Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep225 - Native Calgarian

Episode Date: September 27, 2020

If you think racism is a problem in the US, wait until you learn about what's going on up in Canada. It turns out, the police are all white supremacists who go around murdering indigenous people all d...ay! Who knew? Sit back and listen to the very wise and in no way bat sh*t crazy Red Thunderwoman tell you all about it. Cros and Aaaandeeee join us to discuss some important topics: Patrick Michael reviews the UFC, Stuttering John doesn't want to talk about Chrissie Mayr but somehow finds a way, Opie doesn't like Howard pretending he might not resign, Vic Henley bombs posthumously, and Vic says goodbye instead of hullo.  MyBookie - https://bit.ly/MB_WATP Double your deposit with promo code: watp Support WATP: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:01:08 link to the sub right at link to the Discord server, link to our merchandise, link to our YouTube channel, and of course, the link to our Patreon. Featuring two new bonus episodes every single month. Kroge Vinny and I just did a bonus on Patrick Michael. Oh boy. That was some deep dive. Oh, it was amazing.
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Starting point is 00:01:54 But first, hopefully we have a good send off for our friend Victoria, who's helped us out so much over the years, of really deflecting the hate away from me. I don't know if you guys know what the strategy's been all on. Yeah, it's great. If you get people to hate someone on your show, they don't hate you as much.
Starting point is 00:02:10 Someone like you needs a shield. Exactly. A shit umbrella. Today we'll be reviewing a podcast called The Native Calgaryen. This is a suggestion that came in from Johnny Schmidt. We have all listened to the show separately. We have not discussed it with the other beforehand. Let's get into it.
Starting point is 00:02:26 This is a show hosted by Red Thunder Woman, AKA Michelle Robinson. This is a half indigenous Canadian. Oh, that's probably a fan. I've already a fan dinner. Yeah. How do you call me a Canadian? Our people's land.
Starting point is 00:02:41 So this woman's name is Red Thunder Woman. That's fantastic. Doesn't that sound like a superhero? Thunder Woman. Oh yeah. I think she's ripping that off from somewhere. How did they get these names? How do they get these names?
Starting point is 00:02:56 I don't know either. It's not like with a Smith. It's like, oh, well, that person was a locksmith. Probably not a locksmith. But yeah, you get some names, Carpenter. Yeah, you get your names or something, but these people are just running bare, like no one in this person's family
Starting point is 00:03:10 is ever a running bear. Yeah, especially if somebody who found out they were native years later. Right, how do they get these names? Do they just give them to themselves? I think somebody makes them up. Yeah, I think it's made a portion. That's how I became drinks like fish.
Starting point is 00:03:25 Yes. Ha ha ha. All right. I want to get into some of the clips. I listened to an episode from a little while back called Gas Lit. And this is back in June when the BLM uprising really started here in the US. And so she talks about that quite a bit. And I want to start off by having her introduce herself. Hi, my name is Red Thunder Woman.
Starting point is 00:03:54 My married English name is Michelle Robinson. And I use she in her pronouns. Who gives a shit, who gives a fuck? Now, if you don't know what we're talking about, I think this will sum it up. And then we can get into it. To this woman identity is everything. Oh, boy, it's the only thing that matters to each person is their identity. I honor the black foot. I was born here in Calgary or in black foot, Malkinstus as Michelle Rob or Michelle
Starting point is 00:04:23 Elliott, another English name which is a forded maple religion in English colonial world. My mother is Northern slavery, Northern slavery denne or Satu denne, but my Indian act and post status card by the Canadian government says he elinized denne. My father is so Canadian that I am a daughter of the Mayflower and a daughter of the American Revolution while having an Indian act and post-status card I acknowledged my DNA lineage and that it was born in Calgary But my family is not part of the Treaty 7 signatories. My DNA lineage rits me in the land of the Hare people
Starting point is 00:04:56 Also called the Great Bear Lake people My DNA nation is a visitor to this area of clinchotine into hay and sat to DNA, meaning many horse town, named after the Calgary Stampede. You have to explain it even in terms of creating a safer space for indigenous, as well as honoring the host as a guest and acknowledging your role as a treaty partner. Just say I'm insufferable and move on. You have to go through all of those things.
Starting point is 00:05:23 Well, she does every episode. Yeah, when she stands up to introduce things. Well, she does every episode. Yeah. When she stands up to introduce herself in class, class is over with. That's the last 40 minutes as just her explaining who she is, who her ancestors is, how she identifies. Oh, these shit. This is why liberals get such a bad rep. Can you imagine if every person had to go through
Starting point is 00:05:40 a dog and pony show like this, when they every time you met somebody, it'd be like, oh, I'm Andy, I'm, you know, half this and half that and I come from here and my mom did this and it takes 20 minutes to introduce each person. Yeah, my, what are your pronouns, that way? And you've never discussed this. It, it, it. Yeah, that's what I thought.
Starting point is 00:06:00 Yeah. Croge, you got somebody you want to get into here? Yeah, well, here's my summary. This is why I podcast. Yeah. Crows, you got somebody you want to get into here? Yeah. Well, here's my summary. This is why I podcast number one. Even though they don't know anything about indigenous people, colonialism, know nothing about the constant surveillance that we face, our protests, our vigils, our rights,
Starting point is 00:06:18 then there's the microaggressions and people dealing with internalized racism, people who become gatekeepers that survive off the status quo, or people who are so in their trauma, they stop people from doing the good work, and deplete personal resources, like giving, you know, shitty affidavits or something. Internal and external racism is an everyday reality
Starting point is 00:06:39 for Indigenous people. This is why I need a podcast as a boundary to be heard. I don't know what a boundary to be heard means, but holy fuck. She made a medium. She have a laundry list of fucking complaints. Like, yeah, you think we complain about shame and sometimes like, he gets recorded and it's gotten nothing to say. This chick gets record and just doesn't stop talking for 45 minutes and then turns off the podcast and doesn't stop talking for another 23 and a half hours. This is her 24 fucking seven, man.
Starting point is 00:07:09 Yeah, get ready for some fun. This is right off the bat to get you warmed up for what's to come. And right now, I feel so gasslet because whether we're talking about Bill Wynne or safe consumption sites, or the Civil War or racism. Yeah, so I've been talking about this forever. And- Wow, all those things sound super exciting. I can't wait to dig into it.
Starting point is 00:07:29 Her big gripe on the episode that I listened to is that she's been talking about this shit long before BLM and how dare they talk about racism and institutional racism and marginalized people when she's been on top of that, is no one listening to her? Yeah. What's up with that? Yes. talk about racism and institutional racism and marginalized people, when she's been on top of that, is no one listening to her? What's up with that?
Starting point is 00:07:48 Yes. Well, it's always the, it's BLM and natives and Jews jacking for who has it the worst. Right. You know, it's like, what about... I don't know what it's shut up Jews, it's down. Yeah. I'm barely even the CEO of this bank
Starting point is 00:08:08 It's been really tough. Yeah, but you have a casino doesn't that count for anything? I'm I'm with yeah, that's the only thing that sounds pretty sweet Carl Sounds pretty sweet man because the house always wins and I've never the house And you got a clip that you want to play maybe sums up the show for you or you just want to make one of it sure I listen to the hundredth episode okay, which you would think would be a celebration, but it's really just trucking out more and more, you know, reasons to be upset. Why don't we start with Clip 2? This is where she explains what people should do
Starting point is 00:08:37 when they get, because hate mail is just a way of life for this, for Michelle. Me too. Todd your woman, yeah, yeah. We're something, you got it. So. Yeah, yeah. We're something. Right. So let's maybe you'll learn something from this clip too. People interested in politics asking me about hate mail.
Starting point is 00:08:52 You know, what do you do when you get hate mail? And unfortunately, for those who kind of put out their thoughts, their opinions, hate mail is something that is unfortunately normal. And I think anyone from the LGBTQ plus community, any racialized community actually does get hate mail on a regular basis. So, okay. I don't think that the people that are like,
Starting point is 00:09:13 look at my cat, I love cats. Here's a video of those who have cats. Those people aren't getting hate mail. You don't get hate mail if you put out your opinions, but, you know, if you're LGBTQT, I, you know, then right, she thinks that everything happens to people because of their identity and not because of their personalities. Yes, which I will be documenting over the next 30 minutes. Yeah, I got a lot of those too. Right, so clip three. Okay. This file is add up. And um, copy the link to that profile.
Starting point is 00:09:45 And then if it is a comment, you can actually find the link to that comment. And I know this sounds like something the police would do, but they actually don't. So you do have to do this work. Was you talking about tattling on people? Yes, I hate that. I hate that.
Starting point is 00:10:01 No, I'm sorry, the police aren't gonna start a scrapbook of all your haters. That's your advice. Yeah. Just read their names on your podcast and laugh about it, right? Right. Isn't that what you're supposed to do? Or just ignore it like Southern John does.
Starting point is 00:10:15 Oh wait, no, that's not a good example. That's not a good example. Now, she realizes that what she says might offend some people because she's offended by everything. So other people must be offended by everything. She realizes that what she says might offend some people, because she's offended by everything. So other people must be offended by everything. So she has to start her show with a bunch of discolabers. My homeless apologies to the black foot elders and language keepers as I try to learn proper pronunciation.
Starting point is 00:10:37 Any mistakes or misinterpretations will be on me. I encourage questions so that misunderstandings can be cleared up as soon as possible. I do not speak on behalf of all indigenous. I just share my journey as I walk down my red road. If you're experiencing emotional distress, after hearing anything I talk about today and want to talk, call the First Nation in Inuit Hope for Wellness Helpline. At 1-855-242-3310, it's toll- free, open 24 hours a day, seven days a week. And
Starting point is 00:11:06 if you go to hopeforwellness.ca, there's also a texting feature. If you're trigger, there's an 800 double. Holy shit. So infrastructure for these fucking people is absurd. So if you're mad at what she said, you can call this other hotline and bitch about her. Apparently, I just want to text with someone about how she's a cont. Yeah, there's something for that though. Oh, your feelings got her call 8888888. Else Lee would barge bitch. All right. So some of the things that she gets very upset about is when
Starting point is 00:11:37 now she wants allies. Yes. She's jealous of the allies in the United States for BLM. But she hates it when people share information about indigenous people from non-indigenous people Can you imagine that happening get rid of the gasp? Wow. You know, I'm seeing people resharing from non-indigenous sources on indigenous issues. What? How could you do that? How would these people possibly know what it's like to be a digitalist if they're not a digitalist? Yeah, that's a great range.
Starting point is 00:12:08 I mean, yeah, imagine writing an episode of Star Trek or Star Wars movie and not being an alien. That would be great. You can do it. It's fucking crazy. This is from this week. She is furious at the Allies. Imagine what it would take to be an ally of this person.
Starting point is 00:12:21 Here's my number 10. And I'm not, you know what, today I'm gonna have a bit of a rant against our so-called allies. I'm not very happy with you because I'm not seeing you do the work. Jesus Christ. I don't know what would make this one. Yeah, I don't know what your expectations are,
Starting point is 00:12:39 but I can guarantee that they're too high. Yes, correct. I'm an ally, guys. I don't know if you know this. I haven't revealed this, but I'm 164th American Indian. I did 23 in me and found out. I think everybody is. Yeah, I think everyone's about that percentage.
Starting point is 00:12:57 Yeah, but you know, my mom, I was in a gang bag with 64 guys and one of those guys is in Indian. Is that how they have it? Yes, I was conceived like, Gang bag. Ready, Kruger. I don't think you understand the birds of the bees. We're going to have a conversation at the time. I am an ally. Come on.
Starting point is 00:13:11 Well, it's a good thing you're an ally and not one of these bootlick and Canadians because there's no accountability because bootlicking Canadians are like, oh my God, I just love cops so freaking much that they can rape and kill indigenous women and nobody cares. And they can kill themselves and nobody cares. And we have like a huge million dollar license lawsuits by RCMP people saying we need accountability and Canadians are like, lickin' boots like,
Starting point is 00:13:37 I don't wanna say it, I'm lookin' for fruit. I was like, no, it's life in my hands. I'm like, all right, finally, just something fucking funny. Yeah. Doing the bootlicking and pressure in real time. Well, one thing I give her credit for, she has everyone all figured out all the time. Yeah, she knows exactly what's on everyone's mind
Starting point is 00:13:57 and why they're doing it, it's very simple. Yeah. People aren't complex beings, they don't have multiple motivations. Nope, you're white and therefore you've internalized racism and you're a horrible person, you've attacked people. It's that fucking easy. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:14:11 You can tell so much about someone just by the color of their skin, which I think is the point you're trying to make. Correct. The only thing that's good, yes. Is your identity and your race and your hair color and how long your hair is. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:22 And what language you could speak that's been dead for 300 years. Those are the things that matter for some reason. All right, this is, she's been doing this podcast for all this time. People are not agreeing with her, they're not hearing her. And now you have this uprising in the United States.
Starting point is 00:14:40 And so finally, people are getting on board. I mean, I feel so gaslit. And now people are like, oh, we should be listening to, you know, native Calgaryen, or we should be listening to Michelle Robinson, or you should follow her on Twitter. Why? Now you retweet me.
Starting point is 00:14:56 You know, I'm just, I'm so angry. I'm so hurt that it took the US to have a civil war for Canada to acknowledge racism despite all of these reports, despite all these books, despite how many, you know, conversations I've had about this. It's amazing. All these conversations that she's having, that people didn't realize the problem with racism in Canada. How do they not? She's been talking about it forever. She even ran for office a couple of different times. Yeah. She didn't win, right? But she's really, yeah, she talks about that. Let's focus here. When I ran both municipally and federally, I wasn't just talking about
Starting point is 00:15:36 indigenous racism. I was talking about all racism. I can't believe she didn't win. That was her platform, all racism. Yeah. Let's vote for that. This is where she's talking about. She is the queen of racism. I'm talking about racism with everyone all the time, everywhere. Black racism, you know, I've talked about being at the Community Association in Dover and the youth, South Sudanese youth, getting pulled over by the cops
Starting point is 00:16:07 with them demanding. They show 16-year-old young black girls a receipt for a slurpee they have in their hand. Like this is the type of stuff that I've been talking about for years, trying to work on systemic change for years. You know what she sounds like? She sounds like me when Pennywise got popular. Oh, no, you like Pennywise? I did first double.
Starting point is 00:16:33 We would have had a special order to get Pennywise. Like, I do about racist. I've been talking about racism. Now it's the big hot thing. It's all in vogue. And I've been doing this for fucking ever. Pennywise was never popular. My circle. It was. In my circle.
Starting point is 00:16:47 Crows you were going to say something. Yeah. Well, she makes really compelling arguments. Like she really backs things up with facts and figures and data. Like she really, she has a deep understanding of this. So this is a really, really, really short compilation. But here's number nine of this is every argument She made during a 45 minute episode. I can't believe I have to save this out loud, but this is where we're at. I can't believe I have to have this conversation.
Starting point is 00:17:13 It's so fucking obvious that I'm right and you're wrong about everything. I can't fucking believe that we even have to talk about it. I can't even fucking understand that other people have opinions of their own. They're so fucking stupid. She actually is so jealous of what's going on in BLM. This clip, I think, you're going to find a little bit offensive. Yeah, and nobody's going to stand up for us. No one. Like, we're watching Black Lives Matter movement.
