Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep11 - SnatchThatWeave

Episode Date: April 25, 2016

Kevin and Karl review a podcast called SnatchThatWeave, episode entitled STW vs. EVERYBODY.  Unfortunately the podcast doesn't feature snatches or even weaving for that matter which is a bummer because Kevin bought a loom specifically in preparation for this week.  Thankfully, he was able to sell the loom on Craigslist albeit at a significant loss.  Anyways, enjoy listening to a couple of white guys act like they know something about anything.  We have to go now, Five Guys is about to close.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello and welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts I'm Kevin and I'm Carl and we listen to podcasts so you don't have to. Today's show will be analyzing where if you and a podcast called Snatch That Weave episode is entitled STW vs Everybody. As always we have both listened to the show separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand, so without further ado, let's find out what's I WITP coming at you. WITP. WITP. The Kevin has been looking forward to.

Yes, dreading all week. Totally not. I'm comfortable with it all. Very excited about. Yeah, I'm, I don't know how the hell this is gonna go. So let's get right into it, I think. We listened to a podcast called Snatch that Weave. It is hosted by three black millennials, women, out of Chicago.

And it's pretty chaotic. Yeah. I didn't learn a lot, and I'll admit that I understood about. Excuse me. So crazy Alice is upset. I understood maybe half of what they were talking about, but I did learn some new things. Why don't we start off by playing their their theme song which is pretty damn catchy track one

Self on self on self on self on self on Hell no turn on the lights somebody so my soul Self on self on self on I've been singing that all week dude somebody find my Self on so I was listening to that song and I go that reminds me of another song That I like a lot and I decided to go for it. I made I made a mashup. Yeah, okay? You see down there. I have a cell, and I decided to go for it. I made a mashup. No. Okay. If you see down there, I have a cell phone PBJ mashup. I can't find myself I Holy shit I think that you improved it quite a bit. I've actually kind of like that. I was bopping my head

Well, they're almost the exact same temple. I didn't even screw with the beats per minute. I was just listening to that cell phone sign. I'm like, that sounds exactly like Peter Butter Jelly time. So thanks for, thanks for letting me play that. I feel like I've been playing music clips that I create. It's becoming a trend on the show. I won't want it become a habit though. Well, yeah. That one was pretty annoying.

Yeah. All right, so let's get into some clips. I have a whole bunch of clips Kevin has like none. Yeah. So let's get into these clips and talk about this podcast and review it. If you want to play Bucket Boy's Drumming Ability, they're talking about giving money to street performers in Chicago.

There's going to be kids out there hammering on buckets with sticks and trying to make money from it. What do they call it? Buskers? Is that the word? Yeah, it's a busking, busking, yes. So yeah, that's what they're talking about here. Play Bucket Boy's Drumming Ability.

Niggas be needing jobs. The Bucket Boys get me because I've been in Marching band so long. If you don't have the hand tactics, if you're not doing paradiddles or the least minimal base, you know, I'm saying algorithm for drumming, I'm not giving you no money. She said, you have to do the base algorithm for drama.

She was trying to figure out because she has a drumming background. She's trying to figure out, you know, paradiddles. Okay. Yeah. That's fine. But then Kevin, you play drums. Yeah. Is there an algorithm for drumming? If there was, I definitely would not have been a drummer because I'm shitty at math. But yeah, no, there's what is she talking about? I have no idea.

It's just not knowing algorithm. I'm pretty sure. Yeah, she was searching for a word. And that's the one that came. It was not the word that she needed at that time. But the other thing I noticed in this show is there's a lot of storytelling. They tell a lot of crazy stories.

And they all seem to know these stories and know people involved in the stories. This was one that I thought was pretty out there. If you wanna play Track 11, the booties, they're talking about women who inject, what is it? Sometimes bullion. Yeah, bullion cubes into their butts to increase the size of their booties. Play track 11.

