Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep16 - SourceFed Dungeons & Dragons

Episode Date: May 30, 2016

Kevin and Karl have the delight of reviewing a podcast of people playing Dungeons & Dragons.  The show is called SourceFed Dungeons & Dragons and we reviewed Season 2, Episode 9.  It's every bit the shit-show that it sounds like it would be.  Kevin teaches Karl some of the D&D lingo even though he's "never played before".  Karl talks about how he makes his poop and what happens after its made.  All in all it's a real entertaining episode that critics are sure to call "An Episode of a Podcast".  Tune in an try not to fall in love with these characters. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello and welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts. I'm Kevin and I'm Carl and we listen to podcasts so you don't have to. We want to remind our listeners that you can check us out on WhoAreThese.com and on Facebook. We're always looking for a podcast suggestion so send us an email, leave us a comment or post a death threat. On today's show we'll be analyzing a review in a podcast called Source Fed Dungeons and Dragons, Season 2 Episode 9. As always, we have both listened to this show separately.

We have not discussed it with each other beforehand, so without further ado, let's find out who wants and for all. Who all these podcasts? It's show time. W-A-T-P-W-I-T-A-R-N-D-P. Yes. So, we picked this podcast because I found it in the new and noteworthy section of iTunes. Yes. I wanted to do a podcast that was more popular, maybe better production wise, but I had no idea what we were getting ourselves into on this one. Yeah, this was yet another one that was really difficult to get through and to pull stuff

from for me, but... Well, I'll tell you what happened for me. I listened to it just through the headphones while I was out and about. So I heard the whole show, but didn't really understand anything that was going on. And same thing I was like, I don't know what I'm gonna clip from this. But then I found the YouTube video of the show where the whole show was on YouTube with them acting it out.

They have their costumes on. There's like a green screen background that they put up different backdrops as they're going to these different places. Did you see this? No, I didn't. I didn't bought it. Holy shit. You have to check this out. So just this episode, Return to Gothel, has 43,910 views on YouTube. Wow. Okay. Yeah. I had no idea. This is popular somehow. And before I get any further in, I guess we should play the clips that we each think bas summed up the show. I'll do this for you. Play number 17, which is the cliffhanger at the end. This concludes episode 9 of Source Said Dungeons & Dragons. Oh no! Where are they?

They're tickled! So until next week, we come back to the Gothel and see if our heroes, allowing the one remaining, can survive. No! Fuck. I mean, that's the show right there. It's a bunch, you think that their children, it sounds like they're little kids.

Yeah. And then I get on this YouTube and they're all adults and they're carrying on like this. These assholes. Yeah, it was, I had to do a little bit of research. I think I found, I mean, of course, I had to look up and see like what the girls look like and stuff like that because they do sound like they're 12. But then I looked at it and there was like, there's all like pretty, you know, pretty good

looking girls like involved with this stuff. Like the dudes are, you know, just your average dudes, you know, that would play D&D, I guess, but well the one guy's pretty hot. Actually, my pants got tight. Oh, I'm sorry. Who are recording? Yeah. Oh, and it's D&D dudes, right? Yeah. The D stand for Giac. Yeah, no, I don't know. I was kind of surprised by that, but then I found, as I was dicking around on the, not literally on the source fed site, that it's, uh, I don't know if it's,

it's related somehow to the discovery channel, like the discovery network or something like that, because it has like the discovery channel logo or whatever down in the bottom. So I don't know, yeah, if it's some type of offshoot of that or what it is, but it's yeah. It might be because I think a lot of these channels get freaked out that there's a new media out there. They don't understand it, so they just buy up existing. Yeah, because there are a lot of people

on the source fed website. It seems to have like a whole network. This is just one of the shows that they do. Yeah. And there's some production behind it. It's, I mean, you know, maybe we're kind of getting too far down into the weeds. These are people playing Dungeons & Dragons. And we're listening and or watching them play Dungeons and Dragons. That's the premise of this show.

