Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep366 - Club Random with Bill Maher

Episode Date: December 4, 2022

Bill Maher has been interviewing people and hosting talk shows on television for decades. If there's one guy who you'd think wouldn't care about having a podcast or YouTube show, you'd think it would ...be him. Turns out he needed an excuse to hang out with celebrities while drinking and smoking at his house. Both Trucker Andy and Cros join the show as we try to figure out what is Bill and his guest talking about? Also, Opie thinks Wease is better than Joe Rogan, Anthony Cumia and Kevin Brennan try to figure out if Chad Zumock is funny, Chad song parodies keep coming, Ye's takes are too spicy for both Alex Jones and Nick Fuentes, and Patty C Cups watches YouTube videos. Tickets for DabbleCon – http://watplive.com/ Check out Magic Mind - https://magicmind.co/watp use promo code WATP20 Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:03:08 All of us in the comments section today will be reviewing a show called Club Random. Now, this is a show that's hosted by Bill Mar. You might know Bill Mar from such things as a television. And now he's doing his own podcast. And there's no agenda on this show. He just has a guest on and they chew the shit. Oh, that they do. Nothing's off limit. Nothing is off limits at club random. And I'm gonna start off because I checked out a couple episodes. One of them was with Chevy Chase. Now Chevy Chase is known to be an asshole.
Starting point is 00:03:43 It's kind of like his thing, you know. I'm a big Chevy Chase fan. to be an asshole. It's kind of like his thing. You know, I'm a big Chevy Chase fan. I like his moves. So Bill Mar and Chevy Chase are gonna try and out asshole each other. Well, that's the funny part about this is it's the boomeristy boomer show. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:57 Anyone is ever seen. And Chevy at this point is out of it. I mean, he's close to 80 years old. So, you know, he's still doing it. I wouldn't be in front of a camera at this point is out of it. I mean, he's close to 80 years old. So, you know, he's still doing it. I wouldn't be in front of a camera at this age personally, but he's still doing it. By the way, I saw that movie you did with Bert Reynolds. Like, what?
Starting point is 00:04:19 Oh, what the hell was that? It was called, like, The Last Movie Star. The Last Last? No, star. The last last? No, no. The last movie star, Bert Reynolds. Bert Reynolds, yeah. It was recent. He just before he died, he was basically playing a version of himself, he was his best friend.
Starting point is 00:04:35 He was actually dying during it. Really? Well, it's a sad thing to say. It's sad. Yes. So Chevy doesn't know what he's talking about. Chevy was in a movie with Bert Reynolds in 2017. Yeah. Chevy's like the co-star of this movie.
Starting point is 00:04:53 And he's like, I don't know what that is. And I think I see Bert Reynolds standing behind you, Bill. He's beckoning me in a line. I don't have any idea what I was about him. You never saw that. I never saw it. Okay, can I tell you? You should see it.
Starting point is 00:05:12 It's really good. So, Jimmy has no idea what that movie is about. He's never seen it. He was in it, but he doesn't even know about it. I want to see this. So now Bill Mars can explain the plot. I was trying to convince him to go see his own movie or something. But I'm going to get this out if it kills me because I really think you'd enjoyed this movie.
Starting point is 00:05:32 So your Bert Reynolds best friend, this was only a few years ago. It's funny. It's funny, it's touching. And especially since Bert really did die right afterwards, which is what the Hollywood would be called a great ending. It's quite meaningful. Hi. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:53 So Bert is, again, he's this old guy. And you are, without you, there's no movie, because you convince him to go to, I think, it's Memphis where they're having a film festival. What is going on right now? Shouldn't Chevy be explaining this to Bill to promote his movie? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:12 So they need a little bit of direction on this show because these conversations tend to fall into weird directions. Grandpa Simpson direction. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I was picking up on. That was the I Checked out. The whole thing has a 2 a.m. end of the night, edge of the bar.
Starting point is 00:06:27 You remember that thing from the other day and then they fall over. Yeah, there's no direction to any of this. Yeah, where did you pick up on, Crosh? Well, and here's the thing I actually, I kind of like Bill Mar. I do too. I mean, he's, you know, his comedy going back to 80s. He's been doing panel discussions on television for 30 plus years. Yes.
Starting point is 00:06:46 I used to long for politically cracked or politically cracked back. It was cutting edge back, people didn't do that sort of thing. It's weird to think about now, but in the day before the internet, he would have people with different points of view and then they would talk and make jokes about current events.
Starting point is 00:07:00 Yeah. But it was actually like watchable. It sounds kind of boring, it's rigging up, but like, I don't know, man, I kind of like the guy, it's how I like watchable. It sounds kind of boring to bring it up, but like, I don't know, man, I kind of like the guy until I started watching this. Yeah. Because he does, he knows how to hold a conversation and that he won't talk over anyone,
Starting point is 00:07:13 but that's kind of end of the list for this. There's no reason to go. I watched the episode where he had Kid Rock on. Okay. And I'm like, oh, I mean, you know, Kid Rock's a spicy guy and they have differing views, maybe they'll mix it up a little bit. Here's where the conversation begins, my number one, with Bill not being able to remember shit.
Starting point is 00:07:29 Here we go, it was either that night or night after. Late nineties have to be late nineties. Late nineties? Yeah, it was your first time. My first successful, well, 1989, but my first successful, I'm one of them talking about was 1998, double without a cause.
Starting point is 00:07:42 Oh, I have that. It was right around that time. Who was either that night or night after? We ended up going to see Bill Clinton. We had dinner with Gregory Peck. What else to my limo? We smoked a joint. Who's we?
Starting point is 00:07:53 Me and you. It's donor. Really? Yeah. We did. What else to my limo? Wait, it's smoked a joint. That's how he's gotten.
Starting point is 00:08:04 So, so far, let me just recap what we've covered so far. Chubby did a rumor, started in a movie and Bill Martin remember meeting with Bill Clinton with Kid Rock. The president and Oscar winner and Kid Rock called the block into a bar. Yeah, yeah. It's pretty impressive. And I tried to block out the memory. Yeah, obviously. I's pretty impressive. And I tried to block out the memory.
Starting point is 00:08:25 Yeah, obviously. I'd rather not remember that. All right, so I also checked out Gene Simmons. Now, Gene Simmons, unlike the other people on the show, notoriously, is always sober. He's never drank, he's never done any drugs. That's kind of his thing. So, I mean, obviously, Bill's very high in this.
Starting point is 00:08:41 Oh my God, is he? Yeah, he gets very high in these. But it starts off with Gene's getting older too. Yeah. very high in this. Oh my God, is he? Yeah, he gets very high in these. But it starts off with Gene, Gene's getting older too. Yeah. He's a little bit out of it. The part of the country that's crazy on the left is apoplectic that you think that there might be a slight more chance that a woman, that a man would give birth.
Starting point is 00:09:04 Seriously? or chance that a woman, that a man would give birth. Seriously. Well, I mean, I'm sure some mad scientists, some place, can open up a cavity or thing and stick a child in there. But we're not. No, it's not that it's that people transition so that someone who was born a woman is now, quote, unquote, a man, a man. I mean, if you want to identify that makes you feel better
Starting point is 00:09:23 and it blows your dress up, the new dress you just bought when you came over. And the interest of full disclosure, you're a worthy fact because our fans were on the gamut. All right. So Gene Simmons didn't understand how a man can be pregnant. He thought it was like some man scientist thing. I think he's that out of it. He doesn't understand that that's cutting open a man, a psychological man and jamming a
Starting point is 00:09:43 bit alive. Okay. Well, that guy's pregnant. jamming a life baby into his stomach. Okay, well, that guy's pregnant, I got it, but other than that. So then, as Bill Marx explains, who will know, you know, these people are not binary, or they change their gender. So then, Gene Simmons has to do some damage control now. From far left, far right, middle, conservatives, liberals, and there are two different sides to the same coin. Right. And there are many different kinds of Americans, and there are two different sides to the same coin,
Starting point is 00:10:05 and there are many different kinds of Americans, and I fully support all of it. So for the record, I fully support anybody who wants to identify themselves as anything. You want to make sure you're happy, and then you die. That's all there is. But great Senator Pussy, you have my votes Abortions for some many American flags for others His whole thing is just like look if you're the kiss army. We're cool I don't care if you have boobs and penis. All your money spends the same. Yeah kiss that kind of no vaccine mandates in the kiss army
Starting point is 00:10:46 About that Andy, what did you check out, buddy? Well, obviously scrolling through and you see somebody who's not a washed up husband and that's bird christian. Oh, okay, not yet. He fucking can't ever keep up with any single conversation of what's going on. Bill is talking about how at the age of 66, he maybe doesn't party as much as he used to in clip one here You know, it's like you just can't have everything in life and you can't be 66 and drink a lot 6,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Yeah, and so you know and you know I smoked for 20 years that was stupid when I started yeah So you smoke what cigarette no a fucking brisk it bird. What do you think I?
Starting point is 00:11:36 I was smoking crack for Just fucking try and keep up but in like This is they really get into all the hot talk that you wanna hear about, and that's old guys jacking it. And I'm like a clip too. Okay, wait. I thought I'd be done by now. Like when I was a kid, I was like, it'll be out of my system when I'm turning 50, right?
Starting point is 00:11:54 It was decades when I couldn't sleep before I came. Yeah, usually jerking off sometimes, because that's both Couldn't get out of bed certainly in my 20s. I seem to remember always waking up jerking off going back to sleep This is the life of a comedian. Yeah, and then waking up for good, but like oh, I'm up. I could jerk off That now back to sleep Next week's sleep
Starting point is 00:12:25 Please tell me more about your what I think of we need it. Yeah, I want to think about Bill Martin jerking off for sure. I just I'm just wondering does he prepare? Yeah. And just to cap this segment up
Starting point is 00:12:38 or this portion of it up, of course, Bert can't not rip off a better comedian. He's already been doing it. We you some do it live. Clip three. Of course, Bert can't not rip off a better comedian. He's already been doing it. You some do it live, clip three. Do you remember, like, do you ever get caught? No.
Starting point is 00:12:53 Codge. Like walked in on, no. Was David Telle-Jug, my mom walked in on me. I was like, help, my hand and dick are fighting. He's got me. He's got me. My other hand is distracting the ball. I I I I I I I I I I
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Starting point is 00:13:39 Like your last record is fantastic. Thank you. And you really know how to like make a record. All right, hold on a second. The last record is at the one with the, let's go Brandon song. Yeah, they actually talk about that. And he say that's terrific. It's so back. I couldn't, I couldn't grab it because it's such a mangle conversation. But he at one point he goes, yes, my music brings people together.
Starting point is 00:14:07 And the reason I make music is to unite America into one people on the right. No, just, just, just all the people on the right. He means, also, let's go brand it. Yeah, that's awesome. Sometimes the people on the right, they're like, a little more further right and that not so further right. But they all get united on to the right, they're like a little more further right and that not so further right, but they all get united on to the right.
Starting point is 00:14:26 Yeah. If you want a good seat at a Kid Rock Show, sit on the left. Yeah. You'll feel the seat of the stage very easily. Hang on the ladies room, lots of space. And the number three, they start getting into the lyrics and I just think that's, this is funny. Whenever you start reading someone their own lyrics or their face, it's always good. And the day that song is funny, the low life one about same songwriter with me, by the
Starting point is 00:14:51 way, same guy, John Eddie that wrote those with me. Is that the one we are like the landlord came for the rent? Yeah, the rent is do us better than all the kids tattoo. That takes choppers out to breakfast. You can add that to my checklist. I'm a low life. You're right. And there's something in a fucking your wife. I'm going out with your wife. It's like anyone who doesn't laugh at that is an asshole. Call me an asshole. I'll give Bill credit because he's very much part of the Democratic party.
Starting point is 00:15:25 He's very left. I mean, he's been libertarian through his career and things like that. But on this show, he does try to find common ground with everyone. And actually, the conversation he was having with Gene Simmons, because I was already for Gene to come in there and start promoting Kiss Gear and talking about the website, because notoriously, Gene Simmons, when you heard him on the Howard Sterns you won't answer a question. Yeah. He's just in constant promotion mode.
Starting point is 00:15:48 I'd be disappointed if he didn't promote anything. Well, I was surprised because he actually was interesting and they had a decent conversation for a little while. Talking about you, Huffner, who... I know that even though we had a lot of fun, really changed what the Germans called site guys. Yeah. And no kidding. And saying he croaked, it doesn't alter my opinion that agrees with that. He creed died.
Starting point is 00:16:10 So what? He passed. I'm for fuck sake. These are semantics, but I'm not anti-Somantic, okay? Oh God. Come on. I got a chuckle out of that one. He was upset because Bill bars and he had croaked and he's like, I shouldn't say that.
Starting point is 00:16:24 It's very disrespectful. All right, so. This is respectful for that guy. Yeah. They fight some common ground here because both of these guys have two things in common. They both love fucking and they love learning. But I think we're the same in that,
Starting point is 00:16:42 like we like the two, premium stimulators in life, which is sex and intellectual stimulation. I was just about to say it's this and the shmackle. That's all there is. I'm sorry. I just found, Jeet Simmons actually kind of interesting and compelling. They're talking about Larry Flint. Now Larry Flint in 1978 was gunned down and was in a wheelchair the rest of his life and his penis didn't work anymore,
Starting point is 00:17:09 which is a bummer for a horn dog like Larry Flint, but it didn't stop. It didn't stop him. I'm just saying he was like at the bachelor party. Okay, I guess I could say this because he wasn't married yet. It was the bachelor party. Although I not sure if any wife would want to know this. But I do remember this, there was a table. It was like a lazy Susan table, but lazy Susan table. And there were, I think, eight women. And they were there with like, you know, ready to be orally serviced around the table.
