Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep19 - As If

Episode Date: June 19, 2016

This week's episode we review a podcast called As If, episode Minute 42 - Clown Liquor.  It's an entire podcast dedicated to reviewing 60 second chunks of the movie Clueless.  We're gonna stop and let you read that last sentence again.  Ok, are you good, yes it's a podcast about Clueless but reviewing one minute of the movie at a time and it's just as dumb as you'd hope.  Kevin and Karl dive into their review of this podcast by immediately talking about Alicia Silverstone and how she was a pillar of most spank-banks in the mid-90s.  We learn that Kevin does impressions in his private life and Karl sings about his love of Aerosmith ballads.  So listen to us do 50 minutes on an 18 minute podcast that is reviewing 60 seconds of a dumb movie.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello and welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts? I'm Kevin, and I'm Carl, and we listen to podcasts that you don't have to. We want to remind our listeners you can check us out on WhoAreThese.com and on Facebook. We're always looking for podcast suggestions, so send us an email, leave us a comment, or post a nasty death threat. On today's show we'll be analyzing and reviewing a podcast called As If. The episode is entitled Minute 42 Clown Liquor. As always, we have both listened to the show separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand,

so without further ado, let's find out who wants it for all. Who are these podcasts? Showtime. It's show time. I W-A-T W-A-T-P everybody I'm doing good. Happy Father's Day. Happy Father's Day to you. Thanks, everybody thinks that we're fathers now. That doesn't know us. I don't care what they think. So we listen to this show called As If that breaks down the movie Clueless.

And when I say breaks down, So we listened to this show called As If, that breaks down the movie Clueless, and when I say breaks down, it breaks it down. Yeah. The show we listened to was about 60 seconds worth of the movie, starting in the 42nd minute, and it only covered what happened in that 60 seconds which was literally just

dialogue between two characters. Kevin, did you go and watch the part of the movie that they were reviewing? What do you think I prepare for this show? No. Okay. So it cluuses on Netflix. So I went on and I found it and I watched the part. And I actually listened to Minute 43 also. The show after the show and I have a bunch of clips from that one too. So I went and I watched the movie because the way they're talking about this is if it's some marvel of cinema. I just I had to go back and watch it and say I remember watching Clueless in the 90s.

Is there is it really is a to see these people we're talking about? So I think I have a pretty good reference and can explain and kind of see through the bullshit a little bit because I did do my homework on this one. All right, yeah, I haven't seen the movie since probably probably when it came out, like whatever 95 or whatever one this movie came out. And I don't remember a whole lot of it except that Paul

Rudd is in it and Alicia Silverstone at the height of her short mini-skirt fame that's all I really remember about this oh yeah at least silver what's your name at least you Silverstone yeah yeah she made it possible to listen to terrible Aerosmith songs all the way through. That's right. That's really famous for because there's no way I would listen to Pink or whatever the fuck those music videos were in the 90s. They were atrocious Aerosmith songs.

Just the worst garbage you've ever heard. But I would sit there and watch the entire video. Well, yeah, because I didn't even turn the sound down. I could have. I just like, I am all in. Well, the funny part to me is that he put his daughter, like, lifetiler was in those, and she was like half dressed. But let's just say, Alicia Silverstone caused a lot of seeds billing in the mid-90s.

Dude, according to DNA research. I am bad DNA research at my sheets a lot of a lot of tissues were used Back in the day when this movie was popular so I was Crying when I met you now. I'm dying just to let you do what you feel I don't even know anyway I feel like I'm doing the thing for the podcast last week where they had Patrick Stewart reading the ACDC there I was crying when I met you Pink is my new

Crazy far be and what's that? I don't know this other song crazy or whatever. Crazy about you, baby. Crazy about you, baby. Well, I fucking know those songs. It's so disturbing. Okay. Yeah, so Kevin, I want to play you a clip show that I think best sums it up for me. That's how we like to start off. To give our listeners an idea of the crap-tacular podcast that we listen to. So if you don't mind, would you play Track 3, please? This is a crucial moment in Shares character development because this is basically what she has been saying about

what is a... I have that one cool too. That's his voice is crazy. His voice is the creepiest. Who does that thing to me? Like it's like yeah like to me it sounded like there was like two like I don't know maybe like our age maybe a little younger like in the mid 30s or something people do in the show. And then there was this guy who sounded like he was in his mid 50s doing the show. He just does not sound right.

