Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep265 - TigerBelly
Episode Date: June 27, 2021Bobby Lee and his girlfriend talk about how amazing he is. He actually met Kevin Hart's bodyguards. Pretty impressive if you ask me.  Both Andy and Eric Zane join the show as we check out a very dru...nk Alex Jones on Kill Tony, give an update on Stuttering John's SXM lawsuit, listen to Opie talk about how hot he is, and wrap it all up with a Karlcut.  Support us and get bonus episodes: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Get tickets to our very first live show near Chicago on August 28th http://watplive.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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But first today we'll be reviewing a show called Tiger Belly
We have all listened separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand
Let's get into it. This is a show hosted by Bobby Lee and Kalala and
It wasn't great. All right. Let's get on to something John's lawsuit
and it wasn't great. All right, let's get onto Southern John's lawsuit.
So anyway, Southern John lost his lawsuit.
Oh, you guys wanna talk about Tiger Belly first.
This is a big show.
590,000 subscribers on YouTube.
Bobby Lee, I know him from Mad TV.
Right.
He was a frequent guest on Opie and Anthony.
Always a little out of control.
That's his charm.
That's his charm, right?
That he kinda can't control himself and his life's like spiraling out of control and all the time.. That's his charm, right? That he can't control himself,
but his life's like spiraling out of control
all the time.
Does that lend itself to a podcast format?
He's like the Asian Arty Lang, right?
Sure.
Well, okay, I don't know.
I wouldn't say that.
That doesn't confuse at all.
I like Arty, they were both on Man TV.
Yeah, well, there you go.
There's one connection.
Yeah, I feel like Bobby Lee is a straight flamer.
He's like a screaming queen running around
like falling out all the time
and just like flying off the handle and that's his thing.
It used to be, he seemed to come down now.
Maybe.
I was checking out this Tiger Belly show
and I was expecting him to be like, whoa,
what's he gonna do next?
This is gonna be crazy, bounce it off the wall.
And instead, he's like getting sentimental.
Yeah, did so, how did you decide to do this one?
Well, it's Patrick Michael's favorite show.
Oh, okay.
He likes the parameter now.
He loves Tiger Valley.
Somebody suggested it, I don't know.
And you know all this works.
Well, I went to look at the episodes.
I was like, oh, Mark Normans on this one.
I'll listen to this.
I kind of like this.
And Anthony Jostlin, I'll listen to this.
What's so wrong with this?
Right.
And then I listen to one where Bobby Lee wasn't even on it.
And I was like, this is terrible.
Okay.
Why would they do the show without Bobby Lee?
He's like, I know.
I didn't even bother clipping from that.
I was like, this isn't the real show.
All right, Eric, what were your thoughts?
You have a clip that maybe sums up the show for you.
Well, yeah, I actually have two because Andy talked about the one that he listened to, Bobby
wasn't there. I did clip that show because one of the most fucked up things I've ever heard
in my life. Okay. So I have a clip from that particular show. All right. And so if you
were to play my clip 11, that this sums up that show.
Like there was a dollhouse. Yes, I did. I'm getting images like to do
you have like this house.
It was like the storehouse.
We were haunted.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Answer the question.
Sarah.
That's great.
What a great format.
Okay, dude.
All right, if I'm Bobby Lee and I he leads for the country to go to or he lives a country
go to Hungary to make a movie comes in these assholes do the show without him if i'm him
i'm pissed off because you've lost so many audience members because of the
catastrophe that it was there were
got there eating on the microphone everybody's making food and eating it it was
it was absolutely horrible so eric's a veteran of the free beer and hot
wing show
what did you guys like to do?
Do you like to all talk over each other all the time? Was that good radio?
Absolutely not
The key things I think Todd is trying to try now to do it did happen from time to time
But I mean that's that's one of my biggest pet peeves is hearing people do that. Yeah, it's a little frustrating
I
Haven't another clip though that sums it up when Bobby is actually there. Now the show it's
weird because when they start it you're picking it up in mid conversation. Okay. Yeah. So this is
this is when Bobby comes back from making this movie in in Hungary. Clip number 44 sums up the
nonsense of the episode with when Bobby is there with Kalilah. Um, what are the sea of unholy creatures?
They're creatures that don't exist on the planet.
Like he better not say Filipinos.
I wouldn't know. You're not a sea creature.
You're a land creature.
I want to be a sea creature.
I'm so proud to be a sea creature.
Yeah, you're, no, when I say,
waiting through,
waiting through waters of with unholy creatures, is that what I said? Yeah, unholy. Yeah, waiting through a sea of unholy creatures, is that what I said?
Yeah, unholy.
Waiting through a sea of unholy creatures.
Waiting through a sea of unholy creatures.
Let's be clear.
I'm pretty unholy.
Let's be clear.
Let's be clear you're a land creature for sure.
Let's be clear.
I don't know how to walk even.
You can climb a tree like a motherfucker though.
I sure can.
For some angles, I sure will.
Yeah, yeah. Okay. So you you gotta be as confused as I was.
I'm like, what the fuck?
And then I, you know,
it always drives me crazy because I hear shows like this.
And then I see the numbers.
And it is so fucking frustrating to see and hear.
Right.
Somebody be so unbelievably successful
in this, in this mode of communication.
With that, I was, I had that same clip.
I was like, what is this pertaining to?
Am I supposed to know what they're talking about?
Should I even care about it?
Should I keep asking questions that I don't know the answer to?
It starts with the pre-show banter.
We just kind of pick up mid-conversation
and then they really get into it with the theme music.
An elevator would find this boring. Yeah.
This is the worst theme music I've ever heard for a show.
It doesn't get me excited.
But then Bobby Lee is shot out of a cannon and he's one of these guys who's more energy
than he is content.
Right. He's more energy than jokes. Yep, right? He's more energy than jokes.
Yep, kind of guy. So this is him. He has to sing everything. Let's go three, two, one.
Hey, we're back in town.
We're back in town. I'm back in town.
So that's audio from the podcast. Now what I learned is that the YouTube video is where you should be
Consuming this yes, I realize that when I was doing clips
I found it's more of a YouTube show than there's a podcast because that exact same thing on YouTube sounded like this
Let's go three two one
We're back in town. We're back in town.
I'm back in town.
It's been weird being back guys.
It's like, why would they put the production into YouTube and not use the same audio for the podcast?
Right, especially if it's an audio bump up.
Yeah, put it in the podcast where it's only an audio format.
Correct. They're helping the audio.
They're like, we don't need this for the audio only version. Correct. They're helping the audio. We don't need this for the audio version.
Okay. And you, and Carl, you mentioned that song. That's Bobby and Kaleila performing.
They wrote that song and they actually titled it. And they, the title of this song, I don't
even like saying it, but they titled it Shadow Gook. That's the name of the fucking song.
Okay. I mean, this is a very pro Asian show.
You also have this producer Gilbert Gellin does not look like a Gilbert to me.
This guy, you know what I mean? It's Filipino kid. I thought that was kind of odd.
And by the way, Kalayla's half Filipino. She's also Egyptian, but she completely forgot
the Egyptian party because all she talks about is Filipino this Filipino that let's eat Filipino food
Let's go to the Philippines. Let's do Filipino trivia
Fuck you
I'm sure when people start beating up Egyptians she'll lean into that more. Hey, let me tell you they should change the name of this show to the
We're trying to create a stereotype that Asians are annoying podcast
That's exactly what they should call it.
Well, you left out the broken English part of the intro, the theme song.
Where you just start like talking, you know, like a stereotypical Chinese saying.
And then it's very racist. Oh, yeah, you thought it racist.
I'm in front of that. Cancel them him, cancel him. So as you mentioned, Bobby Lee was just over
in Hungary filming this movie, Borderlands,
which is based on the video game.
And the cast is quite impressive.
And he does tell you about this impressive cast.
I don't want to tell people what I'm in.
All right, so there's a movie called Borderlands
and it's about, it's based on the video game and Eli Roth is directing it
It's got a lot of big people Jamie and Curtis
Kept a heart
Jack black place clap trap the robot. He's basically an extra in this movie
And he says that like I give him credit because he's got humility
and he's not trying to be like, oh, on this big Hollywood star. And I was like, I get
five lines in the movie. Right. And he was there for months shooting it, which is crazy.
But it's 20. I noticed that too. And in fact, he was, he was really quick to tell. He
wanted to hurt Kaliila to tell the story about when, uh, because he kind of like befriended Kevin Hartz bodyguards and he wanted to, he just wanted to drop Kevin
Hartz name my clip 45. I talked about this, uh, this prank with Kevin Hartz bodyguards.
And so he, he was, he facetimes me. He's like, hey, babe, I'm eating over here and he, and
he goes over to Kevin Hartz bodyguards. He was like, hey guys, I want you to meet my girlfriend
But as he turns the phone I turn my phone to my cat's face
And so they're only looking at a cat. Yeah, and they were like damn dude you into beastie
Yeah, let me just say this. Yeah, that was a running joke for a month
I'm saying it into everybody. Yo, yo, yo, yo, that guy's
for a month. Why?
I'm saying it into everybody.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, that guy's f-.
Now, they didn't care.
They fucking thought it was stupid, just like you.
The koala wasn't there, but she had to be a part of it somehow.
So she had to talk about a time that they were face timing.
And yeah, it didn't seem like he got real close with Kevin Hart.
I think that Kevin Hart was a little bit too big.
But one person they did get to know was Jamie Lee Curtis.
Now, I have a clip on here.
And the only reason why I'm playing it is because
you have to know that Kaliila is Bobby Lee's girlfriend.
On the internet, people think that they're married.
There's a lot of speculation that they're actually married
and trying to keep that, which is really weird.
They're really interested to do a podcast with their wife.
That's lame.
Yeah.
That's a cool thing.
Yeah.
So, he's talking about meeting Jamie Lee Curtis.
And the reason why I'm playing you this clip
is because I was watching on YouTube.
And Klaia is glaring at him.
Like she is not happy about what he's saying here.
By the way, I'm not, she's better,
a better person than I've ever met anyone else.
And the industry is.
You know, in life,
really, in fucking life, bro.
She's just, does not a bad bone in her body, man.
She's glaring at him.
The greatest person you've ever met, ever?
Yes, ever, ever.
You don't know anyone else has created her.
No, I've never met anyone else as great as Jay L.C.
I don't know if you clipped at the line about the back row.
No, I didn't clip that.
Okay, he then went on to talk about how she's so,
she kept describing her as motherly,
which was kind of getting him off of the hook
about Jamie Lee Curtis, but then he talks about,
she was rubbing his back for like half a minute.
Now if some chicks started rubbing my fucking back,
I don't care if she's 75
or older, it's our old Jamie Dekker.
At least Jenny from the jingle department out of this.
Oh.
You know, yeah, he's telling that story too and I thought the same thing. I was like, Holy shit, she's gonna get pissed.
Yeah, she was. Did you watch the video at all?
I didn't. I just listened to it, but I was thinking it and then you telling me that she was, it doesn't surprise me.
Yeah, let's get into Kuala, shall we?
Sure.
Because, yeah, let's talk about this.
Because he just gets back from doing this movie,
and he's all jazzed up because he's rubbing elbows
with all these Hollywood people
and hanging out with them and everything else.
And of course, Kuala has to make it about her,
but it doesn't actually add content to the show at all.
Hey, thank you, thank you.
I'm excited, that's awesome.
You can do your back.
Out in theaters, whenever.
I don't know.
My life has not been as exciting.
In fact, it has been a dreadful.
I know.
What you're going through is the polar opposite.
I believe, can we talk about stuff?
No, no, no.
So what's going to be?
Why?
So why did you bring it up then?
Yeah.
Why are you like, by the way, you were having a good time.
My life is terrible.
Oh, really?
Why? What's going on?
I don't want to talk about it.
What?
What a podcast.
Like, that's, I'll yell at you off air.
That's the whole point.
And this drags on for some reason.
We shouldn't talk about it.
Can we just vaguely go around it? Let me it. Can we just vaguely go around it?
Let me just,
can we just vaguely go around it?
I'm gonna vaguely make a statement.
Right now?
And my statement is that.
See it to the camera.
Holy shit.
I didn't know it could be this bad.
But let's leave it at that.
All right, you guys want to possibly be talking about it.
Do you guys want to speculate on what she's talking about? I mean, my speculation is going to be worse's leave it at that. All right. You guys want to possibly be talking about what she's talking about.
I mean, my speculation is going to be worse than what it really is. I'm sure.
I'm guessing it's the first time she was getting fisted annually.
I don't know. What do you got?
Maybe the realization her husband's five foot four and 230 pounds.
Maybe she's trying to see the female third miscarriage.
Well, fortunately, Bob Bobby Lee helps us understand
what's going on in her life with more vague information.
I'm just saying that like you're in a game, right?
And you're up to bad, right?
And sometimes the pictures are weird, right?
Sometimes you'll hit it, sometimes you know, you'll are weird, right? Sometimes you'll hit it, sometimes you'll strike out, right?
But the key is to keep batting, because you're gonna hit one.
Are you gonna hit a home run?
And I think that that's the most important thing.
Fucking yogi beara.
Yeah, great pop talk.
So remember we talked about the apology show,
that'd be a fun show format.
We just come out of the apologize for shit. I got another one now. I think it'd be good. Vagely talking
about our personal lives. Yeah. You know, I mean, Vailed analogies. Yeah. Like like Eric,
oh, man, that guy that you used to know that you reconnected with and he had that thing going
on, man, that was heavy. Oh, yeah. You know, he's kind of like, uh, sometimes if you're a defensive
end, yeah, and then the quarterback, sometimes a quarterback's a little weird, and then the
defensive end might get a double team. And then, you know, maybe somebody misses a block
or a chop block. I don't want to talk about it. Jesus Christ. What kind of show is this? So,
of course, I go on the subredditdit because I wanna see what are people speculating?
