Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep407 - Louder With Crowder

Episode Date: May 4, 2023

Steven Crowder has been making a lot of news lately. Unfortunately, most of it is about him being a bad person in his personal life and as an employer. We dig into the fallout with Dave Landau and the... Ring Cam video that leaked for context before reviewing the actual hacky morning zoo that is Louder With Crowder. Blind Mike and Christian Bladt both join the show to listen to promotions for the Mug Club between terrible pre-written bits. Then we check out a whale on Whatever Podcast, Geno Bisconte on Cumia's Cucks, Chad's attempt to roast us back, the latest vegetable turned puppet, and the return of To Catch An Alien. Visit magicmind.co/watp and use promo code watp for 20% off your purchase or up to 50% off a subscription! http://blindmike.net/ https://www.youtube.com/@thebladtcast3174/ Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:32 Are you a boner guy? Oh, I was a boner guy what a dick. You know what I miss penis. What are you talking about? I'm the one who should apologize cuz Cuz a row cuz a row slap a runie at showtime. products and cousin ruse welcome to another episode of where these podcasts the only show that's taking the high road right into the mud I'm your host carl with me this week a man who can clearly see how unfunny mic morse is it's blight mic giri It's a blight mic. I am always excited to do this show when I hear content nuggets in the intro it really gets me going Yeah, that's good stuff and hungry Please go to where these dot-cotton or email just voice them or link to our sub right at link to the discord server. Link to our merchandise lead to our YouTube channel. And of course, the link to Patreon and supercast, which both feature two exclusive bonus episodes
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Starting point is 00:02:07 comments section. Tell us we suck after you give us five stars. Those are the instructions. Not Facebook stars. Pretty clear. Not asking for Facebook stars. Not looking for four stars. Not looking for actual critiques of how it could be better.
Starting point is 00:02:21 Don't care. Not here for that. Five stars. Five stars. Five stars.. Not not here for that Five-star men to move on with your day five stars talk about my teeth. We don't make the rules talk about my chin That's it's been a minute so I've heard anything about my chin. Yeah For needs a grip. Yeah, I see the world wheels turning. I'll do a call back later Those were good days. Yeah, today We'll be reviewing a show called Louder with Crouter. This is a suggestion from Michael Gabbin-Alli.
Starting point is 00:02:50 We have both listened separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. I want to get started. This is a show hosted by Steven Crouter. He's got Gerald Morgan on the show. He used to have my boy, Dave Landau. The guy who stood me up on the show twice, but I still like him. And they recently added Brian Callan, Nick DePolo, Mr. Guns and Gear, and Jim Brewer,
Starting point is 00:03:14 into the mix of the people involved on this show. So star studded conservative talk show that basically it's trying to be a morning radio show That's concerned very very it's very morning zoo. There's a lot of those elements There's a lot of those elements which we'll get into and I was debating how to go about this because right now Stephen is in the news for a lot of different reasons He left to where he was with the blaze, and then he had an offer from the daily wire, and he decided to go public with the contract stipulations, talking about how if he gets kicked off YouTube,
Starting point is 00:03:56 he loses this percentage of pay, if he gets kicked off this. And what's weird about that is that, that wasn't necessarily a contract, that was just like an initial offer. They're like, hey, if you want to sign in for us, $50 million for four years, and here's some of the fine print stuff, which is if you wanted to take that seriously,
Starting point is 00:04:12 then you start to go back and forth on that. That's how contract negotiations work. But instead, Stephen Crowder just went right to the internet and said, look at this bullshit. They want to take money away from me if they're not making money on the show. And it's like, well, kind of makes sense, doesn't it? You could have talked to them about this. I'm not a great negotiator, but I assume the first rule is not to publicly mock them for offering you $50 million.
Starting point is 00:04:33 Right. Yeah. So I think he rubs up people the wrong way. In fact, he didn't say it was the daily wire, but the daily wire came out and said, yeah, that was our contract. And here's why we do it that way. And it's this business, you know, that's kind of how that works Also, you could have said no encounter offered, but I guess what assholes. Yeah, no exactly. It wasn't like Is that wasn't they were negotiations and here's the contract? It was like here's an offer if you want to join our network Right anyway, Dave let know now is joined that network as well as my boy Alex Stein is over there so as well as my boy Alex Stein is over there. That's right.
Starting point is 00:05:05 So I'm sorry, that's not the daily wire. That's the network that he left the blades. I get all these things confused. I gotta keep track about all of this stuff. So I've been debating where to start because he's going through a messy divorce right now and he just have Dave Landau leave the show and Dave Landau in an interview with Michael Malis
Starting point is 00:05:24 came out really exposed that Stephen Crowder was not a fun guy to work for. He completely changed how you listen to that show. Cause I don't think Stephen Crowder is a horrible broadcaster. No, but he just exposed everything about it that makes you listen to it differently. So you know what, I think that's where I want to start.
Starting point is 00:05:40 I want to start with some of the things that Dave Landau said. I only have a few clips here from that interview But Dave Landau if you don't know was on the Anthony Kumia show That's where I came to know Dave. I did a couple shows with him over there on compound media and Dave then started doing these stints where he would fly to Austin or is it Dallas? I forgot. Yeah, he'd fly to Dallas and he would do louder with Crowder and then he would do both shows.
Starting point is 00:06:08 So he'd do a lot of his crowd in the morning and then remote into Anthony show and it didn't take long before he's just like typing an email to Anthony. Hey, I got a job offer. I'm going to work for a lot of it with Crowder now. And it makes sense. I sent David note when that happened because I was a fan of his on Anthony. I started to see him go, but it made sense. I mean, Crowder isn't behind a paywall.
Starting point is 00:06:28 It was five million subscribers on YouTube at the time. And Dave Landau is a stand up comic. He wants to build an audience and sell tickets. And he was. It worked really well. He did very well for himself touring. It must have seemed beautiful, like a beautiful opportunity, because that is like when I'll see Crowder's view numbers on,
Starting point is 00:06:45 like I've been on Royce's show, Day Wave on Rumble. Yeah. And he'll just pop in, sometimes he'll be like, yeah, right now, 180,000 people are watching Crowder. Yeah. What the fuck is going on? That's why when I talk about MizriLabs Company and Chouli Network and sit down Zuma,
Starting point is 00:07:01 and I say that they're playing show business, they're like, whoa, this guy's got 400 live viewers. Like, hey, did you know that there's people with 100,000 live viewers? Did you know that? Yeah, it's become show business. Yeah, that's what show business is. Just to see you guys, I mean, it's not, listen, it's not easy to get to 400 live viewers.
Starting point is 00:07:19 I'm not knocking it. It's hard to do, starting from scratch. You know, if you were a part of, like, say, the Howard Search show to begin with Or like the open Anthony show to begin with you get up to that point not easy to do But anyway, that's that I'm regressing digressing. I'm doing all the dressing over here. I need to get ungrusted Get back on with the point because there's so much to talk about That's good to this track.
Starting point is 00:07:45 All right. Thank you. So here we go. We're going to talk about first Dave talks about how we started getting censored on the show. Now Dave's supposed to be the comic relief on the show. And Dave will tell you he's not like a super political guy even though he's been with Stephen Crowder and Anthony Cumia.
Starting point is 00:08:03 Now he's signing with the blaze. You think like, oh, it must be this conservative guy. Dave doesn't really care about politics all that much. And so he's just there to crack wise and be the comic relief. And one of the first things he tells Michael Mellus is he wasn't allowed to make jokes about cum or ejaculating.
Starting point is 00:08:20 Like, huh, okay. So I guess like they're conservative values or something. Which is interesting, it's interesting to replace that with Nick DePaul, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, huh, okay. So I guess like they're, you know, conservative values or something. Which is interesting, it's interesting to replace that with Nick the Paulo, of all people. I was thinking the same thing, cause I love Nick the Paulo, but dude, you think he's gonna hold back? I mean, I guess he will.
Starting point is 00:08:35 Well, if he's told to, but just see. I kind of, so I don't wanna interrupt you, but like I watched a couple episodes of Nick the Paulo, and it seems like he's already cracking under these be clean restrictions that. Crafters giving him. Interesting. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:49 Okay. Alright, so let's start there because I think that's going to probably we'll watch all of these clips of the different perspective once we know kind of how Crafter does business and how he's talking to the people who are on his show with them. And listen, Crafter's name is in the title. He can do whatever he wants. It's his show. He can run it however he wants.
Starting point is 00:09:10 But thank goodness that there was no NDA and that Dave Landau could expose him for the way he runs that show. And the first clip I want to play for you is Dave talking about the rant button. This is bizarre. It became a little weird because the light was put in where it was his rant button. And it was basically a Dave don't talk button. Wait, so there's literally a light bulb. What color was the light bulb? There was four lights in a row. Michael gets a little bit, I don't know if he's
Starting point is 00:09:46 autistic or something. I like Michael ballas, but in this interview, he gets into the deep like into the weeds a little bit. You're like, okay, whatever. It doesn't matter. Boy, there are four lights or three. That's not the one color. It's not the point at all. Serious. And when it was hit, I wasn't supposed to talk and they said what their molecular colored light bulb was like red It was like a yellow Brite yellow like a you know like yield So it's like off camera, but in your eyes the eyesight. Yes, and I was Pressing the button or was there producer pressing the button he would press it
Starting point is 00:10:20 So like under like Mr. Burns like he had a button under his desk or the table and when it Stevens turned a talk and Dave needs to shut the F up, he presses this button. Yes. So that's a sterical because immediately I thought of Vinnie. That was like I could really use one of those lights for the creep off. I like to picture that it's like a neon sign with like the caution circle with Dave's face and it's like, yeah. I wish there was a draw,
Starting point is 00:10:51 there's just shut the fuck up, Dave. Okay, my bad. By the way, speaking of Vinnie and the creep off, we did a scum stream today. It's up on YouTube. We're making it available to anyone. It's not the end of the paywall. Brian Johnson, the great Brian Johnson was on with us. And it was one of the funnier episodes. If you're into that sort of thing, we had a
Starting point is 00:11:11 blast. So that's worth, uh, worth checking out. All right, Vinnie, happy? I'm skinny. You got it in so early too. I know Vinnie didn't make me do that. So this is Dave's reaction to said rant button or the Dave shut up button as Dave refers to it. I was pissed a bit because I know my job. I know that he talks a lot. I know that he's the star of the show. I know one to throw him what he needs to be thrown. I know one to sit back. It's what I did with Anthony for years. It's what I did next to Arty. It's what I do. I'm not trying to ever steamroll him. It was just, hey, don't be funny or don't be, and that's the truth.
Starting point is 00:11:55 I mean, it sounds bitter, but I knew it was true because I was pulled aside and I said, and it was, hey, make sure if you're doing a rant or like you guys are riffing, he gets the last word. So this is Crazy that he's being instructed the crowd are asked to have the last joke. Well, it's not just that car I don't know if you have this clip or not but my favorite thing and the whole thing is that it's all rehearsed Yeah, they do like it's like they're putting up they're putting on a play basically In order to make Stephen seem like the funny guy. That's the craziest part of all of this is that Dave's like a naturally funny like pepper in jokes
Starting point is 00:12:32 and they literally in order to make Stephen funny, they have to install a light to be like, hey, he's the funny guy. Calm down. Yeah, and so Crowder because of his ego or insecurity or something, instructed other people that when he gets the last laugh, no one else is allowed to tag it. And Dave even said he goes, you know, as a comedian, if I had a funnier thing to say, I'd like to say that, but my job was not to be a comedian on this show.
Starting point is 00:12:56 I wasn't allowed to say the funniest joke. It was actually, it's like one of the few smart things OPI has ever said in his career, is that when you have, you know, Patrice O'Neillin and Bill Burr and Colin Quinn and these guys are all being funny, the credit still goes to, hey, the OP and Anthony show was hilarious today.
Starting point is 00:13:15 So if Dave Landau is being funny on that show, people still say, hey, louder with Crowder was awesome today. Isn't it funny that we have so little respect for OP at this point? They were like, at least OP, there would be a funny on a show not to shut them up. Like, yeah, that we have so little respect for Opie at this point, they were like, at least Opie knew there would be funny on a show, not to shut them up. Like, yeah, I mean, that's the least you could do.
Starting point is 00:13:30 That was his great talent. That's literally another piece of rock. That's literally the easiest thing to do. Is to shut the fuck up and look, funny people will be funny. I just shut up Chris. Chris and I have these conversations all the time. I'm like, when you have a really funny clip,
Starting point is 00:13:44 you're doing your carl impression, just to fool people. But I just got a high score in Candy Crush. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha. All right, so this is the last clip I have from this thing. And we could pepper in more information because I've watched this and I've watched Landau
Starting point is 00:13:58 with Kumia since then. So there's a lot of information here, but this was kind of the final straw for Dave not resigning with louder with Crowder and my phone rings and you know, I don't want to go greatly into the conversation between us, but it was. He's like, do you still want to be on with Crowder and I said not at the moment. And he starts going off on me and now there's a ton of people in my apartment who can hear it. Wait, he's literally raising his voice. He's screaming at me.
Starting point is 00:14:30 OK, so literally raising his voice, not just being stern, like to the point where people, it's audible. It's audible, yeah. Yes, OK, it's started stirring, but then it got into telling me that he owns me and then that. In those words? Yes. Wow.
Starting point is 00:14:43 Yeah, yeah, he owns me and and once you say must have been on clearance. I mean, I was on sale, baby. Not there of us can even reach the top shelf little. No, no, no, no, no, it's it's it. I was in eluded Walmart. Yeah, he uh, it was just, it was a, it was venomous. And I don't know what he was going through at that point. And I just was like, dude, I, this is, it was all this projection coming at. All right. So you can see that Dave, he's laying it out there. But he's also saying, I don't know what he was going through. Now, I shouldn't mention for Stephen Crowder's in his defense, he had a horrible disease that almost killed him, I think last year.
Starting point is 00:15:33 Like his rib cage was closing in on the rest of his body, and he had a collapse long, and it was gonna crush his heart, and he had to have this crazy surgery to like pop his rib cage out, and it's like this weird thing. So that probably sucked and That was because people were telling me that was elective and that's why he missed like the birth of his child
Starting point is 00:15:50 There's a thing, but I didn't realize it was like a serious thing. Yeah, the twins were born, but no, I that was not elective That hit you that was going to kill him So so that was pretty brutal and I was going through a thing with his wife getting a divorce and he's very upset that his wife. But before we get to that though, the fact that he told Landel that he owns Dave Landel, like that's not a good way to treat some Hornets. Even if Dave's like, okay, you're right, outside of catch-eye, that wouldn't be a good relationship.
Starting point is 00:16:20 You know, if you have a slave, you don't remind them. You're right, he did it. That's crazy. He does own me, fuck're cuz you ought to be right? Yeah, yeah How do you not realize you sound like a cartoon villain when you're screaming that? I know I own you right Yeah, he twisting his mustache and it is true that Dave got more famous from being on louder with Crowder But Dave already had a career before that.
Starting point is 00:16:45 He was already on Comedy Central, he was already on with Anthony Cumia, and he was already too. So it's not like Crowder's just like, I found you, I didn't know where, it's like no, you saw me on the other show. But you had to show me. You asked me to come on your show.
Starting point is 00:16:59 Thank you, though, I appreciate it. And it's also not like that doesn't create a fun atmosphere. Like if Dave is supposed to be peppering in jokes, you don't want to do it with a guy that is secretly owning you fucking behind the scenes. Right. Right. It's conducive to a healthy work environment.
Starting point is 00:17:15 And Mike, if you ever fucking interrupt me again, I swear to Christ. Well, the light doesn't work. Oh, sorry, sir. The light doesn't work on Mike. That's the problem. My seat vibrates from the most time. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha to bring on a guy who was actually worked with Stephen Crowder and he has some experience with that. Of course, he also worked with Dennis Miller.
Starting point is 00:17:49 You know him as Christian Blatt. I know him as Christian Blatt. What's up, Christian Blatt? Happy to be here. Thank you, Carl, and nice to see everyone again. Blind Mike, it's nice to meet you. I checked out your Dennis Miller episode of Why You Laughing. How did I do? Did I miss anything? It was decent. It would have been
Starting point is 00:18:11 a lot better if you'd reached out to the guy who's practically Dennis Miller's biographer, but that's all right. I think you did pretty good. But you do part two, I'll reach out to you. But you did also do an episode on the most important moment of comedy in the 21st century, which of course is already lying on the Joe important moment of comedy in the 21st century, but of course, it's already lying on the Joe Buck show. And I love that one too. Yeah, that was a masterpiece. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:30 Poor Joe. That's not a good guess to get. Was that his first episode ever, too? Yes. That was one of like four that he did all the time, I think. Yeah, that's the right guy to bring out for your pilot. So, Christian, you're coming off a very successful appearance on the DICK show that I checked out this week,
Starting point is 00:18:49 which was great. I'm glad that you and DICK are gonna start going to Dodger's games together and you can ice-cream together. Yeah, so DICK maps out this plan that we should drop three quarters of a tab of acid and then go to a Dodger game. So, it's that. And I've done acid with DICK and gone to baseball before before three quarters. It sounds like, wait, do you see three
Starting point is 00:19:08 quarters of three tenths? I think he said three times. You know, I think he said three tenths. You know, I was thinking about that like 30% of a 10 like who's even measuring this? I don't even have the right tools to figure this out. If I get overdosed, like five, you know, we just round up to one. Yeah, I think you're of dick hands it to me. It's going to be safe. So I'm a right. You can trust any drugs he has to. He's a responsible guy. I like the Carl said that like it was a right of passage. Like, listen, as we all have done, I've done acid and gone to a Dodgers game. Yeah. Of course. acid and baseball. It was a white socks game, but yes, it was still an important part of learning the ropes.
