Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep406 - Sofia with an F with Baylen Dupree

Episode Date: April 30, 2023

This week we check out a very fun conversation between my favorite vocal fry and my favorite tourette's influencer. Sofia Franklyn is interviewing Baylen Dupree on her podcast and it's hard to tell if... Baylen is okay with us laughing at her tics or if she's offended by it. Oh wait, that's right, I don't care. Trucker Andy joins the show to wind it up and put the ranch down. After a couple of listener-submitted parody songs, we document the latest events with Chad Zumock and Misery Loves Company. We might have to stop reviewing Chad for real at this point. Also, Ethan Ralph has a drunken meltdown at Dick's house and Patty Pukewater has a conversation in the MLC chat. Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:01:31 and Supercast as well. Also, we encourage our listeners to give us a five-star or two-double podcast and the shit all over us in the comments section today. We'll be reviewing a show called Sophia with an F. This was a suggestion from a voice-meller. We have both listened separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get started. This is a show hosted by Sophia Franklin once of call her daddy with Alex Cooper. But nowyaan as her guest.
Starting point is 00:02:05 Now, if you don't follow who are the socials, you might say who is bail into Priya? Yeah. bail into Priya is my favorite TikToker of all time. She's amazing. She's amazing. And she has Tourette's pretty bad. It's pretty bad Tourette's.
Starting point is 00:02:19 It's the worst case anyone's ever seen. She's riddled with it. Yeah, it's popping. It's in full bloom, her Touret turrets. It's really something else. So I want to start things off guys if you don't mind. This is, so Fee is going to introduce her guest and explain how she wants this interview to go down. So I want to, I kind of want to dive into that,
Starting point is 00:02:43 but I also, I don't want this episode to be just completely, you know, medical terms, the science behind Tourette's like. Yeah, I think that's a problem for you, right? So, if you have a lot of your episodes, there's two critical, yeah, too much science talk, and there's that one person that thought they were going to learn anything from this episode. Let's try not to use big words around me, please because that's my crypt night if you don't mind So this was a fun episode. I'm gonna say it right out of the gate my favorite vocal fry versus my favorite ticks We'll find out who wins and he give a clip that sums up the show for you maybe um
Starting point is 00:03:20 I just not think I was gonna ask you that question Um, I think I was gonna ask you that question. I'm just trying to find. Let's just start for the beginning. A clip one, I just found this very funny. Okay. I dropped a new collection. It is the cutest collection I've dropped by far. Baby Hulu, why super fucking cute.
Starting point is 00:03:38 My guest, Baylande Pree. Hi, how are you? I'm doing great, how are you? I'm doing fucking a meme. Fuck Hunter. I'm very excited for this fucking collection. Bailyn, I'm gonna like give you pieces to take home. Okay, okay, okay, okay. You're gonna fucking love them. Also, we're recording. We're recording from WTF Media Studios, Black Own Studio, Super Sheik, the only place to record and subscribe to my channel, please. Okay, like, comment, review, jack off to it, whatever you want to do.
Starting point is 00:04:11 What is she hacking? What are these new pieces? Oh, that's so funny. That's why I wanted to clip this because I went to her merch store. Okay. And there's, I was just like, I'm going to get some sweatpants with slew down the butt. Oh yeah. And you go, you click on the apparel thing. It's just completely empty. There's nothing there. No.
Starting point is 00:04:32 No, no. There was two fucking like hoodies that had, I think there was one, she's got like her Caesar leaves version of like her show. That's just one of the things I have options and slew university. And there's like a shirt and a hoodie. And then that's just what it says I have options and flute university and there's like a shirt and a hoodie and then that's it maybe she gave him all to um bailey yeah that's true bailey walked out of there with a whole bunch of shit
Starting point is 00:04:53 I also wanted to clip that because she's like oh we're at WTF it's a black-owned studio is that what she said I was yeah curious about yeah well I could you can really tell that it's black- owned by two women talking in your microphone. Why bring that up? Yeah, what does that have to do with anything? Yeah, weird. Just support them.
Starting point is 00:05:10 I wanna know though, what Indian tribes used to live where they're sitting. Right, I know. I hope we get respect to that. I'm disappointed. They didn't. All right, so let's find out. The first question is, what is Teruts?
Starting point is 00:05:22 And of course, she doesn't want this to be too clinical. So we got a lot gel. No, but I want I want to hear it from you know your perspective how you would explain it. Okay, so Tourette's is a neurological involuntary motor and vocal disorder. Okay, your doctor. Spare me your medical mumbo jumbo. Yeah, what's that technical? Immediately so because like all right, you lost me. Yeah, you just swear a lot, right. Yeah, what's it that technical immediately? So because like, all right, you lost me. Yeah, you just swear a lot, right? Yeah, I just swear a lot. Thank you. Because in that clip, like, or the show right before that, she's like, I don't want you to have to explain this. Like you have to explain it to everybody. But can you explain it? Yeah, yeah. And then she's like, that's just in a fun, fact way way. Yeah. And yes, it's all we're going to talk about.
Starting point is 00:06:05 This is interesting because she talks about how she was just finally diagnosed to have Tourette's in 2021. I know. And so apparently the other doctor she was going to wasn't buying it. I can't even diagnose it with anything. Like I don't know what you got. Go figure it out on your own. Right. You're no longer my patient, basically. Really? Yeah. He basically looked at me, pointed at me, went back to my
Starting point is 00:06:29 mom and was like, she cannot do anything. Like she can't drive. She can't go to school. She can't work. She doesn't even function in society. That's what he straight up told me. And I looked at him and I was like, bawling my eyes out. I was like, I'm going to call it. Oh my god Like that's so unfair to me that you get to sit there and watch I get to sit there and watch my mom cry Well, I'm crying because you don't have faith in me. That's okay. Your opinion doesn't matter to me I'm gonna move on and do what I want to do so basically the doctors like I think you're mentally ill and and you need help and
Starting point is 00:07:02 Balan says well, no, that's not the case. I just have this to Ruts, but then later on in the show, she says this. Yeah, I can't personally look at it just because I suffer with a lot of mental health issues. Okay, all right. So now we're on the same page. So the doctor wasn't totally full of shit. Right.
Starting point is 00:07:19 He had an idea of what was going on. So after she says that, yeah, this doctor didn't think I had to Ruts and couldn't diagnose me. And Sophia says this thing for anyone listening. And I've heard stories similar to this. Always get a second third fourth opinion, you know, from a doctor, because if you just take with one doctor and what they think, it'll fuck yourself. because if you just take with one doctor and what they think, it will fuck yourself. Yes.
Starting point is 00:07:45 You can also go fuck yourself. A second, third and fourth opinion, it's cancer. It's definitely cancer. Can we start treating you now? Yeah. No, I got to get one more opinion, Doc. Yeah. You have a tension deprivation.
Starting point is 00:07:58 Yeah. Yeah. I think Sophia is saying that because she looks, she's so fucking scrawny. And she was, you know, she's like, everybody is kind of I was them pick now. And she's she's so fucking scrawny and she was you know she's like everybody is kind of EZMPIC now and she's like I had to go to Ford Act F***ing EZMPICS Per subscription so I can look like a fucking skeleton. Yeah, she's not looking great like though. I mean she's out there
Starting point is 00:08:17 So I guess I'm coming on it her legs do not look good. There's no meat on those boats. No, she looks like she has an eating to Yes, she does. I mean, it's not terrible. I can't think of worse things that would happen. She looks great. Alright, and anyone else you got bothered? I think this goes back to when she is sick of bail and sick of people having her explained to rats where she's just like, you have a a phone fucking Google it and clip four I know it's so annoying. You encounter people who are like I have no clue never heard of that in my life. Yes, I actually probably 75% of the time that people have something to say they're like oh well, I don't fuck Hunter They're like I don't know what that is and then they want me to explain and then they want me to go into a deeper Description of what it is and it's like there you have a phone rate in front of you. Like it's just I have a life like we're
Starting point is 00:09:10 in the middle of a Starbucks parking lot right now. Like I just just because I flipped you off from the car next to you. Like it's just I don't want to roll down and have a conversation. I just want to apologize and move on. All right. So I have to Google what the fuck is wrong with bailing to pre? You can't just tell me I'm talking to you. I'll ask Google All right, hey Siri. Why is that woman flicking me off? Salting of your face to face and you're like what's wrong? Yeah, I asked my producer what's Tourette said my producer said Google it and then I had to ask my I had to Google what's Google? It's not an idiot. Yeah
Starting point is 00:09:42 Google it and then I had to ask my head to Google what's Google? So I'm an idiot. Yeah. She does have a fun new one here. I always like when I hear new ticks that she has and words that she uses. She's got her own soundboard. She really does. I know. She doesn't need producer Chris.
Starting point is 00:09:56 That's right. But I think this one I'm going to start using this term. It's pretty fun. Kind of bitch, whatever. Count nuggets. Count nuggets. Yeah. You also have count nuggets. It's pretty fun. Cunt bitch, whatever. Cunt nuggets. Cunt nuggets. Yeah. You also have Cunt nuggets.
Starting point is 00:10:08 It's pretty good. Is that the doctor? Yeah. You're mentally ill. Stage 4. Cunt nuggets. Sounds bad, Doc. It's actually quite tasty.
Starting point is 00:10:19 Your boyfriend will enjoy it. I'm sure. I think my clip 9, it might be, she has something that she calls Tick-A-Tack. You're boyfriend will enjoy it. I'm sure. I think my clip nine, it might be, she has something that she calls Tick-A-Tacks and I just, I was on the lookout for where they all pop up like right in a row. Yeah. I think that's my clip nine. Okay.
Starting point is 00:10:38 I might be in there. Tick-A-Tack. Wasn't that the band I'm saved by the bell? Yeah. One hundred percent. The main thing for anyone listening and I've heard stories similar to this. Always get a second third fourth opinion, you know, from a doctor. Because if you just take with one doctor and what they think it's from a doctor, not a random stranger.
Starting point is 00:11:03 Sorry, sorry to duplicate that one, but she was just like on fire. Oh, yeah, the background on that one. It's a few times. She's just screaming. And Sophia doesn't good job. She, she pushed us through, because I would stop and definitely laugh a lot if it were. So, um, but she says that it's not funny. And she doesn't find it funny. And in this clip where they're talking about her appearance on Dr. Phil, you can see that Sophia's vocal phrase rubbing off on bailin, and this poms me out. I would be kidding about something like this. I don't really think it's like something to joke about. I don't find it.
Starting point is 00:11:39 I've never heard bailin talk like that before. I'm gonna hear that again. I would be kidding about something like this. I don't really think it's like something to joke about. I'm gonna do that again. I would be kidding about something like this. Like I don't really think it's like something to joke about. I don't find it necessarily like funny. I know like in the video, it was funny because it was just like non-stop,
Starting point is 00:11:55 which is kind of like what a tick attack is. But for people to, because a lot of people fake claim me as like not, oh, having it. And it's like when I even went on the doctor Phil show, I had to prove that I had threats before I can even go on there. I just show all my medical documents. Stop. It's funny because my buddy Dick Macherson was on Dr. Phil and he had a prove he hated women.
