Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep12 - FurCast

Episode Date: April 29, 2016

Kevin and Karl review a podcast called FurCast, episode #321, titled Slow Motion Car Crash.  We learned a lot in this 4 hour show, yes 4 hours of listening about people that dress up like animals and occasionally have sex.  But that's not all we learned, there is also Furry Porn too which is basically drawings of animals doing it.  Sound exciting?  Well join us as we sift through this pile of manure that is FurCast.  Also, check out the image we refer to in this episode here. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello and welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts? I'm Kevin and I'm Carl and we listen to podcasts that you don't have to. On today's show we'll be analyzing and reviewing a podcast called Furcast, episode number 231 entitled Slow Motion Car Crash. As always we have both listened to the show separately, we have not discussed it with each other beforehand, so without further ado, let's find out once and for all who all these podcasts. It's show time. I'm down, baby. I'm down, baby. I'm down, baby.

I'm down, baby. I know you're excited for WATPs take on Fercass but, whoo, keep it to a dull wall. Oh. Hey, before we start, I just want it before we kind of begin everything. Who are these calm? I want to plug it up front. So that's smart. Thanks. I'm learning from you. Listen to podcasts where all they do is plug ship for the

first 10 minutes. We've not learned that's what you should do. Oh, we'll just wait until 40 minutes in. Everyone will hear that. Exactly. We're idiots. So yeah, who are these calm is the website for the show and you can go there and all the episodes are up there and all that shit

But there's also a submit or like a contact Page where you can go in there and guess what you guys can send this show like What you think you want to hear Like if you have like a fucking really ridiculous podcast that you want to hear us goof on or review or whatever, you can sort of like. How else that were assholes for mother fucking your podcast? Which is what I'm guessing will get more than anything else. Very, very true.

So I mean, it's a full site. So I mean, you can comment on the episodes themselves that are all listed there, too. But if you want to. So cocktails and centaurs, it's whoarethese.com. I don't read. They don't read. I'm touched.

All right. Well, we've got to get some plugs out of the way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Also, I'll be at the comedy store next to the mall. All right. So Kevin and I listened to Furcast. And this was a pretty interesting episode of Furcast and just a quick background.

This is a podcast by Furies. Furies being adults who dress up like animals. Yep. But they claim to not be a furry podcast. We'll get into that in a minute. Um, I'd love to start off, Kevin by playing the clip that I think best sums up this show for me anyway. All righty.

Um, it's actually the last track that I have there. It's pretty late in the episode. sums up this show for me anyway. All righty. It's actually the last track that I have there. It's pretty late in the episode, but these guys pride themselves on beyond being a furry podcast. They're a comedy podcast. And here's a great example. Play track 14 for me. Oh wait, you know what?

Hold on, I'm sorry. It won't make any sense. Let me set it up. They're talking about, you know, this is relatively recent, this podcast, you're talking about this whole thing that came out of Ted Cruz, who wants to ban masturbating. You know, that's been a whole meme that's out there lately. What? That shit. Like this? Yeah. It's a whole thing that's out there. Ted Cruz took some stance at some point in his life

that he wants to outlaw masturbating. So here is, you know, this is, that's the premise, okay? Ted Cruz wants to outlaw masturbating. Here is the brilliance of forecast, turning that into comedy gold. I, I don't, I don't have anything to say that is such a technical way of saying you can't touch your penis China because Law You can't you can't What the fuck yeah, these guys are

You did a four hour long podcast and that's how brilliant they are they they well We have so much to say we should definitely be on for at least four hours with this nonsense This I'll say that I I listened to Two hours in so I started listening at the two hour mark because I knew that this was a long one and I'm like I thought well when did you start did you start right from the beginning? Oh, of course. Yeah. That's what I figured you would do. So I was like, let me, let me shift to later in the, in the episode so that maybe we have like some different content and stuff. But I'm pretty sure it's all going to be a shit show, which it was actually, that's actually a really good idea

because as I was clipping thing, I was like, like well Kevin's definitely going to clip this but I can't I'll clip it anyway occasionally I have good ideas they're not well you're shocked to me I'll tell you that all right you want to play the clip that you think best sums up what you heard well I would like to it's a little on the long side. So it's like a minute long. Okay, it's a very very interesting Take because they do a lot of defending of the furry fandom. I think they refer to it as so I just listened to hours of the shit. So I'm not scared about a minute. Okay, here we go Inside addition did it interview with me about the furry, the chlorine attack at the

con. And so they wanted to interview me about furries. And so the first thing I did was put a white sheet behind me. And I took a call there off and I spoke, I was Dr. Courtney Plont, you know, scolidges. And they said, oh, you're a furry, right? I'm like, well, yes, but I'm here to talk to you as a psychologist. And they said, oh, you're a furry, right? I'm like, well, yes, but I'm here to talk to you as a psychologist. And they said, oh, do you have a fur suit? Yes, yes, but that's not what I'm here to talk about. Can you put it on? I'm like, would you bring the old grass Tyson onto your show and say, oh, you know,

so can you put on this giant model of the solar system on a helmet? You're bringing the person on as an expert on the subject. And the first thing you're trying to do is trivialize your expert by making him look ridiculous. So let me let me give some context to that right. So this is a guy. I think I get it, but go ahead. Okay. There's this guy who's who's a guest on the show. I don't know if he was on during your segment you listen to, but he's a. No.

