Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep366 - Club Random with Bill Maher
Episode Date: December 4, 2022Bill Maher has been interviewing people and hosting talk shows on television for decades. If there's one guy who you'd think wouldn't care about having a podcast or YouTube show, you'd think it would ...be him. Turns out he needed an excuse to hang out with celebrities while drinking and smoking at his house. Both Trucker Andy and Cros join the show as we try to figure out what is Bill and his guest talking about? Also, Opie thinks Wease is better than Joe Rogan, Anthony Cumia and Kevin Brennan try to figure out if Chad Zumock is funny, Chad song parodies keep coming, Ye's takes are too spicy for both Alex Jones and Nick Fuentes, and Patty C Cups watches YouTube videos. Tickets for DabbleCon – http://watplive.com/ Check out Magic Mind - https://magicmind.co/watp use promo code WATP20 Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Yeah, Joe Rogan's number one,
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Yeah.
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You're the raging content in the scenario.
Not me.
The podcast you causing one of that's all.
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I guess it's my point.
Right, he's a guy that brushes his teeth
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will be reviewing a show called Club Random.
Now, this is a show that's hosted by Bill Mar.
You might know Bill Mar from such things as a television.
And now he's doing his own podcast.
And there's no agenda on this show. He just has a guest on and they chew the shit.
Oh, that they do. Nothing's off limit. Nothing is off limits at club random. And I'm gonna start off
because I checked out a couple episodes. One of them was with Chevy Chase. Now Chevy Chase is known to be an asshole.
It's kind of like his thing, you know. I'm a big Chevy Chase fan. to be an asshole. It's kind of like his thing.
You know, I'm a big Chevy Chase fan.
I like his moves.
So Bill Mar and Chevy Chase are gonna try
and out asshole each other.
Well, that's the funny part about this is it's the
boomeristy boomer show.
Yeah.
Anyone is ever seen.
And Chevy at this point is out of it.
I mean, he's close to 80 years old.
So, you know, he's still doing it. I wouldn't be in front of a camera at this point is out of it. I mean, he's close to 80 years old. So, you know, he's still doing it.
I wouldn't be in front of a camera
at this age personally, but he's still doing it.
By the way, I saw that movie you did with Bert Reynolds.
Like, what?
Oh, what the hell was that?
It was called, like, The Last Movie Star.
The Last Last? No, star. The last last?
No, no.
The last movie star, Bert Reynolds.
Bert Reynolds, yeah.
It was recent.
He just before he died, he was basically playing a version of himself, he was his best friend.
He was actually dying during it.
Really?
Well, it's a sad thing to say.
It's sad.
Yes. So Chevy doesn't know what he's talking about.
Chevy was in a movie with Bert Reynolds in 2017.
Yeah.
Chevy's like the co-star of this movie.
And he's like, I don't know what that is.
And I think I see Bert Reynolds standing behind you, Bill.
He's beckoning me in a line.
I don't have any idea what I was about him.
You never saw that.
I never saw it.
Okay, can I tell you?
You should see it.
It's really good.
So, Jimmy has no idea what that movie is about.
He's never seen it.
He was in it, but he doesn't even know about it.
I want to see this.
So now Bill Mars can explain the plot.
I was trying to convince him to go see his own movie or something.
But I'm going to get this out if it kills me because I really think you'd enjoyed this movie.
So your Bert Reynolds best friend, this was only a few years ago.
It's funny.
It's funny, it's touching.
And especially since Bert really did die right afterwards,
which is what the Hollywood would be called a great ending.
It's quite meaningful.
Hi.
Yeah.
So Bert is, again, he's this old guy.
And you are, without you, there's no movie,
because you convince him to go to, I think,
it's Memphis where they're having a film festival.
What is going on right now?
Shouldn't Chevy be explaining this to Bill
to promote his movie?
Yeah.
So they need a little bit of direction on this show
because these conversations tend to fall
into weird directions.
Grandpa Simpson direction.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's what I was picking up on.
That was the I Checked out.
The whole thing has a 2 a.m. end of the night, edge of the bar.
You remember that thing from the other day and then they fall over.
Yeah, there's no direction to any of this.
Yeah, where did you pick up on, Crosh?
Well, and here's the thing I actually, I kind of like Bill Mar.
I do too.
I mean, he's, you know, his comedy going back to 80s.
He's been doing panel discussions on television for 30 plus years.
Yes.
I used to long for politically cracked
or politically cracked back.
It was cutting edge back,
people didn't do that sort of thing.
It's weird to think about now,
but in the day before the internet,
he would have people with different points of view
and then they would talk and make jokes about current events.
Yeah.
But it was actually like watchable.
It sounds kind of boring, it's rigging up,
but like, I don't know, man,
I kind of like the guy, it's how I like watchable. It sounds kind of boring to bring it up, but like, I don't know, man, I kind of like the
guy until I started watching this.
Yeah.
Because he does, he knows how to hold a conversation and that he won't talk over anyone,
but that's kind of end of the list for this.
There's no reason to go.
I watched the episode where he had Kid Rock on.
Okay.
And I'm like, oh, I mean, you know, Kid Rock's a spicy guy and they have differing views,
maybe they'll mix it up a little bit.
Here's where the conversation begins,
my number one, with Bill not being able to remember shit.
Here we go, it was either that night or night after.
Late nineties have to be late nineties.
Late nineties?
Yeah, it was your first time.
My first successful, well, 1989,
but my first successful,
I'm one of them talking about was 1998,
double without a cause.
Oh, I have that.
It was right around that time.
Who was either that night or night after?
We ended up going to see Bill Clinton.
We had dinner with Gregory Peck.
What else to my limo?
We smoked a joint.
Who's we?
Me and you.
It's donor.
Really?
Yeah.
We did.
What else to my limo?
Wait, it's smoked a joint.
That's how he's gotten.
So, so far, let me just recap what we've covered so far.
Chubby did a rumor, started in a movie and Bill Martin remember meeting with Bill Clinton
with Kid Rock.
The president and Oscar winner and Kid Rock called the block into a bar.
Yeah, yeah.
It's pretty impressive.
And I tried to block out the memory.
Yeah, obviously. I's pretty impressive. And I tried to block out the memory.
Yeah, obviously.
I'd rather not remember that.
All right, so I also checked out Gene Simmons.
Now, Gene Simmons, unlike the other people on the show,
notoriously, is always sober.
He's never drank, he's never done any drugs.
That's kind of his thing.
So, I mean, obviously, Bill's very high in this.
Oh my God, is he?
Yeah, he gets very high in these.
But it starts off with Gene's getting older too. Yeah. very high in this. Oh my God, is he? Yeah, he gets very high in these.
But it starts off with Gene, Gene's getting older too.
Yeah.
He's a little bit out of it.
The part of the country that's crazy on the left is apoplectic that you think that
there might be a slight more chance that a woman, that a man would give birth.
Seriously? or chance that a woman, that a man would give birth. Seriously.
Well, I mean, I'm sure some mad scientists, some place,
can open up a cavity or thing and stick a child in there.
But we're not.
No, it's not that it's that people transition
so that someone who was born a woman is now, quote, unquote,
a man, a man.
I mean, if you want to identify that makes you feel better
and it blows your dress up, the new dress you just bought when you came over.
And the interest of full disclosure, you're a worthy fact because our fans were on the
gamut.
All right.
So Gene Simmons didn't understand how a man can be pregnant.
He thought it was like some man scientist thing.
I think he's that out of it.
He doesn't understand that that's cutting open a man, a psychological man and jamming a
bit alive.
Okay. Well, that guy's pregnant. jamming a life baby into his stomach.
Okay, well, that guy's pregnant, I got it, but other than that.
So then, as Bill Marx explains, who will know, you know, these people are not binary,
or they change their gender.
So then, Gene Simmons has to do some damage control now.
From far left, far right, middle, conservatives, liberals, and there are two different sides
to the same coin. Right. And there are many different kinds of Americans, and there are two different sides to the same coin,
and there are many different kinds of Americans, and I fully support all of it.
So for the record, I fully support anybody who wants to identify themselves as anything.
You want to make sure you're happy, and then you die.
That's all there is.
But great Senator Pussy, you have my votes
Abortions for some many American flags for others
His whole thing is just like look if you're the kiss army. We're cool
I don't care if you have boobs and penis. All your money spends the same. Yeah kiss that kind of no vaccine mandates in the kiss army
About that Andy, what did you check out, buddy?
Well, obviously scrolling through and you see somebody who's not a washed up husband and that's bird christian. Oh, okay, not yet.
He fucking can't ever keep up with any single conversation of
what's going on. Bill is talking about how at the age of 66, he
maybe doesn't party as much as he used to in clip one here
You know, it's like you just can't have everything in life and you can't be 66 and drink a lot
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So you smoke what cigarette no a fucking brisk it bird. What do you think I?
I was smoking crack for
Just fucking try and keep up but in like
This is they really get into all the hot talk that you wanna hear about, and that's old guys jacking it.
And I'm like a clip too.
Okay, wait.
I thought I'd be done by now.
Like when I was a kid, I was like,
it'll be out of my system when I'm turning 50, right?
It was decades when I couldn't sleep before I came.
Yeah, usually jerking off sometimes,
because that's both
Couldn't get out of bed certainly in my 20s. I
seem to remember always waking up jerking off going back to sleep
This is the life of a comedian. Yeah, and then waking up for good, but like oh, I'm up. I could jerk off
That now back to sleep
Next week's sleep
Please tell me more about your
what I think of we need it.
Yeah, I want to think about Bill
Martin jerking off for sure.
I just I'm just wondering
does he prepare?
Yeah.
And just to cap this segment up
or this portion of it up, of course,
Bert can't not rip off a better
comedian.
He's already been doing it. We you some do it live. Clip three. Of course, Bert can't not rip off a better comedian.
He's already been doing it.
You some do it live, clip three.
Do you remember, like, do you ever get caught?
No.
Codge.
Like walked in on, no.
Was David Telle-Jug, my mom walked in on me.
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He's got me.
He's got me.
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I'd go and I'd watch that.
I'd check that out.
Like, okay, David Tell jokes, my bird christian, I mean.
Let's see what that's about.
We got into some music criticism.
I thought this was good.
My number two, he offers Kid Rocket good compliment.
Like your last record is fantastic.
Thank you.
And you really know how to like make a record.
All right, hold on a second. The last record is at the one with the, let's go
Brandon song. Yeah, they actually talk about that. And he say that's terrific.
It's so back. I couldn't, I couldn't grab it because it's such a
mangle conversation. But he at one point he goes,
yes, my music brings people together.
And the reason I make music is to unite America
into one people on the right.
No, just, just, just all the people on the right.
He means, also, let's go brand it.
Yeah, that's awesome.
Sometimes the people on the right, they're like,
a little more further right and that not so further right.
But they all get united on to the right, they're like a little more further right and that not so further right, but they all get united on to the right.
Yeah.
If you want a good seat at a Kid Rock Show, sit on the left.
Yeah.
You'll feel the seat of the stage very easily.
Hang on the ladies room, lots of space.
And the number three, they start getting into the lyrics and I just think that's, this
is funny.
Whenever you start reading someone their own lyrics or their face, it's always good. And the day that song is funny, the low life one about same songwriter with me, by the
way, same guy, John Eddie that wrote those with me.
Is that the one we are like the landlord came for the rent?
Yeah, the rent is do us better than all the kids tattoo.
That takes choppers out to breakfast.
You can add that to my checklist.
I'm a low life. You're right. And there's something in a fucking
your wife. I'm going out with your wife. It's like anyone who doesn't laugh at that is an asshole.
Call me an asshole. I'll give Bill credit because he's very much part of the Democratic party.
He's very left.
I mean, he's been libertarian through his career and things like that.
But on this show, he does try to find common ground with everyone.
And actually, the conversation he was having with Gene Simmons, because I was already for
Gene to come in there and start promoting Kiss Gear and talking about the website, because
notoriously, Gene Simmons, when you heard him on the Howard Sterns you won't answer a question.
Yeah.
He's just in constant promotion mode.
I'd be disappointed if he didn't promote anything.
Well, I was surprised because he actually was interesting and they had a decent conversation
for a little while.
Talking about you, Huffner, who...
I know that even though we had a lot of fun, really changed what the Germans called site
guys.
Yeah. And no kidding. And saying he croaked, it doesn't alter my opinion that agrees with that.
He creed died.
So what?
He passed.
I'm for fuck sake.
These are semantics, but I'm not anti-Somantic, okay?
Oh God.
Come on.
I got a chuckle out of that one.
He was upset because Bill bars and he had croaked and he's like, I shouldn't say that.
It's very disrespectful.
All right, so.
This is respectful for that guy.
Yeah.
They fight some common ground here
because both of these guys have two things in common.
