Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep108 - Heather Dubrow's World

Episode Date: June 10, 2018

We get off to a slow start, there's a lot to talk about recent WATP happenings and apparently we're bad at that. However, once we start rolling on the train wreck that is Heather Dubrow and her entitl...ed assistant you can't stop the fun. Don't even try. Andy "the GOAT" joins the show along with the DEUCE, our Real Housewives of Orange County expert. After reviewing a terrible podcast we spend some time reflecting on the aftermath of our Opie Radio episode. We play clips from Anthony Cumia talking about it, Jim and Sam, Chip Chipperson, and even SaiyanZ Entertainment. We also read reviews from people who don't think as highly of us as we do. Inconceivable.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:01:08 Do it. Today we'll be reviewing a podcast called Heather Dubrow, Heather Dubrow's World. Dubrow's World. Dubrow's World. Heather Dubrow's World from Podcast One. We have listened to the show separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. So without further ado, I wanna get into it, but I do wanna set the table just a bit,
Starting point is 00:01:28 you notice the intro was a little bit different? Yes. We've been getting a lot of feedback lately, our show that we did live over Memorial Day, well, the last one that we did new over Memorial Day weekend got a lot of play. Yeah. And I do wanna talk a lot about the feedback
Starting point is 00:01:44 that we've gotten and some of the feedback that we've gotten and some of the responses that we've gotten from people. So later in the show, I have things I want to talk about, a review of OP Radio, which was a surprisingly huge success. But I also want to mention that I got feedback from people and I take it seriously. A lot of people said, I don't know if they're listening to these pussy shells with these lame intros of the cheesy music. I was like, you know what, I don't either. I don't know why we have the cheesy music. So I figured I would change it up.
Starting point is 00:02:13 You know what? I'm writing you for months. I know. Everyone has them. It's finally, it finally gets to the volume that I said. Yeah, I should probably change that. You know, Doug from Who's Right, I had a conversation with him the other day and he was saying how people will tell him,
Starting point is 00:02:26 you should be doing this, you shouldn't be doing that. It's like, we just do the show that we do. I don't care about your opinion. If you don't like it, don't listen to it. I feel the opposite. We're like, oh, we suck, I will change it. We'll make it better, I promise. So anyway, I do have a lot to get to
Starting point is 00:02:38 and talk about what happened with obviously Anthony Cumia and Jim Norton and everybody else who has chimed in about O.P. radio. Interesting. Got a lot of cool news to talk about there before. I don't even know why we're gonna do this. Like the podcast that we're gonna do, we should just talk about the last one. We should, but we have to do this first because I was forced to listen almost all the way through twice to this Heather DeBros world.
Starting point is 00:03:03 Yeah. And Heather DeBros is a real housewife. Right. A real housewife. A former real housewife. I, okay. Yeah. I didn't know she was not on the show.
Starting point is 00:03:12 A former real housewife of Orange County. Okay. Let's do this, Carl. You and I obviously know nothing about this shit. I know nothing about this shit. So we brought in a subject matter expert. Correct. Who is Jen, but we already have a Jen.
Starting point is 00:03:24 Is this Jen from the Jingles of Mars? This is not a different but we already have a Jen. This is not Jen from the Jingles of course. This is not a different Jen. We have another Jen and we need to figure out how to distinguish between the two. Okay. So we have Jen 2, which is, that's not a great nickname. No. It's terrible. Jen 2 could be Jen squared.
Starting point is 00:03:41 Okay, Jen squared. You could be the square or you could be, she already hates this. Or you could be the squared. Okay, Jen squared. You could be the square or you could be, she already hates this, or you could be the doose. Jen too. The doose. We got the go with the doose. So you get the go. Square, which is synonymous with lame or the doose,
Starting point is 00:03:57 which is a shit. Yeah, awesome. Do you wanna be lame or shitty? I guess I wanna be shitty. All right. Yes, the doose. The doose. Okay, that dudes the dudes. Okay Well, we've cleared that up. That was important
Starting point is 00:04:08 Talking about this Heather DeBros world She's married to a plastic surgeon Terry DeBros who's also famous on TV shows or has a TV show or whatever So she does this thing where she makes a podcast with a co-host named Natalie Pooch. I don't even know her last name. You don't know her last name? Just Natalie. Natalie is her personal assistant.
Starting point is 00:04:30 Yes. Right? Yeah. So she has a lot to add to the show. Oh yeah. Paid to tell Heather what a great job she's doing. I want to talk about their chemistry to start off. This is a clip that I think maybe sums up the show.
Starting point is 00:04:43 You have these two people talking to each other and it sounds like this um Why did I just launch into all that I don't even know what about your midlife crisis oh so That's the show it in that shell. I have I have some clips on this. It's tough because it's all the same It's kind of all the same shit over and over again Jen is there anything that you want to play? You think Best Thumbs Up the Show for you? Yeah, Best Thumbs Up the show I would start with, Jen Six.
Starting point is 00:05:11 Jen Six, you got it. Maybe she just, maybe Harry said her, maybe they told her that she just can't, just for like, no, I don't think so. Cause Kate has always worn makeup, always. But she just looks very classic. She's a classic beauty. Yes. She's more of like a handsome woman, right? Yeah, but Megan's very pretty. Yeah. Very pretty girl. They're both beautiful.
Starting point is 00:05:34 I mean they are their own way. Yeah, they're both beautiful. It's just two bitties talking about crap. Well, an hour and a half. Yeah, so the first 20 minutes, I don't think I pulled many clips from that, but they're talking about the Royal Wedding. Club, club, club. Yeah. Which, I don't know anything about Real Housewives, I know even less about this Royal Wedding. You know what's not just they have. Oh, great.
Starting point is 00:05:55 I know what's just they know now, because I listened to this show a couple times through. They barely even watched it. They have a lot to say about something that they didn't even fucking watch. Yeah, my, actually my clip three. Yeah That's here that and I only watched the recaps. I didn't watch the full wedding Which is fine, but they do have a lot to say about it. I thought this was an interesting thing they were Talking about the makeup that was worn during the wedding. Yeah, that's what these Yentas talk about when they fucking watch something stupid like this and And then make this comment.
Starting point is 00:06:25 But she still had her hair and makeup done. Do you know what I'm saying? It was like the natural sort of look. But it takes a lot of makeup to make a natural look. You know what I'm saying? Uh oh, retarded alert. Retarded alert class. Wait, what?
Starting point is 00:06:38 It takes a lot of makeup to get the natural look. I'm really glad I listen to spot cast. I've learned a lot from these two dummies. I think one of my clips has even more to do with that. You wanted a little more sum sum. Yeah, I mean this is a massive day. It's funny. Someone on Instagram did a Photoshop tour face to have makeup on. Uh huh. Yeah. It's coming from like women who probably without makeup look like an exhausted slim gym. like women who probably without makeup look like an exhausted slim gym. They're like, oh, they just put more like a white foundation on and then a bottle red around the mouth. Well, like some origin yellow on the cheeks and then like a giant purple afro, right?
Starting point is 00:07:16 Others' best days are probably behind her, I would imagine. But she is married to a plastic surgeon. Oh, yeah. And she had some worked on, Jen. She certainly looks like she's had a lot more work on her. She looks like she's had a plastic surgeon. Oh, yeah. And she had some work done, Jen. You have the extra hair. She certainly looks like she's had a lot more. She looks like she's had a little bit of work done. She's very pretty.
Starting point is 00:07:29 She insists she doesn't get anything done. Right. Oh, she does. She pretends the major plastic surgery. The major plastic surgery. Right. At one point, she talks about how the way she gets a face and that's when she pulls her hair back tighter.
Starting point is 00:07:41 And that's one of her crazy jokes that she tells. She's got a lot of really great tips. Actually, if you do my clip one, yes, she's got it. Check out the podcast One App because I did a little exclusive content on what I think about how you should handle Memorial Day. Your hair, your beverages, the whole deal.
Starting point is 00:08:00 So go check it out, podcast One App. Right. Because Memorial Day is a very notoriously difficult hair day and we need special tips for that. I need tips on how to celebrate Memorial Day. I hope the tips are be black out drunk by 10 a.m. Because that's what I do. I'm hoping that I did it right.