He's a psych psychologist, I believe. And his whole thing is that furries are whatever. He's a furry, number one. But the thing that I love about this so much is he uses a really horrible example about Neil deGrasse Tyson being out of show and then asking him. And he had time to think about that too.

So this dude was really worked up. being out of show and then asking. And he had time to think about that too. Right. So, I mean, this is like, this dude was really worked up. So, then, after he says this whole thing about Neil DeGrasse Tyson, he goes, so then he's going to, you know, try to make you look foolish and he's referring to putting on a fucking costume. So, it's like, wasn't that your whole thing? Like, you know? Yeah, it's like, it's like Neil deGrasse Tyson does wear the solar system

Like can you put that thing you always wear as a come on man. I'm trying to be a scientist He's like a dude. They're trying to make us look foolish by putting on a costume I was like, yeah asshole. That's exactly what fucking furries are Dude, okay. Yeah, that's pretty funny clip so There's so many things. There's so many layers to get into here. I Like a damn onion. It's like it's like the it's like a stinky come onion. What do you think about these furries? So play Play track one and then I'll talk to you about what's going on,

the part that you didn't listen to in the beginning. So I, yeah, welcome to Furcast guys, episode 231. Just a completely normal show coming up ahead of you guys. Nothing weird going on here. Oh yeah. That taste. I taste lie. Taste lie?

Yeah, that's a lie. It tasted lie. Yeah. Yeah. You think something went on this week? I don't know. Everything's alive from a wolf. Brilliant banter back and forth. I taste lie. What?

I wish you really did taste lie. It's not like a, it's not like a chemical. Oh, I don't know. Really? I was just, his coho saved him, but that was like one of the first things out of the gate. They didn't have anything ready to talk about. I taste lie. Anyway, I don't want to worry too much about that. So you could tell he's stressed out. There's a lot going on. Right. Here's what happened.

And this was actually national news. I heard about this, but I didn't realize it was this podcast that we picked. There were a number of radio stations in the US FM stations that were hacked and forecast was played for hours. On regular radio stations, it was a huge deal. SCC was involved. It was reported on and out multiple news outlets. Playtrex 6, this is the

explanation. Guys know when you open the forecast app on your smartphone, you open it and right here you have the the forecast archive stream and it's like a stream that just kind of loops like our latest 10 episodes or whatever. They pulled from that stream and for I believe an hour and a half in Colorado, I believe more than two hours on one Texas radio station and four hours in one Texas radio station. Four hours. Four hours. It probably would have continued going if we didn't cancel our

stream this was the big news this was the big event that happened these guys are famous because somebody decided to hack read of stations and run their their podcast out of loop so I love that it was aired in fucking Texas could you miss yes, there were so many complaints. Could you, Matt, guys, are a guy driving a fucking pickup truck in the middle of Nuck and NoWare, East Bumpfuck like Texas? He's driving down and he's there. Oh, hello, hello, I'm on the Wolf, the Wolfcat.

This is perfect. It's worse than that. These guys, apparently what was being played over these radio stations was them talking about gaping assholes and furry sex and Are you familiar with Yif? No, I'm not So Yif is a

Sexual activity within the fandom the furry fandom. Okay They're not enough. You want to get into that right now, but let's do it. Let's go there. What the fuck is Yif? Okay. So, we were teasing this episode in our last show. Kevin, you had made the brilliant observation that as far as you knew, furries were people who dressed up in costumes, danced, and then fucked in their costumes.

Right. Okay. So, I did a little research, and here's a line from the always a thousand percent correct Wikipedia that says, homosexuality and bisexuality are overrepresented in the furry fandom by a factor of 10 compared to the United States average self-identified rates

of 1.8% bisexuality and 1.7% homosexuality. All right. Okay. Those are some of the things. And then it gets into a portion of the fandom is sexually interested in Zufilia. So that's like B's theality kind of, right? Yes. I clicked into Zufilia that says that that and BCLity can be interchanged.

