Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep258 - Dead Bear Lounge
Episode Date: May 9, 2021This week we review Dead Bear Lounge because Trey Peacock still hasn't dropped his much anticipated Peacock Party Podcast. So instead we listen to Patty BrokenSkull's latest offering and it does not d...isappoint. Bryan Johnson joins the show once again to discuss Patrick Michael's basketball career and Opie's big reveal. Also, Missy calls in to analyze Stuttering John's stand up comedy and recent podcast episodes. And stick around for Vic's best appearance to-date. https://www.tellemstevedave.com/ Support us and get bonus episodes: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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We'll be reviewing a show called dead bear lounge and this is because trade peacock kick it is fucking show going
Stop teasing a show that doesn't exist. I'm hearing probals for it all over the place. It's frustrating
I thought I was taking a chance it didn't work out. Oh, well, so
I took a chance. I thought I was taking a chance. It didn't work out. Oh, well. So, uh, Brian and I both listen to the show separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand.
Let's get into it. This is a show hosted by Patti Broken Skull. It's one that we've never reviewed before.
I believe, although it's possible. We played close before, but dead bear lounge.
He came back and did an episode on May 1st. And it's just him by himself. So I thought it'd be fun to check in
on what's going on with our friend,
Patty Brokenskall, aka Patrick Michael,
aka Shamest McKillian.
And I will say that Brian listen to the podcast,
which is very much appreciated.
Oh yeah.
Do you have, I'll let you start.
Do you have a clip that maybe sums up the show for you?
Uh, yeah, my clip, that you have a clip that maybe sums up the show for you?
Yeah, my clip that would be clip five. Okay
Podcasting has given you the opportunity to
Try and fail
Now for the first time ever maybe I also have an alternate that makes some it up and that would be number two. Oh, okay I don't know what I'm saying
Yes, so this is a lot of fun. He gets on the mic. Let me tell you how this so starts off
You might not be listening to it. You might not never listen to it. You might never even heard of this and that's fine
That's okay because it's more for me than it is for all of you guys, right? You know stick stick with your
You know what you know, I guess is what I'd say, stick with what I, I don't know what I'm saying.
This is how he starts the show off. You might not be listening to this.
I've never heard a show style like that.
I had one of those as my clip too. I was like, well, who are you talking to?
Who are you possibly communicating with?
But you're telling them you might not be hearing my voice right now.
I mean, no wonder he gets so confused with himself. When he said shit like that, he must be like,
what the fuck am I talking about?
The cognitive dissonance is through the roof
just to begin the show.
You would think that-
Yeah, this is right out of the gate.
Right, right, right.
You noticed when I started the show today,
I had no written down.
I knew exactly what I was gonna say when we started the show.
This guy comes out, he's like,
hey guys, we're gonna do a show.
I don't know what it's about.
And I don't know if you're listening or not.
I don't know if you can hear it.
What, what?
There's no more Blase podcaster out there
than Patty Broken's goal.
Right.
Patty Michael, he's just like,
whatever dude, I don't care.
He's certainly not care. And he does define what podcasting is Right, Patrick, it's just like whatever dude. I don't care
And he does define what podcasting is on this episode which I thought was important and you know what guys We're just gonna talk about some stuff. You know, that's a podcasting is where did you know that right?
I wasn't aware now. I've been doing it for 10 years and I'm just learning this now
I'm just about talking about stuff
That's what podcast I guess.
So that's what he's gonna do today.
So he doesn't have a plan, but he'll figure it out
like he always does.
Yeah.
Do you like solo Patrick Michael,
Patty Broken Scholar,
or do you like him with other people?
I prefer him solo.
Yeah, me too.
It's so much better.
When he's with other people,
he'll sit back for a long time without saying
anything. And the other people aren't fascinating like he is. I just want to hear him.
Right. He's, um, you've also never met somebody who wants to let you know that they don't give a
fuck if you're listening or not. All the time. It's nonstop. Let's talk about the theme of this
episode, what he actually ends up getting into. He talks about how he's been podcasting for a very long time. When
he started podcasting, it was with other podcasters, but they weren't as into it as he was, and
they moved away, and they stopped being his friend. So then he started doing it so well.
But now he has other friends who like to podcast again. So now he's doing a bunch of shows with other podcasters
and that's great.
And this is really an advertisement for other shows,
which is odd because dead bear lounge,
I don't think there's anyone listening to this.
It's on a defunct stream that was like no country
for funny or something like that.
Some podcasts used to have that no one's ever heard.
And he decided to put out this show to explain that he's awesome
in podcasting, not on this show, but on his other shows that you should check out.
I actually, I have, this is just bizarre for him.
I have the promotions that he does at the end of the show.
Did you get this far and do it, Brian?
Oh, sure.
Yeah, I listened to the whole thing.
I noticed that, um, that the
first, I think what is it? The first minute and 26 is talking about anchor.
Then there's a one minute promo about him and trade peacock. And then like the
last two and a half minutes is this stuff, the promo, more promo. So, so out of
a 25 minute podcast, it's probably about 20 minutes and 19 minutes worth of
actual content, which is actually good for him
So this is his promotions at the end
Hey guys, if you enjoyed what you listen to here the dead bear lounge
You can find me
on Instagram at couch eats man as well as sandwich bill on TikTok.
You know, I'm doing the do-you-party thing,
the are-you-hungry thing.
We got the peacock party coming soon.
I also do weird life with tray peacock.
We also do school,
a scoundrels, me, tray, and broke from broke knock life.
Shout out to all my favorite people.
Until next time, guys, stay fresh.
Stay guys, stay fresh.
Stay gangster.
Remember when he used to not talk about any of the other shows, he didn't want you to find them?
Yeah.
He's really come a long way in his marketing strategy.
I think he figured out that it was working against him, not from anything at all.
But it's interesting though too, because you have clips where he talks about how he
Doesn't even want listeners. He'd prefer to have
One or two or three listeners. Yeah, like my clip 12 illustrates that I don't I in fact
I would prefer and have no problem putting out episodes to one person
What you wish you know what that is it's a phone conversation. That's not a podcast if one person. What? You wish. You know what that is?
It's a phone conversation.
That's not a podcast.
If one person listens to your show, then you're leaving a voicemail.
Is essentially what you're doing with that.
Yeah.
He's, um, I noticed that with him, like most of his podcasts, especially the solo
ones are not podcasts, but lectures.
Yeah.
You know, he's, he's always sitting there and dissecting why he doesn't need you.
Yes.
He explains to you why you're wrong about what you think you should be trying to accomplish.
He goes on and on about the fact that trying to get people to listen to your show is stupid.
You should just talk to two or three people because that's really what you want to do.
And I think he's maybe afraid of success.
I don't need it.
I'm not looking for this to be this massive show
where I'm required to do six days a week.
I'm looking at the news.
I'm in the politics because I gotta.
I don't want that.
He's afraid if his show caught on,
then people would want him to put his show out regularly
and then he'd be on a schedule.
He's afraid of expectations
Yes, any sort on any level. You're right. It's why he's a band in the briefcase because that show got semi-popular
And he said when he started it. I'm gonna do a daily show the briefcase, you know
We're gonna do 10 minutes every day and then as soon as people were like hey you missed a day
Fuck you, man. I don't do this show for you.
I do it for me.
It's like, well, you're the one who said that you're, all right.
Sorry.
He reiterates that on my clip 13 to his, uh, complete lack of interest in having an
audience.
Oh, yeah.
I started this podcast with my aunt and for some reason, you know, we have
2000 Patreon members and blah blah blah.
I don't care.
I'd rather have an exclusive club of two or three people.
Which is a lie.
It's a lie, dude.
So 2,000 people are even paying you $5 a month.
You would rather have two or three people than 10 grand a month.
Shut your lying, man.
Why does he have so many Patreon accounts?
He sets up all these Patreon accounts,
hoping to be making money off of this,
and then he goes out and he goes,
I don't even want people to pay for this.
Like what?
Then you're a fucking moron that doesn't make any sense.
Your actions do not jive with what you're telling people in any way.
It's almost like a preemptive strike when you're in June or high
and like you cheated on your girlfriend
and you're like, I know she's going to hear about it. So you're like, hey, you're gonna hear some stuff about me
I just want you to know it's not true
That's a proven analogy. He's like listen. I have three listeners. That's how exactly how many I want
That was my goal
So this is and he's repeating himself a lot obviously. So some of these things we've heard before, but I still have to play him and point out the hypocrisy of it.
Nothing has deterred me.
Okay, even when you get people that are negative or tell you not to do it or it's boring, you have nothing to say.
You're not interesting.
Fine, dude. I don't care. I'm not your show pony.
I don't know who these people think
that you're supposed to be for them.
Like, can it just be entertaining for me?
Don't some people just sing for themselves?
Yes, in the shower.
Yeah.
Not on the internet.
That's the thing that he's not understanding.
He puts something on the internet.
People go, I don't like that.
It's not very good. And he goes, what's not for you asshole? I just do this for me. It's the thing that he's not understanding. He puts something on the internet. People go, I don't like that. It's not very good. And he goes, what's not for you, asshole?
I just do this for me. It's for me.
I had that as a clip too. Nothing has deterred me. I thought that would be a better
line for most of his shows is deterred.
Nothing has deterred me.
That should be his next nickname.
That should be his next nickname. It's a turn.
So speaking of us singing, he's promoting his Instagram now,
and he's singing Screamo on his Instagram.
Have you heard this stuff yet, Brian?
I have not.
I didn't know even had an Instagram.
No, boy, check this out.
What's the under show?
I can look him up.
Check this out. What's the under so I can look them up? Check this out. Oh, you're casting the bass player again. He's having a spare in so many pies this guy.
He's wrapping, he's doing screamo, he's podcasting, he's playing basketball.
I know the basketball show we gotta get into, but so this is not Brett Michaels is his
Instagram handle where he does his music now.
And listen to the hashtags of what I just played for you
because he wants to be found on Instagram.
So he does hashtag music, hashtag metal,
hashtag vocals, hashtag singing, hashtag covers,
hashtag artists, hashtag unclean vocals,
hashtag death metal, hashtag vocal cover, hashtag death metal hashtag vocal cover hashtag short
hashtag shorts
hashtag one minute metal hashtag growls hashtag screams
hashtag singing practice and hashtag woe is me
I was looking up shorts and I found this shit
So looking for daisy dukes and I found this nonsense and I feel like what was me is gonna be a lot of emo teenagers
They're gonna find this shit and be like whatever
I don't even know does anyone exist anymore?
Emo
Would be dating ourselves with that reverence. No, sure
Do you want to talk about the all right All right, let's get into this story arc
that is this podcast.
He's talking about the fact that
people are listening to him.
He's built up a little bit of an audience.
And this made no sense to me at all.
And without you guys,
who knows where we'd be, what the success, be greater?
No, I don't know.
I really don't know what we're doing.
I truly don't.
I didn't even want to do this.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
He goes without all of you listeners.
Would I be more successful?
Great question.
I'm not sure.
Sorry to hold
you back. Let's create what this show do we have to talk about this yet. He's got a
soundboard with random drops. He's the art label. He has no idea what he's
hitting and he's got the actual effect. He's got everything going on this. The
music in the background. It really is a best out for this guy. It's the music cues are so sporadic and random.
It's like, I was listening to it with my wife
and she's like, what is this guy's deal?
So this is what he's talking about.
He's talking about when he used to play music,
just like how he used to podcast,
he'd have to force his friends to do it with them
and they'd lose interest and then he would be left on his own
Is bait right is that basically the premise that he's saying pretty much that that's the way it seems
Yeah, but he makes it seem like it's their fault for not being as passionate about and he brings up music basketball and
podcasting and
All three of those things he had friends
But he was more into it than they were and so he's no longer friends with those people and I thought
This was hilarious as he was talking about starting a band
You know when I when I first started playing music it was like I'll yeah, I'm into this music thing
I bring in these guys who don't have really skills at all in anything and I'm like hey man
You could probably play keyboard you could probably play bass. What's up? Shouldn't be that hard?
probably play keyboard, you could probably play bass. What's up? Shouldn't be that hard. Dude, he's literally turned into Homer Simpson.
You know what the great thing is about music? It's so easy.
I brought in people with no talent. Meanwhile, this guy has zero talent. It comes with music. That's been a well-documented.
And he says, I brought in people with no talent. And I was just like, dude, just fucking play the keyboard. What's the problem?
Why can't you just do that?
Yeah, I mean, I would have joined a band in high school if I knew it was that easy.
Right.
It's that easy, right?
Just fucking, hop behind a bass guitar and let's start playing some licks.
Hey, the, uh, not my number 11, uh, speaks to his, uh, driving away his friends by his
uh, passion for these things.
Yeah.
If every time they come over, I'm saying, Hey, let's do an episode.
They're just going to stop coming.
And they might even just move away.
Someone at least one person moved away.
You know it for a fact.
And he thought, like, Oh my God, I asked him to play basketball too many times.