Starting point is 00:19:46 So Christian, real quick, can you just give some background in your experience working with Stephen Crowder? Yeah, I'll try to breeze through it as quickly as I can. I first got to know Stephen Crowder and I will preface all of this. One-on-one, he was always very nice to me, you know, mostly because I was helping him early in his career get on Dennis Miller's radio show He didn't tell you that he owned you at any point? No, he did not but he did actually turn on a light a lot of the times and I wasn't sure what I was supposed to be doing So I just sat there. So I figured I should talk more
Starting point is 00:20:22 Silly me. I thought that it was time to talk light. But I got to know him through Andrew Breitbart, who was a good friend of mine. And people think of him in a very different way because of the website that still has his name. But Stephen was writing for his website. And Andrew was like one of our regular guest hosts. And he was like, oh, you should have this guy
Starting point is 00:20:42 Stephen Crowderon. So, and I mentioned this on the Dixho, but I think it's funny I checked through my notes the first time we had him on was June 18th 2009 Stephen Crowder was on an hour three and then listed an hour two was comedian Joe Rogan You know the guy from news radio that guy so I've heard of him fear factor Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've heard of Joe Roge. Yeah. So two guys on the show who had to have millions upon millions of dollars dumped on them in the years since me trying to try to help out their careers. But now you're
Starting point is 00:21:16 making me look bad Christian. Alright, coming up next on the show Joe Rogan. Exactly. So it got so that you know, we would have him on probably about once a month, Stephen. And he was a columnist for Fox News. And one of those columns I would like to read a passage from at some point, it doesn't have to be now. I have a video that we're going to lead into that. So perfect. Yeah, there's a video that directly ties into that. So he, you know, he would be on about once a month and Dennis never got in the way of guest bookings. There's one person ever he told me not to have on that'll unfortunately take to my grave. But he liked Steve and he thought he was funny. And we would have him
Starting point is 00:21:56 on about once a month. And someone in the company who shall remain nameless said to me, hey, the next time that Stephen Crowder's turn comes up, how about you do an hour of phone calls instead? I'm like, oh, that's not good. Okay. All right. That's how the suits feel. So they hold up random talking. Reddle sounds pretty good.
Starting point is 00:22:14 Okay. Yeah, they held up a light and it was a no Stephen talking for two more months. And it's a pretty loud. So I learned it. Yeah, but do you know we still have them on once in a while. And we kept in touch. And I ended up booking guests for him, for Loudr with Crowder.
Starting point is 00:22:33 I was working for a network called CRTV that eventually emerged with the blaze. I had a disastrous stint with a gentleman named Mark Stein. But then Crowder was like, oh, come help us out and book guests. And because I was, you know, which you didn't get into in the land out thing, I was not willing to move my family to Texas. So let's just book guests remotely from Los Angeles.
Starting point is 00:22:55 And I did it for two months, and I will admit, I did a very poor job, not from lack of trying. Yeah, I had booked two guests in two months. The first was already lying. And I knew that this wasn't a good fit when I mentioned to Stephen that I booked him and his response was, what am I going to talk to already lying about? And I was like, what a boy, he's Christ, everything.
Starting point is 00:23:17 You know, like just get him to tell the pig story for the 15th time. I mean, you really like, so, you know, so he had him on and then Dennis did me a favor and he came on to and was very nervous about his appearance on that show. Because Steven used a slur for transsexual people that was a lot more common in 2017. Whoa! Oh! What are you doing?
Starting point is 00:23:41 He's f**k up. I'm out. We're having technical difficulties. You're really... Oh, we're having technical difficulties. It's even used a slur for transsexual people that was a lot more common in 2017, but even in 2017, Dennis is like, I don't wanna be part of any conversation
Starting point is 00:24:00 that could be bad for my career. You know, I just had a funny idea in post. If I just bleep out the word that he just used, and then we all go, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh, he's fucked. We're having technical difficulties. That's not such a bad word. It's in Jim Norton's phone 20 times.
Starting point is 00:24:20 You know, I don't think that there's any problem with that. But so he's a he's a little nervous about that. But I I listened to the appearance and my favorite part about working on that show is that I did not get a comp subscription to a lot of the crowd. I took a borrow a login from a friend of mine who I knew actually spent money for because I would not give me a comp. That's funny. So I had to listen back to it. I'm like, yeah, it was all right, but I know it. And the thing about Stephen is his dad is like his enforcer, his consigliary, and like at the same time,
Starting point is 00:24:53 is like number one cheerleader. So his dad handles everything. And you talk to his dad. So his dad was the one who eventually, you know, was like, oh, yeah, yeah, I didn't work out. And I'm like, yeah, look, I get it. I'm sorry that I wasn't able to book more guests for you. But by the way, it was really hard to book guests for him
Starting point is 00:25:08 because he wasn't as big as he is now. Right. But still, people knew like, oh, yeah, the guy that I saw video him getting punched in the face, right? So, you know, he would, I would try and get everybody that he wanted, which was all the way up to Sylvester Stallone. But when Pendulette is passing, you know that. Yeah, maybe not.
Starting point is 00:25:25 Maybe all the A-list celebrities are lighting up for this one. Yeah, right. Exactly. So, you know, and so I like to say that I booked two and a half guests on the show because Bo Derek was a friend of Dennis' and she said she'd come on, but then I got let go. So I never actually booked her on the show, but I could have had it. Could have been. Is Bo Derek conservative? Yes. I could have had it. Could have been. Is Bo Dirk conservative?
Starting point is 00:25:46 Yes. I didn't know. I didn't know. I didn't know. I didn't know. Yeah. Or you know what, she's conservative for the rights of animals. Maybe I shouldn't cast a light on somebody that doesn't want to.
Starting point is 00:25:56 Oh, yeah. I have no idea. I mean, the conservative in Hollywood could just mean like, I don't know, you don't want to give 100% of your money to the government. Yeah. I was going to keep some of that. If that's cool. When I was talking about this the other day, it's like Dennis lives up in Monacito.
Starting point is 00:26:10 Anybody who's been to Monacito is like, I would like to keep all this money as well. I don't want to go pay for those slubs who live in Burbank, like Christian Blatt. I don't want to give waste my money on them. That was basically the end of my time there. And every once in a while, I would hear from Steven's dad and 100% of the time I heard from Steven's dad is because he wanted something. And one of the times, the last time I talked to him,
Starting point is 00:26:37 he wanted to see if Dennis would have an interest in doing something that they were calling a shout out, which is basically like a cameo, but it was for conservative people. So imagine a platform where you're recording videos for fans, but every single one of them is like that, Brett Farve one, where it had all the coded language that he didn't understand. So they're all looking basically like that. So I didn't even bring it to Dennis, because I'm like, no, he doesn't want to record
Starting point is 00:27:03 videos for $50 pop. This isn't something he's interested in. I'm like no he doesn't he doesn't want to you know record videos for $50 pop you know this isn't something he's interested in. I'm too good for that. I would do that because I know it will give me to say crazy shit that'd be goofed out for later. But Carl what about $51? All right. What's my cut out of this 51? And there was yeah there was one other time where like Dennis was doing a show in Dallas and I just, I asked Steven's dad, I'm like, oh, you do have any interest in having him come to the studio? This was an email.
Starting point is 00:27:32 I got a call from him and I was berated about how Dennis was so disrespectful when he was on the show. This was the other moment where I knew I wasn't going to be working there for very long. Dennis said on the show, I'm just doing this as a favor to Christian. So yeah, I'm like, all right, but it was like Steven's dad just would not, you know, you could kind of, when we get to the video you're about to talk about,
Starting point is 00:27:52 you can kind of see some things that run in the family. Steven's dad was not giving in and he was just like, hold on a second, I think that totally, the opposite way, I'm like, Kudos to Christian who got Dennis Miller who would never come on the show in a million years But they're so tight. He's like fine. I'll do it like I would be like hey, thanks for getting us that a smell That's amazing. Thanks, buddy. I want to take it very differently
Starting point is 00:28:13 Well, he he didn't and you know it was basically like it was like a bad breakup call where like Steven's dad is just You know he's just going on and I'm like I actually said to him, okay, I get it. You don't want him on the show. I actually, you know, I use that tone. And then he like backed it, backed off a little bit and he talked, but that was the last time I think I talked to him until he asked, you know, Dennis to film videos and charge people for them.
Starting point is 00:28:34 So, you know, I didn't have a close relationship with him at all. I just, you know, had enough of an understanding of the way things worked there that when I heard Dave Landau and Michael Malis, I was like, oh, yeah, this is all literally adds up to the limited understanding that I had. And going back to when I first knew who he was, there were a lot of people who were turned off by him who I also won't name, but he started building himself as a comedian.
Starting point is 00:29:06 And there's guys who are like hosts of shows that are like, I don't even call myself a comedian. How does this kid get off saying that he's a comedian, especially when he's moderately amusing? So that really led into the problem with booking guests that you thought you might have been able to get for him. You're like, oh, I can't get Bill Schultz. Okay, that's a joke. I didn't actually try to get Bill Schultz. But I don't know that he would have said yes. Yeah, but he wasn't busy. That's for sure. He had time.
Starting point is 00:29:33 If you needed to, I'm just kidding. I know probably Bill Schultz. I love Bill Schultz. This is just fine. All right. So this is going to lead me to what I want to play for you next. And normally I am not a fan. I mean, not normally all the time. I'm not a fan of people being filmed and in a private situation and then that being released to the public, I think it's a shitty thing that happens. Now in this case, the reason why I'm going to play it is because it's out there, everyone's seen it already. And it really does add to who Stephen Crowder is
Starting point is 00:30:01 which kind of helps us understand how the show runs and how people respond to him and everything else. So what's happening right now is his wife's followed for divorce and Stephen Crowder is one of these like Christian guys who was so proud of himself and this is going to lead into what Christian brought. But Crowder is so proud of himself for like saving themselves for marriage and doing everything the Christian way and all the stuff and talking about how you know his wife Doesn't have a job. She's just there to do wifely things and wifely duties, which you know very
Starting point is 00:30:36 traditional Conservative and then here is From their ring footage of the two of them in the backyard for some reason they only have one car I think that's a make a sense. No, I think I can Yeah, that's a hundred percent a power move That's a good choice. No, there's no read like you know my wife is a successful TV writer We make a fraction of let's Stephen Cratter is and we have two cars. Whoa Yeah
Starting point is 00:31:03 I'll take taking our dick so that's why. One of them is in 1998 and it has a tape deck. She's jealous. Yeah, I'll die her lie. All right, I'll take a picture later. I'm sure you're really having 98. It's a 1998 Lexus with a tape deck and a 5 CD changer. Jesus.
Starting point is 00:31:22 Okay, Steven Crowder's wife is very jealous. I wish you were accepting me. She came to pick up his grilling supplies. If only she'd had an idea it was. Yeah. Holy shit, we'd be getting somebody's sympathy superchats if I allowed that out of the show. All right, so without further ado, this is the
Starting point is 00:31:40 ring cam footage of the two of them having a squabble. Is that your boundary? I do a boundary. All right, so I should point out, very nice looking backyard. They're on the back in the furniture in the backyard. The wife is, I think, eight months pregnant with twins at this point, barefoot and sweatpants. And she needs to run some errands or something.
Starting point is 00:32:03 And she needs to use the car and cry her in ham. No, you just, you just, I do a boundary of use to control that. You were not taking a car. Now I have to take it. If you refuse to do right foot things, then I will go. I have to go straight.
Starting point is 00:32:17 I have to go straight. Stakes, what pellets? My grill. I know it's not a reason for that. I'm not going to look at it. How about you first? I see that. How do you wish something? I don't even know.
Starting point is 00:32:31 I don't even know. I see the bubbles. Just back. No, I don't even know. You're not taking the bus. You're not taking the bus again? You are not taking the bus again. And I will ask them to pick me up.
Starting point is 00:32:45 Would you have had it as over a thread? It's nice for that, so good. She goes, oh well then I'll ask my friends to come pick me up. If I can't use the car and he goes, is that a threat? Why what? The fuck is going on here? You know how I feel about people who are able to make friends Hillary? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:07 What, that is so weird. It's a very controlling... Well, you know, what I think is going on there is that he doesn't want to be exposed as being this controlling asshole. So she's like, oh, my friends are coming up and it's like, oh, what are you going to talk about? The fact that I wouldn't let you use the car. Right, right. Well, you have to say that our car is broken down and I will buy another one for some reason. I can't feeling some constraints. Like I can't listen to it.
Starting point is 00:33:35 You want to walk out? I can't go to the gym. I can't go to my parents. I can't call my friends. I can't, I can't be home. You're going to take the car and leave me here. Oh, just think of it. You're supposed to hear people listening to the things he's like. I can't play home. You're gonna take the car. We need it. Tony, just think of it. He's 14 years old.
Starting point is 00:33:45 He's like, I can't play ball. The fuck? Yeah. I can't see my parents. You're welcome. Yeah, right. I'll get it. I'll be back. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, too, but he goes, do you understand the difference? My life being set to the second he's so busy
Starting point is 00:34:38 He can't possibly not have his car for the 25 minutes. Yes, I go run her errand or whatever and today I just say you're doing it wrong If you're that fucking busy like that's not what success looks like you got You need to be able to have some down time and enjoy your life. Yeah, bitching your life from the office. Also, I'm thinking that I'm smoking a cigar in my comfy socks. Yeah, I know. He's just lounging. He's not so hard.
Starting point is 00:34:55 Don't you see how busy I am? At some point when he was a kid, he read a book on what it means to be a guy and he's like, you're right. So the guy, comfy socks, grilling supplies, yelling at my wife. I think I can handle all those things. And actually,
Starting point is 00:35:09 in line, this reminds me of the book. That one of the books they banned in Florida. This reminds me of what Dave Landau was talking about. There's a lot of things that we didn't get to in there. His complaint's about, but one of them was, he had a show up at work at 7 a.m. And working till three every day was like an eight hour shift.
Starting point is 00:35:29 And so when the show's on the area, it has to be writing bits and coming up with things for the show. And it's like, well, if I just, I'm gonna work fucking 40 hours, seven to three every day. I'll just get a real job like a, you know, a slub. I'm just joking. So what are we doing? I'd be able to tell my own jokes.
Starting point is 00:35:44 Yeah, right. Exactly. Because we had to work on Fridays, which fucks him up for touring. So I guess that this, you know, crowd is probably a workaholic and he expects everyone else to put in the hours, I guess. Anyway, this goes on.
Starting point is 00:35:59 I want to show the end, I think. I don't want to go through all of this. There's a lot of, I love you. I don't want to go through all of this. There's a lot of I love you. I don't love you. Shit this is weird. Yeah. Hillary, you're right, ribbon-past. Become someone. Because you did it. Day in and day out, you were a bit up. A wife?
Starting point is 00:36:20 No, not a little wife. I didn't say a little wife. Hillary, Hillary, come on now. I'm not going to dance. I'm not going to dance anymore. I'm going to go. I'll get absolutely need. I'll get into the team. I... I love you. I can't do it to you.
Starting point is 00:36:39 Wow. How's the plot? Are you going to not do those things? I'm not into... Are you going to not do those things? You're not committed to anything. You're not committed to anything. You're not committed to anything. I should point out what he's saying, get the gloves. So she has to give the dog some medicine that she's allergic to or something.
Starting point is 00:36:58 At least this is an eight month pregnant woman. She's worried that it's toxic for her unborn children. By the way, also Steven Crowder's children inside of her. Yeah, yeah, he's like, he's like, go get the fucking gloves on. Take care of yourselves. You're not committed to anything. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:13 It's insane. You just said I love you, I'm committed to it. Walk the dogs crunching around. I need to walk the dogs around. I'm not committed to it. I'm not committed to it. Are you committing the thing? He should be committed.
Starting point is 00:37:28 I'm not going to walk the door. I'm going to walk the door. Are you committing the thing? He should be committed. I'm not going to walk the door. I'm not going to walk the door. Are you committing the thing? He should be committed.
Starting point is 00:37:44 I'm not going to walk the door. Are you committing the thing? Are you committing the thing? Are you committing the thing? and by his own admission screams, I will fuck you up at his pregnant wife Hilary who then flees their home. So according to this video, and I should say I grab this video from Gashar's sub stack is where I got that video from. So, I mean, when I don't get steak, I get grumpy, but. Yeah, right. I know. He does that with grilled palace.