So you got that clip also? I have that clip. I mean, that's not the one I want to play for this one, but this is just like, I don't know, this sums it up. There's a lot of plugs at the end of the show, which I'm sure we'll get into at some point. They do about three or four minutes worth of plugging other podcasts. And an 18 minute long podcast. So it is a good 20 to 25% of the show is plugs at the end. Yeah. And it's amazing. I just want the audience. I'm going to play this one. And it's just sums

up how ridiculous this entire show is to me. How many times do you hear this girl say the word um in this plug? All right. It does out. Yeah, I have a podcast called Forgotten Failures, where we watch forgotten or otherwise obscure movies and determine whether or not they were actually forget a while or not. Super fun. And I've also guested on a podcast called Can We Just Be Friends? Which is super fun. And that's on the Rhymes with Nourity Network. Sorry. You know what?

When I was listening to that fire, I didn't clip it, but I was picking up on the super fun thing that she comes. She was like in a super fun days. I do this show. It's super fun. And if you want to check out this, super fun and super fun. What did you talk about? There's nothing that's super fun about these shows. They're fucking boring as shit. Yeah. I just, you know, going back to what we were talking

about at the end of, I mean, but when we were teasing this last week, I don't understand where, okay, so you choose this movie, right? So you've got Clueless and they're making some connections to Jane Austen. Yes, Emma, right? I guess it's apparently based on the novel Emma. All right, so they're making, you know, so then I understand, okay,

so there's some deeper Meaning behind this movie or whatever, but where do you say oh, you know It would really be unique about this podcast is if we review one Minute of the movie and take 20 minutes to discuss this one minute of the movie like I don't know just give yourself a little more leeway and be like, uh, you know what? Let's do 20 minutes of the movie or 10 or five minutes of the movie. Something where you actually can have more to talk about than a 60-second

snippet of so So you're saying the rules that they've created have made this intrinsically boring and I 100% agree there's the the confines of the concept have made it impossible for them to be interesting because how could you talk about 60 seconds of a comedy movie you know a C C plus comedy movie from the 90s takes 60 seconds of it and try to have an 18-minute long podcast It doesn't make any sense. It can't be done And I'll give you an example of this because that was a thing when we were looking at this like how the fuck is this gonna be 18 minutes long

Here's how they do it. There is a part where Let me set up this clip and then we'll play it. In the background behind the main character, there's a sign for a business. You wouldn't even know it if you didn't pause it and stare at it because that's what I had to do to find this thing. But listen to the discussion around just the sign in the background for a business. Trek 7.

I don't know if it's just like a registering a business name with a state or what, but you see a lot of misspelled things, like quick, sometimes it becomes like QIJ for some businesses. It feels like that's what the pack and mail is. They were like, how can we make our business seem like it's for mailing and packing, but obscure it so that we're not taking someone else's name that already exists. Yeah. She's explaining why the name of the company is PAK and mail. And that was a part of it. They talked about that for a while. Yeah. The guy, the creepy uses like, I'm so pissed off with the business name, that business name pack.

Yeah. Right. Like, who gives this shit? It's a sign in the background. They're out of street in L.A. It was the difference because he's they're reaching for anything to Fuck about it because it's a dumb premise. I'm sorry. It's a It is it's a terrible premise to do 60 seconds of them. I don't I love movies Review fucking any look you know what next week we should do fucking dude Where's my car and break that down you know like like I'm ready I'm gonna do that right now let's go I mean like you know pick whatever shit ball movie you want to and review it that's that's totally cool but the 60 second limit thing that's

put in a huge hamper on a lot right because it's not even a scene you're not even reviewing a scene like this 60 seconds because I did like a dummy go do my homework and actually watch the 60 seconds. It picks up in the middle of a conversation and then it ends before the scene is over which has a couple of other crucial parts that they should be discussing,

but they can't because of the rules of this. They didn't even talk about it. I was like, I don't want to spoil anything but there's a thing that comes up next. That's pretty important. And it's like, who are you spoiling this for? Someone's watching this movie a minute at a time and they're waiting for your podcast to come out. What the fuck do you think it's going on here? I didn't even think about that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

So let's see. Yeah. Like feel free to discuss the whole fucking movie. So that doesn't make difference. And by the way, speaking of that, that actually segues nicely into a clip that I call what movie does this retard thing she's watching? I'm just skipping ahead with the rest of the movie, but it never gets resolved. It's not really a spoiler, but they never, this is the end of Elton and Cher, really. Yeah, it's weird because he's around still, but it's just kind of swept onto the rug and no one talks about it. It's weird. So she's discussing how the scene that just happened does not get resolved.

