Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep108 - Heather Dubrow's World
Episode Date: June 10, 2018We get off to a slow start, there's a lot to talk about recent WATP happenings and apparently we're bad at that. However, once we start rolling on the train wreck that is Heather Dubrow and her entitl...ed assistant you can't stop the fun. Don't even try. Andy "the GOAT" joins the show along with the DEUCE, our Real Housewives of Orange County expert. After reviewing a terrible podcast we spend some time reflecting on the aftermath of our Opie Radio episode. We play clips from Anthony Cumia talking about it, Jim and Sam, Chip Chipperson, and even SaiyanZ Entertainment. We also read reviews from people who don't think as highly of us as we do. Inconceivable. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Today we'll be reviewing a podcast called Heather Dubrow, Heather Dubrow's World.
Dubrow's World.
Dubrow's World.
Heather Dubrow's World from Podcast One.
We have listened to the show separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand.
So without further ado, I wanna get into it,
but I do wanna set the table just a bit,
you notice the intro was a little bit different?
Yes.
We've been getting a lot of feedback lately,
our show that we did live over Memorial Day,
well, the last one that we did new
over Memorial Day weekend got a lot of play.
Yeah.
And I do wanna talk a lot about the feedback
that we've gotten and some of the feedback that we've gotten and some
of the responses that we've gotten from people. So later in the show, I have things I want to talk
about, a review of OP Radio, which was a surprisingly huge success. But I also want to mention that I got
feedback from people and I take it seriously. A lot of people said, I don't know if they're listening to these pussy shells with these lame
intros of the cheesy music.
I was like, you know what, I don't either.
I don't know why we have the cheesy music.
So I figured I would change it up.
You know what?
I'm writing you for months.
I know.
Everyone has them.
It's finally, it finally gets to the volume that I said.
Yeah, I should probably change that.
You know, Doug from Who's Right, I had a conversation with him the other day and he was saying
how people will tell him,
you should be doing this, you shouldn't be doing that.
It's like, we just do the show that we do.
I don't care about your opinion.
If you don't like it, don't listen to it.
I feel the opposite.
We're like, oh, we suck, I will change it.
We'll make it better, I promise.
So anyway, I do have a lot to get to
and talk about what happened with obviously Anthony Cumia
and Jim Norton and everybody else who has chimed in about O.P. radio.
Interesting.
Got a lot of cool news to talk about there before.
I don't even know why we're gonna do this.
Like the podcast that we're gonna do, we should just talk about the last one.
We should, but we have to do this first because I was forced to listen almost all the way through twice
to this Heather DeBros world.
Yeah.
And Heather DeBros is a real housewife.
Right.
A real housewife.
A former real housewife.
I, okay.
Yeah.
I didn't know she was not on the show.
A former real housewife of Orange County.
Okay.
Let's do this, Carl.
You and I obviously know nothing about this shit.
I know nothing about this shit.
So we brought in a subject matter expert.
Correct.
Who is Jen, but we already have a Jen.
Is this Jen from the Jingles of Mars? This is not a different but we already have a Jen. This is not Jen from the Jingles of course.
This is not a different Jen.
We have another Jen and we need to figure out how to distinguish between the two.
Okay.
So we have Jen 2, which is, that's not a great nickname.
No.
It's terrible.
Jen 2 could be Jen squared.
Okay, Jen squared.
You could be the square or you could be, she already hates this. Or you could be the squared. Okay, Jen squared. You could be the square or you could be,
she already hates this, or you could be the doose.
Jen too.
The doose.
We got the go with the doose.
So you get the go.
Square, which is synonymous with lame or the doose,
which is a shit.
Yeah, awesome.
Do you wanna be lame or shitty?
I guess I wanna be shitty.
All right.
Yes, the doose.
The doose. Okay, that dudes the dudes. Okay
Well, we've cleared that up. That was important
Talking about this Heather DeBros world
She's married to a plastic surgeon Terry DeBros who's also famous on TV shows or has a TV show or whatever
So she does this thing where she makes a podcast with a co-host named Natalie
Pooch.
I don't even know her last name.
You don't know her last name?
Just Natalie.
Natalie is her personal assistant.
Yes.
Right?
Yeah.
So she has a lot to add to the show.
Oh yeah.
Paid to tell Heather what a great job she's doing.
I want to talk about their chemistry to start off.
This is a clip that I think maybe sums up the show.
You have these two people talking to each other and it sounds like this um
Why did I just launch into all that I don't even know what about your midlife crisis oh so
That's the show it in that shell. I have I have some clips on this. It's tough because it's all the same
It's kind of all the same shit over and over again
Jen is there anything that you want to play?
You think Best Thumbs Up the Show for you?
Yeah, Best Thumbs Up the show I would start with,
Jen Six.
Jen Six, you got it.
Maybe she just, maybe Harry said her,
maybe they told her that she just can't, just for like,
no, I don't think so.
Cause Kate has always worn makeup, always.
But she just looks very classic.
She's a classic beauty. Yes.
She's more of like a handsome woman, right? Yeah, but Megan's very pretty. Yeah. Very pretty girl. They're both beautiful.
I mean they are their own way. Yeah, they're both beautiful.
It's just two bitties talking about crap. Well, an hour and a half. Yeah, so the first 20 minutes, I don't think I pulled many clips from that, but they're
talking about the Royal Wedding.
Club, club, club.
Yeah.
Which, I don't know anything about Real Housewives, I know even less about this Royal Wedding.
You know what's not just they have.
Oh, great.
I know what's just they know now, because I listened to this show a couple times through.
They barely even watched it. They have a lot to say about something that they didn't
even fucking watch.
Yeah, my, actually my clip three. Yeah
That's here that and I only watched the recaps. I didn't watch the full wedding
Which is fine, but they do have a lot to say about it. I thought this was an interesting thing they were
Talking about the makeup that was worn during the wedding. Yeah, that's what these Yentas talk about when they fucking watch something stupid like this and
And then make this comment.
But she still had her hair and makeup done.
Do you know what I'm saying?
It was like the natural sort of look.
But it takes a lot of makeup to make a natural look.
You know what I'm saying?
Uh oh, retarded alert.
Retarded alert class.
Wait, what?
It takes a lot of makeup to get the natural look.
I'm really glad I listen to spot cast.
I've learned a lot from these two dummies. I think one of my clips has even more to do with that.
You wanted a little more sum sum. Yeah, I mean this is a massive day. It's funny. Someone on
Instagram did a Photoshop tour face to have makeup on. Uh huh. Yeah.
It's coming from like women who probably without makeup look like an exhausted slim gym.
like women who probably without makeup look like an exhausted slim gym. They're like, oh, they just put more like a white foundation on and then a bottle red around the mouth.
Well, like some origin yellow on the cheeks and then like a giant purple afro, right?
Others' best days are probably behind her, I would imagine.
But she is married to a plastic surgeon.
Oh, yeah.
And she had some worked on, Jen. She certainly looks like she's had a lot more work on her. She looks like she's had a plastic surgeon. Oh, yeah. And she had some work done, Jen.
You have the extra hair.
She certainly looks like she's had a lot more.
She looks like she's had a little bit of work done.
She's very pretty.
She insists she doesn't get anything done.
Right.
Oh, she does.
She pretends the major plastic surgery.
The major plastic surgery.
Right.
At one point, she talks about how the way she gets a face
and that's when she pulls her hair back tighter.
And that's one of her crazy jokes that she tells.
She's got a lot of really great tips.
Actually, if you do my clip one,
yes, she's got it.
Check out the podcast One App
because I did a little exclusive content
on what I think about how you should handle Memorial Day.
Your hair, your beverages, the whole deal.
So go check it out, podcast One App.
Right.
Because Memorial Day is a very notoriously difficult
hair day and we need special tips for that.
I need tips on how to celebrate Memorial Day.
I hope the tips are be black out drunk by 10 a.m.
Because that's what I do.
