Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep405 - The Sissy Whisperer
Episode Date: April 27, 2023Today we're humiliating guys who have small penises. I know, it sounds terrible, but it gets much worse. This podcaster sells products that actually shrink your penis. This woman is the problem to you...r solution. Kaya Orsan joins the show to find out if sissification is transphobic. It's not. Then we check in on Patty Pukewater with his latest Brendan Schaub confusion and brand new 60 second reviews. Also, I was on Misery Loves Company and made the mistake of complimenting Shuli and the Uncle Rico Show. I won't do that again. Also another round of To Catch An Alien, two new review girls, and Cardiff has Covid. Join Kaya's discord - discord.gg/8TahdSmPFd Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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It all started with my small penis.
Hmm.
Wow.
Wow.
It's actually quite bad.
Episode 4!
Oh, fine.
Are you a boner guy?
Oh, I was a boner guy.
What a dick!
You know what I miss penis?
What are you talking about?
I'm the one who should apologize.
Cause.
Cause a row.
Cause a row.
Slapper Rooney.
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We'll be reviewing a show called The Sissy Whisperer.
This is one that Kaye found and I have questions about that.
We have both listened separately.
We have not discussed it with each other before, let's get into it.
This is a show hosted by Miss Amelia Divine
and Kaye is something very disturbing today a show hosted by Miss Amelia Divine. And kind of something very disturbing today,
a link about Miss Amelia Divine.
Do you wanna start there?
Should we place them close to the show first?
Let people know what we're looking at.
Sure, yeah, go ahead and explain what the genre is here.
Because I found out a couple of years ago
that this is an entire cottage industry of women
specifying men and masculating them for profits.
Which the men are very into, it seems so, go ahead.
I don't know if they are into it,
just based on one of the interviews that I heard,
which we'll get more into, but basically,
what this woman does, she has a website,
she has a few websites.
She has a website, and you know what, fuck it,
I'll just play a clip and then we can talk about
that other link that you just sent me
that was quite disturbing. I wanna remind I'll play a clip and then we could talk about that other link that you just sent me that was quite disturbing
I want to remind all of you that like to have your
Anybody Litty Clitty little clitty humiliated you could do that on my itty bitty clitty committee.com
Where I love to put up nice little pictures of you and show off what you lack and even
Voice my opinion about it while everybody else would come in and see it even voice my opinion about it,
while everybody else would come in and see it
and voice their opinion about it as well.
All right, so I got confused by this
because the website is ittybittyclytycommitty.com.
So I thought we were talking about little clits
because that's what it says,
but I think she's talking about penises
that are the size of clits.
Yes.
Is that correct?
Yes, okay.
Yes, you got that correct.
That's disturbing.
That's not like a little stuttering at the beginning.
Welcome to the itty bitty, clitty committee.
Yeah, I mean, it's enough.
I mean, we got it.
She goes, whittle itty bitty clities again.
No, we got a small.
Yes.
You just say it one time.
We're all going to understand.
I'm just saying, I wouldn't want my dummy mommy to be a stutterer.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, you need respect, dad.
It's a good point.
Take away from it.
Definitely.
So the most recent episode was put out last October, or as they call, Locktober, because
there's a lot of cuckolding going on in the show.
And well, I'll play the clip and then we can dive out what it is. And so today in celebration of October and celebration of that BU for little device that
goes around your teeny weeny little itty bitty witty.
We're going to be talking to Sissy Kimmy.
All right, so, October, apparently there's a device that you put around your penis.
Oh, you don't need to explain it because one of the episodes I listened to was the original
October episode from a couple of years ago.
Great.
I don't know which ones you exactly listened to, but I listened to the very first episode
and I listened to the October one.
So, if you want her explanation, that's my clip 11.
Perfect.
October is that wonderful time of the year, where from starting April, I'm not April,
oh my God, my brain.
October 1st to October 31st.
You are...
Hold on, I don't know how I pause it,
but she's already confused by when Lactobar is.
Like I never even heard the concept
and I would have figured it out.
I think it starts in April, maybe June.
I would have it in at least three guesses.
All right, I'll go ahead.
Yeah, even the biggest pervert is gonna be like,
I'm not staying in this till April.
Okay, give me my money back.
To October 31st, you are locked in chastity.
That's right.
That cute little clitty is locked up up in Tasty for a full month.
All right, but it's not like sober October. I can still like drink and do drugs, right?
Yeah.
Because it's both. It's gonna be rough. It's gonna be tough hard.
A lot of my clips are going to be very long and I apologize. And I think the reason is because
she used to be a phone sex operator. So she has a cadence where she tries to keep you on the phone and she talks
so slow so she can drain your credit card. It's very infuriating, but you know, I should
have known. She was a phone sex operator because she's so fat that should have been my
first clue. That's the sex work for FatWeb and all right
I'm gonna just start off from the beginning and how the show starts off. It's quite annoying
Sit back relax
Let the system is for educate your soul. I don't know what that means.
What does that mean?
Educate your soul?
The fuck is she talking about?
She doesn't know what she does or why she doesn't
or why anyone would want her to do it.
She's just to make shit up.
Yeah.
Doesn't make any fucking sense.
All right, so she talks about the guest
that's gonna come on.
And this is Sissy Kimmy.
Today in this episode, we are going to be talking to one of my favorite Sissy's Sissy Kimmy.
If you are a Sissy of mine and you have been struggling with Chastity or have had
questions about Chastity or anything, you may have heard me mention about a sissy who has locked herself up for a extremely long
time.
She doesn't have a key holder.
She locks her own self up.
She's found her own chastity that works for her and she is a lifestyle sissy.
No, currently if I'm wrong here, Kaya, but she doesn't have her own key holder.
Doesn't that mean she can unlock it at any time or he or whatever this is?
Yeah, she knows how to get to the cookie jar.
Yeah, right, exactly.
It's not how to reach.
And I thought struggling with Chesa,
he was not being able to get laid.
Yeah, that's the struggle.
I've been struggling with it for two weeks then.
Yeah, right.
This is a new breed of in cell.
But okay, so you might be wondering,
well, what's the point if you can just unlock yourself
at any point, so she has an answer, well, what's the point if you can just unlock yourself at any point?
Well, she has an answer to you. And that is my clip 12.
If you wanted to participate in October and you're like, well, what do I do with the keys?
Calm asunt, sweetheart. Get yourself a gallon freezer, zip lock bag, throw some water in it, pop the keys in there and freeze the bitches.
I mean, they're going gonna be stuck in there.
It's gonna take you forever to defrost them.
Make it even worse.
Fraze it in a little zip lock bag and shove it in a chicken
and phrase it inside the chicken.
Really make it horrible for yourself.
Well, okay, I know.
It'll last me there.
But she never heard of that hammer.
She seems like she's getting turkey, just stuff it.
That's fucking weird. That poor, like what do the She never heard of that hammer. She never heard of that hammer. She never heard of that hammer.
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I tell you what, he may not have started right out at first, but I know by the end of
the middle of the month, he was going crazy trying to find this keys. Could not find those
keys. No matter where he looked.
All right. I have a question about this. Yeah.
You're wearing a Chastity belt, whatever this thing is.
Can you get a heart on?
Is that a thing you can't, okay, you can't.
It's gonna stop you from getting a heart on.
That's the whole point.
Okay.
Second question.
Do you wear it to bad?
Everywhere.
Yeah, they literally has like a little pisslet
that they have to piss out of for the entire month.
Or however long they wear it.
Third question.
How much is the answer for me?
How uncomfortable is that?
The more egg.
You got to think.
It's barely your boner.
That sounds like an awful way to wake up.
Oh my favorite.
She's, of course, a very responsible soci-owner.
So she tells you, well, if it does hurt, take it off.
That's clip 16.
If you wear it safe, for example, you put it on the first day is all right, but the second
day it starts feeling a little uncomfortable. Third day it becomes painful. For any time
you're reaching pain level, you need to take that off. If it's chafing, you need to take
it off. This shows that it just does not fit you and you're going to have to get a different type.
Oh, thank you, Master.
Thank you.
If it's breaking your leg, you can take it off.
Thank you.
Cook the chicken, wait for its insides to fall
and take it off.
I mean, it's not painful, right?
You'll get to it a few hours, it's fine.
Take a blowtorch to it.
Just that's fine.
You don't need to paramedics to bring a bonfire.
Chickens of me pissed.
So I'll just go with my explanation of what the
Locktober shit is and then I could do the interview if you like.
So during October, they do all of this shit and what's the point?
What is the point of shoving yourself into the little cock cage?
Well, some guys are apparently into nullifying themselves and clip 13 explains what that is.
And if you have been looking for a way to make it to where you do not get erections,
where you want it to be completely null, locked up is a wonderful way to do that.
You can lock it away. It will try to become erect, but depending
on the type of case that you got, it can stop that erection. Either way, you're not getting
to that full potential of what your penis could do. So what that means is it's going to become
weaker. And the weaker that it becomes, the more flaccid, the more flaccid, the more null, the more null, the more it's a cute little
clitty and you're nothing but a little sissy and you're only good for one thing.
You are not selling me, we have this lady. I just think you're when you finally unlock it.
It's like the snake and the canopy, you know, it's gonna be like, putting it out.
She's the worst salesperson ever.
What's it gonna take to get you into this cock holster?
Did I, I guess, I don't know.
Soft pass.
Like I said though.
So nullifying is literally you shrink overtime.
Apparently some guys that takes the years,
they shrink their dicks to the size of a button. And at that point, they're also impotent.
So it's literally giving yourself impotence on purpose.
That's you're destroying your manhood.
But when you're destroying your penis, make sure not to hurt yourself.
Pick the best materials.
That's clip 14 and 15.
There are tons of different types of chasties out there.
There's silicon chasties, metal chasties.
There's plastic chasties. There's tons of different types of chastities out there. There's silicon chastities, there's metal chastity. There's plastic chastities.
There's tons of different types of chastities out there.
And you need to be careful with the one that you get.
You know, there could be,
you could be allergic to silicon.
It happens, you could be allergic to a type of plastic.
BPA plastic is the best kind to get.
You don't wanna get some regular Joe Smow plastic.
You want to get some, if you're going to use plastic,
you want to get a good BPA plastic.
Oh, I'm glad she's worried about my health.
That's good to know.
Yeah.
Showing them us to a mask.
You don't want to get a rash.
Right, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I'm a bit there's chafing as you mentioned earlier.
I just realized you were, I honestly didn't realize you were
literally trying to shrink people's penis.
Because every website I look at is ads for the exact opposite of that
I've never seen one that's like too big
That's my ad click
Here's the other safety on I do not suggest
Getting a chassis that has got the spikes in it to punish you for getting an erection. Yeah, okay
Good, especially if you've never done this before.
I mean, it's like you're trying to go to top level
whenever you're only on the ring one.
So don't do that, just don't do that.
Also, do not get a chance to do that comes with a catheter
for 31 days.
Think about that.
31 days, catheter, any rerethra, going in there. No, you're
going to have to hurting yourself common sense
Yeah, no, no, this is none of this makes any sense. This is the opposite of sense. It's not common. Thank God. It's not
It's not common. It's very uncommon
We keep it safe, Carl that that is funny. She's like by the way, you might not want to get the one with spikes in it and put that around your
Cocking. Yeah, pretty good advice, Laney.
You're ideas, you're intriguing.
It's like a wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
It's like an iron maiden for your penis.
Yeah, I'm not putting that on.
And one more do I get at the end of this?
If I actually go through with it,
oh, none at all, your penis is smaller
and you had a pay for that.
Oh, wait, what?
And everyone makes fun of you.
Yeah, what's going on?
Why is this the case? What does respect you? He fell for it. It's all sounds terrible. You wasted some frozen chicken.
Yeah. I don't forget about the chicken. Oh, here's the good one. So I assume you have not looked
into the sissy cages or the cock cages as they're called. I have not. Well, apparently, I didn't know
this, but there's some high-end models.
And here she talks about one of those models that
is remote control that's clip 18.
Oh, wow.
The cellmate is a chassis that is run by an app.
