Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep10 - Cocktails and Centaurs

Episode Date: April 21, 2016

Kevin and Karl review a podcast called Cocktails and Centaurs, episode #50 which is titled, Marijuana for your Vagina.  What did we learn after listening... absolutely nothing.  We do hear about shoes, fat Barbie, menstruation and a show called Pretty Little Liars.  So if you consider that knowledge than we were well fed I guess.  But seriously, this podcast is an abomination and will make you question your life and the lives of those around you.  Have fun yenta-ing it up!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello and welcome to another episode of Who are these podcasts? I'm Kevin and I'm Carl and we listen to podcasts so you don't have to and today's show will be analyzing and reviewing a podcast called Cocktails and Centars episode 50 entitled marijuana for your vagina As always we both listen to the show separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand So without further ado, let's find out once and for all who all these podcasts. I'm a little bit more I'm a little bit more I'm a little bit more I'm a little bit more I'm a little bit more

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Welcome to W-A-D-P! Welcome! What a fucking week. Yeah, we listened to cocktails and centires. Oh, yes. We listened to it all right. It was one for the ages. It's this. This is one that we should just start

pointing clips out right away, because I could play you three or four that would epitomize the show. I'm not even sure where to begin. I have one. Go for it. I think we'll work. Here we go. So I'm after that shoe magazine. I would they had me do this like that I never actually gave them, but an article on particular shoes and they were the ones that didn't have the backs to them. This is the kind of nuggets of pure shit that you'll get in this this episode because they don't talk about anything that's at all relevant. It really, it sounds a lot like what you would imagine

two girls getting together with drinks and recording it would sound like. That's what the show is. It's actually worse than that. It's two boring girls. Well, and if you read the bio on their website, say cocktails and centares.com. I'll just, just a quick background. We are two women who really enjoy a good cocktail and even better read in all things pop culture. Jessica is a newly wed mother of one, full-time student, and part-time phone survey goddess. Elizabeth is a wife, mother of two,

a stay-at-home mother by day and a badass novelist by night. We are both fast-witted smartasses who have been having a great time together for the last 17 years. What it doesn't say in there is that they're a fucking bore fox. They have nothing to say, nothing. No, not at all. And I was reading their bios on their websites too.

If anybody wants to check it out, it's like Carl said, cocktails and centaurs.com. Where you get to see what they look like. And they're hard to get to see what they look like. And that's hilarious too, because I'm like, these women must be hideous. So I go on the website to check it out. And they're all what I call my space pitchers.

Yes. Yeah. You can't see anything but a shot of like their forehead and it has to be like in a certain angle so their forehead looks skinny. Right. Well, I think I saw an eyeball in one of the photos, but that's the thing that I'm gonna show you much.

So I went to the site and I'm like, they're gonna be the biggest fucking cons in the world and then I get there and I look at them I'm like oh All right, they kind of look nice like they look I know I'm just some too nice of a person Honestly, it's so annoying, but then But then I read their bios and if you say these are look like my space pictures They fucking are my space pictures they fucking are my space pictures because they call it out and the paragraphs I don't know if you read

either I don't want to read the whole thing but if you read like the little section on Elizabeth who's the first I think she's the one who's talking the most I guess correctly I don't know which which kind of was which But she says, why couldn't my space still be a thing? I could just use one, one of the many surveys to tell you about myself. I'm sure you want, I'm sure you want to know my favorite color green, pop or soda, soda. And my first boyfriend's middle name, Lee.

I'll go with the basics, I guess. I'm in my late 20s, married to my high school sweetheart and a mother of two beautiful daughters. A year year ago I self published my first novel blah blah blah all right so everything about that is boring and then the other girl who I think is the more annoying one favorite color what a fucking boy this is the one I love the most though and I'm sorry how's that no that's all right the the second girl so Jessica I guess her name is, it says here she's 28 going on 29. Mother of an...