How that's possibly entertaining, I have no idea. And how Dungeons and Dragons works as a game. I'm very confused by. Yeah, that I know a little bit about how it works. But the other thing that, you know, like you're saying that's ridiculous about it is there may be, I don't know, whatever, four, there's four people on this. I couldn't really tell you. thing that, you know, like you're saying that's ridiculous about it is there may be, I don't know, whatever, four, there's four people on this. I couldn't really.

There's, there's, okay, so what, what it is is there's three people who are playing the game. Oh, right. Then there's a moderator named mod. And so she's the moderator. Well, she's, yeah, she's a monster.. That's actually what what that would be called She's like the person runs the game right they cut she's called the moderator. All right, I don't make this up trust me But I guess she's like Australian or something. Yeah, yeah, she had like a real an accent or something, but Yeah, but I should to my point it was All of these people are maybe the most annoying people I've ever heard on a microphone before. Oh, they're terrible.

Yeah, and especially there's a couple of like of a girls that are just, I hope to God putting out a voice because it was really fucking like grating. Well, okay, so just before you get to your clip there, I just want to point out so there's three people playing the game And then there's the dungeon master and then there's a couple other people who poke in from a couple different times So there are a couple extra people But they're not playing the game. They're just like characters in the game Which has got to be the most boring thing Hey, we're gonna play D&D and if your character comes up

We'll ask you to come over otherwise just sit and watch Is that really how people play this game? Is there someone with such low self-esteem that they're like well? I don't know. I'm good enough to be a character, but you know if you guys ever need just like a I don't even know what would it be it's a NPC. I know way too much about this. It's a non-player player character So I know I've never played I've never played Dungeons and Dragons, but Now I've played enough like Diablo and like you know computer games and shit where I kind of know the vernacular But okay, yeah, that's why Got you all right go ahead you want to Well, go ahead. You want to play? You got to clip it. You want to play?

Yeah, sure. We'll, uh, we'll go with this one here. Yeah, music. Oh, it's the gospel. That started. That was awesome. Yeah. Music playing. Just the, the enthusiasm over nothing is what what what I find highly annoying in this In this podcast because there are anything that they say they're like oh and now like should be like now you're going You're going down a an old path and you stop to take a shit Like 80,000 people are talking over them. I'm a great example of this play track 3. I call it I call this track. These are fucking adults

Everyone your health is maximum I want to clip just that last part. Oh Fuck I want to clip just that last part. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh honestly. I mean, I, I don't understand even like, like Twitch, like how people are cool of like watching other people play video games and shit That's kind of like a thing now. I think that's another low self-esteem thing like, well, I don't know if I'm going to have to play I'll just watch you play like what what is that? I don't yeah yeah I don't really understand like I've used Twitch when I want to like see what a game is like like before I buy it so I'll watch somebody play it just I mean that's like a legit to me a legit reason to do it and I I guess if you're like whatever shitty at video games and you want to just watch somebody play you could do that too that's what people

are doing I think I think that's what people are actually doing on YouTube is watching a video game, so are better than them. It's almost like aspiring to be the guitar tech. Right, right. I don't want to be the lead guitarist for the band, but if I could tune that dude's guitar before the show, that would be pretty amazing.

Yeah, but I mean, this is like a whole other level. Right. Well, this is, I mean, this is like a whole other level. Hi. Well, this is, I mean, because you're watching people roll dice, like they do that on the fucking podcaster. You hear the fucking dice. Yeah. Hit the toe. They're rolling dice.

And actually, there's a graphic that goes along with it. You gotta watch this YouTube video. Oh, God. This is the only problem with the fact that you and I don't talk about these shows before we do the shows. I really should have just sent you this and said you've got to check this out. It's fucking crazy these people. They're not.