Oh, I have this app.
All right, no, never mind.
I do know what we're talking about.
To where you can give a person access to that app,
and they can lock the chastity on you.
And they decide when to lock it and unlock it.
Oh my god.
If my, uh, dumb or whatever is in control of this,
loses their phone, oh man.
I don't know who's more upset about this today
that you lost your phone.
I accidentally locked my phone in your chastity bag.
Can you imagine? Whoops. Ah. So for getting my phone in your chassis. You man.
Forgetting your cheese in the house.
The locksmith, because over's like, yeah, I'm not doing it.
Better luck with the floor cleaner at a Stunnery John's place.
What happened, and this is just going over really quick,
what I remember, what happened was hackers
got a hold of the pass codes to the cellmates and locked them
and was doing a ransom for Bitcoin.
I forget how much of the Bitcoin it was
if they were doing a ransom in order
to get your cellmate unlocked.
Now, a lot of the guys didn't have their cellmate
on, but they went and checked, and yeah, their cellmate was locked. The ones that was wearing
it, and it got locked on, I don't know what happened, but that was an interesting thing.
However, I'm mentioning it because they did fix the bugs.
Can't you just kid that, my mom? It's sad I do really have to fucking lock up my cellmate.
That's awful.
So imagine it's bad enough when you get a virus on your computer.
How the fuck do you get a virus on your cock cage?
How the fuck are you downloading onto that?
How does that even happen?
How do you click an ad with that thing?
I don't know.
But so the beautiful thing is so she explains,
yeah, some people got fucking locked out of their cock,
or into their cock cages more accurately for Bitcoin.
In clip 19, she shields the cellmate.
And you can offer the code or app or however they do it to someone who says live in a
different state or country or whatever.
Basically that means that any of my little sissy's out there that get a cellmate and you
want me to hold your key. you got to do is buy a cell
Made give me access to the app and I will damn sure hold your key. Oh, this is a creep
Making money this woman is a
Just my favorite like hey this piece of shit. They just got hacked. Yeah buy it. Yeah buy it
It does my favorite like hey this piece of shit that just got hacked. Yeah buy it. Yeah buy it. It can be the code
Someone's texting her I November 1st or whatever they're like all right. Yeah, we did it. She's like I'm sorry. What's your name again? Right? No, I'm not seeing Sorry new phone who does
Yeah, I run it down to the sky one one one
Got to buy a new app for that sorry imagine being customer support for that fucking toy
What's your emergency you fucking know what my emergency is
Don't put me to that fucking phone tree again, asshole. Okay, perfect. I'm through all of my Locktober clips.
Okay, now we all know, all right.
Time for the interview.
Great. Because we can introduce to someone else who, I guess, sponsors the show, has an ad
at the beginning of every episode. Dr. Sue.
For those of you who don't know me, I'm a fetish psychologist who works with
submissive men and couples on a myriad of topics from submission
acceptance to Cuckold training.
Cuckold training.
So she teaches you how to suck a bull's spunk out of your wife's couch.
It's pretty hand-trained.
I can't understand having to get better at sex, but you have to get better at not having
sex and just sitting in the car and watching.
That's the end of the answer.
So the page that you sent me is I want clips.com.
She has, she's selling this book or something,
CEI for beginners.
CEI, you know what this is, producer Chris?
Cuck.
Nope.
No, no, no.
Come eating instructions.
She is going to teach you,
don't listen to this paragraph.
I'm gonna read this to you.
How long have you been curious about tasting your own come?
What's stopping you?
She's right like my sister.
What's stopping you?
Sometimes you just need a little hot.
That was your thing, exactly like your sister.
What's stopping you?
Sometimes you just need a little hand holding
and verbal encouragement.
You have fears about eating your own come, but don't worry.
I don't.
You see, I know what you see you're secretly afraid of.
What you secretly worry about, jerk off instructions at a little humiliation can always lead to a nice
come eating cherry pop.
And I got to buy this book from her to learn how to eat my own come.
Something I'm sure I could figure out if I wanted to
That's insane. Oh, no, it's an MP3 file. Oh, okay
Does anybody need jerk off instructions? I'm pretty good at it
Well, yeah, that was the other part of that too you're trick or two
Yeah, right exactly it. I bet you don't cut the ball to correctly
Yeah, it's called
Community instructions and jerk off instructions. There's also many more courses all of which have
horrific thumbnails that look like they're made in a you know the windows like power slide presentations
Baton switch fagging in all training
Nurt sitting
Your daily reminder that you're a sissy
Dessy. Look at the mirror.
Pretty much the same reminder every day.
Stick hair, don't care.
Beta's versus Sissy's.
Destroying your immediate male ego, how to masturbate like a Sissy.
And these all range from like five bucks to 20 bucks.
How to masturbate like a Sissy?
Don't.
Ah, damn it.
Yeah.
I was over to jerk off today.
Block yourself up. Yeah, because this whole thing is about like you want to give your partner pleasure and you're not allowed to get any is kind of the I think the overview. Yeah, pretty much of what this is. Okay, with with sissy keby but I've always been kinky since I can remember even when I was a
younger and growing up as a kid I remember playing games like cups and robbers and feeling very
excited when I would get caught and tied up and yeah as I went through puberty and first found out
about porn I was immediately drawn to them Gomporn, humiliation, small penis
humiliation, ball busting, and pain. Okay, that's all fine. But who the fuck is tying people
up with it? Like hops and robbers. This kid is younger than me. That's not a thing. No,
it's Cowboys and Indians. Good point. So apparently, yeah, that's a weird game. That game's weirder than to catch an alien.
Where you're tying your friends up. All right, I guess. Imagine if you're like his parents
and you hear about this, you think they're just playing an innocent game like that's play catch.
And then he turns into a com catcher like four day. Catch it with your tug.
Before we move on to Agulus. Catch it with your tug.
Okay.
Kimmy likes the degrading aspect of those.
I like the pain aspect, the giving of control.
And I like the degrading of what is left
of masculinity.
What's up with your masculinity?
Nothing.
Damn, there's nothing left of your masculinity.
What are you talking
about?
That guy sounds really gross. Did you listen to this episode producer, Chris?
I did.
Damn it.
I had an Ask Chris in here. Did you listen to a kaya?
No.
You didn't.
All right. I haven't asked kaya then. It's going to be an Ask Chris. Now I can ask kaya.
All right. You're going to listen to this and then you got to tell me what's going to come
next. So it looks like your top three kings are chassis,
chassis,
specifications, short penis mediation,
and along with the SPH, you know, some ball busting and all,
but what pulled you into those?
What really attracted you to those?
All right, what attracted Sissy Kimmy
to chassis,
specification, short penis mediliation, SPH,
and some ball busting.
Also, that's not a top three, but go ahead.
I know, that was whatever.
What do they have the answer as?
Yes.
Kaya.
Is this multiple choices?
Do I get choices or do I have to bluntly guess?
No, you have to bluntly guess.
What do you think she's gonna say?
I would keep saying she.
There's a clue it was in the intro
Anime that's usually anime anime. It's so funny
You say that because that's an I would have guessed if you want to give him to say that like I'm sure it's a wee, right?
No listen to this it all started with my small penis
There I'm Asian and of course we all know the stereotype of small Asian
penises. What? You see Japanese penis so small. So this guy was bullied into being
humiliated and enjoying it. It's basically who we're gonna find out here. Yeah at some
point he said if you can't beat him, join him. Yeah right exactly like everyone's
pointing laughing. I'm gonna be like yeah look at me. I said, okay.
But hold on a second, Kayan because I know what you're thinking. He's just an ex Asian.
He's got a very small penis, but how small could it be? Because I remember, let's
never remember this very well with Howard Stern, we're talking about small as penises.
And then they finally had a dick measuring kind of stuff. Howard Stern show and Howard was
like six and a half inches or something. And I was like, well, okay, I mean,
what are you talking about?
Yeah, you've been talking about a small year for all this time.
Well, let's see what's going on with Sissy Kimmy here.
I only grew to 3.7 inches, and that is my maximum length. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I mean, it's not good. Look at the stack of Nichols. Second Nichols.
All right.
So now, he talks about how he's gone through humiliation
in high school and then in college.
And there's a girl who gave me a hand job.
And then she went and told everyone how small he was.
And everyone was goofing at him.
I was driving around this little, this laughing by ass.
Judy sounded so horrific.
I know, everything he said, I felt bad.
Really guy, I sounded horrendous.
And then sure, what is our girl, Amulia, say after all of this?
So the stereotypes that's out there about Asians,
it doesn't really bother you, doesn't it? doesn't really bother you, doesn't.
It doesn't bother you, doesn't.
He just went throughout traumatic it was.
Okay, so this is his answer to that.
It was like this villain origin story.
What do you mean up to?
Yeah, right, exactly.
Like you're talking to Lex Luger,
like, yeah, but that didn't bother you, right?
You're cool with the world, that's what turned me
into the monster I am today.
Well, I was always embarrassed about it and when I was younger, I would always be worried.
I would always be worried that someone would bring it up or make a joke about it.
And one of my biggest fears was that for some reason everyone would have to get naked
or something.
Yeah, this guy is still terrified of this to this day.
And it's so funny.
She's like, yeah, but you're cool with that, right?
He's like, no, I just had 3.7 inches.
Yeah, but you want to go skinny dipping, right?
By the way, but the 0.7 is weird too when you're talking about inches.
I don't even know how you find that out of ruler.
I'm not even sure what that would be.
Everyone knows the prop way to measure your penis.
I've said this before and I'm curl talks about it.
Use tape measure.
All right, flimsy tape measure.
You start just past your asshole.
You go up the taint, wrap it once or twice around the balls.
Then you go up and then go hang yourself.
You go about an inch past. You He's going past out of your penis. And that's the length of your cock. And yes, I have six and a half. Thank you very much.
Oh, bad. No idea. This one is this one is brutal. I also listen to this other episode. Oh, she stopped doing these shows. She had COVID really bad, she said.
And that was back last October.
She's like, I'm just getting over COVID
and then I'm at the holidays.
I'll be back early in 2023
and she hasn't come back yet.
I know everyone's upset.
I didn't mean to bring the mood down.
We were hoping for new episodes.
I'm shit.
Oh no.
So episode 25 is called, is Cisification Transphobic?
I know we were all thinking it.
My fist seems very transphobic with it, doing it here.
What?
Apparently, Sissy's emulate females?
There's a whole bit in one of her episodes that I didn't clip, I don't think.
But yeah, she does go through the whole distinction of what is a beta male, what is a trans person,
what is a sissy, what is a bait?
It's all the same shit to me, I don't know, loser.
Okay.
All right.
So that's the band diagram for Kaya.
Here's your advice to you.
So if you biddyclitycommity.com, go check it out.
See if you want to show off your lack of manhood.
I know that you do.
I mean, you might as well embrace the fact
that you've got nothing but a nob between your legs.
That's just how that goes.
That sounds like a terrible idea.
Just embracing it, letting everybody know
that you have a very tiny little penis, little knob,
and let everybody point and laugh at you.
It's the worst thing you could possibly do.
Oh, shit.
But that's what they want to get
off to. So, okay, I have an example of this. My clip 8, she explains, well, you guys like humiliating
yourself, you little sissy's. So you could go outside and cross dress in public, but you should not
do that. I do not advocate at all forcing the public to be involved with your kink or your sexual
lifestyle. Period in the story. I do not advocate for it. There is a time and a place for it.
Okay. Good. Correct.
Yeah.
Perfect.
And if you subscribe,
finally some common sense here in this muck of degeneracy, but then she continues with
Column 9.
There is a way to bring Sissy's out into the public so that they could feel that humiliation
without forcing the public to be a part of their kink and lifestyle.
Because being a Sissy is more than just wearing the cute little tutus and the cute little bodices
and adorable little purses and all of that.
You could put a sissy and female clothing and it looked not like they are enjoying a
kink or a fetish or a sexual desire, but that they are just a man dressed in women's clothing,
which is a 21st fucking century.
Men dress in women's clothing, it happens.