What is that? I mean, she's going to turn a year older, one year. She's like, what is she a bath major? Yeah. Yeah. She's the mother of an incredible, smart, funny, beautiful demon child who will turn three in May. I just married the love of my life last September after a quick courting period of 12 and a half years.

Oh, this one has some sarcasm. Well, no, this one has been working this guy for 12 and a half years. Oh, four guys. Yeah, this poor guy was like, God damn it, all right. And I think this is the annoying one. Well, they're both annoying, but I mean, this is the annoying one. This is the more annoying one of the two. That's that's the light of the day right there. Oh, God. This is the one that's annoying. Okay. So

do you want to just get right in the fucking cluster? I do want to, so as you know, on a lot of these podcasts, we listen to, there's something early on in the first two minutes I pick up on and then it bugs me the rest of the show. And this show was no exception. Play Track 2. And actually, let me set it up real quick. This is probably about 40 seconds worth of audio Then I clipped down to only them saying the word like You know like the whole like but like like I like it's but like if like it's saying like cuz they're first of all like they're but like And I was like a bee cup, but like no, it's to my my but like I'm like I can choose to girls I have like a and bees, I don't like you. That she was like a large B, so it was like they were nice and around.

But now she's like a C and G-Hasta. Like, kind of like what the new Barbies are going to look like. No, are they going to be the chunky berries? Or like the chunky bone hoe? Like, they're kind of like, they come in all different shapes and sizes. Like, they're summer tall, summer short. Dude, you put in more work than fucking James Cameron that I'm titanic editing that together.

There was a lot of likes to edit together and the one thing. It honestly wasn't that much work. All I had to do was take out the three words in between the word like. They say it likes so often. So at the end of that clip right there, they start talking about the new fat Barbie. And I didn't actually clip that part.

That was a normal sadness, but it sounded like the rest of it, which was fascinating to me because everything else I was kind of clippin' through and just takin' out the likes. So then I realized, okay, there's a whole section going on where they're using the word like every third word. So this is not clipped, this is not doctored in any way.

Track three and I'm gonna quiz you on it over under. How many likes do you think they say in 30 seconds? Is a 30 second clip? How many likes? 50. 50. You don't know how to play these games. No, I don't know how to bet. It would be possible. They have to be like like like like like like like like like like like like like that's pretty much what they do though. Okay, well we're just shit all over my premise. What do you play track 3 and go ahead and try to count at home? Like what the new Barbies are gonna look like now. Are they gonna be the chunky berries?

They're like the chunky. Like they're kind of like they come in all different shapes and sizes like their summer toss and we're short But the one that they showed from like the side look like she had like a fupa like a And like so do you know what it's like when a girl has like small tits and like a look up? Yeah, is that what she looked like? Yes, like she looked at- At least make her like, she could still be cute guys. She just doesn't look like a person. Like do you remember like what Becky used to look like at her eyes? Come on.

I lost count. Yeah, it's unbelievable. I tried to count. I counted 20. 20 likes in 30 seconds. Now there were actually a couple times they used the word like correctly, but fuck it. I counted those two because they were saying,

they're like liking this and it's like, I like that. Oh, shit. And then the worst part of that, the very end of it when they start bringing in the information only they would know. Oh, yeah, remember Jessica in high school and you're like, what were you? For you broadcasting to what is this show? Who is this show for? What is this about? Yeah, I have that I think I named one that exact thing which was probably the same clip Seriously, what the fuck is going on? I think is what I named it and Let me listen to it because I think that this is the same kind of thing, but okay, I know life would be so much easier

I didn't have to do my hair and makeup cuz you just imagine cuz I was talking about this in brand new day You know like the whole like free the nipple thing. Yeah, really understand it cuz I don't really care All right, so it's not the same thing, but they're they're talking about Branden I think I caught in there and I have no I am assuming They're talking about Brandon I think I caught in there and I have no I am assuming Husband. Yes, I don't talk about their husbands a lot and they just throw out the name to see if we're like friends with these fucking assholes. Yeah, if we've listened to the other 49 episodes prior to this 49 episodes prior to this one. Well, this is this crazier than that Kevin. It's a very end they start promoting

