Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep20 - You Suck Show
Episode Date: June 30, 2016This week Kevin and Karl review a show called You Suck Show, episode #11 - titled “Billboard violence, shady dog dealings and weed”. This was a very depressing comedy podcast that featured, well... just like the title says, weed, dogs and billboards. Kevin does his best to “mend fences” with all the show haters out there and reads a letter from a “fan”. Karl talks about his home modem and we reminisce about Yes and Geocities. Somewhere in here we actually review the show too, but trust You Suck Show is a hard listen as it gets depressing in this episode. We are sure they were just having a bad day, don’t write us please even though we ask you to write us at the beginning of the show. Lol. LMAO. ROFL. NRA. CIA. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Hello and welcome to another episode of who are these podcasts. I'm Kevin and I'm Carl and we
listen to podcasts so you don't have to. We want to remind our listeners that you can check us
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On today's show we'll be analyzing and reviewing a podcast called You Suck Show.
On today's show, we'll be analyzing a review in a podcast called Yousuk Show, episode 11 titled Billboard Violence, Shady Dog Dealings, and Weed.
As always, we have both listened to the show separately.
We have not discussed it with each other beforehand, so without further ado, let's find out
once and for all who are these podcasts.
It's Showtime. I'm gonna be the best. I'm gonna be the best. I'm gonna be the best.
I'm gonna be the best.
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I'm gonna be the best. I'm gonna be the best. W-A-T-P. W-A-T-P everybody.
Come on, A-T-P.
W-A-T-P.
Yeah, SW-A-T-P.
And P.
Kevin, how you feeling, man?
What's going on?
I'm all right.
I'm doing OK.
We're doing this at a different time in the usual,
which is neither here nor there.
Now that I would care.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, for those-
Get out a little late.
Get out a little late this week.
Yeah, a few days late, I had some shit going on over the weekend.
And I guess we'll probably have some more shit going on this weekend and the following
weekend because I'm moving and all that fun shit.
So-
Plus, we're celebrating
our independence from the British. Yes.
I forgot about that minor detail. How many Brexit fucking tweets are you gonna see on Monday?
Oh, Jesus. Yeah, the original Brexit. We're gonna exit.
We're gonna exit. Oh no, I don't even know how you're gonna get just sit.
Oh boy.
So we listen to Yousuck Show.
Yes.
And Yousuck Show was hosted by John Jacobson and Michelle Madison.
John Jacobson, that's not the radio voice.
Oh he's trying to do the whole radio thing, too.
So let's get this out of the way,
because I know we're going to have to discuss it.
Michelle Madison, it's pretty hot.
Oh, really?
OK, I just let her up.
You didn't look her up.
No, I didn't.
You're sure you're show-prop.
I feel like it's getting worse and worse.
I didn't realize I had to look up the hotness level of a girl.
But of course you got to to look how hot the chick is
Why are you listening to her talk?
Do I have to bring her up now?
Is it what's her name?
Her name is Michelle Madison.
Michelle Madison.
So she's also, so you heard them talking about VGO on their show?
Did you know what that was?
VGO. Yeah, like when they were getting their voice mails or whatever they were talking about VGO on their show? Did you know what that was? VGO.
Yeah, like when they were getting their voicemails
or whatever they were talking about fan mail,
they're like, oh, this is a,
we saw them we talked about on VGO or whatever.
Oh, okay, is it a video game, something or other?
It is, it's a video game outsiders
and these two do like a twitch thing.
A size, so they have like a whole YouTube channel network thingy that they're doing.
And I watched some of those videos too because I do my research, Kevin.
You know, I don't want to put you down in front of everybody, but I actually got to explore
these people and figure out the fuck's going on.
I've looked up Michelle Madison and wow, she has done a lot of images where she's wearing
swimsuits.
I don't know if I saw that.
No?
I'm looking at her Twitter.
But we can cyber stock her after the show.
Okay, all right. stock her after the show. You're right. All right. That's freaking ridiculous.
Hey.
But she's, if you look at the Usuck show image, the icon for it, there's a picture of her.
She's, she's pretty hot.
Okay.
All right.
Fair enough.
I just want to get that out of the way because we oftentimes will analyze the attractiveness
of female hosts.
And we've been
over life so far so aside from what Kevin thinks there's been a few in there
that have been okay oh yeah that's right there was um choosy D was was pretty
hot from us that's that we've no I was actually thinking more brony guys, but I'll do.
Are you going to read the email that we got on this show today?
I can do that if you'd like. Sure.
We'll save it for later. But I do.
I do love that you guys are finding our website and our Facebook page
and reaching out and communicating with us.
I like to keep this a one-way communication tool
because fuck you, but if you do write a sort of amazing email
like the gentleman who did last week,
we'll probably read it.
Yeah, I'm sorry, I was taking some fucking water.
This is all like I'm drowning over here.
Taking water.
I was taking on water.
Is it a suppository?
You mean taking water?
No, I feel like I'm a pint. I'm we're taking on water. Is it a suppository? You mean taking water? No, I feel like I'm a pint.
I'm we're taking on water.
Yeah, right.