They both love fucking and they love learning.
But I think we're the same in that,
like we like the two, premium stimulators in
life, which is sex and intellectual stimulation.
I was just about to say it's this and the shmackle.
That's all there is.
I'm sorry.
I just found, Jeet Simmons actually kind of interesting and compelling.
They're talking about Larry Flint.
Now Larry Flint in 1978 was gunned down and was in a wheelchair the rest of his life and his penis didn't work anymore,
which is a bummer for a horn dog like Larry Flint, but it didn't stop. It didn't stop him.
I'm just saying he was like at the bachelor party. Okay, I guess I could say this because he wasn't
married yet. It was the bachelor party. Although I not sure if any wife would want to know this.
But I do remember this, there was a table.
It was like a lazy Susan table, but lazy Susan table.
And there were, I think, eight women.
And they were there with like, you know,
ready to be orally serviced around the table.
So he serviced that, but he didn't get the pleasure.
He was pleasuring them.
I'm just saying, if I couldn't feel my dick,
I think I'd take up another hobby,
like bowling or something.
Yeah.
It's a lot like your back.
Yeah.
I don't think about it.
Cut that part out.
I'm not asking about it. Cut that part out.
This though, Gene does get upset when he thinks he hears something come out of Bill's
mouth that not what he's at.
Oh, you're torturing me.
I know you know because you're Mr. Sober.
Mr. Celebent?
Mr. Sober.
Sober, yes.
Certainly not Mr. Celebent.
He took a fesson and I was like, what?
I think I'm fucking right now.
Are you kidding me?
I'm dare you saying that.
I got a lazy Susan full of women back.
I got my shmackle out.
Shmackle.
I have one more clip from this episode and it's actually during an ad read for Signal Wire.
And I realized that this is the ad copy, but Bill Marsh and just say, guys, I'm not reading this.
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Ooh, wow.
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Oh, that's a good joke.
I don't even get the joke.
I don't think it's funny.
Thank you.
You know all those kids with their chicken and their tockin?
I know, and even make phone calls anymore.
Why is he allowing that to happen on his show?
I know he's not writing that copy, but couldn't he tell them, guys, that this is not?
Yeah, it's super, super and it's paying for the show
I don't know how well you can see it on the screen, but he's basically Chinese here his eyes are just
He's in a different time zone. I'll lay off the Asian
He's having a good time. Sorry chief. I'm good. He's doing all right. What else happened with the bird christian?
Okay, this this is pretty funny where ak-Kreischer starts telling his origin story
and clip four.
Okay.
Actually, where did you apply your trade
when you started?
Where did you hone your craft?
Where were you bad?
New York.
A star.
Oh, New York.
Yeah, I did stand up.
I was written up in Rolling Stone magazine
as the number one party animal in the country when I was in college
And I tried to stand up once in Tallahassee and then
And then I'm good. I gotta work tonight. I mean I brought I actually brought we to watch
Here's how good you are later. Where were you bad? Well New York and also here and also when I work later
Yeah, yeah, that is an interesting thing to say
Yeah, I bet when you started you were really an interesting thing to say. Yeah, I bet when you started,
you were really bad at stand-up.
Yeah, I still have.
You were believe this, but 30 years later,
yeah, that was what's happening.
Yeah, when you're gonna stop starting.
Say, say, say, say, say,
say, say, say, say, say,
and this is another one,
in clip five, I called this one,
Method Bird condescending bill.
Yeah, wow.
Take the light.
Oh, I'll see you do one.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're a conqueror. Why? Because you're thinking it'll get you too high to work.
When I get too high, define too high to work. I think in paragraph form, but I can't get it out.
Like I put a paragraph idea and I go, oh, this is so brilliant. And then I can't get the words
to get the paragraph out. Wow. Just thinking in paragraphs it always kind of impressive. Sometimes it's nice to work high
or drunk for me because I fuck up my act and then fucking up my act. I'm forced to write in the
moment and it gets it like it'll help me take a boring joke and make it better.
It sounds like the beginning of the Marieta or the More Show.
What was that?
You know.
Well, sometimes when I forget the notes that go on a song, I play different notes and then it's better because of that.
That's not how that works.
It doesn't get better.
Croached, did you forget that song? No, I was writing on it.
I'm thinking in paragraph form. Wow. I'm surprised you even know what the word paragraph means.
He's got it. He's got it. He's got it. He's talking about, oh really?
Wow, very impressive. Wow, Bert.
Your deep thoughts.
Well, the fact that Bert isn't funny because he can't get the words out makes sense to me.
So I was wondering what the reason why he wasn't funny,
it's because he doesn't know what words to say.
That would be funny.
Right.
Makes sense.
Anything else from this episode, Andy?
Sure, yeah.
Clip six, they start talking about
Bert's movie, at a suppose,
is coming out.
It's promoting the machine, right?
Right.
Oh boy.
The first day before shooting.
First day before shooting.
And Rogan's like, man, no one makes movies that go fucking hard.
Like go hard.
Like really, like if you're making a comedy,
it's gotta, you gotta take big swings.
And I fucking woke up in a panic.
And I was like, our first scene is a big swing.
And I was like, I fucking started texting the producers.
I was like, we need to rewrite it.
We need to make it better.
We need to, if we're gonna make a movie,
if you're gonna see a movie where your favorite comedian
is in it, you want him to punch you in the dick
that first scene, right?
And so we,
The whole thing.
Oh yeah, we wrote a lot of it,
but we wrote that first scene.
So is this out yet?
No, well, no.
Oh, so, it's about me and Russia,
and we're kind of waiting what for this, you crazy.
You have.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. He's funny to put the Russians in it, it's like, ah, this might not waiting what for this Ukraine. You have. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
He's funny to put the Russians in it's like,
this might not come out for a while.
People aren't really a terrible laughing about Russia right now.
Could have been for the second cold war to add.
Could be 40, 50 years, but I'll wait.
That's fine.
I got a Kanye collab.
I'm sitting on for a little bit.
Right.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
All right.
But he's just like, oh, Joe Rogan said we got to go, I guarantee you, he's like fully naked
in this scene.
I think he's talking about rewriting.
Of course.
Oh, so having no confidence in the script doesn't fill me with confidence that they rewrote
it now.
It's better.
Oh, yeah.
It's like when Anchorman 2 came out on DVD, Anchorman 2 was such a bad movie.
They had to promote it with now with more jokes.
He's wearing a hat.
Yeah.
That was the tagline. That's like, you stream, Acre Man 2.
We put jokes in this one.
Well, why did you put him in the first fucking diamond?
I'm not buying it.
Okay, this one is really going to piss you off, Carl.
Clip 7, they start trying to...
It's not gonna be Acre Man 2.
That ain't socks.
They try and remember a certain movie
and they certainly, they fuck it up.
remember a certain movie and they certainly they fuck it up. No.
Do you know that movie that who's just made you know who's the guy to stone to think of
his name but you know he made a movie about a guy who got financing and he was like
a nut.
Oh the escape artist?
Yes.
I know what you're talking about.
James Franco. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I know what you're sorry. James Franco. Yeah. James Franco. That James Franco movie, the escape
artist. Remember that? What are they talking about? The Zaster artists.
Zaster artists. Holy shit. I should know that. That's what I thought. I
probably the conversation. Oh, yeah. How can you possibly they don't know what
they're talking about? All right.
Yeah, you got anything. Crows, I have like one showstopper clip.
Do you have anything else you want to call her?
Who's calling a shot right there?
And he's like, oh, don't let me fucking ruin this segment.
Yeah.
You don't, you know what I followed?
You know, you don't want to follow this plan.
Um, we got into some big questions like my number five.
We talk about relationships with Kid Rock.
Oh, good.
A little candle last night for a Loretta Lynn.
Oh.
A dear friend who just passed.
We're wonderful.
Oh, Mary, a dear friend.
We got married.
And a mock wedding.
I thought that was Pam Anderson.
We got married four times.
Because I've always said, I think you will agree, get married as a blast.
I don't, have you ever been married? No.
Right.
Okay.
Getting married is a fucking ball.
I did.
It was so fun.
I did it four times.
South of France, Beverly Hills, Nash, being married sucks.
He's got a point there.
You know what I think I would say is that you just hit throw a party.
You know, I'd actually get married.
You know, he's those times. No one's like checking
the marriage certificate to make sure that's authentic. Well, why do they come here that?
Yeah. That's great. But she didn't even get half your money. Is it fun? Yeah. We also
talked about the big questions of religion, which was my number six. Boy.
By the way, I lit the candle last night.
My friend of say was Jewish, he says he's going to light one for his dad for Yom Kappur.
Oh, yeah.
I don't know shit about that, but I was like, right.
Sounds like a cool thing.
So I lit one cello prayer.
I felt good.
Well, maybe feel good.
Congratulations.
Make you feel good.
Welcome to Judaism, Bob.
It's like that. My number eight, Kid Rock is going on a long thing here, but he makes two opposing points I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,
I'm like,
I'm like,
I'm like,
I'm like,
I'm like,
I'm like,
I'm like,
I'm like,
I'm like,
I'm like,
I'm like,
I'm like,
I'm like,
I'm like,
I'm like,
I'm like,
I'm like,
I'm like,
I'm like,
I'm like,
I'm like, I'm like,
I'm like,
I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm dissolved to like, I don't like Elvis shaking his hips. You know, sometimes when I say shit, I'm like, am I the guy now?
Yes, but you're also correct.
Yes.
Exactly.
Yes.
Because seriously, I'm not the guy that's like, what the fuck
with these young people in this loud ass music?
I'm not Jesus.
Well, I have a good segue to that because it turns out
Chevy Chase is on TikTok.
Oh, that's good.
Now, the person who doesn't know that is Chevy Chase
What you do Tik Tok now, don't you? I don't know. Yes, I do. No, I do
You do it you may not follow it like maybe I do do it
Yes, you're definitely do do it. I was just waiting for it to be like, you were great and fletched.
What's a fletched?
What are you talking about?
Like, Jimmy has no idea anything that he's doing
in his life right now, or has done,
which makes for a very interesting conversation
between a dude who had a lot of fun.
He's surprised by everything.
Yeah, it's always a lot of fun.
I'm sorry, I cut you off, though, Crowder.
Where were you going next?
Yeah, well, my very last one from this show is
they address the same question that I had
except they don't get anywhere, neither did I.
Who the fuck is this for?
Bill Mar, he's been on TV for 30 years.
Yeah.
He actually has an internet show
that's after his HBO show, correct.
And they get tons of views.
He's already on YouTube.
He's already got all the money in the world.
Just the clips from real time,
get millions of views on YouTube.
And he could talk to any interesting person
he wanted to just through his day job.
You know what I mean?
Like, why the fuck is he doing this?
Okay, I'm working to get an answer, I hope.
Let's get an answer.
Let's see.
I've been sitting in these chairs
or any of these chairs in this room for 20 years doing
this.
I just recently made it a podcast, but this is, you know.
Does that suck having to like, you know, get celebrities people of...
No, but you know what's...
Because you got, like, a mic on the TV show.
Like, you show...
Would you and I, some of you, somebody I've been,
loves who have gotten to know and have a drink with.
Would we have ever done this
if there wasn't a business reason to do it?
That's how people like you are.
I'm a capitalist, I'm a witcher.
No, but we do things when there's like
that kind of reason to do it.
Otherwise, it would just be so weird.
Hey, Bob, it's a good deal.
I'll give you a, you got balls to do it because at this point, it's not about money.
Not at all.
Or I get it.
No.
Trust me.
I'm right there with it.
My jet has two metal fingers on the tail.
Right.
I get it.
I get it.
Yeah.
It's funny that you play that clip because the same conversation happened with Gene Simmons.
And what I'm realizing, what I'm piecing together now is that Bill Mar is a lonely guy.
Now, I know he has a lot of girlfriends
and he's constantly getting laid and getting chicks over,
but I don't think he actually has relationships
with other guys, who are his friends.
So what he's doing now is he's saying,
hey, I'm doing an internet show.
Can you come over and we'll talk?
Because otherwise, yeah, he's not having these conversations.
He's not hanging out with anyone at his place.
Interesting.
So he's buying friends.
Yeah.
Or that internet services, paying people to be his friend.
Yeah, something's going on.
Money.
All right, let me get back to what was going on with our friend Chevy Chase.
So apparently they're talking about a time when Chevy was on the, what show was he on, Tom Snyder. And they're recalling something
that he did on that show that was very funny.
He said, people say you're going to be the next carry grant. And I said, that's crazy.
There's nobody like Cherigan that will never be another carry-clang. Right. And I understand he was a homo.
Wow, that was back when that was a joke on TV. Just caught a lot of celebrity from being a homo and it gets big laughs. And they need me laugh. They gotta see it. So that segways into for some reason
Bill Marge just started talking about the Beatles.