Starting point is 00:12:20 They do chuck it on these things before they just let you on the show. Yeah. Alright, this one checks out. They just bring out women Seven insults go. He's like, ah, you're fat. You're ugly. You're like it's out. This doesn't remind me of stuttering John Suddenly stuttering when someone brings it up. Yes It very much so and bailant tries to do two things She wants to be tic-tac famous because she has terats and she's funny and she does all these crazy things, but then also you can't laugh at. Well, I mean, come on. They don't be on Tiktok with it.
Starting point is 00:12:51 Well, I think it's not just Sophia rubbing off on bailin. I think bailin's rubbing off on Sophia because I saw her on the street the other day. She called me a Kunt nugget like 10 times. Well, you were probably being inappropriate. It was being a real Kunt nugget. I'm not gonna get like 10 times. Well, you were probably being inappropriate. It was being a real gun. I was not getting it. I had her defense. All right, so here's one that I call Tix McGee.
Starting point is 00:13:12 And I think this might be what you were talking about. Sorry, pretty sick. Well, you were talking about the tick attack going on. Well, Sophia's trying to talk. Right. That's a shit I hate about tick talk off. Tick talk now is like even my own mother will watch something. What up?
Starting point is 00:13:31 She got COVID and up top girl, so our TikTok where Amy and Mike. Yeah. It's like the camera's on Sophia. The old time, it's like, I just want to see what's going out of her belly, find it, switch it over like, okay, good, yeah, this is what we're okay with Sophia's talking about. Yeah, but also you want to see Sophia break and be time, it's like I just want to see what's going on with bail and find it switches over like okay good Yeah, this is what we're okay with Sophia's talking about yeah, but also you want to see Sophia break and be like Their friendship
Starting point is 00:13:55 What are you laughing at bitch my clown to you All right, so this is something that I learned it It's not okay. If you see bailing the pre and I hope someday I will. It's not okay to do her text to her. Oh, she does not find that flattering in any way. You can't do it. Yes, and it's like people approach me in public and they'll like do my text to me and they don't know that like that's not okay. That's like the end word for her. It's like no, I can do the text, but you can't do the text. That's like the end word for her. It's like, no, I can do the text, but you can't do the text. That you get trouble. Yeah. I'll be putting the ranch down around
Starting point is 00:14:30 here. I'm bad. I didn't realize I'm gonna get canceled for yelling, put the ranch down. The insane. In clip 11, this is where she starts talking about when she realized that people were fascinated by her Tourette's and her post went viral and Clip 11. And I showed my mom and I was like, Mom, can we help just laugh? Can we just put this on a TV and laugh at it real quick? Right. And then sooner or later, I woke up the next morning and it was out like three million or something insane. And I was like, did you did I almost shit my pants?
Starting point is 00:15:06 I was like holy fudge stripes. This is not what I expected at all. And a star was born. I think that's going to be a new tiktok trend. Shitting your pants on the internet. I'm going to try it. All right. I'll I'll promote it for you.
Starting point is 00:15:22 But okay. What's your TikTok handle? You're not a TikTok? No. You're not trying to be like OP, you're good TikTok famous. Holy shit, we were going through this and who are these socials? Blind Mike grabbed a bunch of TikToks from OP
Starting point is 00:15:37 and OP discovered the speed up feature on there. So it's just him talking to his dog, my house dog didn't poo this morning on their walk and it's just like sped up for some reason. It's some of the worst shit I've ever seen. Yeah. It's really, really embarrassing. I'm in fact.
Starting point is 00:15:51 You know what? It's not good. All right. So Bailyn brings out a $10 word. And you can't do that with Sophia. It's good. It's good to confuse her. God it.
Starting point is 00:16:02 And that's like where Eccalelia comes in. I don't know if you know what Eccalelia is. I am not that bright. So Eccalelia is like. I don't know if you know what that is. She doesn't. I know. She does.
Starting point is 00:16:16 She ain't. Not that bright. Oh, we know. We know. We're well aware. So then, Sophia, my girl Sophia Franklin, starts making some points and I am standing up and applauding. I mean, TSA at the airport, I've actually wanted to do a segment on this biggest power trip I've ever encountered. The worst. Like they have such a power trip, stick up their ass. Love you because you're protecting us, but continent. We calm down a little co-caw field. So when the
Starting point is 00:16:50 Lazy-Up Girl Scout. I get to know Baylon's going excited about this. Fuck yeah, continent. So the reason why that came up, I don't know if you have any other clips from the TSA talk, but yeah, she has a real hard time in airports. Miss Baylon to three. I'm sure. She can't even like get into one of those extra machines that to hold your arms up. She can't hold her arms up.
Starting point is 00:17:10 Oh, and it's funny because she was all offended by the doctors. It's like, you can't function in society. She's like, fuck you. And then it's like every example, she's like, she can't get a job McDonald. I have that clip. She can't get a job in McDonald's. She can't go through TSA. She shouldn't go into an auction.
Starting point is 00:17:23 You don't have any bad. She shouldn't go to an auction. You know what I'm pretty bad. We're 50,000 in debt. Mick Donalds won't even hire me because I swear. Okay, and it's just like, Mick Donalds, you're killing people by what you're feeding them. So go ahead and say the F word, okay? And it's just like.
Starting point is 00:17:39 So, Mick Donalds doesn't want to hire someone who yells cut nuggets involuntarily at the cost of her. Yeah, shit, you're a- No shit! Why would't want to hire someone who yells cut nuggets Involuntarily at the cost of her Why would they want to bear nitpicky? Yeah, and I love that this girl with seven million followers a TikTok is like I can't even get a minimum wage job I mean life is just tough right. I bet she's doing fine. Yeah, I have a feeling. I'm sure she looks comfy Yeah, she does talk about how she wears baggy clothes and doesn't put any effort into it I say have that clip to like if someday Something horrible happens to my wife or my marriage and bailing and I do go on our first date together as I predict it
Starting point is 00:18:20 Well in my diary This is what's gonna this. I was gonna go down Like I would rely on like guys to basically be like, oh like, oh like you're so, it's just like, I don't even care anymore. Yeah, like it's just like, if we hang out, I'm in sweatpants and it's snucky, right? That's how it is. Yeah. That's what you're gonna get on the first date. Like it's just, it's just, and it's not that I don't care. It's just that like, you're gonna accept me at the worst for you Inside me at the best at this point like it's just like I don't even
Starting point is 00:18:47 Care and it's not that I'm not confident. It's just that I just Don't care. I wait. She said it's not that I don't care and I'd say I don't care Why is that bad? I mean pick up on that the first you know that's until very confused sounds like maybe you care Yeah, what did she say she would she'd be wearing it one of those blankets? A snuggie, right? Is that still a thing? Isn't that like that blanket thing with arms in it? Yeah, I think it is with her.
Starting point is 00:19:10 Thing for cat ladies, I think. Ha, ha, ha. All right, and I'm hogging the spotlight. No, that's cool. I think it was called the Carl show. The way I'm going out of the line, it's going great. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Real time notes from Drucker. Ha, ha, ha, ha. You're right that down, but it's a crazy thing. It's going great. What? Real time notes from Drucker.
Starting point is 00:19:25 You're right that's out. It's going great. Cool. Incredible. Everything is incredible. She starts to explain to Sophia that she can't even read her comments section. This is clip 16 bulletproof. She's like, I can't read the comments.
Starting point is 00:19:43 It sets off my tics or you know, it makes me. So I have to like have my mom sort of safeguard me from that. And Sophia kind of like go it understands this in the completely opposite context and clips like. You don't say. Like my mom had to control control my social media. I was certain point. Like she had to be my manager. I had to have my mom do that to you actually. She's like, you're only allowed two hours on social media today. And in like now, I can be my manager. I had to have my mom do that to you actually. She's like, you're only allowed two hours on social media today. And in like now, I can control it myself.
Starting point is 00:20:08 I have all my notifications turned off. I go one of my want to. I check my DMs when I want to. But I do not check my comments. You're almost bulletproof at this point. No, just the option. If I were to have it a peek at one of the comments, I'd lose my mind.
Starting point is 00:20:22 Yeah. But if I read a mean comment, I'll watch it to an hour long ticket tag. Yeah. She's not fucking bulletproof. She's made of glass. Yeah, she's super Dave Osborne. That's the other thing that's funny about that
Starting point is 00:20:37 is she goes, my mom had to control my social media to only two hours a day. That's way more time than I spent on social media. I'd be like, Mom, you can have like, I don't know, 45 minutes back at least. I don't need that much. That's you want to take that. You're not a TikTok sensation. Does it roll over? Or you know what? You keep rubbing that in. You keep rubbing that in my face. I'm not a TikTok sensation. It's getting real fucking old. You're not going to be friends anymore.
Starting point is 00:21:02 It's getting real fucking old. They're not gonna be friends anymore. Like, Clip 17, they started dressing this show personally, I think. Oh good. They're talking right to us. Oh, finally. How is that okay? Like, how is that okay? Like, how are you gonna sit there and tell me this to my face, but like, you never say that to someone in a wheelchair.
Starting point is 00:21:23 You never say that to someone with one leg. You never say that to someone with one leg. You never say that to someone who has epilepsy, but yet I'm the laughing stock. Like would you egg on someone's epilepsy? Absolutely not. No. Would you laugh at someone in a wheelchair? Would you, car?
Starting point is 00:21:38 I don't blind guy, and I get to be like, sounds like a wager to me. What? What I? That's funny. That's funny. Yeah, I know she this is what I mean like she likes to be the victim. She's the star because of this, but she's also the victim at the same time. And it's just a little bit annoying. But going back, she knows what sets off her tics, what shuts them up. That's a good point. She does say if she listens to music sometimes she can get over ticking because when she was going to class at
Starting point is 00:22:09 WVU Sorry, I know so much about her. I just I just pay attention. That's not okay. Carol's got a little notebook with Mr. Dupre carol Dupre, you know, Harry Carl's got a crushy poo So she would go to these classes and these lecture halls and try to not take it all. So she had to put on like headphones and listen to music. So there was no reason for it to be in a lecture hall. Right. Because she can't hear the professor.
Starting point is 00:22:37 My mother is not helping anyone. Good job. But that's not really the life hack you think it is. They're talking about how difficult it is being in school, one, your social media influencer, and everyone knows who you are. And Sophia can't even imagine being in college. I cannot imagine being an influencer and having to go to college in person. Sophia, I can't imagine you in college. That's the shocking part.
Starting point is 00:23:08 It's nothing to do without famous, you are. If you're an influencer and I was like, I can't imagine like solving equations. Yeah, I can't even imagine you like holding a book. Yeah. Maybe bailing it out her head. How do you turn this on? Sophia with an Evan every class. Sophia with 5 apps.
Starting point is 00:23:29 All right. So right then she talks about how the Olsen twins went to NYU. Oh yeah. How crazy. How crazy it is that they're billionaires. I'm saying that she didn't billionaires. They're either they so famous and they're going to NYU and Baylon has no idea what she's talking about Mary K Olsen Number they did that they like went to NYU No, right probably the plot of a movie Oh my god, I'm Would have to see a picture I have to put like right now. I'm all this fuck just Mary can't actually old sin. Yeah, I can see why someone bailed age wouldn't know what the fuck those people are
Starting point is 00:24:14 Yeah, I mean, I let's you grew up with them. Then they then they have tons of like movies and stuff for children Yes, I mean, they're still like relevant. They're like fashion Well, I create it but they're sister. They're probably more famous because of their sister. Elizabeth Olson is super famous now. So, which is weird. What do you think? Sophia Franklin's ages, I'm gonna look it up right now.