What do they think happened?
So one of the theories was that Kauaiwa,
she has this other show because of course she does.
And that show was with two other female comedians
and they had to rename it because they called it,
what was it?
I should have written it down here.
They called it something that was already taken.
Bloodbath.
Bloodbath.
It was called.
And bloodbath is already a true crime podcast.
So then they had to change the name people,
I thought maybe they're speculating
that she had a change the name of the podcast.
But I think more likely, what somebody else was saying
was that she had this idea that she was pitching
in Hollywood that she thought was huge
and it got totally rejected.
That sounds.
I'm thinking every studio house is like, no.
If they even took a meeting with her.
Right.
And she's going, oh, this is so hard.
It's so hard to make it in Hollywood with no talent.
Right.
And just a sealist boyfriend.
Yeah.
I pitched this terrible idea all over town and nobody wanted it.
I know.
It's just it's so difficult.
It's so and then this and this just goes on and on wanted it. I know, it's just, it's so difficult. And this just goes out and out of that.
What you did while I was gone,
we all wanna get into details about it,
but was very brave and impressive,
and everyone said it.
Like everyone that I talked to was like,
God, your girlfriend is amazing, and I go, I know.
Oh.
And this is, they're talking about something that they're not talking about. I don't even know how you do that. I wouldn't I know. Oh, and this is, they're talking about something
that they're not talking about.
I don't even know how you do that.
I wouldn't even know how to, I mean,
I don't know how to do that.
I don't know how to do that.
I don't know how to do that.
I don't know how to do that.
Just to it either.
Yeah.
And besides, these are these are these woke assholes. So this is kind of like his idea of brave.
Yeah.
It's probably like eating a kale salad.
Yeah, I just feel like he's been in LA too long.
He's, you know, one of these Hollywood douche bags.
My clip seven is just kind of him
douching around LA.
And scene and energy, energy, positive energy.
Let's see if the glass is off, it's ridiculous.
These glasses are ridiculous.
People go, are they prescription?
I go, no, then they go, why are you wearing them?
I go, because of fashion.
And then they make a face, you know what I mean?
But I'm getting old, so you have to put, like,
you know, nice ornaments on the tree.
Yeah, I didn't know what the fuck was going on there.
I thought this was like a replay or something
because he's talking about ornaments on the tree
and then she's talking about a Charlie Brown tree
or some shit like that.
And right away, I was like, what the fuck is happening? Oh, you a Charlie Brown tree or some shit like that. Yeah.
And right away I was like, what the fuck is happening?
Oh, you're just listening to boring people talk about nothing.
You know, he, he, he, I have to remind myself he's old.
He's 50s.
The same age as me.
And one of the things he does is he, he's talking about, this, for this to frustrate him
like this, tells me that there's really something fucked up about this guy. He's describing how broken up he is about a fucking video game that he's playing in Hungary.
Okay.
When he's in this fucking movie, this is my clip 47 and it always drives me crazy.
I mean, I don't mind people playing video games.
I really don't.
I didn't.
It doesn't matter what age you play it.
I don't because I've got a to I just don't have any fucking time
But when you get this wrapped up in a fucking video game that this moment happens. It's a little embarrassing
Babe, I just I'll call it to let you know. I'm done. I'm done. I'm like, what are you done with?
I'm done with war zone. I swear to God. I'm like, what happened? I don't know. We're just hanging out
I got shot in the head 15 times. No, that's not what it is rage quit. not what it is. Rage quiz? That's not what it is.
It wasn't that?
No, I'm playing multiplayer, and I'm in the world,
all of a sudden there's a sniper.
He shoots me down.
Okay, I respawn.
10 seconds later, sniper.
I died like 15 to 20 times in a row from a sniper,
and I just literally went, yeah, this is not fun.
All right, let me explain how entertainment
with video games works.
Playing the game, best thing you can do.
Watching someone play the game,
second best thing you can do.
Hearing about somebody who was playing the game
and what happened to them, worst thing.
Yeah, and sucking at it.
Yeah, worst thing you can do.
Oh, tell me about the video game you played.
I picture that, Willie Walker meme. Yeah, what worst thing you could do. Oh, tell me about the video game you played. I picture that, Willie Walker meme.
Hey, that's so interesting.
Oh, I know.
And the thing is, he didn't even go anywhere with it.
He just ended it with, yeah, I was so frustrated.
I just couldn't say anymore.
And then what's it?
Well, getting poned by a 13 year old at Call of Duty
is probably the maddest I've ever been in my whole life.
But dude, you gotta put it behind you bad
You got to have a short memory. That's how you live your life can't dwell on these things
Well, he's you know he was in his big movie and he's gonna tell you all about it in my clip 8
It's like that name looks awfully heavy Bobby the whole time. I was in hungry. I was like I can't wait to get home
And now that I'm here
I'm kind of miss hungry a little bit. I miss the smells of Edgar Ramirez.
Yeah, there's hey, Bob, he has a spicy smell about him, you know?
Look at it. Look at me. I'm in a movie with Edgar Ramirez who people barely know this guy's not like a household name
But you know, you know, I had to look
it up. I do know who it is, but not by his real name. Well, I didn't, I did look him up, but I did
the, you know, and the thing is they actually had kind of an angle here because Kaliila, that's her
hall pass for some reason. She was to have sex with that guy. So they, you know, and you guys heard
that they kind of like laughed about that and did their thing. But then this happens out
of the fucking blue because this is all very, a sand, a lot of the show is very sanitized.
You know, there wasn't, there wasn't a lot going on that was making me like, whoa, or
anything like that. But then this happens. My clip, 48 and 49.
Soon as you're done. Yeah, right?
Doing your stuff with him. You can suck the.
I'm suck the shit out of here.
You can suck my thumb out of his ass.
All you can basically. No, no.
I'm going to suck my warm comb out of his fucking tongue.
Fuck. Yeah. That escalated quickly.
Did that. I have to go up yeah it's
fucking so sick you fucking animals to money I meet them before you I just have a
feeling I'd get along with both of the I have a feeling that I'll meet them
before and I have a feeling that you mean you'll be sucking my comb out other
asses you're come always in their ass. You know what, I'll take second hand come. You know what was interesting too, was the way that Gilbert responded to him talking
about how this guy smells.
I thought for sure Gilbert was gay.
It just seemed that way.
And then later in the show, he says that he's engaged to a girl.
So that was a twist.
You were shocked by that.
I was like, I'm like, Shaman, I'm showing.
Whoa! Didn't see that one, Kameh. So that was a twist. You were shocked by that. Yeah, I was like, I'm like, Shaman showing, whoa!
Didn't see that one, Kameh.
Nope.
He was dead the whole time.
Yeah.
He was straight the whole time.
No way.
All right, let's talk about their ad reads.
I have to get into this.
Oh, no.
Let's start with Zip Recruiter.
After that, they're like, all right, you have two and a half weeks off.
She said, hey, you're mean.
Hey, guys, we're gonna take a really quick break
to share some of our favorite sponsors.
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in a haystack.
Oh, boy, everyone knows hiring is a nightmare.
At least it was before Zip Recruiter, Zip Recruiter,
we vastly overestimate how many podcasts listeners
are in a position to hire someone.
I never understood why here's a recruiter
every single podcast I listen to,
but must be working for them.
I know.
You know what's interesting about your zip,
about the zip recruiter thing is they're supposed
to say ziprecruiter.com slash belly
because then they get credit for it.
They have to add the slash belly.
Sure.
You know, so they would always say it.
And then they would never say slash belly.
And then you hear Gilbert go, he would always try to fit it in there.
It would never work though, and I'm by 46.
All right.
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You hear that, George? One day, George. Quality candidate. the first day. You hear that, George?
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Last spelling.
So while other companies,
oh, well, it's funny.
They're not good at the ad reads.
So this is one for better help and
Bobby's gone through some shit like he's got some serious like anxiety. He's got things. I actually I remember that open Anthony
Stalker patty like spreader ass cheeks and Bobby had a panic attack and had to leave the studio And he thought he was locked in the studio. He's pulling out the door and he couldn't get out
He ran down the hall and he got out
Bobby's got some weird shit going on.
Showed his ass on video too.
What is he worried about?
Stalker Patty.
Yeah, I guess.
So anyway, so they're talking about better help, of course,
which they claim to also use.
But it's weird because this is the most insincere ad read.
And if you watch it on YouTube, they have a screen.
They're both seeing next to each other,
the screen is to their right.
So they're both looking at the screen
where the ad copy is and reading it.
It's very obvious that they're reading it
and they're not good at it.
Well, what I love about it,
it's more affordable, the traditional offline counseling
and financial aid is available.
The service available is available for clients worldwide.
And it's confidential, it's convenient,
it's professional, affordable.
It's just really a really great service, guys.
Is that what you love about it?
Bobby, it's just really, really a great service.
Easy is reading.
I mean, that's all they do is they just read the ads.
They don't, they don't ever like, you know,
try to make it personal in any way.
It's, it's kind of a dumb song the thing at the beginning of it
We got to be like are excited be like so I think my car to Bill's garage yesterday, and let me tell you about bills garage
It's funny is every time Carl joins me. I'm usually doing an ad right when he checks it. I'm talking about bills garage
I found another shot, I pitched Kimberly
for Kimberly and Beck's show.
Same shit.
Oh yeah, I'll walk a little.
I'll walk a little ads out of that.
Local ads, we gotta check that out.
Yeah, we definitely gotta check that out.
I have a rule about local podcasts and local shows.
Kimberly, we might need to make an exception.
She's interesting.
Last thing I wanna do on these ad reads,
so they're doing an ad for this thing called freshly and
What I think is funny here is that
Bobby kind of loses himself so he actually gets off script and
Kaliila has to get him back on script because what he's saying I'm sure the client would not be happy about I
Come home sometimes. I'll see a freshly box outside my door.
And I get really excited because it's easy to make,
and it's high quality food that you just microwave or you heat up.
I grew up with microwavable foods,
because my parents were lazy.
And the quality, I remember as a kid going,
this is not good.
You know what I mean?
With freshly.
But with freshly, when you eat it
It's like if you can tell that every little thing is thought through and fresh. It's like by the way
Would you just microwave food pre-made food? It's garbage and everyone knows that so
I'm sorry
Something just like this and it was gone awful try this
Not only that he just called any customer
a freshly lazy.
Yes.
If you're lazy, like my parents were,
get freshly.
I need to look this thing off,
because I'm not familiar with freshly.
And it literally is a box that comes delivered to you
and you put it in the microwave for three minutes
and then you eat that.
It's like, how could that be good?
Or maybe I'm wrong.
And freshly, if you want a spot to the show,
it's a product.
It's true, but it's wrong. Yeah, frankly, if you want a spot to the show, it's something to support us.
True, much wrong.
Yeah, I'd be happy to chuck it out, but I just can't imagine that's something I'd
want to eat, but what do I know? Eric, what else would you pick up on my friend?
Well, the show is the master show of insane laughs, insane, laughs of a 51 all the way to
51 to 55. 51 starts. I love it.
Calyla has a friend named Corey and Bobby is jealous. He doesn't like Corey. Bobby is also funny.
All right. Calyla says Corey is funny and Bobby doesn't like that either okay
Corey is funny though. Collila agrees and then there's a horrible laugh for my think it's Gilbert.
That's where I draw the fucking line. Okay go ahead. Also See. Which he is, he's hilarious. He's, oh, he's shit.
Okay.
So that's actually the guy we haven't talked about yet, which I don't even know his name
is, but there's a white guy there too.
And he's, you can see it on YouTube.
He's like running the cameras and stuff.
And then he does have a mic.
They'll talk to him.
We just had a kid two months ago.
So they talked to him about that for a minute.
But he left hysterically at that.
And I couldn't figure out why.
He had to push the microphone away from
because he was laughing so hard.
Didn't want to overmodulate.
Oh, God, I hate that guy.
I, you know, seriously.
I was so angry.
This is another one of these shows,
and this is a perfect thing to describe,
because whenever, when Kyle makes,
or when Kyle makes a list of these shows,
I'm like, son of a bitch, it's fucking fatiguing to have to sit there. It's work. This is fucking work.
Yeah. It's great and I love it. But man, son of a bitch, it is, I have so many negative feelings
when I listen to these shows, they make me so angry and that's one of the reasons why.
If you can play all those ridiculous ridiculous laughter job drops. I'd be great
That's what I have bubble above and I'm just like this, you know edge lord
Millionaire edge lord millionaire
Millionaire, Edgis Lorde, Millionaire. Okay.
Yeah, they were really leaning into this Edgis Lorde, because I guess someone on the set
was calling him an Edgis Lorde when he was in Hungary and he didn't know what that was
for some reason.
Like, Bobby is one of these guys who he wants people to think he's just like dumb and
out of it.
He was talking to this white guy, the producer,
or whatever he has, the old camera guy.
And he calls him out and having a bad bet,
which is great.
I like it when people do that.
I think that's funny.
But then he brings up a word that he doesn't understand
what it means.
You're giving me that glare.
It was a good segue.
You're a bit right there.
Kind of ate it.
Babe, what about this?
Wait, wait, what you just said kind of ate it
in so different, different ways.
Jules thinks I'm funny.
I know, I know, I know.
I'm just saying, you were laughing,
you're describing this thing,
and you were eating it real bad.
And it felt flat.
I love you.
Is that me being um, gas lighting?
No, that's not gas lighting.
What is that?
That's just being an asshole.
That's being an asshole.
You're bullying.
Dude, you're bitch sucked.
I'm sorry, I'm gas lighting here, I apologize.
No, it did suck.
It's honesty, not gas lighting.
There were charming parts of the show.
Don't get me wrong.
We're there.
Yeah, I didn't find it all bad.
I like Bobby Lee.
I think he's all right.
I always have thought he was funny.
I mean, we're just roasting the show.
