Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep149 - AFTERSHOCKXL
Episode Date: April 7, 2019Former Howard Stern Show intern Steve Grillo used to suck at warming up a baked potato for Howard. But that was years ago. Nowadays he's sucking at so much more. Especially podcasting. This is a show ...where a bunch of people who used to work together in a restaurant talk about working together in a restaurant while a puppet interjects with completely unfunny quips. Hand to God. Cros and Kevin team up this week to talk about Sal Mannila, Opie Radio, Michael Rapaport, Yakov Smirnoff, Disgraceland, and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Today we'll be reviewing a podcast
that's called Aftershock XL.
This is a suggestion from Top Shelf Licka.
We have all listened to the podcast separately.
We have not discussed it with each other beforehand.
Let's get into it.
This is a show with host Steve Guerrillo and Kyle Mahoney.
In the episode that we listened to,
the most recent episode had guests Russ Bernelli, Jan
Leon, Pooleboy, and Debbie Capelli.
And guys, if you know Steve Grillo is, I know he was an intern with Howard Stern.
I don't know if you actually had a job on that show or not, but he's known as being an
idiot.
Yes.
Well, he was famously in charge
of Howard's fake potato.
That was his main responsibility.
I think he fucked it up multiple times.
He did, and that was his claim to fame.
I mean, his claim to fame not only is the guy
who makes a potato with the guy who does it badly.
Right.
So now he's doing a podcast,
and if you read the description of the show,
it's really about NYC.
Oh, can I read you just a little tiny bit of this?
Please, please.
Yes.
Join him, the veteran intern of the renowned Howard Cern Show,
which is a stupid fucking sentence in and of itself.
Correct.
As he once again mixes it up weekly with his long-time,
famous, talented friends and acquaintances.
No, stay good.
Just leave it at friends. Like, listen, I realize that most of you it. Good to sleep in a friend.
Like, listen, I realize that most of you
would actually talk to you about the side of this.
Well, but they're not even longtime friends.
They're longtime famous talented friends.
And anyway, who together participate
in discussing uniquely NYC themes, gripes,
grimes, and outrageous banter.
My favorite part of this is gripes is capitalized.
Okay.
Grimes is capitalized and has a plural possessive apostrophe on it.
Oops.
And outrageous is spelled outrageous the plural.
Outrage.
It's got a typo in the show description.
And it's everywhere.
It's on the website, it's on Twitter, it's on the iTunes thing.
And he's famously an idiot.
Yeah.
But he's too stupid to know that he needs someone to prove free to shit
before it goes live, you know?
Yeah.
I feel like that's how he pronounces it.
He's outrageous.
Yeah.
He sounds like an idiot.
You guys have a clip of the show that you think sums up the show.
I do my number one.
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I put together a super cut.
Of course, you know, yeah, this is just people talking over each other.
Okay, great.
And this is a compilation.
You'll notice that every time someone's talking over someone else,
it's always grillo in the mix.
Yeah.
That, uh, putt to me and Kylie, give you a,
I'll have a talk.
That's gonna be a day.
I know what's coming on. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, Give you a
Rush we have to explain we would GGA Tony Tony
Russi so once in a while yeah, but you want to sing a Belly. Yeah, we all but you know so I go. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,, this guy, Russ Brinnelli, used to own this place called Brinnelli's.
And Grillo and these other Yokels worked there.
Yeah, so and they're just talking about old times.
You ever like you start dating someone and eventually they drag you to some work function
and you end up at a bar with a table full of people you don't know and they're telling stories
about people you don't know and talking about shit that you don't care about. That hell was wrapped into
this one hour podcast. You know what I mean? Exactly. And my number. Exactly. My number
two is like a is some of the fascinating banter you get. Jessica, of course. Oh,
absolutely. Jessica stopped working there right before Frankie Pestaway, which is two
years ago. So about two years ago, a good six months before he passed away she was there for 20 years the same
people Tommy it's like talking to that aunt that you don't that you see once
every year or two it's like oh you remember Tommy she dated this guy oh my god
oh fucking cares dude you have like you don't know Jessica as we all know
Jessica after hearing this yeah I remember she's she's not working right before Oh my God, who fucking cares? Dude, you guys, you don't know Jessica, as we all know Jessica.
After hearing this, yeah, I remember.
She thought working like a poor kid.
God bless it.
Yeah.
That show is fucking ridiculous.
Kevin, do you guys anything do you want to play?
Well, actually, that was my number seven
that clip you just played,
because I think that sums up the show that I make.
Is it just...
You couldn't put, you could have, like like not have said it any better than you did in terms
of the exact feeling that you have.
If you go somewhere where you don't know anybody and it's a bunch of fucking people that
already already know each other.
Yeah.
That's the feeling of it.
And they're telling stories that everyone at the table knows the punchline too already.
So you don't even get the satisfaction of here in the fucking story and it's exactly grillo's trying to make a seem like
Well, this is a show for people in New York City. Yeah, you know what he restress. There are a New York City
Yeah, more than it does
Over a dozen Italian restaurants
Most people have never been to Brunelli's and annoying you the fuck they're talking about and you can't go now
It's been closed for years right and like so I was even thinking like oh
maybe this is just the one-off show or whatever but my number four is fucking
wild yeah so everybody this is Russ Brunelli that I talk about pretty much
every week I just just started segment on the on the show called all-road
lead to Brunelli because at some point in every show some story comes up where it leads to something
that happened at your restaurant. I'm surprised I'm saying this but if you're going to talk about
past employment, talk about the Howard Stern show. You think you think that might be?
Bernoulli! You think that might be a little more interesting than food service? I don't know.
I've brought about a number of times I used to work at e-bows world on this show. I've never talked about,
we're at the Sullivan's Char Royal.
I've never wanted my brought that up.
I was there five fucking years, Kroch.
Never comes up with conversation.
Funny, all that work, say.
This is amazing.
So I tried to pour the shit out of people.
Yeah.
My number six, like, all right,
how many people do you think have at least worked
at a restaurant once in their life?
I mean, it isn't a doll.
Most people have probably worked.
They say like, isn't it like a third of people
have worked at just McDonald's or something like that?
It's something like a corner of Americans
or a third of Americans.
My number six is, it's,
he's just basically, they're talking,
like it's some unique experience,
but fucking everybody's done this.
So, at number six. But, you know, but fucking everybody's done this. So number six.
But you know, but the only thing here's the thing
you got your ass handed to you on the battlefield.
But once the battle went down and the nights
the lights went down, nobody talked about what happened
on the battlefield.
Everybody sat around and had a couple of drinks
and we all fucking chilled out.
And that was like the cool part of being working
at for knowledge.
Oh my god
That's every restaurant job. Yeah, this place was weird. We'd have a dinner rush and he would get really busy
For a little while. Yeah, and then it would calm down. We could start cleaning really no way you don't say grill
Oh and that's so funny Kevin
I pull that exact same clip because if you describe your restaurant job as a battlefield
You're an, you're
an asshole. You're an idiot. You're an asshole. There's no two ways about that. Dude, I was
down in the trenches with fucking mustard gas because it was fucking dinner rush. We had
a special on fish. By the way, I'm sure that this place got very busy and I'm sure it was a lot
of work at the time. But you've ever been to the mighty taco downtown Buffalo
at 4.30 a.m.
Every bar let's out at four o'clock.
These people are open until five.
That's the worst restaurant.
I know what it works there,
it's time to podcast, I'll listen to it.
And those folks can say battlefield.
I give them.
You're right.
They are literally, I think he's in a literally
in the trenches.
But that's really insulting.
And mighty taco, there's a bullet hole in the menu.
Yeah, that counts as a battlefield.
Such regional jokes.
Oh, sorry, Tucson.
You know, get our jokes over there, Tucson.
You know, get our Mighty Taco, fucking humor.
Jesus Christ.
I think people can assume that it's a fast food restaurant and doubt that Buffalo.
I think I made pretty-
Hey, fucking guy.
I did- I wanted also focus on-
So another kind of big part of the show that stood out to me was there's a puppet on the show.
Yes, yes there is.
We're burying the lead.
Can we talk about Sal Manella? Yeah. There's a puppet on the show. Yes, yes, there is we're bearing the lead
Can we talk about sell Manila? Yeah, yeah, sell Manila is the name of it and sell Manila if it's child
Well, I guess there's no there well there must be a video version of this right which I did not watch so
They said they had cameras in the room and Grillo said he might put it out someday
But there is not a video version of this show. Okay, so play track one.
All right.
And so what I want to introduce his friend, Mr. Sal.
Yes.
Sal Manila, a Fitzpatrick, is that his own?
Sal Manila Fitzgerald.
Oh, I got it wrong.
I'm sorry, Sal.
It's okay.
You don't have any notes there.
Guys, I have to back up real quick
because this puppet is being puppeteered
by a guy named Kyle Mahoney.
And I'm fascinated with Kyle Mahoney.
This guy sucks.
Real quick, this is when he introduces him.
Yeah.
And Grillo's terrible at podcasting.
I want to introduce a new character to the show.
First, I want to introduce Kyle. Kyle to the show first. I want to introduce Kyle Kyle
Say hello. Hello. Hello. Kyle. I met a couple months ago
This is what I mean when I say grill wants to be the only one talking hmm
He introduced the guy you say hello. Hello. Great. Okay. Now I talk again
That's how you get fucking to do this again. Hey, what's going on?
Thanks. I'm doing great things. You're having me that's's a natural conversation. Crochet, hello. Hi.
Okay, so anyway, this is my show.
Oh, it's so funny.
That's what it's like.
That's what it's like.
So this is, this guy Kyle has a puppet.
Yeah.
And the puppet's name, as we mentioned, is Sal.
And Sal has this voice, it's like this.
Yeah.
It's the least creative voice possible.
There's nothing interesting about it at all.
And sale has the worst improv skills of any puppet I've ever seen in my entire life.
Let's talk about that.
I have about 28 clips.
I'd sales improv skills.
Yeah.
I want to get started with Grillo talking to him about how the puppet has to talk to the microphone.
Tell the puppet to talk into the microphone.
You have an image you didn't hear me.
Yeah, that's not gonna look good on the cameras.
That's a good comeback.
This is sales in Probskills Part 2.
So how long you been doing puppeteering?
Not in your cell.
Well, let's see, I've been controlling Kyle from, you know, the hand in for quite some time now.
Yeah, yeah.
All of these clips are uncomfortable.
I'm warning you in advance.
None of them are fun.
You want to jump in here, Crudge?
You look anxious.
I would love to.
So, I know this is kind of a retry, but a number five he is introducing
Kyle and Sal to a new person, and it's like, I don't know, I was fascinated by this.
We have Kyle, but he has a friend on his hand, and his name is Sal. Say hello to, say hello
to Russ, another Italian. Hello to Russ, my name is Sal. And the one with the less greeting
voice is Kyle. Hello, nice to meet you. Ah, there you go. So he's seamlessly transitioning
to this mean these personalities.
Because now I'm Kyle, but now I'm Sal.
And he's doing it on the phone with this person,
which is even weirder.
And the guy in the phone has no fucking clue
that he's talking to an actual puppet.
And at the beginning of the show,
he's got all these people as guests from this restaurant.
And at the point of the show is to tell these war stories
from their days at the restaurant.
And he's focusing it on the stupid fucking puppet.
And the cover scene is going nowhere.