Women dress in men's clothing, it happens.
Get the fuck over it.
Just say it.
That's not the problem.
Well, also that is still including the public
and your fetish just because I'm not aware of it.
You're still in public cross dressing
for your own sexual entertainment. How's that difference?
That's a good point and she talks about because this this is a ridiculous thing where she's talking about whether
Cisification is
Transphobic or not and let me just start with this because she's gonna educate us. Kaya, you ready?
Hmm for that. I always on book. I'm ready. I have an open mind. Yeah, I always want people to say like, like shut the fuck up, let me educate you on this.
Topic.
I'm just asking everybody to just kind of sit back
and relax and let me give you a little bit of education
on what I have thought about in my opinion
on a specification possibly or possibly not being
transphobic.
Now first off, that's not how education works.
Sit back and we educate you on my opinion.
Well, that's not an education.
It's indoctrination about that.
Also possibly and unpossibly are your only options.
Right, good point.
That's not teaching either.
Either listen or don't listen,
but don't do the other thing.
Right.
Okay.
Now we're gonna sit back
We're gonna get educated and she's gonna start by telling us that I and it sounds like she's a little bit ashamed
By this she is cis
She was born female. She was a sign female a birth. I should say gross. I know I know, but don't worry. She's gonna make up for it here
Identify is the gender that I was. Kaya. I am a cis woman. I do identify as a gender that I was born with. However, I am a queer woman.
And I am queer because I have no preference at all
with whom I fall in love with or share sexual relations with.
I am also queer because I do not see sexuality or a gender as the
normal society does.
Alright, so apparently now you can call yourself queer if you're bisexual and open-minded.
That's what queer is.
I hate that. I hate the whole reclaiming the work shit. Like either it's a bad word or
it's not. Like you can't tell me that it being an adjective is okay
But if I call you that as a noun that's bad like if I call you a queer right right big at all of a sudden
But it's odd to me though that like so LGBTQ
So you have the B and the Q there and now like I guess they're the same thing for some reasons
Are we just adding letters with a second and more letters in the air?
The queer and the NBs, the non-binary,
I swear every other fucking celebrity every day,
they're like, I'm queer, I'm not a binary now.
Okay, so are you still a man?
Yeah, do you still fuck pussy?
Yeah.
Okay, so what changed?
So I'm queer, Jesus Christ.
I've never tried to tell you, get it?
You wouldn't listen to me, get it, gay man.
By the way, I have to say,
this, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, gay man. By the way, I have to say, this,
Metallica should redo their old saw from the early 90s,
update it.
You know I'm sysforquil.
Come on, sysforquil, that's gonna be a hit.
How are certain I'll have him back out again?
You get nothing, you lose.
Good day, sir.
Good point.
Okay, so now as you can explain why sissy's are not
transphobic. In fact, what I see are sissy's trying to pee seen as a woman, but just not
pulling it off. That is where my term sissy limbo comes in. a man not a woman just a sissy. So a sissy sucks
it be in a girl. But a sucks to be in a dude, but sucks to be in a girl for
that reason. I need to interject the clip because you might think that because
it's dudes who demean themselves and humiliate themselves by acting
like women, you might get the mistaken idea that they looked down on women, not so.
Clip 5.
It is not that they are trying to, you know, go into this downgrade mode of being female,
that's not what they're doing at all.
And in fact, if you ask a sissy,
why do you dress in female clothes
and why does it make you feel so submissive
when you put dress a female clothes,
that's their way of honoring the alpha female,
but they know they will never be female.
It's just their way of honoring the alpha female.
Oh, could you say it's al-
I know.
Yeah.
Yeah, if dressing like a drag queen and sucking dick
is honoring women, okay.
Someone's straight in to do some explaining over here.
That is very complicated.
What she's saying.
And this is the other thing too that I was trying to figure out
from this whole explanation of why it's not transphobic.
Imagine that there is a trans woman
who's not tolerant of your dumb kink.
Is that even, I was talking to Caitlin Jenner.
Is that even a thing?
If a trans woman was just like,
hey you, why are you dressed like a girl?
I was like, help you get off.
That's not cool.
I'm gonna go swim to the lab.
Just a woman face.
Yeah, right exactly.
I don't think anyone's offended by this.
They need to be explained at all because then she goes on to tell us about transgender.
Being transgender is not a kink or a fetish.
It is not.
And I'm going to repeat that being transgender is not a kink or a fetish.
You don't force anybody to be transgender.
She sounds like she got kidnapped by transisis. Transisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisis So what is she implying there? She says it's not a kink because you don't force anyone.
So are these people who are sissy's? Are they forcing people to do things they don't want to do?
Is that part of their that's what it because kinky?
Yeah, well according to her, you're also not forcing anyone to be a sissy. The men consent to it.
That's why I was very confused by that whole thing. Also the fact that you feel the need to explain
this either is insulting to my intelligence
or to trans people or both.
The fact they're like, by the way,
this isn't a kick they have,
like yeah, no, I know.
I know what it's all that it was.
Why do you think that?
It's all very confusing
and she has the same confidence
as the financial feminist.
Did you notice that?
You're very similar to five going out like,
so if you put your money in a bank,
that's a good spot for it, right?
I guess.
I guess.
I guess I still.
All right.
What else you got out here, Kaya?
These are kind of unkite-agorised,
but I guess we can go with Clip7,
which is that, just because a Sissy wants to have a woman
step on him and be called all these names, doesn't mean he's looking for unsolicited
shaming.
Okay.
Clip7.
Unsolicited humiliation.
Unsolicited harsh discipline.
There's been a lot of assumption on them that all they want to do is they want to pair
panties and suck cock.
And that is not always true.
What's on soliciting a harsh discipline?
Someone just runs up and they're spaking you.
Well, she's trying to say that, or I guess I didn't clip the full context,
but only your mistress
is allowed to, you know, shame you and call you names.
But if your boss comes up to you and says, Bob, why the fuck are you wearing a mini skirt
that the fuck out of the office, you're fired?
That's unsolicited humiliation.
But wait, Fuddy, you're...
Yeah.
Bob, you look different today. So let's ask a question.
Why do Cicis do this?
And that's Clip 10 because we're all curious.
And she has an explanation.
She has great insights.
I don't think she does, but I'll count.
It's my turn.
Why are they like this?
Why do they enjoy dressing in the feminine? Why do they want to be humiliated? Why do they want to be this that or the other?
Why? Why? Why? I have one very, very simple answer to that. Why the fuck not?
Oh, geez. Seriously. fuck not? Seriously, so D why not that's the dumbest fucking answer possible because it's way more fun to get a boner and then have sex with said boner
Yeah, this did not and also shrieking your penis. I can see why you wouldn't want to do that. I can see why that'd be a problem
I'd like to subscribe to your news later. Why not?
I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter. Why not?
What a reason.
Doesn't even expound on.
It's like, oh, it's a taboo.
You get to be like, mask and whatever the fuck.
No, just why not?
Well, okay, everyone can use that excuse.
Why did you take Bendy, kill all those girls?
Why not?
Why not?
Okay.
They're cute.
And she does offer a bit more of an explanation though
in clip six, which she blames the patriarchy, of course.
That's what Michael Poe Pope said to the judge.
Yeah, right.
How much money do you want from serious for this?
How much you got?
Sissy, being a man has been raised in a world of patriarchy
a world where, you know, they have to men up.
They have to don't show your emotions.
You're a man.
You get out there.
You make money,
you carry on the family name, you play sports, you get rough, blah, blah, blah, oh, Tim
Ellen, stuff like shit like that, you know, and that's what their race does. So they've
already got that that's running through their mind constantly, but what's running in the back of their mind is how they want to submit,
and they want to wear the bra.
They want to wear the panties.
Oh.
Ah.
Ah.
I know I'm getting corny, but I'm not the first one.
No, no, I mean, I know every guy is out of fucking alpha,
but yeah, get a job and make some fucking money.
What are you doing?
Come on, get to Maryland.
You can jerk off when you get home.
You're coming to your panties when you get home
or in your magic kit or whatever the fuck people
are jerking off into these days.
Not even sure.
Did you have any clothes or do you want me to finish these, though?
Finish them off.
She explains how hot she works on this Sissy podcast,
by the way, that's Clip 3.
Okay.
I work early mornings.
I'm available early mornings. I and usually up by 4.30,
online by 6.
I do a lot of my recordings in the morning.
So whenever I'm doing a hip now,
and I'm going through the editing,
and I'm writing up triggers,
and I'm editing the subliminals,
and I'm doing all of that.
I am sitting here about to fall out.
Wow.
She does that for us, Kaya.
Yeah, she gets 4.30, like a Marine or something.
Yeah.
What do you even do?
Who wants to get sissified that 6.00 F.M.
Oh, so I don't even know if the other thing.
Kaya, I just want to point out, she goes,
I'm up in 4.30, I'm online by 6.
I roll out of bed at 9.10, I'm online at 9. I roll out of bed at 910, I'm online at 911.
So I don't know why that's so difficult.
Yeah.
I don't know why that's so difficult.
I'm like, yeah, I'm right, exactly.
And then the place where next to me, I'm on Discord
and like five minutes flat, shaming people
and calling them names.
Yeah.
It's a separate game.
So I'm sure this takes a while to roll out.
That's probably true.
But you know what?
They say, do somebody you love?
You never work a day in your life.
So be a sissy. What's so difficult? Well, she doesn't just do the podcast in her podcast. She's sometimes apparently also interjects ASMR and that's clip one. Oh, no.
But before we find out exactly what's going to happen whenever I mix those three together, let's find out a way that you can ruin your cock.
Come it out there after the break.
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it was meant to be pussy.
That wasn't your ad, that was her ad it, Kaya.
That was her ad it. I love the pussy at the end. That was her ad it, Kaya. That was her ad it.
I love the pussy at the end.
That was her ad it.
However, I did get up at 432 today.
I was on my computer at 6 after masturbating for an hour and a half.
And I worked as hard as she did to make my own ASMR.
That's my clip 2b.
No more cores light for you, because you're no longer a man.
Fun from now on, you're going to drink but liars.
Like a good little feminized cross-dressing itty-bitty-clyty bitch.
Yeah, order.
Crack open that piss poor beer
Get on it big tits
That's pretty good. I'm gonna do my own one. I just I scale was one. Thank you. You're gonna be a fucking
Tia ta
You're a little peata
It's a fuck pretty well done there guy. Oh, he's shit
Thanks for getting up early for the show. I think that's all running a fucking daycare
All right, guys. We're back to a normal show schedule. Which means it's time for our
And this week it comes from James Jones
Dick Masterson was on PKA,
pain killer already, familiar with the show, Kaya, PKA.
Bakedly, yeah.
Pretty big show.
There's this guy Woody on there.
And I guess,
I know Woody.
You know Woody, yeah.
So I guess Woody doesn't handle guests as well
as he could according to Mr. Masterson
and the guy from Epic Meal Time.
And so they tell him that and the way that Woody handles this,
I guess he could have done a better job of handling this information that they're telling him.
Happens.
I do have that same after my first show at the same feeling.
I'm like, man, I think that guy would have hated me.
What am I doing?
I can't tell if he is overfucked.
You know, no, you're not.
You're just kind of like a, like you just go like you doing? I can't tell you. What are you doing?
What are you doing?
I can't tell you.
What are you doing?
I can't tell you.
What are you doing?
I can't tell you.
What are you doing?
I can't tell you.
What are you doing?
I can't tell you.
What are you doing?
I can't tell you.
What are you doing?
I can't tell you.
What are you doing?
I can't tell you.
What are you doing?
I can't tell you.
What are you doing?
I can't tell you. What are dad say like I really enjoyed your appearance
Like telling a story like and then like so I I load it up like that and I'm like wait Well, what's that I'm telling a story
Yeah
Watch what you hear now
I feel like you hate me now for all this. Now you really hate you.
I'm trying to figure it out.
When I get it up to something, I don't know what everyone's laughing at.
I'm lost.
What happened is the two guests on the show are like, yeah,
what do you do a better job?
And his two co-hosts lose their mind over that?