Starting point is 00:08:15 Did I do it right? Here's Manit and stuck up on one side from where you landed on the ground. All right, so I wanna talk about the noises that Heather makes when she's talking, right? First off, this is very early out in the show. She just starts drinking mid sentence. And I thought it was very simple and very pretty.
Starting point is 00:08:36 But then when I... Well, what is the purpose of me being inside her mouth? Is she called Heather DeBros' mouth? They got Heather DeBros for all of it. I did actually put together a group of her sounds. Okay, now I'm going to play your, is it a the lip smack? Yes. Okay.
Starting point is 00:09:08 Yeah, I'm going to fucking throw up. I picked up on this too. So when I first listened to the show, I had the ear buds in, I was out and about, and when you have the ear buds in, you pick up on all the nuances of the sound that's being recorded. And all I could hear was the lip smacking and the nonsense that's going on. But there's one other thing that I couldn't help but notice and I got to figure out what track it is. But the other thing she does is this deep breath. I don't know if it's what rich people do
Starting point is 00:09:37 and I'm just not privy to this, but when she has a point, she goes, shh, she can't wait to get this point up. She's got to get a lot of the left to get it out. Here's an example of a deep breath into a lip smack, which is hard to do. System of checks and balances. I'm gonna have to get back to you on that.
Starting point is 00:09:52 Then, she had to gear up for that lip smack. All right, so that is, you put together a compilation, I appreciate that. I love the cops on this show. I put together my own compilation, but this is combining lip smacking with the heavy breathing. But it's that, you know, all this take a breath before we talk.
Starting point is 00:10:10 She has to suck in so much fucking air in. I don't know if it's because of the plastic surgery in her face. She can't help it. She can't help it. She can't help it. She can't help it. She can't help it.
Starting point is 00:10:19 No, I can't. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. I feel like something dirty just happened in my ear. Yeah, your ears cracked. And then when they're not being disgusting with their mouth noises, they're talking about shit you couldn't possibly care about.
Starting point is 00:10:54 And I realize I'm not the target audience for this. Oh yeah. Alright, but if you are the target audience, you're a boring fucking person. Listen to this fucking riveting conversation. But I always had long nails in college. I used to do my own acrylics. What? Oh yeah. Oh my god. You know I don't like sitting places.
Starting point is 00:11:12 I know but- Boring. Alright, I need to queue Steve Langford. What do you think about that conversation? Who gives a shit, who gives a fuck? Yeah, exactly. Riveting nail talk on this podcast. Why do people feel the need to have a podcast?
Starting point is 00:11:28 They have nothing to say. I know. There's a theory on this with her. Oh, okay, go ahead. She was a real housewife. She was an actress before that. She was on a, she was like an actual scripted television show.
Starting point is 00:11:39 I don't know what the name of it is. It was a weird show that I never heard of and then she's been like a one-time person on a lot of shows. Oh, she did. like a one-time person on a lot of shows. Oh, she did. Like a one-time, one-up episode actress. Gotcha. Corpse.
Starting point is 00:11:50 Yeah, I'm just saying. Yeah, okay. But I think she was on the Real Housewives and eventually was asked to leave. My guess is because she got very boring and on the Real Housewives. Wait, I can't hold on. I gotta stop you right there. Timeout. Heather Dippolo is boring. You don't believe it. I can't even picture this to gotta stop you right there. Timeout. Heather Dippolo is boring.
Starting point is 00:12:05 You don't believe it. I can't even picture this to be true. How is that possible? Was she talking about her nails? She should have gotten her best material. Her nails, her book about dining. I'm sorry, go ahead. Well, I think that in her mind,
Starting point is 00:12:17 people tuned into the Real Housewives to see about her everyday life. So she would do a podcast about her everyday life, which is the exact reason she was asked to leave the show. Well, so here's the thing. The show starts off with her and her assistant, they talk about the Royal Wedding, which they didn't watch. They talk about that for 20 minutes.
Starting point is 00:12:33 And then it gets into her diet book and how she's amazing at dieting and how she looks amazing and all that stuff. And then they talk about her kids. She has four kids. Yeah. And if you want to bore the shit out of someone, let's talk about going to Taekwondo. Oh my god. I can't believe how much holy shit. Her fucking Taekwondo. I think she thinks I
Starting point is 00:12:54 care about her family. And I don't know. I truly do not care about this woman's family. I wanted to do like a family feud. Tap five things that I don't want to hear you talk about on a podcast that they they talk about all of them on this whether it's your nails your kids your period what we are this one Andy what else is going on oh I have my mammogram yeah okay I'm gonna talk about that now let's talk how meaty your breasts are for your mammogram, because that came up. But then she started talking about her children, right? And this is what they consider to be a joke on this show. Do you know, or so it was so funny, he came in third.
Starting point is 00:13:35 That's hilarious. And out of like, I'm assuming what, 30 kids, 35 kids. It's boring. You're boring, everybody. Wait, boring, everyone. Why is that hilarious that her stuff came in third? It's not hilarious at all. In this cut, just we're gonna drop an egg off of a building.
Starting point is 00:13:52 Again, why do I know this? Why am I making such close attention to this nonsense? I'm so fucking mad at everyone. It's pointless or it's impressive. It's not hilarious. It's pointless. Yeah. It's definitely one of this. Third place is not an interesting story. I do want to point out also there's a lot of verbal
Starting point is 00:14:12 crutches going on. So this woman prides herself on being a celebrity, being an actress. She talks about all sorts of things that she's done. But let's not terrible. She is a talking. This is just a quick clip of every verbal crutch you could possibly put into a sentence on a row. And, um, yeah. And also, I guess, I don't know, I think we're in time to quit talking. Holy shit, I didn't edit that. That was a literal clip from the show. This is podcast one, which is a big company or a big podcasting network.
Starting point is 00:14:41 Anyway, I mean, I have a curl as on it. I don't know what else. Probably other real housewives. But, could they go back and edit this shit? They have live commercial reasons stuff they're making money on, that's not good. So, is no one in charge of editing? Because there's so many things I would have edited out.
Starting point is 00:14:56 Especially all the lips back. I mean, they probably got sick of editing that out. You can't say something enough. It was hard for me to not, I kept wanting to edit my clips. Right. Because the clips were like 30 seconds long and I only needed three seconds, but she was taking that long to say something. It was hard for me to not, I kept wanting to edit my clips. Because the clips were like 30 seconds long and I only needed three seconds,
Starting point is 00:15:07 but she was taking that long to say something. Yes, you take all day to say nothing. Yeah, let's get in, you got a lot of clips here. Let's get in, do your stuff. I have a lot of clips. What else do you want to talk about? Well, let's go back to the wedding for a second. Oh, please.
Starting point is 00:15:20 Okay, right. So we know that they didn't watch it. They just watched clips of it. So there was a wedding somewhere and it was on television And what's what are we talking about here? Is everybody know Prince Harry Prince Harry and Megan Okay, Megan Mancourt was of course we have to talk about it. Okay. Let's talk about it Sounds like Andy knows a lot. Well, technically doesn't Natalie apparently couldn't watch it because her boyfriend has very strong feelings about it
Starting point is 00:15:43 Yeah, I've Play clip 4. Did you see the choir sing in the church? Part of it. That's where he just got so he was so over it. Oh, yeah, Terry would never even watch a second of it. Oh, he, yeah, he had a lot of strong opinions about it. What do you say? Um, he thought it wasn't traditional enough. Really? He thought it wasn't traditional enough Really
Starting point is 00:16:06 So she was watching clips on her phone and her boyfriend didn't want to watch the clip So she had to stop watching the clips on her phone. Sounds like a good relationship Absolutely, her boyfriend watched the wedding where then she did And the clip five actually follows up what they were talking about I can possibly have an opinion about this wedding What alone it's too traditional or not traditional enough whatever the the fuck. All right, say. It was too much with the um what is he a pastor? Yeah. But the pastor and the gospel and all that he just felt like where's like the traditional? I maybe he's just very traditional. I don't know. I love to erase it. Or racist, yes. That's weird. That's weird.
Starting point is 00:16:48 Races isn't that funny. That got a little bit awkward. My boyfriend's racist. They let it ever say that. Not traditional enough. Too many black people in the church. Get them out of there. Then the wedding would have been perfect.