Shit they have merchandise. I know Did you see that they have and I saw it on their webpage their twenty five dollars a piece these They have like this twink modeling this tank top Where this twink we're a cocktails and centers tank top you think the bros at school would be like hey, man I listen to that show too. That's a badass shirt man Real quick so I want you to play it's overlapping with what you just played, but I wrote a joke so Play track one for mine. Especially the grace. Oh, they're so bad. Like life would be so much easier if I didn't have to do my hair and makeup. All right, so here's my joke. Why does she have to do her hair and makeup?

I don't know. Because she's old and ugly Pretty pop hello Yeah, thanks I'll be here all week, you know the thing that that kills me Like she's like I you know many girls. I guess I've I've listened to say that same thing like I would just be so easy if I just didn't have to do my hair and makeup. Like I'm gonna have to throw a lot about every day. It would be so easy. It's like that's not an original thought. Girls have been saying that since fucking ever.

Well again plus, plus she's not attractive. So you know, it's one thing if you, you know, you have to look good for some reason. These women look terrible. And so whether they have makeup on or not is really not going to push the needle. You realize that any female view and listener that we have right now is all they're all going to this website to look at these girls right now. What does Carl think is attractive? They're all going to agree with me. They're like, that carls an asshole. Not, yeah, nice, right?

Nope, not, I agree. In fact, there's a picture of Elizabeth, who's the fatter one. Okay. There's a picture of her, and you can tell it was taken with an old film camera. It's probably from 25 years ago, because she's a little bit skinnier in it.

Okay. I'm sorry, I'm getting too deep in here. I told you, Mett, it's hard for me to look at pictures of people and be like oh God like I don't know I just it I can't I can't do that. They're annoying as fuck don't get me wrong But it's hard for me to like look at him and be like oh she's fucking ugly or whatever. I'm too nice You need a good you need a good to new co-host That's why I'm here. That's why I'm here. I'm too nice. You need to get you need to cut to new co-host I'm here. That's why I'm here. I'm a dick You could be as nice as you want. I'll call these cons out. I don't give a shit

She agrees This is the maniacal laugh I like and this is her nervous laugh She does that a lot where We're still talking to you. I noticed that too when she has a thought that goes nowhere, which is often she fills in the void with that. There's silence. Yeah, there's a couple of different segments of this show.

How long was this podcast, Kevin? 45 minutes, something like that. There's a couple of different segments of this show. How long was this podcast, Kevin? 45 minutes, something like that. And, and, and eternity is actually technically good. Okay. So there were a couple different segments that they had. And, um, one of them was they went, they talked about the TV show Pretty Little Liars. Oh, yeah, yeah. You familiar with the show, Kev? I have heard the name, but I couldn't even tell you like what network it's on or what it's about. No, so you know, I start doing my I get my research team on it. And after a couple of long nights, they came back to me. Apparently, this is an ABC family teen drama. Okay. As it's described by Wikipedia, they are obsessed with the show.

They said a timer, they weren't going to talk about it for more than five minutes, and then the timer would have to be like, oh, fuck it. Why does it keep talking about it? Yeah. Yeah. And it's so funny because it's a teen drama. So you can only imagine how deep these plot lines are. But this is how fucking dumb these two

twats are. Play, track eight, which I call expert analysis of pretty little liars. Well, you find out she's not, but I'm saying there's twins, so the twin is dead, but the twin is, was all the girls' friend. Yeah, it wasn't the real Alice. Yeah. So like somebody was after her. It was Alice and the sister. She was in Radley because she was crazy But I want to know if someone inside of Radley is after this Allison Yeah, the the the twin was no, I mean the the new all the new Yeah, because if somebody else is after her now, well, I'm wondering because you do find out that she's still alive right