They're not. Biggest nerds. I wish that I would have. Because then they roll a die and then it shows you like they'll say, oh, 13 and then they'll show you a little graphic in the corner of the 27th die and it says 13. But this was the thing that I was, and you would, you know, because you're a big D&D player, you probably know it better than I do, but I was confused at how little rolling of dice there is.

This was a 35 minute long show. And they rolled the dice like five times maybe? Yeah, I see. It just make believe. It's mostly just like, okay, now you guys are doing this. Wee! And now you're gonna do that one. It's like the fuck. Right. now you guys are doing this. Wee! And now you're gonna do that, why the fuck?

Right. You just make up stories and just everyone's kind of like having a good time with it for some reason. Yeah, that's like, the way I understand it is like the dungeon master, the moderator, whatever. They work up a campaign, so they may have the shit worked out ahead of time. You know more of the... I'm telling you, I know yeah I mean I I've never played but I understand it. Just gonna accept it. I'll move it out.

Alright so yeah like they so they like like do the story they like make the story I guess as they go I don't know what what the deal is there but and I think you only roll when you need to make like a decision or something. So like there's random outcome or random chance or whatever to it. I think that that's how it works. Are you going to level up or what? That's why I would have thought too, but there were times when they're like, okay, do you guys want to use your spell to levitate the anvil?

Like yeah. And then they just did. I don't know. It's just it's okay. We're talking a lot but I am a shitton eclipse when I was listening to this before the first time I was like I don't know what the clip was just like you were saying. And that's how it's actually listening through a clipping it like every two seconds I'm like fuck I gotta clip this I gotta clip that. So if you don't buy let's start hitting some of these. There's this guy who sounds like a little boy and he's a wizard. And I got a few clips of him in a row.

Play track seven, what did I call a potty mouth little boy. He can't use a spell to find out what the fuck this is? Language? Yeah. Just as a side note there, this podcast is rated clean. I know. What day was like what? I know.

There's a few F bombs flying. Yeah, there are different. And some really lame innuendo jokes too, but we'll get to that. All right, this next track is the same wizard guy. This one I call excited little boy. Oh, it's the ghost! That started? So, that's a freaking man.

What is the ghost? That was the dude. That was the dude. Oh my god, I didn't know that. That's why the YouTube thing was so It was so important because I actually washed it out to you two I would see that and then go back and find it in the audio and clip it Wow

Yeah, but then I did another one from this from this Preview Besson man Track 9 man um tracking nine we want everybody oh my god what did he just say it's impossible to understand it's like oh they're down you know what sounded like he was yelling the n-word there they're like what what did he just say? It's something like somebody's fucking standing on his balls or something.

Someone squeezed his clip as he was getting excited about the guy. Someone smashed his clip with a morning star. You gotta work in the fucking medieval stuff in here. All right, I don't want to monopolize all of our clips. Stuff in here. All right. I don't want to monopolize all of our clips. I'll I'll You know what how about Kevin roll the 12-sided diet if you get an even number you can play the next clip. Okay, let me let me roll. Okay. Okay Okay, would you get I got a six Oh We're gonna lose my voice Just some more swearing

So what would you guys like to do? Well, I'm not trying to get fucked with so do you want to protect it here? Do you want to rest up? I would love it. I got foil hell. I can stay awake I got foil. I'll stay awake. I got foiled. I can stay awake. Yeah, that's the other funny thing. There's so many parts, because the first time I was doing it, I had no idea what they were talking about. There's so many parts in here that are ridiculous. I guess it's the way that the game has played, but they're talking about how they're going

to spend the night in this place, but someone has to stay awake in order to watch for intruders. But none of this is actually happening. It's like, I'm gonna stay awake. I don't know. It's so, it's so foreign to me. I love that we're ragging on this and like, we all have our own geeky shit that we're into. I don't do what I think this geeky.

Come on. All right. Okay. This is crazy, all right. H.E. Okay. This is crazy. All right. You had mentioned the that they were terrible.