Starting point is 00:24:36 What would you guess? I would say like 31 maybe. That's it. Or is she younger than that? Yeah. Oh, God. She has an old woman's body. Yeah, I'm gonna bet the old like Courtney Cox now So she's I'll say I'll guess
Starting point is 00:24:52 33 28 What is the answer she's crying about old she has though honey it gets worse It's worse before it gets better because it never gets better gets worse before it gets better because it never gets better. Okay, news for you. I just think it's funny that she's like the way that she tried to get her to remember who the Olsen twins were were to keep repeating the names over and over again. Like Chris, remember Mark Grace? No.
Starting point is 00:25:14 You know, Mark Grace. Oh, Mark Grace. Mark Grace. No. You played first place for the Cubs. First name, first name Mark. Yeah, last name. Mark Grace.
Starting point is 00:25:23 No, I don't know. You can't just repeat the name over Yeah, so we'll go like yes, okay fine. I know what you're talking about what what is it? Yeah, when you order your food louder That always works like playing heads up with my wife It's like how I talk to Chinese people I just keep putting a louder or feeding it. I can't leave pronouns out. Extra ducks on. Oh man, this is getting bad. All right, so this is interesting because Baylon was on Dr. Phil, which I haven't watched yet, but I'm definitely
Starting point is 00:26:01 going to. I can't wait to watch that appearance. And she's got not just Tourette's but she has OCD to go along with it. We're like my dad's bald and every time I see a bald person I have to say that they're bald. Like when I was on a doctor Phil show I had so doctor Phil he was bald and I tell my dad he was bald and then I had to look in the audience for someone else to make it an even three in my head because my old CDs like through the roof. Okay. And even your OCD should be going off about that. Yeah, you just said it even three.
Starting point is 00:26:34 Hey, Cueball, you know, you're bald. Give me a six-peck of course. I got a calmness now. I do love it. That's one of her texts. She has to tell bald people they're bald. It's like a Mike Myers skit right there. Yeah. Okay. I bet it's fan people. Hey, that's one of her tics, she has to tell ball people they're bald. That's like a micimire skit right there. Yeah Okay, I bet what's fan people hey fat so go eat a hamburger you fat fuck
Starting point is 00:26:52 Chris do you want to slug it right now? He's making some points I wasn't talking to Chris That was my joke we We do have fun. All right. I have one more clip on here and then I'll let you finish things up. Great. Because since we're talking about bald people, they take questions from the listeners and
Starting point is 00:27:13 one of the girls who listens to the show wants to know what to do with their body hair, what men want from a girl with body hair, to shave what to wax what to leave and So they're answering this question. It's all kinds of stupid The rest of my body I Definitely shaved and I'm getting it lasered, but okay, that wasn't her fucking question Guys, I am very good at my job. Don't worry. She asked you think men have preferences Sweetheart. Yes.
Starting point is 00:27:47 Welcome to Planet Earth. Yeah, men have preferences. And I'm gonna go ahead and guess 90% want you to be completely cat everywhere. Yes. Every. A bald eagle. Where are those cats?
Starting point is 00:28:02 Siamese cat. Where are the ones that don't have the hair? I was gonna say Siamese street for some are the ones that don't have the hair? I was gonna say Siamese street for some reason. Oh my god. Oh my god. Uh oh, retard alert. Rhetorn alert class.
Starting point is 00:28:13 What the fuck is that? Siamese. It's head hairless cat. Oh, Siamese street. It's Siamese street. Yeah, that makes sense. Got it. Alright, Andy, finish things up for us.
Starting point is 00:28:24 Okay, cool. This is a for us. Okay, cool. This is a fun episode. Oh, my dude, I was clipping. I think I had nine clips before I hit 10 minutes. I was like, yeah, I can't. I got to be more selective. I ran into the same problem, which is why we had so much overlap with the beginning.
Starting point is 00:28:37 Yeah, and I was just like, I was seriously clipping all the way up until I had to leave to come over here. Yeah, it was just like everything is great. But my last two clips are kind of scenarios where we would be perfectly fine to have turrets. And in a clip 20, this is like, if you worked at Dollar General, you could work there and nobody would know
Starting point is 00:28:58 that you had turrets. You used to like work at like the Dollar General where I used to live. Oh my gosh, this story is like a towel. Story is like a towel. All you gotta say is dollar general. Yeah, it was like, damn. It was like the closest place to me
Starting point is 00:29:12 and it was like the only place I would hire me at the time. So it was just like easier to work there. I call everybody a cunt nugget too if I had to work at dollar general. It's one of the worst jobs you have, you have no idea. I would hang out at the dollar. If she worked there, and this is me being a stalker, I'm just entertained.
Starting point is 00:29:28 I'm just having a good time. Yeah, I would livestream. I, well, she talked about how that she was at Marshall's and a girl from her class started to live streaming her as she was shopping at Marshall's. Yeah, I'm really upset. I'm like, that's amazing. The balls are just like, hey, look at that idiot and pull out your phone.
Starting point is 00:29:46 Actually, not I think I might have definitely done that. The white size game with Dick. Oh, shit. Okay, this is in last clip, clip 19. This is the one other scenario where it's perfectly fine to have Terad's end of live sporting event. Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's the fun time to have Terad's. Oh, right. What's the other team's score? I take my 14 or other plays travel baseball. And I love baseball. But it's really hard for
Starting point is 00:30:13 me to sit through a game because I like to cuss out the um, and then I like to tell the picture that he's throwing slow. And that he throws weak in that Aaron judges better and all this That's what everybody does in a Facebook very polite I went to the red wigs gave yesterday and they fucking lost by two and I was telling them they sucked ass too and loud as I could Of course. Yeah, what's that guy with turrets doing? No, I'm just thinking not in front of their performance Working at dollar general going to a baseball game, being in the Philly audience for Charles.
Starting point is 00:30:49 Places where she belongs. I have a Philly show. Wow. I got it with dress. I got no some people. If there was very loud audience there. But I left Clip 18 on there. This is just for the dropboard or brand down. You should be you should pick this one up. Oh, great. By the way, I'm ignorant as well. We know. We know.
Starting point is 00:31:11 What a great show. Spit facts for us right there. Well, the Tourette doesn't end there because I'm happy to tell you that Kill My Landlord has a song for us that he submitted. I hope Chey doesn't expose me for having parody songs on the show. Guys, don't want to tell Chad about this one. Kill my landlord with Bae-Win has Terats. So flamethrower, but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but No more Pop, pop, pop, baby, let it go
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Starting point is 00:32:59 every single episode I was bringing you on for was like political or LGBT key. All this stuff stuff and it's like can we just have fun? Like party fetish. No, that was great. We just got over here. All right. And then Tony Muscrat. You guys know Tony Muscrat. He sent in a parody song. This one is called One Week.
Starting point is 00:33:24 W-E-A-K It's been two weeks since we laughed at chat Nobody's talking about him now he's so mad Five days since MLC They get back to get the Duke shitty comedy 300 is his credit score Never gonna buy a house cuz he's so poor Yesterday he was morning drunk
Starting point is 00:33:41 Never get laid again cuz he's flabby Hold it now chats a loser So does Pete the cruiser cuz he doesn't have a license like succulm self-accomic Even though he's bombing the only thing here's a silence always acting really creepy going after Levy's underage stepdaughter causing damage to his liver make some quiver He never drinks water chats a cookie's got no luck. He's got he can't control his tongue. Can I help it if you think you're funny when you're not? Give it a week till he calls Michael Popeye. He's got a gun drunk at a funeral.
Starting point is 00:34:10 He's got a gun drunk at a funeral. He's got a gun drunk at a funeral. He's got a gun drunk at a funeral. He's got a gun drunk at a funeral. He's got a gun drunk at a funeral. He's got a gun drunk at a funeral. He's got a gun drunk at a funeral. He's got a gun drunk at a funeral. He's got a gun drunk at a funeral. He's got a gun drunk at a funeral. He's got a gun drunk at a funeral. He's got a gun drunk at a funeral. He's got a gun drunk at a funeral. He's got a gun drunk at a funeral. He's got a gun drunk at a funeral. He's got a gun drunk at a funeral. He's got a gun drunk at a funeral. He's got a gun drunk at a funeral. He's got a gun drunk at a funeral. He's got a gun drunk at a funeral. He's got a gun drunk at a funeral. He's got a gun drunk at a funeral. He's got a gun drunk at a funeral. He's got a gun drunk at a funeral. He's got a gun drunk at a funeral. He's got a gun drunk at a funeral. He's got a gun drunk at a funeral. He's got a gun drunk at a funeral. He's got a gun drunk at a funeral. He's got a gun drunk at a funeral. He's got a gun drunk at a funeral. It's been two weeks since he took it back. Nobody likes his comedy, it's so bad.
Starting point is 00:34:26 I think of Notchers at the bar. Buying another round with the stolen credit card. You're seeing all his friends. Getting drunk and hitting on all the girlfriend. Tossing, an oil can, lights the lie about eating salmon. Wow, that one was fantastic. Yeah, oh, he's shut. That's a petty sea cubs level punchline per second.
Starting point is 00:34:49 Oh, yeah. Even beyond that I would have to say. It makes it funnier that it's like offbeat, but it's- It does. And it makes it so much better. And I never thought I would listen to that song and be entertained by it, because that original song is so fucking annoying, but that was very well done. And that's a perfect segue.
Starting point is 00:35:07 It's time to mark, zoom on. A lot has happened this past week that we have to get caught up on. Sweet. Yes, this is, things are continuing to be interesting in this universe. If it weren't, I wouldn't be talking about it. Yeah. So we're going to start off. Kevin Brennan goes on his show Thursday morning. He does a solo show. And he's on there, just talking about whatever. And I super-chad of them because he was goofing on Chad for Chad saying that like he's new to YouTube and he's new to podcasting. And it's like, he's been doing all this shit for years. What are you talking about?? So I super-chatted, kept my buddy Kevin, you know,
Starting point is 00:35:50 we're buds now. And this is Chad snipestreaming Kevin's stream and watching this I'll go down. So I'm kind of glad I watch it because I don't know, it was funny. And then the fact that... So Kevin's talking about the video that I put out about Mr. Rob's company and he's saying, I'm glad I watched it. And you can see here that who are these podcasts giving five bucks, give Chad a break, you just started. Do you know, I think Gino thought he was winning
Starting point is 00:36:18 by having a car on. I really think Carl. I had him on. You know, and that's Gino being like, either either I really do think Carl and Kevin think they're like Getting to me and they own me trying to get me. Well, they don't know what the fuck to do that. I'm fucking back firing Joke back fired Watch out. I'll be backfiring all right That's funny. So then Chad goes out and call me a dork which is you know original and new this hasn't happened before
Starting point is 00:36:54 Carl's just a fucking opportunist door I have Leave me doing he's a door. He's an opportunist I know four things about Carl. Yeah, he's a dork. He's an opportunist. He's an opportunist. He's a dork He's a dork duly network before he does my show probably not, but I can't make him not do something I can't make Chad I can't make Chad do anything like Chad my show's better right now Super Chad what Kevin's doing a solo. I'm doing a better show Oh, I said what? You're just watching this show. Yeah. You're sitting there silently.