Right. A survey that was done in 2008 found 17% of respondents of the furry fandom reported Zufilia. All right. Well, you know, the thing that I find really crazy about this entire situation is, especially in the segment that I listened to with the psychologist and stuff, is that they're trying to play off the furry thing as it needs to be accepted. So they're almost kind of taking the angle of like, you know, transgender or, you know, a lot of these things that are kind of in the news right now where, you know,

you need to be kind of accepting of different people's lifestyles and stuff. They need their own Bruce Jenner. They need like Mark Spitz or someone to come out and say he's a furry. You're right. They probably that would do it for them. Then it would be like, all right. Uh, who was that other famous swimmer who was, uh, bussier for smoking weed? Uh, felps, right? Yeah, Michael felps. If Michael felps would just put out a fucking fox costume. We wouldn't be allowed to be talking like this right now, Kevin. We would be shunned. How dare you make fun of furries. They're just normal, beastiality people. What have you left alone? It's just, it's really fucking weird because

when you listen to them talk about it, they get into one thing and the segment, this guy was on for a long, like almost the entire time I listened to that, the psychologist guy on. And he was doing surveys. So he's talking about data that they've collected at different cons or whatever that they go to, these furry conventions and things. And how the surveys that they're doing, and let me also say say they were saying that these are up to 200 questions for these surveys that they're handing out to people. So that they're trying. What is there on the defensive? That's all they're doing is answering questions about themselves. Right. What are you going to scale? What did you tell? Well, that's the thing. So the guy's like,

you know, he's going in the direction like that. This is a lifestyle choice that people make and blah blah blah And then he says like that there's a lot like he's going through a moral an ethics board. He's running his His questionnaires or whatever through an ethics board. This is a waste of fucking time. I just explained it. This is the biggest waste. This guy is wasting his life. Oh, totally, but he was getting pissed off because other people were not going through an ethics board. And we're coming up with questions like, why do you like to fuck horse and yes?

Or whatever, you know, whatever the hell it is that most people would be like, this is fucking ridiculous, right? So then it gets into this whole thing where they're asking, well, this is skewed because this is only 18 and over. We couldn't pull anyone under 18. And then it starts getting really fucking creepy

because they're like, oh, well, you know, there's a lot of like furries that are underage and like this whole like gray area of like And I can only imagine like if you're in a fucking bearer suit and you see an attractive female, I guess and a other animal suit you don't really know how old This so there's like there's like gray areas in like the So there's like, there's like gray areas in like the statutory that thing. I'm like, this is fucked up, man. It's really fucked up.

Wait a second. So is this whole thing that Namla found a workaround? You know what? That's exactly what I thought. I know we're digressing from the kind of how many things there, but it's like, I want to play more clips, but now I'm starting to realize that maybe these are all just creeps Oh, that's exactly right. Just be creeps That's exactly what I'm thinking. I mean obviously I thought they were creepy before too

But it's like what do you think about this? It's like all right. They're trying to legitimize something that Like but if you look at like the Nambler or whatever the whatever it is North America What do I say? Did I say Nambla? I met Nambla Nambla and North American Man boy love association. Yeah, man boy. Yeah, so that's a real thing that exists right and those guys are trying to legitimize the fact that you could be a pedophile essentially So they're they're trying to go for acceptance. They're trying to do the same thing that these furries are doing it and yet we Nambal needs Nambal needs like Mark spits or Seven-year-olds are delicious I like 70 rules. So I got a few clips that they kind of touch on some of the things I was talking about

if you want to hear them. They fucking? Well, no, but about like the age limits and like some of the weirdness with that and all right, so. They go through high school feeling left out or like they don't belong anywhere. They find the fandom and that gives them a sense of belongingness, a sense of community, a sense of friendship. And so you hang out with the same group of friends for three, four, five years. And after a while, you start to notice that you can hang out with each other

without furrying to be in the room, without having to be out of control, without needing to be in first suits, without needing to be talking about furry stuff. Yeah, so he's basically saying there that a lot of the people meet when they're really young and then they kind of age out of the furry aspect of it and then they're just fuck buddies, especially when they're're all. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, yeah, it's, there's a social anxiety. Right. So they have to put out a costume and then they learn that they can just have friends and hang out.

It's the take, I don't know, maybe you're talking about fucking, but the, it sounded to me like these are just weirdos. Well, yeah. They can't make friends without putting out a fucking wolf suit. There's another aspect to it and there's a clip here for it. Okay, go for it. I'm, I'm found the furry fandom because I was psychologically attracted to the artwork right in many ways, the pornography and everything else.

So that's the other end of it too. So that's I guess how a lot of them get into it is there's artists that draw like whatever, like a pony fucking whatever, whatever, I don't know what. According to Wikipedia, male furries estimated 51% of all furry art they view is pornographic. And on top of that, furries have a slight preference for pornographic furry artwork over non-pornographic artwork. Right. In fact, the psychologist that they talk to, I have a clip of that too, he's going through all this shit about how it's justified and how it's not a fetish and how it's different than a fetish and all these things and then this happens It's a more data that says that 98% of male furies and 75% of female furies look at porn.