No, what the fuck are we talking about?
I'm going to go up.
We should probably get into the show.
OK.
I feel like we're out of sorts today.
Yes.
Yes, this is the best.
So we always like to start our show by playing a clip
that we think best sums up the podcast that we listen to
and that we're reviewing. So the podcast that we listen to and that
we're reviewing. So for me, it's actually right at the end of the show, but it's number
16 there, Kevin's called Good Representation of the Entire Show.
Go to yousexshow.com or find us on iTunes. I don't know if we're on Google Play, but you
can also just download our show as well. We're on Google Play.
Okay, good. And you could set up at twitter.com slash you sex show or follow
I don't know we're all over in the in the typical places. Are we not on?
I don't know there's a I
Put a sign there. I thought we're on I thought he said yeah
Well, there's a couple things happening there that you're gonna hear on a lot of these clips
They don't have good chemistry. They're constantly talking over each other and interrupting each other. And there's a lot of confusion.
Yeah, the talking over thing is that got to be a little tedious at times, I think.
Oh, yeah. Oh, very tedious at times. Do you have a clip that you wanted to play as your
Do you have a clip that you wanted to play as your summation of the show? Yeah, I want to play this.
Should they take a collar?
Tucson has a higher number of accidents per capita than any other city in America.
That could just be all the Mexicans.
It's just the complete opposite.
No matter where you go in this country.
OK, so I walled on she got really quick out there like that was a joke.
Yeah, I don't really think Mexicans are bed drivers in fact.
Nobody does.
And that's not a good joke.
And have you ever heard of an almond almond?
Have you ever heard that stereo tape before I've never heard that stereo tape.
I don't know.
I'm not even sure where she was going with that stereo type before. I don't know. I don't even know.
I'm not even sure where she was going with that.
Yeah.
That was a bit ridiculous.
Well, while you're talking about that, that was a voicemail that they went to their voicemails
at some point.
Yeah.
And that person talked about the driving patterns in like three different cities that he's
lived in and it went on and on and on.
And Michelle was even like, all right, cut this off. Why are we still listening to
this? And then she went on to talk about the fucking driving issues that she
has had in multiple cities and that conversation went out and out. Like didn't
you just say this was boring? Are you that dumb? And there was there was a
couple of things from that discussion I thought were interesting. If you play
track 14, I guess this John guys from Chicago originally and they're talking
about this roundabout in Chicago, but listen to this clip. I see they call it
suicide circle in Chicago. Yeah well isn't Illinois just the murder capital overall give zero says yeah?
So there's a
intersection that's dangerous and Michelle equates that to the murder capital
So does she understand the district gang violence and driving accidents?
What a fucking retard they call a suicide circle. Well, yeah, it is the murder capital
of what? What are you talking about?
Bloods in it.
They're just because they're the ones that get you're like, oh my man, you travel around
that roundabout. We'll see if you can even get here.
Exactly.
They're just shooting at each other in the roundabout.
Now that would be a suicide circle. Yeah.
That would be sweet. Before we get away from this a suicide circle. Yeah.
There would be sweet.
Before we get away from
this topic, Kevin, yes. I
don't know if you picked up
on this, but they they
talked about roundabouts
for a while. And Michelle
is not a fan of roundabouts.
And I put together a
little diddy. If you want
to play the roundabout
discussion track, was it
I want to say something
quick thing about driving roundabout discussion track. Does it, I want to say something quick thing though about driving roundabout around here,
piss me off, because people don't know what the fuck
they're doing.
Roundabout.
Roundabout.
Roundabout, yet.
You enter the circle, go around,
and then you exit to the road you want to go to.
Roundabout.
Roundabout.
Roundabout, yet, I hate them.
I know what them.
Yeah.
I don't want to ever see them again.
They're all dangerous.
Roundabout. Roundabout. Roundabout. Yeah, like three roundabouts
Like they're dangerous and stupid
It's a display will throw roundabout
Wow, that was like a fucking prep burner bit, you just did.
No, I was really, no, I mean it was done like well.
Yeah, you're right.
I just told you prep burgers, and he knows what's funny, too, is I picked a software
like 1976 and so anyone listening to this, he's going to be like, oh, sweet poll, dude.
Actually, I was.
That was like, that's yes.'s yes sweet oh such an idiot I just heard the word around about it like well
this is gonna be a song I'll just fucking pop this music in that's a good tune now I
want to listen to this me yes fuck let's dude for the rest of our podcast let's just play yes. All right. Sweet. Followed by some Kansas
There's a this the guy here whatever what is a John Drake absurd
Big video gamer
John like of some it sounds like the
The middle square on Hollywood squares. What was that?
Oh, that was John Davidson. Yeah, so it's almost the same guy. Anyway, no, he talks at some point in here.
He's telling the story and man, there were some really rough parts of this fucking podcast for me
because he tells the whole story about how he
had to put his dog down and how he's trying to get another dog and how that is
all like sad and just it gets really depressing during this podcast but he
he's talking to her at one point and he's like, then she starts talking and he is in the background
with the creepiest like uncontrollable laughter
that I, I don't know, I gotta just play it.
Does this sound like this?