And when I say out of nowhere, I mean out of nowhere.
And this legitimately is because Bill Marge
pretty stone on this.
This is legit the Chris Farley show.
At this point, I was trying to find the clip.
I think the exact same words were used
on the Chris Farley show.
No, remember when they said Paul McCartney was dead.
Do you remember that hoax?
I do.
Wasn't that amazing?
I was your boy.
I remember.
Do you have a memory drop by there?
I remember.
Remember ghost buster. I remember flying. So then jubbie jays eventually as this conversation goes on he goes wait why are we talking about the Beatles?
Well Ringo I mean it's what are we talking about the Beatles and why not?
I think we have no agenda here why what do you what do you have something you have to plug something what do you have a oh you do have a movie
Of the shirt Jesus farmers
Is that what that says Jesus farmers? Yeah, what does that mean? What the fuck knows?
I called that clip boomers got a boom
My parents the companies,
they're having with their friends at this point.
Because what I talked to my parents,
I have to stop them, Kasi, and say,
what are we talking about?
Why did you bring that up?
And then this is the new low of this whole thing
because he does, Jevvy, I guess,
is filming a new movie, but he would not want that.
That's right.
is filming a new movie, but he would not want that. That's right.
But, um, when we, oh, you don't get the movie
with that accurate coming up?
Oh, yeah, we just shot and Canada.
Just shot it.
Yeah, just, I mean, literally we could go out there.
Don't you remember that accurate?
Who?
What?
Oh, yeah, last week, that's right.
Now, I remember holy shit.
Remember what I had for breakfast.
I can't believe that they have deadacred
and Chevy Chase making a movie in 2022.
What the fuck is that going to be?
Can't be good.
All right Andy, you teased us.
Yeah, with the showstopper.
Okay.
Are you ready to watch Bill Margett really uncomfortable?
Out of all the people that we've talked about today,
you got Chevy Chase,
Gede Simmons, Kid Rock,
who would be the most racist thing
that would make Bill Marve kind of like take a step back
and be like, what the fuck is happening?
Is it yay?
Bert Kruscher.
Oh, Bert Kruscher.
Okay, let's watch Bert Kruscher try and cancel himself
and clip eight. I went and saw Rock your picture when I was a kid. Oh, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, had neighborhood movie theater so it was all it was like fifty black kids sitting on front so when the guys came up front to start acting right the
black kids just started heckling the rocky horror picture show actor actors
but we're not saying we're black kids is necessarily a bad place right let's
let's get you know let's not cancel yeah but it was where we were
we were saying it was a rough neighborhood yeah yeah yeah it was a rough
neighborhood whatever whatever I don't know how to talk anymore. I just say the thing that's real.
Okay.
You're the fucking reason for that.
I've been fairly used for years for too long.
You said shit.
Thank you.
That I go, that I go that everyone.
I appreciate that. I appreciate you lumping me in here.
Fuckin racist shit. That reminds you of when Joe Rogan was talking about going to see
Planet of the Apes, the leaders of the band, they were like, we got out of the
car and I thought I was in the planet. He's number one on Spotify and Roseann is
canceled. Oh my god. He is number one and
Since you we brought that up I have a quick Opie thing that I want to play for you because Opie is such a retard
He puts out these little one-off videos as you know to promote his show
And by the way his strategy is working. I don't know if he's getting the audience he wants
But these videos are getting more and more views really yeah, they're in the hundreds now
He's having hundreds of views on videos.
Spenentially higher than where he used to be.
Correct.
And if Chad Zuma could see those numbers,
he'd fucking lose his mind.
That's, I mean, they're very big for people like that.
But this is just so retarded.
Brother Wee's, Ron Bennington, Howard Stern.
These guys are better than Joe Rogan
all right so that's a little teaser clip all right he just said wow brother wee's
is better than Joe Rogan let's hear the explanation on this one what you
going to Rogan's podcast now at this point season what you do Rogan's podcast
the answer is always yes.
Unless you're Patrick Michael,
unless you're that stupid.
The answer is always yes.
Aren't you trying to build up channel right now, OP?
He pushes wife in front of a moving car
to get the Joe Rogan's podcast.
I'm pushing wife in front of a moving car.
I can't get Joe Rogan's podcast.
It'd be fucking huge.
Season, say that because I'm not even being invited, but I don't really
You know, I was thinking about this this morning. I know Joe Rogan
He's not even the best at
Podcasting or radio, but he's the biggest
He's the biggest and before you start yapping
He's good obviously, but he's good, obviously.
But he's camera.
I know a ton of guys that are better.
So he's doing a two shoot from the same angle.
Yeah.
I know.
Really help the other camera to the side or something.
Yeah.
This one slightly above the other one.
Yeah.
Brad Pitt.
Brotherly.
Up there Rochester.
All right.
And so I'm going to make a comment right now.
So OP does not listen to the Joe Rogan podcast.
OP's head Joe Rogan on a show, back when it was OP and Anthony,
but that's not the same thing that Joe Rogan's doing now.
And OP can't wrap his head around the fact that Joe Rogan's got
a lot better at broadcasting since that time.
Right.
I was actually just listening to Rogan show he had Neil deGress Tyson on.
And it's amazing.
Joe Rogan is a wealth of knowledge.
And you can see what you want about him.
Obviously he has his flaws.
But Neil deGress Tyson will just ask him, like, what do you know about reindeer?
And Joe Rogan's like boom, boom, boom, boom, he knew all these facts about fucking reindeer.
He just knows shit.
He's a hunter and stuff.
So, but Brother Weez doesn't know anything.
I was gonna say, Brother Weez is so, he's,
and in a minute, he's like, I'm a bride,
I do a lot of drugs, I don't know what's going on.
I'm out of it.
And also, Opie is not listening to Brother Weez either.
And proud of me.
He's not investing time into paying attention
to what Brother Weez is doing.
But that's what annoys me about this, this Opie hot take
is that it's so ill informed
Yeah, he has no idea what he's talking about brother. We couldn't hold a conversation for three hours with anyone
Joe Rogan is a three times a week with very random people a very very different types of people
I just thought that OP is doing this and calling out people's broadcast. I know that's what so insane about this
He's putting this out. Name and show better than Joe Rogan's the name of this video.
And he says Howard Stern, Ron Bennington and Brother Weez.
We could make an argument for Howard Stern and Ron Bennington.
Yeah.
Brother Weez, what are you talking about?
And I would go with Ron Bennington, as much as I hate his guts, I would go with Howard Stern.
These guys are better than Joe Rogan.
How?
But you can't argue the fact that he's the biggest at it.
See, this is the thing about Opie, his hot takes.
He doesn't give any explanation.
He just makes these statements.
You're like, why do you think that?
Never, ever wants.
Stern is certainly not better than Rogan now.
Oh my God, it's...
Howard Stern is unlistenable at this now. Oh my God, it's, how are you supposed to un-listenable
at this point?
We sucks, Stern sucks.
That's simple math.
Who's the biggest radio and podcasting right now?
It's right there.
Right there in the stats, you can't,
who's the most embarrassing?
It's right there.
That's right there.
You're looking at it.
That's black and white.
But when it comes to people that have done this
their entire lives like myself,
he's not even close to the best at it.
Oh, oh, oh, we've been doing this.
So it was 18.
So you are, I see.
Yeah, so obviously he's the one who's the best at it.
All right, Alvie, if you say so.
By the way, we went to Seal Panther last night
Andy Chris and myself.
And they're introducing their new bass player, Spiderman.
And they go, yeah, the reason why it's in the band,
we live next door to us in Kenoga Park.
Yeah.
That was like a punchline in LA of like a loser place
for a loser to come from, with Kenoga Park.
Like a little, and we laughed our asses off.
Yeah.
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Oh, this is a fun little clip from Adam Thoreau.
It's not really a cringe of the week per se,
but he says this is easily the greatest
topic time intro ever. Wow! Get down, Erison Young.
Jesus, he's got soul, man.
I don't think he'll be able to embarrass himself.
No, not at all.
Wow. Wow.
Also, I want to point out these guests down there, pretty poison. It's spelled two different ways in the URL and her name.
One of those is where I got the matches.
It was postponed.
Yeah, all right.
Well, that's fun.
I did hear back from Harrison.
I told you I texted him to get on his show.
He wrote me back that he would get that scheduled.
He goes, I got you in my address book now
We'll get a schedule. So hopefully yeah, yeah, I just have some questions about
What was that guy's name Nick pain? Oh, yeah
Nick Kardashian Nicholas for that she was I have some
Some questions about that so I'm like looking forward how many books can you take out at once?
All right, guys.
It's time to mock.
Zoom.
We are still doing the Chad Zuma song parody contest.
And I am happy to say we got a couple of great entries today to check out.
And I am happy to say we got a couple great entries today to check out. This first one is from Mitch Roseter and Mitch sends in Chetty Holly.
What would be fat?
It's this in my act.
Just what are they thinking?
Don't these guys know I was voted that small and run a rob from King
Please clown, cause I'm not on cool
Please clown, but you think I'm not
Please clown, but here's something for the
We who with my friends I'll say I'm funny
Oh oh when your show is jumped a shark
I don't care what you say about me anyway
I don't care I'm done
Don't you ever say that I get no pain? Let me show you my cash
I convert your fans to love me, even though I can't prove that
Please, clue, my mom says I'm cool
Please, clue, and you say I'm not
Please clube, my career's not too high
We, you, well, their crusher knows who I am
Oh, when you suck in Korea's dick
I don't care what you say about me anyway
I don't care what you say about me anyway I don't care I'm done
I don't care I'm done
Bang bang knock on the door
The cops are here all I'm done for
Just because I stole some credit cards
The charity scams are all that I've got
I can't bid or I can't joke
Gotta stick to the kippin bread and roast
What's a matter? What's a matter? What's a matter man? What's a matter people? Why can't you gotta stay to the Kevin Brandon roast what's a matter what's a matter what's a matter man?
What's a matter people why can't you just clap
Going for the whole day. I like like
That slowed down
We you and I don't make any money?
Uh-oh, but all your friends fucking suck.
I don't care what you say about me anyway.
I don't care I'm done.
I don't care for fun.
I don't care you one.
I don't care I'm done.
Please clap.
All right, yeah, he wrote to me, he goes,
I wanted to keep it shorter, but I just couldn't stop myself from writing out lyrics for the whole song.
So that's Chetty Holly, and then this is one from Tony Musgratat who always is a home run for us. This is in Tampa Bay
In Tampa Bay
Where zoom our drums goes to the beach
All alone and when he does he sees an old man's bag. Have you ever stole a wallet
as a broke alcoholic? That's when the trolls, they join the chat
Have you ever seen a hack in a captain's hat?
That's chat's among the media's
We're eating lunch
Joking around
Chad can't keep up
So he mentions Carl He's been singing around Chad can't keep up
So he mentions Carl and they're confused
Jimmy Schubert and Brewer both call him a loser
That's Chad, he's my spy relic
He's ruined his life, he's got no friends
He's got no wife, he's got no wife
Cause if he did, she would probably be abused
He's shaking an anger from a comment from a stranger
He's not a comment, he's got no stick
No orgals sweaters, he's just a dick.
He should hang it up, it's getting sad.
Do you believe him when he swears that he doesn't care?
Absolutely not.
Ha ha ha.
Chad isn't cool.
Ha ha ha ha.
All right, and speaking of Chad not being funny, I was checking out the Anthony
Kumya show from this Thursday. And Anthony had Kevin Brunner, no Kevin Brunner's the
host of Missouri Loves Company. And Chad was on that show for a long time was then he
left the show or was kicked off or something. And then recently he's been coming back on
that show again.
So Anthony just had a pretty simple question
for Kevin Brinick because you think
if you have the guy on the show,
you must like him, think he's good.
Let it sit in my head for a second.
And then I forgot about the crazy thing.
I got to ask you, do you find Chad Zumaak funny?
Listen, Chad has a function.
Yes, he has a function.
I mean, he's not a class of me but in Paramecium. Yeah, he's not a classically trained
comedian. Classically trained like from Juliard. He doesn't I don't know. I mean I've seen him.
He's just he's just listen at this point. I don't even know who's good. Do you think?
I've seen him. He's just he's just listen at this point. I don't even know who's good. Do you think?
Do you think?
I was going to do the I don't think anything spotty. So I wouldn't lie now.
I think Chad could headline.
You could headline arm room. That's how bad it is.
So him and Bob Levy are running a club now. So that's what he's referring to there.
So he's on the show with,
so you do it a little shit talking with Chad
and on the show.
But also, Chad, my problem is,
I mean, you probably have people like this,
no matter how nasty you get, they laugh.