Starting point is 00:17:42 Like, for the first time, I'm seeing what an actual ally looks like. And it's a white person who lost their eye because they stood in front of a gun in front of a black person for the very first time. That's allyship. And we do never, we never see Canadians taking a bullet for indigenous women, never, never, never, never, never, never.
Starting point is 00:18:01 Does she just say black people do US have it easy? I'm pretty sure that's what I just heard. They have it so easy in the US, never, never. Does she just say black people do U.S. have it easy? I'm pretty sure that's what I just heard. They have it so easy in the U.S. these black people, we have it so tough here. Somebody people are going to bed for them down here. You gotta lose a fucking eye for her to be down with you. Is that what we just heard? That's what she needs an ally to do to take a bullet
Starting point is 00:18:19 for an indigenous person. Oh wow. Boy, I'm really not doing the work. Yeah, the standards are pretty fucking high. She wants every L.I. to get jumped in. By the way nobody likes her even her own people. Yeah. My own people won't listen to me. They see me as to colonize you're a stupid dumbass and again it's identity. The reason why she thinks her own people don't like her is because she's too colonized. I live in a house instead of a teepee. Are you sure?
Starting point is 00:18:45 People don't like it. Yeah. Are you sure it's not because you're half white? No, because she's a raging gun. Yeah. Here comes Red Thunder board on what's going on here. She walks around all day and says everyone around me smells like dog shit all the time. And never looks at her shoes that are just coated in it.
Starting point is 00:19:04 You know what I mean? Yeah. like dog shit all the time and never looks at her shoes that are just coated in it. You know what I mean? Yeah. She might have some self-esteem issues. Yeah. No one gives a shit, because I'm just a fucking indigenous squaw according to the rest of the world.
Starting point is 00:19:15 Oh. They don't listen to you. No, they never have. They never will. And that's the shitty part. According to the rest of the world, did she not see the standing rock protests going on down here?
Starting point is 00:19:25 People went to bat for it. This might be internalized. This might be an internalized issue that she's having. Yeah, you think? I think Kroge already made the point. She knows what everybody else is thinking. Everyone thinks that her opinion doesn't matter because she's an indigenous woman, not because she's batshit crazy and full of shit.
Starting point is 00:19:40 Yeah. But she's paying attention to everything. She's not similar to Stuttering John in any way. Let's hear my clip one where she's really on top of all the coverage of everything. Racism was a topic of conversation at City Hall and I was actually, I didn't watch any of it. Oh, okay. Way to go. Well, let's hear you go on and on for 20 minutes about something that you didn't watch. I have another one that is I
Starting point is 00:20:06 Think it's six, okay So I didn't even hear it, but as soon as I was done speaking I left Yeah, and the next people up I guess we're just boot lick in the Calgary police like oh man you guys are so fabulous Which you know Nathaniel good. I? Joey English Jackie crazy bull and just names that I can go on and on for. She named drops those guys like six times in the episode that I listened to. Just those three. I mean, go on and on, like reference some more. But, you know, I just, I got bored and laughed as soon as I was done talking. I didn't listen to any other opposing opinions and have a dialogue about people and try and convince them.
Starting point is 00:20:50 I just ranted and then left. And then everyone else sucks balls, especially the cops. And why won't people listen to me? No one is listening. The other thing she's not supposed to is not getting any amplification. We're amplifying these people's voices and no one's amplifying my voice.
Starting point is 00:21:06 But I sent my letter and I've been sharing that info over and over and it is not being shared one tiny bit. They're not amplifying my voice on simple things let alone actual structural change, like defunding a cops. And so I wonder who she's angry at let's find out. So like angry I can't even possibly explain how hurt and angry I am at society for not seeing the sooner.
Starting point is 00:21:34 Oh society. Okay. That's good. Well, at least you narrowed it down. Yeah, it sounds like all the Twitter not retweeting her. Yeah. It's personal affront to her. It's because she's an indigenous woman, which of course you would know as soon as you saw
Starting point is 00:21:48 a tweet in your Twitter feed. Oh, yeah, you'd be like, not going to do that one, not going to do that one because I'm a racist, not going to do that one. Well, I carefully vet the race of everyone I retweet, but that's just a long thing, Paul. I got a quick cop here where she talks about how she's gas lit. I don't think she understands the meaning of this word. Gas lit. Gas lit. Gas lit. Gas lit. Gas lit. Gas lit. Gas lit. Gas lit. Gas lit. By Jason Justin Trudeau. Gas lit. Gas lit. Gas lit. Gas lit. Gas lit. I think she's, I think she means it is triggered or angry. Yeah. Yeah. She can't. That's not what gas lit.
Starting point is 00:22:20 Right. Yeah. Justin Trudeau is gas lit. Why? Because he didn't create some legislation that you wanted. He's talking about it doesn't make any sense. You're an idiot. While playing cops, she does love talking about indigenous people, doesn't she? Sweet. All right, let's hear it. Indigenous indigenous indigenous non-indigenous sources
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Starting point is 00:23:35 Wow. Like diversity higher for your company. It's a marginalized person. No one's talking shit to that person. That would be amazing. And that sounded like a song. Yeah. You got to put some auto tune. Yeah, you put a beat under that. Doug White, if you're listening.
Starting point is 00:23:49 Yeah, another dimension, another dimension. I'm hearing it. It's not a bad idea. So she heads out into the world and has conversations with people. So the episode I listened to, she was talking about residential schools, which if you don't know what they are, go look it up, with people. So the episode I listened to, she was talking about residential schools, which, if you don't know what they are, go look it up because there's no way I could fucking explain it, but it's awful. It's like trail of tears level fucking awfulness. A lot of people got killed. It's awful. So many years later, she's going, she wants to go visit the
Starting point is 00:24:17 site, but it's on someone's land. So she goes to talk to a farmer and just for five seconds, imagine being on the other side of this story, okay? It's number two. So I went to stop to talk to the farmer because obviously I didn't want to be on the land without him knowing what what I was doing. And knocked on the door and nobody was there. Went over to the shop.
Starting point is 00:24:38 There was a couple of cars there, knocked on the door, no answer, but then the farmer came ripping up. And yeah, so at first he pretended to not hear what I was saying. He was completely disinterested when I showed him the, you know, St. Joseph Industrial School car provincial marking. And he definitely was not going to grant me access. And because I didn't want to meet his rifle, I thought, okay, well, my husband, my dog, my daughter, I guess we'll get out of there.
Starting point is 00:25:11 This chick rolls up with a car full of people and animals on some dude's farmland. And then- And then- Who knows what that conversation sounded like, but her side of it is he pretended not to hear me. Wait, I don't even know what the fuck that made. So she then she talks a lot about the people who have bought farmland. They're now farmers. They didn't kill anyone.
Starting point is 00:25:33 They weren't running residential schools. They just bought a farmland and they're running the farmland. Three and four are two different instances of this. That Canada decided to hide their dirty deeds by selling off land to some idiot who had no idea that they were taking out mortgages on basically someone's grave. By her definition, someone who didn't know, she says right there, they didn't even know what they were buying. They're fucking idiots. Because they bought farmland from the government cheat and are now growing shit on the farmland. And then next one she's it's another thing like that isn't that the best use of this land if it a terrible atrocity happened
Starting point is 00:26:10 Wouldn't you want to cultivate life from it and try to turn that around and not dwell on the past? I don't know that's not the worst argument But going and starting fights with the fucking property owners and calling assholes is a little I mean that's what you're saying. It's like, imagine being on this side of the property. Some woman with a truck full of people rolls up and says, Oh, yeah, this is actually my farm. Yeah. And you're like, Oh, okay, let me get my shotgun. I'm going to discuss this. She might come off as a little abrasive. Yeah, I can imagine. I'll do the next one.
Starting point is 00:26:39 That it's totally cool to, you know, sell off these lands of Indian residential schools and their graves, unmarked graves, to some Yahoo willing to pay for it, and that's cool. That's okay, so that natives don't have a place to mourn their dead. Oh, that's what the problem is. They're YAHU's. Like the people that you don't even know, they're they're fucking yaw's and idiots and fuck it's like Oh my god, I don't think just have I didn't they just like
Starting point is 00:27:09 Real busy dealing with all the polter guys that are Yes, that's really the main problem. Thank so I Was a feeling that she doesn't have a good way with people she doesn't really people skills Because every time she explains an incident where she confronted someone or had a conversation with someone and there's a lot of those there's a lot of Surprisingly, they don't tend to react favorably. Here's one with a cop that she had recently. Oh boy. You know, so and I mean you've seen me. I've tried to do some training with district four to have an Asian cop roll his eyes at me and tell me That natives just need to pull up our bootstraps.
Starting point is 00:27:47 Yeah, the reason why this cop was rolling his eyes is because you're an insane person. You are an insane person that police officers do not want to deal with. You're a problem. She's like the grandmother who's like everywhere I go people honk at me. Everyone is honks their horns all the time. No, that means you're a terrible driver. Yeah, but at least she's not talking about resorting to violence.
Starting point is 00:28:09 So anytime anyone pretends the NDP and Alberta, even slightly cares about indigenous people, I pretty much want to punch them in the face. So that's where I'm at. Oh, okay. That's hot. Yeah, it's always great when you want to retort with violence.
Starting point is 00:28:24 Yeah. And her husband's on the episode that I listened to. Oh, good. And I got to imagine that he's not going to enable that type of behavior, right? That would be crazy. I pretty much want to punch him in the face. So that's where I'm at. Well, and I think it's, I mean, I don't see how anybody could not be there. I mean, it's frustrating to see.
Starting point is 00:28:43 Okay. I'm guessing that dealing with this woman, they recorded this podcast, or not even the same place. Really? Yeah, he's like, I lines and because you hear the robot clips and things, I don't think they live together. That's how unstoppable this woman and her husband
Starting point is 00:28:57 doesn't even live with her. How he likes it. Because yeah, in the episode I listened to, she mentions the husband. Listen to this, this is the show introduction. Here's number eight, okay. Thank you to Darcy for producing and editing the show on top of being my husband, childhood friend,
Starting point is 00:29:12 fathered over child and support down my journey in the red road. He has witnessed decades of racism and sexism. Could you fucking imagine? Good to imagine. I don't know if I can hang out with you. How many decades of racism and sexism have you endured? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:26 A few. All right, all right. Sounds good. We can hang out that. See, I was imagining the guy lived there, listened to 24 hours a day of this bullshit, and then I was like, sure honey, all that at your podcast, put in the headphones and that listened more of it.
Starting point is 00:29:39 Hey, who hasn't dealt with decades of racism and sexism? It depends on what side you're on, but we're all been dealing with it. So I want to play a couple more clips of things where she's pissed off because now things that she's been talking about forever are coming to light and becoming popular topics. When they're literally the people
Starting point is 00:29:58 that are perpetrating the racism, and usually unconsciously, I mean, how long have I been talking about unconscious bias? That one woman on my own Facebook page that was like a paramedic, so willing to say what she said, so racist. She's been talking about unconscious bias forever, Crouch. Why are people picking up on this?
Starting point is 00:30:18 She talks about things on every single episode. Anyone who has ever listened to my podcast where I'm like episode 90 something something and I have said in every single episode if you're a marginalized person don't call the cops have set that in every episode She's been saying this forever the police are evil racists who want to murder marginalized people and nobody's paying a DATCHED cross the void they would have been listening and People are like this is all brand new information to them, which shows me nobody's listening to this podcast
Starting point is 00:30:47 and nobody's like hearing what I'm saying at all. Right. Wow. And this woman first deep thing she ever said. And this woman is so marginalized and doesn't get any credit and doesn't get anyone listening to her, was picked up by the local news.
Starting point is 00:31:01 They did two stories on her over extended amounts of time. And I listened to them come back and they say, okay, we talked about it a few months ago. This woman's starting a podcast. Let's check in with her now and see what's going on. And this is part of that newscast. The 20 plus episodes produced since launch have been downloaded well over a thousand times.
Starting point is 00:31:20 Over a thousand downloads. 20 episodes over a thousand downloads. That's Patrick, Michael's numbers right there. Well over a thousand,. Wow. 20 episodes over a thousand downloads. That's Patrick Michael numbers right there. Yeah. Well over a thousand so So 1100 what's what's well over because if it was more than 2000 it would be thousands. Yeah, well over a thousand downloads watch out. Oh I were that wherever they live in Calgary. I don't think it's a highly populated area. I guess that makes the news. Hmm Hey, uh, W H E C, Carro from W H T B S well over a thousand down though. You got to do a feature story. I'll over well over a thousand. Any time you want to come into my base and talk about my podcast, someone's getting multiple media pickups. I love her thing on unconscious bias too,
Starting point is 00:32:07 because it's like the argument you're in denial. Hey, Andy, you're in denial. Yeah. And then you're like, no, I'm not. See? That's poop, the young denial. Hold this boulder that says racism. Now, jump in the lake.
Starting point is 00:32:19 If you drop it, you're racist. If you drown to death, you're fine. You're right. When you say to someone, you have unconscious racism, they They're like no, I don't that's proof see You're denying it and that's proof that it exists now at the episode I listen to you're saying it's kind of a convenient argument Is that what you're saying? I'm saying it's a little circular It's just a tough thing to witch hunt. Yeah, just a bit just a touch But really I mean, you know, we kid guys,
Starting point is 00:32:45 but the real problem is tone policing. Number 11. You know, with a genocide of my people, somebody else's foreign laws placed on our people because, you know, oh, it's progressive, bullshit. Fuck you, that's tone policing. You just don't bother being in my world. I don't want you in my world.
Starting point is 00:33:03 If you think it's acceptable to tone police me. Especially if you don't bother being in my world. I don't want you in my world if you think it's acceptable to tone police me Especially if you don't even fucking listen to my podcast read my post like people don't even read the comments in the post Whatever if you don't listen to my show and read my post and read the comments of my posts You don't belong in the world. Yes, fuck you get away from me Who's time for this? It's the very definition of an echo chamber and I blame social media for this. Oh, definitely.
Starting point is 00:33:31 This person has never had a real conversation with someone even five degrees separate from her opinion. Right. It's only people that are absolutely in with her and everyone else is a fucking asshole and her whole thing is fuck you. Fuck you, fuck you. Right.
Starting point is 00:33:44 It never fucking ends. That's why she was talking about that barrier for her opinions or whatever yeah I had to start a podcast so that nobody would interrupt me and tell me how boring and intolerable I am and what does it sound like when someone does that it's tone policing it's my number 12 don't tone police the person being harassed So if they're standing up for themselves, you shushing them or saying, you know, you could be nicer about it. That's tone policing and you can fuck right off with that attitude. Ah!
Starting point is 00:34:14 Oh my gosh, she's so lovable. She's such a lovable character. I can't believe she's not winning people over with her arguments. Now what I took from that is 50 times a day. She hears someone say, listen, man, can you not be such a con? This is a wedding. We're just trying to serve her. Yeah, yeah, man, can you not be such a con? This is a wedding.
Starting point is 00:34:25 We're just trying to serve her. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then she goes, fuck you, you're fucking told, policing me. You will not tone police me. Yeah, yeah. There's nothing you can say to this woman, this she wouldn't interpret as racism.