Ahahahaha!
Yeah, but it's like, he's trying,
I think he's trying to hide it,
but it just comes off,
it sounds like Barney Rubble like is in the background.
Like, they're friend, friend.
Like, okay.
It probably stems from her bad experiences with people
where somebody is just like, I want a dog
and then they end up trying to give it back or it's not.
But still, I mean, I think like the fact
you were willing to make a video and really were interested,
she should have fucking bit a little more accommodating.
Yeah.
But, oh, I didn't even pick up on that.
That is weird.
Right?
It's like he keeps it going.
It's, and it all sounds like Dr. Hibbert from the Civilian.
Right.
Yeah.
Oh, home.
But it just keeps going on in the background.
It's like, dude, just, I don't know, cut your mic off
or don't like why?
Well, he was making a noise on purpose
because what she was saying wasn't funny.
It wasn't really laughing.
Yeah, I was like an uncomfortable laughter
to cover up what I don't know because he was certainly emotional about his
dog. Yeah. But there was something I picked up on during that whole segment and
by the way there's three there's three major segments in this show up well
maybe four but there's like rants that they go on. The first one is all about
the legalization of marijuana which I have some clips I definitely want to get into that,
but we'll hold off.
The second one is a conversation about this controversial X-Men billboard
where the villain is choking out a female superhero.
And then the third rant is all about
John having to put his dog down and then finding a new dog.
And it goes on, that's the longest one.
It goes on and on and on right and um actually if you play my track 11
This is how they even summed this up. This is such a depressing episode
Yeah, yeah, I'll say definitely so
But not depressing in the way that they think I was just depressed and I had to listen to these asshole
So, but not depressing in the way that they think. I was just depressed and I had to listen to these assholes.
They could fucking do a show together.
So, this part where he's talking about finding a new dog.
I don't know if you picked up on this,
but they both use the word, John more than Michelle,
but they both use the word right too much.
And again, I've said this many times,
but I hope that these dummies are googling themselves
and find us making fun of them, because I think that this piece of criticism would actually
help them fix their show.
Stop saying, right, right?
Play Track 9.
Right?
Right?
Right.
Yeah.
So I fucking call this rescue person, right? Right. Right. So I'd have to drive like an hour or two, right? Right? Right? Yeah. So I fucking call this this rescue person, right? Right? Right?
So I'd have to drive like an hour or two, right? Right? Right. And I'm okay with that, right? Right?
I mean this dog has no fucking home, right? Right. Right. Right. Right.
What? I'm like, well, like you were selling her a story to some dog. Right? Right? You you know and all this shit. She thinks it's just lip service, right? Yeah all of this right
I just want to give a dog a fucking home, right? Can you fucking believe this?
What the fuck is going on right?
What the fuck is going on right?
Everything is right am I right? Maybe I'm not right am I right though?
I think anyone could do the same thing to like our show to do.
Wow, yeah.
And pull out the crutch words that we use like fucking, like I use fucking a lot.
I use fucking a lot. You use like a lot, which I would love to make fun of our show
and pull a bunch of clips I know. But this this thing with the right was out of control.
And yeah, I did a little bit of editing on that.
But did you hear that he was saying right multiple times in a row?
And he would say right that she would say right.
And I was, I don't know.
I was spelled out my that point.
I'm like, I can't, I didn't think what the word right.
I don't know what they're talking about.
I just give you here.
This guy say, right, right?
Right.
I told, I guess I didn't even pick up on that.
You didn't pick up on that?
I always pick up on that.
And you know what, there's a few times
that this guy actually makes sense,
like, play track eight.
Whatever, you know what, this is, this is,
this does suck, okay?
So, fuck off.
Yes, this does suck.
I agree. But then there are other times when he's completely wrong like play track 10
I know that I don't sound like a dumbass and the
Right
You sir are you dumbass
wrong. Sir Ari Dames. So I know you said you wanted to get into the beginning of the show, which is they talk about this, is it the, oh the weed thing, like in the beginning. So just the whole argument just sounds like a kid who's like in participation in government class.
Oh my god, yes, I actually, I was friends with the guys who did this project.
Are you serious?
Yeah, like, there's the kids in paid class who are like marijuana should be legalized man. Man, it's easy.
Like it's just another drug.
There's all these other drugs.
Is she the worst?
You're exactly right.
It's not like a T.A.
She's the worst argument I've ever heard.
Yeah, I have a little bit of it here.
Here you go.
I think alcohol is far more damaging.
Oh, of course.
Lives in marijuana.
Right.
And so it's tobacco.
I mean, if this is really a free country,
I think people should be allowed to do what they want as long
as they're not harming others. So
that's a hot take. I know, right?
And so it's so controversial. This is
a really funny one, dude. Play track
two from my clips. But I but I myself
feel like it too. It's like I've been
conditioned to feel like something
bad or wrong was going on just
watching my friend get something really no different than Advil, right? Like, you know,
all drugs have bad side effects. So, you know, she was bleeding from aspirin and for her doctor to
tell her, you know, try this. It helps people are, you know, she was bleeding from her aspirin.
