Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep17 - We're Alive

Episode Date: June 6, 2016

The boys review a podcast "theater-of-the-mind" type show all about the zombie apocalypse called We're Alive, episode #47. We learned all about foley artists and what real movies use them for. We also... discover the true nature of a character called Saul. Karl does some audio mashups and sweetens the foley work in the episode. Kevin likes the artwork for the season 2 of We're Alive as he can't bring himself to ever totally give a negative opinion on something. **We had some technical difficulties with this show but we were able to salvage most of it and smooth it out. We here at WATP will be modifying our setup for next recording to make sure we avoid this in the future. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hello and welcome to another episode of who are these podcasts? I'm Kevin and I'm Carl and we listen to podcasts you don't have to we want to remind a listener so you can check us out on who are these calm and on Facebook We're always looking for podcast suggestions to send us an email leave us a comment post a death threat whatever fuck you want to do All right at today's show will be analyzing reviewing a podcast called We're Alive episode 47. As always we have both listened to the show separately, we have not discussed it with each other beforehand. So without further ado, let's find out once and for all who are these podcasts. It's show time. I'm gonna go back to the place where I was born and I'm gonna go back to the
Starting point is 00:00:47 place where I was born and I'm gonna go back to the place where I was born and I'm gonna go back to the place where I was born and I'm gonna go back to the place where I was born W-A-T-P! W-A-T-P everybody! Welcome to another episode W-A-T-P!
Starting point is 00:01:24 Yes! How you doing, Carl? I'm doing great! Good. I had a really good time with this podcast. We're alive. There were Chapter 47, as Kevin mentioned. This is the fourth season of this podcast, and it's a scripted serial show that actually is now over with. I guess this was the final
Starting point is 00:01:48 season back in 2014. But Andy suggested we check it out. So I enjoyed it. This episode that was the Lion's Den, chapter 47, was it broke up into three parts. So Kevin took a part, I took a part, so we won't have overlap this time, which is nice, of the clips that we've pulled from it. Yes, and I wanna say the We're Alive is still alive. There's still, it is still going. Oh, it is.
Starting point is 00:02:21 Yeah, I had somebody tell me. So they did a serious finale. Yeah, no, there was like a if you will a first kind of version of this which was we're alive and now they have we're alive colon lockdown. Oh geez so you're telling me this was successful enough that they they're still doing it? Yeah actually and from holy shit. Yeah from what I've heard it's this is like the lock down version is much much better It looks like it only be better
Starting point is 00:02:51 Well, I look so they actually put some Some production stuff like I'm looking at the iTunes page right now. It's really cool Actually, they've got like some pretty cool artwork and stuff to like represent the characters and I don't know it looks all right, but I've won So you're you're totally judging a book by its color right now. No, this is much better. They have artwork Doesn't mean anything. I probably sucks. Does it's bad as this does well. You're right It probably does but I you know I get I get excited for artwork It's funny. It's kind of cool on the you totally got you totally get man boozled
Starting point is 00:03:24 artwork. It's funny. It's kind of cool on that. You totally got you totally get manboozled. Yeah. I've been bands boozled. So before we get too far down the row, well let's play for our listeners what we we're listening to. The track that I think best sums up the show for me is number 15 I call it embarrassing acting. Hello. Hey Pete right. Hey we're trying to fart parts just shut up and listen man. embarrassing acting. Oh shit. Oh no, what is this? I'm gonna shot. Shit. I love how it just ends with shit. By the way, one thing that I will say is that I know this is not easy to do.
Starting point is 00:04:17 If you're just acting and you're trying to act for just like an audio clip, I realize it's very difficult, but this has a lot of people involved in it, and I guess it's still going, I thought it was dead. But, um, wouldn't you have another pass at that? And there's so many times in here, I'm like, they're not doing this live. They could totally go back and re-record that, try it again. Yeah, yeah, I don't, I mean, or maybe that was the best fucking take that they did. Well, obviously, yeah, that's the take. I'm like, all right, that's gonna have to do it.
Starting point is 00:04:47 So, all right, here's the one. I just thought this was a ridiculous thing that they were saying, but here we go. Can you get back to the turrets? Yeah. Oh, man, it's coming to God. Let me get us out. We'll do it quick.