Or podcast too many times.
They're like, I love Indiana,
but I cannot live near Patrick Michael.
We gotta get the fuck outta here.
This guy's a handful, I'm so excited.
He's too hot.
He's too hot.
This is a guy that, him talking about
his original co-host on his podcasts.
They all moved away because they're just growing people
and they needed change.
All right, and that's fine. I had nothing against them, but the difference is I kept going.
I kept making the podcast.
That wasn't my clip, that was his.
We hit the button.
So it seems like he bought a package of drops and was just like,
I guess I'll use this one. It's the closest I can come to making sense.
Maybe if you're giving him a lot of credit, I don't even think they're labeled. like I guess I'll use this one. It's the closest I can come to making sense.
Maybe if you're giving him a lot of credit,
I don't even think they're labeled.
I don't even think he knows what he's hitting.
He's like,
boing.
Close his eyes and hits one.
Yes, because actually there's an example of that.
Oh, well, before I get into that real quick,
I just want to point out,
he kind of makes it sound like he's better than his friend
to move out of Indiana.
He's like, well, but I am dedicated to this.
I'm going to make this happen. Those losers wanted to become, you know, more than what they were
then. I'm stunted. I just want to be an 18-year-old living in Indiana for the rest of my life with my hobbies.
Yeah, maybe it's a deep and grained fear like to like people don't like change in general and this seems to really not like change at all. That's very true. Yes, because I mean since
the incident at Arby's he has not been able to go back to where that was really
rough for him. I hear some example of him hitting buttons and hoping that it
works out for him. We can all dream. Right dreaming is fine. It is what it is. You know, these buttons, these goddamn sound things, they're just here.
And sometimes they work, sometimes they're placed very well, within what I'm trying to get across.
Get across. Did I put a T on the end of that word?
Nope. It doesn't make any sense. It's like, yeah.
Doesn't make any sense. It's so great. It's so great.
One more clip, and I'll hand it back over to you, Brian.
So he's talking about how he's had different people co-hosts with him.
Truth is, every person that has been sort of a flesh person that's been a co-host
on my shows, that's a foes to robots, a flesh person. That's one of his transition things
to when he gets stumbled. He goes, truth is, he says that a lot. I should put together
a truth is super cut. Now I think about it. Truth is, a lot of people who have co-hosted
on my show that, you know, these flush people. They're not very good at podcasting
They don't treat people preface something with like the truth is or I'll be honest with you
It's like well, that's what I assumed in the first place
Yeah, I like qualify kind of go to the saying and now I think just the opposite yeah to tell
Exactly
All right, where did you pick up on here?
I thought lead going back to him
lecturing people, like number eight, he's talking about what a podcast is supposed to be.
All right.
There's one definition.
That's it.
I'm letting your audience in.
Again, takes away from the concept of what a podcast was supposed to be.
There's no room for evolution.
Yes.
There's no room for somebody to be like, hey, I'm gonna put a little twist on this.
I'm gonna let the audience,
you know, I'll take live questions or like,
I'll answer emails or anything.
He's like, nope, it's supposed to be me, a mic,
and that's what podcasting is,
and I don't wanna hear any differently.
Yeah, because he literally says,
I don't like podcasters who stream live
and let the audience interact.
You know, pretty much calling out Cedaree John,
which I was fine with, but I just thought that was
an odd thing to be against.
Because he says, podcasting, you're supposed to be
like a spy in a conversation you wouldn't have heard otherwise.
I was like, no.
No, that's not what podcasting is supposed to be a show.
I think also my number 10,
he earlier, you know, he said he had a TikTok.
Yeah, I think I know what may help them make his final decision.
Okay, I pulled this clip. I think I put a little bit more info in here because I
love the fact that he started playing this music out of nowhere and it makes no sense.
Essentially, if you're just weird looking enough, you could be a famous TikTok
or you don't even really got to you could be a famous TikTokker.
You don't even really gotta say anything funny.
Just look strange.
People will be curious of you.
I'm not saying there's anything on it.
Utilize it.
I'm a weird guy.
Okay.
And I've realized that and I've learned it.
Now there's nothing.
There's nothing just take away from it.
There's nothing when I'm utilizing it in a sense on the podcast,
where it's like, oh, I'm just a weird guy. Look at me.
No, it's like, listen to me.
Why does he play celebration right there?
It's so out of place.
Yeah, it's his, his randomness in what he chooses to punctuate things with
is jaw dropping. Like you just can't believe it.
You're like, like, you want to believe he's a performance artist.
You want to believe he's an Andy Kaufman type, but you're like, I know he's not.
Right.
We know he's just a dumb idiot.
It's not like he's in there going, wow, I never would have thought to put
celebration in right there.
This guy, and he's like, I wouldn't.
It's really, it's really as impressive.
I like his, um, him giving a little too, because usually he's talking about what he's opposed to, not what he's
for. So I thought number six was interesting. Like I see
stuff here and there, I'm not opposed to watching movies. I've
nothing against it. I recently watched the Kong versus Godzilla.
I've seen most of Mortal Kombat.
I watched it pretty much without the sound.
It was just kind of on.
So you're going to claim to have watched two movies.
One, you get the title wrong.
The other, you watch without the sound.
You watch most of it.
Without the sound.
I watched movies.
It was on the TV.
I was in and out of the room.
That was, that's insane. I'd love to hear his review of Mortal Kombat or watching some of it
without the sound on here. So that would be great. As part of that clip that you're talking about,
he talks about, and he's pretending he's talking about just podcasts, or in general.
But he's actually talking about himself and why he started doing a show
that reviewed movies, which was the first time we found out about Patrick Michael. He
talks about why he stopped doing that.
So if your first idea in the podcasting was, hey man, I like movies. I watch a lot of movies.
Let's talk about it.
Only to turn into more of a podcast fan and stop watching movies altogether.
So he stopped watching movies, although he still does still watch some movies without the sound down. He stopped watching movies. He listened to podcasts, which I thought to myself after hearing that. Why not do a podcast about podcasts that if that's what you're into?
Would they be created Patrick Michael did a podcast review podcast?
How could you not listen to it? Yeah, like you just kind of ripped off your format.
I love it. I would subscribe. I would change my account name so he couldn't block me on
Patreon. I'd take my money, take it all. I'd need to hear every second of this.
I don't know why I'm talking about that. The 12 year old and me pulled clip three.
Okay.
I did it with many guys, many of my closer friends.
I'm sorry, no.
You know it's so funny.
So, Pete behind the curtain.
So, Brian sent me timestamps
because it's impossible to download this off anchor
and now Apple's done the same thing.
You can't download the shows anymore
It's really frustrating and annoying but so Brian sent me the timestamps and I'd already listened to the show
And I wasn't gonna pull that and I was glad you did
I did it with many guys many of my closer friends
Cuz it's funny and then they moved away. No, what did they move away?
They would we have sore asses it's funny and then they moved away. No one did they moved away. They moved away with
sore asses. Yeah, that was my number four. Yeah, like you can see why they moved then.
They moved and I said, I'm gonna, I gotta keep it going. I'm having fun. And that was even before
we had really any listeners. That's when he was having fun, but no one was listening.
Right. But no one was listening, Right. No one was listening. Yep.
Cause he doesn't want feedback.
He doesn't want any audience participation.
But do you think do you think if the the feedback was just glowing,
like it was non-stop five star reviews and shit, do you think he would be more
open? Do I know that for a fact?
Let's say you're just that guy.
It's easier to be like, I'm fucked this shit.
I've said this many times.
He has gotten some level of notoriety and fame,
but not on his terms.
People know who he is,
but it's not the way he wants them to know who he is.
It's like, it's exactly like Tommy Wasso.
This guy is the Tommy Wasso of podcasting,
where now he has to pretend like oh yeah
No, I also think that this sucks. I totally get it guys. I'm with the other. Oh, yeah
Yeah, I mean decades right after it came out Tommy was so was like it was one big joke
Yeah, it's a dark comedy. It's that was all point all on yeah, okay sure
Actually what's speaking of the room and Tommy was so hopefully everyone else when I'm talking about
Patrick is turning into Tommy Why so in this episode?
Come fucking
Subscribe and like and all that you know I just don't care. I don't care enough to even ask you to review
Share it with a friend these these
Consistent sayings that we've all heard
Millions of times as podcast fans not just podcasters. It's it's old
Which reminded me of this
They betray me that didn't keep their promise they treat me and I don't care anymore
You don't care anymore. He's explains you know podcasters will tell you to share this with a friend and like and comment
I don't even tell people to do that stuff because I don't want people finding this show
Yeah, I mean everything is this passive aggressive-aggressive way of like saying, please listen, please
review it kindly. Yes, correct. But then every now and again, he gets excited about all people who
know about him. No matter what anybody thinks about it, it is still very strange to be just a regular
person. You know, I don't have any claim to fame.
And yet somehow people will still listen to you.
And I'm talking of massive numbers.
But double digits.
I do wonder what massive numbers means to him.
I bet he won an air guitar contest.
Yeah.
It's a point.
He seems like an air guitar guy.
I've got propelled him into the music career.
This is so easy.
Played a rupture.
I'm a charter couldn't regularly guitar big.
Right.
I'm sight reading a rupture right now.
Check this out.
Oh boy.
All right.
This is a fun little clip here. So, so he's talking all about basketball and how he lost his friends and he says this,
Christopher, if you heard this show yet, you heard this episode.
No, I didn't.
Okay, I want to get your reaction.
Tell me what you think he means by this.
Okay.
In my basketball days, I would play basketball beyond what's reasonable. What do you think he means by he played basketball beyond what's reasonable?
Well, if I haven't been listening to this guy for three years now, yeah, I would be totally stumped by that, but he's great at everything he does. So
I don't know how to react. I'm just so used to him being
I don't know how to react. I'm just so used to him being
Braggado she is about shit. Is that a word? Yeah, it's not about how good he was at basketball. It's about how often he played it. Oh, that's what I took from it
That's what he meant by that beyond reasonable because he was just playing so much basketball
This is a weird way to describe basketball beyond reason. I know that's why I asked you that question. There's no answer for that.
Okay, good.
What the fuck do you think he means?
No idea.
You.
I passed and failed.
Yes.
Chris, you were thinking that he's comparing himself
to LeBron or something, but nope.
Right.
That's what I mean.
And I've seen him play drums.
And I've seen him try to sing.
And I've seen him podcast.
I know he sucks at basketball.
I know for a fact he's terrible at basketball.
He's challenged you.
That's true.
Although I still want to see him in crippled Jesus' go.
One V, one of the choreed.
Getting back to the left to the soundboard.
This laugh track comes in out of nowhere.
So they come along for the ride to the park.
They could give a shit about playing basketball and
Yet sometimes that's all there was you could you know, there's what are they gonna get on the swings?
Yes, that laugh came in a little bit late, but this is the dead bear lounge podcast. I'm gonna keep reiterating that just so I don't forget
It may be the most appropriate
Soundboard that he sound that he used the entire time even even though he chestizes himself for it being a little late.
I thought that one was probably prompt enough that it was the only one.
That made an sense.
So he keeps explaining the show that we're listening to, and then he describes why it's
called the Dead Bear Allowance Podcast,
which I thought was interesting.
The Dead Bear Allowance is simply just me.
It's me hanging out.
I'm lounging as I chat with you folks.
Okay, but what's the Dead Bear ride?
Is he dying?
The lounge wasn't the confusing part to me.
He never explains the Dead Bear part of it.
I love this kid. He's a national treasure.
He really is.
Let's talk about the anchor read because here's the deal.
I had to normalize all of the audio because it's so quiet.
So I go in and I normalize the audio and that way people can hear it.
But it sounds like shit
there's a lot of hissing in it and stuff because I had to bring up the level so much.
And as he's doing an anchor read now this is the thing that you record your podcast with.
You do want it to sound good and professional.
He decides to do an anchor read over the most obnoxious sounding noises possible.
Not only that there's creation tools that allow you to record and edit right from your
phone or your computer, of course, but imagine editing an entire podcast on your phone.
It's that simple, that easy.
Why would you use that music pad to record and add for how great your podcast is going
to sound?
I wonder if his promotion and salesmanship have translated into one person be like, you
know, I'm going to use anchor.
That's a good question.
If anyone out there is using anchor because Patrick Michael promoted it, I want to know
about it.
Because my wife was like, this anchor thing, what is it?
Like, what do they mean?
You get paid with hardly any listeners.
I was like, all right, sit out for this one.
You need a million listeners to make 10 bucks a month.
It's incredible too, because he does in that read, which he've heard many times, go into,
you might not have a single listener in your show, but as soon as one person clicks the download
button or hits play, you get money.
It's like, well, what kind of money?
The kind of money that doesn't exist in currency, because it's so small.
You know, Penny's not there not worth anything?
Way less than that.
That's how much money you get.
You're the kind of stuff people leave behind in a trade
and a convenience store less than that.