Starting point is 00:34:36 Yeah. Oh my God. Her husband's like, you know, you catch more flies with honey and she's like, fuck you, you're no policing me. Exactly, exactly. Oh, so one of the discards, I hope she responded to this episode, it becomes a regular. That'd be amazing. I'm sure she's deciding up for the Patreon.
Starting point is 00:34:52 Yeah. Sorry. Are we tone policing her right now? What are we doing right now? Well, I'll call her out for cultural appropriation. Let's hear Clip 7, where she talks about Karen. This is one of my favorite subjects. God. My hope is that we'll go somewhere
Starting point is 00:35:06 because clearly in the non-inditionist Canadian non-Muslim group, they're just like, do-do-do-do-do, let's have some gimmies. And not really Karen. You know, well, they're carrying Karen, but that's a whole other topic. So for those who don't know the joke,
Starting point is 00:35:24 Karen has become kind of a white woman But that's a whole other topic. So for those who don't know the joke, Karen has become kind of a white woman using her privilege to marginalize black voices, mainly indigenous voices. And that's just been going everywhere. And I'm enjoying it. I don't think she can enjoy my life. You misunderstood the point you were making. And then said it was mostly indigenous people.
Starting point is 00:35:46 Okay, that's not that's not what it is. It's never a bunch. It's a bunch of white brides asking to speak to the manager. That's what it is. Right. I know they've turned it into this whole racial component ever since that woman was walking her dog off a leash and central park. It's turned into oh and Karen's all hate black people. It's like, no, they're just kind of assholes suburbanites. Well, yeah, over privilege, white women are a problem. There's no doubt about that. I don't agree on that. Let's not assign it any other meeting than that. Yeah, fair enough, but she calls it a hilarious joke. Yeah. Can I take control for a second, Carl? I want to, yeah, let's, I thought that when we talked about her husband and the one that I listened to, yeah, let's, I thought that what we talked about her husband and the one that I listened to She just out of nowhere. He just drops in this soundbed that she was unprepared for
Starting point is 00:36:33 So yeah, it was just very Jarring you know stolen indigenous lands and broke all the treaties So they of course all the new immigrants that they bring in are Christian based, so that that way we have a continuation. But it's just, I don't know where... Apropos of nothing. Yeah. The guy's trying to produce the show.
Starting point is 00:36:59 I'm trying to make it interesting in some way. Yeah, I guess so. But that's how he's contributing to the show. He's not, he's not allowed to have a voice in this episode. Oh, it was funny. The episode that I listened to, she goes, I brought my husband on because I'm so ghastlet
Starting point is 00:37:13 that I just need him to be here with me. And then she lets him say about 27 words over 54 minutes. She's not ghastlet, because ghastlet would mean that people were convincing you something that isn't true. She's not believing any of this. She's the opposite of gas lit. Yes. Andy. Yes.
Starting point is 00:37:30 Yeah. That's correct. Okay. She's a moron. Right. And then she's also very fat. And not because she's an indigenous woman, just because she is a moron. Yeah. I want to make that very clear.
Starting point is 00:37:43 Yeah. She doesn't think that I, and there probably are indigenous people who are bright because she is a moron. I want to make that very clear. She doesn't think that I, they're probably are indigenous people who are bright and have wonderful personalities that I might enjoy their company. Definitely. This woman, not at all.
Starting point is 00:37:52 Yeah, nobody, everybody is upset about what happened to natives in this country. Nobody's proud of it. Yeah. Come on, Kroge, why don't you say that? It's your point of love. Red Thunder woman is really, even if you are into taking up a cause, if it's not her cause, it's the wrong cause.
Starting point is 00:38:15 So let's just here clip five. And one of these things is not like the others. So if you can figure out which one is the standout one. Okay. But I had read through like the folks who put this together as AB Count Forward, animal extinction, climate change coalition at the University of Alberta, raging grannies, reboot Alberta, raging grannies. That's awesome. Wow.
Starting point is 00:38:40 Raging grannies is my Twitch stream. It's raging grannies 69 when I'm playing Custer's Revenge on Twitch. Yeah, I noticed that. Deepal, yeah, I was gonna say, I think we open for raging grannies at the crown. A couple of years ago, I remember that. The funny thing is that they describe the police as the people who are traumatized. They're now putting traumatized and damaged people out on the streets.
Starting point is 00:39:06 Oh, the police are damaged people. Not you too. The police are the problem. Oh boy. I have almost like what I don't know, almost 5,000 followers or something on Twitter. I've been talking about this for since, I mean, I've been talking about what suits you and since it happened. Since the first invasion, let alone the second invasion and nobody wants to listen. I have a feeling that 5,000 people have muted her. Yeah, I mean, they just don't want to be, they don't want to actually unfollow her. Yeah, that's like, no, no, she's got 500 friends that are all unfollowed. Yes. Yeah. Oh, it's mostly pornbots, I'm sure.
Starting point is 00:39:46 But is this, did she back in the day think that my space friends were her real friends? No, guys, I have 243 friends. They're not listening to me. Yeah, I have them as friends. Oh my god. That's just one bill. And I feel like I have podcasts devoted
Starting point is 00:39:59 to this conversation. And one, they're not listening to. They're not hearing it if they are listening. listening like I don't know what more to do cripple Jesus a discard goes check out the podcast logo and it's the Cleveland Indians That's so funny Imagine discussing current events with this woman. She talks at length about There was a recent death here in the United States. And boy, not only does she have opinions on it, but she has opinions on anyone that has an opinion on it.
Starting point is 00:40:32 It's my number five. Folks decided to fight me about some fucking Supreme Court judge from the states who died. Ruth Ginsburg may have been a lovely person and a lovely lady. I can say that about a million people that they still represented the genocide of Indigenous people. And the fact that so many people are willing to defy. I think she was there. Bitch who happily took land away from indigenous people. They're literally mourning on Crescent Hill Calgary here. What? Now, is she gonna back that up with something?
Starting point is 00:41:14 I don't think RBG took any Canadian lands away from anyone. I don't know what she's talking about. Yeah, and I'm far from a Supreme Court expert. She joined the court in 1993, which was long after the court started ruling four Native Americans. They just had a huge thing this year, where she was on the majority with corsets and a bunch of left-houses, and it was a, it was a, like a huge victory for Native Americans. They've been talking about for the longest time.
Starting point is 00:41:39 But because she is white, she is therefore a white supremacist, because this equals that and fuck you if you have anything to say about that, you're wrong. You know what, Kroger? I was trying to hard to figure out what she was talking about. Yeah, it's not that difficult. Yeah, actually very simple. Well, and that's a thing. I'm even thinking I'm like, you know, benefit of the doubt. Like, you know, I'm not an expert. I can listen to what is your argument. Well, number six, here's the argument. And he... She... that was what I was doing at the addon. She's making all this outrageous claims. She just keeps going. And just Google it. I had to do as Google it. Yeah, number six, here's the argument. And she, that was what I was doing at the addon. She's making all this outrageous claims.
Starting point is 00:42:06 She just keeps going, and just Google it. I have to do as Google. Yeah. Of course. That's what somebody says when they do not understand what they're talking about. Do the research, Carl. Yeah, just Google. Do the research. It's aware that she doesn't even know who Ruth Bader Ginsburg is when she starts talking about it. Yeah. Okay. And people are having the audacity to fight me over loss of land, US laws being imposed on indigenous people. That somehow this woman is somehow okay because she apologizes whatever a few days later after she called, you know, calling cavernic stupid.
Starting point is 00:42:39 She defaults on the side of whiteness. She upholds white supremacy. That's what colonial court courts do. And people are actually fighting me over this. Fuck you. Fuck you, allies. It is unacceptable in any capacity that you would even argue that she is somehow not contributing to genocide of indigenous people. Okay. All right. Hold on a second. That's a leap at the end there. But did RBG call cappardic stupid? Cause I really like this one. If that's true. Is that true? She said, she said about when he started kneeling, she said it was kind of dumb. Okay. But then a couple
Starting point is 00:43:18 days later, she apologized for it and said I didn't call him stupid. No, she said the protest. I'll do that. Call a cab or take a stupid. Sure, I don't know. I've never seen his IQ test, but I feel like, I mean, I didn't go through her Twitter feed, but I feel like someone probably said, well, listen, hey, she did X, Y and Z for Wim's rights. And you know, she's a family. She just passed away, maybe have a little bit of fucking empathy or something. And her answer is fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. She's amazing. And
Starting point is 00:43:44 he's consistent. He got to give it to her she is that consistent and then it just goes on and on and on and my next one and you're gonna say why you playing the same clip twice but it's just that's how long it goes on I don't see you dismantling white supremacy I see you upholding it so fuck you fuck you that's all I have to say about it. I can't even believe I have to defend this. I can't believe anybody would side on the, on the side of genocide and white supremacy on this. She may have been a lovely fucking lady.
Starting point is 00:44:18 But at the end of the day, she ruled against black people. She ruled against indigenous people. That's what her job is. She didn't to uphold white supremacist. She figured out how to hand the whole country back over to the Navy. The city's explanation. And I can't believe that people would fight me over this. Yeah. You know what I mean? Make a crazy claim. You know, uh, Captain Crunch murdered fucking 10,000 kids. And I can't believe that you had the audacity fuck you Andy fuck you for even fucking looking at me
Starting point is 00:44:50 I tell you about captain crunch genocide well you just said I think we could actually back up with real silence and dad I'm not joking I'm not a crutch killing children I think we could figure out the correlation there a lot closer than Ruth Bader Ginsburg murdering or genocide and white supremacy. What are you talking about?
Starting point is 00:45:10 That's insane. Yeah, that's why. You're an insane person. Yeah. What, this woman Michelle knows a lot about gender politics, but I don't think she knows much about anything else. Okay. I don't think she knows how to pick up a phone
Starting point is 00:45:23 and make an appointment. Okay. Clip 8. Where are you mask? Six feet social distancing, washing your hands. I am trying really hard. I still haven't got my nails done. I don't know if and when I will. I need to go to the dentist but I've been delaying it because again I don't know how to do all of this. Like I absolutely need to get my neck and back massage and go see a chiropractor and I went and seen a chiropractor the other day and trying to listen to my lawyer on my car accident, all of those things.
Starting point is 00:45:56 Like it's hard, it's hard. Schedule an appointment! You call the dentist, you say I gotta come see ya. You call the pedicure place, I gotta come see ya. You call the pedicure place, I gotta come see ya. You call the chiropractor, I gotta, what's so hard? I don't know how to do this. Frozen, I have talked about this a lot. It's always the people who can't figure out
Starting point is 00:46:14 life for themselves that preach to everyone else on how to live their lives. Yeah, I see this time and time again in my personal life and on podcast reviews. These people who can't even fucking make an appointment to go see the dentist or to get a massage are also telling you that you're a piece of shit. They know how to fix racism.
Starting point is 00:46:30 Yeah, then I can't figure out how to get a fucking feeling. She doesn't have fixed racism. Jesus Christ. I would, if I made special titles for podcast episodes, I would call this episode fixing racism. I love it. And you're the last one with clips on the board, buddy. You want to go out and blaze a glory?
Starting point is 00:46:48 Sure. Well, let's see. She figures out that, you know, her being able to take ownership of her, all the stereotypes of being a native is the same as being as popular as Dave Chappelle. Did you just say native and not indigenous? I did. I did.
Starting point is 00:47:07 It's very offensive. I've been saying it all along. If you've been triggered by Andy, please call 800. Yeah. Because even for me, what did I say 10 years ago, I would have been thinking, oh, man, instead of Chappelle ever racist because he throws around the end word. But now that I understand oppression and I understand I live under the Indian Act and I'm called
Starting point is 00:47:30 Names by the Canadian government that are nothing but slurs. I can use those terms but nobody else can in like you know non-Natives can't And use those terms and now I understand why Dave Chappelle throws out the end word like nobody's business. And I don't judge him, but I used to judge him. So those are my assumptions and biases that I had to unlearn, and I'm sharing that in the hopes that you'll go, those natives, they don't do anything. Uh.
Starting point is 00:47:58 I'm sure Dave Chappelle can finally get some sleep. No, he's, he's, she accepts it. It's been forgiven I know this one says that the Canadian government's using slurs and only she can use can she give us some examples I want to hear these slurs are no you're not allowed to know I want to know what they are because I want to write them in my notes for next week This one this is my favorite one clip 9 she they she's found a new clothing company that is
Starting point is 00:48:27 Right in line with her politics. I should say this too. I got a little blog on Madam Premier. They're really clothing lines to try to encourage people to wear, you know, clothes of gender inclusion and equity. Whoa, whoa, what? That's exactly the respite. You didn't notice, Carl, what I'm wearing today. I've got this new skirt with a picture of titties on the fanny for gender inclusion. How do clothes have gender inclusion? How do you pull that out of a fucking no?
Starting point is 00:49:00 I loved it. All right. Is that it? Is that it, buddy? I mean, I'm it. All right. Is that it? Is that it, buddy? I mean, I'm good. It really reminds me of the last time Crojan I wear on the show to get together, Carl. What was the last time you guys were on the show?
Starting point is 00:49:12 Call her daddy. Oh, wow. Yeah, let's hear Clip 12. It's a throwback to that. Oh, beautiful. I love it. Oh, solo, thought you're not getting tired. Oh Well, we sure have come a long way on I don't remember job of the hot big there, but oh, that's just it's a joke about
Starting point is 00:49:44 Crojus voice in my voice car. I don't know. I thought it was funny. All right. I like it. I suppose I want to give an update. Carl doesn't like my bits. I've learned. You said, you said, color, daddy, and he started playing job in the hug. And I'm like, I was talking about the last time we were on the show. Was anyone else confused? Hands up. Thank you for this. Discard anyone else. I'm walking off the show.
Starting point is 00:50:04 All right. Let me give a quick update on John C. Divorak'd have walking off the show. All right, let me give you a quick update on John C. DuVorick from the new agenda show. It was asked of him yet again when it be appearing on who are these podcasts? Yeah. Have you done what are these podcasts? Yeah. I've done I've done the Grand America show. No, what are these podcasts? No, no, because I'm going to have to talk to him about how to approach the show. I've decided that I can't just go on in my own complaining podcasting. So I decided I've made some decisions. Oh, he's made some decisions. Everybody. So of course I reached out to him and we have set a date and we have figured it out. Oh, so I assumed he made the decision to not do the show. That's what they're doing! And I tried to give him an easy out of it.
Starting point is 00:50:48 But he was very nice and he had an idea of how he wanted to be a part of the show. So he will be coming on soon. And we're very excited to have John C. DeVorek on, you can stop bugging him now. When you switch between your notes on no agenda. So that's. I look forward to this.
Starting point is 00:51:04 I am looking forward to it as well. That's very exciting. You know what else I'm looking forward to is football this weekend. But unless you've been living under a rock, you know the NFL is back, the NBA playoffs are in full swing and that can only mean one thing. It's winning season at my bookie. Out of the way you guys, but for me, it's way more fun to watch a game when I have money on it, especially because the teams that I root for, the bills, the sabers, the Chicago Cubs, until recently have not really been involved in big games.
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Starting point is 00:53:23 My man's game jokes even though that's not in the sponsor today. Next time I'll give you a heads up, I wish sponsor. No, thanks. Now, my book, you know, I really appreciate it. Gambling addiction isn't as funny as pubes. It seems as though people are jumping on board with my book, and they've been very happy. So I appreciate that from all of our listeners. Guys, we have a lot to get to.