The voices of these players are just awful to listen to. Yes. I actually created a montage of the one girl and I pretty sure this is her real voice because every time she opens her trap, these are the noises that come out of the play. Terrible voice girl montage. We could probably rest now that we've gotten rid of the doppelganger. We were sending a message like a real badass. I mean, that's true though. We can't come back from the dead.

You defeated everything I threw at you when you've got one last chance to surrender Oh my god Oh my god You're a man You're a beast Oh my god Wow You could write back to you

They murdered our friend Larry The situation We didn't kill him We didn't We didn't Okay Why my detector. We didn't okay. Why Good, oh my god, I'm sorry. I just did that to everybody that was like nails on Hillary Clinton's vocal cords obnoxious. Yeah, I

Had to So obnoxious. Yeah, I uh, I had to... I had to hit my... She just had to take up that phone. No, I had my hand on the fucking... on the board, like, tried to pull it down. I was like, this is pegging out, fucking everything on the send. Um, holy shit. I'm sorry everybody if you're listening to this in your car, because you just destroyed your sound system.

That's what that woman, her voice, actually, sounds like that. That's a little girl. Yeah. Yeah, she talks and I can't even. That's a great thing. Oh my God, play track 15 from me. This is her and you heard it in this clip, but listen to how many octaves she goes up in this part. Hey, it's really bad.

Hey, it's really bad. It's all so. Holy crap. Why does she even get there? No, it's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not.

It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not.

It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. Assessment yeah, I think that that's it is definitely a Crosstant down a little bit she could maybe actually get some you know cartoon voiceover workers up there But it definitely has that sort of Kristen shawl Like do you do me like that kind of thing to it? I never thought about that

But yeah, that's totally what this is and I wonder if she's this got to be a fucking act There's no way that this fucking really sounds like that. Oh my gosh. Holy fuck. So here's a clip I have here. I'm gonna do that trick with my drink where I don't actually drink it. I'm gonna look like I'm sipping on it But it's not touching my face. Oh, you feel it. Should you play a song? Yeah, that's what I call the Cosby mood killer. The Casby mood killer.

Why don't you come over here and have a sip of water? Don't you actually drink that drink? So delicious. You're gonna want to put it right on your lips. I'm sucking on powder. The Casby mood killer. Casby's like, who's toes am I gonna suck if she doesn't drink this?

Yeah, me see Casby, you know, he. Oh, no. All right, well, I'll switch gears. There's a part where the moderator, or what do you call it, dungeon master? Yeah. I was retarded not know. There's a part where the dungeon master

is a talking tree, and that's not awkward. I'll play a track four. We serve you. Oh, wow! You are the ranger that knows the trees We serve you! Oh! You are the ranger that knows the trees and the trees do everything they can to please. I like you guys. We're gonna get a candle for this.

What we'll do for you is split the way and part the trees so that you can go straight through. Well, that would be lovely. This is what's going on in this show. so that you can go straight through. Well, that would be lovely. This is what's going on in this show. Yeah. This woman is just making up, I mean, obviously she wrote that down. It's got like some fucking stupid tree

limerick going on or something. There's a tree rhymes. And so this is adults, and this is actually what they're pre-preparing to do on a show That as you mentioned his own belly to discovery network or something. It's it's not just nerds in their basement This is a legit production right that 45,000 fucking views Yeah, right man

They maybe we should start making fun of nerds and embrace it. There's the whole market here. Well, I already have I mean, I I tried out the ass off. I already lived lifestyle, but um, yeah, wait till I do my Lego podcast that'll be coming up soon. It just can't wait. I can't wait to clip it It's just be putting them together and it's like you don't hear any voices You just hear the clicking of bricks Okay, anyway here we go I just wrote this one is fuck you so I'm not really sure exactly what this is but

Quickly that's a pretty cool artwork. I guess it was probably because they're annoying as fuck Yeah, that was from my first clip the cliffhanger There was no reason for any of that carrying on right there. There was nothing that was announced or so Stephen No, I have another one called level up ass hats Okay I have another one called level up ass hats. Okay. You guys have gone about 500xp? You guys level up. Yay!