What they do to get booties or what they think helps to get booties. Y'all know bullion cubes. That's what I was thinking. It seemed like it was comparable to bullion cubes. You crushed them hulls up in some water, stood around, put it in a little like a syringe, and stick it up your ass and inject it in your body. And you don't ask any parties that look like that. Kevin, is that possibly true that they have a syringe

in the show, to their asshole? I don't think so. Yeah. You wouldn't need a syringe, you would just need like a turkey baster or something. Yeah, I got to believe that the syringe would be going into your ass cheek Right, they're like oh no, no, you take that you just ship it right up your ass all just put it right in your asshole Just take that whole syringe and stick it right up there So that there's a lot of funny things like that

This one was part of that same discussion if you want to play track 12. I mean, if I have a post my booty and I only get like a hundred and thirty eight like, but you know what though, I think it's way more people who are just normal like us. Then there are like the crazies that are dying for all of this attention and taken. All right, two funny things there. First, the one woman's upset because she posts her booty only gets like 138 likes. And then they go to say, I think there's where people who are normal like us. Is there anything about this show

that sounds normal to you? Not at all. This is a completely foreign world to me. Yeah, it's very out there. Yeah, I have no idea how they think that they're the ones who are normal. I guess because they don't have giant asses. Yeah, well, they haven't put the bullion cubes in their ass,

or their booty holes yet. So I can even talk about it, but there's three hosts. It's Chusid, Manifreshist, and Boss Dance. And Chusid is the best. Chusid, I love that name. I love it.wzy D is. I love that name. I love it. I like it too. I like it too.

She's actually the most attractive of the three. She's kind of cute. I'm not sure who the person is who's right in front of the microphone, but the way this show sounds is like one person's in front of the microphone. The other two are way in the background behind that person. Right, right. Is what did you pick up on that? Was that Chewzy D who was close?

I could not decipher who was he. Yeah, I could meet him. But one of them was like yelling and then the other two were just making noises and stuff a lot. Yeah, yeah, I know that. And I was looking at Choozy D's bio on their website. And I just thought this was funny.

Choozy D is currently sharpening her comedic skills in preparation for her debut at Chicago's comedy scene. Okay, so she hasn't performed. She's done nothing. Okay. They would be like me saying, yeah, you know, I don't play any jazz piano, but watch out because what I do, I will be in every jazz club tearing it up on the jazz piano. Don't announce that you're gonna do something, just do it. Right, right. I thought that was pretty funny. That is actually... I got you off. You had something else you wanted to say about our host here? Oh no, not particularly. No. I have a lot to say, but I can't...

Well, what would I miss say about our house? Oh, I'm gonna go host. That's a nappy head of ours there. I'm gonna take that. Oh, man. Yeah, that's a move. Oh, these comments are gonna get me fired. I did take an ISO clip that I think works pretty well for every other clip that we're playing in this show. Can you play the one that says what y'all talking about?

No. Maybe I'm talking about. I would say that out loud over and over again during the show. What are you talking about? I'm going to. That's funny. I clipped something right in the beginning that I just got was a little just a little slip up in the way that they were talking.

That was pretty funny. Please come on your peas and cubes. If you see constants in the the room. Turn around if you haven't got your no cards ready. So come with your peas and cubes everybody. Okay, that's what I thought I heard that too. Yeah. I wasn't sure what that was. I actually rewound that part and listened to it four or five times trying to decipher what was going on. So were they talking about one of the hosts? You have to mind your pees and cues around? I don't even know.

I just heard pees and cubes and I just thought it was funny. You think cubes. Yes, that is funny. Well, I will just keep playing these clips. This is a funny one. Real short. This was one of the hosts remembering an interesting conversation that she had number three That's the kind of badger that you get from this shit. I actually followed along with that pretty well

All right, my next clip is guess what they think is some real ass shit Track for one do he had some on he had a rat in the wall. He's a Dominican little wall. Yeah, he's like, oh excuse the smell So right up in the wall like damn this is some real ass shit Sorry, I triggered that a little early, but I think everyone got the just a bit. It was funny because I almost kept the part before that where she talks about every city she goes to, she goes to the ghetto, and then she'll also go to the most affluent part of town.