Usually that's alive. No, okay, cuz like they found a body. Yeah, I know I know what whatever reason I have read that you find that Allison is I Wish I was fucking confused. I have no idea what's going out of the plot of the show they love I Wish I was a lie, but who a dad. This is the one time I wish I had that sound effect of Arnold Schwarzenegger just going, shut up, shut up, shut up, why don't you? I don't know why I don't have it. Oh, it's good for not on the board. I'll just do it myself. I'll just do it manually.. Yeah. I just thought that was hilarious, because this was,

they'd already been talking about this dumb show for a while, they're all obsessed with it. And then they start talking about the plot line, and neither of them have a fucking clue what's going on. Yeah, well, yeah. And then, you know, as we read in the bio, they apparently love to read books.

You know, they're all about a cocktail and a read in the bio they apparently love to read books. You know they're they're all about a cocktail and a and a read and pop culture. So I thought this was for pretty funny play. Play tracks seven because this TV show Pretty Little Liars is based on a book series that's of course for tweens but I'll let that slide. This is based on a book series so play track seven. In my my theory because this is what the book does because I already read the fucking wake of video on the books. She didn't read the books. She read the wiki pdia on the books. Oh Jesus. We love reading but if it's like pages, fuck that.

Is there just like a summary somewhere in Wikipedia? I can just get caught up. You know, what I really would like to know with this show, like if somebody, and this is, this is asking a lot, but if somebody could listen to this show, and count how many words they say in the 45 minutes, we do think it's like 17? No, no, no, no in my math. Yeah, that would be a good.

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Welcome to Cartier, this is not charge and we're super way through life, but it's a pop culture, this is bliss. So, all right, can you analyze that? Cause I don't know what she's saying. I've listened to a million times now. You know, I've listened to that part before too. And you just made me realize something every time someone leaves me a voice mail at work,

this is exactly what they do. Hey, this is why I followed the same. My number is five. So it's honestly, all right, give me a call back. I'm like, what the fuck, dude, I know you know your name and number, but I have no clue. Right. Can you slow the fuck down? They're she couldn't have pronounced cocktails and centers. The name of the show worse than she did.

And it's a possible decipher. Well, it seems like there's a tagline in there too. Like we list, we do. I forget what it is. And they they sift their something. something, yeah, play that again. Welcome to Carthage. It's not charge-resistant for way through life, books and pop culture, this is bliss. We sip our way through... I think she said we slip our way.

We slip our way through life culture, this is bliss. We slip our way through life culture, this is bliss. Wait a minute. Welcome to Carthage. It's not charge-resistant for way through life, books and pop culture. We slip our way through life. Life books and pop culture. This is Liz. So I can't, this is literally the first five seconds of this fucking show. It's her going, it's the boss, and fuck it just whatever nonsense gibberish coming out of her twat mouth. I'll caco. Caco. Bye, he'll. No, she if let's say I started this program because I do the off the top announcement for watp right so if I really

at least you I might have. Oh, jeez. Jeez, thanks, thanks. That's nice. So if I said something like, oh, look at the other way, this is the other podcast you're going to do. That would be. It's like a drunk micr machine, it's guy. Yeah. Like you're talking fast, but you're slurring everything. You have no idea what anyone's saying. Yeah.

There's another part in here where she, the one, I don't know what the hell, which one it is, but there's a subtle rip in here. I thought was pretty funny. Okay You are so fucking old that you pull it back by stretching like I was like how do I do this? I don't even work out or anything like That was a burn she slipped that one under she was, ah, you don't even work out or anything. Never slept. Certainly does not. There's a really bad blow job joke that they do at one point.

I'll remember that. Let's hear it. Anything is in front and then I can take that in my mouth. Yeah, I bet you take that in my mouth. Yeah, I think you take that. Your mouth wasn't it? Shut up! Everyone knows French. He's giving good blow jobs. Oh, Jesus. Why? Why? No, no.

