Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep127 - How it Obviously Ends

Episode Date: November 4, 2018

Oh boy, it's another show featuring nonsensical improv comedy. The epidemic is so big that it has even spread to Canada. Speaking of our northern neighbors, Gavin joins the show from Buffalo. I'm pret...ty sure that's in Canada.  After we learn that nonsense tickles Gavin's funnybone, we move on to Opie and Stuttering John. This might be our best Opie segment yet. We listen to him interview crazy people (homeless vets, Gary Busey, etc.) while making it all about him. We also highlight the show's transition to a warm and fuzzy podcast. Yuck.  Homework assignment: purchase bumper stickers from Gavin and super cool tee's and sweatshirts here: https://www.wehavemerch.com/collections/who-are-these-podcasts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Uh, Carl has, uh, one of my favorite podcasts ever. He doesn't create content, he just takes other people shouldn't share it. Cause... Cause a roo! Cause a roo! Slapperoonie! War these podcasts, they do a show about shows. And this is a podcasting expert.
Starting point is 00:00:18 It's hilarious, the show is hilarious. It's show time. Wow, bring in the energy. Hello, bag slappers and cousin ruse, and welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts. The only show that people listen to while shitting at work, I'm your host, Carl, with me this week is Gavin from Buffalo. Hey, Carl, thanks for having me back. Thanks for coming back, Gavin. I'm glad you didn't invest in a microphone.
Starting point is 00:00:57 Sound great. Yeah, I apologize. Thanks, Shawn. I'm gonna shitty headset. If you would like to support the show, please buy our merchandise. Go to WhoAreThese.com, click the link over to our wehavemerch.com page.
Starting point is 00:01:08 Don't forget to leave us a voicemail, 585-612-1388. I have a bunch of voicemails to get to today. Email the show, WATP show, a Gmail. Don't forget to give us a five star review on iTunes and then shit all over us in the comments section. I have a bunch of new comments to talk about later today. But first Gavin and I will be reviewing a podcast called How it obviously ends.
Starting point is 00:01:33 This came in from Ryan, who also wanted us to bring back dorkles. So that's going back a little ways. Gavin and I have both listened to the show separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. We have a podcast hosted by Craig and Danny. And for the episode that we listened to, they bring on a guest host, Michael. And so these three guys are doing this show.
Starting point is 00:01:58 What do you think, Gavin? I thought they had a good format, actually. I thought it was pretty well done. It's definitely an interesting concept, kind of like WATP, where I don't think they can keep going with this concept, right? I agree. I thought that the premise of the show was outstanding.
Starting point is 00:02:15 Do you have a clip that kind of sums up the premise? Yeah, absolutely. My first clip. That was good. And anyway, so now it's time to introduce, I believe, our guest to the show. Great idea. With us today is Mike.
Starting point is 00:02:28 Hey guys, thrilled to be here. Good. Would you be a deer and describe the format of our show for new listeners? Absolutely. Sure. It's a fun game show podcast released I think once a week. The premise is this. We kind of fell off that way.
Starting point is 00:02:44 We've been saying week, but it's more like month these days right probably we should just say like we Regular right is that a safe and why is that though? Why why did the frequency? Some you know it's hard dealing with a difficult co-host sometimes it's so No, but you can continue still talking about this we about this? We watched the first half of a movie. We all predict how we think the movie will end. Yes, correct. Can you please tell people what movie we're watching? Playing for keeps.
Starting point is 00:03:13 Yes. OK. My clip editing has to be sharp. And this is only episode two for me. That's fine. They actually, that's a good clip because it not only explains what the show is about. It also gives you a glimpse into their stick
Starting point is 00:03:27 that they do where it's non-stop, sticky improv comedy bullshit. And I'm looking forward to getting into that. But first, I wanna say they watch half of a movie, they actually kind of summarize what the movie is and leading up to it and then they predict how it will end and then they go back and watch the second half and determine who won and lost.
Starting point is 00:03:48 I think that's a great format. I really like that a lot. It's fun. Yeah, it seems like it gives them a lot of room to work with, right? Right. And the movie they picked is this terrible Harvey Weinstein movie from the 80s that no one's ever seen. Bad 80s movies.
Starting point is 00:04:03 That's my favorite kind of movie. I know, me too. Those are great. I'm a sucker for it. I gotta give a shout out to good, what is it called? Good Times Great Movies or whatever that podcast was that Jen and I reviewed, the hosts sent me
Starting point is 00:04:18 that can't stop the music movie DVD in the mail. Oh, after we reviewed his show. So keep sending gifts after I should out to you people. That's fantastic. I like that precedent. That's a good one to say. You can send all my gifts to Carl. He'll route them to me.
Starting point is 00:04:33 Exactly. Please. There you go. Yeah. The pipe bombs and everything else you want to send to Gavid can go right to me. So I thought this was a decent promise. I will tell you that it was semi-injoyable to hear them doing their spiel where they're
Starting point is 00:04:48 like, okay, this is what I think is going to happen next. I didn't really clip any of those pieces. Do you have any parts that you thought were compelling from that? I did clip them, but honestly, after playing a 52 second long one, I'm not sure if you've got to get in right to them. I think the fun part of it. Get some self-confidence, stupid, come on. The fun part about the guys was the,
Starting point is 00:05:09 just some of the deadpinning. So they half their podcast is the premise, right? And the other half is filled with a whole bunch of filler skits. I don't even know what's half. Yeah, it's mostly bits. Mostly bits. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:23 A lot of them, they drop pretty heavy. You know, they just like, oh, okay. But there's a couple that were funny. Okay. I made it. I made dry. I'm all ears. There was a couple that were funny. Let me play you. Let me play a couple of these bits. Play, you want the funny one? You want to say that one. Save that one. All right. Because I taught was funny. Because I'll tell you, I was listening to the show. It got off to such a rough start that they kind of lost me and there was no way I was going to start laughing at any of their bits.
Starting point is 00:05:54 They started off, this is bit number one. The first time I listened, I had nothing, I didn't understand what was happening. I'm like, what is the podcast about? What are we getting to it? Yeah, right. But then I listened to, you have to listen to a couple of times to do the show, right?
Starting point is 00:06:08 So then I just said, okay, all right, this is just, I figured it out. All right, go ahead, play a clip. Well, right, it starts off, they have this premise, how it obviously ends, which is like, Gamma and I both said, really good show format, but they barely do that. They just use it as an excuse to do their shitty improv.
Starting point is 00:06:24 This is them setting up their first bit. It's music. Of course, it's music, it's beautiful music, but I'm wondering if this is possibly incriminating us. Incriminating in what way? Well, we may have revealed a bit too much about this. I'm sorry to think, you know,
Starting point is 00:06:41 it got us into a bit of trouble, but that school. Go on. Well, yeah, I don't know if we should be got us into a bit of trouble, but that school... Go on. Well, yeah, I don't know if we should be playing it anymore, you know, Oh, because of this school. Well, they're trying to find us and it's kind of becoming, you know, it's a problem. Uh-huh. But I'm thinking there's a way to get around it. Oh, I'm all ears, please.
Starting point is 00:06:57 Okay, let me try this. This is a phone call, yeah, let me try it, there's a guy. Oh, are you calling a guy? What is going on here? Thank you, Cobra Commander. This is how the show starts. This is the first thing that happens out of the gate. You have this noise happening on a piano and they go out of the we can play that. It's incriminating and apparently they
Starting point is 00:07:16 broken to a school and pounded down a piano and recorded it. It's all part of their stick. The improv stick to set up the prank call and it it it takes a long time to get to a single And record it. It's all part of their stick, the improv stick to set up the print call. And it takes a long time to get to a single chuckle, right? I want to say laugh. It takes five minutes to get a little. Well, so then, yeah, so then they call this guy. Kevin, so you're calling this a print call?
Starting point is 00:07:41 Yeah, but I've got the full print call on that clip. So you don't think this is out just their body. I don't because I did other other episodes. Oh, okay. I did check other episodes. I don't like that you do the research. That's good. Okay. They got a they got a little bit of a format, right? So the movie part obviously is in every part. Even some of the the bits they do are recurring bits.
Starting point is 00:08:02 So this Brenda woman is fictional character. She's pitching a shitty product. Brenda's baby update. That is carried through multiple episodes. Okay. They keep coming back to the same thing, but they twist this each get a little bit each time. So there's consistency and format. So points for that. Gotcha. Some of the stuff isn't that funny. So there are various prank calls and one guy immediately goes, you guys are just, you're massive with me, I get it. And it was kind of, you know, all right, so this is, they didn't get through. So this is the prank to this guy, Kevin, who they're, they're talking to him about his legal advice for what they should do about this fact
Starting point is 00:08:37 that they broke into a school and gave cocaine to teenagers. I don't know. I mean, forget about it. Hello. Hi, uh, Kevin. Yes, forget about it. Hello. Hi, Kevin. That's me. Thanks for thanks for joining us on such short notice. Do you prefer to go by Kevin or should we just if you want to just use your initials, that's just because we're going to may talk about like illegal stuff, potentially. I'm good with whatever you like, you know, illegal stuff in whatever.
Starting point is 00:09:04 What about regard? Okay. So I guess the reason we're like, you know. The illegal stuff in left-right-man world regarding. Okay, so I guess the reason we're calling, we've been having this problem, you may know with the, are some of the music that we use, like some recording that we've used on the show in the past with like one of our licensing guys, and we've like, we're kind of in trouble, I guess. So we're hoping to get your, like, pick pick your brain and like hopefully you can help us. I mean this is something not I mean licensing stuff I don't know. This is what I hate about this style of improv and I've heard that other shows recently. I can hear them thinking. It's not a conversation if you're going yeah, we were listening to this music. And is there, and then this call just goes nowhere very fast.
Starting point is 00:09:52 They're just stumbling to have a conversation. I thought you were, I thought, how did we get connected? Well, I don't know, that's what I'm trying to do the math on here. Okay. Is, do you have it, okay, let's just keep this general then. Do you have any tips on how you might be able to like, press someone on like, if we're having,
Starting point is 00:10:08 in general terms, like, even if you don't know this guy, you know? Dude, I have no idea what you're talking about. So we need to get some details here, or I mean, it's just, it's gonna go nowhere. Check out the big brain on bread! It's a Canadian prank call. These guys are from Toronto. Oh, are they?
Starting point is 00:10:24 Is that why I'm not understanding? It's a polite prank call. It's a cultural thing. It's a Canadian prank call. These guys are from Toronto. Oh, are they? Is that why I'm not understanding? It's a polite prank call. It's a cultural thing. It's a cultural thing. The culture thing. It's me. I'm a tease you, but I'm not gonna offend you. Very odd call that goes nowhere.
Starting point is 00:10:37 There's nothing interesting about it. And I guess I didn't realize because I haven't listened to multiple episodes that that's what that bit was. They just try to confuse them. One time my friends got in a fight outside of a bar and I tried to diffuse the situation. It was just too drunk and all I could do is this guy is really angry. It's just, hey, let's just say weird things to him and confuse him.
Starting point is 00:10:58 So just say, you want bang dicks? You're trying to bang dicks with this guy? What's going on? And he looked at me like, I'm not gay. I'm a fight. Yeah. So gay. I'm over to fight. Yeah, but. So get it. Get it. Get it. Get it.
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Starting point is 00:11:37 That makes sense. Yeah, it's tough hard though, logistically. Here's the setup of their second bit, and it just goes bit to bit to bit to bit. They obviously have this all planned out. Here's the setup of their second bit and it just goes bit to bit to bit to bit. They obviously have this all planned out Here's the the setup as you know we've been combating this sort of tide of One-star shitty one-star ratings. Yes many of our fans seem to have it up for us So I heard this setup and I said oh I want to want star ratings I can relate to these guys. They must be like me with over 300 one star ratings.