If it was a Bitcoin, there'd be 26 zeros
before we got to an integer.
Oh, shit.
That might have not even been an exaggeration 26.
All right.
What else I want to talk about with this guy?
Oh, he talks about how the main point is he used to podcast all the time with all
of these other co-hosts, but no one knows about that.
And that was even before we had really any listeners.
So chances are many of you found my podcast would just me
and nothing that had a co-host.
Correct.
Because everyone found your show through WATP
and that was when you were on your out.
And that's what we all prefer, unfortunately,
for Patrick Michael, because he's way more excited about
doing his other shows now.
That's why he's promoting all the other shows that he's doing.
Remember a single prop your way, right? Only, uh, I know, right?
Can I get some?
I know. Seriously. Oh, speaking of which, and I didn't pull these clips because
Kroge brought them on our bonus episode that we did, but he did drop a briefcase recently,
calling me out by name a couple of times.
And it was pretty rude. It wasn't all that complimentary. And so yeah, it's funny. My theory is,
people get upset. Some people get upset. I've talked to people who are like, you know,
you're picking on this poor kid and it's tough for him. He's trying his best. but I realize that when I don't talk about him for a little while,
then he has to like put out shows going, yeah, fuck you, Carl.
We do have that, Carl.
He's like, okay, he wants me to talk about him somewhere.
He loves the attention.
Also kid, isn't he like 30 years old?
I know.
He's not poor either.
He's got a lot of headphones.
Yeah, I saw that collection.
That's true.
Yeah, no, you're right.
He's like 35 years old, but I do like to call him a kid because when you, I, we, I saw that collection. It's nice. That's true. Yeah, no, you're right. You see like 35 years old, but I do like to column again because when you listen to him all morning today prepping for this show and you just assume it's a teenager.
Yeah, I think I told you I thought he was very young and I imagine him looking like Adam Lanza before I saw a picture of him, the Sandy Hook Shooter.
Yes. I was just like with the wide eyes and just weird as hell and skinny and.
Yes.
Oh, this is a great example of him just getting flustered.
I love when Patrick Michael just loses himself
in his conversation.
I don't know, there could have been, I don't know.
There really, there could be, I can't guarantee it.
I just feel like you went down, I don't know, whatever.
Truth is,
that truth is,
there's a subject in that sentence.
And he calls out people, this was a fun part near the end of the show.
He calls out people for buying nice equipment for their podcasts.
And he says, what are you going to sink $2,000 into a home studio?
When you don't even know if your podcasts will be successful, why would you do that?
Not a lot of numbers, and yet they have this crazy studio that they've built.
Like they have committed themselves fully to this thing that just might not work out.
So this is a guy who has shitty equipment, sounds terrible, puts out more podcasts
than anyone in the history of podcasting.
He's the most prolific podcaster of all time.
And he's calling out a hobbyist
who decides they want to sound good.
They don't know if they're gonna listen or not.
This guy claims he only wants one listener.
And he's calling out these people are like,
well, I want to at least sound good if people find me.
I don't know that that's really the angle that I would take on that.
Yeah, like a little jerk.
Also, $2,000 for a hobby is not a lot of money.
It's not right. I was thinking the same thing where I'm like, how much has he invested
versus like two grand which, you know, if you get a nice set up, a decent set up,
it would probably run you that.
Sure.
So as a hobbyist, yeah, like,
you're not going to go and like, if I want to look at stars, I'm not going to go out
and buy a fucking telescope that I find and toys our us and get something decent, you know,
I got news for Patrick Michael. I paid $3,500 for one guitar that I play. Just one guitar,
$3,500. It's a hobby. It's a hobby that I have. It's what people do. They invest in their
hobbies because it makes it more fun. Can you play it a little bit? It's debatable. And then
he talks about these podcasts with professional comedians. And he doesn't understand how this
works at all. But they have to realize, that's why a lot of these shows with these crazy comedians have five producers
You have five producers because there's a lot of cutting
There's a lot of stuff being taken out because you
100%
Need to make sure you don't say anything fucked up or to fucked up
So he thinks
It takes multiple people to edit a podcast.
I'm not even sure how that would work.
You need five producers to edit shit out
that you don't want in the finals episode.
Wouldn't just one person be the editor
if there's multiple producers?
Yeah, nothing would get done otherwise.
You need five people to edit your podcast.
Unless you want to what he's saying is that like, okay, one person cuts it.
He goes through it. He's like, all right, everything's woke. Next person.
All right, let me just double check. Let me triple check. Let me quadruple.
I know. Until the fifth guy's like, all right, we're good. We're not going to get canceled.
Which is not the case, Brian. It doesn't happen with any podcast.
I don't think she's apologizing.
You just find one guy who knew what to leave in and what to take.
Oh, I did hire that person to do it.
All right.
Anything else you want to talk about with this, this show?
No, I'm pretty sure that was all my clips and it like it's, it's, it's so
clippable that you could sit here all day.
That's what I had to select just a certain amount because otherwise I'm like, I could pick this,
I could pick that.
I could pick like every single drop he uses
you could pick because it makes no sense
and you want to point it out,
like just as to how like random it is.
I agree.
And it's funny you say that because as you were sending
me your timestamps, I was pulling clips immediately
following that or immediately previous to that.
It's like every sentence, there's something you can get it's one of those episodes is one of those classic
Patrick Michael episodes been a while where everything is as a so nonsensical
and jarring they're like wait what why would someone say that he did this is
going back to him calling out a lot of people show formats these days, especially
people on Twitch.
This is him calling out people who interact with the audience.
They allow live comments and all this shit.
And for me, it's like, I'm just not into that.
I like to just talk into the microphone while I stare at my computer.
Because begging for your audience to make your show for you is a waste of time.
I kind of agree with that to some extent actually, but I think it's one of these says you're begging
your audience. Like, well, no, people want to participate. When you have an audience who likes you,
they actually want to participate in the show. It's very different than begging.
Yeah, I do. I agree with you and with Patrick Michael shockingly that when people are reading comments like they're doing a pot and it's just like non-stop comments and they're addressing them. I find it very distracting.
And I'm like, I just want to hear shit that doesn't have to do with them and what they're saying.
It's terrible. It's a terrible format. Yeah, it's awful.
It's very much a selfie of show formats.
Yeah, right?
Everything has to be about me.
I'll talk about me.
You can talk about me.
Well, I'll just talk about me.
Let's do it.
It's a good time.
It's an AMA nonstop.
He talks about how people say that their show is a comedy podcast.
Many podcasts call themselves comedy podcasts.
Oh, this is comedy podcast.
So people go in there expecting I'm going to comedy podcasts. Oh, this is comedy podcasts.
So people go in there expecting, I'm going to get jokes,
I'm going to get laughs all throughout.
But the truth is, as many of these podcasts put themselves
under the comedy genre as a disguise.
It's like, oh, we're a comedy podcast.
We're going to say nothing.
He's describing himself.
He puts all of his shows under comedy.
Like, how dare you?
He's good at getting in front of everything.
He is, you're right.
Diff Ryan's point earlier.
He's just trying to get out in front of it.
He's awesome.
Yeah, I know.
He's amazing.
He really is.
I mean, for all like, you know, I sit there
and I'm like, oh, what a bore is sometimes
and what nonsense. I'm like, what a unique individual. Yes. No, he
is interesting. There's something compelling about him. I keep going back because I enjoy
listening to this show dead bear lounge. Well, just Patrick Michael or just Patrick. Yeah,
I've never really listened to dead bear lounge before. All right. So he's talking about how
he had shows with co-hosts. And then when the co-host moved out of Indiana and got the fuck away from him
It's hard to think and go
He decided that he had to start something different and new and I started other projects when those people moved
It's like I can't it'd be weird to keep doing the show that we started together
I'll branch off
Change the name make a new email address, and then ta-da, new show.
I don't think it'd be weird to continue the show.
I just called Kevin and said, what's the log in for Libsend?
And how do you upload an episode?
Because I'm gonna keep the shit going on the fuck up!
You know, it might be better, PM, to be consistent and continue to put out a show that you do
so people can find it and you can grow an audience.
I don't know.
What do I do?
In focus, focus on one or two.
You don't have to do 20 shows.
I know.
He's doing more shows now than he ever has,
and it's because he's so proud of them.
I'm doing some of the best podcasting I've ever done.
Like, I feel like I'm a part of this for some reason.
More now than I have ever
with any of my shows, even with these other people. Because the difference is, is
the people I worked with before, they had zero interest in podcasting.
Oh, God, that was not my style.
We got another co-host at the door. I don't know why he did that. So, he loves the shows he's doing now with Trey Peacock,
who's a mumbling idiot,
because Trey Peacock's enjoys podcasting,
which means it's great.
The person enjoys what they're doing,
then it must be, must be awesome,
and that's why he's not doing the solo shows as much.
But I'm not against doing a podcast on my own.
I've done it for so long,
and sure there's been ups and downs
Mostly downs
Mostly downs. Well, why would you say that?
I'd love to hear some examples of that
But he still sounds smug when he says it. I know so weird. It the farts out of the middle of no reason? Mostly down.
Fuck you.
Uh, you know, on W ATP, we've come a long way.
You know, when we first started, we didn't have a lot of listeners.
And then we did that vanished podcast.
We're Marissa Jones.
You know, tried to get me fired.
And that was a tough, tough, tough go for me.
That was it down.
That was it down.
That was a down.
I'd call that a down.
A couple more clips here that are fun.
I don't know.
I guess I'd rather have something to say.
Oh, this is going back to talking about these people
who invest $2,000 into their podcasting with them.
And he says, well, I don't have nice equipment, but it's because I have the content. I don't know.
I guess I'd rather have something to say.
And maybe I don't.
Right!
The truth is, he's just figuring that out now.
He's just figuring that out now. Now, Patrick Michael is the king of the side off.
We can all agree he's the best at Eddig his show.
Oh, I don't know what else I was gonna say.
I feel like I've covered quite a bit already in 20 minutes.
Oh, good night.
And then after that, and after that he does that promotion that I played for you earlier
where he's talking about all his other shows and his Instagram handle and where he is on
TikTok.
And then they do a do-you-party promo that's produced and slick.
We might have played this before on the show, but I have to play it again because it's
so fascinating to me that he really thinks this is the show that's gonna be huge. And even the description of it, you're like, who would want to
listen to this? Most of us have experienced a party in one way or the other.
Whether it's a crazy experience that you'll never forget or one that you'll
never remember. Here at Do You Party, we bring in our favorite people and we ask
them a series of questions to find out.
Are they party animals? Were they ever? Such things like, have you ever stolen from a party?
Dude, maybe we keep robbing these girls? These girls are nice, what if we're serious?
Or things like, have you ever party and then had to be around your family?
I don't think there's a person in my family who hasn't seen my nuts yet.
And of course, where's the weirdest place you've pukeed?
I bought it in my mouth.
I keep swallowing it.
Bonnet's followed, Bobbitt's followed.
So with the Do You Party podcast,
you're going to get all of these crazy stories
from all of our favorite people in every episode,
every Sunday.
Follow us on Instagram and Do You Party Pod.
It is a party experience, whether or not you still party,
or whether you're continuously party. This is what party experience whether or not you still party or whether you're continuously
party.
This is my...
Friday, why don't I listen to that?
I mean, you don't party anymore, but you used to, so it sounds pretty sweet, doesn't it?
I gotta tell you, I was out the other night and at a bar, so I do still party from time
with time.
I wonder if I might be able to get on the show.
You...
Oh my God.
You should really put your hand in the ring.
Yeah, why not?
Why not?
Did you steal anything from the bar?
I like it.
Just hearts, baby. Just hearts.
I like, what's the weirdest place you puked as she says in my mouth?
I don't think that's what they meant by that, with that question.
I'm trying. I wonder if Patrick Michael is responsible. I don't think that's what they met with that question.
What are Patrick Michael's responsible?
Where's the most uncomfortable place you've had sex in the bot?
That old gag.
Our buddy, Bro, in the discard used to pull tons of clips of Patrick Michael and put him in the shamest channel.
Well, he was pulling some clips the other day that I thought were interesting.
They're from different shows.
And if you remember, he started the Patreon and he said, I'm not going to talk about the
haters anymore.
I'm not going to talk about what you guys are saying on the show.
If you want to hear that stuff, I'll do it on Patreon.
If you're one of these people that has left a shitty review or shitty comment, at the
Patreon, you'll get that recognition you've been looking for.
Okay, you come over there, you pay that money, you subscribe, and you're doing it for the
nimon of podcast.
Well, guess what?
That's where you're going to see, you're going to hear me talk about the reviews or the
comments.
Okay, so what are you saying there?
He's inviting the haters to give him money and then he'll acknowledge them, right?