Uh, a no shit. This is not the Godfather Part II. It's clueless. It's a fucking comedy. It's one minute of the movie. What am I gonna do with that fucking comedy? Dude, one minute of the movie. Why do I have a fucking comedy? Do you think that, like, our people watching Caddy Shacken going, wait a second,

Ronnie and he felt only pretended to break his arm during that tournament. He didn't really break his arm. Why don't they come back to that? And, you know, the judge should be upset about this. And he should have some medical tasks. Like, it's a fucking comedy. It's a device.

There's no reason why this should be resolved. What is she fucking talking about? Oh, my God. I think it's a fucking comedy, it's a device. There's no reason why this should be resolved. What is she fucking talking about? Oh my God, I think it's broken. I can love that. I know, it won't be right. But if they were analyzing Godfather too and they found a plot hole, that could be discussed because it's a fucking masterpiece.

But this is clueless. I have to keep saying that. This is the movie clueless. Yeah, yeah, no, it doesn is clueless. I have to keep saying that this this is the movie clueless. Yeah, yeah, no, it doesn't, you know, I mean, I can like I said almost excuse it. Based on the fact that I like movies and I don't like clueless. I don't remember liking it, except the eye candy of the movie, but I understand what they're trying to do, but they're just limiting themselves. And then like you said, it's like no one is, she says something about spoiler in here. Like someone's gonna be watching the movie and it's like, fuck man, son of a bitch, I was gonna watch that next

minute tomorrow. Fuck. Some bitch. I want to meet that person who's getting the throat is had. I'm basically someone thrown his head on the floor. Like, what the fuck? Throw this thing out. This doesn't get resolved. Throwing his phone over it. On the floor.

It's vulnerable. The other thing that they do, so aside from analyzing things down to signs that are in the background with nonsensical conversations around it, who gives a shit how you register a business name or why you would name your business PAK and whatever, who gives a fuck. But I love the part where they go into psychological deep dives into like motivations of what people are doing and what they're thinking and why they're doing it. These are made up characters and in some cases when they're talking about these people these are not people who are main characters. They're

just in the movies to further along the plotline of the main characters but they want to go in and do a deep dive and figure out what's going on. Play Track 5. Like it, this is some like weird, like abuse technique to make him seem like somebody who keeps her safe by abandoning her in the middle of the night. Uh-huh. In a place she doesn't know. And also, you can be interpreted as him humiliating her in order to sort of modify his ego after being humiliated by her through her.

Yes, and there is like a whole other movie that can be made of like the aftermath of this night and how no one believes share side of the story because women lie. I can see a lifetime movie being made out of the fallout from this this evening. Fucking retard. So this is a 60-second part of the movie Clueless and this woman's thinking that this should have a whole trilogy built around it, this incident that happens, and I should take a quick step back and explain the part of the movie that they're talking about. This guy, Elton, who's into share, which is at least just over someone's character, is driving her home from a party and he tries to make moves on her and she refuses

and he gets pissed and drops her off and drives away. Right. Okay. That literally was worth their podcast, should have been what I just said. Right. Right. Yeah. That should have been a seven second podcast. It's an 18 minutes. Yeah. I got another one of these deep thoughts here. Yeah. It's definitely a guy who's very invested in this idea of social hierarchy within the high school setting. of social hierarchy within the high school setting. Social hierarchy? Oh, dude, all right. So you gotta play. I have a clip that overlaps, I call it hierarchy without an eye.

Listen to the way this guy pronounces the word hierarchy. Very invested in this idea of social hierarchy within the high school setting. And he feels like anything him, hooking up with share, if you can justify it through the hierarchy Then like you said it's erotite like there. There's no possible way to contradict that because that that hierarchy is everything It keeps the kids are already get pronouncing it keeps using it over and over again. It's hierarchy hierarchy

It sounds like One of those words that like like feminists make up like it's hierarchy. It's a story. Yeah right. The hierarchy. I thought that Z was really interested in the yeah exactly that's funny. Herarchy. That's not a word buddy. That's not a word. I have a clip I just called creepy guy is creepy I don't even remember exactly You're not gonna walk all the way back are you baby or something? Oh yeah, the guy does not fit. He just doesn't fit with the rest of the thing.

I mean, whatever, I don't know, maybe I'm just being fucking overly critical, but it just, I don't think so. That's not how that's not how I am all. See how, how meta is this podcast that we're doing right now? Because we're reviewing a podcast that's reviewing one minute of, yes, so we've, you're right. So we've taken in podcast 18 minutes that should this should be seven seconds. And now we're going to do a 40 minute podcast talking about this 18 minute podcast.