And in the ghetto, she got shot at, but not really. And then so they're talking about like serious ghetto shit. And then she goes to what is some serious ghetto shit and then she goes to What is some real ass shit is a dead rat in the wall? Yeah, yeah, that was fine I didn't find it to be anywhere near as real as getting shot at but okay Whatever Car I gotta step back and say too for the people listening um There was an inordinate amount of the N word in this podcast.

Yeah, it was, it was, it was, it was a little uncomfortable for us, whiteies. Yeah, it was, it was, there was more N word than like Django and Shane. It was, it was like Django and Shane appear, but times 50,000. Yeah, Quinn Tarantino would blush listening to this. Yeah, it was, it was really worthy for for us white folk who are like

Mike shirt collars waist stretched out Well speaking of that word I have another short one play track six all the way I just finished swimming a day. No, who you be fucking? Yeah. Oh, yeah, this is they're talking about like, is it a basketball player? I'm not sure. Is like a yeah, some athlete. Yeah, some pro athlete. Okay, I didn't follow this at all, but apparently some pro athlete cheated out his wife when he was in Chicago and the chick that outed him. Yeah. And they were pissed off at the chick. These women have

the funniest point of view on cheating and on guys cheating on women. It's the exact opposite of what it should be. And I'd love to play a couple of clips that sums this up. Yep. Play track eight. Oh, hell, I mean, before you play it, I do want to set it up. And this is going to be an ongoing theme of these clips that I pulled.

As I mentioned, there's one host who's right up on the mic. And then the other, I think there's like one other woman who just makes noises in the background, like crazy noises and this is a good example of that. Track 8. My app called Calculator on the iPhone and when you click into it, it is not a Calculator.

Stop! Stop! You wanna know what it is, but you're wrong. Stop! What is it? What is it? It is another phone essentially. So it's like you dialing out from another number, you're texting from another number. Now

this was a rumor. This is what I was told from my days as a side beware. Oh yeah, but full head and check which calculator you got. Cause it's like it's like to actually it does add and calculate stuff. I like it's so distracting with

all the noises that she's making. But the kicker there was that she goes this is app called calculator, but it's not a calculator. The bearer she goes, but it does add and calculate shit It does what it says it's supposed to do, but it also does other things I like that she called herself a side B word after using the N word 8,000 times That is funny. There are sensibilities are different than ours. Yeah, apparently. So going on, let's keep this conversation going because they're talking about this app you can use for cheating on people and you won't get caught because no one's going to open

up that app. They don't know it's a messaging tool. Play Track 9. I called this track and you'll find out why I called it. Damn, yeah, wow. Okay. Lady left her baby with this little kid. The kid was like, maybe a, I want to say he's even younger than that.

And the kid end up dropping the baby on the head and hitting it. And it killed the baby. And these women, I I think that I hope they are in jail now because they was for China was like negligence and he was watching multiple kids too. Wow. Alright. There was about a whole different topic I apologize.

It's like a running it's like a running commentary of. Yeah. Damn. I'm going to start doing that to you Kevin when you start talking. It's going home It gets cartoonish with play track 16 listen to these dams It's like her only job on the show is to make noise that you can't hear what the people are saying Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee You got that right, Kevin. Woo! That is the whitest thing I've been out of. I know. It's depressing.

I learned something new about Photoshop. So that was encouraging. Play Track 7. I never know. Photoshop go crazy. No, Photoshop definitely go crazy. But did you know the Photoshop go crazy? I did know Photoshop go crazy

I use Photoshop a lot and I often go crazy Because I'm using it. You know what other Photoshop go crazy then yeah, you know what go sideways Illustrator it was here to be going sideways. I don't even know if that's a thing is side-go-y side-go-y I think no doubt Sideways, I don't even know if that's a thing is side goy side. I mean something no doubt God in fact with that comment you should probably play my other ISO that I have on there Yeah

Yeah, you say something outrageous that Exactly All right, so lots of weird noises that these women make, and I just want to point out a couple more. Trek 13 is a, I call porn discussion with many background noises. It took him six months to get an erection naturally. Because you always have to watch porn to have an erection. I used to watch a lot of porn. Really? Yeah.