I have to ask a lot of that. Oh, my God. I'm like.. Oh my god. Oh Oh my god, all right. Um, did you did you enjoy their talk about their periods on here? Yeah, because I actually I you go ahead and play your clip. I have one that's called it now. I'm going to throw up So like when you tell I mean like you know you're your normal guy right and this would be like the extreme Fucking case of this if you said I'm going to listen to a podcast that is two girls drinking wine and talking about Whatever is on the top of their heads right or whatever the fuck the tagline was

Yeah, I said right the joke would be like oh what are they talking about their periods exactly you be like Jesus They talk about their periods for 45 minutes. Okay. And then they do talk about their periods for quite a long time and a bit of detail. So here's a little bit of period talk. Trust me, I remember it sucks. It wasn't that long ago that I had a period, but it's only a few days and you get to fuck over it.

Mine is almost anywhere between like five to 10 days. Mine is about seven, but my crayons only lasted two or three. Yeah. I'm nauseous. Physically nauseous. Then she goes in. I don't know if you covered this on your clip, but she goes into how she used to take vikin in for her crayons. I didn't pick that. Yeah. So she, like the title of this episode is marijuana for the vagina or whatever. And they talk about these suppositories that are I assume soaked or some way in NTHC or whatever and allow you to insert them through your men's seas and and relieve yourself of pain instead of

having to take whatever my dollar or fucking whatever it is heroin or whatever it is you're supposed to take through that stuff. So I just I just thought I was really funny. There was a part I didn't I didn't clip it but she says something like oh yeah there's a positive She's like, oh, where where do they go? Oh, I guess like in your vagina like no, they go in your asshole Like where else would them? Well, they were confused. Yeah, I know they were very confused about that. They're like okay So this is like when you have your period. It's a repository. Where do you put it? Yeah, like how would that possibly make sense?

I was just shoving up your ass on it. Yeah, like how would that possibly make sense when you shove it up your asshole? Yeah, just put it in your ass. That's what they do, right? I would say like, what do you do when you have sex when you're on your period? Oh, I put it in my asshole. All right, well, then you put this tampon in your asshole, then. Well, now you're just making sense.

Another thing they were talking about, and this was something I learned. I didn't know this prior to listening to the show. So at least I got something out of it. Apparently, Grease Live was better than the sound of music, but not as good as the Wiz. And the one chick, every time she referenced watching Grease Live or one of these stupid, again, they're watching entertainment shows that are for children, but all right, move it on. She keeps talking about how she's texting her mom about it, and oh my god, my mom loved that part. Like, who gives? Oh, fuck. Yeah. Why would you possibly talk about conversations with your, however old mom about Greece to on ABC or the fuck it's on

I think I have a clip about this somewhere. I'm pretty sure I do too of the Yeah, if you have one go ahead and play I think that's what this is. Oh My god, that was the first thing I texted my mom. I'm like, um, hey, he sucks. Be he's old Yeah, exactly. I didn't even clip that. Thank you. That was the first thing I texted to my mom, I'm like, um, A, he sucks, B, he's old. Yeah, exactly. I didn't even clip that. Thank you. That was the first thing I texted my mom. That poor mom. Yeah. She gave me a loan just, I just go fucking talk to your stupid, nobody's on your podcast and sell zero t-shirts online. Leave me out of this. I want nothing to do with this shit. Her mom is like a labia deep in a box of wine. When she calls, she calls fucking disappointment

as texting me again. Disappointing. 28 going on 29 disappointment. Oh, it's funny. So, when they were getting into those conversations about those live performances, they said something that I thought was kind of funny. Track six.