They have no chemistry whatsoever.
Yeah, and the way that they do this,
so they'll talk about Italian food,
and then they'll go, hey, Sal, do you like Italian food?
And then they'll talk about the world series,
and they'll go, hey, Sal, do you like baseball?
And they'll talk about something else.
And it's like, he's trying to work him in so hard,
because he wants him to be this cool side character. Yeah, oh just come in with that fucking,
you know, that home run at the end there. But even at the beginning when he's just talking to the
puppet, even the puppet has to tell Grillo, hey, what's stopped talking? There are other guests here.
Steve, who are these people? Okay, yeah, let's go. I want to thank you. There's a
kind of, but he's going to be another fixture on the show. He's just gonna be he's gonna jump in and
Sal's gonna come in and he's gonna have some remarks. So this is what you were just talking about,
Crowshoek. Yeah, Grillo's sending this up. He goes, okay, so Sal's a fixture on the show now.
This is the first time he's been on, he's a fixture on the show. Yeah, and he's gonna have remarks.
So Grillo's job is to shoehorn in this puppet into whatever fucking conversation
they're having. As we've all discussed, he knows nothing about the people they're talking
about, this restaurant, and he's just supposed to be able to come up with Whitty Banner.
Things like this, when he asks Sal, what he thinks about Italians. It's fucking ridiculous.
Do you like Italian food there, Sal? Yes, I do.
Well, you like Italians in general.
I think you got a problem with them. Oh, no, I love the Italians. My first girlfriend was Italian.
How could you tell? Because she told me. Oh, that's the worst improv skills. Well, I don't think the
Kyle understands it was to treat his puppet and and him I think he answers the questions as him
What do you want to tell you? It's I like Italian so I used to date one. I love him
I love him. You know what I used to date one how to come how could you tell?
Well cuz he was she was female in the last name ended in a vowel. I don't know
I know we're gonna stupid question is that yeah, don't mean you're on a comedy podcast
You're supposed to riff a little bit. Yeah, the comedic chemistry between
Grillo and the puppet really is not going anywhere. So Grillo says how could you tell she was Italian?
He goes, well, she told me and then Grillo shoots out the joke that he was supposed to tell him. Yeah. Oh,
Well, it wasn't the mustache. You have to listen to the women's DNA. Sure, it wasn't the mustache.
She kept it nice and clean.
So nice, yeah, to say it twice.
Thank you.
Yes, yeah, that joke was, it was worth coming around again.
How did you know she was a tellin'
wasn't her mustache?
I love the interview skill suit.
And he's like, do you like Italian food?
Yes.
There are so many things like that. Like this is what they ask him if he likes
Tony Bennett. He makes say to this, Tony is sitting on a sheet where he's watching his daughter. Do
you like Tony Bennett's shell? Yes. Do I look like some kind of horrible monster? Yeah. This guy
does not know how to riff on a comedy show. Hey, do you like Tony about it? Yeah, it's pretty good
Yeah, well, it's dudes and then there's this old lady talking. Here's my number seven. Hey, do you find this old lady attractive?
Yeah, don't you attract it to Debbie shelf? Oh, yes
Would you like to be in our nightstand
Only she's in there with me. Oh, so you like being on bottom
I know she's in there with me. Oh, so you like being on bottom?
Oh yes.
He's bad.
Grille, I'm going to tell you this right now.
If you want your show to be successful, first off, you shouldn't be on it.
Secondly, Kyle should definitely not be on your show.
Kyle is terrible at podcasting.
Yeah.
He sucks at this.
And this is going to be a TV show.
Quarad, quote, unquote.
Kevin, tell me you did some research into the After Shock XL TV show.
I did.
I did.
Check.
Yeah, I can TV show.
I couldn't find much about the show online.
It doesn't have much of a...
Crows.
Not only can I not find anything about it online.
In the show description, there's a wink.
Yeah.
That doesn't go anywhere.
The show is supposed to watch tomorrow.
Look, we have this TV show.
It's gonna watch tomorrow.
There's nothing about it anywhere on the internet.
And there's more shit about the flat earth
than there is about a TV show that supposedly exists.
Yeah, I mean, so I tried, I Googled it
and there's, from what I can tell, a German firework
called Aftershock XL.
That's the whole first page of Google. And a German firework called Aftershock XL. That's the whole first page of Google.
And then if you put in Aftershock XL podcasts, there's an Aftershock podcast.
That's the whole first page.
Google even says, did you mean Aftershock podcast?
Even Google's like, nobody wants aftershock XL.
I'm not even making that one off.
Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Let me, let me throw two more.
Sal fucking zingers. Oh, yeah. Let me throw two more sal fucking zingers at you.
Oh yeah, I got a bunch more.
They're just making you go.
When they bring the chef in, number 11 happens.
Oh yeah, I got this one too.
Go ahead.
Can you finger a chicken?
Can you make chicken fingers?
Yeah.
I didn't think of that.
That's a lot I'd say.
Yes, I could, definitely.
Okay.
I make them free scratch.
But you finger a me chicken. Yeah. Okay. I made him feel the average. But you finger me chicken.
Again, these people have bad jokes
and they keep going back to them.
Yeah, that might be the least funny thing
that anyone's ever said.
And if you don't mind me fast forward
into the tail end of the show,
at the, this is this big chance to finish strong.
This is the chance to button it up.
This is number eight.
Oh, you got something else to say there, so before we, uh,
forward to the plugs.
Sheep skin fish livers.
I got it. I love it.
That's what I wanted. So, uh, we have to, uh, you know,
I had to leave this totally.
I had a feeling this would happen. I have all these same clips. Of course.
Yeah. What the fuck did that mean?
Yeah, I want this any of this mean. I was hoping one of you guys would know why that was funny
No, I have no idea. I really don't yeah, I mean he's just he said you have any last words or whatever and that's the words that he came up with
So
He's always trying to play on the right side. Yeah, I mean guys wait you can do better. I mean it's pretty good for a puppet
I mean at that point he had exhausted all his a material
So they they talk about being in this restaurant for fucking forever
They just talk and talking talk and talk about it and it turns out the guys that runs a restaurant to dick
And here's number 13 where we hear about the guys of dick and then we bring Sal and the conversation.
My favorite is the chair's red.
No it's blue.
I said it's blue.
It's blue.
Yeah, it's blue.
Yeah, it's blue.
It's blue.
Yeah.
I say it's blue.
Sal, have you ever worked in anybody like that?
Oh, is that the guy on your hand maybe?
Yes. Well, yes, he is quite like that. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Yeah, like they'll just like in the middle of a big rant I'll be like what do you think of that Barry uses it now? Oh, don't think so
That's like he keeps throwing to the fucking puppet just like he does the Barry and then the puppet says nothing and then he hands
Right up in a joke hey puppet. How about the guy would his head up your ass? And he's like
Yeah, I guess he is like that a little bit now that you mention
like that a little bit now that you mentioned. It's brutal.
They talk so grillo is talking about how all these gangsters
were coming to this restaurant.
And it's a big Italian joint gangsters.
So he throws another softball over to Sal,
who fucking fumbles it.
By the way, Sal, I would be careful.
They all these people are hard-query-time.
You may be in a fucking shoebox real soon. Now it's better than the packing crate that he leaves me
Wow
He's really smooth this puppet. It's better than the packing good
Number five they talk about Sesame Street if you want to play number four and number five. Okay
Do you want to be on six Sesame Street? There's a I would love to be about Sesame Street if you want to play number four and number five. Okay. Do you want to be on six Sesame Street?
There's a I would love to be on Sesame Street, but I feel as though I would be banned very quickly. Yeah, I think you'd be kicked out of that gate of community like instantly
It's pretty big a whips bag for a puppet. I just like how he goes. You want to be on the whole success?
Well, he's got a out of the house? Yeah, that's the sweet street.
Well, he's got a whole Sesame Street story.
Yeah.
Why don't we play Kevin's number five
and then we'll see where that goes?
Yeah, go ahead.
Because I think I have all these clips too.
No, I'm not.
Who would be the first puppet you'd go after?
Yeah, I'd probably go after Oscar.
He's probably the one who would understand me the most.
And you could possibly hide in the trash can okay, who would you sexually harass first?
You know, I maybe a lot of things but I am not a sexual harassment
2019
What I put my head put my butt hole up this young man's hand
But I'm not harass anyone who does not want it. Oh my god. Oh my god
sexual harassment
That is sexual harassment
2019
So what a stupid question that is if you were I say a cell the puppet if you are as a street
Who would you sexually harass first first?
Probably probably ask I mean ask is the one you'd want If you were S.S.M.E. street, who would you sexually harass first? First? Probably.
Probably, Oscar.
I mean, Oscar's the one you'd want.
I mean, you know, if you're going to put your fist up his ass, see?
So my number 16 is the intro to this whole Sassamie street saga.
Can you tell me how to get there?
Oh, yeah.
No. Sassamie street? No. I love to see you. I love to see you. I love to see you. I love to see you. I love to see you.
I love to see you.
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I love to see you.
I love to see you.
I love to see you.
I love to see you.
I love to see you. I love to see you. I love to see you. I love to hear how it's important to Grillo in his life story.
So I was, I think I forgot,
but it might have been though,
I was, it wasn't the brave one,
cause that was at, maybe it was the brave one.
I don't know, it was like peeing on some type of thing
and it was like a late night.
Yes, but in a period, what the fuck?
I did not edit any of that Grillo shit.
That's a straight clip from his show.
The punchline to this whole, we spent five minutes on Sesame Street, the punchline is on
right team.
Finally, I opened a bit door and I'm like, oh my god, there's the can, there's the stoop,
there's grover and all of a sudden I look and the whole crew is shooting something and
they're all staring at me.
And I'm like, took up my phone and I'm like, could you, could you, could you, could you
buy? I'm like, I took out my phone, I'm like, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, bye. Yeah.
So we spent five minutes on the story. The crux of the story is that he drunkenly
wandered onto the Sesame Street stage for two seconds,
took a picture and got thrown the fuck out.
20 seconds in his defense.
20 seconds he was there for.
He made the exaggeration.
It was a little life altering for him.
Oh, my God.
I have to say,
I went Gageesh with my phone my phone. I just have one more clip
on the Sesame Street thing because after he asks who he's gonna sexually harass and the puppet
says I'm not into that sort of thing. They get into more Sesame Street sex talk. Oh boy, which is
always good. I put my head and put my butt hole up this young man's hand But I'm not harass anyone who does not want it. Okay. What if they want to like role play and they forget her ass like oh, you know
Would you go for that?
I don't know she's not on the show anymore. But Gina. I always love Gina was a very attractive human being
Oh, you go for the humans not even the puppets. So you would do that. Oh
the puppets. So you would do that. All those puppets are kids.
Oh, that's a great chemistry.
Amazing fan to have these two have.
She goes, you're a puppet.
Don't you want to fuck another puppet?
No, those are children puppets.
What are you fucking weirdo?
We're talking about puppet sex.
It's fine. Pat Affiliate is not part of the equation here.
This guy's taking it off so seriously.
And he's fucking idiot because I think he's answering his Kyle
We're talking to the pump it
He's like I'm not gonna fuck a puppet. That's ridiculous that chick goes out the show's hot. No, it's not talking to you Kyle. Yeah
It's guy is so stupid and by guy, I mean all of them.
Every single one of them.