And but in nine, he wants it both ways.
He wants all the fame, but he doesn't want
to be a Hollywood douchebag.
Clip nine is this boo-hoo I'm famous. OK, this is going to be a Hollywood douchebag. Clip 9 is boohoo, I'm famous.
Okay, this is gonna be a month and a half
of sheer boredom.
Because I'm not gonna, no one's gonna wanna hang out with me.
And also on top of it, it's like, I'm barely in the movie.
Like the first two weeks you call me crying, ever.
Yeah, I cried.
It was like, I'm barely in the movie.
I have like six lines here, six lines there,
one line periotically, you know what I mean?
But maybe 10 to 12 lines to the home thing.
And I don't know what I'm doing.
Anyway, so I'm thinking, you know,
oh, they're not gonna, I'm like an extra.
Right.
Such a dick thing.
He doesn't even realize how many 22 year old guys from Cincinnati are
lined up around the block to suck Eli
Ross dick to be in this movie.
Okay, he might know that.
Well, what did they're about 20 years ago?
He's like it's such a fucking sure.
Now brace yourself, clip 13,
you know, remember when he said
that he was barely in it.
He only had a couple of lines.
Well, next day, I think,
I'm gonna stand in the desert, still more, that's fine.
But then all of a sudden they go.
Oh, we switched things around.
We're doing your scene.
I don't know.
Oh, he don't know the line.
I don't know what it is.
Oh, man.
I don't know the scene.
I thought it was next week.
So they're switching it around.
Let's go to the church
because with Kevin's waiting for you to rehearse.
So I was just like, oh my God.
And you go there and it's like hundreds of people,
cameras, everyone's there,
feel as they're, and I rehearsed it,
and I fucking nailed it.
Good job, man.
I nailed the first take.
Then I shot one scene like one take.
And Eli just basically goes, just just do another one that we got it.
So now I'm supposed to be impressed.
You practice twice and nailed it in one take.
Wow.
Brought Broadway.
Here we come.
Hold on, though, Andy.
Shakespeare in the park.
He tells, he tells the secret and how he was able to pull this off,
which any young actors out there listen to this.
And this is gonna sound gross, but maybe I don't know,
but you know that when I was talking about the first scene
I did when they said, oh, we're shooting your scene right now
and I didn't know.
The only thing I said is repeatedly in my head
is you belong here, you belong here, you belong here, you belong here, you belong here
You belong here and I said that to myself a hundred times while those walking to the set nice, right?
because
There's a part of me that doesn't belong feel like you belong the rational part of you
That would be the rational part of you that doesn't feel like you should be on the same set with these people correct
You know everything is both sides of the coin with him.
It's paired, you know, he had conservative Asian parents
that probably didn't pay a lot of attention to him.
So, he wants all the attention that he can get
and then when he gets it, he doesn't know what to do with it.
I think that sums it up pretty well.
I mean, I don't know the guy that well,
but that sounds pretty good.
It's pretty funny.
He makes it sound though,
that he has like a 15 minute
monologue. He's barely credited in this film. Barely. Yeah. His his his his lines are
probably like, uh-huh. Or yeah. Yeah. I mean that that super drop of all the famous
people that are in it. He's not even in the list. There's people I've never heard
of on the list. And he's not. I saw that. Yeah, that was pretty funny.
Good on him though.
He calls it out too.
He's like, I'm not in there.
Yeah, I know, it's kind of funny.
So this show doesn't seem to have a lot of a format to it
until it gets to a reoccurring segment they have
on Helpful Advice.
Oh, great.
And I thought that this was just kind of surprising to me.
So people send in their questions,
and then they give them unhelpful advice,
get it, Andy?
Instead of being helpful, it's on, okay.
Unhelpful advice with Bobbi, a Kalai-la.
A Tiger Belly family.
I was recently offered a role in the musical South Pacific.
Great.
But I think I'll have to turn down the part.
Good.
South Pacific first ran on Broadway in 1949.
The musical itself does have historical importance
for bringing up topics of attacking racism
towards Asians by bad whites.
So obviously there's a lot of roles for Asian actors,
but where I live, I don't have allowed a large Asian population.
And I'm afraid there may be a largely white cast
because the theater has, that's just how it is
I'd like to talk about this with the director, but I don't want to just stand in the lobby yelling at him
Oh wait, so what this guy is explaining. I'm assuming this is an Asian guy who's saying I got the part in this play
But I'm assuming there aren't enough Asians to fill all the parts of Asian characters. And therefore, I want to scream with the director.
And because of that, I'm not going to take the part.
What I thought was odd.
And then the response was even weirder to me.
All right.
So what he's basically saying is that the director is going to, first of all, the director
can't cast white people in Asian parts.
Is that what he's saying?
Well, that's what's happening.
That's not going to happen.
Well, here, how about we're in the middle of like this very like white town where the closest
Asian is 150 miles away.
Yeah.
I'm just saying why two South Pacific?
Sound of music.
Sound of music.
Sound of music.
The most, the widest thing fucks.
So this musical that has a really good message that aligns with what their message is, that's
pro-Asian
They can't do because they're not if Asian people live there fucking Eleanor Hamilton wasn't Latino
This don't make believe yeah, it's just it's for fun
What where are we getting to this thing now where dr. Hibberd can't be played by Harry Sheeran so fucking stupid
Yeah, I that's so funny that he's just like well, they they're not gonna do that. What do you mean?
Yeah, they cast people that are that. What do you mean?
They cast people that are not the ethnicity
of the character all the time.
And it's fine.
Yeah, it was always fine.
It's like in Wichita, they're not gonna care
if a white guy is playing an Asian.
Right.
You know what, it does, they act all woke,
but this fucking show is causing hate crimes against Asians
so they can fuck off.
Wow. You heard it here first.
So then Bobby has even more advice for this person.
But hey dude, you can't do it.
You can't do it.
And if they're gonna cast white people for Asian parts, first of all, I can't see any
world that that's gonna happen.
But if you live in such a small town that they're gonna do that, you gotta get the fuck away from there.
I have another option.
And move, move.
Don't move.
So his advice is you shouldn't even live there.
These people are trying to just put on a musical
at their local theater.
You gotta get the fuck out of that place.
What?
Everybody's starting burning all of their copies
of David Caradie's Kung Fu.
Right, wow. It never happens. It's not a bad idea. He wants everybody to start burning all of their copies of David Caron's Kung Fu. Right!
Wow. It never happened.
It's not a bad idea.
So, this leads to Bobby Lee talking about the movie Pearl Harbor.
And this is also insane.
Also, you know what's, I hate about the movie Pearl Harbor.
It was devastating. They were sleeping. I get it.
Okay.
But it's like, they should extend the part two into Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Oh, that would be intense.
Because it's like, you know, you're seeing one slice of it.
It's like, yeah, but look at the second half.
The second half is devastating.
Yeah, right?
And it's like, they leave that out.
They leave that out of the movie
about a single day in history to December 7, 1941.
And then they don't even talk about this.
It happened in 1945. Right, correct. The then they don't even talk about this shit happening at
1945. Right. Correct. The movie would be called Nagasaki if that was right out Pearl Harbor. You
know what else they leave out? Or all the Japanese war crimes. You know, were they murdered almost
4 million Chinese people, mostly civilians? That part out too. Go figure. It was a fucking war.
The fact that in the film, can you imagine you're watching one slice of time like you said,
and then they have to do like some type of fast forward effect?
Not three years later, you see a mushroom cloud.
Oh my god, god forbid, Hollywood do a movie that doesn't paint America's the worst people of the world.
Like we've seen that movie, it's fine, there's enough of that out there.
But thanks Bobby. Thank you for making sure that you made your point on why the movie pro
harbors bad and the movie pro harbors is bad. Yeah. That's not why. All right. Eric, you got
a bunch of clothes. What else you want to talk about my friend? Yeah. Actually, you know,
if you, if you look early on, I sent you guys a lot of clips from the episode that Bobby
wasn't there. Okay. And you and in this, in sent you guys a lot of clips from the episode that Bobby wasn't there. Okay.
And you and in this episode, you have a lady by the name of Sarah Highland, who I'm not familiar with,
she's a comic, I guess, and kind of like a, uh, a little flaky artist and then Kaliil is there.
And then Bobby's brother, uh, Steve, who goes by the name, which I just hate saying this,
goes by the name which I just hate saying this. Stebie Weebie.
Okay.
Okay.
How old are we?
My, in fact, he, he, he sound, okay, that sounds annoying.
And he sounds annoying.
Cut number 16, I'll give you a good example of how this guy speaks.
Before I play this though, what's his name again, Eric?
Steve, Steve Lee.
No, no, no, no, what's his name again, Eric? Steve, Steve Lee. No, no, no, no, what's his nickname?
Stevie Weebie.
Stevie Weebie, bottom right.
Oh, Stevie Weebie, bottom right.
Okay.
How fun.
How playful and fun.
Yeah.
So, okay.
Now, but there's a lot of super annoying parts in this show because it's kind of like
it goes off the rails.
At least when Bobby's there, he's kind of like the ringleader of it,
and then you kind of just fill in the blanks
of what he's talking about.
But in this one, it was just ridiculous.
So they're kind of just all doing their thing,
and people are bringing food, okay?
Someone is bringing them food that they're eating.
So I know how much you love it when people eat on light.
Never a good idea.
My cut number three, this is an example of that.
Soy.
Go ahead, try it.
Oh my God.
Oh, the noodles are good.
That's full.
Oh, it's worse than that because it's a YouTube show.
So you're actually watching them eat too.
Cut number 10, cut number 10.
Yeah, it's a trickle-tip.
The last one.
The last one.
Oh, 8% of everybody's.
Yeah, and then even the woman manages, she was Korean too, but I remember like, It's a trickle-to-tell out of it. The last one. The last one. The last one.
Oh, 8% of everybody's.
Yeah, and then even the woman manages, she was Korean too, but I remember like she,
oh, we got more for her dish.
Okay.
All right, thank you so much.
What is it?
Stand out, Laugels.
This is Lichon, Kowali.
Oh, Lichon.
Do you eat pork?
Yeah, eat everything.
Okay.
Hold up.
I don't want to like disrespect the food.
Let me try.
Let me try it.
Mm.
Oh. Oh. Mm. Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
OK.
Gross.
Eat shit.
And Zipa Crew is like, oh, I bet they're talking
to a lot of employers.
We got to make sure that we got an ad spot during Tiger Valley.
It's a supercooter know that nobody wants to fucking work
anymore.
That's a good point.
Guys, number 19 is my eating super cut.
Oh, I'll fuck you, Eric. Mm. Mm. That's so good point. Guys, number 19 is my eating super cut. I'll fuck you, Eric.
Mmm.
That's full.
Mmm.
Ah.
It's amazing how quickly this show becomes everything we hate.
Yeah.
I did that just for you.
Yeah, that's not fun.
It's not fun to listen to.
Not a fan.
Okay.
All right.
And then this, this Sarah Highland,
I don't know what was going on with her voice,
but every time she tells a story,
it's a really, really bizarre type of cadence
and pacing that she has.
And her voice is just as annoying as Stevie Weebies.
Number seven, please.
Hard to believe.
Steve.
I just want to normalize this for a minute from a heart.
I want you to look at me.
I used to do that too.
Like, meaning that even when I was with Bobby, I worked like three fucking jobs.
Like I worked at Starbucks at the bakery called Sweet Lady fucking Jane.
I work every fucking dick sweating. Oh, obviously like quit one. I was like, no, you know,
it means like, when do the slow adult was getting jobs? That's interesting. I'm glad to hear that.
And then hearing her talk, it got to a point where this is all I would hear in my brain
when she would talk my clip number 12. I want to say the stupid annoying game and things like that.
And this is clip number 14.
Yeah, right.
That looks like me.
So top left, we have the mega mount shark top right.
The mega mouth shark.
The parrot.
That's a parrot fish.
That's a bungalow.
So a milk fish and this Steve Lee.
Phoebe we, bottom right.
And the bottom right is called a chocoe.
It's a Filipino merma.
Looks like it.
It looks like it.
Dagon the fish guts.
Steve Weebie, it does look like it.
Dagon.
Alright, so you're reminding me of something, Eric,
that was pissing me off, because as I'm watching Tiger Belly on YouTube,
and the algorithm is learning what I quote unquote like.
I'm seeing all these other two bears, one cave,
your mom's house, like all these other related shows
with their 500,000 views.
Everything's a magic Michael.
Yeah, 390,000 views.
And they all have the same show format.
Let's get silly adults together and act silly.
Yeah.
And it's odd to me that this is caught on so much.
I mean, they're doing it right.
They have the audience, they have the sponsors.
So I'm not saying that what they're doing
is the wrong thing, but it has to end at some point.
People are gonna get sick of this, right?
Yeah, I know.
This is like a fad.
Yeah. Putting on a show with no effort and, I know. This is like a fad. Yeah.
Putting on a show with no effort
and just giggling over each other is a fad.
I got to think.
Well, losers like hanging out with their friends.
So that's what all this is.
It's a-
Right, I don't want to watch it!
Yeah, no, you're hanging out with your best friend, Bobby Lee.
It's TVV.
I guess so.
I often, I just ask myself, I go, who is I want to meet the person who says, man, I love
that so much.
It's so great.
Where are these people?
You don't know that person.
You don't know that person.
Eric, that person is lonely and doesn't have friends.
They're in Gary, Indiana.
They're in third Gary Indiana. Um, on my, that's Sarah Highland. My, my cuts 15 and 17. Her laugh might be the single
most enraging thing I experienced outside of Opie in the past week. Cause that was, that
was a lot of frustration this week. Uh, Opie, John, and then, uh, they, the two episodes
of Tiger Belly that I listened to cuts number 15 and 17
are the Sarah Highlands.
This is the most annoying laugh I've ever heard in my life.
Ha ha ha.
Who's that?
Who's that?