Starting point is 00:53:44 We have Stuttering John. He did a show and I know you listen to it, Cros. Reset on his balcony and got drunk. And just talk to YouTube for an hour. For 45 minutes of my fucking life. Yeah, I wish I had listened to that. Yeah, not the one I actually listened to. So we have clips of that and you have clips.
Starting point is 00:54:01 All right, that's great. I have some interesting things happening with OP that I'm definitely going to get into. But before we do that, I want to talk about Patrick Michael. Sweet. And I want me you don't like my show. Don't tell me. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me. I go for the show. Because that's absurd. So I listened to Ginger Snap because podcast hitman had mentioned that there was a new episode out that was interesting. So I decided to check it out.
Starting point is 00:54:52 Turns out even though it's in the Ginger Snap feed, it's actually an episode of Fight Church. Fight Church. Yeah, so that's his show about MMA. Oh God. I know. So I was a little bit disappointed with that. Apparently what he does is he has 22 podcasts,
Starting point is 00:55:08 but he only records three episodes and then puts them out seven times each. Yeah. That's his big money making scheme. He doesn't even acknowledge his ginger set. All he does is talk about fight church while I'm listening to Ginger set out podcast. What an asshole.
Starting point is 00:55:24 What an asshole. Anything I can do. Anything I can do. That's just bait and switch. While I'm listening to Ginger snap podcast Baton switch All right, I had to go I had to go searching for that one. That's the creep off soundboard. There's nothing to do What we're doing here all right? It's all very different. I'm glad somebody else is throwing up bricks. Yeah, right? It's all very different. I'm glad somebody else is throwing up bricks. Yeah, right? Makes me feel better. Speaking of the creep off, Vinny has been,
Starting point is 00:55:51 has been live streaming. He's about eight hours in or so. Oh, that's four more than the fuck. And his 12-hour live stream. We have it up behind us over here. We're gonna head over there. Actually, I'm gonna try to get him on the show for a minute later on, then we're gonna head over there
Starting point is 00:56:03 and live stream with him for a little bit. Give him some company. Yeah, he said people sending him food and shit So this is gonna become a regular thing. I'm watching this and before 9 a.m. today and Some guy Casey has ordered Panera for him So he gets the Panera delivered there. He opens up the bag. He's pulling out cookies. He's pulling out a core sandwiches and bread. He's got a salad. Guess what the first thing he eats is at 9 a.m. The cook is a fucking guy. It's like dude, just pretend you're not a big fucking fan of while you're on the livestream. Just pretend he's been talking shit about me all day, so it's fine.
Starting point is 00:56:45 Sure, I don't mind. I'm well deserved. All right. He's talking about Patrick Michael now is talking about this fight that he just watched. And the whole point of the show is that he's going to recap the main event and then he's gonna go through and recap all of the undercards.
Starting point is 00:57:01 So he starts up explaining that this was not a pay-per-view event. So whatever the main event was, wasn't good enough to be pay-per-view. If the main event was supposed to be this huge fight, this big deal within the MMA world, don't you think? Don't you think that they would have said, hey, let's make them pay for it. That's the way I look at it because the biggest fights are obviously the ones that you're going to try to make money from. You know, just statistically, statistically the best fights, you're going to want to make money from it.
Starting point is 00:57:39 You're going to want to sell it. I don't think you know what's statistically, man. Statistically, the best flights you're going to want to put on paper view. Now, first off, this retard doesn't realize that they make money off of television. Yeah, he doesn't know how television works. Like it's on television so they're not making money off it.
Starting point is 00:57:55 They didn't make any money out of it. Yeah, it's on television. Right. Remember that ad before the fight started there? Tommy? You could promote a terrible fight. If you promote it good enough, and you could still sell ad revenue.
Starting point is 00:58:07 They did, they made a lot of money. Yeah, that's what the UFC does. It makes a lot of money. He might be equating this to his anchor at Tham Reads and thinking like, they probably made like 17 cents. There were only so many ads. Statistically, if I record one podcast and release it under five different titles
Starting point is 00:58:24 that making more money. Yes. That's how he thinks. Statistically, that is correct. For sure. All right. So, let's talk about some examples of him recapping the other fights. Here's an example of that.
Starting point is 00:58:38 Remember, this is for someone who's probably watching the UFC, right? You're a fan of it. You've probably watched this. Let's get Patrick Michaels take on it. Then you got Andre Yule versus Irwin Rivera. And Andre Yule is 16 and six. Irwin Rivera, 10 and five. And Andre Yule won by decision, great fight overall.
Starting point is 00:59:02 Very good fight. And then you had a fight that lasted. I don't know 15 seconds That was that was the third analysis of the fight That was him he gave the records reading the Wikipedia header of the match He had the records. Yeah, the weights right here's how long the link span is. Yeah, here's how long the fight was in second decision Yeah, there were five rounds and by the way It was pretty good and it was pretty good. It's pretty good. It's good Yeah, next up emotion no emotion about like oh, I really hope this guy won or I hope that guy won
Starting point is 00:59:33 And he won by doing this awesome upper cut. No, he has no No, he doesn't understand at all when he was talking about the main event He goes the one guy went to a really good punch It was like the second or third round I'm like how do you not you're doing a show about it? You're not taking notes. I do not know what this happened Right if that's what you're talking about then he gets into a little bit of sexism because you know they have women In the UFC. Yeah, the ring girls. No, there's fighters I'm not one to be that big of a fan of female fights just because it seems like.
Starting point is 01:00:13 I don't know. They punch each other a lot and there's nothing to show for it. I kind of agree. That's the first thing that I'm like, yeah, all right. That makes sense. I think you're right about that. We're in fighting, it's got a boring. No, no, no comments, all right, fair enough.
Starting point is 01:00:32 Yeah, just just me like that, fair enough. All right, now he watched this main event and he thinks one of the fighters, I'm sorry, I don't know the names, I couldn't be invested that much, but he thinks one of the fighters didn't do a very good job, and isn't a very good fighter. And he says what he would do if he was in the UFC. Honestly, if I was, if I was any fighter in that 170 division, fuck the title, dude, I would be going in there simply to smash Tyrone Woodley. So yeah dude I'd like to fight Tyrone Woodley next.
Starting point is 01:01:08 He looks like a worthy opponent. He thinks he would smash this guy. I'd love to set this up. Can we set this fight up? I don't even care if this guy weighs less than Chebus. I think we could still probably sanction this one. We've heard him do this shit before. It's like man if I was quarterback for that game Yeah, I would never have any interceptions because I would make every fucking pass. Yeah, why are you going to the other team?
Starting point is 01:01:33 Yeah, it's not even your team you idiot. Yeah, it's it's kind of not that easy If I was fighting this guy, I would have just punched him in the face Why are you not punching it your board? Yeah, stupid. So his opinion is that if he was a fighter, he would fight the person that's the easiest to beat. Yes. Okay. Yeah, I wouldn't go for the title.
Starting point is 01:01:52 I'd beat up on the guy who sucks. Yeah. Okay, well, maybe that's why you're not in the UFC. That's not really the spirit that we're looking for here. Yeah. We want a little bit more competitive drive out of this people. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:02:04 Idiot. All right, this is my favorite part of the show. I've been saving it for last. I'm very excited about this. For some reason, I'm guessing it's because he hears other podcasters do this. He decides that he's going into break. Shout out my Goldberg. We'll be back in a few moments right after this break. Now, of course, I'm gonna ask you,
Starting point is 01:02:26 when podcast A, we're going into a break, we'll be right back with this and this and this. Why do they do that? Usually, products and services are being offered and advertised. Correct. He has none of those things. Right.
Starting point is 01:02:37 It just plays this music pad for two minutes straight. Oh, Jesus. Two minutes of music pad. Two minutes. Yeah. That's his break. We'll be back after this break. All right, because my Fad. Two minutes. Yeah, that's his break. We'll be back after this break. Oh, all right, because my assumption,
Starting point is 01:02:47 which a lot of podcast do that is, you're like, all right, we'll be right back. And then it just comes right back. Right. No, we're gonna have a two minute music break, even worse. Even if he said we'll be back after this break and just promoted one of his other podcasts or his Patreon, like something that wasn't the show
Starting point is 01:03:01 and then come back to the show, but no. But he hears other podcasters say, we're gonna go to break, so he has to go to break because that's what makes him a professional podcaster. This is him coming back from break. Now, what I've done here is I've amplified this quite a bit because as you know, Kroge, for whatever reason, this guy can't get the volume correct.
Starting point is 01:03:19 He's been podcasting for years. He puts out 80 podcasts a day and he can't get the volume correct on his shows So I've amplified this quite a bit Probably just be in action, you know should be ready to go fuck it Why you know why not Why? You know, why not? Why does this seem quiet now?
Starting point is 01:03:48 Why not quiet, just... less loud. Why am I so glad that it is? I got a little bit, huh? Right there? How's that one? Is that my kid crying? I don't care.
Starting point is 01:04:03 Probably okay, huh? Where's my shotgun? Is it loaded? I should kill myself All right, so fuck. Oh, what was I saying? When is my life gonna be over? That was a minute long after two minutes of just some music bad. Oh, he comes in, he's like, what's going on? Where are we? What are we doing? What are we talking about? Bada, bada, bada, bada, bada, bada, bada.
Starting point is 01:04:42 Now, you're wondering, why did he leave all of that in the podcast? He talks about what we edits it's podcast. I was wondering that, Carl. All right, I have the answer for you, Kroge. Ta-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da- Isn't just gonna be this right? It's just the setting up of the microphone the weird testing things we all do And you can find that and so much more by subscribing to our Patreon at patreon.com slash Huh culture there's all kinds of exclusive behind the scenes things like you just heard and I mean that was weird Certainly weird. Don't know how that happened, but either way you get that in so much more. That was to tease his patreon Go to New level at this point You heard him fumble around for a minute and guys if you want to hear more of that it's available for $10 Dude we got to hear belch and scratch is not so intense on a microphone and he's like
Starting point is 01:05:48 now that's some premium content folks. Why would it need to be like if you want to hear this show three more times the exact same way under a different title go listen to this show and this show and that show. All is the same show just promote your other shows. Well if that wasn't enough he goes out and out about how great it is to get this type of raw content on his Patreon. You get to hear what it's like before we get the episode ready. Oh, I just hit the microphone and this is so raw that it's going to stay in here. That's how long we're keeping it. But be sure to hit up that Patreon, support
Starting point is 01:06:20 the show that you love and we can keep creating and giving you guys the best quality that we possibly can and not those weird behind the scenes that we love and we can keep creating and giving you guys the best quality that we possibly can and not those weird Behind the scenes that we're all looking for when we go to patreon, but definitely Wait, you're gonna get the best quality let me back that up. Yeah, cuz that one confused We're he's gonna get the best quality for patreon not the weird behind the scenes, but we're gonna keep it raw And you're gonna get the raw audio Jesus. I think he's confused about what he's promoting here. Let's hear this Creating and giving you guys the best quality that we possibly can and not those weird behind the scenes that we're all looking for. What is it? Quality.
Starting point is 01:06:50 Definitely subscribe because otherwise what am I doing here? I sat here and recorded this whole thing for you To make sure that you knew what was going on and if you don't subscribe I just feel like you know I feel like a jerk. I feel like a real jerk. The waist and the time in this. Nope. I agree. You know, there's your way jerk. I feel like a real jerk. The waist of the time in this. Nope. I agree. You know, this is the way you think my type. Stinks. It really stinks.
Starting point is 01:07:12 Patreon.com. Slash pod culture. He is all in on the patron now. It's not working. Yeah. Everything he's trying to do. Do you want to hear me talk shit about people that's out there?
Starting point is 01:07:27 You want me here to respond to your reviews that's out there. You want to hear me hit the microphone and leave it in? That's out there. Anything you want to hear. It says, raw is my hemorrhoids. For the $20 level, you can hear him take a shit and brush his teeth right before the show. It's $20 bucks.
Starting point is 01:07:40 It's so dumb. Don't get the back catalog as well. Get any it. You can't keep it raw and have top quality. He's promising two different things. Yeah, it's new, it's improved, it's old fashioned. Rod, no, no, you don't know what you're talking about. The key, yeah. Stuttering, John.
Starting point is 01:08:13 What does he up to lately, huh? Wow. Alright, so I am not a fan of Doxing People. I'm not a fan of the fact that somebody put his resume up online. Resume? Yeah, yeah. I read that. His resume is up online. Resume? Yeah, yeah. I just want to resume it up on the internet. It's impressive.
Starting point is 01:08:28 From what, like how long ago, when was it last updated? It was pretty recent. Okay. It's got Stephanie Miller on there. Well, he's got everything he's done. He hasn't had a pain gig in like nine and a half years. Did you read this resume? I did.
Starting point is 01:08:42 I was so fucking amazed. I don't know. what is fucking languages? You don't even mean I just my the funniest part out there is a lot of funny parts He has on their cool edit pro yeah He's got cool it pro which hasn't existed in 20 years exactly. It's been a dope. You audition for 20 fucking years Oh man. So I don't like doxing. It's got his phone number and his address on there.
Starting point is 01:09:08 And I hope that gets taken down. Don't go find it, wink. Oh, I honestly don't like that. But I do want to know this, because I did look it up on Google Maps. Which liquor store does he go to? Is it Papa Max liquor or city market liquor? Because they're both close to the home depot
Starting point is 01:09:23 and where he lives. So I'm not sure if anybody knows the edge of that Just curious. Please throw it out there. Which one is the furthest away from home depot because he's not fixing up his place Which one is between the bar that he goes to and his apartment would be the real question that you want to ask. Hmm. All right, so Stuttering John as I teased earlier did the show from his balcony where he's getting drunk and answering questions And it's just all trolls in there, which is always fun before we did that I want to play the episode before that he had his political show on and then over two hours in he starts taking questions and super chats and One of the first questions that comes in is of course about Chrissy mayor and that whole saga.
Starting point is 01:10:07 Great. So we're going to get into a lot of Chrissy mayor talk from Settering Jadder. Ryan, man, yeah, I'm not going to mention, you know, that Ditsy chick. I know she's an idiot. And then she went on that other freaking idiots podcast, you know, just a freaking trash me. It's like, really? I do your show, I retweet it like I promise,
Starting point is 01:10:28 and then you trash me, and then you grab the, like anybody that trashes me, and then you retweet it. I mean, there's a dumb, you know what word I really wanna say, but I won't. But, let's just say, see you next Tuesday. I mean, there is a really dumb see you next Tuesday. Wait Did not say the word I've been a sensor myself here and just tell you exactly what that word is that I want to say good
Starting point is 01:10:54 One job real subtle The Ditsy chick. That's actually not a bad that's actually not bad But instead he goes with different nicknames which we'll get into. He also looked up her boyfriend Frank Pellagrino owns the comedy club. He looks for the comedy club. Remember he said before he's like, somebody tell me what that comedy club is so I could never talk about it. You can't help himself. And then I looked up, you know, a boyfriend Frank Pellagrino, who is the booker at White Plains Comedy Club,
Starting point is 01:11:28 which, you know, nobody's ever heard of. And, you know what, they have now. You're a dick, Frank. So you just started fighting everybody. And of course, John was asked, how seriously he takes stand-up comedy? You're just really with the question, well, I know the word dabble is the big thing
Starting point is 01:11:46 that everyone takes away from that, but really the question was, like how would you stand up are you, I'm not even sure do you do it every week on or you're touring what's going on? And any answer besides the way that he responded to that would have been the appropriate answer, right? We think literally could have said,
Starting point is 01:12:03 I don't do stand up at all, I'm not very good, and that would have been a much better answer than the way that he responded to that. But he's got excuses for it. Why didn't John just make a joke about, well, you know, sometimes when you do want someone to favor and you don't really want to do it, but you're just doing it because you promise that you would. And because I'm a man that sticks to my word, I did it. And then, I'm a man that sticks to my word, I did it. And then, you know, you know, so I didn't expect, it just came out of left field. So that's why I didn't have the real response,
Starting point is 01:12:34 which is what I should have said, but I didn't because I was kind of like taking them back, right, what the hell was that about, you know? So it's because he was doing it as a favor is the reason why he was called off guard and didn't have the correct response. He was doing a favor. As you know, he always sticks to his word.