This is another one where Sal has a, well, he tries to shoot a line over to Sal to tell
a joke and he can't even get a word in thank God.
And wound up in like 27 years.
30.
But never gave up anybody, kept his mouth wide.
So he was revered by everybody.
Shot guy did.
He's something you don't see much anymore.
And he's like, I have a lot of issues.
And he couldn't be an isolated man.
Hey, they're talking about this guy named Gigi,
who did 30 years in prison.
Yeah.
Because he wouldn't snitch on anyone.
And why the fuck does Grille think
the sales gonna have so high for this?
He hasn't had anything for anything.
Yeah.
Even normal situations, he can't come up with a fucking anecdote.
And he goes, 30 years in prison, huh?
Ever happened to you sell the puppet?
What did you think was gonna happen with that?
Ugh.
Ugh.
I've done 30 years in a shoebox!
Hey!
Hey!
Somebody had my hand up my ass, too!
And then finally, sale decides that he's got a joke.
He doesn't even need Grillo to introduce him
or try to push it to him.
He interrupts everybody.
There's a bunch of mirrors in the bathroom of this restaurant
for some reason.
And Sal's just like, oh, I got this one.
Res, hold on.
I can't imagine wanting, you having all those mirrors and then wanting to watch one self
Go to the bath. I mean, you know, I get that everyone's into a lot of crazy shit these days
But you know why would you want to just want you know who needs that many mirrors when you just when you're making?
Guys who needs that many mirrors when you're making yeah Yeah. Oh, guys, who needs that many mirrors when you're making?
Yeah, they actually do a lot of reminiscing about the workplace bathroom, which I know
is a topic near and dear to your hard car.
I don't know if you heard the crowbar of clown car that was put in there.
So number eight and then number nine are how many times they mentioned clown car in
a 30 second period. And the joke is it's a very small bathroom
We're talking about a restaurant man hat if anyone's ever been things are tend to be a little tight
Okay
Rest hold on.
I can't help you.
I can't help you.
It's a circus.
Yeah, Russ has a throw in a cloak.
There are five times if you were already said.
Yeah.
You have to qualify it at the end of the clock,
you know, like at the circus, you know.
Like the circus.
Well, there's a point in the phone call
where the...
He puts the microphone directly up his left nostril.
But my number 25 is when they're talking about this Gigi character.
Every celebrity goes there and Gigi was like regular there as much as Debbie was and Debbie
was related to the guy Frankie Pellegrino and anybody knows him from Goodfellas, he was
on the sopranos.
So um... I know it's so um
Mmm drop
God yeah, I have that Two million oh
Yeah, I gotta pick up the fuck a couple go away. It's it said to her. Do you think this guy may be sleet on the CPAP machine?
Is that possible?
Holy shit.
My CPAP machine smells like ham. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha the cold cut trail. I'm just gonna feed you. You're sinifing. Oh, yes.
I am.
There was so many parts of the show
when it's just rust breathing heavily on the phone
that I could have clipped.
Yeah.
I could have made a super cut of that.
Oh my God.
It was so obnoxious.
And no one says the guy,
hey, the mic's a little up close to you.
No one says that.
Or because he talks about what a great studio they're in,
non-stop,
they don't maybe pan it down a little bit and post or something.
Change the mix up a little bit.
So I'm not hearing this guy fucking breathing into his smartphone.
You're hearing the inside of his sinuses.
I mean, that's a good thing.
Okay, I haven't breathed through a sinuses in 20 years.
I fucking melt for you there.
The obvious that one.
They do give some good advice for all you restaurant workers
out there.
Number 15 is how to get it done.
So if you have people like Shayla and Dorks,
who it's in their Italian and they're not exactly the
legitimate businessmen and they won't leave or pay a tab,
how do you get them to leave the restaurant?
Well, you bring in a bunch of tranny.
Yeah.
It's time I go. Oh, what the
fuck happened to Brunelli's over here? The girl's sitting on my lap. She got a dick. She
don't got a dick. What the fuck am I doing here?
Grilla really working the room there. Yeah. I don't even know what to make in that clip.
I just felt like I had to play it. All right. Well, since you played that in Grilla,
certain to do in Prussians, I want to play it. Alright, why? Since you played that in Grillo's certain to-do impressions,
I want to play Clip where they're talking about this waiter Gus.
And Grillo tried to get Gus on the show,
because we needed a seventh fucking person.
Of course, yeah.
And Gus wasn't able to come on.
So now they're telling stories about this other guy
that no one's ever heard of,
and Grillo doesn't impression of him.
Gus, why didn't you start with a pinky?
Giddle, you're right.
I should start with pinky.
Oh my god. I'm so good. I'm so good. I'm doing so good. So Gus. gosh why didn't you start with a pinky needle you're right I should stop with pinky
so gosh so grill does the impression the way they've been doing the impression
everyone hey what the fuck I'm never never did like the easiest thing and
Debbie goes oh my god you do him so good
that's a spot on us this fucking game is guss! Gets him every time!
It's ridiculous.
This is the...
Oh, this is him talking about how the show's running long.
But it doesn't matter because these stories are so great.
So, okay, everybody, if anybody's got something to plug,
we gotta wrap it out, we're a little long,
but I don't mind because the stories are great.
No one's gonna tune out, we don't have any restrictions here. All wrap it out, we're a little long, but I don't mind because the story's great, no one's gonna tune out,
we don't have any restrictions here.
All right, Kevin, you can't see this, but,
cause I'm gonna draw a line graph on what I think
the retention rate was for the average listeners
in the show, okay?
So you have here, this is 100% right here.
Yeah, right?
So everyone who's listening is listening,
and this is about the one minute mark down here.
Mm-hmm. All right, so this is gonna go like this
Yeah, and then this is an asset to
It just comes out forever in that direction. There's no way people are listening to the show
We're the only ones who got to the end of the show and I haven't didn't even get to the end
No, I'm glad you worked in a visual a because that's really gonna help you plow
But yeah, there's I can't even imagine who would listen to this show or why, I just don't.
Well, the stories are so great,
that everybody's listening to it.
I also wanted to talk about the big story
that they tell, the biggest story is,
they have this thing with John Edwards, right?
Is that the guy's name?
Oh, yeah, that was fucking awful.
Yeah, so not the John Edwards,
who cheated on his wife while she was dying of cancer,
not that one.
Well, this guy could have two, but he missed true. We don't know. But there's another
John Edward too, was a psychic medium in New York City and all these guys love John
Edwards and a bunch of them were on the show. It was very meaningful to them and they
tell this story and then after they tell this story and there was like crying
involved and you know, he told me this thing about my mom
and my mom had just passed away and he knew my dad
and they're like really heartfelt.
Like this, Gavin, you know,
there's that fucking really heartfelt
Italian family moment thing that goes on.
The fucking puppet decides this is a good time
to shit all over mediums.
I've seen it, it's all horse shit.
All right, so I'll start off by saying, Kyle and I, on that big believe is in the supernatural.
It's just something you know, it was, I don't know, I believe in science and logic and reason
and evidence. And so you know, a lot of what you were saying it seemed like John Edwards was being very
General and then you just filled in the blank
Okay, no
I mean, you know, I don't want to you know take away anything
You know, I know that you know he's helped give it another side
He's have given people out of closure and hell and that's wonderful
That's great. I don't want to negate anybody's beliefs is just how I believe
You're a fucking puppet. Yeah, there's no need for that
Who's turning to the puppet for scientific reasoning?
You know what I mean? That's the question and the woman Debbie even says oh I have a medium that I go to on a regular basis
Yeah, this is a big part of my life. I really believe in this shit. Dude, you might want to just let that one go
part of my life. I really believe in this shit. Dude, you might want to just let that one go.
Like, let's all just be friends here. You know what's crazy about a medium? Is it? It's all horse shit? You're an idiot. Did you know that?
I think you're just never coming relief you idiots.
You've been the one spot in the whole fucking fucking
casket shit I've never put in. Yeah, but now he's edgy.
Kevin, you're, you're fucking up again again man even through discord. What is the deal? I?
Don't know oh now you're clear now you're clear. Oh, okay. Did you do something different on your end just and just now or I did nothing weird
Yeah, it sounded like you were being sexually assaulted by a bee of some sort
Did you fuck a bee Kevin?
I fuck the bee guys B of some sort. Did you fuck a B, Kevin? During our show?
I fucked a B, guys!
Ha ha ha ha!
With my hand up my ace!
Hey, Kevin, if you had a puppet, would the puppet like
Connie from a B-Ive?
Yes, they're mine.
That was the right answer, yeah.
Yes, both me and my puppeteer, like honey.
Yeah, we both enjoy very much with peanut butter.
He even says when he's shitting on that medium,
he goes, both Kyle and myself think that this is horseshit.
I got an idea, Kyle.
Rather than do that through your puppet,
your fucking, by the way, I think we should all believe in science rant
Maybe just say that as your normal person. Yeah, let the puppet just be a goofball. Well
But think about this. He's always got a team listen Carl not only do I disagree with you, but my puppet disagrees with you as well
Isn't that right Kyle? Yes, that is right
This is fascinating to me.
This was amazing.
I might go back and listen to future episodes of this show,
just to hear where this fucking Sal character goes.
I want him to lecture more people
about how their belief system is wrong.
That's why I want for my puppets from Nawa.
That's what Sesame Street should be.
Did you know that Buna is bullshit?
Paka waka! Hahaha!
That's amazing. I got to Avenue Q part two.
Yeah, it's gonna be shitty I never go into.
This is Big Bird.
Ella is stupid.
Hahaha! I Praying to mecha
What a bunch of at-holes
Coming up after the brain cookie monster's gonna draw a caricature of my hobbit stick around
I got a few more things to talk about I you got a bunch more clips here crows anything that we didn't get to yet. No, that's all garbage. Okay, all garbage all the time.
Fair enough, Cabin' Anything you want to hit?
No, I'd have to have them good.
Yeah, I think we all clipped the same shit, unfortunately.
The last thing I wanted to talk about was his sponsors.
Oh yeah!
His sponsors are amazing.
I was just trying to clip those, but I'm glad you brought this on.
This is crazy.
He starts off the show by going through a list of about four sponsors at the end of the show.
He plugs them again.
And this is the most niche product shit
you've ever heard in your life.
The first one is for this guy, Richard Prinzy,
who's a tax attorney, who specializes in
for people in the entertainment industry.
Way better than H&R Block.
Because they will get you your proper refund,
not like H&R Block.
I went to them for years and they bit me over hard
because they are not specialists.
I was working in the entertainment business
and Richard Prinzy helped me do my taxes correctly
because it's say everybody has different expenses,
everybody has different lives
and H&R Block doesn't do that for you. Richard Pringy does. Okay, so if you're in the
entertainment business and you listen to the worst podcast ever made, that's a
perfect advertisement for you. And then I realized that this idiot Steve
Grillo doesn't know how the internet works or how email addresses work. You
want to go to Richard at Pringy.com. You want to go to an email address? How would you wanna go to his email address?
Can you explain that to me?
And then the next advertiser after that
is this company called Brightshot.
They rent out giant LED bulbs for video production shoots.
Yeah, which everybody needs.
And then we also have Brightshot.
If you are filming a taping a TV show film anything you need an LED light
For as far as like those big movie lights bright shot is the best on the market and they are cheaper than all the competition
And they are brighter than the competition. They have no heat. They're 3.8 amps
They go any color any color temperature and if you need special effects if you're shooting something you need special effects like police lights
TV lightning if you ever have to shoot a lightning scene in a movie
How fucking bitches this if you need to shoot a lightning scene in a movie?