If this were to continue on, like, let's say someone makes one of our podcasts, this 60 seconds in shitty cinema history could turn into like millions of hours of content. And it's all based off of 60 seconds of some shitball. Nineties movie. I'm blown. Like that's like holy shit.

I feel like Malcolm Gladwell's next book is going to be about that. One thing I noticed about these guys, and I did listen to podcast that you didn't listen to also the next minute, minute 43, which were all different hosts, which is a whole other thing we need to talk about. But one thing I noticed is that these guys, and every other show we listen to, where there's multiple hosts, they're always talking over each other and interrupting each other and it's annoying. These guys do not do that. They are very respectful when someone else is talking, actually to a point where it's not good.

If you play Trek 2, I call this feel free to interrupt this dummy before she embarrasses herself. There were so many chances for somebody to come in and just help her with her, whatever she's trying to explain, and they just let her die. It's great. just help her with her whatever she's trying to explain and they just let her tie. It's great. And his response to that is just so like it's so douchey because he's like why would I go with tie? Don't you even know who my father is? Which is, it is just terrible. I didn't edit that at all. She takes a pause. She's just waiting for someone to step in

and she's like, it's just, it's horrible. I can't believe the bad guy in this movie is acting like that. And she's tied a rope. Do a fucking team. These people are so done. They're like, I like the protagonist, but the antagonist, that person's a jerk. That's kind of the way it fucking works. Idiots. I like the hierarchy. You played a part earlier, the clip

where the woman was plugging other things she does. Yeah. I have a clip that's right before that when they go into the plugs and I call this the plugs, plugs! We're gonna go straight to the plugs here before we get any more depressed. Okay, Ben, go ahead. What do you got? Yeah, I have film writing on 366 wordmovies.com as well as the Brattle Theatre Film Notes blog. So if you want to hear more opinions from me about

film go ahead and check it out. And I've heard you on the Clue List podcast also. I mean it 38 39 40 and 41 you were pretty good. Yeah I highly recommend that. Why are these people doing plugs? There's no buddies. I mean Kevin you and I both listen to podcasts where they have celebrities on and comedians and they say, okay, where are the plugs? I have a date coming up. I have a movie coming out. These people have fucking nothing going on of their doing four minutes of plugs. Yeah, it was a lot of promotion for other shows in there. Doesn't make any sense to me. The other guy to be like, you can catch me, my other podcast. It's called Upscirt Minute.

It's me. I have some GoPro's, duct taped to my ankles, to walk up to unsuspecting females, and get upskirt shots for your pleasure. And then I discuss them one minute at a time. I guess. I also host the jailbait Instagram account. You guys are going to enjoy that. I find girls who are noticeably underage and sexualize them. Yes, so that's something else to look forward to as I am creeping every sense of the word.

This thing is probably like a fucking principal of a high school or something. It weren't like totally fucking his voice alone makes him a creep. So sorry, dude. Here's a track because these guys talk about themselves a lot like with these plugs and shit. I don't remember exactly what's on here, but I called this track Holy Narcissism Batman. And I've also funny coincidence been on like the last four or five episodes of this podcast with Ben. Androle. So if you if you just started with Minute 42 and you're like, Hey, this is pretty good stuff, but I really want to

listen specifically to these people. Go back like four or five episodes. I also recommend that. Jesus. That's fucking awesome. So let's let's assume you're starting at Minute 42 on the as if clue was podcast, which covered the only G-Fucked people on the face of the earth who've done that. And trust we're not going to go back and listen to the ones before this. But this show was so boring and had nothing going on. And this woman thought that at the end of it, she's like, you're probably going to want to go back.

It was the other shows that I'm on. So let me just tell you which one's to listen to. Yeah. But this brings me to another point that is fascinating to me. This podcast where they've put out, you know, an episode for every minute of the movie. So if it's 90 minutes, there's gonna be 90 podcasts. They have different hosts,

and they mix and match who's on there talking about the minute, which is bizarre. So the next minute, minute 43, are three totally different people. Yeah, that is strange to me. Like I understand like maybe mixing it up, like, but having the same, like having one main person that's on all of them.

Right. Well, you would think that there'd be someone who was so passionate about the movie Clueless that they were the driving force behind this concept and they're like, all right, I'm doing a thing about Clueless. Anybody wants in a favorite into Clueless, you can be on the show. And yeah, you know, maybe have like a co-host and then mix in special guests or or something like that. But this is just people who are desperate to be on podcasts. And I'll prove it, play track 17.

