Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep15 - DrinkDrankDrunk

Episode Date: May 22, 2016

This week Kevin and Karl review a podcast called DrinkDrankDrunk.  What is the premise of this gem you ask?  It's a podcast about grammar hosted by two drunk woman.  Yep, it's just as engaging as that description sounds.  We did learn all about using bold on your fonts in an email and also that the name Liam is short for William.  So basically, we learned nothing and lost precious time that we could've been spending writing emails to their show to rip on them. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello and welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts. I'm Kevin and I'm Carl and we listen to podcasts so you don't have to. We want to remind our listeners that you can check us out on WhoAreThese.com and on Facebook. We're always looking for podcast suggestions, so send us an email, leave us a comment, or post a death threat. And that a show will be analyzing and reviewing a podcast called Drink, Drink, Drunk. Episode number six. As always, we have both listened to the show separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand, so without further ado,

let's find out once and for all who all these podcasts. It's show time. The The The The The The The The I'm a type of a W-A-T-B Yes! That's song, man. It gets the people pumped up It does. And by people It's us Well, we know there is the live studio audience

that you just heard of plotting Oh right, right. Oh, that's true. Yeah. They're pretty calm though through the whole show They're extremely calm. They don't laugh at anything which is great. We tell them, don laugh at anything. Yeah, we don't we don't want any reactions. I'm applauded and then just get the fuck out of the way and they're really good about it. Well, I think it's we you know we give you yeah, that'll definitely and I think it helps you know that we give them snacks before the show. So they're kind of quietly just opening up bags and eating snacks.

Yeah. It's actually just me opening up bags and drinking and eating and eating. Yeah. Well, I mean, here at WATP, we can't afford fancy pre-bagged snacks. So, we have to make our own and put them into little ziplock bags. So our own little, you know, granola and raisins and sometimes some dried banana, you know, put those in there. Whatever you find in the pork aisle, basically. The dried banana is a hit, but I gotta say that's really cutting into the budget.

The dried banana is not cheap. Yeah, yeah, we might want to- We're going to just continue that. Yeah, well, we're going to lose some gonna just continue that. Yeah, well, we're gonna lose some audience Pembers on that some in House. All right, let's take this offline. We got a Yeah, let's strategize. What about walnuts? Anyway, all right, let's go. Let's move on. We listen to a show called Drink Drink Drunk and

It's a show about grammar, I guess Kevin this was And it's a show about grammar, I guess. Kevin, this was unbelievable that this show is a show. Yeah. I totally agree because I wanted to completely murder both of these fucking bitches as soon as I listened to about five minutes of it. I mean, I was like, last week I was sort of like, oh, this isn't such a bad show we reviewed.

And then this week I just was in a murderous rage. It's really, really, really bad. So there were three main sections of the show. It's a half an hour long show. The first section was all about writing emails. The next section, they started talking about, I'm already drawing a blank on what they talked about in the next section. What was the topic?

They kind of went all over the place, but they touched a bit on, they talked about Huffington Post. That's right. They were talking about naming people with names that are spelled weird. Yeah, baby names. Yeah. Oh, it's a post out.

Oh, yeah, baby names. And then the third piece of the show, they talked about a news story about a legislator in some town somewhere who was complaining about their, their colleagues and their poor grammar. So that was the show, those three parts and totally devoid of any entertainment value, whatsoever.

Yeah. Now, as you mentioned, it's drink drunk drunk. So they're supposedly drunk or they're drinking while they're doing the podcast. So I didn't understand why that was the title of the show. There's really almost nothing about drinking. Yeah, I guess, I don't know. I think it was just, you know, two fucking hens got together and they were like, it would

be really funny if we did a podcast where we totally just drank and then talked about grammar, because we're so good at grammar. And they both have those kind of fucking voices that I just want to show I want to crush their fucking windpipe when I listen to it they kind of like ah my my boy that kind of thing uh well there it's yes I agree with you but it's worse than that because the content of what they're saying is so awful that there's just no reason for them to have this stuck-up attitude that they have. Right. They seem to think that they're a lot smarter than everybody else.

