Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep260 - The Sarah Silverman Podcast
Episode Date: May 23, 2021I'm embarrassed to say I used to like Sarah Silverman and I thought she was funny. This podcast is not just not funny, it's straight up depressing. Sad callers ask the least qualified human on the pla...net for mental health advice. That's some show format you got there Sarah. Thankfully Cros and Vinnie join us to figure how to make this nonsense enjoyable. Vinnie gives us an update on his feud with Josh Potter. Will Noonan joins us to chat about Opie. Patrick Michael saw yours truly on Chip Chipperson and lost his mind. And finally, Bryan Johnson gets peed on and Cum Town laughs at Cum Town. Get half your first deposit bonus with promo code: watp MyBookie - https://bit.ly/MB_WATP Support us and get bonus episodes: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ http://willnoonan.com/ Get tickets to our very first live show near Chicago on August 28th http://watplive.com https://thecreepoff.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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us in the comments section. Today we'll be reviewing a podcast called the Sarah Silverman Show.
The Sarah, do you know why we're doing the Sarah Silverman Show?
Because I allowed Kaya and Doug to choose the show for me.
Oh, and they are not nice people.
So we have both listened to the show separately.
I don't know, have you listened to this, Mitty?
No.
I didn't think so.
Close night, both of us have the show separately.
We have not discussed it with the other beforehand. Let's get into it. Crushed that I bought those in the show, so I don't know if we have not discussed with each other beforehand.
Let's get into it.
This is a show hosted by Sarah Silverman,
who was once a comedian,
but now I believe she's a political activist?
Yeah, I mean, I came up with a tagline for this show.
Okay, let's hear it.
The exact opposite of fun.
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
Yes, I wasn't gonna do this,
but so the format of the show is she has voicemails.
Yeah. Curated vo mails that she plays.
These are not like they shouldn't be a surprise to her.
She plays these curated voice mails.
And this is the levels that we're at now with Sarah Silverman and her fan base.
It's just really fun stuff.
Um, he was pretty volatile and I just think he knew that he was about to die.
And there's nothing he could do. He had so many regrets
and so much anger built up and it's kind of mind-boggling to read some of the comments left on
Instagram. I've never had to deal with that before. Part A! At least tell me she's doing it in blackface.
Like she did on that show at Comedy Central.
It's not even that fun.
It's not even that fun.
Nothing, huh?
I have a whole package I want to get to, but do you want to start off with the clip that
sums up the show?
I want to start off by playing a clip that does not summarize or represent the show in
any way.
Okay.
And this is the intro song of the show, my number one.
Okay. Oh! [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪
Hey, you fucker!
Hey!
Here's a story.
I was in the bathroom the other night.
And that's real, I didn't make that.
So, like, there's a lot of words to describe that,
like, a tonal, a rhythmic, awful. like, there's a lot of words to describe that, like, atonal, a rhythmic, awful.
And there's a lot of words for that music,
but it is, it's happy to go lucky, it's fun.
Right.
You hit play in the show, you get through the eight minutes of ads,
and it's like, hey, party time.
And then, there's no fun to be had.
All right, so here's the package that I want to put together.
And it really shows that Saras Lerman is a walking contradiction.
Yeah.
And I'm just going to show you what I mean.
First off, she's talking about she went to this school and it was a great school.
And she explains what she learned there.
Oh, this is awesome too, because as she's explained in the school, she's also explained
that she was smart and cool.
Yeah, a lot of humble brag in everything.
And this school really changed my life.
You know, I learned, you know, it was all of a sudden
I was in a school where the smart kids were,
the cool kids, and where they really taught
critical thinking, you know.
Okay, so they taught critical thinking at this school.
Now, let's fast forward to a clip where there's a caller that calls in who is smarter than
Sarah Silverman.
But it just does seem like many people can't stomach other people's prejudices.
But really feel justified in their own.
Yeah.
And I myself am guilty of this.
Like, so many times I'll be like, oh,, you know stupid evangelicals are or you know a horrible
Republicans can be and I hear myself say these things and I'm like wow like that's like not nuanced and not helpful
so how can a person unpack their own prejudices?
Especially when they just like can't tolerate them and other
people. Good question, right? Because you have these people like Sarah Silverman, who is
in a bubble. She isn't a bubble with her friends in Hollywood, and there is no difference
of opinion going on at all. And so this guy goes, you know, we make fun of these people
who don't even think about the other side and why they would consider what they consider. And yet we do the same thing, and Sarah says this.
You know, that's true.
As a godless person, I myself, I try to keep that in mind.
And maybe there's irony in this.
It is the, but it is the fundamentalist sex
in all these religions
that are the problem, they're fucking bananas.
It's not, I already, it's a contradiction, right?
It's what the problem is here, Sarah.
So she also talks about other things
that she learned at the school
that she wanted, that was so amazing.
The teachers were great and taught us
to question authority and wonder about things. And again, you know,
critical thinking, critical thinking, questioning authority. Wow. I agree with all of those
things. Let's see how she put it in action in her adult life. This is her talking about
hugging another human being for the first time in over a year.
And we hugged and didn't wear masks because Fauci said he's having his vaxed friends
come over and hugging
no masks.
This is okay to do now.
It's okay to do it.
Fauci does it.
And by the way, critical things important in question authority.
Yeah.
How does any of this work together?
I got a couple more things.
I was going to say like the appeal to authority.
Logical.
Yeah.
It didn't teach you.
Logical fail.
So this is going to be more contraindiction,, but this is gonna finish up my package here.
Another caller calls in, and I guess Sarah said
on a previous podcast that was in old films
are problematic, but it's art.
And art is art and you have to understand
the context of it.
And so you shouldn't be upset about Don with the wind
or whatever movie is the problem these days. Yeah. So someone can do an interesting question.
Let's change your podcast where last week where you made the point that old movies that don't fit
into with today's culture, can so be looked at as a part for that time. And I wanted to know if you thought the same would apply to statues and sculptures of Confederate
war heroes that are being taken down all over the place.
Thank you.
A bit of a conundrum there, isn't it?
How is Sarah going to handle this one, I wonder?
Well, that's not that surprising.
Statues are not art.
Well, gee, some. those statues aren't art.
I'm not saying statues aren't art,
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That's true and when you notice that the smart kids are all friends with the teachers. Yeah, I mean, come on
That's a problem. What are we doing here? But she's so smug about it too because right?
She said that where she contradicted herself. She goes in my opinion, but I'm right
Yeah, it's just my opinion, but obviously I'm right. I'm smarter than I'm right. There you go. Yeah.
It's just my opinion, but obviously I'm right.
I'm smarter than everybody else.
And what I say is correct.
Eric Kroge, I have one.
That's my fun package to kind of give everyone
a sense of what's going on in Sarah Silverman's world
these days.
At least a love Sarah Silverman, by the way.
I really enjoyed her conversation.
You know, that's the thing.
So I'm listening to this.
And I was like, boy, I actually,
I considered myself a fan of hers, you know, many years ago.
Yeah.
And then I got a question like, did she use the socket
and like, who changed here?
You don't even know.
Right.
Did I get dumber?
Did she get dumber?
So she sat down to watch an old movie
and then found that it didn't mesh with today's
cultural standards, my number two.
Okay.
And then he's like, you know, they're like
the sophomore girl in college who's like,
no, I can't, I'm too drunk.
She wants it.
She just needs a little coaxing like this whole speech about basically date rape, not basically
literally literal date rape with a inspirational music playing behind it.
Yeah, so some things that were funny back in the day. with, um, with, uh, inspirational music playing behind it.
Yeah, so some things that were funny back in the day.
They're not funny now. Sometimes we look at them,
but she knows the problem. She's figured out what the problem is with this number three.
Okay. I can't wait to find out what this is.
And I looked, you know, it was, of course,
it was made written, produced, directed by eight white men.
Oh, there we go.
White men have never produced anything
that's good, especially in Hollywood.
You know, and it's crazy to me.
I've seen, I love movies.
I fucking watch movies all the time.
I really enjoy it.
I've never even like, looked like what colors
the person that wrote this.
It's never, and I've never judged a movie based on that.
You know what I mean?
And maybe I'm an outsider.
You know, that's just your privilege.
So, well, yeah, I guess it is. So this producer shines in. I don't know where I never even
found out the guy's name. I listened to two whole episodes. This is the only time he speaks.
He's so far off-mic that it's fucking crazy. I had to boost the saw-up. So anyway,
he shines in with just an amazing point that no one has made before my number four.
I have a comedy writer for a female comedy writer friend who's telling me she saw Animal House which is like this you know seminal comedy classic. Great. Quote what
and then she was saying like why did anyone like this it's completely disgusting. Oh my god.
Oh yeah I mean that's a problematic movie right there it's not just a goofy comedy that's supposed
to be corny and And I was just waiting
for it. You could never make
blazing sad. Like they were just
fucking so close to it.
So then she shines in with the
next one. I mean, doesn't 16
candles have like, doesn't he
rape a pasta? I mean, some of
that stuff is so amazing. Like,
it just no one thought anything
of it. I can't imagine like TBS would show animal house now. I can't imagine it
Okay, great so let's get to the
Contributions are the nerds is really the best one for this because they set the cameras in the sorority house
Yeah, and then sure cop to them changing which even that was like I don't think that's legal anyway
How about porkeys yeah porkeys is pretty bad too. Leave animal house to fuck alone.
Right.
Say 16 candles are not the problem here.
Yeah, you got bigger problems.
But then we get, let's get to the contradiction,
the next one here.
I get, when it's all guys,
I, the only movies that I like that tend to be like,
real sausage party casts, because otherwise I just get bored or it's I don't know
Our score sazy movies like I'll just I'll I don't I love them so much
Yeah, they're very few women in them, but oh, you know
It's almost like the quality of a film has to do with the story in the script and the acting and cinematography
And let's with the genitalia of the people on the screen
I mean, lest you're watching cuties, but you know
I mean yes, I
I don't understand how they have to trick themselves into not liking things that are good
And it seems like a lot of work. It really is and then it's whole thing like well
He's the exception. There's this one guy that makes great movies and they're like true stories about people that have accomplished things in life
So they're about men.
But other than that,
what are you doing, any good, Sarah?
How do you feel about the Woody Allen movies?
How brave to give Marty a pass.
Yeah, I'm brave of her.
And so as she's going through all this,
she makes a comment about unrealistic beauty standards
in film advertising,
and this is a home fucking run.
And there's the first time that I saw the poster for for
this movie, people, and so during these interviews, I'm like, I
can't believe it. They they enhanced my tits like on the
poster, my boobs look like two perfectly round baseballs.
Andrew welcome. And I was like, what the fuck? And it was fun because it was like a good talking point,
while I'm doing press for this movie,
but I was like, that's fucked up.
But here's the rub.
I found out after that day, they came to me and they were like,
Sarah, we never touched your chest.
We didn't do any retouching at all.
I felt like an arrogant self-righteous dick with just amazing natural tits.
So you're saying that the photographer caught the right angle
and probably had a lot to choose from
and just found the right photo
because that's what you would do
as you'd find the most flattering photo.
So this gentleman motion.
His job properly.
Yes.
Got her all to tizzy about it.
Yeah, and it's as she winds up for this whole speech
about unrealistic beauty standards
and the punchline is, but I'm hot.
Ha ha ha ha.
That's good thing I'm hot.
Guy would be pissed if he made me hotter.
I would also like to apologize for assuming the person
who did that job correctly was a man.
That was wrong of me.
Yeah, seriously.
Sorry. It's probably a gay man to be honest with you.
So in the episode that I watched, the most recent one,
not only did she take voice mails,
but her friends get to send in videos.
And Chelsea Handler sends in a video.
Oh boy.
At that time, Chelsea Handler wants to play F-Mary Kill,
but she wants to change the rules
and she doesn't know F Mary Kill works at all.
Hi Sarah, I was wondering if you wanted
to just play a little game with me.
It's not Fock Mary and Kill
because I feel like killing is so violent.
Let's make it Mary Kill
or you go to church every Sunday
with this person for the next year.
So I wanted to choose between Mary, have sex with,
and then the third one would be going to church every Sunday.
I know you're Jewish, but this doesn't matter.
You still have to go to church, Catholic,
every Sunday with this person.
Mitch McConnell, Matt Gates, Gates, Matt Gates,
Mitch McConnell, or who's the third?
Lindsey Graham, you bitch.
Choose.
It's a really well thought out bit.
It's a great fit, they're Chelsea.
So obviously it's not an or thing.
And that's the reason why kill exists in the game.
It's because you get to kill one of the people
So this whole thing it was a dumb question you have to choose something for each of those people and they're all people that sir would hate
So it doesn't make it fun or interesting in any way
All right, here's three people one you have to have breakfast one
So you have to have lunch with the one you have to have dinner with ready. I know
It's whatever your friend Tiffany,
what a boring question is going to lead to a very boring answer.
One of her voice mailers calls her about her Instagram page
with her bare ass and I was watching it on YouTube.
Sarah shows the picture that she put up on Instagram of her
bare ass as she's playing the voice mail that was complimenting
her and how great her ass looked.
And she needs a lot of attention this morning.
Sorry, I'm sorry.
Holy shit.
Did you imagine that you posted on social media and then you curate a voicemail talking about it?
I don't know, these sounds so good.
They might be pre-recorded anyway.
And then you play that just to be like, oh, what did I do?
I posted a photo of my ass and it looks great.
Oops.
Oops. I can't believe it. Felt cute, my delete later. Yeah. like, oh, what, what did I do? I posted a photo of my ass and it looks great. He he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he And love your perspective on so many things that you make me think a different way, a better way.
But I'm wondering if you could comment on the situation with Palestine right now.
You fucking this way.
Fuck.
You're killing me.
Don't make me talk about fucking Israel.
And then Sarah's, oh my gosh, you're gonna make me do this.
I just a last thing I want to talk about. She proceeds to talk about it for like eight minutes. Yeah. about fucking Israel. And then Sarah's, oh my gosh, you're gonna make me do this.
I guess the last thing I wanna talk about,
she proceeds to talk about it for like eight minutes.
Yeah, I wonder which side she takes.
Oh, I wonder what side she takes.
Actually, she did have the right answer,
but it took her forever to get there.
She should have just said this.
They just all suck ass.
Great, that would have been a good summary.
Next question.
Next question, that would have been fine,
but instead, she goes into all sorts of shit.
Jews were given this little patch of land called Israel
as the rightful home, and the idea of it
was so that the Holocaust could never happen again.
But who decided this land was for the taking?
Certainly not the people living there.
Also as a sidebar, let's just not forget that we
here in America live on stolen land just to throw that into the mix. I did get a
good deal. So the property that I live on right here I want to make this clear
to everybody because I don't like this guilt thing of like are we live on stolen
land. So this was occupied by the O'Nighted people and then the Mohawk people
took it over and stole it from them
So fuck those assholes. We stole from the Boahawk people. They deserve it and you're paying the mortgage of Patreon money everybody's stealing
So I listened to two episodes. One was 75% voicemail and the next one was 100% voicemail. Yeah, that's pretty much the format. And the voicemail segment starts with the jingle number eight. Oh That's here some voice
Did you watch her on YouTube? Any chance no she sings along with these things you lip syncs and stuff it's a whole thing
I'm sure yeah, no I grabbed it from the audio. How many takes you think they did of that? Oh god
Well, but it's so it's not difficult to do that. It's just like happy
Really you know, it's this you know radio jingle sound is the time's going on the background. I mean, it's happy. And then these fucking people
get on. And I had all these voicemails. Some of them were over three minutes long. Yeah.
And they're like, I mean, they go and go and go and go. Here's a number nine. This woman's
asking advice. Hi, Sarah. My name is Rachel. I just wanted to ask a bit of advice. I'm turning 40 at the end of next year
but I can already feel something brewing like that at best there's gonna be a bit of a meltdown
and at worst there's gonna be some kind of horrific full-blown midlife crisis.
And she goes on and on. In 18 months from now, I'm having a birthday. Not the next coming birthday
but the birthday after that and I'm already freaking out about it.
Why are people asking Sarah Silverman
for mental health advice?
I'm gonna tell you what, Paul.
You're gonna see like a really good place
to go.
That's the answer.
So she has two pieces of advice for this.
Okay.
I think when I turned 40,
I remember in therapy deciding,
like I need to re-learn, like I need to relearn
like I knew to start to kind of reframe
how I thought about age,
or I was gonna be doomed to be a sad instead of happy, you know.
One way I reframed it is this, I realized,
I'm the youngest I'm ever gonna be.
That's it.
I'm the youngest, you're the youngest you're ever gonna be again, so start liking it.
So she has shit tons of therapy.
I mean, you can tell it was some of the stuff he said.
She's done a lot of, and I'm putting huge air quotes here, work on herself.
And then the advice she gives, she got off a fucking snapple cap.
Oh, so-
You're the young, get your lever beat.
Oh, shit up, kiddo.
Also, that's, that's something to be happy about, right?
Isn't that what you're depressed about?
That should be the depressing part of you.
That's the depressing part.
This is the young as you're gonna be it, but I'm old.
I'm sorry.
I watched it produce a Chris fidget.
I don't feel good about my life.
I know.
I'm the oldest I've ever been.
Leave me alone.
That's simultaneously the oldest. That's the good, am I? That's I've ever been. Leave me alone. I'm simultaneously the oldest.