Holy shit.
She sounds like a child.
Is she a child?
I know.
And it stands out.
And she looks like like 25 miles of bad road.
I mean, she looks rough.
Ha ha ha ha.
She seems like she's suffering some kind of head injury
or drug overdose.
There needs to be some infrastructure funding.
Is that what you're saying?
Oh, Eric's saying.
Yeah, absolutely, man.
And if you're in the Filipino or the Asian community
and you've got this show like Trump putting everything Asian,
you're like, stop, stop doing that.
We don't want to be associated with you.
We're not fucked up like this show is.
It is odd to me, I don't fucking care at all,
but it's odd to me how much
Bobbie Lee leans into the Asian accent
and the over-the-top stereotype stuff
when he's not like that at all,
but it's okay for him to do it.
But God forbid a white person would play an Asian person
who is in a fucking play that was written in 1949. Right. But God forbid a white person would play an Asian person who is in a fucking
play that was written in 1949. Yeah. Did you happen to hear that controversy about,
I think her name is Tilda Swinton? No. Okay. From Dr. Strange? Yes. And that's about,
it's about this part. Yeah. You, you, she played one of the particular parts, and I guess that was originally an Asian character.
So Swinton was cast, but Swinton reached out to Margaret Cho and said, Hey, I don't know
what you think about this.
Is this a bad idea?
Good idea.
I just kind of, and she reached out to her like a fellow luminary or another person in the
industry to kind of get her take on it. Well, show talked to Bobby about that on this exact show.
And it was really fucking awkward and weird.
And they had a problem that till the Swinton asked about it.
They didn't like that she approached them and said, hey, I need some insight.
What do you think about a white person being cast in this role?
Well, yeah, Johnny Depp asked people like
Indian you know Native Americans if it was all right if he played a Native American and
Quentin Tarantino as Samuel L. Jackson if he could use the N word a hundred million times in all his movies
Why people do this all the time and I mean I
Permission I have a permission slip. It's okay. Yeah, Margaret Chilson. It's okay
Yeah, I mean does anybody taking Quentin Territito to task about it? No because it's Sam Jek signed off on it
Sign off on it. Yeah, hey, that's all I gotta do. Yeah, they didn't like that she asked
That doesn't make any sense to me
Her mistake was saying it was all right. She should have said no don't't do it. I wouldn't even ask. I would have just fucking done it.
Right.
Where the fuck is Margaret Shoah?
Haven't heard that fucking name in 15 years.
I know, since when did she get the authority?
Right.
What are we talking about?
So also Bobby Lee is very sensitive.
And we learned about this when he got his feelings heard on Twitter.
Yeah.
This is real funny.
This is kind of funny.
I love this.
I love it. When John Mulaney went to rehab,
and everyone made a big deal on it.
And I said, I tweeted, I tweeted, I've been to four rehabs
and no one gives us, gives us a fuck.
I was right between, right?
So that was the last real comedy tweet that I did, right?
And I got off a fucking Twitter for six months.
That was what did it?
That's what did it.
That closed the door because the visceral comments afterwards like, that's because you're
not funny dude.
To me, right?
John Malini is like an a list comic.
You're C.
You know, I mean, it just went on and on and on and on and on and I was just like, I was
just making a joke, but I'm going to get off the Twitter because this is very hurt.
I'm surprised that somebody like Bobby Lee would have to get off Twitter because people
are goofing out of him for being like a ceiless celebrity.
I don't know, it's just weird to me.
Just don't read the comments.
Well, just as somebody who gets goofed on non-stop every day all day, you've got to kind
of like work with that.
Although Eric Zayn, we were talking about it on his show, and the Eric Zayn show, we were
talking about it yesterday morning
that eric is gone through some times
when the negative feedback of the internet has got to him
sorry
uh... i got i've got some of the finished skin you know something very quiet about
this i'm like i like bobby i like what he's saying
that that that that's funny
uh... i do want to move on because we have a lot to get to but is there anything
that you guys want to hit on that we haven't talked about yet?
Now we covered it.
Andy's good, Eric, what do you got?
Nope, and you know, I'm going to keep it moving.
Everything else is kind of like superfluous at this point.
Perfect, in that case, it's time for
Bridge of the Week.
Bridge of the Week.
This week's Bridge of the Week is a little bit longer,
but it came in from multiple people.
Multiple people are sending this to me.
In fact, even some notable people from the show
are sending this in.
I'll give credit to Justin Y,
who sent it to me two different ways.
This is a show called Rubber Nackers.
Okay.
And Rubber Nackers includes some people
who you'd be familiar with from the show,
including the guy named John.
Now, John is someone I haven't thought about in many years.
We used to call him the Philly Phanatic.
John went on his show, I don't remember the name of that show was, and he went through and
trashed me for a while.
And I played all the clips on the show because that's what we do because he were about ourselves.
John does not.
Okay.
Yeah, dude, don't even try to remember.
It was so long ago. Anyway, this is John the Philly Phenatic,
having a fucking meltdown on his show.
And apparently, this hasn't even gone out yet
because he controls the feed.
So he hasn't put this show out yet
because he fucking rage quit in the middle of it.
So this is John rage quitting.
And if you think that I find this funny
because I think John socks you're correct
I know for the listeners. This was named the best article to talk about. Yeah, I thought this is the worst the best
So it's it's only Danielle from here
That's not true because the next article is really good
You have talk about having some fucking optimism Dave
You have to explain who decides that was the best article.
I had no.
All right.
You know what?
You can all go fuck yourself.
This is the last fucking rubber necker and I'm dead fucking.
Here.
What are you talking about?
What are you fucking boy?
Lamp it up.
I've had enough of your fucking donut jokes and enough of your other fucking shit.
One guy doesn't show up.
That's a big fuck thing.
We got a prayer, right?
Down it.
Don't it.
Don't it.
Fat fat fat.
Meanwhile, you're over there sucking on a fucking cigarette
and everything I try to do, nothing.
You more the fucker, don't do all fucking thing.
You sit there on your ass, you make a couple things up
and then all of a sudden that's it.
Nobody does nothing, we sit in here.
We look like jerk offs, jerk offs every fucking week.
I try to make it a better show and you know what?
This isn't even fun anymore and I'm fucking done with it.
Rubber neckers is over. You can do whatever you want with the rest of you fucking guys. this isn't even fun anymore, and I'm fucking done with it. Robert Nackers is over.
You can do whatever you want with the rest
of you fucking guys, I don't care.
But I've had enough of this fucking shit.
Fuck is all, do something fucking better
if you can, you can.
Run the show, he said there,
well, this is just first fucking topics,
the worst fucking topic.
And so you're already setting this up.
What do you think I'm a fucking moron?
I know what the fuck you're doing. You think this is the first fucking time I've
ever done something like this? You fucking assholes. Go fuck yourselves. Every fucking
last one of you. I'm hiding. I came in here. I was going to try to go through this thing,
but if you're just going to sit here and try to make me the asshole out of this fucking
show, go fuck yourselves all of you
So I do
You're about the woman you got
No, no, we have to finish this article
Now I'm done go fuck yourself and leave him a thing. I'm not putting a show up shut the thing all to you
Fucking patriots in money back. No, I'm fucking done. I've had enough
I've had enough everyone in you mother fuckers.
When this fucking shit gets stops being fun, I'm fucking done. So I hope you're fucking happy,
hope you enjoyed yourself. Go make a fucking podcast where somebody who actually
lived is into it with the rest of you fucking five morons. One that never shows the fuck up.
Enjoy yourself. I just have one thing to say. Go ahead. It's fish.
Why motherfuckers? Oh, what? Did you guys hear about the woman that got
impregnated by a sex doll? If you rage quit in the woods and no one's there
to hear you rage quit, did you actually rage quit?
So I love that he said in there,
give the Patreon back their money.
How many, how much money are we talking about?
Because somebody told me that, maybe someone
in the discord knows.
I can look it up.
What we're talking about because he's acting like,
oh, we're huge and I'm done with that. I've had enough of you guys like I'm sure that these guys
You get the same number of listeners without Philly, Phenatic, but what do I know?
Is that two words the two words by chance?
Rubber said all one word. Rubber neckers rubber neckers. I don't see I tried both on patreon. I cannot I can't I can't find anything
someone just link to it in our
Discord but boy I suck no, it's it's called content Kings. That's why it's why you get it wrong
I was just looking rubberneckers. Yeah, all right. Well, that's fun. That's great. That's good stuff
Holy shit. That was, that was tremendous though.
I loved that.
I loved hearing that guy lose his fucking mind.
There was interest, like, hey, $92 a month, divided by five.
Are these guys gonna be able to eat after this?
Oh no.
And there's nothing wrong with that.
I would quit too.
No shit.
So I listened to Kill Tony this week.
Now Kill Tony is Tony Hinchcliff and he is the comedian who was under obviously a lot
of scrutiny.
I be lead it and care for it.
Yeah, I'm sure he didn't because, you know, he made some Asian jokes.
And I don't listen to Kill Tony very often.
The format is he brings up comedians.
It's usually at a comedy club.
I'll bring up a comedian who gets to do 60 seconds
and then they'll talk about the sat and they'll talk about the guy and what is deal. Isn't they?
The comedians that we suck and they kind of goof on them. It's kind of fun and the reason why I listen to it this week
is because of the guests that they had.
Alex Motherfucking Jones, an Austin, Texas icon and one of our favorite humans on the planet.
Well, it's good to be your exercise in the first time.
I mean, we want a great American.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Woo.
Woo.
So normally they have comedians on, but this week it was Alex Jones.
Oh, my God.
This is going to be awesome.
Yeah, this is going to be wild.
So the first community they bring up is this guy, William Montgomery, I'm just gonna play you,
no these are not long sets, obviously.
I'm just gonna play you like a few jokes
from his stand-up set.
Hard to believe that the movie Pearl Harbor
was worse than the actual Pearl Harbor event.
Imagine if they made a 9-11 Romantic comedy,
Dax Shepard and Selena Gomez make out his cancerous ass
showers down on them blocks from the World Trade Center.
This week Joe Biden said he really identifies with black people saying hell my son's a crack addict too.
Wow
So during this set they're having issues with the lighting. So Tony Hinchkov is not paying attention
And he's supposed to be paying attention because he usually gets feedback about the jokes
so he says to
elixir owns
i wasn't listening
what do you think about that
this is elixir's assessment of what you just heard
i'm kidding Alex you were paying attention what do you think about williams said
you're first time seeing that they were very cerebral jokes
which is not lost in a great crowd but i'm a little drunk so I miss part of it
And if I only call it half of it, it's a little easy since they did some daytime joke and nighttime joke
It was all very actually very well executed better than I can write so you know, I'll yeah
All right, so he only caught half of it because he's drunk
It's so really you know what say Alex Jones is drunk. So this gets out of control very quickly
You have a very drunk Alex Jones on the stage.
He's judging the comedians.
Yes.
Oh boy.
Yes, that's correct.
And they're talking to this guy William
who just did the stand up.
And William is now sober.
I guess he was a crazy person with alcohol and coke
and stuff like that.
And they're talking about he just went to a bachelor party this past week.
And Alex Jones yells the least appropriate thing possible.
I did. I actually got wasted. I broke my sobriety on Saturday night.
I got fucking wasted. He's kidding, everybody. He's joking, everyone.
I got it. Here's forgetting wasted.
Bye, boy, drinks. He's kidding every but he's joking every one. I got here's forgetting wasted by boy drinks
This guy's like yeah, I had a really tough time with alcoholic coke and you know, I'd start drinking 11 a.m.
Every day and you know he's joking I was like, yeah, I got wasted this past weekend and then Alex shows
Yeah
Let's get some more drinks up here
That is great.
Everybody's fucking chips out.
So this is hilarious because Joe Rogan shows up
with Duncan Trussell.
Okay.
They had just done the Joe Rogan show together.
They walk in and Alex Jones is beside himself.
He's so excited about this.
That totally agree with you.
I love it.
I'm gonna get you.
You know where it's on my lap.
Out.
It's a scary look.
He's serious too.
He's telling Duncan Truss to sit on his lap.
At this moment, Duncan leaves the stage
and never comes back again.
That's a good call.
Smart, smart on him.
So now they're talking to Joe Rogan,
and Joe Rogan says, oh, hi, he is.
And Alex response is, why don't you give me some weed?
That's his first response.
It's okay.
Duncan and I are so high right now.
I want some of that weed.
We're almost imperceivably high.
Hold the weed out.
Alex, does he have an inside voice?
It seems like every time the man speaks everything's always like like a 50 decibels above ear pain. It's never subtle
It's no yeah, it's never subtle and he doesn't need a microphone
It would have picked up without it, but this is more of him trying to get a
Joe Rogan weed chant going so he could do Joe Rogan
Oh, well share with him. I was some of that Joe Rogan weed. It's always good. You don't want any of this weed. I'm telling you
Terrifying the weed he always gives me some best Joe Rogan weed Joe Rogan weed
Is it a net? Nope, I don't know how to reject that.
Ah.
Alex Jones is turning into like a frat guy at this point.
This is a 47 year old man who's got a media empire
and he's turning into a burnt Christ year from 20 years ago.
Right.
First time he's a...
How many times does Joe Rogan like out to dinner
and Alex Jones walks in and then he's got to like slide down
and then he swoops so that he doesn't fucking see him.
Yes. I swear he's ducking him.
Oh, me percent of the time.
Oh, yeah. So this is funny because Joe Rogan is now onto this guy.
And they're friends, right?
Him and Alex are friends, but he's on to him at this point.
This is Joe talking about how wasted him and Duncan are.
We drank 18 beers.
We drank whiskey.
We are so fucked up.
Is this Bob jealous? You're jealous. You're fucked up. This bomb jealous.
You're jealous, you're also drunk.
Yeah.
Yeah.
This is more of him trying to get weed.