Yeah. Um, you know, we like to start off the show by playing a clip that we think best sums up the podcast that we listen to. For me me Kevin. It's number 12 And I called this talking about things they know nothing about This is a really good summation and I'll give you an idea of what Kevin's talking about with these two I think when I said that to you, I didn't read that I just But in that there was somebody who did for Elizabeth like it was like

Trying to find it. It was at the top and it was like the beginning of a video that I also didn't watch Because I didn't watch the video, but it was like Liz It was like Liz Beth, but it that's like the um what's that book? What's that book? The series and then the guy died. Are you trying to drive me crazy? They neither read the article, watched the video, knew what the author was. It was just a repeat after repeat of shit they don't nothing about. And for some reason that's a topic and a conversation for them. It's an embarrassing conversation if you're in a restaurant right here's my clip. Okay, acknowledgments often make me cry. Yeah, I like good analog, like, agnologements. Yeah, I get actually angry at bad ones. I also have trouble spelling that word.

I get actually angry at bad ones. I also have trouble spelling that word So they're talking about the acknowledgement section of a book because they do talk about books a little bit in here too And uh, yeah, yeah, just uh their voices are just fucking. That's like a cheese grater to my fucking balsack It's just like I can't you know Kevin. I find it interesting that you're watching on to their voices because what pissed me off about this show was the actual content and the things that they were saying. And I'd love to just blow through a whole bunch of clips that come from the first section when they're talking about how to write an email. Because it's, well, it's common sense. There's nothing here that anyone wouldn't already know, but they're explaining it as if they're giving these great tips. So let's start with number three, I love bolded lists.

Follow up on that. Yep. Segway into another great tip, with clarity. We came up with some great solutions, then going to a bulleted list. Oh god I love bulleted love the solutions. Oh god I love a bulleted list. How fucking boring of a person are you? That you love a bulleted list. I love I love wet hand jobs. Yeah, I don't love bulleted lists. Oh, shit. I have one real quick that's about the bulleted lists too.

And let me see. If you find yourself using a lot of commas and semicolons, you need some bullets because if I, if you find yourself listening to this podcast, you need a lot of bullets too. To your head. Good. Good observation there. I like that. You made a good connection.

And then so the they talked about bolded lists and then their next amazing tip, play track four. And just go back to the big chunk of text and making it readable. their next amazing tip, play track for. And just go back to the big chunk of text and making it readable, something that I think is really helpful but you have to be super selective, bolding. Bolding, bolding. So she brings up that you can bold text

to make it stand out more. Wow, holy shit. Fuck this. Mine blowing. Mine blowing, it just changed the way I think about life And you would think that you'd say that sentence and be like well, I'm sorry. That's obviously fucking everyone knows that But no they talk about building for a good five minutes after that's brought up and I'll give you a couple of examples real quick Track five I call more bolding talk and

super agreeable. They're so excited about what each other is saying. I started bolding in my work emails which are already pretty concise. Yeah. Like pull this thing, do this thing, and I bolded what I was asking her. And then I liked it a little bit more. And then I said person's name and then I bolded what I was asking of that next person. Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, yes, yeah, she's literally explaining an email she typed at work. Kevin, how the fuck do they think that this is interesting content for someone who doesn't do? Could you imagine if we got to show as a Kevin, um, dude, Thursday, you wouldn't have believed it, man, I was type of this email to,

I had multiple people attached to this email, right? So this is going to be read by three or four different people. Yeah. So listen to, listen to what I did. Yeah. Okay. So I write deer, sirs. Oh my God. Because I said, model, and then it doesn't fucking end there Trek six. We're not done talking about bolding just yet. I I've noticed that you do that in your emails for a while and

Not I mean that like the amazing thing is I said more than personal email Yeah, no, I mean like when you're like we're having a bar crawl on Saturday Bolded date and then you're like it will start at bolded location God Number one who sends a fucking email to their friends that we're having a bar crawl Bold at a date. Isn't people just fucking like Text that or you know like Whatever, I don't know. I just