Starting point is 01:12:53 He agrees to do something as a favor. Yeah. Because Chrissy needs Stuttering John to be on her show. Oh yeah. That's obviously the big get he even retweeted it. Did he mention that yet? He even retweeted it. And then he starts going after her comedy.
Starting point is 01:13:06 And if you wanna talk about comedy, please, I've seen yours. You know, people in the last houses. Wow. This is the guy who always says, never make fun of other people stand up. That's not right. Stand up, don't do that. And then as soon as Chrissy slits him in the least,
Starting point is 01:13:24 her stand a fucking sock. She said, him in the least, her Santa fucking socks. She said, idiot, she's not putting her boyfriend socks. And no one should go to the club that he books at last clip that I want to play about Chrissy from this episode. Apparently Kevin Brennan used to work for Compound Media with Anthony Cumian. He had a show on there called Burning Bridges. And now Chrissy has a show, the Westpot on Compound Media. So Kevin has some insight information that he shares with John and John shares it here.
Starting point is 01:13:48 You you know, you know, I'm not going to talk about that, you know, did she check anymore than I have to. And so it doesn't matter. She's an idiot. She's according to Kevin Brennan making $250 a week for one show over at Columbia. All right. She gets paid $250 to do her show on Cumea's network. I would guess that's more than John makes to do it.
Starting point is 01:14:18 I was going to say, I mean, how long is the show an hour? Yeah. 250 dollars an hour is pretty good. Well, plushie get the exposure and you're booking comedians and you're making connections. Suttering John is making about $17 from Superchats. Yeah, he's begging for people to send him $5. Right.
Starting point is 01:14:35 Yeah, it's a little different. And he's making fun of her for how much money she makes I copped on media. That stupid did says a study paycheck for her work. What a fucking asshole. And let's not forget when he appeared on her show, he goes, oh, this is the show on compound, right? He wanted to get booked out that show.
Starting point is 01:14:49 And then it was a supporter that it wasn't. And now he's pretending that show sucks. Yeah. And let's not lose sight. She didn't even fucking insult him. The question she asked wasn't insulting. It wasn't. Him getting insulted.
Starting point is 01:15:02 Yeah. Was so fucking, it's so crazy. His reaction to it was all thing. It was him getting it. And he's all dead. Yeah. It was so fucking. It's so crazy. His reaction to it was the problem. So let's get into the the balcony podcast. He's sitting on his balcony and he's taking questions. 45 seconds in. He starts making fun of Chrissy. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:15:18 And he coming up with names for her. She's getting trashed by this chick. It's the name? Dumb gums or a gummy mare? Wow. I know. That's gonna keep big, big, huge gums. It keeps on trashing.
Starting point is 01:15:41 It's really weird. No, yeah. It's really weird. No, yeah. There's no button. You must be like beyond 15 cores lights after a Yankees game at this point, right? This is before the Yankees game and yes, he is hammered. Yeah. So should he be making fun of other people's appearance? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:15:58 Is that really a good angle to take for him? I was thinking about this because my number 14, he gets very witty with all of this talk about someone's gums. Yeah Gumbell about that Gumming man, I don't know You should call it gums you don't know you sound like a fucking retard. Yep, and he you know I know his whole thing is yelling about the do-tard Donald Trump But like that's a very Trump-y thing to do. That's a little Marco and low energy, but you're gummy mayor
Starting point is 01:16:31 No, you're just coming up with stupid nicknames for people. He's not like a fucking So someone you two killed with a better name, but he decides that his is better you in goon call our ginger ginger virus. I'm like like Gumbell maybe. She's really an idiot. Oh my god. He likes gumbell better than ginger virus. I disagree. Yeah. If you're going for the wolves. Yeah. I'm going ginger virus. Well, I mean, I love that he's the other thing like, well,
Starting point is 01:17:00 I'm not going to talk about her. Just like he doesn't talk about Carl. Right. Single fucking episode. He can't stop not talking about. Just like like how he's not gonna talk about the comedy club that her boyfriend Yeah, yeah, I don't want to go to that white planes comedy club. Yeah It's a horrible place and that's what I hear I personally wouldn't go to white planes comedy club We're being invited. I know you wouldn't go there because you're not getting bucked. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:17:27 I wouldn't go there. It's no state. It's no state house. Right. Uh, at a certain point at the very beginning, he realizes that his camera looks like shit. You watched the YouTube video, right? I just had the audio. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 01:17:42 So he's, he's camera looks like shit. So he decides to lick his finger and rub it. I have to care for all this. And for anybody who's played baseball, a knuckleball is hot to hit. Look at this thing. This freaking camera. I don't know, now it's all blurry. Oh, yeah, fucking it. Just like the lookey of the lens. Oh, it doesn't look better now. I can't believe it. Yeah
Starting point is 01:18:07 Now I did hear it so somebody asked him to turn the camera around yes, and he lost his fucking mind Yes, my number 16. Okay, the person who asked this is Joseph Kelly Which is by the way the name and the discord that John uses I'm controlling him as he's really funny days. Yeah. Joseph, I'm not spinning the laptop around why see you can go for me. I got a, you know, the semi-trolls.
Starting point is 01:18:34 It's always trolling. Everyone loves to troll. And I get it, I was the initial troll that doing those like interviews, but at least it was for the comedy of a show. Just not for your own, you know, enjoying men even though like, what do you get out of it? Except for, oh look, look what I did.
Starting point is 01:18:55 It's like, you know, it's like, you know, dumb guns. It does add to the comedy of a show. This one, yeah, this one. You could turn it into a bit. No, I don't want to turn the camera around because then you'll see all the dead hookers or something like that Instead, it's a way to rule me. It's because we think that your balcony is probably tiny and that you're not a wealthy person Right, that's the reason why we're talking about it. It's covered in cockroaches. I can't turn it around for sure Croz, I see that you're the same clip that I do
Starting point is 01:19:23 So I'm going to go ahead and back this up to that September 22nd episode again. Somebody asked him about cockroaches and let's listen to that first. So there's a big reveal coming up. Trail apart Todd. John, did you get rid of the cockroaches yet? Trail apart Todd. I love these people. This is the best. Trailer Park Todd, John, did you get rid of the cockroaches yet? Well, you know what, I have to be, you know, I think what really happened because I haven't seen another one since.
Starting point is 01:19:57 I never saw a live one even before this, huh, inside the house. So I don't know the only thing that I could think of is that I brought the last three of four boxes from Royces Arcade and they were first at my ex in my ex-wife's garage. And the only thing I could ascertain is that maybe there was a few cockroaches in the box Is that maybe there was a few cockroaches in the box. And it came out of the box. Do you hear who he's blaming there? Both, ex-wife? Yes.
Starting point is 01:20:29 It is ex-wife. Yeah, yeah. His ex-cohoes and his ex-wife are the reasons why he lives in Squalor. Yeah. Well, that's kind of true, actually. The one I listen to. The one I listen to from Friday, I think.
Starting point is 01:20:40 Every episode starts with a cockroach update. Yeah. I know. He's like, I haven't seen a cockroach. I haven't with a cockroach update. Yeah, I know. He's like, I haven't seen a cockroach. I haven't seen a cockroach. He had one between him and his microphone. Yes. Live on the internet, and then he turns around
Starting point is 01:20:53 and goes, I've never seen a live cockroach in my house. Right. Yeah, this is the first time we've seen a cockroach in your house. Seriously. So this is the clip that's so amazing, because he doesn't even, I mean, maybe he does realize, because he tried to change it
Starting point is 01:21:05 Yeah, afterwards his cat jumps up on his lap and he's talking about his cat, and this is how he refers to it I can't stay here as long as I've had that's Magneto But this is this is the cockroach killer This is this is this fight no no mouse is coming in this is a ferro cat He just said his cat is the cockroach killer. Yeah, that made you think more than four cockroaches that one time You're a live streaming with a guest. Yeah, if you're cat is the cockroach killer. Yeah, yeah What a fucking idiot and that's why you said the snowman away. Oh my cat's got it I can't go this what plus they came in these boxes. There's just a few of them the problem will go away
Starting point is 01:21:45 When cockroaches come in through boxes? That's I'm gonna be a problem for a while. I had cockroaches. It's so I brought enough feral cat now I've a feral cat infestation. I'm bringing a radioactive monkey's in to take care of the feral cats Yeah, I got this off figure now I got this up figured out. Oh, the asshole. Oh, the one thing that I'm about this guy is... I do not lie. Yeah, I get least of that on the same podcast.
Starting point is 01:22:14 He said, I do not lie. He's such a fucking liar. Except my green-screen backdrop is a mansion of a house I don't own. Yeah, and I claim to be in Manson. I fucking wrote all the James Maholas. I don't know if I was I don't own yeah and I claim to be in man side I fucking wrote all the jays well I don't know if I mentioned that. Hey when does John start smoking weed? Does anyone know the answer to that? Me at least. I don't smoke till my like seventh or eighth beer. Yeah I don't want to get too crazy do I?
Starting point is 01:22:39 Eighth. That's heaven. That's his appetizer. That's just him getting warmed up as the first seven array. People are like John why don't is the first seven array people are like Joe Why don't you smoke some weed people are trying to ag amade to get wasted? That's the whole time like come back on into the game. Why don't you come back so funny? And they're like Joe and he smokes some music. I say that time had eight beers. Yeah, I mean don't do That's everyone drink eight beers a day No, that's when he starts getting crazy. Yeah, eight is the warma.
Starting point is 01:23:07 He said he drinks 15. Yeah, that's the pregame. He admits to 15. He admits to 15. Well, at least that a case. If you're admitting you drink 15 beers, you're at least that a fucking case. All right, I know you have this two crows.
Starting point is 01:23:18 I'm gonna run through mine. If there's anything I miss, please let me know. Of course. This is him. So there's so many trolls on here and I do appreciate that. The one guy asks about Jim Norton and OP, which of course is because they listed a W a T P. There's all there is about you guys. You'd have to read John about Jim Norton or OP. Thank you Jay Hal for the
Starting point is 01:23:41 fight. I'll say, Oh John, I've never'd be spoken with Oopia Jim Norton recently. Last time I spoke to Jim Norton, I was on the way to a Yankee Dodger game with my accountant, Alex. And that was last year, maybe. What do you mean before I think it was last year? And then Jim called me to apologize. Yeah, so the last time we talked to Jim Norton was because of me. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:24:08 The worst way he's ever talked to Jim Norton is because I talked shit about him on Chip Chipperson show, which was a year ago, wasn't two years ago. And that's the last time he's talked to Jim Norton. And he's still excited about it. Yeah, he's still talking about it like Jim Norton's just the greatest guy. But that's what a mention that Jim Norton is.
Starting point is 01:24:24 He's like, John, I had this guy on. You know, I'm not even gonna mention, you know, Darla's name, but he was like, you know, I have this, I had this guy and I didn't know that he was gonna trash you. Now it's Darla. Don't you know that right? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:24:39 He went from Coca-Cola to hot Coca-Cola. Can't even remember. Is that what he insults? Yeah, it's been, who calls me that? Yeah, I've been he whenever Darla now. So thank God he doesn't want to talk about me though. And then he goes on to talk about the people who do have me on their show to talk shit about him.
Starting point is 01:24:58 That's what Jim Norton does. There are other people that I won't mention that have this guy on knowing me. Knowing that he's going to trash. But we won't mention names. Save that for a later time. Well, let's save that for a later time. It's Anthony Cubia.
Starting point is 01:25:16 You're talking about Anthony Cubia. Let's save that for a later time. He's the worst shit talker ever. Yeah, especially when he says this, just a few minutes after all of that and that's the thing with me I don't I'm not gonna trash any I don't like it. I don't trash people accept that old Trump But the 40 minutes of his 45 minute show is him trash and Carl trash and Chrissy mayor Yeah, just him trash people and I going, hey, I don't lie.
Starting point is 01:25:47 I don't trash anybody. Girls, what else do you have from this episode? Well, uh, suffered through it. So you guys know, I love it when he talks about his horrifying, uh, toe deformities and his chronic erectile dysfunction in between talking about how healthy and fit he is. Number 15 is a, is a new one. Joseph Kelly John, you're
Starting point is 01:26:09 winsing almost all the time. Now are you in pain? No, I haven't taken a crab yet. It's usually after when the hammer I kept it, you know, slip back up there. Oh, it's awful. Yeah, that Ugh. It's awful. Yeah. That's, that is awful. Yeah, why? We don't want to hear about your non-functioning penis. We don't want to hear about your anus dangling
Starting point is 01:26:33 out of your fucking ass. We don't care. None of this is important. I thought you meant, why does he have hemorrhoids? I was gonna try it because he drinks a lot and his diet sucks. Yeah, yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 01:26:41 Well, that's not what you're asking. They match his bleeding ulcers, I'm sure. I'm sure. Now look, I know this is bleeding ulcers. I'm sure I'm sure now look I know this is nitpicking. I'm being an asshole here, but that I come on dude number 19 about the Stern show Wasn't orchestrated and then where weren't people trying to get like it was everything was real and It was like a soap opera on the air. It was like it was brilliant. It was like though. It was the first Like radio soap opera on the air. It was like, it was brilliant. It was like the, it was the first, like radio soap opera. Soboppers weren't vending on the radio.
Starting point is 01:27:11 Yeah. Soboppers were on the radio for like 25 years before they went to the audience. It was sponsored by Silt, that's why they're called soap opera. Every soap opera you've ever heard of was on the radio for 20 years before a transition to TV.
Starting point is 01:27:22 To be like, it was a soap opera, but on the radio was like, it's like the opera, but on the radio it's like the internet, but on computers, you know what I mean? He's such a mori, he's having Howard Stern show. He goes, everything on there was real like a soap opera. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah. So, you're never real.
Starting point is 01:27:37 Did the opposite of real, they're scripted. It's scripted. But we invented that, having drama on the radio, we totally invented that. That wasn't going on in the 20s. Speaking of Howard Stern, someone asked about Jackie, and if there are still buddies. Right, man, what happened with you and Jackie?
Starting point is 01:27:53 I thought you got on well with him. I did, but Jackie became one of those alcoholics that when they stopped drinking became like a preacher. But Jackie was always about Jackie. But I love him. Oh, so they're not friends anymore because Jackie is constantly telling John to stop drinking. Not because John gave out health information about Jackie on his show that pissed Jackie off and he hasn't talked to him since nothing to do with that. Of course not.