I'm hoping that I did it right.
Did I do it right?
Here's Manit and stuck up on one side
from where you landed on the ground.
All right, so I wanna talk about the noises
that Heather makes when she's talking, right?
First off, this is very early out in the show.
She just starts drinking mid sentence.
And I thought it was very simple and very pretty.
But then when I...
Well, what is the purpose of me being inside her mouth?
Is she called Heather DeBros' mouth?
They got Heather DeBros for all of it.
I did actually put together a group of her sounds.
Okay, now I'm going to play your, is it a the lip smack?
Yes.
Okay.
Yeah, I'm going to fucking throw up. I picked up on this too.
So when I first listened to the show, I had the ear buds in, I was out and about, and when
you have the ear buds in, you pick up on all the nuances of the sound that's being recorded.
And all I could hear was the lip smacking and the nonsense that's going on.
But there's one other thing that I couldn't help but notice
and I got to figure out what track it is.
But the other thing she does is this deep breath.
I don't know if it's what rich people do
and I'm just not privy to this,
but when she has a point, she goes,
shh, she can't wait to get this point up.
She's got to get a lot of the left to get it out.
Here's an example of a deep breath into a lip smack,
which is hard to do.
System of checks and balances.
I'm gonna have to get back to you on that.
Then, she had to gear up for that lip smack.
All right, so that is, you put together a compilation,
I appreciate that.
I love the cops on this show.
I put together my own compilation,
but this is combining lip smacking with the heavy breathing.
But it's that, you know, all this take a breath
before we talk.
She has to suck in so much fucking air in.
I don't know if it's because of the plastic surgery
in her face.
She can't help it.
She can't help it.
She can't help it.
She can't help it.
She can't help it.
No, I can't.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No. No. No. No. No. I feel like something dirty just happened in my ear.
Yeah, your ears cracked.
And then when they're not being disgusting with their mouth noises, they're talking about shit you couldn't possibly care about.
And I realize I'm not the target audience for this.
Oh yeah.
Alright, but if you are the target audience, you're a boring fucking person.
Listen to this fucking riveting conversation.
But I always had long nails in college.
I used to do my own acrylics.
What? Oh yeah. Oh my god.
You know I don't like sitting places.
I know but-
Boring.
Alright, I need to queue Steve Langford.
What do you think about that conversation?
Who gives a shit, who gives a fuck?
Yeah, exactly.
Riveting nail talk on this podcast.
Why do people feel the need to have a podcast?
They have nothing to say.
I know.
There's a theory on this with her.
Oh, okay, go ahead.
She was a real housewife.
She was an actress before that.
She was on a,
she was like an actual scripted television show.
I don't know what the name of it is.
It was a weird show that I never heard of
and then she's been like a one-time person
on a lot of shows. Oh, she did. like a one-time person on a lot of shows.
Oh, she did.
Like a one-time, one-up episode actress.
Gotcha.
Corpse.
Yeah, I'm just saying.
Yeah, okay.
But I think she was on the Real Housewives and eventually was asked to leave.
My guess is because she got very boring and on the Real Housewives.
Wait, I can't hold on.
I gotta stop you right there.
Timeout.
Heather Dippolo is boring. You don't believe it. I can't even picture this to gotta stop you right there. Timeout. Heather Dippolo is boring.
You don't believe it.
I can't even picture this to be true.
How is that possible?
Was she talking about her nails?
She should have gotten her best material.
Her nails, her book about dining.
I'm sorry, go ahead.
Well, I think that in her mind,
people tuned into the Real Housewives
to see about her everyday life.
So she would do a podcast about her everyday life,
which is the exact reason she was asked to leave the show.
Well, so here's the thing.
The show starts off with her and her assistant,
they talk about the Royal Wedding, which they didn't watch.
They talk about that for 20 minutes.
And then it gets into her diet book
and how she's amazing at dieting
and how she looks amazing and all that stuff.
And then they talk about her kids.
She has four kids.
Yeah.
And if you want to bore the shit out of someone, let's talk about going to
Taekwondo. Oh my god. I can't believe how much holy shit. Her fucking Taekwondo. I think she thinks I
care about her family. And I don't know. I truly do not care about this woman's family. I wanted to do
like a family feud. Tap five things that I don't want to hear you talk about on a podcast
that they they talk about all of them on this whether it's your nails your kids your period
what we are this one Andy what else is going on oh I have my mammogram yeah okay
I'm gonna talk about that now let's talk how meaty your breasts are for your mammogram, because that came up.
But then she started talking about her children, right?
And this is what they consider to be a joke on this show.
Do you know, or so it was so funny, he came in third.
That's hilarious.
And out of like, I'm assuming what, 30 kids, 35 kids.
It's boring.
You're boring, everybody.
Wait, boring, everyone.
Why is that hilarious that her stuff came in third?
It's not hilarious at all.
In this cut, just we're gonna drop an egg off of a building.
Again, why do I know this?
Why am I making such close attention to this nonsense?
I'm so fucking mad at everyone.
It's pointless or it's impressive.
It's not hilarious.
It's pointless.
Yeah. It's definitely one of this.
Third place is not an interesting story. I do want to point out also there's a lot of verbal
crutches going on. So this woman prides herself on being a celebrity, being an actress. She talks
about all sorts of things that she's done. But let's not terrible. She is a talking. This is just a
quick clip of every verbal crutch you could possibly put into a sentence on a row.
And, um, yeah.
And also, I guess, I don't know, I think we're in time to quit talking.
Holy shit, I didn't edit that.
That was a literal clip from the show.
This is podcast one, which is a big company or a big podcasting network.
Anyway, I mean, I have a curl as on it.
I don't know what else.
Probably other real housewives.
But, could they go back and edit this shit?
They have live commercial reasons stuff
they're making money on, that's not good.
So, is no one in charge of editing?
Because there's so many things I would have edited out.
Especially all the lips back.
I mean, they probably got sick of editing that out.
You can't say something enough.
It was hard for me to not,
I kept wanting to edit my clips.
Right.
Because the clips were like 30 seconds long and I only needed three seconds, but she was taking that long to say something. It was hard for me to not, I kept wanting to edit my clips. Because the clips were like 30 seconds long
and I only needed three seconds,
but she was taking that long to say something.
Yes, you take all day to say nothing.
Yeah, let's get in, you got a lot of clips here.
Let's get in, do your stuff.
I have a lot of clips.
What else do you want to talk about?
Well, let's go back to the wedding for a second.
Oh, please.
Okay, right.
So we know that they didn't watch it.
They just watched clips of it.
So there was a wedding somewhere and it was on television
And what's what are we talking about here? Is everybody know Prince Harry Prince Harry and Megan
Okay, Megan Mancourt was of course we have to talk about it. Okay. Let's talk about it
Sounds like Andy knows a lot. Well, technically doesn't
Natalie apparently couldn't watch it because her boyfriend has very strong feelings about it
Yeah, I've Play clip 4.
Did you see the choir sing in the church?
Part of it. That's where he just got so he was so over it.
Oh, yeah, Terry would never even watch a second of it.
Oh, he, yeah, he had a lot of strong opinions about it.
What do you say?
Um, he thought it wasn't traditional enough.
Really? He thought it wasn't traditional enough Really
So she was watching clips on her phone and her boyfriend didn't want to watch the clip
So she had to stop watching the clips on her phone. Sounds like a good relationship
Absolutely, her boyfriend watched the wedding where then she did
And the clip five actually follows up what they were talking about I can possibly have an opinion about this wedding
What alone it's too traditional or not traditional enough whatever the the fuck. All right, say. It was too much with
the um what is he a pastor? Yeah. But the pastor and the gospel and all that he just felt like
where's like the traditional? I maybe he's just very traditional. I don't know. I love to erase it. Or racist, yes. That's weird.
That's weird.
Races isn't that funny.
That got a little bit awkward.
My boyfriend's racist.
They let it ever say that.
Not traditional enough.