Give it really no different than Advil is what I called that clip. Have you ever smoked the marijuana that you can buy in dispensaries in California?
I don't know why I'm asking you that.
You haven't.
I have not.
No.
It is a way different than Advil.
I couldn't, I couldn't move for hours.
I don't know what the fuck she's talking about.
The marijuana in California that you can buy
if you have a prescription or whatever it is that you need
is ridiculous.
It's like tripping.
It gets you, it's so potent, it gets you so high.
And she's, that's the worst thing I've ever heard.
She's like, it's really no different than Ed Bellman.
Like even Aspern makes your stomach bleed.
Like, whoa, whoa, whoa, time out.
Put it on the brakes, right?
It's on the brakes, tell me.
Right, right.
Right.
It's really no different than Aspirin.
So when your kids get on the bus,
you don't care if the bus drivers
are like Aspirin in the morning or Ada Brownie.
It's safe, they're okay.
Go for it, it's bad for it that I'm off for
legalization of marijuana.
I don't want to say I'm coming
down on the other side,
but that's the fucking dumbest
argument I ever heard and to
prove how dumb this woman is.
She starts to make a point
about politics for some reason
and just her brain gets so
flustered that she makes zero
sense and then just trails off play track one.
But I know my point here is I
think America lacks common sense
and there's just just so many
the ways away our political
justice system is set up and and
just you know, I don't want to
get into politics, but you know,
super delegates and you know,
the what's what's the other
thing? Like it's just it's just
all shitty. I had the same clip.
She goes you know I don't want to get to politics but like super delegates and that other thing.
It sounds like she says super delegates. I was like what is that like a setting on your
looking washing machine. Oh I put it on super delegates. Well, what's funny is that she's talking about the political justice system.
So that is talking about like the laws, I would imagine, things are illegal.
And then she's like, I don't want to get into politics, but super delegates.
Now, super delegates has to do with the two party system that we have and how they choose
who's going to run for president has nothing to do
with this argument at all and I think that she got so flustered by saying super dollars as she's
like, what's that other thing? Oh that other thing that's politics besides super dollars gets
fucking retard. That cried to me. So hard. Super delicate. She's such an idiot.
That whole weed conversation was a dumbest thing I ever heard.
And she even prefaced it at the beginning by saying, now I've never tried weed, but even
I think that it should be legal.
And I was like, whoa, whoa, time out.
Whoa, whoa, stop the clock.
How is it possible you've never tried weed?
What year is this?
Yeah, yeah, it's hard to think to stand on now to say that you have.
I'm sure there are people out there who have not done so.
Yeah, I'm reading the list right now.
It's Michelle Madison, end of list.
I don't know how to get that get that at all, but I just...
Her take on that was just so awesome to me, because it really does sound like a kid in
social studies class.
It's an Advil, man.
Yeah, it's super delegates, man, and the other government thing.
And I think it should be legal, man.
If marijuana should be legal, man. Like if marijuana should be legal
because alcohol is legal, right?
You could do that.
Then you could smoke.
Like that was her argument.
And like, all the other people I'm talking about tobacco,
well, tobacco is legal.
And the political justice system,
and it's fucking retarded.
That's great. We were talking about how they interrupt each other.
I have a clip that I call amazing chemistry on air, which is a great example of this.
That's causing all. I know everyone is talking about this.
Yeah, I know. I'm kind of upset that I get it at first.
I because someone tweeted it and I just did not get it.
Well, I saw the next Met movie.
Right.
Did either of them finish a single thought?
Yeah, that was, uh, it's, you know, I gotta say, it is tough when you're doing a show,
but I think like we've known each other for a long time, so I think we kind of know
when we're going to.
Well, I said that when you were still talking.
Right.
Well, I mean, like, and maybe this is just an example.
Yeah, I'm so sick.
I'm so.
This is just an example.
I think of two people who don't, who don't work together often or don't really, I don't
know that that's just my, my take on it, but.
I think it's two people who aren't very good at doing a podcast.
That would be my take on it.
Oh boy.
So I love about our show.
It's the, there's no barrier to entry here.
If you want to have a podcast, go for it.
Nobody is stopping you.
There's no certifications you have to pass.
You don't have to get the state to agree
that you qualify.
You could just start doing a podcast
and if so many people have, it's really great for our show.
I was gonna say, it is kind of the purpose of this show,
but it is, it makes me happy.
Although people do get very, very hurt feelings
as we've learned. We've had some hurt feelings lately here on WATP. Guys, remember it's a goof. We're doing it for the goof. Well fun to goof, look ggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg to iTunes and we've got our star rating or whatever.
I don't know if you looked at it lately.
But we have like one published review.
So it's somebody who's reviewed the show
and it's a favorable review, available.
And then we've got just star ratings
because you could just throw a star at it and not comment.
And I think we're like Two stars out of six
Like that those shows
Every podcast we've reviewed is coming on there. Yeah
It's like I would rather that they gave a shitty like say something at least
These guys are immature shit heads who made foot the me for saying fucking and that's how they say right right
Okay, I can get a good down with that. Yeah, I think that sometimes it's it's lost a little bit that we're like we're in on the goof
Like you know, I mean like this is right. This is all fun people. We're not we're not like some you know big mean
You know podcast gods were like you guys are doing it wrong
big meme, you know, podcast gods were like you guys are doing it wrong.