That's a good idea.
And then she has some practical advice that you can use day to day.
Phew. I got great advice from my therapist many years ago.
He said, look in the mirror less.
That's hard to say mirror.
Look in the mirror less. Look in the mirror. Mirror. Mirror. Mirror.
Just stop. Oh, that's why you go to Sarah Silverman.
She's a school ever. Yeah. I wonder if her issue was, I don't like the way I look. Her
therapist was like, stop looking at yourself. It worked. I couldn't believe
it. Out of sight out of mind, it was great. That's my philosophy since I saw anybody
to tell me that. You're pretty smart. You're not like Sarah. I know that's dumb. I'm dumb.
That's a good drop. So she tries to do something that could have been good if she had executed on it correctly.
She's looking at porn categories and singing the porn categories along with We Didn't
Start the Fire.
Best blowjob compilation hardcore lesbian pussy eating petite bondage blowjob come in
mouth to she anal three some monster cock amateur milk group sex party.
Ebony Lesbians.
Oh.
So I don't know why she just tried this
on the fly because it's not really possible to do this.
I mean, it could have been produced and been kind of fun
or fun.
She's for your next album, Sarah.
Seriously, but she doesn't just stop there.
She does the entire song.
She just keeps going around it.
You know, it follows up the rails multiple times.
Japanese group sex step fantasy cream pie party BDSM come fetish mill cream
pie Jesus Christ you know that's thinking about you I like how she rhyme cream pie with
cream pie that was good no one's ever called him Bill Joel if you told me
ever hear Bill Joel beg out on who that is, isn't that odd?
I respect the man. I call him William. William Joel. Sure. No one's ever called him Bill. You with you have this pretty surprised
What are you setting up here just an answer?
Okay, Sarah Silverman might not be funny and
The show might have some serious topics about Palestine and the Middle East,
but at least she brings some serious energy to the show.
Blah, blah, blah, I don't even wanna fucking, ugh.
Yeah, that sounds about right.
Yeah.
Now I get the impression that porn is a topic
of discussion all the time.
Yes.
But in true Sarah Silverman podcast fashion,
they make it the least amount of fun
you could possibly have talking about human sexuality.
And this is my number 17.
Hey, Sarah.
I just wanted to know,
point of search words,
or point of graphic search words.
And I was wondering,
are there any words that you would hear as a search word go oh no way like for me
sloppy is not what I want nasty gaping either words that I don't use when I search for my porn.
Do you have any words that you?
That gives you a fucking question.
I love this.
We get the question, thank you.
And I caught a minute out of that, literally.
Did you?
Steve, I'm 100% with you.
I mean, gaping is, that just makes my vagina
and my asshole clenched so hard just even hearing that I have accidentally seen
some of this gaping hole porn the last time she looked in a mirror she gave it up after that
notice this guy didn't say kids
it is a thing
that doesn't do all right I'm just pointing that out
I like underage I don't like gaping.
Pigsauk's okay.
We'll revisit this on the creep off.
I bought that car.
Very tough.
What else you got in this, Grosch?
All right.
So this was a three and a half minute call.
Look, this is a slog.
Just go with me on this.
Pretty pleased.
My number 12.
All right.
I had a brother who was on the police force in San Jose.
Yeah, don't ever give this guy a gun.
He shouldn't have a gun.
And he did, and he wound up shooting somebody
and killing him.
Unfortunately, my brother did pass away a few years ago. My brother was hiding the fact that he was a gay man who liked to dress up in women's clothes
and have sex with men.
It's like he was doing everything to be a man.
And underneath, he was really a gay man and he was unable to be his true self and
that pushed him in directions and it pushed him into the police force which he
never should have been. He should have been like playing with wigs and make up
and like hanging out with me all day. Love you. Great podcast.
Why did you guys say this show isn't funny? Like, what are you talking about?
That's amazing.
So this woman calls up, it's a three and a half minutes
hell to her brother.
She didn't even speak to the guy when he was alive.
Yeah.
OK.
But now that he's dead, she has all these fucking feelings
about him.
And the reason that he committed homicide and suicide
is because he was gay.
Right.
Now hold the fuck on, dude.
That's just fucking crazy shit.
He didn't feel comfortable coming out as a police officer.
And this woman decides that she has to talk to Sarah Silverman
about this.
The reason that he became a cop in the first place
was because toxic masculinity is bullshit,
but he was gay, but he wasn't gay.
And that's why he killed people and killed himself.
And so I'm gonna call a comedian show
and talk about it for several minutes.
The fucking call just goes on.
And I mean, she's going through details of his childhood
and all this shit.
Yeah.
It's fucking awful.
And then Sarah Silverman comes on
with a stuttering John fucking Bible quote, number 13.
I mean, Jesus said it.
He said, I don't know, it's something like
if you don't deal with your shit,
your shit will deal with you,
but it had like, doff in it.
Now, like a mashing Yoda said,
don't fuck with me.
Come in down the pike.
And then they throw this out to number 14.
All right.
This is what happens when you grow up in an environment
that does not accept people for who they are.
That has like this notion of what a man is supposed to be
and what a woman is supposed to be, and it's all bullshit.
It's all just made up half religious-based fucking
stupid bullshit.
So gender roles that exist across the entire animal kingdom and every human civilization
that's ever been studied. Complete bullshit! It's all it's all made up.
And it's the reason that guy had to go kill those people. I don't know.
I honestly think Sarah like that ladies take so much that that ladies her new therapist.
Like she hired her.
My, and this was like an eight minute chunk of the show.
Yeah.
I got one more call came in and this one,
this one was a lot of fun.
I enjoyed this one.
It's the number 18 battery.
Hello.
So what can a 55 year old male day
that has terminal cancer,
but is still physically able to get around
to make this world any better before I leave it.
Killing spray. Part 8!
What the fuck? How about murder serosilverment?
That's how they answer.
At least.
Wow.
And there's like an assembly line for comedians that get podcasts.
And it's just they all have the same advertisers, they've got these horrible intro things and all this it's whatever is causing this assembly line of audio
bullshit the stream of the world needs to be stopped I'm not saying murder
people by right I was there some server saying I take offline maybe do that
with joking dude I've never had less fun than listening to the Sarah
Selmerman show this was a fucking slog. This was bad time.
Well, she purposely chooses calls that she should not choose. In this example,
the caller is dumb and disturbed. And there's no reason to play this call in embarrassing.
Hey, Sarah, it's Jordan, uh, the Red Sea pedestrian cop in Texas.
And I was listening to your show today.
I heard one of your callers
think his name was Dave talking about
how it's counterintuitive that we as police officers
and unions and such aren't for some type of gun control,
which I am and it is counterintuitive.
And I had a great answer brewing up.
And then I heard that there's a bill trying
to push through in Texas, which allows people who don't even
have a license to carry a gun.
And I kind of like had a slight aneurysm.
And couldn't remember my answer, because it really kind
of blew my mind.
So let me add the ponder.
I hope I can come up with a good answer,
but I don't know if there is a good one
because it just seems chaotic right now.
And anyway, maybe I'll leave you another voice
and then I wanna thank a sub thing
and they don't say sub to stupid on NPR,
like that, it just blows my mind.
Thanks, good show, Kelly.
Why did you make that phone call?
I had an idea, I lost it, but I called you anyway.
Yeah, lose the number next time instead of the idea.
And I'm gonna spend one minute telling you
that I have nothing to say.
And imagine having your mind blown by NPR.
I heard that we had NPR that was so outrageous.
NPR?
Dude, you need professional help.
Like seek out professional help if that's what's happening.
You know, he was so mad at himself when he botched that voice
smell that he beat up a homeless guy after.
I don't sell.
Just like, ah!
Here's more male-adjusted people
calling into the Sarah Silverman program.
This woman lives in Utah, and she's upset about cheerleading.
Her daughter goes to high school.
She's upset about cheerleading.
Yeah, there's only girls cheerleading for the boys here.
And that's pretty overtly sexist in my opinion.
Yeah, I know. I was taking it back by that But this is what she means as soon as I see an all
male cheerleading team
that
regularly cheerleads at all the female
Sporting events I can't support her in doing it. So what the fuck?
First off, male cheerleaders, who would want to do that? What in actually are female mathematicians?
Doesn't make any sense. Basketball team.
You can't force people to watch women's sports. I mean, I know it's 2021, but come on guys.
That's insane. So she couldn't support her daughter being a cheerleader
because there aren't male cheerleaders
who are cheering on female sports.
Okay.
Yeah.
This is the audience of the Sarah Silverman show.
Oh my God.
Be the change you wanna see in the world, Carl.
Well, that was Sarah's answer, believe it or not.
Get out.
She should get invested in this
and she should get a male cheerleading squad together
and she could, I was like, listen, the daughter's not the one calling into the show.
Yeah.
She just wants to cheerlead.
Hey, the daughter's like wants to be popular and have fun.
Yeah, right.
Maybe dad will bump up with that.
Maybe dad will bump up with that.
No, yeah, mom, just go door to door in the neighborhood and try to recruit for a teenage
boy.
Yeah, that would be great.
All the parents will love that.
So this episode I watched, the most recent one,
Sarah's got a brand new set.
And by set, I mean, the wall behind her now has pictures on it.
Oh, yeah.
So she turns around and she's like pointing
at the different pictures and saying,
oh, you know, there's my dad and oh, this is from,
you know, whatever me and my friends went on a vacation.
And then she has this one, which is great.
There's my mom again. She's beautiful.
My sister, Jo Dean, and I playing softball,
and there's a picture of me, um, trying to be friendly
approaching some, um, anti-abortion protesters.
One of them was like this little girl's heartbreaking.
Of the photos she chose, one of them was her
confronting anti-abortion protesters.
And one of them was a child.
And that's what she's like.
This is going on the collage.
I gotta have this on the program every day
of people who watch on YouTube
for my happy memory.
It's a bit, I don't know.
All right, I'm gonna play this and address it
just because this was the clip that Kaya played.
So I figure we might as well.
I saw Caitlin Jenner saying trans girls should not play girl sports.
Caitlin, you're a woman, right?
A trans girl is a girl.
She should have the same rights as cis girls.
If you think a trans girl, what you think a trans girl is too strong? I
I gotta say Sarah, you might not be in your area of expertise here. And Caitlin Jenner,
even if she hadn't transitioned, might know more about this than you. I don't go to Sarah
for my sports news. I'm not like calling it the Sarah show going. Do you think Mike
Trout's contract is over inflated or do you think it's worth every penny? Because you know, the guy's OPS is off
the charts. What is the comments? Start calling Sarah Silverman's voice mail is sports
quite close. I was packing you people out there. So that's that's Sarah's thing. You think
it was cool if the angels did the pool holes? That's that's Sarah's take on that. And then
she goes out to say this. This is so dumb. They are legislating this shit without one single example
of how this plays out. June 11th 2018 report to transgender high school
students took home first and second places in the 100 meter dash at a girl
state track meet in Connecticut on Monday. One of them, sophomore Terry Miller
broke records in both the 100 and 200 meter events the latter spanning back to 1997
Last year during the winter endorses in Miller head race as a boy the runner up 100 meter transgender runner
Andreja yearwood from Cromwell also won the class M sprint titles last year despite never undergoing hormonal treatment
There's your one fucking example, all right Sarah.? You got it. Not even talking about failing fox smashing in the face of a woman in MMA event. Not even going to talk
about that. But you can't have this nuanced argument to say, well, okay, I hear your
side. This is what we're thinking. It all gets shut down.
I think there are better ways to worry about girl sports. This is not worrying about. This
is not what that is. This is not worrying. This is not concern for girl sports. This is not worrying about this is not what that is. This is not worrying.
This is not concerned for girl sports. It's transphobia full stop. Oh, it's full stop. The most
ridiculous word. I fucking hate when people are like, look at it's this label that we made up a
few years ago, full stop. And that's the end of the discussion. That's the end of the story. It's
like, well, there's probably more to it than just like a label that you'd put on some, but I think there's an art you can
maybe make a case for saying that a guy shouldn't be running
with girls because he thinks he's a girl.
I don't know, it's throwing it out there as a possibility.
Full stop, it's this conversation's over,
and I'm a racist, big-ass, transphobic lunatic.
All right, thanks, Sarah.
Islamophob.
Full stop, thanks, Sarah.
Andy Zuggly, full stop. All right Sarah. And he's ugly, full stop.
All right, you get to have a little too much fun with this now.
But you know, she's not a fan of conservatives and she says thus.
And I know fear is a motivator for conservative choices, so I make myself ignore it.
Fear is a motivator for conservative choices.
Hey, Vinnie, where do the Toronto Blue Jays play baseball right now?
Do you know?
Uh, are they in Buffalo?
They're in Buffalo.
They are.
Do you know why?
Because of fear.
It's a fear.
It's true, do you know what conservative?
I'm confused about this.
I think that a lot of political motivations are based on fear right and left, liberally
conservative.
It's the greatest tool politician has.
Yes, correct.
So that was fucking stupid.
I go into my grocery store and still 85% of people
who are mostly vaccinated are wearing a mask.
This is fear.
Right.
Anyway, Kroes gets real quiet when we talk about these types
of things.
I don't think he enjoyed doing the Sarah Silverman program
this week.
This show was a bummer, too.
I think it was a bit of a bummer.
I'm with you on that.
Anything else that you want to play from this?
I got one last one.
And this just goes to like, you know, again,
who are you asking advice to?
You know what I mean?
Yes.
Number 19.
All right.
Yeah, I also, before I go to bed,
I check the stove and make sure everything
on the stove and the sure everything on the stove
and the oven are off, which is crazy,
because I don't cook.
So not only does it work.
So not only does it work.
It'd be like, still every judge checking his oven.
It doesn't work.
Yeah, I mean, so not only she nuts,
but remember people would call Howard Stern and be like,
Howard, I need you to tell me how to run my life
and all this shit.
Howard, famously, he wouldn't touch his own laundry.
He didn't even use his own dishes.
He couldn't maintain his own house.
Like, why would you go to that person for advice?
They don't know how to fold a fucking t-shirt.
What the fuck are you doing, you know what I mean?
She can't make up some mac and cheese on the stove.
We're gonna ask her fucking philosophical questions.
Ugh, you're forgetting us to get points there, Crouch.
Yeah. I can't argue with you there.
No, I can't wait to never listen to her ever again.
Holy fuck, that sock.
All right.
Fair enough.
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I'm not saying this is not financial advice,
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They didn't tell me what not to say.
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It's changed to something like that.
This is the real one's fault of mine.
All right, so Vinny, what?
The reason why you're here today is because you enjoy my company
and you wanted me on the show.
Incorrect.
Incorrect on both counts.
The reason why you're here today is because
Croge came over, we did a bonus show on our Patreon
and our supercast, and we did this thing called Show and Tell.
We each brought a podcast that we thought sucked.
We presented the podcast, and then what people vote
on which was the worst podcast.
Andy, one of the landslides, but that's neither here nor there.
The reason why I'm bringing this up
is because our friend Croge right here next to you brought in
the Josh Potter show.
Allegedly.
Josh Potter is a cat from Buffalo.
You should do Buffalo radio and stand up on Buffalo.
And you've been really good.
You know Josh personally.
Hold on, hold on.
You've met him.
Yes.
And you've been really good to not talk shit,
even when I've tried to provoke you.
To talk shit and we were doing, I don't know if it's two bears one cage, your mom's house,
or whatever we were doing with Josh Potter was on there.
You've asked me to come be on the show when you were reviewed at some time.
Yes.
I want to get your take on it because you know the guy a little bit.
Maybe you have friends who run in similar circles, so I want to get your take on it.
And you've always said to me, Carl, I don't want to talk about Josh. Now, of course, I have to be an idiot over my big dumb mouth
and say, if any of you doesn't like this fucking guy, and that's seem to be something that
Josh picked up on. And I saw you guys had a little Twitter war going, dude, what did you
do? Sorry. I had nothing to do with any of it. Rose comes on this bonus episode. He calls Josh untalented, unfunny, ugly, stupid
for leaving the network.
You said his show blows, you picked it apart.
I met that.
Yeah, I know you did.
You said everything about him.
And the one thing that this lunatic picks up on
is Carl going Vinnie Paulino hates you.
And Monday morning, I'm sitting in the studio,
getting ready for the creep off, and I get this tweet,
it's like, hey, for $5, you could find out
with Rochester comedian, Vinnie Paulino,
thanks a bit with a link to the episode
to like Carl's Patreon.
Thanks for that Josh. I appreciate it. Keep supporting Patreon.com slash who are these
podcasts? Fine, but what the fuck did I do? I know. I know I use most pissing you who wasn't
even there. Not even in the room. And who has gone to great lengths to not fucking shit out you josh you fucking little idiot
I guess that's over now all right oh it's all absolutely over now but here's why
I wouldn't talk about him and I'm gonna put the Saudi because you know what he's
done this to me multiple times and I'm really fucking sick of it Carl yeah got me
worked up again thank you years ago I'm in, I'm in a hotel room, and I see
on some Facebook page, he just takes a blatant shot and fuck Vinnie Paulino, something like
that. And I don't know, I don't know where. I don't know where. I'm not friends with the
guy. It was just some conversation they were having. He called me a hack. He called me
something. And it was public. And I was like, what the fuck? So he was just speaking his
truth. Okay. He was speaking his true
Fair enough, but I don't know him. I've never been friends with him
I know people that know him those people that I love that are friends with him. Yeah, so I just never
Caused a problem with this guy. I've never said a bad word about him publicly. Yeah, I've never done anything to him and
He goes out there and he talks this shit
So what I did was I sent him a message and I said dude
What the fuck is the problem here? Did I do something how long ago was this years ago?