Starting point is 00:17:45 So he serviced that, but he didn't get the pleasure. He was pleasuring them. I'm just saying, if I couldn't feel my dick, I think I'd take up another hobby, like bowling or something. Yeah. It's a lot like your back. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:01 I don't think about it. Cut that part out. I'm not asking about it. Cut that part out. This though, Gene does get upset when he thinks he hears something come out of Bill's mouth that not what he's at. Oh, you're torturing me. I know you know because you're Mr. Sober. Mr. Celebent?
Starting point is 00:18:19 Mr. Sober. Sober, yes. Certainly not Mr. Celebent. He took a fesson and I was like, what? I think I'm fucking right now. Are you kidding me? I'm dare you saying that. I got a lazy Susan full of women back.
Starting point is 00:18:31 I got my shmackle out. Shmackle. I have one more clip from this episode and it's actually during an ad read for Signal Wire. And I realized that this is the ad copy, but Bill Marsh and just say, guys, I'm not reading this. The OGs at Signal Wire have spent decades solving the most complex and awkward problems and communications. The only thing that can't help you with
Starting point is 00:18:55 is when a Christmas, your wife wanted a diamond bracelet and you somehow heard that as dust buster. Ooh, wow. Hey, well, we're on the bad ass you need to improv call the watch joke for 1987 back can you hit my number seven because i think these there's a couple in here and they're even worse oh no we're brought to you by signal wire the real OGs of software defined telecom have you seen this new horror movie where an abducted teenager receives
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Starting point is 00:19:52 APIs, which is a great pickup line if you're at a happy hour at a tech conference. Hey, baby, want to come back to my room and check out my APIs? Woo! Oh, that's a good joke. I don't even get the joke. I don't think it's funny. Thank you. You know all those kids with their chicken and their tockin?
Starting point is 00:20:12 I know, and even make phone calls anymore. Why is he allowing that to happen on his show? I know he's not writing that copy, but couldn't he tell them, guys, that this is not? Yeah, it's super, super and it's paying for the show I don't know how well you can see it on the screen, but he's basically Chinese here his eyes are just He's in a different time zone. I'll lay off the Asian He's having a good time. Sorry chief. I'm good. He's doing all right. What else happened with the bird christian? Okay, this this is pretty funny where ak-Kreischer starts telling his origin story
Starting point is 00:20:47 and clip four. Okay. Actually, where did you apply your trade when you started? Where did you hone your craft? Where were you bad? New York. A star.
Starting point is 00:20:59 Oh, New York. Yeah, I did stand up. I was written up in Rolling Stone magazine as the number one party animal in the country when I was in college And I tried to stand up once in Tallahassee and then And then I'm good. I gotta work tonight. I mean I brought I actually brought we to watch Here's how good you are later. Where were you bad? Well New York and also here and also when I work later Yeah, yeah, that is an interesting thing to say
Starting point is 00:21:25 Yeah, I bet when you started you were really an interesting thing to say. Yeah, I bet when you started, you were really bad at stand-up. Yeah, I still have. You were believe this, but 30 years later, yeah, that was what's happening. Yeah, when you're gonna stop starting. Say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say,
Starting point is 00:21:36 and this is another one, in clip five, I called this one, Method Bird condescending bill. Yeah, wow. Take the light. Oh, I'll see you do one. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're a conqueror. Why? Because you're thinking it'll get you too high to work. When I get too high, define too high to work. I think in paragraph form, but I can't get it out.
Starting point is 00:21:57 Like I put a paragraph idea and I go, oh, this is so brilliant. And then I can't get the words to get the paragraph out. Wow. Just thinking in paragraphs it always kind of impressive. Sometimes it's nice to work high or drunk for me because I fuck up my act and then fucking up my act. I'm forced to write in the moment and it gets it like it'll help me take a boring joke and make it better. It sounds like the beginning of the Marieta or the More Show. What was that? You know. Well, sometimes when I forget the notes that go on a song, I play different notes and then it's better because of that.
Starting point is 00:22:39 That's not how that works. It doesn't get better. Croached, did you forget that song? No, I was writing on it. I'm thinking in paragraph form. Wow. I'm surprised you even know what the word paragraph means. He's got it. He's got it. He's got it. He's talking about, oh really? Wow, very impressive. Wow, Bert. Your deep thoughts. Well, the fact that Bert isn't funny because he can't get the words out makes sense to me.
Starting point is 00:23:03 So I was wondering what the reason why he wasn't funny, it's because he doesn't know what words to say. That would be funny. Right. Makes sense. Anything else from this episode, Andy? Sure, yeah. Clip six, they start talking about
Starting point is 00:23:16 Bert's movie, at a suppose, is coming out. It's promoting the machine, right? Right. Oh boy. The first day before shooting. First day before shooting. And Rogan's like, man, no one makes movies that go fucking hard.
Starting point is 00:23:28 Like go hard. Like really, like if you're making a comedy, it's gotta, you gotta take big swings. And I fucking woke up in a panic. And I was like, our first scene is a big swing. And I was like, I fucking started texting the producers. I was like, we need to rewrite it. We need to make it better.
Starting point is 00:23:43 We need to, if we're gonna make a movie, if you're gonna see a movie where your favorite comedian is in it, you want him to punch you in the dick that first scene, right? And so we, The whole thing. Oh yeah, we wrote a lot of it, but we wrote that first scene.
Starting point is 00:23:56 So is this out yet? No, well, no. Oh, so, it's about me and Russia, and we're kind of waiting what for this, you crazy. You have. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:04 Yeah. He's funny to put the Russians in it, it's like, ah, this might not waiting what for this Ukraine. You have. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's funny to put the Russians in it's like, this might not come out for a while. People aren't really a terrible laughing about Russia right now. Could have been for the second cold war to add. Could be 40, 50 years, but I'll wait. That's fine. I got a Kanye collab.
Starting point is 00:24:19 I'm sitting on for a little bit. Right. Wait, wait, wait, wait. All right. But he's just like, oh, Joe Rogan said we got to go, I guarantee you, he's like fully naked in this scene. I think he's talking about rewriting. Of course.
Starting point is 00:24:30 Oh, so having no confidence in the script doesn't fill me with confidence that they rewrote it now. It's better. Oh, yeah. It's like when Anchorman 2 came out on DVD, Anchorman 2 was such a bad movie. They had to promote it with now with more jokes. He's wearing a hat. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:44 That was the tagline. That's like, you stream, Acre Man 2. We put jokes in this one. Well, why did you put him in the first fucking diamond? I'm not buying it. Okay, this one is really going to piss you off, Carl. Clip 7, they start trying to... It's not gonna be Acre Man 2. That ain't socks.
Starting point is 00:24:59 They try and remember a certain movie and they certainly, they fuck it up. remember a certain movie and they certainly they fuck it up. No. Do you know that movie that who's just made you know who's the guy to stone to think of his name but you know he made a movie about a guy who got financing and he was like a nut. Oh the escape artist? Yes.
Starting point is 00:25:22 I know what you're talking about. James Franco. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I know what you're sorry. James Franco. Yeah. James Franco. That James Franco movie, the escape artist. Remember that? What are they talking about? The Zaster artists. Zaster artists. Holy shit. I should know that. That's what I thought. I probably the conversation. Oh, yeah. How can you possibly they don't know what they're talking about? All right. Yeah, you got anything. Crows, I have like one showstopper clip. Do you have anything else you want to call her?
Starting point is 00:25:50 Who's calling a shot right there? And he's like, oh, don't let me fucking ruin this segment. Yeah. You don't, you know what I followed? You know, you don't want to follow this plan. Um, we got into some big questions like my number five. We talk about relationships with Kid Rock. Oh, good.
Starting point is 00:26:06 A little candle last night for a Loretta Lynn. Oh. A dear friend who just passed. We're wonderful. Oh, Mary, a dear friend. We got married. And a mock wedding. I thought that was Pam Anderson.
Starting point is 00:26:19 We got married four times. Because I've always said, I think you will agree, get married as a blast. I don't, have you ever been married? No. Right. Okay. Getting married is a fucking ball. I did. It was so fun.
Starting point is 00:26:30 I did it four times. South of France, Beverly Hills, Nash, being married sucks. He's got a point there. You know what I think I would say is that you just hit throw a party. You know, I'd actually get married. You know, he's those times. No one's like checking the marriage certificate to make sure that's authentic. Well, why do they come here that? Yeah. That's great. But she didn't even get half your money. Is it fun? Yeah. We also
Starting point is 00:26:58 talked about the big questions of religion, which was my number six. Boy. By the way, I lit the candle last night. My friend of say was Jewish, he says he's going to light one for his dad for Yom Kappur. Oh, yeah. I don't know shit about that, but I was like, right. Sounds like a cool thing. So I lit one cello prayer. I felt good.
Starting point is 00:27:14 Well, maybe feel good. Congratulations. Make you feel good. Welcome to Judaism, Bob. It's like that. My number eight, Kid Rock is going on a long thing here, but he makes two opposing points I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,
Starting point is 00:27:27 I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,
Starting point is 00:27:34 I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,
Starting point is 00:27:41 I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm dissolved to like, I don't like Elvis shaking his hips. You know, sometimes when I say shit, I'm like, am I the guy now? Yes, but you're also correct. Yes. Exactly. Yes.
Starting point is 00:27:51 Because seriously, I'm not the guy that's like, what the fuck with these young people in this loud ass music? I'm not Jesus. Well, I have a good segue to that because it turns out Chevy Chase is on TikTok. Oh, that's good. Now, the person who doesn't know that is Chevy Chase What you do Tik Tok now, don't you? I don't know. Yes, I do. No, I do
Starting point is 00:28:19 You do it you may not follow it like maybe I do do it Yes, you're definitely do do it. I was just waiting for it to be like, you were great and fletched. What's a fletched? What are you talking about? Like, Jimmy has no idea anything that he's doing in his life right now, or has done, which makes for a very interesting conversation between a dude who had a lot of fun.
Starting point is 00:28:38 He's surprised by everything. Yeah, it's always a lot of fun. I'm sorry, I cut you off, though, Crowder. Where were you going next? Yeah, well, my very last one from this show is they address the same question that I had except they don't get anywhere, neither did I. Who the fuck is this for?
Starting point is 00:28:53 Bill Mar, he's been on TV for 30 years. Yeah. He actually has an internet show that's after his HBO show, correct. And they get tons of views. He's already on YouTube. He's already got all the money in the world. Just the clips from real time,
Starting point is 00:29:07 get millions of views on YouTube. And he could talk to any interesting person he wanted to just through his day job. You know what I mean? Like, why the fuck is he doing this? Okay, I'm working to get an answer, I hope. Let's get an answer. Let's see.
Starting point is 00:29:20 I've been sitting in these chairs or any of these chairs in this room for 20 years doing this. I just recently made it a podcast, but this is, you know. Does that suck having to like, you know, get celebrities people of... No, but you know what's... Because you got, like, a mic on the TV show. Like, you show...
Starting point is 00:29:41 Would you and I, some of you, somebody I've been, loves who have gotten to know and have a drink with. Would we have ever done this if there wasn't a business reason to do it? That's how people like you are. I'm a capitalist, I'm a witcher. No, but we do things when there's like that kind of reason to do it.
Starting point is 00:30:00 Otherwise, it would just be so weird. Hey, Bob, it's a good deal. I'll give you a, you got balls to do it because at this point, it's not about money. Not at all. Or I get it. No. Trust me. I'm right there with it.
Starting point is 00:30:13 My jet has two metal fingers on the tail. Right. I get it. I get it. Yeah. It's funny that you play that clip because the same conversation happened with Gene Simmons. And what I'm realizing, what I'm piecing together now is that Bill Mar is a lonely guy. Now, I know he has a lot of girlfriends
Starting point is 00:30:28 and he's constantly getting laid and getting chicks over, but I don't think he actually has relationships with other guys, who are his friends. So what he's doing now is he's saying, hey, I'm doing an internet show. Can you come over and we'll talk? Because otherwise, yeah, he's not having these conversations. He's not hanging out with anyone at his place.
Starting point is 00:30:43 Interesting. So he's buying friends. Yeah. Or that internet services, paying people to be his friend. Yeah, something's going on. Money. All right, let me get back to what was going on with our friend Chevy Chase. So apparently they're talking about a time when Chevy was on the, what show was he on, Tom Snyder. And they're recalling something
Starting point is 00:31:09 that he did on that show that was very funny. He said, people say you're going to be the next carry grant. And I said, that's crazy. There's nobody like Cherigan that will never be another carry-clang. Right. And I understand he was a homo. Wow, that was back when that was a joke on TV. Just caught a lot of celebrity from being a homo and it gets big laughs. And they need me laugh. They gotta see it. So that segways into for some reason Bill Marge just started talking about the Beatles. And when I say out of nowhere, I mean out of nowhere. And this legitimately is because Bill Marge pretty stone on this.
Starting point is 00:31:53 This is legit the Chris Farley show. At this point, I was trying to find the clip. I think the exact same words were used on the Chris Farley show. No, remember when they said Paul McCartney was dead. Do you remember that hoax? I do. Wasn't that amazing?