You guys level four now. Are you ready? You got new abilities. You guys level up? I wasn't gonna be that excited about suddenly. It wasn't real. Could you imagine? I just, if there's anybody listening.

Oh, it's not being excited about things that aren't real anymore. So much to tell these ass hats that leveling up is not actually a real thing that happened to them. Yeah, they need to, you need to crush those dreams, push them down deep inside and don't fantasize about anything. Remember when they used to have board game commercials on TV? Yeah. And it always show every single one had the same thing. It would show the little kid throws arms in the air, go, I win! Yeah.

And it always had to show that one dick had it. It was like fucking thrown it over everybody. Like, oh, the bust! He's nice. He's never got out of that mode. They've been doing that since they were six and they still are doing that. Ah! Hello! Hello! out of that mode. They've been doing that since they were six and they still are doing that. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH like, how do you play this game now? I don't know. Just turn to crank, man, let's just see the shit work.

So the wizard guy who we've already talked about, he like has a potty mouth. He also is terrible at jokes. And I have a few that I want to point out. Let's start with the tree-sap joke. Number five. Okay, I got some to say I'm glad that the tree friend here wasn't a sap. A real proud of that.

Boo! Be more funny! That clip, obviously I did a little production I put that clip We literally told that joke and I went I'm real proud of that Fucking nerd Play track play track to this is the hilarious vagina reference joke and then laughter and sews Yeah, I have never met a pussy pussy I couldn't tame. Oh boy. He didn't have it. You should have.

I didn't doctor that at all. I have the same clip. The girl was so slow on the uptake on that. I haven't met a pussy on it. I couldn't tame. She's like, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. And they're like, you know what I mean? Like, yeah, we-oh. Ah! Ah! Ah! They should have said, you know what I mean?

Like, yeah, we get it. You're talking about vagina. We got it. Ah, you know what I mean? Uh, pussy. I think you should have just cut it right after, uh, right before tame. I never met a pussy.

Yeah, right. That's what it should have been. List. The last time you saw a pussy, it was on his birthday. The first one. That old gag. All right. I have another one of this guy's zingers.

All right. Why don't you play Track 14? Oh, a more easy one. Yeah, a morning one. Yeah, heard of it. It shines when you rub it. Oh, heard of it it shines when you rub it Heard of it and then that fucking woman Yeah, the cackling of a fucking

Conti hyena Kainah My god, it's so shit. Kevin, I got so many more of these clips, but I feel like we should take a break. Let's give the listeners a break and talk about everything that's available for them on whoarethese.com. We'll be back in just a minute. Hey there. Kevin here from WATP.

Did you know that you can listen to the entire archive? Hey there, Kevin here from WATP. Did you know that you can listen to the entire archive of WATP shows on our website, whoarethese.com? Here's a clip from one of our first episodes. Kind of like a post at July Rockets. Yes, then what? I turned my head out to window and would have sworn I was asleep and dreaming. Yes.

I seen a kind of greenish streak and then zingo. Something smack the ground. Knocked me clear out of my chair. Well, where are you fighting, Mr. Wilmot? Well, I'm sure. I reckon I was kind of riled. Well, thank you, Mr. Wilmot. Thank you very much.

You want me to tell that? No, I swear. That's plenty. Ladies and gentlemen, you've just heard Mr. Wilmot's owner of the farm where this thing has fallen. I got to tell you, Kevin, I think this is outstanding piece of broadcasting. I think so. This is the cat's pajamas. It's definitely the cat's pajamas. I'm very, very scared by this report. I'm not sure...