I could never really get into my bedroom. Oh, yeah. That's what they said. Another thing. Like you can't get those expectations out of your mind. Yeah. Yeah. I heard about that. That's why. Wow. Interesting. Yeah. Yeah. I'm starting off. Wow. Super. Doing they interrupt each other. Nobody ever backs off off. I you'll hear if I talk over Kevin or Kevin Tyson for me I will figure it out real quick. They just keep going as if there's nobody else in the room and they're not even say They just keep going noises. Oh

I There's never there can never be silence there needs to be a side of yeah There's no listening going on That's for sure everybody is talking nobody's listening Play track 14 I call it's even more background noises now. It's getting silly Who didn't fuck it up? It was an industrial grade Silicon it was an industrial grade silicone that you get from home If that's what was injecting into our body.

So about a time. What is she doing? I want to know what was that in reference to? Oh, so they went back to the booty thing. Oh, right. And they told the story. Now they have all these stories that are just crazy. So they told the story about this woman who went to the home depot

and bought silicone That's you know used for I don't even know I'm terrible not a handyman Yeah, and they injected that in their ass and Exactly that's the only way to react I guess I guess I'm actually the right thing to do Sorry, I just felt like I thing to do. Oh, sorry. I just felt like I needed to do that underneath what you were saying. But, yeah, that is pretty crazy.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah, you go, Kevin. Yeah, you talk now. It's Tracy Morgan on the show. I think Tracy Morgan is one of the people out here. Tracy Morgan. I'm a gale for it

Just got go to home people I can't even do Tracy market They did refer to ice cube a few times and then I got excited because I thought they said iced tea Which is another very white guy move to mix the two up I was like oh they said ice that must be an iced tea that is another very white guy move to mix the two up. I was like, oh, they said ice, that must be an iced tea. Yeah, I thought I could do my iced, my iced tea impression a little bit,

but then I was like, oh, now they're talking about ice cube and I can't do him. So you don't do an ice cube? I don't, no, I don't. But you know what, I find really funny about ice cube is I don't, I'm not intimidated by ice cube at all. I don't, but you know what? I find really funny about Ace Cube is I don't, I'm not intimidated by Ace Cube at all. I don't have ever told you this before, but like,

I've never, this Ace Cube discussion. It's about time we got it out there. Damn, let's talk. Anyway. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh You know, like if you've ever seen ice cube he's like an interview and he's trying to be like he looks like he's trying to be tough Or hard he has that skull Yes, I don't I don't buy it. I know I should buy it because I know he's like would kill me You know, I've had I've given the chance. I'm sure like you know

If if he knew that I was talking shit about I'm on a stupid podcast, but I just don't buy it because he's been in like fucking family movies and it's hard for me to like be like, okay, you're, you're a badass like you're with that scowl. You're exactly right. You can't have it both ways. Right. You can't be this hard thug from the ghetto and then make one of those driving movies. I don't even know what they, I don't even know what they are. Yeah, I don't remember family, but something, something true. Yeah, I don't know.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. So I agree with you, I don't buy it. If you watched Straight Out of Compton, they do try to make it seem like he came from a more dysfunctional family, but he actually, like, grew up in the suburbs and, you know, his mom was always a riot good parents and it's very different than what he portrays. Oh, really?

I said, I didn't know that at all. Well, I could be making all that up. I wasn't prepared to talk about ice cube today. Yeah. Anybody with Google could probably prove me wrong on that. Cube Bros, our new podcast You pros you might be some cubes piece of cubes bro Piece of ice cubes. I love this topic

Is a desk row a black gentleman with he would be down with this conversation You know, I think he might be and how fucked up is that that they don't even show you that he's black. He's silver. So he's not even. I should know I think about it. I think you could see his whole chest hanging out. Oh, really? Is it black?