Right, okay
Then he goes out a different show to say this
I also got somebody on patreon. This was interesting
I got somebody I get this from time to time
Where I get somebody who's willing to pay money
To send me some shitty message
To send me some and and that's what they do. It's just a direct message. They're
just sending it so I see it. Right. Nobody else is actually just me. They're getting
nothing out of it. Okay. Now whoever this tart is, he goes, uh, for the love of God, at
least get a co-host. You are so painfully unfunny. Uh, when I tried listening to a fucking
14 minute podcast, I thought I was
gonna lose my fucking mind. But I think you misspoke there. You meant to say, I
tried listening to a 14 minute fucking podcast and I decided to pay you money
for your content. Because that's what he did. He paid me three dollars to come
and tell me that shit you told until
I told you to come over my house and then you shut up my house. What did that?
It's worth three bucks if enough people pay you three bucks to be like you suck. I would take that money. Oh my god
Yes, I don't have enough people hating me on our page
I
I'm gonna put it out there if you want to send me really shitty notes and DM them to me
I will definitely see them on patreon. That's the place to do that for sure. All right. It's time for
Bridge of the week. Bridge of the week
This cringe of the week was sent in by Chris with a K and this is from Corolla Classics. It came out on May 2nd of this year, but it's an older episode.
So Corolla Classics is old episodes of Adam Corolla, and they're talking to Ernie Hudson about
Brandon Lee's death while filming the Crow. And Bald Brian is on the show, asked Ernie Hudson about Brandon Lee's death while filming the Crow. And Bull Brian, who's
on the show, asked Ernie a question. And I have a feeling that Adam Crowler was not listening
to his own show. So this is the first Crow, and then he was I think killed on the set of
this at the end of yeah
how insane was that
now it's pretty insane
we're gonna set that day
no no we had dinner tonight before and uh...
yeah
uh... yeah he uh...
one of those
uh... i can't see one of those things because it doesn't it should never happen but
yeah it was uh...
series of weird circumstances and he was gone.
So were you there?
He just said he wasn't.
I'm sorry, wasn't there.
It was literally the question he was just answering.
He was not there.
He had done it with the night before.
No, it wasn't.
Yeah, but what did it look like though?
I mean, what was, what did you witness now?
That's what I wanted.
Anyway, that was a fun little walk.
Because Anna Kroha is not normally the kind of person
who spaces out like that and makes those kind of fuck up.
So that was fun.
Also, I want to mention that I was brought up on Dick Masterson show,
on the Dick show this past week.
They brought in a guy, Big D, a guy who's covered in cysts.
Came on and of course, dickass everyone what makes you a rage?
And apparently I make this guy a rage.
Uh, I don't what makes what makes you a rage?
Does anything make you a rage?
Um, um, so people call on their shots.
So you know, your buddy Carl from more of these podcasts.
Yeah.
He's been going around talking about getting sued by Stuttering John.
He's already comparing it to the lawsuit and he hasn't even been served yet.
Oh, he hasn't really hyped in this.
No, he's really hyped in this shit up.
And I don't know, I don't know if he doesn't even get served.
It's kind of just kind of full flat, don't you think?
You got to get served.
Come on, Stuttering John.
We're in your balls.
I'm still not piping it up so much.
I hope he's doing it to go to him and to serving him
because that would be a hilarious lawsuit.
Yeah, it would be hilarious.
We need lawsuit at 2.0.
Yes, thank you, Dick, for picking up on this.
I've tried to go to him and to suing me.
Yes, he has no case.
It's not really fair because we heard it was coming down the pike.
And that's official terminology.
Coming down the pike, all right.
Now, did he say in rage like angry?
Like what in rage is you?
Yeah, that's what it makes you a rage,
but it means like what pisses you off.
Yeah.
Okay.
All right.
It's kind of like, well, they're familiar.
I've never heard that before.
Yeah, that's what he does at his show
We're gonna bring out a special guest right now if Missy is available speaking of Stuttering John and
lawsuits and all of that stuff I thought we'd bring on somebody who has met Stuttering John is hung out with Stuttering John
To get hurt for something I hung out with him. I felt very forced.
But hi, how are you doing?
Thanks so much for the invite.
I'm not going to be looking at chat during this.
Good idea.
But yeah, thanks so much, man.
Love the show.
It's one of the only few podcasts that's well-produced
that I listen to.
Well, thank you.
So Missy and Joyce poorly produced podcasts that I listened to. Well, thank you. So Missy enjoys poorly produced podcasts.
I missed you.
We actually only have like maybe three podcasts, actually.
I listened to.
Well, we made the list of the top three.
Missy, of course, is Anthony Kumia's girlfriend.
And so that's why you've had a connection with Stuttering John.
I want to play you a couple of clips before we get into.
Now, Missy did an awesome job.
She listened to all of Stuttering are in John shows this past week.
No, I listened to two.
Seriously, if I went any further, it was too much.
Anthony even said he goes, this is the hardest thing I've ever had a watch
since David Pearl's last video.
Okay.
I want to keep it there.
I got to make sure that Brian can hear you.
Okay.
I just.
Hey, missy.
How are you?
Yeah. So I mean, I think there were only two episodes this week, though. Right?
Tuesday and Thursday. I don't know whatever. Yeah.
Right now I keep a taking a look.
You listen to a lot of Stuttering John. And that's commendable. But
before we get into that, I just have a couple of things that I want to play.
The people posted up on our Twitter and, uh,
well, let's get into it officially. Okay, yeah.
Alright, Stuttering John, I don't even know what episode this is from, but he's talking
about somebody asks him if he has any stand-up gigs coming up.
Shitty upcoming comedy gigs.
No, because you know why my agent sucks, and you know, I love him, Dante, but you haven't
booked me shit.
I mean, come on already. Why my agent sucks and you know, I love him Dante, but you haven't booked me shit.
I mean, come on already.
Where'd up good my gigs, your mother.
Dante the comedian, follow him on Twitter and go, why do you book and John gigs? You lazy bastard.
He just told everyone to troll his agent.
I agree. I agree.
I agree.
I agree.
I agree.
I agree.
I agree.
I agree.
I agree.
I agree.
I agree.
I agree.
I agree.
I agree.
I agree.
I agree.
I agree.
I agree.
I agree.
I agree.
I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. So he has no vested interest in keeping John away from all these comedy opportunities.
Right.
It's not like he's turning things down or not making John aware of things that are coming in.
I think it's just hard to get John booked on shows because no one wants to see him.
Missy scene, John, do you stand up comedy before?
Uh, that was the terrible.
It was at the brokerage.
It's one of governor's sister places and I saw him I would say maybe five years ago four years ago. I'm sure that the act has changed a lot since then
No, it's see it really it looks like he just
Recycles everything they're mostly just
dick jokes
How poorly he is at fucking
He used my name in a blowjob joke, which I think later on I realized he might know someone by the name of Missy, but when I first heard that I was like that motherfucker.
Did he do his Kardashian material and you saw him?
Oh my god.
No, I don't even want to know what that is.
He still talks about the Kardashians. Anyway, another clip that I have on here is him talking about Brent
Hattley was supposed to come on his show, but canceled.
But I am going to book guess here's what happened.
I had Brent Hattley booked for beer on the balcony.
Yesterday, Brent did not get back to me.
So I'm like, I called him, I DMed them, no response.
You know, I booked these things weeks in advance. So then I asked them today and he can't do it.
So hey David, correct with the badge. So I was like, all right,
screw it. I asked how if if he could do it today,
and he couldn't, and you know, look,
I'm booking three shows a week with two guests each show,
or sometimes three, sometimes even four,
then beer on the balconies.
But I promise I'll do another beer and a balcony
next week with a prominent comedian. Maybe it'll be Heather McDonnell. Who? Yeah, who's that? Did he have some David Kuresh, like the religious
leader from Waco, Texas? He did. What? What was that? Did anything? Yeah, that's what I heard.
So I went ahead and emailed Brent Hattley,
cause I go, dude, congratulations on blowing John off.
Beer on the balcony, you're gonna be seen by 15 people
at most.
Like, what a waste of fucking dime that is.
And Brent roll me back, he goes,
yeah, man, doesn't he know that I'm a swinger?
And I better think that he's doing a Friday night.
Like, an answer.
Good point.
Good point.
Aside from his malignant narcissism,
Stuttering John is defined by being put upon constant.
Yes. Correct.
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That was not my first time. I've been to Florida like I don't know so many times
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You know get my kids a thing can and you know and Benny look I get all these trolls right and they're oh
You know, we're gonna go there and heckle John. It's like
You know camp these people get lives like what there. Oh, you know, we're gonna go there and heckle John. It's like, you know, can't
these people get lives? Like what? You know, it's like so like, first of all, I don't give
a shit about it. I mean, go ahead and go heckle me. I'll fucking handle you. But it's
weird, man. It's weird, but I had a great time. I killed every show. That's the first
he goes. There's these hecklers that come out to all the my shows and heckling me,
but I killed every show.
And he killed cockroaches.
Because think about this.
I've heard Bill Burr and Greg Fitzsimons
and great comedians talk about shows he do
and they're all the time they'll be like,
I just didn't have it this night
or the audience wasn't with me or,
you know, whatever it is, they know
that not every show is their A game.
John hasn't done stand-up in over a year.
He's finding it's book to go back, he's probably a little rusty.
He's getting heckled and he says he killed it.
I doubt it!
I want to live in the world he lives in where everything I do is awesome.
I know!
I know! Again, it's like Patrick Michael.
I watch him do his show and I know that he sucks at that
and he thinks he's good.
So I'm assuming he also sucks at stand-up and thinks he's good.
You know, I just want to do a conclusion.
He takes his stomach out and show us everybody.
That's not happening.
He lifts his shirt up and he takes his fat fucking gut out
and he just shakes it and then like, like, he does like physical comedy to get a
lap, like it's a desperate, desperate move.
That's a good way to put it.
Yeah, somebody just posted a, a gif of birdcretch shirt.
Yeah, that's a pretty good way to.
Oh, listen, I'm not going to shit talk birdcretch shirt like someone we know.
All right, missy.
Let's get into your clips because you got-
I did my best.
I thought I wasn't sure if they were too much.
Let's get into it.
Where do you want to start?
I mean, let's do it.
Let's do clip one.
Ready when you're not.
Yeah, so he has a guest on.
He's starting up a show.
He's talking to, you know, he does this thing.
Good is gold is here.
Jillian NYC two one two.
Hey mom, you know, he does all that shit,
which is really fun to listen to.
Well, I love the world famous.
I mean, the enthusiasm is there.
Yeah, the, so then he brings on his first guest,
this guy, Zebschulev.
And he doesn't know how to pronounce the guy's name.
So rather than bring him on, like he normally would,
like introducing someone saying hi to them,
he puts them up on the screen before the guy's ready.
And this is the most awkward conversation
to start the interview.
That's why let's,
let me ask my narrative host guest, Zeb.
Oh, wait, what second?
I'm not fully there yet. All right, Zem. Is it
Salab or Salive? Hi. Is it Zem? Salab or Zem? Salive.
Zem, shall live. Why can I hear myself twice?
Shall live. Shall live. I don't know. Do you want to, we want to
want to figure it out? Yeah. I think I know what's going on.
I know what's going to be a lot better.
I'm fine.
I can just hear you.
How you doing, John?
Wow.
He could have cut all that out if he wanted to, right?
It's a two separate conversations.
That's also like, that's the beginning of his show, like actually going that what blew my mind when I first, you know, this is my first time watching it was, he had, I thought I accidentally clicked another video
because he just has that beginning song
by the US singers.
And not only does he play that,
it's like a screen recording of another video.
So you see other YouTube pop-ups in the play window
and the controls all showing.
And I'm like so confused.
I was like, what's going on? Like it was already a mind-fuckery from the controls, all showing. And I'm like so confused. I was like, what's going on?
Like it was already a mind fuckery from the second I clicked it.
And then it's already, I don't know how many minutes it is.
It's like six something minutes.
And I don't know if any y'all know how it works
when you watch a video.
The first 30 seconds is where you really get your views.
So he's probably lost people like well before then
because they're like, what the fuck am I watching?
Like nothing's grabbed me yet. So he's just like we want to help him. We really do. He's just can't. He can't.
That theme song goes out for four fucking minutes. People bitch at me about my old theme song and how long it wasn't it was a little like
but Jesus Christ is four minutes. It's nothing to do with John show. It's just a song.
It's just a song with like really weird imagery
from just like some that of just copyright free video.
It writes.
I always get to start a show with B-roll.
It's so that's what people want to see.
Yeah, he's great.
All right, Missy, we're two next.
We're two we go next.
I mean, I guess I'll still go, I still go down to the, it's too easy.
And I set it up that it is too easy
because I saw the Super Chat and I love John's excitement
and mesmerization of the Super Chat
because not only are they colorful as he loves to talk about,
but they weigh money.
So I saw the Super Chat come up and it said the word naïveety and I was
like, oh, fuck, he's going to have a tough one with that. And I said it to Ant. I was like,
he's he's not going to be able to read that. And he's going to read out loud and first go.
And he does. You called your shot. All right, here it is. Jadal, we got some other things.