Because you know they've been thinking it for a while
So what's going on?
I'm so hard at the beginning of the shitty podcast. There's just a thing that you
Was ever left harder on this show. Yeah, what is going on right now?
So that's kind of fun. Those are long episodes of the fact that James James was able to find something that's three and a half hours into an eight
hour show.
So we also got a song submission for Mr. Magenta.
And this is the sound of Patrick Michael.
It's a parody of the 1975, the band, the 1975, and their song The Sound. I can't believe that he's got more names Oh, Polly, can't you stick to one?
I know you've got a problem with Richard and Roy
And the things they say
And you say that you don't care, but I'm wondering
You're so conceited, but we are love you
What doesn't matter if we laugh at you
I don't believe it when you say that you're through
And don't you say that you don't like the attention
Cause we know you too
I know that you're a clown
But I love the sound
I love the sound
Though this time
Patrick Michael is a clown
And he has the downs But still I love his reading time.
Yeah, subdued up, pervertly. We all love you, Patty C. Cubs.
Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show.
Don't tell me you don't like my show.
Don't tell me I don't tell me you don't like my show.
Because that's absurd.
I had a whole segment ready to go for the Who are these podcasts, the Dixiel Cross over in Philly.
But we packed a lot of content into three hours.
And I looked over at Dick and I go,
you notice time for now and he goes,
biggest problem I went, yep.
Hi, yep.
Yep, that's what I was gonna say.
That's not what I was gonna say,
but I understood.
I picked up what he was putting down at that time.
He said one less segment.
Yeah, that's everyone, one less segment girl.
You overplayed and prick.
I think, yep.
I did.
We talked about on the creep off this week.
If you want to hear mine and Vinnie's recap from Philadelphia, I plan too much.
The show went a little too long.
We lost people's attention.
I think it's up point.
But it was a great show.
And also, we should listen to the dick show because he recorded the show something night somehow
He got back to L.A. I
Mean I know very impressive
My bad bird christmas. He's not the machine
No, I know
He did two hours of Sean talking all about filling everything that went down a lot of cheese steak talk
Fuck there was a lot of cheese steak top. No damn it. It's too much cares who fucking cares about your goddamn cheese
stake
anyway
So I listened to this episode of free water and I had clips ready to go and a kite you check this out at all for a little bit
Until he started talking about his fucking ear hairs. Oh, okay
Let's get right into it because patty knows he doesn't have the greatest podcast in the world and we start off with this now famous yeah
What is going on everybody welcome again to your seventh favorite podcast
Right there's a lot ahead of me there's a lot ahead of me
Yeah, there are but only six
There's a lot ahead of me. Yeah, there are, but only six.
What do you mean by that?
He's like, I know I'm not number one.
We also know number seven.
He said, head of the other Julian.
I was like, all right.
He's ahead of his other seven podcast.
Yeah, right.
Right.
Yeah.
He's like trying to be humble,
but also he's bragging at the same time for his own reason.
He's the king.
He is the best. So for some reason, he starts off talking about his nose hairs.
Now, he even says here,
if somebody doesn't talk about very often,
you know, I wonder why.
And I have some unruly nose hairs currently, okay?
You know how many fucking nose hair trimmers
I've had to go through?
You don't, you absolutely don don't I never talk about this they sell those at five below
They probably do try me way to go through so many right?
Why would he break so many it'd be weird if he was talking about his nose hair in summertime
He's like you probably don't know. Don't talk about this all the time. Oh, yeah. Thank God
Yeah, it'd be a weird show topic and now we know your nose hairs
Apparently he's not fighting the right nose hairs
That's gross and he's not fighting the right nose hairs. That's gross.
And he's gonna talk about the various nose trimmers
that he's tried to use.
I've had many different shapes and heads on these fucking
trimmers and I'm still, you know, digging for the gold myself.
What?
Rapping it around my pinky and yanking it out like somebody who fell into a cave.
Digging for the gold is not what I would have said.
We're talking about my nose.
Right.
So I know what that means.
The cave thing doesn't work either.
Yeah.
I know.
It's getting grosser and grosser.
I see like I adapt.
Talk about a Northsearch drummer like like those people who modify their vapes to look really fancy and shit
Yeah stupid thing to obsess over pretty that's pretty dumb is like his friends over like you want to see my nose hair trimmer
I can it's right my bad right to go grab it for you guys want to try it. Did you want to try it?
If someone offers you gum you usually take it because it means you have bad breath
But if someone offers you a nose hair trimmer, should you take it?
Like, oh, shit.
Yeah.
Okay.
Sorry about that.
It's been grown.
It's been grown.
It's been grown.
It's been grown.
It's been grown.
It's been grown.
It's been grown.
It's been grown.
It's been grown.
It's been grown.
It's been grown.
It's been grown.
It's been grown. It's been grown. It's been grown. It's been grown. It's been grown. So now he's talking about how he has hair all over his body.
Peach Fuzz, because he's a ginger, but he's got hair all over his body.
And he says this, I don't remember not having leg hair.
We reflex because ginger kids have no souls.
Well, that too, but they have hair.
He couldn't remember a day didn't out of his legs. Pretty surprised.
It's how tough he is.
That's gross.
So he's no sissy.
He is not as sissy as far as I could tell.
So now he's going to start talking about his ear hair.
This is where Kai is like, yeah, okay, I get it.
Yeah.
I don't know why I open this fucking podcast talking about my nose hairs.
It is bothersome, though, man.
Ear hair as well, especially a guy that really enjoys his ears. It's like I actually have to groom my ears man.
What the fuck is that? He really enjoys his, is that way he stretched them out?
Right. Because he really enjoys his ears. Yeah, he enjoys their ears. No pinky there, you can get your thumb in. Oh yeah, for sure, good stuff.
That's true though.
Doesn't he have like 17,000 pairs of headphones?
Maybe that's why he just enjoys them all a lot.
Well also, his Instagram is like the guy with ears
or something like that.
I forget what it is.
But he's really.
He's like a foot fetishist, but for ears.
But his own ears.
Who's a fetish for the wrong thing?
That's fucking
Convenient. No, I think about it. I don't know. I have producer Chris syndrome. Why me?
I know one of the chances Lou Gehrig got the one disease named after them. It's a
Real cordball today. Yeah, All right. So now we get into Brendan
Shobtok. Can't go too long with a thousand Brendan
Shobtok. And Patrick Michael is just blown away by this, the
fact this guy is a comedian as we all are, but he says
something very dumb. He continues to call himself a
professional comedian. And yet you're kind of like, well, what?
How?
Because you get paid to go on stage to tell jokes?
Yes.
That's exactly it.
Should be confusing it out.
That's exactly why he's a professional comedian.
He pulled me in.
He pulled me in.
Yeah, that's why I love about petty seecups.
He's just outraged by the normal things of life.
Who was this guy called up so professional?
Because he gets paid to do it?
Yeah, well, yeah.
Yeah, why is he putting himself out there
and trying to make a living?
He gets so bitter about it too.
Yeah, I know.
You don't know, nobody goes there
because they find you funny, right?
They don't think you're funny.
They only buy tickets because you're huge.
Well, why though?
They're all laughing at you.
Right, so he does say there are people who go to see them
because of his celebrity and they see him on his podcast. And he does say there are people who go to see him because his celebrity and they see him on his
Podcast and he says there's other people who go to see him to laugh at him not with him
That'd be my friend blind Mike and their friends they soften Boston for that reason and
Petties trying to figure out what people would do that. I mean people got expendable cash man
Right I guess people got expendable cash, man. Right? I guess people got expendable cash, man.
Right? Yeah.
I mean, he's heard of something like that.
Yeah.
All right.
Disposable outcome income, something like that.
Something like that. Yeah.
What do you guys have? Like money you can spend on stuff?
Yeah. Yeah. I guess some of that.
Yeah, I gotta go.
Yeah.
They can afford taxes must be nice.
Alright, so then he's gonna talk about hecklers at a comedy show and I don't think this is
a great comparison I'll explain why after. I mean, look at all these people that are
able to put out crowd work clips. You know, because now the crowd is a part of it. It's just like making
the YouTube comments or comments anywhere valid. Like why are these people allowed to sort of mold
your art, right? Because a Hechler in at a comedy club is the same as a YouTube comment that's negative, right? If you give it the same attention.
It only exists if you allow it to, right?
No, it's completely different.
No.
You can turn off comments.
You can ignore comments.
You can't ignore and turn off hecklers.
No.
We had that asshole in the front row during videos, sat.
Yeah.
The video had to shut him down after this first like three attempts to telling a punchline.
And good job, video. Yeah, he did a fantastic job. He told him he was going to murder his family and the guy's like, oh Vito had to shut him down after the first like three attempts to telling a punchline.
And good job, Vito.
Yeah, he did a fantastic job.
He told him he was gonna murder his family
and the guy's like, oh, god shut up.
But the fact that Patty Seacus
doesn't know the district between
YouTube comments and a Hechler is shocking to me.
It's very different.
Especially because this is the king of YouTube comments.
Oh, he does hold shows about YouTube comments
and his response to the YouTube comment
and everything else. Well, that's what he's doing. He's a biter about them. Yeah, in his response to the YouTube comment and everything else.
Well, that's where he's a bit about them to him.
Ah, you gross.
You give your audience a voice.
Fuck those people.
They don't appreciate true art like me.
I know.
I think it's so funny that he just thinks that, you know, you can just ignore
hecklers like you can YouTube comments.
If only you know, it gets kicked out of a YouTube video for comment.
I got it.
You can get kicked out of a club.
Yeah, that's your habit.
I've never heard of YouTube comment actually.
Yeah, I mean, you never heard.
All right, anyway, I don't want to go on about that any longer.
So this is Patty reporting on something that happened on Brendan's shop show The Golden
Hour.
And what I like about Patty is when he's talking about people's shop show The Golden Hour. And when I like about
Paddy's, when he's talking about people's shows, he's thorough. He really digs into the
details. He understands the context. He knows what's been said.
A week, two weeks ago, Brennan says in an episode of The Golden Hour that he could beat the
shit out of everybody in this room, but he just doesn't because something, something.
I don't remember the full sentence,
but it's in a reference, and he was serious.
Like I know I can beat everybody,
I could kill everybody in this room,
but I just don't, because you know what I mean?
Like whenever he says that you know what I mean thing,
that's when he's lost himself,
he's like, I don't even know what I'm talking about.
I didn't even see that in episode.
It's amazing.
He did say at one point in the show too,
he goes, and just just he know guys.
I don't watch any of these shows that I'm talking about,
but I just see other people talking about them.
That's where I get my information.
Well, probably not the best topic that if you're like,
if I went on here today to tell you all about the NBA playoff games last night,
I didn't watch any of them.
So that would not be a good topic for me to discuss on the show,
but what do I know?
There's no time.
You just read the YouTube comments, probably.
Yeah, oh yeah, no, no, no, he barely knows anything.
Brennan's job would not, is he could kick everyone's ass or something?
Or I don't know, I guess it was about, I'm not sure.
Shouldn't have brought it up.
My bad.
All right.
But he's going to tell us what makes somebody funny.
But there's nothing more that I, there's nothing funnier to me in any capacity than somebody
willing to make a fool of themselves.
Right?
Oh.
In some ways, he's right about that.
Yes.
Thank you for doing that.
He just doesn't know how right he is.
Yeah, I appreciate it.
I appreciate you doing that far as.
I wonder if he owns a mirror. If he breaks the mall. I right he is. Yeah, I appreciate it. I appreciate you doing that as far as. I wonder if he owns mirrors, if he breaks them all.
I bet he does.
Like a guy from Red Dragon.
Well, I bet he's admiring his ears.
And if I had to find a guy's,
you need a second mirror to see.
Oh, hello.
Oh, hello.
To make an infinite mirror.
All right.
So now he's going to talk about how when he he was younger he didn't give a fuck about the internet
Actually, this is a whole discussion where he talks about how you stop load stuff
But he doesn't know where it is or what a count it was and he used to do this thing and that thing
But then he explains to us that you know what he didn't even use to be on the internet. He had other things to do
I don't know what I was doing. Fucking drinking.