Starting point is 00:32:12 I was your boy. I remember. Do you have a memory drop by there? I remember. Remember ghost buster. I remember flying. So then jubbie jays eventually as this conversation goes on he goes wait why are we talking about the Beatles? Well Ringo I mean it's what are we talking about the Beatles and why not? I think we have no agenda here why what do you what do you have something you have to plug something what do you have a oh you do have a movie Of the shirt Jesus farmers
Starting point is 00:32:52 Is that what that says Jesus farmers? Yeah, what does that mean? What the fuck knows? I called that clip boomers got a boom My parents the companies, they're having with their friends at this point. Because what I talked to my parents, I have to stop them, Kasi, and say, what are we talking about? Why did you bring that up?
Starting point is 00:33:14 And then this is the new low of this whole thing because he does, Jevvy, I guess, is filming a new movie, but he would not want that. That's right. is filming a new movie, but he would not want that. That's right. But, um, when we, oh, you don't get the movie with that accurate coming up? Oh, yeah, we just shot and Canada.
Starting point is 00:33:35 Just shot it. Yeah, just, I mean, literally we could go out there. Don't you remember that accurate? Who? What? Oh, yeah, last week, that's right. Now, I remember holy shit. Remember what I had for breakfast.
Starting point is 00:33:47 I can't believe that they have deadacred and Chevy Chase making a movie in 2022. What the fuck is that going to be? Can't be good. All right Andy, you teased us. Yeah, with the showstopper. Okay. Are you ready to watch Bill Margett really uncomfortable?
Starting point is 00:34:05 Out of all the people that we've talked about today, you got Chevy Chase, Gede Simmons, Kid Rock, who would be the most racist thing that would make Bill Marve kind of like take a step back and be like, what the fuck is happening? Is it yay? Bert Kruscher.
Starting point is 00:34:20 Oh, Bert Kruscher. Okay, let's watch Bert Kruscher try and cancel himself and clip eight. I went and saw Rock your picture when I was a kid. Oh, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, had neighborhood movie theater so it was all it was like fifty black kids sitting on front so when the guys came up front to start acting right the black kids just started heckling the rocky horror picture show actor actors but we're not saying we're black kids is necessarily a bad place right let's let's get you know let's not cancel yeah but it was where we were we were saying it was a rough neighborhood yeah yeah yeah it was a rough neighborhood whatever whatever I don't know how to talk anymore. I just say the thing that's real.
Starting point is 00:35:07 Okay. You're the fucking reason for that. I've been fairly used for years for too long. You said shit. Thank you. That I go, that I go that everyone. I appreciate that. I appreciate you lumping me in here. Fuckin racist shit. That reminds you of when Joe Rogan was talking about going to see
Starting point is 00:35:33 Planet of the Apes, the leaders of the band, they were like, we got out of the car and I thought I was in the planet. He's number one on Spotify and Roseann is canceled. Oh my god. He is number one and Since you we brought that up I have a quick Opie thing that I want to play for you because Opie is such a retard He puts out these little one-off videos as you know to promote his show And by the way his strategy is working. I don't know if he's getting the audience he wants But these videos are getting more and more views really yeah, they're in the hundreds now He's having hundreds of views on videos.
Starting point is 00:36:06 Spenentially higher than where he used to be. Correct. And if Chad Zuma could see those numbers, he'd fucking lose his mind. That's, I mean, they're very big for people like that. But this is just so retarded. Brother Wee's, Ron Bennington, Howard Stern. These guys are better than Joe Rogan
Starting point is 00:36:26 all right so that's a little teaser clip all right he just said wow brother wee's is better than Joe Rogan let's hear the explanation on this one what you going to Rogan's podcast now at this point season what you do Rogan's podcast the answer is always yes. Unless you're Patrick Michael, unless you're that stupid. The answer is always yes. Aren't you trying to build up channel right now, OP?
Starting point is 00:36:52 He pushes wife in front of a moving car to get the Joe Rogan's podcast. I'm pushing wife in front of a moving car. I can't get Joe Rogan's podcast. It'd be fucking huge. Season, say that because I'm not even being invited, but I don't really You know, I was thinking about this this morning. I know Joe Rogan He's not even the best at
Starting point is 00:37:15 Podcasting or radio, but he's the biggest He's the biggest and before you start yapping He's good obviously, but he's good, obviously. But he's camera. I know a ton of guys that are better. So he's doing a two shoot from the same angle. Yeah. I know.
Starting point is 00:37:33 Really help the other camera to the side or something. Yeah. This one slightly above the other one. Yeah. Brad Pitt. Brotherly. Up there Rochester. All right.
Starting point is 00:37:46 And so I'm going to make a comment right now. So OP does not listen to the Joe Rogan podcast. OP's head Joe Rogan on a show, back when it was OP and Anthony, but that's not the same thing that Joe Rogan's doing now. And OP can't wrap his head around the fact that Joe Rogan's got a lot better at broadcasting since that time. Right. I was actually just listening to Rogan show he had Neil deGress Tyson on.
Starting point is 00:38:07 And it's amazing. Joe Rogan is a wealth of knowledge. And you can see what you want about him. Obviously he has his flaws. But Neil deGress Tyson will just ask him, like, what do you know about reindeer? And Joe Rogan's like boom, boom, boom, boom, he knew all these facts about fucking reindeer. He just knows shit. He's a hunter and stuff.
Starting point is 00:38:25 So, but Brother Weez doesn't know anything. I was gonna say, Brother Weez is so, he's, and in a minute, he's like, I'm a bride, I do a lot of drugs, I don't know what's going on. I'm out of it. And also, Opie is not listening to Brother Weez either. And proud of me. He's not investing time into paying attention
Starting point is 00:38:39 to what Brother Weez is doing. But that's what annoys me about this, this Opie hot take is that it's so ill informed Yeah, he has no idea what he's talking about brother. We couldn't hold a conversation for three hours with anyone Joe Rogan is a three times a week with very random people a very very different types of people I just thought that OP is doing this and calling out people's broadcast. I know that's what so insane about this He's putting this out. Name and show better than Joe Rogan's the name of this video. And he says Howard Stern, Ron Bennington and Brother Weez.
Starting point is 00:39:11 We could make an argument for Howard Stern and Ron Bennington. Yeah. Brother Weez, what are you talking about? And I would go with Ron Bennington, as much as I hate his guts, I would go with Howard Stern. These guys are better than Joe Rogan. How? But you can't argue the fact that he's the biggest at it. See, this is the thing about Opie, his hot takes.
Starting point is 00:39:34 He doesn't give any explanation. He just makes these statements. You're like, why do you think that? Never, ever wants. Stern is certainly not better than Rogan now. Oh my God, it's... Howard Stern is unlistenable at this now. Oh my God, it's, how are you supposed to un-listenable at this point?
Starting point is 00:39:46 We sucks, Stern sucks. That's simple math. Who's the biggest radio and podcasting right now? It's right there. Right there in the stats, you can't, who's the most embarrassing? It's right there. That's right there.
Starting point is 00:39:59 You're looking at it. That's black and white. But when it comes to people that have done this their entire lives like myself, he's not even close to the best at it. Oh, oh, oh, we've been doing this. So it was 18. So you are, I see.
Starting point is 00:40:13 Yeah, so obviously he's the one who's the best at it. All right, Alvie, if you say so. By the way, we went to Seal Panther last night Andy Chris and myself. And they're introducing their new bass player, Spiderman. And they go, yeah, the reason why it's in the band, we live next door to us in Kenoga Park. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:31 That was like a punchline in LA of like a loser place for a loser to come from, with Kenoga Park. Like a little, and we laughed our asses off. Yeah. We laughed our asses off. All right. I want to take a minute to talk about something. So, as you guys know, I've been spreading it a little thin lately with all the travel, and the bonus shows, the live shows, everything we've been doing, and who's podcast. Of course, I'm not complaining.
Starting point is 00:41:01 I love my lifestyle, but it gets to be a bit much. Well, fortunately for me, I had this really cool company reach out to me, this company called Magic Mind, and they sent me samples of their products. So for the last 10 days, I've been drinking Magic Mind every single morning. And I didn't even realize it until five or six days and I went, I feel totally different.
Starting point is 00:41:27 I'm way more relaxed, I'm concentrating better, I'm getting shit done, I feel like I'm way more productive and I realized what's the one thing that's changed. Oh, I've been drinking magic mind. This shit really works. Magic mind is this shot that you take. It comes in a tiny bottle and I keep it in the fridge, I keep it cold and I drink a shot of it every morning, along with my regular caffeinated beverages.
Starting point is 00:41:52 I haven't stopped doing that at all. Magic Mind actually works with your caffeinated beverages to extend the energy that you get from the caffeine and make you feel good longer, which is something that you'll feel the first time you drink this, but it really kicks in when you make it your regular routine. You start to notice, oh, my whole mood has changed. I feel better about life. I'm sleeping better at night. I know it all sounds too good to be true, but I was actually shocked myself. They have a combination of ingredients. I'm not going to pretend I can pronounce any of these things because I will not be able to.
Starting point is 00:42:31 But the combination of ingredients, and by the way, this doesn't taste great. So I know that these are the right ingredients they're putting into this thing. But the combination is to give you energy to work with the caffeine that you're drinking to give you energy and extend that, to improve your attention span, to improve your memory, reduce stress and anxiety. And that's something I've definitely noticed as a huge plus. I'm not an anxious person. And I didn't realize I needed that until I started taking magic mine.
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Starting point is 00:44:50 Jesus, he's got soul, man. I don't think he'll be able to embarrass himself. No, not at all. Wow. Wow. Also, I want to point out these guests down there, pretty poison. It's spelled two different ways in the URL and her name. One of those is where I got the matches. It was postponed. Yeah, all right.
Starting point is 00:45:16 Well, that's fun. I did hear back from Harrison. I told you I texted him to get on his show. He wrote me back that he would get that scheduled. He goes, I got you in my address book now We'll get a schedule. So hopefully yeah, yeah, I just have some questions about What was that guy's name Nick pain? Oh, yeah Nick Kardashian Nicholas for that she was I have some
Starting point is 00:45:38 Some questions about that so I'm like looking forward how many books can you take out at once? All right, guys. It's time to mock. Zoom. We are still doing the Chad Zuma song parody contest. And I am happy to say we got a couple of great entries today to check out. And I am happy to say we got a couple great entries today to check out. This first one is from Mitch Roseter and Mitch sends in Chetty Holly. What would be fat?
Starting point is 00:46:14 It's this in my act. Just what are they thinking? Don't these guys know I was voted that small and run a rob from King Please clown, cause I'm not on cool Please clown, but you think I'm not Please clown, but here's something for the We who with my friends I'll say I'm funny Oh oh when your show is jumped a shark
Starting point is 00:46:48 I don't care what you say about me anyway I don't care I'm done Don't you ever say that I get no pain? Let me show you my cash I convert your fans to love me, even though I can't prove that Please, clue, my mom says I'm cool Please, clue, and you say I'm not Please clube, my career's not too high We, you, well, their crusher knows who I am
Starting point is 00:47:36 Oh, when you suck in Korea's dick I don't care what you say about me anyway I don't care what you say about me anyway I don't care I'm done I don't care I'm done Bang bang knock on the door The cops are here all I'm done for Just because I stole some credit cards The charity scams are all that I've got
Starting point is 00:47:59 I can't bid or I can't joke Gotta stick to the kippin bread and roast What's a matter? What's a matter? What's a matter man? What's a matter people? Why can't you gotta stay to the Kevin Brandon roast what's a matter what's a matter what's a matter man? What's a matter people why can't you just clap Going for the whole day. I like like That slowed down We you and I don't make any money? Uh-oh, but all your friends fucking suck.
Starting point is 00:48:31 I don't care what you say about me anyway. I don't care I'm done. I don't care for fun. I don't care you one. I don't care I'm done. Please clap. All right, yeah, he wrote to me, he goes, I wanted to keep it shorter, but I just couldn't stop myself from writing out lyrics for the whole song.
Starting point is 00:49:00 So that's Chetty Holly, and then this is one from Tony Musgratat who always is a home run for us. This is in Tampa Bay In Tampa Bay Where zoom our drums goes to the beach All alone and when he does he sees an old man's bag. Have you ever stole a wallet as a broke alcoholic? That's when the trolls, they join the chat Have you ever seen a hack in a captain's hat? That's chat's among the media's We're eating lunch
Starting point is 00:49:59 Joking around Chad can't keep up So he mentions Carl He's been singing around Chad can't keep up So he mentions Carl and they're confused Jimmy Schubert and Brewer both call him a loser That's Chad, he's my spy relic He's ruined his life, he's got no friends He's got no wife, he's got no wife
Starting point is 00:50:25 Cause if he did, she would probably be abused He's shaking an anger from a comment from a stranger He's not a comment, he's got no stick No orgals sweaters, he's just a dick. He should hang it up, it's getting sad. Do you believe him when he swears that he doesn't care? Absolutely not. Ha ha ha.
Starting point is 00:50:58 Chad isn't cool. Ha ha ha ha. All right, and speaking of Chad not being funny, I was checking out the Anthony Kumya show from this Thursday. And Anthony had Kevin Brunner, no Kevin Brunner's the host of Missouri Loves Company. And Chad was on that show for a long time was then he left the show or was kicked off or something. And then recently he's been coming back on that show again. So Anthony just had a pretty simple question
Starting point is 00:51:28 for Kevin Brinick because you think if you have the guy on the show, you must like him, think he's good. Let it sit in my head for a second. And then I forgot about the crazy thing. I got to ask you, do you find Chad Zumaak funny? Listen, Chad has a function. Yes, he has a function.