Starting point is 00:37:26 What do you think you're doing, Jack? You think he's the captain of the ship. You can't, and then I was going to give Carl some money. And then I was like, fuck it. I'm not giving him any dirty money. Plus my money's dirty, chronic Stevie Lou. That's good. Don't pay Carl. You're not much money.
Starting point is 00:37:43 Carl's made off the people and other people's playing people standups Playing people stand up bits that aren't even finished yet Carl is a fucking thief He's playing someone show right now I will correct exactly and the fact that chance colleague me a thief for playing standup He literally grabbed the video that somebody shot from the back of the room at Dabblecon of me doing stand up and Anthony Kumi doing stand up and he played the whole thing and goofed on it and the difference is that he doesn't make money doing that and I do. That's what he's mad about obviously because it's like, Chad all these things are complaining
Starting point is 00:38:17 about me doing is all the stuff that you do. You just sound as good at it. I'm just better at it than you are. But how funny is that though? He goes, he's watching Kevin Brennan and he's just like, my show is better than the show. He's just saying watch is that. What do you think his show is your show?
Starting point is 00:38:32 What are you talking about? Do you think you're just like a handsome boy or something? That's why this is better. It's not. You're not making it better. And he's like, away. I wouldn't go calling anyone a thief either. Well, and the other thing to, I know, good point.
Starting point is 00:38:45 He should not be accused of anyone stealing. And the other thing here is that chance not sure if my appearance on MLC was good for me or good for Kevin or bad for me or bad for guy. He goes back and forth, he's not really sure what to make of it yet. He came on, Kevin, he punked you. He came on your show and try to pick up subscribers and listeners
Starting point is 00:39:07 Plugging his live shit. He used you you think you got to me. He used you he played you Carl played you Carl I'll give you fucking props you played Kevin Brennan Kevin's shit on you for two years saying you're not funny You suck and then he realized you were shit on me. So he's like, oh, okay, I'll have on a car. And you went on and plugged all your shit. So Carl, Kevin, you got played by Carl. I got, what do you mean? The chair doesn't understand like basics of show business. Yeah, he's gonna have me out as a guest.
Starting point is 00:39:38 I'm gonna do two hours on there. And I'm gonna give my website URL and punk Kevin because I was like, yeah, who are these?com? Is where you can find all this stuff. And also, this is the thing that Chad doesn't understand because he's so mesmerized by a thousand people watching the show live. WTP is still a bigger show than MLC.
Starting point is 00:39:54 I talked to more people than Kevin Brennan does. And the fact that Chad's going on here and going, oh my gosh, you're giving him this platform. He's like, well, no, I have a platform. Yeah. And also, Kevin makes funny you to your face like for weeks Yeah, I know that's the other thing to do is like to do know that he used to make fun of you. Yeah, I did I enjoyed it It's funny when when Kevin makes fun of me. It's funny. I laugh along with that he rips the shit out of chat on that show
Starting point is 00:40:19 We're chat was out of the show Yeah, that's a good point. I didn't think about that What a fucking idiot. All right, so things are gonna get bad now because fast forward to Thursday evening and Chad does the show called Mud Shark Loves Misery. And this is where he sniped Streams, Misery Loves Company, and he's not well.
Starting point is 00:40:41 He, immediately, the first Super Chad he gets, he cannot read it. First out of the gate, Chad. This I know you, or is it? Chad, this I know what's you to use the bottom as, all right, it's guys weird. It's just relaxing. Thanks for the Super Chat, but I can't make sense out of it.
Starting point is 00:41:09 Yeah. I have words and spell with letters. Chad, this guy no wants to use him as a bottom. That was good. It wasn't that difficult to pull off. Yeah. It had a really hard time. You don't have to be a dark to read.
Starting point is 00:41:23 Yeah. Maybe you do. I don't know. Okay, so one of Chad's marquee bits at this point is the hype train. And what's interesting about this is that he started doing it to make fun of Aaron from SteelTell, but now it's just turned into his bit. So it's kind of like lost the thread out because now people request it and he dances around like a fucking idiot. Oh, he's begging for likes. And he's like, no, no, I'm just doing that as a goof like well not anymore
Starting point is 00:41:48 Maybe it were now you're just a dancing monkey right now you just look like a fucking idiot It like Looks like it's getting a little tired. Who wants an hydrant? He's gonna sleep well tonight. Big Fizzle was on the Hyattrack Carl's teeth on the hydrant. Shut out Carl's teeth. Carl for Rochester's teeth.
Starting point is 00:42:22 Hyattrack! for Rochester's teeth! HOT TREEEEEEEE Alright so right now he's next to my face with his face so he does that for another I'm not kidding 10 seconds where he's just staring at me with my picture up there on there. And I gotta say, this guy's obsessed with me! James, me the first person to be like, that's all they do is talk about me. Yeah, meanwhile he's got photos of me, pulls up. Oh my God. Carol's teeth are on the hype train. This fucking-
Starting point is 00:43:02 It's really just- Just take you leave. Showing off the lack of upper lip there It disappears It's impressive. All right now Chad is getting a little drunk and Probably not a great idea to get real drunk on the internet because you might say things that you wish you had inside and So this guy Vinny Cash who don't answer the show super super chats remember this is Chad's business model not mine super chats
Starting point is 00:43:28 and he loves to call people who give people money which I think is the dumbest thing you could do and I hope Vinny Cash dies he's garbage Bob That's a fact He's washing too he's a bitch Take your money. Go fuck yourself. Because he's garbage. That's a fact. I think what you mean is that you're mad at him. Literally refuse.
Starting point is 00:43:57 Yeah, that's not what that means at all. So what's great about this is that chance very upset because they have ski mask on the show and Skie mask and Chad are mortal enemies and they have rated veto to Chad Hey, so all Kevin's doing right now. I was just booking guests that hey Chad This show which is so funny because he knows it's getting the chat remember that clip earlier He's like it's not even getting to me. Yeah, I didn't ask We don't care. Yeah, I just know it is. It It's very obvious to everyone involved everyone who's watching. Now people start telling MLC because people are watching both shows.
Starting point is 00:44:31 So now people are chatting to MLC. Oh, Chad's wasted. Yeah, the show. So they're talking about wasted Chad. Is this Chad's watching as he's very wasted. I mean, we basically have that was said. Chad's falling over drunk. It's honestly said. I believe it folks. He was drunk before the show started. That was two hours.
Starting point is 00:44:50 By the way, if you want to go on screen, you have the super chat. No, there's no, whatever. At this point, did he roofy himself? I know. Well, 342 people are watching me. I mean, you are watching Kevin. Let's watch a lot more. Let's watch. Hit subscribe if you're watching. See, that's the funny thing is that don't look you'll feel bad about yourself.
Starting point is 00:45:18 I'm a miserable company. All they're saying is like, holy shit, Chad's wasted over us. So everyone's like, oh, I got a lot to look at that. Let's see what's going on. So all these people who are watching Chad are just like watching this guy get black out, drunk. And actually, to your point about roofing himself,
Starting point is 00:45:29 this seems like beyond alcohol. To me, there is something else going on here. This is not good. And so someone in the Chad explains that people are only watching him because he's wasted. Oh, look at he's got one eye. They're watching cause you're drunk. It doesn't matter it fuck bring it on
Starting point is 00:45:47 Bring it on Sun what another round yeah, right what I'm on We're doing it Fuck yes It's got a close one eye Oh I He's got a close one eye to the scene. God bless. Oh my God. I literally, not since Ethan or Ralph, but I've seen someone this wasted on the internet. This is not a good look.
Starting point is 00:46:14 I can say it's not that funny. No, it's not fun. This is sad, Chad. I think that we might need to change how we feel about Chad and how we deal with him in the future because this is getting really bad You know what I mean like this could be rock bottom. I'm not joking about that I mean Chad's had a lot of bottoms. But stuttering. He's on the stuttering John Ark. Yes to a point where people are Genuinely concerned about at some point. Yeah, like he's actually helping people quit drinking at this point people are concerned for him. Yeah, they're fixing their own lives because of it and
Starting point is 00:46:45 Watch this clip. he's basically unconscious. And someone has a cabin up that he leaves up for a while. This says we're gonna get a train wreck. It's a little hype train. It's just pretty fun. I train wreck. But yeah. All right, so his phone is ringing.
Starting point is 00:47:01 Someone's telling him to get off the internet. Someone's trying, like a friend of his is probably quarantined. It's calling him to go. Yeah, you got a shot of sponsor Someone's telling him and he's just ignoring the phone and now okay, we're about here He's gonna he's gonna pass out. You're just gonna hear him. He's like trying to read what is So he's got the volume down on Miss Riello's company. So there's no volume going on. He's breathing very heavily into the microphone. And I think at this point he's unconscious. He doesn't know what's going on. Please knock your head off of the microphone. Look at this. He fell asleep sitting up. He's passed out. He just passed out on his zone stream. Okay, now it's 20 again. Holy shit. Holy shit. I mean, I got two more clips from this and then we're going to get into what happened on Friday. And you know,
Starting point is 00:47:54 Chad was live streaming Friday morning and I was like, Whoa, you're alive. Holy shit. And then he went on to do another episode of this. And of course, it was addressed by Mr. Loves Company. We'll move quickly here, but this is just a funny comment from James, one of the shatters. James Sullivan 49, this episode is going to be upon Patreon tonight. We're watching with the family, the wife, the three-year-old daughter. Thank you. That's dinner. Yes. This will be up on Patreon. Please sign up. It's scrolling below.
Starting point is 00:48:30 And on membership. He's goofy. I do chat. He's not watching this. He's not watching this. White for three-year-old daughter. It's a trade-rack. And by the way, it didn't make it. It's way to Patreon. page around. Cheds quite embarrassed by this whole thing. And it's even worse ramifications than that. Now check out how we ends of the stream. He cannot figure
Starting point is 00:48:48 out. So now we're gonna see a big close up of Chad's drunk face. He can not figure out how to end the stream. He's looking all over the place on the computer. That's a fact. Oh my God. Thank you for listening. Oh no. Who knows what's happening at this point? Either way, members only on YouTube. If you want to type the YouTube, you can watch this. Goodbye. Thanks, James.
Starting point is 00:49:14 Appreciate it. Good night. As I sign off. Yeah, here we go. You'll find it. It's got to be there somewhere. He's squinting. He's got one. I open one. I have open. Yeah, trying to focus on the screen. Oh, no. Oh, that's how it happens. Right there. And Troy Smith in the comments here on YouTube. I was thinking the same thing. So this video is out there, I just played it if he has actual friends They're going to have to have an intervention with it
Starting point is 00:49:48 Hmm, right if you saw me or someone doing this on the internet You'd be like oh, we got we got to do something. We got to stop in All this pressure comedians though and they're just like this is too funny I really want to see somebody put in like a sparkly like wink like every time you got one eye shot That's good. Oh, it's just being like ding ding ding ding ding ding He's blinking like a sleepy cat like one eye at a time. Yes, you know He is fucking annihilated. He is destroyed and And it's funny too, because at that point, because I was actually watching Tuky,
Starting point is 00:50:28 which is B-Dabler's puppet. Yeah. And he's Snipe Streams Chats, Snipe Streaming. Okay, yeah. And that's funny. And Tuky's watching this. And when Chats are like, all right, good night.