I don't know how this is a conversation These and did you hear how excited they were and laughing about it? Oh my god, you do said the email like that Well, I should I should say the reason that they're like that is because they're drunk. They're so drunk It's right. They're so fucking drunk. Yeah, that they're talking about emails that they typed. Yeah I talk about what I'm drunk heaven wet hand job I understand this whole fucking email conversation and I know I've been I've been hogging up all the time But just a rap a bow on it tracks seven even more agreeable bold conversation Stuff that you think they would say but but they're like, when you bold the

text that you want me to read, because they get so many emails that they just look at them. So good. So good. It's so good. My God. I'm about putting bold text in an email. And you would have thought that this was a project that they had been working on together for two years. Like, yes, this is so good. Yes, we finally broke through and we've discovered and it's boulding. Oh my God, it's like, you know what, boulding is like, it's like a tan. It's like sending your letters to a tanning bed

because they get browner, they get darker. You know what, you just made it more interesting that these two retards. Yeah, well, literally explain, not only talk about like boulding taxable to make it stand out, but then give examples as if I couldn't grasp that fucking concept without you saying, I'll put someone's name and then I'll put, I want you to do this and I'll put that in bold.

I could you imagine working with these assholes? No. Oh, that's what. One of the things that I pulled here was the... One of the girls, like, totally like drops, like, tries to drop slightly that she was in AP English. I don't know. I'm a brag.

Yeah, here we go. When I was in high school, there was an AP English. Oh, bragg. Yeah, here we go. When I was in high school, there was this AP English teacher and he was such a hard ass. Now, everybody was so scared of him. There was this AP English teacher and a so scared of him, but I totally gave him a wet hand job. And I got through that. If they wanted to talk about a wet hand job once,

I would have been back in. OK, now I'm back. Or if they were talking about grammar, and they just focused on colon's. That would have been more, I could have been back in. I'm back. I don't know. They were talking about grammar, and they just focused on colon's. That would have been more, you know, I could have done something with that, but now I was bold. Everything was bold. All right. So there's a fun little part in here where they give out some very misinformed information.

Again, going back to the clip that I played where they knew nothing about anything, example of that, Track 9. Having to post .ca. That's so cute. I know. What is calm? What is calm mean? .com. Right.

Commerce? Yes. He nod Dot com. Right. Commerce. Yes. He nodded yes. Okay. Right. The internet. You should just be to sell that. And then he went like this shoulder shrug.

I think the internet used to be to sell things. So then everybody was like, no, it's for porn. But then nobody changed to the dot com. Is America like the only dot com user? Do you know how to say it? I mean, I mean, no. But if there's something already in America and you want to put it in your country, like you do see it.

Or UK. Or IT. Italia. Oh my god. Yo, what the fuck is going on there? So these people are talking about grammar and the woman started to sentence with, I mean, no, that's not fucking good grammar. You don't start to sentence with, I mean, no,

you can use that com. And that com, it stays for commercial. It's not commerce. The internet wasn't used for commerce until fucking recently. And that joke fucking landed with a thud. They're giggling about putting bold And then she's like they feel figured out to use it for porn and just fucking crickets

Yeah, well that they got another fucking asshole in there too some other guy That's like they they look over to like oh it's it's commerce, right? Oh, he sees nodding. He's nodding it must be Yeah, that that other person in the room is the only other person who's heard this show It's you and me and that guy Oh Jesus earth who actually fucking listened to this abortion of a fucking podcast as you be called a three dunderheads Three dunderheads The three adults Holy shit, man that conversation there were so many things that I've left a long clip in but there are so many things that I'm just like what no wrong

Yeah talking about I totally Carried and they're in that thing because it's one of those things where like you when you hear somebody you know They're so fucking wrong. Yeah, like you can't just they just plow through it. Yeah, but like but you can't say anything back So like I actually heard myself like going no you fucking idiot like to my I was in my car Right Like how could you be so fucking stupid? Oh, oh, I know why cuz you're drunk. That's the premise of the show I can I don't think they're drunk. No, I know but that's that's what they're trying to pass off like oh Fucking party is all speaking of party. Yeah, Jesus. Here's one of these girls are fucking nerds. Yeah