Um, when did you first see Clueless? Oh, Jordan, you go first. Okay, so honestly, this is the first time I watched it all the whole way through. So this guy's like, you want to be on this Clueless? I guess like, fuck yeah, I do. I should probably watch it though. I have not, I don't know what the fuck it is. What's Clueless? Oh, it's a movie. All right.

Yeah. And so that was from episode 43, which is a whole different cast. And these people are delusional in other ways. Play track 12, I call this, is this possibly true? There's so many great articles out on Clueless now because everyone's obsessed with it. What? Who the fuck is obsessed with Clueless?

Of the world. Where's the one I picked this podcast because I was appalled that someone was devoting their time to this fucking movie. And this is just one of those, like I guess it's like a cult class like a hit thing or so. I don't even know. I don't think so. Yeah, I mean I I don't know I'm a fucking movie nerd and I feel like I am abreast of the goings-ons and I don't I don't know anything about Clueless

being like this little sleeper hit that everyone loves. I mean I know they made a TV show out of it and shit but I don't know it's weird and at least you know more of this idea crazy now. Well she is a woman. No but I'm sorry guys. No what was like a few years ago, Alicia Silverstone was like On the news because she had a kid She had a kid and she was doing some something where she was like Pre-chewing his food. Oh

Really? Yeah, she was preaching his food and like giving it back to him like a fucking baby bird Like one of those people. Yeah, yeah, she's like weird or something. Like she's like completely fucking lost. I think, you know what? It was being a Batman and Robin. It was playing Bacterol. Yeah, that's the marker.

It's sunk her, man. That was brutal. It was worse than those aerosomists, somehow. So some guy was like, I wanna make a Batman movie that sucks worse than Steve and Tyler that was the first time I've ever ever. It was the first time I've ever ever. It was the first time I've ever ever. It was the first time I've ever ever. It was the first time I've ever ever. It was the first time I've ever ever. It was the first time I've ever

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So you just totally spoiled the next fucking minute for me. Oh, I should have known. I should have known. If you haven't watched Minute 43 yet, please turn off the show. So she gets mugged and that's what these guys are talking about on this next show. So if you play track 13, there and this is another psycho analysis of just a made up bullshit thing with made up people doing made up stuff and they're like analyzing as if it were real.

The mugger says thanks as he walks away and this is the analysis. Initially, like she starts giving him a hard time and then she cooperates. So I think he felt that this end up being a successful mugging. He's appreciative that it all went well. Oh my God. All right, you know what?

This is, I'm just gonna fucking go out of the limiter and say we all need to get Other things to do we all need to figure out something else in our lives that Yeah, we're why the why are we doing this? this thing God damn it man. All right, well I'm 100%% with you but I'm not done yet. Here is a more brilliant analysis of the Mugger Pirate play track 14. But one thing I did notice that while as you point out Jordan it is his job, he doesn't seem to be very good at it because he missed the diamond earrings as well as the diamond necklace.

I mean, although I think it was a diamond necklace that looks fancy, but it was certainly diamond earrings because I paused it and stared at it. And then she counts to three, looks back and gets up, which I thought was kind of balsy and impressive considering that she's obviously like we said, Narebin Muggeug before in a really sketchy area. And the guy had a gun on her off of that. Okay. We go into another share B.O. Where she declares that her evening had turned into a royal mess

and she'd been sexually harassed and robbed. Okay. So this is, this share is a made up character does not actually exist. And they're explaining how she's never been mugged before. And they made up mugger who had a made up gun. Yeah, like that's really bullseye. She would get into three seconds considering this made up guy with a made up gun had that gun. Well, do they not understand how movie, how movies work?

Do they think they're watching a documentary? Do they think they're watching a reality show? What the fuck is wrong with these people? Yeah, I was watching clue on on Vice on the Vice Land Network. You're watching Clue-less? Yeah, Clue-less. What I took away from that clip was both of those female hosts had lists. And I don't understand.