No, it's one of my favorite things to do. That was to Google like the worst performances, like really bad. And you know what comes up first when you Google the worst performances, like really bad cocktails and centires The podcast which by the way, where does the centires part come into this? That's a that's a good question. I don't like the name of the show at all

I don't feel like cocktails and centires sums up what this show is I actually go ahead. I was gonna say maybe like babbling cunts. Well it's funny to say that because I actually came up with some show name ideas. Alright. And so if these two ladies Elizabeth and dummy knows want to seal these they're welcome to they're free to take. I just I think they would better sell up the show and it might work from a marketing perspective because the right people would find the show. So just a couple of ones I came up with two broke cunts. The power puff cunts. Gossip cunt would be a good one. This is this is a good one. Cunts interrupted. I've seen the pattern here. It's funny that you that's what you came up with too. Yeah. If this show was a Oh, Jesus. All right. All right. That's enough of that. Oh, God. Um, I just like, would you just refer to him before that little spiel, he said, Elizabeth and dummy

knows. Did you say dummy? I was a good picture. I have obsessed with the biosex, I don't obsessed with the biosex, other website. So I'm gonna get her dumb nose. Oh my god, that's the funniest fucking insult I've ever heard you say before because it's so, it's so not. It's like something I would come up with because I'm trying to be polite You're like what a fucking dummy knows I Call their dummy knows that I call there a con 18 times in the row right right. Yeah, you had to make up for it Holy shit, that was funny So What else do we have here?

We just did the thing that I made fun of doing on the last show we were listening to, Mancow, and remember who is it? Alonzo Bowden made a joke, and they had to stop everything and laugh at the joke. We just totally fucking did that. Yeah, yeah. The problem with the show that we have, Kevin,

is that we make fun of people, and we pick out all these things. So lip smacking is something that I've focused on saying that we're like laughing at our jokes, nervous laughter, and these are all things that we do all the time. Well, yeah, and that's what makes it so fun. Like, what do you like propose the idea for this podcast? I was like, how is this going to work? Because I feel like we're just gonna be the same

as these people per se, you know, like it's gonna be the same sort of thing. I think this is the last show we're gonna do. Yeah, I think so, we're gonna wrap it up then, I guess. No, I got a couple more clips, but I don't think anything too crazy. They do talk a bit about Barbie in here about the, I guess, the heavier set Barbie. Yeah, or chunky Barbie, I think, as they call her. So it's funny because

I feel like they're trying to take the stance like, Oh, it's, so it's, it's good that you've got, you know, this chunky Barbie. It shows girls that, you know, that the things are really good. And, you know, the things are really good and you know everybody's got different body shapes but then like they they're just being hypocritical I guess in the way she says this so here we go what are you gonna have like the like small meeting the large clothes I don't understand or like Barbie needs to work out like Barbie needs and plant clothes like I know that's awful because I think it's great that they're having different shapes and shapes. But again,

she's like talking about all the like the different clothes and the implants that she's gonna need because she's too fat and all this stuff. But she thinks it's a really good idea that they have these types of dollars for girls. Yeah, it's, yeah. So they love to make fun of people. Even though they look terrible, they went off on some other when I came to make fun of people, even though they look terrible.

They went off on some other woman. I can't remember who it was, but talking about how her eyes are too wide. And that's the funny thing about all of this, as much as we could easily be called out for being total assholes, because we'll just like look at people's pictures and rip out them and make fun of their shows.

These people do to themselves, when we listen to the conversation. These guys are talking about Donkey Kong. And then they're making fun of people who talk about like other video games. Everyone is making fun of everyone. You would feel like there'd be some type of glass houses of fact going on here.

Yeah, that is. Everyone feels entitled as if, they're like, oh, yes fat fucking Barbie And then she goes out and say how she's fat, but at least she's not fat without a button boobs Yeah, chunky button boobs. I think believe she says Like I think I clip that too just because I wanted to hear say chunky button boobs They also do another thing that you would think that two Women talking on a podcast would talk about.

And what do you think that is? Talk about periods, right? Could it possibly be about fucking shoes? It's about shoes. You got it right. It's about sticking shoes. Jesus Christ. Yep. So I've got a shoe clip here, one of many. I used to have so many freaking shoes. Me too. I got rid of, I think one time I remember getting rid of, I went through my closet. I got rid of like 75 pairs of shoes. I got rid of, oh lord.