Hey, nookos are actually is there porn behind you on the wall right now? I'm actually trying to keep me keeping my head right about here, so you don't see the real league or two of this one behind me there. They can't keep it together for a fucking half an hour segment. Oh shit, I'm able to get bored. You know what I'm sure to get out of the food soup. Oops. All right, so Kevin, I feel like we're five first suits. Oops.

All right, so Kevin, I feel like we're uncovering something right now. Like we're really slew thing. When we're talking about this, I have to mention it because I did, I was looking at their website, which I'm sure you were checking out. I have it up right now, actually. Okay, so they have a chat room. And I made a note of this before we even got into this whole thing is I didn't listen to the same section that you did but

In their chat room there are rules and The first rule is be respectful of everybody in the channel. It's welcoming accepting environment The second rule is that when a moderator tells you to stop doing something listen to them that Kevin you've been involved in chat rooms and things these are very Ordinary rules. This is what you always see when you get involved in a chat room. The third rule is no distribution, request for distribution, or mention of child pornography. This could cause serious legal issues. Have you ever been part of a chat room that had to have a rule that said, by the way, child pornography is not allowed here? No. That's called a law, not a rule. You don't have to tell.

So that right there, I'm like, okay, these are creeps. These people are fucking awful people. Right. And that's where it gets, and they talk a little bit about, apparently they don't like bronies, or the my little pony thing is leaking over now into the furries thing or whatever.

Well, that's interesting. We listen to Bronyville and they talked about furries for most of the episodes, so it makes sense to me. So they, I guess they don't, they don't like each other or one isn't croaching on the other's fucking territory or whatever, but yeah, it's losers. No, we're the creeps. No.

We're not gonna get laid. No, we're not gonna get No, I've never seen vagina So it's it's was really fucking troubling to me when I was listening to this to think that They're trying to go at this at an angle where They're saying it's not a sexual thing, but yeah, they're trying to, it's really, really frustrating, man, because it's like they're trying to take the stance that it's, they should be accepted and welcomed, and you know, this is their preference and things, and I, I'm completely fine with the bisexual,

homosexual, all that stuff is fine. Whatever they want to do, as adults, that's cool. That's fine. And if you want to dress up like a fucking animal, fine. I don't, I doesn't matter to me, really. But don't, it's, I don't care. I don't care what anybody does. But if you go out in public, and you look like a ridiculous asshole,

that's when I get to start pointing my finger, I guess. I don't know, that's my stance on it anyway. Well, and I worry about, you know, I feel like, what about the shield rhythm? But I mean, I feel like, oh, somebody please think about shield. Yeah, but I mean, you know, that's what I would worry about. It's like you said, somebody going going using this as a guys to get into

Shit that they should not I mean, that's illegal, you know that they shouldn't be doing Under the guys that oh, I just like to dress up as a horse, but oh, I also like to fuck 15 year old girls or guys or whatever The case is it's like this is I don't know this is like the gateway drug the case is it's like this is I don't know this is like the gateway drug to me into like being a pedophile or something and I and I'm sure that they would listen to this and I'm sure that this fucking psychologist guy that was on would would debate me up and down that this is not the case but coming away from this I'm like I horrified by the fact that there's this type of age question in here. And I don't think these guys necessarily are, you know, they're certainly not condoning anything like that,

but it's like, well, it's just something that I would have never thought of. Like, oh, yeah, you know, if you're in a mix of a whole bunch of people in animal costumes, you're probably not necessarily judging whether or not they're of age to be having sex or whatever. And I'd be way more worried that I ended up fucking like a 60 year old. That was stoke roast. Well, you find out that they age out around 27 or so. I learned that last night. Because because the dude that I was fucking was 60 I'd be all wait.

So it's funny to say that you're right. They don't condone it. And they actually in the segment I was just do they go out of their way to say, listen, we're furries, but this is not a podcast that's for all furries. A lot of furries don't like us. We have different views on things. I want you to play a couple clips back to back here and just have an interesting observation. Play track seven and then play track nine.

We're just a comedy show run by a few furries and we have no sensor. We're not really a sex podcast. We, no, we don't represent the furry fan. And we are just a bunch of furries that happen to run a podcast. We're not necessarily doing a podcast even for the fandom specifically. We just kind of are providing entertainment and some furries like us. Alright, so right there, you know, there's a couple different segments of the show,

but he laid it all out there like, hey, we're just a comedy show, man. We, you know, of course I'm a fucking wolf. This guy's a fox, but, you know, we're just a comedy show, man. We, you know, of course, I'm a fucking wolf. This guy's a fox, but, you know, this isn't a furry show. Their show is called Furcast. The fucking graphic is them as their fucking fur stars, or whatever you fucking call them. Are you kidding me? They want to have their cake and eat it too.