Starting point is 00:38:01 What's the guy supposed to do? Order it. Hands are tied. All right, So with that, you found a very interesting article Christian. What do you used to write for Fox News? Yeah, I mean, part of the, you know, knowing him as long as I have is, I just, you just remember things like I remember the opinion pieces about how proud he was that he did a master bait, about how offended he was by the original hot tub time machine. But you know, look,
Starting point is 00:38:31 it's not citizen cane. I kind of remember all those things. And right here, May 11, 2015, and you might not want to take such a strong stand on issues just in general in life. And this piece is called, I'm a guy and I'll never badmouth my wife. Like, suffer to her face. No. Yeah, there is a lot of it. I'd say every word of this is worth reading, but the most important part is where he writes, firstly, there may be some people out there who actually
Starting point is 00:39:07 believe their wife to merely be the quote, old ball and chain, unquote. To you, I say, you are a loser. Not only are you a loser for dishonoring the woman who is now in extension of yourself, but you're a loser for picking someone who you hate having to come home to every night. What kind of an idiot are you to marry a person that you think is an absolute moron? The same people are shocked when I don't chime in on their urinate and mone-fest regarding their old maids. Imagine that. Imagine actually thinking that I married somebody better than myself. And it goes on. But I think
Starting point is 00:39:47 well, in Crowder's defense, most women do suck. So he's making some good points there. You know, not everyone's going to end up with a girl from the Jingles department. Yeah. Unfortunately, Carl, for you and I, we've found the only two that don't. I think it's important to make sure I'm on the record saying that. Well, so, Mike's dealing with, you know, his girlfriend is dealing with the police and he's calling to his house. Yes, he's going to win her. He's calling them by accident. So he's going to win her over there. He's right now. Is it by accident energy? Is there just the thrill for self-swatting, Mike? I need help. She won't let me take the car out and I don't understand why. He puts on girls panties and swats himself. That's his thing. So yeah, that's so that opinion
Starting point is 00:40:32 piece is out there. It's still on Fox News.com. Everyone can find it. It's a very screen grabbed it just in case maybe it went away, but I don't think anybody at Fox is trying to cover for Stephen Crowder at this moment. Well, yeah. So it's embarrassing that he wrote that piece and now he's in this very public feud with his wife. And his response to that video being leaked by his wife, obviously, and one of the people know how he treats her was him to then go out and talk about how mental she is, which is, I don't think a good tactic at that point. Like don't be like, Oh, you think I'm an asshole.
Starting point is 00:41:05 You're even bigger asshole. Like, okay, I'll eat both assholes. Okay, you win. I mean, look, at some point in her life, she thought it was a good idea to marry Steven Crowder. So obviously she's something of an asshole. Yeah, she's not, she's not bright. All right.
Starting point is 00:41:17 I, I, I see what you're saying. All right. So with all of that, wow, that was some setup for the show. If you're just joining us, we're talking about louder with grouter. And I want to just play a clip for you from today's episode, this morning's episode. This is how it starts off. And get ready for some hilarity. This is a comedy show that we're watching. Oh no! Oh no!
Starting point is 00:41:47 Oh no! Comes from China. Oh no! Oh no! Everybody was coming to fighting, but don't you expect that's a misplacity? In fact, it was a little bit like anything, man. There's a number of skeptical climbers here. Both from the tournament hands, from the bunker trying to town. Oh, so a couple of things with this first off he's selling this way too hard.
Starting point is 00:42:32 Yeah, and you know Dave Linde I was talking about things he couldn't say so I guess Steven can say shit but no one else can. By the way Carl, that's really unfair. Clearly you pulled a clip from their dress rehearsal today. You should have pulled a clip from the actual show. Maybe it was better on the actual show. This is the actual... During the matinee. This is the actual show. Okay.
Starting point is 00:42:52 He did even pronounce my mistake. He was supposed to say Kung Flu fighting and he said Kung Fu fighting. He didn't even do it. I mean, take two on that one. And then none of the lyrics are funny. Like a parody song is shit like some jokes in there is that thing. Just trying to make a political point.
Starting point is 00:43:08 Well actually do you have my clip 10 because that's also another parody song and it's even less funny because it's literally just promoting the show there's no point to it. I don't know if the street name it shows other than what I've been trying to stream lately all I use is rumble now and a full mug Way thank you I go lifetime without hearing the words mug club again I want to point out that because we were talking about all the different deals he had and companies he worked with He did sign a deal with rumble. So he's promoting rumble a lot I didn't realize he was still on YouTube
Starting point is 00:43:51 So then I was like I was asking Mike where to even find this stuff that I figured it out and then on the YouTube video What they'll do is they'll start talking about something that's a little too spicy for YouTube and a thing It'll come up and says I can't watch as a YouTube go to rumble So they're like actively trying to piss off YouTube, too, which is fun. I'm okay with that Well, so it's the same model is a porn hub or so. I'm told you know, it's like if you want to see the good But we actually have to I'm not streamed like like Oh, I do If I'm a club just you and I Not watching comedy Wonder what's a damn fun
Starting point is 00:44:32 It will happen to some philanthropy I know I'll be anything Other than three Like I guess the Samantha B thing Counts as a joke but there's no joke in it. No, there's not. They just change the words of a song, which is technically a parody, I suppose.
Starting point is 00:44:50 So at the end of this Kung-Flu fighting parody, this is, it turns into, and as you're seeing on the screen now, it's just constantly talking about, you can watch us on a rumble, and there's the mug club, and this goes right into that. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Join mug club today for $89 annually to support content like this and get access to the entire network Lido with Cratter dot com slash mug club. Oh, thank you Support content like this I don't know how do I just track from content? Is there a button? Button I could pay $89 for
Starting point is 00:45:42 Everybody would give $89 to Samantha B, just in response to what we just saw. I think that the she deserves it. But yeah, most of that clip, it's not like the jokes aren't funny, but there's so much of the ho ho ho ho ho, no. And I'm like, well, those aren't even jokes. You're not even trying to fit the jokes in.
Starting point is 00:45:59 Yeah, and the courses kept repeating. When you do a parody song, if you're gonna do the whole song, like you got to like put jokes in the whole time It can't just like repeat the chorus three times look looks like Brian Callan doesn't come in on Fridays for eight hours No, I don't think he's coming in there. So I know I was wondering about that too because they're not all on the show all the time So he want a Dave Landau to be there five days a week and it would fucked up Dave Landau's comedy schedule and stuff And it's like now with like Nick to follow and Brian Callan and these guys like they're not gonna he wanted Dave Landau to be there five days a week and it would have fucked up Dave Landau's comedy schedule and stuff.
Starting point is 00:46:29 And it's like now with like Nick Topolo and Brian Kellen and these guys like they're not gonna jump Ruler. He's not gonna be like, oh yeah, yeah, I'll just cancel my theater gigs for that week. I'd have to be out of your Rumble show. That would be it would be amazing if Nick Topolo is doing just desk work at 2 p.m. on a Wednesday. Look at you imagine this reminds me or reminds me of when Yeah, I know. Get you a match. This reminds me, it reminds me of when Suthering John left the Howard Sturd show. He said on air, he's like, you know, she'd take my job as Nick DePolo.
Starting point is 00:46:50 And then Nick DePolo called him, was just like, you think you want to be a phone screener? I'm a professional standout. What are you talking about? I'm a professional standout. All right, so now we just saw that maybe sometimes things at home for Stephen Crowder aren't all fun and games. You might have noticed that.
Starting point is 00:47:07 And so, he's gonna come on the show. And I feel like he's doing damage control. I feel like I'm actively watching a man doing damage control on his show because he's gonna tell a story about how fun he's having at, you know, feeding his kids at home. I had a good morning. I, when I came up with new songs all the time.
Starting point is 00:47:23 They didn't want to eat. How did this happen? Well, so I was saying, I'm about to feed bananas to you, so get ready. Get ready. I think I may get some strawberries to you, so get ready. Get, I'm about to feed you, so here it comes. And then how did that work?
Starting point is 00:47:41 Well, one did not like it at all, and the other was just going to like... But didn't eat the sound of the mash bananas. Yeah. I mean, when you were saying morning zoo stuff, this reminds me of a local morning show. Especially the laughter. I'll never unheared Dave Lando's words when I hear laughter on the show.
Starting point is 00:48:00 Yes. Because you know it's all rehearsed and scripted and they've heard these bits already. So it's literally fake laughter. That's so weird. There's all rehearsed and scripted and they've they've heard these bits already so it's literally fake laughter That's so yeah, there's all the fake laughter the only thing that's missing is Cardiff with his bell Now we have it All right, so now we're gonna introduce the guests for today I remember I pulled this from this morning's episode and I couldn't have been more excited about this It is good to be here, and I really can't
Starting point is 00:48:25 which talk about the border, can't which talk about Tucker Carlson, but also just a few hours ago, two drones crashed into the Kremlin residents of Vladimir Putin, almost killing him and their threatening to escalate to nuclear war as Ukraine launches a massive offensive in threat to invade Russia itself. I asked how you were doing, but that's, well, that's how I'm doing. Fucking a lot of Alex Jones. You can't just have like a normal conversation this guy doesn't do small talk Yeah, I'm just like not to a great. How are you doing? That's awesome kids?
Starting point is 00:48:53 Crowdy try controlling him Good luck. Yeah, I know there's no way he's he's gonna be up for our dress rehearsal. Yeah, glad that you can sing these kids Well the lizard people are poisoning our strawberries, but you know you do you Steven All right, so I have one more clip that I want to play and then I'll hand it over to Mike because I didn't realize that Alex Jones he talks about how he does some bits and and skits on his show just like Crowder does not as much anymore But God I would love to see more of this But as if my listeners I mean I don't do as many great sketches as you do, I still do a lot more of them. But when I would do skits, obviously when I'm dressed up like Cobra Commander, I'm not really the leader of Cobra.
Starting point is 00:49:32 It doesn't exist. It's like reverse psychology only instead of like, oh, the liver is gross, you were like, man, do LSD. Exactly when Cobra Commander would be like, I support Obama and what he's been doing. He's a good, funeraticalist line of society stabilizes the planet. That's a pretty good cover commander. So yeah, and then it's obviously I'm not cover commander. I like it's cover commander. I want to have Alex Jones on this show Justice Copic Commander the entire time and never revealed how they had George Clooney
Starting point is 00:50:04 play the dog on South market It's all he did was just bark. Yeah, yeah, I want to do that I want to stay relevant so I suppose you're doing good things over there. Yeah, it's just keeping it too hard to get him to play Cooper commander. He's already got the hood. Oh I see what you did there. Yeah, thanks. I'm proud of it. I see what you did So I strong harmed it in there get out of the way Mike I'm proud of it. I see what you're doing. So I have a strong arm did in there. Get out of the way, Mike. I'm coming through. Mike Geary, what did you pick up on?
Starting point is 00:50:30 Because you have a bunch of clips here from Lauderd with Crouter. Did you want it? I could start with stuff from the day after that video we played came out where he's kind of in damage control mode, talking about his divorce. Actually, before that video came out, this is just the report of his divorce. Actually, before that video came out, this is just the report of his divorce.
Starting point is 00:50:47 Okay, yeah, it's out there. Clips 12, 13 and 14, I all found very interesting because this is him kind of positioning himself as like we said before, like a man's, a traditional man, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah, here. I have been living with a proverbial boot on my neck for going on years now. George Floyd, a broadcast.
Starting point is 00:51:10 You know, I was against it at the time, but I finally understand the Black Lives Matter move. This is not hyperbole, everyone. It's 2021. I've been living through what has increasingly been a horrendous divorce. Now let me send the outset to be clear. There is no infidelity, any kind of physical abuse at all on either side, and no, this was not my choice. My then wife decided that she didn't want to be married anymore. And in the state of Texas, that is completely permitted.
Starting point is 00:51:44 It's been the most heart time bringing experience in my life. That's such a weird thing. You said that several times that it's completely... He's like, listen, I don't make the laws gang. If she wants to leave, I guess she's free to. What a crazy state. Which state is the woman not allowed to get a divorce in? About time you've recently...
Starting point is 00:52:02 Well, I know in some states, you have to wait like a year to actually get divorced, but I think that yeah, his problem is like if a woman wants to get divorced, she's allowed to, and that should obviously only be the rule for the man. And yeah, I know what states the age of consent is 16, but I don't know which states the woman's not allowed to get a divorce. That sounds crazy. What state is bailing to pre-living? What's for today?
Starting point is 00:52:26 Doesn't matter. That's the matter. That would be great. That would be great if you were a friend of the woman and your, just, how's everything going in your marriage? And she's like, I'd love to get a divorce, but I'm not allowed. You know the law. That's what he loves.
Starting point is 00:52:39 It's 2023. What is your husband telling you? All right. So like it's 20. It's 2023. What is your husband telling you? All right. So then I think 13 is like making sure, you know, obviously when we hear that clip, he's talking about his marriage breaking up and everything. And your guy's instinct was probably, oh, it was those fucking kids, wasn't it?
Starting point is 00:52:58 It was those dirty rap kids. But he's going to assure us it wasn't. OK. Good, because that's exactly what I was thinking. Kids are always the problem with meddling kids. So it's the only kids. One thing I want to be really clear about is certain. True North here is that my children are blameless,
Starting point is 00:53:15 completely without fault, and so we decided to resolve these issues privately as it's in their best interests, both emotionally and physically, to do so. Now the other way, the reason why you didn't bring this to the media was because of the children. We decided not to make this a whole spectacle for the whole world to see because we have children. No, you shouldn't anyway. It should be private. Have a child.
Starting point is 00:53:39 That's why I'll privacy. It's like eight months old or something. Yeah. We're going on our marriage dissolves privacy to our. Does he make sense? As if his audience would be like, oh, Stephen, it was those dirty rats, wasn't it? We'll take care of him for you. No, no, no, pitchforks down everyone. If only your wife hadn't handled those dog chemicals
Starting point is 00:54:02 while she was still pregnant, maybe the kids would have turned out fine, but obviously we hate them now. Now you're just blaming Crowder again. I won't stay ahead for it. I'm sorry. All right. Here's 14. Any setup for this? Well, it actually goes to maybe he had the blog that Christian read in mind, because it's
Starting point is 00:54:21 kind of a defense of that point. It's pretty simple. I loved a woman so much that I married her. A woman who despite all of this I still love as the mother of my children and she wanted something else for her life. That's not my choice. She simply wanted out and the law says that that's how it works. Now of course look I get it there are multiple sides to every story but one thing that is undeniable in this case is that it's no one's fault but my own in that I picked wrong and that's certainly not the fault of my children. because my life sucks. Yeah. That's some spin. Hey, the blame did not daddy's fault. That mommy's such a con.
Starting point is 00:55:09 Yeah, right. She's been this way her whole life. I want to make sure everyone blames me because I love this dumb bitch. So I think it gets, it's me you should be blaming. Oh my god, that's hysterical. This is wrong with this guy.
Starting point is 00:55:24 All right, I want to go back to Alex Jones because he's one of my favorites. And they're talking about when Alex Jones was going through his divorce. And of course, they were bringing up in court that Alex says he plays a character when he's on his show. It's not the real Alex. And so Alex is saying, well, there are times
Starting point is 00:55:45 when I'm playing a character. There are other times when I'm being very serious and I'm being myself. And if you all remember, I think we put it on this show when he talked about eating his neighbors. So Alex is going to. Great setup. Alex is going to explain that that was a joke.
Starting point is 00:56:00 And what's great about this clip is that Crowder has to tag this and he's not good at it. I said, so here's my satire. Everything collapses, they keep the lockdowns going, where cannibalism will kick in, and I'm gonna eat my liberal neighbors. I'm gonna have to think about hauling up with the chain. Well, they just cut off me saying, this is a joke.
Starting point is 00:56:17 Yes, it's a joke that a total psychotic brick. And it's so obvious, you wouldn't eat your liberal neighbors too stringy. Now, exact live show Monday through Thursday. Oh, he's so proud of himself, too Not even a good line not even a good line and he's like hey see what I just did Because there was a light keeping Nick Topolo or Jim Alright crushed during the early show though, so they're talking about Tucker Carlson and
Starting point is 00:56:43 This these leaks that are coming out about Tucker Carlson and things that he said about Fox and stuff like that. And it's funny that Alice, whenever Alex talks about knowing another celebrity and he does it a lot. He always says, oh yeah, I talked to him. He told me I was right about everything. That's like Alex, every conversation he has with someone is just like, hey Alex, this is Carl. I just found out you're right about everything. Like, is that what everyone's telling him all the time? It seems like it makes me want to party with Tucker Carlson. Alex, every conversation he has with someone is just like, hey, Alex, this is Karol, I just found out you're right about everything. Is that what everyone's telling him all the time? It seems like it. Makes me want to party with Tucker Carlson.
Starting point is 00:57:09 Let me take it super cool. Yeah, I only met him in the green room at Fox back then. No one before me real stuffy. And about 11 to 12 years ago, he called, said, hey, I'm sorry. You're really right about stuff. I thought you were full of crap. But I mean, I think you're actually pretty smart that he wanted to come to Austin,
Starting point is 00:57:24 and he's going to wait, we come pretty good friends. That amazing. If we could get Alex Jones and Donald Trump to disagree politically in both run for president, that would be an amazing debate. Ooh. I would, I don't know who would ever get a word in, but that would be fine to watch. He would just both be speaking at the same time. Yeah, I'd watch that.