So it's like, more I should talk to more Chad laughs, you
know. Yeah. Yeah. So then it's funny to me that he's laughing and it's funny to me that
I'm being such a dick. And then a lot of things. Yes, they do. That is very true. All right,
let's let's kiss. I think that's I mean, let's check out more of this episode. Let's find
out if Kevin thinks the chat is a liar.
You feel like you can do whatever you want.
Say whatever you want.
And like I said, usually I sit on the show
and I'd be like, uh, what do you think?
You think chat is a liar, huh?
You think chat is a liar.
Absolutely.
You're willing to, I get that.
Do you think it was in some horrific car accident
where you needed a, he got whiplashed and then he's fine.
You know it's funny about Chad.
When me and Chad, when Chad quit my show
or whatever it is last year,
he was sending me like horrible text.
Yeah.
Oh yeah, he'll do that.
But I blocked him.
I blocked him from texting.
Oh okay.
So now he communicates to email.
But I still, even though he did my show a couple of times
where he's like, I still blocked him.
I can't.
I just see still blocked.
I trust him.
I don't trust what he's gonna say.
You can't trust him.
So even Chad's friends don't trust him.
And having blocked.
I blocked him on email and he started sending carrier pigeons.
So that's it.
Wow.
All right, so now we explain why Chad has a problem with Frank.
Chris's fiance.
I Chad hates Chrissy and Frank because he thinks they doxed him.
And so I think I just say stuff just to, so,
so, he, I don't know what his beef is with, with Frank.
That's the weirdest thing.
He thinks it's doxing.
Like Frank is
obviously, yeah, Chrissy's a man. Frank's never doxed you. He said, no, no, never doxed
me. I like how you're like, he's a good guy. Never doxed him. Never doxed me.
He gave out my number. You have a problem with that. Yeah. Why? I gave out my number, not
your number. Yeah, I don't, he didn't dox. What he did was, I don't think he'd post in anything,
but he got his criminal record, which was really funny.
I read through it.
Everybody had it.
Yeah, it's public fucking knowledge.
So that's not doxing somebody.
And the other thing with.
It was long too.
Yeah, well, you did.
Oh, fuck yeah, it was great.
I read it like more in pieces.
I get into your girlfriend at nighttime.
It was a stalking charge on there.
Like what stalking?
I mean, the funny part is he has, um, he has like an ex-
explanation for everything.
Oh, yeah, that's just like, no, what happened was the
liar's ex-girlfriend and I was, I was, she was getting stalked. She was getting harassed by her new boy. Right, no, what happened was the lion's ex girlfriend and I was, I was, she was getting
stalked.
She was getting harassed by her new boyfriend.
Right, right, right.
So I stepped in and oh, so you're a hero in this.
But the thing is, what you're here, I've got the, yeah, you're all got the stocking charge.
Yeah, that makes sense, Chad.
Got a lot of this guy.
And then I just have a one more thing that I wanted to play because, you know, obviously Chad
has said that we goof on him because I'm just sucking up to Anthony. I'm kissing Anthony's
ass and Anthony is the one who told me to start goofing on Chad so I could get out his
good side. So he's just following orders. Yeah. So Anna dresses this and I thank him for
that. You're a fucking asshole. Now he's, but the thing he's really going with now is that
everyone's kissing my ass which is hilarious like like Carl from who are these podcasts
he can't stand Carl and he he's insisting that the only reason Carl is going after Chad
in the first place is under my direction like I'm I'm the puppet master pulling the strings
and who are these vodka.
I need to do it all the time.
I'm just kidding.
Carrying everyone on my back, my knee,
that must have been what it was.
And they go, it's just, you know, they're not friends.
They're not, he's not friends with Carl from Rochester.
I'm like, dude, we spent the entire day in Disney laughing our fucking
asses off. Like, and I cut the balls. I mean, it wasn't just laughing. Even inside jokes,
everything was hilariously funny. In a way that you could only do with a friend, you
know, it wasn't this like, oh, good good now that I'm closer with Carl
I'll get him to do my evil bidding
But that's how chat chat's got to see everything as a conspiracy against him like everyone's yes correct Anthony
That's how dumb chat is is that he really does think that that's what's going on
I it's all his own doing like he said yeah
I think that I'm gonna live as their own doing with their adults. Yes
I think they come on the show fucking act like act like a dick on the show
Everybody thinks you acted like a dick on the show. You're standing there with a gun with a fucking bleeding foot
And you're like this was gotta be a thing. Come here. It's fall
What's funny about this is that I'm getting all these notes from people now who are going back and and
Realising that chat episode or just remember it and are just like, that was the
worst episode.
I'm like, no!
It was so bad, Chad was the opposite of funny or having any type of fun with the content
that we were doing.
Oh, it was just angry guy.
So apparently they were talking about this in the latest Misery Love's company because Chad
has to have excuses for everything.
He had a bad childhood
and that's why he is the the way that he is so then uh...
bob leave e calls into the show with these guys
and uh... talk about that
and everybody's just kissing each other's ass and that's what i think that
that's what kumia like uh... bob is right now. Yeah. Exactly. You know what?
I filled a little bit for Chad.
I just want to bring up one thing.
Oh, his child that his step that I just
to feed him if he didn't have enough.
You might like that.
All right.
So no, Chad's grasping it straws.
I had a bad childhood and that's why I'm such a dick and
unlikable in every single way. And of course, Anthony sees right through those again
Shad the victim. I don't give a fuck. I wish he fucking just pounded his face and
Why do you hate Chad?
He's just a like
Why do you hate Chad? I don't know it's a reason
He's just a likable. What do you hate, Jen?
I don't know.
Do you have to explain?
Yeah, he just sucks.
What do you mean?
Give me a reason not to?
There's a way of bringing that out in here.
Yeah.
Like Doug from Who's Right Said, I wanted to like the guy
and I seeked him out and it wasn't good.
Yeah.
He just doesn't do a good job of making you enjoy his stuff
because he's just an angry dude.
And people like Anthony. I've never offended. I'm never mad. of making you enjoy his stuff because he's just an angry dude and
People like Anthony never offended. I'm never mad people like Anthony and Kevin Brunner are actually funny I hope
Chad Zumak was raped as a child
Yeah, I feel it bad for this guy
We've all had childhood trauma. We don't fucking break it up when we're in our late 40s and 50s. And that's like, that's a reason. This is a pretty good
zigger from from. So he's actually, this is in the middle of an ad read for flipcitymag.com.
If Chad went to a psychiatrist, it would be the biggest audience he's ever performed
in front of. Now, now, you say, he's mad, you say something when Kumi was shitting on, that means one person.
Yeah.
So they're explaining that after this episode, he's got a lot of that.
As you can tell, that now, Chad's going to be like, you're going to come and, whoa,
what are you?
Why'd you stick it up for me?
And Anthony was explaining that Chad doesn't get jokes.
I wish his neck massage was a noose.
Now you're gonna get a mad.
Now you're gonna get a mad.
Yeah, no, he's already mad at me.
He's already.
Yeah, please.
Chad Zumak knows I don't want him dead.
Jesus Christ, they're jokes.
That's what pisses me off.
Chad doesn't seem to get jokes.
He fucking, he thinks there's an expiration date on
him stealing 36 fucking credit cards. He thinks I, I, after a year, what is not the legal
system? It's comedy. Yes, correct. That's why that's why I got mad at
anything. He's like, all right, what you tell jokes about me ripping people off for
12 months. And now it's 12 months and one. Two bunches coming up already.
It's got to be too far.
I want to switch gears with you guys.
We were talking about doing a worst of 2022.
Like we did last year where we each bring the podcast that we thought was the worst one.
Yeah.
Contest, I crush everything.
Yeah.
I think that's the one that Vinnie always wins with Tom Myers.
Tom Myers, yeah, pretty sure about that.
All right, yay, was on the Alex Jones show with Nick Fuentes.
And this got spicy.
Wow.
I mean, I had to clip this because it's fucking insane.
What is going on here?
So let me just pull this up and I don't even know
how much commentary this is gonna need
because it's so insane.
So it starts off with,
yay brings on.
All right, I'll just play it for you
and I hope you guys haven't seen this yet
because it's one of the funniest things
that I've ever seen in my life. I've got the perfect answer for the ADL.
All right. So, yay is wearing like a Gimp mask. You can't see his face at all. He's got
a big, heavy leather jacket eyes wearing gloves. You can't see his skin at all. I don't
know if this is to be able to say at some point in the future that wasn't me or something,
but I haven't seen anyone say this wasn't yay.
Yeah.
All the reporting that's been done on this,
there's been a ton.
Everyone's convinced that this is yay.
I don't know what the reason is for this,
but anyway, it's kind of an interesting visual.
So he's got the Bible in front of him.
Oh, another funny thing about this,
it's four hours long.
Yes, it takes four hours.
It takes over.
Another funny thing about this show is that,
you know, Alex Jones always has a stack of papers in front of him.
We've talked about this many times. He's has a stack of papers in front of him.
We've talked about this many times.
He's got a stack of papers with his articles.
He's going to go through him.
Yay was turned off by that.
He's like, that's clutter.
Get it off the desk.
So now, Alex Jones has to do this whole show without his notes.
So it kind of fucked him up.
But yay's about to have props as you're about to see.
He's got to buy up one front of him and talk about the ADL.
I've got the perfect answer for the ADL. They are going to have to listen up.
What we did is we brought Netanyahu with us.
I'm in the twilight zone right now.
He just pulled out a tiny little net and a bottle of you who net and you who
What do you have to say what do you have to say to Alex Jones right now Nick Fuentes and yay
It was bad it was bad for truck to meet
I have no idea the place is gonna sound like that, Nanyahu.
He's cracking up some of my business Nanyahu.
I just, I just, I just heard about this guy two weeks ago since like the tweet and I thought
he had a funny name.
That's a political hot take right there.
We got to love you.
Oh my goodness.
When Alex Jones is acting like Joe Rogan having Alex Jones on his desk.
You got to realize it.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Yeah, I did like that.
Yeah, he did say this though.
And I'm probably the lowest IQ here.
Yeah, probably.
It's pretty likely, I would say.
All right, this is going to get a little spicy for everybody.
We're not endorsing this content in any single way.
I know my last name's hamburger,
but I'm not endorsing anything that yay is about to say in these clips.
So if I say I love the Zionist that can't do my count,
then I can say I love, I did not consent. I do love Hitler. I do love the Zionists that can't do my count. Then I can say I love, I didn't that can't say it.
I do love Hitler.
I do love the Zionists.
I love everyone.
The Zionists cannot tell me who I can love
and that love.
I don't think like that.
I think more like someone that's on the spectrum.
Since that's what they want to claim,
well, let me be on the spectrum of love
because love.
That's a good teacher.
I love Hitler.
That's a pretty good teacher, Alex. This guy knows merch.
You got to respect that. You got to respect that.
That's one thing this guy knows how to sell merch.
All we sell it. I love Hitler teachers.
You know, I wasn't sure what to get my family for Christmas.
No, I know. Grandma. I love Hitler teachers for you.
Another bag of just says who are these podcasts? No, I know. Grandma, I love hitting the t-shirt just for you.
Another bag of just says who are these podcast?
Yeah, right.
Perfect.
So what Ye is trying to say I think is that he loves all people.
It doesn't matter who you are.
He even likes the people that he's been railing against
for the last few months.
But you don't have to ever say out loud that you love Hitler.
It's not.
It's not a good idea.
It's never a good idea.
Just feel it in your heart. Yeah. And also if you love people, It's not an out of good idea. It's never a good idea. Just feel it in your heart.
Yeah.
And also if you love people,
then you should dislike the person who wanted to kill
all those people and actually did kill all those people.
I don't know, but let's find out
as explanation for those.
You love everybody.
You stand up for white people.
Everybody's just stand up for themselves and everybody else.
It's a load of crap that your wife's the premised.
True.
Did you help round up Jews like George Soros? No, okay
Well, then I don't want to hear anything. Yeah, I don't hear anything from the ADL or anybody else
But for the ADL I want to say there's a lot of good Nazis that were just fighting for their country and for them
Like George Soros. I do for them all to get put in a box
All in a box
Every Nazis bad
This is the conversation we have,
everything's giving it my house.
Well, they hate all the Nazis.
Yeah, every single one's an asshole.
The spectrum of love.
And I actually, I think-
Even the lunch lady that was making the cookies
for the Nazis.
Right, exactly.
It's like the whole conversation
the Kevin Smith gets into about the dust town.
There's all these contractors out there.
There's a plumber who just got blown up by the rebels.
Like, he didn't deserve that.
All right.
Well, let's find out how he really feels because I'm starting to think that this is just a goof.
Seriously, so I've really studied a lot of history plus I had family that was there.
And so I mean, I don't think Hitler was a good guy.
I get the evil motion. let me just say this.
I do.