Yeah, this is the only place to go to I knew there's a lot of competitors out there who say they have the best lightning effects for your movie
But this one bright shot is the way to go
Well, you know the background here because I did a little research on what Grillo's been doing
for, I don't know how many fucking years he's been
off the Stern Show, but he owns a production lighting company.
Oh, that's okay.
He owns something.
So this is what he does.
And so basically he went to one of these things.
He was like, hey, he wanted to be on my bad guess.
He's just, would you? Would you sponsor my podcast?
So he's just taking from his normal life something.
So it's like, it's like me going in there
and being like, so Citrix,
Citrix can do so much stuff for your computers
or like Windows Server.
It's like me just picking some bullshit that I work on.
And that's what it sounds like
because there's no way that this is an advertisement agreement
that occurred in the real world.
It makes zero sense that they'd be like, we listen to Aftershock XL and our marketing department
feels that this is the right partnership for our company.
We need to partner with Steve Grillo.
Can you please read about our Lightning Effect LED bulbs?
It's very important that your audience know about this. Wow. Can you please read about our Lightning Effect LED bulbs?
It's very important that your audience know about this.
Your show is it trends really high with people
who own lighting companies.
Yeah, well, the last week I got two hearts
and one of those hearts was a guy
that might need a flash bulb.
So we got a, you know.
And then it has this other sponsor,
Vorshtiner Beer, just a German Pilsner,
and Steve Carillo, you gotta love this endorsement
that he says at the end of the show.
Now, every time I see Vorshtiner at a bar,
I will have one, not just because they love my show,
I actually enjoy drinking the beer.
When you endorse a product, you don't wanna make it sound
like you should be surprised by it.
I actually enjoy this beer.
I know it sounds crazy, that I would drink this hot garbage, but I actually enjoy it fucking idiot
It's not how you do a plug
All right last thing I want to play it on this show the very very end
Grillo promotes his own show that we all just listened to for the last hour and fifteen minutes.
He says this.
This is a great show after ShockXhell.
He says this is a great show after ShockXhell.
I just listened to the entire thing, Grillo.
You can't lie to me.
You didn't think it was great.
If you want to lie to someone, lie to them on Twitter, on Instagram, they haven't heard
the show, they might believe it.
You're not going to fool me.
I just listened to that entire fucking episode.
This is a great show.
This show is terrible.
And I don't know, and Kevin, I was just fucking with you
before when I asked if you did any research on that.
I don't know what this aftershock XL TV show is.
They promote it in the description,
they talk about it on the show.
What does TV show mean?
What does that even mean? They don't talk about a network, they don they talk about it on the show, what does TV show mean? What does that even mean?
They don't talk about a network,
they don't talk about anything.
I'm assuming they're gonna put up a YouTube video.
Yeah, right?
Of people talking about the work they used to do years ago.
I can't wait.
Yeah, we're gonna have a lot more fascinating.
I'm Russ Brunelli.
She's fucking Christ.
You can see, isn't it?
I just wanna know what that puppet looks like. Oh, I looked it up. on Russ Brinnelly. He's fucking Christ. You could see as the other person.
I wanna know what that puppet looks like.
Oh, I looked it up.
I mean, I would highly recommend that everybody look up
my buddy, Kyle Mahoney, and see what he's up to
because that guy is fascinating.
Yeah, I saw the, in one of the, the show description
on the web, it had a link to all of the cast members personal
Facebook page. Right. Like personal Facebook pages. Yeah, not even like their public
face or the. We're going to start a service or something. Yes. Weird. Actually, since we
talked about that, this is the plug because you let everybody plug their stuff at the end.
And nobody has anything to plug. Of course. The one woman's like, oh, I'm 10 bar. I swear
to God, devies, oh, yeah, I'm, I. I swear to God, Debbie's, oh yeah, I'm 10 bar at this place.
Oh yeah, what night's you there?
Ah, I don't wanna say.
What, what?
So Kyle plugs his Instagram,
and I'm not encouraging people to follow Kyle,
but if you wanted to, this is how you would do it.
My only real social media for everybody out there
is Instagram, K Mahoney Poney puppets just the letter K
M-A-H-O-N-Y puppets as in more than one okay, I did sure that he is very good
Uh, I try why follow him what he's he's a lot of fun to follow
I thought he's a lot of fun to follow guys. Yeah, good. You can see all the pictures of all of us stupid fucking puppets
K Mahoney going there as we speak K Mahoney puppets Kevin
fucking puppets. I'm going there as we speak.
You came only puppets, Kevin.
Highly recommend it.
I'm not puppets.
Yeah.
All right, I want to get into some other things
if we're good with Steve Guerrillo.
All right, I think we were good an hour ago.
And his cast of characters.
I have a clip on here.
We've done the past few weeks, the,
what were we called a cringe of the week?
Yeah. Fail of the week? Yeah.
Fail of the week, whatever it was.
Michael Rappaport does a segment called Sick Fuck of the Week.
Aw.
And I'm just gonna play Rapp Sick Fuck of the Week
in place of our cringey of the week.
Because it's big news that Alex Jones has come out
and said that he's suffered from a psychosis.
Yes.
Because of this lawsuit now that's pending against him.
I think he said media-induced psychosis is why he told those people to go harassed
the San Diego people.
I believe that's correct.
So here is my bloody rap's take on this situation.
Multi-award-winning sick fuck.
I believe this guy has won sick fuck of the week twice.
This is an international sick fuck. You know Alex Jones, Mr. Infowars,
Mr. Sandy Hook massacre. The guy who said that Sandy Hook massacre was fake and
all that shit. Mr. Conspiracy theorist, Mr. I think on a different plane.
This cock sucker came out and said,
he's saying now because no one will do business with him.
He's off a social media, they kicked him off a Twitter.
I believe they kicked him off a YouTube,
they kicked him off a Facebook.
This guy was going around saying
that the Sandy Hook shootings at the elementary school
in Newton, Connecticut was a giant hoax carried out by
crisis actors and so forth that so on. Well, this piece of shit is now claiming that at the time
when he was saying these certain things and talking about these certain events, it was a form
of psychosis. No shit asshole, too late.
Sorry asshole, he said and I quote,
and I can't stand quoting this freak.
I have all, I've had a form of psychosis
back in the past where I basically thought
everything was staged.
Oh, dude, I don't give a fuck.
Okay.
I get that you're abundant and all that's,
there's one thing to be abundant. And it's one thing to be're abundant and all that's it. There's one thing to be abundant.
And it's one thing to be a cynical and all that stuff.
You don't get that pass.
Sorry asshole.
Sorry.
And if it was a form of psychosis,
let me see some doctor paperwork.
And even if the doctor says that,
don't matter, you're still a scumbag.
That was great.
All right. Let me see some doctor paperwork, not medical records. I thought that was great. What do we see some doctor paperwork?
Not medical records. I love the way rap dogs.
Yeah. I still think Alex Jones is minus
moment. He once said under oath that he couldn't
remember something about his marriage because he
had eaten a big bowl of Texas chili for lunch.
And because of the Texas chili, he couldn't
remember the answer to the question. He said that under oath to a fucking judge
crows that's pretty odd in his defense if you had taxes chilly I had a lot of it
my life it's fucking amazing there's three kinds of meat in there and no
kinds of vegetables it's delicious that'll make you forget your wife that's so
good goddamn right yeah god, goddamn mama forget your wife
All right with that we want to bring the show to our next segment, which is of course
Oh We talked about it last week.
Opie put out a couple of episodes where he's hanging out with this guy Matt Farah.
And he is the host of the Smoking Tire Podcast.
He's a car guy.
Okay.
He's really big into cars.
He knows all about them.
And him and Opie and Carly Louise are hanging out at this Manhattan
car club.
It's a club where you can, as a member, rent out super high-end vehicles for like a weekend.
Okay.
If you wanted to have a Porsche and just cruise around for a weekend, you could do that.
Huh. okay. It's Lamborghini, they have all the shit.
So they're podcasting from this club in an area where all the cars are, which is great
for podcasting because you know, you hear cars starting up, you hear people talking
they're horny, all this shit going on.
That's exactly what you want.
That's exactly what you want.
What's great about this show, I listen episodes 94 and 95, which is a two-part series in this Manhattan Car Club extravaganza. And what's
great about it is that you have Matt and Carl, who are both interesting people who know a lot of
things and have interesting things to talk about. And then you have OP. And OP is never seemed more like the third wheel
than he does on this show.
Yeah.
This is his show.
That's awesome.
Yeah.
The OP radio podcast, by the way,
he mentioned that he would be willing to rename it
and our sub-radity cable was some good new names for.
We'll get to that later, but this is the OP radio podcast
and I just love the fact that they are paying him no mind.
It starts off with OP tries to tell a joke
that literally goes nowhere, literally, there's nowhere.
He can't figure out what the punchline is,
and so Carl just starts talking again.
Kid runs his mouth.
I'm so yellowy.
I'm pretty bad now that I look at him.
I'm pretty bad.
It's cool guys. It matches the color of
this hurricane. I thought he had I thought he had jauntus and then I realized he's still
you know short short start clip notes. I thought he had jaundice and then I realized
that he um that uh that was the joke that Opie told. And remember, this is the guy who says he spends hours
editing his podcast.
Yeah, in a show.
The show is a nice spend hours together.
I think this podcast, the craftsmanship really comes through.
The first time someone hears this podcast is when you upload it.
That's the first time anyone's heard it.
Opie has no control over his own show.
He's trying to tell this really boring story
about family shit.
Cause Opie's go to his,
oh, I grew up in a crazy family.
You wouldn't believe my brother's,
oh my gosh, growing up,
Matt and Carl do not care about this at all.
And I can't look at half a Rolex lineup.
Rolex is lined up anymore either,
cause he ruined it for me.
So let me get back to the, my brother's.
Oh, sorry, sorry.
No, sorry, there's just a lot of fun back to my brother's texture. Oh, sorry.
Sorry, there's just more fun beach
rain.
This is good.
Well, I was going to have it.
OK, OK, OK.
So I'm trying to get my brother to
help me out with these family stories,
right?
So cement and fetching rocks.
Someone just ate shit outside.
What happened?
So they're literally distracted by
anything out the window.
They don't, they were talking about
something else.
And we go, I was trying to tell you guys a story like, okay, all right, okay.
Whatever, your brother texted you something once.
What the fuck happened?
And then as soon as he starts up, the guys like, whoa, we're gonna think out the window.
Everything's gonna be like the little brothers like tugging your pant away.
You know what?
You wanna hear it out?
I was telling you a story
that is OP on this show gets to the point where curl we shows up with a sandwich that he's really
proud of and OP's jealous of the sandwich because it's getting too much attention
the 9k layer of meat here there's there's more to dela there's Salami, two kinds of Salami, right? Capacola, Capacola, Bishu-Diti, Moose Fire, Extremely Fire.
So fire.
Can I punch it?
What are you saying?
We gotta stop giving OP beer.
I think it's not going well.
Oh boy.
The guy has to say what she goes, can I punch it?
Oh my God.
And then they're talking about it as if he's grandpa?
Yeah.
What are we gonna do about the home star?
Oh, he has a self-given OP beer.