Okay, you smoke a lot of pot?
Hey, oh yeah, that's the reason why I became a teacher.
What do you...
They don't smoke weed, they don't smoke weed.
They don't smoke weed.
They don't smoke weed.
Can we get a join up here for Alex Jones?
Oh, looks nice.
You making a mistake.
Trust me.
Trust me.
All right, let's do it for 20 years.
Wait on the weed.
Don't, you can't.
Joe Rogan shuts it down.
He's like, no, don't get him smoking weed up here.
This is going to be a problem.
This is early in the show, by the way.
Oh, boy.
This is very, this is only the second comedian
that they're talking to.
Tony's just like, put a joint in this guy's mouth,
so he'll shut the fuck up.
He was yelling, give me weed over and over and over again.
Which is bizarre behavior, I have to say.
You think?
So it's a certain point, Alex is acting so crazy that Joe is like,
what the fuck is going on?
Alex starts hallucinating.
There are no strippers here.
There are comedians.
But for some reason, Alex thinks that there are strippers there and becomes one of the strip club DJs.
I fucking love you. Hi, man. I love you. Mercedes on stage. On deck. What? Why? Why? Why would that be? Is that the kind of strippers you like, Alex?
I like it.
I have an hallucination.
It's a beautiful stripper.
I'm looking at him.
Oh, look at her dance, the beauty, the pole.
Oh, look at the style, the elegance, the grace.
Okay.
Mercedes on stage.
JP, how do you say your last name? The fuck is in this bottle. race. Okay. Mercedes on stage.
JP, how do you say your last name?
The bucket is in this bottle.
PCP.
So, Hell says he's not PCP, which could be true.
Because I've never heard someone more out of their mind.
Everybody's just like, what are you doing?
Yes, correct.
And Tony's trying to like manage the show.
He's like, all right, let's just ignore that. So anyway, where are you from?
This is I'm gonna call it right here. This is my favorite Alex Jones clip of all time. I call this
Alex losing his mind and
After this happens Joe Rogan leaves the show. He gets off the stage and he is like, this is over.
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Just like for a minute.
Not go on.
Big shows, that's like a loose egg.
This is a new news.
This is the type of thing that, you know those things called death pools where people like,
you know, you get, and occasionally you'll throw in someone who's relatively young and
get a lot of points for them.
Alex Jones would be excellent in a death pool when that when that restart to the beginning of the year.
All right. All right. So here's a question for you.
I think his own death. Here's a question for you. Alex Jones already
lying who goes first. Because already lying is a borrow die.
Well, well, it'll be just working out already because I don't want
already to die. Okay. You know, so 50 bucks. Hill.
Oh, really? Yeah, you want to go 50 bucks with me?
Cause I'm taking Alex.
I can.
Guys first.
Yeah, who dies first?
Yeah.
I bucks.
Okay, it's time.
That's.
I would take that would take Alex Jones too, because Arty
continually is trying to turn his life around.
It seems that well, though, we don't know what's going on with Arty.
But yeah.
And, and you know, how often do we hear about people
who are at Death's Door like Keith Richards
and then they live for like 95 more years?
I love it.
I'm T. Daily wrote, Arty Lang wins by a nose.
Oh, should we say I can do an ad read?
Very good.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
By the way, Stavvy, who I saw perform comedy last week, and I have a new photo with my
buddy Stavvy.
I'm a good friend.
So I'm the next day, it was a great show.
Yeah, he was great.
He was on Bert Kast, Bert Krasher's podcast.
Great, right.
And this was a laugh off, if you could imagine.
Andy's brother Joe put together a clip for us here.
More people don't then do.
Let's be honest with almost everyone.
With more people, you're going to have a lot of talent.
I'm very specific about my team.
Yeah, it'd be kind of hard.
You're right.
Not very limber either, though.
You know.
Yeah.
I'll never forget watching him eat the bones.
And I was like, I can't be good for you.
You know, those bones are fine for you.
I just wrote this through the pilot.
I want to make it.
Oh, okay.
It's not real.
It's not a virus.
It's pretty bad for diamonds. It's always. It's okay, this is not real. It's not a fire.
The only thing they're missing there is Josh Potter. Yeah, it's like his mind at the back. Carman going no fucking way.
You guys.
I haven't laughed that hard in my entire life.
Like in the entire time that I've been alive,
that amount of time is less than I've
laughed. Compared to that, I mean, it's
unbelievable. Well, I'll tell you what,
Eric, I'm going to change that right now. ["The King of the Rings"]
Gagee, yeah.
That's right, Stuttering John is in New York visiting his mom, going to Yankees games. Hey, you know, there's brother Roy. Yeah.
OK, so maybe we do have some of the similar clips,
because I listened to the one from the 25th or so.
I just wanted to get to this before we get to the big news.
And so, yeah, he's doing, he's got a new backdrop,
which is an old woman's guest room.
Well, it's his childhood bedroom
His worries podcasting out of now, which is interesting. So clip one he's in his childhood bedroom and he says that he's got some funny stories
Ging alcohol
What funny story should I tell you first before we bring on the minus touch brothers?
Okay, so get ready for some hilarious shit.
Clip two.
So I'm hanging out at Sal's place.
The guy there, we start talking.
Right before that, I just want to pause it and fill in some blanks.
He flies into New York, meets up with his brother Roy.
He goes, Roy didn't want to hang out,
so I hadn't dropped me off at the bar
that I like to go to.
Like your brother is seeing you for the first time
in probably years, and he's like,
I don't want to hang out with you.
Is that a little strange?
Yeah, a little bit.
All right, sorry, let's get back to it.
Let's get back to it.
He's a local dive buyer from his childhood home. Yeah, a little bit. All right, sorry. Let's get back to his local dive
bar from his childhood home. Correct. Yes. His his his bar away from home. We start talking
and it's a sad story. He tells me his son was the captain of the wrestling team.
He says this kid goes to Albany for four-year college. This guy picks his son up from college.
Son gets in the car and goes, Dad, I want to work for Wendy's.
I was like, what?
I just sang in college.
You head into law school. Now, I'm I just sang in the cards. I, I, you head into law school.
Now, now, I'm gonna work in Wendy's.
Plus I gotta go back to be captain on the wrestling team.
His, he lost his son to schizophrenia.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I can't remember when I've heard a funny erratic joke.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
God kid was Michael Papa. Ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha God. Okay, so now you go into the Yankee game, right? Yeah. And he's he's said that he's sprung for all of these tickets. How much money did he spend Andy?
$800 dollars. He's made this very clear. So we're gonna hear who went into the game. Great game. I got great seats. I see Michael K and wave into Michael K.
And then we all leave two guys from LA, you know, one of them is from England,
Chris and John, and then, you know, and my friend Stein, and my mom, my brother, my sister-in-law. Hmm. Now correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't somebody
promised a ticket to this game in a turny, baby?
So it'd be great.
The great Michael Popack.
Is he supposed to be on this list?
He explains why Mr. Popack did not make it to the game.
And I had a ticket for Michael, but I guess his mom, you know, got ill.
So yeah, no, I know he was just, he was recording.
Yeah, yeah, he's traveling to go visit her.
Yeah, so I had to eat the ticket.
I don't care, you know, it's not the bus, but he had to eat the ticket.
He already purchased it.
That's not eating a ticket.
You could have given it to somebody else.
Could have given it to somebody else.
Almost anyone else. Yeah. But that's not eating a ticket. Did could have given it to somebody else. You could have given it to somebody else. Almost anyone else.
But that's not eating a ticket.
Did he expect to get paid back for it?
Because that's what would be eating a ticket.
Well, it's time so he probably does.
Right.
That's what I'm thinking too.
You lost me the lawsuit.
No, give me the $100 for the Yankee ticket.
Right.
So he was trying to decide whether you should tell this story
about a guy losing his son to schizophrenia as a funny story or this other story.
So we get to the mom's car. I'm going to drive them.
This is taking place right after the Yankee game.
They're leaving the Yankee game with that crew you just heard about.
And I believe this is his older brother Roy.
Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So remember believe this is his older brother Roy. Yeah, yeah, okay.
So remember, Southern Jenna's 55 years old.
This is his older brother Roy that we're talking about.
We're talking about.
So we get to the mom's car,
I'm gonna to my mom's car.
I'm gonna drive them to El Parador.
My favorite Mexican place in Manhattan,
because I'm taking them on a little restaurant crawl
in Manhattan.
El Paredor is where Craig Calman, the co-chairman of Atlantic, took me.
Have to brief this up. Uh, when he was courting me to
song with the Atlantic.
Posit, Posit Real Clayton.
Anyway.
God forbid we don't mention the fact that he was courted by Atlantic records at one point in time.
That's why it's his favorite restaurant.
Right.
Because in 1994, he went there with a record executive. and he was courted by Atlantic records at one point in time. That's why it's his favorite restaurant.
Because in 1994, he went there with a record executive.
So it must be great food, obviously.
Right.
And it, you know, cannot, that can't not be said.
Right.
So we all pile into my mom's car is one thing missing.
My brother. We can't find my brother. We are going crazy.
We're looking all over. We're calling him. I assumed he went to go puke somewhere because
he was wobbling his way back. You think I'm a good guy? I'm not going to get any drunk story ends. My brother ends up opening the door of somebody else's car and is sitting
in the back seat of an SUV. My mom's car is not an SUV. And 20 minutes later we find
him sitting there with the guy who owns the car Who's like about to beat the hell up?
Beat the crap out of my brother and I'm like whoa, so I put my brother away
And there it is
What the hell
Welcome to my family
I love how the story about a degenerate drunk ends with him
shugging a fucking bot of screwdriver,
whatever the fuck he's drinking.
It's just so embarrassing.
Why would you embarrass your whole family like that?
He told that story on two different shows.
He needed to make sure that everyone knew his brother, Roy,
got black out drunk at the Yankees game.
And I want to point out because I like going to baseball games and having a couple beers, right?
But it's not a place where you're like pounding shots. So you're not getting black out drunk at a baseball game.
You're drinking like a course light or something.
If you're taking into sites.
Your famous brother takes you out. You're I guess maybe you're gonna be like, yeah, I love three.
You're right. Roy is famous now. Yeah.
It's a good point.
Oh, I just thought these are the stories that studying John
and things are hilarious.
Breaking into somebody else's car and losing your son
just gets afraid.
Yeah.
I'll get stopped.
John says jealous.
Better than usual.
I will say.
It's entertaining. I'll say that all right. Let's talk about this
so
The judge has dismissed his suit against serious XM with prejudice
Yes
Meaning it makes it very difficult for them to appeal
so
This means that the judge is saying this is a ridiculous case.
It's maybe the most frivolous thing I've ever heard. Because federal copyright law
usurps whatever they're talking about with this California right-to-poblicity thing
that John's trying to make a case with. It's funny. This is what you want to see
happen with two happy assholes. Correct. Yeah. This is what happened to Maddox,
which was great. It was dismissed with prejudice prejudice. Like, no, you're not doing this again. You're wasting everybody's time.
Which is great. And this is John explaining that. Anyway, and also sad news on my part,
I lost the first round of my lawsuit with serious XM. So now we have to see and then see if we have to appeal to a higher court. But look,
I'm stick it a stancho playing my craft and promoting me and not paying me. It's typical
bullshit that happens. What? It's typical bullshit that happens. What do you mean? What does
that mean? And I love that he goes, we lost the first round.
No, you lost.
You got knocked out in the first round.
It's over, John.
There's a timeout.
He actually says, we're going to see about in a peel.
He kind of words it in a weird way.
I've got a, I've got a, a clip of how John's week went.
Clip 43 is, is is kind of like before the actual word came down from the judge.
So we have a great show playing for you today.
I got my attorney Michael S. Popock, host of the Midas Touch Brothers, and also he is my
attorney who's suing serious XM. Oh my god!
It's the guy right there killing!
Oh my god.
That's not a spy, we're just he is broken in half!
Oh my god, King!
So he's pretty pumped up right there.
That was on what Tuesday?
Yeah, and that whole episode, there's a lot to that I pulled in fact this was this wasn't related to the trial or anything like that he had Hal sparks on this is amazingly hilarious awkward moments
uh real real quick number 37 Hal sparks is just finishing up his radio show he does on an AM station in Chicago. Okay. Awesome. And so,
um, he what John wanted Hal on. So John, John has been like, uh, while he was talking to Michael
Polpark has been trying to get Hal like ready, you know, so we finally get some on. John explains
how much trouble he was going through to get him on and then Hal fucking shut some down. Check
this out. Clip number 37. Genius and comedian house
sparks everybody. How are you? Hi, I'm doing good. How are you? Good. I was I was like texting
you like crazy and I even went into your chat room and said, how? How? Yeah, I'm doing a show.
That's hilarious. You know what's funny about that is when I had the revenge of the
SIS guys on a couple of weeks ago. Yeah. They said he does the same thing to them when they're on the show on YouTube
He'll go into the chat room and be like hey everybody come over to check out the Stuttering John show
We're gonna start soon like this is something that he does what a deal though. What a deal
Don't what the fuck is he doing and
Hail sparks. I don't know the guy has the patience
He's mother Teresa. Yeah, at at this point it's hell sparks in chicago
now he's out of a lake running for mayor he just has this
all right i just has this a m show in chicago yeah okay uh... and and and you're
i'm glad you said that because that about his patience because i get the
inf feeling like uh... john has some information on him or something
uh... it's really odd because hell is is smart and he's going on and on about whatever it
is he wants to talk about.
And John's adding nothing to the conversation.
In fact, in clip 42, uh, uh, hell is talking about something and he spent a lot of time
doing it.
And then John, is it paying attention at all in drops in something about fucking Venmo?
Listen, uh, look for the truth.
President Trump was amazing, but not.
President Trump was amazing and he's still president.
You know what I mean?
She hasn't, I don't know that she goes there with any regularity.
Yeah.