Here's here's an example of passive phrasing to use. Oh, yeah, great. Okay, so example of the passive voice is The wine was enjoyed by everyone at the party party party party party party party party party party party I was hoping that you would take that clip and like make like a fucking house song out of it like party party party Collins bald party fucking drink drink drunk remix You know what I didn't make a song this time. I felt like I've been doing too much with the music Sorry, I backed off this week But you're right. I didn't even pick up on that. That's like Paris Hilton sounding party party

It's you know, and I hate to put like everybody, because, you know, I don't want to generalize over people. Oh, that's what we do. Yeah, yeah, I know. I know. But there's a generation of, who's gonna get me in trouble for some reason, I don't know why, but there's a generation

of women that seem to have this voice. This is kind of like the popular, and I guess, you know, it goes for guys, too. Guys kind of have that fucking bra, you know, like that. It's called vocal fry. There's an actual word for it. Vocal, when you go in your glass and you talk like this. Okay. And it is a generational thing. It's younger women. And believe it or not, it's

to sound smart. Wow. Alright. I'm not joking about that. Look at that vocal fry for some reason. I don't know if it's just these fucking dummies who are coming out of high school right now. They hear that and they think that that's like a smart person talking. Oh God. Well, I mean there's gotta be there's a male equivalent. I'm sure there's job doing it right now What hand jobs everybody? You know, it's funny dude. I fucking people will tell me all the time like you know You call them out for saying like and and all these other things and then you always do the exact same stuff I'm like, I know fuck you

It's just my show. I get to make it for my show Well, I always call out the fact that's like I edit these shows afterwards So I mean there's things where you you know, I leave ums and likes and shit because it's this natural speak What do you talk? But I get the sense and I've said this a million times on the show now that people don't realize that you can edit your podcast like most people Yeah, like they just do it To me Kevin because when I talked about how this was broken in three sections They do have a little bit of production in there There's like a music bed comes up and if and though whatever they're talking about fades out and then they fade back in

Obviously done in post right So why wouldn't they go back in and go all that thing that we were saying were dot com and commerce. Let's take that out because that's fucking retarded. Yeah. No, they just, they just leave it in. Well, because they think everything that comes out of their fucking shitty mouth is gold. That's exactly, that's exactly what the problem is here. All right, getting back to clips because I got a bunch more track 10. I don't remember what this is, but I called it Holy Shit. Who fucking cares about this?

They choose, don't say it. It's super weird ass spelling. Oh, so... God, this is even worse than like putting too many words in your emails to try and sound smart. This is like, here's a perfectly good name. Let me jack it up. Okay. So that was introducing that whole second segment

that I was trying to break out. Now you know why? Like who gives a shit? They're talking about how people spell their names and they're actually passionate about it. Girls, well, women love to do baby name things. I think that's just a woman thing, maybe. So that makes sense to me.

You know, like, well, they are gonna obsess about names and shit like that, because that's just kind of a thing. But I'm not fucking giving them any leeway, because these... Well, real quick, play Track of Heaven, I call this, this is a lie. So anyway, it's just like really interesting. There is nothing on the show that's really interesting.

When I heard that, I was like, wow, like the record fucking skips. What did she just fucking say? There's nothing interesting at all. But the pretension is interesting, which is in raging. I have some examples of that. But before we go any further, let's take a break. What's here a message about what's coming up on the who are these networking? Go to whoarethese.com

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There's a part where they're talking about, you were talking about the AP English teacher. They talk about this really dumb boring anecdote about the AP English teacher calling some kid out and then they have to pretend that it's interesting. Play track eight. This is so bizarre. And he goes and he's kind of. He goes, oh, I hope you didn't get too fatigued reading the prelude. Oh, what a jerk. What kind of teacher is that? A mean one. Oh, that makes me sad. We all laughed. Ah, actually I think a lot of us didn't

even get the joke. We were like Well, I hope Sean's doing well wherever he is I mean, can we break that down that audio just there? Uh-huh because I feel like We kind of let things go and then just like that yeah, that's fucking terrible. But think about what that just was. This woman was recalling an incident when a student in high school mispronounced a word, and the teacher said, you know, fatigued instead of fatigued. And then it was a combination of their laughing about it. And then the woman feels bad for that kid.