I, grandpa's that's in real weird.
Maybe we should take him to the home.
Yeah.
Oh my goodness.
He seems like he's out of it.
That sandwich ever, did that sandwich do nights in New York City?
Was it on WNW?
And then there's a part where Carl is talking to Matt about this product that he has.
Ope is not understanding what's going on.
He's totally not including the conversation, so he wants in.
And listen to Carl's reaction.
When is the 2.0 knife coming out?
The second knife.
So let's say.
Because I want the second knife. You're going to have the second knife so I want because I want the second you get the second
I've even had the first night the first when you told me about the second knife and you're like in this point for opening boxes
You guys explain sorry
Talking again, oh, geez is this the beginning of the yet
Talking again. Oh jeez. Is this the beginning of the yet?
Wow, oh because I'm not part of this car. What are you guys talking about? Yeah, all right? Let's back it up for this fucking dumb dumb explain it to the city
This is another example. He actually calls out Carl for not paying attention to him
Documentary me ill dude gross and then my and then my, my cleaning lady, right? I don't want to eat the sandwich.
My cleaning lady, I'll talk to Matt.
He's got his ADD kicking in.
He goes, I'll talk to Matt and he's talking about Carl.
He goes, he's got his ADD kicking in.
Because Carl is actually getting drunk at this point.
Yeah.
And he's just kind of shooting the shit.
He doesn't care about what Opie's saying.
Opie's talking about watching a documentary
with his cleaning lady next to him or something. Not in sense. So it doesn't care about what OP is saying, OP is talking about watching a documentary with his cleaning lady next to him or something.
None says.
So it doesn't fucking matter.
Which we all can relate to.
Of course.
Who hasn't been there?
Oh, there's this bit too, where they're around all of these amazing cars.
Yeah.
And Carl makes this observation that is such a slam on OP and it gets zero response.
So it's not like we're just friends busting balls.
It is a showstopper.
No one's gonna worry.
If someone bitches about the Ferrari running in the background,
they can go fuck themselves.
OP, if we were cars, that car would be the complete opposite of you.
Right?
Whoa.
Look at this Ferrari.
They're all excited about it.
Car will go, if we were cars, that car would be the opposite of you.
That car's amazing.
It's not even funny, it's just like a fuck you kind of.
And what point does he realize that this is not working?
That's a good question.
That's a good question.
I know that their ranking is falling further
and further down iTunes,
which would lead me to believe that less and less people are listening to this on purpose.
Yeah.
I think more people hear it through our show now.
Yeah, no shit.
And I'm listening to his show.
It's too funny.
I was actually looking for this.
I put OP into the iTunes search.
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Right?
Yeah.
Yeah, he's making billions of dollars a year.
I think he's probably pretty well off.
Why?
Why is he embarrassing himself? pretty well off. Why?
Why is he embarrassing himself? Yeah, why do this? That is the question.
That's the question, Kevin. That is the fucking question. We're all tried to figure out what is going on here.
And this is him still thinking he's out on the radio. So maybe part of it is that he thinks he's like making his comeback.
Remember when Dice did this in the 2000s,
he thought he was gonna get back to Madison Square Garden again.
You're like Dice, your time is coming.
I mean, it's cute.
It's neat that you're writing jokes again,
but your time is coming gone.
Opie goes to a commercial break.
And then when they come back, remember this is a podcast.
He has to reset everything that's going on.
Hey. Hey. Oh, fuck.
We're here with Matt Farrer from SmokingTire Podcast.
Well, right.
Well, who was dudes ever?
And where are we again, sir?
We are at Classic Car Club Manhattan.
Good job, good job.
You fucking know all about this shit.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Only we know.
You told us this already.
Everyone's listening from the beginning
No one's coming in halfway
Oh my god, I need that Alex don't drop as part of my life that is so far I finally found a place for it. I was so excited about this fucking know all about this shit
I just wanted to shoot her in that drop and I'm so excited about it. Yeah, it certainly is not bullshit
excited about it. It certainly is not bullshit. All right, before that he does the reset, because he thinks he's on the fucking radio still, they do a read for purple mattress. And
there was this thing where Carl was talking about when they were doing a live read for purple
mattress a couple episodes ago. Carl says, oh yeah, I haven't even opened it up yet. And
he's like, why would you say that?
Just pretend that you did it and that you like it.
That's a whole point.
So now, Carol's coming around and talking about how,
oh yeah, I'm using my problem mattress and I love it.
And Carol actually has a joke that I thought was hilarious.
Of course, they ruined it by laughing too hard,
but this is a good joke.
So the purple mattress is open.
It's beautiful.
Yeah. And I'm using, and I got to third base
on it.
Ooh, is that the video?
I got to third base and aggressive third base too.
What's an aggressive third base?
Means when you go straight to third base.
Oh, so you hit the ball, run through the picture's mound, and just go to pick it, and slide into third base. A funny joke.
Okay.
I have aggressive third base.
I just want straight to third base.
But they laughed a little bit too hard at it.
And then later on in this story, we're talking about going to third base with this check
during this commercial read.
This fucking guy, Carl Ruiz I know your listening is trolling me
so my third base took a little nappy poo and I went up I got up to have a
siggy and it didn't wake her up come on man it's fucking ridiculous I'm not taking an ampie poo. I'm not taking an ampie poo. I'm not taking an ampie poo.
I'm not taking an ampie poo.
I'm not taking an ampie poo.
I'm not taking an ampie poo.
I'm not taking an ampie poo.
I'm not taking an ampie poo.
I'm not taking an ampie poo.
I'm not taking an ampie poo.
I'm not taking an ampie poo.
I'm not taking an ampie poo.
I'm not taking an ampie poo. So there's really no reason for this.
But the producer Joey Chimes in and tells you what to think.
This special BMWs don't really drive any different from the regular BMWs.
And they cost a lot more money.
Okay, even though I'm not a big car person,
and I can't see a fucking thing that's going on,
I'm intrigued.
Matt, just dive in a little deeper. Carl bring us up this speed
So Joey feels the need cuz he realizes this is a terrible podcast
Pointing at cars. I'm like, yeah, look at that thing over there
And look at this thing and they're talking about shit that I have no idea
Thousand horsepower no way. Yeah, so they're talking about the shit
So Joey is a company to be like even though I don't care about cars and, no way. So they're talking about this shit. So Joey has to come in and be like,
even though I don't care about cars,
and I can't see what they're talking about,
this is fascinating.
Yeah.
Right, guys?
Boy, I mean, tree.
This is a show for fucking idiots.
Even Steve and Carillo is like,
ah, too smart for this.
Just kidding.
This next clip that I have here is,
this is just great.
OP tries to make a joke and Matt realizes the OP is not figuring out what they're doing
at all.
Matt's going in depth about these cars and how they're made and why this one's better
than that one and they're going back and looking at the guys working on the cars.
And OP tries to be funny. No, come back here.
I have to go in the back.
Going in the back.
Porsche 911 idling here.
Hey Matt, you think they'll give me an oil change
while I'm here?
No.
Oh boy.
Oh boy.
So at this point, Matt realizes that OP is not
understanding what they're doing at all.
Yeah.
OP just sees guys out of the cars,
he's like, hey, I get it all changed.
He's like, no, you don't,
do you not understand what's going on right now?
No.
So is this a Chiffy Lubarino?
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
So now that Matt fully understands where Opie's at,
he decides, should we even be having this conversation?
This is awesome, man.
Is there anything you want to know about these cars
you're looking at?
Do you care about that sort of thing?
Or not really?
I mean, for the audience, cost a quarter of a million dollars.
Do you want me to explain what's going on here?
Yeah, so listen, guy with microphone. Do you give a shit about any of this stuff?
Or what do we do?
What do we do?
I know he's like, no I just want to make oil change jokes.
Yeah.
Do more of the head.
I mean I don't give a shit but my audience does. So maybe can you talk to them?
And dump it down for them.
Because my audience is stupid.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, we've done some demographic surveys and they
not a single one has gone through high school.
Yeah, so what can tell me about this BMW, but don't talk
anything about cars.
Yeah, in general, I think you can really dump it down.
Like are those wheels?
Yeah, like is it cool or is it like sweet?
Are there four wheels with that car?
Yeah.
All right.
What is this thing that's open now?
Is this called a hood?
Is this what it's called?
Oh, it didn't ski.
And then the car where we was just like,
I got to the hood before even kissed her.
Oh!
No!
No!
Oh, and then Oampi at one point
starts bragging like a braggadocious braggar does. He's an amazing basketball player
Do you know this Kevin you slussed on it? Do you know that he's a great basketball player?
Yeah, yeah, so best you well you don't even know how good he is listen to us and I play basketball
So I'm like look what I can do boom just cuz you say you play basketball
I mean you play basketball as you because you're you play basketball. It would be a car. It would be a car. Because you're a fucking basketball.
You're like, we just modern people identify themselves
with different sexes.
You know, identify yourself as a basketball player.
I'm a better three-point shooter than LeBron James.
Where are you going with this?
You are an idiot.
You're a idiot.
You're a good one down right quick.
You better back pedal a fuck out of this.
No.
No.
I don't know if you guys ever heard of this guy named LeBron James.
Yeah.
He's not known for a as a three point shooter
But he's still a million times better at taking three point shots than opias LeBron James. Oh my god
What a fucking idiot. We're we're witnessing the mutiny of everyone on the show
Yeah, you just they've totally like fuck this. Yeah, it's bound to happen. It happens to all everyone
Yeah, it happens to everyone eventually and when OP starts bragging you're you've been talking to this guy
Who knows nothing about anything?
He can't be part of the conversation and then when he says you know, I'm a basketball player like no
You're not dude you're a 55 year old fucking white guy who lives in the upper west side. I hate more threes than LeBron
Do you want to do an to apologize for what you just said
to the African-American community?
Because that's fucking ridiculous.
All right, I saved the best for last year, guys.
This is amazing.
So this is a little bit of a longer clip,
but Matt makes a lot of sense right here.
And he goes up on this rant
because they're talking about electric cars
and decreasing the carbon footprint
and why that's a good thing.
And Matt has a great take on this.
If you really wanna do something for the environment,
really, by a 10 year old well maintained Japanese car
and keep it on the road for another 10 years.
Buy a car that's already here because the process of making a car
creates way more emissions and waste
than the process of driving a car.
Like there are certain electric and hybrid cars
where power trains or chassis or bodies
have to be shipped across an ocean twice.
Shipping is completely unregulated.
Shipping, aviation, commercial transport,
causes like 70% of our greenhouse gas emissions.
And the problem is the government and other lobbyists
and whatever, it's in their interest
to make people like you and I feel like we need
to reduce our water, we need to reduce our emissions,
we need to buy a new clean car.
And the truth is, there's four profit companies
that are heavily invested in polluting
and then making us feel like we need to change
our lifestyle to fix the world.
Let me, I gotta jump on that point.
So, okay.
So, he got a little bit too, like,
you know what, man, you got a little pre-gain.
But, I liked his point.
Yeah, that's really interesting.
Very interesting.
He talks about how actually manufacturing a car
emits way more greenhouse gases
than driving that car for the next 10 years.
There's so much production that goes into this
and that's really where the problem is.
You heard at the end, OP says,
oh, I gotta jump in on this, I gotta point.
And I'm thinking, oh boy.
Yeah, like what's OP gonna say?