Smoking weed, hanging out with my friends.
Fucking building bikes, you know. Fucking actual bikes, guys.
Not motorcycles, like putting bikes together.
Oh, because we're impressed for a second.
I know, for a second.
I mean, those bikes. That's pretty good.
And he's like, no, no, no, no, no.
I like those. That's how they look.
Yeah, I like those.
That's not... It was an alcoholic beer. It was a real beer. I was like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, find more friends there. Yeah good boy. So what happens? I see one YouTube 27 now. That's a really good question because you're right. He is on YouTube
reporting and all this stuff all the time and he's not sure why anyone cares what he's talking about.
There's so many things that I could be sort of talking about him at least mentioning
within these episodes of this fucking podcast but at the same time I'm
like I don't know if anybody gives a shit about any of this but to me it is
wildly interesting. Alright well if you find it interesting somebody else might
right? Yeah. If you're passionate about it what else is wildly interesting to him?
Nothing. Yeah. Actually I have the answer to that.
So he's back with Ben,
bad brain studio 60 second reviews on YouTube.
He took some time off, but he's back with it
and he's gonna start with under armor lemonade.
Now remember, these are 60 second reviews
for products that cost two bucks or less.
And so I guess that's the joke.
Under Armored Lemonade?
Yeah, I thought under Armored made clothing.
Apparently they have a strawberry lemonade here too.
It's a chance to be belt you pee in.
Welcome back everybody to 60 Second Reviews and today we're reviewing Strawberry Lemonade
Body Armor.
Body Armor.
This is the light version.
Obviously spelled wrong because they got to stay hip.
Alright, I want to point out first off.
This guy's studio is Tits.
Look at this. He's got a brick wall.
There's a neon lightning bolt.
There's a screen behind us,
some type of TV or monitor.
Coral reef.
Coral reef posters on the wall.
This is a different studio.
It's a different trailer.
That's right, he said he was moving.
Also, this guy with, how old is this douchebag
with this gigantic, your gauges telling us that somebody else is trying to be hip.
Come on.
Mid to late 30s. Yeah.
I know.
Body armor.
Okay.
This is the light version.
Obviously spelled wrong because they got to stay hip,
but it doesn't taste like strawberry or lemonade.
I don't really think there's much fruit in this.
It is certainly a flavored water beverage of some kind.
Alright, so that's his first take.
You don't think there's a lot of fruit in it.
I'm sure if you look on the side,
it will say zero percent fruit.
I'm sure that somebody could figure out.
Looks like a fucking soy jack meme right there.
So that's how people used to pose
with their soy lense drinks.
Yes, that was posing with the drink
And you know, I mean, this is supposed to be funny. He's not taking it seriously
But the writing on this is a troche so that you've heard his take so far. What else does it got?
Now he's pointing at it body armor whatever, you know, it's a juice
You see people drink it. It's a long. I will say it's a dollar 55
So that that's
pretty good. That itself is great. You know why do you think we review the
Arizona teas? Okay. The raspberry. Remember all those things?
Doesn't matter. I don't know why I'm even bringing this up. I guess it's just
you know, living in the good days.
He's a poet. So that's when he came up with. Looks like, it looks like Ethan Ralph in disguise.
Oh, no.
Somehow.
He has white nords.
You're gonna get your ass kicked for saying that.
So I gotta say, underwhelming that review,
because he's been killing it so well on YouTube lately
and that when he kind of didn't have anything for it.
He just was like, oh, it's like that with the other review.
I did, remember that?
That was sucked, too. It's a watery beveragey thing. Yeah. All right. Well, let's see. He's
going to now review an MP3 player. That'll be better. I'm sure.
Welcome to another fantastic 60 second review. and today we're reviewing the good old
MP3 player that's right. It's not an iPod folks. This is not an iPod
It's not a phone and let me just tell you everybody needs to have one of these all right
So I already were like oh, okay, it's a joke
Because no one has MP3 players anymore. It must be really funny, right? Eight. Okay. Let's see where he's going with this.
All right, so he just spent, it's the number one.
He just spent 20% of the video pretending to drop the thing
and flip upside down and whoa, what's going on?
This is bonkers.
He's better than Guy Fieri if he asked me.
All right, good mat. It's the number one place to keep music. It's the easiest traveling size. It look how small this thing is
It's so cute and tiny you put it in you put it to headphones you put them in your head
Put them in your head. Holy shit, dude. Take two you put it to headphones or you put you put headphones into your head
This is not this is not well thought out. I have to say tiny you put it in you put you put headphones into your head like this is not this is not well thought out I have to say
tiny you put it in you put it to headphones you put them in your head and you hear music and you got a
whole bunch of it on here and you know when the Wi-Fi is gone or your phone dies you got fucking music
dude all the time it's not a fancy brand P p jing okay
Maybe Amazon or something
That's what the zany edits that's it just back and forth. Yeah, I know that's part of this too is that he's showing off his
Editing what makes up for his lack of research. If you're gonna do this you have to do this on tiktok
You can't just do this on YouTube. All right. Kay, I can tell you're having a ball with these.
He's really crushing it.
You want one more?
All right.
You got it.
He doesn't really energize me.
Why not?
Yeah, why not?
All right, let's check out his review of the cassette tape.
Whoa, we're getting zany now, everybody.
No one uses the cassette tapes anymore.
This is... No one uses cassette tapes anymore
Back bang 60 second reviews today
Cosset tapes that's right when I just reviewing one of the greatest bands of all time heart
We're talking about this fucking tape thing. What a terrible piece of technology this was, right? I mean, nine times out of 10,
at some point or another, you were sticking a pinky or a pen in here to tighten it up or loosen it.
Did anybody ever loosen it? I don't know. I don't think that was a thing. But this is a cassette
tape. Folks, this thing used to go into something that you also might not recognize known as a stereo.
Some of your cars might still have them, but it's a dead technology, so then it becomes a collectible and you buy it for three dollars.
Right? Like that's a good deal. You see a deal like that. You're gonna spend three dollars on something that you'll never be able to use again.
This is essentially just a square.
So, you only got a 10 people rewind their tapes.
Okay, what was the joke that was so bad? That cassette tapes are not used anymore?
And it's not square.
No, it's not a square.
It's not simply not.
It's A3 dimensional and Piny not a square.
And you put it in something called a stereo.
It is stereo, no.
There might be more involved.
Yeah, right.
Well, that's retarded. They still have those. That was dumb. Darry oh
Retires they still have those that was dumb
That was a dumb or that thought it would be sorry about that everybody. It's good thing we get to that part and Philly Yeah, you're right. I want to
Booz reach everything do all halts all right guys yesterday. I was on
misery loves company and that was exciting. I got to hang out with Shuley and Kevin Brennan
and we talked about Chad Zomak a little bit.
But they also asked me about Shuley,
which I assume would happen.
I know Kevin Brennan has a thing with Shuley lately
and I put out a video kind of breaking that down.
So Shuley goes on the BS show this morning.
So it's Shule and Bob Levy and Mike Morse
and Shule is not happy about something that I said
on Mizriu Love's company yesterday.
And this is like, where did the beginning of the episode?
He addresses this.
So yeah, I'm getting messages yesterday
from people that our buddy Carl was on with
Brennan. I almost said our buddy Brennan, but more of your buddy. And Carl's upset with us.
Which I'm like, what is Carl upset about? We literally just texted a couple days ago.
But yeah, what is he upset about? But apparently, he's
not, excuse me, he's not happy that he's not happy with the guests we book on Rico. Really?
That's what I'm saying. We should change then. Is he talking, as you're talking about
Mike? You know what, you're right.
I didn't ask.
I'm actually in agreement with that.
I can't disagree either.
Okay.
So already out the gate, that doesn't sound like something I would have a problem with,
right?
What guess they have on Uncle Rico?
What's he talking about?
All right.
So we're going to find out here.
He's going to go more into this and explain specifically what I said when they asked me about Shuley on Mr. Rob's company.
You don't like it. Don't listen. He's upset that Tom Myers was on. Tom Myers was like our
third guest ever on this fucking show. That was way back way back. It was on one time.
I got no problem with Tom. You know, I know Carl's been been ripping on him for a while
But really that upsets you that we have him on all right
So she was going to Carl. I know you know, he's on Mars
But this is upsetting to you that we had Tom Myers on months ago. All right, let's watch the clip
Let's watch me on Missy Lums company and you tell me
What's going on here.
If you understand what I was trying to do.
And also while we're on the subject of different things, what you're taking on Shuley stealing
your show idea.
All right.
So Shuley called me before he started the Uncle Rico show.
We had a conversation about it.
I was obviously fine with it.
At that time, there was more than enough Southern John to go around.
He was doing four shows a week and I was covering about a half a one episode, which is about
how I could handle it at that time.
So it was no problem.
My biggest problem was Shule and Bob, you could tell them this if he's not listening.
I don't like that he treats whack packers like their comedians.
I don't like that he brings on Tom Myers or Chad Zumak and just like has them hang on
in the show like, hey, you're on the show as a guest.
Like, no, these are the people that you point and laugh at.
That's not a somewhat of a lot of the panel.
All right.
So here was my point.
I don't give a fuck who Shuley has on his show.
I was tried to say that Chad Zumak is as bad a comedian as Tom Myers.
Now it turns out that that wasn't an exaggeration in anyone's mind so no one got the joke
That that does not look good for Chan Zubak the fact that I'm like yeah, his wackpakers out there like Tom Myers or Chan Zubak
That was the joke, but everyone was just like yeah, no, I know those guys most suck a comedy and our wackpakers like
Holy shit, what's my point? Yeah, I don't like I literally swing it a miss like my bad
I thought you guys had some respect for chance you might try to put on both of your guys shows
They made no distinction there. Yeah, I'm just like holy shit
Wow, and then Julie takes it as I'm complaining about his show like no, I was making fun of Chad
Yeah, it's my thing stop treating him with dignity
So I'm just like wow,. We're getting on and mute his mic.
Yeah, that would be fun.
Yeah, that is good.
So I'm like, okay, I guess he didn't get that,
but all right, I mean,
Shuley's not really upset, it's fine.
But then, he goes off.
Now you just heard what I said there,
and they asked about Shuley stealing my stuff,
and I go, I don't care about it
We had a conversation. Shuley was actually very polite about it. He came to me early and often
Told me what he wanted to do and I gave him advice and you know things that I've gone through and I was totally fine with it
We obviously Shuley and I've worked together. I've been on his show. He's been on my show. Yeah
We did a live show to get a musical number together. You know the musical number with the debut words.
I mean, come on.
Then what are we talking about here?
So they're even the cellmates passcode.
Yes.
I would have get his penis out.
I don't remember first.
Did all those things that that best bother the team.
The chemistry.
All right.
Yeah.
So then, uh, so then we start off the stay keeper with, um,
so surely talking about me complaining about him stealing content. So then we start off the Mark keeper with so
Shouli talking about me complaining about him stealing content
or for the whole thing with like Shouli stole, Shouli stole, Shouli stole from someone else who stole
How about that? I love these people. I used to work for the fucking biggest thief in Vegas
This is a really guy owns a su- a souvenir liquor store. One of the, it would rip customers
off the second he got a chance. And guess what? He's to tell me every day he goes, watch
every one. Every one is at a. Yeah, no shit. Cause you're a thief. That's why they're all
here. I listen, you're the only one that with an actual agenda of why you should be watching
John videos and comment.
And I like to think we do it a little differently.
We're at good.
Whoa.
Hold on a second.
You just, I just saw the clip I played,
where I was like, yeah, I don't give a shit
that they do that.
That I've never complained about that.
That's fine.
I told Shoei to go ahead and do it.
So Shoei's going on here.
And by the way, he texted me.