Ask me if I had, if I was going Venmo,
so I posted my link up there.
She says,
She's good for you.
You should.
Oh, that's great.
You weren't even listening to anything I said.
How's Vennmo doing?
What a fucking ass.
Well, it's funny that you say that,
because that kind of sets up one of my clips here.
Apparently, the numbers are down,
and he scolds his audience for this.
There's the link if you want to donate.
You guys have been a little chinchy on me lately
My numbers my super chat numbers and we're little down
Even after I'm doing all this
Even during my vacation and doing these shows, so there's the link even though I'm phoning it in so long. I
Makes me that makes me angry. I I that really bothers me. Could you imagine Eric think about this. You're asking people to fund your lifestyle
and you're saying, please support the show, super chats, Patreon, YouTube
subscriptions and the numbers start going down and instead of thinking, should I
be putting more effort into this? Yeah. what the fuck an eye do to make this better
to get more people into this?
Correct.
He's talking to the same eight people
and going, you fucking eight people
who've been supporting me for the last year,
need to do more.
You're not supporting me enough.
What a fucking pompous and ridiculous thing
to say to people.
My show wouldn't suck as bad
if you guys gave me more money.
Right.
He's blown away by Hell's super chat on my clip.
38.
He puntificates about that exact thing.
And by the way, super chat Saturday, I got to tell you, I saw that somebody gave you
a hundred dollars super chat.
I'm like, whoa.
Yeah.
Most I've ever gotten was like 50 bucks.
I think he's in it for the wrong reasons.
Yo.
You know what I mean?
Like he's like, this is all about defeating Trumpism.
We gotta put an end to this.
And if I don't get the super chance,
I'm just gonna stop doing it.
Right.
He's going Chads, you mock.
He's like, oh, you got 100 bucks for the hell?
Yes.
Why can't you give me 100 bucks?
Right.
The most I ever got was that he made up a number 50.
I think now you have never gotten 50
He liar
Last we forget he's an expert in the stock market, right true
Yeah, you got the AMC stock
He's got this by stock every day. It is funny how he goes back and forth from I can buy Yankees tickets
I am obviously very well off financially because I bought Yankees tickets I can buy a Tesla and then he goes
very well off financially because I bought Yankee's tickets. I can buy a Tesla. And then he goes, how come no one's giving me five bucks? It asks him to be a question while the
miners touch brothers around. It insults my intelligence. I have never met anyone who does a bad
stuttering John impression. Every time I hear you guys do that, it kills me every time. I don't
even want to try because you guys do so well with it.
I'm really just doing my gruff the crime dog, but it works.
Alright, well since we're talking about Stuttering John, I have a fun story.
So we popped down for like five minutes at one point just to do a little special bonus thing and
No one's even watching it and he's brings his mom in the room. And mom, come over here.
Say hi to everyone.
There's nobody there.
He's like, hi, Nicky-B.
And he's like, well, she's not actually here right now, but no one's here right now.
It's really fun to have a.
So they're talking about John is trying to get a new iPhone for his mom, but it's very
complicated.
Trying.
It's very difficult for him to get this
because they went to the AT&T.
No, where do they go?
They went to the Apple store first,
but she didn't know her pin number,
so then they had to go to the Verizon store
in order to get the account information.
I tried to get Heather W. to Western Union
need a buddy for an iPhone.
So this is picking up mid story here.
And go to Verizon in the mall.
They won't allow us to use the pit.
They tell us to go to the Verizon on old country road, 880.
I put that in my phone.
That's right in the front.
We passed one Verizon.
I think that's like the one.
Turns out my iPhone screwed up and it was the one.
Oh, is iPhone screwed up?
I'm pretty sure his phone is smarter than he is. You know how I know that?
Because it's defined as a smartphone. He is not a smart job. So I'm pretty sure his phone is smarter than he is
So this is him now. He's having a
confrontation at this Verizon store because they can't get his mom the new phone.
Then the Verizon guys say to me they can't, they can't set up the phone for my mom.
I'm like, and you guys kidding me?
I got a big social media phone.
No, you dreaded me.
The guy says, I go, no, you know, I'm just, I'm just exhausted.
You guys are killing me here.
Why would he repeat that?
He told the guy the customer service rep at a Verizon store. This guy makes $28, maybe $29,000 a year and he goes Do you know big by social media following us? I guess I guess like what are you fucking kidding me right now?
We're gonna do could be fired. Yeah. We're gonna talking about it. We'll review because the phone won't fucking download your mom's
Contest we should look that up. He probably did.
Yeah.
That's interesting. We should. We'll know about the spelling.
Yeah.
That's really, that's such a bizarre reaction to something like the guys trying to help
mount his mom doesn't have the information they need the pin number or whatever and he goes,
you better figure this out because I got a big social media following.
It's always anybody that doesn't give him what he wants.
You said, don't you know who I am?
Yes.
He always says, don't you know who I am, card.
I'm much.
What a cocksie.
You know who doesn't do that?
J-Lenel.
You're right.
People are talented.
What?
Don't go around going, do you know who the fuck I am?
Yeah.
Because people know who they are.
Well, that's very true.
Nobody knows who John is.
What a fucking weird thing to say
So when Polpok was on his show the same episode with Hal Sparks John had long
periods of time where Polpok would be
He's talking about Trump and and you know, I'm like fuck. Why is he talking about Trump?
First of all, I mean is it it's kind of like no one's really doing that, but he does, of course.
And Polpok, it's not an idiot.
He knows what the fuck he's talking about.
It's a very slanted point of view, okay?
What I noticed is he will do long stretches of time
and then John feels the need to sum it up and he tries,
but it's just fucked, okay?
My clip 21, this is a very involved thing we're going to do here, Kyle.
But just go ahead and play clip 21 and you get an idea of how this goes.
And the full corruption that was the Trump administration is going to be played out over
the next couple of years.
It's just amazing.
I mean, come on, Michael, aren't you like, like, you know, Trump's a sleaze bag, you know,
a sleaze bag, you know, a sleaze bag.
But this is like, this is just, I mean, it's so illegal.
I mean, I, I, I,
ah,
someone bear is saying.
Okay, now this is what I've done here.
This is gonna take a little bit of effort.
I have broken that down in three or four word bursts.
Okay. And I, and I since I can speak like a normal human being, I have broken that down in three or four word bursts.
And I, since I can speak like a normal human being, I am gonna say some of those words,
and then I want you, Carl, to play the corresponding clip.
So you see how I had clip 21, 22 through 33,
is this bit?
Is this bit?
They're all like, what's in a second log?
I was wondering what you said when he clips.
Okay, now it's like it's that's okay
So here we go I'm gonna say exactly what John said and the car was gonna play the clip. Yeah, just go in order
I'll be ready. Yep. Yep. It's just amazing. It's just amazing. I mean come on Michael. I mean come on Michael
Aren't you like aren't you like?
Michael, I mean come on Michael. Aren't you like aren't you like?
Like you know Trump's a sleaze bow like you know Trump's a sleaze bow
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know a sleaze bag, you know a sleaze bag
but but
This is like this is like this is just this this is just, I mean, I mean, it's so illegal.
It's so illegal.
Oh, I mean, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, how many teas are in the word just with sonry jazz as a zero
Wow
That's that's funny
Okay, Polpock's talking about how Joe Biden is moving actually faster than whatever a lot of people always say he's sleepy Joe whatever
And then so John transitions from the whole poll park point about Biden moving
fast to John moving quickly with his upcoming travels to New York. And what's weird about
this is he's talking about how fast he'll be moving, but him actually getting the sentence
out is anything fast. She's not doing it now. This is the Biden show throwing through 100% and the speed at which
he's moving is Joe Biden. Yeah. And by the way, Michael, I'll be moving pretty quickly
on, on next Friday, the segue key. King of the segue right there. Last one, John Fowles,
up critical race theory point made by Polpock
with a non-sequitor and calling Ron DeSantis a bad name.
And then hope your, hope your student in your life
grows up to be thinking well-rounded human beings.
How can it happen?
Yeah, yeah, well, I get it now.
But it's just sad.
I mean, around the Sanctus is a prick.
Okay.
And I think what you picked up on here,
and it's hard to clip these things
because the guests will go on for three, four, five minutes
straight with John just being distracted by the super chats
or whatever's going on on his computer,
cockroaches running across his keyboard. So by the time the guy stops talking John has this mini panic thing
You see his eyes and he goes, yeah, I know and also also want to say this is a thing
Yeah, he doesn't listen at all. Oh, he doesn't listen at all. I mean holy shit
You know, it's crazy is I listen to John
I listened to all of that and I also listen to OP John's a million times better than OP. Oh no
Oh, no does that mean we have to get into it
Oh, the man, the man! Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum!
Bum!
What's going on with O.B. Radio?
It's been a second since we've checked it out this guy.
Yeah.
And I noticed that he's still going with the show format, which is pop into Facebook Live
and chat with people in real time
And this doesn't work well for him. It's the worst format for him because he gets triggered by
everything and Unless you say to them what's your type in there like opi looking great love the show. Yeah anything other than that
He flies up the fucking handle on you, which is bizarre
He flies up the fucking handle on you, which is bizarre.
This is him handling a hack, right now. The big thing going on with Opin
and Anthony Coomy was talking about this,
but for some reason, Opin took off his hat the other day
and he's got a scullet.
Oh boy.
It's bizarre.
It's really like, whoa, what the fuck is going on there?
It seemed to happen overnight a little bit,
at least as far as I'm concerned.
I always thought he had a big full head of hair.
And now it's long, but there's nothing on top.
It's brutal.
So this is him handling this with such grace
like he always does.
I don't think you know the definition of funny.
Ren, Zeller Bravo buddy
Good god I'm nice and early in the morning that throw the hate at the kid good for you
Ren let's all get friends Zeller
Around him applause. He had to get up extra early to get that hate out
God show your hair what's
Are you obsessing about my hair line now?
Why is that the latest thing that I'm losing my hair or something?
Show your hair.
Why do you give a fuck how much hair I have?
I've always had way too much fucking hair, if you honest with you.
I don't think I've done a way too much hair.
I need to lose a little bit of it.
Show your hair. Is that the latest thing that's going around? Honestly, yeah, wait a minute, I need to lose a little bit of it
Wait, I think I'll be bald
Who gives a fucking ball there's a cue ball
What is it matter to you or you in my life? You look like shit You look at my look at the responses that
Why would you put that in my chat?
For the exact reason of how you reacted to it.
That's specifically why people are going to you and trolling you.
Because you don't handle it.
Wow.
He's asking for more trolls because he's reading it and freaking out.
Your normal voice is boring.
We want to hear the other voices.
Yes, right.
He's such a mystery to me because I don't recall him actually.
I mean, his actual sound right now, his recorded sound, is so much to me, it sounds different
than when he was, he was actually on the radio.
He would talk on the radio.
He didn't talk.
He just kind of like all these exclamation and gurgled noises and talking weird shit.
He's not good on his own.
That's the thing.
And listen, and he's in this studio.
Podcasting by yourself is difficult, for sure.
But when you're podcasting with Jim Norton, Anthony Kumia,
and whoever else might be there,
it makes it a lot easier.
Broadcasting with those people,
you just get to talk whenever it's necessary.
This guy's trying to fill the entire show with him talking
and the only go-to he has is the high-pitched screechy voice.
What do you mean? That's you, you're absolutely right. That's what you were talking earlier about. talking and the only go to he has is the high-pitched screechy voice.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's it.
You're absolutely right.
That's what you were talking earlier about.
How sometimes people like Compensate for no funny, poor writing, with just weird old fucking
voice.
If this fucking idiot, this guy pisses me off the most out of all of them, would just fucking
do what he knows how to do and that is prep a fucking show, he'd be able to actually do
something, but he doesn't, he doesn't, I don't know why he doesn't do it.
Wait, you just said he knows how to prep a show?
Well, I mean, he knows he has to prep a show.
He does it.
But he obviously doesn't know that,
and he doesn't know how to,
because he had people, he had a staff
of people doing that for him.
Well, he's lazy.
He knows he's down that there's a reason
that he should, but he's not gonna fucking do that.
He's lazy as shit.
Obviously. He's putting very little effort into it these days. He's gonna do it his way
The grave I didn't have the balls to do it. So now you're gonna spend my time just hating on people that are brave enough to try.
Yeah, go.
I could hate loser.
Yeah, he's like the Ronnie James Dio of the troll boy.
So he just keeps getting higher and higher.
Whoa, another octave, another octave.
I did say at one point that I thought it was funny.
I'm past that now.
Yeah, fuck it.
It's too much. It's too much. I did say at one point that I thought it was funny. I'm past that now
I actually said and I swear in a stack of Bibles my wife heard me she goes who's Carl?
Because I was in the bathroom listening to that point and I said fuck you Carl I wouldn't I wouldn't fucking I can't listen to who's Carl
He's my arch nebises. That's who he is.
I can't do it. I can't listen to fucking maniac.
So what's funny is Opie going off on haters right there.
He's actually not wrong about what he's saying, but his way of going about it is just so bizarre
and it just invites it to happen way more often than it would.
Go away loser. I have plenty of hair.
Oh my God, these people.
Like John's got plenty of money.
Yes, you took your hand off, and there was no hair.
You can't lie after that.
It's over. The jig is up.
What am I going to hit him with now?
I think he might be thinning.
I'm gonna ask him to show his hair.
Like who cares?
You're not in my life.
Why would it matter to you?
Oh, God.
You don't need to read it and then go on and on about.
Just ignore it and it's nothing.
And if you read it, it's in your life.
And that's a thing. He could ignore it, it's in your life. And that's a thing.
He could ignore it, but you know what else he could do?
He could fucking embrace that and go look at my fucking hair.
I look like shit.
And that's funny.
People love that stuff.
People love that.
You're dead on.
That's why he is a reoccurring character on the show.
Right.