Starting point is 00:57:42 I'd moderate that for Christ's sake. Just throw it in drops in between. No, what told me there was going to be posting. I would join the mug club for that to be. Yes. That would be worth it. Fucking mug Um, Mike, what else? Well, clip number one is kind of proof that even with Nick DiPolo in studio, he, I, it was not missing something. I think he still misses Dave here. It was a slight slip up. What a couple of the little eight ball that says not today. Look, look, here's the thing. I have worked with, you know, this special needs people for, for years. Yeah, I've found two. I never wait in there. Yeah, well, that's just called taking advantage.
Starting point is 00:58:25 It's called grooming, Dave. It's called grooming, little ladies. Oh, whoops. He fucked up, right? That was clearly. Yes. That was cool. Someone said something funny on the show.
Starting point is 00:58:38 Must have been Dave Landau. Oh, it was me. I said something funny. Oops. Whoopsie. And then clip number two, you kind of hear DePolo where like this might not end well with the language stuff. If like, you know, the week three DePolo is already getting frustrated.
Starting point is 00:58:56 But the other thing this clip points out is, so land out in that Michael Malice interview said he was the third chair. And this guy Gerald, I guess, is the two chair. Gerald Morgan Jr. Yeah, right. He is brutal. I mean, his tagging of the, you think Stevens tags are bad. Whoof. No, Gerald's good at laughing at Stephen. I think that's his main. There should be a Gerald light implemented. It is time for you to go home. Nick opinions on that broad. Uh speak at a frozen like it looks like Ted Williams head. I know people will be going I live in Canada everything's frozen
Starting point is 00:59:35 yeah. Yeah. It's my back of content. Ugly witch. See that I claim. No say it. Yeah. You know you need it with her. I was hoping you wouldn't. I know. If you look up what do you think where you think her picture is next to what in the dictionary? No, it begins with a C and an ends in a T a Yeah, yeah, yeah I The tag of the end like it was with the Tom Myers like my right people I Thought it was gonna wire. Like with punts. No, the, the, what he said was way funnier.
Starting point is 01:00:07 Idiots. Yeah. No need to say anything. I'm gonna make some notes for you. Who's Zumaq's guy, Tyler? I think Tyler brings more to that show that Gerald Bringshaw. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Starting point is 01:00:18 I have to slow you down there, Chris. That's outrageous. I'll die on that hill, Carl. All right, I have an example of the fake laughter. And you can see, and they even like, switch the camera angles around too to show the reaction as people are all laughing at these jokes. And you apologize to each other when it happens,
Starting point is 01:00:39 but because that's what they say about you, they say he works hard for the money. Absolutely, but look, the truth is, he had the... It's just uncomfortable. But that's how he's earning his paycheck, that Gerald Morgan guy. And it seems so fake and forced. Again, I keep saying it, but like, when you know that they know it's coming, like, I don't know how you live with yourself if you're Gerald. That's embarrassing.
Starting point is 01:01:02 Well, they can't be... This can't be completely scripted, Mike. There has to be some things that are happening. I mean, if you're general. That's embarrassing. Well, I can't be. This can't be completely scripted, Mike. There has to be some things that are happening. I mean, if you're interviewing Alex Jones, it's not going to go exact to the same as Drusker's, all right? I don't know. So again, maybe I'm watching it like,
Starting point is 01:01:13 biastly now, but a lot of Stevens, like when Stephen interjects, it seems like, oh, well, if this topic comes up, I'm going to say this, because some of them, they don't have like the exact proper segues. It just seems like something you thought of before and case the subject comes up. You know, there's definitely prewritten jokes That's for sure. Here's a bit that they do. Oh, this is hilarious guys So they have this field reporter Thomas Finnegan and he's gonna head down to the border
Starting point is 01:01:39 To report on what he's seeing. I if you are you're gonna watch this Tell me you couldn't come up with 12 better punchlines for this bit. We have to go to Thomas Finnegan or on the ground correspondent at the border. The All right, Mr. Finnegan, if you can hear me, what are you seeing down there at the border
Starting point is 01:02:05 sir? Hi Steven, I'm almost there. Give me a few seconds and I'll be on the ground to give you the scoop. Why are you so late? Why are you getting there now? Finnegan. I had to stop and I mean I had to make a... You had to take a dump didn't you?
Starting point is 01:02:22 This is not the first time. You have to take a dump Finnegan? Yeah if you want to put it that way. Okay I did put it that way. You had to take a dump didn't you this is not the first time you take a dump finnigan Yeah, if you want to put it that way okay, I did put it that way fine take all the time in the world You need during this live show that's enough. Oh, that's enough. Let's So the guy isn't where he's supposed to be got because he was pooping right and It seems very genuine. It seems like that just happens naturally in the middle of the show There's multiple people working eight hours a day writing for this show This is the same reaction. I have an assidual. I'm like, there's comedians in a room writing this down and thinking that this is gonna fly. What the fuck?
Starting point is 01:02:55 Okay, so I actually have a similar clip my clip number five Maybe it's better if you can see maybe it's more of a visual gag So I think I just need you guys to explain it to me all right sounds good you know stuff i'm cutting you off of sandest was in uh... aia right so he's in japan right now and he had some uh... interactions with the japanese media i'm in intention to run for president okay ten if you could run that uh... uh... yeah i'm sorry uh... new guy carl is having a bit of issues uh... clips uh... What the hell is that? What happened? Yeah, I'm sorry.
Starting point is 01:03:26 New guy Carl is having a bit of issues in clips. Pagan? Carl pagan? Yeah. Carl pagan needs some work on his editing. Look, you know, let me go check it out real quick. Right now. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:03:38 Yeah. Hey Carl. We just had a clip go out on air that was way too loud. So when you cut these things you're going to make sure it's at the right level and normalize it so that we don't blow people's ear drums out. Sorry Tim, what happened again? Alright, don't let it happen again. What's up? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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Starting point is 01:04:52 I guess that's what the joke is. Holy shit. But it's like, it stops all the momentum of doing a talk show. They're having a conversation, then they have to like stop it to do this pre-determined bit that they're doing. That's weird. The weird thing is they're not even trying to sell it. This is organically happening. So they're not that douchey, but yet that makes it weirder in a way because it's not funny and it's also not shocking or weird or mysterious. So I don't know what the point of it was. Bizarre.
Starting point is 01:05:21 All right. I want to play some quick clips here where I can tell that all the stuff happening behind the scenes in Crowder's life is getting to them. And so that's why I wanted to play all that stuff up front to just kind of introduce what's going on behind the scenes because he says some interesting things. Of course, he's talking to Alex Jones now. We'll keep in mind. Here's the thing right now. They want they want to blame you by leaking his text. And what would anyone's life stand up to every single one of your texts
Starting point is 01:05:45 and one of your phone calls and camera moments being revealed to you? Not a single one of you and anyone who says it was lying. I bet some people would. I mean, Alex hypothetically, if your ring doorbell was recording you and your wife, I'm just talking hypotheticals here. He's like, all of us have psychological torture over our loved ones, right? I mean, I've not allowed that. What's the problem?
Starting point is 01:06:06 Well, Mungus hasn't berated a pregnant woman. I don't know. I don't know. And then, unless you cast the first stone. Yeah, he does it again, not long after that. Just understand what's happening, and look, I'm not like with you. And yet, there were a lot of people who didn't give you
Starting point is 01:06:23 any backup, and you and I weren't even very close friends. I felt compelled to do so. Look, no one's life stands up to this kind of scrutiny. I know that Tucker Carlson's in for a rough go, but this is just dirty cool. You could tell he's looking for support from Alex. Yeah, I mean, when your stuff came out, you know, I was cool with you. So, uh, didn't look like he was good. And then bitches be crazy.
Starting point is 01:06:47 You could tell he's going to a little paranoid here. What he says does. Hey, that's a clip you sons of bitches back there. And I know he just talked about Christ and I said sons of bitches. Fuck you guys. I don't care. Media matters. Have your moment. Sad up, Gerald.
Starting point is 01:06:58 So he's already talking about like, oh shit. Someone's gonna clip this. They're gonna play it on the show and make fun of me. Like, that's not a good way to live your life or do your show knowing that it's weird because he's he's again simultaneously a couple different things where he's this a bastion of free speech and like, you know, he's on the right, obviously. So he has to stand up for, you know, jokes and context and all that sort of stuff. But also says that he constantly defines the show as PG 13, which I can't fathom what 14-year-olds he thinks are watching this program. The Queen's door tactics.
Starting point is 01:07:45 clip because there's a lot of Jesus talk on this episode between Alex and Steven and so this is kind of a weird thing to try to pull off. If you're okay with a little bit of talk of you know Jesus Christ, Lord and Savior, Alex Jones just did just hit me right in the feels. If you like, like the show. If you like Jesus, sign up for the bug club everybody. And by the way, if you love Jesus, patreon.com slash who are these podcasts? It's where you show Jesus and I wanted to just you seem like this show I don't bring different Jesus to this Jesus is like this is like the 16th best conservative talk show out there What it you talking about and if you hate Jesus gonna blind Mike dot net where rebels, baby
Starting point is 01:08:21 But but Jesus did think that the the new town school massacre was a false flag operation. So that's the reason we're going to get a scandal. He said he's a dick this past weekend. I was getting all spicy out of me. So I already did a three tenths of a tab of ass. Just not in the right way. I heard up. All right, Mike, what else do you want to hit? I know we've done this for a while, so I guess if you want to move on, we can end with my clip number 11 because I watched every Crowder show for six days because of I was doing this podcast and I was interested in what he would say after the, the, the, the, the
Starting point is 01:09:00 original, that stuff. So I can't say I saw the entire episode every day, but I didn't see the beginning, and every day they talk about, this is an ongoing bit, I guess, Stephen taking a sip of his coffee to start the show. Okay. I My popular demand the sip is the sip. I need to change my headphones because the sip was too loud in my own ears And it's very hot. I was like I got to do the sip again and then
Starting point is 01:09:34 He's a profession everything with a first view. They're very nice start. Still it for pops I'm of a great contribution from Gerald, but every day they're like fans want that they put poles up to see if people wanted to sip I don't understand. Well, it's also ripping off Opie. If I'm open, I'm very upset. Cheers. Cheers everybody. Opie goes, I had to change my headphones. It was too loud or just turn the volume down. You don't need a different pair of headphones. You're doing it. It's doing quite well. Yeah, right. Exactly. You don't have to be that close to the microphone. It's doing quite right. Exactly. You don't have to be that close to the microphone.
Starting point is 01:10:06 He's also stealing that from Southern John. Remember that was the only time you'd ever see him on the tonight show was he would take a big sip of the coffee mug, which I assume Jay charged him for. I doubt he handed him a free. And I'd go with Jay. I don't love. Yes, that was this big thing is as he'd go.
Starting point is 01:10:22 He'd take the sip and then he'd be like, hey, and I remember Howard surged it about an hour and a half. I'm just that three seconds ago. Yeah. I wanted to idiot John, and I'm bad he looks on TV, so that was pretty funny. All right, is that how you want to wrap it up, Mike? I mean, God, you watched six episodes of this. I feel bad.
Starting point is 01:10:40 I know, but there's nothing else I really loved of the, to have like, I'll say this about Stephen Crowder is is I think he does kind of a hack morning zoo type show, but like he is a talented broadcaster. Like, and sometimes I did find myself like, no, that's an interesting point he's making, but it's just weird to watch that show after watching the Landau Malice interview. It puts a bad taste in your mouth. For sure. And I'll be interesting to see the fallout of future employees because there
Starting point is 01:11:07 was something else. And maybe this was from the dick show that I was listening to today when you were on with him, Christian. But they were talking about how like a dozen other former employees all came out and talked about what a piece of shit Crowder is now difficult to use to work for. Which I mean a lot of people have a problem with their bosses and stuff like that, so I'm not gonna say that that's proof of anything, but it does seem like he's not a fun, pleasant guy to be around.
Starting point is 01:11:33 Yeah, there's a guy who used to be on the show that he would call Gay Jared, who eventually Jared insisted he call him, not Gay Jared, and I'd love to hear from Jared, but I bet that he probably had some kind of NDA, because that was someone who left and was not happy about leaving. I mean, it was not happy about the way things ended. So yeah, a lot of NDAs going around. All right, guys, producer Chris, you've heard me talk about magic mind. It's become an important part of my morning routine and you know what? I gone and messed up. I forgot to pack my magic mines. We went to Philadelphia.
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Starting point is 01:13:56 Bonkers will not work for this one. You can try it. It is time for our... Great job, the week. Great job, the week. Great job, the week. This was sent to me by a lot of different people. This is a show called Whatever Podcast.
Starting point is 01:14:08 And it's these guys who get girls on there and they have like, you know, it's a lot of different guests and they kind of go around the table and they interview everyone and they talk about different issues. And let's just, let's address the elephant in the room here. Ask everyone to rate themselves on the scale of 1 to 10 so let's do that Keyco, okay, we'll start with you go ahead 10 A fat fucking 10 This woman is 300 pounds
Starting point is 01:14:39 Maybe conservatively she's three out of bounds. Maybe 350. I'm just saying that every time I'm just gonna say, I'm like, oh yeah, she's a big one. I'm like, great. Also, she's ugly. She looks like a monster. Her boobs suck. Her hair is terrible. Her outfit is shite.
Starting point is 01:15:01 She's got nothing going for her. And she's sitting in between nothing but smoke shows. So it's kind of a weird thing that's going on. She confused on the scoring system. Is there a comma somewhere in that statement? What was said was said. Okay. I said what I said and I met what I said. Okay.
Starting point is 01:15:31 Period. On skill one to ten. Okay, so that's insane because that was her chance to be like, I'm not like these ladies around me or it's said she's like, oh yeah, I'm a 10th. And the last smoke show throws out an eight because you felt bad. All right. I mean, I'm not perfect. Like merely an eight. I'm perfect like that outfit over there. She went all right. That's my new favorite Bobby Moynihan character. I think that if you really get a catch on. It's also just a bizarre topic because it
Starting point is 01:16:01 seems like they're just going around the room, saying the number and moving on. What's the game? I don't understand. Oh, this show is bizarre. It goes out forever. But I have a little bonus cringe for us because I was watching this clip a little bit. And the first woman who spoke there said she was a ten. It was quite convinced that she was a ten. She's got a theory on how this whole rating scale all came about. Into the mic. Into the mic. I'm sorry I'm sorry. I disagree with the ratings people have given you know where the rating skill comes from
Starting point is 01:16:30 It's supposed to be if you line up 10 random men and you ask them would you And they're gonna say yes, you know, that's originally No, that's not how that's how I'm He came from you know, if you know tell me tell me I'm getting the 10 rating scale. How did you came here? If you know, if you know, tell me. We'll just think about it intuitively if it's 10.
Starting point is 01:16:47 So she goes, the way it works is how many guys out of 10 would fuck you. That would make a lot more tense in the scale. I didn't realize half of women would be 10s if that's the way that works. So I don't have to play the clip, but this guy explains to her like, well, no, like a scale of one to 10 like one's the where's that I guess this kind of a do it of you should probably know that but I guess she didn't you get guys drunk and see if they would fuck you that's the game right I'm a that's the game yeah turns out I'm an 11 one guy fucked me twice to 10. So that's pretty impressive. Guys, I know that it's very hack and I'm being exposed by one Chad Zomak, but I have a
Starting point is 01:17:30 parody song to play. This is a submission from Ben Hilton. It's called Brother Man. It's a parody of Rocket Man. At six years ago At serious excels But I'm going to reinvent myself again I miss my show so much, it was my life Been doing radio since I was 18 years old And I think it's gonna be a long time
Starting point is 01:18:38 Because someone gives me one more chance to shine Not just a board, I pour a gaping hole. Oh, no, no, no, no. I'm a brother, man. Brother, man, servant, budget, watch me far as alone. And I think it's gonna be a long, long time Till I can't claim an audience that's mine I wish that I could just go to the phone
Starting point is 01:19:13 Oh no, no, no, I'm a brother Brother man, brother man Telling you to just leave it alone Oh, thank you very much to Ben Hilton for submitting Brother Man the OP song parody. You know something else I want to address here. I saw it a while ago, but I guess they're back at it again. There's a show called Why are they podcasters? Okay
Starting point is 01:19:47 and With this guy does you familiar with the nope Episodes on YouTube so there's a person who takes opiate of old opian Anthony clips or full episodes And so you can listen to opian Anthony without opi so this person has decided that who are these podcasts would be better listen to Open Anthony without OP. So this person has decided that who are these podcasts would be better? Oh yeah. If I wasn't on it.
Starting point is 01:20:07 And so they literally, literally have a show that is I remove all traces of Carl Hamburger from his own podcast. I am annoyed by Carl's smile talking and general demeanor. So I'm making WDPA vegan experience. And he's literally grabs entire episodes. MetaSycics is the most recent one. Where all you hear is like Eric Zane talking to himself and then a clip happens and Eric Zane's talking about something. So it's a dream come true for Eric. So it's horrifying. Thank you. That's what I was thinking. But I like Eric. I didn't want to say it out loud.
Starting point is 01:20:44 Thank you. That's what I was thinking but I like Eric. I didn't want to say it out loud Anyway, there's your big plug. Why are they podcasting? Do you want to hear this show without me? Yeah, it's hilarious. Listen to my I'm now getting my I'm gonna show really getting our moment to shine today. It's fun I'm gonna get a new show called mute Mike The mute Mike project. I do like that. All right, guys, I have to address this. It's time to mark. Zoom mark. Now, as you know, the last time we talked about Chad, we were showing him getting rip-roaring drunk on his own stream at six o'clock at night and we went, okay, this is getting bad.