You want to work on, you know? You know, I'm going to ask a question and I have a very important question to ask you.
But first, be bucking your things for the 10 bucks.
Deb, who do you think is more responsible for Trump than an I even tell you a mainstream
media or the failure of the security state?
By the way, is that you look like the next James Bond?
Today, Junior, sorry, I'm such a low blow. I know it is, but like, come on.
I got a new thing for trucker Andy, because he likes to troll Chad from time to time.
He should put in superchance with all words that Chad will not be able to pronounce.
That'd be great.
Oh, that's fine. I'm trying to play Scrabble with him.
It's worth five bucks, right?
Play Scrabble with him. It's worth five bucks, right? Play Scrabble with him.
For somebody who's so sensitive about his kids, right?
And the transgender stuff.
Yeah. Like for him to call Donald Trump do-tard,
it's like, dude, you realize that's calling somebody retarded, right?
It's like it's the same thing.
Yes. You're just putting dough in front of it.
But that's not offensive to him.
Oh, everything this guy does.
In fact, this next clip that Missy has plays right into that,
where John is a walking contradiction.
Well, yeah, it's just, you know, what's that?
Like I have to just, it's, it's, it's just hard for me to see what is going on.
And it's hard for me as, you know, look, I'm a liberal, but I'm, you know,
I'm all, I'm, I'm all about peace and acceptance.
What?
Peace and acceptance.
This guy is threatening people all the time.
It's what he's supposed to be showing doing.
I've never seen such an identity crisis case as John Mollandes.
And the other thing too, Brian, is he calls me Carla because that's supposed to be an
insult, but why does gender have anything to do with being it doesn't make it
What are your pronouns, Carl? What are your pronouns? My pronouns are still he
him. I'm weird like that. Go figure. I hope that's on Twitter so everybody knows it's very important.
I'm not even seeing the bell signature. It's on Twitter.
You'll figure it out.
All right, let's see. Keep it going.
All right, let's go. You know, I love when John does glory days and he had on his show from May 4th where he had Ted Blue on and he sheds his glories onto Ted and that's clip 9.
Yeah, this is crazy. I called this one Resume Time. He has to read his resume to his guest.
He has the other problem Ted and like I always say that I'm trying this show the first,
I don't know if you know this, I, I, I, I should just do an entertainment show.
Like, I was on the Howard Sternschild,
I was on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno for 25 years now.
Like, you know, I was, I was the announcer for Jay,
I was a staff writer, and then I pranked the president,
Donald Trump on Air Force One, and it made global news.
I mean, everywhere. with. That's my favorite. It's a constant cry for him to be like, please take me seriously.
Yes. He self sabotages himself like better than he does promote himself. Oh, for sure.
Oh, for sure.
Because I was saying he can say it for us, right?
Well, let's actually show in Clip 10 with John Jockying to be right against a congressman. Okay.
That's a great point.
That's a great point, Congressman.
Then the last thing I'll just say is just something that was really funny to me.
You and I had a disagreement on Twitter
because Pemdos was trending.
And we did.
And for everybody who doesn't know what Pemdos is,
it's the algebraic equation for what you saw first.
And I guess you were right,
although someone broke it down and said,
we were both right,
depending how you're right, the equation.
But it was funny,
because I was so sure I was right until you called me out on it.
Comedy gold. Yeah, good stuff.
So wait, I'm blocked by Centering John Twitter. So I'm missing out on all this basic algebra talk.
That sucks. And I was arguing with a senator about calculus that the first derivative of a
function is the reverse of an integral.
What do we talk about that?
You can't say those words, Carl, stop.
Why are there not allegiance of angry PR people who, who, I mean, people who are mad at their PR people, like a congressman, like, why would you book me on the show? Why would you do that to me?
Like, what's his name? Skyring John. Ted got off. I know like you see he's got his politician face and he's all
upright very. And then as soon as he probably was like, are we off?
Holy shit. What the fuck was that? Never put that in again. Like you know,
for a fact, like he had to confirm that he was off camera to probably deflate
and complete disappointment and discussing.
I'm going to go take a shower after that.
What a waste of his time.
What a super waste of time.
Right.
John, when he talks to these people,
and he's like, especially politics,
because I mean, you know, he's trying to stop Trumpism,
like it's fucking pandemic,
he loves to talk like he's like a miserable housewife,
like on the line of a target with
rollers in his hair going, can you believe?
Like, right.
And this idea that his goal is to feed Trumpism.
He's going about it the wrong way.
He's speaking, he's not debating people who are pro Trump or have different views on him
in any way.
He's just having people on that are all like minded,
talking to an audience that's all like minded
and going, we're gonna defeat Trumpism.
It's not the way you would do that.
And it's not insightful.
It's very, well, what did I say?
Too confident, moron, speaking euphemism,
euphemism's wild, calling me fucking John Melendez.
Speaking euphemism's about politics, it's Melinda's. Speaking euphemisms about politics,
it's just like, you guys didn't know insight,
you have no facts, it's okay to have facts up.
You're like, hey, on this website,
it says that the percentage of this,
so what the fuck are these Republicans talking about?
Like at least have an actual base.
It's just like the view, just bitching, there's no substance.
In fact, they even say things that if they had someone else in the room who could counter
them would be so easy to counter, you talked about the Asian virtue signaling that's happened
here.
I mean, I've been saying this for quite some time.
By Donald Trump calling it the China virus. I knew everybody knew it would cause
anti Asian American violence. And it has. It has. And this has got to infuriate you.
So an Asian gentleman, Nuri Saki, and I don't want to get the politics. I know he's
people, but the people who are violent against Asians
are not Trump supporters. They didn't vote for Trump, all right?
It doesn't appear that way.
It's not like that way.
And like you said, Brian, if you want to pull up some statistics
or I mean, maybe it was Missy.
Pull up some statistics or something,
but you could say like, well, actually,
when you look at the data,
I can't believe the nativity of these people.
Well, I think Missy nailed it.
It's like the guy is just not he's not insightful enough to do the show that he's doing.
Correct.
He should be.
There's no business talking about.
He's no business.
What are I calling it like muttering Melinda's like just sad that.
He should just call the show send me super chats.
It's send me super chats.
The colorful. I love it. I love colorful super chats. Oh, send me Superchats. Send me Superchats, the colorful, I love it.
I love colorful Superchats.
Oh, we got one of that.
He's explaining what Superchats are.
This is a great club here.
Yeah, it's hard for me.
I'm not trying to get people to Superchats me,
but it's hard because there's so much going on.
It'll go so quickly.
But if I get the Superchats,
it comes in a different color and then I could see it, you know, what is the super chat?
That's when they'll send me $20, $10, $5.
Well, they send you a message and it pops up on the screen.
Yeah, and it'll come with it.
Yeah, it'll come with a color and then, you know, a different color and then I'm able
to see it, you know, because ultimately, look, I'm focused on talking to you guys.
I mean, that's essentially, but if there is a lag or something, I'll look over just real
quick and see when somebody's asking, you know, you think he's not getting distracted by
the chat, missy?
Distracted?
Oh my god.
But when he had that, I don't know, he was from West Virginia, ex-military guy.
He, John, you could just see,
and it's not good that this is visual.
He should not have a visual entity of his show.
He see his eyes, but in this dumb-founded side track,
looking at the chat the whole time,
all this guy is talking about fighting in Afghanistan,
trying to kill Ben Laden.
Like, you're like, wow, this guy was in the shit and John's like, uh, there's someone
thank you for the $2.
Yeah, I have that clip.
So this guy, Richard O'Hita, is on.
He's a veteran and he's making some good points.
He's like, why are we even still in Afghanistan?
It's the military industrial complex.
Is the reason why we're there.
And blah, blah, blah.
And yeah, this is, this is John.
He's really paying close attention to the conversation.
You know, we're not there because of the Taliban.
The Taliban can't do shit for us.
They can't do shit to us.
The Taliban is frigging steel party and like it's frigging 1492.
You know, they ain't doing jack shit against us.
But we're there because of frigging
at the military industrial complex
is making this shit ton of money
while we're in Afghanistan. And that's the only reason why we're there.
It's good that we finally have a president that finally says, you know what, I'm going
to end this shit.
And we need to end it.
Yeah.
And thanks, D. World, for the two bucks.
Two dollars.
He goes, he goes, yeah.
And thanks for the two dollars.
The guy's like, passionately saying,
we should be out in Afghanistan.
This guy's been over there.
I was scared of that guy.
I'm watching him and he would like crack his neck
and he, I'm like, I'm scared.
I'm really scared.
He was like a pit bull.
Is it possible, is it possible,
John's associate path?
Like he appears to care about nothing or anyone.
Yes.
Aside from himself.
Does oxygen keep you alive?
Missy actually, I hit a combo with Missy yesterday,
and she got into a little bit of the psychology behind
centering, John, just from her few interactions with him.
Yeah, and then I would just like,
visit like personal interactions.
It's just like watching him. Now, John, Obi and my mother are like the same person.
So I think I have a pretty decent insight on these characters.
And John just has identity issues,
full-blown narcissism,
and he's just constantly battling with himself.
That girl you had Eliza Jordana last week.
Yeah, Alisa, yeah.
She, Alisa, excuse me.
I was getting so frustrated with her insight on John
because it was so, like, she sat, like, it was wrong.
It was almost like way too pittying in a way
where it was just like, you kind of like make exceptions.
It's like when you have a really shitty child
and you just like make exceptions,
that's how she described John.
Well, hold on a second.
I'm gonna cut you off because I think I have some insight
into this.
Alisa wants John to come back on her show,
Kerman and Friends.
She was trying not to burn any bridges.
So that's why she was like,
oh, I love the guy.
He's great.
He's the best.
I don't think she meant that at all.
No, yeah, because I can see that she,
she didn't know how to choose her words.
And I was very like, frustrating, but yeah.
So, yeah, John is just constantly battling with himself.
He's just, which is why he's so incredibly defensive.
He's very insecure on top of being so braggadocious in that way.
And I love when he has to give you so much details
into something, if it is true because he is always
lying to himself and he knows it.
So on top of that, that's why he drinks, right?
You drink because you try to flee the reality of things.
He just knows he's lying to himself all the time.
And it's sad because he just wants to live in his glory days.
Right. I think you're spot on with that.
He even makes every question about himself
when he's talking to his guests.
How does it feel guys?
Because you know, like for me, it was so,
like I never thought that I would ever meet a famous person.
And then, and then suddenly,
I'm interviewing famous people
and meeting them on the Stern Show all the time.
And then suddenly I'm meeting George Clooney
and you know, and all the Jerry Seinfeld
and they're all, hey, John, it's a tonight show.
Oh, that is.
It's so weird.
How does it feel for you guys to do this might as touch?
And then now you're interviewing congressman and senators.
I mean, how does that feel?
I thought it was gonna say cockroaches.
I think you wanted to say me.
Now you get to talk to me.
He's so mean.
His lips were perched like to say me,
but he's like,
go on, go on, go on, sit on the mud on a cockroaches. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Yeah. I love that. perched like to say me, but he's like, G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G- my existence one day. Ditty, Nate. Oh my God.
And I, so, Hill Bragg, right?
So, John will put himself at this high pedestal,
but then he's so quick, like it's just manic.
The way he just digs himself so low
to show how incapable he is,
clip 14 when he's fishing for book advice.
Oh, guys, he's trying to figure out
how to book guess for his show. He's talking to the the Midas touch brothers here. Oh, I wanted to apologize because I was supposed to have I'm doing it later now because I got a gig. So that's why.
And then it was hard.
Like, I don't know, who books all your shows?
Us, so.
And me.
It's just me.
It's the last of the drops.
But then, you know, John is going to jump in,
start talking about how greedy is in Clip 12.
I have to pat myself on the back, guys.
I did a hell of an interview.
Let me just say, I only had 30 minutes
to fit all of those questions in.
And for Stuttara, that's a huge accomplishment, okay?
I give you props, man.
In fairness to John, who else is gonna compliment him?
Good.
Good.
His mom.
It's a vacuum.
It's funny. They're all the time.
He just had a boring conversation with a congressperson about nothing.
Because congresspeople aren't interesting people.
They don't say anything interesting.
It's not their job to do that.
And then he pets himself on the back when the next guests come on.
I just did a great job with my previous cast.
Like, good on you, buddy.
All right.
But it only was because of its, Come on, I just did a great job with my previous cast. Like, good on you, buddy. All right.
But it only was because of its, it's, oh, it's a congressman.
I talk about politics.
Oh, so that, but I do love, if back in clip seven, when,
because John loves to get the first hand accounts of things.
Yeah.
Because he loves that association, because that by association
heightens him. So that's kind of what he's
bragging in with those those two guys. So I love in clip seven where he's like digging for those first
hand accounts. Yeah, well that's the thing. You know, do you know Joe? Have you talked to Joe?
Is anybody rich? Why? Have you asked him?
I have. Well, yes, I have asked him on social media to say that exact thing.
