Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep13 - Girl Camper

Episode Date: May 8, 2016

Kevin and Karl review a podcast called Girl Camper, episode #29, entitled "A Weekend in Wichita, Kansas".  We learn a lot about RVs and tire safety... A LOT about tire safety.  We also get a glimpse into the wonderful art around Wichita, Kansas which includes guitar playing statues with accompaning "guitar boxes" for coins.  Kevin debuts his new Aaron Neville impression to the low roar of crickets and Karl tries to remember the lead singer of the Bee Gees.  Sounds exciting right?  Well its not even as close to exciting as hearing what these girl campers had to eat while they stopped in Wichita (hint, it was a BLT and Grilled Cheese).  Have fun fastening that noose while listening to this one!   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello and welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts? I'm Kevin and I'm Carl and we listen to podcasts so you don't have to. On today's show we'll be analyzing where if you're going to podcasts called The Girl Camper. Episode number 29 entitled A Weekend in Wichita, Kansas. As always we have both listened to the show separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand, so without further ado, let's find out once and for all who all these podcasts It's showtime I W-A-T-P-W-I-T-P-N-D-W-A-T-P! Yes.

Hey, uh, Happy Mother's Day, Carl. Happy Mother's Day to you, too! Thanks, thanks. Hey, the first person to tell me that today. Yeah, I know. Someone who cares. Yeah, I thought, you know. I don't run into a lot of...

I'd brighten your day a little bit, you know. Speaking of mothers, we listened to a woman Prattle on and on about camping. Yes. Girl Camper, is it any of the show? This was an email that we got a suggestion for a show to review. So the cheever who asked us to review this, good call. This is a giant piece of shit.

Yeah. I don't even know where to begin with this one. Like I loved this show for some reason. I just thought it was. I I really really thought it was great because It's she just crammed so much knowledge into 57 minutes of She's fucking talks and talks and talks and talks. Yeah, she definitely doesn't she's she's very passionate about camping and vacations and campers and trailers and tires. She's the whole fucking thing about tires in here. Well, sorry, before we go down with those things, I have definitely points on all of those.

Why don't we play the clips that we both grab that we think sum up the show best. For me, it would be number four there. it's called. She likes to talk and talk and talk and talk. Now, if you're a fancy pants camper and you have a trailer that has a solar panel, then you can take a shower and you have a holding tank and all that, you're going to be fine. But anyway, anyone can live for three days without even a solar shower if they had to but there is showers solar bags available if you want to go that route anyway this is real die-hard camping but did you did you pick up on how many sevens is there where that clip I didn't but I love I I clip that too because I love,

she explains all of this stuff. Like, oh, there's no showers or anything like that. But you know, this is really old school camping. It's like, what? There's so many things that she lists off there. You're like, no, old school camping would be like, no tent or like, a tent. You know, it's old school camping

but there's clean port of giants there is electricity in some of the places. What the fuck? Okay. Alright so do you have a clip that you think sums it up? Let's see. I got a bunch of good ones here. Here's what I just thought. She goes on a lot about this particular campground called Beaver Creek and she's very very she

annunceyates a lot or not even annuncey. She just repeats herself a lot to make sure she gets her point across. I don't know if like she has any. She's like the Donald Trump shitty podcast. So here's just something about Beaver Creek. So one of our listeners, Gail, who lives in Ohio and works in the summers at Beaver Creek State Park, kept talking about Beaver Creek State Park on one of our meetup sites. She does miss a lot where she does. She says something, a proper name of something, and then repeats it literally within a second of saying it the first time.

I almost clip something I wish I did now because of this discussion. When she sets up that they went to Wichita, Kevin, she talks about how they went to Wichita. They could not wait to go and see what Wichita had to offer. If you get a chance to go to Wichita, you should definitely went to Wichita. Kevin, she talks about how they went to Wichita. They could not wait to go and see what Wichita had to offer. If you get a chance to go to Wichita, you should definitely go to Wichita because there's a lot of things to do in Wichita. So Jesus fucking Christ.