Too many black people in the church.
Get them out of there.
Then the wedding would have been perfect.
But it's so funny that he thought that he's so racist. I do want to talk about Natalie who we've been
King in on these last couple of clips
Natalie is as I mentioned
How does your assistant? I don't know what she does. I did a lot of different Google searches on who this woman is and what she does
I couldn't find anything. Yeah, she's personal assistant. That's what she on the show. That's just a Starbucks and laughs at her jokes Okay, she's a personal assistant. Well, she on the show, that's just Starbucks and laughs at her jokes.
Okay.
She's paid to agree with Heather.
Okay. That's kind of what I figured,
because it's mostly just her adding nothing to the show whatsoever.
I did put together a compilation of just Natalie
agreeing with anything Heather has to say.
We both do the same calculations.
Well, this time I'm gonna usurp you.
Here you go.
Yes, I love it.
I love that.
Right, yeah, right.
You had a little bit.
Right, right.
You've done it.
I have done it.
Truly, yeah.
Yeah.
For sure.
Yeah, exactly.
I love the nails on you though.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Right.
Mm-hmm.
Right, exactly.
Yeah. Right, no way. Wow. Yeah, so funny.
What's weird about this? That's like Joe's first episode on this. Yeah, exactly.
I agree with everything I had to say, which I thought was brilliant on his on his behalf. That was really well done.
What's funny about that is the way this woman carries herself. you'd think she's a big celebrity. I assume that she was,
because early on in the show,
she talks about the royals
and what it means to be a royal,
and do you get an allowance,
and how does that work?
Oh, yeah.
Because this Megan woman is an actress,
she already has money,
and they're trying to figure this out.
So she talks about the United States president
getting paid pennies.
Yes.
Should they give her an allowance?
I would assume so.
Because like, it's like the president, right?
They make pennies.
Well, to some people, it's not pennies, Natalie.
No, but really, they don't make a lot of money.
If you, for what, you know,
will they make a six figure seller?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Fuck you.
That's pennies.
This woman is an assistant to a husband. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck you. That's penny. This woman is an assistant to a husband. Yeah.
And she's talking about how a six figure salary is pennies. Do you guys know how much the
president makes? 500,000, 400,000 plus, you know, expenses and travel and all these other
perks that they get. So yeah, when it's all done done, over $500,000 a year. We live in upstate New York.
I'd be doing pretty well with that sale.
Oh yeah, I wouldn't call it patties.
I thought that was a little bit weird.
We're not all blowing a plastic surgeon, so.
I walk off.
I think Heather has rubbed off on her
and she's forgotten who she actually is.
You're an assistant.
Yeah, you're a nobody with an Instagram.
Yeah, I think she, I think that's her claim to fame
as that she has an Instagram that she likes to take pictures
of herself partying on.
At least that's what I was staring at.
That was my other clip.
I just had to point out like how out of touch these two are with.
Oh, you had the panties one.
Yeah, I mean, it's like, oh, six figures.
There's a lot of money.
Go fuck yourself.
To some people.
That's a lot of money.
Ha ha ha.
Middle America would be thrilled
if I got a money.
Yeah.
At least fucking people.
It's supposed to.
The other thing that Natalie does is she
reminds Heather that Heather needs to sell products.
Bang, you get the cheap moments and all that stuff.
So I use that really well.
So I am never not satisfied or deprived or anything like that.
And I maintain my weight.
The book, and I get to plug the book.
So go to HeatherdeBro.com and you can pre-order the DeBro diet.
So...
No, thanks.
So this woman wrote a dieting book. She's married to a plastic surgeon and is on a reality TV or was out of reality TV show because she's married to a famous person.
Right. And now you're going to read her dieting book. Right. I have a lot to say about this dieting book. Okay, let's get into that. Because I they do talk about that for a while. She starts by explaining the diet
and it's sort of the clip that you played
and explains that it's not a diet.
It's just a lifestyle
and then goes on to explain that it's a diet.
So if you play clip 11.
Okay.
And I have to say, our diet is the way we live.
So it's not like I'm following a diet, it's how I live.
So it's our interleading and what you're eating
and what you're eating and what and the whole thing.
You get the cheap moments and all that stuff. So I
use that really well. So I'm never not satisfied or deprived or anything like
that and I maintain my weight. The book now you have to plug the book. Oh, so
go right. So this also the conversation started because she said that she was
going on vacation, which she does often. Yes. And that she had gained weight, wasn't that awful
and she needs to now stop eating,
except you're doing a diet that you're plugging a book for.
So why are you gaining weight?
Right, because it's her lifestyle.
Right.
So she should be doing fine.
Also, I don't know if you guys picked up on this,
but her diet is not just a diet where you lose weight.
It has magical powers.
God, we maintain our weight.
We're super fit, we're healthy.
And the science behind the diet is crazy.
Skin tightening, anti-aging effects, anti-cancer proper.
I mean, unbelievable.
Like everyone needs to be on it.
And end.
Did you know those people in Africa with Ebola?
If they would just do the DiPriot diet,
they would be fine.
It cures Ebola, HIV.
It is the cure for everything.
It's so foolish.
She's so foolish yet. She goes to science behind them. It is the cure for everything. She's so full of shit.
She goes, the science behind this.
Who's the scientist who's studying the fucking
Heather DeBro diet?
I want to think I fired.
But this crazy thing is that she talks about the science behind it.
She tries to say that it's a cure for cancer.
And she stops herself.
I think she realizes that might be to open up a stretch.
Like I can maybe get sued if I start saying that my fucking stupid book is a cure for
cancer.
She's a doctor as level snake oil salesman.
She bleeds snake oil.
If you play my clip 12.
I would love to.
You know, it's funny because Terry, as much as I love Orange Theory, I swear Terry came
up with Orange Theory.
Well, he could see he's been doing.
He used to do that.
He used to do, he used to do high intensity interval training and run up with Orange Theory. Well, he could see he's been doing that. He used to do that. He used to do high intensity interval training
and run with his friends.
Yeah.
And they would go to the gym, like a 24 hour fitness
and he would run them through a whole circuit.
A whole circuit of about 30 seconds and a minute.
Like he was always into that.
Terry invented high intensity interval training.
Yes.
How approximate, too, while we're at it.
He's done everything. Amazing. It's amazing. He invented How the CrossFit too, while we're at it. She's done every single amazing.
It's amazing.
He invented the question mark too, I heard.
So you're not buying that?
Is what you're saying?
Buying her book?
No.
Buying that story that her husband invented.
Not buying anything she says or sells.
You got more on this diet you want to go over to?
Maybe just one more clip 14.
So many people are always asking me,
what do you eat?
How do you work out?
What do you do?
Trust me, I'm not anorexic.
I eat more than any girl I know.
Is that what every skinny chick says?
I eat so much food.
I pick out a pizza every night.
Fuck you.
Except you just told us you have to stop eating
because you've gained weight.
Right.
And then I want to play.
This doesn't make a lot of sense to what you're saying.
Right.
And I stick my finger down my throat and re-curry to taste it.
And then I want to play the ad she did
right after she finished talking about this,
which is clip 19.
Okay, great.
Have you tried Dierex app?
I haven't.
Oh my gosh, you've got to get diuret.
I'm living on it. I love it. Because when you have a period, don't you feel like you're in it? I haven't oh my gosh. You've got to get dierex. I'm living on it
I love it because when you period don't you feel like you're like you're in on it right now. I'm like so bloated
Yeah, I'm a different body
Buy my book but also buy dierex because my book's not gonna
Yeah, my diet's like when my diet fails you completely by this fucking pill that won't work either
It's funny. I had the same clip. I'm not gonna play why I'm gonna play it because I got right before that
She acknowledges the fact that there's something going on with their fucking throw It's funny. I had the same clip. I'm not gonna play why I am gonna play it because I got right before that
She acknowledges the fact that there's something going on with their fucking throat
Because it sounds like the microphone is on her tongue and she does say this thank God it all and my throat is gurgling I have no I'm just a disaster
Have you tried diurex and then it goes rid of the commercial?