Starting point is 00:12:07 So I go on their page, they have 13 ratings total, which means they have 12 friends because one of them is a one star review. They have it one single one star, they're fucking amateurs when it comes to one star reviews. They have no idea, but anyway, this is up this bit and they say that when you get a one-star reviews. They have no idea. But anyway, let's have this bit. And they say that when you get a one-star review, we have this software.
Starting point is 00:12:30 And we can figure out who these people are, right? Remember this bit? That's their slow Canadian comedy, right? This is the improv. They can figure out who these people are because of the software that they have. And not only that, but they can somehow listen to them through their smartphone, and then they play this gag.
Starting point is 00:12:51 And part two of the service is pretty cool. You wanna, you wanna listen to it? Oh, yes. Okay, let me play, let me play this. Skrrrsksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksk They just do that clip out of nowhere. It doesn't make any sense and then they explain what that is. User, eternal love 1987. Okay. A.K.A. Paul from Southampton, England. Oh, and that's him masturbating. He coughs. He coughs enough a lot for masturbating. And by the way, Paul, I give you your masturbating a one star. What do you think?
Starting point is 00:13:45 Yes, one I agree. One star. Think about it. Would this be interesting to you? What do you listen to this? Thank you, Bonnie. So the, I got this, this, the style, which I don't know if we can touch on or not, but it's a deadpan delivery, right? The don't laugh. Don't, don't respond. Let's just go through. Right. And so in that case, when you listen to the collective whole, right, there's some bad skits, there are, you know, bits, they're actually punched up by the laugh, right? Like, sure, you watching Jimmy Fallon on SNL. Yeah, it could be a terrible, not funny skit when he starts cracking and stuff. We break it up. That kind of adds to it. So I give him points for they stick to their, their stick, which is deadpan delivery.
Starting point is 00:14:29 Hey, Gavin, not to show on your point, but at the end of the show, they start doing this medlib style wrapping, this horror core wrap, and they start cracking each other up. This is them breaking, as you mentioned. All right, all right. Because this is so funny to them. Again, they're mad lipping a rap song. And then, I think that's a great start. And then I was thinking even scary
Starting point is 00:14:58 might be like, I don't know if it's called like horror core rap or, you know, that kind of stuff. Okay. Would they rap about killing that kind of stuff, you know, that kind of stuff. Okay. Would they wrap a bat like killing and that kind of stuff, you know, like bad things, like like that. You're gonna have bad things like killing? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:11 Yeah. Yeah. You're right, it's few and far between when they actually laugh. They do keep a deadpan until they start actually going through this bit. I'm a psycho killer and I don't have a car. He said,
Starting point is 00:15:28 he's a dude. He's a dude. He's a dude. He's a dude. He's a dude. He's a dude. He's a dude. He's a dude.
Starting point is 00:15:35 He's a dude. He's a dude. He's a dude. He's a dude. He's a dude. He's a dude. He's a dude. He's a dude.
Starting point is 00:15:43 He's a dude. He's a dude. He's a dude. He's a dude. He's a dude. I'd be like, hey, I'm going to break into your house. Like, what, am I? Did I miss? Maybe it was the bad delivery of the rest, but I did enjoy that. You did enjoy that. Did you have any, did you have any other bits
Starting point is 00:15:55 that you wanted to play that you enjoyed? All of a sudden, my fanboy, and I'm going to move up their Toronto and be one of the hosers here. Go ahead and play seven. Good, seven. Okay, so you know those services that you take your pets fur and you turn it into a sweater, you gather the fur and you give it to these people and they make us sweat out of your pet in case it ever something that happens to.
Starting point is 00:16:15 Okay, I know about it now. Got it. So the service the Brenda's offering is kind of like that, but it's for couples that are in love. That's nice. So it's kind of like a cute way to keep your boo. Am I saying that right? Boo.
Starting point is 00:16:28 I believe that's what they say. Yeah, with you. Even when you're apart, God forbid. Right. God forbid. So you mail her your used rubbers, you know? And she suffers. Yeah, so she melts them down, like the actual rubber
Starting point is 00:16:43 and the residue. OK. OK. And you don't want to talk about when I like the actual rubber and the residue. Okay. Okay, and you don't want to talk about when I say the residue right in the... Gotcha. You know, yeah. Yeah, wink. So in the microwave and then she turns the stuff into a variety of products. Boring.
Starting point is 00:16:55 For the couple, for being a part. Well, you know what I have high hopes in this product is better than the rest. She's pushing, the one she's pushing is the lip balm. Oh, but she also has a very strong, excellent solution and nasal spray and the ink refills. Little of them, there's a lot of stuff you're putting into your body. It seems like the lip balm,
Starting point is 00:17:16 the ink refills. Sorry, that is you, rubber. And you like that so they take, they take, use rubber, they put it in the microwave and then it's lip balm. This is one of the sticks where they sell a shitty product. It takes a long time to get there. It really does. So you like anything that's just nonsense words thrown together that makes zero sense. This is this is comedy to you. I'm my I get giggled. I get giggled. Wow. I'm surprised. I thought we were going to be on the same page on this one. I know. I don't think we are. I don't think we are.
Starting point is 00:17:46 They talk about, so that is this product idea and then they go into, oh, you know, we're selling a new product. And of course, oh, that was bad. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, this is always good. You always wanna talk about the fact that you're selling adult diapers because comedy just takes care of itself from there.
Starting point is 00:18:03 Here is the setup to this bit. So we unleashed our first product. It's adult diapers. Our faces are on them and when they get wet, they go from my face to Danny's face. So I decided to reach out to some buyers and get their reviews on the product. Reviews are important too,
Starting point is 00:18:23 because they can make or break your product. So, Gavin, you found one of this. They have adult diapers, where there's a picture of one of the guys' faces on the diaper, and then when you pee, the picture turns into the other guy's face. I feel like you're speaking of faces.
Starting point is 00:18:37 I feel like you're throwing this back in my face. Like, you thought this was funny here? Some horrible shit. That's exactly right. I'm also talking to all the Hollywood handbook fans out there. Did you hear a review of that show? Yes, of course I know all your shame I don't know you never listen to Hollywood handbook, but it's the exact same thing if I Assume that anyone who likes that show has to like this show too because you can just talk about nonsense
Starting point is 00:19:00 Yeah, we're so to dull diapers Ha ha ha in that funny and And so then they get into this reviews that are coming in. And the one guy does a callback to the previous bit. Remember we were talking about the one star reviews. So he's quick on the draw here. But upon opening the extremely heavy package, I realized they were already drenched in urine, one star.
Starting point is 00:19:23 The one star, Jesus, again, okay, we'll figure out who he is, because we have that software to get a, you know, that's not a problem, and we can, we'll change this the star. But did we do the, are we selling them by weight? Is that why, because that's a, you know what, I left it up to sort of a film company to write. All right, I learned, let me, let me just talk about the, I'm wrapping this up. This is the big payoff of this adult diaper gag that they're doing.
Starting point is 00:19:52 I bought these diapers for my six month old. And remember, this is a review that they're reading that's coming in about the product that they're selling to all their ones of listeners. You have to dispel, boy for a second here. I bought these diapers for my six month old boy as they were much cheaper than the name brand ones. That's cute little little little guy. Yeah, upon soiling one, he began to cry uncontrollably. Whatever cheap materials were used burned my son's penis so badly, he had to
Starting point is 00:20:21 be forcibly circumcised to save it one star. Okay. I just want to back up and try to understand this gag, Gavin. They're they're selling adult diapers, right? But this guy bought one for his six month old baby. And then the material that these diapers are made out of is so poorly constructed that somehow it burned the baby's penis off. I don't even know how to make it fun. This is actually a great gag.
Starting point is 00:20:49 That's a perfectly crafted joke. It's fun for the whole family. Everyone can get into it. I'm gonna break down the fourth wall. I'm going to see my mom tomorrow for her birthday. I'm gonna tell her that joke. That's her kind of humor right there. Anything dealing with the genitilia of babies and penis is getting burned off a six month old
Starting point is 00:21:11 hilarity. Always good. Always so popular. What the fuck are they talking about? All right, okay. What else you got? You got some clips that you enjoyed here? You know, I think we focus on the first half, right? Yeah. Other show, right? So let's think about it. I do think I want to hear what your take is on their editing. If you listen to the second half, they've got a lot of stuff. I have that.
Starting point is 00:21:34 Well, maybe we're talking about different things. I'm on the good side of it. Whereas when they get to the movie, right, how do you take a podcast, which they've wasted, it's maybe 48 minutes, they've wasted 30 some minutes on these beds, right? Oh, at 21 minutes in at 21 minutes in the heaven list they haven't talked about the movie yet at all. They say this and then there's just one more thing before we can move on, which is, ah, I can't fucking take it. We've gone through eight of their fucking bits at this point. And then like, okay,
Starting point is 00:22:03 we just got one more thing. I'm like, I thought you guys were gonna talk about this movie and how it might add. It's a good premise. You just can't get there. But anyway, yes. Got my point on the premise is, how do you deliver that? How do you bring your listeners along with you? Right.
Starting point is 00:22:17 So I thought they did a very good job. They jammed a whole bunch. So their format is, talk about the movie real quick. They jam a whole bunch of audio clips from the movie, right, fast cuts, fast cuts. Then they actually each sort of recap in their own words how the movie went. I was very much impressed by that part.
Starting point is 00:22:33 At first I thought they were just playing the trailer because like you said, it's just fast cuts of like this line from the movie, this line from the movie, scene, scene, scene, but they, I think they put that all together. So, as I was gonna say, I've never seen this movie, but somebody who's listening to it, you kind of like, you got all the main points. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:48 Right. Then they filled in all the gaps with a little bit of back and forth between the three guests. Right. Right. Then they go into predictions, into predictions are kind of silly, like some, you know, some real one, some stupid ones. Sure. Then they do the same thing on the second half of the movie.
Starting point is 00:23:01 They put all the clips together, right, And then they recap the second half for you, and then they score themselves. Right. So that part, as we go back to the beginning of the conversation, the premise is actually pretty good and they delivered on it, but they just ruined the podcast with the first half. You liked it.
Starting point is 00:23:16 So maybe they didn't ruin it. I thought it was hot garbage, but. Oh, because I just don't get that kind of humor, where you just say random nonsense and you're supposed to laugh at that. But whatever, I mean, yeah, maybe that's great. But I totally agree with you. I give them high, high marks for the editing,
Starting point is 00:23:33 the production value. They seem to put a lot of effort into the show, which, stuttering genre, you listening, putting effort into a show, making it, I got some shit on stuttering jazz later. But anyway, yeah, I was impressed by that. I thought they did a really nice job. I wish they would have just gotten to it sooner
Starting point is 00:23:49 because a listener like me who's listening to 80 million podcasts in a month's time, just trying to figure out what they like, you're never gonna get to that part. They weren't just sitting in a bar on the street, just randomly. Who would do that? Who would just walk around the street or hang out in a bar around the street just randomly. Who would do that? Who would just walk around the street
Starting point is 00:24:06 or hang out in a bar? They understand how to do a podcast, right? I mean, it'd be funny for you or for parts, you know, it may not be funny, but they do a good podcast. But given you say, you say that they're not walking around on the street or sitting in a bar, but I don't think that anyone does that, right?