You can't sit there and be like, well, we just, we's happened to be furries? What the fuck? You guys are doing a show about furries for furries. And it's not a comedy show. I didn't laugh fucking once. It's there's no jokes. Did you say furtars?

Or furtars? Like an avatar, I don't know. I don't know. Dude, they try to be funny. I know they want to do a comedy show, but they're not doing a comedy show. Listen to track four. So, you know, they pirated all these stations. They didn't, but somebody did it with their thing. And the guy who's like the joke sky on the show, did you know there's a joke sky on the show? No. He fucking can't get over this pirating thing and he goes off on this whole Pirate fucking segue that never lands, but it doesn't stop him from trying play track 4

So you're our shivtb. He's our It is all right to be do what you want cuz a pirate is free cuz apparently we're pirates apparently we're pirates apparently No, we're not uh, so pirates as simply as I can and Is Pirate okay, I'm sorry. It's funny. That's a minute me. It's funny, but it's not your pirate such a Yeah, she really high jacking radio stations all across the US. I see you in New York. So, you know what, why don't we just go on? You can continue now.

I apologize. I just, I couldn't get over the pirate part in the very beginning. Right. Jesus. How about you? Yeah. Like the ear zone voice. That's really all it is.

Yeah. I mean, even the, even as co-hosts, just like, all right. It wasn't funny in the first fucking time. Are we done yet? Are we good? If you go for the audience, if you go to furcast.fm, that's their website, on the page, then this is interesting to me.

I guess I would have expected this, but it still kind of took me by surprise. So if I click on the episode 231 slow motion car crash, which is the one we're reviewing, they have a still from their YouTube video. So they must have like a video version of the podcast or whatever. Yeah, no, this, this streams live. Oh my God. Okay. Well, I should mention that too.

The site is very well done, very well done, very well put together lots of content. They have from the picture of the still from the YouTube, they have a shit ton of equipment. And there, they've got tons of monitors. I mean, it's, I mean, jealous. They have third, yeah. Well, all right. That's a whole other thing. They have 13 monitors. They have an amazing setup.

Right. Yeah, so I was quite impressed by that. But, but the thing I'm not impressed by is the fact that they are not dressed up when they're, when they're doing the shows. You know, it would be so much fun if they're like The other thing I like about the still pictures. There's a dream catcher on the wall on the background. Oh, fucking retires.

Yeah, it looks like they might be liking a grudge or something too, but who knows. But I am very, very jealous of the amount of computing power that they have around them for what is essentially a ridiculous podcast. These guys are professional in every single way, except for when they open their mouths. It's true. They're professional about their broadcasts. They're not funny or interesting, or I can't say that they don't have a format,

because I didn't listen to the whole thing. I guess they read emails and they take calls and do shit. Maybe they have a format. I Can't go through four hours of this nonsense. No, I mean come on one person. What can I do? Get me at one person a cop. I am a but I'm a mortal. I am a mere mortal. I can't put up with this shit But but everything about them is so fucking professional this YouTube stream that they put out, and they air, this podcast airs every Saturday night from 8 to 11. By the way, they're a neighbor of mine.

They're up near Niagara Falls, New York. Oh no shit. I was talking about, on the last show, I was talking about how I went to a wedding in downtown Rochester last year, and there was a furry convention. Guarantee these buttholes were probably in the bathroom with me. I didn't even realize I was I was near these dummies.

If only I could go back in time and smack them around a little bit. It's so funny you say that the jealousy about their setup because I wrote that as a no and actually I'm listening to this last night trying to get ahead of it. Trying to get ahead of it. And I go on YouTube and I start watching their stream, you know, an older episode. And I was fucking blown away. Like, this is an amazing setup. It's better than actual TV shows, radio shows. It's extremely impressive. The one guy is an IT guy, he knows his shit. And so obviously they've done a really nice job, sunk some money into it.

But there's a part in the podcast that I listened to. Kevin, are you just familiar with the Distorted View podcast? No, I've not heard of it. Okay, so Distorted View is a podcast, been around for a decade or so. And it's a comedy show. He goes, so it's like a half an hour show. It's a daily and he'll go through

different news events and things. And the guy on Distorted View got the news about them, about this furcast, hacking these radio stations. So he went off and did a whole segment about it. And then try to follow me here. Furcast was playing clips of distorted view who was then playing clips of furcast. So an inception thing.