Stop saying Wichita. So yeah, that's a good observation. So people have now heard a couple of clips from this show. The thing that was bothersome to me was listening to this podcast, reminded me of when Facebook went south and everyone's grandparents and aunt and uncle are on there and they're commenting on every freaking photo

that you're tagged in and you're like, okay, I'm out of here, this is getting really lame, really fast. Is podcasting the next to go have the old lame people discovered podcasting now? Are they rooting it for the rest of us? Possibly. Yeah, I mean.

This woman sounds so boring, but she sounds like old timey. I couldn't get a sense of what her age is. I couldn't get a sense of what her age is. Yeah, I think I'm going to say 60s. Do you think she's in her 60s? 50s or 60s, yeah. Well, it's a signal because she did say something that was outrageous. I don't know if you caught this. But she did say something that I think would suggest that she's not in

menopausal yet. Play track seven outrageous statement. In our other news roundup I want to tell you that my monthly brand came out last week and just I What just made me weep with happiness? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha friend. Yeah, so her monthly friend came out. So yeah, I guess I guess she's, you know, maybe just at her 40s or something. I don't know. I don't know what that actually means. When I go to Wichita Kansas, I usually get my period every time. The other thing that she does, I'm sure you picked up by this. She's a giant name dropper. But she doesn't know how to be a name dropper. She drops names of people that nobody knows or cares about So I actually put together a little compilation of this Play number 10 name dropper The beautiful artist Mary Gregory Gayle who lives in Ohio Becky Clark and Mori Sussman who founded the Sisters on the Fly. And so I've met

Mori, um, Maisie a couple of times. Paul Lassen Talos. Lassen Talos. So my friend G and Mary Walter Cannon, friend of the show. Who, who? Who? Who? You know, they'd be like, I mean, they'd be like, if you and I got our podcast that, you know, we're trying to put out there for people to enjoy, and we just started saying, yeah, so, Joe Hines was telling me the other day, you know, he was listening and then sly and crows, we're both telling me about this thing that they're doing, like,

nobody knows who these fucking people are. But you just made their days. They're listening right now go yeah Fuck yeah, nobody knows who these people are you don't drop people's like your friends names in a podcast It just makes you sound like you're not really broadcasting Yeah, you know speaking of who who who I got a clip here Good now apparently there's a CD you can get and you can play the CD at your campsite and call the owls right from around the campfire. So I don't know if the

naturalist calls the owls herself. Who, who, if she knows how to do it? Because I would imagine every owl breed or species has a different owl sound. But anyway. species has a different owl sound, but anyway. She she goes into all the thing about owls here about how this the beaver creek campground you can I just like that she cracked herself up with her owling. That was too much for her. She must be so much more to talk to you sitting around that campfire all night. Holy fuck.

I know. Yeah, please somebody somebody kill me. Speaking of sitting around the campfire all night. Holy fuck. I know. Yeah. Please somebody, somebody kill me. Speaking of sitting around the campfire with all the girls, she also talks about how you can bring your husband. If you want to bring your husband to... Oh yeah. Mr. Sister. We call him Mr. Sister. And all I could think of was the fucking twisted sister. But he was like,

Tell me what you mean. Mr. Sister. So here's a clip. And then someone else said, oh, could my husband come? So I said, you know what? Let's make it a Mr. Sister trip. I always think it's good for your Mr. Sister to see how much fun you have with your girlfriends and to dispel the myth that we're doing anything crazy. All we're doing is sitting around the fire talking and laughing, but anyway, so what could they be doing? Casting spells? What the fuck? What would we assume that they were doing around the fire? Yeah, these old boring women. What do they think you're outhoring or something? Are you guys just outhoring? No, I swear we're camping.

Did you suck any dick on your camping trip? They think you're out hooring or something are you guys just out of the hall? I swear we're camping okay Did you suck any dick on your camping trip? Trying to suck it. Oh, oh dear. No, no, we didn't suck any dick or anything like that We might have jerked off a few cocks of something, but yeah, we were just only dry It was really a dry dry hand job. We were just sitting around the campfire You know how it gets all dry around the campfire. And then we just stroked a couple guys off. It was no big deal. I'm like, you're impression of this moment.