Okay, and he's like no man no man, but here's the reason Carl. Here's why he did it
Okay, I used to work at the same comedy club he did and the owners got into a fight and went two separate ways
I was hired to go with one of them, he stayed and worked with the other one.
He was sucking up to the owner that he worked for and by making fun of me,
he thought he was gonna get brownie points with this other guy.
Okay, and that was fun. It was a bad fallout. It was him sucking up.
Yeah, okay. And he took a shot of me to suck up.
And that pissed me off and I called him out on it and he apologized. Great. So since then, I have treated him like someone who is apologized for what they did.
Vinnie's the bigger person is what he's tried to say.
Did it figuratively and literally. Thank you.
The three times bigger person, four times possibly. And I've never talked shit about the guy.
I've never done anything to the guy. I fucking left alone. I've seen him and he's been kind of like mad to me.
He doesn't talk to me.
We're not friends.
We've never clicked.
But there's just been like a piece.
Everything's been fine.
Then one day he just unfriended me.
Right.
And I was just like, okay, so this kid really has about
as much respect for me as Stuttering John's kids have for him.
He doesn't like me.
He doesn't fucking give a shit about it.
It's funny, but we're talking about my kids.
Like, I mean, it's, it's just so fucking stupid
that this happens.
You guys talk shit, and my name gets mentioned.
Oh, behind the paint.
Behind the paint wall.
Not in the last.
I would never have said that on a regular show.
I thought that we were like in our secret fort,
having fun with a little conversation with our fans. I didn't realize. I know you guys have ever show, I thought that we were like in our secret fort, having fun with little covers,
anything with our fans, I didn't realize I was gonna get out there.
I thought you guys ever said I fucking hate Josh Potter's guts.
No, you never said that.
No, exactly.
You haven't said that.
And so like the fact that I got to say what?
I exaggierate for comedic effect a lot.
I ignored it and you came and you did the show and I said to you, hey, I'll ignore it, whatever, not a big deal.
But then he kept going on Twitter.
He called me a fucking talentless hack.
He called me a zilch.
He called me nothing.
He's like, hey pal, my name's on the marquee.
I'm a headlighting show.
I mean, you gotta go look at these tweets, people.
It's an un-fucking-real.
He is such a crazy person.
You guys are the ones who did all this. Vinnie blew up my phone down.
And he got, dude.
He's like, what did you do?
I never had scolded my Vinnie as much.
That's what I'm, you talked to this guy so hard.
You fucking got in his head and shook this motherfucker so hard,
he didn't want to go at you.
He did not want to do.
I guarantee you.
He complimented us.
He said it was an utter utter that we reviewed his show.
You fucked him so hard.
He fucking got stock home syndrome.
Oh, and like, I had the problem here.
I had the fucking problem.
I'm actually a guest out of show next week.
I got really fucking tired.
Tell him high.
Tell him high.
But like, I said, I finally lost my shit and I called him out on it
And he just started to tell me like what a fucking loser. I am. I'm gonna die in Rochester fucking fine Josh. I don't care
Just fucking stop it. I didn't say anything about you. You're a fucking baby
And that's it. So
Vinnie also is my co-host on The Creep Off.
And if you know anything about The Creep Off,
we have consequences.
We have to spend a real consequences when we lose.
And I had to livestream myself watching QT's
three times in a row, which I did yesterday.
It took me about five hours.
And hold bottles of lotion.
And guess what I found out after the fact?
You can watch movies at 1.5X and 2X.
The guy who told you that,
sent me a message after he told you at the end and I just said bravo.
I was so pissed!
Holy shit, that's the best.
Guys, this movie QDs is its child pornography.
And I didn't understand why everyone was all upset about this movie being on Netflix
and now I've watched it and now I understand.
Three times.
It's brutal.
For the rest of Carlos life with anybody says, if you I've watched it and now I understand. Three times. It's brutal.
For the rest of Carlos life with anybody says, have you seen cuties?
He's got to go three times.
An 11 year old girl takes a picture of a Regina and posted on social media.
This is a plot point in the movie.
Oh.
And they show it.
It's insane.
This movie's fucking insane.
No, movie's insane.
Yeah, it's pretty crazy.
There's a lot of gratuitous shots and things that just are totally unnecessary.
It's like obviously
I'm not necessarily moving everything away. I've been meaning to ask you did the people it clears ever call you about your application
I had to do my consequence like the week before and I spent eight hours in the fucking Syracuse mall
signing Carl up for stuff. This isn't about you
All I'm saying is listen to the creep off. It's a lot of fun This isn isn't about you. What I'm doing is I'm segueing into a fun bit.
This guy, who each?
Yeah. You've seen him, right?
We each? Yeah.
He, um, so I was getting bored watching cuties, so I grabbed the acoustic guitar, I grabbed
the mandolin, I was taking requests, I was playing some tunes, and uh.
That's what you're supposed to be doing during the time.
So, uh, we each put together this little package, I think, as fond.
This week we have a music special, that's right.
We're gonna start off by playing some music that I wrote.
Fuck me or fight me, that's what it is.
Oh, that's what it is.
Oh, oh, that's what it is.
This is not punk rock.
I wrote this song and I actually played the mandolin on this song.
So a little change of pace for you guys
So we're gonna start over these songs from angel doesn't Hoffman
He's still looking good
That's Jared from somewhere
So that was from 2005 that's what I was up to. Let's back up a little bit.
Before that I was in a band called Sluts.
This is one off of our album from 2003.
Not my best effort.
I can't say it was such pride.
Not my best effort.
However, this is the part of the show where we play clip
From next week's podcast that we'll be reviewing
So if you couldn't tell you took clips of our music special splice it together with me
Losing my mind on a live stream for five hours.
Are you usually that entertaining during your refractory period?
Ha ha ha.
Daryl.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
How dare you?
The great Will Noon is gonna be on in just a second.
We gotta talk some OP, we got Patrick Michael stuff,
because Patrick Michael got a serious meltdown recently.
But first we gotta do.
Gringe of the week, Gringe of the week.
This cringe of the week comes from Patrick Culler.
I'm gonna read you the email.
I'm a regular listener to come town
and during the recent episode,
they legit started playing a funny clip
of them on their podcast
and it's typical come town shit.
It's kind of a long story, but Nick Mullen has a soundboard
and is able to play audio from wherever he wants to.
So Clip 1 is Stavvy mentioning the obvious
and Nick mentioning one of the most popular bits
with gay actor Michael Douglas.
All right, let's listen to Clip 1.
Honestly, we should just like start rolling the good clip.
Yeah. Compilations is episodes we don't feel like doing the show.
Okay. Michael Douglas. Okay. I haven't listened to this yet, but I
clip two is Nick playing a clip from one of their past episodes on their
current episode leading to inception levels of retardation and
stopby laughing with his past self at the past joke. It's a lot to unpack.
Let's check it out. There is a classic Michael penis.
He's from Pittsburgh. He's from Pittsburgh.
Who's from Pittsburgh? Him and Michael Keaton.
Yeah. I know his brother. Michael Keaton.
You know Dennis, what was Michael Keaton's name was Michael Peonis?
I just don't know what thing he was cool.
He's great at anything. That's great, man.
Like a marquee just says penis. I love that. That's great, man.
Guys, you're right. What if I had Keaton's last name was Peter. Okay. Yeah. Yeah.
No, I'm trying to force myself to get on that level, and I love that.
That'd be cool.
He's a great actor.
Tonight on Inside the Actor Studio, I sit down with Hollywood actor Michael P.
I'm James Spagget.
Yes.
That's good.
Michael P.
Is that Michael Shannon?
That's good, dude.
How would you know the difference?
I'm character actor.
I'm actor Michael Penis.
A lot of people confuse me with the actor Michael Penis.
But I'm a different Michael Penis. A lot of people confuse me with the actor Michael Pina's to play Batman.
But I'm a different Michael Pina's.
Michael G. Pina's.
My name is Michael G. Pina's.
It's not supposed to be confused with the black actor.
Michael K. Pina's.
Yeah, Michael K. Pina's.
And they were both on that show.
Michael Ball's Pina's. And they were both on that show Michael balls
To this day I am known all over the internet as the guy who didn't get come town. Oh, Carl that thing I didn't get come town
Stavros is gonna be at the club. Oh, I love Stavros.
I saw him say hello.
I saw him last time.
He was really funny.
He's a good stand up.
This is so much better than doing the show.
I just remember that.
That was funny, dude.
I remember that.
Should we do this?
Should we just replay old episodes?
It sounds like fun.
It does.
It sounds like it's gonna happen a good time. Yes, you know what we should do. So, one reminded me that one of our best bonus episodes She we just replay old episodes like fun it does
You know we should do so when reminded me that one of our best bonus episodes was you and I listening to Vic Henley stand up. Oh god
Maybe we should just you and I can go back and reminisce about I love it when I pulled this clip
So I pull this guy. I'll just let it play. Let's just
I don't know bad might be out of something
Just be a half hour of me laughing at myself laughing. I'm that that's what we just heard love it. Very good
Will are you let's see are you there my friend? Can you hear me? I can hear me. I can't
Hey, hey, how's it going buddy? I was my that was the most come town I've listened to in years
Yeah, I know it comes down to one of those things where I'll pop in every now and again,
because I think Nick Mone's a brilliant comedian.
I think he's hilarious.
But you can only take so much because it's just ridiculous.
It's, dude, I remember I'm from I only know Stovs and when it came out and he was like,
dude, this podcast I'm on it's getting really popular.
I listened to it.
I was like, same as you.
I was like, I just don't fucking get this man. Like I just like poo poo pee pee
Kaka the podcast that was literally the clip that I pulled was the other guy saying that
He was like, yeah man, but dude the amount of money those guys pull in and takes me on every month would would make us all cry
So good for them. I'm happy for them. I'm happy for them too
I got to say that the episode that we chose to review was not their best episode. It really was
like talking about like, well, what have you put a shit in the guys butt and then his butt had to
shit. Wait, wait, a butt shit. But that what I just did exactly except for Stavvy was losing his
mind in the background. And so I wasn't going, I know this is a popular show and I have friends who
like it. I'm trying to figure this out. Help me out here. And so I wasn't going, I know this is a popular show, I have friends who like it.
I'm trying to figure this out.
Help me out here, people.
And Stav is like the funniest,
but I was in a movie with Stav this summer
where he plays like a cult leader
and he had all these, he has like hookers
and stuff around him and like,
like Manson, you know, like he's got like ladies around him
and it was like, the sum of the funniest days
of like my life watching him. Like this off screen. That's off screen. Oh, yeah, he showed up like ladies around him and it was like, of some of the funniest days of like my life watching him,
like, just off screen.
That's awesome.
Oh, yeah, he showed up like that.
Right, right.
He showed up with like 14 hookers.
That's why I told you he makes a long money on Patreon.
Somebody who's right.
He's living the life.
The high price ones.
Well, Will Nunean comes to us from the Nunean show
and I asked you to come on today
and listen to some opi. Did you get a chance to check out the opi episode I sent?
I did man nice good answer
So I'm walking around I took my walk. I'm listening to that shit
Every time I'm just like this is so fucking crazy
It's like he's doing an impression of you doing an impression of him at this point.
Yeah, it is. It's like a snap. What is it? A snake eating itself? Like that's what it's like now.
I'm listening to it and I'm like he's like giving me material. He's like
talking to his dog like the dude. He's like man dogs. I took my dog from one building to another
and it came in and it was still looking for my family. How stupid are dogs?
What? How stupid are dogs?
I can't tell me.
Don't you remember we said goodbye to them about three hours ago?
They're not in the house. It's just me and you.
He's like so excited.
He's mentally superior to something.
Yeah.
He's like, this dog is stupider than me.
All right.
Hold on a second.
Well, I'm going to head of my cells.
We got to do this the right way here.
So will I got to say that OPs had a hard time finding a co-host he has chemistry with
Nonsense Car Ruiz past, as he found a good co-host, and I think he's finally nailed it now.
Doggy wants to match.
Doggy!
We're gonna go fish tomorrow, Doggy.
He's objectively better than Vick Hadley.
Wow.
That's a sidekick out of the Opie radio show.
Does a better Obama impression, too.
I think that's the kind of the perfect sidekick Opie's like always wanted, you know, like
per-o-be-dient, camp top, you know, like sits there, you can cut it.
Like he just wants someone he can yell at, basically I think that's his dream. It's funny because Anthony talks about how Opie is to snap at the interns
Yeah, and people like he always treated people like they were the dog
What up? What's that really wants is a dog that owns a restaurant as a car
Can you open up a place on the upper west side by any chance?
It's called Hurricane Duke. My dog owns it.
It's a pretty sweet restaurant.
He serves leftovers.
Only leftovers.
Only leftovers.
And you can't get a doggy bag.
That's the joke.
That's the joke.
We call them human bags.
We call them people bags.
Oh, hey.
Hey, man, when it gets trendy, it gets trendy, you know?
You have people that are going to go.
So, this is an episode that, Crows, did you listen to this?
Man, in chance?
Did not get the chance.
This is an episode that's one of these ones that's all over the place.
He's just talking to the people and the chats.
And I know, Crows, you always love it when someone talks about people's very serious medical.
Oh, yeah.
I'm serious.
This is how the show starts off. Turn
on to factor. Oh, I should mention the big news is that his Facebook got hacked. Oh,
all right. So we're talking about how he just got a Russian by the Russians. He just got
his Facebook. He just got his Facebook back. And so this woman Sarah from Buffalo is saying,
you got to turn on to factor authentication. I work at a bank
I see this kind of stuff happen all the time. He says this turn on to factor
authentication, please Sarah Sarah what's going on?
How's your history acting me? Oh my God, so dude when I heard that I was like this is brother man
Like this is something I would do in a brother man and be like that's a little much
Yeah, you'd be like that exaggerating too much. No one would do that. Hey Sarah. What's left to your pussy?
Yeah, like his direct to me. I would have been like
Comedically, it's too on the nose like you got to go with something a little bit more like that
General war to repair up
How's your old coolness match is it still stankin? What's going on? Still got that
rash down there? It gets funnier because 25 minutes later, he comes back to Sarah. Sarah,
you still haven't told me how you're feeling from the hysterectomy, the private Facebook
group. I poked in there a couple times in the last week and people were looking for you and wonder how you were doing
So he just said he knows about this from a private Facebook group and now he's taking this information and putting it on
His website on YouTube on any podcast player you could possibly download our hero
I have a card here for Sarah.
I'm going to pass her on the studio.
I mean, funny if her final eventual answer was like,
didn't get one turns out I'm pregnant with a really fucked up baby.
It's going to be severely recorded.
Yeah, I actually cut out half of it, but it survived.
Not to it well.
So it was a really traumatic experience.
Oh, so thanks man you
shouldn't ask questions they potentially have a terrible answer to them and
brave you know I mean it's like the serisome program over again yeah
they put my theories on the outside that they really fucked up you can tell
he's locked on to it too because he keeps coming back or it's barra come
give me the answer I want to know what's up with your Come on, give me the news if there are one of those who are interested in me and Doggie, one of those.
Yeah, he talks to Doggie throughout this episode.
He even takes a break because he's upstairs in his house.
He's by himself with his dog in his house in the Hamptons.
He's upstairs.
The dog starts barking downstairs like, oh my God,
something's going on.
I'll be right back.
Somewhere on the other side of town, creamy butters
is also in a room by himself.
But, fuck Dog. It thinks it's taking my place
So I have a clip on here that's just for you will I thought this could be maybe make it into your brother man
Repetwar this is a new voice for opi right here. It's very excited about a super chat. It comes in
Matt G with the dollar 49 my god having made money in a
week thank you back to you from Brooklyn right there to hear that didn't even
take a part that I haven't even I haven't even money in a week I'm like you
don't need to make money ever again I'll be like you're in your Hampton's house
that's empty because your family is in your other house So why are you so excited about a dollar seventy nine that you don't need he talking from someone
He talked about at one point that he has like these exotic fish at his house in the Hamptons
And he will drive three hours from Manhattan out to Long Island just to feed them
This is what his day. This is what he does for his day just
Jasper for something to do.
Well, that's the funniest thing about the podcast is it's kind of become like a
rich man's diary.
You don't really get it if you're not rich.
Like he talks like, you know what I'm doing tomorrow, the same thing everyone does
in a week day, which is going fishing with my friends.
Like, you know, like, it's like, no, it'll, like people don't do that, like every day, you know,
and he's just like, and I'm looking at the cars
going by in the house and I'm looking for fishing rods
and some of them have them and some of them don't.
And I'm like, you sound like a rambling old man
who lives by the beach.
I have a perfect example of this.
Opie tells us a very compelling story,
one that we can all relate to.
I rolled down my window. He gets pulled over by the Cossars speeding.
I rolled down my window and he goes license registration.
Like this is white privilege. I'm gonna be totally honest with you.
Because I looked right at him. I went, I know black!