Oh lord. I have that exact same clip. I called it talking about shoes is not broadcasting. Maybe it's broad casting, but it's not broadcasting. Like you said in the, when we first started the show, if you were just sitting next to a couple of hands cackling it up at the bar, this is the kind of conversation you would hear. Right.

And these fucking dummies think that this is a show. Yeah, like, if you ever been in a situation like as a guy, where you think that maybe like... Get me the fuck out of here No, like that you know there's there might be some like meaningful conversation going on between two women Who are whatever meeting for drinks or whatever like you know that maybe they're they're talking shit about you or they're talking to their making grand plans or anything I don't think that's the case. Yeah. I think that they're mostly talking about shoes and periods. Like that's like what guys think, you know, like they're like, oh Jesus, they

must be talking about periods or whatever. And that's exactly what they talk about. And that's that's so, I don't know, stereotypical, I guess, of what you would think that this show would be. It's worse, it's worse than that, Gavin, because these two women are self-proclaimed, quick-witted, smart asses. They literally see themselves as being amazing conversationalists. And so they're not just at the bar having this conversation, they're broadcasting it. This is so important that they get this information out. And it really is a sad reflection on all women.

I hope that they don't reflect what's going on average because it's like, okay, here's all I'm gonna say about it. As terrible as our show is Kevin, at least we put a little bit of a fucking prepping to it. You and I, we grab some clips. We have a topic we'm gonna say about it. As terrible as our show is Kevin. At least we put a little bit of fucking prepping to it. You and I, we grab some clips. We have a topic we're gonna talk about. Today's topic happens to be dumb cunts, whatever.

At least there's a topic. These two women get on. There's no format. There's no topic. They're just having a conversation. It's not well produced. The levels are all over the place. Sounds like shit.

And there's no reason for anyone to listen. And they have the fucking gall to make t-shirts, and I mean, we keep saying t-shirts. They have tons of different merchandise. You can buy, you can get a cover for your laptop. They have like cards cards they have bags. I mean this takes some serious fucking self esteem to think that they should put their logo in name on on merchandise and make it more expensive than it's worth I don't know. I'm angry Kevin let's start making some t-shirts. It's's probably my hot vi edge. There we go. I had to get a

South Park in there. I'm sorry. South Park Ruffer's last time. So I have another clip that, again, you were talking about how there's like a little subtle rip. I think this one is to play track 10. I'm really hungry. I know. We're having jelly dogs and rugby floats. We're really hungry. I know. We're having jelly dogs and rugby floats. We're making them. I know, right?

So the the the fat one tells the uninteresting one that she's really hungry and is like, I know. We're well aware. She's like, of course you are. And then, oh, what are you gonna have? Like a nice salad, some vegetables, chili dogs, and root beer floats. Okay. So it's about right. I don't know.

Do you have any other clips to play through this? I honestly think that we have done a great job representing what this show is. Anybody who just listened to our show, you do not have to listen to cocktails and centaurs. That was all you need to know. With that said, we're going to do this again next week. I do want to tease the podcast that we'll be listening to next week. So, Kevin, why don't you play the track that I labeled next week's teaser? Boy, if you don't get somewhere and get to a McDonald's and apply, stop. I had a job as I was 16.

No, this kid looks like he's about 12 years old. He is a child child. He need to be reading because he is full-time job is going to school. Yes, but I'm like, where the fuck is your mom at? Like he is so tiny and short and little and it's different. Like, I know like sometimes when you see like 16, 17-year-olds, you'd be like, oh, you know, but this is a baby. This is somebody's baby. And I don't know what he gonna do with that $10 though. Where he gonna take that $10? He could go get him something to eat at least. Drop him off some meat. Yeah, I don't know. I ain't never been. I ain't gonna lie. I know fans to give it to people money like that. I know, but that's a key. Yeah, I don't know. I ain't never been. I ain't going to find a

guy to give it to people money. Like, I know, but that's a kid. And so I just feel like whatever he do with it, that's his business, you know, that's that's just how I feel. But I really want to know where his mom at. Yeah, I don't know.