You gotta use that in flexion, but she ends a lot of sentences with like a question for some reason. We stroke a lot of guys off. And they know, sometimes they would come a lot. Sometimes they come a little. That's how we would put the fire out every night. We would shoot it out. We would shoot it out with jism.

Speaking of jism. All right, so she talks about in the beginning of the show that she's a girl camper. Maybe you could be a girl camper too. I'm like, what is this girl camper? So she explains it. I have a clip on to your number six. This is camping like girls explained. The girls are going to be camping like girls. We're going to be putting out our beautiful tablecloth that we're going to be making everything lovely and we're going to be as comfortable as could be. Okay. So they put out a tablecloth and there is comfortable as they can be. That's what girl camping is. Just put it out of tape. That's all it was. Wow. Yeah, it could have summed up that 57 minutes into one sentence about what girl camping. Yeah, this is like episode 23. There's a much discussion around this girl camping,

which there doesn't seem to be too much to it when it's all said and done. We're gonna put out our bestest tablecloths and all of our doilies will be matching and we'll put them on and we'll put them on the tables and they will be coasters for underneath the cups of hard grain alcohol that we're going to have up there. Because we're all going to be so smashed and just totally wasted.

My friend Ruth is going to come and she's the one that cooks up the best crystal in the entire campground. So we'll be cooking math and we'll be probably getting pretty high in hallucinating. Let me tell you, have you ever, my friend Becky, let me just explain this a little. My friend Becky once fisted me. While high on math and math and math and fedamines, okay? Math and fedamines at the Beaver Creek Park are like yang and yang, alright? They're just, they're everywhere and they're very easy to get.

And when you're on a Mr. Sister trip and you've got your best table cloth out, why not get fucked on that table? All right, that's what that's. Mr. Sister, what do you want to do with your life? I want to smoke some rock! Rock! Rock!

There you go. Um, yeah, these women are so fucking boring. And when they were talking about this one trip they have coming up, where the one woman wanted to bring her husband, so we decided it's great, but if you don't want to bring your husband, could you imagine being a husband at one of these fucking events? Oh, yeah. I mean, it's torture.

This has to be not like they find people hung in the woods. Like the people that are saying themselves. That's because it was immediately followed by a Mr. Sister Camping Trip. This is the worst Mr. Sister, mass suicide I've seen in years. And I've seen many. Table cloths are still out and fresh. Yeah, we had Detective Ice T was here and he was certainly was because of the Mr.

Sister Camping. Yo, let me just tell you. All right, there's so, I can't do it. I can't do this. The pressure now. I've got that girl on my mind. Oh. I'm like, wow big a softball.

Wait, I put that a tee this time. I was never good at sports. All right, I was never a good sports player. It's that. And yeah, that was a swing and a miss. Yo, this is iced tea. I just happen to be stumbling upon a bunch of see a substance sound right. I have to do it. I have to do it like this. I have to do

this girl who you know without camping with her girls in Wichita. You know what I wonder though when they go to Beaver Creek State Park. Do you think that maybe Nicholas Cage will be there looking for the declaration of independence? Jesus. Now I'm just fucking over. Oh God. You know what I discovered over my recent evocation is that I can do an impression of Aaron Neville. Are you aware of Aaron Neville? Are you fan? I'm not. Who is Aaron Neville? Okay, so you Aaron Neville? Are you a fan? Who is Aaron Neville? Okay, so you don't, all right.

Well, then I won't make any sense if I do it. But he's a guy who sings everybody plays the fool. It's an old kind of, I guess, R&B kind of song. All right, it doesn't matter if you don't know it. I'll just clip this whole fucking part out here. The whole part where I just keep throwing out names at you. Yeah, yeah, this whole thing won't even air. For enough reason.

Yeah, oh, okay. I'm waiting for the day that you say, ah, just take this all out and then I go back to listen to this all still there. I mean, I could leave this in there, I suppose. I want people to listen to it and be like, I know who Aaron Neville is, but that's fine. Do your fucking Aaron Neville impression, all right, Kevin. Just fucking do it. I want to hear it all right Hey How do you like with your top?