And the teacher's a jerk. It's such a fucking non-thing. a combination of their laughing about it and then the woman feels bad for that kid and the teacher's a jerk. It's such a fucking non-thing. It's not even a thing. What are they doing? Like I hope Sean is okay. I hope he's okay. I hope he's got bless you. Yeah. He's probably a fucking manager somewhere. He's probably your manager because even though he was a fucking dolt, he was still smarter than you are when he got older. But is this part of this whole, and I don't have children, so I don't know what's going on out there, but I hear about all this bullying and these issues. Is that part of that whole fucking culture where God forbid you tell someone that they

suck in the, you know, not the most polite way possible? What the fuck? Gives a shit. Dude, you remember when we were in fucking elementary school, there was a teacher. I don't know, I'm not gonna fucking say his name. I don't know why, but I won't. But he fucking used to like practically beat

fucking kids up when like they got out of line and shit. I remember in fucking, I had him, he was like my teacher, you know, like fourth grade, you were able I had him he was like my teacher you know like fourth grade you were able to like you had like one teacher and like you walked across the hall for fucking you know two other classes but this guy he fucking turned a kid's desk upside down like this is a good messy he's fucking dumb to shit everywhere all over the floor this kid was fucking crawling around crying on the floor. And he's like, yeah, yeah, just fucking put it up.

Like he was like yelling at him and shit. Like that shit happened. It was off his mad, I remember that guy, yeah. But like that is like the extreme, like, and that was something normal. We were just like, oh man, don't fuck with him today. He's, you know, the teachers, he's in a bad mood. Like that would be like

They would slap handcuffs on fucking people now for that come at up laughing because We're doing the exact thing Keep fucking happening. We're like do you believe these assholes have some boring anecdote? And here we are fucking into round three of this fucking Holy shit, you know what if you guys don't send us into round three of this fucking desk turning incidents. Holy shit. You know what, if you guys don't send us hate emails, then you're not paying attention. Yeah, and if you think you guys could,

you know, have a better show for us to fucking review, then fucking send them in. All right. Oh man, yeah, I gotta tell you, this was shooting fish in a barrel. This show is such fucking garbage that there's no part of it that I could even pretend to praise every single piece of this was obnoxious and it even gets off to a fucking terrible star.

Play track one out there. Welcome everybody, I drink drunk drunk welcome When just going through puberty so be easy on our everybody I thought I sounded like a witch like Like a pre-pubescent witch. Yeah. All right. Sorry everyone So if if that is the intro to your show, re fucking re record it, your juice started. Oh, they started that was hilarious. Oh, cool.

Too bad. Like that was a fucking joke to them. Well, I have you, by the way, did you do any Googling to see what these women look like? I did not. I did not. I did not. And Morgan Obodowski.

I did not. It's not easy to find, but I did find a picture of them. They're fucking nerds. Well, don't they have like an Instagram? They plug an Instagram like later on in the show like when they're around. They do. I went to their Instagram. It's not all that exciting.

No. No. It's not just pictures of bold words Oh Yeah, actually there is some of that. Oh my are you fucking serious? Yeah, you go check it out for yourself. Yes, it's fucking terrible anyway I Got a few more things to play do you have any other clips you wanted to get to yeah, let me

I got a few more things to play. Do you have any other clips that you wanted to get to? Yeah, let me look at the old board here. Oh yeah, there's a couple times where they're drinking because they're crazy and it just makes me want to fucking vomit because they're making a lot of like gulp sounds. Here we go. Bold egg. Mmm-hmm-hmm. Morion. Ah, sorry, just took a huge. Yeah. Did you, did you sweeten that?

That was so loud if I had phones just now. No, I didn't. I actually clipped it wrong. I left out the last word, but it's really just about the gulps. And she does a, there's like two or three of them. Here we go. Play the game. I know. Bolding. Morgem. Sorry, I just took Bolding. Mmm, mm-hmm. Morgan, I'm sorry, I just took a huge... Ugh. And they're supposedly drinking wine.