Me too. I feel like I'm on that farm right now and that's possible that maybe alien life is coming and invading us. I believe if you took it that way way I believe it's really what's happening. I think I think possibly there's there's some types of invaders perhaps from Mars I'm not sure if Mars has like... Of course not from Mars! Of course not! So there's no other planet it's just Mars! That's true there is just Mars. Well there's the moon, I guess it could be the moon, but I suppose that Mars was probably more responsible for some type of a face. Are you going to tell me that here it is 1938 and you think there's moon men? Come on, Kevin, get a little better.

That's true, but I know that the popular theory is that the moon is made of cheese, so it could be cheese men Coming here and trying to take all Bob Geez, yeah, dummy of course. It's made of cheese. That's why these are machines. Oh, all right. Well point taken That's where I check out all the clips on who are these calm now back to the show Who are these comm now back to the show? And we're back and we're back w a tp we're back w a tp everybody Joining us we're talking about source fed dungeons and dragons

Dungeons and dragons everybody That's a podcast that's also a YouTube sensation. Roll the dice, everybody. Roll those dice. Yeah, I don't think there's a number that could come up that would make this good. Yeah. You're never rolling the dice. It's not gonna work for you here. So I'm looking at their YouTube video, as I mentioned,

44,000 views of this episode. And I just gotta read you some of the comments under this. So this one person is, uh, mod is really great at plot twists. Yay for the moderator. Oh, God. Okay. I freaking love to jingle. Explanation point, exclamation point, exclamation point. And then the next commenter that is, I don't trust this to jingle at all. That person was very, very offended. And then Joshua Alt, who should be Joshua Dolt, since I can't wait to see how the hell they get out of this. Oh my God.

It's like it was like a left side of cliffhanger. I can't wait to see how the hell they get out of this. Oh my god It's like it was like like a left out of cliffhanger The last two episodes have been so good mod does such a good job perfect moderator. I Can't I don't even understand how anyone's following because I could not follow what the fuck was going on because of all the incessant screeching and high pitched fucking yells and shit. So I didn't even know what the hell is going on with the story, so the people are actually following it is impressive. And they do this thing where they reference back.

So the players are going, wait a second, don't I have that gem? And they're like, no, don't you remember? In episode two, you traded the gem to the troll so that you could get the, and then they'll like clip back to it and actually replay that part. It's like, what the fuck?

Who could possibly follow this? I get confused watching Lord of the Rings. And that is actually a really well put together, you know, theatrical, amazing special effects. How anyone's following this storyline is beyond me. Well, because the moderator does such a good job. The moderator is amazing. Yeah.

The moderator. And now there's moderator. There's another just real quick. There's a comment on here. Trish never touched the stone, did she? Which got seven replies. And you know, the people are like, well, at 30 minutes, 11 seconds in,

that was a gem that was aiding for whatever someone tells you to do. That was, I think, the best hint that she could have given without having to spell it out for him. People are dissecting this You think we were talking about the latest episode of Game of Thrones or something Which would be just as geeky, but yeah Well, I just wanted though

Is there anyway there's yeah and touching the jam but she has actually tricked off a new alternate timeline Glima owl Did you happen to touch the gliven machine? Well that was underneath the gliven rock near the golem All right, so there's actually as I mentioned oh you you told me this there are All right, so there's actually, as I mentioned, oh, you told me this, there are non-playing characters, that what they're called? Yeah, NPCs. NPCs.

There's one NPC I think I actually might like this guy. Play Track 10. I sent you guys three morons that I've never met in my life on a fucking journey that even I wouldn't take. I sounded more like a few. The bravest, most powerful man in iradel to get my hammer in my anvil so that I could raise an army to protect this golf old

i like the way that he's not in and all on this story is not trying to character act like the other assholes he's a cousin guys i i gave you three mor, this fucking thing to do and just go do it. You know, it's, he was the only guy that I could get behind. I like that the land is called Irredell. It's very close to Irredate. Now, it sounds like this dude was just like, you know, about to microwave some fucking hot pockets.