What Alex is going, you're going to get me canceled.
You know that's a problem.
Just for the record, I'm kind of salver on this.
I just want to put that out there.
Just saying that.
Come on.
I get the Hugo Bosch uniforms amazing. But I mean just because you're in love with the
design, you're a designer, can we just kind of say like you like the uniforms, but that's
about it.
No, we know after there's a lot of things that I love about Hitler, a lot of things.
Hey, what did you think about that Nen? This is insane.
You are insane person.
Yeah.
He's talking to a nut explainer that he's insane.
Oh.
So meta, not even sure what to make of this.
He's embracing this outfit so that he can appear in every mall at Christmas time.
Oh, that's a smart move right there.
My favorite part is that Alex Jones
keeps trying to soften the blow.
He's trying to bring it back to her door.
Now, yay, you don't mean that you love Nazis.
You just like the uniform.
Like, you're thinking,
you're gonna admire her design aesthetic,
but you don't have to say, like, you love Hitler.
And, yes, there's like, no, I love Hitler.
Let me spell it and make it clear to you.
He wanted that to be a sound bite.
Oh, very badly.
I, I, I love you.
I think it's fucking hilarious.
But he's a little misguided of some of the things that he says.
Here's an example.
No one cares.
They're played out.
Look at people have had a problem.
Look at a clockwork war.
There's a part where a Jewish guy makes the guy kiss the shoe and he says, kiss the
lick the, kiss the Jew.
Like people have had issues with Jewish people forever.
But what I'm saying is I love Jewish people.
I love Jewish.
This was on my Stanley Kubrick, put the war in background up.
And there.
You think clockwork warms is about Jews?
Absolutely.
Look at it.
I thought it was about a collapsing, you know, Stanley Kubrick, was it you?
Oh wow.
So he informed gas when Alex Jones is the buffer things are going south, man.
You think a clockwork is about Jews?
I think it's about Jews.
Okay.
Now we have a problem right there.
Star Wars, that was about juice.
I love you, dude.
I mean, it was me, it was a Hollywood movie, right?
Who controls Hollywood?
Have you seen Shrek too?
Oh my god.
That could be true, I'm not sure.
All right, so obviously,
Alex Jones is trying to save face here
because he's got this guy out.
It's a little controversial even for Alex Jones to trying to save face here, because he's got this guy out. It's a little controversial, even for Alex Jones to say.
Yeah.
I see incredible literature and art and use,
and just so many great, so much great stuff, Jews do.
Just like I see so many great things.
Black people do it any other group.
Like you know, Beethoven's German.
I don't blame Beethoven for Hitler.
And I believe in free speech.
What about Wagner?
You're pointy.
You're pointy. What about Wagner? You're point, yeah. What about Wagner?
Wow.
He's a pretty good guest. I don't know who doesn't want to have
yet. There's show right now.
Yeah, I'm fucking in my hair.
Isn't young. It's so funny.
Oh, that would be great.
Can we splice that together? Take this interview with
Harrison Young questions.
Holy shit.
The whole cost used XLR cables. I run about this Holy shit, I'm gonna get a whole false use, XLR cables.
Yeah, I run about this.
I guess I'm wrong, okay, I didn't know.
I thought he knew about Jews.
I guess I don't.
Go to commercial.
All right, I just want to declare that everyone's overhitler.
Like, we've all just kind of moved on.
We have all this demonization.
We don't care anymore, ADO.
Obviously, no one cares.
Shut up.
No one cares.
Jesus is king.
Shut up.
It's done.
Tomorrow, all the next day.
Well, you know, German cars do break down.
I cost a lot of my effects.
Germans make really good cars.
I agree.
Yeah.
I know.
I was trying to change the conversation
to the anyway of the guy.
He obviously had a problem with the beamer at one point.
He's just like, yeah, well, they're not.
They don't have great cards.
They do.
They do.
Isn't Jesus been dead longer than Hitler?
Yeah, we're overhitting.
We're still in, okay, that makes sense.
Well, this is, this is what you're saying.
Cause yeah, he's not just saying that he lost half of it.
This is the thing.
It's like he's trying to say, like,
why just love all people?
So of course, I'm gonna love Hitler too.
But then he says shit like this
German's had a really cool leader at one time
Sure, it's had a really cool. He's a really cool guy
Cool crew
That's not that's not a good crew
crew. So, it's not a cool crew. Alright, so then, yay, is tired of talking about the Jews. Yes, he's the one who's like, why are we doing this so much?
I'm actually tired of hearing about the Jews. Like, I love them. Honestly, I don't even care
that much. You know, but we spent the last three hours talking about them. I mean, it's
fun. It's fun. You know what I hear about last three out two hours talking about them because it's fun
It's fun. You know what I hear about it. We want to talk about them all because being canceled is fun because we're showing you guys The extent that you can go right because everything at this point that you do proves my point watch this if I say deathcon
three and
then
You cancel all of my deals you proved exactly why I needed to go Defcon.
No, I agree with what you said.
Let me stop you.
Because James she pal.
Alex Alex.
Go ahead.
Let me channel.
All right.
All right.
If if I and a day should fail works for the Jews anyway.
So if if I say now I forget what I had to say,
let me meditate and begin to a place.
I'm sorry.
I love you brother.
Jesus King.
You don't had to say. Let me meditate and begin to a place. I'm sorry, I love you brother. Jesus King.
You don't wanna listen, if Yeh's talking, he's gonna let him go, I always do not try to interrupt Yeh
when he's, he's out of one of his rants.
I love he's like, I'm tired of talking about the Jews.
That's all you've been talking about for me.
He was told to offer it yet.
That's all you're talking about.
This is a fun little clip too.
I just couldn't stop clipping the show.
I apologize guys, I was fucking,
I mean, I think Andy was over here in Christmas
before he went to the couch.
I guess today was following out of my chair,
what I think in the fucking show.
It's insane.
If I say, if I go on this, on this interview,
and I say, I love Hitler,
and then they go and 5150 me and try to lobotomize me
like we saw Harley-Pasinac do,
or they put me in prison, it just proves what I'm saying.
And it's gonna spark the high schools.
It's gonna spark the grammar school,
it's gonna spark the colleges that say,
enough is enough.
It doesn't matter how on the spectrum you think I am,
I have the right to speak out loud.
That is our first amendment.
And it's a shame that you have to be considered
to be on the spectrum to have enough courage
to speak out loud.
So he thinks that people in high school and college
give a shit about free speech
because he's very wrong about that.
And also no one's going to come to bad for him because he says he loves Hitler and he goes,
if I say, oh no, you've said it multiple times.
If I said something crazy, like I love Hitler, then that just proves we love free speech.
The first amendment protects you from the government and fringing on your speech.
The government as far as I've heard hasn't done anything.
They let him say they should wherever the fuck he wants.
Yeah.
Yeah, I guess it depends on how closely you think
the deep stage of line with social media networks.
But that's not the point today.
Right.
The point today is, yay has a new song, Crouch.
I know you love this music.
Oh, sorry.
I think you're gonna take this one.
I think you're gonna take this one.
I do love my family, right?
But I looked at every possible outcome.
I practiced Chinese water torture on myself.
I would like, skipper long Malibu in front of my house
and sing, when the clippings come to kill me.
How is it going to be?
What are they going to do to kill me? Wait a second.
Netton, what do you have to say about this?
No, I don't want to say that.
That's what it was about.
I'm trying to get out of here, is yay.
That would have been a great home response. If Netton was singing the back of the book
and then he could go over that, That's a missed opportunity, yeah. I know. Nothing to do with that unfortunately.
Almost to do it. All right. I just have a couple more on here. I just have to play.
I don't really care that much about Hitler. I love him. He just do it as a win like a
troll. No, he sings like a cool guy. you know, it's like he had a really cool outfit
and stuff and he was a really good architect and you're in love with the look of it. And
he didn't kill six million Jews. That's just like actually incorrect.
Let's get the Ronald Reagan clip. They show me our stings. I'm sorry. Ronald Reagan said
that too. Well, I think Hitler did target kill some people. So I think you know, I think Obama killed Palestinians.
No, I hear you.
Wow.
No, no, the new one this.
And by the way, I should mention Nick Flauch as a sitting over there.
This is a highly controversial guest.
This would be the most controversial guy you can get in your show.
Yeah.
If you hadn't gotten yay in your show.
This is a guy who's obviously made jokes about the Holocaust.
And Yeh, he's going hot here fucking well full on the Holocaust and I don't even think what's like
Such a shirt collar. I like what the fuck is going on
When is Alex Jones ever been so subservient? I know like yeah, he doesn't know how to handle this
Especially when he's on his own show. He's just he's yelling over people and talking. He'll hang up on you
If he doesn't that you don't even mean like
He's
All the other
Colleges they have because he called him Kanye West one time. Mm-hmm. It's yeah. It's yeah. I'm so sorry
I'm so sorry. I've been calling Kanye for 15 years. I'm so sorry
But this is the only climate where Kanye West would be on the Alex Jones. Yeah
The artist formerly known as Kanye West.
But there's probably six bodyguards staying behind him too.
And Alex Jones is just like, oh my gosh,
what are these fucking guys gonna do?
Well, there was also a clip,
I couldn't pull all the shit, it's four hours long.
But there was also a couple early out in the show
where there's people who work for Alex Jones
who are like having a conversation
somewhere near the set.
And he's like
Hey, shut the fuck up over there. We're doing a show right now and all I was saying was like old old guys are gonna get a
Talk and do for Mr. Jones after this very unprofessional to fuck with the guests. All right, this is well
I'd say this is kind of controversial
Now I'm a Nazi Arya Manuel isn't that what it said because this is the thing you're doubling down
I look Alex I love you, do not cut this rant off.
Not your ass.
Right here.
OK, so we're in America, we get our history stolen from us,
and we're all made to slaves.
The Native Americans and the ones
brought over on Jewish slave votes, right?
And then we're so-called free, but we're never free.
And we're Republican, but then we're turned
to Democrats at the MLK JFK time, right? And we're toa we're so called free, but we're never free and we're Republican, but then we're turned to Democrats at the MLK JFK
Right, and we're told we're black and they made songs that said say it loud say it loud
I'm black it on front say it loud. I'm black and I'm proud and then crack came and then rappers started saying what's up my nigga?
I'm a nigga. You a nigga is okay. I'm a nigga then I'm waiting second
I thought nigga was bad a second ago. No, Nigger is fine.
That's what the Feds told us to call ourselves.
And then even Beyonce, we never thought she'd call herself a bitch.
Missy said, hey, I'm a bitch.
Everyone says they're a bitch.
Okay, now our black women are bitches.
So we're bitches and Nigger's now, right?
I'm a Nigger.
You a bitch.
I've even said this in my reps.
So I wake up and I look at the I look at my phone
And they say yes, I'm anti-Semitic. So I said okay
Well, I'm an anti-Semitic
No, you said you said I'm an anti-Semitic get it. You understand what I'm saying
No, bring in the clowns
There will be clown
Alex is back from getting a snack. He like went in a bite.
So the most controversial thing that yeah, he sat on this entire show. He's anti-pornography.
I find that highly offensive. He says that because all adult porn actors have moms and dads and are someone's children,
yeah, that it's the same as pedophilia. And I dads and are someone's children.
That it's the same as pedophilia.
And I don't think that's true.
Oh, whatever.
It's easy for a rock star who's drowning in pussy.
That was the easiest way to get a sexist.
That's where you're at the sound.
By his logic, if you had relations with an adult
who used to be a child, you're a butterfly.
Correct.
So as long as you don't have sex with anyone who used to be a child. Yeah, correct. Yeah
As long as you don't have sex with anyone who used to be a kid at some point in their life
You're also holy shit. I need a pellet cleanser. Don't tell me you don't like my show
Like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show.
Don't tell me you don't like my show.
Don't tell me you don't like my show.
Don't tell me you don't like my show.
Don't tell me you don't like my show.
Don't tell me you don't like my show.
Don't tell me you don't like my show.
Don't tell me you don't like my show.
Don't tell me you don't like my show.
Don't tell me you don't like my show.
Don't tell me you don't like my show.
Don't tell me you don't like my show.
Don't tell me you don't like my show.
Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Well, I went back a little bit. This is one from October that we never discussed. Great.
But here we join Patrick Michael while he's watching YouTube.
And it's just a fantastic, it's just him and his element, just doing what he loves to do.
He's a multitasker.
And we the audience are just kind of along for the ride.
You know what I mean?
He's bringing us into his fun process.
So this first clip, and these are all in order, he's just going to read the channel to
us, but every time he reads an unnecessary figure,
it speeds up 10%.
Oh, fine.
But let's look at the names of these sketches, okay?
The first one that they dropped nine years ago was
DUI Jesus promo number two, okay?
This only had 4.7000.