It's yeah, it got so confusing. Because, and they were cracking up, they loved it. They thought this distorted view was actually really funny, and I'll play a clip. The guy from Disturred View, he, at one point, he decides that this was probably an ISIS hack. And so, you know, putting a fur cast on these radio stations. So this is the Jokeybakes Play Track 10. ISIS attacks us, have a goddamn Brussels is wiped out. Meanwhile, over there in the US,

they're cutting into a one-direction song to replace it with Ferries talking about Dildos. Not fair, man. So it was pretty funny, but I wanted to play you that because, and this was a long segment, the distorted view guy was going on and on because he watched an entire episode and was laughing his ass off about it Actually, it was funny because the distorted view guy has a pretty good following and he was mother fucking his audience He's like why are you guys so lazy and you're not hacking radio stations to put my podcast on what the fuck? It's exactly what I was thinking. I'm like, why is anybody been

I want w at p on fucking something, you know? Oh w a t They got But we got weather we got sports so and then So the exact same thing that you did and that I did he went on YouTube He saw their setup and immediately got super jealous and this was his take on it referring to his podcast, which has been around for over 10 years compared

to what their setup is. Play track 11. This is chicken shit podcasting compared to what the forecast is up to. Yeah, I mean, if it's anything like our my setup over here is like nothing, you know, and I'm like thinking that it's cool, then I look at this fucking picture and I'm like, good God. Well, and something that we glossed over when I played my track earlier about the radio streaming explained, I don't know if you caught this,

but the way that it was done is somebody hacked into the radio station feed and they played the feed from their mobile app. These guys have a fucking mobile app. Yeah, well that, that isn't, well, I mean, I guess depends on what the app looks like, but I mean, there's a lot of services that I know from doing the podcasting thing now that will, you know, make like on how to the box app. All right. Before you shit all over my point, Gavin. All right. I was in press that they had an app and you know how how did this get made?

Loves to do a second opinion. Second opinion. Yeah. So I was reading the reviews on the their app in the iTunes store. And you know, we thought this podcast kind of sucked donkey dick, but literally, yeah, it sucked fox dick. It fucked fair dick. Who sucks the fox dick?

That's a dumb thing. Okay. So let me just read you some of these reviews. So the first one is a five-star review. OMG, this is the best app ever. Okay, so I didn't think that this is going to be fun or cool at all, but boy was I wrong. This app is a podcast app about furries

and the people who host the 24 hour podcast, well, I'm trying not to spoil it, but it's funny. Hey, did they just say 24 hour podcast. Well, I'm trying not to split, but it's funny. Hey, did they just say 24 hour? Yeah, this, this asshole thinks these people are just broadcasting 24 or 7. It's just, it's just always on. These guys are unbelievable. You'd think they'd pee, but nope. All right, this is, uh, this is another five star review opened app, then heard about Scorpion Penises that stabbed people. Super funny and awesome. Get this app man. Just hope no one knows I have this app. But if you are furry, get this app. I like how you read that. But if you are furry, get this app. I was a little skeptical. No, no, I was a little skeptical at first. But after

listening for a while, I just then couldn't get enough. I love this app and them. I love how all grammar goes out the window when people write reviews. People suck. people suck. I hope nobody finds app, these app is great. This is a funny one. This is a five-star review called Great App. And I always love, I don't know. I love this app, I have it for my iPhone. It's funny, it's great, but it won't open on my iPod. Yeah, there's always somebody who puts like a technical grape.

Yeah, right. Well, yeah, it's like, it's five stars, it's amazing, but it doesn't even work on my device. Yeah, okay. Well, this was five stars last month, but then they did an update, one star now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Those jerk offs should not be allowed to post anything

that I anyone can see. I would love to have a whole faction of society where they think they have a Facebook page and a Twitter page and they think that they're yelping and they're posting all the shit and no one else can see it. Only the other douchebags who are thinking that they're changing the world with their fucking shitty reviews are the only other people who can see it. That'd be awesome. Can we create that technology?

Yeah, we need to come up with a social network and get popular. But then it's called, you don't matter. I was thinking like Whisper book or something. Something that's like everybody thinks it's really, really cool when they get out of there, but they're really not talking to anyone. How about silent space

But we should just like label people as you don't fucking matter to society and everything that they do online No one here is about But how would I complain about today's social injustices if I don't have social injustices if I don't have. Or if you have a book. They're retired. We'll see it. Just us normal people who want to fucking enjoy our lives. So, Cabana, I uploaded an image to our drop box.

And it was from, we were talking early in the show about MCFC, which is the Motor City Forecon. Of course, of course. And I posted a picture into our Dropbox. Can you post it on our website so people can see that? Yeah, yeah, definitely. I'll put it up with the episode post, yeah. That would be awesome.

I do want to talk about that image real quick. It is, it's a big, long shot of all the furries who are at this convention. And it's interesting. You could spend an hour or two just analyzing every fucking character and what the hell is going on here. But the best part about this is that there's out of, I don't know, a hundred or so furries. Maybe more. There's just like a dude who's not dressed up at all. He's just standing there. We're like a big deal. He's not smiling.