That's not how you drink wine. Yeah, there are just... How many ounces does she try to get down in that one go? If I could hear every fucking piece of that liquid transferring from her mouth to her stomach. So gross. Yeah. Let's see what else we got here. Oh, yeah, I also clipped the .com thing because I was ridiculous to me.

Okay. I've got one here. And again, going back to the fact that they're talking about shit that is not interesting to anyone. I can't possibly be. This is one called different spellings of Liam is not interesting content. Number 13. Yes, the number one boys name in Canada.

So Liam, obviously, normal spelling of L-I-A-M, that's the number one name. But people are using L-E-E-A-M. No. L-I-A-A-M. No. L-I-A-H-M. No. L-I-A-M-M.

Fuck yourselves. Oh, man. I would be the other one here. You know, I didn't know until recently that Liam is a short William. You can tell that they don't say fuck a lot in their personal life just the way they say it. Yeah. You know what I mean?

Like it sounds like it just doesn't sound right when they say it. Doesn't roll off the fucking tongue for them? Yeah, yeah. Not like when we say it. When it's like a fucking, you know, like I didn't even realize I just said fucking right there. Yeah, you can tell we use fuck a lot in our personal lives. We're like fucking red head jobs.

We're leaving wet fucking head jobs. Yeah. When my lady gives me a wet head job, I prelude everywhere. That's a good call back. Thank you. There's a part where they're talking about this legislator. And listen to what this dummy thinks is the definition of cool. Play track 14. McQuirey explained that her fellow public servants, constant slips of the tongue have the

effect of nails on a chalkboard, and then it happens pretty much daily. So, oh my God, I bet she's so cool. Don't you think? Don't you think she has a smart haircut? That's like easy, breezy, but fashionable? What the fuck? Yeah. So, they're talking about this politician

and this politician is obviously insufferable because she's this fucking contours going at it didn't work that correctly I didn't spell this wrong and to these dummies it's like wow she is so cool she probably has a fucking haircut like what she's talking about she probably has a haircut fuck is she talking about um do you know what that reminded me of I had a I had a dig in to find this quote but it's one of my favorite Homer Simpson quotes play yeah play the Homer quote I'm really glad you corrected me Lisa

people are always really glad with their correct. It's like this whole show is on the premise of, we're gonna tell you how fucking dumb you are, and how you're writing your emails, right? And how we're way better at it. Like, who would wanna listen to that? I wouldn't subject themselves to that. Right, and not only that, but who really cares when you're writing an email like that?

I mean, unless I'm writing like the fucking CEO of my company, do I really scrutinize that much about, you know what, there's even a dude that I'm aware of in my previous work experiences, that wrote kind of like in a high-coup style? Yeah, that's just how he wrote. Like, it was three senses. Like, he would write, what he needed to do,

what was going to happen, and then like a summary. And it like, it just was the way he wrote. And you had to kind of learn how to decipher it. But it's like, nobody really scrutinizes that. But apparently, these fucking two twats do. But yeah, even if you were writing an email to your CEO Would you get advice from these two dummies to write that email? Like what do you try to do put your CEO to sleep?

But bore him with different ways to spell Liam. How about that for fucking content? You know what this email needs is a lot more bullets. Just total bullets. By the way, I did just assume that your CEO is a man. And it's because it is, right? Yes. It is. All right. Play Track 15, and then I have a question for you, Kevin. It's like, I think that the presidential election is upon us, the primaries and the

the election, I think instead of a debate, we should be doing a spelling bee. That's a good idea. Here's my question, Kevin. Is that a good idea? No, that is really... That's what I thought too. That's a fucking dumb thing to say. That is really that's what I thought to that's a fucking dumb thing to say. Yeah These again, I don't know who the fucking audience is for these for this show It doesn't make any sense to me at all

Here's just another you know a grammar podcast and they sound like fucking idiots I was like that. Yeah, like, you know. Yeah, like, you know, that all could have been clipped. All you got to do is edit. I could have pulled a ton of that out. Yeah. And I was thinking that too, here's this thing about grammar and they kept saying words matter.