It's 24 seconds.
John McKeepers playing Jesus.
Okay, then you got Mike Teddies workout station.
52,000 views. All right, and they are the Philadelphia fan testing facility
299,000 views
And then it just drops off and next one's the money while brothers. So we have promo 21 seconds 5.2000
And then the official D.Y. Jesus sketches
5 and it's all 15 minutes. I don't know what you're speeding that up. I can listen to him read the internet all day
Yeah, that's why I found one of them in the first place
It's good stuff just reads through every the minutes and seconds
It's so fucking great. I love it. I love it. Yeah, great anyway
I've never heard of this comedian, but his name is Tommy Pope and Patrick Michael fucking loves Tommy Pope
Patrick Michael fucking loves Tommy Pope
But that was the first thing I noticed when I played the sketch was like Jesus Tommy has this range of
characters that is just It's not him anymore
You can see the clear difference in his acting where it's like you know Tommy
You know his humor and then you see this you're like holy shit
He's great. How has he not already made it?
Because if you look at this dude right now you can't tell me that he doesn't look exactly
like a young Robert De Niro.
But Robert De Niro wasn't known for his comedy right?
Tommy is.
And he's damn good at it dude.
He's just a fun guy to watch.
Oh god.
I'm gonna lie, the King of Comedy.
Yeah, this is the guy who watches and meet the fuckers
and thinks that's the best thing to do.
That's every time the fucking asshole.
I've never heard him talk about anyone like this before.
It's this whole thing, it's just him,
but why isn't he an executive in Hollywood?
He's got an eye for talent.
That's what he should be doing.
I just remember when Stuttering John was trying to name
the funniest movies of all time.
And it was just like, ah, we'd to pair.
We'd do nothing else.
Yeah.
Candy Shag, they'll take to the ad.
Holy shit.
You know, we were talking about this before,
but this whole idea of getting Patrick Michael
in some type of reality show, we talked about
just putting him in a city and just seeing what he does and how pissed off he gets.
I want to give him a job as an executive in the industry
and see how that goes.
I want him to like, it's talent.
I just want to see what he does.
Have you seen any accuracy?
Of course.
He would start the channel out of my ball.
And it would be the most popular thing ever
and we'd be like fuck we totally judges wrong
Peter we become a billionaires
It was a reality show
He that that's the finger of the on the pulse of America
Well the the problem with Tommy Pope is that the general public they fucking hated Tommy Pope
They didn't get it man. They didn't realize the genius and here's why.
And a lot of people hated him in the beginning
because he would dress not like a comedian,
not like somebody who's trying to be funny, right?
He's a guy that brushes his teeth
and takes a shower every day
and has most of his peers.
Don't do that.
So he's not broke Christ, you're okay, I got it.
I mean, when I'm watching TV or movie or you know
I'm feisty so I'm even good hygiene. I'm like he didn't dress like a comedian. He'd even have that
flower that squirts water on people. He didn't get it. Um but then he just starts watching
fucking videos and pausing it to to comment on it and I just love it. I could I could do this all
day with Patrick Michael. I mean I was doing this just a few minutes ago, but all right
Let's check out break 540 for 2k the first month is free you get a free t-shirt and Mike Teddy will let you get his sister pregnant
Oh my god, he said Mike Teddy will let you get his sister pregnant. Uh-huh. That's fucking
Classic humor. Hmm classic humor. Here's the thing what I just realized not only is he wearing these crazy leggings
He's not wearing shoes
Anybody works out it
Okay, great observation
I don't think there's physical activities aside from walking that happens in these shoes
But that's what makes it great is he's so fucking committed man so committed
See now this I actually enjoy I want to find out what he thinks is entertainment That's what makes it great. Is he so fucking committed, man? So committed.
Now this, I actually enjoy. I want to find out what he thinks is entertainment.
Because I'm always so confused by that.
What is it about this sketch or this video
that you found interesting?
The shoes the guy was wearing.
Yeah, he can tell by the footwear
how committed the actor's right.
He wasn't limited by his budget.
It was a comedic choice.
Yeah, right. But then he intros the next video. This one we get really into.
But now let's, let's check this out. It is new muscle pretending. 50,000 views.
1.2,000 likes. And this is probably the first time I've officially saw Shane Gillis.
Outside of this stuff with his name on it. Okay there's a title screen that says desperate for money. Vic and Duane take
jobs collecting money for a local bookie. Big Jeff. I know. I know. Big Jeff. Sounds scary. It does sound kind of scary.
God, it takes him so long. And he's just reading the screen as the thing's going on.
God. Okay, this one's a little bit long, but please, I fucking love this so much.
So we're like a minute into this. He pauses it. We've already forgotten the
premise. That whole thing he just read, right over his head.
The words go out of his mouth and they're not.
Well, they need a money, so they're collecting money
for big Jeff.
But he forgot why.
He forgot all that.
And then he starts pondering like the origin of comedy.
Like, how did they, what was the kernel of this bit?
And I could listen to him do this all day.
It's fucking amazing.
If you think about it, we're already actors.
When we do this, give me the money!
We're acting tough, but you and I both know.
We're nervous.
I'm getting nervous, so.
So, Wayne, I've been to Sunday night dinners at your house.
Nervy.
Alright, so they're sitting in the car.
Obviously waiting to go collect.
All right, what are they collecting outside of money?
Are they robbing?
It's very interesting.
No, it's that.
That's a fucking promise.
Because the setup is my favorite.
Hey, this guy thinks he can be an actor.
We're already acting.
So essentially, this is just like the idea of...
I don't know, do it.
What I think about when I watch these sketches is the conjuring of the idea to lead to the sketch.
Somebody said something at one point and it was like,
we're already acting in our day-to-day life by just doing what we do.
But what if burglars were the ones coming to that realization?
Very funny, very clever. We got to get the job, Pope, we're going again. I'm not easily impressed.
It doesn't take much. This guy positive goes, that was amazing. That was three lines of dialogue,
just brilliant. I can't believe.
He hits the blotters like,
dude, what if all the world is 50th stage
and we are merely players?
So wait, this guy's a bookie
and he's people to collect money,
but are they collecting money?
Are they stealing from these people?
Yeah.
Why are they gonna go in there with a gun?
Who knows?
It's a gun.
I think it in paragraphs over here.
Yeah. But anyway, so he keeps playing the bit, but then he'll like, he'll pause it to let you know I think it in paragraphs over here
But anyway, so he keeps playing the bit, but then oh like he'll pause it to let you know when there's a really good line Just so that you don't miss it good. Cheryl put you in a headlock while you were saying grace
She was giving me a hug. I've never seen someone lose a hug. Are you know what big?
I've never seen someone lose a hug
I mean what a fucking line dude. What a line? I've never seen that's what I'm gonna say from now on.
You lost you lost at hugging. You lost the hug game. Talk about retardage. Yeah, talk about retarded.
I'm always gonna say this to nobody in particular. A quick throwaway line, he somehow makes it horrible.
Yeah.
He found a way to make that line terrible
by repeating it and telling you how funny that was.
Yeah, really.
It really, that's the worst part.
Is this bit almost sounds like it would be good
if I just found it on YouTube and watched it.
But with him pausing at the shirt,
I'm sure that was fucking awesome.
Yeah, let me repeat that a few more times
to make sure you heard that.
Maybe he's just learning about this transformative content
thing.
He's like, can I get Shane Gillis on my show?
Oh, I'll just show Shane Gillis videos.
And I'll just pause it, repeat the jokes.
Yeah, I'm blank on the name.
There's a descriptive audio track that comes with movies
for visually impaired people.
Sure, yeah, yeah.
And I think he's auditioning for that
because the way that he describes the visual component to you,
you just, you feel like you're right there.
Yeah, I know.
I haven't even seen this video,
but I feel like I've seen it.
And what's happening here is there's three people sitting
on the couch, one person on the floor next to the couch,
and then one person just in the corner
in a chair by himself.
Now, I can't think of his first name. What color is that chair? I believe his
name is Wood. Last name would. One of the guys that's part of their thing. And he's been
in a couple of sketches and he's been one of the funnier parts. I can't think of his name
though man. He was in the football sketch. Shangulous and think, yeah, McEver, and then eventually Reggie Conquest, who
I believe is the one that opens the door.
But sitting on the couch is Shang-Gillis, Matt McCusker, and then on the floor, not sure,
some sort of ginger guy, but we'll see, let's keep going.
Trevor Chase is better getting his thoughts back.
Yeah.
This sounds like a boomer show again.
And then who came over to the house yesterday?
Maybe your mom knows.
Hold on.
Let me ask your mom who came over.
And what ever dad.
And here's this point because I do speak fluent Chamus at this point.
Oh, good.
There's five guys that are in every sketch.
This sketch is the same five guys in it.
Oh, that's what he's trying to tell us.
That's what he's trying to tell us.
But that's what I'm really going to go to all of it. Oh, that's what he's trying to tell us. But that's what he's trying to tell us. But that's what he's trying to tell us. But that's what he's trying to tell us. But that's what he's trying to tell us. But that's what he's trying to tell us. But that's what he's trying to tell us. But that's what he's trying to tell us. But that's what he's trying to tell us. But that's what he's trying to tell us. But that's what he's trying to tell us. But that's what he's trying to tell us. But that's what he's trying to tell us. But that's what he's trying to tell us. But that's what he's trying to tell us. But that's what he's trying to tell us. But that's what he's trying to tell us. But that's what he's trying to tell us. But that's what he's trying to tell us. But that's what he's trying to tell us. But that's what he's trying to tell us. But that's what he's trying to tell us. But that's what he's trying to tell us. But that's what he's trying to tell us. But that's what he's trying to tell us. But that's what he's trying to tell us. But that's what he's trying to tell us. But that's what he's trying to tell us. But that's what he's trying to tell us. But that's what he's trying to tell us. But that's what he's trying to tell us. But that's what he's what he's trying to tell us. But that's what he's trying to tell us. But that's what he's trying to tell us. But that's what he's trying to tell us. But that's what he's trying to tell us. But that's what he's trying to tell us. But that's what he's trying to tell us. But that's what he's trying to Are you Shane and he goes they're carrying bats Which is so clearly hilarious because why he said I thought they were the cable guys hmm and Jane so fast
He's like they're carrying bats. What what?
What cable guys do you know the carry bats he goes he's so fast. It's a written script
No idea that was gonna happen.
He just came up with another spot.
What did he get?
But at the end of it, like, much like Jerry Springer,
we get the final thought.
And what he's learned from all this
is that good humor can come from anywhere in the country.
I didn't even, I've loved always Sonny and Philadelphia
for a long, long time. And I didn't even I've loved always Sonny and Philadelphia for a long long time and I didn't put it together that people in Philadelphia could be this
funny as regular people. All right can I point out the obvious here that those
were people in LA who made that show and there was it was originally about an
LA restaurant and then they're like wow there, there's too much LA shit. Let's make it, let's put it in Philly.
Those guys are not for Philadelphia.
But this channel was.
And there are funny people in a major urban metropolitan.
Yeah, go figure.
Who would have thought that would happen?
You know what else is gonna be funny in Philadelphia
is the who are these podcasts?
The Dixho crossover event?
What?
I'm working on that for next year,
so I'm looking forward to going to Philly.
All right, I think we're ready to move on
and play a little game here.
Let me just say, I was on shitty song of the week,
they just put out the worst of the year edition,
and that's definitely worth checking out. There's this country artist
that Brandon introduced me to and it was terrible. The guy couldn't sing.
This guy, Kebel Road, and I guess he heard the show. So he sent him a tweet that says,
thanks for including me in your podcast and for letting me know that you still have nothing to offer a value. On most of the songs, you can't even provide
a valid opinions because you have no training in music, vocal production, or music production
in general. And then he quickly deleted that.
That's where he's gone.
I think he was embarrassed.
I'm about to buy that. So that's a lot of fun. Also, I was told by my friend Ad
from Buzz Meyers.
By the way, Buzz Meyers is out.
Yeah.
We have a new EP, four-song EP, Buzz Meyers 2.
You can find anywhere you stream music,
Andy and I are in Buzz Meyers with our buddy Ad.
And Ad let me know that a listener of the show in Australia
is a man called Trunch Dogs and they have
a new vinyl album out called Stack Home Miana.
Is that what it is?
That sounds good.
Stack Home Miana.
Say it with confidence.
I mean, in Australia, that's a really funny and witty title.
That's how you pronounce it. I'm tired of it. I'm not a goodie. I'm tired of it. I'm not a goodie.
I'm tired of it.
I'm tired of it.
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I'm tired of it.
I'm tired of it. I'm tired of it. I'm tired of it. I'm tired of it. I'm tired of it. So she's got to change the farm animal that she's representing on the show.