Starting point is 00:05:03 We're coming up. We're coming up Like they're escaping something and he's like Good to deter it. Oh, it's all full of gunk. Let me get a towel in the middle of his zombie outbreak Yeah, it doesn't make any sense at all So yeah, I The production value so they do a lot of there's a lot of ambiance if you will behind them a lot of shit I don't know how to fully work. Yes, there you go. Right. So so when you're making a movie you you film the movie and then the fully artists I guess would go in and put in all the different sounds that then show up in the movie to give it more of a realistic
Starting point is 00:05:47 soundtrack and make a scene like all these car changes are happening and explosions and everything like that This thing is overloaded with sound effects. Yeah, so for example like if you were if you were filming a movie and you were You were there was a guy fucking a girl doggy style right yeah you would have the fully artist would like take a ham and slap the ham like repeatedly that would be the sound effects I like you went right to porn well well yeah I mean that's you know that's right that's where you aspire to be a full-aired of something yeah well you. Well, you shouldn't really need a fully artist in porn. I mean, you know, this isn't juicy enough.
Starting point is 00:06:28 Get it to work out of it. Like a bootstuck in mud. Only wetter. Only wetter. Yeah, no, it's, uh, so yeah, like I have some people I'm sure have heard of a fully artist before, but it's usually the thing. It's like whenever you hear like someone's fucking head getting crushed or something, it's usually the thing. It's like whenever you hear someone's fucking ahead getting crushed or something,
Starting point is 00:06:45 it's like them like, some imagine a watermelon or some shit, you know. But yeah, there's companies now that just create sound effects, high quality sound effects and then sell them to movie studios and other production studios. So they don't have to smash a watermelon. They can grab someone else's's smashed watermelon and reuse that. Yeah, Gallagher's very very busy. Gallagher's making world these awesome. Every time someone's had explodes in a
Starting point is 00:07:15 movie. But let me I grabbed a clip on here because I actually have access to some of these sound effects. Oh. Whoa. So play the track on their Hollywood Edge introduction. I'll show you what I'm talking about here. The Hollywood Edge flagship sound effects library, the premier edition, has now been extended from 20 to 30 compact discs. This 30 CD mega collection of more than 2500 sound effects
Starting point is 00:07:46 contains everything you can possibly need for any conceivable production. The premier edition. So that's like kind of ridiculous bullshit. That they're using prod tools and just jamming up this podcast with all of these different sound effects and stuff. So why do they end that promo with somebody opening up a right? Because it's so amazing that they're able to pour soda over glass over ice.
Starting point is 00:08:23 It's a very impressive fully, I guess. It's a very impressive Foley, I guess. So that's the right word for a Foley. I know, Matt Foley. Yeah, I don't know. So, all right, I did want to walk through this. Just to give the listeners understanding, I have a track I'm here called Sound Effects Library Example. This is a, just a quick clip from the show, the show the gission example how they're just jamming these sound effects in
Starting point is 00:08:50 Get on the track I'm going through them. Wait, hold on. Get in the cab. So it's literally like, okay, car star. I'll put that in screeching tires. All right, I'll put that in. Yeah. So I went ahead, Kevin, and decided to I could sweeten some
Starting point is 00:09:24 of these clips even more with my vast library of sound effects. So I put together a couple clips here, and I'm actually going to quiz you. See if you can figure out what I added to the podcast. Play sweetened clip number one. This one, this one's going to be a tough one, they're gonna get tougher. Could you guess what it was? Was that the guy saying so so
Starting point is 00:10:14 No, that was the original that was actually in there. Oh, wow I knew I knew this would be tough. Yeah, Jesus was it the frog? There's actually not a frog in the show, but you wouldn't know that the way I match it for me mixed this together. Yeah, man. I'll give you another example. This one gets a little tougher. Play sweet and clip number two, and again, see if you can figure out what I put in there. All right.
Starting point is 00:10:37 All right. I'm coming in. Just stay back there. Hold just hold on. So how you feeling? Are you? Yeah. I'm coming in just stay back there. I'll just hold on So how you feeling? Are you?
Starting point is 00:10:47 Yeah, they just heard the cuts No weird, other stuff No Yeah Fucking guy like scratch me I actually prefer that version It was seamless, right? You have no idea what I put in there.
Starting point is 00:11:07 Yeah, it sounded to me like Saul was a cartoon character all of a sudden. Yeah, he was. No, I mean, I added just the cartoon effects. All right, well, maybe, you know, in my theater of the mind, I thought that maybe Saul had been blown up and his face is all black and his hair was pushed back and then his legs turned into accordions and he was like wow that's what I thought really happened there so you know your sound effects actually drove that home so I knew it would add to the experience all right I'm not going to go too much further. I just have one more of sweetened clips. This one I actually call Demo real Kevin.