Starting point is 01:21:24 He's obviously in a bad place and I don't wanna be the person who piles on, and I'm not going to be, but I do wanna play this because he does his kumius cucks shows on Sundays. And Gino and I were in the chat, and Gino wrote something like, you won't ever have me on your show.
Starting point is 01:21:42 And Chad's like, I will have you on my show. I'll send you a link right now. And Gino Eric texted behind the scenes, and Chad's like, I will have you on my show. I'll send you a link right now. And Gina and I are texting behind the scenes. And he's like, I'm giggling right now. This is hilarious. I'm going to go on Chad's show. And Chad's going, he's not coming on here. He's not going to do it.
Starting point is 01:21:55 This pussy, there's no way. And let me be hold. Gina shows up. And so I have, I am most of the interview. I cut out the stuff where Chad showing photos of Gina Levy's daughter, because I don't wanna show that kind of stuff. And there's some talk around that.
Starting point is 01:22:10 I kinda pulled out. But I don't want you to think that I edited this to make Chad look bad. Chad make Chad look bad. All right, because Gina showed, and listen, I know that not everyone likes Gina. He's at a choir taste like Scott, or Tequila or pussy.
Starting point is 01:22:25 And those are the things that people never enjoy. You know, so I get it. It's not for everyone. But I love Geno as you know, and I thought Geno proved that he's a professional and Chad is a boy amongst men in this whole broadcasting thing. Because I'll just play it and then we can talk about it. You guys ready for some fireworks
Starting point is 01:22:46 Hit like hit subscribe. This will be up later All right, you guys want a Gino Biscante You got them we're hanging out Chad All right, Gino go ahead. Can you hear me buddy? Everyone can hear you. I might just make it now Chad. What is the problem? All I said was she looks nervous I know he's already not having fun with that. I'm gonna say you're so Chad. I have some fun with that Do you know cuz I was like ta da here I am yeah, it's okay, so you're thinking yeah But also jean is now obligated to host I thought he was a guest
Starting point is 01:23:25 You want to ask him a question or something first? Like, no, I just just go. All right, you go. Just now Chad, what is the problem? All I said was my neighbors can hear you. One for one, Chad. Here's my point, buddy. And I've been very supportive of you going on your own.
Starting point is 01:23:42 And I've also called you out. And I can't be completely supportive of you because you've lied about things. But I think the best thing for you, what have I lied about, you know, you lied about cool. No one fucking punched you. No one fucking said this is chat of the straight face. What have I lied about? We made forgot. Yeah. There's a three part series I put out about you two if you need to refresh your course. What time is it? You lied about Kumya. No one fucking punched you.
Starting point is 01:24:10 No one fucking said this is Kumya country. Let me finish one more sentence and then you changed the lie and kept Kumya in and then you said, like a kindergartener, you said, I did it for the sake of the show. It was good radio. Chad, let me compliment you. You're better than that. No, you go. I love it for the sake of the show. It was good radio. Chad, let me compliment you. You're better than that. Now you go. Ha ha ha.
Starting point is 01:24:27 I love it. Fucking perfect. If you want to start on a conversation with Chad, that's the perfect way to do it. You lied. What did I lie about? You lied about getting punched and saying that Anthony Kumia's fans were behind it
Starting point is 01:24:37 or that Anthony was the one who made this happen. Just like you did with Rovers, Morning Glory, and Cleveland. And so you do the same lies over and over again, even though you never get away with that, everyone always finds it out. And what? And then he goes, you go and chance, I'll say good for Gino because it's a weird spot to go like someone to be like, Oh, he'll never come on the show. You come on. And then the guys like, all right, go ahead. You know what I mean? It's a weird position for Gino to be in, but he came out like pretty well. That's what I mean.
Starting point is 01:25:06 That's what I mean. Like, Gino's a pro and he's showing that and he's exposing, I'll use Chad's words. He's exposing Chad. Everybody in podcasting lies, Gino. Nope, I don't lie. Now you get to name one thing I lied about. I don't watch a show.
Starting point is 01:25:20 All right. Okay, no, you said earlier and then Gino lies about this and then Gino said that you're like Kevin and that thing and let me pay you another compliment. Going on your own stream, you can get away from this and you are seeing all the fucking lies, my friend, my former roommate, fucking you, they lied about you when you sat there across from Alex Tubby Engelberg. She's like, yeah, and they pulled a gun on Chad.
Starting point is 01:25:44 That never happened But I didn't defend you because I wanted nothing to do with the lying echo chamber But now that you're on your own chat you can turn over a new leaf and be honest because you're seeing all the lies And you're realizing they lied about me now you need to tell me one thing I lied about one thing I was just admitted you just admitted to me they all lie you just literally said they all lie I said I don't lie. I said, you lied. And now that you're on your own and you're doing a fan,
Starting point is 01:26:09 I don't know if you saw my stream yesterday, but I gave you mad props. Ready for this? I called you the Tony Romo of MLC. I said, you know what's going on. And I said it to 30 people like Chad nailed it. When Pactix and his on, he, the show sucks. Not just because Pactixin is on, he, the show sucks. Not just because Pactixin is a pathological,
Starting point is 01:26:27 psychotic, misogynist liar, but they can't shit on him because they need him to be the hero for breaking my jaw, or which broke me. Chad, you called out Alex Engelbert. She's only on, because Gino used to date her. And then she made a pig of herself and I just say that because it pisses her off and she lies as well but now you again now that I fucking snouted and I'd get that oh my look at you. I just put up a thing. He's out front of himself too. Gino's making point at your point. I know people even in the chat are like oh Gino, Liao's, but what's the what he's saying? Gino is saying everything correctly. Now Gino has a problem with all of Mr. Loves company and he has for a while.
Starting point is 01:27:07 So that's nothing new. But what Gino is doing masterfully here is that he's paying Chad a little compliments in between telling Chad how much he sucks and why he sucks. And also, putting Chad on the spot, like you say this, give me an example. And Chad's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Right.
Starting point is 01:27:23 And by the way, spoiler, Chad will never have an example. And every time Geno asks him a question, Chad, like a coward, just starts reading super checks. Well, one of Chad's main tactics is to talk over people. So those little compliments are actually buying some time. Yes, correct. Very, very smart. Very smart. And Chad can't talk over, Geno, because nobody can. Nobody nobody. I'm pretty sure I just heard Gina lie. He said Chad's doing a great job. So obviously, Gina just lied a second ago. Yeah, good point. I have heard Gino on plenty of podcasts and he often like you know interrupts and gets in the way at times. But like I think he's actually doing a very good job here because like
Starting point is 01:28:01 I said, he's in a weird spot where he's dealing with a baby who's pounding for some reason. Well, also, I love the fact that Chad goes, everybody lies in podcasting and he goes, no, no, no, I don't lie. All those guys in MLC are liars and then Chad with those slow moving wheels in his head goes, see you've just admitted everyone lies.
Starting point is 01:28:21 Are you even listening, Chad? Also, like what are Chad's examples? Like, if you look at the big people in podcast does he think like people listen to like Shane Gilles or Mark Norman or Rogan or whoever? But based on the lies they've told or because like they're interesting or funny people That's a great point because do people exaggerate stories and embellish stories? Yes Chad just makes them up from scratch Yeah, Chad falls up as bicycle and he's like,
Starting point is 01:28:46 yeah, these guys jump me. And then they send me like, yeah, that he could be a, and then they punch me in the face like, no, that's not embellishing a story, Reed Tired. That's just making up a lie. That's the very different. You know, when Joe Rogan was talking about Ivermectin,
Starting point is 01:28:59 that's a lie. It's misinformation is what we've branded it. Lies as well, but now you again. All right, so now we put up the banner, Pettics and punch Gino Biscanti because you know, this is the thing the people who don't like Gino, they all get excited about. And listen, you guys remember I was on this show and I said that he shouldn't press charges. The Gino should drop the charges against past. So I don't know who signed them on in this. I don't really pat should uponst Gino, but I also think that they should just like move on from it. Yeah, that I fucking snouted at I get that. Oh my, look at you smile. And I like the chat
Starting point is 01:29:32 admit it. You're happier now. So fucking all this you're doing with Gina and Bob, this is more so I don't give a fuck about, but this is called karma and fucking he put up pictures. Kevin put up pictures of Keanu no one cared and I said yesterday Uh, and Bob's like well, Gino. I didn't even know that chick existed and I said the day before what you're saying Bob, let me say two words to you Gina. You're fucking welcome because no one's giving out free pictures They're fucking giving the link to a woman who and I will agree with you Chad is more famous than any of us and do 10 million alright, so what they're talking about here is this is the big thing. Chad's been talking a lot about Bob, I believe he stepped on her and she has like 10 million
Starting point is 01:30:13 followers on Instagram. Oh, because she looks like Ariana Grande. And so Chad's trying to say, well, that's a public figure. I can say whatever I want. And it's's like you can shouldn't It's not gonna help your case. It had to say go on so that it's a lot of things you could do. Yeah, it's your friend's daughter Step whatever. Yes, right right. Oh, and by the way, I can't even keep up with all the drama going on in the mlc Obviously, but now Chad's threatening a lawsuit against Kevin
Starting point is 01:30:43 Jesus, which is like such a stuttering John thing to do. It's so laughable. He's talking about defamation, a defamation case. And the funny thing is is that we all know that when he likes to try to do that, and the judge threw it out, it's like no one can harm your reputation more than you have. And basically, I don't think they know about that.
Starting point is 01:31:00 Kevin said the same thing. He's like, what judge is gonna think of the reason I feel like Chads do not. It's insane. Kevin said the same thing is like what's your just gonna think I'm the reason I feel like Chad Zuba All right, so let's continue on with this interview I hope you guys enjoy this as much as I did because I was I was fascinated by this whole after all this garbage chat I'm gonna tell you right now Fucking when I was when things were first getting spicy and you did your own stream and you got hammered and I am not going to yell at you about being hammered on the show.
Starting point is 01:31:26 But when you, who am I? But when you did that, fucking, it was like, it was like great. I called it the real housewives of, well, Keanu called it the real housewives of YouTube. I called it Bandupumb. But when I tried to explain it to comedians and I'm going to, I'm going to name drop here at LOL, whatever. But no one knows. In reality, no one knows this is going on except the 1000 people of which
Starting point is 01:31:48 and by the way, here's to you buddy, I'm not kidding, 400 you got on the other day and they didn't get past 800 and he knows it, he knows it and now I'll finish rambling and let you go, I never lied. And you are seeing all the lies and now you got so caught up in the lying that you finally said, fuck this. And now you can fucking become Chad. Chad the comedian who had a knife, not a gun pulled on him. Who fucking me and you went out and got drunk and ran a fucking carless man see his bar tap.
Starting point is 01:32:17 You can do that again. But you know you lied and watch this, who cares, you're fine. But make sure you keep calling out this bullshit echo chamber that they, like even Brennan admitted yesterday, fucking the real winners, it's not me, it's not you, it's not MLC or Shulie, it's the fucking people in the echo chamber that fucking Brennan just sits there. And I'll say this, God bless Brennan and Levy, they're making great money that they should have made when they were hilarious, but they're doing it at the cost of fucking their integrity,
Starting point is 01:32:49 staring at the super chats and dancing. Now again, I'm done, gonna have my cigar and I'm gonna ask you to say one thing I lied about. I'm gonna ask you to say one thing I ever said bad about anyone's wife when Brennan goes, Gina lies and he talks about shit. Now I'm doing it, never did it. You're a piece of shit and Libby needs to be next
Starting point is 01:33:08 to get out of that hellhole and don't get me wrong. Libby belongs there. Libby belongs there. He's the one who's the very good. Libby can still be saved. Chad was not allowed. Libby can still be saved. No, Libby's just as bad.
Starting point is 01:33:20 If did you forget the Chad was there? Oh my God. You know, the whole time before Chad was speaking, I was like, he's just letting Gino go off on him like this. It's his show. What are you doing, Chad? Dude, this is what I mean. Like, Chad has nothing.
Starting point is 01:33:34 He does not know how to react to any of this. He's not a pro. He doesn't, he's been on the radio. He talks about how he was on the Ellen Cockcho and he should be above all these other people And he's just this is just proof that Gino just like on a whim was like how I'll call him to your show I was like, I hear the link and now he's out here taking it over Right is making Chad dizzy. Yeah, she just know how to react and then finally he's like he's like and I I like Levy and
Starting point is 01:33:59 Chad's like that's the first time Chad was like, oh, I don't like Bob Levy Good one that that was the point you wanted to make after all of those things that you don't just said. Well, he's beefed with everyone. He's propped up on bullshit. So when he's called out on them, one on one, he has nothing to say. He's nothing to add to the conversation.
Starting point is 01:34:17 Yes, he probably doesn't even remember what the beef was. Correct. Yeah, that's right. That's the thing about wires. It's very difficult to keep all the wise straight because it never happened Right makes it very difficult to remember all the shit that was sad and all the things of the angles and stuff like that Which is why Geno could come on here and I don't know Geno well enough to say that like Geno's never played dirty pool or anything like that
Starting point is 01:34:39 I don't know But you could tell that Geno's common enough in what he's done They can come on here and be like what the fuck do you think I ever did, daddy? One I've done nothing to trust me. I love super chatter says. So now now Che goes right to the super chat. Yeah. So now he's going to read this, this super chat.
Starting point is 01:34:56 And this is also another great response for me. Gino, I'll super chat you $100. If you explain how any of Chez lies hurt Bob, Shuley or Kevin, they all profited it off of him. I'll wait. I never, I never, let me say this. Beloved Super Chadder here. So you, but I did I have Chad? Did I ever say they hurt?
Starting point is 01:35:12 I never said your lies hurt Bob, Shuley or Kevin. Is it the definition of a straw man argue? Right. So now they're changing what Geno ever said about it. It's like, we call out Chad for lying, but I was never clutching my pearls like, oh my gosh, think of the children. Oh, we were laughing. How did you say you're beat up in a bar? Yeah. We all just like, ah, you got caught lying idiots. That lie sucks. They're missing the point.
Starting point is 01:35:35 In fact, I'll flip the switch. If you want to send me 200 and say, your lies were great for the show, but they fed, I like the super chat. Proximist says the screamer has a point. They wanted you to lie. The oil can't shit is bullshit. They wanted you to lie. The lies helped the show. They hurt you. Now you're helping yourself by getting the fuck out of there. I would argue. I never said that you heard. I didn't say you hurt them. Dislabeled to huge fan ears. No response. Again, his response is to go right back to the Super Check, as Chad has nothing. He has no response for any of this.
Starting point is 01:36:14 And the thing that is really annoying to me is that now Chad's trying to create this narrative that he lied to help Misery Love's company to help the show out, which was never his intention. It was never his intention to help out the show or anything, whatever happened to him, he's embarrassed by. So he came up with a lie, he didn't want to get caught on, Melton called him out,
Starting point is 01:36:33 and then he had to admit he was lying, and then he made him another lie for that lie. And then he pretends that all of this was done to help out Missy Reloves Company. I believe for the show. Right. Are there clips? Like, I know Chad's big on narrative. So are there clips that would make Chad's narrative
Starting point is 01:36:53 look good? Like is there any point where he goes off for a couple of minutes and yells at Gino? Is this is pathetic? I'm gonna, I'm gonna play the rest of this man. This is super pathetic. This is rough. And it's funny too because as you heard there,
Starting point is 01:37:06 they used to be roommates. These guys have a history. They know each other pretty well. So this isn't just like an internet feud. This isn't me goofing on Maddox or something like that. Like this is... And Chad invited him in. Yes, right.
Starting point is 01:37:19 So this is like picking a fight with a guy at a bar who has to teach you how to fight. It's like inviting a vampire into your house and then being upset. Yeah. He said he didn't just invite him in. He said you wouldn't dare. I there's no way.
Starting point is 01:37:30 Right. Yeah. Whoops. Those teeth aren't so big. Have to end up so wack that on that at all. He's so fucking he hates women. He fucking lied about everything and fucking Brennan. This is the other beautiful thing.
Starting point is 01:37:46 When he went on Brennan show, this is what he said, he's like, well, I hate him because you don't do that. You don't have ex-girlfriends on. He was broken up with that chick seven months. He was living with another girl that he was fucking grooming to live with because he was 10 months behind on his rent. He needed to get out of there. But and Brennan goes, yeah, you don't do that.
Starting point is 01:38:02 Fast forward to a fucking two months later in four cubes, fucking Brennan, Levy, Dixon and my ex Alex Engelberg, because everything they say is hypocritical. And everything that MLC does is coming back now and you are the angel of death for them, Chad. So fucking, stop lying and you haven't, I don't think you've lied since you fucking got out of there, but you lied. You used to lie. You were trying to make the show interesting and good. I'm gonna say this. I don't believe you Yes, that there is a lie you have a license that oh, yeah, I was lying to make the show interesting. Okay, well, I just did damn it
Starting point is 01:38:36 Yeah, what happened to your stutter? Oh, I stutter you're on a roll there for a second there But we're already said he had both lips like Come on prove you. I don't believe you. You don't believe me. I mean, I had a great disagree on this and let's move on. I don't believe you about that. And I fucking, I'm still mad and until you forgive, until you fucking apologize to the boss for dragging his name into it, we can never really be cool.