He's got no face expression. Yeah. And I was looking at this. I'm like, this guy just photobombed this furry convention. Yeah, he's like, watch this. I'm gonna stare at all these fucking freaks. I want to be that guy so bad. I would just jump in there and be like,

hey, what are you supposed to be? I'm a people, I'm a people furry. I'm just gonna hang out here. There's a lot to look at and I'm looking at it right now. It's, there's a traffic cone in the way. Yeah. You know, I just couldn't, you know, I kind of probably move that out of the way, maybe. And yeah, there's just a whole lot, a whole lot going on.

And what I love about these furries and post on our website, I want people to check this out. What I love about these furries is that most of the costumes probably cost thousands of dollars. Yeah, probably. They're probably incredible. And then you get like these a few homey ones, these guys who are probably poor,

just wanna have friends today out. Like the cripple on the fire, right? It's the worst costume. He must wear a smock that has a picture of a furry. Yeah. These ones too. You're gonna, wait a minute, he's not crippled. Is he? I think he's a city to like a

Yeah, all right, maybe is what I would have what a furry wear a picture of a furry other chest. He would have it were Halloween Yeah, so yeah that picture is amazing I don't want to talk about too many visual things on our podcast because that's annoying, but definitely worth checking out. The other things I learned about was FWA. Are you familiar with that? Uh, fuck.

You would think it would be Furries with Attitude, but no, it's not. It's Ferry Weekend Atlanta. That's another. That's another. That was why you. I think you're talking about Kant. Did you see that person at the Con? Yeah. There's another. That's one. That was why you think you're talking about condes. Did you see that person at the con? There's a lot of contact. And then they have MFF, which sounds like

it sounds like something you'd be like, I am a I am FFF that guy. You know, like mother fucking furries. Yeah. Well, you would think so, but no, it's Midwest furfest. Oh, okay. It's your skygo. Okay. But there was a lot of talk about these furry cons. And do what's the smell like in these places? I gotta think that the most pleasant scent is come. Right. I mean, of all the B.O. and Bullshit.

Oh, I got you. Oh, good. This guy smells like crusty-cold Mike. Mmm. I'm so happy. Look at that bewitching bleach scent. I smell it. I want to think like when they have it catered, like they must go to like whatever holiday

in or whatever. Like we're going to wrench your fucking room out. And they're like, all right, well, you know, what kind of stuff do you need? You need like chafing dishes and like, you know, stuff for like catering. Well, yeah, we have troughs that we're going to bring in for while these troughs going to be for like punch or well, they're for punch and for pissing. So I would you were saying that I was just thinking could you imagine having an Airbnb near the convention? And you know you're right this out there like so the cleaning lady comes three times a day or

how up is your house actually clean? I'm like well no you have it for the weekend we're not we're not going to clean oh that's going to be that's going to be a problem. There is going to be fur and crusty fur everywhere. I'm just really, really interested in how these costumes work and like what the inner workings of these things are. Cause I gotta believe. You know what it sounds like to be Kevin? You're trying to play it off.

You're trying to figure out a way that you could be like, and if you wish you're like, hey, by the way, I bought a furry costume. Right. Just as a goof, I just want to see how it works, you know. And then like a couple weeks later, you'd be like, yeah, no, I'm actually, I'm gonna go to MCFC. Right, exactly.

I just want to goof on these guys, you know. If you want to meet me there, I'll help you the red fox. These fucking assholes. I think I'm already losing you to this. To this hatchet. No, not quite, not quite. I'm way too into the mechanics of it all I just I'm curious I guess as to why yeah curiosity is how it starts oh god

No, that starts my friend. No, I just I like look I I'm whatever I understand people have all kinds of weird sexual blue folks and I'm Carl kind of weird section. Blue Fox and I'm Carl. You're gonna be doing our show with your fucking mascot. Oh, cool. Listen, this puppy's fucking assholes. Oh, shit. It'd be hard to operate the board of my hooves.

Yeah, you think I hit your mic? Sorry, my beak keeps hitting the mic I mean, I really want to know how they how they piss and how they shit and with these We don't come to you, son. You know, it would be fucking amazing. I'm just throwing this out there as I'm just I'm praying that this might happen. So, Furcast played tons of clips from Distorted View. They knew that another podcast was talking about them. If they were to figure out that we were talking about them and they were to listen to this

and be like, wow, these fucking assholes, they have all these questions. I would love to be a guest on the Furcast Show. Oh, God. I would love to. On Furcast Show, and we can ask them all these questions. I would love that. You know, it's even questions. Well, you know what would be even better, actually, is if we had a person that was a member of the WATP squad that like like our own stunt boy who could go to one of these conventions and like oh first hand

you're the stunt boy is that? there's some two of us yeah I mean I am on the west coast and there's a few of them out here so no I just want to know, like... Because these guys got into the end of... It's the wrong way I thought that this podcast was going to be. I thought it was all going to be, you know, cutesy banner and fucking butthole jokes.