Starting point is 00:11:50 I am putting this out there. If someone wants to hire me to be a fully artist for their next production, I added a bunch of clips to this one and I think I really improved the quality of the clip you're about to hear. Oh I Laughing I'm crying The No, that was the original. I didn't put that in. That was actually me. The guy was actually pouring the soda.
Starting point is 00:13:10 He's escaping from zombies. Holy shit, that was funny. Oh, god. This is what all I want to do for a living now. I'm so good at this. I finally figured out my talent in life. So many broken toilet. Oh fuck. Well that was yeah, God, we should design the fucking podcast. We don't know because that was amazing.
Starting point is 00:13:39 God, I never even heard any of that when on the first listen it was so well done. This show was that was very funny it was hot laughs yeah during that long monologue that woman was having there with the you know talk about the tower falling and then she just opened up a Sierra mist and just fucking poured it over yeah and then and then she farted and then the the witch was laughing. Yep. Yep. And the Alice was there. Someone broke the toilet. Yeah, it was a lot going on. So, um, when the show starts off, there's this show introduction that tries to make it sound important. If you want play, track one, just to... this is how the introduction sounds.
Starting point is 00:14:23 We're alive. A story of survival. Chapter 47. The Lions den. I heard that and I was like, uh, this sounds like something I've heard before. I don't think this is all that original. So I went ahead and put together what I'm calling a better show introduction. Track 2. We're alive.
Starting point is 00:14:51 A story of survival. You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension. A dimension of sound. A dimension of sight. A dimension of sound. A dimension of sight. A dimension of mind. Nice. Didn't you get the sense that he was trying to be Rod Serling?
Starting point is 00:15:12 You know what? It sounds like fucking Bill Curtis when I listen to the first... Bill Curtis, okay. It's not like the NPR guy. We did a few episodes ago. I was getting that Rod Serling just because of the pacing of it where it's like, yeah. Well, an episode of survival We're alive, you know in the lion's den You almost sounded like J Peter meant to be yeah, that's what I you know the
Starting point is 00:15:38 Yeah, but it was gonna be like I was in the jungles of born But no, it definitely wasn't there was no one talented who was working on this show So definitely was not the guy who plays J Peter, but oh god, all right, so I've got a this I don't know let me let me play this and see if you get the same reaction that I did when I hear when I Listen to this so okay From the darkness all stumbled forward the side of his face and his neck were bleeding. I held my breath as I came closer and grabbed onto him. When I saw his eyes, they were still normal.
Starting point is 00:16:16 Just the way the guy is talking is all I could think of was that episode of South Park where Randy's got the camera. I was like, I'm so startled. Right. This is the way the guy was reading it. That's all I could fucking think of every time that the guy came out. I was like doing narration. So the narration part is odd because it's not just one narrator. It's different narrators talking about what happened. It's almost like, yes, I agree. They're kind of acting it still, even though they're narrating, but it's also kind of like a reality show where it's like they got them in the confessional booth, you know, the next day or something, they're thinking back to it. You know, it's like, are they doing
Starting point is 00:17:04 it in real time? Are they telling the story how they remember it? to it. You know, it's like, are they doing it in real time? Are they telling the story how they remember it? Does it mean that they survived? Shouldn't there just be a narrator rather than this guy going? And then I walked up to this thing and I saw this other thing. I don't know, just that seemed a little wonky to me.
Starting point is 00:17:17 Yeah, well, I think, you know, I'm getting into the nerd fucking weeds here. Yeah. When they, when you have a narration, it's usually considered in a movie, it's considered kind of a cop out. Yes. Even though, you know, Scorsese is used it to fucking great effect and like good fellas and shit. Oh, do Scorsese is socks, man. Yeah, I mean, it's usually considered kind of a cop out story wise because you're leaning on a, you know, an omniscient kind of person that's explaining the story for you without
Starting point is 00:17:54 having to do any of that. Here I understand it because it's an audio only, but it doesn't make any sense like you said in the context of it. It's like, all right, well, if we're really thinking that these people are in danger, why the fuck am I listening to him recall this shit then obviously he's alive, he's not, you know, but you're right though because the only The only other way they can really get across everything that's going on is A track nine that I have out here which I call strangely explaining what they are seeing and doing Check it out That bite is heading down another hole. Should I follow? He's carrying something.