If words matter, then why are you putting in all this filler with, I mean, like, you know, if if words actually matter which I agree with that promise then stop saying words that don't matter all the time right or or clip it out or edit or something nothing they say matter nothing they said matter right all right at the end of the show, they say this, play track 16. You know, it's your questions, bro. And we will answer them on the air.

Drunk word nerds at gmail.com. All right, so I took them up on the offer and I did send them an email. Oh, boy. I'd like to, I'd like to read it to you now. You know, I have it. Please, please. Dear Morgan and Linda, thanks for doing your show. I now know I can use bold text

to make certain words stand out more and bolded lists to display information in Listform. I even listen to your amazing takes and how people spell their names. And the legislator who enjoys correcting her colleagues. I agree that she must be the coolest. At the end of your show, you asked for the listeners to write in with their questions. Here's a question.

Who the fuck do you think was to listen to a show about writing e-bals? I don't want to get too wordy here. I learned that's bad, but more simply put, who is your show's target demographic? Do you actually think you're helping someone or are you both so narcissistic that you think the random words that come out of your holes is somehow informative or entertaining looking forward to your feedback on my use of paragraphs and punctuation.

Yes, go's great. If they do address that question in their next podcast, unfortunately, I will not hear it. And normal, anyone. Right, right. Just the other fucking asshole in the room. The new would comment that that comes meant. Didn't know anything. Yeah. So that show sucked.

And it was coming off the heels of the NPR wait wait don't tell me which was really well produced and had the great production and a live studio audience then we listened to this and it reminds me again that oh fuck anyone can have an podcast for some reason a bunch of people do they shouldn't you're you're wasting everybody's time stop it yeah yeah it, I, it's just like coming back to the thing, it's like that just because you can record your voice and put it on the internet, doesn't mean you should record your voice and put it on the internet call to show.

And I got a, I got a side with Howard Stern, you know, he, he always rips on these podcasters. Like, just because you put out a show and maybe your seven friends listen to it or something, doesn't make you a podcaster, it doesn't make you a broadcaster, it doesn't mean you have a show. This was not a show.

Right. This was two, like you said, adults who have awful voices, talking about nonsense. Yeah, it's just it's not an entertaining concept. I think they were like, well, if we do like we talk a grammar, but then, you know, we do it like when we're drinking like that was like the twist like that they were

going to be drunk while I did it. And it just comes off as annoying. That's just it's just fucking boring. And I do hope that our our listeners will send them an email and ask their questions because they're always looking for for questions for content for their show. So next week we're going to do this again, Kevin. All right. We're going to listen to another podcast. and I went a different way this time. I went to the new and noteworthy section of iTunes. Okay. And, uh, I'm sorry, my fantasy baseball.

Oh boy. I should just get lots of fantasy baseball. Yeah, apparently this guy's not in the starting line up. I should and I have been my anyway. So I wish the new and noteworthy, which is, you know, front and center, you go to iTunes and these are the podcasts that are getting, you know, listen to or for whatever reason, they're being put out there front and center. Cause I wanted to get something that wasn't as terrible

as this. It's easy to make fun of dummies who don't have anyone listening to them But what about a show that actually has a lot of listeners. So what I pulled a teaser here. Why don't you play that clip? Oh, she's in new. New balls. Oh, as full. Wait, where's my line? Okay. How dare you betray me?

You guys, you guys are so rude. You ruined my life. No, you're a god. You guys. You guys, it's awesome. I'm sending you guys now that in this particular dream she's so mad at you. This is a one way conversation.