Into the commercial at like a ziz so then I had the same clip that you had
with them talking about this thing that you have to buy
because you're bloated and all that shit.
Right after that, Heather lands this dynamite joke.
I don't know if this was written for her
or she's just coming up off the cuff,
but this is amazing.
And you gained like three, seven, 42 pounds.
Yeah.
Home run, go me home run.
He's hilarious.
Oh, yes.
I have other examples of Heather being hilarious.
This is an amazing joke from our friend Heather Dubro.
And this is all in the book, but when I went to college,
I didn't gain the freshman 15.
I gained the freshman like 35
Now the only time I do find her funny is when she's not trying to be funny. Yeah. She talks about an algorithm. I don't think she does want an algorithm or what this word
means because she's talking about checking the weather at the place they're going to go on vacation.
She says this. And I'm praying for the best and I look at the weather and it's like this really
bad algorithm of oh my god it looks like it's going oh my god it's going oh my god it's going
over here. She's talking about the weather forecast.
She calls that an algorithm.
That's not what a fucking algorithm is.
What's the math behind these clouds?
I need to know.
Can Google fix this?
I'm on vacation.
Let's see, one cloud plus two clouds equals my vacation is ruined.
That's an algorithm.
This fucking woman is dumb.
How can I sell this on my podcast One App?
This woman is a dummy.
All right, Jon, I'm sorry. I'm hogging the spotlight away from the expert.
Well, she's also very out of touch.
I get it.
So I wanted to mention briefly.
Okay.
How often she talks about vacations that she's going on.
Okay.
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Heather is gearing up for Cabo.
Heather's recent visit to New York.
Heather finishes up her vacation tour with a trip to mammoth.
Heather's spring break, part one.
Heather's spring break, part two.
Heather's going on spring break.
Heather's wacky New York City trip.
What the fuck?
I can't be called vacation if you're just always vacationing here.
Right.
Because a vacation is like doing something different
than what you normally do in your life.
If your wife is just traveling around and being an asshole, then you're just a traveling asshole.
And these are fancy trips. So if you play clip 9.
All right. Because if it was us alone, I'd rather stay at Las Ventanas. Right.
But if it's us all together, then yeah, Pumia, it's like got more, it's more lively. Yeah.
Right. She's talking about two very expensive resorts in Cabo is it we're all supposed to know.
Oh, of course I'd run it over to Last Man Thomas.
Why would you go to Palm Mea?
Look at that shit hole palm mea.
I'm fucked that way.
I think there's so many times I can't stand to go there again, Jen.
She's a little bit out of touch and what's funny to me on this show, what I picked up on,
is when she's trying to sound like a normal mom
and trying to make it seem like,
oh yeah, we're just, you know,
having the kids over to the house and their friends,
we're just hanging out.
This is an example, she talks about going to the hockey game
of her son, and then afterwards they invite all the kids
back over to the house.
Oh, I'm sorry, those not for what?
Yeah, exactly, why are we even talking about this?
This is her, so she goes up on these fucking resorts and no one can afford.
And oh, I want to go to this resort,
not that shitty resort.
And then this is her trying to be normal.
The boys were so cute.
And so he's supposed to have a couple of boys come sleepover
and he brought the whole team.
That a whole stinky smelly wet.
I'm like, you guys have to shower or go in the jacuzzi.
That's hilarious.
What do you think they chose? The jacuzzi. That's how they're doing. What do you think they chose?
Yes, there's like nine of them. All in the jacuzzi, we got them food and that's what. Stopped to trade her shows and work pizzas and they had a great time. I love that.
Yeah. Boring. What are we talking about here? The only reason for them to do that is for her to show
that she's like this cool mom and like, hey, I have all your friends over
after the game, we'll just hang out.
But listen to this clip,
because this one I label Mom of the Year,
this is her talking about her daughter in Taekwondo.
She gets pummeled, 20 to two.
Oh my goodness.
And then she goes out to me and she's wearing her silver medal.
She's like, I got second place.
I'm like, it's out of two.
What are you not getting about this?
Yeah, you fucking retard.
You suck.
You suck at the floor you're doing.
You're losing her.
Then I broke her trophy in front of her.
I'm not sure where she is now.
She's not going back to my house.
My house is for winners.
All right. What else do we want to talk about here? Well, we're into the kids. Yeah, let's talk about the fucking stupid kids.
We...
After she spends about five minutes talking about Taekwondo, she moves into hockey and it might seem like we are all over the place
But that is because her podcast goes over every single different kind of topic you could think of.
are all over the place, but that is because her podcast goes over every single different kind of topic you could think of. So after she gets into Hockey, she talks
about her son and the fact that his little age. Are you saying that our show has no
algorithm? I said we're lacking an algorithm. I'm sorry. That was what we call a callback.
Not knowing what algorithm means. Get it Andy? Because we don't know either. But there
were an algorithm. I don't fancy. I fancy I keep interrupting you Jen what a doose I
I hear what switch couple we talk about here let's go with clip 20 20 he broke
up with it in a totally nice way okay it was fine it was like I'm so busy and
stay into school we're not going high school together and we should just be
friends just she's a lovely girl I mean it, oh it's so sad. Oh my god, he was so sad.
I can't even tell the story because if any of his little friends' parents listened, I
wouldn't want them to know, but it was very sad. But you just told the story. So now they
all heard it. I think you just told the story. You just did exactly what you said. She's
not that upset about it.
Yeah, so that was her son, Nikki, which is a boy,
a Nikki.
She has a girl named Max, a boy named Mickey.
That's Coco's in there somewhere.
Coco, which is short for something.
Okay, she has a brother named Jennifer.
Coco's a girl.
Right, so Nikki, her, his girlfriend dumped him.
And that's what they were talking about. Yes, because don't know because it's very important to know about these eighth grade
Heartbreak gives a shit. Yeah, I'm sorry. Keep going. What do we got? And then clip 22
We're watching you're watching and they're getting
cremated
Cremated like it's gonna be a total shutout and Nikki scored the goal
So it wouldn't be a shutout, okay, And then I think someone else scored two after that.
But he's the one that made the first goal for the team.
I think they only scored twice and that was it.
No way.
Lost hugely.
Oh no.
So this was like I think the first year they didn't make it
into the championships.
Wow.
And they usually win.
God damn no.
It's longer.
Natalie is just so shocked by that.
All right. Your loser's son lost better than everyone else.
Yeah, there was nothing exciting about that story at all.
I watched a hockey game with a bunch of like eight year olds playing and they lost.
Okay? Holy shit.
I was talking about the Stanley Cup finals with a friend at work of their day and I was
born on myself talking about it.
And that's a game with millions of people watching
and people that actually matters.
The shit that she talks about is the stuff
that everybody is trying to get out of having to do.
Right, you know,
go to these fucking,
nobody wants to do this stuff.
She's gonna bring it onto a podcast
and force her audience to listen to this shit
that nobody wants to do.
Is anyone listening to this podcast?
God, I just think so.
I think so.
You think so? Because I was a real housewives fan. Okay think so I started listening because I was a real housewives fan
Okay, and I figured it would be her interviewing real housewives
It'll be interesting and then I very quickly realized it was like killing my brain cells
You thought Heather Dubro would be interested. I thought you that's not you
That is not new this woman is the opposite of interesting and
It's weird too with her life experiences,
with all this travel and all this shit,
she should have shit to talk about.
There would be interesting.
Right.
But it says she's talking about going to fucking hockey games
and residing, I can tell you that,
any asshole parent about that.
They are, I know.
I'm not doing that.
On purpose, I'm purposely not doing that.
It's what, I'm gonna tell you.
I'm gonna tell you how we say, Carl, have a format. She has no format. There's no format. It's what we have to say, Carl.
Have a format.
She has no format.