Is he a black guy? No, he's not. No, I was out of the show. I was talking about he looked like Paul Stanley from kiss. Oh, right, right. With this right. This is the shirt all of it. All right, we're going to weigh it, weigh it out there.

Getting back to snatch that weave. Yes. They did something at the end that I'm tempted to start to close our show with. I think this is brilliant. Play track 15. Well, you guys, um, five guys is about to close. Oh, shit. How many are you bitch?

Five guys is about to come. I think from now on, when we're ready to wrap up, we're going to be like, all right, well, Taco Bell drives through. It's only open for another 20 minutes. So we got a, we got a wrap. Carl's Jr's about to close. I got to go. Oh, that's funny. Five guys is about to close. I got to go. Oh, that's funny.

Guys, is it about to close? Are there really upset about it? I was like, Oh, were you need me to talk about black girls or easy blog yet? You can't even get to it. So do you know what snatch that weave? You know what that means? No, I don't. I because well, here's the problem.

You told me this was the podcast we were doing this week. So I started to look for it. And like, I don't know that it's the problem. You told me this was the podcast we were doing this week, so I started to look for it. And like, I don't know that it's insane. Like, snatch that weave, like it's a thing. Yeah, so I look up, catch that weave. And I can't find anything except a bunch of knitting podcasts. Because it's like a weave, you know?

So it's like, I'm like, catch that weave. I don't know what the fucking knitting podcast are, catch the wave. I'm like, what the fuck? So I finally listened to our old podcast from last week, just to listen to the end and figure out what the hell it is that we're listening to. And so snatch that weave means like when African-American women, and I'm being, that's as appropriate as I can be and saying this, they have fights with each other, they will snatch the weave off of the other person's head. That's sort of like a thing. I guess that's usually when you see like weaves in the middle. So that's what snatch that weave meant. But I also didn't know that the name of this show is snatch that weave all one word. So it was very, very difficult to find. Oh, right, right, right,

and any type of search engine, but uh, yeah, I didn't realize that they had like a whole empire there. You know, they've got like an Instagram feed that's basically a bunch of horseshit and so yeah, yeah, I was pleasantly surprised by how how well put together nothing was for the first time. Well, it's interesting because it's called, you know, so snatch that we like you said, okay, so that's like a confrontational thing and the name of the episode was, you know, STW versus everybody. Something this is going to be a very confrontational type of show.

Like, fuck you guys, fuck the haters, fuck posters, you know, all that kind of shit. There's none of that going at it all. They were, I got the sense, well, not just got the sense, I read their bios on their website and stuff. They're all like professionals. They work in marketing and work at agencies and very normal suburban lifestyles. But I think they're trying to sound like they're tired and thuggish because the name of the show and the name of the episode had, nothings would sync up at all with the content of the show. Yeah, no, I agree. I wasn't at all sure what to expect when listening to this, but then

when you listen to it, you're like, oh, it's just, okay, it's three girls just talking shit basically. And it's not even like, they're not even talking shit. They're just gossiping with each other about, well, yeah, they're gossiping and talking about things I have no idea what they're talking about, telling stories about people. Like there's this one, I'm gonna have you play this clip, it's a little bit longer, but they start talking this story about this rapper Dex. And the one woman's telling the story,

but the other woman knows about it, so she has to just keep saying things to prove that she also knows about the story, but she adds nothing to the story but the other woman knows about it so she has to just keep saying things to prove that she also knows about the story but she adds nothing to the story. Play track too. Yeah. Yeah. Change your way, Stex. So this nigga went to his girlfriend's club. She was stripping at the club. She was a pretty girl.

She's a cute girl. And so he got into an altercation at the club, shot in the air, cleared out the club, then he go outside and into another altercation, shooting in the air, then he get into when he starts talking to this dude, do shoot him straight up in the chest. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he raw and then he go across the street. So gas station.