This guy just made a pretty poignant point.
Sounds like he knows what he's talking about.
And then OP, he needs to jump on top of this topic.
I gotta jump on that point.
So your carbon footprint, right?
So a lot of people like to eat organically,
or like to eat healthy.
And they ignore the fact that what it took to get those vegetables and fruits from other
countries because we're not growing them here maybe and what that does to the
environment as well. What the hell are you talking about? So Opie says there are
people who want to eat healthy organically. I'm guessing that they do that for
their health.
It's not a climate change thing.
If you're eating organic food, it's not because you're worried about carbon emissions.
So are you saying it's not a good analogy to talk about a Toyota and a green bell pepper?
You're saying those aren't equivalent?
It doesn't make any sense at all!
Okay.
Always not understanding anything this guy just said.
He just made all these very points.
Nobody goes, he has to, he shit guy just said. He just made all these very points.
Hope he goes, he has to, he shit how do I need vegetables all day.
What?
No!
There's nothing to do with me when we need vegetables all day.
And the amazing thing is, Crone,
has any doubles down his stupidity.
Oh boy.
Because Matt brings it back to, yeah, maybe.
Anyway, the point is, yeah, I'm a liberal,
so I hate using the term virtue signaling
when you're doing a good thing, but like buying a Tesla
isn't fucking good for the environment.
You made them build you a car.
Building a car was dirty.
Like buy a fucking car that's already here.
You know what I mean?
It's like adopting a kid.
That's art.
And don't go to a, don't have a breeder breed you a dog.
Get a dog that's already here. You're 100% right and I'll go back to my point because when people say I'm gonna eat healthy
They have no idea what it takes to get that shit to America, which I'm not a dude on my daily driver
What is he talking about?
That's my boy right why would you go to a breeder when people say they want to eat healthy?
They don't know how it what it takes to get that vegetable. Yeah, to man
Why are you going to the road she store to buy a new bell pepper?
You should go to the dumpster and get a pepper and someone else already threw out!
Well that would actually be a better point, Grote.
If he would have said that, I wouldn't have clipped it.
That makes you make sense.
He's not understanding this problem at all.
Oh, man.
What a fucking dummy.
He's so stupid.
It's unbelievable.
Wow, wow. And the crazy thing is that,
I'm not an expert on organic living, vegan lifestyle,
but it's a lot of farm to tableship
that's going on right now.
It's a lot of source locally.
Yeah. That's kind of the trend that's going on.
We're trying to eat food that was grown on farms nearby.
That's what a lot of people are doing.
And OP is deciding that these fucking assholes who want to eat vegan,
do they not know about climate change?
Yeah.
That's all right.
That's the world.
I mean, that's, you know, organic carrots, they fly them over.
One carrot in a time. one carrot in a time.
Well, I'm carrying it in a day. That's how organic works.
Ah.
He's so stupid.
He's a dumb dumb.
All right.
Carl crushes OP at his ego in this next clip.
One more highlight. One more highlight.
Out of your...
And out, let me just set the stage real quick.
So the waitress comes over and I guess this woman's been
serving them for a while and they're drinking,
Carl's drinking Miller High Lives.
And so the waitress comes over and talks to them
and hope he makes it all about him.
One more highlight.
One more highlight.
One more highlight.
And then we'll get out of here.
And though I just got to side eye, I'm sorry.
I'm just like, okay.
I didn't give you the side-eye.
I'm gonna be honest.
I could read people on the restaurant business.
She gives zero fucks about you.
You don't have to laugh that hard about that.
You're the Opie was not having any fun with that.
Yeah.
Opie thought that he was a center of attention.
He's like, yeah, I'm podcasting here in your establishment.
Am I bothering you?
She goes, I didn't even notice you.
What are you talking about?
This guy ordered a drink.
I'm gonna go get it for him.
Yeah.
I don't care about you, who cares?
So Opie goes on Instagram a lot.
He goes on Instagram live.
And he likes to just walk around Manhattan
with his phone out and talking to people.
Oh my god.
As they chat at him.
And Opie is having a hard time not being famous anymore.
But man, I missed the days you did a radio show and then you walked in streets and everyone's like, all about it.
I'll tell you something. Not as famous, yeah, YouTube is where it's
at now. There you go, YouTube. I'm certainly not as famous as I used to be, but
there was a time late 90s, 2000, 2001, 2002, around there, even squeezing a little
2003, 2004. Can you name more years old?
Well I walk the streets like I bothered all the time. And now I mean I'm not doing a
high profile show obviously. Hot test is doing well but now I'm gonna get one
or two a day tops. That's just the reality of it.
That is so smooth.
Why is he doing this publicly here?
He's embarrassing himself. He is. And he's shitting on his whole terrible fucking career.
Why publicly though? Like if you're this ad about it, go to a therapist or even better yet,
find something meaningful to do with your life.
Right.
Wandering this reason to your heart, babbling into your cell phone
and fucking live for the world to come and laugh at your fucking misery,
is no fucking way to get to life, buddy.
Exactly.
I just thought I just brought the show to a halt with that.
It's depressing, isn't it?
It is! Do what I do!
I really do, yeah.
Have the decency to go get drunk alone.
Yeah.
Where no one can see you cry.
You know what I'm saying, Opster, come on, buddy.
And Opie took to Twitter.
So Lewis J Gomez, who is a comedian
out of New York, he's the Puerto Rican rattlesnake.
He actually tweeted at us.
He's looking forward to us bashing one of his podcasts.
Ooh, some days he said a message saying,
I thought they would do this months ago,
I've but waiting.
So that's cool.
So Lewis tweeted, somebody asked him if he was going to go on OP show and he tweeted,
I don't think he'd have me on.
His eye for talent is slipping.
And OP tweets at him and says, this is why I have no desire to have you on.
This is a garbage tweet.
Be better.
Yeah, dude.
I know. So our buddy's over at
Poe Boys, tweeted back at OP, he tried not podcasting in a bar. Yeah. And the, the, the
ranching that went on after this is just fantastic. This whole thread is hilarious. He should have looped Melania Trump in and beat Baxter cyberbullying me.
So OP on his last show or a few shows ago said he's totally willing to rename his podcast.
It doesn't even have to have the word OP in it. I don't care. I want to rename it. So there was a
thread in our subreddit of people. There was a contest. What should the new name be?
Thread and our sub-reddit of people. There was a contest. What should the new name be? And I'll read the winner first. Oprah Roo's podcast Aruni.
Oh, that's perfect. That's perfect. That was the number one. Number two was the
Shitass Hobo thief show. Yeah. My submission was Karl Ruiz and Friends.
My submission was Karl Ruiz and Friends. Hehehehe.
Your answer.
Yeah.
The Zoom Recorder Show.
Hehehehe.
This is what I like.
It says, um, Nopey Gadio.
Okay.
I'm in.
It's upon.
I like it.
Uh, the Destroyer Cast, Dopey Radio.
And then, um, there's one from Jen from the Jingles Department tits McGee. He is known
as tits as one of his nicknames. So there you go, Opie. Yes, some ideas from our listeners.
Yeah, take that ball and remember that buddy. Take it. Croge. Yeah. Done with Opie. Oh, thank
good. Let's get on to other terrible podcasts. All right. I believe you gave me a couple of
Clips here that we need to address. I did I did I did so this Graceland is my Opie I can't fucking get enough of the show. It is so bad. It's so bad and like I'm a big rock and roll guy
And I love fucked up history and like the fucked up history of rock and roll would be the perfect show for me
Except that this guy is fucking terrible, man.
And can I back up real quick?
So, just Grace Land has a show that we reviewed.
Chris and I reviewed this on the podcast
because Kroge had recommended it,
not for us to review, I put to actually listen.
And since that's happened, this show has exploded.
Yeah.
It's winning awards, it's everywhere.
You can't go on the internet without seeing something about disgrace land
It's been picked up by I heart radio or one of those shitty networks. Yeah. Yeah
So this guy's getting a fucking ego now. He's very proud of himself. I think he's the best. It's fucking awful
And I know I was going on and on about this he put out an April fools episode. Oh, Jesus. That was the worst fucking thing
I've ever heard and it's now April fool's episode. Oh, Jesus. That was the worst fucking thing I've ever heard.
And it's now disappeared from the internet. Oh, really? He put it out. He put it out for one day
and then pulled it back and then put out a real episode. It was just for the fucking real OG originals
to listen to. This fucking show and it was 42 minutes long about how Jim Morrison was the Zodiac
killer. And he tells story after story after story about how Jim Morrison was the zodiac killer. And he tells story and for story and for story
about how Jim Morrison recorded this vocal track
and he was feeling a little itching a soul
and he went out and he shot this young couple
and it just goes on and on and on.
But the crazy part was it was,
you couldn't tell the difference
between this bullshit story and his regular episodes
because all regular episodes are fucking complete bullshit.
It's all made up nonsense. Oh, and then they were standing in the room together just
the two of them and the one guy was thinking this and the other guy then reached down and
then he's real. And then he flashed back to his childhood and he had a vivid memory of 1942.
It's so fucking you. Anyway, I just pulled these two fucking clips out and I just I love them and I
you should just play with no context. Okay, When that didn't work she got to her feet.
Grab the ice bucket on the room service tray with the empty bottle of champagne in it.
It began paulming hands full of whatever un-melted cubes of ice you could find into her near-dead
fiancins asshole.
I was just talking about...
Well you didn't know that Kevin?
If you're near someone who's having a heroin overdose,
shove ice up the ass.
I think it'd be a little bit of context.
This is about Kirk Cobain.
It is.
Okay.
That's the love with shoving ice cubes
of Kirk Cobain's asshole.
Apparently, where did he get a source for this?
I really wanna see some citations.
You know what I'm saying?
Where are the footnotes for this fucking story?
I don't believe it.
I watched the Francis Bean documentary.
Yeah.
Not one mention of an ice cube in an asshole anywhere.
Oh, and it gets even worse.
That fucking story just goes, it's fucking awful.
And then my number two, I just love it.
I just love it.
You want to ask me about my influences
or what my thoughts are on grunge?
My thoughts are it's a joke, just like you.
And my influences are twofold.
My inner labia and my outer labia those are my influences fuck off
that fucking show is so terrible and I can't I can't not listen to it you know
to be in it comes up my feet it's like they're gonna talk about curtain
Courtney I'm like all right I'm gonna listen and it's and then that that's what
you get and it And it sucks.
I don't even have a point to this fucking rant.
I just really hate that guy.
So the show is just made up stories about rock.
But it's presented as a true crime podcast
about rock and roll.
Right.
And then like his most recent one was about
Ike and Tina Turner.
And he's like, oh, I'm gonna tell you all about them.
But then he does it.
He just tells some bullshit stories about some date
they went on to a sex club or something.
And it's all ridiculous.
Like here say bullshit.
There's no way he could have any facts about any of this stuff.
Right, right.
What's the name of the host?
Jake's on 10, Jake's right.
It's Cormor.
Yeah, thank you.
Yeah.
I just wanted to use that drop.
I was very excited about it.
Cormor. Oh boy. Yeah, thank you. Yeah, I just wanted to use that drop. I was very excited about it. Cornball
Boy Kevin you've been you've been sidelined a little bit and I feel like I need to bring you into the fold
Somebody found a very important video that's near and dear to my heart and they posted it on our subreddit and I want to play a clip from said video
There's a comedian from Russia
He used to be very popular in the 80s.