Starting point is 00:24:24 I mean, that would be, you have to be an idiot. You have to be an idiot. You have to be fucking retarded. I think that would make a good podcast. Right, okay. So that was just a weird thing that you sat down and had nothing to do with anything. I was taking the most absurd thing, you know,
Starting point is 00:24:36 when you're trying to make a point, you gotta go with the extremes. After they do the whole movie thing that Gavin just explained, do you have any clips you wanna play that summarized any of that? I'll give you one. Yeah Where is it right clip number four? Okay. This is I'm recapping the first half of the movie I think we've already played the movie clips. I do have that but that's not worth it for your listeners Let's just go right into them sort of recapping. Okay. Yeah now head of the town who also happens to be on this
Starting point is 00:25:04 The mayor more or less. Yeah, now head of the town who also happens to be on this mayor more or less. Yeah, he's He comes by and he offers to buy the hotel for 11,000 dollars. Yeah, which sucks They and spikes and silk though are like let's do it. They're down and then he's like no the hotel We ain't gonna sell the hotel because he's an Italian American and he has that candy Spirit they keep the hotel they fix fix it or fix it up. The Chloe girl decides she's going to move into the hotel and that's where we paused. And now we get to the predict meet of the podcast sandwich. So guest, please tell us your prediction.
Starting point is 00:25:39 Yes. Okay. So there's a production. They have a music bad going behind it. You kind of know which segment you're in because they do a nice job of putting in a music pad underneath them when they're doing these parts When he quotes the one guy when he said no, we ain't going to sell the hotel. I've giggled every time I've heard that Wow, I don't know. I it's a no no one you're a fan of waddp. You're easily amused
Starting point is 00:26:01 I am so I want to talk about their editing and I give them a lot of credit because it's one of the things I've railed about quite a bit on this show. Podcasters will record, they'll never go back and listen, they'll just upload it. It's like, dude, just go back and listen to it and edit some shit out.
Starting point is 00:26:19 Here is a bit, after they do the whole part of the show that's actually the meat of the show, In their words, they start doing bits again. And this is them setting up yet another bit. If you recall last episode, you were doing some gross spitting or something like that in the season. That's correct. For some reason? Because I won the spitting contest, yes. Yeah, whatever. Oh, the yes-ending. I don't know, I don't know what your relationship is with improv comedy, but every time I hear that kind of nonsense, it pisses me off. So, remember last week you were spinning in the studio?
Starting point is 00:26:53 Oh, yeah, yeah, I was spinning contest. Like they have to like keep the fucking narrative going. And I would just be like, no, I wasn't spinning in the studio, it's fucking retarded. What else you got? Did you run anything down? Do you have a joke? Anyway, this is, so that's the setup.
Starting point is 00:27:08 And then he explains that there is a genetic testing site that he was trying to woo as a sponsor to the show. So again, just more random nonsense. And so that's the spot. So I was trying to court a sponsor recently, just to get a bit of, you know, one of the genetic testing sites actually I used your spit. Oh, you're spit analyzed.
Starting point is 00:27:30 I thought it'd be like a goodwill gesture. Oh, yeah, yeah. You know, use their product anyway. So we got the guy spit analyzed by this genetic testing. That's the set up to the gag. But what I wanted to point out about this clip is now you heard earlier, I was playing those bits where they're thinking through the conversation and it's a lot of stammering and thinking.
Starting point is 00:27:52 I don't know what this guy did, but he obviously fucked this up so badly. He had to go back and edit it. I'm going to zoom in on a couple of parts that you just heard and you could hear this. Add it. Here's the first one. You know what? What are the? So that's the same guy talking. You can hear this at it. Here's the first one. You know what? What are the? So that's the same guy talking. You can hear it fade up.
Starting point is 00:28:07 He cut out wherever it went into nonsense land and then fade it up the next part. You know what? What are the? And then here's another exit. Can you hear that? I mean, I'm looking at a very tighted piece here. Is that what you're saying?
Starting point is 00:28:18 No, I'm just thinking about what do you do with all your time? Like, you're really zeroed in this. I'm just worried about your personal life. It's not going well. It's not going well, Gavin. I'm my mind's left. It's mostly reading hate tweets
Starting point is 00:28:33 and zooming in on people's podcasts to figure out where they edited it. I hear the other edit that I picked up just from that little clip right there. Sites actually. I use yours. All right, what's interesting about this is that the way he edits this, he actually overlaps
Starting point is 00:28:47 himself talking, which can't be done in real life, so it's an obvious edit. If someone talks over another person that happens all the time, but listen, it's the same guy. Sites actually. I use yours. It's very obviously edited. Put a little fucking room in there. Let it breathe for a second. Anyway, I appreciate that they had it.
Starting point is 00:29:05 Here's the final payoff, yeah, God. I'm just thinking, you know, hopefully you're not gonna judge my clips because I got my first editing software just recently. I was like, oh, this is confusing. There's lines and there's little bars and they're moving. This is, I'm silently judging you all the time. You just openly judge, because I do to you.
Starting point is 00:29:25 All right, well that's true. Here is the payoff to this whole, I got this genetic testing from your spit gag. So it turns out that you have a brain disorder, uh-oh, which it kind of like clouds your cognitive abilities, I suppose. And it makes a thinking basically impossible for you. So anyway, I guess I would like to apologize to you,
Starting point is 00:29:47 because I've made some ignorant comments to you over the... I guess the last year or however long we've done this podcast? Yes. And I probably... I may have come across being insensitive or insulting or whatever. Um... I just... I had no idea. So I apologize.
Starting point is 00:30:00 I appreciate that. I didn't want to say anything, because you know... I didn't think you knew. What is this garbage? How do they have a podcast? This is bullshit. This is the, no, it's not Canadian. This is, I don't know what this improv thing is.
Starting point is 00:30:15 It's, I've heard that a lot of these podcasts, Dick Masterson last week when he was on the show, talked about this UCB training, you know, operate citizens were gay, because he used to do that out in LA. And it's this yes-and-ing nonsense. We're getting, if you and I were doing an improv skit right now, I could be like, so, Gavin, I heard about your amazingly
Starting point is 00:30:35 tiny penis. How's that going for you? Oh, yes, I do have an amazing... Right, you have to do that. That's all I would do is just insult people and make them have to go along with that. That would be funny. All I could think of is Michael Scott
Starting point is 00:30:49 and he kept pulling out the gun in the office. Yeah, right. It's infuriating to me, is it's not well done, it's not clever, it's not interesting. Anyone can do this. Anyone can do what they're doing in my humble opinion.
Starting point is 00:31:04 You wonder why I know, right? Ask him the same question. what they're doing in my humble, humble opinion. You wonder why I know, right? Ask him the same question. Gavin, what else you got on our friends here? What's the call of how it obviously ends? Well, I think we nailed them, and I know there's a section coming up where I think we both have a lot of material.
Starting point is 00:31:22 Oh, so you're ready to move on. What's that? You're ready to move on? What's that? You're ready to move on? No, we can if you want. But again, format, they stick to the format, you know, you talk about editing format and that's some of the critique. So they do have some of those pieces, right? I mean, you have a good format, right? You review a podcast, you go to your OP segment. It's an amazing format. You make some insignificant comment about or some comment about some insignificant reference that you got somewhere else.
Starting point is 00:31:47 Speaking of which earlier this week and the Anthony Kumia show Anthony brought up w ATP again and I do have to play you this clip because what happened earlier this week is Jim and Sam on Series X tab Jim Norton and Sam Roberts got resigned to a three year contract and that started a whole Twitter war between OP and Jimmy and, well, Ant's not on Twitter, but Ant was talking shit about OP on his show both on Monday and Tuesday, which was a lot of fun for me. And this is Anthony in the midst of his OP bashing. He's literally chip.
Starting point is 00:32:25 I listened to one of those fucking, who are these podcasts? Again, I love them. Check it out. And there's one point where he goes, OP-A actually had kind of a good joke. Like it was kind of okay. It passed. It passes. As like for OP, it's fucking amazing.
Starting point is 00:32:43 But it was a good joke. And he goes and look, like he's had a second again. Well, yeah, again. And then there was another one where Florentine told a joke and opi, like minutes later, takes the exact same joke and Florentine is, oh, yeah. Let me remind everyone what Anthony's talking about there. Jeff Poratid went to the Dolphins home opener. And if you remember this from week one, Gavin, that game lasted seven hours because of lightning delays. Yep. And Poratid was there and he was talking about
Starting point is 00:33:20 how annoying it was. He's putting on suntan lotion and they have a lightning delay. It didn't make any sense to him So he actually comes out with a pretty funny joke about it Mike, what the fuck is going on? How about was somebody get killed by lightning and I put ball game for him? And then we'll make a rule It's never happened before To somebody. Yeah, I want to get shocked by lightning in a state people fall off the fucking top level all the time
Starting point is 00:33:41 That's fine. That's fine You know what I'm gonna? So just to remind everyone again, Florentine says that, which is a funny joke, and then OP, a minute and 37 seconds later, decided he came up with this joke. What the fuck with the lightning delays in it? And I don't think we've lost one yet. No.
Starting point is 00:33:59 Don't they change the rules after they lose a person or two? Yeah, that's what they usually have. Usually they wait. They change a board. It's like, yeah, yeah, that's what I was just talking about on your show to you. You fucking dummy. So I guess that means that it's time for... OPRADIO.
Starting point is 00:34:17 OPRADIO OPRADIO POTCUS OPRADIO POTCUS Yeah, I'm excited about this segment. I think it's gonna be We listen to episodes 51 52 53 They're just banging them out right now. They even put out a sizzle reel. Did you hear the sizzle reel they put out? That is just the most god awful thing I've ever heard. What are they doing?
Starting point is 00:34:50 They put out a four minute long sizzle reel episode just to promote how awesome the show is going. And this was so telling. This is how the sizzle reel starts off. With legendary on air personality, Greg O.B.U.'s it's not what you think it's funny it's smart and it's full of great guests It's not what you think it's funny and smart and there's good guests They have to tell you what they tell you but this is what you need to think but what do you think? What do they think that we were thinking he says it it's not what you think. It's actually entertaining.
Starting point is 00:35:26 Why would you say that? That's, you obviously understand there's a problem here that OP is not an entertaining broadcaster. There's only 50 other episodes before that until they got to the point where they're like, it's not what you think, it's funny. Exactly, well, what's happening is, and Anthony pointed this out, I'm not the first to say this
Starting point is 00:35:46 But what OP is doing right now and we talked about it last week when he set up the new voicemail line and Joey's on there being all defensive. Hey, you know Call in but only if you like to show we don't want to hear from the haters. Don't shit on us We just want to hear from the fans. He's creating this new environment, Opia's, where it's like a big, friendly, group hug podcast. I wrote this down here. It's literally the my little pony of podcasting now. That's what Opia has become.
Starting point is 00:36:17 Did you clip the Opia's neighborhood song? Because that made me wonder. I did not. I did not. You don't have that either. He doesn't episode where he's just walking around his neighborhood and talking to homeless people and yeah, it's got this really cheesy Mr. Rogers theme going on, but he's he's trying very hard to get rid of his old persona of being OP the destroyer. He's changing his name now to Greg Hughes, and it's OP radio, but it's not what you think.
Starting point is 00:36:47 It's a lot of fun, and it's a great gag, and we're all just having fun. I'm a human being, I'm a normal gag. Right, yeah, he's trying to, lovable. He's trying to change who he is in this sizzle reel. It's so great, this sizzle reel, you have to listen, it's four minutes long.
Starting point is 00:37:02 They're trying to play all the highlights from the first 50 episodes. You get y'all excited about this podcast, and how great it is. This is one of the highlights This is when Jim Foran team again was on the show. This was the highlight from the interview Jim Foran team walking in with all his Nike gear Wow, he's got Nike gear from head to toe. That was the highlight of Jim Fordy, man, the show. You observing his clothing? Wow, I can't wait to watch that and hear about his Nike gear.