And it was all like this militant like, we're not a, you know, it just was... It didn't come off the way I thought it was all like this militant like, we're not, you know, it just was, it didn't come off the way I thought it was going to. I wanted answers to these questions. There were a couple parts where I was actually really proud of the host. He started making a little bit of sense. Play Track 8. Nothing makes you question what you're doing with your life more than something like this. I've questioned my life in general far before this, so. Right, you know, but I, but do you understand what I mean though? Oh, like I had to lie in bed for several nights after this incident and just go,

what the fuck? I didn't. Oh boy, do you know what that's in reference to? Well, he was all upset about these reocations getting hacked with the fur cast. But, um, but I mean, you finally laid in bed and questioned his life. And how did he not come to the conclusion that I would have come to the first night? You're right. It didn't dawn out of it. Yes, you should be reevaluating what's going on. But I like his sidekick there,

just like, ah, I'm like a fuck. I'm like, right. And speaking of that, here's a funny clip. Play track 13, where they start talking about a fetish that this

fucking weirdo thinks is weird. I think there's a fetish for that. There is a fetish fet. A lot of my friends are into it. Yeah, some really weird fetish. No, not really. There's just a lot of people on the... Wrap, okay, wait.

Pause. Not the, you know, actual kinds, but you said you have friends that are into, literally wrapping themselves in Serran wrap or like latex. I'm talking about like bondage. literally wrapping themselves in Serran wrap or like latex. I'm talking about like bondage, like getting wrapped in Serran wrap. That's what they're into, why?

Wait, what? There come funny things in there. So this guy who fucks people in animal costumes is just like, you have some weird fucking friends too. It's like ding ding ding. Yes, he obviously does. There is a fucking furry and then The next thing that was hilarious there was he goes wait a second pause And then he was like not like pause, you know like he WS like he couldn't stop himself cuz pause is like a big thing in the

Fucking furry world. Yeah, that sounds like the dad joke of the furry world. Oh, that is the fucking dad joke. Guys, I think it's time we took a pause on my ass. Oh, my god. Fucking dummies. Even though logo is like a paw. Ah, it's so fucking creepy. Now I can't stop thinking about this kid fucking angle. Yeah.

And it's about me out. Yeah, I mean, you know, it's not, I'm not certainly claiming that, you know, the dudes that run the sh- I have it in them. I'm sorry, no, but I mean. They're right. I'm saying there's only an 80% chance that these guys are good for. I'm fast for claiming that they definitely are. Oh.

I feel like that. I'm just saying everyone on the subreddit and possibly these guys are definitely kid fuckers. Oh, they have a subreddit too. That's right. I see that on their website. Dude, everything has a subreddit. Our first slash forecast. Yeah, I see it. Interesting. It's just odd to me, and I know we've gone, we've talked all this way to, I'm ready to move on, but it's just odd to me that these guys are doing a show. They have a lot going on with their video cast and their studio and their app and their website and chat room and all this crazy crap. And they have zero talent.

It makes me feel like, are we doing something wrong? Should we even be doing a podcast? Just for losers go to fucking, he's their time. Some would say yes. Some would say yes. Oh, I'm gonna go play Salazar. So anyway, I feel like there's a lot of like fetishes out there or whatever.

And I know that they say that this isn't a fetish or whatever, but there's a lot of weird shit out there that's like beyond what I'm aware of in the sexual realm. Like I, you know, I've looked at porn for a very good portion of my life and I I think that I've seen a lot of things and there's a lot of really fucked up things out there But then you know you go to a porn hub or or one of these places and you click the drop down on the categories and it's like I don't know who Who And it's like, I don't know who gets that. Like who decided one day that jerking off on balloon is funny or something.

I don't know if you've seen this new thing. There's this new fetishist out there. It's fucking everywhere. It's crazy. People are just having sex with Prince's dead body. Have you seen this? In the elevator, fucking the shit out of a dead prince. And I'm a Paul

I'm like I watched like seven of those and I'm just like guys. This is crazy This is barely erotic. What do you think it's called the raspberry beret? Very brave I think I came 1999 times So um, so that was for our cast. That was a lot of fun. Sure. I don't know. I don't know. We're going to do this again next week. And, um, next week, we're going to listen to a podcast. And I want to thank our listener, Chiever, for writing us through our website, who are these.com and giving us a suggestion.

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So this should be a very fun one. This guy wrote to us, I like to know, and it's actually pretty funny. He goes, I like to camp. They're actually podcasts about it. Sound interesting? Guess again. This guy's doing his own.

This guy wants to be on the show. Yeah, I know. I'll just, if you got to write a right, it's jokes, I'll just read your jokes. And then he writes, how do these have a following? It's painful. And he sent us two different camping podcasts. But the Girl Camper, one I thought was hilarious.

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