There's no format there.
She's talking about what she did yesterday,
and nobody gives a fuck.
I don't.
I don't.
I don't.
Steve Langford, sure, shit doesn't.
Who gives a shit who gives a fuck?
All right, Jen, what else we got?
Well, I guess it's worth mentioning that she does do an interview with someone
in about an hour in for about 15 minutes.
GlowZell joins the show.
Are you guys familiar with GlowZell?
No.
I wasn't.
No.
Those YouTube stars, I'm all alone.
She's a YouTube star and I had no idea what the fuck she was.
Yeah.
That was like the best part of the podcast.
Do you have clips of them?
I have one.
Okay. What's it? 24. That's what I have one. Okay. Let's play it.
24.
That's what I love about being able to create your own context.
Yes.
I'm from the generation before we did, because I wasn't a stand-up.
I did a little bit, but I do cabaret.
Oh.
And so it was the same thing.
You had to beg your people to come, and your friends had no money.
Right.
And then you get them there, and then you kind of feel bad.
So you like to bind them to drinks.
So it's almost like you're paying to do your sets.
So someone would be there
Is this an interview or is this just how they're talking about
This is where Heather to make sure she made it about her
Can I her interviews are her getting other people to listen to her talk?
Can I tell you that we listen to the show the exact same way we're someone point with all this shit?
I put together a compilation of how they're talking about herself
During the interview she's supposed to be
interviewing Glozell about Glozell and said she makes it all about herself. So here's just
a bunch of clips that one's included. You were a musical theater major too, right? Me too.
That's what I loved about being able to create your own context. I'm from the generation before
we didn't because I wasn't a stand-up. I did a little bit, but I did cabaret. Oh! And I would say yes for a picture, no matter what I'm doing.
Yeah, me too. Always.
The reason why I messed up Target and Costco is because I just, I made a little video on
my Instagram story of me and my husband and Target. And he was like,
they have food here. And I'm like, you're so out of touch as I've been your celebrity,
too. But I think we all put ourselves into the limelight. It's kind of it's part of the
Gaye, right? But then you decided to put your fertility issue. So I went through fertility too. Oh yeah, I have four kids. He's done it all. Holy shit, Heather.
You're supposed to be talking to someone else. I've never heard a worse interview and I've listened to every Adam Kurola podcast from 19 2009 to 2013.
That's the worse interview.
She even starts off with what must be the dumbest question.
You're talking to a YouTube star.
Now, Guazella is a comedian who has, I guess, a funny YouTube channel.
I don't know.
That's the sense that I got.
Listen to this fucking dynamite question.
First of all, one of my daughters is obsessed with you
Catarina. She's a huge YouTube
Fanatic and sweet she just loves you. I am obsessed with your whole
Why I want to know how first of all how did you get into YouTube because being the queen of YouTube?
Thank you. How you obviously ascended your throne before anyone else tried to steal it
How did you get involved in YouTube? Andy you obviously ascended your throne before anyone else tried to steal it.
How did you get involved in YouTube?
Andy,
Jen, do you know how you get involved in YouTube by uploading videos to YouTube?
That's how you get involved.
Is this a mystery that we need to solve?
How did you get involved in YouTube?
Well, this guy here to my house stole my content.
Brought it to YouTube headquarters was able to somehow put it on their web servers. Oh
Shit, I saw some guy at the corner in a car. I said how'd you get in that car? Yeah, right?
Did you gonna do the passenger side of this car? There's a door right here. He's over it. Oh, okay
It's not easy as whole. I guess that makes sense. Jesus.
Let's talk more about how funny these people are.
Going back to this idea of the royal wedding,
and now this woman is a duchess,
and they're talking about,
you know, she gets a wow-ins since you have an expense account.
And now they start riffing on,
well, if I had an expense account
I would just be Amazoning all night long. So then
What happens here is really funny?
Natalie decides I'm gonna set up Heather for a great joke. I'm just gonna give her a promise and let her fucking nail it and
Everyday Dingdong, oh, it's Amazon. The Duchess was up late last night.
What would be your name for Amazon?
That way they didn't know his yours.
Oh, but it would be said to the castle,
so I think they might know.
She doesn't get it.
She doesn't get it.
Totally goes right through.
What would be your name for Amazon?
So they didn't know that it was you.
She's like, well, no, no, no, it'd be said.
It'd be coming to my house.
It'd be coming right to my house.
I'd be so easy to be.
They would know, she's like, oh, no no I'm coming to my house. It would be coming right to my house I mean obviously they would know she's like oh yeah, and then she follows that up with
Now we have to convince the audience that that worked out really well. Oh my god
Is that so funny?
No
Is that so funny? No, it was the exact opposite of funny. You tried to make a joke
You failed fucking miserably you dropped the ball. Yeah, you dropped the ball. You can't just be like isn't that funny?
Could you imagine going to see a stand-up comedian? Yeah, so airline food
No, it's pretty delicious, right? No, isn't that funny?
Wasn't that funny? No, you're not convincing me of such my clip seven actually gives a little a little taste of their fake
Laughter that is throughout the entire podcast.
Love it. I'm assuming they didn't drive home, right?
They laugh exactly the same. They didn't drive drunk, did they?
Well then, they say someone drunk driving. Well then they have Glosella on the show who's a comedian.
So she's gonna be the comic relief that we so need an
outward to the show. And this is Glow's L's fucking hack joke. I don't know if you
know this but if you have sex you can get pregnant. So I want you to be careful
because that I don't do that. I'm married.
I'm very nasty. Oh, I don't have sex. I'm married. Get it? Hey guys, take my wife.
Please. When my wife's so big or she sits around the house. She sits around the house
You guys heard this before holy shit. What a fucking hack this woman is this I mean not that you could be funny talking to Heather DuBrow
But still that's pretty bad. What you know it was ridiculous because the first hour was so fucking boring when they finally introduced this third woman who's supposedly a
comedian yeah I was I was just like this woman is fantastic because
because
we're so bad this was a one and now I like this a lot dirt flavors way better than the shit flavor. I've been forced fed yet, doose
All right, what else we got here?
Well, I think you you got all my other clips all right, we were on the same page with a lot of that we've blown through this thing
That's good. I don't want to bore people with like
It's all the clips are so long too late
So let's say we pass that that ship has sailed. Oh god. I'm exhausted. Yeah, We passed that. That ship has sailed. Oh, God.
I'm exhausted.
Yeah, I think we've covered this well enough.
I mean, this was not a good show.
It was not fun to listen to.
I didn't like the mouth noises.
I didn't think she was a good broadcaster.
And she has nothing to say.
She's got two more podcasts.
She's trying to be interested.
She's trying to trick people.
Hold on.
Hold on.
I just got, I just got news just came in over the wire.
She has other podcasts besides Heather DeBros World.
With her husband, she has Dr. Mrs. Gini Pig.
Fuck me.
What?
And then I think she still has Heather's closet.
What the fuck?
I can't even imagine what that has got to be like. It's all a shame. She says too much to say I can't put it on just on one podcast.
She's just trying too much information to get you're pennies Carol. You're you're
sub six figure salary in her pocket. She's so rich and so skinny people need her
information. By my doctor Terry Bobblehead at the D. Brodeck.
I don't like this woman, fuck her, I'm not a fan.
All right.
Well, Andy, you got anything else to do?
Well, you want to ask the question?
You should switch gears, I'm very interested to hear about the reactions from last podcast.
Yes.
But you guys have been doing a
segment about tropes on podcasts that are no-nose. And I've stumbled on to one that's really driving me crazy. You actually did it
during this episode. And I almost jumped out of my
chair and punched you in the head. Damn it, but I'll take it out post.
Yeah, it's a crutch that all of my favorite podcasts are doing.
Okay.
And we could do this as like a John Oliver and now this.
And this is podcasters telling you where the thing is.
Here's the thing.
Guys, here's the thing.
Because here's the thing.