Starting point is 00:17:04 But it's so funny that he thought that he's so racist. I do want to talk about Natalie who we've been King in on these last couple of clips Natalie is as I mentioned How does your assistant? I don't know what she does. I did a lot of different Google searches on who this woman is and what she does I couldn't find anything. Yeah, she's personal assistant. That's what she on the show. That's just a Starbucks and laughs at her jokes Okay, she's a personal assistant. Well, she on the show, that's just Starbucks and laughs at her jokes. Okay. She's paid to agree with Heather. Okay. That's kind of what I figured,
Starting point is 00:17:30 because it's mostly just her adding nothing to the show whatsoever. I did put together a compilation of just Natalie agreeing with anything Heather has to say. We both do the same calculations. Well, this time I'm gonna usurp you. Here you go. Yes, I love it. I love that.
Starting point is 00:17:50 Right, yeah, right. You had a little bit. Right, right. You've done it. I have done it. Truly, yeah. Yeah. For sure.
Starting point is 00:17:57 Yeah, exactly. I love the nails on you though. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Right. Mm-hmm. Right, exactly. Yeah. Right, no way. Wow. Yeah, so funny. What's weird about this? That's like Joe's first episode on this. Yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 00:18:13 I agree with everything I had to say, which I thought was brilliant on his on his behalf. That was really well done. What's funny about that is the way this woman carries herself. you'd think she's a big celebrity. I assume that she was, because early on in the show, she talks about the royals and what it means to be a royal, and do you get an allowance, and how does that work? Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:35 Because this Megan woman is an actress, she already has money, and they're trying to figure this out. So she talks about the United States president getting paid pennies. Yes. Should they give her an allowance? I would assume so.
Starting point is 00:18:47 Because like, it's like the president, right? They make pennies. Well, to some people, it's not pennies, Natalie. No, but really, they don't make a lot of money. If you, for what, you know, will they make a six figure seller? Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:02 Fuck you. That's pennies. This woman is an assistant to a husband. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck you. That's penny. This woman is an assistant to a husband. Yeah. And she's talking about how a six figure salary is pennies. Do you guys know how much the president makes? 500,000, 400,000 plus, you know, expenses and travel and all these other perks that they get. So yeah, when it's all done done, over $500,000 a year. We live in upstate New York. I'd be doing pretty well with that sale. Oh yeah, I wouldn't call it patties.
Starting point is 00:19:31 I thought that was a little bit weird. We're not all blowing a plastic surgeon, so. I walk off. I think Heather has rubbed off on her and she's forgotten who she actually is. You're an assistant. Yeah, you're a nobody with an Instagram. Yeah, I think she, I think that's her claim to fame
Starting point is 00:19:47 as that she has an Instagram that she likes to take pictures of herself partying on. At least that's what I was staring at. That was my other clip. I just had to point out like how out of touch these two are with. Oh, you had the panties one. Yeah, I mean, it's like, oh, six figures. There's a lot of money.
Starting point is 00:20:05 Go fuck yourself. To some people. That's a lot of money. Ha ha ha. Middle America would be thrilled if I got a money. Yeah. At least fucking people.
Starting point is 00:20:15 It's supposed to. The other thing that Natalie does is she reminds Heather that Heather needs to sell products. Bang, you get the cheap moments and all that stuff. So I use that really well. So I am never not satisfied or deprived or anything like that. And I maintain my weight. The book, and I get to plug the book.
Starting point is 00:20:35 So go to HeatherdeBro.com and you can pre-order the DeBro diet. So... No, thanks. So this woman wrote a dieting book. She's married to a plastic surgeon and is on a reality TV or was out of reality TV show because she's married to a famous person. Right. And now you're going to read her dieting book. Right. I have a lot to say about this dieting book. Okay, let's get into that. Because I they do talk about that for a while. She starts by explaining the diet and it's sort of the clip that you played and explains that it's not a diet. It's just a lifestyle
Starting point is 00:21:11 and then goes on to explain that it's a diet. So if you play clip 11. Okay. And I have to say, our diet is the way we live. So it's not like I'm following a diet, it's how I live. So it's our interleading and what you're eating and what you're eating and what and the whole thing. You get the cheap moments and all that stuff. So I
Starting point is 00:21:26 use that really well. So I'm never not satisfied or deprived or anything like that and I maintain my weight. The book now you have to plug the book. Oh, so go right. So this also the conversation started because she said that she was going on vacation, which she does often. Yes. And that she had gained weight, wasn't that awful and she needs to now stop eating, except you're doing a diet that you're plugging a book for. So why are you gaining weight? Right, because it's her lifestyle.
Starting point is 00:21:54 Right. So she should be doing fine. Also, I don't know if you guys picked up on this, but her diet is not just a diet where you lose weight. It has magical powers. God, we maintain our weight. We're super fit, we're healthy. And the science behind the diet is crazy.
Starting point is 00:22:08 Skin tightening, anti-aging effects, anti-cancer proper. I mean, unbelievable. Like everyone needs to be on it. And end. Did you know those people in Africa with Ebola? If they would just do the DiPriot diet, they would be fine. It cures Ebola, HIV.
Starting point is 00:22:22 It is the cure for everything. It's so foolish. She's so foolish yet. She goes to science behind them. It is the cure for everything. She's so full of shit. She goes, the science behind this. Who's the scientist who's studying the fucking Heather DeBro diet? I want to think I fired. But this crazy thing is that she talks about the science behind it.
Starting point is 00:22:36 She tries to say that it's a cure for cancer. And she stops herself. I think she realizes that might be to open up a stretch. Like I can maybe get sued if I start saying that my fucking stupid book is a cure for cancer. She's a doctor as level snake oil salesman. She bleeds snake oil. If you play my clip 12.
Starting point is 00:22:56 I would love to. You know, it's funny because Terry, as much as I love Orange Theory, I swear Terry came up with Orange Theory. Well, he could see he's been doing. He used to do that. He used to do, he used to do high intensity interval training and run up with Orange Theory. Well, he could see he's been doing that. He used to do that. He used to do high intensity interval training and run with his friends. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:09 And they would go to the gym, like a 24 hour fitness and he would run them through a whole circuit. A whole circuit of about 30 seconds and a minute. Like he was always into that. Terry invented high intensity interval training. Yes. How approximate, too, while we're at it. He's done everything. Amazing. It's amazing. He invented How the CrossFit too, while we're at it. She's done every single amazing.
Starting point is 00:23:26 It's amazing. He invented the question mark too, I heard. So you're not buying that? Is what you're saying? Buying her book? No. Buying that story that her husband invented. Not buying anything she says or sells.
Starting point is 00:23:40 You got more on this diet you want to go over to? Maybe just one more clip 14. So many people are always asking me, what do you eat? How do you work out? What do you do? Trust me, I'm not anorexic. I eat more than any girl I know.
Starting point is 00:23:58 Is that what every skinny chick says? I eat so much food. I pick out a pizza every night. Fuck you. Except you just told us you have to stop eating because you've gained weight. Right. And then I want to play.
Starting point is 00:24:10 This doesn't make a lot of sense to what you're saying. Right. And I stick my finger down my throat and re-curry to taste it. And then I want to play the ad she did right after she finished talking about this, which is clip 19. Okay, great. Have you tried Dierex app?
Starting point is 00:24:22 I haven't. Oh my gosh, you've got to get diuret. I'm living on it. I love it. Because when you have a period, don't you feel like you're in it? I haven't oh my gosh. You've got to get dierex. I'm living on it I love it because when you period don't you feel like you're like you're in on it right now. I'm like so bloated Yeah, I'm a different body Buy my book but also buy dierex because my book's not gonna Yeah, my diet's like when my diet fails you completely by this fucking pill that won't work either It's funny. I had the same clip. I'm not gonna play why I'm gonna play it because I got right before that
Starting point is 00:24:44 She acknowledges the fact that there's something going on with their fucking throw It's funny. I had the same clip. I'm not gonna play why I am gonna play it because I got right before that She acknowledges the fact that there's something going on with their fucking throat Because it sounds like the microphone is on her tongue and she does say this thank God it all and my throat is gurgling I have no I'm just a disaster Have you tried diurex and then it goes rid of the commercial? Into the commercial at like a ziz so then I had the same clip that you had with them talking about this thing that you have to buy because you're bloated and all that shit. Right after that, Heather lands this dynamite joke.