Starting point is 00:37:30 And you can't even watch it, it's just a podcast. And he's talking about his Nike gear. I couldn't think of something more boring. That was the clip that they pulled to say, this is a way I gotta listen to OPI radio. He's talking to Jim Forentine, a very funny comedian who's done a lot of voice over work and you're probably known from cranky anchors and all these things. No, no, no's not. He's not. He's not. He's not. He's not. He's not.
Starting point is 00:37:46 He's not. He's not. He's not. He's not. He's not. He's not. He's not. He's not.
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Starting point is 00:38:20 what's going on here. Well, look here. It's time to podcast again live from Times Square! It's all be radio! And this again, this is this transition into this new version of him. It's all cute and fun. It's like the Alan DeGeneres show.
Starting point is 00:38:36 He's like fucking dancing coming out. Look here, it's time to podcast! The fuck is going on there? All right, so my little pony gets off to a rough start there and then Opie spends the first seven minutes of the show Talking about Gary Busy before Gary Busy comes on which is nonsensical to me He's like, hey, did you know he's talking to his producer Mike? He's going, hey Mike, did you know that Gary Bucy started in this movie? And you know what it is?
Starting point is 00:39:06 Is motorcycle accident? This happened? That happened? Like, Jesus Christ, these are things you would just talk to Gary Bucy about. And then in the middle of him rambling on and on about all the fucking Wikipedia facts, he looked up about Gary Bucy. This happens. And it just shows you how well run this show is when the guest just walks in the cubicle on them And he had the choice to join the spiritual realm or return to earth. He basically was ready to uh to stay where he was
Starting point is 00:39:34 Gary Bucy. I'm talking about you right now. You just walk in. Are you kidding me? I know you were talking about me. Yeah, of was talking about you. Is that your wife Stephanie? Hi, Stephanie. Okay, so that's not well run. And all, you think there'd be a person who would maybe motion the grad case of guest is here. And hey, all right, now we got coming into the studio. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:39:57 Did you guys already talk about it at some point? Well, where did I hear this right? Where he liked to keep his guest waiting as a power move? Well, when he had comedians on, he did that with Jackie, the joke band, a couple of weeks ago, when he has comedians on, then he fucks them over. When he has celebrity guests though,
Starting point is 00:40:15 they should be able to come right into the studio. They probably have other things to do. He fit on that scale. That's a good place. That's a good point. I know. He's a crazy mad man. He's got a little somewhere in that middle range. He's a good point. That's a good point. I know. Crazy madman. He's got a little, you know, somewhere in that middle range. He's a good guest. He's definitely a good guest in a good gap. But did you clip the part
Starting point is 00:40:32 as he tries to get into the room? Yeah. Actually, so Gavin and I don't talk about what we're going to do before the show. But Gavin did send me a note and said, you got to, you got to clip these parts where they have to force Gary Bucy to come in and talk to Opie. This is so funny. Gary Bucy looks around and sees the scenario of this cubicle slash studio and it doesn't know what to make of it. And I traded. He's a little crazy. Trailing off your last week's episode w a t p We're talking about cats. I don't know if you've ever tried to put a cat into a cat carrier that doesn't want to get all yeah Okay, that's a permanent analogy
Starting point is 00:41:12 That's scary but you see just holding on to both sides of the cube because they're pushing him He's holding the door and he's not coming in So somebody's behind of getting scratched in Claude and they're just jamming him into the cube and this goes on for Two and a half minutes here's a part of that. Oh my god. We were just talking about you Please come in No, everything is good. Let's do, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, convince him to sit down in this spot that there's no room to sit. And I'm way too crazy to be in the small. That's right.
Starting point is 00:42:08 That fucking guy's like, I will murder someone. Do you want me to sit down this close to you? So there's more convincing going on here. And I love that his wife Stephanie calls Greg Opiehue studio a cracker jack box. Right. So good man. Gary, come on good, man. Gary, come on in, buddy. Actually, he said here as well, but.
Starting point is 00:42:29 Okay, which is here. You wanna do it in the studio? Oh, no, no, no, no, we got a, we all, we're all set here. We can have them. Gary, Gary, come on in. Yeah, it's ready. This is nice and cozy. We got my phone, yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:39 Stephanie, come on in, I got, we're all set up nice for you guys, for real. You could sit right there, Gary sits there. That's not the show. That's not the show. They're looking around on the Gary. I got we we're all set up nice for you guys for real you could sit right there Gary sits there Stephanie sit down I got here Okay, all right, let me set him up nice. We got waters We got microphone. That's the best.
Starting point is 00:43:06 That's the best. Opie's explaining why it's a great place. Oh, shit, the savers are up three to nothing right now. Oh my God, I should be watching this game. Opie's patting the couch, she's patting the couch, she's going, come on, Gary. Come on, come on, it's warm, it's safe. We got water.
Starting point is 00:43:22 The best is. Microphone. The best is he says he has a microphone for him. I think it's gotten bad to him that we've called him out a little bit. And the fact that he never had microphones for the guests when he had Jackie, the joke man, and it's not her, John on.
Starting point is 00:43:36 How do you brag that you have microphones? Hey, come on in Gary, we have microphones. Maybe he could have had cheese and crackers. Who knows? I mean, but he has nothing. It's got microphones and water. So now Stephanie decides, I'll figure out how to get him in here. She has to move a pillow out of the way in order to make room for him. Maybe you can move the pillows and he'll feel like it's more spacious. Yeah, I can move over this way. Look, I got, we got plenty of room over there. All right Gary's outside the studio
Starting point is 00:44:07 He's contemplating coming in. Can you picture this scenario? There's a pillow if you move a pillow now there's enough space for this guy. How tight of a spot are they in right now? But here's the other part, right? So we've talked about editing when wouldn't you if you were Opie who are part of this show, wouldn't you not want to air that part? It's unbelievable. Gary's here. Hey, Gary, how are you? It's unbelievable.
Starting point is 00:44:32 So, to air the part where my guest is too scared to come into my small ass face. Right. There's so many things that you should edit out. And I talked about how on Anthony Cumius show, they were goofing on the fact that Opie's got this hotline now and call in and leave his positive feedback. And Anthony called in during the show to his hotline, I give Opie some credit here and
Starting point is 00:44:56 the Westwood one and everyone involved. They played Anthony's edited voicemail and this is exactly what Ants talk about right here. We really appreciate all your calls, and we're gonna give you one more. And last but not least, here you go. Hi, OP radio. This is Anthony Cumia. You wanna talk, you wanna hear about this show.
Starting point is 00:45:17 This is the first subject that you came up with. Well, how about this? Editing, the commercial for this bit was six minutes long of your narrator just rambling on and on. We had to cut in three times playing it just to keep our show from stucking. So I give them credit, they played that, but that was the first thing you want to know how the show's going. Editing some shit out. What are you guys doing? Not every single fucking part that's happening is a good thing to play on the show Especially when you got Gary Bucy who's like I'm not going to there. Fuck that. I want nothing to do with this I go I just want to go on I know we had to edit your clips to make
Starting point is 00:46:01 And then later on Anthony says this to. And again, I'm taking full credit because I don't think Anthony would have known about this about for WATP. Buy yourself a microphone. I heard you had like, you had three guests and you didn't have enough microphones. Buy a microphone. We made a few bucks.
Starting point is 00:46:17 Open that wallet up. Jesus Christ, Greg. All right, so Anthony got on the show, which I'm very excited about. They actually put that on there. I didn't think they would. Give him credit. Now, this is an amazing part where Gary Busey finally comes in and sits down in this cubicle to be on OP radio. He would think he would know what show he's going on. He doesn't even know who OP is. Okay. I Got your water. Oh, Pete. We've talked before You're one of my favorite people. No, I understand that. I don't expect you to remember me
Starting point is 00:46:57 Holy shit Greg cut that part out of your show where your celebrity guest has no idea who the fuck you are Given I know what do I talking to in this room. Yeah, he didn't know where to look. The main person. Meanwhile, it was only OP and that guy Mike, the ex-cop producer that he has. So there were a lot of options. He'd think he would figure it out. The guy who's like making eye contact and talking to him.
Starting point is 00:47:20 He's like, I don't know who to talk to. I don't know who the host is of this show. Gary Beast is a crazy person. Don't get me wrong. But typically, when celebrities go on shows, somebody like gets them up to speed, and what the show is, and why they're going at it, what's going on.
Starting point is 00:47:36 All right, I just got a couple more clips and then we'll get on to the episode that you and I both listen to, where he's walking around his neighborhood. This is at the end of the Gary B.O.C. interview and Opie just again so embarrassing. I'm embarrassed for him with this boy. Bravo. Gary truth to Lin-loving. Good way to end.
Starting point is 00:47:56 And you'll be beautiful. All right. Gary B.O.C. This was a pleasure. It's been great. Can we hug? Look at that. Not after that evil look. What kind of question is that? He didn't even want to sit down next to you and now you're asking for a hug? They're practically already hugging to begin with. Right! They got his laughs! He got top of me, that's all he wants to come closer into his personal space. Yeah, what the fuck? He's obviously uncomfortable around you, Greg. As is everybody.
Starting point is 00:48:24 And now you want to. As is everybody. And now you want to hog at the end. I've never heard a host of a show, a male host talking to a male guest and say, can we hog? Like, dude, it's modern day. You can't, male and male doesn't matter. Good point. Good point.
Starting point is 00:48:40 I need to be more woke. Be woke. Um, this is so telling. At the end of the show, they're explaining to Gary Busey what a great get he was for OP radio. And the producer Mike talks about the fact that OP has never prepped for a show before,
Starting point is 00:48:57 but he prepped for this show. I gotta say he's done 50 shows and I've never seen him do this much prep and he was so excited for you. I'm serious with that too. Let's say that again He was so pumped up to do the show with you. He did all the notes go through notebook. It's all pretty much empty Except to the bucy part. Oh, look look. Oh, okay
Starting point is 00:49:15 This is the same guy who's calling out Jim and San for not doing show prep and now he's going. Yeah I've never spread for a show ever But I did print a wiki pd a page before Gary Busy came on. Do you think his notes look like Charlie's from it's always sunny and filled out? Yes. Like crazy pictures. Yes. I don't think Oby can write in English.
Starting point is 00:49:37 If that's what you're asking me, I don't. He's writing words like seven balls. And then the end of the fucking show, Gavin, Joey comes on. Joey's the guy who's the back in the studio guy who finalizes the shows. I want to punch him in the nose. He fucking gives us so much goddamn homework to do. I got him enough homework. Listen to this fucking list of things.
Starting point is 00:50:02 Remember to check our responses. Buy something like a quip toothbrush or at least click on it. You need a toothbrush if you have any teeth. So you may as well support us and get one. You kill two birds at one stone. I have a tissue. I have a tissue. I have a tissue.
Starting point is 00:50:17 I have a tissue. I have a tissue. I have a tissue. I have a tissue. I have a tissue. I have a tissue. I have a tissue. I have a tissue. I have a tissue. I have. Holy shit! How many things do I have to do to listen to this goddamn podcast?
Starting point is 00:50:28 He says, he says, at least click on the link. It's like, okay, so I understand what your advertising deal is now. You know how to fucking buy the toothbrush, but just click on it so that we can show that in the stats afterwards and continue on. I know he's fucking voice. I know he's probably made a career on his voice, but I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't like his content. I don't like his voice.
Starting point is 00:50:49 Weird. He's always telling me to be part of his fucking neighborhood. Oh, I know. That's all they're talking about now is, hey, guys, what's going on? It's a very community. It's a very nice episode. Everyone call it, but be nice.
Starting point is 00:50:59 We're all community now, real friends. And give an episode 51. This is the OP neighborhood one. This one. Okay, real friends and give an episode 51. This is the OP neighborhood one. This one. Okay, real quick. Yeah. You told me to list this. I did. I like to do. I sat down, sat on my chair for my headphones.