Starting point is 01:28:17 And in John's mind, he never does anything wrong. Yeah. Just that all these other people just have a problem with him because they're idiots. Well, he quit drinking, which makes him an asshole. Yeah. If you're not wasting your balcony at 7 p.m. What the fuck are you doing? What are you doing? It's one of those old colleagues who doesn't drink anymore. What's that going for covering? Yeah. What's that going? I don't like those people. He talks a lot. I know it's going to shock you. He talks a lot about the old days. Yeah. He gives an example of one of his fucking gems. So he went up to the stern roast
Starting point is 01:28:46 I don't know if you guys know this, but it was home run after home run I mean just everyone was laughing. How were thought he was amazing. It was the greatest thing that ever happened number 20 Jackie Bob. He says still. Oh, yeah, he's got to tell him it other people suck that he was great Yeah, I was better than Jackie. It was better than everybody You know, so I really prepared and wrote my old jokes and And did a really good job. I had a hard laugh in his ass all every joke ended with a nose and
Starting point is 01:29:15 I had Fred play the sound effect from He was playhouse, you know, and they say the same word and yeah, and that was it. I did a dead pen Reason why I went higher was young. He couldn't play chess because he kept knocking over the pieces because of his nose. And he was pretty funny.
Starting point is 01:29:43 No, I doubt that. I doubt that it was funny at all. That sounds fucking awful disagree That was him reliving the glory days any sounded like that could you imagine fucking sense for that? Every joke and it was nose and that's the great thing about comedies that you know it's coming That's when you know comedies really funny when the punchline is out there before you get to it Yeah, that's how it's right. You want to shock people with the obvious? line is out there before you get to it. That's how it's right. You want to shock people with the obvious. Speaking of him, talk about how he wrote his own jokes. He makes it a very important point to say he wrote his own jokes. Yeah. Someone asked him about Daniel
Starting point is 01:30:12 Carver. And again, he has to brag about writing his own questions and then giving an example of one of his questions. And it makes me think that he's not so bright. Uh, being in Goon, how to Daniel Cobb, or act, or what you're doing. It was very weird. I interviewed him and I did the interview. I didn't have any of that questions. I used my own, but I was asking if he would give mouth to a black man and he said no. But why is that funny? Daniel covers in the KKK. He's a grand wizard. Yeah. Would you save a black man's life by putting your mouth on his? And he said no. Can you believe it? Yeah. Yeah. This guy would actually actively try to hurt that black person if he wasn't already down.
Starting point is 01:30:55 The better question is if you were dying, would you let a black man give you mouth to the world? That's what he should wrote for him him but he wrote his own questions. Oh, yeah, stupider. Yeah. Yeah. What fucking idiot? I won't that I won't I won't joke. Here's one of them. He couldn't play chess because he knocked over the pieces with his nose. Get it? His nose is big. Just pieces. Gravity. You guys with me on this? He has to get back on Chrissy Mayer's gums again. Yeah, sorry. You know, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's gumming, it's gumming merit of me. It's got huge gums. Ah! It's gonna gum you to death.
Starting point is 01:31:37 Oh, disgusting gums. Like, like, you smile, like, you know, let's see if they fuck fucking big fucking like gums. Before Chrissy mayor and I were friends, I roasted her pretty good out of this podcast. John, if you want to learn how to make fun of Chrissy mayor, listen to who are these podcasts episode. Yeah. Time for Chrissy mayor. You'll have some fun from that.
Starting point is 01:32:01 I didn't just go, she'll gum you to death. Right. Yeah. Watch out for her gums. No, I made fun of her voice. Like a true professor. Right. Yeah. And when we talk about Sudden or John,
Starting point is 01:32:11 we talk about how bad is Padkin. We don't just over and over go, he can't talk. Listen to this guy's voice. I mean, can you believe he can't even get that word out? What's wrong with this guy? It's like if we had the segment of the show was just saying, well, he has hemorrhoids and a limp over and over and over and over and over and over and over again.
Starting point is 01:32:29 Can I subscribe to your podcast? That's all I do. It will better than... I take my zoom recorder out to the beach and I go he has Olympianes, I want to say yeah! I love it. That sounds amazing. Speaking of what a fucking brilliant segue that was, Crouch, speaking of taking your Zoom recorder out to the beach.
Starting point is 01:32:46 Oh my God, oh my God. Oh my God, oh my God. Oh my God, oh my God. Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. OP radio is a show that still exists. Yeah, did you know that? I love in the new logo. Yeah, the new logo action packed Keep it Carl with in the show For some reason a year after Carl's death a year after he's put out a single podcast with new Content from Carl Ruiz now other sudden, he's in the logo.
Starting point is 01:33:26 With a bearded superhero that looks nothing like OP. He was like, OP, OP weren't homeless. I went looking for the show and I kept going, oh, it's not here anymore. Why is it gone? Why is it gone? Because the new logo, it's just like, no, it looks like OP, if he worked out every day and was from Planet Crypto. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, and he's holding a
Starting point is 01:33:50 Zoom recorder and of course, Karaweez is holding a beer, which I don't know how the family feels about that, but yeah, what are you gonna do? So, Opie just put out a brand new episode and it's called Love You Missyah. It's part of this new series is going to do called the Love You Missyah series. What he's doing is he's taking... Let me read... Let me read the description of this. Yeah, this is really interesting.
Starting point is 01:34:16 Did you see this by any chance? So I saw this in the feed and I was like, I hope Carl's going to listen to this because I'm going to listen to a different one and it's still the same thing, but yeah, go ahead all about Vic Henley, right episode 292 love you miss you all one Vic Henley and Sharad Smell oh the description is from time to time I will be uploading never before heard audio on the podcast of Carl Ruiz and Vic Henley my two really good friends They'll have to sway too soon special episodes will be labeled love you miss you. So I thought Well, that's interesting. So he did a show with Vic and Sherrod that he didn't put out on the podcast.
Starting point is 01:34:49 That's in the archive somewhere, considering the stuff that he has put out. It's been garbage. Yeah, so there was something that he decided not to put out, so I listened to it. It's from Sirius XM. It's from when he had OP Ready Only Afternoon. So never before heard.
Starting point is 01:35:01 He said never before heard. I was pot, yeah, right. But he did say, because I went back and run and he got to say, there were before heard he said never before heard But he did say cuz I went back and readily get us never before heard on this podcast Oh no shit It's from right before the election in 2016. Yeah, it's when the show took place So I shot Erock and note this morning I said open just released an episode that's a hundred percent audio from a series X-X up show So he had the legal right to do that. I haven't read this yet. He just got back to me Audio from a series XM show so he had the legal right to do that. I haven't read this yet He just got back to me series XM has publicly disavowed any ownership to the ONA stuff
Starting point is 01:35:28 Plus they don't even have the archives I do so whatever he's doing who cares he makes no money off it That's what I was thinking I was like he's so far off the radar Yeah, he can just pull cuz though I listen to the Howard, Amy Schumer Howard one. Yes. I don't know if anybody listened to that. Yeah, that's a full one. And he was putting clips from the, like when the Americans pie got done.
Starting point is 01:35:54 So get on and all the Jim Norton and OP shit. Yeah, so that's the thing about. So he's got these new shows that are just old shows repackaged and then his new shows are him talking about the old days on Facebook live Right, and then dropping in clips of those old days he just discussed Yeah, so he'll sit and tell a five-minute story about some bullshit. I had done McLean in studio and it was awful And then they'll drop in the clip from serious XM of him having done McLean in studio and yeah boy that sucked all right And then that's the show so even a new show is just him rehash the old show.
Starting point is 01:36:25 And he's so far off the radar that nobody cares about the rides. Yeah, yeah. I wonder where he's even getting this from, because like E-Rock said, he's told him this before. He keeps all of the old tapes. He's got all the audio from everything. So this must've been uploaded. He walks around with the fucking recorder who's probably sitting there with it the whole time recording it. No, I mean, this is...
Starting point is 01:36:44 It's got it. This is obviously what Aaron on series X. I wonder if somebody put this up on YouTube when he just grabbed it like he does the O and A stuff that he replays. Like you were just talking about. Yeah. I don't know. It doesn't matter. All right. Real quick. I want to make fun of Vic Henley since he's bringing him back up. Yeah. I thought that'd be a lot of fun. Let's start off with Vic Henley drops a reference that I'm sure all the people listening to a show in 2016 will get. It takes me five minutes to get down the hall. This is day three. I was reaching down and get dental floss. Tim Tim Conway on the carover. Yeah. Exactly right. Yeah. So O Opie Herald Burnett show.
Starting point is 01:37:25 Opie heard his back and Vikhan is like, oh, you're like that character, the Tim Conway played on the Carol Burnett show. Yeah. What? I've not even owned enough to get that rapper. Yeah. What the fuck are you talking about? I barely know who Tim Conway is, let alone a character.
Starting point is 01:37:40 He played one son of shows. It's like 40 years old. 40 years old. That's the only thing I know about this guy. All right. Now in this example of audio, we're gonna listen to Shreddaw. I'm gonna change it up by word economy.
Starting point is 01:37:56 If anyone wants to look at how many words I use, that's from the bonus episode. In this example, Shredd Small comes up with a pretty funny joke and Vic decides to tag it in a way that adds nothing. All right, Mindy McKilvery. And by the way, they're talking about Trump at this time, if you go back four years from today, Trump had a lot of accusers coming out talking about being sexually assaulted.
Starting point is 01:38:21 That's what they're talking about. All right, Mindy McK the McGillvary 36. Told the Palm Beach Post that Trump groped her at Mara Lago. Yeah. 13 years ago, she said she was backstage at Ray Charles. Ray Charles concert when Trump grabbed her. She said Ray Charles was a witness.
Starting point is 01:38:37 He saw everything. Ray Charles, everybody. He's my witness. Thank you. Thank you. He was saving both of us in there. That's pretty strong. So Shrod didn't spit it out, but he had a good joke.
Starting point is 01:38:50 The only witness was Ray Charles. And Domi has to say, Stevie Wonder was the two. Well, that's not an other blind guy. That's not an egg at anything. To the joke. You're an asshole. Regatio, buddy. Helen Keller was there too.
Starting point is 01:39:06 I heard hilarious. Fucking idiot. Oh, hilarious. All right, so this is Vic name dropping. They're talking about people's vinyl collections. And who has a ton of vinyl? Yeah. I would listen to all of them.
Starting point is 01:39:19 Yeah, this play in such a way that it almost looks like a museum. Bill Mara, apparently, the same thing. Bill Mara has just a big, big vinyl file. Yeah, I think that's amazing. I never went to his house when I heard. Then why are you talking about? Bill Mara has a lot of records. Oh, have you been there? No, I don't know. Bill Mara. Yeah, he would never talk to me. What are you crazy? I want to talk about because Opie just put this out. Yeah. And it's kind of funny. Some of the things that they're talking about. Opie, when it comes to politics, he really knows his stuff.
Starting point is 01:39:46 Yes. He's predicting back in October of 2016 that before the election even happens, Trump's definitely going to get arrested. Let's find out what for. I'm trying to think that this whole Trump thing is going to end with an arrest. No. No, not with the women just in general. As a comedian, hopefully, that's the great thing ever.
Starting point is 01:40:08 One of the nominees is arrested. Oh, I think it ends with an arrest. He even tees me. I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love,
Starting point is 01:40:18 I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love you're out. I know not over the the women in these cases just went over. Elch. Yeah, because it's getting crazy good.
Starting point is 01:40:28 We got to a half weeks left. I think he's just going to say something so ridiculous to like we got a rest. It's got. I was. So for a something women. Yeah, I haven't picked up a newspaper a couple years. Did that happen or? In fact, you can't get arrested for the same things.
Starting point is 01:40:44 Is that is that true? I guess. Oh no shit. Okay. Yeah. Go figure. He goes. He's like I get arrested for assaulting women just in general. Yeah. He's gonna get arrested in general. Does walking on the street. No, this grab. Brilliant prediction. Opie. Wow. And then Opie is talking. They bring Dennis fell cone in and Dennis fell cone is this
Starting point is 01:41:04 old school disc jockey that they used to bring on ONA just to goof on him Yeah, and when you have Jim Norton and Anthony coo me there you can goof on a guy and it's funny Yeah, when it's Sharad Vick and OP not so much So Dennis tells a story that goes nowhere and listen to how OP reacts He's literally saying They barely still have a show on serious XM. Why are you trying to sabotage it? In the kitchen with the staff watching the game. Nice. And there was a point to this story. That's the story. Oh, my god. What are you doing? We're fighting
Starting point is 01:41:39 for a lot here. Are you still something or somebody got shine or put down a plate of sand? What the fuck are you doing? You saw a trumpet finger or somebody got shine or put it on a planet. What the fuck are you doing? You're so trump a finger somebody. I thought he was going to end with that. I'm going to be back at BAB if you continue with this shit. If we work at an AM daytime or. Oh, he knew he was going to get fired. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:41:56 He knew the writing was on the wall. And you know how he knew that? Because he knew what his show was. It was this. Imagine you're on a national radio show being broadcasted the entire continental U.S. and this is what you're putting out. Wait, wait, he's an actual alpha. You know, alpha, yeah, I didn't have forever young.
Starting point is 01:42:16 So on that was also in a movie to Polly and Dynamite. Yeah. Was that alpha? Not to be confused with Rod Stewart's forever young. I was watching Rushmore the other night. Oh, great. I like the Polly and Dynamite. I was watching Rushmore the other night Oh great We're about to grow yeah
Starting point is 01:42:33 That's wonderful Really standing those filming in Texas and you said didn't look like I know it was like a new England somewhere see me too. That's what they were going for yeah somewhere. See me too. That's what they were going for. Yeah. Jesus Christ. These are fucking radio talents and comedians. Yeah. Try to put out a show and that's what they're putting out there. Hey, I saw this 18 year old movie. That boy you'd love, man. It was so great. And then Westwood One comes around and goes, oh, we want you to have a podcast on our network. Yeah. Have you not been listening to this guy? Oh, he's put together. Oh
Starting point is 01:43:08 Sorry, we thought we had Carl Ruizus number Rocked-over rock-over fucking. Yeah, that's true So I got a new opi song for the opi segment. Oh good my number 21. This is how I feel when we opi segments I mean that sums it up for me. It does sum it up now The you know what the history of that is Boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop So as I was saying, OP starts off. He's doing Facebook live events, which as we all know, is fucking fascinating. Nobody's favorite. And he starts talking about, this is him set up a great story. His dog eats a shoe. He's number 22.
Starting point is 01:43:55 In a strange way, my old barrels are famous because of Carl, because he used to beat the shit out of those shoes. And his friend Gina from that famous episode. Okay, the shit out of his friend Gina. So then we flash back to the world famous episode. I know you guys didn't forget it because it's world famous. Now it's really fucking hard to hear because it's an OP radio podcast episode but you're gonna hear some chatter and then OP comes out with just a fucking zinger when he's talking to these two people and then the chick makes fun of his shoes.
Starting point is 01:44:30 Well, that was the plan, but I'm not going out. But she doesn't have the nod. I don't wear his letter, my channel. Are you 75 or what? What I was gonna say, you guys, you go out, you go out, fuck. Are you gonna go out and get a bitee and then fuck? Oh my god, he's wearing like orthopedic shoes. Oh my god, he's wearing like orthopedic shoes.