Starting point is 00:25:13 I don't know if this was written for her or she's just coming up off the cuff, but this is amazing. And you gained like three, seven, 42 pounds. Yeah. Home run, go me home run. He's hilarious. Oh, yes.
Starting point is 00:25:30 I have other examples of Heather being hilarious. This is an amazing joke from our friend Heather Dubro. And this is all in the book, but when I went to college, I didn't gain the freshman 15. I gained the freshman like 35 Now the only time I do find her funny is when she's not trying to be funny. Yeah. She talks about an algorithm. I don't think she does want an algorithm or what this word means because she's talking about checking the weather at the place they're going to go on vacation. She says this. And I'm praying for the best and I look at the weather and it's like this really
Starting point is 00:26:20 bad algorithm of oh my god it looks like it's going oh my god it's going oh my god it's going over here. She's talking about the weather forecast. She calls that an algorithm. That's not what a fucking algorithm is. What's the math behind these clouds? I need to know. Can Google fix this? I'm on vacation.
Starting point is 00:26:37 Let's see, one cloud plus two clouds equals my vacation is ruined. That's an algorithm. This fucking woman is dumb. How can I sell this on my podcast One App? This woman is a dummy. All right, Jon, I'm sorry. I'm hogging the spotlight away from the expert. Well, she's also very out of touch. I get it.
Starting point is 00:26:57 So I wanted to mention briefly. Okay. How often she talks about vacations that she's going on. Okay. So just looking back at the last few episodes she's had, we have Heather Shares. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, Okay, good. All right, as you were. Heather shares her deets on adult-only trip to Cabo. Heather is gearing up for Cabo. Heather's recent visit to New York.
Starting point is 00:27:28 Heather finishes up her vacation tour with a trip to mammoth. Heather's spring break, part one. Heather's spring break, part two. Heather's going on spring break. Heather's wacky New York City trip. What the fuck? I can't be called vacation if you're just always vacationing here. Right.
Starting point is 00:27:41 Because a vacation is like doing something different than what you normally do in your life. If your wife is just traveling around and being an asshole, then you're just a traveling asshole. And these are fancy trips. So if you play clip 9. All right. Because if it was us alone, I'd rather stay at Las Ventanas. Right. But if it's us all together, then yeah, Pumia, it's like got more, it's more lively. Yeah. Right. She's talking about two very expensive resorts in Cabo is it we're all supposed to know. Oh, of course I'd run it over to Last Man Thomas.
Starting point is 00:28:07 Why would you go to Palm Mea? Look at that shit hole palm mea. I'm fucked that way. I think there's so many times I can't stand to go there again, Jen. She's a little bit out of touch and what's funny to me on this show, what I picked up on, is when she's trying to sound like a normal mom and trying to make it seem like, oh yeah, we're just, you know,
Starting point is 00:28:27 having the kids over to the house and their friends, we're just hanging out. This is an example, she talks about going to the hockey game of her son, and then afterwards they invite all the kids back over to the house. Oh, I'm sorry, those not for what? Yeah, exactly, why are we even talking about this? This is her, so she goes up on these fucking resorts and no one can afford.
Starting point is 00:28:46 And oh, I want to go to this resort, not that shitty resort. And then this is her trying to be normal. The boys were so cute. And so he's supposed to have a couple of boys come sleepover and he brought the whole team. That a whole stinky smelly wet. I'm like, you guys have to shower or go in the jacuzzi.
Starting point is 00:29:03 That's hilarious. What do you think they chose? The jacuzzi. That's how they're doing. What do you think they chose? Yes, there's like nine of them. All in the jacuzzi, we got them food and that's what. Stopped to trade her shows and work pizzas and they had a great time. I love that. Yeah. Boring. What are we talking about here? The only reason for them to do that is for her to show that she's like this cool mom and like, hey, I have all your friends over after the game, we'll just hang out. But listen to this clip, because this one I label Mom of the Year,
Starting point is 00:29:31 this is her talking about her daughter in Taekwondo. She gets pummeled, 20 to two. Oh my goodness. And then she goes out to me and she's wearing her silver medal. She's like, I got second place. I'm like, it's out of two. What are you not getting about this? Yeah, you fucking retard.
Starting point is 00:29:51 You suck. You suck at the floor you're doing. You're losing her. Then I broke her trophy in front of her. I'm not sure where she is now. She's not going back to my house. My house is for winners. All right. What else do we want to talk about here? Well, we're into the kids. Yeah, let's talk about the fucking stupid kids.
Starting point is 00:30:13 We... After she spends about five minutes talking about Taekwondo, she moves into hockey and it might seem like we are all over the place But that is because her podcast goes over every single different kind of topic you could think of. are all over the place, but that is because her podcast goes over every single different kind of topic you could think of. So after she gets into Hockey, she talks about her son and the fact that his little age. Are you saying that our show has no algorithm? I said we're lacking an algorithm. I'm sorry. That was what we call a callback. Not knowing what algorithm means. Get it Andy? Because we don't know either. But there were an algorithm. I don't fancy. I fancy I keep interrupting you Jen what a doose I
Starting point is 00:30:48 I hear what switch couple we talk about here let's go with clip 20 20 he broke up with it in a totally nice way okay it was fine it was like I'm so busy and stay into school we're not going high school together and we should just be friends just she's a lovely girl I mean it, oh it's so sad. Oh my god, he was so sad. I can't even tell the story because if any of his little friends' parents listened, I wouldn't want them to know, but it was very sad. But you just told the story. So now they all heard it. I think you just told the story. You just did exactly what you said. She's not that upset about it.
Starting point is 00:31:26 Yeah, so that was her son, Nikki, which is a boy, a Nikki. She has a girl named Max, a boy named Mickey. That's Coco's in there somewhere. Coco, which is short for something. Okay, she has a brother named Jennifer. Coco's a girl. Right, so Nikki, her, his girlfriend dumped him.
Starting point is 00:31:43 And that's what they were talking about. Yes, because don't know because it's very important to know about these eighth grade Heartbreak gives a shit. Yeah, I'm sorry. Keep going. What do we got? And then clip 22 We're watching you're watching and they're getting cremated Cremated like it's gonna be a total shutout and Nikki scored the goal So it wouldn't be a shutout, okay, And then I think someone else scored two after that. But he's the one that made the first goal for the team. I think they only scored twice and that was it.
Starting point is 00:32:09 No way. Lost hugely. Oh no. So this was like I think the first year they didn't make it into the championships. Wow. And they usually win. God damn no.
Starting point is 00:32:20 It's longer. Natalie is just so shocked by that. All right. Your loser's son lost better than everyone else. Yeah, there was nothing exciting about that story at all. I watched a hockey game with a bunch of like eight year olds playing and they lost. Okay? Holy shit. I was talking about the Stanley Cup finals with a friend at work of their day and I was born on myself talking about it.
Starting point is 00:32:44 And that's a game with millions of people watching and people that actually matters. The shit that she talks about is the stuff that everybody is trying to get out of having to do. Right, you know, go to these fucking, nobody wants to do this stuff. She's gonna bring it onto a podcast
Starting point is 00:32:57 and force her audience to listen to this shit that nobody wants to do. Is anyone listening to this podcast? God, I just think so. I think so. You think so? Because I was a real housewives fan. Okay think so I started listening because I was a real housewives fan Okay, and I figured it would be her interviewing real housewives It'll be interesting and then I very quickly realized it was like killing my brain cells
Starting point is 00:33:13 You thought Heather Dubro would be interested. I thought you that's not you That is not new this woman is the opposite of interesting and It's weird too with her life experiences, with all this travel and all this shit, she should have shit to talk about. There would be interesting. Right. But it says she's talking about going to fucking hockey games
Starting point is 00:33:33 and residing, I can tell you that, any asshole parent about that. They are, I know. I'm not doing that. On purpose, I'm purposely not doing that. It's what, I'm gonna tell you. I'm gonna tell you how we say, Carl, have a format. She has no format. There's no format. It's what we have to say, Carl. Have a format.