And they also get vocal fry a lot too. They're super annoying, though, as it do. So they, and that was a lot of clip, but it started off with them explaining how this mugger is not very good at this job because she's wearing diamond earrings and a necklace. Diamond earrings. So diamond earrings. Diamond earrings. So of course, because this movie is so amazing, one of the co-hosts decides he needs to explain

away the plot hole. So listen to this. So this is just speculation as to why the mugger would not have stolen the diamond earrings when you would think a mugger most certainly would play track 15. So yeah, maybe he just doesn't have someone he knows that he can take those like expensive looking jewelry to that wouldn't turn him in. This guy's explaining how a fence works. Like oh yeah he doesn't have a fucking fence that he could bring to man it's totally fucking like you know sell him. This guy's underground network of buyers and redistributors is a little off like he could

get a handbag no problem but if he's got a diamond man that dude's gonna turn him in like what the fuck kind of analysis and made up oh shit like you said before like really is this what we're doing is we're spending our time with making up shit and This fucking mugger part is 18 seconds of the movie the mugger comes in hey give me your handbag And and then he runs away and listen to the fucking deep dive they take into Not even just what happened in the movie, but now they're looking at the guy who played the mugger in the movie, play track 16. And then I clicked on, again, to see what he was doing. And I learned that last year, in 2015, he was arrested for possessing child pornography.

And then, and I know, let's bring the podcast down. And in January 2016, this year, he pled guilty to promoting a sexual performance by a child and possessing obscene performances. Oddly enough, he went from playing a mugger to directing 32 episodes of Law and Order, and yet got arrested and is impending some sort of legal action right now.

I feel like everyone has that they've directed 32 episodes of law and order on their resume. Yeah, I know, exactly. It's not impressive. I mean, I'm already up to 20. Exactly. Did you hear the nervous laughter when she talks about child pornography

that one goes like, huh, what the fuck are you bringing that up for? If you found that information, just let it be. This guy is not only possessed child pornography, but he was arrested for promoting sex among managers. It's like, okay, that's horrific. This guy has 18 seconds of screen time in this shitty fucking movie.

Let's just let that, let's just move on. There's no reason to bring that up. I just love that the whole thing is being read by Celeste or the cat. I'm fucking tired. There's so many kids that were right. All right, you just made a child for that. I really funny. You just made a lot for the community. All right, I have a couple more clips that I do want to get to. I don't know if there's other things that we miss that you want to circle back on. As far as clips are concerned, I mean, I didn't get many of them and a lot of them are kind of. I've been repeated so far. So this was just them discussing why this wasn't a good minute. And it's not a fun minute.

This isn't a fun minute to talk about. It's just, it's, it's just really gross and creepy. No, yes. So the minute that they just reviewed, this is before the mugging is not. Right. It's just, this is just having the dialogue in the car and he tries to make out with her. She says no. Yeah, it's not a fun minute car. It's not. Yeah, they're like, so like this is the darkest minute of this movie. They used the word dark. Okay. Come on guys. It's fucking clueless. So, you know, that's all I think I have as far as the in my in depth analysis of this

shit ball bug. So here's so the the episode the minute 43 the show that I listen to with all different hosts, they also do this whole plugs part at the end apparently that's part of the format of this terrible show. And so this is a clip that I call no shit. I have to confess that this is my first podcast I've ever been on. Wow, I had no idea you're such a natural. Well what I love about that is because I made the point before that they have these plugs for nobody. So you have nothing going on. It's like, I, so, you know, Lindsay, what do you want to plug?

I actually have to go to work now. I have a shift at ART's. Nothing to fucking plug. These people are not doing anything. They're not talented artists. What the fuck are we talking about? I've got a goal. I've got a try of get a get a hold of the the tweedy bird who who then I want to plug $5 foot lungs all weekend at subway. I'll be there Saturday from 5 to 10. I've got to go spin a sign on a corner that tell you to buy mattresses. I got to spin my pizza pizza sign in front a little seizures from two to four. Then I go on the mattress store from five to seven.

If nothing to fucking block. I just have I said one more clip that I want to play. I call it unnecessary censorship. They actually put in like a bleep and Kevin, I want you

to help me break this down. Play track six. Yeah, like if a woman is a, you know, I'm not sure if you're going to have a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car like what word did she use? Yeah, because she says, they must want to blank with you, which you would think would be sleep with you. Right. But it wouldn't be a swear word. You wouldn't, like what swear word

could you possibly say this chick wants to blank with me? Cream pie? It was like, there's a cream pie. Like what is the term she was using there? Was it bucaki? Bucaki. I think the street swastie bucaki with me. I mean, she must have said sleep.

I don't know why they put in a bleep there. I was very bizarre. Fuck her and fuck my cock. I think so best it needs to be a reoccurring character on this show. Oh, I like it. I like it this guy. All right, one more point that I want to make on this show.

And really, I'm going to put this out there for all podcasters. It's something that I've seen. You know, Kevin and I have been doing this show for a while now. So we listen to a lot of shitty podcasts. And there's a theme that's going on. I think it has something to do a little bit with a generational thing. But you'll notice that Kevin, I don't spend a lot of time talking about ourselves.