And he goes, he goes, well, can I still see your license, you know?
I go, okay! I live here and I hand over the license right and
He walks back to his car and then I called blank I go hey, Blake, I got pulled over
Next thing you know, I don't know what happened next thing, you know, it comes back to the car because I
I don't know what happened next thing you know it comes back to the car because I'll give you a warning I'm like thank you. I go I appreciate you're pulling over the speeders because it's really annoying out here
And he goes yeah, but you're one of the speeders and I go I know but I live here
This is a true story
This is a true story. Uh, Christ, it's a true story.
I don't know what to tell you.
I love that story.
Don't you hate it when you get pulled over
and the cop doesn't know you're famous right away?
The laughing at himself at that is so disturbing.
Yeah, I wouldn't bring it on.
Well, yeah, that's not a story that makes him sound good.
Right.
There was a clip we played a while ago where he
Confronted some guy on the beach because his dog left a turd
But he opi's dog shits wherever he wants and he doesn't pick it up
Wow, I wonder if you say about Mike Saffel. I got to reach out to my buddy Mike and see I know I you got to add that to I
Know to my buddy Mike and see I know I you gonna add that to I know
blank oh yeah oh I know okay like I got that is that how he goes to TSA when he flies
or like can you take off your shoes sir okay so at another point on the show
Opie's reminiscing about his time on open Anthony and by the way shut out to So at another point on the show,
Opie's reminiscing about his time on Opie and Anthony.
And by the way, shut out to this guy,
Matt Provenzano, he made this podcast,
and I binge this week called Shock, Jocks,
The Rise and Fall of Opie and Anthony.
It's a seven-part series.
It goes through the entire Chronicles all the years.
Oh, no shit.
Yeah, going back to the first
gig on Long Island and Boston and back to New York and really well done. Pulse all the
clips tells you all the important moments and things like that. I found it great. I actually
reached out to Matt. I don't know if he got it or not but I'd love to have him on the
show. Anyway so Opie's going back and talking about some of the things he did on the
open Anthony show. They have this guy on who does toothpick art and if you know what I'm
talking about it's a very fine art like it's sculptures that you build using
toothpicks and like thousands and thousands of toothpicks and this guy was scheduled
to be on David Letterman later that day like he was gonna be on the Letterman
show showing off his toothpick art. Opie decides I'm going to smash this guy's
toothpick art while he's on our show to fuck up his appearance on David Letterman
hilarious bet right? Yeah actually I like it so this guy says so this guy's toothpick art while he's at our show to fuck up his appearance on David Letterman. Hilarious bet, right?
Yeah, actually I kind of like it.
So this guy says, so this guy realizes that's gonna happen and doesn't let OP touch it.
And OP explains what he did because he wasn't allowed to do that.
And then he was running out of the building where his toothpick art, I took the mustard and
started spraying it out the window to try to, to try to hit it with the mustard because I'm so
mad I couldn't destroy his toothpick art.
And look, I got to say, because it's the God's eyes truth.
And then the yellow mustard might have ended up on a young Asian man.
And he was very, very confused why I was raining yellow mustard from the sky.
That is a very, very true story.
Oh, I got hiccups. Some guys walking to work and get fucking sky mustard on him.
He's from Hopi. He literally assaulted someone and he's celebrating it now.
That is a lot of stuff. Hopi secretly is sort of like racist against Asians.
If you had to pick one race, they always...
That Asia guy's so glad he didn't have a cake. There is one. There was a clip
on the Opie and Anthony show that they had of like it. It was like they played it one
morning. Like, oh, this poor guy, like he was working there garage. He got hit by the
car. Like someone drove a car into him, but he was he was Asian. And he Opie, like, couldn't
get enough of making fun of the guy's voice. It was like weak seed references video. And
he'd be like, you got to what he was like, stop. But he just the guy's voice. It was like weeks he would reference this video and he'd be like, I don't know what that means.
He was like, stop!
But he just kept doing the voice
and I was like, you got some sick pleasure out of that.
Oops, they're.
That's interesting.
Because I don't know people who celebrate their awfulness
as much as OP does.
Yeah, he couldn't be more proud of it,
but then he goes on to say this,
which is like Sarah Silverman level contradiction.
That's the theme in society, unfortunately, these days,
or should I say, so sciatite, where people just wanna be dicks.
The same episode of him talking about spring mustard
on random people from the sky.
He's like, the pro society, they're with a dick.
Ah. It was like, he's sitting the sight. He's there with a dick.
It's like he's sitting in a house that he paid for by being a dick and he's actually has the audacity to say that. You know, it's like, no, I mean, they were, they're dickhead and
this one. But that's so oboe to be like, I mean, in the same breath too, like to just be like,
yeah, it's wrong. Everyone's so sensitive nowadays. And also, I love toothpick art.
We're someone who just make a hysterectomy on a toothpick.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Well, you say that he made all of his money
from the OPEN Anthony show,
but he has other revenue streams as he talks about here.
Daya, little 118 with the hold on hold on.
Thank you, sir.
I hope you got your hold on hold on t-shirt
at opiradio.com
That shirt is selling nice
His hold on hold on shirt at opiradio.com is selling nice. He's put on some numbers
You know what that means someone bought one someone bought one
I would highly recommend go to opi's rate opiri radio.com and buy the canceled shirt designed by me
That's right Vinny designed to shirt that opia selling at his site. It's true story. I love that. Oh, that's his move
He uh, he used to sell a shirt like based on an Eric
Nagle bit that like he never gave Eric any money for any
Well, he also sells through weizing shirts from his dead body.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's fucked up.
You know, also Ruizing's very dangerous.
This Carl proved.
It doesn't end well.
By the way, congratulations to E-Rock, who just had a child.
He didn't tell anyone that his wife was pregnant.
Everybody wanted that she had a hysterectomy.
She's pregnant.
I didn't know she was pregnant, yeah.
Nobody knew and he just announced it.
I believe that the baby's name is She Rock.
Yeah.
Say She Trock.
She Trock.
All right, this clip is going to speak for itself.
This is OPB and OPB.
Sorry, I'm picking my nose right now. I don't know what's going on. I got a giant nugget in there.
Sometimes you got it, man. You got to get in there and get those nuggets out.
Sometimes a, you know, a nice blow with the tissue isn't going to get the job done.
Let's be honest with each other. Sometimes you I think you've got to scrape, scrape, scrape, scrape,
and shake it loose.
Yeah, bad in the cave, Andy, you know.
See, this is what's so hard about Will's job when he makes these videos.
Is people don't have the context of this.
They don't realize how ridiculous it actually is.
What he's talking about when he's doing live streaming.
Yeah.
I was going to say, though, Carl, I think you accidentally
just played a clip of Seinfeld on Letterman,
because that was some of the best observational comedy
I ever heard.
Ha-ha-ha-ha.
You guys ever see this nose-picking thing?
You know what I'm talking about?
I know.
I know, I know you're something there.
Ha-ha-ha-ha.
Oh, and then I got this clip.
Just for Andy, because Andy fucking loves this.
He does his dumb lady listener voice.
You know, he's got that one listener to his show.
This is kind of like Jim Gaffigan in the early years.
He had that crutch.
I'm like, this is what the audience is thinking right now or someone in the audience.
Like how you have Vic.
Like how I have Vic.
Right.
This is kind of like that.
I have a gay brother.
That's my crutch. I was thinking of them. Brothers Vic. Right. This is kind of like that. I have a gay brother. That's my crutch.
I was thinking of them. Brothers gay. Wow. Also named Vic. Same sailor suit too. Yeah.
So this is him doing that bit. It's like Jim Gaffigan, but way last funny.
Oh my god. You just triggered half your fucking audience. Oh, what's Harry?
He just triggered everybody.
Yeah, he was doing that three fucking shows ago.
Work for work. I know that bit hasn't evolved at all.
Come on, Opie. Hey, when it works, it works.
Gross. Yeah, what are you gonna do?
Bro, don't fix it. Right.
I mean, not for nothing.
Yeah, that's like Opie being Anthony play the same bit multiple
times. Like they would just go back and play an old bit so they didn't have to do anything.
They know how to do radio. Oh, Vinnie. All right. Gotta play the old clips for the people.
For the people. It is interesting though, because radio was very different than podcasting
in that you only had a percentage of the audience at any given time listening to the show
With podcasting if you're a fan of the show you hear every show
Opie at one point catches himself going. I might have told you this story before he's like
Why do I keep saying that who cares if I've told you this story before?
It's like well in podcasting it actually does suck to hear the same thing over and over again
Yeah, if you're following a show as a millions of people who've strewn away from Adam Corolla over the years could tell you
Yes hearing the same shit over
Listeners his wife
Oh, he's wife
He announced that earlier this month that I did play I did play some clips of Crojan me predicting that two and a half years ago on this show
But I'm not a copy about it. I feel better did play some clips of Krojen me predicting that two and a half years ago on this show,
but I'm not a copy about it.
Feel better.
I can, you can tell, listen, she had her own show for a while where she just complained
about him and it was like, oh, you don't like the guy that much seems like, but a lot of
comedians managers ended in this year.
You know, comedians spending a lot of time with their loved ones is not how God intended.
Yeah.
Never a good idea. It's not how God intended. Yeah, never a good idea.
It's not how God intended.
Yeah, for crying out loud is when that
Karol was podcast and that has been
suggested recently. We might have to
check that out. Get that's taken.
Everything is going down here.
Oh, yeah, man. It might be fun.
She's probably even rich as fuck, right?
Yeah, she's quite a broadcaster.
I hear it's a shit show.
I'm never gonna miss a Earl Hanks show with this pop open of Halloween.
Oh, I like the fun.
The hijinks ensue.
Those are always great.
Right.
I listen to podcasts based on the gender of the person on the podcast.
It's much like Sarah Silverman.
Yeah, that's the only thing that really matters to me.
Not the content or the prop or the.
I always think it's funny when like a famous guy's wife has a podcast.
It's like, okay, what are you going to talk about?
What he eats for breakfast?
You know what I mean?
I was just like, I wasn't to Dale Earnhardt Jr.'s wife's podcast.
And it wasn't good.
And then I was like, I don't know why I'm surprised this isn't good.
I don't know why I expected it to be good.
She's married to a guy I kind of like.
I thought you were going to say Christina Segura, but.
Okay, I think she's a comedian around right at the joke.
So OP is reliving the,
by the way, you're listening to that podcast
I've purposed you want my job?
Is that what's going on?
Why are you sitting back?
Sometimes I go, yeah, sometimes I do.
Sometimes I like to go back to when podcasts first came out
because they're all still like on iTunes.
Yeah.
So if you can find something from like 2000, like,
or 2007 or eight, you find some really weird shifts.
And that's one I listen to.
And it's only just Kevin Smith.
Right.
I've got a lot of farm at the track.
And, you know, we come home.
This whole podcast and things so weird.
I don't even know what to say.
Like, you know what I mean?
You gotta send that shit my way, buddy.
I will, buddy.
I'll send you some links later.
It's all right.
So OP once again is reliving some glory days
because these young people are just talking about
asking questions about OP and Anthony
and he's talking about this interview he did with Linda Blair.
Now what I did is I sped this up to Forex Speed.
He did not.
So this is a long clip, but it was much, much longer when OP played this
because first he explains that yeah,
we were so funny, we improvised bits and we were the best.
And then he has to put in a really shitty sounding
MP3 that he found on YouTube of that bit
from the OP&Authanashow.
Was the Linda Blair interview pre-planned
or did you guys do that on the spot?
We absolutely did that on the spot. We impromptu a lot of the shit over the years
And right now on the phone it's Linda Blair
The power of Christ compels you! Yeah, yeah, yeah!
The power of Christ compels you!
The power of Christ compels you!
The power of Christ compels you!
The power of Christ compels you!
The power of Christ compels you!
The power of Christ compels you!
The power of Christ compels you!
The power of Christ compels you!
The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you! I
Linda Blair everyone
Man ampity was a funny guy so I
Understand that bit being funny at the time and in the moment but replaying that of them screaming that at her until she hung up. You could have just explained it. I
would have gotten the gist. And then it goes out of them laughing and congratulating themselves
for the next two minutes and opiate off to all that in the show. Also.
I'm Linda Blair wasted 20 minutes on like a fucking show he woke up Call in
Well, is it either one that goes on and on and on about hey stop living in the past and don't
Yeah, the old days. Oh no, depending on mood
Depending on his mood he either doesn't want anything to do with open Anthony or wants to take credit for everything that happened on that show and play entire show
That's my entire episode summit. Yeah, I think you just put out an entire episode on his podcast feed yesterday or the day before. And it's nice to know that he used to be on
a wildly popular show with millions of listeners because now he's calling out the regulars
in his chat room. Mandy A. O. I've seen you Mandy. I've been chatting in your lives for weeks on
Facebook. You never see me. I know you're one of the regulars.
I recognize you.
I'll tell you that people are recognized as they go by.
Philip Wright, I recognize, of course, butters.
Ripley's a silent is new.
I hope he continues joining us every day.
Mandy, I absolutely know you're a regular.
RJ hitters.
I know he's a regular.
Rachel, of course, he's a regular.
Compelling stuff.
RJ hitters. What's up dog? Can I borrow $20?
So let's talk about what Ope considers to be content these days.
He decides to talk about his top three Pearl Jam songs.
There you go. There's my top three Pearl Jam songs. What's your top three Pearl Jam songs. There you go. There's my top three Pearl Jam songs.
What's your top three Pearl Jam songs?
All right, we're going to open up the phones.
Tell us your top three Pearl Jam songs.
We'll be back after the break, take it to your calls.
If this is the shit they used to make fun of on Jack Topper,
yeah, with just the dumbest thing
just to get people to call into the show.
Yeah. What color do you like in June?
Call into the show. Let us know.
And there's literally people just going like,
well, I like black, even flows a pretty good tune.
Daughters great.
He's like, oh yeah, yeah, I like that song too.
Rats, I don't like rats.
Why would fucking care?
Who could possibly care about this shit?
But then when he tries to get his top five-prol jam songs,
this becomes very difficult for him.
I need one more.
Oh, yellow leg better. I need one more. Oh yellow lead better fuck fight first
Ooh do I go yellow
Lead better. Oh, you're you're you're making me think now. Can I figure this out? Can I figure out my top five?
Black is definitely in there
Black is definitely in there. Even if he's fucking cares.
Even if he spent a week working on that list and like writing justification and playing
examples, I still wouldn't care.
You know what?
That's a really good point though.
What you're saying, if he said, hey today I'm going to talk about the top-world gem songs.
I'll tell you why these are in my top five.
And he goes through and he explains,
like, this song is different than any other song.
They went to the bridge after the first chorus,
which you don't normally do.
You know, that went about,
they go, right, something, give me something here.
I don't love some music special.
It doesn't love a music special.
So I'm tied to time.
I'm tied.
Why don't you come here, buddy?
That a busier song. I think when, uh, when old radio guys like Opie must like get C Nile and have Alzheimer's
like when he's in a nursing home, they're just gonna push him in a corner and all day he's
gonna like pop 10 program songs.
Oh yeah.
Forget black.
Oh my god.
You better.
Oh.
When he gets agitated, the nurse will come in.
Opie you've got a call in line six. You just the nurse will come in. Opie, you've got to call him. Line six.
You just got a donation from chat.
Opie. Yeah, exactly.
$1.
He's so annoying by the looking window.
This is oh, yeah, you know, he's just yelling at people
out the window. It's 22 because they're like, uh, it's old man
Opie's like, no, that was young man.
Opie too.
That's what he used to do.
We kind of admitted that he creeps around and watches the couples that made out by the beach he lives at.
Yeah.
He's like, lots of couples out there.
Sometimes I'll, sometimes I'll take a little stroll, you know, and, uh, a little
idea.
I've seen a couple down there, you know, I beat my meat.
I pray to thick and car while I pull on my putt.
That's a good sorrow.
Yes.
Yeah, he did get really creepy with his voyeurism.
And he did.
Again, the great thing about Opie is he doesn't realize how awful of a person he is, because
he wouldn't talk about it if he did.
He doesn't even know what he should be ashamed of.
It's like chips, like you wouldn't even know what you just said. All right,
so at the end of the show, he does an ad spot. This show came out on May 15th, this episode,
all right. Keep that in mind as you hear this spot. Go to skylightframe.com, put the promo
code OPIN and check it out for yourself. If you like it great, you use that promo code.
You've got a few bucks off.
And I think your mommy will like it
because it's different than the candy and the roses
and that dumb, gold dip rose.
My God, do something different this Mother's Day.
All right, I'm babbling.
Mother's Day is coming, God.
First of all, Mother's Day was the weekend before this.
Oh, there you go, Yeah, it may night and secondly
He's calling out Steven Singer because he's got the gold dip roses. Yeah
Steven Singer still does sponsor Anthony show probably paid for a lot of opi's house. Yes, Steven Singer was a sponsor on the open Anthony show
He was the blank who got him out of that ticket. All right
Anthony show. He was the blank who got him out of that ticket. All right. That's a senior singer.
I was right. I even see the thing or the quarter of fourth and wallnut.
I just think that's anger. I think that's odd that he would like decide in this
other ad read to call out a longtime sponsor of his that gave him tons of
fucking money. That's so wild.
Opie's got a great bit.
Because a lot of the back and forth on this show
is with the dog and the dog interaction that's going on.