Starting point is 00:50:39 He's like, it's 6.30 where you live. Oh my God. Because it's not 11 o'clock at night. It's 6.30. Holy shit. And It's totally shit. And he's that wasted. And actually, the next day he talks about a tax conversation he had with a producer from the Shuleen Networks guy, Joe, who we all met here in Rochester. Great guy. And Joe, because he's reading the text back and forth, I don't think you
Starting point is 00:51:00 meant to do this. Joe's like, dude, why did you text me at 3 a.m.? And I was like, oh, and so, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, Yeah, yeah, yeah. What day is it? That's his text. All right, so Chad now comes on his next show. This is Friday night with his apology show. He's going to explain that it's not his fault. Oh, for. And then he got out. I was wondering how he's been to spin this.
Starting point is 00:51:38 Let's do this. This is fucking amazing. I want to address yesterday's show. There's a lot to unpack here and a lot to talk about before we watch Kevin show I put a pull up on Twitter Saying should I do the show drunk sober and the third option was mLC sucks It was overwhelming Overwhelming that that I do the show drunk
Starting point is 00:52:03 Mm-hmm, and I, all right, let's experiment. This sounds like something that you should qualify before you get blackout drunk on the internet, right? You should say, hey, I did a pull in, it said do the show drunk. So I'm gonna get drunk and then actively drink on your show that he didn't do any of that. His hands were tied, Andy.
Starting point is 00:52:23 He had no choice. I mean, he asked the question of the fans and the fans it's spoken. It's like, of course, you wanted to get drunk or you would have put that pull out in the first place. It's like, you know what? I like to be sober on my show with the fans demand that I be drunk.
Starting point is 00:52:36 No, no, you asked them. Of course, they're going to say drunk. Idiot. That's how you embarrass yourself. Wow. That's not the only way. I should say one of the ways. Is that amazing?
Starting point is 00:52:47 It's first thing out of the gate. He comes back. You would think he'd be like, guys, I fucked up. And I know I did. Instead, it's just like, wasn't my fault? Yeah. Fucking Twitter. What are you going to do?
Starting point is 00:52:58 Also, I took a straw poll in the parking lot at the liquor store, whether I should do today's show strong. And everybody said, yeah, so here we go. Tito's are absolute. All right, so he's going to admit that yesterday's show got away from him a little bit. I was just fucking around, and I got away from me, and I listened to the show back today,
Starting point is 00:53:24 and it wasn't good. It's a bad show. So this is where I actually do feel bad for Chad and I have sympathy for him here like he's out of control. Now, will I do it again? Probably not. I probably learned a lesson. I'm probably going to stop doing it again. Just, you know, seems to cause problems.
Starting point is 00:53:47 Majority of my problems stem from alcohol. And I'll quit and things get back to normal and I'll go right back at it and we'll see what happens. I don't know. This is a man who has no control over his own life. He's like, yeah, I mean, alcohol is fucking ruining everything, but I I'll probably keep drinking maybe I'll quit for a minute. I don't know. We'll see that's not a man who's learned any lessons at all He actually listen back to that episode because he says a fucked up shit about Gina Levy's daughter and so he went back and listen to it and he's like oh, it was terrible
Starting point is 00:54:20 It was not good and his takeaway was I probably won't drink that much and get out of the show. No promises. Yeah, no promises. We'll see. He promises everything else. He promises he's going to lose all this weight and get in a shape and buy three houses. But he can't promise he won't drink.
Starting point is 00:54:36 I'm very confused, though, because in the last show that he did, he said he was doing a better show than Kevin Brett. Right. Now he's telling me that it was a bad show. Well, when he's saying that he's doing a good show than Kevin Brennan. Right, now he's telling me that it was a bad show. Well, when he's saying that he's doing a good show, he's lying. Right.
Starting point is 00:54:48 Obviously, he just proved that. Why does it say with Kevin Brennan on the bottom there? Oh, I don't know. He's probably stealing that from the miserable company. I'm late to the party here. When did his mic stand show up? Oh, yeah, he's got a mic stand now. Hey. He saved up a bunch of things. So re Oh, yeah, he's got a mic stand now Hey
Starting point is 00:55:05 So, we're lining everybody. It's not all fucking awful over there. Even up the nickels. Okay, so here's the big news that came out of all this Chad said some things while he was drunk about Gina Levy's daughter Bob step daughter and It's not good because Everyone now is out of the Chad Zumaq business. Like Chad was going to be working with one of Shule's producers. And of course, you know, Chad and Shule had a thing that was going on. Shule network. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:33 And then now that this happened, it's done so unbeknownst to me, or anything that happened on that show yesterday. I have like the first half hour. I was pretty with it. 45 minutes in. I was like, kind of losing in it then I lost it So basically what happened was Somebody on Twitter recklessly of course the internet Rant Gina Levy saying I was talking shit about her daughter. I was saying that I
Starting point is 00:56:06 saying I was talking shit about her daughter. I was saying that I was shooting her with a machine gun. I don't I got these screen grabs. I'm like, what the fuck is going on? Saying I was out of line. What I said about her daughter and I mean, I don't even know where to begin with this stuff because these tweets are just just wrong. They're just lies. They're all lies. He doesn't lies. They're all lies He doesn't remember a show at all. I'm sure there's no way to prove what he said Right he got black out and then he's going there and he's blaming Twitter for his former friends hating him now It's the internet's fault the internet's fault. That's not my fault. No chat. It's all your faults 100% Your fault and I'm not gonna play the clip because I'm not in the talking about people's kids game But Chad does go goes and finds the part where he mentioned something about her and it's fucked up and he thinks it's fine
Starting point is 00:56:52 But the fact that Bob and Gina don't tells me it's not fine. Yeah, not okay Like Shoe is done with the sky and this is the conversation that he had with Joe the producer who was gonna work with Chad and Helping with his show. He goes, yeah, sorry. And you know, Joe's, he's a forward guy. He says, what's on his mind? That's why I like him. I respect him.
Starting point is 00:57:14 I like talking to him. And he says, yeah, I'm not going to be working with you because of what happened. What you said about Levi's daughter and they don't want me over there. And quite frankly, I've come to that decision myself. And I'm like whoa whoa whoa I thought the internet. I thought I guess I was wrong I guess the guy in my chat was right and I was wrong. So it's kind of taking back. I go okay And he goes yeah, you were talking about his daughter on the show that's fucked up saying mean things about her saying awful things or something along the lines of that
Starting point is 00:57:40 I'm like I can be happy Joe. I don't even remember. Yeah, well that doesn't make it okay Actually makes it worse. Yeah, well that doesn't make it okay. Well, it actually makes it worse. Yeah, and by the way, Chad, when people on the internet are saying you said a shitty thing when you were blackout drunk, I would assume that you did. I don't know why he's assuming he didn't. You know, if I'm Chad Zumak, talking mad shit about everyone all the time.
Starting point is 00:57:59 And someone's like, man, you said some crazy shit. I'm like, that's not me. I don't know, I doubt it. I don't talk to crazy shit. No, you do. It's a problem. You shouldn't be shocked by this at all. Oh, this is, I'm getting sad right now.
Starting point is 00:58:13 I know. Well, wait until you, we're about to go to MLC from Friday after they all saw this shit show. And Kevin's, his whole energy level is different. Kevin's bummed out about this. But before we do that, this is just a great drop. And then we got to add this to your board. We produce a cross.
Starting point is 00:58:31 It was a shit show. The show sucked. Yes. 100%. I agree with you. All right, I'm not saying anymore. Okay. So now we fast forward to MLC. Kevin is not happy with
Starting point is 00:58:47 Shuley for teaming up with Chad Zomak. And so now Kevin is very much being aggressive about his hatred for one Shuley ego. I mean, it's your guy. We talked about it some in ago, but it's your guy supporting him or was it at least last week, your boy Shuley supporting him last week and giving Chad the Components that everybody's team he team Chad because he knew Shuley was Shuley was giving him producers and superchats From Shuley Network to under to undermine me Shuley's a piece of shit. That's all I'm gonna say about it. Shuley is literally human garbage
Starting point is 00:59:23 Bob of the Loves Punch called me yesterday, wanted to find out what happened to me, called to, and he said, why didn't Shuley do something? I go, because Shuley's a fucking coward, piece of shit, snake, end of story. I wish Kevin would just tell us what he's really thinking. You know, it's not how you get all this language.
Starting point is 00:59:39 Tell us what you really think about this guy. What's with all the dancing around? Yeah, right. How do you feel about Shuley? Just spit it out come on and Bob leave. He's just amazing. He's a fucking tight rope walker We're arguing brothers. He's just like Yeah, well, you know, whatever. I'm on everything Just like dances right through all this fucking shit show. I love Bob people are like
Starting point is 01:00:01 Fobbs of fence to like that's awesome. Yeah, That's amazing. How the fuck he's navigating this is very impressive. Yeah, and so then Kevin is saying that Julie was super chatting Chad when Chad was first snipe streaming Missy loves company, and I don't know that's true or not. Okay. That's what Kevin's saying and He's pissed about it. I don't give a fuck what he said. He was in Chad's super chat last Thursday, his first night stream, giving him generous amounts of Shule Network money to undermine me.
Starting point is 01:00:34 All right, so this feud is real. I predicted it. I mean, not that I predicted it. He was already going after Shule a little bit, but I had a feeling that was going to be where he was setting his sights. But he's also not happy with Chad and Chads antics that are going on. I mean you guys notice like Kevin's whole demeanor is different
Starting point is 01:00:51 Then normal like you could tell he's deflated. Come on, man. What the fuck? It's fucking asshole. That's a different. I was Brandon's always wrong. He's wrong about Chad. Chad's a great guy Chad's not a fucking raging alcoholic Chad doesn't talk about people's fucking families. Never. Chad would never do that. He's a class fucking act. Shuley and him just did a gig together on April 13th. They sold 22 tickets. So they probably had a lot of bonding and one thing led to another and now he's team Chad, but now he's not because he found out, oh, like everybody else who works with Chad,
Starting point is 01:01:25 Chad's a piece of shit. And him undermining Brennan didn't really work like I thought it would. I thought he would take down Brennan's numbers and it's super chats, but everything's fighting. Everything's fighting. Yeah, this is all really blowing up. I mean, obviously I'm on Chad, but truly, too,
Starting point is 01:01:41 and truly, and now he was doing a stand up show with Chad and he was having Chad on the show regularly. I'm like, this isn't gonna go well. Chad's not the kind of guy that you wanna team up with. How good to go well. Exactly. What's a scenario where a team up with Chad Zuma is gonna be good for your career.
Starting point is 01:01:57 Right, and having Shawn Myers on your show. It's like you're inviting. Whoa, whoa, whoa. We're not allowed to complain about that, Auntie. I'm not complaining about it. I'm just saying you're, you know, you can set the bar a little hot here. Well, they want to make Mike Morse look like he's the funny one. So that's why they bring top buyers out.