Starting point is 00:51:14 I'm like, I'm a listener. It's an hour and fucking nine 45 minutes. Something stupid hour and 90 minutes. I know. I heard it. I heard it. I heard it. It's just fucking long.
Starting point is 00:51:24 I was thinking of big numbers. Yep. So I just kept, I'm like, I heard it. I was thinking of big numbers. So I just kept, I'm like, oh my God. And I kept hitting the fast forward 30 seconds over, over. And I go, I find Carl and listen to it. But they realized I, I hadn't heard anything. So then I went back and I listened to it again. Oh, shit. A terrible idea.
Starting point is 00:51:41 But there are you agree to do this with me. I know. I'm wrong with you. I do question are you agree to do this with me. I know. It's wrong with you. I do question what the hell you do with your life. You need to have more friends or get out more or do something. And then I go to see the new Queen movie and it sucks. I can't win. I can't fucking win.
Starting point is 00:52:00 So but there is gold in this episode. There are all kinds of theisms and really just Opie showing who he is in this episode, for sure. Well, because this is Opie at his best. This is him walking around the neighborhood and just talking to strangers because he thinks he's so compelling and he's such a great interviewer. I have a few clips that I want to play from this show. You have more clips, I think, than I do.
Starting point is 00:52:23 But, can we, let's set it up just for people understand how the episode's run, right? Yeah, let's do it. So the entire episode's outdoors. Right. He's walking on the street, he runs in somebody, he knows, I don't even know who it was. He, that's first few minutes, then he runs over,
Starting point is 00:52:39 and he says, okay, you didn't talk to this guy, this bum. I'm gonna go talk to him, he sits down with the first bum, guy's sitting on the corner in New York and upper west side, he's chatting with him. I, hey, nobody talks to these guys, I'm gonna talk to him, I'm gonna record him, and I'm gonna give him a voice. And then he runs across the street
Starting point is 00:52:56 and he spends the three quarters of the episode talking to some 92-year-old vet who was actually pretty entertaining for a crazy bum. I mean, you've been in New York, I lived there for a little bit. You're everywhere. And they're crazy. And they'll talk to you for hours if you want, right? But this is actually one of the nice bum's who you'll find out or if you listen to that episode, he is like super well-known, right? And these people he's talking to are grandpa Simpson. Yeah. You know, grandpa Simpson will just fucking tell you he'll just never stop talking. If he has someone listening to him, that's what the show is.
Starting point is 00:53:32 And by the way, the person he runs into is Lenny Marcus. He walks out. He walks down the street. He sees Lenny Marcus who's a well known comedian, podcaster, funny guy. He says, Lenny, hey, I'm doing a podcast. I was like, oh, hey, oh, what's going on? And then, Opie says, I'm gonna go talk to this homeless guy over here.
Starting point is 00:53:50 He's the mayor of the fucking sidewalk. And then he's like, all right, I gotta go. Cause that's fucking retarded. Meanwhile, you could actually had a comedian at your show and talk to someone who had something interesting, whatever. All right. So, he's really well known, you mean not by me?
Starting point is 00:54:03 Cause I was like, who? Yeah, he's not really well known. He's been on the Chip Chipper since podcast. All right, well really well known. You mean not by me because I was like, who? Yeah, he's not really well known. He's been on the Chip Chipperson's podcast a few times. So that makes him very famous in my world. Okay. Anyway, yeah. So before all of that happens, and you're exactly right,
Starting point is 00:54:17 thank you for setting that up. Before all of that happens, they start playing clips from the new OB line. And Gannon, I shit you not. Oh, they do 15 minutes of people skip that. I sucking OP's balls. Oh, and these people are fucking losers. Listen to this guy.
Starting point is 00:54:36 This fucking loser who calls in and keep in mind. This feels like you're focusing on like, as you've said before, I've heard you say the internet, right? Like, right, you're way to it. it your way to concerned about the internet on this one Don't worry about this one guys view because there's a whole lot of stupid in in the world Especially in America, right? This I can't I went right past this like I heard okay This is people lick him his balls. Oh, they're tickling his tank. Okay, so yeah, oh 17 minutes in given this is exactly right
Starting point is 00:55:03 They asked for on the on that previous show, they had a call to action, call the show, tell us what you think about it. Don't be a dick, only tell us good things. So then they get all these people to call in and they play a bet of this. Who could listen to this nonsense? This is just one example out of 15 minutes of the shit.
Starting point is 00:55:20 Recently came to New York City, went on an OBE and Cuban tour, went to Geb Hearts, went to Blue Smoke Man. You guys have changed my life. You're funny. You're poignant. The shows get me. And I am a fan for life, brother.
Starting point is 00:55:36 O.B. Radio. I'm in peace. Kevin from Ohio, I think you came up with a cool idea for a contest. We should invite some listeners to New York City so they can go on that OP radio car west toward that would be an awesome thing to do and Get some listeners to go to get parts or wherever walk around and have some fun Empire State Building The guy the guy goes, hey, you know what would be a great contest idea?
Starting point is 00:56:05 Well, you guys cannot walk around to shitty places in Manhattan. Well, how is that winning a contest? Going to Gebhards? That's a very weird music. According outside, and we heard trucks for four hours. Yeah! How the fuck? What is wrong with these people?
Starting point is 00:56:20 And this, all this show is, is that having the dumbest dummies call up and say, oh, be, love your your show you guys are so funny I don't know who would do that. By the way, here's a recent voicemail that came in for WATP This is Brian from Connecticut. You got one the best podcast out there man. Oh my god The first episode I listen to is when you first bass Hope you radio keep up the good work and by the way I did call that hot one that he's got now and basically should all of us podcast.
Starting point is 00:56:49 So I don't really care if I get blocked and Manics hopefully Manics comes up with some hot lines and some con vaches. So all of us listeners can vaches podcast too and Dick needs to definitely be a go to guests most of the time and I think it'd be really cool to get Anthony cool me over guest too and yeah, yeah, I love your podcast and we'll always listen So Brian from Connecticut got Brian from Connecticut. Thank you. Yeah, I totally agree about dick I will have dick masters to not again, hopefully. And Anthony Kumia, yes. I am planning on getting him booked on the show. I don't know what his travel schedule to Rochester is at this time,
Starting point is 00:57:34 but he did say he would come on the show when he does come to town. He's got E-Rock working over there now, so I'm gonna try to coordinate through E-Rock and get that figured out. Also, Bonnie McFarland, I mean, I keep saying it, Bonnie, come on the show. So I'm gonna try to coordinate through E-rock and get that figured out also Bonnie McFarland. I mean, I keep saying that Bonnie come on the show. You would be awesome on this show You're my feet. I most of my drops are body now and Gavin. It's boring as shit
Starting point is 00:58:03 All right, so I do I love body so all right Gavin let's get back to this OP episode 51 OP in the neighborhood You got some some clips to some to show for us. Oh, yeah, I got a few, but they're I think they're gold Okay, quality not quantity. That's what we like around here. He talks to the first bum I just get right through it. I listen to it. There's nothing good. Oh, oh fuck you. I'm bringing I'm gonna play this bad. How dare you? I'll dare you. This is OP. So he's talking to Lenny He goes hey that guy wants a quarter over there and when he's like I'm out of here So OP walks over to this guy and I this guy's talking gibberish That's for me and that that cheapskate Lenny Marcus who didn't want to give you a quarter or
Starting point is 00:58:47 talk to you. Do me a favor. Yeah. Are you a little grass no more? Yeah. I don't know where you're going. What a story, Mark. Hello.
Starting point is 00:58:58 Hello. I love that story. Give me a respect. Alright, brother. And I can't. What the fuck was going on? And that goes out for a while. It's not just one thing that happens.
Starting point is 00:59:07 He starts asking him questions. This guy is talking in gibberish. We've got issues with the homeless population, and I'm sensitive to that, but that's why they're homeless. Right. You can't really apply for the apartment. I'm gonna go out and help him. Bob, we're doing-
Starting point is 00:59:21 Well, I'm not saying I'm anti-Homeless people. I'm just anti-Homeless people who can't form a sentence on a podcast. That's not a good show. All right. Yeah, let's not go down that road. We're like, we're trashing homeless people because they're fucking homeless.
Starting point is 00:59:35 I know. No, I don't need it. I've given them food and money. Yeah, yeah. It's working out really well, too. It's working out. They always do the right thing. All right, Gam, let's get into it.
Starting point is 00:59:44 You're just supporting me. There was nothing there. Let's the right thing. All right, Gam, let's get into it. You're just supporting me, then there was nothing there. Let's get into it. All right, so we talked to that first guy, and then he runs across the street because he recognized, so play the clip one. Yeah, it would probably roll right into clip two. You burp it up your IPA over there.
Starting point is 00:59:58 I am, did you hear that? Yeah, I could taste it. I've been muting both of my players. All right, I appreciate that. You got the burp button, instead of the cuff button. I'm sorry, I'm not audience. I've been meeting both my brothers. Sorry, I appreciate that. You got the burp button instead of the cop button. I'm sorry, my audience. Oh, look at this. My lucky day across the street is...
Starting point is 01:00:12 I don't know his name to be honest with you. But he's been around this neighborhood forever as well. Oh, no, his name. Woo! First thing I get is his woo-girl woo. Oh, there's a bum. He's been on the street forever But I don't know his name. Okay. I'm a man of the people cuz a row cuz a row
Starting point is 01:00:35 Okay, so the rest of this as this Segment goes right and the rest of clips of crew. Yep that this so Opie lives on the upper west side. Correct Yes, correct and he's a man of the people. Right. Right. He's human. Yep. And he's, as he'll tell you in that episode as well, he's not white collar. He's a regular guy. Yes. And level headed down to earth millionaire. Yep. And the show is about his neighborhood and the theme song. And he is just a man of the people. Right? He's not a rich guy who's an asshole. Right. There's one thing I learned is he's definitely not an asshole rich guy.
Starting point is 01:01:11 Yep. That's a veteran. I read Joey. The editor tells me it's not a rich asshole. Not a rich asshole. Correct. Correct. So the clips will prove this, right?
Starting point is 01:01:21 Yep. While he's interviewing him for about 50 minutes, wherever the fuck it's going on, the guy's rambles because he's a little crazy, he lives outside, sure. But everybody in the fucking world walks by is like, hey, hi, and they all know his name, and they all have a relationship with him.
Starting point is 01:01:39 Okay. Rich Opie, so play Clip 2. That's awesome. I love it. I love it. Keep the walk alive. Keep, Clip 2. That's awesome. I love to keep the world alive. You know, that's right. The other side. To you.
Starting point is 01:01:49 What do you think this is? Of course I am. I see you. And the best thing. I didn't even ask you name, Theo. Yes. I didn't even ask you for your name. I just feel like I know you.
Starting point is 01:02:04 And I didn't have to ask you for your name. I just feel like I know you and I didn't have to ask you for your name. Yeah, go. Yeah, see, Theo, I don't think of you as a person. And therefore, I don't talk to you using your name because I am an elite. He interviewed him for 12, 15 minutes. I feel like he didn't even ask him his name. And a woman's like, pay. And throughout the rest of the episode, he just keeps getting,
Starting point is 01:02:24 hoping it's interrupted. And one of the clips I'm going to the rest of the episode, he just keeps getting, oh, he gets interrupted in one of the clips I'm gonna give you at the end is where he just gets butt hurt that he was interrupted by someone talking to Theo and he's like, well, I guess the podcast is over. That's amazing. Well, we'll get to it, but, all right. Okay, so he's sitting there, right?