It was like walking through the kitchen to the fucking microwave and they were like, you know, about to microwave some fucking hot pockets. Like walking through the kitchen to the fucking microwave. And they were like, hey man, could you, could you pop in here for a second and just be an NPC? He was like, all right, fine. And then I hope his answer was, what the fuck's an NPC? What do you want me to do? Except for the fact that he's wearing a whole cape and an eye patch on the, you do.

Wait a minute, he actually dressed up just to deliver that line. Oh, yeah, oh, dude these these NPCs are all dressed up It's fucking amazing, but you know what though I will say that this guy with his eye patch out has been viewed by more people than I ever have so Give him that. Jesus. You know what? I was talking about that one shit had wizard guy and how he tells terrible jokes. I let's, let's pop through a couple more of those track 11, the, the always fun hashtag joke.

If you didn't notice, we have a magical flying animal and a magical hammer that we wouldn't got from a cat. We're pretty accomplished hashtag no big deal I fucking hate the hashtag jokes. Why is that still happening? Yeah, I'm I have a whole fucking Speed that one I know it is no one finds that funny amusing entertaining All right, do you have other clips that you wanted to play? Let's see here. I've got this one Going going through the bar. Hey, can I just just spell to find out what the fuck this is?

I can't spell to figure out what the fuck I would listen to this show. Right Look at this that wizard again. He's a little potty mouth that kid. Yeah, I have this is one from the beginning of the show. I got it. Well, my levitation is initially, so perhaps we can get my levitation spell to how to follow us. It's a French spell. Levitation. Levitation. What's the probability of it?

It's a milk point. French spell Levitation So he says por favor that's not French right? That's not French. Alright, see if we play right see if we play yeah, it's the civil play Levitation I didn't get that Spaghetti Ciao a child baby Oh God. Uh, Spaghetti. Uh, Spaghetti, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh bank joke. I like that one down spank bank. Spank bank. I feel like he.

He must withdraw a lot from the spank bank. I have a feeling he's only with dry. He's only with dry. It's very, very few deposits. Yeah. It's interesting to think about who's the target audiences for this because as you said, it did say clean lyrics in iTunes. And I assume that this was a podcast, probably four children. But the fact that there's references to spank banks and the amazing pussy joke that he did tells me that I guess adults are less than the idea of this, right? Yeah, I mean, if I had to say who is this for,

it would be adult nerds like that are in obviously that are in on the joke, because they're sort of like a an implied like, ha ha, this is really funny because it's so nerdy joke that's going on here. Yeah, yeah, there's definitely like a subtext. There's self deprecation. I didn't pick up on that. Yeah, I definitely feel that vibe going in here. Well, I'll tell you what, Kevin, why don't you go check out the YouTube fee where they're all in fucking costume and tell me if these guys are actually feeling like any of that at all because I'm not catching that vibe.

These dummies seem to think they're fucking cool doing this. Real quick before we leave this wizard dude. I just pulled an ISO Random noise babe by the wizard He's got all sorts of shit going on with his mouth. Wizard sleeves. Okay, and then there's two clips that I have here. One of them is totally incorrect, and the next one is spot on. Play track six. This is totally incorrect.

With your sword of song, it creates a sound wave and it acts as a ranged attack. That is very cool. That is very cool. There's nothing about a sword that creates a sound wave that's cool. Ah! Ah! That's a fucking cool sword. Did you hear that in the background?

Ah! It sounds like that, uh, there's that clip that Fred plays on, fucking Howard Stern. Yeah! And then, Play Track 12, this is actually spot on correct O. Go and look me in the eyes! Do it, I feel father! This is uncomfortable for everyone. Yep.

Ding ding ding! Ding ding ding! You got that right. When I was listening to this, they actually put a bed of people talking because they're supposed to be inside a restaurant or whatever, a bar or whatever. Gothel. Yes, they goff through. They're inside the golthal and yeah it was it was

fucking freaking me out. Like I was like what the fuck am I am I getting bleed through from something else like I didn't understand that there was supposed to be like ambiance to the head of the background but you could hear a little bit of it and that clip you just played there too, where it's just like people fucking mingling or whatever. There's a lot of production that went into this giant piece of crap. It's actually similar to the crap I took this morning, the production work that went into it. I spent hours eating food yesterday.