Starting point is 00:51:47 I mean, he's not a class of me but in Paramecium. Yeah, he's not a classically trained comedian. Classically trained like from Juliard. He doesn't I don't know. I mean I've seen him. He's just he's just listen at this point. I don't even know who's good. Do you think? I've seen him. He's just he's just listen at this point. I don't even know who's good. Do you think? Do you think? I was going to do the I don't think anything spotty. So I wouldn't lie now. I think Chad could headline. You could headline arm room. That's how bad it is.
Starting point is 00:52:18 So him and Bob Levy are running a club now. So that's what he's referring to there. So he's on the show with, so you do it a little shit talking with Chad and on the show. But also, Chad, my problem is, I mean, you probably have people like this, no matter how nasty you get, they laugh. So it's like, more I should talk to more Chad laughs, you
Starting point is 00:52:45 know. Yeah. Yeah. So then it's funny to me that he's laughing and it's funny to me that I'm being such a dick. And then a lot of things. Yes, they do. That is very true. All right, let's let's kiss. I think that's I mean, let's check out more of this episode. Let's find out if Kevin thinks the chat is a liar. You feel like you can do whatever you want. Say whatever you want. And like I said, usually I sit on the show and I'd be like, uh, what do you think?
Starting point is 00:53:13 You think chat is a liar, huh? You think chat is a liar. Absolutely. You're willing to, I get that. Do you think it was in some horrific car accident where you needed a, he got whiplashed and then he's fine. You know it's funny about Chad. When me and Chad, when Chad quit my show
Starting point is 00:53:31 or whatever it is last year, he was sending me like horrible text. Yeah. Oh yeah, he'll do that. But I blocked him. I blocked him from texting. Oh okay. So now he communicates to email.
Starting point is 00:53:45 But I still, even though he did my show a couple of times where he's like, I still blocked him. I can't. I just see still blocked. I trust him. I don't trust what he's gonna say. You can't trust him. So even Chad's friends don't trust him.
Starting point is 00:53:57 And having blocked. I blocked him on email and he started sending carrier pigeons. So that's it. Wow. All right, so now we explain why Chad has a problem with Frank. Chris's fiance. I Chad hates Chrissy and Frank because he thinks they doxed him. And so I think I just say stuff just to, so,
Starting point is 00:54:18 so, he, I don't know what his beef is with, with Frank. That's the weirdest thing. He thinks it's doxing. Like Frank is obviously, yeah, Chrissy's a man. Frank's never doxed you. He said, no, no, never doxed me. I like how you're like, he's a good guy. Never doxed him. Never doxed me. He gave out my number. You have a problem with that. Yeah. Why? I gave out my number, not your number. Yeah, I don't, he didn't dox. What he did was, I don't think he'd post in anything,
Starting point is 00:54:47 but he got his criminal record, which was really funny. I read through it. Everybody had it. Yeah, it's public fucking knowledge. So that's not doxing somebody. And the other thing with. It was long too. Yeah, well, you did.
Starting point is 00:55:02 Oh, fuck yeah, it was great. I read it like more in pieces. I get into your girlfriend at nighttime. It was a stalking charge on there. Like what stalking? I mean, the funny part is he has, um, he has like an ex- explanation for everything. Oh, yeah, that's just like, no, what happened was the
Starting point is 00:55:21 liar's ex-girlfriend and I was, I was, she was getting stalked. She was getting harassed by her new boy. Right, no, what happened was the lion's ex girlfriend and I was, I was, she was getting stalked. She was getting harassed by her new boyfriend. Right, right, right. So I stepped in and oh, so you're a hero in this. But the thing is, what you're here, I've got the, yeah, you're all got the stocking charge. Yeah, that makes sense, Chad. Got a lot of this guy.
Starting point is 00:55:40 And then I just have a one more thing that I wanted to play because, you know, obviously Chad has said that we goof on him because I'm just sucking up to Anthony. I'm kissing Anthony's ass and Anthony is the one who told me to start goofing on Chad so I could get out his good side. So he's just following orders. Yeah. So Anna dresses this and I thank him for that. You're a fucking asshole. Now he's, but the thing he's really going with now is that everyone's kissing my ass which is hilarious like like Carl from who are these podcasts he can't stand Carl and he he's insisting that the only reason Carl is going after Chad in the first place is under my direction like I'm I'm the puppet master pulling the strings
Starting point is 00:56:25 and who are these vodka. I need to do it all the time. I'm just kidding. Carrying everyone on my back, my knee, that must have been what it was. And they go, it's just, you know, they're not friends. They're not, he's not friends with Carl from Rochester. I'm like, dude, we spent the entire day in Disney laughing our fucking
Starting point is 00:56:47 asses off. Like, and I cut the balls. I mean, it wasn't just laughing. Even inside jokes, everything was hilariously funny. In a way that you could only do with a friend, you know, it wasn't this like, oh, good good now that I'm closer with Carl I'll get him to do my evil bidding But that's how chat chat's got to see everything as a conspiracy against him like everyone's yes correct Anthony That's how dumb chat is is that he really does think that that's what's going on I it's all his own doing like he said yeah I think that I'm gonna live as their own doing with their adults. Yes
Starting point is 00:57:25 I think they come on the show fucking act like act like a dick on the show Everybody thinks you acted like a dick on the show. You're standing there with a gun with a fucking bleeding foot And you're like this was gotta be a thing. Come here. It's fall What's funny about this is that I'm getting all these notes from people now who are going back and and Realising that chat episode or just remember it and are just like, that was the worst episode. I'm like, no! It was so bad, Chad was the opposite of funny or having any type of fun with the content
Starting point is 00:57:54 that we were doing. Oh, it was just angry guy. So apparently they were talking about this in the latest Misery Love's company because Chad has to have excuses for everything. He had a bad childhood and that's why he is the the way that he is so then uh... bob leave e calls into the show with these guys and uh... talk about that
Starting point is 00:58:14 and everybody's just kissing each other's ass and that's what i think that that's what kumia like uh... bob is right now. Yeah. Exactly. You know what? I filled a little bit for Chad. I just want to bring up one thing. Oh, his child that his step that I just to feed him if he didn't have enough. You might like that. All right.
Starting point is 00:58:39 So no, Chad's grasping it straws. I had a bad childhood and that's why I'm such a dick and unlikable in every single way. And of course, Anthony sees right through those again Shad the victim. I don't give a fuck. I wish he fucking just pounded his face and Why do you hate Chad? He's just a like Why do you hate Chad? I don't know it's a reason He's just a likable. What do you hate, Jen?
Starting point is 00:59:03 I don't know. Do you have to explain? Yeah, he just sucks. What do you mean? Give me a reason not to? There's a way of bringing that out in here. Yeah. Like Doug from Who's Right Said, I wanted to like the guy
Starting point is 00:59:15 and I seeked him out and it wasn't good. Yeah. He just doesn't do a good job of making you enjoy his stuff because he's just an angry dude. And people like Anthony. I've never offended. I'm never mad. of making you enjoy his stuff because he's just an angry dude and People like Anthony never offended. I'm never mad people like Anthony and Kevin Brunner are actually funny I hope Chad Zumak was raped as a child Yeah, I feel it bad for this guy
Starting point is 00:59:41 We've all had childhood trauma. We don't fucking break it up when we're in our late 40s and 50s. And that's like, that's a reason. This is a pretty good zigger from from. So he's actually, this is in the middle of an ad read for flipcitymag.com. If Chad went to a psychiatrist, it would be the biggest audience he's ever performed in front of. Now, now, you say, he's mad, you say something when Kumi was shitting on, that means one person. Yeah. So they're explaining that after this episode, he's got a lot of that. As you can tell, that now, Chad's going to be like, you're going to come and, whoa, what are you?
Starting point is 01:00:18 Why'd you stick it up for me? And Anthony was explaining that Chad doesn't get jokes. I wish his neck massage was a noose. Now you're gonna get a mad. Now you're gonna get a mad. Yeah, no, he's already mad at me. He's already. Yeah, please.
Starting point is 01:00:34 Chad Zumak knows I don't want him dead. Jesus Christ, they're jokes. That's what pisses me off. Chad doesn't seem to get jokes. He fucking, he thinks there's an expiration date on him stealing 36 fucking credit cards. He thinks I, I, after a year, what is not the legal system? It's comedy. Yes, correct. That's why that's why I got mad at anything. He's like, all right, what you tell jokes about me ripping people off for
Starting point is 01:01:00 12 months. And now it's 12 months and one. Two bunches coming up already. It's got to be too far. I want to switch gears with you guys. We were talking about doing a worst of 2022. Like we did last year where we each bring the podcast that we thought was the worst one. Yeah. Contest, I crush everything. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:01:24 I think that's the one that Vinnie always wins with Tom Myers. Tom Myers, yeah, pretty sure about that. All right, yay, was on the Alex Jones show with Nick Fuentes. And this got spicy. Wow. I mean, I had to clip this because it's fucking insane. What is going on here? So let me just pull this up and I don't even know
Starting point is 01:01:51 how much commentary this is gonna need because it's so insane. So it starts off with, yay brings on. All right, I'll just play it for you and I hope you guys haven't seen this yet because it's one of the funniest things that I've ever seen in my life. I've got the perfect answer for the ADL.
Starting point is 01:02:09 All right. So, yay is wearing like a Gimp mask. You can't see his face at all. He's got a big, heavy leather jacket eyes wearing gloves. You can't see his skin at all. I don't know if this is to be able to say at some point in the future that wasn't me or something, but I haven't seen anyone say this wasn't yay. Yeah. All the reporting that's been done on this, there's been a ton. Everyone's convinced that this is yay.
Starting point is 01:02:31 I don't know what the reason is for this, but anyway, it's kind of an interesting visual. So he's got the Bible in front of him. Oh, another funny thing about this, it's four hours long. Yes, it takes four hours. It takes over. Another funny thing about this show is that,
Starting point is 01:02:42 you know, Alex Jones always has a stack of papers in front of him. We've talked about this many times. He's has a stack of papers in front of him. We've talked about this many times. He's got a stack of papers with his articles. He's going to go through him. Yay was turned off by that. He's like, that's clutter. Get it off the desk.
Starting point is 01:02:52 So now, Alex Jones has to do this whole show without his notes. So it kind of fucked him up. But yay's about to have props as you're about to see. He's got to buy up one front of him and talk about the ADL. I've got the perfect answer for the ADL. They are going to have to listen up. What we did is we brought Netanyahu with us. I'm in the twilight zone right now. He just pulled out a tiny little net and a bottle of you who net and you who
Starting point is 01:03:29 What do you have to say what do you have to say to Alex Jones right now Nick Fuentes and yay It was bad it was bad for truck to meet I have no idea the place is gonna sound like that, Nanyahu. He's cracking up some of my business Nanyahu. I just, I just, I just heard about this guy two weeks ago since like the tweet and I thought he had a funny name. That's a political hot take right there. We got to love you.
Starting point is 01:04:05 Oh my goodness. When Alex Jones is acting like Joe Rogan having Alex Jones on his desk. You got to realize it. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
Starting point is 01:04:17 Yeah, I did like that. Yeah, he did say this though. And I'm probably the lowest IQ here. Yeah, probably. It's pretty likely, I would say. All right, this is going to get a little spicy for everybody. We're not endorsing this content in any single way. I know my last name's hamburger,
Starting point is 01:04:34 but I'm not endorsing anything that yay is about to say in these clips. So if I say I love the Zionist that can't do my count, then I can say I love, I did not consent. I do love Hitler. I do love the Zionists that can't do my count. Then I can say I love, I didn't that can't say it. I do love Hitler. I do love the Zionists. I love everyone. The Zionists cannot tell me who I can love and that love.
Starting point is 01:04:53 I don't think like that. I think more like someone that's on the spectrum. Since that's what they want to claim, well, let me be on the spectrum of love because love. That's a good teacher. I love Hitler. That's a pretty good teacher, Alex. This guy knows merch.
Starting point is 01:05:09 You got to respect that. You got to respect that. That's one thing this guy knows how to sell merch. All we sell it. I love Hitler teachers. You know, I wasn't sure what to get my family for Christmas. No, I know. Grandma. I love Hitler teachers for you. Another bag of just says who are these podcasts? No, I know. Grandma, I love hitting the t-shirt just for you. Another bag of just says who are these podcast? Yeah, right.
Starting point is 01:05:27 Perfect. So what Ye is trying to say I think is that he loves all people. It doesn't matter who you are. He even likes the people that he's been railing against for the last few months. But you don't have to ever say out loud that you love Hitler. It's not. It's not a good idea.
Starting point is 01:05:43 It's never a good idea. Just feel it in your heart. Yeah. And also if you love people, It's not an out of good idea. It's never a good idea. Just feel it in your heart. Yeah. And also if you love people, then you should dislike the person who wanted to kill all those people and actually did kill all those people. I don't know, but let's find out as explanation for those.
Starting point is 01:05:56 You love everybody. You stand up for white people. Everybody's just stand up for themselves and everybody else. It's a load of crap that your wife's the premised. True. Did you help round up Jews like George Soros? No, okay Well, then I don't want to hear anything. Yeah, I don't hear anything from the ADL or anybody else But for the ADL I want to say there's a lot of good Nazis that were just fighting for their country and for them
Starting point is 01:06:15 Like George Soros. I do for them all to get put in a box All in a box Every Nazis bad This is the conversation we have, everything's giving it my house. Well, they hate all the Nazis. Yeah, every single one's an asshole. The spectrum of love.