It sounds like Billy Gibbons. Billy Gibb from ZZ Top? Oh, no, I'm sorry, not Billy Gibbons. Holy shit. I'm retarded tonight. No, I'm from the Bee Gees. Billy, uh... Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What's the... Barry Gibb. Barry Gibb. I want to like... I see the close. You weren't even close at all, but it's okay Not Barry Gibb talks like my hair So it is similar I guess but Yeah, so now you need to go and look up fucking Aaron Neville so all of this breaks

It makes sense to you and the rest of the fans Hopefully you'll delete all of this I'll never think about it again. All this podcast will be us introducing it and then me doing one impression of this woman. All right, getting back to this podcast, there's something I want to address that we haven't talked about yet. Yes. Play Track 3. Girl Camper is sponsored by Progressive Insurance. Stay protected with emergency expenses. They're automatically included with your comprehensive and collision insurance.

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We might as well just say... There's no way somebody made a decision like, okay, I need to be on this podcast, I need to be on this podcast. There's no way she's getting sponsorship money from progressive insurance. I think that she's just trying to make it seem like she has a sponsor, which is brilliant,

because she even has segments in here that are like, okay, now it's the progressive safety tip of the day or whatever the fuck she talks about. Yeah, yeah, about having the inflated tires and shit. So, so anyway, I do want to segue and let you know that WATP is sponsored by McDonald's. And McDonald's is announcing the new McRice burgers, which will be made with grilled white rice patties, brush with soy sauce, and fillings of filet of fish, french fries, vegetables, and juicy pieces of beef. You can buy the new

McDonald's, McRice Burgers at your neighborhood McDonald's. I'm loving it. And we want to thank our sponsors for helping us out. Rice burger. Such good burgers from McNaughton. That's why they love our show. We always go above and beyond with our live reads. Yeah, I'm glad that, you know, I'm sorry to end the show when I talk about McDonalds. You don't even realize I'm doing a commercial. It's like seamless. Yeah, I do. I just like kept you here about this new McRice burger of my right people. Right. I mean, I'm I'm eating one right now. You know, I mean, it doesn't sound like I'm chewing, but I'm totally consuming one right now because- I can tell by how happy you are, just that your voice-

Yeah, I get your eating one. Yeah, I'm totally eating a rice burger right now. Which, by the way, is that a real thing that you just fucking read? Is a rice burger an actual thing that's coming out? It's something they tested in China oh alright all that makes sense okay they love their rice I mean of course it's a real thing there are spots there and that's what we're

promoting for them the McRice Burger right right now that's that's very true you know who else is really a real good supporter of whtp is Trojan condoms and our friends at Trojan our friends at Trojan. Our friends at Trojan. Yeah, they have a new condom out called the, it's the German tickler. It's similar to the French tickler, but this one actually goes inside of your anus. So it kind of goes down the other way and in your ass.

I don't know, I just thought it was, it sounds like it's a really cool thing and certainly Trojan is standing behind it as much as they can. So go out and buy Trojan Connems. Trojan is standing behind it. They're standing. Yeah. I guess that joke was brought to you by Victor Adams and their new McRice burgers. Try what today. mm-mm, mm, mm, I'm loving it. I'm loving it as well. Carl, thank you. And now let's get back to the podcast now. We've been doing, that was all seamless.

We've been doing it so well. Oh, that's right, right, yeah. I'm wearing one of those German dot tickler condoms right now. So, and it does feel pretty good in my asshole. So I just, good. Yeah, good. Well, you're smiling for lots of reasons then you got your McRice burger, you got something up your ass. Yeah. Great. Yeah. This is,

that's a good day. Yeah. Um, there's a, uh, track that I have on here, uh, that's, this woman's infuriating for a lot of reasons. One of them is shit like this. Play track too. I called it infuriating cutie rhyming. Stay tuned as we talk about all the things you can see and do if you go to which you're taught to. And that fucking music is so noxious. The show is terrible. All the things that you can see or do if you are a Jew. The anti-Semitic camper. And then there's another clip on here. So the show, we haven't really talked about Wichita that much, but that's what the show is supposedly about.