Classic stuff.
Dude, I swear Opie's stepping on the dog's paws
to get him to fucking ho on bark.
Because he's trying to get the dog to bark on command and shit.
So you know, he's sticking a finger in his ass or something.
Yeah.
And Opie tries to do the moment of Zen bit at the end here. All right. Let's go back to the moment of Zen
Yo moment of Zen
Yo, yo, moment of Zen. Oh, man
Hey, we're trying to do a moment ofode of Zen! Ah, you ruined my moment of Zen!
That dog is so hard to be a master of his family.
That's terrific.
I know one of the dogs is hoping that there are other people in the house.
Like translation from dog rough rough is come back.
Come back please.
The animal abuse that dog, I dog time will be slower for dog. So each
episode is like four times as long for him. Yeah, it's a good point. Tortures.
One episode ages that dog seven times faster.
You can actually measure an OP show in dog ears. Tell you these things go on
for it. Also, like how he said, I'm just babbling.
I'm like, that should be the name of the fucking podcast. I'm just babbling with OB.
You need to do a series of t-shirts, Carl. One that says, I'm just babbling. And the other
one says, I'm just dabbling. Oh, I was just say, dabbling, babbling. Have the pictures
of Stuttering John and I'll be Bamble! What would Patrick Michael be?
Well, we'll think about that.
We'll workshop it.
We'll workshop it.
We'll workshop it after the show.
I did pull OP sign off on this episode.
I think it might be my new sign off.
You know, I usually use the crazy Patrick Michael sign off.
It goes up.
This is it.
It's over.
Okay?
Goodbye.
Goodbye. Hey, bye. Goodbye. So this is, This is it it's over okay goodbye
Goodbye hey, bye goodbye. So this is that's Patrick Michael. This is Opie. I got it. Go goodbye
Goodbye It's pretty good
Going forward. Bye. Good. Bye
going forward. Good boy. Good boy. Well, anything else? Those are all the clips that I
pointed out from this episode that you wanted to talk about.
No, I mean, that was you hit all the best parts.
Yeah, the thing that really, I mean, the
Historic To Be Thing, which he covered was like by
part of the craze use. I was like, what the
fuck, dude? Like, he claims to be above everything, but like,
you know when your chat, like, your fans from chat are getting his direct,
he knows everyone in the chat.
And then he's like,
there's a small group of people out there
who trolls who like to hate on me,
but I don't think I have too many haters.
I'm like, you know, like you have as many haters
as you have people in this chat room,
you know, everyone of their names,
you know what I mean?
So it's just kind of, he's goofy,
but I think it's just weird.
He's up there, he's walking around, he's watching people in their cars, he's what I mean? So it's just kind of, he's goofy, but I think it's just weird. He's up there.
He's walking around.
He's watching people in their cars.
He's watching people drive by.
He's hassling the local police department.
He's a fucking less violent son of Sam.
He's sleeping.
He's like, it's not what you'd even call him,
but it's like, I'm sure the neighbors
all talk about him.
They're like, you know that guy?
Like, I heard he had a radio show once,
but now he's just wandering around in our yards talking to his dog.
You'd almost rather live next door to Anthony. No, I'm just kidding. It's quiet and live
next to Opie because there's this like shooting happening. It's hard to practice.
It's, it is interesting. At that one point as you pointed out, he says, I don't have that
many haters
These guys just go on and they create all these new accounts on Twitter all the time
And he's trying to convince himself that even though thousands of people are telling him he sucks
It's probably just a dozen dudes. We have to come on guys
Yeah, it's like and it will always say I don't want to talk about Anthony
I don't want to talk about Anthony
Yeah, and then he'll read anything anyone writes about Anthony
in the chat on his show.
So I'm like, you don't have to read the chat out loud.
Like, I'll listen and can't see the chat.
So he's like, someone asked him if he was talking about Jake
Paul or Logan Paul or whatever, like fighting and having
and like winning and stuff.
And so I wrote, who are we in the celebrity boxing match?
You were Anthony.
He was like, me, of course. I mean, so in wrote, we're in the celebrity boxing match. You were at the, he was like, he, of course, vice versa. He doesn't read the chat at all. It's not a good show format.
I mean, Will, you're seeing the chat that's going on during the show. Am I answering questions
during the show? I only do that. Which cuties?
That's really great.
Get your guitar, Carl. Go get your fucking shine in that hole.
That's great to listen to when they break off like that.
It's like watching, I don't even know what,
like an Instagram live or something like that.
I don't watch those.
Yes, it's not, it's like a twitch or something like that,
where it's just like, oh, what am I going to do today?
I'm going to stream for 12 hours straight.
Like, well, I'm'm gonna also live my life too
So I'll have fun with that. Yeah girl came up to me after a show and she had like a stream going
She's like hi. We're on like Twitch right now, and I was like okay cool like this is this is what you do
She's like yeah
She's yeah, I was like okay get out of here
So will I am going to take a quick piss break. I have amazing piss
break music that somebody sent me today. I think you guys are going to love this one.
I think this is going to be a winner for everybody. But I want to thank you so much for your
time and for coming on today. Talking about the end of last man again. Where could people find the new and show?
You find the new and show on YouTube getting dozens of views these days. So, you know,
if you want to make that two dozen, come check us out. And I'm Will Mooner now.
You can find me like on Twitter and Instagram and all that stuff. And I'll probably be coming
to your town to do some comedy. So I'd love it if you guys came out and saw me.
Yeah, that's right.
You're probably back, I got the dates lining up now.
Yeah, it's getting out there.
Starting to come back, man, and especially in Boston, New York, New Jersey, stuff like that.
That's so cool to you guys.
I'm just going to die in Rochester.
Oh, yeah.
It's good to hear.
I was like, I was listening and I was like, Rochester, There's a great place to die like I think that's like a fucking
Come on
People will say that to me about Boston like why are you all this you fucking dying Boston? I'm like it's a great place to die
Most of my relatives die here. Right. It's actually my only goal in life
Yeah, I'm old when it happened. All right. Well,
I'll see you. I want to come down to Rochester. We'll fight Josh Carter or something. No, no, no,
no, I like Josh. He's a great guy. But I am a phony. So hey, listen, Will, you got to come to the
carol since some time. We'll have a good time. I would love to. Yeah. We'll make it nice, bro.
We'll make it nice.
Will is a very funny standup.
So definitely check out his site, check out his dates,
and go see him when he comes near you.
And thank you so much for coming on again.
Always fun to talk to the great Will Noonan.
My pleasure.
Thank you guys.
I'll talk to you soon.
Sorry, buddy.
All right.
This is real.
I can't believe this is real.
But the people here in the studio
can actually see this video.
I don't know.
I don't see this.
I don't know how this exists. If you want to reach those kids on the street, then you got to do a rap to a hip-hop beat.
So I gave my sermon and urban kick.
My rhymes are flying, my beats are sick.
My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger.
That's because Jesus Christ is my nigga.
Oh no!
Car who?
What have you done?
He's a rare changer miracle a ranger born to the virgin mom in a manger watered a wine
He's a drink exchange and he died for your sins
I'm still word that's my gig and I rhyme better than notorious pay all the other MCs
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He's the son of the original G.
And he was sent to Earth to elucidate the way that we should be.
What?
Like if another MC says,
You're a freak, you're a lame butt,
Rapper in your rhymes so weak.
I don't get mad and I don't critique.
I forgive him and turn the other cheek.
And last theme, and I don't brag, I don't cuss.
And my pants don't sag.
I do exude a little Christian swag
and I'm proud to be an American.
Jesus Christ, is on it.
There you go.
Let us light shine through ya.
Let us love pop a cap in your butt and say hello ya.
Jesus Christ, is on it.
He's our only MCJC.
You see he's honest, Karen.
Peace, love, and make it like me.
If you do drugs and you think you're cool,
you need to come to Sunday school.
But those drugs in the garbage can't stand up tall.
You're a Christian man
What up?
I'm freestyle hit me
I don't know if that's real or not
Right I look like my principal. Yeah, it looks real. I don't know but
I want to thank my buddy, Jackie Marlow,
for all the help that he gave me this week,
because he is one of the few guys,
I think one of 11, hero,
who is subscribed to Pod Culture on Patreon.
And our buddy, Patrick Michael,
put up an episode that I don't think is available. It's an episode of the brief episode. I don't think it's available.
It's an episode of the briefcase.
I don't think it's available yet.
Maybe it will be Sunday, maybe it won't.
But he went after me.
Pretty freaking hard.
Don't tell me you don't like my show.
Don't tell me you don't like my show.
Don't tell me.
I go for the girl.
Because of the third. sir. All right. I'm gonna go through these
I think you have clips as well. Should I do my coast first?
Groge? I heard this episode or do you want to go first?
I got stuff that's outside of this episode. Yeah, actually, you know what?
Can I take you down to the trailer park real quick for five clips?
Yeah, let's do it. I do I do so happy to be here for this
Oh, this is amazing. This is great. So
Shameless was just a tsunami
We got we have a good cup. I see that we're got some fun stuff coming up. Go ahead. We climb
Anyway, he had put so much content this week. He was fucking fantastic
We're not gonna keep up with yeah banner week in Patrick Michael land
So down to the trailer park. I wonder what those kids are which is the show where he talks about Land. So down to the trailer park.
I wonder what those kids are, which is the show where he talks about what life is like in the trailer park growing up in the trailer park.
So we put on a 20 minute episode. He didn't mention the trailer park once.
What he did get into was his thoughts on the Capitol riots in January, which then evolved into this. This is number 28. Alright. But the way I mean I don't even know much about it guys. I'm not really that
into the news of any kind. I don't know. I don't like staying up to date with anything.
I'm still getting through movies from 2004. So you know I'll let you know and I've watched something recent.
Please do. And we know that's not a joke. He hasn't you know since he graduated
in high school. He hasn't seen a single new thing. So, okay, he gets back into the news.
Three and a half minutes later, he comes back to 2004.
Okay, whether you're watching an adult cartoon or dancing with the stars, maybe Big Bang Theory.
Okay.
Buzinga.
I'm not going to get that far because I'm not even watching that.
All right, I'm looking more like a rest of development style, you know, maybe some older stuff, like I said, 2004 was
the year. All the great things. I don't know.
Perhaps that'll be the episode. Let's just see if I can find. Don't know 2004 2004 events see what comes up what happened in 2004
What happened in 2004 so he gets sidetracked twice by all the awesome shit that happened in 2004
It was an amazing year there was arrested development the Iraq War the war at Afghanistan
He's not even there. He's not at the stand he's not even there he's
don't even have that he's got nothing he's literally like and I don't know what happened so
then he cues up a video what happened in 2004 we found a video listen to him fucking drown he
immediately understands he's in over his head when he hits the video it's amazing this is the magic Michael that we love right here. All right, so let's see we got this two-minute video what happened
in 2000
Oh
Ireland took over
The presidency of the council the European Union all right immediately out
Flash airlines flight 604 crashed into the red sea off the coast of Egypt killing a hundred and forty eight on board
He never heard of it. He's was a very good
He's trying to get like a list of the top movies of the year something like a pop cultural
Touchstones, but instead he winds up in this video of like European events of 2004
Yeah, and it's it fucks him up. He's reading the shed on the screen. He's fucking drowning
Within a minute. He's fucking done with the video. I
Never heard of this.
November, oh four.
I mean the train is absolutely destroyed but yeah you guys probably remember doing that shit.
I'm done with this video.
Maybe I'll just Google it.
Yeah.
I'm not editing this shit out guys.
You're just going to deal with it.
All right.
This is how a podcast is actually made.
May cut all this shit out. So waste of my time. He doesn't know how to edit it out. I'm convinced of that
No, no, no, it would be a waste of his time to edit out that amazing material
He's wasting everyone else's time. No, no, no
He's not wasting his time by putting that out. You have to understand. I'm sorry
So then he fucking Googles
out you have to understand I'm sorry so then he fucking Googles what happened to 2004 and then he tries that out it's just fucking great okay this year in history
2004 news 2004 here we go 2004 historical events on this day sure all right anyways I keep
going back to this and this is how the podcast works okay I didn't say I was
professional I just said I'm proficientian, okay, that's a word
What was that word he said he was proficient? You heard him
No, I don't have no time this can you read your notes? It tell me mine the fuck you just said my notes say let's Google
That's up to today with a clip very good, okay, wow
That's also the name of the clip. Very good.
Okay.
Wow.
That was a trip to the trailer park.
All right.
So, Patrick Michael happened to catch
that I was on the Chip Chipperson poddakaster.
I was gonna add up to that.
He's not too thrilled about this.
He's a little bit bummed out.
What you're gonna hear is every time he says my name,
he like reverses it or something.
So my name doesn't come out large.
Yeah.
Alright, whatever.
Check out the big brain on Vinny.
So yeah, this is the beginning of this.
So this is a 20 minute long podcast.
I'm not sure how much I didn't clip.
So I apologize in advance.
We're going to run through this quick, but it's just amazing. He is so jealous. He's so jealous. He's so jealous. He's so jealous.
That I got to talk to Jim and and and. Now some of you listeners out there might have came to the show
because of all the representation and and funny stuff that old coral
From a
Tate nobs either says thrown at me right the guys out there throwing shade
I've never heard of him. He doesn't like my podcast. He can't punch up so he punches down and I've been a
victim of that for too long. So it's about time park.'s about time, my friend. It's going down and, you
know, that was going to happen. No, I'm so happy. You know, it fucking nailed it. Holy shit.
So this is part of the thing that I love about Patrick Michael is he refuses to learn
about what I do or what I say, but spends tons of times bitching about it.
Yeah. He said in there that I can only punch down that I don't punch up. And that's absurd.
Obviously, just to put it in words that he understands, that's absurd. I punch up all the fucking
time. Because the fact is, if you're not Carl, you know. Yes. I'm obviously a ridiculous human who thinks
that I could tell people are actually
successful at podcasting, how to podcast.
It's kind of what I'm known for.
I told come top they suck.
It's the most amount of confidence you've ever seen.
Yes, I never once think, like, well,
maybe I'm the wrong, because they're doing much better
than me.
No, I never think that.
I forgot through his head once.
All right, let's get into the crux of this.
Forralk finally made it to the top of podcasting. He made it to the top of broadcasting really
All right, okay, what is known as the chip chiperson program?
Asshole this was my second time on the chip chiperson podcast you mother fucker. How dare you act like I just finally got there
I bet Anthony coo me a four times, but who's coming?
Chip twice.
Ah, yeah, I wrote it down right over here.
That's what those notches in the bed post are.
Yes, it carved into the mic.
And I'm not against this.
I have nothing against Garalkal doing this.
Good for you.
The only thing is, is I guess I would have liked to talk to Kumiya and Norton while
they still have all of their faculties. You know, because it's just a matter of time before
reading in the paper about people destroying their graves.
Oh, what is he talking about? He gets angry. He's calling them, even though he obviously likes
and respects him as jealous. He's calling them racist, who history will not think kindly of.
Is that what you think?
That was not exactly the last one.
That's exactly what it means.
Okay.
He said people, why else would they destroy their graves?
It's like Confederate statues.
Yeah, that's point.
Yeah, it could be right about that.
Yeah, well, he's stupid.
I just think it's funny that he's calling them washed up pretty much.
He's like, these are old man who their days are not-
But they're also at the height of Brock.
Well, yeah, I know. it does get a little bit confused
By the way, you heard that little clip at the end
That was his soundboard
Yes
He starts using it correctly, it's still not good
Yeah
But he starts using it correctly
So I didn't put in any of these soundboard clips
You're gonna hear these are all from his show
And let's keep going through this
I'm jealous
I'm jealous
I would love to be on the on a podcast and talk to
Kumi on Norton and some gamer chick. And then I just wondered I only watch like
60 Seconds of it because that's about as much as they use of my content. That's
as about as much as they're willing to listen to my stuff. Which is fine. I can
give a fuck dude, but also understand you're still a middle-aged dude
who has no friends.
He's right. He is right.
What the fuck is he talking about there? He's caress me, get straws right there.
And her name is Zia. She's very funny. That's a nice girl.
He also says, he only watched 60 seconds of me, because that's all I do watch of him,
when I've listened to so many hours of patch
Oh my god just this week I spent three hours
I know yeah, I don't know where he goes with that accusation
I mean literally this room is like the center of the Patrick Michael research
The laboratory of the planet we should have government funding for this. Yeah, we're thinking about a research that we're doing
How was there not a grant for what we're doing for this guy?
Frankly, I think you two should be legally allowed to commit him.
Yes!
Yes!
And then I don't know, for some reason, poor Jim Norton,
he really gets the brunt of all of this anger and jealousy that he's got.
So bask in your glory of hanging out with Jim Norton's alter ego.
But be it, let's be honest with Jim Norton's alter ego.
But be it, let's be honest, Jim Norton is a lonely fucking guy. That's a lonely sad dude.
Alright, he's got nobody, he doesn't have anything.
And I would imagine Carl's gloating on his own podcast,
sad just did Chip Chipperson. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Yeah. So much projection. I know!
Well, but Carl and his heart is empty and sad.
To be honest with you, and to be fair.
Yeah, I did five shows with like the real Jim Norton,
and I didn't hang out in the green room.
No, no.
You introduced me to Jim Norton, not even Sarah, they...