Starting point is 01:06:33 And I actually, I think- Even the lunch lady that was making the cookies for the Nazis. Right, exactly. It's like the whole conversation the Kevin Smith gets into about the dust town. There's all these contractors out there. There's a plumber who just got blown up by the rebels.
Starting point is 01:06:46 Like, he didn't deserve that. All right. Well, let's find out how he really feels because I'm starting to think that this is just a goof. Seriously, so I've really studied a lot of history plus I had family that was there. And so I mean, I don't think Hitler was a good guy. I get the evil motion. let me just say this. I do. What Alex is going, you're going to get me canceled.
Starting point is 01:07:12 You know that's a problem. Just for the record, I'm kind of salver on this. I just want to put that out there. Just saying that. Come on. I get the Hugo Bosch uniforms amazing. But I mean just because you're in love with the design, you're a designer, can we just kind of say like you like the uniforms, but that's about it.
Starting point is 01:07:33 No, we know after there's a lot of things that I love about Hitler, a lot of things. Hey, what did you think about that Nen? This is insane. You are insane person. Yeah. He's talking to a nut explainer that he's insane. Oh. So meta, not even sure what to make of this. He's embracing this outfit so that he can appear in every mall at Christmas time.
Starting point is 01:08:03 Oh, that's a smart move right there. My favorite part is that Alex Jones keeps trying to soften the blow. He's trying to bring it back to her door. Now, yay, you don't mean that you love Nazis. You just like the uniform. Like, you're thinking, you're gonna admire her design aesthetic,
Starting point is 01:08:21 but you don't have to say, like, you love Hitler. And, yes, there's like, no, I love Hitler. Let me spell it and make it clear to you. He wanted that to be a sound bite. Oh, very badly. I, I, I love you. I think it's fucking hilarious. But he's a little misguided of some of the things that he says.
Starting point is 01:08:40 Here's an example. No one cares. They're played out. Look at people have had a problem. Look at a clockwork war. There's a part where a Jewish guy makes the guy kiss the shoe and he says, kiss the lick the, kiss the Jew. Like people have had issues with Jewish people forever.
Starting point is 01:08:56 But what I'm saying is I love Jewish people. I love Jewish. This was on my Stanley Kubrick, put the war in background up. And there. You think clockwork warms is about Jews? Absolutely. Look at it. I thought it was about a collapsing, you know, Stanley Kubrick, was it you?
Starting point is 01:09:11 Oh wow. So he informed gas when Alex Jones is the buffer things are going south, man. You think a clockwork is about Jews? I think it's about Jews. Okay. Now we have a problem right there. Star Wars, that was about juice. I love you, dude.
Starting point is 01:09:28 I mean, it was me, it was a Hollywood movie, right? Who controls Hollywood? Have you seen Shrek too? Oh my god. That could be true, I'm not sure. All right, so obviously, Alex Jones is trying to save face here because he's got this guy out.
Starting point is 01:09:43 It's a little controversial even for Alex Jones to trying to save face here, because he's got this guy out. It's a little controversial, even for Alex Jones to say. Yeah. I see incredible literature and art and use, and just so many great, so much great stuff, Jews do. Just like I see so many great things. Black people do it any other group. Like you know, Beethoven's German. I don't blame Beethoven for Hitler.
Starting point is 01:09:59 And I believe in free speech. What about Wagner? You're pointy. You're pointy. What about Wagner? You're point, yeah. What about Wagner? Wow. He's a pretty good guest. I don't know who doesn't want to have yet. There's show right now. Yeah, I'm fucking in my hair.
Starting point is 01:10:14 Isn't young. It's so funny. Oh, that would be great. Can we splice that together? Take this interview with Harrison Young questions. Holy shit. The whole cost used XLR cables. I run about this Holy shit, I'm gonna get a whole false use, XLR cables. Yeah, I run about this. I guess I'm wrong, okay, I didn't know.
Starting point is 01:10:29 I thought he knew about Jews. I guess I don't. Go to commercial. All right, I just want to declare that everyone's overhitler. Like, we've all just kind of moved on. We have all this demonization. We don't care anymore, ADO. Obviously, no one cares.
Starting point is 01:10:46 Shut up. No one cares. Jesus is king. Shut up. It's done. Tomorrow, all the next day. Well, you know, German cars do break down. I cost a lot of my effects.
Starting point is 01:10:55 Germans make really good cars. I agree. Yeah. I know. I was trying to change the conversation to the anyway of the guy. He obviously had a problem with the beamer at one point. He's just like, yeah, well, they're not.
Starting point is 01:11:06 They don't have great cards. They do. They do. Isn't Jesus been dead longer than Hitler? Yeah, we're overhitting. We're still in, okay, that makes sense. Well, this is, this is what you're saying. Cause yeah, he's not just saying that he lost half of it.
Starting point is 01:11:20 This is the thing. It's like he's trying to say, like, why just love all people? So of course, I'm gonna love Hitler too. But then he says shit like this German's had a really cool leader at one time Sure, it's had a really cool. He's a really cool guy Cool crew
Starting point is 01:11:38 That's not that's not a good crew crew. So, it's not a cool crew. Alright, so then, yay, is tired of talking about the Jews. Yes, he's the one who's like, why are we doing this so much? I'm actually tired of hearing about the Jews. Like, I love them. Honestly, I don't even care that much. You know, but we spent the last three hours talking about them. I mean, it's fun. It's fun. You know what I hear about last three out two hours talking about them because it's fun It's fun. You know what I hear about it. We want to talk about them all because being canceled is fun because we're showing you guys The extent that you can go right because everything at this point that you do proves my point watch this if I say deathcon three and then
Starting point is 01:12:20 You cancel all of my deals you proved exactly why I needed to go Defcon. No, I agree with what you said. Let me stop you. Because James she pal. Alex Alex. Go ahead. Let me channel. All right.
Starting point is 01:12:31 All right. If if I and a day should fail works for the Jews anyway. So if if I say now I forget what I had to say, let me meditate and begin to a place. I'm sorry. I love you brother. Jesus King. You don't had to say. Let me meditate and begin to a place. I'm sorry, I love you brother. Jesus King.
Starting point is 01:12:49 You don't wanna listen, if Yeh's talking, he's gonna let him go, I always do not try to interrupt Yeh when he's, he's out of one of his rants. I love he's like, I'm tired of talking about the Jews. That's all you've been talking about for me. He was told to offer it yet. That's all you're talking about. This is a fun little clip too. I just couldn't stop clipping the show.
Starting point is 01:13:06 I apologize guys, I was fucking, I mean, I think Andy was over here in Christmas before he went to the couch. I guess today was following out of my chair, what I think in the fucking show. It's insane. If I say, if I go on this, on this interview, and I say, I love Hitler,
Starting point is 01:13:23 and then they go and 5150 me and try to lobotomize me like we saw Harley-Pasinac do, or they put me in prison, it just proves what I'm saying. And it's gonna spark the high schools. It's gonna spark the grammar school, it's gonna spark the colleges that say, enough is enough. It doesn't matter how on the spectrum you think I am,
Starting point is 01:13:46 I have the right to speak out loud. That is our first amendment. And it's a shame that you have to be considered to be on the spectrum to have enough courage to speak out loud. So he thinks that people in high school and college give a shit about free speech because he's very wrong about that.
Starting point is 01:14:06 And also no one's going to come to bad for him because he says he loves Hitler and he goes, if I say, oh no, you've said it multiple times. If I said something crazy, like I love Hitler, then that just proves we love free speech. The first amendment protects you from the government and fringing on your speech. The government as far as I've heard hasn't done anything. They let him say they should wherever the fuck he wants. Yeah. Yeah, I guess it depends on how closely you think
Starting point is 01:14:31 the deep stage of line with social media networks. But that's not the point today. Right. The point today is, yay has a new song, Crouch. I know you love this music. Oh, sorry. I think you're gonna take this one. I think you're gonna take this one.
Starting point is 01:14:44 I do love my family, right? But I looked at every possible outcome. I practiced Chinese water torture on myself. I would like, skipper long Malibu in front of my house and sing, when the clippings come to kill me. How is it going to be? What are they going to do to kill me? Wait a second. Netton, what do you have to say about this?
Starting point is 01:15:09 No, I don't want to say that. That's what it was about. I'm trying to get out of here, is yay. That would have been a great home response. If Netton was singing the back of the book and then he could go over that, That's a missed opportunity, yeah. I know. Nothing to do with that unfortunately. Almost to do it. All right. I just have a couple more on here. I just have to play. I don't really care that much about Hitler. I love him. He just do it as a win like a troll. No, he sings like a cool guy. you know, it's like he had a really cool outfit
Starting point is 01:15:45 and stuff and he was a really good architect and you're in love with the look of it. And he didn't kill six million Jews. That's just like actually incorrect. Let's get the Ronald Reagan clip. They show me our stings. I'm sorry. Ronald Reagan said that too. Well, I think Hitler did target kill some people. So I think you know, I think Obama killed Palestinians. No, I hear you. Wow. No, no, the new one this. And by the way, I should mention Nick Flauch as a sitting over there.
Starting point is 01:16:13 This is a highly controversial guest. This would be the most controversial guy you can get in your show. Yeah. If you hadn't gotten yay in your show. This is a guy who's obviously made jokes about the Holocaust. And Yeh, he's going hot here fucking well full on the Holocaust and I don't even think what's like Such a shirt collar. I like what the fuck is going on When is Alex Jones ever been so subservient? I know like yeah, he doesn't know how to handle this
Starting point is 01:16:40 Especially when he's on his own show. He's just he's yelling over people and talking. He'll hang up on you If he doesn't that you don't even mean like He's All the other Colleges they have because he called him Kanye West one time. Mm-hmm. It's yeah. It's yeah. I'm so sorry I'm so sorry. I've been calling Kanye for 15 years. I'm so sorry But this is the only climate where Kanye West would be on the Alex Jones. Yeah The artist formerly known as Kanye West.
Starting point is 01:17:07 But there's probably six bodyguards staying behind him too. And Alex Jones is just like, oh my gosh, what are these fucking guys gonna do? Well, there was also a clip, I couldn't pull all the shit, it's four hours long. But there was also a couple early out in the show where there's people who work for Alex Jones who are like having a conversation
Starting point is 01:17:23 somewhere near the set. And he's like Hey, shut the fuck up over there. We're doing a show right now and all I was saying was like old old guys are gonna get a Talk and do for Mr. Jones after this very unprofessional to fuck with the guests. All right, this is well I'd say this is kind of controversial Now I'm a Nazi Arya Manuel isn't that what it said because this is the thing you're doubling down I look Alex I love you, do not cut this rant off. Not your ass.
Starting point is 01:17:48 Right here. OK, so we're in America, we get our history stolen from us, and we're all made to slaves. The Native Americans and the ones brought over on Jewish slave votes, right? And then we're so-called free, but we're never free. And we're Republican, but then we're turned to Democrats at the MLK JFK time, right? And we're toa we're so called free, but we're never free and we're Republican, but then we're turned to Democrats at the MLK JFK
Starting point is 01:18:07 Right, and we're told we're black and they made songs that said say it loud say it loud I'm black it on front say it loud. I'm black and I'm proud and then crack came and then rappers started saying what's up my nigga? I'm a nigga. You a nigga is okay. I'm a nigga then I'm waiting second I thought nigga was bad a second ago. No, Nigger is fine. That's what the Feds told us to call ourselves. And then even Beyonce, we never thought she'd call herself a bitch. Missy said, hey, I'm a bitch. Everyone says they're a bitch.
Starting point is 01:18:35 Okay, now our black women are bitches. So we're bitches and Nigger's now, right? I'm a Nigger. You a bitch. I've even said this in my reps. So I wake up and I look at the I look at my phone And they say yes, I'm anti-Semitic. So I said okay Well, I'm an anti-Semitic
Starting point is 01:18:50 No, you said you said I'm an anti-Semitic get it. You understand what I'm saying No, bring in the clowns There will be clown Alex is back from getting a snack. He like went in a bite. So the most controversial thing that yeah, he sat on this entire show. He's anti-pornography. I find that highly offensive. He says that because all adult porn actors have moms and dads and are someone's children, yeah, that it's the same as pedophilia. And I dads and are someone's children. That it's the same as pedophilia.
Starting point is 01:19:27 And I don't think that's true. Oh, whatever. It's easy for a rock star who's drowning in pussy. That was the easiest way to get a sexist. That's where you're at the sound. By his logic, if you had relations with an adult who used to be a child, you're a butterfly. Correct.
Starting point is 01:19:44 So as long as you don't have sex with anyone who used to be a child. Yeah, correct. Yeah As long as you don't have sex with anyone who used to be a kid at some point in their life You're also holy shit. I need a pellet cleanser. Don't tell me you don't like my show Like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show.
Starting point is 01:20:16 Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show.
Starting point is 01:20:24 Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Well, I went back a little bit. This is one from October that we never discussed. Great. But here we join Patrick Michael while he's watching YouTube. And it's just a fantastic, it's just him and his element, just doing what he loves to do. He's a multitasker. And we the audience are just kind of along for the ride. You know what I mean? He's bringing us into his fun process. So this first clip, and these are all in order, he's just going to read the channel to
Starting point is 01:20:44 us, but every time he reads an unnecessary figure, it speeds up 10%. Oh, fine. But let's look at the names of these sketches, okay? The first one that they dropped nine years ago was DUI Jesus promo number two, okay? This only had 4.7000. It's 24 seconds.