Starting point is 01:38:59 I mean, it's been nothing but a shithead to me. He piled on. He started it. Stop it. I used to go on a show all the time. He piled up. He started it. Stop it. I used to go on a show all the time. I mean, go to the compound media archives. He used to lie. I'd be on the show laughing with him.
Starting point is 01:39:12 Yeah, there's lots of stuff used to do, Chad. I know. What's really funny there, why I stopped it there, is because he was going to say he used to laugh at my jokes. And then he's like, oh, that's not pretty easily. He might be able to check the receipts on that one. a laugh at my jokes. And then he's like, Oh, that's not pretty, that's pretty easily. I'm just gonna check the receipts on that one. Watching, watching Gino dominate the conversation while Chad stares into the camera reminds me of when Gino used to do in hot water with
Starting point is 01:39:36 Aaron Berg, you know, and Aaron Berg is so funny. But you felt like, oh, maybe he would strike out on his own and be able to talk a little bit more. Oh, yeah, it's hard to get a word in. I advise when you're with Gino, but Chaz, I'm not even trying. No. That's the point I think about this. If people aren't watching this video, let me just tell you that Chad doesn't know what to say.
Starting point is 01:39:55 So anytime that he does start talking, Gino lets him talk. Gino's not talking over him or anything like that, but it's just funny that he changed that into, you know, we used to laugh together. Maybe Gino's getting through them because it was a moment where he's like, no, I'm not gonna lie and say I made an Anthony laugh. I won't do, yeah, right.
Starting point is 01:40:12 Maybe. Maybe you're right about that. You're not answering the question. I don't care what the boy you're lying right now. You're lying right now. You're lying. What am I lying? What did I say?
Starting point is 01:40:24 You piled on, you saw Christy and everybody and all the cucks piled on and you jucked I lying? What am I? You piled on. You saw Christy and everybody and all the cucks pile on and you took exactly when I piled on and pissed you off because I was I don't remember what exactly I was mad about, but I was mad about all the lying in the bullshit and I called you out and with the credit card thing, which I never brought up like I'm tired of people that can't just be honest and you and you can find it because that is got the receipts. Fucking they're all on fucking compound media. Subscribe.
Starting point is 01:40:46 I'm sorry, shame was plugged, but I mean it. I said, and I've had it with Chad because I know you and I'm like, I've had it with Chad. So I'm like, I can't talk about it. I can't talk about it. Then don't talk about it. Then don't talk about it. Okay.
Starting point is 01:40:57 Do you want to click on the clip? And here's your boy Clifford Ritz. He'll be talking shit. Why don't you watch Monday? Why does everyone say I talk shit and say things, but they never show clips and one more fuck you to you, Chad. And this one, I mean fucking God free. Never, I never say the word. And I won't say it here. All right. So what is going to start talking about here? And I just love the ways presenting this and fuck you, Chad, because here's a thing. So basically, Chad's front with this black comic god free and Chad has told god free that
Starting point is 01:41:28 Gino, I don't know if he said that he called him the N word or if he's just used that in a disparaging manner. And I've definitely heard Gino use the N word. Certainly. He's not, he's not doing it in a way that you would think like, oh, this guy wants to murder black people. Is that doing it in a way that you would think like, oh, this guy wants to murder black people? Like, Gido is a very fun loving guy. And he'll explain it right here. I never fucking say it angrily. I don't scream it like your boyfriend, right, Davido, I'm kidding.
Starting point is 01:41:53 We hate him. I don't. I don't. And as a fucking comedian, real comedians, the mud sharks who are wearing fucking army hats, great bit. Fucking, I screen shot at that fucking great real comedian fucking her the only one that can say the word. The you have to attack this word you have to disarm it.
Starting point is 01:42:12 We all want to disarm end words. I just did a hacky panel bit, but I mean it. Okay, so stop telling fucking God free that I run around screaming it when I don't when I go do it right now. Welcome God free to the stream everybody. I'm skinning God free. A few months. Look at that.
Starting point is 01:42:28 And Chad, go back and watch a couple of MLCs until you get aggravated. You laugh now on your fucking thing. I love Ken Moska. By the way, is Moska's okay? Yeah, he's doing better. He's, yeah, he's, he's, he's getting better. Yeah, it's lonely, but watch this.
Starting point is 01:42:43 And when this is over, Moska will fucking be the arbiter of truth because he's a mutual friend of ours. We adore the guy and I guarantee he'll agree with everything both of us are saying, but I will tell you this and Ken will say it. Fucking you laugh more now. You're fucking you were fucking you were fucking getting shit on for the sake of the month. I'm gonna go ahead and disagree with Gino on this one. Like, Chance, he was very upset and disturbed.
Starting point is 01:43:06 He's not having fun with us. So I don't know if that's really the case. But I mean, and that and and look, I apologize for the drunken long rambling speech to unreadable texts I sent you, but I used to get so worked up over that shit and I'm done. I'm over it and I think you are too. I will take I will take my first breath of the day and have a coffee. What? Chad? What? And this is what I also say when Kevin put out Kiano's nudes, he had, I mean, he had a problem with his, uh, Gina, uh, Gina's daughter, who's a celebrity famous. Famous. And she sells her new new so they're talking about Keanu's news Keanu is
Starting point is 01:43:52 Geno's girlfriend lovely woman hung out with her at content house when we're hanging out in Florida And so they're talking about so all the sudden were all these things are being said to Chad and Chad's like yeah I know that the Kevin did so now Chad's just like talking about Kevin Brunner for some reason which is not the Thing that we're talking about here at all, for some reason, which is not the thing that we're talking about here at all. But every time Chad talks, you get the feeling he's hoping that Gino's gonna interrupt him and go back to talking for three straight minutes. Because he can't quite get his point out. He's like, and he has no points.
Starting point is 01:44:17 He has no points. Yeah. That's the thing. He does a whole show dedicated to hating on me and Gino and Kumi and Chrissy and Aaron and then we was confronted with anyone. He has nothing to say. So I mean, I don't know. For me, there's definitely a double standard there. But listen, Ke, Gino, I had you on because I wanted to hear you out, but you're going to lose all credibility. If you go on your show Monday and just start talking shit about me again, You're gonna lose all credibility. Yeah. So that's the only thing Shes come up with so far.
Starting point is 01:44:47 Yeah. If this thing happens in the future that probably won't, but I'm predicting it will, then I'll be mad at you and you'll lose credibility. What a bitch thing to say. What a projection. What a projection, yeah. What a bitch thing to say.
Starting point is 01:45:00 By the way, just so you know, you know, you're doing okay on this show, but if you do something on your show tomorrow that hurts my feelings. Right. What? I don't I don't even understand the claim though. Like if Gino went on his show on Monday and was like, yeah, I went on with Chad and he barely said a word and kind of just
Starting point is 01:45:16 mowed it when people be like, say your source, Gino, I'm not sure I'm buying this. Right. So he's basing that on this super chat from Clifford Hrets because Chad doesn't have a original thought in his head. I'm buying this right so he's basing that on this super chat from Clifford Hrets because Chad doesn't have a Original thought in his head so he says Gino will be talking shit about you on Monday show and so it's like Okay, so a super cheddar told you was gonna happen to the future and you're already blaming Gino for it That's dumb. That's pretty stupid. I just got a couple more and by the way Tony Mazar I didn't get him fired stop with that fucking lie and Mazar fucking there's a clip of him screaming, I just got a couple more. And by the way, Tony Maezer, I didn't get him fired.
Starting point is 01:45:45 Stop with that fucking lie. And Maezer, fucking, there's a clip of him screaming that I was at a fucking AC comedy club screaming the N word. I don't think I can be friends with Tony anymore because he's another fucking liar like the MLC thing and this is where he fucked up. He's like, well, you know what, this, this lying shit works. So let me get on board on that.
Starting point is 01:46:02 You fucked up Tony Maezer, you fucked up. And I know that's not Tony Maezer, because I respect Tony enough to know that Tony Maezer wouldn't use a fucking picture like that. And Jules David, I'll say again, is the fucking champ, not the South Jersey Tag Team Champion, but the fucking champ. Okay, and the other thing, you're like the Stoney's Guy came out to fucking beat me up. Lie, lie, lie the other thing, you're like the stonies guy came out to fucking beat me up. Lie, lie, lie. Did Chad leave?
Starting point is 01:46:29 Because I'll go. I can't carry this whole thing. I love that. Like, did he just leave his own stream? I get it. That was really good. See, that was funny. That was an act of it.
Starting point is 01:46:39 That was an act of it. You shouldn't have said you did on purpose because it was gold. But Chad, look, I'm gonna go. You can talk about me off air, and plus I'm boring Clifford. But Chad, keep doing this. You're having fun and I'm telling you, keep watching the lies and you're fucking learn to be like, I'm done with these. And look, I'll even give you credit.
Starting point is 01:46:58 Whatever hyperbole bits you were doing, you'll realize they're fucking bullshit and fucking stop being a victim which you did the second you left everyone's a victim. Oh, you fucking promoted my fucking millionaire daughter stream. Oh Poor me shut up in your mom's dead get over it. My parents have been dead forever. She's my Christ Yeah, we covered a lot. Yeah, Chad's trying to play the victim card now. He's like they're talking about my mom And and how she was a whore. It's like well, that's what you told that, Chad's trying to play the victim card now. He's like, they're talking about my mom. And how she was a whore. It's like, well, that's what you told them, Chad. And they weren't doing research.
Starting point is 01:47:29 We all enjoyed that anecdote. Yeah, right. Exactly. Don't offer something up. I've listened enough Howard Cernan open Anthony to know that if you tell something about your past, it's going to be used against you. That's right.
Starting point is 01:47:40 Yeah. Yeah. Like, what was Jim Norton's thing? You like to like P.S. Pants or his buddy would P.S. Pants and he would like put his face on it sniff it or something like that It's like as soon as you tell that story That's gonna be something people remember and could possibly use against you No, no, we'll keep it priceless or a good trend
Starting point is 01:48:02 All right, so I just want to play the aftermath because just how Chad handles after Gino leaves. I think it's also the way. All right, so there you go, Chad. I'm going to let you be. All right. I mean, look, I respect what you're doing here, but I will never get over until you apologize to the boss for that fucking lot. You know what?
Starting point is 01:48:20 Let me fucking stop that. I don't need to white knight for him. The boss is fine. I'm shutting the fuck up, but I think you lied about that, and that was worse shit. Keep doing this. You're the man.
Starting point is 01:48:29 Anything else? I'm out. Anything. There you go. And by the way, the picture you show of me, fucking, that's a terrifying picture. And I'm gonna tell you something, not at all Photoshop.
Starting point is 01:48:39 Terrify. All right, we're out, guys. Oh, I could have streamed this to my audience. All right, anything else? Do your plugs. Just kidding. Ha ha ha. Pull the cool me on ya.
Starting point is 01:48:50 That's what you get, Gino. Pairty did his plug. Dude, that's an L for Chad. That entire segment, like I said, I don't know how to couple of things, just cause I don't wanna dox anyone. But this idea that Chad got run over by a truck. He was on a tricycle.
Starting point is 01:49:09 And the truck just plowed through him. You never check. And he tossed the keys to Gina. Like, yeah, go ahead and drive that truck. I'm not even gonna, you know what? I'm gonna kick the tricycle over. I'm not even gonna move. I'm just gonna lay down right here on the freeway.
Starting point is 01:49:23 And Chad's whole thing is he didn't start this. Everyone just started coming after him. And I have to remind Chad because he forgets that he decided to go after Chrissy Mayor in a weird stalker-ish way where he devoted his entire Patreon to Chrissy and her boyfriend and calling them out non-stop. And not like a fun way like I used to like talking about our podcast, sucking or a comedy comedy soccer nothing he does is fun yeah I know he did it in a very personal weird way they're like do you have a crush on Chrissy sure seems like everybody didn't he start shooting it wasn't he like incestantly emailing you or something well no the way he started shit with me was by coming on my show being
Starting point is 01:50:03 terrible and then going on and saying that he was trolling me on my show after he had begged to come on the show. And then he goes, yeah, you know, I just had to go on a troll car on a show. Good one. Good one. So we showed no respect for me. Right. But that's still starting it with you. Exactly. We thought that was going to happen, huh? I mean, you know, back to being your ass. I them that. Yeah, I said he wasn't going to he did Yeah, you were wrong again. Who's I gonna have this head like I'm gonna kick your ass for apologizing the Anthony I will never ever ever apologize to that guy. He's been nothing but shitty to me this past year It's not happening, but do you see the difference though, Chad?
Starting point is 01:50:44 I'm not saying you know anyone in the apology, I don't think it would matter. I don't think Anthony gives a shit. No, I don't know why she was asking for that. But do you see what the difference is between Anthony goofing on you for being a failed comedian and a loser? I love the pathological loser, Kevin. Call him a pathological loser.
Starting point is 01:50:59 Like that's perfect. It was good. But do you see the difference between Anthony calling you a pathological loser and calling you out and you making up a story About the guy from stonies about Anthony Kumya and them sending goons are they themselves coming to beat you up? Very different right and chess like well, I mean Quint Pro quo you know what are you gonna do? Like no, these are different things asshole. I don't think Chad is a very good He's not good at reading people obviously because even going back to the start of
Starting point is 01:51:26 This episode where he's like, oh, there's no way Gino come on. It's like I don't know Gino as well as you I wouldn't I don't watch a lot of his stuff But he does not strike me as a guy that would be like petrified to go up against Chad Zuma So I don't think he's good at reading anyone. No, right. Like because Chad thinks like himself all the time. And that's why when he was goofing on me when I was doing the stand-up show in Rochester, and I was bringing up Anthony and Chad Pazzi was like, Oh, were you nervous, Carl? Were you nervous around Anthony? I'm like, did I look nervous?
Starting point is 01:51:56 What's the other? What are you talking about? So when Chad said stuff like, he would never come on this show and confront me, that's how he thinks. Right. He wouldn't do that. He's the plus. Right. Gino's not the plusy. Chad't do that. He's the pussy. Gino's not the pussy. Chad's the nervous little girl in the corner.
Starting point is 01:52:08 Chad's the one who's scared who I suppose on his little army helmet, play army. Now, with his little munchark helmet, which I got, I love, um, Carlos new character. We'll talk about that in a second. But first, at the very end of this episode, so when I had done on Sunday, I don't normally do this, but the episode we recorded on Saturday
Starting point is 01:52:26 that I put out on Sunday, we did a segment on Chad getting blackout drunk on his show. And I was able to produce a video of that and edit the video of that and get that up on YouTube for me to check out. So that was up for about an hour before Chad started his show. So at the end of his show, he's like, oh, let's watch this new WATP episode. So I was like, oh cool, he's gonna actually watch me goof on.
Starting point is 01:52:48 Let's see how that goes. Yeah. So where are we? Who are these podcasts? It's the button that looks like it's a chat pass. It's out on his show, a new low for Chad. I mean, it's just like, oh, I didn't see that one coming, Karl. I didn't see you, Karl.
Starting point is 01:53:11 We never saw that one coming. Who knew you were gonna cover me? Drunk on my show. Who knew? Not creative enough for Chad. Who knew that was gonna happen? That's what my note is here. I was supposed to find B-sides or something.
Starting point is 01:53:29 Is that a paper not for you? If you just humiliated yourself with the internet. And then he's like, oh, the headline. Guess what Carl's gonna make fun of me, humiliating myself. You got us, Chad. You got us. Yeah, I thought I was a zin gang. It would actually be a wedding fuck. I'm sure Chad you got us. Yeah, I go into space. I thought I was a zinke. It would actually, it would be funny.
Starting point is 01:53:45 I'm sure Chad would never make this point. If you didn't talk about that, he would never say that you're afraid to talk about him now or something like that. Yeah, no, no matter what I do, that's the thing that's not genuine about Chad. And I know there are people who follow him now, but I don't think it'll last very long
Starting point is 01:54:03 because it reminds me of the political commentary on the centering John show. And you lose me when you say, Democrats are always right, Republicans are always wrong. Or if you say Republicans are always right, Democrats are always wrong. Like, chads old thing is everything I do, everything Geno does, everything Chrissy does, everything Anthony does sucks. So no matter what we say or do, he's like, that's dumb. It's like, I give credit where credit's still.
Starting point is 01:54:27 Right. I think that's one of the things where I goof at people who suck. And there's not a lot of good things going on with OP or Chad. But if they do something good, I'll commend them on it. OP doesn't trust any politicians. That's a hot day.
Starting point is 01:54:41 Chris, don't get us taking off YouTube. So it's not getting criticism. Sorry. But you know what I mean though? Chris don't get us taking off YouTube. So it's not get Chris. Sorry But you know what I mean though where Chad's angle is always that I'm doing it the wrong way Yeah, but yeah, exactly if I didn't goof on this like what am I doing? It's my main low-cow right now. Just give him this one. Well nice curveball. Yeah Could you imagine I give him moly good? All right, I'm not gonna hit on that one, Chad We'll try harder buddy. Nice curve ball Carl. Holy shit. Did you throw me off? It's right down the plate isn't it just as easy to say hey?