Starting point is 00:33:46 She has no format. There's no format there. She's talking about what she did yesterday, and nobody gives a fuck. I don't. I don't. I don't. Steve Langford, sure, shit doesn't.
Starting point is 00:33:57 Who gives a shit who gives a fuck? All right, Jen, what else we got? Well, I guess it's worth mentioning that she does do an interview with someone in about an hour in for about 15 minutes. GlowZell joins the show. Are you guys familiar with GlowZell? No. I wasn't.
Starting point is 00:34:13 No. Those YouTube stars, I'm all alone. She's a YouTube star and I had no idea what the fuck she was. Yeah. That was like the best part of the podcast. Do you have clips of them? I have one. Okay. What's it? 24. That's what I have one. Okay. Let's play it.
Starting point is 00:34:25 24. That's what I love about being able to create your own context. Yes. I'm from the generation before we did, because I wasn't a stand-up. I did a little bit, but I do cabaret. Oh. And so it was the same thing. You had to beg your people to come, and your friends had no money.
Starting point is 00:34:39 Right. And then you get them there, and then you kind of feel bad. So you like to bind them to drinks. So it's almost like you're paying to do your sets. So someone would be there Is this an interview or is this just how they're talking about This is where Heather to make sure she made it about her Can I her interviews are her getting other people to listen to her talk?
Starting point is 00:34:55 Can I tell you that we listen to the show the exact same way we're someone point with all this shit? I put together a compilation of how they're talking about herself During the interview she's supposed to be interviewing Glozell about Glozell and said she makes it all about herself. So here's just a bunch of clips that one's included. You were a musical theater major too, right? Me too. That's what I loved about being able to create your own context. I'm from the generation before we didn't because I wasn't a stand-up. I did a little bit, but I did cabaret. Oh! And I would say yes for a picture, no matter what I'm doing. Yeah, me too. Always.
Starting point is 00:35:28 The reason why I messed up Target and Costco is because I just, I made a little video on my Instagram story of me and my husband and Target. And he was like, they have food here. And I'm like, you're so out of touch as I've been your celebrity, too. But I think we all put ourselves into the limelight. It's kind of it's part of the Gaye, right? But then you decided to put your fertility issue. So I went through fertility too. Oh yeah, I have four kids. He's done it all. Holy shit, Heather. You're supposed to be talking to someone else. I've never heard a worse interview and I've listened to every Adam Kurola podcast from 19 2009 to 2013. That's the worse interview. She even starts off with what must be the dumbest question.
Starting point is 00:36:13 You're talking to a YouTube star. Now, Guazella is a comedian who has, I guess, a funny YouTube channel. I don't know. That's the sense that I got. Listen to this fucking dynamite question. First of all, one of my daughters is obsessed with you Catarina. She's a huge YouTube Fanatic and sweet she just loves you. I am obsessed with your whole
Starting point is 00:36:34 Why I want to know how first of all how did you get into YouTube because being the queen of YouTube? Thank you. How you obviously ascended your throne before anyone else tried to steal it How did you get involved in YouTube? Andy you obviously ascended your throne before anyone else tried to steal it. How did you get involved in YouTube? Andy, Jen, do you know how you get involved in YouTube by uploading videos to YouTube? That's how you get involved. Is this a mystery that we need to solve?
Starting point is 00:37:00 How did you get involved in YouTube? Well, this guy here to my house stole my content. Brought it to YouTube headquarters was able to somehow put it on their web servers. Oh Shit, I saw some guy at the corner in a car. I said how'd you get in that car? Yeah, right? Did you gonna do the passenger side of this car? There's a door right here. He's over it. Oh, okay It's not easy as whole. I guess that makes sense. Jesus. Let's talk more about how funny these people are. Going back to this idea of the royal wedding,
Starting point is 00:37:35 and now this woman is a duchess, and they're talking about, you know, she gets a wow-ins since you have an expense account. And now they start riffing on, well, if I had an expense account I would just be Amazoning all night long. So then What happens here is really funny? Natalie decides I'm gonna set up Heather for a great joke. I'm just gonna give her a promise and let her fucking nail it and
Starting point is 00:38:01 Everyday Dingdong, oh, it's Amazon. The Duchess was up late last night. What would be your name for Amazon? That way they didn't know his yours. Oh, but it would be said to the castle, so I think they might know. She doesn't get it. She doesn't get it. Totally goes right through.
Starting point is 00:38:17 What would be your name for Amazon? So they didn't know that it was you. She's like, well, no, no, no, it'd be said. It'd be coming to my house. It'd be coming right to my house. I'd be so easy to be. They would know, she's like, oh, no no I'm coming to my house. It would be coming right to my house I mean obviously they would know she's like oh yeah, and then she follows that up with Now we have to convince the audience that that worked out really well. Oh my god
Starting point is 00:38:33 Is that so funny? No Is that so funny? No, it was the exact opposite of funny. You tried to make a joke You failed fucking miserably you dropped the ball. Yeah, you dropped the ball. You can't just be like isn't that funny? Could you imagine going to see a stand-up comedian? Yeah, so airline food No, it's pretty delicious, right? No, isn't that funny? Wasn't that funny? No, you're not convincing me of such my clip seven actually gives a little a little taste of their fake Laughter that is throughout the entire podcast.
Starting point is 00:39:05 Love it. I'm assuming they didn't drive home, right? They laugh exactly the same. They didn't drive drunk, did they? Well then, they say someone drunk driving. Well then they have Glosella on the show who's a comedian. So she's gonna be the comic relief that we so need an outward to the show. And this is Glow's L's fucking hack joke. I don't know if you know this but if you have sex you can get pregnant. So I want you to be careful because that I don't do that. I'm married. I'm very nasty. Oh, I don't have sex. I'm married. Get it? Hey guys, take my wife.
Starting point is 00:39:42 Please. When my wife's so big or she sits around the house. She sits around the house You guys heard this before holy shit. What a fucking hack this woman is this I mean not that you could be funny talking to Heather DuBrow But still that's pretty bad. What you know it was ridiculous because the first hour was so fucking boring when they finally introduced this third woman who's supposedly a comedian yeah I was I was just like this woman is fantastic because because we're so bad this was a one and now I like this a lot dirt flavors way better than the shit flavor. I've been forced fed yet, doose All right, what else we got here? Well, I think you you got all my other clips all right, we were on the same page with a lot of that we've blown through this thing
Starting point is 00:40:37 That's good. I don't want to bore people with like It's all the clips are so long too late So let's say we pass that that ship has sailed. Oh god. I'm exhausted. Yeah, We passed that. That ship has sailed. Oh, God. I'm exhausted. Yeah, I think we've covered this well enough. I mean, this was not a good show. It was not fun to listen to. I didn't like the mouth noises.
Starting point is 00:40:56 I didn't think she was a good broadcaster. And she has nothing to say. She's got two more podcasts. She's trying to be interested. She's trying to trick people. Hold on. Hold on. I just got, I just got news just came in over the wire.
Starting point is 00:41:09 She has other podcasts besides Heather DeBros World. With her husband, she has Dr. Mrs. Gini Pig. Fuck me. What? And then I think she still has Heather's closet. What the fuck? I can't even imagine what that has got to be like. It's all a shame. She says too much to say I can't put it on just on one podcast. She's just trying too much information to get you're pennies Carol. You're you're
Starting point is 00:41:33 sub six figure salary in her pocket. She's so rich and so skinny people need her information. By my doctor Terry Bobblehead at the D. Brodeck. I don't like this woman, fuck her, I'm not a fan. All right. Well, Andy, you got anything else to do? Well, you want to ask the question? You should switch gears, I'm very interested to hear about the reactions from last podcast. Yes.
Starting point is 00:42:01 But you guys have been doing a segment about tropes on podcasts that are no-nose. And I've stumbled on to one that's really driving me crazy. You actually did it during this episode. And I almost jumped out of my chair and punched you in the head. Damn it, but I'll take it out post. Yeah, it's a crutch that all of my favorite podcasts are doing. Okay. And we could do this as like a John Oliver and now this. And this is podcasters telling you where the thing is.