Someone told me this happened. Somebody gave me a heads up, like, by the way, Shoei's pissed at you. He talked about it. And then I got a text from Shoe is going on here and by the way he texted me, someone told me this happened, someone gave me a heads up like by the way Shoe is pissed at you, he talked about it,
and then I got a text from Shoe before I even said anything like, hey man I'm sorry,
I'm quitting smoking, I'm going through a whole thing,
and honestly I think everything Shoe said on the show I'm like okay,
but that fucking mic Morse lays into me and explains that they're the only show that's funny,
where the fuck is this coming from Mike?
I'm the only person who ever named? Where the fuck is this coming from, Mike?
I'm the only person who ever named Mike Morris on any show ever.
Everyone else just calls him the other guy
or doesn't match him at all.
Even Chad Zumak would always be like, yeah I'm on Bob and Shouli's show.
Never once bringing up fucking Mike's name.
I've had Mike on this show.
I've been very complimentary to this guy.
And now this fucking guy is coming on this show
and going, yeah, this fucking guy sucks. Mike of this show and go yeah this fucking guy sucks Mike
You know you're talking about I didn't even say that
It's it's one thing if you have a problem with me, but know what the fuck you're talking about
Really where did that come from also silly thing to think you can steal someone's low-cal
They belong to the community everybody's true fun of them a hundred percent which is which is why
Trade mark correct, which is why? A great mark. Correct.
Which is why Kaya, I would never tell someone they can't goof on Opie or Patrick Michael
or still are in Johnson.
Yeah, and if you can do it better than me, great.
That's fine.
I would never have a problem with that.
But they're going to call me out here and explain that they do it way better than me.
And we watch something.
By the way, we're not pulling clips all week.
We're watching it on the fly.
And all we're trying to do is be funny with it. And on our worst episode, it's funnier
than anything than anything you can pull and plan and get ready to do. So I'm sorry.
What if you feel like we stole, jock tober from the guys who stole Jacktober from Owen. Why can't everybody just fucking live and eat and just fucking survive?
Why are you gonna get you pussy hurt?
The fuck are you talking about, Julie?
He's saying that their worst show is better than my best show. That's a weird thing to say.
They've had some some clunkers. I put on them.
They've had some some clunkers. I put on them. I feel like the chief comments kind of are getting to him because I've seen those comments
on like the yeah, it's constant. What the fuck was it? The stutter is anonymous,
debilers anonymous. Yeah, I've looked at it in a while, but I definitely have seen
those comments. They're kind of they were turning on Shulia month or two ago.
Well, it's just insane to me that he's going on here now.
Totally unprovoked.
I'll play everything that he's complaining about.
I have more things than I said that we'll talk about.
But totally unprovoked, he's going on.
And saying that we don't do a good job
because we prepped too much.
That what this asshole, Carl, what he's doing,
he's watching the entire episode,
pulling clips, understanding the context,
explaining it, goofing at it.
What an idiot.
Listen, I'm just starting to prep it
You guys are telling me it's not a good thing. I don't know what to believe anymore
Fucking idiots fucking idiot
Prep it a shy like he's fucking
All right, so then surely I don't know where he's getting this from his head that I'm calling out a show and saying
It's not funny. I've never said that and know where he's getting this from his head, that I'm calling out a show and saying, it's not funny.
I've never said that.
And so now he's going to explain to me how much better his show is than ours.
I got news for you.
If this, if Uncle Rico sucked and we had no viewers and, and, and, no subscribers, you
think he'd have a problem with us stealing his show?
No.
So I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's successful is what you really want to hear, I guess.
I'm sorry we're doing the Uncle Carl show now.
I'm sorry.
So add tier four, Uncle Carl, we're going to deep dive into, at least positive and funny.
But Shule saying I'm sorry we're successful.
Like I'm upset.
Shule, I'm the one guy who went on with radio gong
and said, Mo, what the fuck's your problem with Shule?
I stay up for you all the time.
I defend it to more people than you even dole.
Well, a lot of people don't like you, Shule.
And I always say nice things about you
and I always stick up for you.
And the fact that you're going on there
and going, oh, they're just jealous of our success.
I also do better numbers than you, I do you too, but what the fuck, man? Where is Alex coming from? I feel like
this guy's trying to either manufacture and argue it with me. But then he tried to get
ahead of it too. How much John is there even to go around right now? I mean, at the
fight of the Rico show and yours, there was a lot, but now it's kind of dried up and I
get, I guess, people are fighting for the mor morsels But it's still not a trademarked thing no what's fighting?
John uploads it to the internet coming from again Kaya all the sudden
She always out here going curls jealous of our success
He can't do is gonna job his ass and we're fucking great and I have no idea what where any of this is coming from and I think he's losing the plot
right I have no idea what any of this is coming from. And I think he's losing the plot. Right.
And fucking Mike Morris is agreeing with me.
Ooh, yeah, ooh, cool, it's fucking idiot. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh Shut the fuck up! Whenever Shuley's telling you it was totally incorrect was I'm gonna continue to prove you're.
Hehehehe.
So it's so fucking annoying.
Anyway, so then they have a chatter come on,
Alexandria, who explains to her,
cause she watched MLC.
She explains to Shuley,
I spent barely a minute talking about Shuley.
I'm as you know, it's company,
and he's going out and out about this.
Carl barely spent the minute. My point is this. Carl has my number. We've talked many times. We've
done business together. He sits there and you know smiles in my face and then those and like if
I got a problem with Carl, I texted him last week. Okay. Well, why not text you this time? Well, no, he did.
The point is that I didn't go on in trash, Julie.
Right.
I literally went on and said,
I don't have a problem with Julie.
The Uncle Rico show is great,
which I did actually say that.
And Tiger Lily reminds Julie that that's what happened to.
Tiger Lily said Uncle Rico show was the best at it.
He didn't say anything bad at all.
Listen, he, he, let me go back to that because he didn't read that correctly. What would you? She wrote, stop it. Stop side. Carl said Uncle Rico show was the best
at it. He didn't say anything bad at all. Thank you. Because even the people watching
Shuley who are Shuley fans are going, yeah, where is this coming from?
The low news week. What are you talking about? Patrick Michael in you. He didn't watch it.
Yeah, you're from an older podcaster.
Yeah, that's what it seems like.
I'm saying anything about it all.
Listen, he, I heard the clip.
He said what the said was he quoted Chad talking about the Uncle Rico show.
And Chad said, I think Uncle Rico show is the best uttering John show because it's hosted
by three comedians who know John.
He quoted Chad.
So, you know, he's, he's, listen, it's all good, man.
I don't hate Carl.
I love Carl.
I love that he got me out of the shell to finally fight back against John.
You hear that, Mike?
Oh, you're gonna take that car.
We like, I forgot, we like, we like, what do you think he means by that?
All right.
So I think Shoei was all ready to like lay into me and then even the chance going, what
are you talking about?
Yeah, whoops.
So then he did a 180 and I'll play you specifically what I said about Uncle Rico.
I even interrupted to get this out. Oh, oh, so I do want to point this out, Kevin, since you asked, I said about Uncle Rico, I even interrupted to get this out.
Oh, also, I do want to point this out, Kevin, since you asked, I think that Uncle Rico is the
better settering John show because two reasons, they're actual comedians and they knew settering John.
Okay. So yes, that was goofy. God, Chad again, because that's what Chad needs to say over and over
because he's a repetitive motherfucker. That guy, but how could you hear me say that and I never said anything else?
I didn't be like not just kidding. It's a chance as I never said anything else
How would you hear that and be like Carl thinks that he's better than us?
I literally said the opposite even if you know that's the thing that Chad said
I never once said now that's just a Chad thing. We're actually really good at it
Like that's all I said was I know I'm probably should be doing this and they're great at it is literally what I said
I'm probably doing this and they're great at it. It's literally what I said on Michigan's company.
How do I start this feud?
I'm wildly confused.
Someone's wildly confused, not me.
A little self-conscious.
So then the other thing that Shuley is upset with me about,
and I mentioned this when I did the show last week,
I go, oh, Shuley's probably gonna text me
because I said this.
And he did.
He texted me on Saturday when we were in Philly
at the live show.
And so this is him complaining about that. He goes on his show and starts talking about how I take
50% of the superchat money from people who have shows on here. Yeah. And that's just not the case, but instead of just reaching out to me and saying, Hey,
what's the deal with this?
Is this accurate?
And I wait, he didn't.
So I took it upon myself to text him and go, Hey, man, just so you know, here's what I
take.
20% out of the 70% that the creator gets, I take 20. That's it. If they have a
Patreon, I don't touch it. If they have sponsors, I don't touch it.
Okay, so he texted me that and I was like, okay, my bad, I'll get the truth out, which I just did.
I wanted to make sure everyone knew that because this is what Kevin Brunner was saying,
was that Shuley takes
50% of the super chats for anyone on the Shuley network.
And so Shuley texted me, he was like, I want to clarify this, which I predicted he would.
I said he probably would.
And I'm glad he did.
I'm glad he corrected me on it.
But he's acting like he's all upset with me and I'm not checking in with him first and
I'm talking shit. Let's watch how this actually went down. This was my comment
When we were talking about the business model on here seems like shulis looking to
Sign Chad to the shuline ever that's fine God bless
God fucking bless, and you know what? I'll still pay Chad more than Shule does. That's just the fact
Because he's not gonna pay them anything. He's gonna give him he's gonna give him
I think the deal is after Google takes 30% they split the superchats with with the Shule network
So I have to 30% they get they got half of 70%
So so I pay guaranteed money.
So now with this controversy that she has
go to the Shoei Network, which who knows, I doubt it,
but maybe it is interesting to hear the business model there.
And I don't know if this is true or not,
I've never been in negotiations with the Shoei Network.
What?
What did I just say?
I don't know if that's true or not, what Kevin just said? Ha, say? I don't know if that's true or not.
What Kevin just said?
Ha, sounds like I don't know if it's true or not.
And I'm just speaking off the cuff.
What am I supposed to fucking stop what I'm doing?
Let me text Shule.
And we'll get back to me before I finish recording.
And I'll just be true or not.
Like that's why I say, think that's why I do that
to say like, I don't know.
That's what he's saying.
But it sounds like what's happening here
is that Shule is taking half of the money
that you make from super jets when you're on the Shule network.
And when you're on the Shule network,
it's just like being on your own channel on YouTube,
except for it says Shule network underneath.
So in some ways, it's kind of worse.
I don't know, what do I know?
I could be told you're wrong about this.
I'm probably gonna text from Shule, as soon as this comes out,
telling me I'm totally wrong about this,
but this is what Kevin is saying.
I'm commenting on what Kevin is saying, Julie.
I said twice, I don't know what I'm talking about,
and I could very well be wrong.
So yes, I should have, while I was doing my prep,
you don't do props, you don't know this.
While I'm doing my prep,
and I'm coming with all these clips that I pull myself
and getting ready to present what I'm going to present,
I gotta be there and sit there and go like,
okay let me fact check this, let me check a producer Chris
and see does he get up at 630 because that's a funny joke.
Let's see if he does or not.
I gotta fucking check with all my friends.
And then I'm gonna get fucking people yelling to be like,
trucker Andy's called me up.
Why the fuck did you say I suck and be a trucker?
I'm like, it's a joke.
I don't know. Sorry
My bad
Please I'm sick of the tax Jesus anyway after all of that
Surely what I'm to say that he loves the show and he said a lot of nice things about the show
So thank you, she'll appreciate it. It just I don't know where and for fucking Mike Morris to jump on like that
What? And for fucking Mike Morris to jump on like that, I was like, what?
Nothing but nice to Mike. The entire time. That's the final insult there, man. So fucking weird. I don't know where that's coming from. Maybe just trying to be interesting for once.
How do I be more interesting? I don't think not as about our friends.
Call our friends out. Okay. Yeah. Well, that might work.
It did. It actually did work. Yeah. Good job.
So Chad put out something just the other day, and I have a guy who watches Chad and something like that. My buddy John Marlowe
and I appreciate all that he does for me. Listen to this business strategy, this model that
Chad has for paying customers. And now, Kaya, do you guys have subscribers on YouTube?
No, on Patreon though. You just have Patreon. Do you have any other pay
walled like platforms you work with? No. Okay. No, just Patreon. So I always
split. I have, I have Patreon. And we have supercast in the creep off. We have
Patreon supercast and backed by we We might at some point use YouTube
as a subscription model as well.