I am because that yeah, I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. So it's it's Carl with a K Carl.
Are these tech. Okay, so don't tweet me.
Tweet W a T B, which is also a Twitter. It's a who are these pod on Twitter?
If you want to tweet us.
Are you asking or telling?
No, I'm asking and telling.
That's how I work.
What is it?
It's who I think I believe it's who are these pod our Twitter handle.
Okay.
Ah, yes, you are correct.
Yeah, so if people want to tweet there, they can do you know, they can tweet me if they would like as well
I'm not necessarily my opinions do not represent the entire show, but I will I will relay some messages back if I need to to Carl if he if I need to and
And there we go. All right. That was my little
F.I.D. too and there we go. All right, that was my little soap box. I put it. I always love it when I get a new message coming in.
You never know what you're going to get. You never know what's behind door number two.
Oh, yes.
So, um, Kevin and the next segment after they talk about marijuana, like a 12 year old,
in the next segment after they talk about marijuana, like a 12 year old,
they go into this billboard
that was promoting the new X-Men movie.
And the controversy was,
by the way, this show is supposed to be on PC.
So the controversy of this billboard
is that the villain is choking out a female superhero
and the social justice warriors, I'll call them, or whoever,
feminist, whatever group. Actually, started a petition, a rallyed against it, and they got to
take it down because they said that it was promoting domestic violence against women.
So these two start talking about that and I loved what John said
He didn't really get it out quite right listen to track for it. I'll tell you why it's ridiculous
We create fictional stories with fictional characters who are bad against everybody, right?
We have a 50 50 chance that he's bad to someone in this poster, right?
There's a 50 50 chance he's bad to someone in this poster right there's a 50 50 chance he's bad to someone in this poster
I don't think his math is right there I don't think that is I don't know if that is math I don't know what that is
Yeah, what is that what's open to the chance that he's bad to someone I think what he meant was
there's a 50-th chance that it's gonna be a guy or a girl getting choked out right right that doesn't
make sense because there's more male
superhero, but whatever. I don't want to get too into semantics on that. I just thought
that was a funny quip. They let go. I was totally incorrect. So listen to John's opinion
on this billboard over and over and over again. Track five. This is a fictional comic world
all right. And this guy is really fucking bad and he hates everybody, right?
And why can't we have okay fictional characters being bad to everybody, right?
It's a fucking story. Why can't we create fictional stories with fictional characters who are bad against everybody?
So I saw it and I got it it was some badass fictional looking right King's
Guy in dead roll that's why don't get this is not right. I mean it's it's this is a fictional world
There he is beating that dead horse
Like that say it was 10 minutes long, but he kept coming back to you guys
This is a fictional and we got it John You've nothing else to say about this
There's a there's a point in there. He does a whole thing on like
World War two movies. He's like, but this is a non fictional story and it's non fictional
Guys all I'm saying is a non fictional
Stop saying fictional There's a non fictional. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha you know who are these people? I don't know. I don't get it.
Makes no sense.
Okay.
So I heard that and I was like, holy shit,
these guys just wrote our new tagline.
So I am suggesting that either we start or end the show
with what I created here track 7.
You know, who are these?
Podcasts.
I don't know. I don't get it makes no sense
podcast I don't know I don't get it makes no sense that's our new tagline
that's fucking brilliant oh shit that's good, you know what I have to say back to them is my ISO
that I pulled out the stupid one.
Stupid, stupid, gay, gay, whatever.
That's one that I feel like we could pull back
and use in future shows.
Stupid, stupid, gay, gay, whatever.
Okay.
And moving that over to a permanent board.
For me to use it.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you very much.
Yes.
Yes.
Well, do you want to play though?
It was, I thought it was kind of funny.
I edited together the clip of him describing
the guy on Twitch calling him gay.
Sure. Yeah.
This guy's gay.
Why are you so gay?
Hey John, you're gay.
So we brought the show back with that.
Oh, God.
That was fun. Again, people, this is we're just, we're just two people, you know,
Carl and I are just two guys. We're the guy to what we heard. We're recording what's out there in
the land of podcasts. We know that we're not, you know, I don't know what I don't know where I'm
going with this. this I probably cut it
Kevin I'll I'll I'll help you out here what Kevin's trying to say is that are we one of the
five best podcasts maybe not 10 best probably so to us to have the balls to make fun of all
other podcasts you gotta say you guys aren't even the best that's true maybe there's a few out there
that are better than ours but for the the most part, these podcasts that we review
are giant pieces of shit.
And just serve everything that you're not.
I'm kidding, you guys are all great.
It's a lot of fun.
It's a whole goof.
It's a goof.
It's a goof.
And speaking of the podcast is suck.
Play my other audio ISO that I got
Where's the sucking part John go?