Everybody is saying here's the thing. Guys, here's the thing. Because here's the thing. Everybody is saying here's the thing.
Did I say here's the thing?
You did.
You did.
Fuck me.
And I mean, I love these pockets.
Paul Sheer does in a ton.
Yeah.
The doughboys, I love the doughboys.
They both do it.
Yeah.
Like at the end of all, like the reviews of everything.
Whenever somebody wants to make a point, the point is the thing.
But they all use that to make a point, the point is the thing. But they all, they all use that to make a point that Dan Harmon, I love these podcasts,
but they're all doing this.
So it's just something that I second any.
So I just did it earlier today.
Yeah. Are you saying that bad podcast?
I'm saying you're as good as Dan Harmon.
How's that?
I'll take it.
All right.
Let's talk about what happened recently.
We put out our review of OP radio, myself and Jen
from the Jingle's department.
Great episode.
Well, I mean, surprisingly well received
is how I would describe this.
We put it out the Sunday before Memorial Day,
on Memorial Day, the subreddit picked it up,
and it was pinned to the top of the subreddit
with tons of people commenting and carrying on.
Then Tuesday morning, after the holiday,
Jim Norton and Sam Roberts have a show on Series XM
that they do, and the first color they pick up on,
they have Bob Kelly in studio,
and the first color calls in with this.
I want to go to this call. I don't know.
Kevin and Philly, what's up buddy?
Gentlemen, yes. There's science news in the world, the ONA world. You got to address it.
I literally, I'm reading what you said and I have no idea what you're talking about.
Okay, so this guy calls in. He's like, there is huge news in the ONA universe, referring
to who are these podcasts.
And he's like, you guys got to talk about this.
So he goes on to explain what is going on.
Some, some, some, no buddies have a podcast and it was discerrated.
Greg Hughes is a G AA-O-B new podcast. Jocktober it's beyond any level you guys have ever done.
Wow.
It's amazing.
OK, so the guy says this podcast, Jocktobered O-P,
which was great.
Obviously, this show is based on...
You've said it.
Jocktober.
Mixed with the Noah Junder show, another podcast that we love.
And so those two elements combined mix who are these podcasts
This guy calls in and says you got to hear this show these guys crush. Oh be the joctober um my guess
This is amazing and then this fuck had doesn't know who the fuck we are. Oh
Okay, so a podcast kind of joctobered him
Um, what's the podcast that did it?
I have no idea there are a bunch of nobody's but it's got tons of leverage Oh, I'm sorry. All right. Well, thanks Kevin. I didn't hear I thought he said he said opi's meltdown
I'm like I don't know what he's talking about. I'm I'm way too worried about the damage that the tissue paper is gonna
Do to my dad's stock sneakers? All right, so this fucking caller calls in with the big news and can't fucking know the name of the podcast he's talking about
Come on, man. Gonna be that fucking difficult. People could at least Google it
Yeah, no and then Sam Roberts that little fucking twink
He doesn't want to talk a bit bad about Opie. He's got this fucking
He's the only one who's a holdout. My gosh, maybe someday Opie will help me out again or whatever
So this fucking dummy goes all right, I'd rather talk about my shoes.
That's great. You're a fucking amazing broadcast.
Instead of you getting a bunch of free publicity, we got to move on to the show.
Right, I'm looking for more publicity. So, so that was a serious exam on Jim Norton
and Sam Roberts' show. Later that day on Tuesday, Anthony Cumia does a show. He actually
does. It's a podcast,
but it's a video podcast.
A, it's not a anymore.
Already is off the show.
So it's back to A.
It didn't work out.
That lasted longer than I thought.
It lasted longer than most people saw.
I had the under on that.
So Anthony Cumia comes on on his show
and he's got Bob Kelly as a guest.
I guess Bob Kelly's making the rounds that day.
And he starts to talk about this this is behind a paywall.
So a lot of people probably haven't heard this,
but Anthony Cumia from the OP&A Anthony show
was for 20 years OP's partner.
He cannot wait to talk about our show.
Did you have that one where the podcast of the review
of OP's show?
Finally, it's on my Twitter.
I retweeted it.
I said, this is amazing.
I wanted people have been asking me
to do a October about OP's podcast.
And that's usually October.
We do, October.
Did somebody just do that?
It shows about OP Show.
Podcast just did that.
Yeah, they did, right?
That's what I'm talking about.
Yeah.
No, no, it's fucking great.
Okay, so that's Bob Callie, who was on the show.
He heard you.
So they heard the guy call him in and say,
they said, I guess I didn't somebody do that.
So, okay, good.
We're gonna be stuck.
We're gonna be stuck.
So Anthony Cumia, who I'm a huge fan of,
I've been told I need to do his show, Nax,
and his show is not what it used to be,
but I'm still a huge fan of Anthony Cumia.
He's funny, yeah.
He was the reason why I listened to ONA for all those years.
And this is gonna be a minute or two, bear with me.
I'm gonna do a victory lap.
If you guys are throwing that,
I'm sorry, the victory lap, here we go.
I could not do a better job than these motherfuckers did.
I am giving them A plus across the board on this broadcast.
Please put it up there.
I want to give them a plug on this.
If you want the greatest, most honest, brutal fucking review
of the O.B. radio podcast, listen to these guys.
Where are they?
Here they are.
Who are these podcasts?
Who are these podcasts?
So that's him.
He brought it up on the screen. He's showing our Twitter account. He's
he's zooming in on our tweet, putting out op show. We didn't promote this. We didn't
mention anyone. No, really? Oh, I think it's by the subreddit. And that you know the things
into the subreddit. No, no, somebody else uploaded it in the subreddit. So next thing you
know Anthony Cumia is talking
about his show and here's another clip on,
he did about five minutes.
I broke it down a little bit,
but here's another clip that's really,
I'm interested.
They fucking review this.
It's about an hour long.
I listened to the whole thing earlier today.
It's hilarious.
This guy knows Opie just as well as I do.
He fucking hit on every single thing, going back to the brother wee's things.
He goes back to some references from the O&A show.
So obviously high praise, the fact that he's saying that I know Opie as well as Anthony
does.
I don't.
I certainly do not.
But he continues the high praise.
And then he plays an episode and and take some
clips from the episode he listened to and picks out these little idiosyncrasies of opi's
and and it's dead on. And he goes, all right. At one point he goes, all right, I want you
to listen to this clip because the insecurity level of opi here is hilarious. He goes, he
loses complete confidence in what he's saying and I'm like oh my
God I lived this dude he's perfect. I mean when I I watched this Wednesday morning because I do
subscribe to a show. Yeah and I didn't know that he had picked us up and I was watching this and I was
pretty surprised. Yeah to say the least. I'm expecting to get an invite over to his house for the Fourth of July party.
Anything, hit me up on that.
Here's more Anthony praising how amazing I am.
Kevin and Carl, and there's a girl in there too.
I should mention that they go to our Twitter and I have enough
Tate in there for Twitter.
It's been two years, Kevin has been on the show,
and I'm still so Kevin and Carl, so anyway,
and some girl, but here we go.
Kevin and Carl, and there's a girl in there too and even she knew
She's like, oh, I got this clip here listen to opi dude. I'm like holy shit
They just know it. They know opi like backwards and forwards
And I couldn't be happier. It was hilariously funny. Give it a listen. Who are these podcasts?
And I guess what they do is they take other people's podcasts and review them.
Some of them they give good reviews,
but they rip them apart.
And he's the guy I was saying,
it goes, I could do Opus Show every single podcast.
He goes, I was getting enraged listening to this.
All right, so one more, it's amazing.
The accolades that we got from...
We have to weather so many ones stuff.
Oh my God, oh my goodness, shit out.
And I'll get to that, trust you.
We're gonna get to the shitty guy,
but I just have to deal with Victory Lab for now.
Alright, so this is the last clip I have from Anthony Cumia.
The guy who produces the show gets on the mic
and is like, well, these guys are ripping on podcasts.