Starting point is 01:55:16 Wow making kind of Carl that whoa, what a risk. Well, no shit. This guy has no idea what he's doing He's terrible at this He's not good at goofing on people. He's not a good comedian. He's not a good third mic You just saw how bad he was when he was confronted by someone on the show when he interviews people he sucks at it He's terrible and all of these things he's trying to do wow Let's watch the magic of that one figure out a picture in a picture Yeah, I took a second there and that's a perfect segue. It's time to mock zoom walk. They're bits called mock zoom mock over my
Starting point is 01:55:56 I think genius. F**king genius Carl. How did you come up with that? Cardiff did. The potato came up with that one. He's submitted it when I asked people to submit there. What? J. Go see one. Again, it's just so easy to reverse what Chad is doing. Oh, Chad's come back to that is genius. How does you come up with that, Chad? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:56:17 And that's a good comeback there, Chad. Wow, you got me. He's not saying anything. Yeah, we're gonna say Rive's his box. He's playing you and being like wow good one Carl It's time to mock zoom mock That's oh cuz mock sounds like zoo that's fucking great. What a benchmark that you got there pal Yeah, the basement that's the lowest level of my house
Starting point is 01:56:49 The cute find me for owning a house now. It's almost as well Stand up doing a show called sit down, you know, so really yeah, you know, there's not that much creativity out there Chad we Well, that was that misery loves company and I put that on a patreon with the video too if you want to watch it We, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, True lies would be a funnier dad guy. He did shine a line on the Walmart and Delmiabry. So let's let's keep that in mind. He's retired that bit Christian look just just because you don't want to play free bird anymore. It doesn't mean I don't still love it. Okay Holy shit that should be the thing when you go to see Chad you got a yellow Delmiabry wall bars the thing when you go to see Chad you got a yellow Delivery wall bars.
Starting point is 01:57:44 And the wall my first thing to do is bet. Wait, do Carl do Carl. Yeah, well they do do that. Like Chris and Andy. Oh, here we go. A lot has happened this past week. And also I want to point out that when he does the Carl laugh in Prussian, people enjoy that, but wait until I laugh.
Starting point is 01:58:03 Like literally I just played the jingo and I'm like, all right, a lot has happened. And he's like, what? Can you get caught up on? Oh, yeah. Yes, this is things are continuing to be interesting in this universe. If it weren't, I wouldn't be talking about it. Yeah. So we're going to start off.
Starting point is 01:58:21 Kevin Brennan goes on his show Thursday morning. He does a solo show. And he's on there, just talking about whatever. And I super chat with him because, because why goofing on chat. Oh my God, it was so crazy. YouTube and he's new to podcasting. It's like you've been doing all this shit for years. That would be, no, this is what's great is you could pause them and just say exactly. I Wasn't trying at it. I wasn't putting effort into it. I Wasn't going out of my way To make it bigger. I was just by the way. I just want Chad to know he makes fun of the ice of Telester being a band for over 20 years
Starting point is 01:58:55 I'm not even trying in the ice of house. I don't even want it to be a good band I don't want it to succeed. I mean, I waste a lot of my time trying not to succeed at things the petty puke water clause I believe it to succeed. I mean, I waste a lot of my time trying not to succeed at things. The patty puke water clause, I believe it really is. It's one of those no vocals. I've said this many times and it goes without saying. But to say that something you've put so many hours into is something that you're not trying to do makes you a loser. Yes.
Starting point is 01:59:16 Chad, you've had a YouTube channel for years and you're like, yeah, but I wasn't trying to make it a good channel. Well, then you're a loser. Right. What are you doing? What are you doing? He clearly doesn't even try to stare. Oh, so this is your you doing? What are you doing? He's not trying to stay sober. He's not trying to stay sober. He's not trying to stay caught. Yes. I'm not trying to be coherent. Well, it's also sad. It kind of bums me out that people
Starting point is 01:59:38 are giving Chad false hope because everyone following Chad and watching these videos is doing it ironically on some level because they hate you with a hate Aaron or whatever. So where they hate Chad and they're laughing. Yeah. So number one answer. Chad's not learning that there is a skill to what you do. He thinks you can just play someone's content and be like, am I right folks? You don't have to make any. Yeah Oh yeah, this gets worse. Yeah, thank you Mike. Thank you for pointing that out because this is the thing is that he's trying to rip off my format. He can't do it.
Starting point is 02:00:10 He's terrible. This is why I kicked him off my own show because he's not a funny guy off the copy. He hasn't learned. He's not going to roasting. He's not going to roast jokes. We've proven that. Chad watching this video is like if that show mystery science theater 3000 if the robot sat there and went, uh-huh.
Starting point is 02:00:23 Oh, Peele. Wow, look at that. That's so fucking stupid. Did you? Hold on, that was so good part coming up. Yeah, right. Yeah, shh, shh, shh. I wasn't trying at it.
Starting point is 02:00:35 I wasn't putting effort into it. I wasn't going out of my way to make it bigger. By the way, a year from now, when he's still hasn't gotten anywhere in life, it'll be the same thing. Now I'm trying. Now I'm actually trying to make it bigger. And by the way, a year from now, when he's still hasn't gotten anywhere in life, it'll be the same thing. Now I'm trying. Now I'm actually trying to make this. I meant this July, I was just floating around.
Starting point is 02:00:53 Yeah, I had a YouTube channel. Yeah, I had all that stuff, but I wasn't trying out any of it until you started coming out and go, Chad. That's when I was like, all right, put some effort into this. Yeah, start anytime. Be talking about. So I super chatted by buddy all right, I'll put some effort into this. Yes, start anytime. Be talking about. So I super chatted, kept my buddy, Kevin,
Starting point is 02:01:09 you know, we're buds now. And turn on you. This is Chad goes, he'll turn on you. Kevin and I are not actually friends. That was a joke. I've been on a business company one time. I'll be out again next week. But that was a joke.
Starting point is 02:01:20 I don't think I'm friends with Kevin. Chad, sniped streaming, Kevin's stream and watching this all go down. So I'm kind of glad I watch it because I don't know, it was funny. And then the fact that, uh, Kevin's talking about the video that I put out about, Missouri Post Company and he's saying, I'm glad I watched it. And you can see here that who are these podcasts giving five bucks, give Chad a break, you just starting.
Starting point is 02:01:44 Oh, you got me. Oh, my God. Carl, it's a funny. Uh, Carl. Uh, Jules David. Yeah, I mean, single fucking joke, Chad. What are you doing? Yeah. Yeah. Even if you're not trying your missing out point, he's not trying. Yeah. I mean, let's say, well, is what I super-channel the Kevin the greatest thing is I'm not trying your missing out point. He's not trying I mean, listen Well, it's what I super chatted to Kevin the greatest he has ever happened in comedy. No But for Chad did not have any
Starting point is 02:02:14 Rebuddle to that a response to it was pathetic But I'm still very excited about this and I'm like I can't wait till he gets to the part where Chad passes out on his show and all of us Me producer Chris Andy were all like oh we get to the part where Chad passes out on his show and all of us may produce a Chris Andy were all like, we're not laughing. We're like, this is bad. This is not good. I kind of wanted to see how Chad would react to that. But it turns out Chad is a giant pussy because that's as far as he gets to. I'm going to kill. I'm going to kill.
Starting point is 02:02:40 I'm going to kill. I'm going to kill. I'm going to kill. I'm going to kill. I'm going to kill. I'm going to kill. I'm going to kill. I'm going to kill. He's drunk on camera. Oh my God. Ha ha ha ha. I'm gonna hit you. It's not even what we did.
Starting point is 02:02:48 Yeah, it was the one time we weren't laughing. You should, yeah, you should actually watch that video, Chad. I might wake you up a little bit. So I'm sure it'd be a little bit painful for you. Isn't that funny? He brings it on. Watches the first 30 seconds. Realizes he's bad at this.
Starting point is 02:03:00 And then he goes, all right, I'm done with this. Good, good bit. Good segment there. Chad, I'm not bad. Like Christian said, that's the, what's what makes it cool? Guys, I want to bring on and I'm, I'm very happy that he's back. I was worried about him. He had, I believe COVID-19, we're all concerned. Never know with Mr. Potato. He's hot. He's out of control. HiTrayon.com slash Cardiff Electrape,
Starting point is 02:03:52 or youtube.com slash at Cardiff Electrape. Cardiff, welcome back to the show. Thank you. How are you feeling, buddy? Better, much better. Don't have all my energy back, but it better. Gosh,. How you feeling, buddy? Better, much better. I don't have all my energy back, but it better. Gosh, I hit you hard. Do you mind making a Christian blind my card of sandwich, please? Oh, yeah. Where do you want to
Starting point is 02:04:12 be between those two studs? You got it, buddy. Oh, no, that would, oh, that's good to view up here. We're playing the old game show Tic Tac Doe right here. Yeah, that's a good, that's right here. I'd like to complain about the bread on the sandwich. All right, the reason why I brought you on, Cardiff is because you have a new character and I want to play. I was watching Tuky. Yes.
Starting point is 02:04:40 So watching his show the other day and Used to have the SJ pop up Somewhere Oh, I thought this is maybe that's Jay pop it. This is well, I'll just I'll let this half of it You guys don't do it don't go all right, Ted gets way too loud. I have to lower him a little bit maybe Will he turn? Okay, I'm gonna lower him a little bit. Maybe. Will he turn today? Okay, I'm going to lower him a little bit.
Starting point is 02:05:06 Okay, without further ado, here is my friend, the Chad Zubber. Oh, hi. I haven't really come up with a voice yet, so I'll just use this one. Oh, that voice is fantastic. Hello, Chad Zubber. How are you? I'm hoping that today, the three of us can definitely change the narrative. Oh, oh fantastic. Yes, we shall change the narrative today.
Starting point is 02:05:31 Spitting image. So I believe that's the same as the SJ pop-up. I could be wrong about that. But you got the glasses and the mud shark army helmet on helmet on the poppet just got to breathe a little harder. You got the ear pods nice I'm gonna show you one more clip of this because there's a zoom in on your your helmet I mean you went all out to make this as authentic as possible. Yes, do you like my helmet? I love your helmet my helmet did not show up yet. It's still on it's to be delivered today Wow, that is a tremendous, mud shark sticker. Thank you. I put a lot of work into this bullshit.
Starting point is 02:06:09 Wow. We're, so this is literally, what shark is that? Is that like a hand-of-art barricard character? Something. Pirate sticker sets of sharks. That would be a pirate shark. It's fucking insane. It's quite a world you've built here, Carl.
Starting point is 02:06:29 Oh, wow. I can't take all the credit. I'm thinking of Jabberjaw, Carl. Jabberjaw's who I was thinking. It looks like Jabberjaw. Thank you, Christian. I appreciate that. So that's your new character.
Starting point is 02:06:41 You get to work out a better voice for that. Yeah. Did two shows with him today? Two streams today already. And still working on the voice. It's getting insane. This is getting insane. So what I'm hearing now, and maybe you know more about this
Starting point is 02:06:54 than I do, is that this snipe streaming or stream sniping, I've used both that I've been corrected. Apparently that's against YouTube's terms. People are saying and that people are going to start getting shut down for doing that. Do you hear anything about that? I think if you just put up their stream, that's a problem. I don't twitch, shut a lot of those down where they would just rebroadcast another stream. But if you're on there, you're on screen the whole time. I don't know. I don't think so. All right. All right. Well, we'll see. We'll see what happens. I think people are upset with. All right. Well, we'll see. We'll see what happens.
Starting point is 02:07:25 I think people are set with Chad with re-broadcasting, miserable as company and by people, I mean, miserable as company. But this morning's dream. So yesterday on Chad's stream, remember, Chad watching MLC talking about Chad, it's yes. Okay. So yesterday, Kevin said that Chad has never said anything funny. So Chad rhymed off three videos Specifically that prove he is funny
Starting point is 02:07:52 So luckily I recap them I recap them all this morning if you want to watch Kind of went through to see if we found any any funny. I saw some of that So I saw you were like let's see if we can watch these videos without laughing Yes, and I believe you were a successful. I believe we did. Well, that's snow spoilers, Carl, but I don't know. Well, we're checking out for yourself. And there was a bonus video. We brought in a bonus video. And in this bonus video, I think we learned many of the origins of the Dale Marbury joke. Oh, really? What's one of the origins of the
Starting point is 02:08:20 Dale Marbury joke? Well, I did some stupid fake all the grocery store commercial and so many of the lines in that video, that two minute video are lines that he put right into the Dale Marbury. Oh, I think I've seen that actually. You're right. You know, no shirt, no shoes, no service. No, at this place, you could be the general manager after a week. Yeah, no shoes, no shoes, no service. The Hornet spray was in there.
Starting point is 02:08:43 Yeah. Jesus Christ. it's hilarious. So, yeah. Heck! Ha! Ha! All right, I've been keeping our lovely review girl, Mrs. Johnson waiting way too long.
Starting point is 02:08:57 I'm gonna refer to her as Mary Bath, because people don't like when our review girls are married. Hey! How's it going, Mary Bath? Good. What's wrong? You seem disoriented. Well, I was trying to see if I could change. It's Brian drugging you.
Starting point is 02:09:10 There we go. No, he should be. Tell us the dirt. Tell us the dirt of our Brian Johnson, I demand it. I don't know. Right? I tried. Anyway, I brought you on because it's time
Starting point is 02:09:24 for We Missed a week while we missed it episode But it's time to get back to everyone's favorite game show We have a brand new to catch an alien and Cardiff. I got to say the deck is stacked against you my friend There's a lot of players today. I can win this one. This one's easy Christian, have you played this game before? I have. I won once, so I'm not going to be a first timer. But look, I'll go last and take whichever one you guys don't take. It's fine.
Starting point is 02:09:52 I'll still do that. Don't be the $1 guy on Wheel of Fortune. Yeah. That's the strategy of that. My sister-in-law won the Showcase Sodaown, basically, on that $1 truth. Is that true? Yeah, she won pretty sure. Right.
Starting point is 02:10:07 Okay. So you can tell Cardiff's not from America that he referred to it as Wheel of Fortune. Is that the Canadian version? The Maple Leaf show. I've seen that. That's great. It's time for everyone's favorite game show to catch an alien. Are you ready to play to catch an alien? First order, you will not be sorry. Link is in the description below. They look at you and look at your past. Realize that in
Starting point is 02:10:44 the beginning You weren't just basing your whole entire life on modeling. You were doing IT all this other all kinds of stuff and modeling whereas You see a lot of people now. That's all they do and then they depend on that and then say it doesn't work out the next thing You know, you know drugs addiction or you're doing whatever crazy stuff you know, to get ahead. So that's kind of, that's an important thing to that you mentioned, you know. What did Tommy say next? Here are your choices. Number one, did you ever have an only fans? Do you ever have an only fans? Me!
Starting point is 02:11:25 Some call it diversification. I like to call it multiple streams of income. Next, if all you ever do is hammer nails into a tree. Eventually the tree dies. For don't put all your eggs in one basket. Lastly, I met a few models that just couldn't do it anymore for whatever reason. To catch an alien. I go first and I'm just gonna go with, what I think is the funniest one, nails in a tree.
Starting point is 02:12:11 I'm going number three on that one and I will go in order of how I'm looking at this. So blind, Mike, gear your next. The diversification one, that sounded confusing enough to be, I don't even remember what it was. Multiple streams versus multiple streams Yeah, that's number two. All right. What do you got Christian? I'm gonna say only fans number one
Starting point is 02:12:31 Okay, very good Mary bath. I'm going with the eggs in the basket Okay, I love it and then we have producer Chris Well shit, I wrote down for, but we can't have card of winning. No, no, it's okay. I'm going five. Go on five. I said, now we have everyone. Everyone has one of them. Here we go. You don't have to do that, by the way. Raise the stuff to, you know, to get ahead. So that's kind of, that's an important thing to, that you mentioned, you know, don't just put all your eggs in one basket, right? Oh, you're not allowing to do it, but you know, have other things going on to also mature
Starting point is 02:13:12 you. Congratulations. Yes. Yes. This is Johnson. Very well done. And oh, let's see what this model has to say. That's a little.
Starting point is 02:13:22 Yeah. Yeah. Let your job cannot be your identity, you know, with anything. I think I figured out who stole Chaz up her lip. Oh my gosh. She's hoarding down the U Monster. You know. They do look a little deflated though. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:13:42 Oh, with anything. That's all for this time. Come back next time to see if you have the model power. I really can't come up with any more of these things. It's a cat. Brought you by Subreddit Surfing Wednesdays at eight. Start it now. you by subreddit surfing Wednesdays at eight. Start it now. I'm just noticing the Wednesdays. I'm gonna have to go out there. So I have to point to it. All right, so now, subreddit surfing is Wednesdays at 8 o'clock on the subreddit surfing
Starting point is 02:14:21 YouTube channel. You are now the official pre-show. Yes, we're the leading, as they say. So if you guys don't do good ratings, you're like, yeah, we're fucking leading. It's right. Right. They're still booing us. That's the problem right there.
Starting point is 02:14:37 All right. What have we done today? A lot. Yeah, enough. We've done it all. We obviously covered louder with Crowder more so than we probably should have. I never once talking about it right now, but I thought that was a fun thing to get into. The one-ever podcast and
Starting point is 02:14:55 a gorilla on it, which is different. Ben Hilton with a song parody, Chad gets cocked on his own show. Cubius Cox should be called Chad gets cocked on his own show. Kumi is Cox. Should we call Chad getting cocked on his own show? By G.A. She'll let one of us call it every week and just tell one of these is Shitty's and it's a their a-dakin. It's pretty funny for her, Matt.