But the way that we do it for this show
and for the Creep off is if you subscribe,
whatever platform it is, you get all of the bonus content,
right?
Isn't that how it usually works?
All right, well, let's see what Chad's gonna do.
Yeah, the show will be up on Patreon. I'm gonna this is what I'm gonna do with patreon and memberships
Each episode will either go up on memberships or on patreon. So go back and forth
So today's will go up on patreon tomorrow's will go up on memberships
Because I got to keep both sides. I got to keep playing both sides. You know what I'm saying? I got to make everybody happy
Yo Richard G's in the house house, haven't seen him.
All right.
Yeah, so I think basically what he's trying to do here,
I think he only has a few paying customers.
So he's trying to get anyone who's paying
to give him money on both platforms.
Cause otherwise, it doesn't make any fucking sense.
You're supposed to upload the same thing to both platforms.
The only reason all of those alternatives
like super cast popped up is because people were like,
I don't wanna give give patreon my money fuck them
Right cuz patreon were banning people and not having free speech
That's why I got one supercast cuz people were like I won't get patreon money
I'm like, okay, here's an alternative and of course now we get backed by just access a mirror though
Correct, I actually have a set up so that anything I put on Patreon automatically goes to Supercast like the two feeds
Should be identical and this ass holes going all right guys
I'm gonna do half the shows for people to give me five bucks here
Had the shows people to give me five bucks here. It's like just give everyone to give you five bucks out of the shows
What are you doing?
He's always it's a dick move
He's always looking for some way to grift a little bit. Yeah, and it sounds like more work for a lazy man.
Right. Yeah, he gives himself problems.
Can you imagine if like, like better call Saul Salt,
half of its episodes to Netflix and the other half to like Amazon Prime.
So everybody's pissed.
Yeah, no, that's a really good point.
Yeah, it's like, I've been watching the show on Netflix,
but I can't watch the next one.
No, that's not there. I
Gotta keep everyone happy. We can't have all the episodes on Netflix.
But what is Netflix?
Okay, let me binge this episode one three five
say it was awesome.
And then I did have a tweet that I wanted to read from Stuttering John Melendez.
He tweeted out,
the dirt I have on Bob Shuley Casey,
Kumi and Mike Morris is awesome and factual.
Yeah.
Only John would write it that way.
And then he says,
I might bring my show back this summer.
Only this show will be all about
undressing those that profit off of me.
Hell yeah.
Dude, if you want to fucking get some dirt on Mike Morris, let's team up.
That fucking asshole.
I'm with you there, buddy.
I already said you guys need Carl back because without a sorry, um,
John back because without him, the infighting has begun.
Yeah, it's true.
The end each other.
You're right.
villain.
That's what always happens, isn't it? It's a good point.
Anyway, it'd be cool. I talked to Kevin about that when I was on MLC. I talked to him about him
teaming up with Southern John, which John could make some real money. We used to watch John show.
Two hours he'd make 40 bucks in super chats on a good day. Yeah, I'm a good day. You know,
like most of those people are poor
and we give them like $2.
What do you say that can make 80?
Yeah, I did scold them.
But if him and Kevin Brennan were doing a show
and they had to read all the super chats,
he does the other thing too,
is that John's moderators were in there
to like block the haters.
Right, right.
And then you couldn't even watch.
By design too.
So now what if every super chat has to come up
and they have to address it?
I'm watching that.
John, you have to read all the words correctly.
Yeah.
Dude, I don't care if that's eight hours.
I'm watching.
It probably will be.
Okay, you probably will.
Definitely will be.
He's gonna do that thing where he stares at the comments
and pretends he cannot see it.
Yeah.
Where did it go?
Um, no, anyway.
Uh, do you have a, uh, trolls?
No, I have the troll.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Um, I'm afraid it takes throws on the picture.
I shouldn't have said anything.
Ha, ha, ha.
All right, guys, we have a couple of people waiting in the wings very patiently and I appreciate that
One of them looks like a potato tough card. Oh, hi. Oh, hello
It's been a minute. How you doing?
Good good. Actually not good. I just found out I have COVID-19. Did you do you really? Yeah, I do
Oh, you sound like now I thought it's over.
It is over.
Potatoes can't get caught.
No, we told me.
And then we also have the lovely Mary Beth, the review girl,
joining the show.
And as I mentioned, as I mentioned, we were going to bring her on.
I saw her quickly take her coat off. So I do appreciate that
Let me tell you the no to wear the coat. Oh, I know and that's that my rules by the way unless people think that I'm the one
Concerned about this. Let me read you the note that I got from the fuck is that?
The note I got from Brian Johnson
There he is
Also, I can't carls so my opinion
doesn't necessarily reflect the opinions or views of WATP, Kaya or Cardiff, but
fucks you Lee. He's a hack in a nobody. He aspires to be a nobody and a hack and
bubbly these cool. Well, listen, I'm not going to argue with you, Brian, because you walked away.
That's fine.
I'm not going to get a good timing.
He left before I could try and get myself on Tellum's Steve Dave.
Whoops.
Good luck.
But I do have a message for you, Carl, from Shuley.
Okay.
He knew I was coming on today, so he asked me to pass this on.
24 hours.
What's that? That's the message. asked me to pass this on, 24 hours.
What's that? That's the message.
Okay.
Okay, just brought everything to a grinding halt.
Yeah.
What's it got?
Anyway, the fine gentleman who was just in the screen
just now, sent me a known he said,
I'll probably be doing, tell him Steve Dave,
so I won't be able to double check.
If Mary Beth's tits aren't popping out,
kill her connection and ban her for life.
So you're gonna get your marching orders over there.
Yeah.
I like that guy.
He's making a lot of good points.
I do too.
Yeah, he's a good one.
All right.
And I think it's time to catch an alien.
Yes. It's been a minute since time to catch an alien.
It's been a minute since we've caught an alien.
Kai, have you caught an alien before?
I don't think so.
Oh, sweet.
That means Kai is gonna win.
That's true, isn't it?
It's usually what that means.
That is uncanny.
It is crazy.
I'll begin her story.
It's time for everyone's favorite game show.
Unless you don't like it.
To catch.
Unalien.
Are you ready to play?
To catch.
Yes.
Unalien.
Well, they're getting $200 million contract.
Crazy dude.
Yeah.
I mean, how does baseball have that kind of money?
To pay that.
All TD, man.
TD, man. Yeah. All TD man. TD man.
Yeah, all TD money.
So check it out.
I'll give you a comparison.
So the highest amount I made during the year was 6 million.
So my paycheck every two weeks was 250 grand.
OK.
So now that's a low fucking.
That's pain.
That's compared to that.
So the guy that made it 15 million.
So multiply that by three. Yeah in checks for 700 fucking grand dude every
two weeks that's a fucking tall number brother what do you what do you think a
rock that last one he got what was it a hundred and thirty million for like
three years yeah that's not an appearance it's a three hundred fucking 300 fucking 300 Harper got like 300 million and bunch of
Yeah
Hey Rod that's I think three-year deal. There's got to point out that whatever
I'm right. Harper got like 300 that or 300 million or
bunch of them get
And
What do you think Tommy say next? Here are your choices. Number one, what kind of taxes do you pay on 300 That's almost half a billion dollars.
Next.
Playing baseball is not the worst thing you can do for 300 mil.
Lastly, I'm speech list dumbfounded Lee
Speech list. Oh wow
to catch
Unalien. All right, I always go first. This is a tough game right here. I was on a role for a while
I've my streak has not been good. I am gonna go with three that's almost half a billion dollars
Because he loves the shop as math skills.
From time to time.
Really right.
Haha.
Haha.
Kaya, what do you think?
Oh fuck, I think you're right.
Can we pick the same one?
Of course.
Is that legal?
It is legal, yes.
I would prefer it, yes.
Oh.
All right.
Hmm.
Mayer Beth.
How did you just unmute yourself just now, Cardiff?
I have cards.
Haha. Jesus. Potato power. Oh, I think, I think you're right. Maybe I've how did you just unmute yourself just now card if
Potato power. Oh, I think I think you're right with the almost half a billion, but I'll go with lastly the dumbfounded least speechless
Okay, okay, all right. I like that producer Chris. What do you think I went with B? I do okay, but not that okay Okay, yeah, I can see ideas. I can't believe you guys are agreeing with me. All right
that okay. Yeah, I can see the idea of these. I can't believe you guys are agreeing with me. All right. Just for the record, he was, it's $200 million shy of half a billion dollars.
Oh, no, I know. He's a stickler for detail.
You think, Aira, that last one he got, at a hundred and thirty million for like three years?
Yeah, but that's not an appearance. It looks like a 300 fucking
Three hundred
Harper got like 300 or 300
Bunsen getting now. It's like crazy. It's almost half a billion
Yeah, I know man. Yeah, I know
I should go back in the bad
I think
Oh, yeah, yeah, we know all that's you and me Kyle
Sorry Yeah, yeah, we know that's you and me. Yeah, sorry about the guy doesn't even have any beer in front of him.
How does he keep getting his guests so down?
Yeah, just pump a hole into the atmosphere.
What does he do?
It's not for earthlings to know.
Yeah, there is a lot of legend.
Lenny Dykesh are generally shows up that way.
Yeah, he's a rough shape.
Yes, power to them.
They can get it. He's making rough shape. A power to him, then get it.
He's making it, you know.
Blind baby, blind.
That's all for this time.
Come back next time
to see if you
have the triple play
to catch
an alien.
Also,
this Tommy Giff is available exclusively at Patreon.com.
It's like a delicious.
It's 7.10pm.
Nice.
Yeah, well brought you guys to a great surfing.
Monday's at 8pm on YouTube.
Subscribe today.
I'm Brian. I'm Brian. at 8 p.m. on YouTube. Subscribe today.
All right. Wednesday's any starting next Wednesday. Okay. You probably should update that on your graphic.
I probably should. Yeah. All right. Well, I'm a winner.
That's exciting. Kai is a winner. We knew that would happen.
That's exciting. Sorry, producer Chris. No, come on.
Guys, what have we done today?
We've done it all.
We talked about the Sissy Whisper and found out.
Yeah, we've justified ourselves.
Yeah, we've justified ourselves with Sissy-ness.
Carl, let's be the Sissy Whisper.
There she is.
What else do we do?
Mr. Magenta had another song parody for us about
Penny Puekewater who's out there with free water and of course his 60 second
reviews. Shuly decided that whatever I said at MLC was not cool.
Which that's all I was saying was cool.
Good night. You're cool again.
Kind of weird. But whatever you're going to do.
The other guy in his show had a problem me for some reason
I don't know why seems odd I was able to catch an alien so you know what that means it's time for everyone's favorite part of the show
Trucker Andy couldn't make the trip to Philly because his
Metal band was playing a reunion show and then he had to go to Florida
We're an after but he'll be back on Saturday and I'm very excited for this show
This really combines all the things that I love to do you my guest bail and you pre hi, how are you?
How are you? I'm doing fucking a meme.
Fuck Hunter. I'm very excited for this fucking collection, Beland.
I'm gonna like give you pieces to take home.
Okay, okay, okay. Okay, you're gonna fucking love them.
Also, we're recording.
We're recording from WTF Media Studios, Black Own Studio,
Super Sheik,
the only place to record and subscribe to my channel,
please, okay, like, comment,
review, jack off to it, whatever you wanna do.
Baylin, I am so excited to have you here.
Baylin is a TikTok superstar with close to seven million
followers.
Yes ma'am, that's a lot of people looking at you
and watching you and being fans of you.
Your celebrity, we were just walking down the street
and so unrecognized her and I was like,
okay, can I get your autograph?
But your TikTok account is my absolute favorite one to follow.
I would have loved to have outbogged
Sophia Franklin out of the way.
Is that Bailey to bring it out of your bitch?
Yeah.
Anyway, Sophia with enough.
We're revisiting that because she had
Bailey to pre-order show.
And this is very exciting.