For the second part of his career, he went to Branson Missouri. And he started up a place there
called Yakov's Dinner Adventure. Nice. Yakolf's dinner adventure is a show where you have dinner between the other shows that you go to.
You're familiar with Branson, Missouri, Grosch.
Oh, of course.
On every summer.
So this is the four-minute long commercial
for Yachtgolf's dinner adventure.
I imagine this is the video that runs in the hotel rooms,
you know, that channel that's up there,
and it just runs through all the shit they want you to do
while you're in Branson.
I'm guessing this is just set up loop in people's hotel rooms.
Average age 92.
Ha ha ha.
Watching them talk about Yacchav's dinner adventure,
and I'm not gonna play the entire four minute clip. The best part is what they're talking about the dinner. Because they talk about Yakov's dinner adventure and I'm not going to play the entire form in a clip. The best part is what they're talking about the dinner because
they talk about the show and how amazing the show is, how patriotic it is and
it gets everyone in tears and shit. But when they talk about the fucking food, I
love that people are blown away and they get served warm food. Anyway, I don't want to
get too fired up, let's play the clip? I love what I do and when we created this show, we want to touch all five senses.
And when I say five senses, I mean smell and taste too.
Because when we serve our dinner...
Hello, I second. Five senses.
What about touch?
I just started this now. Are you touching people?
Hey.
It shouldn't be five. It should never be five senses.
Alright, I'm sorry.
I'm gonna get back to it.
Not only our performers will be dancing,
but your taste buds will too.
I like the food.
It was hot and fresh.
The food was fun.
I cleaned my play.
It was much better and I expected,
and it was nice and hot.
I don't know how you did it.
Ah!
But it was great.
This is a delicious gourmet meal.
You get beef brisket, chicken, creamy mashed potatoes, green
beans, almeidean, a roll, and delicious soup.
This delicious mouthwatering meal is served to you
on the golden platter with linen napkin, real silverware, and the fake candle.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, y'all come stand there adventure, it will blow you away.
God, Lord, this is one of the greatest videos to ever surface out the internet.
I fucking love it.
I fucking love it.
Boy, you know, I thought this food was to be hot fucking garbage, but believe it or not, I can actually
cough it down.
They spent as much time talking about the napkin and the silverware as they do talking about
the foods at their service.
Yeah.
Locally sourced napkins.
Greated on loom.
Made out of chicken bone. You know when you normally go to your shitty old
country buffet or golden corral food sometimes cold. Not here because we serve it to you on a
gold platter that's been sitting inside the radio active
Russian dishwasher
Straight from Chernobyl
right from Chernobyl only in Russia
There was another video that I haven't seen in a while we talked about how the plates on magnets
So it doesn't fall off the tray
This thing is so fucking ridiculous And you got to think about the target audience for this
Because the target audience is just thinking oh
Fuck as a food and I can even eat. I don't have teeth
Creamy mashed potatoes and soup. All right. Yeah, I can do that
They mashed potatoes still have any chunks at all in them. No staples, no
Fuller at all, not like would you get at the home? All right fuck that place
These show is so entertaining you will hop up in your seat
But don't worry about spilling warm food all over floor, cause all of them have magnets on it.
All right, so that's a lot of fun.
And I do enjoy our subreddit.
They still like us for now.
And I do want to give a shout out to DigiBro, who put a video up on
YouTube praising WATP.
DigiBro is a YouTuber in a regular on the DIC show, and I think
we're going to work out a way to have my art show at some point.
Cool.
I also want to talk about, all right, I didn't know if I wanted to talk about this or not,
but I'm going to throw it out there.
If anyone's following, who are these podcasts on Instagram?
That is not us.
Someone created an Instagram page for us. And it's not just any someone.
It's specific people who have made it their life mission
to fuck with us.
Yeah.
We have these couple of kids up north
who are very, very buttered
that we did not enjoy their podcasts.
They got nothing nothing with time.
And they have so much fucking,
do you know about this, Crows?
You know about this Instagram page?
I did, somebody linked to like some Instagram something
and I clicked on it and I'm like,
oh, there's a hashtag and I click on that
and this whole world of WATP on Instagram opened up.
Yes.
But it was some weird alternate dimension shit.
And it, once I clicked on it,
I'm like, oh, it's those fucking idiots from that flash.
It's those fucking idiots from that fucking show.
And it's pathetic.
These losers have so much fucking free time.
I thought they were just on their Twitter,
talking about us every day, which is pathetic enough.
Yeah.
But no, it's worse than that.
They've gone and fronted every single one of my real friends
in real life.
And they've created an Instagram page with over a thousand followers.
Which are all bought.
I don't know.
It's gotta be.
There's a way.
There's a way.
I mean, whtp has some fans.
I mean, what the fuck, dude?
You're like, well, you don't promote it here.
I've never talked about it.
I've never been out of existence.
It's not linked for many of you.
You're on the media.
It's not.
It's not.
If you want to know what's officially endorsed by WTP,
you can find the links on our website.
This Instagram page, I mean, it's fine.
It's not hurting us, but what's weird about it is
these shit heads post nothing but Simpson's references
and Howard Stern photos in between inspirational quotes.
So weird.
It's bizarre.
Yeah.
And what bugs me about is that there are people
on there liking these things.
I see people liking inspirational quotes
or pictures of Howard Stern as if I'm fucking doing that.
I'm not doing that.
I have nothing to do with this Instagram page.
It's wildly pathetic.
It's so weird.
It's so weird.
Very sad. And I never even knew this was happening. It's so weird. It's so weird. Very sad.
I never even knew this was happening. I didn't either.
If you're following us on Instagram, you are not following us on Instagram.
Yeah. Because we're a podcast. What am I going to post pictures of?
What the fuck? I have one photo of me standing next to Anthony.
That's pretty much it. You can find it at our Twitter. Yeah, there you go.
Anyway, I just find these kids to be weird, they're like weirdos.
That's so sad, it's so sad.
This guy sets up the bad about us,
so let's dedicate the rest of our natural born life
to spreading not even negative shit on the internet,
just shit, just straight up shit post and all the time.
And that's why I feel bad about even saying this,
because I think they wanna be part of the conversation
so badly.
And now we're making them part of the conversation.
Yeah, so they want.
I guess.
This is their victory left.
I guess, but it's not cool.
There's nothing they should be proud of.
No. Yeah, you gotta take a long, hard look
in the mirror, fellas. Maybe I'll take all of this out and post. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. I love that they think you're like Midwest or whatever and
One of my favorite things that people do on there is try to spell crows
Fuck it's up to like 14 letters. I love it. Yeah
Yeah, if you get spell crows less than 10 letters here in India
Should only take 10 letters. I am not going to play a teaser this week. What?
I know.
It's just weird.
You invited me here under false pre-tests.
It's true.
And everyone who downloaded this episode
probably assumes there's a teaser.
Yeah, that's the only reason I download.
Damn.
Everyone's favorite part of the show
is now part of the show this week.
I'll tell you why.
I can't unsubscribe fast enough.
I'll tell you why.
I'm gonna leave a nasty comment on Instagram
Yeah, you should probably DM the Instagram account
So no teaser we're gonna be taking off next week
Because the isotose of performing at comedy at the Carlson woohoo. So instead of that we'll post something old and
Carlson. Woohoo! So instead of that, we'll post something old and we'll be back for Easter weekend. And we're gonna have a first time co-host, a female comedian.
Ooh.
We'll be on. It'll be the first time there was actually a funny woman on the show.
And yes, we play Body MacFarland every single week. And this is the first time a funny one, and we'll be on the show.
So that's gonna be a special surprise
for next week's episode.
Kevin, anything you need to plug, my friend.
Citrix or Microsoft Server?
Nope, I'm good.
Okay, Kroge, anything you wanna plug?
I'm gonna be on the sub-right later.
My name is Real Silverware.
Come join me.
I'm sure Kroof andabka's a lot of common.
I think you have to say.
All right, well please join us again in two weeks
because it might be the episode we find out once and for all.
Who are these podcasts?
Sleep well, every pony.
Party in the must-vis
of Morning Radio.
Get out and show these old podcast.
Slapperoonies. Okay. Great show. Good job now the show is over. Slapperoonie.
Mm.
OK.
Great show.
Good job, everybody.
Great job, everyone.
How's the room?
How's the room?
Yeah.
And so.
Fuck you. That's why today will not be a great show.
Fuckin' things start!
You gotta have those.
Well, never turn it.
That's faster, please call.
I, you know, who are these people?
Oh, casts.
I don't know.
I don't get it.
Makes no sense.
Let's talk about voicemails, because I've gotten a lot of feedback on this, and one of the
things I've been hearing is
I play every single voicemail that comes in.
I shouldn't do that.
Carl, you don't have to play every single voicemail.
Just select a few and it's not true.
Yeah.
I don't play every single voicemail that comes in.
You've shown me the voicemail list.
It's fucking bonkers.
Right.
So I don't play every single voicemail.
You should have received something in the mail
about your car's extended warranty.
Since we have not gotten a response from you.
We are giving you one final courtesy call.
Okay, all right, maybe I do play every single
fucking voicemail that comes up.
God damn it.
All right, our buddy, Boomer Guy, does not love Kaya.
What the fuck's wrong?
They're all, it's your boy
Sikker guy, otherwise known as boomer guy who has fucking strep throat
Anyway, it's already good. I'm just listening to the podcast. I just want to say to
Super Kai 64. Yeah, it's funny how he's telling the truth about how YouTubers act like this.
Oh, they got such a rough fucking life.
I work a hard job of commenting on video games and seeing other people's fucking footage for video games and commenting on it.
They say, shoot and touch and all that.
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I hope he says that to his face.
I hope he said the trick to critical dumb like depressed looking in a
perma depressed looking at space.
You know, to his little now nourished no fucking muscle
ass to his face and says, Hey, critical.
You are one of those places I'm talking about.
You are one of those little bitchy ass like youtubers I'm talking about I hope
Super Kai 64 grows a pair and fucking says that to him cuz you know what I find
it funny and I find it during that he really does believe that so you know what
go fuck yourself super Kai I'm really sick I'm not making clear thoughts, but yeah dude.
I just find it funny that you have this viewpoint.
All you did, your whole money, your whole life
is built around sucking some of you,
you could drop it.
Pop boomer guy.
I know, that was a very long.
You know, Carl, you don't have to play every voice
man because it.
The boomer guy's Donald Trump Jr.
It's possible.
Yeah, he just calls it.
There's a lot of controversy going on right now with
Kaya's take on YouTubers.
The one thing Kaya is not is too faced.
Yeah, he fucking puts it out there.
He has an opinion and he makes it well known.
I get him a ton of credit for that.
He has called out guests. makes it well known. I get him a ton of credit for that. He has called out guests
He's hand on his show. So again, it's fucking person sucks. I don't care about that. That's impressive
That is good. I don't know a lot of hosts who do that. So boomer guy if you want to call out superkite
64 whatever you call him
I don't know that you're right about that and I I think he knows that he's in this world of youtubers and
He's got a pretty
good sense of humor about it.
Yeah, also maybe get a life for a hobby and don't get well soon.
But sorry, what were you saying, Garth?
I have a couple more voice mails here.
If you remember from last week, a guy called in and called out Boomer guy saying that anytime
someone talks shit about it on the sub-reddit,
he reports them.