Starting point is 00:18:31 If it's food, yeah. Remember they did that at the arena. That'd be where to go. Alright. Oh damn. More downhill. Come on. Keep going. He's like, hey, look at there's that guy. Yeah, and he's holding something. Yes, he is holding something. And he's going that way. Yes, let's also go that way. No one would talk like that.
Starting point is 00:18:52 It real life. Like writing this script must have been so ridiculous. I love this. The guy in that clip that you were just playing. I played there was his name is Saul. That's all. It's so ridiculous. I love the guy in that clip that you were just playing. I played there was his name is Saul. So when I'm listening to this, like they're like,
Starting point is 00:19:12 Saul, Saul, they're keep calling for Saul and then he starts talking and it does not sound like a person that you would think his name's Saul. Like I just assumed it would be like, oh, oh boy, oh, these zombies are all over the place. Oh be like oh oh boy. Oh, oh these zombies Oh, oh the place Oh geez. Oh boy. Is anybody else hot here? Oh, it's so it's I was stifling in the back at this. Oh The zombie hit me on my neck. Oh That's funny
Starting point is 00:19:42 So there's a there's a couple of things that are going on in this show I think you and I both picked up on obviously lots of sound effects poor writing but then the the acting is Just you know incredible. There's so many moments of just terrible acting if you want to play So I put in here is this guy guy in pain I can't tell? And listen to this, good 22-second long clip with this guy in agonizing pain in the background. Oh!
Starting point is 00:20:14 Oh! It's loaded! Hello! Anyone, we're out there at Target Dumbar! Anyone out there? Oh! Shut him up! Oh, hell, there!
Starting point is 00:20:26 Yeah! I looked up, but just as our lights went out, I was able to scramble back over to the security room. Does that sell the monitors, Goddamn? I-I'm-I'm super-fessional wrestlers being more subtle. The-the-the- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Professional wrestlers be more subtle It's ridiculous and then what's funny is that part it ends and then they go to a different scene they come back to that scene And the guy's still doing I'm like oh my god. I could I could like clip this and add it, but I'm not even going to this is too much All right, I got Here's a just another brilliant acting piece here. I don't got it. I'm sure you're not you know
Starting point is 00:21:10 Well, we'll get to the safe house and check him out. Oh, you sure you're not You know and then like talking about Saul because he was oh I was big. Oh, I was so I was so Terribly bit upon my neck Are you sure he's not? You know, yeah, there's a there's a lot of things like that where they have to cut each other off and it's so awkward And it doesn't work at all. Yeah, yeah Here's here's one that's pretty funny play the
Starting point is 00:21:42 Look out for the rock and just listen to how terribly this is acted on on both people in this quick scene. Number five. Look out for the rock. Oh, that thing that's behind us. Look out for the rock. Is that how you would ever alarm somebody or alert somebody that someone's going on? Look out for the rock. But Kevin, being that I'm always looking to harm somebody or or learn somebody that someone's going on. Look out for the rock. But Kevin, being that I'm always looking to bring a musical element to the show, that clip did give me
Starting point is 00:22:12 an idea and I put I put some production behind this play. Number six. We got for the rock. We got for the rock. We got for the rock. We got for the rock. We got for the rock. We got for the rock.
Starting point is 00:22:30 We got for the rock. We got for the rock. Oh God. Very, very well done. Thank you. I don't know why Twisted Sisters come up many times on our show. I don't ever talk about Twisted Sisters outside of you and I have these conversations about some reason. It just seems to be appropriate. Oh boy. Oh, this twisted sister. They were playing it and then I saw rock behind me. It's so loud. It's so loud. It's so loud, it's so obnoxious. Oh.
Starting point is 00:23:05 Um, so here's one that I just call cut. Play, play track dad. We don't know where it is. That tunnel could go where they piss and shit. We don't know. Why, why was it so, it's like cut? Let's do that again. Uh, tunnel could go where they've missed it. Shit. Oh god. It's like, it's like guys,
Starting point is 00:23:34 do that one again. He flopped his line. I don't understand. Were they on a quick turn around timetable or something? That's where they could go pee and poo. I don't know. Uh, makes you wonder if anyone's even directing this, but apparently there is. Here's one, listen to this. Yeah. I think we're fine. No symptoms at all. Is that? Get it! Get it! Hello?