Starting point is 01:02:40 And everybody's like, oh, hi Theo, hi, 15 minutes. He doesn't even fucking know his name, he didn't bother ass his name man of the people. Yup man. He's infuriated right? Cause he's trying to tell me what a what a great fucking duty is. So wait a second, according to you, the information that they're telling us is not actually true, they're trying to manipulate us to thinking that this Opie character or someone he's actually is not. Okay, all right, interesting premise. I feel like they're not trying to manipulate because it's so fucking obvious.
Starting point is 01:03:09 I know, only these fucking dubbies you cop and say, hey man, what the show, I went to Gebhards because I heard that they had a fucking cheeseburger sandwich like, oh, all right, anyway. I tattooed Opie on my chest. Play clip three. Wait a second, are you making my documentary? Oh, you wanted to talk to them? Who are you?
Starting point is 01:03:28 No, this is my friend, Mia. No, but who are you? Hi, Ruth. Hi, Ruth. Why, you wanted to make a documentary on theater? Yes. I'm working on it. Oh, you're working on one. I'm working, I'm working. I'm working on getting someone to do it. Oh, really? Yes, from the Jake Burn Center.
Starting point is 01:03:46 Oh, yeah, he's an interesting, interesting guy. What do you know about Theodore? Well, oh my God, don't I know. I see him almost every day. Let me see. Well, Theodore Gixin was born in Virginia. Yep. And he went to a high school there, never
Starting point is 01:04:03 heard a segregation till he left he went into the army and He got into trouble What kind of trouble did he get into I mean theodore speaks up for himself Well, that's good that he speaks up for himself. Don't you think we all should be speaking up for ourselves? Absolutely, that's why he's my hero Absolutely, that's why he's my hero. Yeah, he learned about segregation. That was the reason. What you getting trouble for?
Starting point is 01:04:29 For being black. That'll do it. You getting trouble for being black. What's he want to be? Wait, hold it. I'll get your food. I'll answer that. He loves you.
Starting point is 01:04:40 I gotta go. Alright, we'll talk to you soon. You're talking real loud, but they're cute. They're cute dogs. That was his takeaway from that conversation that was dogs were loud. This is a woman who walks by who knows you who's been like, oh, yeah, this is Theo. I love this guy.
Starting point is 01:04:57 I'm trying to get a documentary done. He's a long number. I'm doing it on Mopi. By the way, did you know I'm Mopi? Yeah. That was totally his attitude. This woman says this guy served our country. He's a hero. He has him in treated right. You know what I'm doing about him?
Starting point is 01:05:10 I'm doing a documentary about this guy. I know where he went to school. I know all the shit. And I was like, yeah, okay, well your dogs are fucking barking. So what the fuck? Go, go, go, go, go. Go put your other fucking street man head.
Starting point is 01:05:19 Now you're concerned about background noise? No. Yeah, but what if fucking asshole first to the woman? Yeah. Second of all, he starts it off my clip one that we already played. He goes, oh there's that guy! I know him! We're great friends! Yup.
Starting point is 01:05:33 I don't know what it's fucking name. I don't know shit about him. And the fucking woman who's trying to help him? Fuck you, your dog's are loud! That's amazing. What a dick. And this is Opie putting this show out himself. This isn't the next pose of us fighting the other Opie's an asshole.
Starting point is 01:05:49 He put this out himself for us to hear. If I was fucking yelling that woman out of dogs, I'd be like, oh, I just cut that little part out, make myself look better. Give it a give the keepsite, give it a 100 episodes before we even talked about Opie. I don't even know how we did it. I think it was because Kevin was playing dorkles in theI. I don't even know how we did it. I think it was because Kevin was playing dorkles in the cloud. I don't even know.
Starting point is 01:06:08 Anyway, all right, keep going. What else, my guy? I blame you for my hatred that it has grown. It's actually been developed, right? You've done this. Yes. Come to the dark side. I didn't have that, because you will be more powerful
Starting point is 01:06:19 than you could possibly imagine. Come. Fucking asshole. To the dark side. All right, move it on. on all right if you want to really I was gonna say this is like my bomb here in the other two clothes fine whatever but what a fucking selfish asshole Play clip for this lovely family Mom and her two very young daughters came by to give theodore a birthday gift now they're getting a picture
Starting point is 01:06:42 From the Filipino May taking the picture there you go there you go this neighborhood loves the family didn't realize I was doing an interview with you or I've decided it's all about them stopping by ignoring my microphone ignoring my podcast but that's okay I wanted to stop by and talk to you door for a long, long time. Theodore, I think we're done because you're now socializing, but we'll do this again. This is my family. I understand.
Starting point is 01:07:14 I'm not mad. I've seen you a million times. Thank you, man. Give me a hug. I'm not the gateway. You selfish fucking puke. Wow, Opie, even for you. That's surprising.
Starting point is 01:07:28 Oh, what a dick. I can't believe that other people are talking to this guy. I'm the one who's trying to use him for my own personal gain. And these people are actually caring people who aren't doing a show and just want to connect with someone on a human level. What fucking assholes they are?
Starting point is 01:07:46 He's annoyed that on that street corner for that fucking 50 minutes, Theo was way more popular and well-known, hoping. That's true. And that's his neighborhood. That's a good point. Oh, neighborhood. For 50 fucking minutes. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:08:02 And every one of you listening episode, they walk by hey, Theo. How you doing? Theo they know his life. They know his story. No, are you interviewing? What are you interviewing for? What's you know who are you? You fucking old man. Yeah So apparently if you have a good personality and you're nice to people you'll be more popular. Are you hearing that Greg? You Are you are you picking this up? It doesn't take money to be popular. Talk about a guy who doesn't fucking learn shit. He made himself look so bad right there. I can't believe that Theo is getting attention from other people.
Starting point is 01:08:36 I'm just gonna walk away. Greg you're doing a podcast. If you're that concerned that he's having a conversation, pause it. Add it out and post. There are a number of things you could do here. Go get a soda across the street, come back, whatever. I am so glad he didn't add it any time. I know, it's amazing. It's like he shows you who he is, though. It does.
Starting point is 01:08:57 He's so out of touch and the whole fucking dial in number, the fucking, the neighborhood saw everything they're pitching to is so extreme to be like he is just a normal dude and we are a fucking community. And he says in there and I don't, I didn't clip it. I'm not white car. Never been white car. He's fucking got millions and he lives in his tower
Starting point is 01:09:20 and he's fucking not in touch with anybody. He comes across as such an elitist douche. He can't help himself. Well, if you're an elitist douche, you are. You can't stop me. It's just as who you are. So, Kim, it's just accepted. You are.
Starting point is 01:09:34 Go hang out with other elitist douche, and then you'll feel better because you'll just be like around people that are like you. Kim, I gotta tell you, it's too bad that your microphone sucks fucking donkey balls because you are killing it out of the show today. Fuck, I'm sorry. You are killing it. This is like an expo-zay of Opie. This needs to go down in history.
Starting point is 01:09:53 Because somebody's episode, I was so happy to drive an hour from Buffalo to Rochester when we came out. I ended up watching a video game or watch a video game. Watch the bills. You know, no, today I got shit going on. You're're gonna get crappy audio but you're still gonna get my passion we did play a video Gamer 2 right we played the VR the VR is pretty sick it's awesome going on for the tangent let's not do that it's awesome I call opia walking contradiction so play clip 5. Theodore let's enjoy this moment look at this lady walking down the sidewalk right now,
Starting point is 01:10:25 just bouncing. Look at the bounce on this. Bounce and bounce and bounce. Where do you think of that, Theodore? She's got like a Kelly Ripa vibe about her. A younger Kelly Ripa right here. Right, you're a true feminist. I do you understand, that's it, man.
Starting point is 01:10:40 He respect the females. I respect the females. We need more people to respect the females on his planet. You want to get to know her, though? I want to get to know her, though. Instead of just dying her, it's a sex object. That's it. And...
Starting point is 01:10:52 But that bounce was nice, dude, or we can't just acknowledge that, right? I'm sorry. We're gonna have zero subawardes. Wait, wait. Okay, I'm not good at editing audio clips. Those are three separate segments for three separate times. I'm gonna fully disclose that.
Starting point is 01:11:08 That's amazing. So he talks about the bounce, there's a little bunch in between. Yeah. He says, we all gotta be for the females, man. Wait, no. Beemails, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:11:19 We all gotta be for the females. And then he talks about the bounce again. Okay, so that's what one is. He goes to you, Dorrie. I'm with you, man, feminism. We got to treat all people equally. But dude, you see the wreck of that broad? Like, wait, what? Are you retarded?
Starting point is 01:11:34 Holy shit, oh, holy shit. You got anything else on, Opie on the street here? No, that was my Opie's neighborhood clips. All right, so let me play right before he goes to him on the street and interviewing these people, everything that we just talked about. Joey explains what's going on. He sets it all up.
Starting point is 01:11:57 He says, this is an episode we recorded a while ago. It was back in the summertime. Opie's walking around the street and it's him in the neighborhood. And listen how defensive this is. This is just him setting up the show to let people know what's gonna happen. And it's so defensive. He talks to friends, famous people, Carl Ruiz, Stopped-A-Bar, Special Events, and even has his own broadcast studio. When he doesn't mind being trapped in a room behind the RE 20. That's a standard broadcast mic for those of you who aren't in a business.
Starting point is 01:12:26 All right, I set that up wrong. I guess Joey's explaining, yeah, I know. There's a lot of clips. Joey's explaining what the show is. Yeah, I know, I'll edit this out of the bus. Joey's explaining what the show is and how this new OP radio show works. He's like, oh, he walks around, he does this,
Starting point is 01:12:44 he does that. his famous people on. And then he says, he's even got his own studio. And then what professional broadcaster explains for his microphone he's using? They're obviously very sensitive to the fact that we're calling them out for not having enough microphones. He's like, by the way, he has a very expensive and really nice microphone, just FYI.
Starting point is 01:13:03 He's not just a flash in the pan this is a real employee here must would want I would expect that a rich boss or you know what you know what microphone shum fusion bodysh that's what I would expect from him but not OP. OP has to explain he has a professional microphone I would hope so it's OP. Oh fuck given you ass so long I fell asleep. I forgot to do the podcast. I listen to almost none of episode 53, but our buddy over at the Poe Boys podcast tweeted at us and pointed out this clip. So this was like 53 minutes into the show.
Starting point is 01:13:46 Buddy, I hope you're not listening to Opie radio all the way through, but this is a great clip of Opie explaining that he is a legend. Are you back in this area? Yeah, I've been back in this area. I don't, dude, I don't know you. Yeah, well, you should, I'm a fucking legend. This is my voice get high. That'm a fucking legend. That's why my voice get high. Opie. Oh, P. Opie. Opie. You shut up. I'm a fucking legend.
Starting point is 01:14:15 It's so embarrassing now. At least he knew his voice is high. He was already there. He's out there. Yeah, he started to go up up up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up 24. Can you guys please please please review that one. Listen to it now and this pretentious douche is ripping on every comedian calling them egotistical and arrogant and that they're not funny. I mean well known comics and Stuttering John is a fucking shell gas station comic. So please rip this one apart. John's such a douche. Charlie from St. Louis. Thanks.
Starting point is 01:15:10 Joe, you asked, we listened. I have listened to episode 24 from Stuttering John. And I had some clips on here, Gavin. You know, it's unbelievable to me. I've had people just say, you know, you can just do OP and Stuttering John and Rich Boss and Maddox, like, yeah, we could just do these shows over and over. They keep putting out more content that is terrible.
Starting point is 01:15:37 This is the beginning of Stuttering John calling out other people. He's calling out Tim Conway Jr. here. But Tim Conway you suck You suck and you're a coward you should be ashamed of yourself. You're not even a man You're a cockroach You're the piece of gum on the bottom of my shoe. You're the hem-ride on the on the tip of my asshole This this banter wouldn't win in a school yard fight. This is not good banter.