Are you sure they haven't ripped out your podcast?
So this is Anthony's response to that.
Did you check to see if they did you?
No, but I knew he was talking.
No, right?
No, you know what?
I wouldn't even care at this point.
Like whatever they wanted to say about me,
I would take because they were so accurate with Opie.
I would have to just go, all right, maybe they're right.
That's fucking unbelievable.
I just got the green light to rip on Anthony Cumia
to show.
All right, so then see you have Jim Norton and Sam Roberts,
then you have Anthony Cumia.
Those were the two pieces from the Opie and Anthony show.
And then Jim Norton has another podcast called
the Chip Chippes and Potacacus,
where he plays this character.
And this character is turned into,
oh, I mentioned that on the show.
So then I'm watching the chip show this past Monday
because that comes out every Sunday.
And I shit you not, they reference our show,
but totally as an inside joke.
So here is a clip from our show
where we're talking about Kurt Schilling.
Opie has the story that he ran in the Kurt Schilling
directorate.
During training camp when he's in Buffalo.
So this is that clip of our show.
So he's talking about the fact that it's
spring training Kurt Schilling
and the whole team shows up.
What team?
Spring training goes on down in the fucking South.
And in the Southwest,
there's no such thing as a league that's going in in Buffalo, New York, so he's fucking lying.
Another thing, B. This is the thing about OP. Is that he's always lying.
Okay, so that was our show. So I'm listening to Chip Chipperson show.
And for some reason organically, Kurt Schilling comes up and this happens.
Oh, I think there was curtschilling
Yeah, curtschilling with the the famous and I should mention that this is Anthony is co is a guest
Right, so you're Anthony's voice again. Oh, I think there was curtschilling. Yeah, curtschilling with the famous sock. Oh, yeah
Yeah, curtschilling the shit. I met him at spring training. Oh, yeah, what's for you? Oh
Where was that Florida? Yeah, it was so
crazy. We were in fucking, we were over in fucking Mogadishu. I was doing missionary work.
I'm like, what do you don't over here? He's like, what's spring training? Oh really,
really, but you're fucking holding a volleyball, you piece of garbage, and then we laughed.
That sounds fun. Yup. Hell yeah. The crazy guy. It was a great time.
So, I just want to say that Jim Norton listened to our show.
It's a fish show.
I couldn't be more excited that those guys were having a big laugh.
It's pretty cool that they enjoyed it.
It's pretty amazing.
So, all of those things are very exciting.
Here's where people started shitting out of.
So, there's this guy who has a show.
I'm going to pronounce this wrong.
It's science-y entertainment. I'm gonna pronounce this wrong. It's sciencey entertainment.
He's got a YouTube channel.
I've watched lots of his videos.
He talks a lot about the ONA.
How did he get into YouTube?
Yeah, I don't know.
It's a good question.
How do you get into YouTube?
So this guy's got this channel
and they started talking about us
because this is all the rage.
I didn't even mention
Somebody uploaded in fact it was Daniel Dragucci uploaded our
Show on the YouTube and then spliced in additional audio from chip show and O&A and OP show
So he created his own kind of montage mostly our show has 40,000 views on YouTube right now. Somebody else just uploaded the entire show complete,
start to finish, that has 6,000 views,
and lots of shitty comments.
I gotta tell you, man, YouTube,
if you want a nice little ego boost,
don't put anything up on YouTube.
Not gonna happen.
These people not thrilled with what we're doing.
So this guy, Sciencey, so this show has gone everywhere.
Anyone who's into ONA knows about this show.
So this guy, Sciencey, he's big into this universe.
He does his own show and he's got like a co-anchor
who brings it up.
I checked out a new show called Who Are These Podcasts?
Where they just review people's show.
Oh, people shut the fuck up about this guy.
I've seen it.
I watched it when it trashed.
I get it.
First of foremost, they stink.
All right.
It says the guy who's broadcast even from it sounds like a garage door with a door open.
You know, like he's credible.
Yeah.
Well, it's funny because this co-host who brings it up is talking about, I listened to their Howard
Stern episode, I listened to Compton, I listened to Anne Crowley's, he's talking about all
these episodes he listened to, who are these podcasts because he discovered the show.
But then he critiques us, he says this.
Yeah.
They're commentary's awful.
And they're like, and that's not a joke, huh?
Huh?
I mean, huh? Well, like what was that? Huh?
OP said to do this commentary.
OP doesn't contribute on, I mean,
with 40 white people and we don't, it's like, what do you-
That's hilarious because the guy goes,
they don't have any jokes, they play this good, so they go,
oh, that's funny, and then they do the exact same thing,
he had nothing.
But the guy before that or after that said,
I listened to all these episodes.
Well, then what the fuck are you listening to?
I appreciate you listening, but also.
Lick, lick, lick, m'buff.
Oh, see.
Ah, yeah.
We're very upfront that we're not good at this.
Right, I think it's apparent.
All right, then one more clip from this guy.
They talked about us for six or seven minutes,
but here's one more clip,
just to show how much they disliked us.
I didn't get why people dug it so much. We are, would you?
So, not great quality, but you get the point. So, if you want to talk about, we've got
a ton of feedback and comments from people. One of my favorites was I referred to OPIS podcast as being less funny than Bill Cosby.
And somebody wrote me and said, Bill Cosby's very funny.
What are you talking about?
I was confused by that.
We've gotten a lot of requests to review Anthony Kumia's show, which I mentioned a lot of
people are saying, you should just do OP podcasts every week.
We would listen if you did that.
I do want to announce that I think we're going to create an OP radio segment on the show.
I'd be crazy not to.
At this point, so what we're going to do is we're going to pull a clip from the most recent
OP show or a couple clips and we'll just give you an update
on what this assholes up to and how much he sucks.
And who knows, maybe he'll get good at this broadcasting thing
at some point, you know, can we have a Ravaport
segment?
25 years in.
Oh, dude, Ravaport, are you fucking kidding me?
You're not cares, man.
We know the fact that chicken.
Oh, I'm sorry, does you wanna hear?
You're not carers me.
I do love that a lot.
All right, a couple of things I wanted to point out.
We got a email.
We got lots of emails from people.
One of them says, Carlin Jen, just want to say bravo
for your take on OP radio and thank you for listening.
So I don't have to.
I truly was about to because I had to see how bad it sucked.
Holy shit, you were so dead on.
It was almost like you worked there when I was the executive producer.
And Jen, love you're awe, I know comments because it made you sound so sad about the whole thing.
Hilarious. Truly great job guys.
I know Anne already plugged you guys and I'll be sharing with a few of the others who, as you mentioned,
worked for the show but hate that shit dick Opie. This is their guy. This guy was their producer from 90th 2002 when they were on WNW
in New York. And he said it's this note saying, spot on. So that was, that was a major.
We had a lot of notes like that. A lot of people were really thrilled that we took down
Opie, but that one was particularly impressive. Ooh, sounds like he was hard to work with.
Yeah, yeah, nope.
Nobody likes this fucking grudge guy, that's for sure.
There was another note that came in with the subject line,
Man-Dush.
This guy says, just found your podcast as an old school ONA fan,
fucking love the invigorating you give these shit shows.
The OP Bashing was fantastic.
Please do more and Anthony
show. But the Man Cow episode was particularly sublime that I had to write in. I interned
for Man Cow as a production assistant for about a year, and it was easily the funniest
thing to see behind the scenes. The guy's a fucking hack who believes all that figure
of the mind bullshit. The prep burger bits are absolutely 90% of the show. And that was
some of the Kevin and I pointed out is that all these things are prep burger.
It's all fed in from this one or the roses. Right. All that kind of nonsense.
Possibly the biggest travesty is that he points to people when he wants them
to talk. So many stories what a cont keep up the good work. So that was from Alex.
He did an internship with Mancow.
And you know, I'm thrilled that people are finding the show
now they're going back and going back to old episodes
and checking it out.