Starting point is 01:02:16 This is just funny. This is just Chad Urdachia. This is just Kevin cracking me up about Chad. Bobby said he does it to mix up the he does because he says my show's boring So he says he likes to mix it up. So one day he gets so drunk. He can't even see and then the other day He's not as drunk so so I just want everyone to be caught up Like it's like he's like I want to mix it up. This day I'll be drunk and then this day I'll be even more drunk You never know what change you're gonna get.
Starting point is 01:02:46 Good stuff. People are, well, this is funny because Chad turns that whole episode that we were watching there into that Gina and Bob all with him in apology. Yeah, I know. Only Chad. He's a magician. He really can spin things, can he? When he talks about we're setting a narrative
Starting point is 01:03:06 and shit like, no, I'm just playing clips. You're gonna be making shit off. We're reading your narrative. Yeah, exactly. Bob, you sit the end of the show. Of what? Chad trying to turn off his computer. I don't know what to say.
Starting point is 01:03:19 No, I actually sent me to clips, I was watching. Northwest Ken, ha ha, Bob. Chad is saying you and Gina oh we a Men apology now. Yeah, that's funny because he said he wasn't gonna apologize to the thing to Joe that he sent but then he sends me a email apologizing so that's kind of weird. Yeah, because he's a he's a double talking piece of shit where he's like no, I'll say to my fans. I'm not gonna apologize to anybody then he's like and then and then I'm over the week and I'll be like, can I come back on the show, guys?
Starting point is 01:03:49 Hey, guys, come on, your show is popular. Can I come back on the show? This whole episode really is incredible because they get off of some other topics. We're not gonna pet Dixon, that's Alex in the other corner there. And every time it comes back to talking about Chad's drunk stream, you can tell that Kevin's just disappointed. I don't know. I'm the other way to say it. Like he's just like, damn it. You know, this that we had a thing going and this guy just can't get out of his own way.
Starting point is 01:04:15 Yeah, he hits like a self-destruct button. Yeah. He really does. I still have to bring up that Bob Lee V is just what he's like a pimp and he's got this podcast stable of hose. So that's there all the hose hate each other and Bob Levy is just like shhh. He's got a slap every day. Yeah. You're my bottom bitch. Put him in their place. But he's still collecting. He's still collecting it from all of them. Good point. This is the last clip I have from Mizuro's company and this is hilarious because you know we've been talking about how they use the word Piazza to mean a gay person and it's based on the baseball player Mike Piazza So now they have drops to go. Why this is hilarious?
Starting point is 01:04:55 Timothy Smith, Chilean is the Piazza of all Piazza's It's a grand slam Piazza black All right More sound effects. Piazza has every right to be upset. Piazza. Bali for life. Kevin, maybe a true temporary even with Carl. He has the video from Chad Stan upset from the Julie Tampa show and it's apparently epically bad even by Chad Standers. It could be a huge viewing event. Yeah, I'll, yeah, whatever. Yeah. I'll be, I'll suck Carl's cock for that.
Starting point is 01:05:36 Yeah. And then Carl, and then Carl can videotape it and then do a who are these cock suckers? Like what he does, a who are these cock suckers What he does a who are these pods? I love that. Yes, I am sitting on that audio That is quite interesting. We might need to get it to that at some point. I'll share it with Kevin hatred on content. I'll share that shit with Kevin. That's fun. He doesn't have to suck my dick, but I Like that he offered yeah, you know, it's more about the offer Yeah, it's nice to be invited even if you can't go. All right, and then my buddy John Marlow
Starting point is 01:06:10 sounds me a lot of information. And he's he's fantastic. I don't know if he finds the time because there's just so many hours of the shit going on now. So again, we have Kevin doing a solo stream and he tells the story about when he first met Chad and Chad had a problem with this comedian Kelsey Cook. Now, if you remember, Kelsey Cook, stream and he tells the story about when he first met Chad and Chad had a problem with this comedian Kelsey cook now if you remember Kelsey cook We just saw in Berk-Krischer show. We just reviewed Berk-Krischer talking to Kelsey cook right very attractive blonde girl very funny great great comic and
Starting point is 01:06:39 Fucking Chad is so southern John. Hi Kelsey cook. I think her name was Chad is so certain John. Kai Kelsey Koch, her think her name was. Chad goes, can you go have to her for me? I was like, I just met Chad. I'm like, what? I'm like, I'm not a fucking mercenary. So like, if I have something to say, I'll say it. But I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna like give
Starting point is 01:06:59 somebody else a platform. I'm not gonna let them like go I have to comment. So if I'm gonna, if I have something to say, I'll say it, but I'm not gonna, you know what I mean? I'm gonna have something to say, I'll say it, but I'm not gonna, you know what I mean? I'm not gonna be like, here's my, here's my platform, I just shit. I'm not, I don't, I don't, I have my own beefs for reasons. I'm not just here to like, hey, you want to shit on comics? Okay, come on, my show, you can shit on comics. Like the comics,
Starting point is 01:07:23 I shit on, I have a reason I haven't yeah, so Fucking Chad like hey, I don't like that girl. Let's go after no, we said would you go after for me for me? Yeah, right would you ask her out for me? I know you poor hair a temper. I did it Good I asked Jim Florentina if I could go out with her now we break up for you up with her for me I can bluser whoever this note Am I an alcoholic check one yes or no? Oh my god, so Chad Zuma he's claiming that he's exposing us. I don't think that's the way this is going buddy He's exposing himself. Yeah, I
Starting point is 01:08:07 Don't know what to do with this to be honest with you guys I mean I see the energy that we have in the room right now as we're watching this a little depressing It's a kind of a bummer of this guy is spiraling so hard and I guess my point is I'm gonna keep an eye on it in case something that needs to be reported Happens I'll report on it, but maybe we like lay off this guy for a little bit. He seems to be having a tough go at it. I thought you think Andy, wow, Andy's a he's a bloodshar. Yeah. Yeah. Played the blood. I mean, we watched Andy oscillate during this show.
Starting point is 01:08:41 I know. He's not back and forth. Yeah. It's a roller coaster. Right. What do you think? But Dude, if you're just if you're gonna go on the internet and make a fool of yourself. Yeah, thank God to talk about it. Thank you I should probably super chat about something. Yeah, probably all him a few bucks If you want to get black out drunk, just don't turn on your computer. That's my advice. Eric Nagels in the chat discord saying this is so exhausting. I'm having fun with that. You're like, I don't know. But speaking of people getting really drunk on the internet embarrassing themselves, Ethan Routh goes over to Dick's house and I like they're hanging out together. And you think it's some bad news? His wife, Pantsew, is leaving him and taking the baby.
Starting point is 01:09:27 Yeah, that makes sense. It does. It makes nothing but sense. So this is the story as I know it, who knows, but apparently Ethan decided that when he got this news, he should probably start drinking heavily and insisted on a livestream. And I believe that the adult in the room said, nah, probably shouldn't do that. West Coast chaed.
Starting point is 01:09:52 Yeah, but if you ask, Mr. Masterson enough times, all right. Fine. Good to know. Yep. So here we go. I would hope that wouldn't be necessary to mob boss against the photo but All right, so he's got two drinks. Oh my god one drink holy shit shot giant shot of whiskey
Starting point is 01:10:17 Fodes fall off I don't know Why do you have a camera out of you? I don't know What do you have a camera on the top of you? No Oh no I just think it's shot to the dom, nigga Oh, jeez Disavow
Starting point is 01:10:36 I just I disavow anything that you didn't know what to say Let's see what else is going on Um Later that same vendor This is what he looks like what he has him in punch to the face He's even stung by a swarm of bees I'm so fucking like. This is Pouts around a little bit. I'll land and do different states.
Starting point is 01:11:07 Do you do you understand how much of a fat fucking and how much of a fat fucking dick that I have? Yeah, dude, you're doing great. I have land and Louisiana. I'm a land. Who's a random soul? People say, The land and Louisiana We actually yes Not brazo he put out a
Starting point is 01:11:45 Like a revenge porn video from his acts. Oh as the other kid that he doesn't see and not that I'm getting into his personal life But he really is such a fucking loser All right, this is this is turning into full-on Zoom-occal Oh, he's got the swing there. Yeah, closing one eye. Oh, oh, you want all you want to fuck around now? I got money bitch Sorry got money bitch. I got money. I got money. I got money. I got money. I got money. I got money. I got money. And you know what? All these all these little motherfuckers want to scrape around and I fucking understand it. And I fucking love it. By the way, I fucking understand it and I fucking love it by the way I fucking love it. I have a question though. Does he have money? Yes, is money in the land first stuff?
Starting point is 01:12:30 And everything's going great the whole thing with with neck to They knew that was They knew that was neck, right? Oh, I can't see this, I can't say that. Like these people don't, dude. We have such a better understanding of modern media compared to the actual modern media.
Starting point is 01:12:58 It's insane right now. Yeah, it is. Nah, this reminds me of Bobby Monahan's uncle. I'm good. I'm not funny That's funny you're right. It's like overdoing it. You're like, okay, no one's that drunk Don't ask that drunk. Oh those people don't they don't are he macarena I'm sorry, he's a Japanese fart enthusiast his dick is the least fat part about him. Yes No shit, all right are we are we done dunking on poor Ralph here poor guy going through a tough time
Starting point is 01:13:42 So I Don't know I guess I'll be mine. I think, I think, you know what, I'm glad I hate you by the way. That is a pretty good place. I love you. That's a pretty good place to come. Just drunk talk. Three beautiful drunk talk All right, wow, yeah, let's play some stucho someone less drunk
Starting point is 01:14:17 Yeah, I can tell guys I cannot tell you how good I feel about myself right now That's what we're here for Andy and you're a wreck. Oh, yeah, I thought so it's all I got here Yeah, I'm like I'm'm doing alright. No, we're having an intervention for you after the show It's not good You know what is good though Don't come, you don't like my show. Don't come, you don't like my show. Don't come. I go for the girl. Because that's absurd. There is a guy who sends me these behind the paywall,
Starting point is 01:14:58 free water after dark episodes that are long and epic. And I appreciate that. I don't think he wants his name set out, wow, probably because he doesn't want to get kicked off a patron, pay just up to 18 patrons killing it, killing it, supporting him, giving him money, but he does get annoyed that there's someone feeding me his episodes.
Starting point is 01:15:21 And due to the fact that this fucking after dark this extra hour of content is gonna be ripped and sent out to somebody else to listen to and shit and analyze it almost makes a pointless even do exclusive content right because if you're gonna get it anyway is without even paying for it what is exclusive about it listen Patty I wanted to pay you for these episodes. You know that. You blocked me. I was giving you money.
Starting point is 01:15:50 I was happy to do it. Roy has money. I was happy to do it, buddy. But then after he says that where he's like fed up, like, what the fuck? People are sharing these episodes. People are not even paying for it. He then admits that he does the exact same thing. And they don't realize that all these fucking podcasts that praise Patreon, it's like, you know your content can still be
Starting point is 01:16:07 stolen, right? You know they can still put it out there for free, right? That's not uncommon. I mean, I've listened to enough episodes of Matt and Shane's secret podcast, you know, Patreon episodes to know that that's definitely a thing. So he's stealing Shane Gillis's podcast on Patreon, he's mad at us. Again, these people who get upset about stuff for the exact things they do, it's very odd to me. Now, if you remember the last time we reviewed his after dark show, the content was, he would read the comments on YouTube
Starting point is 01:16:42 for his YouTube videos. He stole my bid. And then yes, and then he would read all of the replies Yeah, right he gave to those comments. Yeah, you keep going back. Yeah, so you go I think about age sleep on it and get back up and Yeah, well, he's not sure he's gonna do that anymore. I'm the show. Unlike the last... I think probably two episodes... of Free Water After Dark. This episode I didn't take a bunch of screenshots of shitty comments. I just didn't.