All right, let's keep this going.
Most of the people listening to my podcast don't even know who Chip Chipperson is,
let alone Jim Norton or Carl.
Oh, good.
So this is just straight up dumb,
because he started the show saying,
a lot of the people listening found me through Carl.
Yeah.
So anyone who's a fan of this show would know
who Jim Norton is.
Obviously, he's the best.
He really is.
He's amazing, right? He really is. He's amazing, right?
He really is.
He refuses to, or at least he says, I don't know.
He refuses to listen to my show or know anything about me,
but can't wait to talk mad shit
about my interpersonal relationships.
Yeah.
And everything about my psyche.
Yeah, oh yeah.
Which is amazing.
It's really fantastic.
If he spent 30 minutes listening to a show,
he'd realize that all of these things that he's been saying would never hurt my feelings
as they're not even close to true.
And by the way, he thinks that he crushed me
in this episode.
He's so funny.
He feels really good about it.
Whenever anyone even attempts to hurt your feelings,
we all just laugh like fucking animals.
We can't help it because we're just like,
ah, such a loser.
I laugh about lawsuits that can ruin me.
You're not gonna hurt my feelings with your orders.
You moron.
In fact, when I think about where Boroch belongs,
it is with washed up broadcasters.
Okay, because remember, Jim Norton, Anthony Kumia,
both of these guys, I mean, one of them still does radio.
You probably didn't even know that.
Have you guys heard of radio? It was this thing, I mean a lot of vehicles had had them in there.
That could do that. And you could essentially listen to whatever you wanted. There's talk radio,
there's Christian radio, there's you know pirate radio, right? That's where people steal music
and they play it on there for free. Pirate radio, Christian radio. There's also modern rock.
Oh I'm sorry, we're definitely that. That's also Modern Rock. Oh, I'm sorry.
We're definitely that.
That was not the definition of pirate radio.
I think we could all agree on that.
That's not where you steal music.
Has to deal with the FCC and other waves.
That's just him zinging him, man.
You got it.
You got to stay on top of his way.
Well, he goes.
These guys are washed up broadcasters.
I mean, Jim Norton is still on every single morning
on Sirius XSAM.
I'm doing 30 million people yeah, right?
You know there's this millions of people will sing new memories and you know yeah, all right
So I had the kumi it as a show four days a week on his
Network and that network has tons of shows on and he makes it living from it and he's a multi-million every these guys are washed up
They're not doing anything like oh you got me man. Yeah, but how many pairs of headphones do they all that's a good point
Got him there also I didn't send this to Patrick Michael. He found it. Yeah
He was the one he probably watches chips. You know how upset he was that day. Oh
Chips. Oh my god. When he saw that he saw my
He saw my sweet skateboard decks behind me. He's like uh-oh
There I mean Jim Norton's not even a relevant comedian at this point.
The most recent thing he did was play Don Rickles in The Joker, I believe.
Jesus Christ.
It was the Irish man.
It was the fucking Scorsese move.
Yes.
He got to play the greatest comedian of all time.
His personal hero in a movie directed by Martin Scorsese starring Al Pacino, Robert De Niro,
and Fucky Joe Pesci came out of retirement to be in it.
And that's not relevant.
Yes, but he has a dumb shit.
I mean, other than work for the greatest living director of American cinema, he has a
much better.
He even Sarah Silverman gave Marty a pass.
There you have it.
There you have it.
Is that the worst possible example
that he could have given right there?
That he was in the Irishman?
It's a good scene too.
It's a really good scene.
Fucking crush us.
You go back to 2004.
He was in Spider-Man.
That would have been 01, but I'll give it to you.
Aw, fine.
I'll go slide.
But I also say this, you guys might be wondering
why it took me so long to give or all a proper beating
Well, that's because I never heard his show
So he's finally giving me a proper beating. Yeah, he's never heard my show and
Why doesn't he listen to me? I'm not gonna waste my time listening to people that I've never heard of
I'd rather listen to somebody who's famous, you know?
Dolly Parton's got a podcast.
Easily just as accessible as everybody else who's got a shitty one.
All right, and she's inspiring people, folks.
But anyways, it goes back to Why Would I, you know?
But apparently because he is an O&A fan, he must be some sort of rose god,
or he's just very
He's very good at shitting on things. I don't know
Isn't this the thing that he always makes fun of where he goes
Why are you giving money to the famous person on patreon? They don't even need it They're already famous. Why are you listening to a podcast? Oh somebody's already famous and I was going
I only listen to shows if I know who the person is and they're famous
I'm losing my mind on that clip for so many reasons.
Also, he does know who I am.
He's talking about me and multiple episodes
and this one is dedicated to me.
And not for nothing, the reason why you would listen
to the show is because we talk about you.
If any show talks about me, I listen to it.
I mean, how can he not?
It's your responsibility.
It's, I mean, it's, it's fun.
And that, and that.
Does anybody else find it weird that he just admitted
that he listens to Dolly Parton's podcast?
Yeah, that was a weird, he pulls out weird examples.
Like, he's just sitting in that closet going,
oh, I'm gonna hear what Dolly's got to say today.
She's so sunny.
I don't even know if he's listening to a Dolly Parton podcast.
I just think that his brain doesn't work real quickly.
Okay, okay, that makes more sense to me. That was the first thing that popped into his head. It was Dolly Parton. I'm just think that his brain doesn't work real quickly. Okay, okay, that makes more sense to the first thing that popped into his head was Dali Parton.
I just tried to figure out why this kid would be listening to Dali Parton's podcast.
Can I get a forensic account? Now, this, does she have a podcast? Is this even a thing?
It might not be. I think that was just a quick example he had.
Also on a side note, Carl is a terrible roaster. Oh, stop it. I watched you in a roast battle.
I played that on the show. Yeah battle i played that on the show yeah i
played it on the show see people can uh... determine what they think about that
alright so this is another vote great ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha me on this clip. Truth is, these guys are so desperate for new friends. They're willing to just stoop to a fucking ridiculous level and have this guy hunt their
podcast.
Is this what we're doing now?
You're so desperate, Jim Norton, that you have to have a guy who, I would imagine not
many people like it all.
I mean he has the personality of a baby carrot.
I mean he has the personality of a baby carrot. I mean he has the personality of a baby carrot.
Okay, the guy looks like he brushes his teeth a little too long just to feel the brush
hit the back of his throat.
Hit the back of his throat.
Do you want to analyze these jokes, Vinnie?
What do you think?
Where is he going wrong with these?
The punchlines.
Really? If we're going to start. The the person the baby carrot. That's hilarious right?
It's an inanimate object. Yeah, right so like he looks like a baby carrot would
Maybe I don't know I don't know because if you are a
Audi of one I don't understand if your podcast or who has a following and makes money and he knows that I make money on patreon
And then we have a following and stuff then you wouldn't make fun of me for having a shitty personality.
Right.
Or a non-personality as I said.
Go for the club feet.
Yes!
Right!
Go for the club feet!
Go back to your head.
Like, baby carrots.
When he said, baby, that's what he meant.
When he talked about brushing, I thought for sure he was going to say I brushed so hard,
I pushed him out of light or something.
Right.
But then he said back in the throat.
I thought he was going to go with, looks like he's been brushing his teeth with brillo pads.
I don't know what the fuck he was actually doing,
but I will say though in his defense,
Crojan, I were talking before the show about
how you really don't have very many friends.
You're not fair enough.
We both agree.
Fair enough.
So I did think it was, it was interesting that not only
this guy come on and have the worst roast jokes
anyone's ever told.
I don't know, time Myers has been in a roast.
Okay, fair enough, you're right.
The second worst roast jokes anyone's ever told.
Carl was in a roast.
But he also thinks that he's zinging me.
He's like feeling like he's crushing me right now
and he's doing a really good job.
Okay, this is that type of guy.
He looks like the type of guy
that wrestles with a comforter in the morning
because he's just not strong enough
to get out of it on his own.
See, this is how you roast someone.
You find their insecurities.
You find out what makes them insecure about themselves
and you pick at that.
Because that's where you get people to be like,
oh, really, my teeth, come on, man.
This guy said I'm too weak to get a comforter off me.
I got that insecure about my strength.
How about, if you want, well,
you want to make fun of the strength,
make fun of the fact that his sister had to carry him
around in a poose until like eight three,
because it's comfy.
You want to like, fun to car,
I mean, go something like that.
This guy would go on the Charlie Sheenro,
and be like, this guy can't even make it in Hollywood.
You know, he picks the wrong things to goof on.
Shit that that wouldn't be insecure about.
I mean, if you want to make fun of Carl,
you can make fun of his pew-bear.
What are you talking about?
My pew-bear looks amazing because the man-skate
flaunt more 3.0.
The truth is, if all of these old ONA fans
needed somewhere to go, why the fuck would it be
to some random dudes podcast that reviews podcasts?
I think he's missing the point of podcasting guy.
It was never supposed to be good.
First off, people have not come to my show.
They've got to come down.
So he's right about that.
Secondly, why does he think that the point of podcasting
was to not be good?
Why does he think that?
Why does he think there's a point of podcasting?
Period.
You know what I mean?
Oh, so a good question.
Goddamn he's right.
I'm very confused about this.
As as Dick Masterson would say,
what do you mean by that?
It's a weird thought.
I'd love to just have a follow up question on that one.
Yeah.
He's making for the podcast.
They're not even supposed to be good.
What do you mean by that?
Yeah.
Why wouldn't they be good?
How in God's name can we get the two of you in a room?
I'm sure Carl would be entertaining as a substitute teacher for eighth graders, but if he was in one of my classes
he would be crying after every single period. Every day he would just be whimpering in the
class afterwards because me and my friends would just destroy this guy. So wait, did this
guy peek in eighth grade because he's not funny now, but he's saying that him and his friends
would have crushed me in eighth grade. What does that mean?
Do you have like an eateth bunker?
Thou's where the day is right there.
What the fuck is he even saying?
Man, when he was in, when I was in jewelry class, I would fucking lick you up.
When I was 11, when I was 11 years old, man, I totally can't tore you up.
I mean, this is your chance right now.
You know I'm listening to this.
You ought me to listen to this.
If you're going to hurt my feelings, do it now.
You didn't get the chance of the eighth grade.
Now you can do it.
And he's so busy, he puts the victory dance in the clips.
Well, that's doing it.
You know what I mean?
Oh boy, now he's talking about how the O&A show must have sucked
because all the comics who were on there
didn't go on to make anything of themselves.
I would imagine he's probably a great guy
outside of what he does for a podcast.
I have no idea.
But I wonder is he a failed comic or something?
Because he's a big fan of an old radio show that did nothing for anyone.
If Owen A is so goddamn special, then why didn't it help the careers of any of these comics?
None of them.
None of them benefited from this at all.
Okay, that's just look at the
fucking facts. Alright, let's look at the facts. Yeah, that was in the Scorsese movie. Yeah, what a
dub dub. I'm gonna name a couple of comics and you tell me if they're doing well or not. Sure.
And you tell me if they weren't as far advanced in their career back when they used to do open
Anthony right, go Amy Schumer. No Josh Potter. Bill Burr, Louis CK Tom Papa, Colin Quinn, Dan Soderge, and quarantine Rich Voss, Biden McFarland, Nick
DiPolo, Joe Rogan. Well, what's he done? What's Joe Rogan up to these days? He's disappeared.
Don't even hear that. That's the dumbest, I mean, of all the dumb things that's too much
of a sassy. That is really fucking a stupid thing, but he's trying to turn it into I'm
a failed comic for some reason. And yet there's so many of these weird YouTube channels and podcasters and shit like that
that are living in the glory days of a fucking radio show that doesn't give a fuck about
them nor does any real person give a shit about that radio show.
Ha!
You know that contradicts itself?
He's so fucking stupid.
You know man.
Nobody cares about this thing thing everyone's talking about it
Yeah, it's like a yogi baritism and he's the one that's obsessed with radio show
Reason worry even talking about it is because he spent 20 fucking minutes on it and because he found it naturally Yes, yeah, it's correct. Yeah, it's that he said he why would I ever listen to Carl show?
He's somebody I've never heard of. But somehow you naturally found Carl
listening to a show that you like.
So therefore, yes, you have heard of Carl.
You can't use that argument on here.
He goes, people are dedicating all this time
to a show that nobody cares about.
And that show doesn't care about them.
But I was just on the show that was them,
which means they must get, like all of this
doesn't make any sense at all.
There's totally not that's a problem.
And he went out of his way to look for the watches.
So yeah, it's whole point is mode.
He refuses to learn anything from me.
It's just a weird, I mean, if that's your entire MO, it's weird.
It's a different thing to talk about big podcasters.
But to talk about just your average, a typical guy doing a podcast about wrestling and his
basement, who, what makes you the fucking podcast god?
Yeah, he makes you the all-knowing.
So I will answer this question for Patrick Michael.
He never listened to my show, but he says, why would Carl know anything about podcasting?
I do a shit ton of research.
The answer is I put more work into one episode of W-A-T-P,
than you've put into all your podcasts combined.
Except for this one, because you did put in that cool backmasking effect.
That's true, that's true, he did put that in.
Which he did put in, which also makes me wonder.
He must know how to add it.
Well, he turned into like a David Lynch character there.
You know what I mean? He's got backwards phrases and shit and like,
Carl a little little red suit out of black and white and wild floor.
Now, was that to keep, let's just say, somebody from Clippin' Out,
the shitty says about Carl and then using it as a cold open?
You know, I was trying to figure it out.
Well, why would you bother? Why would you give a shit and go in and reverse the words?
It is weird. It is weird that he did that. So what's funny about this is he goes,
I don't know what makes him the god of podcasting and I know more about why people
have Patrick Michael than Patrick Michael does. I know why the briefcase is his most popular show.
He does not. I literally know more about his podcast than he knows about his podcast.
Yeah. Which is fascinating. Which is amazing that I know more about why he's popular.
I turn people on to him.
I discovered this fucking guy,
and he's like, what is this guy fucking know about anything?
Yeah.
I know everything, obviously.
That's proof.
All right, so I have these days when he gets big carls,
just gonna be in a room sounding like Judy Garland.
Just, I discovered him. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha this specific show I really want him to hear and learn from because he's so misguided
with all of these things that he's saying they couldn't be further from the truth or reality.
All right, so I have a poster of the room, the movie that Tommy was so created.
Indeed.
Behind me and people have been noticing that because I changed up our studio so now the room is behind
me when I go on web cams and Patrick Michael noticed this as well. The guy had a poster of that shitty movie,
The Room, on his wall, next to two Star Wars.
Very contradicting. Very contradicting.
I guess you would call it more advanced.
All right, that's gonna be true, right?
I also listened to Tim Dylan and the briefcase.
So this is my life.
This is how I live my life, Patrick.
I know it's very confusing, but that's just how it
goes. So if you've came to my show and hated it because you're
missing some garbage radio show, and we'll go fuck yourself
for living in the glory days of something so far. Let's be
honest, the infamous table at the seller doesn't even exist
anymore. So to think, shitting on people is your way of
getting recognized? Just look where all those guys ended up.
The funny thing about that, Rochester.
The funny thing about this is he's saying that
the O&A show was a subpar show.
And why are people even still interested in that?
And the reason why he's saying that it sucked is because
Jim and Anthony don't have careers now.
When obviously he'd go after OP
and he could make an argument for that and be like,
how good could the show have been? OP's talking to 27 people on Facebook and ask him
on his directives, I took it before you could, I knew you wanted to.
Oh, he passed it.
But he could have made a good argument, he could be like,
oh, he made the wrong argument.
Going into Jim Norton and Anthony Kubio are obviously doing very well for
themselves as multi-millionaires who make a living from entertainment.
Yeah.
Well, and he's got damn it.
He gets in these loops, he had two minutes of stuff to say,
in it's 20-minute episode, and he just goes around and around and around the block.
He never stopped fucking repeating himself this whole time.
And he has a lot of confidence, too.
Yeah.
Everything he says is retarded.
Yes.
And he says it was such authority.
Like, smarmy authority.
Yes.
It's ridiculous.
But it is good to see that Carl's just a 40-year-old
limptick living in the glory days of ONA.
It's pathetic.
Whoa.
Yeah, you are no-dally-parten.
Glory days is my word.
Yeah.
All right, you don't start thinking my word now.
That's what I say.
Carl's penis has been erect since the cutie's
Now I guess his discord or whatever that is
Basically tells him things to listen to so he doesn't do any work
He doesn't edit. He has a producer, right?
So he's one of these big-time podcasters guys
He doesn't put in the actual hours to create his content anymore
You guys do all the work for him. Youacks what a fucking lame life dude if he's trying to troll me by saying
Everything the opposite of the truth. He's doing it good. I need for Christa. I've been looking at Christa's entire time
He's been sitting there fidgeting and drinking wine
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He legitimately offended me.
Just kidding.
And again, I can't imagine how Warhol
clogged his podcast at the end of the show.
Hey, guys, I do a podcast that talks shit
about all of your podcast and not in a funny way.
Basically, like an asshole, you know?
Like a guy that you would think is much more handsome
than me.
Also, why does he look like he willingly
bathes his mother every night? Must be the eyes.
What does any of that mean?
I look like a guy who bathes his mother every night.
It must be the eyes. What does that mean?
Why is that funny? It's not witty or interesting or anything.