And he died. Yeah. I love that story. He go to a gas station across the street. Like, how is that helpful to the star? I don't know. It's just a lot of like I also know that yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then he shot him.

Yeah, shot him straight up shot him in the chest. Yeah, shot him in the chest. Yeah, shot him. He ran across the street. Yeah, across the street. Gas station. Yeah. I love that story.

I I pretty much exhausted my my clips for the show, Snatch that weave. Yeah. Which I will say all the shows we listen to, we're not really the target audience for. And usually I proclaim that there's no target audience for these shows. This one's probably the same, but I honestly have so far outside of this world that I don't know.

Maybe this is a great show and people love it So sound to sound like I'm being safe enough there. I think you are. Yeah, I think you shielded yourself from Exactly I have nothing but praise for this show and I I Love it very much I love it very much. Chewsy D for president. I don't know. Chewsy D for president. I'm with you, man.

And John, I must say, Qbrose, our new ice cube. Qbrose. Yeah, I'm going to get on there and go, I did zero homework. I don't know anything. What movie was he in? So you're going to do you just play me then, right?

I'm sure exactly. Okay, I do want to tease our show next week because I think we're gonna get back on track. Back to the type of podcast that you and I love to listen to and make fun of. Please play next week's teaser. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Welcome to Forkast! Episode 231! I'm your host of the Seeming Paradox, the Red Wolf! I'm your host, Eiro, the Blue Fox! Oh! How you doing, Pharaoh? Really good! Really good? How was your three weeks off?

Nothing happened, pretty boring, right? Always boring. Oh, so boring, nothing occurred. Yeah, isn't it great when nothing unusual in your life happens? It's just so good, you know, it was just I was so glad to relax and nothing nothing crazy happened to me at all. Oh That was that wasn't us coughing that was someone on Forkast coughing 17 seconds into the episode.

Hey, my name is, but good, good, good. You would love their voice. Oh my God. So it's a furry show, Furcast. And that's why there was a red fox and a blue wolf or whatever the fight. Hey, this is,

I get to win that. How? And the crazy fox. This is gonna you do with that. How old? I'm the crazy fox. This is gonna be perfect. Right up your alley, Gavin, I think you're... You might actually start listening to the show after we review it. It's my entering the regular rotation. I'm gonna hit subscribe on this podcast, is what you're saying?

Well, okay, so here's the bad news on it. And, you know, I struggle to grab podcasts for us to listen to, because I feel like I waste your life when I pick really shitty ones. What? I take responsibility for that. No, okay. So I was going through a lot of different podcasts

and looking for different types of shows. And this was kind of like a, okay, it's a no-brainer. We know we did the one about bronies. That was a lot of fun. This one's about furries. That's going to be fun. But this is what's crazy about it. So this is episode, as, is three hours and 58 minutes. Oh my God. Four hour long, free, focused podcast. So, so here's, all right, here's the rule. Don't listen to the full four hours.

Just pick some areas to listen to. I will too. And we'll try to piece together a review of the show. All right. Listen to four hours. I mean, I'd rather be water-borted than listen to four hours of this fucking forecast. Shit. I would imagine that you could get to the bottom of of 9 11 and any other

terrorist attack just by forcing someone to listen to forecast. So what I understand of furries and maybe this is just me coming at it from a purely, I don't know, weird angle, I thought the furry thing was, I thought it was people dressing up as animals right? Yeah and then fucking each other. Isn't that what what the core of the furry movement is if you will? Yeah I actually went to a friend's wedding last summer and there was a furry convention so it was in this big hotel and we had one of the you know convention rooms and the room next door was a furry big hotel and we had one of the, you know, convention rooms and the room next door was a furry convention. And so they were all over the place. They

were walking around in the bathroom. And of course, I was drunkenly taking pictures of them trying to be on the slide, but not even close. Like, when you put out your phone in the bathroom and start taking pictures, it's never a good thing yeah there's a giant fox and there's no way I'm not taking a picture of this but yes I they do like to dress up in dance and they're probably on e and who knows what they're doing but I do believe there is an element of fucking involved which makes the costume so gross well what, what I want to know, I mean, we'll find out in the three hours of fucking riveting information, but so, okay, you have a dick and you're in a fox suit, right? Is there like a trap door to open up so your cock can come out?