Starting point is 01:44:51 He's wearing a He's wearing a orthopedic shoes. He's wearing a orthopedic shoes. That was like a best stuff clip that he had to play. That was the world famous episode where his comedian friend had a female acquaintance with her and then he goes, Hey, are you guys gonna put penis in vagina later? Are you guys gonna fuck are you guys gonna fucking have sexual intercourse later?
Starting point is 01:45:10 Because that's really funny shit to yell yeah, and then the chick was like I so that yeah And then the chick was literally like you're wearing orthopedic shoes You're a fucking fossil you know you don't have no fucking way to And he goes on one of the best pieces of audio from his podcast Yeah, and he goes on like that and then he tells another story and they play another clip and it's like holy fuck He got schooled by some bitch and then he played it on his podcast Well my shoes are famous because this woman made fun of me Okay, yeah, it's a reach. Yeah, it's wild. But it's like the produce version of what Stuttering John does like if Stuttering John was like, hey man
Starting point is 01:45:47 Remember I told his great joke and then he told the great joke and then was like and then I'm gonna play the audio Vitaly that joke which he's actually done a few times Now this I was fucking fascinated by we watch this wedding video on that bonus episode that we did This is why I think a song to Susanna Such a great song check it out man check out this guitar playing is it great in here? this episode that we did. And this is why I take a side to Susanna. Such a great song. Check it out, man. Check out this guitar play.
Starting point is 01:46:08 Is it great in the year? Oh, fuck. So OP gets deep into Howard Stern talk. And god damn, there's so much projection here. And I love it so much. My number 24, he starts talking about Howard's contract. I don't know. I don't know if I'm gonna stay a dick. It's time for me to go.
Starting point is 01:46:28 I don't know if it's all his fans on the edge of their seats. Look, trust me back in the day, I certainly was guilty of doing that. But never to the extent of how I don't know, I think I just could be a it, you know. Oh. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. I hate it. I hate it when I agree with OP though, you know. Well, that's I agree with that. But there is something very important to point out there is that he goes, I didn't just to the extent that Howard did.
Starting point is 01:46:57 Yeah. OP famously only signed two year contracts. Anthony and Jim won the signed five, ten year contracts. Like, let's lock this shit up. We're on a national radio show doing morning drive. Oh, Jim's selling out gigs everywhere. He goes to sell out theaters. Anthony Kumia is able to be a maniac and his mansion when he's not on the air.
Starting point is 01:47:17 And I'll be back. Nope. We're only standing two years at a time and he always played this game. Oh, he was playing this game internally, as well as externally, and now he's calling out Howard for doing it. Yeah. It's crazy. It's crazy.
Starting point is 01:47:30 What a fucking idiot. And even in him calling him out, he goes, well, I did the same thing, but not as bad. Not as bad. In what way? It wasn't not as bad. I mean, I killed a few native Calgarians,
Starting point is 01:47:40 but not as bad as the Canadian government. It wasn't a trail of tears. Well, there was blood at tears Yeah, and then he makes a strong prediction, which I think is interesting I mean you've already gotten into how good his predictions are. So on a week and just chalk this up is true It's my 25. I hope I can bet on it my bookie. Yeah Howard Stern is gonna die in his seat That guy will never leave. Cause then how would he feed his fucking ego?
Starting point is 01:48:08 His family passed him by. His wife is just whatever. He doesn't have any fucking hobbies. All he knows how to do is this dumb radio thing. He couldn't be more wrong. I know. It's famously like, oh, he plays chess, guitar, painting, every, like million hobbies. He's got tons of hobbies. You talk about his hobbies all the time
Starting point is 01:48:28 He doesn't leave his house. Yeah, totally heads as hobbies. Yeah, and his wife's past and buyer What do they say his family passed out by and his wife's like whatever. Yeah, what does that mean? I don't know wife's like Home with him all day every day. What are you talking about and now here's a guy? home with him all day every day what are you talking about and now here's a guy why am I sticking for Howard's turn this is what it does to me but then you like this guy and here's a guy just shouting his every fucking thought into Facebook live and be like what are these going this guy huh yeah I know like remember, he does a great Howard and Robin impression though that I fucking want. I think this is it Robin.
Starting point is 01:49:07 You can't do it. I know right. Yeah, but I know. We had a good run. I know, but I think it really might be at this time. Oh, shut up. Fucking narcissist. That's like every, every married couple imitating their spouse, you know?
Starting point is 01:49:27 Exactly. By way, for like, baby, baby, baby, baby. And my husband was like, oh, fucking, he turned it, he turned. But you pointed out on our bonus show again, it's fresh in my mind, we just recorded it and put it out, that that's the definition of narcissism when you broadcast every thought that's in your head and think that it's compelling and interesting for people to hear. Yeah, this he's calling Howard and Narcissus. Yeah, it's not wrong.
Starting point is 01:49:50 Yeah, but he should not be the one. Exactly. To give this piece of information out to people. Opie, you're embarrassing yourself with your narcissism. It's getting the best of you. It's bad. At least Howard still has an audience of the contract. It makes money.
Starting point is 01:50:04 How many holding up? I see you looking over there. Oh, he's at a bathroom. Yeah, he's on his 14th pizza break I'm gonna make it take on more time. Yeah, this is has to go till 9 o'clock now I'm not even fucking around because I'm the one face on the screen I have watched him eat 16 metric tons of food I'm cookies are going on there. Yeah, just down and hold saw just Just a crap just a fucking going all day. That'll fix your feelings, Vinnie. Yeah, that'll make it all okay. Now your Bob wants you. Now your Bob wants you. Ah! It's so mean.
Starting point is 01:50:44 I gotta give him a call. Hey there he is. Yeah, you give him a con. Alright, let's finish these off. He's like, Amy Schumer here. No, I only got two more and they're just random and stupid. But this one was the episode title. Amy Schumer did a special in which she then,
Starting point is 01:50:59 she thanked Howard Cerdin the credits. And this, not only to drive Opie up a wall, but he named his episode after it. Yes. Amy Schumer thanked Howard in the credits at the end of her three-part mini-series about being pregnant. Where can I see that? A three-part mini-series about being pregnant? You know how many women have a tough time when they're pregnant and they don't get a mini series? Oh my God How much attention do you need again? He's not wrong Yeah, I agree with him when he said you I was like that's what I was gonna say
Starting point is 01:51:40 It is a compelling analysis of the situation and It is a compelling analysis of the situation. And then following up with how much attention do you need? Again, we're right back to the same place we were. But yeah, he tweaks out about the Howard Thurnting, and I found this so funny. Well, he's upset because Amy did his show before she was on Howard Stern's show. What he's not understanding is that it's much more difficult
Starting point is 01:52:04 when you're comedian together on the Howard Stern show. Then it is to get on Opie and Anthony. Rich Voss got on Opie and Anthony. Yeah. That's how easy it is. It's a low bar. Very low bar. Poor Voss.
Starting point is 01:52:15 What did he do? What did he deserve getting bashed out of this? Couple of shitty podcast. That's true. Really shitty podcast. Crows, anything else you want to play? Yeah, that last one. Last clip, sorry. You probably set it up and I wasn't paid at the end. I'm very distracted. I got a lot going on.
Starting point is 01:52:28 Just no reason to thank Howard on your, on your midi series. I'm being pregnant. Uh, God. Have some dignity. So if you make it far and you think the people who you feel helped you in your career, that is the same as not having any dignity. Right. That's puzzling. That's puzzling to me. That seems like because she didn't thank him. Yeah, that's more of an opi issue than an Amy issue. Yeah, because he goes on and on, I did brown noses.
Starting point is 01:52:58 I see these brown noses on Twitter. Like, no, she probably thinks her career was better for her friendship. And thank the guy, that's not a lack of dignity I mean, you know, and I'm not saying Amy Schumer's a dignified comedian I mean, but of all the shit What's crazy about this is I've stood up for Amy Schumer and Howard stirred during this segment Yeah, I know yeah, seriously That's how much Opie pisses me off
Starting point is 01:53:23 All right, wow, we're doing now guys? Let's get Vic on it's our last show Vic she deserves to come on before the credit hey, Vic What's that pre-credits Vic wow? I know this is fucking weird. I was already All right, well, I'll give you a chance to figure out what you're doing. I'm Cowing up Vinnie here. Oh, hey Vinnie you ready to come on the discord buddy What's your name on here?
Starting point is 01:53:55 You're always promoted to bedass all I'm you two All right, I'm gonna hang up and you can hop on there Are you holding up? Yeah, video holy shit. What hour are you on right now? Just rounding our eight Wow Old school radio stunts they used to do when the home team had a losing streak No, this is like when the CIA was trying to break Cuban dissidents and they would fucking Peo the eyes open and make them sit and listen to shame is for eight hours in a row like when the CIA was trying to break Cuban dissidents and they would fucking peel their eyes
Starting point is 01:54:25 open. You think it was in the shame is for eight hours in a row. It's true. Talking to you to the top from the top of the billboard. I'm not. It's the right to mix up. Listen to all these wacky podcasts. So, uh, Vinnie, we're going to come over there after we're done recording WTP and hop
Starting point is 01:54:41 on the live stream with you. No one invited you. I know. We're inviting you. I know we're inviting ourselves. We're kicking down the door. Listen, I am listening to my very last episode of Dead Town. I am an episode 14. I have about all the way through every episode of Dead Town, unless he releases one and do one, then it's 15 minutes. You might, yeah. It's possible. That could possibly happen. So you're loving it?
Starting point is 01:55:08 Yeah. I'm having a great time. The Creep Off fans, fucking rule. We've had about 50 people just hanging out and we've been chatting and fucking listening to Shamas and goofing around. So it's been a good time. I guess as good of a time as it could possibly be
Starting point is 01:55:23 for fucking listening to this garbage. At least you didn't have to drive to Gary. How fuck now? Yeah, I should point out the reason why Vinnie's doing a 12 hour lives for your marathon listening to Patrick Michael is because he lost the last round of the creep off a show where you decide who brought the bigger creep each and every week between myself and Vinnie and Vinnie's been bitching up a storm about this too Feels like he's been cheated and it's unfair. I've had I've had eight hours to think about it Kids how Carl cheated okay
Starting point is 01:55:58 I felt for a stupid parlor game because people were fucking spamming our votes So we were trying to come up with a way. We were tied up. We were in the last episode to break the tie and we just decided to make it easy and do rock paper scissors and fucking Carl just did the old school fucking move of just nothing but rock. And now I'm sitting here wasting a fucking Saturday, quite a lovely Saturday that I could be outside and join, right? Not doing WATP, not being stuck in a tiny little room and behind my... Uh-oh. It's maybe the best day left in New York State. Yeah, it's beautiful. And we're all sitting in places that we should be. I know. We're all embalmed. Basements and inside and not enjoying the weather. Did we lose Vinnie here?
Starting point is 01:56:46 Vinnie is still there, buddy. He muted himself. I think he committed suicide, he pays time with his own areas. I think he- I think he and her not just dropped it. Yeah, you're back, though. All right.
Starting point is 01:56:58 Vic, you're there? Nothing permanent. Go away, Vic. I'm just gone. Yeah, the punishment's not over it more punishment I wanted you to get a chance to say goodbye to your buddy Vinny before leaving a Vini I don't know I mean he's already saying goodbye to himself eating like
Starting point is 01:57:15 three times his fucking body weight in food you can't get that out of your mouth you roasted me again oh good I was watching this morning and Vinny goes, listen, I'm not going to eat in front of everybody. I don't like to eat in front of people. And by our four is like fuck it. I'm sure Vicks do a diamond push-ups during the whole. True seahab, right? I'm truly, I'm not gonna start that. I'm sure Vicks do a diamond push-ups during the whole of that. True seahab, right? I'm truly, I'm fucking, I'm fucking, I'm fucking, I'm just polished off half a pizza about
Starting point is 01:57:55 20 minutes ago. Yeah, fucking good time with that. But, uh, yeah man, stop on by, I fucking gas. Yeah. But the live stream still happening we're having a good time in there anybody's welcome to join and you find that live stream at the creep off on YouTube or just follow us on Twitter at the creep off pod and you will find us very good all right Very good. All right, Benny. We'll see you in a little bit, buddy. Yep. Bye. Vic. Car.
Starting point is 01:58:27 How you feel? Are you feeling it? Are you used with us? Yeah. Oh, we're not going to do the actual music. Oh, that's a lot of cool screen shatter. OK. Yeah, play the fucking after the music.
Starting point is 01:58:36 I don't deserve any respect. Yeah. If you talk about it, I'm still a woman. It's true. Well, I'm not going to play the ultimate just yet, but I will play this All right, VIX final appearance on w atp What do you got for reviews? We're all gonna try to guess how many stars each one gave us
Starting point is 01:59:06 Fantastic waste of time is the title Are you riding in a car right now? Shut the fuck up. I'm parking right now You couldn't plan your day around your fight on parents at w at p with wrong with you Absolutely not I'm going axe throwing and then I'm getting fucking hungover X throwing is a lot of fun. We did that before they close everything down. That's fun to do in New York State Yeah, I'm very good at it anyways waste of time I Tried to like this podcast, but after about 15 minutes of several episodes, it
Starting point is 01:59:46 is nothing but them whining and complaining about other podcasts in their hosts. They're hate for other podcasters show that they have no taste and no real talent. I get to say that's a five. I that sounds like a low key five. Yeah, the first few minutes of several episodes. Ah, it could be I'm going to go one. I'm going to go on. I'm saying two stars. Yeah, the first of the minutes of several episodes. It could be I'm gonna go one. I'm gonna go on. I'm saying two stars. I think I'm gonna curve. All right. What do you got? Vic what's the oh my god? She's connected. She's gone. She crashed My god, you're blue tooth on your fucking Prius shit out whoever hired this woman to be our review god Thank god. she's terrible. She's two minutes away from getting a fucking code red
Starting point is 02:00:28 in her own puttune killing her. Wow. Speaking of predictions. I don't think she'll make it out of basic. I mean, where there's no way she's gonna make it a year and not be dishonorably discharged, right? This is just, this is like the best, the best farewell to a piece of shit
Starting point is 02:00:55 I got the lead I got the lead all right sweet All right, you got another one Kevin absolute garbage hence the logo This has to be the worst podcast. I have ever heard in my entire life. The host Carl, the host Carl is an absolute loser who looks like a goblin. They are so jealous of everyone else's success that they rip on them. The host and rotating cast of co-hosts are absolute nobody's that just want to be on radio but have nowhere near enough talent to do so. They have nothing original to the show. To show the main premise is just a rip off of Joctober. Don't listen to this fucking garbage. They wish they could be as good as Shamist or Stuttering John.
Starting point is 02:01:37 Gaggiya. It's either the best five star or typical one star. That's a phenomenal five star review. It's how you do it. Yeah. Yeah. That is how you do it. It was a fantastic five star. Wow. Oh, nice. Yes. And then this one's short. Oh, shit. But sweet. Hold on. I lost my notes. No, I gotta end up wrong, right? Okay. Or whatever. Terrible. The title says it all.
Starting point is 02:02:09 That's it. That's a one star. Because it's not funny. It is. It's not funny enough to be a five star. Terrible. The title says it all. What, who are these pot?