Starting point is 00:42:40 Here's the thing. Guys, here's the thing. Because here's the thing. Everybody is saying here's the thing. Guys, here's the thing. Because here's the thing. Everybody is saying here's the thing. Did I say here's the thing? You did. You did. Fuck me.
Starting point is 00:42:49 And I mean, I love these pockets. Paul Sheer does in a ton. Yeah. The doughboys, I love the doughboys. They both do it. Yeah. Like at the end of all, like the reviews of everything. Whenever somebody wants to make a point, the point is the thing.
Starting point is 00:43:03 But they all use that to make a point, the point is the thing. But they all, they all use that to make a point that Dan Harmon, I love these podcasts, but they're all doing this. So it's just something that I second any. So I just did it earlier today. Yeah. Are you saying that bad podcast? I'm saying you're as good as Dan Harmon. How's that? I'll take it.
Starting point is 00:43:23 All right. Let's talk about what happened recently. We put out our review of OP radio, myself and Jen from the Jingle's department. Great episode. Well, I mean, surprisingly well received is how I would describe this. We put it out the Sunday before Memorial Day,
Starting point is 00:43:43 on Memorial Day, the subreddit picked it up, and it was pinned to the top of the subreddit with tons of people commenting and carrying on. Then Tuesday morning, after the holiday, Jim Norton and Sam Roberts have a show on Series XM that they do, and the first color they pick up on, they have Bob Kelly in studio, and the first color calls in with this.
Starting point is 00:44:05 I want to go to this call. I don't know. Kevin and Philly, what's up buddy? Gentlemen, yes. There's science news in the world, the ONA world. You got to address it. I literally, I'm reading what you said and I have no idea what you're talking about. Okay, so this guy calls in. He's like, there is huge news in the ONA universe, referring to who are these podcasts. And he's like, you guys got to talk about this. So he goes on to explain what is going on.
Starting point is 00:44:34 Some, some, some, no buddies have a podcast and it was discerrated. Greg Hughes is a G AA-O-B new podcast. Jocktober it's beyond any level you guys have ever done. Wow. It's amazing. OK, so the guy says this podcast, Jocktobered O-P, which was great. Obviously, this show is based on... You've said it.
Starting point is 00:44:58 Jocktober. Mixed with the Noah Junder show, another podcast that we love. And so those two elements combined mix who are these podcasts This guy calls in and says you got to hear this show these guys crush. Oh be the joctober um my guess This is amazing and then this fuck had doesn't know who the fuck we are. Oh Okay, so a podcast kind of joctobered him Um, what's the podcast that did it? I have no idea there are a bunch of nobody's but it's got tons of leverage Oh, I'm sorry. All right. Well, thanks Kevin. I didn't hear I thought he said he said opi's meltdown
Starting point is 00:45:33 I'm like I don't know what he's talking about. I'm I'm way too worried about the damage that the tissue paper is gonna Do to my dad's stock sneakers? All right, so this fucking caller calls in with the big news and can't fucking know the name of the podcast he's talking about Come on, man. Gonna be that fucking difficult. People could at least Google it Yeah, no and then Sam Roberts that little fucking twink He doesn't want to talk a bit bad about Opie. He's got this fucking He's the only one who's a holdout. My gosh, maybe someday Opie will help me out again or whatever So this fucking dummy goes all right, I'd rather talk about my shoes. That's great. You're a fucking amazing broadcast.
Starting point is 00:46:09 Instead of you getting a bunch of free publicity, we got to move on to the show. Right, I'm looking for more publicity. So, so that was a serious exam on Jim Norton and Sam Roberts' show. Later that day on Tuesday, Anthony Cumia does a show. He actually does. It's a podcast, but it's a video podcast. A, it's not a anymore. Already is off the show. So it's back to A.
Starting point is 00:46:31 It didn't work out. That lasted longer than I thought. It lasted longer than most people saw. I had the under on that. So Anthony Cumia comes on on his show and he's got Bob Kelly as a guest. I guess Bob Kelly's making the rounds that day. And he starts to talk about this this is behind a paywall.
Starting point is 00:46:47 So a lot of people probably haven't heard this, but Anthony Cumia from the OP&A Anthony show was for 20 years OP's partner. He cannot wait to talk about our show. Did you have that one where the podcast of the review of OP's show? Finally, it's on my Twitter. I retweeted it.
Starting point is 00:47:05 I said, this is amazing. I wanted people have been asking me to do a October about OP's podcast. And that's usually October. We do, October. Did somebody just do that? It shows about OP Show. Podcast just did that.
Starting point is 00:47:18 Yeah, they did, right? That's what I'm talking about. Yeah. No, no, it's fucking great. Okay, so that's Bob Callie, who was on the show. He heard you. So they heard the guy call him in and say, they said, I guess I didn't somebody do that.
Starting point is 00:47:29 So, okay, good. We're gonna be stuck. We're gonna be stuck. So Anthony Cumia, who I'm a huge fan of, I've been told I need to do his show, Nax, and his show is not what it used to be, but I'm still a huge fan of Anthony Cumia. He's funny, yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:45 He was the reason why I listened to ONA for all those years. And this is gonna be a minute or two, bear with me. I'm gonna do a victory lap. If you guys are throwing that, I'm sorry, the victory lap, here we go. I could not do a better job than these motherfuckers did. I am giving them A plus across the board on this broadcast. Please put it up there.
Starting point is 00:48:06 I want to give them a plug on this. If you want the greatest, most honest, brutal fucking review of the O.B. radio podcast, listen to these guys. Where are they? Here they are. Who are these podcasts? Who are these podcasts? So that's him.
Starting point is 00:48:24 He brought it up on the screen. He's showing our Twitter account. He's he's zooming in on our tweet, putting out op show. We didn't promote this. We didn't mention anyone. No, really? Oh, I think it's by the subreddit. And that you know the things into the subreddit. No, no, somebody else uploaded it in the subreddit. So next thing you know Anthony Cumia is talking about his show and here's another clip on, he did about five minutes. I broke it down a little bit,
Starting point is 00:48:50 but here's another clip that's really, I'm interested. They fucking review this. It's about an hour long. I listened to the whole thing earlier today. It's hilarious. This guy knows Opie just as well as I do. He fucking hit on every single thing, going back to the brother wee's things.
Starting point is 00:49:09 He goes back to some references from the O&A show. So obviously high praise, the fact that he's saying that I know Opie as well as Anthony does. I don't. I certainly do not. But he continues the high praise. And then he plays an episode and and take some clips from the episode he listened to and picks out these little idiosyncrasies of opi's
Starting point is 00:49:32 and and it's dead on. And he goes, all right. At one point he goes, all right, I want you to listen to this clip because the insecurity level of opi here is hilarious. He goes, he loses complete confidence in what he's saying and I'm like oh my God I lived this dude he's perfect. I mean when I I watched this Wednesday morning because I do subscribe to a show. Yeah and I didn't know that he had picked us up and I was watching this and I was pretty surprised. Yeah to say the least. I'm expecting to get an invite over to his house for the Fourth of July party. Anything, hit me up on that. Here's more Anthony praising how amazing I am.
Starting point is 00:50:10 Kevin and Carl, and there's a girl in there too. I should mention that they go to our Twitter and I have enough Tate in there for Twitter. It's been two years, Kevin has been on the show, and I'm still so Kevin and Carl, so anyway, and some girl, but here we go. Kevin and Carl, and there's a girl in there too and even she knew She's like, oh, I got this clip here listen to opi dude. I'm like holy shit
Starting point is 00:50:30 They just know it. They know opi like backwards and forwards And I couldn't be happier. It was hilariously funny. Give it a listen. Who are these podcasts? And I guess what they do is they take other people's podcasts and review them. Some of them they give good reviews, but they rip them apart. And he's the guy I was saying, it goes, I could do Opus Show every single podcast. He goes, I was getting enraged listening to this.
Starting point is 00:50:57 All right, so one more, it's amazing. The accolades that we got from... We have to weather so many ones stuff. Oh my God, oh my goodness, shit out. And I'll get to that, trust you. We're gonna get to the shitty guy, but I just have to deal with Victory Lab for now. Alright, so this is the last clip I have from Anthony Cumia.