It's nobody gives a shit. It's fucking boring. Nobody cares about details of your personal life or what you've done in the past. These fucking dummies on that second show, what you've done in the past, these fucking dummies on that second show, Minute 43. I put together a montage of just them talking about themselves. Play that. Maggie Korman plays the sister Laura in some kind of wonderful, which is my favorite favorite John Hughes movie. To see, I actually saw 10 things I hate about you in theaters. It was the day after my 16th birthday when I first saw this and I this is I've guessed it on a couple of podcasts I don't have it one of my own or that I've won in the works if you want to follow me on Twitter Because I'm super awesome at retweeting other people

Like I said like my dad owned a business, it was a video business. So I grew up on... Yeah, I know. But he was out of like the actual video rental and doing it for convenience stores like shop and save and stuff by the 90s. He no longer had the stores himself. So here's a fun fact about me. I have a big, hub culture blank in my brain, and I'm a pretty obsessive person

by a lot of things for all of June and July of that year because I was living in, I was doing a study broad program in Russia. And so. I was in Russia that summer, Amy. Were you really? Yeah. So I was in a small town about an hour north of Moscow. It's called Svier. But we, you know, we went down to Moscow,

we went up to St. Petersburg, we did some traveling about, and I had been four years earlier on a big tour, like the people, the people to tour um so I went to University of Buffalo and they were they were a computer engineering school so we had unions and backs accounts and they had a even a 92 like you know they were wired really well so um when I got over there you know we could check our email for like 15 20 minutes a day. Yeah, and I didn't have cable. So I When I go back to I really know anything.

I vaguely I remember the hub of about Divine Brown. So I think it maybe happened in August. But I was so surprised. It was like, am I a genius or is Russian just kind of easy to get on to? So because I promise you, I'm super exciting.. No I'm not, but I might be. I'm occasionally very amusing. My sadness about Agent Carter has been primarily what I talk about. On my author page on Facebook. So... Oh my god! All three of them! Couldn shut up the fucking cells. So Kevin, yesterday I'm listening to this podcast

through my earbuds and walking to the supermarket because I live walking this into a Wegmans which is the supermarket that people prefer in upstate New York, which is where I live. I grew up in upstate New York and so we like Wegmans is around here. So I was listening in upstate New York. And so we like Wegmans is around here. So I was listening to this show and I was

walking on the sidewalk because it was a nice day and it was a good day to go for a walk. So I figured I would listen to the podcast while I was walking and you know it was probably 75 degrees. We're in shorts because it was nice shorts weather. And I was listening to this part of

the podcast and I was just listening and thinking, wow, these people really talk about themselves a lot. And I don't like it when people talk about themselves so much, so then I came inside my house because I guess I had a house that's near the supermarket. So I got back from the supermarket. And I was in my house. This is what these fucking people sound like.

I don't know how else to fucking put it, but shut the fuck up like yourselves, and nobody cares. Yeah, I just wanted to add that, you know, in a couple of weeks, I'm going to be moving to Tucson, Arizona. Boom! I currently live in Portland, Oregon.

But prior to that, a year ago, prior, I was in Seattle, Washington. And then prior to that, in Rochester, New York with near near where Carl is. And so yeah, the last three years, I've just moved around quite a bit. And I'm, you know, going down to Tucson, going to start my life down there again. And it's hard to do that. Like, guys, I was going through that, like, oh my God, so fucking obnoxious. These people, if you just asked them a question, they wouldn't shut up about themselves.

And if you're on a podcast, you know what, fuck it. Never mind. Not if you're on a podcast. If you're anywhere, if you're at a party, if you're at a fucking open house for your kids' school, just shut the fuck up about yourself. No one cares. Seriously, the world will be such a better place and everyone just realized that nobody gives a fuck about you and your boring life.

I was in Moscow. Oh, Jesus. Am I a genius or is like Russian easy to learn? Like, is that the most fucking pretentious thing you've ever heard your life? Fuck you. Insolent Russia and we hate Americans like this beach. We have a word for that. It's called pretentious. This is pretentious comp. Finally, the C word makes its debut on this episode.