I think the reason is if he were to say that the same thing would happen to him as a list
trainee, the Republican lawmakers would try to take him out as leader. And so he is simply not saying that,
even though he knows it's the truth,
because he wants to cling to power.
What did he, how did he respond to you after you asked him to say that?
So he hasn't responded to me directly.
I know that he has also wafled back and forth on this very issue.
If you look at his statements right around the insurrection,
they are different than they are now.
So it's not clear to me what he actually believes.
Well, as my mom asked, say hi to my mom, Oster Ted.
Hello, mom.
It doesn't look like this is the interview he's patting himself on the back for, by the way.
This is the interview is paying us off on the back for by the way. Did you, did you talk to that person?
I tweeted at them.
And what do they say?
They didn't respond to it.
Okay.
He's a real insider infoner.
Oh, run.
Hot dick, hot dick.
Uh, let's talk about movie history with Stuttering John Bolandas.
You know, younger people don't understand.
When we were kids and the first star was came out,
we had to wait three years until the next installment.
So when Empire Strikes Back came out
and we found out, well Darth Vader says that he tells Luke
that he's his father.
We had to wait three years to find out if it was true.
Where now all the kids can find out,
just like because they started episode one,
they already know, kills the whole surprise.
That was the best surprise since the planet of the AIDS.
There is one or one.
And are the six cents.
Why does Johnny proof about what Darth Vader said to Luke?
Like it was never proven.
We just were like, fuck, that's true.
All right, let's go.
Yeah, that's true.
It wasn't like, well, we'll find out in return of the Jedi
if that was true or not.
Like they kind of confirmed it.
The Empire where he's going, father and then he,
you know, whatever, whatever.
My favorite part about that clip was the very end.
When he tries to pronounce the words sixth sense.
The sixth sense.
What the fuck?
The sixth sense.
There's so much saliva, this guy's not a full time.
That's another thing with him that I noticed.
So like I've only listened to him, right?
Like with you guys, like with your show and everything recently, but he is his face just leaks.
It's a good way to put it. fucking head his drool like I'm just like what he's always wiping his face his hair and I don't give it to John at least he has a decent head of hair so good on you.
He's a very sweaty man and there's a fan blowing on him I don't think his AC works which is not good in
L.A. but what are you gonna do? What gives it away that he has a fan on is it the dangling hair that constantly months out of his head? Yes, that's that's what gave it away to me.
He picked up on that too, I assume.
No, God, it was so distracting.
So John had to move his show because he's a substitute teacher
or whatever he's doing now as his other job.
He's all proud of he has to move his show.
He records later in the day now.
And because of that, it's cutting into his happy hour.
But that won't stop
John. He's got the might as touch brothers on. And as soon as it hits five, he pulls out
a beer.
Oh, that's a whole that's okay. It's five o'clock. What does that mean? Happy hour. Happy
hour.
Happy hour. Hey, I got a sparkling water. I'll join you.
Skull.
He pulls out his cords.
They were sitting next to him the whole time.
He had it ready to go.
Ready, lock and load in.
It's like five o'clock. Yes.
I can start drinking now.
I get a generate.
I love it.
But he's never drank out the job before.
And how dare I say that?
Well, because you don't want to loss it on your hands. Oh, wait. That's great. I do want to lawsuit. So what's
please keep? How long does it take to write up? Anything. Sorry, sorry, Brian.
That's a good. Yeah, I was just wondering like, I mean, he said he was going to
serve you some time ago. Like, how long does it take? That's a great question.
It shouldn't take that long. I would think so.
I would think it's almost like it's not going to happen.
It's almost like it's just another one of these threats that isn't real.
Right.
To try to get me to stop talking about them. I don't know.
Is John known for following through?
No.
I remember when he was doing his podcast with Royce.
We pointed this out years ago.
He goes, you know, we're gonna have a whole morning show.
It's gonna be just like a regular morning show of a news person on and we'll have different
segments.
And I'm like, at that time, because there's no way it's gonna happen.
He would just do it.
He wouldn't be talking about it.
He would just do it.
Wait, who else does that?
Someone they like talk about what they're gonna have.
I don't know.
I don't know. I think it's gonna be a great show.
I think they were on Westwood One Months.
Or they also had this amazing show,
Open Anthony, I don't know.
I don't know you're referring to.
I might have some clips of that person later
out of the show when I'm not sure about that.
If you remember my memory, that'd be cool, yeah.
I'll send you a note afterwards.
The other thing that I love about settering John is his misunderstanding of how time zones
work.
Very well documented out there, Joe.
And he's taking credit for explaining it to his mom.
I'll be back on Thursday at the same time at four PST.
Let's try and explain to my mom, PST, what? Pacific Coast time. That is not what PST trying to explain to my mom PST what?
Pacific Coast time that is not what PST stands for and he's wrong. It's P D T as
Croge would tell you it's so fucking frustrating when this guy's like he never understands time zones He always gets it wrong and then he's like yeah to tell my mom what PST is and he's still wrong
Well today John was supposed to be on it too, right?
So Eastern time.
So I turned it on to see he didn't come on until three.
He had like people waiting in the chat room for an entire hour today.
Those poor trolls.
I'm sure good as gold is so much better things to do than wait around for an hour.
Not real.
In the super chat, let's say you ask him a question that's like offensive to him.
And he's like, I'm not reading that.
Do you still pay or does he kick the money back?
Oh, really?
Yeah, the money goes through and then you'll probably get blocked.
It's what I was saying.
Great return.
It's my good system. So he brings on Richard O'Hita. And of course,
right out of the gate, there's technical issues and he's blaming his
guest for the technical issues, which is always fun. And then he goes into an
ad read that is seamless. This guy has a pro. He's been doing this a
long time. He's a broadcaster. So it's just perfect.
You're born.
All right, Richard. I think that's your phone.
Is it making the crappling the cracking noise again?
Yeah, it is.
But my phone wasn't doing that.
Something's cracking over there.
I don't hear it now.
I don't hear nothing now. I don't need that. Wait, every time
you move it, it kind of does that. Is that your phone or your computer? I'm on a phone.
This guy's hilarious. It's that freaking phone. Hold on. Okay.
Oh, good.
That's the wrong one.
Hold on a second.
I got to find.
I have so many, so much copy on my desk.
Again, I thought it was a cockroach.
It's not an e that we're the hell.
Hold on, Richard.
Where the hell did I save this one?
Oh, this has got to be it.
Oh, I'll read this. Oh, yeah, this is it.
Bedonlines.ag is the fastest and easiest way to bet on all your sports action.
Can you be less organized? Did you hear the error of victory when he found it?
Oh, yeah, I'm a pro.
He's like the personification of discombobulated.
Yes.
You can't say that word either. The thing that blows my mind though, John is like, at the, I want, I wanted to, there
was two things I would love to make a super cut off is when in his, in his shows, he will
always like try to, you know, he's always thinking of the question as he talks.
We know that. Yeah.
But he also loves to start it with like that.
You know, I don't understand.
And so he says that so many times.
What I just understand is these Republicans.
Yeah.
I just can't say that.
And then my favorite, honestly, is the end.
I mean, we all love it when it ends, but he doesn't even finish his kakia.
Oh, I know. I think that's a complete disservice to the viewers. And I mean, we all love it when it ends, but he doesn't even finish his kakia.
Oh, I know.
I think that's a complete disservice to the viewers.
And it's just like, kakie.
He's a little trigger happy with his close button finger on this one.
So I will see you all here on Saturday.
This is Stuttering John saying, kakie.
I think I like that better than the real one. We should use that as our side off
for the creep off from now on. Maybe his neighbor's internet suddenly went out. Yeah.
All right. I just have one more clip on here from from Stuttering John and this is just again more irony.
Wow, so much fun.
What a great guy, man.
I just, you know, I love having these guests on
because they're so smart and we learn
and that's the whole point and we have to stay strong.
I liked his message there.
You know, we can't be the victim here.
We all have to be strong together
Chad is always the victim
I like his message. Don't be the victim and also stop trolling me all the time
I got these guys. I just keep trolling me. Oh
Missy anything else that you've observed from your times playing poker with a jet or I'm just going to be playing with you. Oh, missy.
Anything else that you've
observed from your times playing
poker with a job or hanging out
at the time.
I've only played poker a few times
at the boys when they come over.
Most of the time I like to cook
so I'll cook them food and feed
them.
So I play host. But when John did come over, it was quite the, uh, because I just, hey, how are you doing?
He definitely has the classic Napoleon complex because he is very uncomfortably short and
like, roton.
So, and he's oddly lengthy too.
I, I mean, in my Twitter fudes with him at the time, I don't have Twitter anymore, but he's
just a toad. I think he's a toad. And I hate John. I really do. I really don't like him at all.
And like I that's my own personal issue with him for like what he's done. But I just
like think he's just incredibly rude, desensitize from just regular social interactions. And he will, he, but he always just,
because he's so self-absorbed when you're talking to him, he's just constantly in the,
the tune of, do you know who I am? And that's all you get from him. And, but then it's also like,
he'll do self-deprecating humor, which isn't like, you know, Jimmy,
nor in self-deprecating, like at least that's like,
Jimmy owns it.
He doesn't own it because if you bring it up,
he will immediately defend against it.
So he is the most complex creature out there.
Next up, that guy, OP.
Oh, that might be the name.
I couldn't think of it.
Yeah, it's pleading.
Yeah.
But, you know, but John, I don't know.
I just don't think John's a good person.
I'm sorry.
I just don't, and I don't know, I'm apologizing.
But he just is not, he takes advantage of his friends
who do put out money for him.
One of the guys that actually comes and plays poker with Anthony a lot, he, he's a friend
of his and he's asked him for hundreds of dollars.
And so I'm sure the dinner that he went out to, at the end of one of his shows two days
ago, I'm sure wasn't on his time.
Oh, I'm sure it was otherwise.
He wouldn't be going out for dinner.
I would have brought more times. I agree. John has a very like, do you know who I'm going it was otherwise he wouldn't be going out for dinner. I would have brought more times
I agree John has a very like do you know who I am attitude when really it should be do you know who I was?
Currently supported he has nothing in here He's like living off the fumes of it and it's it's sad and he knows it though
That's the sad part is that he deep down knows it, which is why he's constantly lying to himself
and he heavily drinks.
And he's also in an incredibly lightweight
because his lips get very loose
if you notice the first, like the end of that first drink he has.
Yes, although he was able to drink all of your tequila though.
He did drink like that.
So that's like how he even got talking to him, right? Cause like I went downstairs, like drop off a plate of food and
you know like, oh, hey, how you doing? And you just want to do shots and it's like,
all right. So we go to the bar section and we sat there and have a shot. But I just,
I do remember like like as this is six plus years ago, I would say, that this encounter happened.
And I do just, I can't remember verbatim of his words,
but I just remember feeling very uncomfortable.
Like does he know that I'm Anthony's girlfriend?
Like he didn't care.
It was just like, you're a female.
I'm gonna fucking flex and shit.
Yeah, people wanted the chat,
I don't know if he hit on you at all.
He was hitting on, like he was,
he was absolutely hitting on me,
but it wasn't anything that like was outrageous,
like no breaching or anything,
but it was, I do remember,
like if it was like, oh,
we should have a drink sometime,
but like, has he always throws that out?
Chrissy may have got it.
Yeah.
Oh, Chrissy wanted to know,
I was talking to Chrissy the other day.
She wanted to know if you ever found the shorts
that were taken from your home.
She's hilarious.
Yeah, no, see, yeah.
Whenever you're like, there's parties here,
like things go missing.
But yeah, I had a pair of shorts.
I just, I, but to answer no.
Yeah, I never found them.
Sounds like a good party if you're losing shorts afterwards.
I was in there that's the crazy part.
I was actually in Ocean City, Maryland with my best friend celebrating her birthday.
So I wasn't even there.
Um, and I remember I forgot them when I left because I remember I was driving
and going fuck I wish I had those shorts.
But yeah, we don't know where they are.
Now this fun story that if you weren't there I have found it.
Yeah, it's not this fun of a story.
It really is just one of those like shit with the fuck,
but hey, it is.
Missy, thank you so much for coming on the show
and talking about our friend, Sutter and John.
I've enjoyed this conversation.
He's so special.
I don't know if I hope to see him again soon.
I don't know.
Be fun.
Yeah, right? I can come back on the show.
I did.
Right. Exactly.
Please videotape.
But if you do, uh,
you got that picture.
I said, sorry, cut you off, but you do have that picture.
Uh, I sent you and that is from my camera role, unfortunately.
Yes.
It's pretty.
If you're, I, uh, I welcome you to post it if you want the original and
the beautiful Photoshop version.
I think I did put that in the starting John channel, but that was a while ago. I'll pop it back in there again.
Let me make the rounds. Anything that you want to plug, Missy?
Nothing. I mean, hey, listen, I am a dork who I do do twitch every once in a while.