It's not even a coherent sentence. Even as a fucking thought, it doesn't make any fucking sense.
So he wanted to know how the chip show ended.
He could have watched it.
He only watched 60 seconds.
He could have watched to see how the plugs went
at the end.
I'll play it for you.
This is how the chip chippers in the show ended
as we plugged our show.
This has been a crazy one.
We've been going, but this is a fun game show.
I'm going to be doing this more for Carl.
I love this.
Carl, what you fucking pod the cast? Carl on these pod the cast. We're can people get it and see
it's very popular. Yeah, go to who are these? Come all the episodes are up there.
Plus the links to all of our stuff or patreon, the discord server or subreddit, Twitter,
all the places you can find us around there. I got an idea for you Carl. Okay. Here it is. Imagine this.
Who are these podcasts?
Podcasts?
Yes.
I love it.
Make it happen.
Who?
Doing who are?
Who?
You get it.
I'm surprised it hasn't been done yet.
Yes.
I am too with the popularity of all parties these days.
Unless we have a whole jingles department on our show. So yes, you do a lot of jingles. I like that.
And the stuttering John, uh, cockroach that I don't know what type of face magic you're using,
what type of deep, deep fucking fake magic you're using, but I love the Stuttering John bits better than actual Stuttering John's bits.
Yeah, thank you for reminding me on our YouTube channel.
We had a bunch of Stuttering John deep fake videos that are very fun.
They feature Stuttering John doing the types of things that he does on his show.
Sometimes verbatim and they're very funny
There's so fun. I hope you know. I'm like one of your biggest fans
All right, so I would not have played that I honestly would not have played that but of course dumb dumb has to go
Oh, I wonder how they plugged his show. It was with Anthony Kumi is saying he's one of my biggest fans
It's how we ended the show just that fly. I answered one question for me. Yeah, what's that no creep off plug?
I forgot no creep off plug But I did talk about the separate jet deep fake videos and although I forgot about that original
Interrupted his big tree lad
Taking a big tree lad good
Hope he fucking trips the starting line
Uh, I hope he fucking trips to the starting line. Jen from the Jiggles Department showed up on the livestream yesterday and we hit some of our favorite jiggles.
We should order five.
Victory lap was out there.
Yeah, what?
Qtis is rough.
What did she think about seeing that?
Oh, she didn't watch much of it at all.
She got the hell out of the room.
Not bad.
Very quickly.
She didn't even know it was on the screen.
She was just,
that movie is
Ouch.
Alright, a few more clips.
It's weird to think this guy has any funny things.
I mean, he looks like he's been divorced.
Okay, I listen to 60 seconds of him say one thing about...
He didn't even understand the Star Wars jokes coming from Norton.
Okay?
And this guy's supposed to be your fucking hero.
You're...
You're a funny, funny man. The guy... I don't get it.
I don't get it're funny, funny man, the guy, I don't get it, I don't get it.
I'm funny, funny man.
So he says he listened to 60 seconds of it and I look like a guy who's been divorced.
He's one of his happy, I don't know, that's a weird one.
I am going to pay you a compliment.
Then what's that?
I think you probably should be more people's hero.
I thought you'd think so.
Yeah, because I have to say what do you do except for tell people to be better? Like that's all you do.
Is you tell people to fucking act right?
My better.
My lifestyle is very impressive.
I will give you that.
Nothing wrong with that.
It's going around to help people they suck.
Yeah, that's how I do for a living.
It's pretty great.
I knew, I knew, I knew.
But anyway, I do love the fact that this guy did 20 minutes
on me after watching 60 seconds and he knows that I'm not funny, which is great.
And you look at him and you're like,
Oh, yeah, this guy, he would not say anything to anybody, face to face.
At all.
For sure.
The world get blown over by a gust of wind.
All right, and he would try to make some corny joke.
Just a scared guy.
It's fucked up, dude.
It's just a fucked up situation that he's even doing anything.
I can't attest that you might get bit
with the smile talking face to face.
Patrick Michael, the fake drummer from the misfits
punched him in the face.
The shit that he said.
No, he fucking runs his mouth, Patrick Michael,
that's what he does.
I'm also doing a live show not far from where you live, Patrick Michael, if you to come to Chicago. I'll let you in the place and we can we can talk face to face
I'm not afraid I am not afraid you want to be special
but corral
Remember I am no one and
Neither are you
And either are you Carl you. You're fucking nobody, too.
All right.
It's just that I've never met somebody with the name Carl and thought this is a cool guy.
Oh, he got me there.
That's a pretty good bird.
People in the world.
Letters come on.
People named Carl suck.
That's a pretty good burn.
I like that.
This does look like a guy that's probably a failed comic.
Probably a guy that he wrote a lot of stuff, very Bill Hicks inspired, but he could
just never get the confidence to be on stage. With a face like that, I would stick
to podcasting and audio only, you know, stay off the video. I'm sure there's a lot
of cutscenes that we didn't get to see from the the old chip chippers and podcast
Go check go check that out if you think I
Don't know it's all worth it
Go watch it and tell me if I'm wrong
Go watch it and you'll see how right I am you're wrong about everything you said
I'm not afraid to get up on stage. I've played it like a thousand bands. Yeah, I love getting up on stage
I'm gonna touch it horror the fuck you talking about
All right, what's great about this? This is the kicker. This is the big payoff
So he's gone through all this sit Jim Norton's washed up Anthony's a husband who even cares about ONA
That show is some par none of this matters none of the comedians who are on that show are good
But the honest truth is I actually enjoy Kumiya chip Bobby Kelly that show was subpar, none of this matters, none of the comedians who were on that show are good.
But the honest truth is I actually enjoy Kumiya,
Chip, Bobby Kelly.
I watch them every time I can.
That's where the giant fan,
and this is all on a jealousy.
This whole episode was a jealous rant.
And it was three quarters of him
shitting on Jim Norton and one quarter shitting on you.
That's not a prize.
That's the craziest part. He's like, I'm gonna rip Carl apart. That Jim Norton. Yeah, one quarter shitting on you That's a surprise That's the craziest part
He's like I'm gonna rip Carl apart that Jim Norton guys a real jerk. What?
It doesn't make any fucking sense. So I obviously got supposed to be good
I've obviously got him very upset that I was on chip show because apparently he's done more podcast talking about this than just that one
I haven't even gotten to him yet
But you listen to some.
I did.
So on Monday of this week, he did a brief case.
I just want to throw a couple of quick ones out
because, Carl, I think it's important for you
to hear a successful comedian.
Okay.
I mean, not a failed comedian,
not somebody who loves old school radio shows,
but someone who has humor in their fucking very poor.
You know what I'm glad to be here.
Thank you very much.
Number 21.
Save that for your congressman.
Or your grandma.
I mean, what else are you going to talk to your grandma about?
Right?
You tell her what a podcast is.
She's going to be like, I don't know both of those words.
Is this some sort of a fishing thing, a
pod cast? Is this a proper way to cast some sort of a pod type of lure? I don't know. I am
unaware. I am a grandmother. And that's how you write a joke.
Are you? Rosted.
Are you?
Rosted.
Now this not being ironic. I think this is the funniest thing he's ever said and I want to point out before I play this
That I had to boost this clip
17 decibels just to even hear it okay
You cannot even hear his fucking show even when you're listening to his fucking show anchor.fm
All the tools you need to make your own podcast.
And this is 22, this was the next one there.
And even the production of this, you know,
even the production of this show is so low brow
at this point, like I'm not even trying.
And my not trying is still better than somebody
who has spent nothing but hours upon hours
trying to create a studio or whatever the fuck.
Because the difference between what I'm doing and what everybody else is done or continues to do is I'm not doing this because I want you to listen. In fact I
still don't. I don't know why you would.
Uh oh, Ray Tart Alert! Ray Tart Alert Class! I would love to know based on what?
He legitimately thinks that his shows are better
than shows made by people who build studios
and then spend hours preparing for the shows.
Right.
Based on what?
Why would you say that?
It's based on the amount of $5 headphones.
It might be because he legitimately watches
two bearish one cave and thinks that's like a high-end show. I don't know. He's like
these people are like returning like yeah okay with you that. Yeah so wild.
But he got a new sponsor. The briefcase now has a sponsor and I clipped two
things from the ad break and they're just amazing number 24. Oh good. Today's
episode is brought to you by The Garbage Man. Today's episode is brought to you by The Garbage Man. Today's episode is brought to you by your local garbage man.
Do you throw trash away at a consistent rate that's kind of beyond the idea of even possibly
recycling?
Well guess what, that's what our local trash men are here for.
They're going to save you time, they're going to save you money and effort.
You can simply throw your trash into the street and we'll come pick it up and you'll never
know our names, see our faces, or really appreciate us as human beings.
But that's fine, we're just trash men, right?
We don't make $50,000 a year.
Okay.
Chloris.
His show is brought to you by garbage men.
This goes on for almost two minutes.
Almost two minutes and this is the very end of it.
Okay.
So, condonate to us so that we can keep this ball rolling.
That's right. You thought we were rammed by the mafia, but we're actually rammed by the
Illuminati. These are the big wigs that you don't see. They all wear suits. We wear trash
man clothing. I was like, one Z-S. Yeah, how else do you think we make all of your garbage
and cuck-on disappears? That's right. Large, large fires. And you know what else goes in large
fires? Marshmallows. And that was the end of the ad break. And then he goes right back This appears right large large fires. You know what else goes in large fires marshmallows and
That was the end of the ad break and then he goes right back to the show. Oh, where is bit? I got to give it to them
They don't know there's been sewage and garbage. That's cool
Just these are just like two oh by the way that's Drake peacock that you heard on there
I had too much to get to obviously were running very along today learned the affiliates, but I saw the Drake Peacock
episode when he was on Kill Tony,
and Tony Hinchcliffe was fascinated by,
oh, what's that guy?
That's Tony Hinchcliffe.
Do you see what happened with Tony Hinchcliffe last week?
Yeah, yeah, he got a little trouble.
Anyway, we can talk about that at another time,
but he was fascinated by this Drake Peacock character.
He talked to him for a while, and I think we have to examine that at some point. Yeah, I like to point out how Chris again is doing nothing
You were told to alert the affiliates
Something
All right, what else you got in here?
Grosch. That's it. That's it. That's everything you wanted to talk about. That's so much Patrick Michael that I can barely contain.
I have a fun little clip of my buddy Brian Johnson. The last time I did this show.
From ACDC. Brian Johnson from Tellum Steve David. Would you kindly,
and comic book about it, was my co-host on the show. And he's something happened. I saw it.
We had a video feed of him but I
wasn't you know locking eyes or anything. So I guess I missed something that was
rather interesting that happened. My cat almost pissed in my face the other day.
Which cat? Princess Mitch. I was doing a I have like a little how old is Princess
Mitch? I should probably like eight. Yeah, seven or eight somewhere in there. So I
have this this table set up with my laptop on it and my mic and all the shit when I do
like, because I do podcasts with the rock.
And I was doing one with my buddy Carl, who are these podcasts where we go on and like
he goes on and he roasts other podcasts and shit like that.
So I'm doing it and the cat climbs up on the table and she's walking around, and I don't
mind, but now she's walking in front of the camera and shit.
So I try to like nudge her away,
and I guess she did that marking her territory thing,
which I've never seen in the eight straight years.
Piss shoots out right at me,
and much like fucking piano reaves in the matrix.
I fucking went down like this.
Not like piano reaves though,
it actually hit me on my sweatshirt.
It was a very small amount,
but I'm in the middle of doing a fucking podcast, right?
So he's getting on audio?
No, I didn't tell him or anything.
He didn't see it.
And I don't know that he even noticed.
Like when I fuck it, because I, and I, that much shoved her away.
What's it?
You're that much of a pro.
I just had to keep rolling, man.
Cut pissing everything.
Wow.
He has a pro. I did not notice that at all. He was getting pissed off from his cat. You're that much of a pro. I just had to keep rolling man. Cut pissing everything. Wow. He has a pro
I did not notice that at all. He was getting pissed off from his cat. You're a pro you absolutely alright anytime
Your name is mentioned you hear it every time
That's unbelievable poor guy. That's funny funny stuff. So yeah, thanks Brian
I always appreciate the plugs. He goes on a giant podcast Tom Steve Dave and plugs this show as a pre-roll, which is awesome
and I really appreciate Brian. He's also one of our best celebrity guests.
He's really good on the show. Yeah, I was getting a lot of kudos for him when I was doing the live chat yesterday.
I don't have Southern John stuff today, but I will play this because it's funny.
This is John getting interrupted during a show.
But anyway, it's ridiculous.
Hold on a second.
I'm doing a show here.
I don't know.
They're not going to my door.
Or they're not going somewhere else. I think they're hammer gonna send me a rouse.
I think they're hammering something somewhere. Ha ha ha ha.
Yeah.
I think so.
The audacity of this guy,
to yell at his door,
I'm doing a show here.
It was just like when he was talking to Spectrum,
and he's like,
I got hit by Internet,
I talked a million to people
on my show every day.
I hope it's the Marshalls.
Like just, I know.
You know.
But this guy will goof on me for podcasting
for my basement.
He's in the apartment complex where people are like
hammering and knocking on doors
and neighbor kids are running around.
I'm so upset at John.
Why?
Cause he wouldn't do the show with me.
He did give a price.
He did counteroffer, Dr. Steve.
I heard.
Yeah, I heard.
I thought it was too steep.
I told Steve, I didn't tell Steve to do it.
I know, I wouldn't either, but I mean,
the fact that we offered him money in general
and I told him I would treat him fairly.
We offered him $1,000, Dr. Steve did, offered him $1,000.
And John came back and said, $2,150 is the price that he needs to do it.
Which, in my book, is about the same amount of money.
Right.
Because doubling it is still just, it's not changing your life for anything.
And it was very specific, too.
2015.
That's like a mortgage payment or something.
That's a lot like a mortgage payment or something.
Or maybe it's our retainer fee.
I don't know.
So it's probably what he owes for back to out support.
I will tell you,
I will tell you,
and I will tell you,
if I were to go in and read my private correspondence with John,
it would say,
John, I don't care if you use the money to sue Carl.
Yes, you did say that.
And I bet it.
Well, the money's don't care. Do whatever you want to do with it.
Just come out of the show. I'll treat your fair. We'll have a good time. And he just
fucking refused. I'm so mad at you, John. He doesn't have a comic for Christmas. He doesn't have a
Sunday humor. All right, what do we talk about today? We talked about Sarah Silverman and her
political activist podcast. We talked about my bookie. Welcome back my bookie. We talked about come down on the cringe of the week.
Will Noon in join us as we talked about
Ulfie radio and everything that he's been up to.
Then we got that amazing song for our P break.
We had the briefcase where Patrick Michael lost his mind
because I was on the chip chip with some podcast.
So that means it's time for everybody's
favorite part of the show. I was way behind on prepping today there was just too much going on
as you can see and plus I wasted five hours my fucking life yesterday. So I do not have a teaser, but I will tell him a show again.
I will tell you that on this show next week,
we're gonna have both Andy the trucker and Kevin joining us.
So that'll be a lot of fun.
Definitely looking forward to that.
We'll figure out what podcast we're gonna do very soon.
Crows, I want to thank you so much for coming over, bringing all these lips.
Is there anything that you would like to plug my front?
Yes, I got a whole shitload of plugs.
The isotopes, pick your brains, is out today, wherever fine instrumental rock and roll is served.
Yes.
And well, you're over at the isotopes.com, checking that out.
Please download the latest episode of my show that everybody loves.
It's called Behind the Smile Talk, and here's a sneak preview of what you're going to hear this week.
Not only did Carl from who are these podcasts reportedly seek marital refuge and high profile
networking at Jeffrey Epstein's Manhattan mansion, but he also hoped Epstein would help him
secure the Nobel Peace Prize. One former who are these podcasts employee told the Daily
Beast that Carl quote, thought that Jeffrey would be able to help him that he would know the right
people or some kind of way to massage things so he could get the Nobel Peace Prize
which is what call from who are these podcasts wants more than anything else in the
world.
Oh boy, all right, you're good.
You're digging deep with us.
This is unbelievable.
And that's the different for it.
That's right.
Shaken the world of WATP.
And by the way, I'll be in the subreddit later.
My name is, how was your history?
Rectomy.
I'm telling you.
All right.
And Vitty, I want to thank you for coming over
and hanging out with us today.
Thank you for having me.
It was fun.
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention it on our wrap up.
We talked about Josh Potter and your relationship
with Josh Potter and the Josh Potter show.
Yeah, I'm done ever discussing it.
That would be the last time.
That was it.
Okay, anything that you want to plug my phone.
How about the creep off, bro?
The creep off.
Maybe you should plug it on account if you never remember, too.
The creep off is a fantastic true crime show.
Number one on Pot of Adding Tag Hub.
It is, it is number one.
And we have our own Patreon.
We get bonus episodes.
We're doing one, this coming week with Croge.
Hey, oh. Croge will be there, too. And we're doing one. This coming week with Croge. Hey, oh.
Croge will be there too, and we're doing the scum stream.
That's right.
So we do one full hour of scum parady goodness.
Yeah, so we take the segment of our show that is the
scum parade, and we turn it into a full length episode.
We did that, we did our first one a month ago,
and it was fantastic.
We had a really good, so time.