Starting point is 01:17:20 It's fucking... It was boring. It was... It was... There was nothing really funny about it in the last episode and It almost makes it not worth it now, right like yeah, I don't know Do they enjoy it? Because it feels like I already responded exactly you're reading the response. It's already up there I'd you do if anybody wanted to see it. I could chat and Ethan are getting to me He sounds panty sounds drunk now. He's not a drinker. He's not a drinker, but he is out of it.
Starting point is 01:17:47 He's not all with it. So the other thing that he likes to do, Patrick Michael, Patti Pukes water. He likes to watch Missouri loves company and he mixes up in that shed. I see him in there. I see him and OP and I'm like, this is a beautiful world. Wow. This is an amazing place that we're all in. We can all come together. Everyone's coming together. All the world cows. I'm yelling. Send Sunsets on a link. Somebody. Let's get them in here. You know, but this is his experience. I mentioned in the vouch for me episode about fucking the misery loves company. Super chat, the live chat, whatever you want to call it and how I spend time in there and boy oh boy is it hard to enjoy I don't know man. It's just
Starting point is 01:18:38 To me it just looks like a bunch of guys that Play in a cover band. you know what I mean? But they tried out for like ACDC at some point. Like they almost made it, but they didn't. They just continue to play covers and bitch about how they almost were in fucking, you know, cheap trick. What? What it feels like?
Starting point is 01:18:59 The fuck? And then you gotta sit there and watch some of these other people suffer. That's not how making it big and music works Yeah, try out for an established band. I mean some people do but for the most part you get your band And I love that he picks cheap truck. They've been the same members their entire career Just about yeah as there's some people who knew in there and AC DC course I've been the singer But it's not like there's like all you know rotating list not like Chicago Yeah, you know, he's not mentioning bands
Starting point is 01:19:26 He actually have a bunch of new guys coming up and joining the band and switching it out. That's like a tape He had an idea for a take that didn't make me sad. Yeah, I didn't let go of it Didn't make any sense and I thought he was talking about the commenters But he's actually talking about people on Missy Rose company. Yeah, and they look like guys who are in a cover band But they almost were in AC DC. Oh, it's a one, man. Wow. I thought he was good at roasting. I thought we established he was good at that. You don't know which paddy you're going to get. No, you don't. He seems like low energy paddy on this one. So this is him explaining some of the amazing back and forth he was having in the chat. I didn't think that happens
Starting point is 01:20:03 in this guy's life. He talks about. I wish I thought my life was this interesting. I can talk about any conversation ahead with anybody in a store or on the internet. It's insane. But the chats do, the chats are so fun. And one of the guys in the chat today, which I'll tell you what, major respect to a guy who calls you by the name of your current account. You know, if I'm using an account that says great job awesome, it would be nice to be acknowledged as great job awesome. Because when you search my name, it's not going to come up with any, you know what I mean?
Starting point is 01:20:41 It's not going to come up with this fucking podcast. It's not gonna come up with my YouTube channel. So the guy says, great job, question mark. And then two more chats go by and he says it again. So I just wave. You know, I put the wave emoji like, hello, are you trying to get my attention? Then he goes, go mod steel toe. And I just responded. I said, teach me because I don't know what that is. Nor do I know how to even attempt doing it. How do I start? How do I mod that fucking God awful channel? I even said the real name right now. Wow does his story have an end?
Starting point is 01:21:32 What the fuck was that this back and forth is so mundane and stupid and then he's got to memorize It's it's the blind leading the blind. It's two people that don't know what they're talking about right It's the fuck is going on? I love that his big comeback was teach me. Yeah. When you go mad, steal tell. Can you give me instructions on that? No, go fuck yourself. I'll ask. That's not trying to say. Let's go fuck yourself. So weird. So he doesn't like steal tell because steal tell has made fun of him quite a bit.
Starting point is 01:22:01 And I know at this point. And so then he brings me up after this. I think he's bringing me up, because my name's Roy. He calls me Roy Boy here, but I don't know. I'm very confused. I consider myself an expert.
Starting point is 01:22:18 I'm Pady Pukawater. I know more about this guy than his mom. And I am lost. I don't know what he's talking about I mean you guys already know the jokes the jokes old as it is, but Roy boy still stands. That's very fun I mean the guy said he'd vouch for me, but for who like with Anthony Cumia With those fucking flip flop guys, you know who you voucher for me for? Huh, Kevin Brennan? Heh heh. Chad?
Starting point is 01:22:49 No thanks. No thanks. Where's the flip-flop boys? Is it ROTC? I don't know. I don't know if they're like flip-flop guys. I don't know. They're not on the- they don't make fun of Patti though, right?
Starting point is 01:23:02 I- I don't know. What the fuck is- I don't know what he's talking about. I'm very good I think he was these reverting me. We're just trying to get you out of your closet Yeah, some fucking shows. Yeah, so you can take advantage of your situation. I'm a fan of hats Yeah, come on daddy We're just trying to help you out because we see potential in you and we're recruiters We want you to try off racy DC
Starting point is 01:23:30 Put on the schoolboy outfit and dance monkey. All right, so Honestly, I think we all feel like we know Patrick Michael personally I got a personal level because we've listened to so many hours of him talk and all the things that he's up to but we don't And a lot of you. Yeah, you think you know me personally, but it does go deeper than because you think you know me personally, but also think that I'm still the kid that's begging to be hit. And then when I get hit, I'm surprised. I was like, no, I'll fight your ass.
Starting point is 01:23:56 Well, it'll be a fight then. Go ahead. I guess you don't read that from me very well. I guess your, uh, degree didn't work out, right? Whatever the fuck that would be. What? Sounds like fucking is off the table. I guess so.
Starting point is 01:24:13 Yeah, I guess we don't know him very well because he will fight your ass. So watch out for that. I'm very confused. This is a long episode. There's more to get to. I just wanted to pull a few clips because my man who set the sofa set me about,
Starting point is 01:24:30 I don't know, a term paper is worth of notes. I did, like, holy shit, this guy wrote an entire fucking essay on it. And so I was able to pull some things together. Last minute, we'll probably do more of that on the next episode, which leads me to the most important part of the show. Everyone's favorite part of the show. That is right. We are going to do another episode on one day. It'll be out on Thursday.
Starting point is 01:25:05 And we'll be reviewing yet another podcast, a different podcast altogether on the next episode. Who are these podcasts? And well, I'll pull up a clip here, because I am doing the pile on with this guy. Everyone seems to be interested in him. So why not? Oh boy, I almost didn't make it here to era. Joe Lewis is in rare form this morning.
Starting point is 01:25:32 And he just hit me in the nards with his tail. So I love him, but he'll be placed in a closet for weeks and peat and without mercy. Hey, look, major announcement here. Well, major announcement coming Monday. And we'll be talking about Tucker Carlson today. And I hear a lot of similarities. So in navigating all of these minefields, look, I hear your complaints.
Starting point is 01:25:54 And I've heard this a lot from people. I had someone who was actually just a kid who would do valet at this restaurant, relatively close to my house, who came up and said, you know, he signed up for mug club a while ago last year You know money is tight I Understand it look I hear that I hear where you're coming from we tried to give you guys anyone who would sign up for mug club
Starting point is 01:26:15 Right mug club forever.com a promo code initially through email some of you missed it Alex Jones called me yesterday I said grudder had some guy come up to me at at buck.ucky's telling me he wants to sign up again, but he already signed up and didn't get a mug. So look, starting on Monday, someone's talking to Alex Jones about Stephen Crowder's mug club. That's anything that makes sense. The fuck? Is he working customer service for a louder with Groter now? This guy needs a mug. Okay, anyway, what the fuck that? I don't know. That's the teaser. I'm teased as well.
Starting point is 01:26:47 I'll order with Grouter. Michael Gavanalee suggested this. And I also blind Mike Geary. He's big in the news right now, Grouter. He's going through a divorce or some shit. But more importantly to me, Dave Landau has come out and explained their whole falling out because Dave's not no longer on the show. Dave Landau, a guy who I booked to be on WTP twice and it's been on zero.
Starting point is 01:27:09 That's the score. He held on me both times, but I still love Dave. And anyway, so we're going to be breaking down. And actually, not only is Brian Mike joining us, but a man who has worked with Stephen Crowder. And so we're going to have someone who has some serious knowledge about dealing with this guy. And what people come out and said, he's very difficult to work with. A lot of people are very annoyed with him. So we'll be checking all of that out.
Starting point is 01:27:36 And I'll also be waiting to see if there's an apology for Mike Morse. So, uh, hold down. Hope. I'd love it for Mike Morse to host his own show and see if he knows how to podcast. I bet he can't. I bet he can't call it us an unfuddy show. Still annoyed with that. Yeah. He's got that. Hannah's here everybody. Hey, whoo. Hi Hannah. Hi. She's in a different fucking room every goddamn time.
Starting point is 01:28:07 You're just showing off your mansion. I know. She's got a big house. I know, it's enormous. It's really not. It just has like the normal rooms that people have. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're just showing every wall of every room.
Starting point is 01:28:19 Yeah, this is the kitchen. Hannah, did you have fun in Philly? I did. It was really fun. It was nice to see everyone and then meet a lot of people that I haven't met before. Got to meet Mint, which was nice. Yeah, Mint saw us. That she's great.
Starting point is 01:28:34 Yeah. So, unfortunately Hannah, her flight was delayed, so she wasn't there for the Friday night hangout when we were downtown at a couple bars. So we missed you then, but we did get to see at the show, of course, the security guards were not going to let you in. That one's a security guard. He was not playing around. He was like, Ginger, not on my watch.
Starting point is 01:28:54 That's so was even in my club. But I was like, sir, that's very racist. I thought that was out of line. And I let him know. I put my foot down my big club foot yeah he's scared we're gonna club with that foot whoa sir put those teeth away I don't know I ain't trouble all right and we're gonna get to to some reviews but first I have to end the show This is starting to get confusing to me when do I end the show and then when this is actually end and which parts are where because I didn't get a Yeah, game from card if this week. I was just double checking my email. I didn't see anything from card if so I know we had COVID
Starting point is 01:29:42 Yeah, okay from Cardiff so I know we had COVID yeah yeah okay I think I have a drink yeah I hope he's alright but please join us again next time it might be the episode we find out what's for all who are these podcasts sleep well everybody party in the must this of morning radio
Starting point is 01:29:57 I count and show these folks right now okay great show good job everybody great job everyone from patreon Okay, great show. Good job everybody. Great job everyone. From Patreon, Dr. Steve kicks things off with, itty bitty, clitty committee is simply enraging. Deluxe shares. Mike Morris defended Epstein on Shuley's YouTube channel a month or so ago. He's so creepy about Pato's stuff it's frightening. Why would anyone be pro Epstein? He should be into a Lucy type box like a real man. Zymithopimes.