Starting point is 00:24:03 It's Michael. Speakerphone. Speakerphone. Oh, we don't have that on the phone. Oh, we don't have that on the phone. Oh, sorry, but I don't have the phone. Get it. Just Jesus. Get that phone. So that the woman you were just playing there goes in and out of some type of accent and I can't tell what the accent is supposed to be. And this is what we haven't talked about yet is not only is the acting terrible but the voice talent is pretty pretty shitty too.
Starting point is 00:24:34 Play track 14, listen to both characters in this. You can tell that there's an accent and there's not an accent and the guy is just putting out a voice that's definitely not his voice. Generators on. So, uh, just take a second. Are you sure you want to do this? Yeah, I'm sure. You know, they're going to try and convince us to stay. I'm not going to let that happen.
Starting point is 00:25:01 Wow, we're trying to be rushing at some point. It sounded like she's on like Ariana Huffington. Yeah. I'm not going to let that happen. No way he talks on his Batman impression. You got them. Yeah. Not going to let that happen. Commissioner Gordon. Commissioner Gordon. Um.
Starting point is 00:25:15 I'm not going to let that happen. No way he talks on his Batman impression. You got them. Yeah. Not going to let that happen, Commissioner Gordon. Commissioner Gordon. Um, here's another clip I pulled. What does the scratch look like? Does it look like anything?
Starting point is 00:25:35 Look like something? What? What is that supposed to mean? What are you getting at? Take a look closely. Wait, you want me to- Just do it, it's important. What does the scratch look like? Like every scratch. Every scratch is making me a giant. It's in a big vagina. What size are we talking about?
Starting point is 00:25:58 We talk about X, wound hair. I get to go! I get to go! Shit. Well, so this is another piece that we really haven't talked that much about, is the terrible script. And just the awkward conversations people are having that wouldn't really happen. Play Track 7, I think this is an example of that. Holy cow, how far can they go? They're supposed to be like a water table or shit this low?
Starting point is 00:26:26 And they're supposed to be a water table or shit this low? What's it? How long has it been written? Or is this guy improving? I think this guy is improving. And it sounds like something. He's the time I got to carefully slip shit into a description of something. Kind of how we, you know, jam fucking into everything that we say. I've noticed that yeah I think that that's just the way this guy is but all the more reason why not should be named Saul he
Starting point is 00:26:52 shouldn't name not be a character what is there a water table or shit oh it's a one thing that I'm gonna say you do that I just say or shit or shit right way to end a sentence what do you guys want to do anyway I want to go off or food or shit oh do you guys you guys want to go to the sale at the flea market is shit So speaking of the word shit, it's not just Saul who likes to use it. I actually put together a montage that you can play there Shit shit shit I think you can play there. Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit's what I know writing it and I'm the 12 year old kid is clipping every swear and putting it together about it So the hilarious for my show. Oh boy. It's not lost. I'd be the irony people Trust me. I'm speaking of how immature I am when you talk about theater of the mind
Starting point is 00:28:02 I'm terrible at this I grew up in a in a generation where we didn't have to use our imagination so but I did there's this one part and it's quick they slip it in there fast but there's one part where I could actually picture this and I started getting into a play track 11. So are you coming on the monitors? So are you coming out of the monitors. Oh, shit. Oh, fuck up. Someone get caught. Just pants down. Skate, skate, skate.
Starting point is 00:28:33 While we're just running through clips here, why don't you play Track 8? I don't remember what it is, but I called it more brilliant acting. I don't see a way out. We better turn around before they see this. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, go. Go ahead and back out the other way. What? Yeah, what the fuck is that happening in that scene? I don't even...
Starting point is 00:29:07 Are you asking me? Well, that's kind of... Not only, you know, is this a really fucked up... Listen, but not knowing there was 47 fucking parts before this. Yeah, right. No idea. When you're listening to this, you're like, I have... Whatever. I just hear machine gunfire
Starting point is 00:29:25 People sounding like zombies and Saul complaining about being bit. Well, I don't know exactly what the hell is happening I don't think even if you listen to all the episodes you would know what was happening and I'll give you an example The way that part three started and I'm not exaggerating this Play track three this was the beginning of the show and it's just sound effects. I'm going to go to the next one. the I know exactly alright so we open up alright so close your eyes right okay okay we open up It's a dark it's a dark dark night right and it's a rainy and it's shitty and there's just dead zombie bodies fucking Stroon everywhere across this field right okay and that that kind of Robotics sound you're hearing it was actually Johnny five from shorts
Starting point is 00:31:02 it was actually Johnny five from short. Yeah. Okay. I believe it. Rolling over all of the dead corpses and he's just looking back at four of that, that kind of squeaking noise to your ear. That's his head turning. And yeah, he rolls up right in front of the camera with a sign that says Johnny five is alive.