Your words are coming out of it
That's the other sucking part
No, I got a look I really got to look this girl up. Oh, yeah, she's attractive. I'm not gonna lie
and
She sold some type of digital network to break media a few years ago. She's probably got some dough
Wow really
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Break media. I didn't realize they were even still around. I didn't either. They used to be a competitor when I was at e-bombs world back in the day.
Yeah. Now what the hate e-mails fly.
It was an e-mails world! Of course he was!
Fucking asshole!
We're now going to take your podcast and put our name on it.
We're gonna watermark our name. Okay. That's
actually a really good idea. We can just use Joe Rogan's podcast. Just put W.A. T.P.
that was just playing Joe Rogan's show. That was a great show that way. We'll just stamp
our logo on everything. And yeah, I love it. Yeah. and then have like a you know a video of
like you know cats falling off TVs and shit too we'll do it all we'll be pioneers
in the field of podcasting I think at one point we went to having a
catter day videos because the catmirs were so popular we're like all right every
Saturday new cat video on the site.
Are we gonna get sued by you?
I think it's real.
It is caturday, I don't know, probably.
I don't have any money to you.
No.
I don't know, what was that?
What was I gonna take?
Oh, this is our last episode, everybody.
You know what I was noticing about this YouSuck show
is that they're on different coasts, just like you and I are. Okay.
He's in I think Boston area and she's in LA and they were obviously on Skype and
I didn't hear a lot of the same Skype static that I hear when I listen to our
fucking show. Why does Skype suck so bad for us? I don't know and if anybody
out there and this is a real called action here,
if anyone out there that listens to this show,
happens to know a foolproof way of doing fucking Skype audio.
Yeah, also not able.
No, I, because I've tried many methods now.
I mean, Skype is the clearest as far as audio quality is concerned
But I've done software methods. I've done hardware methods with
Mixed words, you know, I think it might be I have a dial-up modem. Oh
Yes, and and that's why sometimes we have to restart the show and someone picks up the phone
It's like oh I'm on the internet, man. forgot. You had an 800-bod modem.
So that might be one of the issues.
I'm actually using net zero, because I
don't want to pay more than 10 bucks a month.
All right.
I forgot you had net zero.
It's like, these banners found me around the internet.
Yeah, it's Carl at netzero.com.
But, or you can use my AOL account, whatever. I still have that. say so I think you know don't you have a you had a personal
Site to so you could the people could submit
Question here I don't know. Yeah, it's I think it's a WWW dot angel fire dot com's tilde slash
Geosities dot com's tilde slash age. It's geocities.147 8B 9.com. We're dating ourselves. People are people listening to them. What the fuck is that man? What's AOL? Well, if anybody understood the fucking yes reference, that they're probably out for. Kevin, I don't know, man.
Do you have any other clips you had to play from such?
I think I'm good.
So we usually go into the teaser for next week.
So you can hear what podcast we're gonna listen to
and review next week, but I don't know, man.
Do you want to read the email that we got?
Because it was, it was pretty entertaining.
Yeah, yeah.
Let me, uh, let me bring that up.
Okay.
So we got a note from our, uh, the form on our website.
And I guess this dude listened to, was it, um, not, not
Baroneville.
It was a forecast.
Yeah.
It was the forecast.
Okay.
We reviewed, uh, a show called Furcast,, it was the forecast. Okay, we reviewed a show called
forecast, go back to the archives on
whoarethese.com or iTunes or
whatever and check that out.
Because we ruffled this guys
for.
Yeah, yeah, so okay, so it's from
the user name is Commander Wolf.
And the subject is biased and bad info.
So here's the body of the message here.
I tried my hardest to say this in the nicest way because most people get this wrong.
Hello my name is Commander Wolf and the reason I'm writing to you guys is because if
you're episode talking about furries and the furry podcast called Furcast. And did not agree
with your interpretation of furries. And yes, I am a furry and would like to clear things up.
Thankfully, we're going to get some real information because apparently we did not know what the
flock we were talking about. So please, please, read down. What do we get wrong? First of all,
furries do not just have sex and fur suits. That's like saying, oh, if these terrorists were Muslims, then all
Muslims are evil. Also, sex is part of life and exists in every species.
Asking furries, do you have sex? Make some furries basically want to ask, the
better question is, do you have sex?
All right, I'm going to stop you right there. I don't agree with
the, um, the argument and we were talking about how they fuck
while they're still in their furry costumes. Right. Not
whether people who are furries have sex or not. Right. I assume
that they're not virgins. But, you know, Kevin, you've
done stand-up comedy. Do you fuck while you're doing stand-up comedy? Only at the
good clubs. Okay, well, okay, so maybe every now and then you get a good gig. I play guitar
in a band, I never fucked while playing guitar. Like, There's a difference between fucking and a fur costume and just being a furry and also having a normal sex life.
Anyway, move me up.
Okay.
Your so-called research was on Wikipedia, and this is all caps. No respectful person would use that as a credible source.
Which by the way, I 100% agree with.
You also misinterpret most of what they talk about.
When you said they don't represent the entire furry community, they meant that they aren't
the furry podcast since they are for media, for what it's worth, etc.
For what it's worth.