Starting point is 00:51:17 The guy who produces the show gets on the mic and is like, well, these guys are ripping on podcasts. Are you sure they haven't ripped out your podcast? So this is Anthony's response to that. Did you check to see if they did you? No, but I knew he was talking. No, right? No, you know what?
Starting point is 00:51:34 I wouldn't even care at this point. Like whatever they wanted to say about me, I would take because they were so accurate with Opie. I would have to just go, all right, maybe they're right. That's fucking unbelievable. I just got the green light to rip on Anthony Cumia to show. All right, so then see you have Jim Norton and Sam Roberts,
Starting point is 00:51:53 then you have Anthony Cumia. Those were the two pieces from the Opie and Anthony show. And then Jim Norton has another podcast called the Chip Chippes and Potacacus, where he plays this character. And this character is turned into, oh, I mentioned that on the show. So then I'm watching the chip show this past Monday
Starting point is 00:52:13 because that comes out every Sunday. And I shit you not, they reference our show, but totally as an inside joke. So here is a clip from our show where we're talking about Kurt Schilling. Opie has the story that he ran in the Kurt Schilling directorate. During training camp when he's in Buffalo.
Starting point is 00:52:33 So this is that clip of our show. So he's talking about the fact that it's spring training Kurt Schilling and the whole team shows up. What team? Spring training goes on down in the fucking South. And in the Southwest, there's no such thing as a league that's going in in Buffalo, New York, so he's fucking lying.
Starting point is 00:52:51 Another thing, B. This is the thing about OP. Is that he's always lying. Okay, so that was our show. So I'm listening to Chip Chipperson show. And for some reason organically, Kurt Schilling comes up and this happens. Oh, I think there was curtschilling Yeah, curtschilling with the the famous and I should mention that this is Anthony is co is a guest Right, so you're Anthony's voice again. Oh, I think there was curtschilling. Yeah, curtschilling with the famous sock. Oh, yeah Yeah, curtschilling the shit. I met him at spring training. Oh, yeah, what's for you? Oh Where was that Florida? Yeah, it was so
Starting point is 00:53:25 crazy. We were in fucking, we were over in fucking Mogadishu. I was doing missionary work. I'm like, what do you don't over here? He's like, what's spring training? Oh really, really, but you're fucking holding a volleyball, you piece of garbage, and then we laughed. That sounds fun. Yup. Hell yeah. The crazy guy. It was a great time. So, I just want to say that Jim Norton listened to our show. It's a fish show. I couldn't be more excited that those guys were having a big laugh. It's pretty cool that they enjoyed it.
Starting point is 00:53:55 It's pretty amazing. So, all of those things are very exciting. Here's where people started shitting out of. So, there's this guy who has a show. I'm going to pronounce this wrong. It's science-y entertainment. I'm gonna pronounce this wrong. It's sciencey entertainment. He's got a YouTube channel. I've watched lots of his videos.
Starting point is 00:54:10 He talks a lot about the ONA. How did he get into YouTube? Yeah, I don't know. It's a good question. How do you get into YouTube? So this guy's got this channel and they started talking about us because this is all the rage.
Starting point is 00:54:24 I didn't even mention Somebody uploaded in fact it was Daniel Dragucci uploaded our Show on the YouTube and then spliced in additional audio from chip show and O&A and OP show So he created his own kind of montage mostly our show has 40,000 views on YouTube right now. Somebody else just uploaded the entire show complete, start to finish, that has 6,000 views, and lots of shitty comments. I gotta tell you, man, YouTube, if you want a nice little ego boost,
Starting point is 00:54:55 don't put anything up on YouTube. Not gonna happen. These people not thrilled with what we're doing. So this guy, Sciencey, so this show has gone everywhere. Anyone who's into ONA knows about this show. So this guy, Sciencey, he's big into this universe. He does his own show and he's got like a co-anchor who brings it up.
Starting point is 00:55:17 I checked out a new show called Who Are These Podcasts? Where they just review people's show. Oh, people shut the fuck up about this guy. I've seen it. I watched it when it trashed. I get it. First of foremost, they stink. All right.
Starting point is 00:55:35 It says the guy who's broadcast even from it sounds like a garage door with a door open. You know, like he's credible. Yeah. Well, it's funny because this co-host who brings it up is talking about, I listened to their Howard Stern episode, I listened to Compton, I listened to Anne Crowley's, he's talking about all these episodes he listened to, who are these podcasts because he discovered the show. But then he critiques us, he says this. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:56:00 They're commentary's awful. And they're like, and that's not a joke, huh? Huh? I mean, huh? Well, like what was that? Huh? OP said to do this commentary. OP doesn't contribute on, I mean, with 40 white people and we don't, it's like, what do you- That's hilarious because the guy goes,
Starting point is 00:56:16 they don't have any jokes, they play this good, so they go, oh, that's funny, and then they do the exact same thing, he had nothing. But the guy before that or after that said, I listened to all these episodes. Well, then what the fuck are you listening to? I appreciate you listening, but also. Lick, lick, lick, m'buff.
Starting point is 00:56:31 Oh, see. Ah, yeah. We're very upfront that we're not good at this. Right, I think it's apparent. All right, then one more clip from this guy. They talked about us for six or seven minutes, but here's one more clip, just to show how much they disliked us.
Starting point is 00:56:47 I didn't get why people dug it so much. We are, would you? So, not great quality, but you get the point. So, if you want to talk about, we've got a ton of feedback and comments from people. One of my favorites was I referred to OPIS podcast as being less funny than Bill Cosby. And somebody wrote me and said, Bill Cosby's very funny. What are you talking about? I was confused by that. We've gotten a lot of requests to review Anthony Kumia's show, which I mentioned a lot of people are saying, you should just do OP podcasts every week.
Starting point is 00:57:26 We would listen if you did that. I do want to announce that I think we're going to create an OP radio segment on the show. I'd be crazy not to. At this point, so what we're going to do is we're going to pull a clip from the most recent OP show or a couple clips and we'll just give you an update on what this assholes up to and how much he sucks. And who knows, maybe he'll get good at this broadcasting thing at some point, you know, can we have a Ravaport
Starting point is 00:57:53 segment? 25 years in. Oh, dude, Ravaport, are you fucking kidding me? You're not cares, man. We know the fact that chicken. Oh, I'm sorry, does you wanna hear? You're not carers me. I do love that a lot.
Starting point is 00:58:07 All right, a couple of things I wanted to point out. We got a email. We got lots of emails from people. One of them says, Carlin Jen, just want to say bravo for your take on OP radio and thank you for listening. So I don't have to. I truly was about to because I had to see how bad it sucked. Holy shit, you were so dead on.
Starting point is 00:58:27 It was almost like you worked there when I was the executive producer. And Jen, love you're awe, I know comments because it made you sound so sad about the whole thing. Hilarious. Truly great job guys. I know Anne already plugged you guys and I'll be sharing with a few of the others who, as you mentioned, worked for the show but hate that shit dick Opie. This is their guy. This guy was their producer from 90th 2002 when they were on WNW in New York. And he said it's this note saying, spot on. So that was, that was a major. We had a lot of notes like that. A lot of people were really thrilled that we took down Opie, but that one was particularly impressive. Ooh, sounds like he was hard to work with.
Starting point is 00:59:06 Yeah, yeah, nope. Nobody likes this fucking grudge guy, that's for sure. There was another note that came in with the subject line, Man-Dush. This guy says, just found your podcast as an old school ONA fan, fucking love the invigorating you give these shit shows. The OP Bashing was fantastic. Please do more and Anthony
Starting point is 00:59:25 show. But the Man Cow episode was particularly sublime that I had to write in. I interned for Man Cow as a production assistant for about a year, and it was easily the funniest thing to see behind the scenes. The guy's a fucking hack who believes all that figure of the mind bullshit. The prep burger bits are absolutely 90% of the show. And that was some of the Kevin and I pointed out is that all these things are prep burger. It's all fed in from this one or the roses. Right. All that kind of nonsense. Possibly the biggest travesty is that he points to people when he wants them to talk. So many stories what a cont keep up the good work. So that was from Alex.