Starting point is 01:30:29 Shule is the biggest hack and his content is terrible. I'm glad to see some friction. Wouldn't it be epic to see the Shule network flop and then John comes back when he's on summer vacation from his teaching job, Clean Cravis says, this conflict is gonna make for some great- From Discord, four doors more horse notes. The club Clean Kravis says, this conflict is gonna make for some great... RADY-O-WAH! From Discord, four doors more horse notes. On the bright side, the bitching about Carl is the longest he's gone without mentioning
Starting point is 01:30:52 he's Jewish. Travis Wilson from Facebook asks, is it actual beef time or did someone say something fecesiously that the Ateesmos latched onto? Like the last five times they supposedly had beef. Thomas Z. Lewyn Eski posts, Chad is cool now, hashtag MudSharkArmy, EricPlanetCounterpointswith, nope, Ryan Nality simply states, impossible. Tyler Barton wonders, did his time machine work, and from YouTube, DeepFried Midget offers, five minutes of John Tent is a better anti-alcohol PSA than anything I ever saw in school or on TV.
Starting point is 01:31:27 Jonas Steenberg, Dix contagious laughter after my wife wants to put my dog down, has completed me. That's the only reason she could be calling. Lance M, this is proof stuttering John can fill a house. Just so long as he's not in that house, and the people are all there to make fun of him. Edgar R, these guys gave John a platform which he hadn't had since the stern days, and decided to become a substitute teacher because he couldn't take people making fun of him. And checking in at Reddit, Mujimato Dan writes, I always love it when Kaya brings in a new freak show. Fix it for O3 Demands, add the Sissy Cage to the Wheel of Consequences. Human the Tree ads. As long as the other host gets the key, Monkey Pogs me. Finally, Kaya is back. I would say that I missed
Starting point is 01:32:12 him, but he would call me a cuck. And Dr. Boner MD plays us out with, I don't recommend boner cages. Great show. Surely, stop being a paranoid Jew. I'm looking for a partner Someone who knows how to read With fake big things for girls Tell me about your father Are you a natural man? You're the only one in song So I could call this Hey, hey, the, you like dancing? I can supply it
Starting point is 01:33:12 Plus my fans already wins So where in Charlotte? Hey, hey, the, you like dancing? I can supply it Plus my fans already wins It was really great to meet Manny finally. I know I think I was able to introduce you to you probably wouldn't know who he was otherwise I figured it out Did he give you acid? He offered And you said no He's trying to dose you or something I would take care of it, but I know he's trying to take advantage of me, so I would take cancer from Annie either, if I were you. I know he's trying to take advantage of me, so.
Starting point is 01:34:05 I'm not worried about it, but yeah, though, that was, Manny did a great job on his stand-up routine, which we people work on the video. We'll have that out at some point soon. And also, when I played Hannah's music when she was trying to find where the stage was, because she couldn't fight it. So that's a go-wow. But Vito handed Manny the mic, and you remember to talk. You actually say a lot, but I was like,. So that's a go wild. But Vito handed Manny the mic and you remember
Starting point is 01:34:26 to talk you actually say a lot. I was like, Oh, that's awesome. Yeah, that's a long time. It got some pretty well done. All right, enough about all the fun we had in Philadelphia or well, actually we should keep talking about because any
Starting point is 01:34:36 wasn't there and I want to rub it in. Yeah. I want to what fun was that? I do. I got to say Hannah did a great job. I listen to the live show and you had, you know, you had it up to 11 You you were very entertaining on stage. Yeah, how did you do that? I wasn't expecting that It's not the screen this I it's something with the screen. I just dropped like 30 IQ points and don't know how to act
Starting point is 01:34:59 That's my type Did screen all right. We have any new reviews. Yeah. Get to the screen now. All right. We have any new reviews. Yeah. I've got one for you. Okay. This is a hold on.
Starting point is 01:35:12 This is a mouthful. Jay, John, Sun, Satrin. Oh, that's my name too. Okay. It's called a horrible podcast. What happened to Crotch? She was the only good co-host Carl has. Or oops Jesus, there's no punctuation. Okay, starting over. What happened to
Starting point is 01:35:30 Kratch? He was the only good co-host. Carl has become a horrible person with all of his newfound fame. He's forgotten all the little people that got him here. Hopefully the potato doesn't get left behind. Also, and Shuley is a hack. They want me over at the end. I hope that's a five star. It is. All right, happy guys. Oh, also behind me, I'm gonna get out of the way.
Starting point is 01:35:58 You can see that there's this armor here with the WATP, but it's in the Cours Light style. I see that. That's from my girl Raj. Yeah, she's wearing that Like something a stripper would wear Soldier in medieval times If you were there you know how it went down She made one for deck two with his logo, so thank you very much. So it was a day for doing that. All right, you already hear some voicemails.
Starting point is 01:36:29 Nate from Flint, check it in with us. Hi, Dolgee. Nate from Flint, Michigan. Hey, that's what I know. We sound track is those do my work the other day. And I really like that band and I'm not even a weak, effeminent nerd with average intelligence and looks. He's just like crazy by
Starting point is 01:36:51 Dorgie. He just said I had average looks. That's the nicest thing anyone's gonna say. I'm just showing. I know. Thanks mate. I like that guy. Popped to the front of the line. Hey Carl, this is Mordeky. I'm a diamond deal of yorkers. Don't you ever come to my town. I'll give you a black eye and tell you that this is surely country with my foot cream. Oh, I hope so. The Jewish community again.
Starting point is 01:37:19 That's not good. I thought that was going to be a Julia Fox uncut, gender dead Wrong show Andy we talk Julia Fox and who are these socials? Who are these socials only I guess too much Julia Fox I plug it what what days it on we do that Thursdays is 6 p.m On the who are these podcasts YouTube channel people watch along and I read their super chats. It's a lot of fun Some people say you won't read them. Who fucking said that? Me. You're the one spreading these rumors.
Starting point is 01:37:48 I've been telling everybody. There's lies. I hope you won't read super chats. This is a good thing. This is an idea for us here. You'll be back, left in Couser Rue. Shout out to Kayah for bringing us that horrible, sissy podcast. But hmm, the obvious
Starting point is 01:38:08 consequence now that should be on the wheel of consequences for you and Vinnie is wearing a chest deep out for 30 days. I don't think it would affect either one. I'm really glad that we were able to get through today's episode without talking about any kind of drama with Kevin Yeah, or Shulee. It was all fun. Bob no drugs. Who are these high schools? W-A-T-H-S? Who are these dramas? W-A-T-D? Who are these soap operas? W-A-T-S-O?
Starting point is 01:38:55 Who are these high schools? W-A-T-H-S? Wow. I get it. All right, I get it. There's too much drama on the show lately. Showing off is a knowledge of the alphabet though. Drama sells tickets.
Starting point is 01:39:09 You're being a piata. I just saw Mr. Hannah on the background there flicking me off. Flicking me off. Oh, I should I said it? Is it flicking? Flicking me off the bird. He said it was for Chris. Sorry.
Starting point is 01:39:22 Whoa. What a Christian. I didn't say it. What a producer for Chris. Sorry. Whoa. What a Christian. I didn't say it. What a producer Chris, dude. Mr. Hannah. I didn't mean to make a part of the show. That's why we got one more here. This is for you, Chris. I just wanted to call in her a quest more of that Tony soprano drop. You know, which one I'm talking about. You fucking thing. He's a fag. I know drop you know which one I'm talking about you fucking He's a fag
Starting point is 01:39:54 There it is. This is we're pros over here at W a D. P. Let's Let's you forget this is a professional show with professionals doing professional stuff When you leading up to something there. I think we can all agree on that. I was not able to shoehorn this in. I've got to go and take it. And I love it so much. So I guess I did shoehorn it. Yeah, that was the definition of shoehorn. Right there. Yeah, but this is post show. So yeah, Hannah, I think I was to report. How's work going this week? Good. Very busy. Since I missed Friday, so yeah, I have a lot of catching up to do. I feel like new thing for our review girls,
Starting point is 01:40:31 they can't have jobs. Cause it's really fucking things up for us. Should they be human? Oh, shit, do I have a new, I think I have a new review girl. You know, your job's not safe. Really? Oh, thank you for reminding me.
Starting point is 01:40:47 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we got to come up with a contest to name our new review girl. Wait, is she there? W-A-T-P. Hi, Carl. I hacked into the Navy mainframe and court-martialed Vic. She has been put into the brig. Now I just have to figure out how to neutralize Hannah and the potato and I can have you all to myself. I have one review for you today. The title is Unfortunate. From Alice Victrix on April 23rd, 2023,
Starting point is 01:41:22 quote, the show started out really good. Enjoyed a lot of the premises, but in the last two months, both Carl and the guests seemingly can't stop talking about trans people. Different brands of the same flavor ice cream will always be boring. It's no different than repeating the same joke over and over. End quote. Okay. Is that a five-star review? That is a two-star review.
Starting point is 01:41:44 Two. That is all for now. Until next time, beef up your cyber security. By the way, speaking of that, I just reminded me, Brent Hattley has announced he's officially out of the podcasting and broadcasting business. He was never in. The world will never be the same. I mean, this is a guy who worked on Bubba and Howard Stern. Yeah. You'd think he'd be able to figure it out, but he the same. I mean, this is a guy who worked on Bubba and Howard Stern. Yeah. You'd think he'd be able to figure it out, but he didn't. I think he's mad at me.
Starting point is 01:42:08 But anyway, he's going into cybersecurity. He announced he's got certified or something like that. Okay. We can stop you from your AI review girl. Yes. X-Machina. Take it over your life. Yeah, right.
Starting point is 01:42:21 Hannah, what do you think? You feeling threatened by this? No, I'm surprised you didn't, you know you know like show off some maker like have big boobs or something Yeah, she's very conservative. There's limitations with the AI I think with what you're able to do. Yeah, AI might be too fun and horny rights Not with that attitude. Yeah, well Hannah. I guess you still have a job then don't you? that attitude. Yeah. Well, Hannah, I guess you still have a job then don't you? No. That's job security right there. These AI bitches, they put it out. Yeah. You know what you got to do. Okay, folks
Starting point is 01:43:07 Guess what the episodes oh Great episode that was really great. What's with the dancing around the shit? I stink you hate me great. Goodbye I forgot to mention I was on CaseyC Armstrong show last night go to KC's YouTube channel find that interview He actually interviewed me and asked some questions I've never been asked before so I don't know if you find that interesting or not but Chuck that out That's not a good way of selling this video Try to help out my buddy KC and I'm like I don't know if you like it It's amazing. It's Try to help out my buddy KC and I'm like, I don't know if you like it.
Starting point is 01:43:47 It's amazing. It's amazing. It's amazing to get a view of anything with that. Yeah. I'm going to save this plug for the post credits. Yeah. I know. I'm like, God. I want to say, your brother's making me AI review girls. I forget that. Yeah. Jesus. Gonna get my shit together over here. What am I doing? All right. I guess I got another one of these now because it's kept talking. Jesus, I gotta go. This is getting stupid. Bye guys. Alright, I guess I got another one of these now because it's kept talking.
Starting point is 01:44:07 Jesus, I gotta go. This is getting stupid. Bye guys!

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