Yeah, for what it's for. There's a podcast called Fur what it's worth etc What it's worth. Yeah
There's a podcast called for what it's worth. We got it. That's got to get on the list
That sounds good and when you said you were disappointed disappointed when you found out that they didn't do the podcast in first suits
It's because it's seriously hot and those those suits
Have worn one.
I'm assuming he says that means have you worn one.
No.
Besides, one of those guys doesn't own a fur suit.
Hmm, I guess that not all furies have a fur suit.
Which again, is what your credible source claimed.
Plus, there are other things that people consider weird, like beer-bellied guys going to bring
to green-based shirtless and freezing weather to cheer on the Packers or fan-gurling over
bad boy bands, Jesus.
Oh, shit, Kevin.
Hey, I got a satvier here right there.
So not all furries own fur suits.
Remember the furry convention picture that I think we posted at our site that we are
looking at?
Yes.
And there were hundreds of furries in their fucking costumes and like one dude who like looks
like a photo Bob that right.
Not all furries.
Okay, so 99.5% of furries out of fur suit.
And I love the idea that they didn't do their show
in their furry costume because it's hot in there.
I would argue it's because it doesn't work very well.
It'll turn to talk, it'll work.
And yeah, it's probably more of the problem.
Just as a side note.
Oh, did you want a carry on your soul
to make this run fox? Just as a side note, did you want to carry a sword? So put this in his red fox.
That picture of all the furries, the one dude that wasn't dressed up was Commander Wolfe.
There's actually this guy.
If we're going to get a Ford, it's fucking a wolf.
Not everybody has a fur suit.
It's going to be.
It's my last name really is wolf, guys.
Could I just be part of this or what?
Okay, we're almost done with it.
I know it keeps going on for those at home listening.
You know, I know you're struggling with it.
It is a little bit nonsensical and hard to read.
Right.
Okay, here we go.
The true meaning of furry is a fanatic or fan of anthropomorphic characters or animals
that are given human traits such as talking,
walking on two legs, using technology, and wearing clothes.
Movies like Zootopia and Robinhood, her example, examples, and for books, Redwall and Narnia.
Look, I'm not saying you're a bad podcast.
But you can't just look something up and expect actual information
to show up right away. That's why people always for more than one people, always for more
than one source and must be credible. All I'm asking is that you take your time while researching
the topic and make sure you read it correctly.
Alright, now that the venting is finished, I must end the email.
So, what I love about that is he thinks that we're trying to really get to the bottom of this whole furry thing.
We're doing a comedy podcast asshole. I don't give a fuck if you're fucking in your forecast. We're not
We don't think that's a funny scene
Who doesn't want to picture a furry orgy and and giggle to themselves?
Nobody's trying to get to the bottom of this you fucking retarded. I
Think it's it to me. It's it's impressive that
Not only did that this person find our podcast that was reviewing furcast, but also took the time to go to whoarethes.com, go to the contact section, fill out the
form with this really long, you know, I kind of thought out email about you took a you took some time with
it for sure. Yeah, so I mean, it's I guess it just is and if anything it shows you the
level of the fandom here, like where are these furries kind of come from and like that it's
a big, it's a huge deal. And for me, it's like, just like you said, we're just, you know, we're saying what everyone else
is thinking about furries,
because it's not a normal thing.
And I mean, I'm into a lot of stupid, not normal shit too.
Everybody is.
Everyone's got their weird shit there and two.
I'll tell you who I'm not gonna fuck with
is Juggalos.
Yeah.
Those are people with time by their hands.
The furries I'm not so worried about, they might write an email that was actually
relatively polite.
You guys are like, you guys are like, oh, I'm not saying your podcast is bad.
It's like, we just made fun of the thing that you totally identify with for 45 minutes
and you're not saying our podcast is bad.
Like, it's so nice.
What a thoughtful dude.
But the one thing I'm not going to say is that Fago is a shitty pop.
Yeah.
Or the ICP socks.
I will never say on this show because Juggler is scared of shit out of me.
Well, you just did.
And it's Carl at who are these now.
So it's just to reiterate.
What your ass is.
Just to reiterate what we've been saying through this whole thing because we all of a sudden it seems like we've gotten a lot of feedback and
ratings and emails and tweets and things from people who
I'm assuming from people who are either on the podcast that we did or our fans of the podcast we've reviewed
Basically, you know calling us out and saying you know shitty things and stuff and whatever. I'm I can be fine with it
I'm a little sensitive. So it hurts my feelings a little bit Carl obviously
What are you talking about we're goofy got podcast?
It doesn't hurt our feelings. It's fine. I know. So it's like, it's like, it's weird to me all of a sudden that it's, and I guess
I want to drive on the point that we're, this is all in fun. You know, we're not like,
we're not the gods of podcasting. We're just two dudes who came up with an idea who are doing this and kind of pointing out the
foibles of people who think that they can do a podcast and not everyone is suited to do it.
And maybe we're not either, but we're going to call out the other people who aren't as well.
So that's my soapbox. Let me right.