I don't know. I think we could do some shopping for her.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, you don't have to be a farm animal either.
I don't know.
I don't know.
How do you know that's a thing?
You can be a maid.
Yeah.
There's a lot of things you can do.
Nurse.
A naked witch.
Yeah.
Let's go on.
Yeah.
Just track the same.
Sexy. Where?
I love sexy Hitler.
Anyway, I thought Hanna was gonna be here. I thought Vick was gonna be. I don't see them yet
But that's not gonna stop us from figuring out who said it
Welcome to who said it the The Piss off Podcast Game.
Oh, I should play this for you real quick.
Doug from the Jingles Department.
Doug from the Jingles Department, what I had, and re-recorded the Cardiff Arctic theme
song.
Oh, God, yes.
Yeah, there was a, he was recording a metal band at his studio and the guy hits a pipe
so he's like, hey, will you sing this song?
So Doug put this together. And the guy hits a pipe so he's like hey, will you sing this song?
So Doug put this together pretty I wish you did this kind of shift for us I'm trying the most famous Focus in the one Good day. Hey, oh
He's so cool I'm out of
Not hey
He's the guy on the other days
I'm jealous
That's one hot potato
Just he's the guy
On the girls one
And be well Oh Hot potato I
Fantastic I wish I was there to watch the singer be like
What am I singing I like Dr. Steve and some other people is that written right?
I would pay to see the look on that
And that lyric key came over the white.
It's hilarious.
I guarantee Doug wrote that down from memory tale.
Oh, yeah.
He's like, I'll text it to you.
I'll ask.
So, I'm telling you, you had that track on the board.
I'm ready.
No, sir.
Weeks, just waiting for the right singer to come in.
All right, let's find out who said our first entry who said I pull out my little Ziploc baggy of toenails
who said well I want to say Southern John because we know but he doesn't actually clip his toenails
ever so I don't know that he would have a baggy of them
He is obsessed with his long toenails for some weird reason
I'm gonna go with Jerry Banfield. What's a you trucker Andy?
Yeah, I think this is out of context
Myers be trying to be funny. Okay. That's good Patrick Michael Patrick Michael and
You said that with confidence. All right producer Chris Tom Myers
All right
We got two time Myers a
Banfield and a Seacups. I have this toenail clipping philosophy of
On someone ask me a question. I don't want to answer. I pull out my little Ziploc baggy of toenails
I pull out my little Ziploc baggy of toenails and I start like, no, they look so confused that they forget what the question is and I can,
I can walk away.
So Thomas did character work.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He is such an idiot.
That might as well got to be the dumbest fucking guy we've ever talked about on this
show.
Holy shit.
That seemed like such a Patrick Michael humor thing
Definitely it was my first thought he likes something he would say. Yeah
Damn it, Cardiff. I'm angry at this game right now. Go. All right you guys both got a point. Congratulations
Well, don't worry if I do win if I do win. I'm really chill about it
I don't freak out or anything. Our next entry, who said, I'll be honest with you, I think Marvel is catering to the
trans community, who said.
All right, that's an interesting one.
I'll be honest with you, I think that I'll be honest with you.
That's a tell.
Yeah.
That's a tell right there.
I think that that might be the opster.
All right.
Because the OP likes to use those types of phrases
that don't mean anything and are pointless
because he's a bad broadcaster.
I'm gonna go with OP, what do you think, Andy?
Zumaak. Zumaak.
Banfield.
Banfield?
Yeah, I got Banfield.
All right, two Banfields.
A Zumaak and a Gregopie Hughes.
One, two, three.
And I'll be honest with you, I think Marvel is.
Opie catering to the trans community.
Hahaha.
Cause she's a handsome man as a she-hulk.
Good one, Ope.
He really does.
I should pull together, and if they are super caught,
of all the things that Ope says
that do not need to be sad to ever in a sentence.
He is the king of that shit.
Fucking fill in time, open over here.
I did another hour not saying anything.
I think they're like,
there are a lot of guys out there that are into,
they're into that sort of thing.
So why don't we turn our superhero into a trans?
Sounds like you're into that type of thing.
Open, I wouldn't have had that thought, but you did.
It's a CGI cartoon and it's, yeah, I know.
Brands woman, are you allowed to say this?
Oh my God, are you allowed to say this?
I don't know if you're allowed to say any of this.
If you yell it in the woods or on your YouTube channel,
it's fine.
No one will hear it.
Let's just put it this way.
She's a handsome woman.
The show stinks.
She's a lawyer and every week it's a different thing
that she's fighting in the court.
Is this even a game anymore?
Just kind of just want to pull a shit.
See how discreet to be like,
oh, it's not the show or something?
He's just listening and laughing to himself
I know he is that little fucking potato smile
Yeah, right
courtroom I fucking hate it our next entry who said I know
There's no grass. That's greener on the other side who said
All right, I am gonna go Patrick Michael on this one.
That sounds really dumb.
What do you think Andy?
Oh, it's uttering jam.
All right.
Focals are my first two.
That's okay.
Cherry band feel.
You don't have to pick up a different.
I'm going for points.
I'm going to throw it over here.
All right, I went in Zoom-Ack.
All right, a lot of variety on this one.
One, two, three. Alright, I went zoom-acc. Alright a lot of variety on this one one two
three
Bad day I know
I'm very happy with exactly where I'm at when you have true love you about it at the right place
Somebody don't have true love. You're always questioning down of the dumps you're very trying to turn things around kept in hindsight
yeah
you're the same today
a funny morning quarterback in the game
I know they really should have probably thrown a third out
obviously now
and where that you know maybe you could get a better deal somewhere else
or John maddened
we should
mix things uncomfortable and sad
now you see there's an a-hole and
You got a
Our next entry who said the only reason I was able to keep going for that long
Was because I was fantasizing about her best friend who said
That sounds like a zoom mark. I'm going to go chance you
Mac. What do you think Eddie?
Starting John.
Starting John.
Me too.
Starting John.
One, two, three.
But I can tell you from experience, my last girlfriend is that 11 minutes is more than
enough.
Curveball.
In fact, the only reason I was able to keep going for that long was because I was fantasizing
about our best friend.
Yeah, that was a good, he was way nicer to me.
Barnmatch.
That was a good fake out.
That was a good fake out.
You never think of time-mire as being good and bad.
Well, we're having sex.
Yeah.
We're having a girlfriend or a friend.
Talk about girls.
We are all tied at one.
Is that really a three way tie at one?
Holy shit, this could be the tie breaker right here.
Card of his zero though, right?
Correct.
Oh.
Well, no one got that last one.
Oh, right, yeah, I'm sorry.
Okay, we're all tied at one.
Yeah, right, no.
Okay, wait.
Who said comedic influences?
Roddy, Roddy, Piper is in there. Who said comedic influences? Roddy Roddy Piper is in there. Who said it?
See this sounds like a Patrick Michael. I'm just gonna go to my first instinct even though it's always wrong. I'm going Patrick Michael.
Trucker Eddie.
Too much.
Opie.
Ah fuck.
Routy, Routy Plumber.
Bandfield.
Alright.
One, two.
I will say this before we hear this.
It seems like Cardiff is very obsessed
with the Jerry Bandfield lately.
I have a feeling the car has been consuming
a lot of Jerry material.
Can you blame him?
No, not at all.
I wish I could get to all this shit we need to get to.
But when fucking yay is loving
Well, you were the co-host of rady rady piper's podcast that's pretty cool because
Everyone always asked me and how we say who your comedic influences rady ride piper's in there
It's not Eddie Murphy. it's not George Carlin.
Roddy Wright, I love people with funny jokes.
Obviously.
Explains all the chance you might have any.
Yeah.
My comedy is influenced by yay.
So, Roddy Piper.
That's all for this week.
Oh, shit.
Now you know who said it. Frust your mind. Damn, shit. Now you know who said it.
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I believe was the other guy.
We checked out Anthony Goofing on Chad Zumak.
We had some new Chad Zumak song parodies
that were fantastic and keep those coming in.
Alex Jones with yay and Nick Fuentas,
who didn't have anything to say.
Opie thinks brother Weez is better than Joe Rogan at broadcasting for some reason.
Patrick Michael is watching YouTube.
So you know what that means.
It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show.
The tea.
The tea.
The tea.
The tea.
The tea.
The tea.
The tea.
The tea.
The tea.
We are taking Wednesday off. We'll be doing a show on Friday and that's because the
A-Subs are playing on Saturday. But this is the show that we'll be reviewing on Fridays
W-A-T-P. Yeah, but that was a that was deep tissue. It was not a hand as a hand job.
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waiting room because they know it would take them so long to finish
yeah I would hire Michael J. Fox this put his hand on their old a clits
a chicken all of it
jules I actually did buy it with a credit card
it was mine
jules david
but is that the is that the one Mike David's wife?
I think so.
This is Misery Loves Company, Kevin Brennan's podcast.
We're going to Geno Piscatti on the show with us to talk about Misery Loves Company.
What's interesting about this is the Kevin and Geno have quite the beef going on right now
because Geno gave out Kevin's phone number
on his show many, many times.
And Kevin's not real thrilled about that.
But Gino is a fan of the show.
He watches every single episode.
They rip on him and his girlfriend and he loves it.
So this should be a lot of fun.
Of course, Mr. Los Company, you heard on their Bob Levy's on the show, Chad Zumak's on
the show, some other nobody.
So that's going to be, we're going to be reviewing on the next episode of who are these
podcasts?
Should be a fun time for everybody looking forward to that.
Andy, thanks for coming over today, buddy.
Yeah.
Anything you want to plug and promote?
Yeah, throw real plugs.
Check out BuzzMires, BU, ZZM,ZMIRES Volume 1 and 2, both out.
That's correct.
Yeah, we have eight songs now available to stream.
Wherever you stream your music.
Crouch.
Hey, thank you guys for having me.
I'm very excited to announce ZumaCon February 3rd and 4th
in Syracuse, New York.
It's gonna be a fucking blast.
And I'm gonna be on the subreddit later.
My name is Carrie Grant is a homo.
I'm not sure why that's my name, but it's a good one.
Producer Chris? I was gonna do the zoom out content.
It's all your time, dude.
Please join us again next time. It might be the episode we found out what's for
Who are these podcasts? Leave well every pony.
Starting in the must-vis of Morning Radio.
I found a show these old white cows. sleep well every pony.
Great show. Good job everybody. Great job everyone.
Okay, I think we've been playing long enough here. It's like Bummer for Carl. You know, who are these?
Podcasts.
I don't know.
I don't get it.
Makes no sense.
With Lucy tight box. From Reddit, we first sift through some tattoo squid comments. makes no sense.
From Reddit, we first sift through some tattoo squid comments. Gigi Gilman writes,
great episode.
The tattoo squid host and all of his guests and all similar podcasters all sound like the
sorts of guys who end up his guests on them.
Constantly pausing and stumbling over their words, and the inability to construct sentences
that don't ramble on and on.
Obviously, artichoke 68, I love when Carl says to, watch this guy lip sync while I'm listening
to a podcast, gain grannisly and choirs.
I'm stupid, what's a potato bar?
Cardiff's establishment?
Mugia Magiopines?
Mean Doug episodes are always great, a tear co-host.
Jiz Rad.
At first I wasn't on the Zoom-Akwagon, but as time has gone on, he's proven himself a valuable
heel.
Also, Stutgio fighting with a legless guy whose voice sounds like what I think biscuits
and gravy would sound like if it could talk was priceless.
Also, Carl Scher knows a lot about how to be cool in high school.
Thought kicker shares?
Deeply unprincipled is probably right about Chad. He says the Chad can have a redemption and
come back laughing with us. But he's stand 1982 has his doubts. Nah, he's not funny in any single way.
Baby butters concurse. The guy is delusional. I don't see this happening.
An in response to our latest bonus episode, Chad Zumaq is cool.
Fix it for our three quotes, the Z-man.
I'm only talking about how cool I was in high school because I'm not lame enough to think
I'm cool now.
Interesting angle to take.
I look forward to seeing how that plays out for him.
Weiner's notes.
Chad is a literal R slur.
Holy fucking shit.
Him telling about those text messages with Frank R. M. Bersin.
And from YouTube, JD Slim writes, I can't today.
After the sweet Caroline Chad pointing to the crowd and only his mom responding, I just
can't cringe that hard today.
The silent revolution, Chad Zumak is to stand up comedy.
What's stuttering John is to sobriety.
Guinness LV.
Let's not forget.
He was popular in high school.
That is a badge to these kind of guys.
Chris Bueller.
I'm not just exaggerating for a fact.
Chad is as bad as Stutt Joe at stand up.
John doesn't even bother writing jokes.