Starting point is 01:21:00 John McKeepers playing Jesus. Okay, then you got Mike Teddies workout station. 52,000 views. All right, and they are the Philadelphia fan testing facility 299,000 views And then it just drops off and next one's the money while brothers. So we have promo 21 seconds 5.2000 And then the official D.Y. Jesus sketches 5 and it's all 15 minutes. I don't know what you're speeding that up. I can listen to him read the internet all day Yeah, that's why I found one of them in the first place
Starting point is 01:21:26 It's good stuff just reads through every the minutes and seconds It's so fucking great. I love it. I love it. Yeah, great anyway I've never heard of this comedian, but his name is Tommy Pope and Patrick Michael fucking loves Tommy Pope Patrick Michael fucking loves Tommy Pope But that was the first thing I noticed when I played the sketch was like Jesus Tommy has this range of characters that is just It's not him anymore You can see the clear difference in his acting where it's like you know Tommy You know his humor and then you see this you're like holy shit
Starting point is 01:22:02 He's great. How has he not already made it? Because if you look at this dude right now you can't tell me that he doesn't look exactly like a young Robert De Niro. But Robert De Niro wasn't known for his comedy right? Tommy is. And he's damn good at it dude. He's just a fun guy to watch. Oh god.
Starting point is 01:22:25 I'm gonna lie, the King of Comedy. Yeah, this is the guy who watches and meet the fuckers and thinks that's the best thing to do. That's every time the fucking asshole. I've never heard him talk about anyone like this before. It's this whole thing, it's just him, but why isn't he an executive in Hollywood? He's got an eye for talent.
Starting point is 01:22:41 That's what he should be doing. I just remember when Stuttering John was trying to name the funniest movies of all time. And it was just like, ah, we'd to pair. We'd do nothing else. Yeah. Candy Shag, they'll take to the ad. Holy shit.
Starting point is 01:22:56 You know, we were talking about this before, but this whole idea of getting Patrick Michael in some type of reality show, we talked about just putting him in a city and just seeing what he does and how pissed off he gets. I want to give him a job as an executive in the industry and see how that goes. I want him to like, it's talent. I just want to see what he does.
Starting point is 01:23:18 Have you seen any accuracy? Of course. He would start the channel out of my ball. And it would be the most popular thing ever and we'd be like fuck we totally judges wrong Peter we become a billionaires It was a reality show He that that's the finger of the on the pulse of America
Starting point is 01:23:35 Well the the problem with Tommy Pope is that the general public they fucking hated Tommy Pope They didn't get it man. They didn't realize the genius and here's why. And a lot of people hated him in the beginning because he would dress not like a comedian, not like somebody who's trying to be funny, right? He's a guy that brushes his teeth and takes a shower every day and has most of his peers.
Starting point is 01:24:00 Don't do that. So he's not broke Christ, you're okay, I got it. I mean, when I'm watching TV or movie or you know I'm feisty so I'm even good hygiene. I'm like he didn't dress like a comedian. He'd even have that flower that squirts water on people. He didn't get it. Um but then he just starts watching fucking videos and pausing it to to comment on it and I just love it. I could I could do this all day with Patrick Michael. I mean I was doing this just a few minutes ago, but all right Let's check out break 540 for 2k the first month is free you get a free t-shirt and Mike Teddy will let you get his sister pregnant
Starting point is 01:24:32 Oh my god, he said Mike Teddy will let you get his sister pregnant. Uh-huh. That's fucking Classic humor. Hmm classic humor. Here's the thing what I just realized not only is he wearing these crazy leggings He's not wearing shoes Anybody works out it Okay, great observation I don't think there's physical activities aside from walking that happens in these shoes But that's what makes it great is he's so fucking committed man so committed See now this I actually enjoy I want to find out what he thinks is entertainment That's what makes it great. Is he so fucking committed, man? So committed.
Starting point is 01:25:07 Now this, I actually enjoy. I want to find out what he thinks is entertainment. Because I'm always so confused by that. What is it about this sketch or this video that you found interesting? The shoes the guy was wearing. Yeah, he can tell by the footwear how committed the actor's right. He wasn't limited by his budget.
Starting point is 01:25:22 It was a comedic choice. Yeah, right. But then he intros the next video. This one we get really into. But now let's, let's check this out. It is new muscle pretending. 50,000 views. 1.2,000 likes. And this is probably the first time I've officially saw Shane Gillis. Outside of this stuff with his name on it. Okay there's a title screen that says desperate for money. Vic and Duane take jobs collecting money for a local bookie. Big Jeff. I know. I know. Big Jeff. Sounds scary. It does sound kind of scary. God, it takes him so long. And he's just reading the screen as the thing's going on. God. Okay, this one's a little bit long, but please, I fucking love this so much.
Starting point is 01:26:17 So we're like a minute into this. He pauses it. We've already forgotten the premise. That whole thing he just read, right over his head. The words go out of his mouth and they're not. Well, they need a money, so they're collecting money for big Jeff. But he forgot why. He forgot all that. And then he starts pondering like the origin of comedy.
Starting point is 01:26:37 Like, how did they, what was the kernel of this bit? And I could listen to him do this all day. It's fucking amazing. If you think about it, we're already actors. When we do this, give me the money! We're acting tough, but you and I both know. We're nervous. I'm getting nervous, so.
Starting point is 01:26:53 So, Wayne, I've been to Sunday night dinners at your house. Nervy. Alright, so they're sitting in the car. Obviously waiting to go collect. All right, what are they collecting outside of money? Are they robbing? It's very interesting. No, it's that.
Starting point is 01:27:12 That's a fucking promise. Because the setup is my favorite. Hey, this guy thinks he can be an actor. We're already acting. So essentially, this is just like the idea of... I don't know, do it. What I think about when I watch these sketches is the conjuring of the idea to lead to the sketch. Somebody said something at one point and it was like,
Starting point is 01:27:38 we're already acting in our day-to-day life by just doing what we do. But what if burglars were the ones coming to that realization? Very funny, very clever. We got to get the job, Pope, we're going again. I'm not easily impressed. It doesn't take much. This guy positive goes, that was amazing. That was three lines of dialogue, just brilliant. I can't believe. He hits the blotters like, dude, what if all the world is 50th stage and we are merely players?
Starting point is 01:28:11 So wait, this guy's a bookie and he's people to collect money, but are they collecting money? Are they stealing from these people? Yeah. Why are they gonna go in there with a gun? Who knows? It's a gun.
Starting point is 01:28:21 I think it in paragraphs over here. Yeah. But anyway, so he keeps playing the bit, but then he'll like, he'll pause it to let you know I think it in paragraphs over here But anyway, so he keeps playing the bit, but then oh like he'll pause it to let you know when there's a really good line Just so that you don't miss it good. Cheryl put you in a headlock while you were saying grace She was giving me a hug. I've never seen someone lose a hug. Are you know what big? I've never seen someone lose a hug I mean what a fucking line dude. What a line? I've never seen that's what I'm gonna say from now on. You lost you lost at hugging. You lost the hug game. Talk about retardage. Yeah, talk about retarded. I'm always gonna say this to nobody in particular. A quick throwaway line, he somehow makes it horrible.
Starting point is 01:29:08 Yeah. He found a way to make that line terrible by repeating it and telling you how funny that was. Yeah, really. It really, that's the worst part. Is this bit almost sounds like it would be good if I just found it on YouTube and watched it. But with him pausing at the shirt,
Starting point is 01:29:19 I'm sure that was fucking awesome. Yeah, let me repeat that a few more times to make sure you heard that. Maybe he's just learning about this transformative content thing. He's like, can I get Shane Gillis on my show? Oh, I'll just show Shane Gillis videos. And I'll just pause it, repeat the jokes.
Starting point is 01:29:35 Yeah, I'm blank on the name. There's a descriptive audio track that comes with movies for visually impaired people. Sure, yeah, yeah. And I think he's auditioning for that because the way that he describes the visual component to you, you just, you feel like you're right there. Yeah, I know.
Starting point is 01:29:50 I haven't even seen this video, but I feel like I've seen it. And what's happening here is there's three people sitting on the couch, one person on the floor next to the couch, and then one person just in the corner in a chair by himself. Now, I can't think of his first name. What color is that chair? I believe his name is Wood. Last name would. One of the guys that's part of their thing. And he's been
Starting point is 01:30:12 in a couple of sketches and he's been one of the funnier parts. I can't think of his name though man. He was in the football sketch. Shangulous and think, yeah, McEver, and then eventually Reggie Conquest, who I believe is the one that opens the door. But sitting on the couch is Shang-Gillis, Matt McCusker, and then on the floor, not sure, some sort of ginger guy, but we'll see, let's keep going. Trevor Chase is better getting his thoughts back. Yeah. This sounds like a boomer show again.
Starting point is 01:30:45 And then who came over to the house yesterday? Maybe your mom knows. Hold on. Let me ask your mom who came over. And what ever dad. And here's this point because I do speak fluent Chamus at this point. Oh, good. There's five guys that are in every sketch.
Starting point is 01:30:59 This sketch is the same five guys in it. Oh, that's what he's trying to tell us. That's what he's trying to tell us. But that's what I'm really going to go to all of it. Oh, that's what he's trying to tell us. But that's what he's trying to tell us. But that's what he's trying to tell us. But that's what he's trying to tell us. But that's what he's trying to tell us. But that's what he's trying to tell us. But that's what he's trying to tell us. But that's what he's trying to tell us. But that's what he's trying to tell us. But that's what he's trying to tell us. But that's what he's trying to tell us. But that's what he's trying to tell us. But that's what he's trying to tell us. But that's what he's trying to tell us. But that's what he's trying to tell us. But that's what he's trying to tell us. But that's what he's trying to tell us. But that's what he's trying to tell us. But that's what he's trying to tell us. But that's what he's trying to tell us. But that's what he's trying to tell us. But that's what he's trying to tell us. But that's what he's trying to tell us. But that's what he's trying to tell us. But that's what he's trying to tell us. But that's what he's trying to tell us. But that's what he's trying to tell us. But that's what he's trying to tell us. But that's what he's trying to tell us. But that's what he's trying to tell us. But that's what he's trying to tell us. But that's what he's what he's trying to tell us. But that's what he's trying to tell us. But that's what he's trying to tell us. But that's what he's trying to tell us. But that's what he's trying to tell us. But that's what he's trying to tell us. But that's what he's trying to tell us. But that's what he's trying to Are you Shane and he goes they're carrying bats Which is so clearly hilarious because why he said I thought they were the cable guys hmm and Jane so fast He's like they're carrying bats. What what? What cable guys do you know the carry bats he goes he's so fast. It's a written script No idea that was gonna happen. He just came up with another spot.
Starting point is 01:31:48 What did he get? But at the end of it, like, much like Jerry Springer, we get the final thought. And what he's learned from all this is that good humor can come from anywhere in the country. I didn't even, I've loved always Sonny and Philadelphia for a long, long time. And I didn't even I've loved always Sonny and Philadelphia for a long long time and I didn't put it together that people in Philadelphia could be this funny as regular people. All right can I point out the obvious here that those
Starting point is 01:32:17 were people in LA who made that show and there was it was originally about an LA restaurant and then they're like wow there, there's too much LA shit. Let's make it, let's put it in Philly. Those guys are not for Philadelphia. But this channel was. And there are funny people in a major urban metropolitan. Yeah, go figure. Who would have thought that would happen? You know what else is gonna be funny in Philadelphia
Starting point is 01:32:40 is the who are these podcasts? The Dixho crossover event? What? I'm working on that for next year, so I'm looking forward to going to Philly. All right, I think we're ready to move on and play a little game here. Let me just say, I was on shitty song of the week,
Starting point is 01:33:00 they just put out the worst of the year edition, and that's definitely worth checking out. There's this country artist that Brandon introduced me to and it was terrible. The guy couldn't sing. This guy, Kebel Road, and I guess he heard the show. So he sent him a tweet that says, thanks for including me in your podcast and for letting me know that you still have nothing to offer a value. On most of the songs, you can't even provide a valid opinions because you have no training in music, vocal production, or music production in general. And then he quickly deleted that. That's where he's gone.
Starting point is 01:33:38 I think he was embarrassed. I'm about to buy that. So that's a lot of fun. Also, I was told by my friend Ad from Buzz Meyers. By the way, Buzz Meyers is out. Yeah. We have a new EP, four-song EP, Buzz Meyers 2. You can find anywhere you stream music, Andy and I are in Buzz Meyers with our buddy Ad.
Starting point is 01:33:59 And Ad let me know that a listener of the show in Australia is a man called Trunch Dogs and they have a new vinyl album out called Stack Home Miana. Is that what it is? That sounds good. Stack Home Miana. Say it with confidence. I mean, in Australia, that's a really funny and witty title.
Starting point is 01:34:21 That's how you pronounce it. I'm tired of it. I'm not a goodie. I'm tired of it. I'm not a goodie. I'm tired of it. I'm tired of it. I'm tired of it. I'm tired of it. I'm tired of it. I'm tired of it. I'm tired of it.