So anyway, I thought that was a show worthy of who are these podcasts. It's fascinating to me that this is a whole network of podcasts. They keep plugging other shows, talking about other movies that no one cares about. And there's all the interchangeable people that are on all these shows. I don't understand what that network is. I was trying to look up who these people are and I couldn't find any information about them on the internet. So I'm guessing it's because they're ugly and afraid of people finding out who they are. Which is unfortunate because especially the

Sylvester the cat. I wanted to see what she looked like. I'm very very pretty. I'm super sexy. Super sexy. But next week, we're going to do this all over again. We're going to listen to another podcast. And just to get you the listener, very excited about us talking about ourselves and our lives while pretending that we're doing a show about something else, I pulled a clip and let's listen to a teaser from next week's podcast.

So she got a medical marijuana license, which is legal in California, and she asked me to go to Roseanne Barr's dispensary with her. Apparently she has one here. Hey, come on in. Yeah. How's she sound? I'm DJ. Back in. I don't know if she has a dispenser here in Orange County. What that settle. So I'll give

that some room to breathe. What was the last time that Rosanne sounded like that? I don't think she sounds anything like that impression What the fuck they're talking about like maybe like when she first came out You know what it reminded me of when we listen to the man cow show There was the guy who did the shitty impressions and he, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh You just described me on the should be impressionist show This is a fucking trash Fucker and all

So the show is called you suck show It's with host John Jacobson and Michelle Madison The episode that we're gonna be listening to and reviewing is number 11 from June 8th, 2016 And I'll give you just a quick synopsis of what's going on here is number 11 from June 8th, 2016. And I'll give you just a quick synopsis of what's going on here. Each week, as they can plan about, oh, join personalities, so on, so on, so on,

so each week as they can plan about all this stuff they love to hate. If you don't take yourself too seriously and just wanna laugh at the world, then this averent comedy podcast is for you. That sounds like garbage. I'm looking forward to it. People should not be in charge of writing their own bios. Oh, I know. The thing I fucking hate, like even doing the ours for this show, just like it's so difficult

to try to explain and make it like something that sounds, you know, like people are gonna enjoy. It is difficult. So I give them that, where you're just trying, you're like reaching for something, but I love when people describe their shows as, it's like you're having a conversation

with a couple old buddies. People think that they're so engaging and interesting that everyone's just sucked into their fucking boring narcissistic conversation. I'm looking at you, cocktails and set-tires. Oh, oh. We love those women. They're awesome. Should we talk about that at all?

I don't think it'll matter. It's not like anyone's going in. We'll see you in our show now just because we've made fun of their show. But I will say that the cocktails and centaurous folks, shall we review it come a bunch ago. We're actually really cool about hearing us call them the seaword over and over again. I have a lot more respect for them now because they have a great set to hear about it. Yeah, I know that was really cool of them to, you know, to not completely flip the fuck out about us.

Right, right. Because as the dice man would say, this show, it's a goof. It's a fucking goof. But it's not to be taken seriously. So if you do, you know, if you have a podcast and we start calling you a con, at some point down the road, don't take it personally. We don't know the fuck you are. We really don't care. Yeah, we're just making a good for nobody's We're the most nobody's to know.

But you know, so we don't have any plugs in our show. What do you have to plug? Fucking nothing. Yeah. My impressions that I'm doing to my girlfriend. That's, those are the impressions that I'm doing. I hope she shows up for that this time. Yeah. I'm expecting an audience of one, but it could be zero. Yes, see.

Every day I have to roll out a new impression for like that I want to see if she'll get Okay, roll it out and she'll be like, you know, like either laugh or just kind of be like Oh, you know, so I'm trying to like prepare for when I you know I move down there that you know the things are gonna be me just doing ridiculous impressions of stupid shit all the time So when you are practicing impressions impressions, is it post-coidess or as the act is being completed? I just ask you this and you don't have answer, but what would

Nicholas Cage say while he was finishing on someone's chest? Oh Jesus. There's your declaration of independence. No, I don't know. All right. I think this is a whole new genre of just impressions of people who are finishing on someone's chest. We're possibly the smaller back either way. Uh, the bees, the bees. That's my favorite fucking journalist cage. If you've seen seen that that movie. I've seen that clip I haven't seen that movie Yeah, it's very very funny and my you know my girlfriend now is probably not my girlfriend anymore

I'm talking about Post-coital Nicholas Cage impressions, but oh shit I didn't think anyone else did this show. Yeah, no, she listens. She's probably right now like cringing, so. Yeah, I would think that talking about sex with you would be cringe-worthy. Yeah, it certainly would be.

Awesome. So, please, people, join us again next week because it might be the show where we find out once and for all who are these podcasts. Sleep well, every pony. Hey, now the show is over now. 1. Draw the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line the line of the line the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line you