Yeah, that's a fun show to do.
So definitely check out the creep off
and check out the creep off on Patreon,
which is patreon.com slash creep off pod.
The creep off.
Fuck.
I shouldn't have guessed.
Why do they guess?
Also, watplive.com, get your tickets.
This show will sell out.
So get your tickets early and often,
whtplive.com.
There is a different seating arrangements
and there's also a VIP beer tasting
before the show.
If you want to come up and hang out with myself,
Kroge, producer Chris,
Andy,
Jen from the Jingle's department.
All the important people will be there
We don't know if he's gonna be there now. He's got to play with Russellers. I think I actually think I'm gonna be
It does look like that dates gonna be a problem. All right
Well, there were gonna be serving appetizers. So you were like want to get to the VIP very early Dude, why don't you tell me that before?
Question it's a race. It's a jet Jeff Jarrett or appetizers come on
Beer tasting slash appetizers where you'll see Vinny say shut up. I'm starving
Just grab crows by the beard
Rapunzel face
Yeah, bugs always try to climb up the castle.
So please, Jones, they get next week.
It might be the episode we find out what's it for all.
Who are these podcasts?
Sleep on, everybody.
Starting in the most bits of morning radio.
And now the show is called right now.
OK, great show.
Good job, everybody.
Great job job everyone. I don't know. Who are these podcasts?
I don't know. I don't get it makes no sense
A top of posts in the beginning the earth was without form and void and darkness was on the face of the deep and also carol
was there who are these boomers? Asuna Carito forever writes, yeah, this is one of the best episodes in a while.
It's more than an hour and a half focused on two incredibly shitty podcasts.
Not Carl rushing through 30 minutes of talk about a shitty podcast,
so he can then spend the next hour and a half talking to Ed Nazion about
starring John. Fah, fa, flow, Flowheim moans bum that you have no dabbling drunk content this week, Carl.
Did you get sued for liable and slandered from down the pike?
Are you under regag order? Agag-y-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e I can't stand the guy, and I honestly, in a weird way, feel kind of bad for him. Mostly because I guess there's just no hope for him.
I missed Kaya.
Glad to hear that, Mr. Robaster.
Dandy is a lion, same.
Like, half of me enjoys laughing at him, and the other half prays he accepts the way things
are at some point.
Next, Grotto states,
Doug and Kaya did a good job.
Carl really has a knack for explaining OP.
Patty Broking Dick ponderz.
I imagine producer Chris got a panic call from Carl at 3AM, like...
You're not gonna believe this episode, Kaya and Doug sent me!
Not one mention of a single radio show from 2002!
What are we even talking about?
You gotta get over here to get to pee!
Kisha Moustache says,
Fire Carl, Kaya and Doug did great.
Get rid of Kaya and Doug.
Carl is the only good
part of the show. Too much Boomer radio, not enough Boomer radio. Fire producer Chris,
he's too good, more dorkles the clown. There, that should about cover it.
Croger fan 4 goes Swiss with, just a middle of the road guy, no opinions here,
just going to sit right on the middle of this fence and look at all these crazy with opinions.
Baby Butters asks, what does Doug look like?
Who's right Doug answers?
A sleeping bag filled with cottage cheese.
GammernWV offers up this old chestnut, Doug Kaya Carl.
Fuck MaryKill?
M-O-X ways in with, KillDug, MaryKaya, FuckDocals.
And GammernWV plays us out with his own response.
FuckKaya, Mary Carl, kill Duck.
Carl probably has more money than either of them.
How did I forget to think, Doug and Kaya, for doing a fantastic job in my absence last
day?
Well, because you're generally an inconsiderate person.
I am.
You're right.
I think they've been.
I also think as you're generally self-absorbed.
Well, I also read so much about you now,
is on the Revenge of the Sis Show this past week, ROTC,
with my buddy's Merchant Royce.
And that's up on our Patreon.
It's on their Patreon as well.
So you can check that out.
We had a good time shooting the poop.
All right, we're going to fly through voice mails now.
This is two weeks worth of voice mails. I didn't do voice mails last week, but I can't think.
I don't see her in the thing, so I assume she's not.
You got any voice mails about like cops murdering people?
This is gonna be a little bit, you got any genocide voice mails? No, no, this is
gonna be a little more light. These voice mails that we're gonna play for you.
Starting with a brand new whtp sock
If you're looking for a host that sounds like a baleser check out caroo from Rochester
a
R.O.R.O.
Really lame and his guess are dope be a show would be nothing without
a Southern down in dopey
the view
18
from Carl records this black asser's no way he sober otherwise just shame would
remind him they ripped off joktober
the view It's a shame would remind them they ripped off October. W-A-T-P.
I know this song sucks and you had us it through it.
But it should blend in with all the other shit played on.
Duh!
You're not going to give up, you're not going to give up.
Any comments made about Carl Miss voice miller?
It's all opinions of voice mill colors.
Should not be taken as live or slender.
Thank you. Don't call me back.
I love you Carl.
Wow.
Thank you sir.
I do appreciate that.
I should mention that I was also on Grumpield Benz with Sir Ryan Benz Rose.
I was filling in for a couple of brags.
Well, because he reminded me in the discord that I, uh,
I want to be able to check out my appearance on grumpy old bands
They never call me where we got into some fun political talk about
Facebook and Google and all sorts of wonderful things
Oh
There's a guy grows you're gonna appreciate this. There's an isotopes fan who called into the show. Whoo
Hey, Carl
As an avid isotopes listener, I need to know are you guys gonna release?
The isotopes pick your brains physically because I'm a fucking nerd and I need my CDs. So if you could
get on that, I don't care how much money it costs. I just need the physical CD. So is this
guy from Michigan? Yeah, I'm that guy. He told my Zary code. Well, I could look it up. I
don't know. I don't have because I've been putting my address as the return address
And all the ice tops CDs I ship out and I'm starting to regret it now. I think this guy's gonna be in my front porch
Oh, yeah, I just sent him out another bag of I yeah, oh, I'm scared the answer is
Yes, we will have the isles pick your brains available on CD
They're being produced as we speak. This guy called back in. This
is impressive right here. What is this 2004? I know. I see what you did there. Thank you.
I should also mention Carl that I have all of your other isotopes album, Physically.
Yep. Including the ones that are not on band camp. I got them on eBay and I don't have a physical
CD of isotopes overstay they're welcome because for some reason you only have it
on fucking vinyl yeah you should have that on CD too I lost that vote sorry yeah
get you new album on CD, you know, they're fuckers. I have a big fan, big fan.
I have all your albums on CD physically.
Next week I will have crows physically.
Yeah.
Do you like, because I already sent this guy
all the bonus shit we sent out people.
So I had to go like find some like classic
out of print stickers and shit to send him.
I'm like, oh, fuck, are you sent this guy all the goodies?
Can you believe the most amazing part about that
is that people are selling our CDs out of eBay?
That's crazy. Someone took the time to think that maybe someone wants to keep it. I know I'm that part
I get but someone was like maybe someone will purchase this
Yeah, I'm making the time to do that. It's bizarre
But very cool. Probably somebody from storage wars
Thought it was some fucking locker Carl didn't pay for. Notice he didn't say what the bed was.
Because he probably bed two cents.
Hey Carl, talk for Dixon here.
Really, you're going to Chicago.
What does Chicago have that Jacksonville doesn't have?
Like I've got little surgery bean things
and a bunch of five star Nutrullin restaurants and cognac.
Well Jacksonville has that empty field where that
downtown mall that we tore down used to be. Now it's just a big field. We have
that big orange dinosaur thing that sits outside the smoke shop and then oh
yeah of course we have Robert E. Lee well last. Yeah we have a high school named
after Robert E. Lee that's national news right now. So much for Robert E. Lee.
You're going to miss out on seeing Robert E. Lee.
Oh, and the home of the almond brothers are somewhere around here.
I think I saw a plaque when I was walking around Winhtongue, but Robert E. Lee and that
smoke shop dinosaur in that field.
So much better than Chicago.
It's really missing out, buddy.
Anyways, call me back and I'm sure you can stay in a trailer or something around here.
We got plenty of them. I mean, they're run down houses that are empty. You can stay in
those and, uh, yeah, so much better than Chicago. This is good to me. Anyway, talk her out.
Call me back. So, yeah, I know Tucker Dixon. I do want to get out the Jacksonville, though,
for real. I hate to correct you, Kroge.
It is a misnomer.
Carl did not graduate from Robert E. Lee High School.
He graduated from Franklin.
He just crossed that off and wrote Robert E. Lee High School on it.
I'm a fan.
Maybe the reason I were doing Chicago
is that Jacksonville is Chicago represents
Vic and Jacksonville represents Casey.
Ah, possibility.
I don't know.
Just throwing it out there.
Vicks X calls into the show.
I believe this is actually Vicks X who did the original cowpeck.
I think this is the photographer from the original cowpeck.
I want him for the crazy.
Yeah, this guy's my hero.
All right.
No, what?
Hey, Carl, this is the Calpisographer.
Yes, Vic is that loud of a snorer.
Also, need to correct the record.
All these men calling you into Simper Vic.
She said I dropped the K on her, 1K closer to 2K.
So either I don't know which way it goes.
She probably would be more into it if you spent less.
But you want to pour mil con artist to King
Like now is he saying two thousand dollars or two ketamine pills
It could be both good guys. Okay, all right principled uncertainty
Uh, my favorite Vianan true believer. Yeah, uh, he we were talking to the creep off chat about Vic falling asleep
And he just simply said sleeping ugly
That is a great lot of those sir
Hey Carl
All right, man, I know you said you won't review this show and
Now you say it's too fucking good or something,
but dude, he got a preview show, Rogan.
I've been serving in people.
We all used to listen to the show.
He moved to Spotify.
He became lairer than he was already becoming.
Fuck him go for it, man.
I mean, the show is clipable.
DMT, weight fighting hunting me
rinse for pee. Come on man. Clip it up. Fuck yourself. Bye. We should do Joe Rogan.
Yeah the only thing is Clipp it up. It's boring as fuck in it's long. God damn is
that show long. And for no it's like Springsteen does like 3.5 hour shows,
but for no other reason than that people expect him to do 3.5 hour shows.
So there's just doing an hour long, fuck a three-core jam,
they're not even interested, they don't want to be there that long.
But that's his thing now, he's got to go for 3 fucking hours,
even when he's talking to the guy that swept the floor at the Fucked County Cross concert,
then he gets a mathematician on there.
Dude, let me explain combat sports to you.
No, no one cares.
Maybe I should have crocheted that episode.
It sounds like he has an opinion on that.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
All right.
But other than that, I have no opinions on it.
My room records called into the show.
Oh, by the way, Anthony Cooley was just on Joe Rogan.
The washed up broadcaster that no one cares about was just on Joe Rogan. The washed up broadcaster that no one cares about
was just on Joe Rogan, FYI.
Patrick, Michael, talking about a $2,000 rig,
it is one of the funniest things I've ever heard.
If you have any signal chain in a recording studio,
that's under five grand,
that's considered like less than home studio.
That'd be like, dabbling.
Like, I don't know, I guess I might try to make something
that's just above total shit.
Call me back.
Yeah, I think the point is, and it wasn't lost at us that when Patrick Wreck was
in, why would you spend $2,000 on home studio?
It's like, that's kind of the minimum that you'd want to spend if you
wanted your show to sound good.
But well, he makes his shows on a Nokia clamshell phone.
So he doesn't, you know, if any broke, don't fix it.
Morning, Carl.
I was going to say that's an excellent episode with Dick Masterson the patreon crossovers. You Jeffy check out
Now dick said he can probably do a better monster girl podcast with then a monster mate guys
Now since you don't want to this absolutely shook on the wheel wheels consequences for the creep off. Monster Girl podcast was Dick Masterson.
Let's make it happen.
Yeah, Dick, what does do you think Dick wants to be punished?
Well, it's funny because we're listening to Monster Mates,
when I did the crossover with them because Andy brought Monster Mates and it was great.
And everyone wanted us to do that.
So we really dove into it.
I find that show to be ridiculous.
Yeah.
And Dick's takeaway was, we could do a better job of this show than they do.
And I was like, go for it, buddy.
I want nothing.
Can I do that instead of Creeps and Roses, is it so?
And you're making me wonder it.
Maybe.
Would the fans let me get away with that?
Because I would do that.
I don't know. I don't know the fans.
Because I really do not want to watch more back.
But do you want to spend an hour talking about what it's like to fuck a mermaid or whatever
the fuck? Yeah. Or I could watch Colton Underwood runaway from girls cooties
It's PJ got back to you yet. Is he booked to do?
I don't know you died or whatever. He's big time. Well, no, we talked like a couple weeks ago
Okay, we put the vote up. Yeah, and I was like I'll get back to you
Let you know what everybody decides and I messaged him. I haven't heard anything back
So PJ if you're out there hit me out. Okay. I've been told that I ruined his spreadsheet show
Oh, it's on hiatus
I was a guest out there. I guess I didn't do a good job
What did you do on that wouldn't be the first podcast? I'm not gonna listen, but how did you what did you do? I bombed oh?
What else can you do on that show?
I don't even understand that show.
I did that one episode and I sat there just dumbfounded.
Listen to the fucking Scooby Doo Scooby Donut episode.
And you guys are talking about those lost W-A-P-P episodes in the early days and apparently you guys are doing stuff
too hot for the fucking internet.
As a humble Patreon patron of your Patreon fucking put those epitodes up dude.
I want to hear that shit. I'm sure plenty of people would love to at least shit on them
If not enjoy them, but
I call me back. Look self
Boomer, fuck, I don't know
Anyway, I did put one of them up and I'll put the other one up that I have
Yes, Kevin and I recorded some pilot episodes that never made on the internet not because they were too spicy because they sucked they sucked shit
Yeah, but I put one of them up and that but they're not supposed to be good car
People seem to like it. Yeah, podcast are supposed to be good. That's I told Kevin. I like this is fine
That we learned today. And by the way, I like to backtrack PJ you are very very funny and good at podcasts
When you do it with me
People love him on beat and creeps and roses
Yeah, I fucking know 45 seconds.
Kyle, I love you. I'm a huge fan. I could have waited here you on the Chipperson podcast. I start my more.
Yes, it up. Put my Bose headphones on to cut my lawn.
Got a big lawn. Could have waited here. You and Jimmy.
I couldn't wait to hear you, Aunt Jimmy, Taro.
Take your medicine, buddy. I couldn't hear a fucking word you said.
Your fucking volume was so fucking low and you know
because you're a critic, you would just take
your fucking medicine because you would bash others.
You were fucking, hey, there was a doctor, Mike,
or I don't know who's fucking false it was and I like it
I want to hear you car like Quentin fucking here. Yeah anyway, love your car
Bye call me back. I love that guy. I know I don't know what's going on
I bought new equipment so I could be heard on these shows and I was very quiet on there
But what you missed were whole larious jokes is this the parts that you couldn't hear? Amazing banter. Brilliant insights.
Okay.
But he looks at me like he doesn't believe what I'm saying right now.
Hey, Carl, so I want you to know I bought a ticket to your live show and be coming in from Detroit.
I'll be there at the beer tasting and this is what my voice sounds like.
So that when I referenced all the other subreddit comments I've made and voicemails I left you'll know what I'm talking about.
Very good sir we look forward to meeting you in Chicago please get your tickets w atplive.com
last voicemail.
Hey Carl so I hear people are getting kind of tired of opian shit and you know you tend to put
on the front that now you give a shelf say should about anybody.
Well bad you know Anthony's tweets probably weren't the only thing but people got a little
bit weird out about.
Look at the clip of Anthony saying he's all creeping on 14-year-old girls on
Maury and I think that quote is put kids and ass on a four-year-old and call it
good and it's good. Something like that. It's like what the fuck is this guy talking about? So, yeah, I dare you.
I fucking dare you, Carl.
So, yeah, there's that.
I'll give you 10 bucks on paper.
Go fuck yourself.
I gotta go.
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
Can I ask a question about the beer tasting event?
Yeah, so that's like with the fans?
Yeah, yeah.
There's 25 VIP tickets, I think half of them have already sold.
Oh, that's not like mandatory for me though, right?
I don't have to.
Yeah, it is.
If you're coming, that's mandatory.
Winning, you're a very popular part of the show.
People want to meet you and greet you,
maybe because you're on the face a little bit.
It's really up a little.
You guys are pinchable cheeks, buddy.
Yeah, I spend time with your chins.
I get so subconscious, you know.
Like it fucker.
I get flustered.
Look at it by tits.
You can go out.
Big flustered.
You love it.
You know what I wanted to point out?
No. I fucked up yesterday. I should have done the livestream on the who are these podcasts channel because then I could have gotten super chats
Ah, we don't have super chats turned out in the creep off. I got one PayPal. Thank you for that
We lost out, but yeah, I probably fucking flushed it easy hundred bucks. I could have gotten
I got fucking bottles of booze, breakfast, pizza.
I know!
The fans love Cousin Vity.
And I'd say Cousin Vity just to piss you off.
Cause it makes Carl so annoyed.
Ah, Carl, I love you.
This is it.
It's over.
Okay?
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
Hey, bye.
Goodbye.
Hey, bye.
Goodbye.
It's over.
Okay?
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
Hey, bye.
Goodbye.
Hey, bye.
Goodbye.
Goodbye.