And my Instagram is MissyNYC. And I work for a company that helps you get really good sleep. It's called newcom and you see a lm
And yeah, it's a 30 minutes to get you four hours or store of sleep. So if you're
If you want to take a nap, this is a way to do it and but that's in my link on my Instagram
So go ahead and you can find it there
Excellent. We will check that out. Thanks again for your time, Missy.
And I really appreciate you.
I really appreciate you watching so much of Stuttering John this week.
I don't know how you did it. Well done.
Yeah.
Thanks.
Yeah.
All right. The great Missy bride.
Do you have a minute to talk about Opie's latest revelation?
Oh, I have several minutes to talk about Opie's latest revelation.
Oh, I have several minutes to talk about.
Oh, good.
Oh, man, put the band.
Oh, man, put the band.
Put the band.
Put the band.
Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.
So Opie's doing this thing called, let's have a beer. It's very similar to beer on the balcony
For some reason, but he does this show. I think it's Friday happy hour time and he drinks a beer and
He's gone beyond just interacting with his chat. He's actually bringing people on on
video
As if they're like celebrity guests,
but it's just like creamy butters and like just as fans
come on the show, it's bizarre.
It's kind of used to talk to movie stars.
Now he's talking to creamy butters.
So he came out and he had this revelation
that he wanted to get out there.
Something he's never talked about before.
And it was all about when Anthony was fired
from the OPEN Anthony show, going back to 2014.
So I'm actually pulling clips from Anthony's show,
talking about OP's show.
And this first one is Anthony,
just with a brilliant observation.
I thought this analogy was spot out.
He's talking about how OP used to get people fired or removed
from the show by throwing them under the bus to management. And Anthony saw this
happen quite a bit where you'd have producers and different people and because
OP was trying to protect himself, he would always say, well, this person's the
one who's fucking everything up. So, you know, obviously you can't blame yourself,
so you just got to look around you.
It's got to be someone else. And eventually it was me. I was the guy that, thank God, I got myself
fired. Let's just get rid of him and now's my chance. Now, like fucking daffy, like daffy duck
and bugs bunny. Remember when bugs are just peek out the curtain and everything's like,
Remember when bugs are just peek out the curtain and everything's like
And then daffy it looks out and the applause would just stop
And daffy's like tap dance with all and nobody's
Critic
That's kind of all be felt
That was a spot out you guys know what he's talking about, right? I do, yeah. But I'm old.
It's fucking classic. Yeah, that's not a reference for anyone under 46.
Right.
That's why I love Anthony Show.
It's like he's right in that same touch tones.
It's like bang, bang, bang.
Like I'm like very close to his age.
So everything he talks about, I'm aware of.
Everything from 1975 to about 92.
Right, exactly.. Right exactly.
All right, so these playing an opi clip where he's going to give the great reveal here.
When Anthony got fired, you know, they really wanted me to continue with a co-host.
They didn't think Jimmy could cut it.
Oh, please, please pause. Right there. They didn't think Jimmy could cut it. Oh, Jimmy,
who's still over there hosting the show, name on the marquee being paid by serious XM for years now even years since you've been fired.
So OP comes out and says they wanted to get rid of Jimmy too and bring in another comedian
to co-host with me the talent Greg OP Hughes and Anthony brilliantly points out there's no way
that's true because Sam got that uh not Sam but Jim got the job with Sam to take over the morning slot
So it doesn't really make sense that that would be the case. I listened to the last episode of the OP show
in preparation for this and
He likes to believe that or so he says he went to bat for this one and he went to bat
It was all behind the scenes now. There's proof of this. Right. And as Anthony points out, he's watched
how he treats co-workers. He's never going to bat for anyone. He's always thrown everybody
out of the bus. So it doesn't make sense that he would do that. He also had an interesting
observation. I didn't pull clips of this, but he goes, I, he, Anthony said, I don't think
Opie is lying. I think he's changed the story in his own head
and believes what he's saying.
He brought up a point where management came in,
they wanted to do this bit,
they wanted to get permission.
Management came in and they said,
like, we talked to the lawyers, you guys can't do it.
Opie goes on the air the next day and goes,
and the management came in and they were screaming at us.
You can't do that shit, guys. What's wrong with you?
And Anthony's like, what are you talking about?
That's not what happened at all.
It's just like, he embellishes things.
And then when he talks about it,
it's not even a reality anymore when he goes through it.
And I did get a nice little compliment from Ant.
Now, here's the thing with OP.
I'm gonna give you a little inside,
because I know him very well.
I know the Opster and the way things and everything.
Not as much as Carl from who are these podcasts.
He seems to know OP much better than I do.
Sorry, I know he's joking,
but I will say that when you listen to as much OP as I have,
I don't think anyone else is doing that.
You do get to know the guy a little bit.
So here it is.
Here's the clip with Opie's big reveal
of something he's never told anyone before.
They offered a comedian that definitely did the show a lot
back in the day.
One million dollars co-hosts to show with me
after he left.
And they said no.
And the comedian said no, because he was too scared of the backlash he would receive in the comedy community and from Anthony himself.
He said no to one million dollars.
Okay.
So I hope you're following this at home everybody.
What he's saying is that this comedian was offered
a million dollars to co-host a very popular morning show
that's national.
Now any comedian would want a platform like that
because then you could also sell it all your shows
when you travel around the country.
I mean, obviously Jim Norton's done really well
for himself with that.
And he says, they said no because of the backlash from the comedy community and potential
backlash from Anthony himself.
Does that make any sense?
None, none whatsoever.
What comedy community be like, why did you get take that job?
What's wrong with you?
It's like, Anthony was the guy who was on the out.
He was the guy who like had those racist tweets and, you know, there's still guys like Bill Burr who won't do Anthony show because of that.
But Opie saying that I don't know, maybe there was like some kind of stink on the show from
Anthony that these people don't want a million dollars and an awesome gig because of that.
It could be like I don't want to watch my career tank by teaming up with fucking Opie.
Yes. Right. Right.
That would make a lot more sense.
OP seems very difficult to deal with and work with.
That might be a better reason to do it.
So then Anthony explains who that comedian was.
It's such utter bullshit.
And it is brewer, by the way.
That was offered a job. Now the million dollars, the Jimmy thing, I think they wanted to bring him in with Jimmy,
like kind of replace me and have that still, you know, the, the, the former serious guy
too. Yeah, yeah. Brewer'd been on serious, so, you know, that,
but I know again, Brewer probably was just like,
I ain't fucking doing a show with this guy.
Like he knows what a pain in the ass he is,
and a backstabber and fucking, you know,
sell y'all to the, to management in a second.
Oh Anthony, hey, you're here. You
fucking asshole. Yeah, I walk in as five after six. Hey,
Anthony, what's up traffic? So you had a fucking say it on my
so now I got a beard for management. Just a fucking what a douche.
What a fucking douche.
So I did pull this as an ISO by the way.
What a douche.
What a fucking douche.
That's a good one right there.
Pup that back on the board.
All right, very good.
So Garrett, the producer of the Anthony Kumia show,
actually had a little bit of inside information
on this on Jim Brewer.
So I got some inside information that Brewer wasn't scared.
He just lived in New Jersey and was kind of getting into religion and didn't want to come
into the city every day.
Oh, interesting.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, scared of the backlash.
So Brian, you can relate to this. Living in New Jersey.
You're not wanting to travel into the city every day.
Oh, yeah. There's nothing better than sitting home just doing it on your laptop.
And honestly, Jim Brewer, I don't know the guy personally.
I've heard him on a lot of shows. I've heard him on Stern and Open Anthony and Joe Rogan recently.
And I've seen him do stand up. He is a family guy. Like he puts family before career. He took care of his
dad with Alzheimer's for years. It kind of makes sense that he'd be like, I can't do a morning
show. It's going to be getting up at 3 30 a.m. every day and driving into Manhattan and you know,
it makes makes kind of sense that he would say no to that.
If I were Opie, I would be offended because it's like, wait, it's not worth a million dollars
to do a show with me.
Well, it is.
He was saying he doesn't know if it was a million dollars.
Right.
That's true.
I'm making that shit up because serious like Sam is going to try to get a discount.
I got a bargain, right?
Yeah, that would make sense.
I don't know.
I have one more clip from this segment of the Anthony Kumio show on compound media
And this is they're watching the clip of Opie with creamy butters and some other guys some other random dude
Talking to Opie and this is aunt and Garrett talking about creamy butters
Look at that fat Dolce face. She's like wow
Wow
That's creamy butters.
Fuck creamy butters in his face.
Fuck him in his dumb fat, fuck face.
Blommy, creamy butters.
This looks like all he eats is creamy butters.
He always tweets like, what a great podcast for OP radio.
And then it always just has one retweet.
OP never even favors it.
He just retweeted.
It's embarrassing.
Creamy butters indeed.
The distinct.
That was pretty fun indeed.
Love it.
All right.
So yeah, we got to get caught up more with this new OP show format.
Let's have a beer.
I'm going to be tuning into that a little bit and checking that out for sure.
Brian, what have we done today?
Oh boy.
Oh, we did it. Oh, we did it.
We talked about Patty Broken Skull.
Boy, I like it. We did it all.
We talked about Patty Broken Skull, the Dix show.
We talked about Kurola Classic,
Stuttering John with Missy B.
That was fantastic.
Anthony talking about Opie Radio.
So you know what that means?
It's time for everybody's favorite part of the show.
Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy.
Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy.
Roachy, Roachy, Roachy, Roachy.
Roachy, Roachy, Roachy. Roachy, Roachy. This is the part of the show. The T-Series. The T-Series. The T-Series. The T-Series. The T-Series.
The T-Series.
The T-Series.
The T-Series.
This is the part of the show.
We'll be doing a next week's W-A-T-P.
And I don't have a clip this time.
But I do have something fun to tease.
I will not be here.
I am taking the week off.
I have handed the keys to the car over to Kaya and Doug
from who's right once again to do the show for
me. Oh, jeez. That's your askin' for it. I am asking for it. They're the ones who brought
us maps IRL the last time I did this. So I can only imagine they haven't told me what
podcast they'll be reviewing, but I can only imagine what that's going to be. So that should be fun.
Brian, I am so glad you came back on the show. I was thinking when I was goofing on
cell volcano a little bit a few months ago, like, oh shit, am I burning bridges right now with my
buddy Brian? And then I texted you and you took a day to get back to me, like, oh,
yeah, I heard that. I thought it was pretty funny.
Sounds a good sense of humor.
Okay.
So I'm sure he can roll with it.
I'm glad to hear that.
But I want to thank you so much for coming on the show.
And I want to tell people to check out, tell them Steve Dave, wherever you get your podcasts.
And of course, you guys have a killer Patreon.
Yeah, we do.
All right.
Yeah, what are you doing on Patreon these days?
We do a lot of video these days like more so than just the podcast like anything we want to do
like we dress up like kiss we dress up like a six million dollar man and big foot like it's just
whatever we want to do we just do it and hope people like it. Which member of kiss do you
dress up as? I'm Gene. Okay. All right.
That's good.
Fire breather.
Luxe litter.
I was hoping it was going to be Peter Kress
because then I'd want to see a image of that
just to give back to you.
Awesome.
Well, and you're also on compound media
and would you kindly with Eric Nagel?
Yep.
The mighty Iraq.
The mighty Iraq.
So, uh, I...
One third, if I can drop a third plug, please. And this is not a personal thing.
For anybody who is a WATP fan, you should be on Patreon, dude, your content week after week,
I love it. Thank you, buddy. Some of the best money I spend. I really appreciate that. We do
try to put on some of our best shows on Patreon. I think some of them are like this last one we just
did the show in tell episode with
corrosion Andy.
I was your guy.
That was awesome.
That came out.
Yeah, thank you.
Yeah.
So I appreciate that.
Ryan, you're, you're a good guy.
You're a good egg as we say around here.
Nice.
Don't be a stranger.
Please come back.
What's your having me?
Yeah, no doubt.
Please, join us again next week.
It might be the episode we'll refine out once and for all.
Who are these podcasts?
Sleep well every pony
Great show good job everybody great job everyone I'm gonna do shit. What a fucking douche. What a fucking douche.
Who gets a shit who gets a fuck?
Yeah, stupid dumbass.
Cheers, boys.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Cheers. Cheers. You're not Carries Met.
No one's hoping there was gonna be both scenes.
You know, who are these?
Podcasts.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't get it.
Makes no sense. The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The the The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The the The The The The The The The your show to prepare. Fuck him. Hestia is the best-e-a response.
Bro, you act like most of the co-hosts care enough to prepare.
Only regulars like Kroge, Kaya, or either Doug's, as well as a very few amount of other co-hosts
care enough to prepare.
Uh, look here, Manopinds.
Oddly enough, most of those guest co-hosts suck fucking shit too.
Lucky Noren points out, can't believe so many people actually give a shit about how much prep was done for the podcast review.
It's been the most boring part of the show for H's now.
Your wife's BF wife's BF states,
Shule is Bizarreau Kevin, neither of them prepare, and they both do voices.