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Starting point is 01:34:40 I'm tired of it. I'm tired of it. I'm tired of it. I'm tired of it. I'm tired of it. I'm tired of it. I'm tired of it. I'm tired of it. I'm tired of it. So she's got to change the farm animal that she's representing on the show. I don't know. I think we could do some shopping for her. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:34:49 I mean, you don't have to be a farm animal either. I don't know. I don't know. How do you know that's a thing? You can be a maid. Yeah. There's a lot of things you can do. Nurse.
Starting point is 01:34:58 A naked witch. Yeah. Let's go on. Yeah. Just track the same. Sexy. Where? I love sexy Hitler. Anyway, I thought Hanna was gonna be here. I thought Vick was gonna be. I don't see them yet
Starting point is 01:35:15 But that's not gonna stop us from figuring out who said it Welcome to who said it the The Piss off Podcast Game. Oh, I should play this for you real quick. Doug from the Jingles Department. Doug from the Jingles Department, what I had, and re-recorded the Cardiff Arctic theme song. Oh, God, yes. Yeah, there was a, he was recording a metal band at his studio and the guy hits a pipe
Starting point is 01:35:41 so he's like, hey, will you sing this song? So Doug put this together. And the guy hits a pipe so he's like hey, will you sing this song? So Doug put this together pretty I wish you did this kind of shift for us I'm trying the most famous Focus in the one Good day. Hey, oh He's so cool I'm out of Not hey He's the guy on the other days I'm jealous That's one hot potato
Starting point is 01:36:21 Just he's the guy On the girls one And be well Oh Hot potato I Fantastic I wish I was there to watch the singer be like What am I singing I like Dr. Steve and some other people is that written right? I would pay to see the look on that And that lyric key came over the white. It's hilarious.
Starting point is 01:37:09 I guarantee Doug wrote that down from memory tale. Oh, yeah. He's like, I'll text it to you. I'll ask. So, I'm telling you, you had that track on the board. I'm ready. No, sir. Weeks, just waiting for the right singer to come in.
Starting point is 01:37:21 All right, let's find out who said our first entry who said I pull out my little Ziploc baggy of toenails who said well I want to say Southern John because we know but he doesn't actually clip his toenails ever so I don't know that he would have a baggy of them He is obsessed with his long toenails for some weird reason I'm gonna go with Jerry Banfield. What's a you trucker Andy? Yeah, I think this is out of context Myers be trying to be funny. Okay. That's good Patrick Michael Patrick Michael and You said that with confidence. All right producer Chris Tom Myers
Starting point is 01:38:26 All right We got two time Myers a Banfield and a Seacups. I have this toenail clipping philosophy of On someone ask me a question. I don't want to answer. I pull out my little Ziploc baggy of toenails I pull out my little Ziploc baggy of toenails and I start like, no, they look so confused that they forget what the question is and I can, I can walk away. So Thomas did character work. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:38:55 Yeah. He is such an idiot. That might as well got to be the dumbest fucking guy we've ever talked about on this show. Holy shit. That seemed like such a Patrick Michael humor thing Definitely it was my first thought he likes something he would say. Yeah Damn it, Cardiff. I'm angry at this game right now. Go. All right you guys both got a point. Congratulations
Starting point is 01:39:19 Well, don't worry if I do win if I do win. I'm really chill about it I don't freak out or anything. Our next entry, who said, I'll be honest with you, I think Marvel is catering to the trans community, who said. All right, that's an interesting one. I'll be honest with you, I think that I'll be honest with you. That's a tell. Yeah. That's a tell right there.
Starting point is 01:39:52 I think that that might be the opster. All right. Because the OP likes to use those types of phrases that don't mean anything and are pointless because he's a bad broadcaster. I'm gonna go with OP, what do you think, Andy? Zumaak. Zumaak. Banfield.
Starting point is 01:40:07 Banfield? Yeah, I got Banfield. All right, two Banfields. A Zumaak and a Gregopie Hughes. One, two, three. And I'll be honest with you, I think Marvel is. Opie catering to the trans community. Hahaha.
Starting point is 01:40:27 Cause she's a handsome man as a she-hulk. Good one, Ope. He really does. I should pull together, and if they are super caught, of all the things that Ope says that do not need to be sad to ever in a sentence. He is the king of that shit. Fucking fill in time, open over here.
Starting point is 01:40:46 I did another hour not saying anything. I think they're like, there are a lot of guys out there that are into, they're into that sort of thing. So why don't we turn our superhero into a trans? Sounds like you're into that type of thing. Open, I wouldn't have had that thought, but you did. It's a CGI cartoon and it's, yeah, I know.
Starting point is 01:41:10 Brands woman, are you allowed to say this? Oh my God, are you allowed to say this? I don't know if you're allowed to say any of this. If you yell it in the woods or on your YouTube channel, it's fine. No one will hear it. Let's just put it this way. She's a handsome woman.
Starting point is 01:41:30 The show stinks. She's a lawyer and every week it's a different thing that she's fighting in the court. Is this even a game anymore? Just kind of just want to pull a shit. See how discreet to be like, oh, it's not the show or something? He's just listening and laughing to himself
Starting point is 01:41:45 I know he is that little fucking potato smile Yeah, right courtroom I fucking hate it our next entry who said I know There's no grass. That's greener on the other side who said All right, I am gonna go Patrick Michael on this one. That sounds really dumb. What do you think Andy? Oh, it's uttering jam.
Starting point is 01:42:11 All right. Focals are my first two. That's okay. Cherry band feel. You don't have to pick up a different. I'm going for points. I'm going to throw it over here. All right, I went in Zoom-Ack.
Starting point is 01:42:22 All right, a lot of variety on this one. One, two, three. Alright, I went zoom-acc. Alright a lot of variety on this one one two three Bad day I know I'm very happy with exactly where I'm at when you have true love you about it at the right place Somebody don't have true love. You're always questioning down of the dumps you're very trying to turn things around kept in hindsight yeah you're the same today
Starting point is 01:42:48 a funny morning quarterback in the game I know they really should have probably thrown a third out obviously now and where that you know maybe you could get a better deal somewhere else or John maddened we should mix things uncomfortable and sad now you see there's an a-hole and
Starting point is 01:43:05 You got a Our next entry who said the only reason I was able to keep going for that long Was because I was fantasizing about her best friend who said That sounds like a zoom mark. I'm going to go chance you Mac. What do you think Eddie? Starting John. Starting John. Me too.
Starting point is 01:43:28 Starting John. One, two, three. But I can tell you from experience, my last girlfriend is that 11 minutes is more than enough. Curveball. In fact, the only reason I was able to keep going for that long was because I was fantasizing about our best friend. Yeah, that was a good, he was way nicer to me.
Starting point is 01:43:50 Barnmatch. That was a good fake out. That was a good fake out. You never think of time-mire as being good and bad. Well, we're having sex. Yeah. We're having a girlfriend or a friend. Talk about girls.
Starting point is 01:44:02 We are all tied at one. Is that really a three way tie at one? Holy shit, this could be the tie breaker right here. Card of his zero though, right? Correct. Oh. Well, no one got that last one. Oh, right, yeah, I'm sorry.
Starting point is 01:44:15 Okay, we're all tied at one. Yeah, right, no. Okay, wait. Who said comedic influences? Roddy, Roddy, Piper is in there. Who said comedic influences? Roddy Roddy Piper is in there. Who said it? See this sounds like a Patrick Michael. I'm just gonna go to my first instinct even though it's always wrong. I'm going Patrick Michael. Trucker Eddie. Too much.
Starting point is 01:44:36 Opie. Ah fuck. Routy, Routy Plumber. Bandfield. Alright. One, two. I will say this before we hear this. It seems like Cardiff is very obsessed
Starting point is 01:44:53 with the Jerry Bandfield lately. I have a feeling the car has been consuming a lot of Jerry material. Can you blame him? No, not at all. I wish I could get to all this shit we need to get to. But when fucking yay is loving Well, you were the co-host of rady rady piper's podcast that's pretty cool because
Starting point is 01:45:18 Everyone always asked me and how we say who your comedic influences rady ride piper's in there It's not Eddie Murphy. it's not George Carlin. Roddy Wright, I love people with funny jokes. Obviously. Explains all the chance you might have any. Yeah. My comedy is influenced by yay. So, Roddy Piper.
Starting point is 01:45:40 That's all for this week. Oh, shit. Now you know who said it. Frust your mind. Damn, shit. Now you know who said it. Fruits you by... Oh, damn! ...FederalCon. February 3rd and 4th. In Rochester.
Starting point is 01:45:51 New York. Get your tickets down. That's right. Get your tickets out to www.live.com and get your tickets for DoubleCon. That's going to be a very fun weekend. I am very much looking forward to that alright guys what have we done to watch over the fact that i want okay
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Starting point is 01:46:48 Patrick Michael is watching YouTube. So you know what that means. It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. The tea. The tea. The tea. The tea. The tea.
Starting point is 01:46:59 The tea. The tea. The tea. The tea. We are taking Wednesday off. We'll be doing a show on Friday and that's because the A-Subs are playing on Saturday. But this is the show that we'll be reviewing on Fridays W-A-T-P. Yeah, but that was a that was deep tissue. It was not a hand as a hand job. No, I've never gone to a hand job place. I go to legit massage place. I want a be a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man that would be funny if they had no problem imagine if they have for women like the backup and the in the waiting in the
Starting point is 01:47:46 waiting room because they know it would take them so long to finish yeah I would hire Michael J. Fox this put his hand on their old a clits a chicken all of it jules I actually did buy it with a credit card it was mine jules david but is that the is that the one Mike David's wife? I think so.
Starting point is 01:48:07 This is Misery Loves Company, Kevin Brennan's podcast. We're going to Geno Piscatti on the show with us to talk about Misery Loves Company. What's interesting about this is the Kevin and Geno have quite the beef going on right now because Geno gave out Kevin's phone number on his show many, many times. And Kevin's not real thrilled about that. But Gino is a fan of the show. He watches every single episode.
Starting point is 01:48:34 They rip on him and his girlfriend and he loves it. So this should be a lot of fun. Of course, Mr. Los Company, you heard on their Bob Levy's on the show, Chad Zumak's on the show, some other nobody. So that's going to be, we're going to be reviewing on the next episode of who are these podcasts? Should be a fun time for everybody looking forward to that. Andy, thanks for coming over today, buddy.
Starting point is 01:48:59 Yeah. Anything you want to plug and promote? Yeah, throw real plugs. Check out BuzzMires, BU, ZZM,ZMIRES Volume 1 and 2, both out. That's correct. Yeah, we have eight songs now available to stream. Wherever you stream your music. Crouch.
Starting point is 01:49:15 Hey, thank you guys for having me. I'm very excited to announce ZumaCon February 3rd and 4th in Syracuse, New York. It's gonna be a fucking blast. And I'm gonna be on the subreddit later. My name is Carrie Grant is a homo. I'm not sure why that's my name, but it's a good one. Producer Chris? I was gonna do the zoom out content.
Starting point is 01:49:34 It's all your time, dude. Please join us again next time. It might be the episode we found out what's for Who are these podcasts? Leave well every pony. Starting in the must-vis of Morning Radio. I found a show these old white cows. sleep well every pony. Great show. Good job everybody. Great job everyone. Okay, I think we've been playing long enough here. It's like Bummer for Carl. You know, who are these? Podcasts.
Starting point is 01:50:37 I don't know. I don't get it. Makes no sense. With Lucy tight box. From Reddit, we first sift through some tattoo squid comments. makes no sense. From Reddit, we first sift through some tattoo squid comments. Gigi Gilman writes, great episode. The tattoo squid host and all of his guests and all similar podcasters all sound like the sorts of guys who end up his guests on them.
Starting point is 01:51:00 Constantly pausing and stumbling over their words, and the inability to construct sentences that don't ramble on and on. Obviously, artichoke 68, I love when Carl says to, watch this guy lip sync while I'm listening to a podcast, gain grannisly and choirs. I'm stupid, what's a potato bar? Cardiff's establishment? Mugia Magiopines? Mean Doug episodes are always great, a tear co-host.
Starting point is 01:51:25 Jiz Rad. At first I wasn't on the Zoom-Akwagon, but as time has gone on, he's proven himself a valuable heel. Also, Stutgio fighting with a legless guy whose voice sounds like what I think biscuits and gravy would sound like if it could talk was priceless. Also, Carl Scher knows a lot about how to be cool in high school. Thought kicker shares? Deeply unprincipled is probably right about Chad. He says the Chad can have a redemption and
Starting point is 01:51:50 come back laughing with us. But he's stand 1982 has his doubts. Nah, he's not funny in any single way. Baby butters concurse. The guy is delusional. I don't see this happening. An in response to our latest bonus episode, Chad Zumaq is cool. Fix it for our three quotes, the Z-man. I'm only talking about how cool I was in high school because I'm not lame enough to think I'm cool now. Interesting angle to take. I look forward to seeing how that plays out for him.
Starting point is 01:52:22 Weiner's notes. Chad is a literal R slur. Holy fucking shit. Him telling about those text messages with Frank R. M. Bersin. And from YouTube, JD Slim writes, I can't today. After the sweet Caroline Chad pointing to the crowd and only his mom responding, I just can't cringe that hard today. The silent revolution, Chad Zumak is to stand up comedy.
Starting point is 01:52:46 What's stuttering John is to sobriety. Guinness LV. Let's not forget. He was popular in high school. That is a badge to these kind of guys. Chris Bueller. I'm not just exaggerating for a fact. Chad is as bad as Stutt Joe at stand up.