Starting point is 02:15:17 So that means time for everyone's favorite part of the show. The T.A. is the team. The team. The team. The team. The team. The team. This is part of the show. We tease the podcast that we'll be reviewing on the next episode of where these podcasts. Or will we?
Starting point is 02:15:33 I don't know what we're doing yet. Vinnie's going to be over here on Saturday. We'll have a brand new episode for everyone. I haven't picked out one yet. Keep the suggestions coming in the discord and the email and all those places. The people suggest different podcasts for us. So listen to do I do always appreciate that. Blind Mike Geary Blind Mike.net is where you can go to find all the things you're up to and you're up to a lot of things these days. Some say too many. If you would be so kind as to follow Blind
Starting point is 02:16:02 Mike project on YouTube that's where I post Blind Mike Project and why you laughing episodes. And we just put up a clip from last week's episode where we talked about Richard O'Jeta laying the smackdown on the US Senate, which was very fun. So check that out. And the great Kirk Minahein was on Why You Laughing This Week. We have bonus episodes on the Patreon if you want to subscribe and you get regular episodes a week early and all those links are blindmike.net.
Starting point is 02:16:29 So check it out. Yeah, I just listened to Arty Lang was the feature on Why Are You Laughing? Yes. I don't know if that's available to everyone yet. I don't know if I listen to that on the. The regular Arty Lang episode is, and then we did a mini episode that Christian referred to
Starting point is 02:16:44 of Arty's appearance on Joe Buck live, which was a train week. Excellent. So very good. And then Christian, black coming off your very successful appearance on the DIC show. Is that what you're promoting today or DIC show of events? Or is there more? You can find me on the latest episode of the DIC show, but you can also subscribe to
Starting point is 02:17:04 my YouTube channel, black cast BLA DTC-A-D-T-C-A-S-T, and we do an audio version of that show, also spelled, Blackcast, B-L-A-D-T-C-A-S-T. And I'm still on Twitter at ChristianDMZ. Go ahead, send me a message. It's cool. Yeah, check out Blackcast. You get some great guests on there. You've won a name drop.
Starting point is 02:17:20 I'll let you. Well, thank you. I have had guests that include Don McLean, the guy who did American Pie. Also, John Lovitz, Dana Carvey and Carl Hamburger also made an appearance. Drop and the rest. Well done. Christian, thank you so much for coming out of your insights on Stephen Crowder,
Starting point is 02:17:42 having actually worked with them. I very much appreciate that. It was a lot more fun than I thought it was going to be and I also had thought it would be a lot of fun. God, I'm glad to hear that. And what what does your thing say right now? Hold on, I got a zoom in on this. Christian blows coats is the name of Carl. That's between me and the goats. And Carl was talking earlier that he knows the age of consent for goats and all 50 states. Leave me.
Starting point is 02:18:15 I cross reference with him anytime that I know the count number 48. I don't go all the way to Hawaii in Alaska with that kind of information. He's a little song to memorize them. Alright. Do you know it again? Alright. It's kind of like memorizing state capitals. It's like, come on in the song. It's 16 in Oregon.
Starting point is 02:18:39 It's 17 in Oregon. That's something to catch a goat fucker next week. That is not good. I'm gonna get right into reviews if we have any new reviews Mary Beth. Well, I have one. I'm not sure it's from April 10th, so I don't know if it's been Her going up. April 10th. We must have newer reviews and that. What? I could go on. God. All right. Oh, no, there are lots. I've just ignored I don't know Brian gets up before me, so All right. I've just ignored. I don't know Brian gets on for me. So I'll blame Brian. But I think it's a fake one. It's a fitting. It's a fitting one. It's W ATP is less than WATFs. I grew that. Early episodes were great. Podcast has slowly creep downhill for me, and I rarely listen anymore.
Starting point is 02:19:46 But I really enjoy his newer show, who are these socials. The co-host is actually funny. They have great chemistry and actually roast content rather than focus on peripheral food tank. I swear I didn't write this. Can I just say, like, you can go ahead and put that rating on, who are these socials?
Starting point is 02:20:04 So you like it, you have to bash who are these podcasts? This isn't a contest to say like which of my shows do you like the best? I'm just But what is this peripheral pool tank? Which of the shows they of yours they like the least? Yeah, I know that's what I'm known as like, dude. I would say is that like a one-star review? Mary-Man, that's a four-star. All right.
Starting point is 02:20:26 Okay. That's close. That's a very impressive. I don't listen anymore. Maybe it's okay. Here's four-star's. Thanks, buddy. Appreciate it.
Starting point is 02:20:35 All right. We're going to hit some voice. If anybody wants to head off, we've been running long. So I don't want to keep anyone. I appreciate all of you. It's time. Subreddit surfing in 28 minutes. Alright.
Starting point is 02:20:47 Bye, Cardiff. Check out the Suburred at Serving YouTube channel for that. Alright. Hit some voice mail here. Well, I know GoFuck yourself is a dick master send thing. I'm telling you to go fuck yourself. Okay, it's not some cutie fucking sign off. It's me telling you to go fuck yourself
Starting point is 02:21:06 I'm not fucking confused and if you're confused this is in reference to a voice line left Three or four weeks ago and just catching up now Give them a very busy man fucking fuck to that hole go fuck yourself Sorry, I miss a turp and that as a term of a deerman, I didn't realize. My bad. Fuck you Carl, you don't be calling me. I told you for whom I'm not hungry. I've called you before, bro.
Starting point is 02:21:35 You never play my shit because I'm probably cooking on Patreon. You can't connect you. But I always knew that show. I was here with a bunch of bullshit, bro. I told you I got a picture of that letter. I said it for a second. The clips, they cut the clips too quick. They interrupt the clips. They do not show the old stuff. You got like a smoke screen in this throw. And it's a little fucking a good enough mic to make that feel like you
Starting point is 02:21:59 did in the studio and not on a computer mic. And, uh, well well I'm just saying this is I and I live on the west coast and uh or west coast home okay you live on the east coast both you can't upload them Sunday or something weird or quick just saying bro all right well you guys hand me you know I am getting the Sunday episodes up earlier than I used to I have to go to church this Sunday, so I'll definitely get it up before that I like guys that are like you probably don't play my messages because I'm not a patreon subscriber As if you're like cross referencing their numbers. I would I know Your connection sucks. If I get you so far away. I'll be out of the west coast Right, okay. Here you very well. It's jet lag I think I'm just trying to decide if that voicemailer was the Chad Zumaqa voicemailers or the Stuttering John of voicemail.
Starting point is 02:22:48 That's always the question. So he wanted to say that Uncle Rico was in a very good show. I think two thirds of it's pretty good. All right. This is my rabbi colleague into the show. Hi, Joe. Abbi. Mooussi, what were you thinking getting involved with Julie? You know a straight-up sentence with this sentence. Jesus. Be careful with that one. Yes. See you at the end of the day. See you at church. As we were over to it. We're thinking my rabbi to say see you church self-pubation ago
Starting point is 02:23:27 As we were over to it self-aiding Rabbi right there Jesus God what's up man man-a-mat? Kill them with that episode Dr. Steven Dick, but man patty puke water holy fuck. I don't know man He was saying Jeff Ross is a hot guy ugly fuck, but I don't know He might have been low key taking a slight but you man fuck that puke water Chuck pay me and also I love patty see how you're going that's gotta get worked in more I agree that patty was granted episode, but where did you draw the conclusion you talk about me? You called the guy ugly man
Starting point is 02:24:03 He called a monkey's probably talking about you, Carl. What? What? You just said that. Not bad. Fuck. I should have done deal with Mike. I just say that in life, if someone says the word ugly, I'm like, is this a Carl thing that you're referring to? Yeah, right. Exactly. Listen, I do. I co-host the show. We're not friends in real life. Nice guy. All right, alright? She's a scryst. I'm glad Mary Beth is smiling at those. Thank you Mary Beth. Big, very respectful.
Starting point is 02:24:31 She doesn't like mean people. Yeah, she's like, yeah, that's how to lie. Have you met my husband? Yes, a few times, yeah. Here's another one. Hey, Cap, this is Eric, right? He's right here. He's still thinking of directed the stuff.
Starting point is 02:24:47 Eric, because it's acting tweeters. Oh, I'm going to hate it. You see it? Eric, because it's acting tweeters. Very good. Thank you, Eric Cartman, for calling it in the show. So a lot of trutz talk out this show. I was just starting to wear these socials.
Starting point is 02:25:00 And by the way, Mike has a light that he puts on when I'm talking about Tix girl too much. And then I'm like, oh, yeah, let's switch gears. Let's go down and run it. He shocks you. Let's see what's happening over here. I put ear muffs on. Carl, what the fuck is wrong with you playing that one-week fairy?
Starting point is 02:25:19 I mean seriously, it was so fucking painful to live it to because it was offbeat Disgrace your terrible what the fuck What the fuck you know and you're doing too much actually no Let me tell you why I really like that voicemail Sounds like he's either in the street or in his car We got much because it sounds like he's either in the street or in his car To think his family's in the other room, right. Yeah, I actually yeah, I was like Stephen Crowder calling Dave Landau Excuse me for just a minute Michael Maths like was he screaming at you the voice? Oh, yeah, no, he was he was screaming at me
Starting point is 02:26:02 Did he raise his voice? Yeah, yeah, no, he was he was screaming at me. Yeah. Did he raise his voice? Yeah, yeah, no, he was yelling. Oh, But in like a yelling way. Yeah, what color was it? He kept derailing everything that that episode I would have cooked more things to him But it's an hour and 45 minutes because he just nonsense not stop. I thought manas did a good job with some of the follow-ups But then yeah, because I gave Craig shit for saying that I was like. I thought manas did a good job with some of the follow-ups But then yeah, because I gave Craig shit for saying that I was like, I thought manas did a good job But then when you played the the light clip I was like, all right. What color is the light is a little ridiculous? Yes, cares because of shit Like this is an interesting thing he's saying that he was told on his own show not to talk and yeah
Starting point is 02:26:39 What would be the shocking answer to that? Right Michael I'm gonna tell you. Green. Get out. Um, did I get a new virtual review girl? I don't know if I did, and if I did, I'll play it on the next one. But it turns out that someone's very excited
Starting point is 02:26:58 about our new virtual girl. No! That bitch is trying to take my job. Hey, Kyle. This is my hog from the roof and my cow. Pass my number to net new renew girl. And fail ten out to put more of an emptied in on the page beyond. Alright, so that was Steven Hawking, who was really into the virtual review girl.
Starting point is 02:27:22 Sorry very bad. Oh, it's so creepy. You're not his type unfortunately. All right. Hamburger, Matt and Matt, I just had a thought at the list in the Patty C. Cups and how he roasts the girl's life on a luncheon. You should have all these guys that you bash, freaking Patty Pew fuck, the aliens, all these other freaking psychos they should do
Starting point is 02:27:46 a roast of the w-a-t-p uh... high-have dreams but it'll never happen and uh... dr. Steve and dick and all those guys killing it on your show well done i agree that's the problem with this sir we just what we just witnessed chat trying to do it they're not good at it that's why this wouldn't go very well in an ideal world world if you actually could get a dais with a OP John Chad Patrick, it would be a beautiful night, but that's my heaven.
Starting point is 02:28:14 Yeah, just so you know, but they're like, none of these people deserve to be here, but we brought them here for you, Carl. So as you can goof on them for a million years. Also, Boba Fett's there for some reason. He's just my drinking buddy. That's one of the celebrities, like when they have a Mike Tyson and Snoop Dogg there. Yeah. Guys, Boba Fett's here. He's been here a long, long time.
Starting point is 02:28:40 That's a Star Wars joke. All right. Carl, you saw Vinnie Spatt. He has a past voice I've ever heard. Any his will listen, you got to lay off Chad like he's going to kill himself and we're all going to feel bad because like there's a side they're going to be he's going to hang himself or shoot himself or he's going to drink himself to death. But we're going to feel bad when we hear about like, hey, everybody has dead.
Starting point is 02:29:08 And like, he sucks, he's a fucking piece of shit, but it's going to bother us. So I don't know, maybe lay off, get like a new Tampa Accord, it lasts for like a month or something. I don't know, probably 45 seconds. I'm done. Any spat calling back. Chad has been talking about buying a gun lately. That's his new thing, he's gonna get a gun.
Starting point is 02:29:28 Cause you know, it's what comedians do. They threaten people with violates. Not stop. I will. Can't see any scenario where that would go wrong for Chad. I'm not gonna buy that. I'm not gonna buy that. I'm not gonna buy that.
Starting point is 02:29:40 Christian, quick, quick with the BulbaFat back to your hop. Well, does it. Yeah, yeah I was I was actually using it Recently for my show So it's a big amount by figuring yeah, I don't I don't need to promote card if any more if he says that I blow goats when everyone knows that I fuck sheep And by the way that is from the I believe 1978 cartoon that they made of star Wars that was trying to tease both that would be an Empire Strikes Back because people weren't gonna watch the movie otherwise. Oh wait, no, is that in the Christmas special? No, it was indeed in the Christmas special. Yes. Mary Beth is shopping wet right now. She's heard this shit before. Don't even start. Don't tell me about nerdy your husband because I'll be very depressed.
Starting point is 02:30:27 He's not nerdy. He's a badass. He is a badass. That is correct. All Copic Book Man are as we know. He's very comic books. All right. No, he wasn't.
Starting point is 02:30:39 A.M.C. was lying to me this whole time, allegedly. No, he writes them. All right. Tony Michaels calls in. Oh, finally about Shule. He's got something to say. Hey, Kevin, Tony Michaels here. So I heard a rumor about Shealy, you know, the guy that killed your
Starting point is 02:30:57 bit and is bearing the remains. It's a secret he's been keeping his entire life. He doesn't want anybody to know. Apparently he's Jewish. Probably not a good idea to talk about his money. I find the other guy so boring. I couldn't think of a fun name, but apparently doesn't mean caricature outside elementary schools. The creepy cuck.
Starting point is 02:31:30 I wouldn't fuck with Bob Lee, though. That guy will fuck your wife so violently it'll make the backpicking guy seem like candyland to see. Drive it. Drive out. Drive through. I gotta say Tony Micah's for hating me knows a lot about the show. You see Grab it grab out grab Gotta say Tony Micah's for hating me knows a lot about the show
Starting point is 02:31:52 In the comedy of threes That's good point. Yes. I missed Tony Michaels that reminded me how much I know I should go back and check out see what he's up to I'm gonna guess he's gonna say that Biden's doing an amazing job Sanctus will kill us all if I had a gun. He might be a project He was from nuance arguments about politics. I was All right last one day from Buffalo got this in just today and he's making some points here Hey, Carl Day from Buffalo was one of what you're taking is with the whole chance passing out thing from my experience that is not only alcohol that's that's
Starting point is 02:32:31 alcohol mixed with benzone azopines like Xanax or whatever and anyone who's been familiar with that stuff I would think would agree with me that is like textbook mission alcohol and benzos. Because if I'm not mistaken during the stream, it wasn't like, steady pounding drinks. We probably took a fucking misholous answer, whatever, called as a bam, you know, down a few fucking trots of vodka, got on mic, then the benzos kicked in hard,
Starting point is 02:33:03 and he fucking couldn't hold his fucking eyes open but I don't know if you should just see what your thoughts are on that all right we're gonna trash later your ideas are intriguing to me and I always just subscribe to your newsletter day for buffle new a little bit too much. Let me give you these 12 examples of drugs that would do that to you. Like, all right. Now I get it. I have to say, I was scanned.
Starting point is 02:33:30 I didn't watch the whole episode, but I scanned through it. I never saw him get up to pee. So there's something to that. I don't know what was going on. He claims that he was drunk. We just heard him say it. But it is odd.
Starting point is 02:33:41 He wasn't really actively drinking like he normally is on the stream. And he didn't really get up that I saw so Yeah, the plot thickens We can all probably endorse the idea that you're entirely capable of just drinking yourself into oblivion I mean I may have a moment or two where I remember doing something like that. I just wasn't streaming at the time right No, there's you could definitely drink it till you pass out sitting up. Yeah. Definitely a thing. I've certainly never gotten drunk on air and humiliated myself and don't look for
Starting point is 02:34:12 any of evidence that says otherwise. Oh, it's your stag. Well, I know we're doing a WTS tomorrow. All right. Again, Marybath, Christian, blind Mike, producer Chris. Thank you all for coming on the show, being a part of this episode. I had a good time today. Thanks for having me, buddy.
Starting point is 02:34:35 I had a better time than Mike did. I had way more fun than Mike did. It's not a competition. Producer Chris had no fun, but I you know, but my Christian, where do you weigh in on the WTB versus WATS? Which is the superior show? I'm glad you asked Carl. I think WATP equals WATS He's a fenced-sitter this one. He's right next to Bob leave you up on that fence. Yeah, watch out. Oh Now I wish Cardiff was here because I need him for this
Starting point is 02:35:13 Okay, go fuck yourselves have a good week. Okay, folks Guess what? That was a great episode that was really great Okay

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