Starting point is 01:00:02 He did an internship with Mancow. And you know, I'm thrilled that people are finding the show now they're going back and going back to old episodes and checking it out. And it's very cool to hear from people who are there for these shows who know these people and agree with everything that we have in South of South. It's pretty amazing.
Starting point is 01:00:20 It's really fun to hear that people enjoy. It's not pointing at me. I'm running out of things to talk about, Carol. I see what you did there. So I mentioned earlier, give us a five star review and just bash us. It'll be fun. We need the five star reviews because we're so lopsided.
Starting point is 01:00:37 We have so many one star reviews. That are averages too. Not great. Not great. But I love this one. This one came in on May 29th. We've gotten a lot of reviews since we put up OP radio. It says, I don't like you five stars. Yeah. But I gave you five stars based solely on new trashing OP, fuck OP. Good job. So
Starting point is 01:00:56 that was fun. Lots of positive five star reviews I won't get into. There's this one, fuck yeah. One star from Mike Rudd. Thanks guys for killing Opie cuz he's horrible no talent piece of garbage But you guys maybe just as bad yeah a bunch of bears call your pot a bunch of bears and I'll listen I want this guy to co-host Fuck it funny All right, this one I'm gonna have a hard time getting through cuz it's really long and they don't do a good job of putting these Reviews in paragraph form on iTunes. So let me try to do this. I'm here because getting a colonoscopy with a rusty barb layer is a more productive use
Starting point is 01:01:35 of your time than listening to even a few minutes of who are these podcasts. I really wanted to like to show, giving subpar podcasts the Mystery Science Theatre 3000 treatment is a great idea. But podcasts cannot succeed on great ideas alone. They have to execute, and this podcast is woefully inadequate in the execution department. Who are these podcasts as the worst kinds of hosts? They think the verbal something pouring out of their mouths is kind of genius, but their snarky little quips and a sides are about as funny as a miscarriage on Christmas Eve. If who are these podcasts was simply unfunny, it would be forgettable. But it earns the hollowed spot in the terrible podcast
Starting point is 01:02:15 Hall of Shame thanks to its witch's brew of tone deaf humor mixed with naked jealousy. The host cannot stand the fact that other podcast successes have this far eluded them. It's like being trapped in a dive bar next to a drunk who won't shove about how he could have been somebody who hadn't been screwed over by the man. They actually have the nerve to mock other podcasts for having advertisers because getting paid to do what makes you a hack or something. So steer clear of this podcast unless you have committed a mortal sin and feel you need
Starting point is 01:02:43 to make a penance. That is a pocket review right there. That's impressive. Now, everyone out there do that but get five stones. Yes. Because I do like reading that. I thought that was. You're so jealous.
Starting point is 01:02:55 Yeah. I know. I mean, for the pockets for every time. No, I mean, for the shitty read. You're just trying to be the podcast famous, Carl. Right. This is so obvious, which is true. How long did that person take to write that though? I mean, it took you that long to read it.
Starting point is 01:03:10 He's saying about that. Yeah, there's way too much effort put forward. It's just me too long to read it. It's a him too long to write it. Yeah. Wow, one star. I just like OP as much as the next guy, but this podcast is a joke. I wanted to like it, but the fact that the main guy acts like he's some sort of expert in entertainment,
Starting point is 01:03:27 when he hasn't done anything in his own life to warn the attitude is baffling. Sounds like typical millennial garbage to me. Ha ha ha ha! You're a millennial! Ha ha ha ha ha! It's the takeaway from that. I thought that was fucking... I do have no business talking about the entertainment world or how to run a fucking show. I have no business whatsoever.
Starting point is 01:03:51 So that's why you're doing a podcast. You guys spot on. Oh my one star. This is from Wu Tang, 16901. This made my ears bleed and caused my dog to go blind. I'm leaking. lead and cause my dog to go blind. I'm leaking. But he's like, oh, and eight fans that are, oh yeah, I heard over a canceled terrestrial radio show. He has Wu Tang 69, oh, one, 69 was already taken.
Starting point is 01:04:14 Here's the thing. Here's the thing about open Anthony fans, because I am one and I know this. They're mean, fucking people. Oh, yeah, they hate everything. And I appreciate the hell out of it's I do too So the fans that they would come on here and be like you guys fucking suck as bad as oh, we like I Can't argue. Yeah, can't argue at all. It's what we do this person Reminds us. Oh, no, I'm getting back too far too long ago now. Now I'm back in the April all right Well anyway, we're up to 237 one star reviews. We still have a long way to go to reach Michael Rappaport status. Yeah, thank God.
Starting point is 01:04:49 We always have him to hide behind. He will always be the king of One Star Reviews. This dude is fucking corny. And I just like that drop, so I just wanted to play it. Alright, so we've done a lot here, guys. We reviewed the Heather Dubros show. That was like an hour ago, right? It feels like it.
Starting point is 01:05:07 We did Andy's bit. I remember that part. For some reason I keep bringing bits, I don't know why. I'm sure people are gonna love it. I'll let you know all the positive feedback we got for that bit. What else did we do? We talked about some emails we got.
Starting point is 01:05:22 We talked about how much Anthony like the Oh, that's right. I play those they could be clips. Let me play those real quick. It's just take another 10 minutes All right, so you know what that means guys. It's time for All right, this is the part of the show. We have a lot of new listeners. Try and need to explain what this is. Right. You guys know what this is, right? Of course.
Starting point is 01:05:52 Can you explain what this is? Putting on the spot. The doose. Explain it. The doose, what is the teaser? We're going to get a beautiful little clip about next week's episode so that you can prepare for the podcast.
Starting point is 01:06:02 That's pretty well done. That's pretty succinct. I don't know that I could have said it better myself, but pretty well done. That's pretty succinct. I don't know that I could have said it better myself, but I'll try. What we're gonna do right now is we're gonna play a little clip of the podcast that we'll be reviewing next week to get you excited about it.
Starting point is 01:06:14 Right, you know, because you're sitting here and you're going, I like Dolby Radio. This show wasn't very good. I'll probably stop listening. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Listen to this shit because this is the garbage we'll be reviewing next week. You know, it's weird because like the one thing
Starting point is 01:06:28 and a lot of you guys are gonna probably be, you know, just say I'm fucking crazy. But the one bad thing about being known as just, you know, a guy on Sturdering John is that you're just always gonna be known as such. It's like I compare it in my book to Herman Munster, you know, which is Fred Gwynn who had a really, you know, successful Broadway acting career, but it doesn't matter. Like when I saw him in my cousin Vinnie in the theaters, the first
Starting point is 01:07:00 thing I fucking said was Herman Munster. This is the Stuttering John podcast. He's not even stuttering. This was a suggestion that came in from multiple people because Stuttering John not only has a thing with obviously Howard Stern, but he has a whole thing going on with Anthony Cumia ever since Arty Lang teamed up with Anthony Cumia and they had a big following out.
Starting point is 01:07:25 So there's a lot of drama around this whole thing. We did the Stern Show, we did OP radio. So now it just makes sense. We're gonna talk about Suthering John and his shit show of a podcast. It sounds bad. And I love that he compares himself to a wildly famous actor who everybody knows.
Starting point is 01:07:42 He's like, yeah, being Suthering John is just like being Herman Munster. No, everyone knows who that is. Here's like, yeah, being still wearing a gun, it's just like being a Herman Munster. No, everyone knows who that is. You're still wearing fucking a gun. So I was like, he's just talking into his cell phone. Oh, yeah, I like her phone or anything. And there's no compression. I pulled the show in.
Starting point is 01:07:55 It didn't mind all. There's no compression. It is so horribly good to be trying any less. Yeah, this guy sucks. So I'm guessing. I don't know, I've listened to the show yet. Maybe it's amazing. I shouldn't know, I will listen to the show yet. Maybe it's amazing. I shouldn't just assume that it's terrible.
Starting point is 01:08:08 So thank you very much to the Deuce for dropping by the go. You, anything to plug? Yeah. Is there anything to plug? No. I don't love that. I don't love that when he's trying to think like I should. I should have something to plug.
Starting point is 01:08:23 Fuck. What am I doing? So please, join us again next week because it might be the episode where we find out what's it for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well, everybody! Party in the mush bits of morning radio. And now the show is called by now. You not carry me!
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