And it's very cool to hear from people who are there
for these shows who know these people
and agree with everything that we have in South of South.
It's pretty amazing.
It's really fun to hear that people enjoy.
It's not pointing at me.
I'm running out of things to talk about, Carol.
I see what you did there.
So I mentioned earlier, give us a five star review
and just bash us.
It'll be fun.
We need the five star reviews because we're so lopsided.
We have so many one star reviews.
That are averages too.
Not great.
Not great.
But I love this one.
This one came in on May 29th. We've
gotten a lot of reviews since we put up OP radio. It says, I don't like you five stars.
Yeah. But I gave you five stars based solely on new trashing OP, fuck OP. Good job. So
that was fun. Lots of positive five star reviews I won't get into. There's this one,
fuck yeah. One star from Mike Rudd. Thanks guys for killing Opie cuz he's horrible no talent piece of garbage
But you guys maybe just as bad yeah a bunch of bears call your pot a bunch of bears and I'll listen
I want this guy to co-host
Fuck it funny
All right, this one I'm gonna have a hard time getting through cuz it's really long and they don't do a good job of putting these
Reviews in paragraph form on iTunes. So let me try to do this.
I'm here because getting a colonoscopy with a rusty barb layer is a more productive use
of your time than listening to even a few minutes of who are these podcasts.
I really wanted to like to show, giving subpar podcasts the Mystery Science Theatre 3000
treatment is a great idea.
But podcasts cannot succeed on great ideas alone. They have to execute, and this podcast
is woefully inadequate in the execution department. Who are these podcasts as the worst kinds of
hosts? They think the verbal something pouring out of their mouths is kind of genius, but
their snarky little quips and a sides are about as funny as a miscarriage on Christmas Eve. If who are these podcasts was simply unfunny, it
would be forgettable. But it earns the hollowed spot in the terrible podcast
Hall of Shame thanks to its witch's brew of tone deaf humor mixed with
naked jealousy. The host cannot stand the fact that other podcast successes have
this far eluded them.
It's like being trapped in a dive bar next to a drunk who won't shove about how he could
have been somebody who hadn't been screwed over by the man.
They actually have the nerve to mock other podcasts for having advertisers because getting
paid to do what makes you a hack or something.
So steer clear of this podcast unless you have committed a mortal sin and feel you need
to make a penance.
That is a pocket review right there.
That's impressive.
Now, everyone out there do that but get five stones.
Yes.
Because I do like reading that.
I thought that was.
You're so jealous.
Yeah.
I know.
I mean, for the pockets for every time.
No, I mean, for the shitty read.
You're just trying to be the podcast famous, Carl.
Right. This is so obvious, which is true.
How long did that person take to write that though?
I mean, it took you that long to read it.
He's saying about that.
Yeah, there's way too much effort put forward.
It's just me too long to read it.
It's a him too long to write it.
Yeah.
Wow, one star.
I just like OP as much as the next guy, but this podcast is a joke.
I wanted to like it, but the fact that the main guy acts like he's some sort of expert in entertainment,
when he hasn't done anything in his own life to warn the attitude is baffling.
Sounds like typical millennial garbage to me.
Ha ha ha ha! You're a millennial!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
It's the takeaway from that.
I thought that was fucking...
I do have no business talking about the entertainment world or how to run a fucking show.
I have no business whatsoever.
So that's why you're doing a podcast.
You guys spot on.
Oh my one star.
This is from Wu Tang, 16901.
This made my ears bleed and caused my dog to go blind.
I'm leaking.
lead and cause my dog to go blind. I'm leaking.
But he's like, oh, and eight fans that are, oh yeah, I heard over a canceled terrestrial radio show. He has Wu Tang 69, oh, one, 69 was already taken.
Here's the thing. Here's the thing about open Anthony fans, because I am one and I know
this. They're mean, fucking people. Oh, yeah, they hate everything. And I appreciate the
hell out of it's I do too
So the fans that they would come on here and be like you guys fucking suck as bad as oh, we like I
Can't argue. Yeah, can't argue at all. It's what we do this person
Reminds us. Oh, no, I'm getting back too far too long ago now. Now I'm back in the April all right
Well anyway, we're up to 237 one star reviews. We still have a long way to go to reach Michael Rappaport status.
Yeah, thank God.
We always have him to hide behind.
He will always be the king of One Star Reviews.
This dude is fucking corny.
And I just like that drop, so I just wanted to play it.
Alright, so we've done a lot here, guys.
We reviewed the Heather Dubros show.
That was like an hour ago, right?
It feels like it.
We did Andy's bit.
I remember that part.
For some reason I keep bringing bits, I don't know why.
I'm sure people are gonna love it.
I'll let you know all the positive feedback we got
for that bit.
What else did we do?
We talked about some emails we got.
We talked about how much Anthony like the
Oh, that's right. I play those they could be clips. Let me play those real quick. It's just take another 10 minutes
All right, so you know what that means guys. It's time for
All right, this is the part of the show. We have a lot of new listeners.
Try and need to explain what this is.
Right.
You guys know what this is, right?
Of course.
Can you explain what this is?
Putting on the spot.
The doose.
Explain it.
The doose, what is the teaser?
We're going to get a beautiful little clip
about next week's episode so that you can prepare
for the podcast.
That's pretty well done.
That's pretty succinct.
I don't know that I could have said it better myself, but pretty well done. That's pretty succinct.
I don't know that I could have said it better myself,
but I'll try.
What we're gonna do right now is we're gonna play
a little clip of the podcast that we'll be reviewing next week
to get you excited about it.
Right, you know, because you're sitting here
and you're going, I like Dolby Radio.
This show wasn't very good.
I'll probably stop listening.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Listen to this shit because this is the garbage
we'll be reviewing next week.
You know, it's weird because like the one thing
and a lot of you guys are gonna probably be, you know,
just say I'm fucking crazy.
But the one bad thing about being known as just, you know,
a guy on Sturdering John is that you're just always
gonna be known as such.
It's like I compare it in my book to Herman Munster, you know, which is Fred
Gwynn who had a really, you know, successful Broadway acting career, but it
doesn't matter. Like when I saw him in my cousin Vinnie in the theaters, the first
thing I fucking said was Herman Munster. This is the Stuttering John podcast.
He's not even stuttering.
This was a suggestion that came in from multiple people
because Stuttering John not only has a thing
with obviously Howard Stern,
but he has a whole thing going on with Anthony Cumia
ever since Arty Lang teamed up with Anthony Cumia
and they had a big following out.
So there's a lot of drama around this whole thing.
We did the Stern Show, we did OP radio.
So now it just makes sense.
We're gonna talk about Suthering John
and his shit show of a podcast.
It sounds bad.
And I love that he compares himself
to a wildly famous actor who everybody knows.
He's like, yeah, being Suthering John
is just like being Herman Munster.
No, everyone knows who that is. Here's like, yeah, being still wearing a gun, it's just like being a Herman Munster. No, everyone knows who that is.
You're still wearing fucking a gun.
So I was like, he's just talking into his cell phone.
Oh, yeah, I like her phone or anything.
And there's no compression.
I pulled the show in.
It didn't mind all.
There's no compression.
It is so horribly good to be trying any less.
Yeah, this guy sucks.
So I'm guessing.
I don't know, I've listened to the show yet.
Maybe it's amazing. I shouldn't know, I will listen to the show yet. Maybe it's amazing.
I shouldn't just assume that it's terrible.
So thank you very much to the Deuce for dropping by the go.
You, anything to plug?
Yeah.
Is there anything to plug?
No.
I don't love that.
I don't love that when he's trying to think like I should.
I should have something to plug.
Fuck.
What am I doing?
So please, join us again next week because it might be the episode where we find out what's it for all.
Who are these podcasts?
Sleep well, everybody!
Party in the mush bits of morning radio.
And now the show is called by now.
You not carry me!
Your wife has been changed bitches in her.
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