Starting point is 01:16:10 He's not a he's not a roast master with this. Yeah, you're like a piece of gum on a shoe. Carl. Carl didn't he write for career realm. He was the head writer for cover. Robert. Do it. Uh, all right. Um, apparently the sabers are doing very well right now and I'm missing all of it. What's the score? I just got a text from a friend who says there's like, they got like seven goals or something.
Starting point is 01:16:34 I don't know. Here is John talking about Jimmy Kimmel and his explaining that he's making fun of these people in his book. I do trash Jimmy Kimmel because he has love be Howard fucking, you know, you know, problem. He's got to, you know, do whatever Howard, what he thinks Howard wants him to do. And I sure. And I, of course, chant, uh, trash to bitch known as Chelsea handler.
Starting point is 01:16:56 And I do tell a few stories about Kathy Griffin. But All right. So he's throwing everyone under the bus because of course, Sonny John is the funniest person. All these people, sock, Jimmy Kim under the bus because of course, don't even John is the funniest person all these people Sockridge Jimmy Kimmel. How was that guy popular? He's the worst This is a clip that I call making friends. Daniela Tosh is also a little bit of a snobby guy when he was on the on the stone Chase not really You know, he's one of those like guys that would fit in with the Pat and Oswald so the world and the you know in the
Starting point is 01:17:24 And the Louis CK's, like the very pompous. Oh, so he's a prick. Yeah, the very pompous like the Bob Smigel, that all kind of, very douchey. Oh, so he's a son of a bitch. Yeah. Oh my God, really funny people.
Starting point is 01:17:35 No, all these professional comedians who are good at their jobs, I mean, I'll give them credit, he's punching up. I'll give him credit on that, but Jesus Christ, John. So they sent Ripon to Daniel Tosh and his co-host, whoever the fuck this nobody is, explains that Tosh is not a celebrity. But that's my other big issue, my celebrity issue
Starting point is 01:17:57 with, so we covered Tim Kauai, I wouldn't call Tim Kauai Jr. celebrity, but I mean, no, but I wouldn't call Tosh one either. Gavin, you didn't know who Wendy Marcus was obviously. Do you know who Daniel Tosh is? I do. Okay, we can go there. Do you know why you know who he is?
Starting point is 01:18:13 Because he's famous. Because he's a celebrity. Daniel Tosh is definitely a celebrity. His show has been out of the air for a decade. It's very popular. And then they, he's funnier than Stuttering John. They go on to explain that Daniel Tosh is just a curator of content. He doesn't have actual content on his own. You play videos and you make fucking, you
Starting point is 01:18:34 know, fuck you, you fucking twit. And so what? You have more money than me. He doesn't. He's a human-hup human-huffington post. He's just an aggregator. That's all he does. He doesn't create content. He just takes other people, shouldn't shares it. All right, you couldn't be more wrong about that. I've gotten bashed up for that as well. Oh, you guys just talk about other things. You just play clips. If you ever watch Tosh.0, Gavin. Yes, sir. Tosh.0 is a great show because it's nothing but jokes. Him and his writers write jokes. That's the content, dummy. I've seen Daniel Tosh do stand up a few times. He's a very funny fucking guy. He might be a prick. He probably is.
Starting point is 01:19:13 But don't say he doesn't have content. He's not just showing YouTube videos and then going, oh, that was interesting. All right, what else is going on? He's got he fucking his jokes. And then Gregg Sp with Simmons gets bashed. I don't hate Gregg for Simmons, but there is an arrogance about him, and I'll tell you this, when I was at the Tempe improv, and I think I had Gregg, you know, in the beginning I was just a host because I was just starting out, and Gregg was the headliner, and Gregg and I met Brian Regan for dinner.
Starting point is 01:19:45 You dropped. We got it. We got it, Chad. You say I was famous, people. All right, this is more Greg bashing. Greg Fitzsimmons, I swear to you. Well, while we're having dinner, he goes, well, you know, Brian, you and I are like the smart comics. You know, you know,
Starting point is 01:20:07 you and I are the smart guys on stage. And I'm just sitting there, oh, really, I really Greg, so you're self-proclaiming, you're self-proclaiming yourself a smart comic. He did a joke. He did a whole bit about farting and the talcum powder on your bowl and fucking puffed up in your a smart highbrow comic it was so John is upset he can't say words he can't say words he's upset because he's not included right like oh my not a smart pop up pop up up up up up up up funny guy he doesn't understand Scregfit Simmons. Yes, has he done fart jokes? Yes. He's also been the head writer on multiple TV shows He's a very smart guy and
Starting point is 01:20:59 Southern John is taken aback by the fact that he would consider himself to be a Whitty comedian and then Sarah Silverman gets some shrapnel here too. If she actually had something to gain from it, then she wouldn't have shared the story, right? Because she would have sounded like an opportunistic person. Yeah. And like, oh, I let him like, Ed, Louie, just I'll sit there and watch because you'll put me on this next show. Well, that doesn't that. I feel like that reputation precedes her. Isn't that what she's known for? Yes. And not as much as Chelsea, but yes. Oh, what is she? Is she she is she known to be a bitch to tell you the date men will further her career.
Starting point is 01:21:29 She did Gary Shanling, Sarah Silverman. Yeah, Sarah Silverman dated her way up. That's how she ended the Jimmy. All right, so they're they're determining the Sarah Silverman got to where she is because of who she dated. And I don't know if that's true or not. I think Sarah Silverman's pretty funny. She's obviously put out a lot of content on her own. She's written a lot of jokes and done a lot of good stand-up routines. But aren't you supposed to
Starting point is 01:21:54 when you're a cute chick, date guys who are more successful than you? What are she supposed to do? Use the phrase he's punching up, but is he getting anywhere? Because I feel like he's going further down. He's punching up and falling back. But he's not getting anywhere. Hey, this is calling everybody. Oh, Sarah Silverman's a fucking whore and Greg Fitsib, it's such, you know, Greg Fitsib really popular people that are funny and I hate him.
Starting point is 01:22:19 Yeah, he's going lower with each punch. He's just going lower. It's not working for you. It's not working. It's not punching. To the funny thing is, is that... So he's trying to have a career in showbiz still. That's what's so fascinating about Stuttering John. All he wants is to have a career in showbiz's
Starting point is 01:22:36 and it's not happening. He explains shit on anybody. Right, it's like, why is this not happening for me? I don't know, because you said, Pantin, that's what I was to douche, and you should not Sarah Silverman and you're not helping yourself. He's trying to get into the B list. He's in the C list.
Starting point is 01:22:50 Right. She's hitting on everyone in the A list. I guess. It's not working. You're getting the B list. You don't get enough to be by shitting all over A and B. Yeah, and this is Gavin from WATP. He knows a thing or two about this.
Starting point is 01:23:03 A fucking expert. This is him talking aboutATP. He knows a thing or two about this. A fucking expert. This is him talking about Iwab this clip. He's talking about the fact that they're trying to get a radio show. And then listen to as soon as he says that, how terrible he is at broadcasting. Who would ever hire this guy to be an on-mic personality? Yeah. And plus what you're going to control.
Starting point is 01:23:20 Plus what you're going to get a radio show. And you know, Royce had a good point. You don't even know Tim Conway, he's Tim Conway, you know eventually you're gonna piss off other company which is what is I heart. He's trying to get a radio show and you know brought up a good point and Tim Conway and guess what? You failed the audition. You will never get a radio show, John. You suck at broadcast. You're possibly the worst. And I listen to OP.
Starting point is 01:23:51 You're possibly the worst. This, the funniest thing about John is every time he does a guest spot on another person's show, he has to talk about what a great guest he was. But he doesn't just say, I had a good spot. You know, I was funny, I was compelling. He has to prove that he was funny by saying other people told him he was funny.
Starting point is 01:24:09 This happens all the time. And here are a couple more examples of that. And the producers couldn't have been nicer. They were all like, you were great. Even my friend Mike Schiff called me and said, John, that was brilliant. You were awesome. And nothing but good. You know, the producer emailed me after. All right, this is my favorite clip. Later on after he talks about Grady did on the show, he goes on about another show and how great he was. And for Tim Conway, Jr., to be that big of a coward
Starting point is 01:24:37 after he knows I did a great appearance. And I'm not like, I'm not an Eagle maniac, but even when I did Frosty Heidi and Frank, I know I killed it. I think you would agree Royce. I mean, I was getting laughs every fucking every 20 seconds from it. It was a great appearance, you know, from Frosty Heidi and Frank. And I did, you know, the, uh, sit and Bernie show in, uh, on, um, on W ABC in New York and, and, and, and they were very honest it said john that was the funny 35 minutes that we've ever done i did a great job there i'm a good guess haha i guess this shit makes me last hard he goes they were very honest they said that was the best 35 minutes we've ever done they were blowing smoke up your ass dummy that's the opposite of very honest the polar opposite of very honest, the polar opposite, a very honest, that was the best 35 minutes.
Starting point is 01:25:28 You on the show, we're laughing every 20 seconds. Chad, you're not making eye contact. Yeah, they look down at their feet and that's what they say. They say that in email. Right, right. That means automated and just goes out to every single person who was recently on the show, given I got a tweet from Anthony Cumia saying, I did a good job at his show.
Starting point is 01:25:48 This is what hosts do. They both smoke up your ass. They're not being totally honest. That's all I have. I appreciate Charlie for calling out Stuttering John and getting me to go in and listen to that because holy shit this fucking guy is out of control I don't know. I don't know what his endgame is. Nobody thinks he's gonna. I don't know what he thinks He's gonna be the one at the top I know what I'll do. I'll piss off every single person who could possibly give me a break All right, sometimes there's formulas
Starting point is 01:26:27 that just don't work out. They're right. Okay, but I don't know if you know this, but WHP has its own Facebook page. Are you familiar with us? Not at all. Okay, what you can do when you have a Facebook page, if you have Facebook, if you're,
Starting point is 01:26:40 if you have an account, you go, is this my space or Facebook? No, this is Facebook. Okay, Facebook, you know, it's, we're really getting in. Modern. Yeah, very modern, very modern, the Facebook. When you have a Facebook page as a show, people can go in and send you direct messages
Starting point is 01:26:58 within that. And I wanted to read one that I got from J. Major. They came in. J. Major says, a shit podcast that criticizes shit podcasts, YouTube don't offer anything better and are pretty clueless yourselves. Thanks for nothing and fuck off. When he says YouTube and your rotating guest host, I'm going to assume that was Eddie. Well, I'm going to assume the guy from that true crime show we did recently, I don't remember the name of it, it was a garbage show, he got very buttered.
Starting point is 01:27:32 I'm going to guess that Jay Major is one of the hosts of that true crime show because his feelings in episode true crime show. No, not the one that vanished. I thought we were going to talk about that. one that vanished. The, oh, I thought we were gonna talk about that. Not that one. The episode that we did, it was like killers, cults, and nut jobs or something like that. Oh, okay, okay.
Starting point is 01:27:52 And it was this guy reading, see, when you send me shitty notes and I bring it up again, you dummy, there was this fucking guy reading the Wikipedia page and then doing, and then she's, right, I was reading it along with them and then for 30% of the episode He was just doing shout-outs to anyone who would ever Tweeter at him or see see him on an email. I don't even know this list was so fucking line
Starting point is 01:28:19 It was so boring. He couldn't pronounce anyone's name, and I'm like, did this is not a show? And then this guy sounds to me and I was like, oh, that wasn't nice. You hurt my feelings. Like, go fuck yourself. When you put a show on the internet, you put a show on the internet, dummy. Like I said, I never put a ladder up to someone's bedroom and peek in the window. I've never done that. All I do is listen to shows that are publicly available on the internet where people want people to hear their show
Starting point is 01:28:46 And then I shit on them for sucking. That's the premise Moving on I got another voice. I believe that comment though I'm gonna be served the right to not believe all right. Let me let me say this. I've never been convicted of looking at someone's window Let me read let me read some recent reviews on our iTunes page. This one came in yesterday, November 2nd, it says, pretty funny exclamation point. Now this person did the opposite
Starting point is 01:29:15 of what I want people to do. I've never seen this before. This is a one-star review. It says, pretty funny. The whole point of the show is to Mac and Ridicule other producers, the hosts are hilariousaster Hilarious, the Reverend, and it's quite possible that the social justice crowd will find this show to be problematic.