And then to create that giant pile of turds, that kind of like this podcast, in a metaphor, it's very similar. I have some observations about Dungeons and Dragons in general. Okay. As I stated, I'm not really familiar with how this game is played, but I'm watching them play it on YouTube.

And all of them have paper in front of them and they're constantly jotting down notes. And I'm watching this, I'm going, this is the worst game ever. It looks more like school than it looks like a game you would play. They're taking notes. It's like, all right, how many hit points did I get? Okay, yeah, and they're fucking doing calculations and shit. How is that fun? They're probably just drawing pictures of Dix That's like other Just like school Let's play I think the last clip that I I have here

It's called magic and magic and And you bring him to life how I Forgot magic magic and magic and Magic and? And you've learned how? Uh, I forgot. Magic? Magic and? Magic AND? Magic AND? The guy gets very excited.

Magic AND? Magic AND! AND! You know, AND! And? Oh, this was a really trying one to get through. I mean, we've done a lot of episodes now on this. This is what, number 16, I think of our WATP.

And yeah, this was another one of those that was just a question why people think that they need to make a podcast that a thing. And I guess I understand if this was a YouTube show and you know they're dressing up and they're doing all that shit. But I guess maybe it doesn't lend itself well to just an audio podcast in that realm, but it also sucks balls. So there's that part of it too. It's I would argue that it's worse on YouTube because if it were just a podcast,

you'd go, well, these guys are, you know, probably not taking it real seriously. I doubt their dressed up as their characters. And then you go on YouTube to go, oh, fuck. All right. Well, there goes that idea. Well, the really weird part is now that I know that they dressed up in character, like we listen to fucking furry podcast and the assholes didn't even dress up as their furry characters while they were doing it. They didn't.

Yeah, so uh... Well, if you remember though, Furcast was not a podcast for Furies. They just happen to be Furies doing a comedy show, which I still love that. It's called fucking Furcast. They have a fucking picture of a wolf as the icon. This is nothing to do with furries, guys. We do not want to be involved with the furry community, but we also want to let you know that we'll be at the furry convention next week.

Come by our... Make sure to stop by and fuck one of us. We'll be doing some furry fucking next week. Yeah come by and come on our tails That's probably a thing alright. It's a thing in freelance. I would imagine I got to pull up the the furry wiki pd. Agada I studied that All right, so it's funny you talk about how it didn't translate well to audio because for next week's show we actually had somebody write in on our Facebook page and give us a suggestion and why don't you play the teaser clip I put together.

This is going to be the podcast that Kevin and I will be reviewing next week. Alright, we're clear! I'm coming in! Just stay back there. We'll just hold on. So, how you feeling? Are you? Yeah. They just... they hurt. They cut.

That's all. No weird! Other stuff? No. You're cheek! Ah, yeah, yeah. Fucking guy like scratch me. Is that what the oil was you're Randy here? Look is on the bleeding. Oh

So crazy you really think that was him. Yeah, I haven't feeling it was Sure, you're not you know Well, we'll get to the safe house and check him out. Oh, yes, that's what stuff doesn't work for all of them, huh? thousand check him out. Oh, guess that's why stuff doesn't work for all of them. Ow. Ow. Oh my God. So this is a show called We're Alive and it's a acted out scripted like old Timy style radio show about a post apocalyptic Los Angeles with zombies. This episode I'm having us listen to is chapter 47, The Lions Den.

Okay. Chapter 47, Kevin. They've been practicing. And did you hear that fucking acting out there? Yeah, that was some, wow. Brilliant stuff. So, um, please join us again next week, because we'll be listening to We're A Life.

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