Curly for TDS replies,
Kevin is actually funny though.
Cockroach farmer posits.
Shule can get fucked.
I'd rather have Chad back.
It's the Chiz, yeah, rights?
Just started listening, and Shule is ruining it for me.
Carl, keep this dick off your show, please.
Shureads of Shagran authors, please Carl, don't let us become the dick show.
Betanil Pee Ponders, I'm not sure Carl knows he can cut out the part where he goes to the
toilet instead of playing some random music.
For fuck's sake, at least take a microphone with you while you go pee and record a new
pee pod episode.
Daggitus Morns, RIP Wesley Willis, you were too good for this world.
Can an ev inevitable 1242
response? I'm happy that Carl was bullied into playing him on the show.
Artistic passenger 529 complains. Carl is bringing down the podcast with his radio
talk. I think you should start another podcast talking about all this boomer
radio drama and other stern shit. It's getting kind of boring now when he gets into that stuff.
But V420 says, speak for yourself.
I love it.
An educational floor 4931 plays us out with the surprising,
great episode, thumbs up and mochi.
The Sun lights up.
So lights up.
Vick, how you doing?
All right, so I've awarded out a little secret right now.
It is Vic.
It is Vic.
She's sleeping.
She messaged me earlier.
She said she got her second shot and that she's, she's feeling out of it.
Entire.
She wasn't sure if she felt like I'm out of the show.
And now she's sleeping on the show.
This is crazy. everybody be quiet. This is amazing.
I'm gonna turn her up. I thought you were trolling me. Nope. That's that's a big snoring.
Best appearance yet. Still more energetic than Casey.
Yeah, she's doing a Casey impression.
Wait, I want to hear her wake up.
Vic, Vic.
Are you back here?
Mm.
Oh, this is fucking funny.
Oh my god. So I told her, I said, oh, that her I said that's fine enough you for not feeling up to it
But I'll be on the lookout for you and if you're there. I'll pop you out of there apparently
Apparently she fell asleep while listening to the show which is not a great endorsement, but
All right, well, I guess we'll just slam through some voicemails. Let's say five stars one star one star five stars. Very good. Okay. Let's
Hello, let's slam through some voicemails and a big wakes up. I'll keep her on. Okay.
Well, let's do her star. She wakes up. Then we'll do reviews. How do you say I'm Mike snoring. It's impressive. Hello. Hello. This is too much
fun. I was almost hoping that Brian would hang out. What do you gotta go? Okay. All right,
let's get to the voicemailsails. I was starting with this one.
Nate Collins started going through the creep off.
It's a pretty good show.
I really like the theme song, and it's got me wondering, when is your other show going
to get a cool Isos Hope theme song?
It's talking about the Peepod baby.
What's the second Isos Hope's going to do a song about?
I'm talking to pissing into a toilet and reading out anchored on FM.
All I'm saying is I think it's worth a go.
All right. Let's check out the new album that you can find.
If you go to the isotelps.com, click on store.
You'll get to our bandcamp page.
And then on our bandcamp page page you'll find our new album
with band camp which is kind of under the music category. It's called pick your brains
It's not under comedy and maybe this could be the new the new theme song for
For Peepot for a P-pad. Or maybe not, I don't know. What do I know about anything?
Uh, yeah, if I didn't wake up, Vic, I don't know what's gonna do it. Vicki there. Hello?
Carl, you stupid fucking asshole. Oh my god, you know what I didn't talk about yet gonna do it. Vicki there. Hello. Kroge, you stupid fucking asshole.
Oh my God, you know what I didn't talk about yet?
We're going to Chicago.
Oh yeah, I brought it up on our Patreon episode.
August 28th, we'll be able to check out
who are these podcasts live.
I've already confirmed Andy Kroge,
Jen from the Jinguist Department,
producer Chris, myself,
hmm, Vinny's a possibility.
Doug from whose right is a possibility.
I'm back in.
All right.
So that's gonna be a lot of fun.
We'll have ticket information for you guys soon.
And it's a suburb of Chicago, Sir Ben Ross.
It's not actually in the south side of Chicago, fortunately for us. All right.
Now, we talked about this new show format. We want to do the apology podcast. Yes. I think
it's, I really do think it's a good idea. Thanks. Carl, if you're going to apologize
for something every week, go to apologize for being an ice. Apologize every week for
that fucking music episode. Kill yourself. Bye. All right. Fair enough.
Someone's saying we're going to be in Lombard, Illinois.
Is that right?
How do you know that?
Did I?
Oh, I talked about the venue, didn't I?
It's not.
It's what it means to know we're fucking near Chicago.
It's a suburb.
It's right outside.
It's right outside of Ohio.
Come on.
We talking about.
There you.
It's not an hour away.
It's not a fucking hour for Chicago. There you stop
for spreading fake news on this show, sir. All right, Guy from Buffalo. What's
talking about, Vic? Hey, what's up, Carl? The guy from Buffalo called in
last week and fucking went off on Vic. It's middle of it was a little harsh, but I still stand by the sentiment.
Anyway, I thought it was funny
because as soon as the voice was done playing,
she said, I liked him better than a fat trucker.
Well, Vic, I got bad news.
I'm overweight and I drive dumb trucks
for a living you fucking cut.
So take your pick later.
Looks like fun.
Okay.
All right. All right. That's a con
That's someone who's not a fan of Vic although after this appearance might change his mind. I have a feeling
All right another voice mail about I mentioned that I used to have a couple dozen friends who all listen to Howard Stern this person does not believe me
Carl Annick totally Carl is going to come bullshit anecdotally. Years ago you were talking with over two dozen friends about whether or not they signed
up for Howard Stern.
No fucking way you had two dozen friends.
Let's go find yourself.
Call me back.
I love you.
I mean, it's possible.
I've played it like seven bands at one time before.
So it's possible. But've played it like seven bands at one time before, so it's possible.
But all right, Tucker Dixon called in.
Hey, Carl Tucker Dixon here.
Oh, man, really, truly, come on, man.
You gotta listen to the podcast.
You f-h-how?
I've never stopped listening to your podcast before,
even with Zuma, at least he was animated.
But oh man, yeah, they're kind of sucked.
Oh, as you'd pissed if you made me listen to this.
Oh man.
The only thing funny he said was over and over again.
Nothing at all of the limits!
That kind of made me laugh.
Man, not getting these lazy fucks on their car all.
Anyways, coming back, talk her out.
Listen, it was a sophomore slump.
I still think Shuley was funny on the show.
I know everyone wants to pile on it.
Oh, he's not even funny.
He's a funny guy.
I wish he had to listen to the show,
but I'm not gonna pile on him.
We're asking to do a lot of homework here.
So just...
Oh, he's still...
You too?
Oh, sorry. Sorry.
Sorry.
Everyone's found a sleep out.
All right.
So I've been talking about my new equipment.
I'm speaking into an lecture voice, RE 20, very fancy microphone.
And people are excited about it.
Yes, Carl.
Your audio sounded way better than usual.
Thanks to your awesome new equipment.
Me and everyone else who
listens to you with our shitty car speakers at $5 a year but totally hear the difference
dude. Say job, tell me back. Fair enough. I also have to condense the file size quite a
bit which has a lot of loss. Let's do that. Hey Carla, this shitty ass episode you just
recorded last week, like you start off the episode with Shulie saying that you sit even bothered to listen
to the fucking show.
What the fuck is that?
You literally have to listen to a podcast.
I don't understand how you can't fucking do that.
And then you all like jerk each other off for like two hours talking about, like comedians
talking about comedy.
There's nothing I care about less in the entire world than comedians talking about comedy. I don't fucking care and that's all that
Julie is capable of talking about and you always talk about how you actually
like put effort into editing your show. I can't fucking tell because you have
to get up and take a piss for three minutes in the middle of the show. God damn
just cut the shit. Cut that shit out of the final cut at least. Jesus Christ don't
call me back
I heard this a lot
I thought that Rocky Roman down was a fun song, but it did drag quite a bit
There was a long section in there was the jam version. Yeah, I was a little bit much so my apologies for that
All right, what else going on here guys? Hey Carl?
Which press house coffee do I buy to vote for Dorkels is the best review girl. I mean I haven't seen any pictures of them as
the farm animal but you know hold them out for some feet picks. Call me back.
Dorkel feet. Like just giant clown shoes. That's funny. I like that idea
I'll get press house to get on that all right. Here's someone who loves Vic. Hey, Carl and crew It is your friendly neighborhood now and I'm spread west here. I've finally got some fucking internet
Carl just called to say that
You're like I look like fucking shit, but good show that good show and
I also call because I got a confession.
I'm very horny for Vic. I love that dumb fucking voice.
Apparently your ass is pissed up.
Tip fucking tops, though. Oh, let's go on a fucking date or something in the forest.
You know, we can barbecue a fucking, uh,
whole sphere of fucking platypus. We can barbecue that little little con you can give me a handy under the blanky.
Jesus. Around the half bar.
Nice.
Anyway, side cakes on.
Haste in the middle.
It's more.
Well, hopefully Vic wakes up so that she can take you up on that fine officer.
You know what I should have played is we were I was playing the band camp you can now buy the new isotopes album
You can download the digital
Album from band camp for five dollars and I was mentioning that when we're talking about band camp
We should have band practice guy promoting it and he did send that into me. Oh good
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I know what you're gonna ask. I know what you're gonna ask.
I know what you're gonna ask me right now.
Okay.
I don't know why.
I don't know.
Vic, what?
Huh?
Vic, wake it up.
Trust.
Okay.
She's just rolling over.
Hey, Carl, it's me.
Listen, you got to stop calling me.
My wife is starting to suspect something.
I mean, it was a one time thing.
I mean, I'm not gay.
I'm not gay.
I mean, I fucked your ass.
You suck my dick.
I mean, the teeth took some getting used to.
I'll be honest, but anyway, it was a one time thing.
I mean, then there was that time in Tampa,
but I mean, two time thing, it was a two time thing.
Okay, I'm not gay.
Just leave it at that, all right?
Don't call me back.
Where he called back in, hold on a second.
Hey, Carl, it's me again.
All that stuff I said earlier, just forget about it.
I left the bag door unlocked and the kids are asleep.
So just call me back and, you know, come on in.
All right, buddy. Sounds good. All right. So we were talking, we were playing the kids are asleep so uh... just call me back in uh... the money
sounds good alright so we were talking we're playing close of uh...
garrot
from anikumi show earlier
and uh... it's fitting because we got this voicemail
so w i c b
a carly blue
uh... dude i know your big family of uh... anthony kumi uh... your compa media
subscriber have you ever considered reaching out to garrot uh... do you know your big family of the anthony kumia your comp on media subscriber
how do you ever considered
reaching out to garrot
and asking garrot to co-host an episode of w a p p with you
like i'm assuming you've seen tbd or you know garrot from fucking in hot water
or the twenty years that he worked with uh... opian anthony
mother trucker
is hilarious like he's one of the funniest people over there.
And I think it would be a great co-host for an episode.
So if you haven't considered it,
maybe make it happen.
Call me back, buddy.
Buh-hah.
Not a bad idea.
We'll put the word out there and see if Garrett
wants to waste a Saturday with us.
All right, last one we got here and it's our buddy,
crippled Jesus,
coming in.
Hey, Carl.
It's a secret.
You may or may not know that I have a podcast called who gives a shirt with my
buddy Adam from Houston.
Well, we just started a Patreon at patreon.com slash WGAS.
So, and I want the people to donate because we are $80 away from getting to start a window level.
hours away from getting to study when down the level and it is my goal to be the richest cripple on the internet co I think it really isn't going to take starting when down
the bank so again that is WGAS. I'm not fucking retarded.
Carl, it's just W-G-A-S-R-SR-SR.
Yeah, that's our paid ground.
So everybody donate to that, even if you hate me, just donate because we don't want
Stuttering God to make more money than I do that would be a tragedy
Way and I don't I agree people should get on the patreon
For our buddy crippled Jesus if only despite
Stuttering John Melinda's if that's the reason that's a fine reason to do that or maybe you just love CJ
I do could be both it could be both why right, what a fun, fun show we had today.
Yeah!
Can you do some Chris?
Oh, yeah.
I'm not gonna see much people bitching about our co-host this week.
Bye.
The co-hosts were great this week.
All right.
I'm gonna tell you the comments that I put in the Reddit news.
Those were the nice ones.
Who? All right. Those were the nice ones.
Who are that makes it way worse? Very good. Well, if we still have a show, we'll be over here and give one more chance for Vec. Vec, we got any reviews?
Alright, how are we able to hear her noises? Does she sleep in on her phone?
Is it possible that she's actually way louder than we think she is?
And that's why it's coming through the microphone?
I guess.
It's possible, right?
Alright, that was fun.
She went to Bovine University.
Ah, Carl, I love you.
W-A-T-P warned us about this podcast.
This is it. It's over. Okay?
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
Hey, bye. Goodbye.
Bye bye, goodbye.