You're right. Well said, Kevin. Make everybody at home, please write a note. Kevin, the good one,
Carl, the ass. I'll clear that with people. People are already making that, that they're already
drawing that line. When I get emails to me saying hey Carl I know and that was that one
wasn't dressed to me specifically but it makes sense I was one reading the
Wikipedia page and actually like I do anything about freeze which I still don't I
know the way the about furries it's it's bizarre but I do love that what was
the name of that one podcast for your consideration what what was it? Oh, for your consideration.
That's what it is.
Oh, geez.
I'm going to start with what's called for what it's worth.
Oh, this is red fox, and it looks like the for what it's worth.
Oh, shit.
The only part cost that talks about how ridiculous it is that I like to choose on furry costumes
For what it's worth
It's actually you know it is that is the name of it for what it's worth for media for what it's worth
for one, it's worth, for media, for one, it's worth, etc.
I like for your consideration.
For
for
Holy shit.
So yeah, we've managed it. Let's talk about what we're gonna do next week,
assuming there is a next week.
We actually, we talk about, visit our website
and our Facebook.
We actually, this one came in as a suggestion on our Facebook page.
And I started to listen to a little bit of it.
And I got to say, I'm excited about it.
Uh, let's listen to next week's teaser.
Those stories and more today on real ghost stories online, Tony and Jenny
Bruceke, joining you once again. Hello. This is about a blue man group ghost or something. Tony and Jenny Brusky, joining you once again?
Hello.
This is about a blue man group ghost or something?
It's not.
And I thought you might go there
because there's three sisters and a blue man
and I could see confusing three and blue for a blue man group.
And they're drumming on garbage lids three times.
No.
What?
So that was a funny dynamic. and I might be hard to understand
what's going on, but apparently this is hosted by like a
husband and wife.
Oh, right.
Telled that the wife wants nothing to do with her husband's
corny jokes.
Because she's like, all right, we got this story that's coming
in, but a lot of it's like, blue man,
girl, she's like, now I thought you might say that.
Yeah, they're drumming.
And she's like, no, it's really funny.
I'm looking forward to hearing more of their dynamic,
which you just like, shut up.
It's fucking idiot.
So the podcast is ghost stories, that's right.
Ghost stories online.
And it's people either writing in or calling in
with their ridiculous bullshit horseshit stories.
And actually, I don't usually do this,
but I pulled an extra teaser,
and I know I'm already getting it to next week's show
by doing this, but the intro to the show is this thing
where you can subscribe for $5 a month.
And for this $5 a month, you get to hear stories
that you don't get to hear on real ghost stories.
These are like, you know, this is the content that's locked down that you got to pay to get.
And I just pulled a couple of these amazing stories.
Let's hit the track 18.
It's only $5 a month when you sign up at realgostoriesonline.com by clicking become an EP.
There is an old lady standing at the foot of the bed and she said she could see details and everything. You know, it just look like an old lady standing at the foot of the bed and she said she could see details and everything you know it's just an old lady standing at the foot of the bed.
But it felt like it was in my head like it didn't feel like I was hearing it. It felt like it was in my head.
These guys have no stories they have to repeat themselves at the same sentence.
Oh yeah there we go. There's after the best spiders and Mexicans.
Full disclosure, this is the type of podcast that I listen to like paranormal and UFO and
conspiracy. Yes, it's like coast to coast. I'm kind of shit.
Right. I love, love, love this type of podcast, but I do
Attend to avoid
ones that are listener submissions because they're all horseshit
And I mean not that you know ghost stories are like a hundred percent real all the time, but
But typically Wikipedia page. Thank you, but typically no, no. I go start with one of the first people at five. But typically Wikipedia page, thank you.
But typically, no, typically they really are, these types of shows are likeness.
Like there's another one that I listen to that's a, well, I used to anyway, it's a big
foot podcast and it's all user submissions, but they'll call in and be like, yeah, and then I was out. I was out
having a smoke on the back porch and saw this big old hairy, hairy guy get up. I'll
back the wood pile there and boy, he, he, he moved real slow, but I was real, real
scared. It's like that kind of shit. Like, and then the host is like humor something else is like yeah
Yeah, I've heard that yeah, you know, they they like to hide behind wood piles. Yeah, that's
That's a thing like it's totally like on the up and up
But I just liked that they all sound like they're Richard Christie
Just for the back woods of Kansas like oh, yeah, well, yeah
Growing up we were always getting tucked
in by a vampire and the Frankenstein monsters are only packed in my lunch. So this will be
a fun show. I'm sure more of my, my, I've been requested Richard Christie in fresh and People can't get enough. Yeah, they're writing in for that. They're writing as we speak not that you guys don't have the best podcast
But that rich Christie impression
It sucks
All right, well hey guys join us again next week because Kevin will self-apologizing and it might be the show
We know who are these podcasts sleep well every pony You're gonna sing it next week because Kevin will self-apologizing and it might be the show we end up with for all.
Who are these podcasts?
Sleep well, everybody.
And now, to show these folks what you have. I'm gonna go back to the place where I was born and I'm gonna go back to the
place where I was born
and I'm gonna go back to the
place where I was born
and I'm gonna go back to the
place where I was born
and I'm gonna go back to the
place where I was born and I'm gonna go back to the I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't get it.
It makes no sense.