. How's it going guys?

Perfectly nailed it That's exactly what we were looking for All right, I got a All right, I got a clip that I think would be fun to listen to. It's track 10, it's called, whoa, was that racism? It gets paid in gold and we all know what else does our dreadnacks love? Dreadnacks love, grape soda? Oh, jeez. That's so smart, dude.

Oh, I'm calling each other. Grape soda.. Great soda. Great pasta. Do you want to watch it? I want some chicken wings. Is that what you think, Joe? Did you not watch the sensitivity training video? Dust Road did the whole sensitivity demonstration.

I could just do an entire podcast. We really need to do co-brows because I could do an entire podcast as a pulver commander. That would be perfect. I'll play Joe Slapsky right out. It sounds like a gay porn out here. That was lip smacks. Ow! Please!

Um, there is one thing that I want to announce about this show, the Sinof fucking rules. And I thought the Bronieville Sinof was cool, this one might be better. Now I took a minus, this is the worst sign off, that's the name of mine. I'm not fucking real. All right, that's funny. Remember, now you're Joe, and Joe is half the battle. And Joing is half the battle. Okay, yeah, that's the same one to use that mine.

Now you Jo and Joing is half the battle. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. Okay, that one might sneak its way into rotation for us. You're alright. This is how much this is This is really sad, but as a man, I watch porn, right? So Joe means something in porn. It means jerk off encouragement. So we said I've never heard that. Well, I'm in this little beard shit. So, jerk off encouragement.

So that's like when they root you on? Yeah, basically it's like the girl roots, you know, like is, I get out of root, I guess is the best way to put it. But like she's she's cheering for completion. Yeah, I think so. I mean, I'm this show is actually over. You can turn it off now. Funnily, yeah, you were saying about what Joe is, where would I find these videos?

If I wanted to look them up or something. Um, no, so when I hear, I mean, this is how fucking warped my mind is. So when I hear, you know, his sign office, like, it takes a whole meaning. Not a little different meaning. Showing his half the battle. Showing his half the battle. I would say, showing is the beginning, middle and end of the battle. I almost didn't get all my clips down because I was showing so much.

It's a problem with the internet. You know, it's like you just fucking do a Google search for Joe on Joe and you never know it's gonna come off. It's just two girls rooting you on Joe on Joe. never know it's gonna come up. It's just two girls rooting you on Joe on Joe with foam fingers. I thought you wanted me to do number one on your figure. The penit just says jerk. So do you have any other clips that you want to play? I think I'm pretty much exhausted with this Joe character. Yeah, there's one I'll play. I don't know if it's if it's any good or not. We may have covered most of it, but he this guy is clearly not like into a lot of normal mainstream things because just listen to this once again, cobra is in charge of an arena of sport. An arena of sport. What goes on in this arena? Sport.

Sport. There's an arena of sports. So he talks about this arena of sport, where they pit Joe's against like other, I don't know, like it's like a gladiator thing or something. I just thought arena of sport such an interesting way of Of saying an arena

So that's I think that's all for me. That's all I got All right, well that was fun. I enjoyed listening to to Joe on Joe and the best part about it is 22 minutes long Yeah, exactly can't beat that cabinet. I just fucking hate homework and when we have these longer podcasts We have to listen to it it can get torturous speaking of longer podcasts to listen to why don't we check out our teaser clip for the podcast will be listening to and reviewing next week As a guy who got screwed five times out of seeing guns and roses to and reviewing next week. And they don't show up. Okay, damn. Okay, I got mad at Duff. All right. I was in Seattle and almost punched Duff in the face. Okay. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, you hit a sore spot. Yeah, that's a real stinks. I was there. I was there in St. Louis when I arrived. He didn't see the real guns and roses. Listen, Ralphie. Ralphie, I want to tell you something. You know, ACDC is great. Yes, Axel with ACDC. I don't think so, but certainly guns and roses, you know, slash and actually don't you think that's gonna be a great show?

Yes. It's the man that would be cow. The man cow. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm a baby. What?

I'm kind of cheating, but not really. So this is the man-com morning show. They do put it out as a podcast. So every podcast is available on iTunes. I'm listening to the one from April 1st. I'm hoping that there's some great April Fool's Day antics that go on. He's not so defeated. The fucking dude, the dude is crack him up. He fucking the exorros man. Well that must be their stunt boy. Every morning

show has the stunt boy and then you have the whole who tries to come everybody down. And I'm looking forward to this because it's the exact type of morning zoo radio show that is so fun and easy to goof on. Yeah. But I'm going to put some parameters around this Kevin because it's like two hours and 20 minutes long. Let's listen to the first 45 minutes. I think we'll, even the first half hour, I think we'll be able to find enough clips. I mean, besides if you probably repeat

themselves, I'll show along anyway, like they all do because average listener is listening for, you know, 15 and a half minutes on their commute. So these hacks just, you know, go on the same ramps every hour on the hour. Yeah, no, this should be a very interesting listen. It's so old-school sounding. He does it out of Chicago, you know, major market, and it's got all the stupid sound effects, and it's just, it's terrible. What are you talking about? I have no idea what you're talking about. Oh see we

have those sound effects we just use discretion. Yes. Oh, it's back all the morning. So please join us again next week when we return to our regular WATP format, getting away from Cobrows and hopefully we'll get right back to Cobrows pretty soon because I do want to talk to Cobor Commander a bit more, but join us again next week because it might be the show where we find out once and for all who are these podcasts sleep well every pony I'm gonna be there you