And she sets it up with this one. Wichita is for everyone. Wichita is for everyone. Wichita is art. This city in the heartland has something for young and old, active and not so active, and for all the lovers of art. I love that I've never heard someone say active and not so active. Kevin, when someone's trying to sell you on something, do they say, oh, you'll enjoy it enjoy it's even good for the not so active Well, what's up with that panic me when they're talking to me that they know that that's what I'm seeking out if you want to do nothing in a city

Yeah, but you're this whole thing is about like exploring this city So there's stuff for the not so active yet. It's called sing it home and watching here Well, you that's what the not so active does. It's called singing hole but watching here. Well, you. That's what the not so active does. The other thing that I find really funny here is that this is a called girl camber, right? So then they she talks about going to Kansas, but then she talks about staying in a hotel. And there's nothing about camping at all.

I know she's like flying around and saying it hotels. I clipped this kind of long but I clipped this thing here from from her visit to Wichita and all the all the stuff that she's seeing with her friend whatever the hell her name is. There was a cat sitting under a bench at a bus stop on a fairly busy street. And as we got up closer, we saw, it was a bronze statue. It was this big like Persian cat lay

and I had a side with this fluffy tail and I thought, what a place to lay down and rest, right? But it was a bronze statue. And the whole city is full of these things. We were sitting at another light and there was a big bird of prey up on the over the pole that hangs the street light. And I thought, look at that giant bird. But it was a copper statue. And there was another one I saw of a man playing his guitar

with his guitar box open for people to throw coins in. But it was a statue. There was so many beautiful little perks. So right away, I I thought we're in for a real treat here in Wichita Oh my god, she's explaining every piece of tacky fucking art that's sitting around the city my favorite though And let me saw a man he was playing a guitar and then he had his guitar box open so you you can start calling it like the tar box. What the fuck? Oh, speaking of boxes, I love to be fisted what I am on. Methanphetamines at the Beaver Creek Park. So there's this part where she goes into this whole, and it's a long part. This is, you know, over 50 minutes long, this podcast, she talks about the safety precautions,

and it gets a lot into tires and tire inflation. And I didn't clip this, but Kevin, she goes out and out about how you can't have your tires underinflated. Yeah. And that's a segment. And then the next segment is, but you also can't over your tires underinflated. Yeah. And that's a segment. And then the next segment is, we also can't over-inflate your tires.

And then she goes on and on, couldn't you have just hit two birds with one stone and just said, have your tires at the proper inflation? Because, you know, either way, a higher lower, both bad, but no, she had to like drag it out to these long boring, she was like reading off of some blog or something.

Total waste of time, common sense bullshit. But I thought this was pretty funny. If you want to play track eight, this clears it all up for you when you try to figure out, you know, how much weight to put on your tires. The weight of the tire was compromised. The weight being placed on the tire was larger than the weight the tires were rated to carry. Carrying weight loads that were higher than the weight of the design the tire was designed to carry. So you should have your trailer weighed regularly and make sure the weight of the trailer does not exceed the weight the trailer trailers are designed to carry. Does that make it? Do you mess up it up for you? You figure it out now. The weight at the DMV is the same as the weight of the tires. When you're waiting for

the doctor to come out to you when you're waiting your tires of the weight of the weight of it all. And the song by the band called the weight, all right? Then they were talking about, um, you have to weigh your trailer. You can't just weigh it once because sometimes you'll have more stuff in it and sometimes you'll have less stuff in it. It has a good fuck thinks that they weigh their trailer one time and that's what the wait's always gonna be? It didn't make any sense to me. And then this was funny.

So we were wondering about how old this woman is. She sounds old. She has a senior moment here. If you want to play track 9. The PSI's pounds. PSI, obviously. I love it. And when she goes, pounds, and then you just hear it in her head like,A, obviously. I love it.

I wish you goes, pounds, and you'd hear it or have like, oh, what if I go with it? Oh, God, see him, it pounds. Pounds my tight butt. Oh, jeez. That's my badge. Now there's no beer there.

Oh, jeez. Did you clip anything else about her Wichita visit because I did not. Oh, jeez. Did you clip anything else about her witch-at-ta visit? Because I did not. There was a lot of detailed conversation around which restaurant they went to and how great each restaurant was and the food. And just really boring mundane shit. So I really couldn't find anything to really clip. Yeah, no, I didn't really get much else. I got this quick thing, which is just dumb. Which at all is a destination.