Starting point is 00:31:21 Oh, because the show's called We're Alive. Yep. See, and then there's no camera, too. So I don't even understand how that works. How did I not pick up on that, Kevin? I feel like an idiot. Oh, you know, you got to use your imagination. I think I feel like a dumb idiot. Yep. Yeah, that's, uh, Kevin, maybe we can create a theater of the mind. Do you have any sound effects you can play? Well, we do our podcasts. Yeah, let's see what I got here. Let's uh, let's uh, let's do something here. Oh!
Starting point is 00:31:52 They're gunfire! Who's gunfire? Get saw! Yeah, saw! Where's the gunfire coming from? Oh boy, it's coming from over here. I can't seem to get around the bullets to coming a little too quickly for me. Oh Boy, not a really shooting Very fast. Oh Oh boy, oh, we just don't stop do they they just so angry at everybody. Oh, what's this? Oh Boy Oh, what's this? Oh, boy.
Starting point is 00:32:25 This is fun. I think our next show should just be us playing sound effects. I guess not. I guess not. I have a track on here where there's a scene where it's like a bunch of women together and they just seem to have a ton of questions. Play Track 12. Is it them?
Starting point is 00:32:51 Are they done? Is that one of ours? What is it? Switch the cameras. I can't see them. Oh, shit. Where do they go? The hell are they carrying?
Starting point is 00:33:00 What is that? What? Why? Why am I here? It's like Jesus Christ enough with the questions It's fucking dummies Apparently you turn into a fucking complete moron when zombies are attacking Or when you're a woman oh
Starting point is 00:33:23 I can't tell which one. Carl at who are these that Kyle everybody's. That's right. That actually is true, isn't it? Actually shit, that is your real address. Oops. Carl with a K. Oh, well, yeah, shit.
Starting point is 00:33:37 You see, you corrected them. They would have been shit. Carl to a C. Shit. Shit. We're going downhill. Oh, yeah, we're going downhill. We're going to keep going downhill. How much fuck are you going downhill? Oh yeah, we're going downhill. Oh, we're going downhill.
Starting point is 00:33:46 We're going downhill. How much fuck are we going to go? Well, we're still going. There's a rock behind us. Shit! Oh my god. Oh no, they're fire guys. He gets soo!
Starting point is 00:33:56 Soo! Soo! Oh, help me! I don't think you'll regret like three flips of fire. I think you're gonna have some explosions. Yeah. Yeah. No.
Starting point is 00:34:10 So, well, that was fun. I actually, I enjoyed. Thanks, thanks for suggesting that one. I actually enjoyed listening to all of that fully work was so over the top and ridiculous. But next week we're gonna do it again. We're gonna review another podcast. And as I often do, I want a completely different direction.
Starting point is 00:34:33 Play next week's teaser. Our first game is called, This is not happening and here to play it, our Casey, Dia Mico and Fred Strauss. So what guilty apps do you have on your phone? Guilty pleasure apps. Instagram. Instagram.
Starting point is 00:34:50 My cat. I take a lot of pictures. I was like, Instagram, it's fine. You're like, my cat. And I was like, oh, yeah. How about you, Fred? trivia crack. Quiz up.
Starting point is 00:34:59 And you can do some guilty things with just a web browser. Well. And you can do some guilty things with just a web browser Well Oh I hate one an audience who's oh it's fucking the worst so Yes, you got it right Kevin. It's another NPR show. Oh Terrific so we listen to wait wait don't tell me a few weeks ago. This one is called Ask Me Another. And it's a trivia quiz game show type thing in front of a live audience. And this episode that we're going to be listening to and reviewing is from May 27th, 2016.
Starting point is 00:35:46 And the celebrity guest is Sir Patrick Stewart. Oh, this has been intriguing. I like Patrick Stewart a lot. He's awesome. So I'm sure this is going to suck, but I thought it'd be interesting to go to another very popular show that people actually listen to. Not that people don't listen to where alive. I'm sure there's some dummies out there who do. I don't know why. Apparently they have no value on their time.
Starting point is 00:36:08 But then again, I'm the guy who put together the shit montage. So how much value do I put out by the time? That is, that's true. What am I even talking about? Oh, that's so, so true. So please, people, join us again next week because it might be the show where we find out once and for all who are these podcasts. Sleep well every pony. %, %, %, %,
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