Or do you have to literally pull your entire furry costume down So you could fuck hold on think about what you're saying you you set this up by saying I believe what furries do is They dress up in costumes and then fuck right why would they make a costume that they couldn't get their cock out of? If that's the case well, I guess I'm more... Tril to the design of the costume, that their cock and balls would easily be able to come out of the costume. I just want to know, I guess, is it like Velcro based?

I guess I didn't think about how you would get it out. So Velcro, or is there a zipper? A zipper, I feel it could be possibly painful. Yeah, and if you're fumbling around with like a giant fox head, you really can't see. You don't want to have just a flap because you could be in a parade or something and have your balls pop out. Right. But that would be a wasy or something.

You're probably also wearing conically giant hands. So I mean, you're trying to fumble around with a'd try to fumble around with it with a zipper and stuff. There's a lot that goes into this apparently, you know, and it's now that you say that, I'm just thinking, if I were a furry, I don't even know if I'd want to hook up with other people. I could just use my comically large hands to to beat off, and it would be like a a straighter. Well, this is like a whole other lion is beating me off. A different tiger. Well, this is like a whole other lion is beating me up. I got a different tiger.

What if you just went as a giant snake? That'd be like the wamous furry costume. I don't think you could do that. I think it has to be furry. I think it's true. Hence, okay. Well, yeah. Hey, furry.

Although I would be interested to know how exotic they get with the animals. I feel like it's always kind of like a fox or I don't know. I'm a duck-billed platypus. I'm gonna put my webbed-fee down your back while I pound you. Rob Snyder is a horse. Rob Snyder is a horse Rob Snyder is a pencil. He's a deck bill platypus and he's at a furry Conveg it. Well, the semen will fly

All right, um, I gotta tell you a funny story real quick. Yeah, I went to Target Because I wanted to buy Um, I didn't even know these existed, but apparently they do a counter top ice maker. It's a kitchen appliance, you pour water into it and it just creates ice cubes. So, it's awesome. I wanted it for the room where my band practices. So I go to Target because they have those on their website.

I figure I can just go to the store and buy one. And I get there and first off, there's a huge sign on the front that says, visit target.com slash careers. And I was like, ah, shouldn't that be like jobs? Slash careers is really depressing. It kind of bummed me out.

That's how Tart considers their workforce. So it made perfect sense that this is what I'm thinking about. And then I walk in, I go over to the kitchen appliance section, and I'm looking around, I can't find it. So I ask someone who's working there. And she has this little duiky where she can type in things and see what they have actually in the building, you know, in stock. So I tell her what I'm looking for, And she responds, uh, we have a snow cone maker. Well, no, you know, I'm looking for, oh, we have,

we have an iced tea maker. Ice tea. Okay. I was literally talking to, uh, human version of Bing. Like, you know, I'm asking for I need something that makes ice cubes. Oh, wow, we got iced tea maker. That's cool. So they have a lot of the same keywords at it. I'm asking for I need something that makes ice cubes. Oh wow, we got ice tea maker That's a lot of the same keywords in it You know, I'm fucking idiot like why wouldn't I see you know this that what I need you're gonna try to convince me Well, I didn't want ice tea, but now you imagine it Do you want to turn do you want to turn safe search up? Only large images, please Fucking Bing sucks. You know Bing is very popular for porn.

That's like what? Yeah, I guess they need to do Excel somewhere. So if you are looking for porn, use Bing because you will get what you're looking for there. And it will come back and return videos back and all kinds of shit just turn the safe search off so it's not pixelated. I don't know why I know how much so much about this but just turn just trust me turn safe search off if you want to see cock and balls and the giant isn't. D-I-M! What a big ass! I'm a big that shit. Alright, um, so this has been a wonky episode, but next week we're going to talk about furries.

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