I feel like why would I ever not stop asking for money if people give him? Mm hmm. I like that. If I come up on $10 today, I'm going to stop going to school. $10 is a lot. I'm 12. That's almost as old as I am. I'm sorry. I know I let that one run, run long, but I loved the $10 is a lot. That's almost as old as I am.

What this person doesn't understand how units of measurement work. What is what is our does not equal here. Sorry. Okay. So this is a podcast called snatch that weave. Okay. And snatch that weave. This episode is called STW versus everybody. So snatch that weed versus everybody. These are self-proclaimed black urban millennials. Yeah, when you see about comfortable, you're right. There's a little bit. This is, this is riding the edge of, I don't know what, like I feel like this is good. It's good. All right. I'm looking for. Come on. We can make fun of fat white chicks for saying like, I'm sure we can make fun of black millennial urbanites for whatever the ridiculous bullshit they say. Or at least I will. You can just stare. You know what?

Here's an idea. You just so everybody understands, Kevin works the board. He's over there is recording the show He's got a mixer you can just sit there and play with that. Maybe hit a little you know drop every now and then I'll just make fun of these dummies How many times am I to bleep out like you doing ebonyx Something else oh no you did. Oh, shit. Oh, God. This is this podcast next week is going to set back race relations. Oh, here. Oh, by literally by everybody check it out you can uh learn about choosy-d that one of the people on the show of course it's one of the people I can see that thank god that wasn't like something there's boss dance okay um and then uh oh, I don't even know how to pronounce this one

I'm not even attempt it Okay name is Ariel West name freshest Man-n-a-real freshest I don't know That's a tough one. She looks like she's got a lot of attitude. I'm not gonna Okay, that's the one I'm not gonna make fun of but the other two are fair game She's the is fair game. She's the D So this is a horrible segue into our plugs now, but I wanted to plug the website for WATP. It's who are these?

We have our own website. Yay! Yeah, we kind of did before, but this is kind of like the official whatever, read, launch, or whatever, really what I call it. So who are these.com? Yes, who are these.com? And who are these podcasts podcast? Yeah, and you can go there. You can do all the dumb shit you can normally do

on any web podcast. So leave us a fucking comment on one of the shows or whatever, like whatever, and you could email us there. You can also email either Carl or I. If you do Carl at whoarties.com or Kevin at whoarties.com as well. So I use Carl with a K. Carl with a K, that's true.

Yes. And who are these.com? And if you are gonna contact us and you're pissed off, then please have at it. Also, we'd love to know what podcasts we should review. Have you stumbled upon one that you'd like us to check out? We'd love your suggestions. Kevin would especially love your suggestions,

anything other than stats that we've... Stats that we've, yeah. You could come up with something. So, yeah, there's a contact form or whatever you can submit there, or just email us at those addresses we gave you and check out the site at Scott all the shows up there or whatever and Maybe some new shit coming at some point, but That's what it is. That's that that's our our fucking plug

That's the plug maybe next week we'll do the plug in the beginning when someone might actually hear it That's probably a good idea. Yeah, I know when I won't fuck it up 20 times, trying to explain it. So that too. Well, you know what, practice makes perfect, Gavin. And I feel like we'd be better by now. Yeah, you know what?

Shoozy D told me that. She should tell me that practice makes perfect. So you know who told me that? Cooper Commander. Oh, all right. Totally. Totally. I totally agree with you, Tuesday D.

Yes. We're going to get all of our wires crossed. So join us again next week, because it might be the show where we find out, Wanton Farall, who are these podcasts? Sleep well, every pony. Hey, now to show these cold white cows. ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿I'm aI'm aI'm aI'm a I'm a I'm a

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