Every single reoccurring character has the same issue
where they never understand
how to deal with people who maybe have a difference of opinion than them. Yeah. Or think
maybe they're not as good as they could be at what they're doing. I was born with thin
skin. My skin is thinning. Why do you care? What the fuck is your problem? I've got thin
skin in here with the Cripkeeper.
What an asshole. Why do people care? Seriously, man, get a haircut. You look like homeless. He mad. Why are you bothered?
Do you want to make out?
Remember making out. Oh my goodness. Why do we are drinking? Keep breezy for my coffee. Why do I need to get a haircut for you?
He goes from that to the remember making out is on that for half a second and back to hair
Who am I talking to?
Remember making out?
What am I talking to? Remember making out?
What?
Does anyone remember laughter?
Like you immediately realized
that what you just said was fucking moronic.
And just was like, yeah, so anyway, yeah.
Why don't you give up your hair again?
I'm angry again.
Tough, tough, tough acting to act in.
It's Patrick Michael at this point.
Shout out to that guy.
Yeah.
I got this boy. Shout out to that guy! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Maybe that's what bothers these guys. Oh no. You really want to put that out there.
Good looking of a guy you are.
There's so many photos of you.
You do a video cast.
There's like just Photoshop away, fellas.
It's a good looking Opie.
I want to see what it would take to make him good looking.
Yeah, just any still of you saying a vowel.
It's going to be a look like shit.
Dude, a time machine couldn't help.
And what's great here is that Opie admits that he's a has been,
and he calls the people who are calling him out,
a never been, because that's better than being,
or that's worse, right, than being a has been.
So this is his battle now.
So of course, I'm gonna talk about O&A
when it makes sense, whether I'm gonna defend myself or tell it
old ONA story the O from ONA wants to do that is that okay with you you've
never been god you're never been bothering me that's insane that's insane
it's so it would criticize me when I used to be famous.
And it's never was, not never been.
It's never bad.
Yeah, so, so, so, so, Opie is, to his yelling at his audience who never decided to go
into radio.
Right.
Yeah.
That's a good point.
What do they make, Ben?
We learned it from listening to you.
What are you an engineer at a tech company?
You loser?
You never been.
You never been.
You fucking neurosurgeon.
So at the beginning of this episode,
there's a really dumb joke that Pat Duffy writes in.
And OP not only cracks up over it,
but it's the name of the episode.
All right.
So they're talking about his hair. And
Pat Duffy says, it looks like a divorced mom at a soccer practice. Hey, okay. And hope
you think this is the funniest thing ever. Oh, God, his hair is just nonsense. Over the
years, uh, divorced mom at soccer, that's soccer practice here.
I'm a carrot, I wanna speak to a doctor, I need you.
So I don't think this is a great joke only because divorce moms try to look good.
Right.
This would be a married mother who wouldn't give a shit at a soccer practice.
But.
You're saying that's what his hair looks like? Yes, and then 10 minutes later he goes back to this again. married mother who wouldn't give a shit at a soccer practice.
But-
You're saying that's what his hair looks like?
Yes, and then 10 minutes later, he goes back to this again.
A divorced mom at soccer practice?
See, I'll take that. That was funny.
Use her low.
Oh, quick, talk about O and A.
Oh, it doesn't look that.
So he's trying to pretend he has a good sense of humor.
And he can roll with the punches.
He's like, yeah, I mean, you could say that I'm a divorce mom
and a soccer practice.
That's fun, right?
And then like the whittlest thing sets him off.
And he goes nuts over it.
So I'm not buying it.
This guy, we've talked about him before, Benjamin Tucker.
Benjamin Tucker has been financing OP for some reason. I guess the guy is a helicopter pilot.
So OPE says I love flying in helicopters.
Benjamin, you should take me up on a helicopter sometime and he has the worst idea in the history of ideas.
Now that we're opening up, are you gonna take me on a helicopter ride?
We'll do a little podcasting from a helicopter. Oh, what would be a worse place to podcast from the helicopter?
A fireworks factory like what's a workplace?
I could have struck a piece I
Yeah
You know, you know a helicopter the thing that in order to hear the guy next to you you need headphones with a microphone
We should podcast from that, be amazing.
I probably the worst idea anybody's ever said.
I love to transcribe that, just think, what?
What?
What was that over?
Oh, I wanted to speak in a transcribing.
We really missed out on Stuttering John's lawsuit,
not going to court, having a stenographer write it all down,
and then having somebody be like,
could you repeat that and listen to the dogger
for trying to re-stutter in John's?
Kinda like the air exade bit that we just did.
Yeah, no, that's what we're glad to do that.
Yeah, that was brilliant.
Andy, you might still sue me.
Oh, we can hope.
Fingers crossed.
I'm sorry, I haven't been paying attention to that.
Did that just vanish?
That was just all lip service, right?
What?
Oh, that lawsuit against me?
Yeah, he tried to scare me.
He's done this multiple times and it never works.
John is such a fucking moron.
So he goes on his show and he says,
I talked to my attorney.
We definitely have a case.
And the lawsuit, I know where he lives.
I'll be serving him the lawsuit
We coming down the pike he thought that I was gonna be like all right guys. We can't talk about John for a while
Right, right the heat is on I go on my next show
Ridicule the fuck out of him never left harder in my life, and I think John went oh shit
I've ever played my hand
What is this say for his attorney because this poll pocket clearly he's just he's just getting getting I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I've heard him on the show. He sounds like an intelligent guy But the case against series XM just got dismissed with prejudice. It didn't even go to trial
The the judge was like this is nonsense. This is not a case. Yeah, so I don't know maybe the guy is so happy
That's what he does for a living
I don't know did you mention that he has a show?
He's probably just grabbing the co-tails and trying to
He does drum up a little publicity. Yeah, so he does do a YouTube show, so it doesn't hurt him.
That's the only bad name out there.
And talk to Stuttering John for sure.
Gotcha, gotcha.
Let's talk about how hot or hope he is somewhere, shall we?
Ha ha ha ha.
When are you gonna get a nose job?
Why do I need a nose job?
Why do I need a nose job?
What are you talking about with my nose now?
You're gonna make me can watch my nose now Paranoid about my nose people upset I have a cute nose over the years
My nose
I don't know how we come up this entire episode. That's how he talked. I know if if fucking March Simpson and Edith bunker
I'm a fucking baby. Yes
And maybe that's what his angle is.
He wants to get some VO work or something.
Is that what he's auditioning for?
Because it's not auditioning to be a podcaster.
Oh, gee, oh, gee.
Holy shit.
One last clip that I have on Opie and again,
I've really been tuned into the ad reads
for some reason this week.
This is, I have questions about this.
Hello, fresh offers 50 menu items.
Oh, they got salads and sandwiches and soups.
They got something for everyone.
Oh, and their stuff is high quality too.
Fresh ingredients are sourced directly from growers and delivered from the farm to your
front door in under a week.
Alright, Chris, you worked in a restaurant for about a year as I have as well.
Is food that's been sitting around for a week considered fresh?
No.
Okay, because I thought there was weird ant copies.
You get the freshest ingredients that'll get your house within a week.
Okay, manages to some piss about.
Salons, soup, what the fuck, whatever you want.
A weak old salad.
Yeah.
It is, yeah, you know that the farm to table, this is farm to truck to warehouse to the other
truck to door stop.
Yeah, to my neighbor's door.
Yeah, it's all the rage these days.
It's what people really want oh
the shit Eric's in I know you brought some other clips outside of just
stuttering John kill Tony Opie Tiger Belly all these things we've been
talking about but when I was on your show yesterday you mentioned you might
have some other things in store for us. Yeah, Carl, I only have two that matter, two more clips that matter.
Beautiful.
This is, I don't know if this has been done before, I called it a Carl Cut.
Uh-uh.
Taking your name and supercut to make a Carl Cut.
This one, hey, insanity doesn't make sense.
Number two.
Makes no sense.
It's insane.
That's an insane thing to say.
It doesn't make any sense. He trashes everyone. It's insane. This is so much projecting. It's insane. That's an insane thing to say. It doesn't make any sense
He trashes everyone. It's insane. This is so much projecting. It's insane
Explain to me how this makes any fucking sense even rosé at bars like you're not making any sense
No, it didn't make any fucking sense. That's why it didn't yeah, it doesn't make any fucking sense
It doesn't make any sense
It's insane. It's insane. It really makes sense. It's insane. That's an insane thing to say. It's insane. That's insane. It doesn't make sense. That's an insane thing to say.
That's insane.
It's insane.
That's insane.
Oh, fuck you.
Fuck you.
Because now that's all we're going to think about when I'm talking.
That's true.
There's already 18 things that I think about every time I'm talking.
And now there's two more.
Well, guess what?
Guess what?
You're going to sing, Carl, because we have cut one.
Oh, boy. I'm saying, I'm saying.
I'm saying.
To say.
To say.
To say.
To say.
To say.
To say.
To say.
To say. Love it. Well, John's, by the way, Eric, always bringing It's insane It's saved
Love it well done that my friend Eric always bringing it I appreciate it
Fuck I see that a lot don't I keep keep saying it keep saying it girl. Fuck them. I feel like I've been saying
Yes Say that shit. Oh right. Well, look it. We've done it all today. Well, no, say that shit. All right, well, I'll look at it.
We've done it all today.
Well, no, we haven't done it at all.
Something that we didn't do last week.
People were very upset because everybody's favorite
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when we're reviewing a next week's show.
However, I'm doing something different this week
because I've already recorded the segment of the show.
We're gonna release next week.
So I'm gonna actually play audio of the podcast
that you will be hearing next week.
Does that make sense?
Everyone follow that?
What?
Just like a meta teaser.
I know, this is a meta teaser. This is exciting.
What? What?
What?
But, you know, so-
Oh, no, Jam!
I have a cute nose!
No!
But, you know, so I have listened to your show.
It's the now the one podcast I never miss.
Appreciate it.
And so I've become quite accustomed to Patrick Michael.
And he comes across as cocky and manipulative and selfish and patronizing and demanding.
And his feelings are easily heard.
Oh yeah.
And when he's wounded, he lashes out.
And he uses people whom he can easily control
to enhance his own image.
I'm talking about you, Craig Peacock.
And but he also expresses feelings of self-loathing
and poor self-worth.
He tells his listeners not to listen.
And if a podcast gets too popular, he figures
that it's got to be bad and he moves on to something else.
And it's just kind of this endless cycle.
It's bizarre, it's bizarre behavior, which is why we're all so fascinated by that.
It's fascinating.
This kind of behavior we see in people with poor self-image but then they exhibit an unrealistic outward confidence or a fantastical image even to the outside world that makes up for their
self despising nature. And this, my friend, is the homework of the, oh, what is it going to be?
We have the psychoanalysis from our buddy Dr. Steve. We brought in all the attributes to this
and we have clips that actually support the evidence and it was a lot of fun.
We got into it.
Yeah, I saw the discord alert
that you were recording that.
And you didn't know if it was gonna be a bonus
or a regular app.
That'll be on the regular episode.
I will be in Las Vegas with my buddy,
Shule will have some other stuff that we'll be doing,
but I am looking forward to your little.
Look at this a little forethought.
Everyone hearing that.
Instead of jumping ship last week and pissing everyone off
You went ahead and recorded it ahead of time. I were about so people won't be furious. I'm ready by the way
By the way, I want you to know that when you started that
It was that you had like a little pre-announcement and you you started really subdued you went hey
Rubberdicks and Couseroo's
I thought you were about to say that someone just died i was very
worried
ha ha ha ha
yeah i didn't have the uh... the energy that i normally do but uh... ha ha ha
well
air exam i want to thank you so much for coming on the show putting together
some carl super cuts that was fantastic
people should check out the Eric Zayn Show
and they can support you on Patreon.
Where can they find that?
Oh, it's all at EricZaynShow.com,
the free podcast is there.
And of course any platform, any audio platform,
you can download the show.
But it's all found at EricZaynShow.com
and thank you very much for having me, Carl.
I love doing this.
Yes, we always love having you on here.
And the great Andy And the great Andy.
Hey, the great Andy.
Thank you so much for coming on the show this week.
Anything you want to promote by friends?
So many plugs.
All right, let's get to it, that is.
Well, let's not forget the live show coming up. There's no more ticket. There's four tickets left
You better if you don't get the last four you're not going so get them. Yep. Okay
Shitty song of the week Eric. I loved your episode on shitty song of the week was Alice Cooper
I thought you did a great job. So if you want to hear more of Eric go listen to that that was awesome and then Carl
I'm gonna serve you with these papers. I want money for all of my contributions of this
Oh shit, I knew this would happen. I got a stop playing all these clips of Stuttering Jazz give people ideas
Speaking of Brandon from Shitty song of the week him and I will be recording a bonus episode
Monday night that will be out probably Tuesday,
maybe Wednesday for our Patreon and supercast subscribers.
Please join us again next week and might be able to find out what's for a who are these
podcasts?
Sleep well every single pony. Great show. Good job, everybody. of morning radio. And now the show is called right now.
Hmm.
Okay.
Great show. Good job, everybody.
Great job, everyone.
All right, that's enough of that.
I gotta cut down that fucking outro thing.
Just go sound it out forever.
Do we have time for this?
Sobrennic.
Tippy-toe Beans writes,
lawsuit question asking for a friend.
So I'm wondering hypothetically,
if someone were to start a frivolous lawsuit and lose,
could the other side pursue them for their costs?
And if so, how much might that be?
The phantom Dennis responds,
get out of this sub,
John, no free legal advice for you.
Tippi Toebeans got damn it.
On a completely unrelated note, does anyone know if
T-T-Tas-Log gives refund?
Old gravy Greg quotes.
Crotty dismissed the lawsuit with prejudice,
meaning it cannot be brought again.
To see?
I told you, they're prejudice against Puerto Ricans
just like the doughtart.