Chad actually worked on the set and
this is what he came up with. I literally got douche chills listening to this. And
Meester Smith plays us out with. He knows he's not funny. You know he's not funny. He
knows that you know he's not funny, but he's angry about it. So he tells his jokes
sounding mad at you for knowing that you know that he knows that you know that he just isn't funny.
Sergio from Providence called into the show.
Hey, it's Sergio from Providence. I just got a message for rattling Jack because I know he's probably listening even though he doesn't care.
They'll get used to the attention button. The only reason you get in the foot fight right now is because patty seeke up some stuttering John taking time off you
like a fucking third string quarterback bud you don't even dress up most
weeks you like the Nathan Peter middle all cows so don't get a big head
yeah it's very good for it Nathan Peter that's a deep poll all right Nate from
Flint calling into the show hey Carl Nate from Flint, calling into the show.
Hey, Carl, Nate from Flint, Michigan. And it's time I get bronchitis.
Can I like be your co-host?
You know, he's he and his Irish broke are usually a refreshing and pleasant break from your cackling, but not this time, bro.
Yeah, I was messing with Hughsy that day.
He never brought it up and he was feeling wild.
He probably shouldn't do a show with me that night.
I thought it brought a nice element of suspense into the show.
Like is he gonna fucking survive?
Jesus.
That was not good.
Ugh.
And who wants to have fucking Broncitis?
Ain't nobody got time for that.
I got Broncitis. Ain't nobody got time for that I'm gonna get in there for the day. Hey, I'm gonna get in there for the day. Hey, I'm gonna get in there for the day. Hey, I'm gonna get in there for the day. Hey, I'm gonna get in there for the day.
Hey, I'm gonna get in there for the day.
Hey, I'm gonna get in there for the day.
Hey, I'm gonna get in there for the day.
Hey, I'm gonna get in there for the day.
Hey, I'm gonna get in there for the day.
Hey, I'm gonna get in there for the day.
Hey, I'm gonna get in there for the day.
Hey, I'm gonna get in there for the day.
Hey, I'm gonna get in there for the day.
Hey, I'm gonna get in there for the day.
Hey, I'm gonna get in there for the day.
Hey, I'm gonna get in there for the day.
Hey, I'm gonna get in there for the day.
Hey, I'm gonna get in there for the day.
Hey, I'm gonna get in there for the day.
Hey, I'm gonna get in there for the day.
Hey, I'm gonna get in there for the day.
Hey, I'm gonna get in there for the day.
Hey, I'm gonna get in there for the day.
Hey, I'm gonna get in there for the day. Hey, I'm gonna get in there for the day. Hey, I'm gonna get in there for the day. Hey, I'm gonna get in there for the day. Hey, I'm gonna bought weekend passes for the shows coming up from we're third and fourth
Stutter slam 23
Hey Carl got two of those weekly passes of Davicon, but I need a refund dude. I have really seen a bonus up throwlight
I thought you were all cool. I think I'm gonna fucking throw up
I think I'm gonna fucking throw it. All right.
Chad's convincing some people that were not cool.
Oh, it's gonna hit me in the pocket book.
That's not good.
People say that still.
Pocket book.
Hit me in the pocket book.
Perse.
Yeah, the coin purse.
All right, we got a collar from Buffalo, calling it.
Carl, to T Squally from Buffalo.
Last week, you said the bills were probably
going to lose both games on Thanksgiving week.
Well, guess what?
They won both.
You Rochester, Ferrer, Weather, Fuck.
Love you.
Love the show.
Call me back.
Ferrer, Weather, Fuck!
No one screamed at the TV more than I was.
It almost those games.
You kidding me?
I ruined Thanksgiving.
Because of that game.
I got about the seaword.
Eight times in a row.
But Von Miller went down.
I'm daring, sir.
Yeah.
People fucking bust my balls about sports.
I don't know.
I got to stop bringing it up.
Hey, Carl, Uncle Baby Billy here.
He said that you need a Germany to win to advance.
Well, guess what? They did win. And they didn't advance. You said that you need a Germany to win to advance. Well guess what? They did win.
And they didn't advance you fucking idiot. Fuck you. Well, not for nothing, but Japan's
being spayed now. What fucking plan is this? How's that possible? And if anyone
saw that game, that ball was over the touch line of the second goal. That was not a fucking god another paco call
uh... now bro paco keep calling brother that's the whole area
gary from sandy a go
uh... i have some notes
gary's one of my favorite collars uh... paco is like one of these guys that when I have some notes. All right.
Gary's one of my favorite collars.
Paco is like one of these guys that when he feels like Colin, he'll call 30 times in
one day.
You know, hear from him for weeks.
If he would space these out, Mark, he'd get all of his collazons, but we love Paco.
Surprise.
It's like not just one long call.
Well, the voicemail cuts him off, right?
No, he gets hung up on and then calls back.
The voicemail limits three minutes.
If I see one of three minutes, I won't listen to it.
Don't do that.
But no, he cuts him off if he doesn't his shout out.
He knows that.
So he keeps calling.
Maybe just do things up something else he wants to talk about.
Calls right back again.
All right, I didn't think it was controversial to say you don't have to wash your hands
with soap and water after you pee pee but apparently a very controversial take.
Hey Carl, hey man I didn't realize you had to make pussy, monkey, listen to this show.
I thought there were maybe, you know, other motherfuckers.
All you fuckbases were worried about maybe a German too long.
Somebody's hands and you shake it.
Hey man, go get another fucking booster.
All right? Because you are a booster.
All right. By the way, our official stance for YouTube is that the boosters are great
and everyone should get them, even before you're supposed to, and as many as you possibly
can, use a fake ID, because many boosters, he possibly can't, to stay safe.
ID. There's many boosters. He might look at it to stay safe. Hey, Carl, you know, people say a lot of shit about you, but that thing you did for the
make a wish, co-hosts, and with that kid died a lung cancer. You're a real stand-up guy,
man. Beat down. I think the Husey is still alive. I don't think he was dying of one cancer, but thank you for that. I appreciate it
What's this next one? Oh, yeah?
Hey, Carl, I'll thank you, Sandy again
So all this all not washing your hands me go P.E. thing, you know
It's got to be kind of concerned because you know like at first it didn't care because you know like who cares
But now I'm learning that everybody else doesn't want their hands
So now I know enough the only one and apparently it's really gross and it but but but but here's the here's the gigger
Here's the gigger I go wash my head, but then I don't put a door
But what about all the other people who didn't wash my head so I got a paper towel
But what about what did they know actually what did they wipe their hands all over the clean paper towel
How it's done is really a hard time
He's the correct level of upset about that I
Understand if your triple vaccinated you don't need to wash your hands. Is that how I works? Yeah. All right. I should probably wash my hands up
Hollywood hamburger I'm gonna star my man
You got to get out here to the left coast. You got celebrity friends now. Sports Deluxe out on the left coast
You got
Komiya
You got Levy you got Chrissy
You got Dabblecon coming up.
You got to get rid of the local, yokeal friends.
You've all grown them.
They're done.
Carp kick, now.
You're rid of them.
You could probably actually keep producer Chris around
because he's funnier than you.
So people think you're funny.
I was like, oh, it's funny, but it's really producer Chris. And then otherwise, we'll keep crow's, that crow's way cooler than you so people think
you're cool. And then now that I think of it, I don't know if you've looked in the mirror
lately, but you probably gonna want to keep any tingles around.
So don't kick her to the curb.
You can definitely get rid of Vinny.
Yep.
And yeah, get rid of it.
She's whatever, she's kind of funny,
but she's no Chrissy, she's not Anthony's chick.
So that's my advice.
Double-con.
All right.
Trucker Andy, don't mention it.
Yeah, I slipped it to correct.
I don't think we're fucking, I'm out of here.
Yeah, you're out of here.
He said kick you to the curb, I think he meant curb stop.
That's what we're gonna do.
All right, let's see. Hannah just got home.
Let's see if we can get her on to read a review or two real quick. Hi, Hannah, welcome to the show. Hey, let's see. Hannah just got home. Let's see if we can get around to read a review or two real quick.
Hi, Hannah, welcome to the show.
Hey, how's it going?
It's going well.
So this morning, because my buddy Aaron over at SteelTell,
he, I'm gonna text thread with him and Gina Biscanti,
and anytime the Chad starts live streaming,
I get a note about it.
So Chad was live streaming this morning at 10 AM
from his hotel bed. He's still
laying in bed, he whips his phone out, he starts livestreaming. There's nine people watching,
including myself. One of them was my sister-in-law. The other eight are all people I've seen in our
livestreams. So it's just people just goofing on him. And he gets up and say, well, this is
boring. Like, you're boring, Jim. You're the one who is boring. I'm bored with boring everyone. Hannah welcome to the show.
Hey Hannah, so I was'm Mani Busquets.
Just wanted to melt you to the...
All right, so we got to talk about this because Hannah, you said you were a horse girl.
For some reason, I don't know why, but our review girls are all associated with different
farm animals.
I don't know if that has to be the case going forward because we're going to run out
of them eventually.
But, um, but you're telling me that there's just aren't any sexy
horse bikinis out there. Is that the problem or outfits? So yeah there's not there's I found one
that had horse print on it but that's it um so I would like to change to a pig because there are
a lot of options there. Oh god. I want to eat. Everyone loves a sexy pig. I thought Kyle was a bad move, but apparently there's works options where a horse nascar.
Like Casey.
They have underwear, but it's full-sized underwear and it's just horses making weird faces.
Well, don't you have scissors?
I don't understand what the problem is here. All right.
Well, Hannah, I'm gonna, I don't micromanage as you know.
So I'm gonna let you be you and you figure out
what your new idea of these gonna be.
You're a new free costume.
We were, yeah, we were suggesting,
whatever your persona is gonna be,
we were suggesting it doesn't have to be a farm animal.
It could be, well, I wouldn't tell you,
we were suggesting it.
Yeah. It was a back later.
But anyway, well, I'm glad that you're working on this project,
a very important project for our Patreon.
Yeah, there's just so many more options if you go pig.
Okay, good, awesome, go pig, go pig or go home.
And then Hannah, you confirmed for February 4th,
the Saturday of Dabblecon?
Will you be at Dabblecon?
We haven't confirmed yet.
Okay.
I were going to try, but we're just not sure.
Okay, I don't like this wee business.
I don't like that.
Something you could do.
Something something you could possibly accomplish.
I'm not gonna be there by myself in Boston, so it's it's just a matter of getting
from there to Rochester.
All right.
Sounds good.
Do we have any new reviews that you can read for us?
Let me see.
Sorry, I look so ugly today and I have to put on my glare glasses.
You look fantastic.
Fishing for compliments, please.
Let's see.
All right. fishing for compliments please. Let's see.
All right, I think I believe this one is new. Stop me if it's already been read.
Could you read it like a potato please?
Or a pig.
That's good.
All right, this is what's that Alex Stein by Yalanda?
This is either, okay.
I'm primetime 99% sure that Alex trolled you
in a recent episode.
The voicemail sounded just like him
and you had no retort other than to agree
with that caller's assessment,
which leads even more credence to that caller
being prim time 99.
What's your email address so I don't have to contact you
via the Apple comment section?
Is Alex Stein, Gary from San Diego?
Oh, can you imagine?
I don't think Alex's side is taking the time
to call it our voice mail, but maybe our email is whtpshowatgmail.com
if that's a legit question.
I don't know, but how many stars is it, Carl?
Oh, I'm gonna say that's a five star review.
Three and a half.
It's it's five.
It is five, all right.
Cardiff, hey, what's up buddy?
We played, we played your new theme song.
It's pretty rockin'.
Good job on that.
All right, any other reviews, Hannah?
Nothing I see that I can, I'm positive.
What the fuck?
We sat here and waited extra 20 minutes.
Sorry.
It's all your fault.
It's not a very mess of a week.
I'm sorry.
It's all good.
Terrible at my job.
It's not like we do this every Saturday or two or anything like that.
It's not like I tried to make it to the New See for...
Surprise.
People are working there, it's casual.
All right, well, it's lovely to see you.
Thanks for having me with us.
Thank you.
All right, and I got to pull the plug on this thing.
But we'll get you out again very soon.
Cardiff is blowing up.
Yeah.
He's on everyone's show, everyone's doing his show now.
He used to be just like, you know,
a mom swipes left kind of guy,
but now he's a fucking
one of the most popular potatoes on the internet.
He's a celebrity spot.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Pretty impressive.
All right.
Hi everybody.
Hard to do the show call.
Okay. Okay. So the green episode the show cause that's the case. Okay, so the right episode.
The episodes? Oh my!
That was a great episode.
That was really great.
I got a go.
Good bye.
Good bye.
This is it. It's over.
Okay, goodbye.
Hey, bye.
Goodbye.
Hey, bye. Goodbye.
Okay? Goodbye.
Hey, bye.
Goodbye. Hey, bye. Goodbye.