I know Chris is looking to be like,
oh boy, here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
This guy's out of control.
Two of my favorite, we got vocal fry McGee
and Teruts McGee.
The sisters. They're related. Yes.
Coming back together. That's very exciting.
So yeah, that's going to be on the show next week.
Kaya Orson, thank you so much for joining us today, buddy.
Always great to talk to you. I appreciate it.
People to check out the official podcast,
which is the show you do with your friends there.
And then what else? What else can people enjoy that you're doing on the internet these days?
I have a discord somewhere.
You can find it on my Twitter somewhere.
Okay.
No worries.
Still at Kay Morrison is your Twitter handle.
Yeah.
And then what's going on with you and Doug from who's right?
We're moving slowly into that's what the curtain is for. Oh, is he behind
there? The production. Come out. We're in a thong or something. It's so wide. All right,
very good. Well, we appreciate you coming on the show. People should check out the official podcast and of course
Kaya's discord that you can find going to at Kaya Orson on
Twitter as well. You don't have like a link tree or something. You got so much going on Kaya. No
Not yet. See the other thing about Kaya is
He's very successful and he does very well and he almost hates it. He comes across and he's like, yeah, I mean, yes, I am on Twitch and yeah, I'm doing this.
I could have been great at anything.
Yeah, yeah, I get the sense that he's just like, I don't want to make fun of Sissy's.
I'm not good at the promotional stuff.
Yeah, I know.
Like a handler.
Maybe I should talk to your publicist next time.
Bring your publicist's on for the end of the show portion. All right,
maybe we're going to move on. We're going to do some reviews. We're going to check out some
voice mails. Please join us again next time. It might be the episode we find out once for all.
Who are these podcasts? Sleep well, every pony.
Starting in the must this of morning radio I'm now to show these clothes right now.
Okay, great show. Good job everybody.
Great job everyone.
I have to show you this. Mary Beth, before you have reviews, and I hope I'm not stealing your thunder here,
we have yet another new review girl.
We have an AI review girl coming on.
W-A-T-P. We have an AI review girl coming on w a tp
high carl i sourced all of your content from the internet ran intelligent analytics on it and i can fully confirm that
this pink what we're watching right now is a fake person who's broadcasting from where i'm sitting right now in my basement studio
who's broadcasting for more I'm sitting right now in my basement studio. And she's our AI review girl who's gonna give us some information based on
artificial intelligence. Let's find out what she's discovered.
Usually you're the only fake person there.
It's fucking potato. It's being a real potato right now.
This pink man is a real pink man.
I have one review for you today.
The title is, I don't like it from 17 being 17 on March 30, 2023.
Quote, they keep talking about some guy they say is an alien and there's a potato with
eyes for some reason.
That's a five star.
That is all for now.
Until next time, drive in, drive out, drive through.
Is that creepiest fucker?
What?
Mary Beth, don't feel bad.
My job is next.
Don't you worry.
You're not the only one who's really scared.
All right, let's go.
I need your tips.
That's a good point
And fact, yeah, I think I was told that the way that this works because they're so careful with AI
The girls can't be that hot. They can't say anything that sexual so we might keep the real review girls around for a little while
Mary Beth you have any reviews for us?
Yes, say two.
Have a few.
Have you heard men being men?
I don't know.
OK.
Well, men being men, these guys are men who don't get laid because they miss the basic understanding
of understanding.
They appear as Joe Rogan apologists who criticize women for being
women. They are both not funny and not
intelligent and I find them both fundamentally
boring and I would bet anyone that none of
these men have ever been able to bring a
woman to orgasm. And if any woman has ever
told them otherwise, they were lying to
avoid the unintelligent emotional
conversation that would
ensue if honesty had existed.
Listen, the reason why I'm not getting lazy is because it's October.
Yeah, everyone knows that.
Have some respect.
Wait, it's not October?
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wasn't expecting that for some reason. I should have. It's shooly. It should. That was my course.
Mother fucker. All right. I don't like that. What else you Five stars. How was that all it says? Yeah.
Oh, there's more to it. All right. Good. That's pretty good. I like it. Anything else? Well, and I got this one, LOL.
The show, if funny, I'll be it mean.
My favorite comedy podcast is Community News with Paul and Sasha.
Who are these people and this podcast?
That's confusing.
It's a 5-star review.
It's a four-star.
And they just wanted to promote another podcast that we should check out.
Huh.
All right.
Well, give us five stars an hour.
I might check it out next time.
Not gonna be over four stars.
Who gives something four stars?
Only the confusing ones.
Yeah.
So bizarre.
All right.
You guys ready for some voice mail?
Some we'll get out here.
You know you're encouraging four star reviews now.
Shit. Yeah.'ll get out here. You know you're encouraging four star reviews now. Shit. Yeah. Should be said.
Oh, whoops.
Whoopsie.
Oh, this is the reason why we're
doing the show that we're doing coming up.
Hey, Carl.
Your girl Sophia with an F episode 93 special guest.
Your other girl, the Aileen Zupri double the hot.
He's on don't be you me too hard to that one
All right, I don't know who that was I apologize
Tell me your name and I'll give you credit. Let me know but thank you for the heads up on that I do appreciate it
All right, we're we're gonna complain about too much Chad Zuma stuff now. Oh
Yes, hello about too much chat zoom out stuff now. Who fucking very good. Yes. Now Carl we all agree
Chad is not funny
Chad is not talented
Most of all you said it yourself. Chad is not interesting
So I have to ask them why would you talk about it?
47 minutes and to be getting a fucking episode.
In my defense, that video that I did last week for I went to Philly, I did it myself.
I uploaded Kevin Brennan saw that and that's why I got to go on Mizri noose company.
That in the fact that they wanted to fuck with Chad.
But Kevin did enjoy that video that I made
and hopefully we had a lot less Chad content today for you
all right here's another thing I say wrong that I didn't know about
all right carl i've heard you say that a couple of times out with just recently on
who are the social
and i've heard other people say to
but you say that you're flicking somebody off.
And am I wrong?
Or is there some war going that I'm not aware of?
But everybody I hang out with
considers it flipping somebody off.
But I've heard people say flickingicking and it's really fucking annoying to me
And I want to know who's fucking wrong girl
I'll give you two guesses the first one does not count. I'm wrong and it's flipping people off
I don't know why I say flicking don't know why I say that I've heard both. I'm an idiot
He's a fucking idiot. Yeah, but I'm learning though Kevin come on
Give me a break here Hmm he's a fucking idiot. Yeah, but I'm learning now Kevin come on. He'll be a breaker
All right, this is a longer voicemail guys
But this person's disabled. Okay, give him a chance and all the callers are
Good boy So this is just the easiest way to get this information to you. I'm actually not bitching
at you this time. I hate the financial feminists. I think those bitches are stupid too. But,
they make a valid point that maybe you don't understand. Now, if I'm Carl, but you live
in the middle class, you don't understand what it's like to live in the lower class. I happen to be disabled and I've lived off a disability check for 20 years. Okay, I get $1300 a month and I have
to pay all my bills out of that. So my savings in a month is about four bucks. So yeah, I
pay myself less than Netflix. That happens. Hey, tell you this, that happens to about 3 million
people in the US. And you can actually go look that one up, go type into Google. Okay.
A lot of disabled people out here, man. They don't make shit. It's also a lot of fucking
minimum wage workers in a lot of these states like Kansas, where
the actual state minimum wage is still $7.25 an hour.
It's too much.
Hell, those people working 40 hours a week make less than I do.
Okay.
How much can you save on the...
When's the last time you ever lived off $1300 a month, Carl?
And if you actually want to learn what the rest of us out here
live like, who aren't as privileged as you,
hey, check out my podcast,
call the blind shot.
Hi, Carl.
All right, thank you for your call.
I appreciate that.
And the only issue I have with that,
and I apologize if I'm misguided,
the only problem is him calling me privileged.
I was born clubfooted to a
mom who's so retarded she told dick masters said about my teddy bear. The night before
our live show. And you know what? My mom did the leave filling with a shiner she should
have. I was very nice about it for some reason. Yeah, I'm sorry I had to leave early. But
on the bright side, Carl, I have Patreon tears lower than $4 a month for this reason. Yeah, I'm sorry I had to leave early. But on the bright side, Carl, I have
Patreon tears lower than $4 a month for this guy. There you go. Yeah, why say four bucks? That's
not going to collect any interest. Give it to go electric over here. Anyway, I'm sorry, sir. I'm sorry
for your your plight. I'm glad that I'm not. Well, I have now I can't be sorry for that
nevermind
Carl you fucking idiot I fucking hate you for fucking playing so much goddamn seven fucking Fucking Brennan God damn mother fucker!
I am...
I can't stop saying you fucking idiot!
Yeah, it's a problem.
You fucking idiot!
Call your fucking idiot!
Everybody's a fucking idiot!
Fucking hate you!
Oh my god!
It's addictive.
Yeah.
Kevin Brennan voice is very addictive. As you know, Mary bath. Yes.
I was talking to your husband on the phone. You were screaming to the background trying to get some light.
It's fucking fake.
They're all fucking fake.
It's got as a cell tickets. It's a piata.
All right. I like that. It's El Horrible's Kevin Brennan. That's becoming copied.
Correct. It's not even Kevin Brennan. It's just El Horrible.
Yeah. You're right about that.
No one, what does the first impression? That's what everyone else does the impression about.
He's got that works.
Do you guys remember that really terrible improv show where they were trying to like
figure out what the punchline was of a bad joke and the
Setup was what are the horse say when it fell down?
All right, well someone's got an answer for that here again
Hey Carl, what is the horse say when it falls down?
Bad pretty good guy is not having it
That's pretty good. Guys, that's not happening.
Guys, like not clever enough.
Yeah.
All right, this is the last one we have here.
This is one of our Mexican listeners.
Yeah, Kyle, I think about joining the Patreon.
He's told me to Mexico.
From this, I'm all mud, motherfucker.
You cock, suck, and mud, hucking, dark.
Team mud shark.
Oh, mud shark got in.
By the way, that was a real call from Mexico.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, I know what you have not had before.
But people in Mexico are mud sharks.
They are team Z-man, apparently.
So I won't get his five pesos
That's too bad with the cartel yeah, I got tell connections good point
That's a good point all right kaya again. Thank you so much for coming on the show. Yeah, thank you guys
It was fun any final thoughts any final words. See you next October
Yeah, see you in October, buddy. Cardiff Electric, you're moving subreddit surfing to Wednesdays at 8.
Wednesdays at 8. Starting next week, yes.
Vinnie had a horrible auto-erotic excitation accident tonight, so we couldn't do a show tonight,
but I made you something after this, I don't know, but definitely next Wednesday.
And I do have something, a gift for Mary Beth,
if you will indulge me.
I'm sure.
Let's get the guitar out here.
Hey, it's Joe DeRosa, and you're listening
to the Cardiff Electric Podcast Network.
I'm a big potato.
Wow, Joe DeRosa.
Very impressive.
Yes, I know.
Very impressive.
That's all, Card card if I love that
You want to do a show you have COVID like just get over your COVID buddy. Are you all right?
Well, I just found out I had COVID. Oh, okay. I've been sick, but I didn't think I'd COVID. Yeah, I didn't think COVID still existed
Well, I'll tell you what I had a cold a couple weeks ago. I just didn't toss. That's how you don't get COVID
Smart smart. Thank you. Now I know I was thinking
Why I honestly just wanted to use up all these stupid tests. I'm like we're never gonna need these again
I'm gonna just it's a good point of a two-tip of my nose. Yeah
Mary Beth the TES detail. They just got their YouTube page set up. Oh nice. So they've
been doing or told them a steep day. That's my husband's podcast and I run their social media
that TES details. Awesome. Follow that. Thank you for coming on and for taking it off
She's off perfect
All right, bye everybody oh
Don't fuck yourselves have a good week, okay folks
Guess what? The episodes? Oh wow!
That was a great episode.
That was really great.
Uh uh uh uh.
I'm gonna be a big fan of the episode.
I'm gonna be a big fan of the episode.