Hudson, our Gerrero reports.
Not only did he lose the lawsuit, he screwed himself over.
The only reason Stutt Joe had any recognition was SXM playing his old bits.
That's not happening anymore.
Dummy just can't get out of his own way.
Like I said, loser!
Master Gigi says,
the great Michael Popok has been downgraded to the mediocre Michael Popok.
Educational floor 4931, maybe this is why they didn't go to the baseball game together last weekend.
Fafaflowheim riffs, he took the case pro bonehead.
Smale skid shares, I'd almost feel sorry for him, but he's been such a brat with the WATP
roastings. You're not much of a funny man when you can't take a joke.
When the glitter of fame fades, and life turns into a labor of sifting through the ashes for bits of cold,
was the fame ever worth it? Adam Goldstein TV asks,
is that ashes through bits of cold thing in a book or did you come up with that? I like it.
Visible Suggestion 63, he has stepped on a lot of people.
The best is yet to come.
Never been on Mory notes.
He's never going to be able to afford the exterminator now.
Regarding Patrick Michael's unique vocal talents, not who you think maybe writes.
Thanks.
I just spent an hour listening to his collet.
What am I doing with life?
Cogor Fan 1.
This is Gold.
And Don Blague counter plays us out with,
punching 14-year-olds by day,
singing karaoke at night.
Truly alleged.
Mama heard it chicken!
Mama had a cow.
That was proud.
He didn't care how.
Cow? How? How? How? How? How? How?
How?
How?
How?
How?
How?
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How? Casey is back. Casey, how's your internet doing today? I don't know. How do I sound? Oh
Casey is back Casey. How's your internet doing today? I don't know how do I sound I heard just and that's a plus
Great Vic what's happening with you?
Casey always
I Pott killing the kettle this week
I'm proud of that. I'm proud of that.
I'm proud of that.
I'm proud of that.
I'm proud of that.
I'm proud of that.
I'm proud of that.
I'm proud of that.
I'm proud of that.
I'm proud of that.
I'm proud of that.
I'm proud of that.
I'm proud of that.
I'm proud of that.
I'm proud of that.
I'm proud of that.
I'm proud of that.
I'm proud of that.
I'm proud of that.
I'm proud of that.
I'm proud of that.
I'm proud of that.
I'm proud of that.
I'm proud of that.
I'm proud of that. I'm proud of that. I'm proud of that. I'm proud of that. I guess because you skipped last week. I did skip last week!
There was brand new content with Cabin, it was great!
It was a great episode.
I'm surprised there's not 51 stars.
I think I said that.
Fucking people, man.
I can go first if you want.
Oh, it's here.
All right.
Misogynist by Zadannis.
Clubfoot alt-right Carl consistently puts down women
and Denyze Kovic is very serious.
It's quite disgusting.
Gekula.
All right, it's fun.
The five star, right?
Of course.
Too many inside jokes, didn't have you a five star. Yeah, that's good. The Five Star, right? Of course. Too many inside jokes to not be a Five Star.
Yep, that's good.
That's a good one.
Alright, this one is, I love this show.
Just found it, and it's been keeping me entertained for days.
They do.
Great service of weeding out the bad podcast.
His guests are great.
Keep it up, guys.
It's a Five Star.
That'd be great if it was a One Star, like a reverse.
Yeah. That's happening happening for I always hate that
Now that's actually a four-star four stars. All right. I'll take it. I will take a liar
But I'm looking at that comment right now. It's a five-star
We need a fact checker
Wow
I wrote it down as a fucking four-case. He just like you
What a death is a fucking four casing just like you. Damn, are they not getting a wall?
I think Casey's jealous that Vic got engaged.
Is that what's going on?
The case is married.
Why are you jealous?
No, she just doesn't change anything.
It doesn't change anything.
Honeymoon phase.
Missing the honeymoon phase.
Is that what you said broke out pretty bad. Oh my God. Yeah, you just missed the honeymoon.
I'm gonna hear you. Does he not touch you anymore?
Hmm. Sure.
Trouble on the farm.
I get touched plenty. Don't worry. Do you want my next review?
Well, we are where we can talk about how you get touched.
Yeah, it's up to you, I got it.
So, it's better up.
What any other?
Yeah, I'm sure the listeners want to hear about how my husband touches me.
Well, I was talking about the sizzling with your lesbian girlfriends, but that's fine.
Read a review.
Okay.
Alright.
Touch the blue button.
A bad podcast.
A bad podcast.
A bad podcast. All right. Touch the good butter.
A bad podcast.
About bad podcasts by Sean gets buckets.
Not even with a listen for curiosity sake.
All right, fair enough.
Okay.
Not going to even listen, but I will write a review.
Interesting.
Okay, whatever.
Yeah.
Would we got one more?
No, that's I don't have any more, but you got a lot of shit for skipping one last week.
All right, Casey, give us one more and then we can talk about me skipping quote unquote.
Yeah, okay. All right.
Last one, worthless by Brenda.
If you enjoy listening to obnoxious morons, view their worthless opinions, then
this is the perfect podcast for you. Otherwise, don't waste your time on these jerks.
Correct. That actually sums up the show. I said it might be our new tagline. Yeah. It's
not bad. It's a sink. How many stars do you think that was? I hope it's five. You're eight
five. Yeah. Thank you, everybody. Keep giving us five stars and shitting all over us.
And what's the other thing that we should tell people to do?
Subscribe to the show, unsubscribe and subscribe again,
because subscription numbers helps our rankings.
Okay.
Nothing matters.
People aren't fighting.
People aren't fighting to us.
Oh, I wonder what's going on in iTunes.
What are the popular show is?
Let me go, Peru's the top iTunes. What are the popular show is? Let me go peruse the top 200.
What's this garbage can with?
I know.
I know.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Carl, you were the one that told that said that you're not big in the numbers.
Like, like, Drew's really big in the numbers.
You're like, ah, yeah, it doesn't bother me.
Well, no, when I told Drew was, the numbers are all bullshit.
Yeah, I know.
Because Apple with their algorithms and stuff,
they're not gonna put Chapel Trapp House on the top of the list, even though those guys do $150,000 a month of Patreon.
There's a lot of people listening to that show.
And you never see them in any of these waiting, waiting, waiting, waiting.
Yeah, yeah.
It's all fucking bullshit.
They want to promote the celebrities and the big celebrity pie.
Oh, God.
Smart list.
Office ladies.
So obviously, this smart list is always the fucking biggest pie.
Okay, sure. Why not? Upway along. the big celebrity pot smart list. Obviously, ladies, obviously, his smart list is always the fucking biggest pot.
Okay, sure.
Why not?
Upway along.
I can't tell Drew would not to look at the numbers though.
Drew Lovz.
He talked about.
Yeah.
He loves them.
All right, let's listen to some voicemails real quick.
Shall we?
Not a lot of voicemails this week,
which I appreciate, but as a result,
we are playing Boomer Guy. Eddie Carl Boomer guy. Hey, a friend of mine, I think has found a Patty C cups Patrick Michael
at Faggy or whatever his name is like his Instagram. And it's actually him. It's a doctor broken
skull, all one word. And it's like he's like the metal covers but you can find out it's him if you scroll down a little
bit more and there's like a podcast thing and yeah I had no idea that he was
like the fat ginger with glasses he looks like veto from like the dick show
and shit so you know how all you've introduced this theory is veto and
Patrick Michael the same person who knows they're both fat, retarded and you know, fat.
Anyway, go fuck yourself and call me back.
Not a bad voicemail, boomer guy.
He's back everybody.
Oh my god.
I like Vito and I like that he's part of the biggest problems universe.
That's great.
Which is...
That's back.
It's back, baby.
Better than ever.
I gotta wonder how Maddox feels about that.
Oh, like shit.
Because Dick was concerned about copyright,
and I guess it just expires.
Yeah.
So I don't think Maddox ever renewed the copyright,
and now he doesn't have the show anymore.
Sounds right.
Which is hilarious.
That's awesome.
All right, this is a voice panel
from our marketing department.
Hey there, Carl. This is the marketing department of WETP, and we are just calling to say that
you fucked up, my friend. Why are you putting out a picture on episode for free?
And then, just adding, everyone's favorite part of the show, the voice now.
And then, no picture on on episode seems like things are old
backwards. Anyway, you go fuck yourself. That
might make up for it. Also, if you get Ryan
long as a co-host, I think we can call it good.
But otherwise, you're on the shitless, but might get
fired from this fucking job too.
Tell me that.
Is the marketing department threatening to fire me? Sounds too lazy to fire anyone.
Brutal.
Eric, does the marketing department leave voicemails for you on your show?
Yeah, yeah, I hear from all the time.
I'm marketing resources.
Have a full time.
Okay, good. Thought I was alone on that one. Yeah, yeah, I hear from all the time marketing resources have a color time. Okay, good.
Thought I was alone on that one.
Yeah, yeah.
All right, this person has a strong opinion about my room records.
Hey, Carl.
Just tell the room I do that my room records a fucking clear.
That's all I had.
Thanks for your timely, appreciate it. Take it easy.
No, thank you for your time, sir. Thank you for your time
John McAfee, you know, he recently passed away and
God damn god damn is right. Well, he called into the show
This is a collect call from John McVeath. Do you accept charges?
Be?
My car.
It's been a show of long time first time.
Just wanted to call it.
You know, hey, I actually have some information that will lead to the arrest of Bill
Erkland and give me a call back.
Oh, boy.
That's why.
All right.
That explains.
It makes sense now
uh... this is a fun one padrick michael called into the show
it's perfect michael i'll just call it a day that i heard about you and your
boyfriend ricky making fun of me on both your podcast this past week
my rendition of a whole new world
if i would have tried out for American Idol for
that, they would have just had to stop the composition right there, right there in the
audition, because I mean obviously I would have been the winner. So you boys very get ready
because I'm coming to that game little, little live show you guys are hosting, so both of
you better pucker up because I'm going to come over those lips Now if you excuse me I have to go and record my 20th episode of tube gum for this week that I'm DB for the rocket tier isn't going to read itself
So that was definitely Patrick Michael
Because that's is what he would say out of voicemail to us
Tracks and all tracks
All right, Vic listen closes the last voicemail
This is a guy who's pretty upset that you're engaged. Oh very good. You're off the market and not everyone is taking this news well
Carl
long-crack guy I wasn't gonna call
I don't know just that on my mind
Fuck you for not telling the world
about my Patrick Michael conspiracy.
I've starting to really fucking figure it out.
And other, I'm just in a mood, man.
I can't believe this got hitched.
It really fucking ruined me.
Thought there was something going on there for a little bit,
but I mean, if your fiance or husband is, you know,
not fertile, I am. And, um, yeah, all right, go fuck yourself, Carl. Call me back some time
on board. I don't have a lot of friends. You can call me on any hours a day. I just want
to talk to somebody. I stay here in this truck and I drive hundreds of miles a day and just want something.
And I...
So I had a thought about this one.
Vic, I want to call this person back.
Yeah, do it.
You want to talk to this guy?
He's going to kill himself, if not.
He's thinking just throw off a bridge.
Shut up. That was a free fall. For a child imagination. Let me make sure you're gonna be able to hear him. Yep. Yep. Yep. Okay. Looks like I'm connected. Let's see. Let's give this a try.
I'm gonna call him and then I'll let you talk to him back. I am unable to answer your call right now. I'll get a message from you. I'll get a message from you.
I'll get a message from you.
I'll get a message from you.
I'll get a message from you.
I'll get a message from you.
I'll get a message from you.
I'll get a message from you.
I'll get a message from you.
I'll get a message from you.
I'll get a message from you.
I'll get a message from you.
I'll get a message from you.
I'll get a message from you.
I'll get a message from you.
I'll get a message from you.
I'll get a message from you.
I'll get a message from you.
I'll get a message from you.
I'll get a message from you.
I'll get a message from you.
I'll get a message from you. I'll get a message from you. I'll get a message from you. I'll get a message from you. I'll get a message from you. I'll get a message from you. I'll get a message from you. I'll get a message from you. I'll get a message from you. I'll live in your car and your truck. Here it comes.
Just keep keep on checking. I love you. Uh-huh. There's hope, buddy. There's hope.
Keep it going.
Is your last name, penis?
Sorry, I got caught.
I didn't get that in.
All right.
Oh, well, thank you all for joining us today Eric. Thank you again my friend. Oh my god
Don't even say that it's a absolute pleasure you rock. I appreciate it Casey. Thanks for coming on
Yeah, anytime
Anytime that's that what you tell me when you're out canoeing. Yeah
Yeah, not next week actually
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, not next week actually.
Yeah.
Not next week.
Yeah.
Well, they're fucker.
All right.
I see.
So I'm keeping an eye out for tickets to Illinois.
Chicago to see if they get really cheap at some point,
but so far they're a little overpriced for me
to just get out there for a weekend.
Are you talking about plane tickets? Yeah, yeah, for August.
I thought your title tickets to my show.
I'm like, I'm not going to put that in the show talking about tickets to the show
or overpriced.
No, it's not going to be a price to go down.
Don't worry, Casey.
We'll come to you.
So Casey, if you are able to fly to Illinois, it should be great. I'd love to see you there.
Will you blur your face in person? Yeah, that's very good. And of course, Vic, we're looking
forward to meeting you and your fiance at the show. Yes, we in fact will be there. Did you guys
know that Eric Zain is going to be there too? Oh, I'm not coming anymore. Oh, stop it!
Eric Zane, it's great.
I can't wait to fist fight Mr. Vick.
Hey, bud, you got a prop!
Andy's just been a day.
Oh, sorry. I think the trucker is just gonna drive his truck through it so we're good.
I love it.
Alright, I don't want to add it forever tomorrow.
I can only watch another one's at noon so I'm out.
Thanks everybody for hanging out and we'll leave you with this.
I gotta go goodbye.
Goodbye.
Bye!