Do you remember this?
I remember that, is that true?
That's so funny.
It's crazy.
So this was a serious accusation that was made.
And Boomer Guy, when he left that voice mail,
hadn't listened to the entire episode yet.
Oh boy.
And at this voice mail, now he has.
Oh boy.
And he's feeling better.
Oh good, I doubt it.
Hey Carll this is
boomer guy on my way to a job interview listening to the uh...
well
podcast
hey by way uh...
just heard this fucking massive drop of uh...
huge fake news
uh... no i'm not being sarcastic at all uh... i'm being
fucking honest
uh...
this guy is saying that i'm reporting people. Okay, first off let's nail something. I don't know how to work reddit
He's got Google Maps gone look I know he's on this
I don't know how to fucking work it. I know that I may think like the
VHP reddit just to see what you guys have to say because there is no face with group
or anything like that
sorry
but no like i'm not on reddit
so your moderator is an artistic fucking retard
so yeah
but it's on the fucking podcast i don't care if it was even with the the
google map as well let them here that i'm on my way to my fucking interview uh... if we saw the fucking podcast i don't care if it was even with the the google
map as well let them here that i'm on my way to my pocket interview
let them know that the mother fuckers are so fucking retarded
you know that you fucking retards
i know that
oh yeah and if anybody does create the name boomer-gye and read it it's not
me you've done pieces of shit
there's only one person who knows who I who I really am and
I'm a
bad
the
show okay
that's who you are
the show
and uh... don't say my name and just you can capture me i'm not on the
fucking reddit
holy fuck
wow
i have to say i've never got
job interviews in my life.
When I do on my way to the job interviews,
I think about what are three strengths
for a three-weekness is.
Remember a time when you solved a problem,
I'm like going through those things in my head.
This guy's calling a podcast,
and having a war with somebody
to see who the fuck he is.
Didn't he call a couple of weeks ago
and say he was going on a date or something?
Yeah, I said, this girl that he used to fuck to the camera when she looks like.
Yeah, I actually I asked Alex Jones about that and he said,
Bullshit!
I always don't believe you.
You fucking know all about this shit.
Oh, I gotta bring that dropped to band-frag as that.
That's a blast.
I love it.
So after that voice mail, Bo's a bash. I love it.
So after that voice mail,
Boomer guy called me eight more times.
Of course.
And it was him going through the same thing over and over again.
That's not me.
I don't do that.
Hey, whatever.
I personally don't even give a fuck.
Yeah, who cares?
So I'm not going to play that for you,
but this is something he says in just this last bet
where he's freaking out. It's kind of funny. The reason I'm just gonna play that for you, but this is something he says in just this last bit where he's freaking out. It's kind of funny
I the reason I'm just kind of freaking out is that I I don't like
people
Saying shit in my own name and everything. I guess it's not my literal name
But I I want to have someone of reputation. I'm kind of like apparently
Guy as you probably have seen in my other
Voice mail so you kind of I hope you know that I'm fucking serious like I'm paranoid
Fuck fuck fuck no like I that's not me on the fucking subreddit, okay?
Like oh my god. I for fuck sake man
I just want to take this opportunity to come out publicly and say that boomer guy touched me inappropriately
And he peed in my ice cube trays dude. That's not true. I'm not gonna 18-bit voicemails
Prochets I'm pissing it as I straight I never even pissed anyone's I'm straight. Well, baby twice in college
But I got a college with Groge
And I found some fecal matter in my mailbox. I'm pretty sure it was him that probably was it. Yeah
And definitely call Carl about this don't bother me with it. Okay. I
Love that he is he's got like mental issues or he's admit me that he's got, you know anxiety issues
He's known as fucking calling a thousand times. Yeah
You guys are bet you ain't all this bullshit. I am this might come as a surprise, but I'm paranoid about things
I'm not surprised
Sounds about right
Boomer guy, we love you buddy
Yes, we love you
Thanks for being at least 12% of WATP
Every single week
Oh boy, oh you know what we haven't done in a long time
Alright one last thing I want to do what we haven't done in a long time? All right, one last thing I wanna do.
We haven't read our iTunes reviews in a while.
So let's do it.
Yeah.
Let's get to it.
This is a review that came in on April 3rd.
It's called Clownery.
And the person says,
why are other reviews of this podcast
that are obviously negative?
One set reviews.
Five stars.
They're probably changing the ratings
because that's the only way their podcast has three stars.
Or maybe the podcast app pitties them.
And that is a one-star review from not so photogenic.
He is on the you car.
Oh my God.
Because that's how it works.
That's how it works. That's how it works.
So if you rub your iPhone with a magnet,
just right, it'll change the reviews and itos.
Oh, is that true?
Yeah.
Oh, sweet.
I gotta work on that.
Now Apple was like, you know, looking at the show and going,
oh, they should, you know, what, we'll change these for the.
Yeah, they deserve another star.
Yeah, that's what Tim Cook is doing.
Tim Apple. Yeah, that's what Tim Cook is doing. Tim Apple.
Yeah.
So, Cobra Hawk, our buddy Cobra Hawk wrote a review the next day and it says, dear, not
so photogenic.
I'll take a moment and try to answer the question that you asked in your comment.
The reason there are five star reviews with a rather negative or pointy comment is pretty simple. It's a term you might not be familiar with known as a
joke. I encourage you to Google the word comedy and see what comes up. It may
brighten your day. Yeah. This podcast is described as such which is why you might
be confused. Also, I'm not a podcaster but I'm pretty sure that you're not able
to alter the ratings of your own podcast It seems like that would sort of defeat the purpose have a nice day
Thank you very much, Cobrehawk also from April 4th the subject line is it's and the comment is all right
All right, I'm sorry view from chewy the-star review from Chewy the Third. There you go.
And we have another one,
keep doing what you're doing.
Not gonna lie, I found you guys completely accidentally.
And I love this podcast from Investigator 82.
How else would you find us?
Purposely?
I purposely discovered your podcast.
I didn't know about you before.
And then I purposely discovered it. I was didn't know about you before, and then I purposely discovered it.
I was looking for podcasts with tons of shitty,
snottin' those reviews.
And that's the I-mongers.
This next one is a long one.
So bear with me everybody.
All right.
Fuck a lot.
This is from Natural Death on April 1st.
It's like the 90s but worse.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
You actually said worse, but I corrected it for him.
Remember the 90s when a bunch of New York shock-jocks was playing on every radio?
It's like that except worse.
The host of the show, Chris or something like that, is a pop-ass arrogant idiot who so
wants to be on the radio that he pretends like he is.
It's like some cut rate morning zoo
that includes a wacky soundboard,
useless intro music, and a cast of characters,
the awful voicemails.
Chris always has a co-host.
Most make him seem like he has some charisma.
I don't know where he finds these people,
but they offer nothing.
They have bad minds, they have no insight,
they don't prepare. The show might be a
little less annoying without these clowns. Just when you think the show is ended, the host comes back
and plays voice bells from his drunken followers. For another 45 minutes. They all sound awful,
and it's a weird latent homosexual vibe I get from all of them. Ooh. Hey, now.
You could tell if all the colors were in the same room together
and maybe they are, that it would just be one big dude orgy.
Here's hoping, I mean what?
Natural death.
Cannot come fast enough for the people involved in this show.
And that is a five-star review.
Aye.
That's how you do it right there.
That's awesome.
Piss.
Yeah.
There's no way any of your co-hosts are going to die. Natural death is there?
Well, what? I see a lot of overdoses and homicides in the future for WATP. But I mean, what do I know?
That's what John Edwards told me. Sorry, go ahead.
Croes is just saying that because there's three empties in front of me.
His garbage is the subject of this next one by Pimp X Juice. This show is awesome,
but that kayak kid is awful. As soon as I hear his monotone bag of marbles in his mouth,
sounding voice, I instantly turn it off. He's got awful, and in no way shape or form funny,
that kid is an absolute fruit. Good job on the show though. It's a five-star review.
Wow. I know, kayak. If I didn... If I didn't know it even better,
I'd think that Kai had something personal against Kai.
Eh, it's possible.
Then Christopher Rance on March 31st says,
a boring show.
A boring show that trashes other boring shows.
One style.
Ha ha ha ha.
It was a one-star review.
Ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
The sex one is from Geo Geo Mooda, insufferparable. The show is basically a bunch of unfunny boomers making fun of other people's hard work.
That's a five star. Nice.
Faking.
Love it.
Kevin doesn't take offense to the unfunny part, just the boomer part.
Yeah, I'm an unfunny child, actually.
What the fuck? Yeah. Oh, I was born in 77.
Yeah.
Um, absolutely awful says,
bail in 114737963.
Yeah, let's just put your phone number in your fucking.
Anyway, from March 24th, absolutely awful, a terrible show hosted by an irrelevant,
unfunny, skimmy-the-earth kind of guy. If I wanted to listen to some boomer complaining, I'd turn on Fox News.
It's a five star review.
Boom!
Alright.
I love Lady Die back on March 23rd wrote Skin of Evil.
It's a quote from something else.
A cast consisting of profound inequity surpassed only by unfalatable, spiteful cruelty.
Those who, they and their brood, possess no redeeming qualities and, as a result, should
be destroyed.
Which is some quote from some fucking thing.
I have no idea.
Yeah, that's from art.
It's from art of the deal.
And then he adds it with, I this pot too much to write anything bad
about it. Even if I don't mean it. So thank you very much. I love Lady Die. March 22nd,
D street and row, uh, unlike these guys, I actually listened to more than one episode
of their podcast before making a judgment. They are funny. I can give them that, but they
totally misrepresent so many podcasts.
They choose episode of podcasts that happen to be boring, and then make the generalization
that all of the episodes are exactly the same. Did I say that right? Exactly the same.
Fuck me. They are also incredibly misogynistic. What? They also hate any shred of authenticity
or transparency on any podcast. What? we fucking love broads and bitches in
Home and transparency. We ain't no massage. Just put on a seat through bra
These radio guys need to learn the podcast and talk radio are not the same thing one star
That hurts. Ouch. Great show. Thank you. Oh, this next one is Terrible by Brad the Chad Lad.
A podcast hosted by some talentless nobody from Rochester with a bunch of other
talentless nobody's who can't see there a bunch of losers,
who are only liked by the only people. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha-P is awesome! Ah! Ha ha ha ha ha! I love doing!
Ooh!
And I wrote this one on a podcast recently,
but I have to read it again because Croge is here.
I literally stopped listening to two podcasts,
Adam Corolla and Hollywood Handbook,
because of the show.
I came for the intrigue and stayed for the OP.
And Croge, I think that you're a big part
of turning people off to these shows.
All I can say is you're welcome you are
Correct on that
Opie living rent-free in their heads. I used to enjoy Opie radio until I discovered the shameless show
Jeremy Tater-tat five stars and
And then I maybe were
Maybe we're caught up by that I don't know
Jeremiah Tater-tat it's like an awesome. That's a deep pull right there
Yeah, deep right that might be cool. It might be car release. Yeah, no shit. Holy shit
Is that car we really read them again? Who else would be Jeremiah Tater dot
Opie living rent free in their heads. I used to like Opie until he filmed me in the bathroom
I used to enjoy Opie radio until I became a co-host
Is that what it says? Oh, shit. All right guys, we've done it all. All right, kisses, you've sag it. Kill yourself.
Awesome. All right, thanks guys.
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