Starting point is 02:02:18 Terrible. Which title says it all? Fair enough. Yeah, that was a one star. It did not like you. And I'm assuming it was a woman because she had one of the crystal ball emojis in her name. So that would be a woman. Four. All right. I got one last one for you. Okay. I'm 100% so far. Yeah. Oh shut up. Don't fucking tweet your own horn. So I do. I do. It's obvious. Okay. All right. So what are we talking about? All right.
Starting point is 02:02:50 Moving on. Did you hear this obscure podcast toast of a crappy podcast? Did a dumb podcast thing? Ha ha. It's so dumb. Let me play a place thing. That doesn't make any sense why would you say that's it what are we even talking about yeah that sounds like a fat in-cell and I wouldn't want it any other way Marvellous. That's a really 5% Thank you. 5 well deserved stars. Yep.
Starting point is 02:03:21 And accurate. Man Marvelous. Alright Vic awesome job with our review segment. We'll do voicemails. Well, no, don't let Vic go. I wanted to hear. I have a tribute to Vic. Okay. That's what you're supposed to hear.
Starting point is 02:03:35 Yeah, let's do that. Oh, fantastic. All right. Andy's brother, Joe, and I put together a tribute to Vic. Oh, beautiful. You ready? Yeah, let's hear it. When do you ship off? September 20th. I meant the mortal coil.
Starting point is 02:04:02 Oh, I need a tanker. No, I want a sun you to the beach next. Call me Billy Joe fucking Armstrong, because you can wake me up when you stand there and, because finally no more dick. I can't wait. Call me back. Bye then. Hey, Carl, you have a small penis. The only thing we have to fear is Vic and the Navy. Oh, that was marvelous. I'll get a miss you. Pretty well done, but.
Starting point is 02:04:42 Thank you. I'll miss your fucking awful, awful like crotchety voice, man I'll probably get that change maybe smoke more cigarettes That works great for me. You're making fun of those voices now You have a fight call fuck you up She's only scrappy do She's only scrappy do I'll fight you after basic big yeah
Starting point is 02:05:19 So we've done it all today I need to list all the things we've done cuz they've been all yeah, it's everything which means it's time for everybody's favorite part of the show The team is the team. The team is the team. Next week is the beginning of October. And this year we are doing October Tributes. We're doing all radio shows or X-Radio DJs who now have podcasts, it's gonna be Radio Centric and Disjockey Centric with Jacktober and it starts off with this show. Coming up, Fesees to the rescue. What?
Starting point is 02:05:56 You don't tell you about that. The PS5 hype is building, gotta build up a big old ps5 pre pre sale pre pre-hype and this could quite possibly be the worst job ever Legit and we will tell you about that coming up. All right. I still got to say this time. Let me say this time. Are you? coming up. Alright, I still got to say this time, let me say this time, Rear. Alright, this is the show called Pauli MF 20. Apparently this guy had a radio
Starting point is 02:06:29 show in Cleveland, I guess his name is Maxwell. And he had some type of morning zoo style show that ONA made fun of. And now he's reinventing himself. And the podcast is you can tell with all those teases. Yeah, but I love the sport of we're're gonna talk about fizzies. Wow. World's worst job. Where can't we for that? Sounds like more of the roses.
Starting point is 02:06:52 Yeah. Later on. This is a suggestion from Chad Zumak and we're very much looking forward to the first of a entire month's worth of Jacktober episodes. Wow. Love it.
Starting point is 02:07:05 Should be a lot of fun. Crozier, thank you so much for coming on. You've come, you've come over to my house twice this week. Yeah. You've prepared clips, notes, funny quips. Yeah, can't get enough. You've put on deodorant, which we appreciate. Yeah, look like it's great.
Starting point is 02:07:20 You've done it all. Is there anything that you'd like to plug or promote, my friend? I will be on the subreddit later. I'll be opi's dogs shoes. We look forward to that. Yeah Andy Thank you so much for coming over buddy. Yep great to see you as well. Anything you want to promote? Nah, I'm cool this time. All right, please join us again next week It might be the episode we found out what's for all who are these podcasts sleep well everypony Radio What's for all who are these podcasts sleep well everybody? Party in the mushrooms of morning radio Hey, how to show these cold right now?
Starting point is 02:07:49 Hmm, okay great show good job everybody great job everyone 1.5% 2.5% 2.5% 2.5% 2.5% 2.5% 2.5% 2.5% 2.5% 2.5%
Starting point is 02:08:20 2.5% 2.5% 2.5% 2.5% I You know who are these podcasts. I don't know. I don't get it makes no sense All right, we're gonna start off with the best voice male this week Cripple Jesus who was with us in the discord He wanted to give a heartfelt goodbye to Vic It was very sweet he had to he had some type of appointment. He called into show
Starting point is 02:09:03 He's oil change I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm just messing into this last episode and holy shit man, I've done a 360 on Chrissy Mayors. Her interview was gathering down killed me and the dabble and stand up. I think that's the funniest line I've heard in a while. I think he means a 180 which a guy in a wheelchair should know. I'm gonna get the fuck out of here by turning a 360. Why am I still here? He means he's still haze here. Okay. Yeah. And then and I know of this achievement. I would like to present I would like to present Chrissy mayor with the wheelie award for the only funny woman on the internet
Starting point is 02:10:21 Chrissy if you could just send our organization the address and won't have the golden wheel chair on your porch soon Keep it up car. I love the show later. Love you, cripple Jesus. Well, Chrissy, you got the golden really. That's amazing. That's impressive. Well done. Oh, done. Chrissy mayor. cripple Jesus will be in the bushes outside your porch. Very soon. He hears you have nice feet. So watch out for that. Here's a British woman auditioning for VIX job. VIX, I'm gonna need your input on this since you're so okay.
Starting point is 02:10:49 Since you're so good at reading. Yeah, first refusal. Hi, this is my audition to be a replacement week. I'm not worried for me and I barely like you, okay, Sherry. But I'm willing to spread weeks feet because we personally de-end me. I think it was British, that's a thick accent. Yeah, that was fucking stupid.
Starting point is 02:11:17 You can't even listen to her. Could have been easier. Did she start her once? No, it's a good point. Good point. Fucking awful. She sounded a little too confident to be young. Thumbs down from Vick and Andy. I don't know.
Starting point is 02:11:28 I think she's still in the running. I'm not going to discount her just yet, because I think having someone in a different time zone could be a lot of fun. Hey, what do you do there? What's going on over there? Street lights up? Over here in the sunset.
Starting point is 02:11:40 Wow. What do you do? I still think making band-picked practice guy wear a dress is better. That's a good possibility. Yeah, I like it. I'll tear some more boys' meals over. Hey, Reachards. You didn't get that really sad girl that called in on edition a couple of weeks ago.
Starting point is 02:11:58 Here it is called back in and actually give it a go. Because I don't know. The audience is anything like me. We we all just really like sad girls. They really keep it on. I think she brings that right amount of sector appeal. Yeah. Yeah. Coming back. Nothing like a sad girl to make a loser feel better.
Starting point is 02:12:19 Yeah. Now, I feel you brother. I hear you. Trust me. Hey, she might kill herself after week three. Well, that would be good. That would be in milestone. Yeah. Another subreddit suicide. Benchmark. We weren't able to get Vic, but we might be able to get the next one, guys.
Starting point is 02:12:40 I don't know if that the person that he's referring to there is Teresa, but Teresa called back at a good. Okay. Hey, Carl called back at it again. Okay. Hey, Carl, it's Teresa again. I'm shocked this year that you actually played my voicemail because I thought it sucked horribly. Anyways, I was just wondering if I could... Have you ever heard a good voicemail?
Starting point is 02:12:58 I can't believe you played my shitty voicemail. That's all we do! I was answer the price! I was wondering if I could throw my hat in the ring for a voicemail girl or a review girl or replace Vic girl, what is it the fuck it's gonna turn out to be? New Vex will call you. So, I guess I would be a little bit more like Fngen, no F to Jen, I love her, I think. And I don't think I would be universally hated like thick. So yeah, just let me know. You didn't even call Carl Fat Gay or retarded, so I mean, what are you bringing to the table?
Starting point is 02:13:40 She brings like a mom vibe. She's like my mom, but she doesn't hit me. Like a large simp, do we want like a large Simpson on the show? Well, I mean, I think so I'm gonna go ahead and disagree she sounds very hateable to me I think okay halfway through the first appearance. It's just gonna be nothing but that so like I hate magnet We're going for a hate magnet That one was like well look no one could ever hate me. And it's like, uh, I mean, I don't even know you from this one. Kind of already talking to you.
Starting point is 02:14:10 Yeah, I've already kind of turned on you, to be honest. What the s**t. Tucker Dixon called back into this. Yes! Hey, Carl, Tucker Dixon here. I'm working on my own podcast. I'd like to interview you. So, what does Quar are these podcasts me to you? I mean, I'm
Starting point is 02:14:29 just who are these podcast, Carl? Anyway, call me back. I'll see you later. Bye bye. Talk her out. He's on like a street corner with no cars pulling up of asking him to blow anyone. No, John's to be here legit. That would have been like a legit thing. He's actually interviewing you. He was interviewing me. From a street corner. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:14:58 Speaking of which, Larry Blindner reached out to me. He wants me to come on his show. So I'm going to do that. So we'll talk to Larry. Oh, fuck yeah. We can call. I love Larry. That Larry me. He wants me to come on his show, so I'm gonna do that. So we'll talk to Larry. Oh, fuck yeah. We can call. I love Larry. That Larry show.
Starting point is 02:15:08 We love Larry here. All right, this is another person. In case we can't find a review girl, this person can help us out. Hey, Carl. I got an idea for you. This is for your new news or review, babe, or whatever, since Vicks leaving. kind of ambivalent about that.
Starting point is 02:15:27 I think I use that word correctly. But I'm a college student and I'm a dude, so I'm not gonna volunteer myself, but what I'm gonna do I think is go on Tinder and pick up chicks and instead of going on dates, just have them call in Saturday or whenever the fuck you have your show and have them do it instead kind of like a pampering but less sexual you know I'm listening I think that would work yeah this is a big idea you'd
Starting point is 02:15:56 never have them on mic again I hate him but wait who do you say it was it I missed that at the end. Yeah, Chris the fucking idiot. Sorry. I'm not leaving you there. Cyclo! So I don't think there's women on Tinder. I think it's mostly like Russian agents and bots and shitheads. I don't review girls. Yeah, I think it's like thousands of horny dudes and just, you know, Python's prep. That's the only big idea of trolling Tinder. It's a good idea
Starting point is 02:16:28 Here's another idea for a review girl But the tutorial I Nominate crispy love to replace Vic. Hey, oh, I want her To be reading messages my messages and I want her to be reading messages, mind messages, and I want you to play anal drops while she does it. Call me back. Right after that phone call, surprisingly enough, Chrissy loves Prolaf's anus call back. Oh!
Starting point is 02:17:04 Hey Carl, this is Chrissy loves pro laps. Could you push me back in because much mild is busy. Bye. That is the new voicemail girl. That's a little bit on the first. Yeah. Whoever did that call back. Yup.
Starting point is 02:17:20 Okay, we got a long list. Winner. We got a long list going on. This is someone calling in about us having Ryan long on last week. You guys remember that Ryan log. Yeah, he's fantastic Yeah, it was a great get for us. I was really happy that he did More Ryan long I think that might be a crazy person what asylum did that call come in from man holy shit Oh my god, that's how I know the dick mansion must be good because that guy doesn't like him Wow, oh That's how I know the dick mansion must be good because that guy doesn't like him. Wow Oh, man, a couple more to play here. Let's get through these guys. I'm getting it out
Starting point is 02:18:10 I gotta get over to Vinnie's thing and then we're having guests over today. My wife is gotta be so pissed off me right now I'm not helping it any sick away. Yeah, she's pissed off of you today Hey, Carl this is from Colorado today. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. That. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. That. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. That. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. That. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. That. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. That. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. That. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. Just to that. Um, he asked her some hilarious, creepy questions. Um, she, she gets kind of upset with them a few times. Uh, it's great. They, they talk about weed, how it's affected his ability to do a show. Um, he interrupts when flea addivals, Victoria makes an appearance, and that he even pulls a Patrick Michael and reads a bad wrong Wikipedia. Um, okay, I have a run along run again. He was cool.
Starting point is 02:19:04 Anyway, it's coming back. All right, I want Ryan Longrun again. He was cool. Anyway, coming back. All right, I want to make this very clear to people. I do not listen to Sudaring John's podcast. Yeah, I do not. Oh, I need a heads up on these things. I will not find these things. If you do not tell me about them, because I am not proactive, be looking to see what Sudaring John is up to. Yeah. So that sounds amazing. Grab me some time stamps, send them along with a link to the show. And we'll be happy to review it.
Starting point is 02:19:28 And the people who put up clips in the subreddit, God bless you. Oh, it's amazing. That makes my life so much easier. Because he doesn't say funny shit until two and a half hours in. Well, I know, it's like three hours of nonsense. Or not, you know, election fraud. I wonder your sony just like about a election fraud
Starting point is 02:19:44 for two and a half hours. Fun. Fun stop, John. Kill it. All right. What do we got? One more here to play. Yo, Carl.
Starting point is 02:19:52 I want to let you know a genius idea I had as I was listening to your Patreon episode about Patrick Michael and how he's inviting his haters onto his platform. This dude is sitting on a gold mine here. Just start the fucking podcast called haters, bring you guys on to hate on him. And he becomes the guy you love to hate and podcasting. No fucking brainer. That should done. Good to talk to you.
Starting point is 02:20:19 Talk to you soon. Give me a call. It's not a bad idea. That's a good idea, which means Patrick Michael wants nothing to do with it Yeah, right as Erox said he's he's like, oh be tell him something to do. He's like I will not do that But this is what you should do. Yeah, this is what you're trying to accomplish. Doesn't matter. I won't do what I should do Patrick Patrick Michael they give the keeps on giving Shit Vic. Thank you so much for coming on. I will speak for nobody else when I say,
Starting point is 02:20:45 we will miss you here on WATP. Thank you, Carl. I will hate miss you. Oh, God. Thank you for your service to the podcast. Not the country. I have no one to ever tell me that. I will kill myself with fucking PTSD.
Starting point is 02:21:00 The next time someone tells me that. I'm so kidding. You're so PTSD. That's how that works. That we're so PTSD. That's how that works Okay, um, Nick do me a favor keep in touch. I don't know what you're allowed to do one year in the Navy or bootcamp or whatever But keep in touch. Let us know our things are going alright Okay, thank you Carl. Thanks for being our review girl any yeah, I hated it. Go fuck yourself. Oh, I can tell any parting words of wisdom Nothing nothing fucking good luck to the next review person. You're gonna get a lot of weird shit sent to you Be prepared to show your feet. Oh, yeah
Starting point is 02:21:48 I mean, that's what it takes to be universally liked. So, you know, bye, Beck. Bye, Carl. Fuck you. Perfect ending. All right. Thanks for hanging on, everybody. Get back on over to Vinnie's feed. We're going to go over there.
Starting point is 02:21:57 No creep off and hang out with him. Oh, I have an outro thing for us now. All right. Boom. This is it. It's over. Okay. Goodbye. The creep off and hang out with him. Oh, I give an outro thing for us now. All right, boom. This is it. It's over, okay?
Starting point is 02:22:08 Goodbye. Okay. Goodbye. Hey, bye, goodbye.

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