Starting point is 01:53:01 John doesn't even bother writing jokes. Chad actually worked on the set and this is what he came up with. I literally got douche chills listening to this. And Meester Smith plays us out with. He knows he's not funny. You know he's not funny. He knows that you know he's not funny, but he's angry about it. So he tells his jokes sounding mad at you for knowing that you know that he knows that you know that he just isn't funny. Sergio from Providence called into the show. Hey, it's Sergio from Providence. I just got a message for rattling Jack because I know he's probably listening even though he doesn't care.
Starting point is 01:53:40 They'll get used to the attention button. The only reason you get in the foot fight right now is because patty seeke up some stuttering John taking time off you like a fucking third string quarterback bud you don't even dress up most weeks you like the Nathan Peter middle all cows so don't get a big head yeah it's very good for it Nathan Peter that's a deep poll all right Nate from Flint calling into the show hey Carl Nate from Flint, calling into the show. Hey, Carl, Nate from Flint, Michigan. And it's time I get bronchitis. Can I like be your co-host? You know, he's he and his Irish broke are usually a refreshing and pleasant break from your cackling, but not this time, bro.
Starting point is 01:54:22 Yeah, I was messing with Hughsy that day. He never brought it up and he was feeling wild. He probably shouldn't do a show with me that night. I thought it brought a nice element of suspense into the show. Like is he gonna fucking survive? Jesus. That was not good. Ugh.
Starting point is 01:54:40 And who wants to have fucking Broncitis? Ain't nobody got time for that. I got Broncitis. Ain't nobody got time for that I'm gonna get in there for the day. Hey, I'm gonna get in there for the day. Hey, I'm gonna get in there for the day. Hey, I'm gonna get in there for the day. Hey, I'm gonna get in there for the day. Hey, I'm gonna get in there for the day. Hey, I'm gonna get in there for the day. Hey, I'm gonna get in there for the day. Hey, I'm gonna get in there for the day. Hey, I'm gonna get in there for the day.
Starting point is 01:55:10 Hey, I'm gonna get in there for the day. Hey, I'm gonna get in there for the day. Hey, I'm gonna get in there for the day. Hey, I'm gonna get in there for the day. Hey, I'm gonna get in there for the day. Hey, I'm gonna get in there for the day. Hey, I'm gonna get in there for the day. Hey, I'm gonna get in there for the day.
Starting point is 01:55:18 Hey, I'm gonna get in there for the day. Hey, I'm gonna get in there for the day. Hey, I'm gonna get in there for the day. Hey, I'm gonna get in there for the day. Hey, I'm gonna get in there for the day. Hey, I'm gonna get in there for the day. Hey, I'm gonna get in there for the day. Hey, I'm gonna get in there for the day. Hey, I'm gonna get in there for the day. Hey, I'm gonna get in there for the day. Hey, I'm gonna bought weekend passes for the shows coming up from we're third and fourth Stutter slam 23
Starting point is 01:55:30 Hey Carl got two of those weekly passes of Davicon, but I need a refund dude. I have really seen a bonus up throwlight I thought you were all cool. I think I'm gonna fucking throw up I think I'm gonna fucking throw it. All right. Chad's convincing some people that were not cool. Oh, it's gonna hit me in the pocket book. That's not good. People say that still. Pocket book.
Starting point is 01:55:55 Hit me in the pocket book. Perse. Yeah, the coin purse. All right, we got a collar from Buffalo, calling it. Carl, to T Squally from Buffalo. Last week, you said the bills were probably going to lose both games on Thanksgiving week. Well, guess what?
Starting point is 01:56:11 They won both. You Rochester, Ferrer, Weather, Fuck. Love you. Love the show. Call me back. Ferrer, Weather, Fuck! No one screamed at the TV more than I was. It almost those games.
Starting point is 01:56:23 You kidding me? I ruined Thanksgiving. Because of that game. I got about the seaword. Eight times in a row. But Von Miller went down. I'm daring, sir. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:56:33 People fucking bust my balls about sports. I don't know. I got to stop bringing it up. Hey, Carl, Uncle Baby Billy here. He said that you need a Germany to win to advance. Well, guess what? They did win. And they didn't advance. You said that you need a Germany to win to advance. Well guess what? They did win. And they didn't advance you fucking idiot. Fuck you. Well, not for nothing, but Japan's being spayed now. What fucking plan is this? How's that possible? And if anyone
Starting point is 01:56:57 saw that game, that ball was over the touch line of the second goal. That was not a fucking god another paco call uh... now bro paco keep calling brother that's the whole area gary from sandy a go uh... i have some notes gary's one of my favorite collars uh... paco is like one of these guys that when I have some notes. All right. Gary's one of my favorite collars. Paco is like one of these guys that when he feels like Colin, he'll call 30 times in one day.
Starting point is 01:57:52 You know, hear from him for weeks. If he would space these out, Mark, he'd get all of his collazons, but we love Paco. Surprise. It's like not just one long call. Well, the voicemail cuts him off, right? No, he gets hung up on and then calls back. The voicemail limits three minutes. If I see one of three minutes, I won't listen to it.
Starting point is 01:58:08 Don't do that. But no, he cuts him off if he doesn't his shout out. He knows that. So he keeps calling. Maybe just do things up something else he wants to talk about. Calls right back again. All right, I didn't think it was controversial to say you don't have to wash your hands with soap and water after you pee pee but apparently a very controversial take.
Starting point is 01:58:28 Hey Carl, hey man I didn't realize you had to make pussy, monkey, listen to this show. I thought there were maybe, you know, other motherfuckers. All you fuckbases were worried about maybe a German too long. Somebody's hands and you shake it. Hey man, go get another fucking booster. All right? Because you are a booster. All right. By the way, our official stance for YouTube is that the boosters are great and everyone should get them, even before you're supposed to, and as many as you possibly
Starting point is 01:58:58 can, use a fake ID, because many boosters, he possibly can't, to stay safe. ID. There's many boosters. He might look at it to stay safe. Hey, Carl, you know, people say a lot of shit about you, but that thing you did for the make a wish, co-hosts, and with that kid died a lung cancer. You're a real stand-up guy, man. Beat down. I think the Husey is still alive. I don't think he was dying of one cancer, but thank you for that. I appreciate it What's this next one? Oh, yeah? Hey, Carl, I'll thank you, Sandy again So all this all not washing your hands me go P.E. thing, you know It's got to be kind of concerned because you know like at first it didn't care because you know like who cares
Starting point is 01:59:42 But now I'm learning that everybody else doesn't want their hands So now I know enough the only one and apparently it's really gross and it but but but but here's the here's the gigger Here's the gigger I go wash my head, but then I don't put a door But what about all the other people who didn't wash my head so I got a paper towel But what about what did they know actually what did they wipe their hands all over the clean paper towel How it's done is really a hard time He's the correct level of upset about that I Understand if your triple vaccinated you don't need to wash your hands. Is that how I works? Yeah. All right. I should probably wash my hands up
Starting point is 02:00:27 Hollywood hamburger I'm gonna star my man You got to get out here to the left coast. You got celebrity friends now. Sports Deluxe out on the left coast You got Komiya You got Levy you got Chrissy You got Dabblecon coming up. You got to get rid of the local, yokeal friends. You've all grown them.
Starting point is 02:00:49 They're done. Carp kick, now. You're rid of them. You could probably actually keep producer Chris around because he's funnier than you. So people think you're funny. I was like, oh, it's funny, but it's really producer Chris. And then otherwise, we'll keep crow's, that crow's way cooler than you so people think you're cool. And then now that I think of it, I don't know if you've looked in the mirror
Starting point is 02:01:19 lately, but you probably gonna want to keep any tingles around. So don't kick her to the curb. You can definitely get rid of Vinny. Yep. And yeah, get rid of it. She's whatever, she's kind of funny, but she's no Chrissy, she's not Anthony's chick. So that's my advice.
Starting point is 02:01:47 Double-con. All right. Trucker Andy, don't mention it. Yeah, I slipped it to correct. I don't think we're fucking, I'm out of here. Yeah, you're out of here. He said kick you to the curb, I think he meant curb stop. That's what we're gonna do.
Starting point is 02:02:00 All right, let's see. Hannah just got home. Let's see if we can get her on to read a review or two real quick. Hi, Hannah, welcome to the show. Hey, let's see. Hannah just got home. Let's see if we can get around to read a review or two real quick. Hi, Hannah, welcome to the show. Hey, how's it going? It's going well. So this morning, because my buddy Aaron over at SteelTell, he, I'm gonna text thread with him and Gina Biscanti, and anytime the Chad starts live streaming,
Starting point is 02:02:19 I get a note about it. So Chad was live streaming this morning at 10 AM from his hotel bed. He's still laying in bed, he whips his phone out, he starts livestreaming. There's nine people watching, including myself. One of them was my sister-in-law. The other eight are all people I've seen in our livestreams. So it's just people just goofing on him. And he gets up and say, well, this is boring. Like, you're boring, Jim. You're the one who is boring. I'm bored with boring everyone. Hannah welcome to the show. Hey Hannah, so I was'm Mani Busquets.
Starting point is 02:03:05 Just wanted to melt you to the... All right, so we got to talk about this because Hannah, you said you were a horse girl. For some reason, I don't know why, but our review girls are all associated with different farm animals. I don't know if that has to be the case going forward because we're going to run out of them eventually. But, um, but you're telling me that there's just aren't any sexy horse bikinis out there. Is that the problem or outfits? So yeah there's not there's I found one
Starting point is 02:03:31 that had horse print on it but that's it um so I would like to change to a pig because there are a lot of options there. Oh god. I want to eat. Everyone loves a sexy pig. I thought Kyle was a bad move, but apparently there's works options where a horse nascar. Like Casey. They have underwear, but it's full-sized underwear and it's just horses making weird faces. Well, don't you have scissors? I don't understand what the problem is here. All right. Well, Hannah, I'm gonna, I don't micromanage as you know. So I'm gonna let you be you and you figure out
Starting point is 02:04:13 what your new idea of these gonna be. You're a new free costume. We were, yeah, we were suggesting, whatever your persona is gonna be, we were suggesting it doesn't have to be a farm animal. It could be, well, I wouldn't tell you, we were suggesting it. Yeah. It was a back later.
Starting point is 02:04:25 But anyway, well, I'm glad that you're working on this project, a very important project for our Patreon. Yeah, there's just so many more options if you go pig. Okay, good, awesome, go pig, go pig or go home. And then Hannah, you confirmed for February 4th, the Saturday of Dabblecon? Will you be at Dabblecon? We haven't confirmed yet.
Starting point is 02:04:52 Okay. I were going to try, but we're just not sure. Okay, I don't like this wee business. I don't like that. Something you could do. Something something you could possibly accomplish. I'm not gonna be there by myself in Boston, so it's it's just a matter of getting from there to Rochester.
Starting point is 02:05:09 All right. Sounds good. Do we have any new reviews that you can read for us? Let me see. Sorry, I look so ugly today and I have to put on my glare glasses. You look fantastic. Fishing for compliments, please. Let's see.
Starting point is 02:05:24 All right. fishing for compliments please. Let's see. All right, I think I believe this one is new. Stop me if it's already been read. Could you read it like a potato please? Or a pig. That's good. All right, this is what's that Alex Stein by Yalanda? This is either, okay. I'm primetime 99% sure that Alex trolled you
Starting point is 02:05:53 in a recent episode. The voicemail sounded just like him and you had no retort other than to agree with that caller's assessment, which leads even more credence to that caller being prim time 99. What's your email address so I don't have to contact you via the Apple comment section?
Starting point is 02:06:11 Is Alex Stein, Gary from San Diego? Oh, can you imagine? I don't think Alex's side is taking the time to call it our voice mail, but maybe our email is whtpshowatgmail.com if that's a legit question. I don't know, but how many stars is it, Carl? Oh, I'm gonna say that's a five star review. Three and a half.
Starting point is 02:06:32 It's it's five. It is five, all right. Cardiff, hey, what's up buddy? We played, we played your new theme song. It's pretty rockin'. Good job on that. All right, any other reviews, Hannah? Nothing I see that I can, I'm positive.
Starting point is 02:06:49 What the fuck? We sat here and waited extra 20 minutes. Sorry. It's all your fault. It's not a very mess of a week. I'm sorry. It's all good. Terrible at my job.
Starting point is 02:07:01 It's not like we do this every Saturday or two or anything like that. It's not like I tried to make it to the New See for... Surprise. People are working there, it's casual. All right, well, it's lovely to see you. Thanks for having me with us. Thank you. All right, and I got to pull the plug on this thing.
Starting point is 02:07:20 But we'll get you out again very soon. Cardiff is blowing up. Yeah. He's on everyone's show, everyone's doing his show now. He used to be just like, you know, a mom swipes left kind of guy, but now he's a fucking one of the most popular potatoes on the internet.
Starting point is 02:07:36 He's a celebrity spot. Yeah. Yeah. Pretty impressive. All right. Hi everybody. Hard to do the show call. Okay. Okay. So the green episode the show cause that's the case. Okay, so the right episode.
Starting point is 02:07:47 The episodes? Oh my! That was a great episode. That was really great. I got a go. Good bye. Good bye. This is it. It's over. Okay, goodbye.
Starting point is 02:08:02 Hey, bye. Goodbye. Hey, bye. Goodbye. Okay? Goodbye. Hey, bye. Goodbye. Hey, bye. Goodbye.

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