Okay. Well, thank you. Thank you for that. It's my driveway, but I wouldn't, you know, prant a lot out about it, podcast. But no, I didn't get anything more about their trip. But yeah, she does go into like how they went to some, I don't know, diner and she got a fucking BLT and she wanted to come back in as well.

You know what else? I find this in raging. And this is beyond just podcasting, which should be much better than just regular conversation with people. But I'm in rage when I'm talking to someone and they add in a bunch of details into their story that are neither here nor there, don't add anything else to it.

You know, when she talks about, well, we were going to a wedding in Wichita and the wedding was at this beautiful place and it's outdoor wedding and the weather was nice and we decided to spend an extra day, and that's when we went to which it was like, who gives a shit why you were there, what you were doing? The fucking person's wedding, and you know,

she talked about, okay, the wedding started at 12.25, which is a crazy number, and then we had the reception at four, so we decided to get some food, but then we knew there was gonna be cocktail hour, five. Like, what the fuck? Who would wanna listen to this? Even if you were with her, would you really wanna listen to her?

We can't. This adventure of a fucking going to a wedding. Well, she says that at the end, she's like my travel companion, or whatever her name was, like Barb or whatever, she's like, my travel companion had a sore throat. So she won't be here.

But hopefully next week she'll be with, here with me to go out. I'm like, oh God. Could you imagine two of these girls? I'll be cleaving. How could anyone get a word in with this woman? She never stops talking. Wow.

Yes. Well, yes, you're correct. You're stuck in that fucking shitty music. Brayroom. They were yes. You're correct. You're that fucking shitty music. I wanted to clip that just so I could keep a random replaying it. Well, even at the end of the show, I didn't clip it, but she like, she stopped the segment she was doing. The music came out and then she came back and she's like, okay, the show's over. That's awkward. I don't know if she has like working that music a certain number of times.

Yeah. I told Bruce from the Wichita Times who's also in a band called Kansas Yay. It's a band in Kansas and he uses his guitar and he takes it out of his guitar box and he plays these songs all the time. So I said you can be in my podcast four times every podcast. So there it is. And I also like BLTs. You actually are doing your impressions is getting better and better because as you were going the key to this impression is the sentence never adds right right there's there's never a period and there there isn't a single if you had to transcribe this podcast there's not a single period everything

it's anyway and so then we and then and so well anyway you know it's just everything's this weird awkward Transition into a longer sentence. You know what hasn't had a period a long time either My my vagina and the spot cast and the sentence all of them Yeah, yeah, you should point that outrageous statement again. Remind the listeners what's going on over there. What's she talking about? Yes. Let me see. Which of the is a destination? Certainly is. All right. Which of the is a destination as is on New Jersey. It's a state in the Union and you can go there and see all kinds of people,

mostly Italians and some Jews. If you like those types of people, you can go to New Jersey whenever you like because it's open. The borders are open and you can drive in and smell the smells of New Jersey which are just delightful and then you can drive down to Delaware. And Delaware is a very interesting place because no one goes to Delaware. All right, it's just this complete barren wasteland of a place. All right, but then if you keep going, you go into something called Virginia, and Virginia is very close, same for China. It's not funny. Virginia and Virginia is very close to the vagina is that funny? Who? Anyway, you're giving me, you're giving me, you're getting off style flashbacks.

I think I'm listening to this fucking show again. I thought that part of my life was over. It's literally how that show goes. Everything you just said, it's just fucking, it's, you're taking a long time to get somewhere, you know, figuratively, you're taking a long time to get no one. It's like fucking talking for the sake of talking. Yeah, she, the whole thing about tires was killing you. She's anti-Semitic.