Starting point is 01:29:31 I recommend this podcast at two acts if you're high as fuck. Love it folks, keep it up, you dicks. So I'm not sure what to make of that. It's a one star? It's a one star review. You did the opposite of what I want. No, don't give us one star. Carl Obviously the reference of being high they were so stoned that they had that
Starting point is 01:29:49 I Think something great and rated one. Yeah I'm not going after Michael rap reports record of 16,000 one-star review is I like to stop that you applaud that person, okay? They were so high that they got it all fucked up. This is another one-star review, not very good. One star from Benazer on October 31st. It's hard to tell who this podcast is for. The hosts aren't notable for anything else,
Starting point is 01:30:18 and they're not particularly funny or insightful. It's like having... Yeah, that hurts, man. Ooh. Ah, you got me. I'm not notable from anything else. All right, here's a, here's one. Calling all Couser Roo's.
Starting point is 01:30:35 Who, who, they're ripping me off. Tell them, Iraq. Iraq? Where'd everybody go? That is a five set review from Trump 2016. Thanks, Trump. John and Jeff Wanibis, we're two guys who dislike vocal crutches. We're two guys who don't like lip smacking.
Starting point is 01:30:53 We're two guys. Yeah, we get it. Real important stance is taking on this show. Only the big issues here. As long as you idiots keep talking, I'll keep listening. 5-star reviews from Fat Boy 6583. And that is a reference to a show that was Jack Tobered by Opian Anthony. Very, very funny review. That's what we want, guys. Make fun of us.
Starting point is 01:31:15 Be funny. We'll read it on the show. Five stars, not one star. Five stars. Just awful. This came in from Rick SF79. What I've just listened to is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point during the rambling, incoherent podcasts were they even close to making anything that could be considered a rational thought.
Starting point is 01:31:39 Everyone is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul. Five stars. Thank you very much, Rick. And then, piece of garbage from New Bomb Turk Jr. If you have no life with lots of free time, by all means download this podcast. I listen to this crap fast with my wife,
Starting point is 01:32:01 going to and coming back from marriage counseling. If I want to get medieval, we listen to OP podcast five stars. And then what else we got here? Did I read this one last time? This is one that's just met is the subject line. You did. Oh, I did from Howard Jansen. You did.
Starting point is 01:32:20 Okay. All right. Good. Then that's a that's a one star. So I won't read that one good Hey, that's about at least here a part of the show is reading That's sad these are all the people that have contributed to my podcast Late all high old they've got Paul Pearson from
Starting point is 01:32:42 Kevin do I do that? Let's play another voicemail. I hear another voicemail that came in. This one's from an anonymous caller. It's a long one, but don't worry. I did shorten it for us. Hey, I just wanted to say you're my favorite new podcast. It's incredible. The show.
Starting point is 01:33:04 I wish I could get this point across. I hope I can. A lot of people I think look forward to the OP radio statement so much that they stick to it. I chose to do that because I started doing that in the beginning. And I realized just how great you are. Just doing it. You were Dick Masterson. I never heard of Dick Masterson before. This last protest episode and it was incredible.
Starting point is 01:33:34 You two guys were incredible together. Just a wonderful, funnier guy. Dick Masterson, till the... Good job. I wish you and Tilda. Good job. I wish you go dissect OPMor and maybe I would turn and Mark Marn and just more big podcasts that would be great. It's so interesting when you guys take these famous people that I've heard of. So I thank a lot and I'm
Starting point is 01:34:01 going to make some. I got that way down. What's his name and I'm gonna say. I got that way down. What's his name? I don't know. Okay, I don't know. If you're gonna kill yourself, there is help. Okay, you can get help, okay? He sounds like he's holding the gun right to his head.
Starting point is 01:34:17 He doesn't sound healthy, I'll give you that. But he loves the show and he loved Dick Master San and he wants us to do more famous shows. But we're going to find him with like a pool of blood in W-A-T-P scroll. Oh. You're get ready to feel bad because he called me again right after that call. Oh, listen. Wait for the good shot.
Starting point is 01:34:40 No, I'm just going to. I like the positive news, but I feel bad. I feel like somebody should reach out to him. If you know this guy, give him help. Give him. He was so concerned that we were gonna make fun of him. Listen to this call that he found up with. Sorry, real quick. I just called to give us calls, but it's unbelievable that I had to correct myself. And I was actually nervous that you were gonna dissect my
Starting point is 01:35:08 freaking voicemail. So that's how much this show just gets in my head. Unbelievable that I'm worried about. I sound on this voice now because of how you dissect people and can get people's brains and figure out with their worst quality. So I'm gonna end this now so you don't rip me apart or something. I'm not.
Starting point is 01:35:30 It wasn't even me. It was Gavin. It wasn't like you, no one's gonna believe we didn't set that up. We did not set the game at no idea. How funny is that? I'm gonna leave that. The guy leaves a voicemail. He's all insecure about, he's like, oh shit,
Starting point is 01:35:45 I just rambled on it for three minutes. All this guy does is rip on people for rambling. And then he calls me like, listen, man, I just rambled. And you're probably gonna be fine with it. I'm gonna kill myself, man. I'm not. I know I saw who I was gonna kill myself, but I won't.
Starting point is 01:35:59 Oh, shit. I don't know what that guy's name is, but he is an official. Slapperoonie. Tell him to call back. Oh yeah, dude. Please call back. Tell us your name.
Starting point is 01:36:09 I want to have a regular segment of your take on the show. And if you want to email me on the side, if you need a little bit of, you know, happen your life, I'll give it to you. You're doing great, your decisions are great. So wait a second, Gavin, you're saying, you don't think that guy's doing well in life? No, shit's your life.
Starting point is 01:36:29 All right, Gavin, we've done a lot here. We've talked about a lot. We listen to some voicemails. I'm so bad. I know. I know. I'm almost out of batteries at my computer. We've been going on way too high.
Starting point is 01:36:39 So let's wrap it up as they say. Our buddy who just called in said, let's do more famous shows. We have gotten off of that a little bit lately. We've been doing shows that no one's ever heard of. Shows that have 13 total reviews on iTunes for Christ's sake. So now it's time for everyone's favorite part of the show that we missed last week. The teaser.
Starting point is 01:37:02 The teaser. The teaser. The teaser make the teaser. So Gavin, I asked you for extra five minutes before we started the show. I was running a little bit behind today. I was trying to grab a clip from the teaser and lo and behold, I can't pull a clip. I didn't have enough time. It's only available on Spotify. It is a show called Amy Schumer presents three girls one Keith. It is in season two, the first season is on iTunes and everywhere else. In season two, you can only get it through Spotify. So I'll be able to figure that out. I'm not a total idiot, but I just didn't have time to pull a clip
Starting point is 01:37:45 Before you and I got together and did this show. You could have taken seven minutes and figured it out I could have I could have but Gavin. I mean, I'm almost out of fucking batteries of my computer. It's fine It's enough. It's enough. I love since doing you have batteries left on that Am I what? So here's the thing. Amy Schumer is a woman who used to be funny. She's gone far, far off the deep end. She does a podcast with two other women, I don't know who they are, and Keith Robinson
Starting point is 01:38:18 who's a funny comedian. I haven't listened to a lot of this show. I'm assuming it's garbage. It's been suggested to us a few times. So there you go. Famous person who does a podcast that will make fun of next week. Is this like the down week?
Starting point is 01:38:33 Like I'm the filler you had Dick Masterson and Gavin. And then you're gonna go back up, right? That's exactly right next week. We got a cronch coming back up. The show everyone's favorite. There you go. There you go. See that? Bro, it's just the off week.
Starting point is 01:38:44 You're the off week guy. This is the week where's favorite. There you go, there you go. I was just, you're the off week guy. This is the week where the iTunes predicts you're gonna get low listeners. Again, people think we would set this up a had a tie. We didn't, you're exactly right. Yeah, I get it, I get it. MacGavin, would you mind spending 20 hours every week listening to shit podcast?
Starting point is 01:38:59 So you could be my filler co-host, would you mind? I spend my whole life doing it. I can only get some friends to do it. Yeah, can you fill this in, this one spot? You know what's funny about you and second and last time, is that why? What's funny about you is that you obviously value your time very little.
Starting point is 01:39:18 If you cared about doing a good show, you'd buy a nice microphone and not spend 80 hours Let's see you to every fucking podcast. I mean your prep work was amazing. I'm kudos to your front I think you you gave us one of the best OP segments we've ever had if anyone can make fucking heads or tails What you were saying during it? It'll be very good if your wife promises to put out the spread we can watch football I can get out there next time. Oh my wife Always puts out the spread my friend. Don't you worry about that. Please. Oh, you know before I wrap it up Gav, do you have anything you want to plug? I should have asked dick that last week. I'm such an asshole
Starting point is 01:39:56 We're like two and a half hours in. I'm like all right. See you dick Anything you want to plug in Carl bumper stickers. Okay, good. Not me. John to Carl who redirect the traffic to me. Well, you know, it's funny. You say that Gavin because you can buy those bumper stickers, but there's also stickers available on our merchandise page. And you can find on who are these? Please join us again next week because it might be that we find out once for all who are these podcasts? Sleep well, everybody. Party in the must-visse of Morning Radio. And now the show is called for you.
Starting point is 01:40:32 What's up, what's up? Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. Oh! Be more funny! Get the shit and get the fuck. It's boring as shit! This dude is fucking corn! You're not carrot mac!
Starting point is 01:40:58 Thanks a lot Carl! This dude is fucking corn! You're not carrot man! Thanks a lot Carl! Fucking thing! Suck! I, you know, who are these? Pod cuss! I don't know. I don't get it. Makes no sense.
Starting point is 01:41:26 Yeah, right now you gotta pee. There's one. I don't get it. Makes no sense. Yeah, I know you got a piece. There's one clip I didn't get to because we just got off. The thing where they were talking about the ones that review, they have the software, they can figure out who you are. Yeah. And then somehow they're recording this guy masturbating and that was weird. He was coughing. And like, oh, yeah, that's how this guy jerks off. And then he says that you can see screenshots of his phone. So he knows what he's jerking off to. Yes, this is not, this is not nonsensical, this gets,
Starting point is 01:41:56 listen to this fucking clip. This is the big payoff to this ridiculous promise. Okay, it's a naked occasion. More in drinks,ug, milk soup, and then it has tummy problems one hour later. It's extremely specific. Shame, shame, shame. So one star for that, right?
Starting point is 01:42:12 One star? Fucking thing sucks. What, what was that? I don't know. All right. Gavin, thank you so much. You were awesome today, and I am sorry. The audio was bad.
Starting point is 01:42:23 Yeah, that's all, whatever. I'll do it like that. The sound quality, I hope it comes out good on your end. It would get quiet on my end when you were playing your clips so then come back up. And I hope that's me and that you. Well, there was a little bit of that going on. I do this thing called compression
Starting point is 01:42:38 where I compress the show to these shows. So hopefully that will fix that. But I think we'll be okay. There are just some parts, because your microphone bounces around. So sometimes behind like three of your chins, and I can't hear you very well. You skinny, you skinny.

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