Oh, we can't talk back. And it's like your tongues have been cut out. It's like. Oh, we can't speak. You cannot speak in this dream. It's just one way. She's pissed. Shut the fuck up. This is not how you have a conversation, man. It's definitely not. Is this some type of like radio play or something like that? No. Well, I was gonna ask you if you could figure out

what the fuck they're talking about. It's actually a podcast called Dungeons & Dragons. This is season two, episode nine, return to the Gothel. This is of the new and no worthy. Yeah, the Stungeons & Dragons podcast. Oh my God. What's interesting about this show is it's these four people, I guess, playing Dungeons

and Dragons. And it just goes on and on and on. So this is a half an hour long show. And it starts with, okay, on the previous episode, you know, someone so got their wizard powers and, you know, this thing happened and that thing. Now we're heading over here. And then it just like starts up and they're like playing dodges and dragons with each other So but it's all female because it's not like they're all females right now. There's a dude on there too Uh, cuz I'd be really funny if they just call the podcast wizard sleeves

I like it. I like it So this is the second season of the show and apparently people listen to it, but I'm, you know, we Kevin and I didn't grow up in this whole, you know, having the internet our entire lives culture. This whole thing now where people watch other people playing video games on YouTube, you know, it's like the biggest YouTube channels around and then listening to people play a boring game. That's a thing. I know I sound like an old man, but why would anybody want to listen to other people play a game? Right. Well, it's funny because there's a Brian Possein does a show called Nerd Poker. Oh yes yes which is a brilliant idea

because it's the same concept they play Dungeons and Dragons but they're all fucking comedians so I mean that's what makes it you know there's ball busted and I don't think that we're gonna get that same level of comedy from this one but I have a feeling it won't be as witty. Yeah, probably not as Brian Bruce ain't fart jokes That is eloquent as those fart jokes, right So that's that's what we're gonna do next week and Looking forward to to listening and learning more about London and dragons. I never played London and dragons growing up Yeah, you're starting is the kind of guy who probably had a phase with that. No actually.geons & Dragons. I never played Dungeons & Dragons growing up. Kevin, you struck me as the kind of guy who probably had a phase with that.

No, actually, I've never played, yeah, never done that. Good for you. I could have sworn you were a 12-sided die. No, just because I have a beard and I'm overweight does not make me a Dungeons & Dragons boy. Just because half your t-shirts have names of video games on them Does it need you to play D&D? Okay, I got it. I got it. Yeah. I you know what I got a fucking update my award Did you have that moment because we're both the same? Yeah, we're both the same age like I just I'm looking at my clothes

And I'm like they're all fucking like band concert t-shirts and fucking like, you know, pack managed. I'm like, I'm fucking almost 40 years old. I got to start wearing like, like adult clothes. I have a story about that. There was this girl that I was kind of talking to and I was trying to get her to do something with me. And she goes, Carl, I don't hang out with guys who wear cartoon t-shirts. It was so funny because I literally went holy shit, I've been a doll and I've wearing cartoons on my t-shirt. Right, right. I'll just stop doing this.

Yeah, I'm having that realization now. Like it's it. As soon as it got in the way of pussy, I was like, okay. Sorry, running stupid, you gotta go. No, like it's it's as soon as it got in the way of pussy. I was like okay Sorry running stupid you gotta go Yeah, crusty we had a great run Yeah, like the problem is I just I'm looking around like I went you know to whatever like

Store the other day and I'm I'm there looking at the clothes and shiver guys. I'm like I Don't know like I literally don't know what else to look at I'm like I'm not gonna fucking wear those striped button shirts fuck that. I'm not I can't do that I can't just wear that around like that's be like going to meet someone's parents fucking shirt You know, I mean like I can't I don't know that's what the man wants you to do. Yeah exactly. I want to wear a fucking Nintendo T-shirt, you know? You do want to wear Nintendo T-shirts, and you do quite often. And I do quite often. You know what?

No, I'm actually wearing a Gallagher T-shirt right now. So it's a video game, but not quite Nintendo. Well, all right, let me break down the fourth wall. Kevin and I are in different cities. We're scyping right now, and I'm looking right at you. You're not wearing any shirt at all. Yeah, that's true. Well, I wanted to show you my third nipple. So, which, honestly, not a joke. I actually have I have a birth mark that looks like a nipple that's close to one of my actual real nipples. So

that's a little piece of information for everybody out there who's who's never seen me shirtless. And for the few who have, I apologize. Let's never talk about this again. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Moving on. So please, join us again next week because it might be the show we find out once and for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well, every pony. 1.0.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.I'm aI'm aI'm aI'm a I'm a I'm a I'm a I'm a

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