Yeah. She's anti-Semitic right now. Why? She really is from New Jersey, too. I think that that, she said that a few times. She's a little theory. Yeah. She sounds like a cherry Hill cunt. Cherry Cunt. I'm a cherry cunt. That's correct. And if you've never had cherry cunts before, they stay taste really good. All right, if you go to the normal places where you would get cunts. Oh, I'm sorry. I think cunts I had cupcakes. Oh, geez. Oh, and Kevin's cut jokes are brought to you by McDonald's. Try

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Don't have anymore close to play from this show. I think we've we've suffered enough our audience has suffered enough I don't know unless you have something else you want to you want to bring no, I mean I can just go on for hours like those broad You want to bring no, I mean I can just go on for hours like those broad Do this do this for me. I'll end my part of the show I'll probably hang up Skype and then you just go I'll listen to the edited final version of this show and I'll be totally out of it. That's fine Okay with that on this one Fuck I'll be totally out of it. That's fine. I'm okay with that on this one. All right, well we get to do this again next week and review another podcast and I do want to tease that podcast I will tell you I won't tell you what the name of it is. I'll let you play the clip

But I will tell you that I picked a comedy podcast this time. This was in the comedy category I picked a comedy podcast this time. This was in the comedy category. According to new research, it's in part because the first thing people do when they board the plane is often what? Uh, let's see. Well, first thing that they do usually is drop their carry-on luggage on me.

They seek you out for this perfect. They do, yeah. I don't go, I mean, they'll be empty space in the bin up at the front of the plane. Now come all the way to the back. Drop their luggage on me. Take it back. Well, actually, you almost got it because it does involve the journey from the very front of the plane to the back.

All right. Well, what's this fucking gym? Okay. So, when we make fun of these podcasts like Girl Camper, which is fun, but it's garbage. No one's listening to it. The person's not a broadcaster. So, you know, there's a little bit of like they are putting it out there. So it is out there in the public. But you're kind of like, if these people are just dubbing, you know, what are you going to do? It's sometimes more fun to make fun of the professionals like the man cow episodes

are probably our most popular one and you know man cow professional radio guys. So I decided okay, let's look at some of these podcasts that are a court on quote professional. So this is one called weight weight. Don't tell me and it's from NPR. Wow. Okay. And I had a feeling you know NPR, they've been making this transition from radio to podcasting very okay. And I had a feeling, you know, NPR, they've been making this transition from radio to podcasting very poorly. And they obviously, they have a lot of resources. They have a lot of people who work on it,

very professional, but they can't do fucking comedy. So when I saw that they had a show that was in the comedy section, I was like, okay, this has got to suck. And I'm assuming that it will, and I'm looking forward to it. Yeah.

All right. The episode that we're gonna be listening to, just to put it out there, if anyone wants to check it out, at how the time is from May 7th, 2016, their guest is Rachel Bloom. Okay. You know Rachel Bloom is?

I do not know know Rachel Bloom is. I do not know Rachel Bloom is. Rachel Bloom is the writer of a show called crazy ex girlfriend on the CW. So that would make sense. You wouldn't know she was. I don't either. That's not a network that I watch very often. Crazy ex good. Oh, I've, you know, I've actually heard of this show before. It's supposed to be good, supposedly, or the right answer to be good. So, all right, cool. So, yeah, so she's going to be a guest on the show. And as you heard, there's a live audience. Yeah. For this piece of shit NPR show. And I guess it's like a game show format. I don't know. It's going to be cringe worthy, I'm sure. Of course.

A lot of dad jokes going out. I'm sure. Cool. Yeah, no, I'm looking forward to it now. A lot. You don't have to lie to me, Captain. No, no, no, no, no, it's, you know, I can't help. You're not looking forward to listening to this.

I got to tell you yesterday when I'm listening to Girlcare for and I'm out and about, and I would have been enjoying my day otherwise. It was a beautiful day in Rochester. And listening to that podcast just made it much worse than it would have been. We continue to torture ourselves. You don't like to sound on my voice when you're driving? She's so fucking terrible. Oh, okay.

Well, that's the teach as well is what I say, you know. All right, so next week we're going to be listening to, wait, wait, don't tell me, NPR Comedy Podcast. And please, I ask everyone, join us again, because it might be the show where we find out once and for all who are these podcasts sleep well every pony 1. Draw the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line the line of the line the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line the line of the line of the line the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of theI'm aI'm aI'm a I'm a I'm a I'm a

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