Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep410 - Whiting Wongs

Episode Date: May 14, 2023

Dan Harmon is very ashamed of being a white person and he's going to make up for it by apologizing to his Asian friend on their boring podcast. Jessica is a straight-up racist who hates white people a...nd doesn't even try to hide it. So it's pretty fun. Doug from Who's Right joins us to explain how he doesn't know who Dan Harmon is. Then we get caught up on the crazy week that Chad Zumock and Misery Loves Company had. Bryan Johnson joins the show to discuss his appearance on Chad's best episode ever. Then Geno joins and yells about the writer's strike for some reason. Also, Cardiff comes on from Pottstown as we try once again to catch an alien. https://whosrightpodcast.com/ https://tellemstevedave.com/ https://www.compoundmedia.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:02:07 or wherever you review podcasts. And then, should all over it's in the comments section. Today, we'll be reviewing a show called Whiting Wongs. This is a suggestion from Doug. We have both of us in separately. We've not discussed it with just beforehand. I want to get started, but I want to say this first. I'm in a good mood today.
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Starting point is 00:02:40 We got traffic and we're talking about podcast Hitman's letter to me. But first, we got to talk about Whiting Wongs, a show hosted by Dan Harmon and just like a gal. This is like, I guess Dan Harmon, because he's in Hollywood, he feels ashamed that he's like a white guy. I mean, he explains it here. I have shame. That's why I do this podcast because I have shame.
Starting point is 00:03:04 So he play on my shame. It's like, it's not ironic. There's nothing Like it's like oh listen to that white guy is so stupid He doesn't understand what he's talking about. It's like it makes me ashamed of myself So what am I supposed to do like I'm the guy that's so ashamed of himself He started this podcast with his friend like do you want me to like be so fucking evolved that I'm just like on top of that Also like yeah, I'm such an idiot and so Rook and racist and ignorant like like I'm just on top of that also. I'm such an idiot and so of Rook and Races to ignore it. I'm already trying to do that. Good stuff, Dad.
Starting point is 00:03:31 hilarious. What a weird way to start a podcast to be like, all right, well you know what I got all this shame for being a white guy. So I'm going to do this podcast to try to make up for that. Okay. I'm also a white guy, dad. Should I be a shame? Should I be a shame to listen to the show?
Starting point is 00:03:44 Or I'm not even sure how ideas, this works, Doug. Please help me out. So I know I'm an outlier in this. I didn't know who Dan Harmon was. Okay. I put a post up in our Patreon and asked what show I should bring to this episode. And the cover art for this featured a character
Starting point is 00:04:01 of a Chinese person, which I thought was funny. No, fuck it. So that's what I went with. It was Jimmy Smith is the one that suggested it. So I hate you, Jimmy Smith. So this time I am a little more prepared. I know which clip for me summarized the show, but I challenge both of you.
Starting point is 00:04:18 It's a long clip I apologize, but I challenge both of you to summarize it when it is done. Number 11. Okay, I'll do my best. I'll listen closely. So anyways, like, I'll do my best. I wasn't closely. So anyways, like, but is that this podcast isn't about that, but however we're sitting here with it fresh on our minds. Yeah, and there is, so it's worth addressing just to say, look,
Starting point is 00:04:38 we're two people drinking vodka and kind of just goofing around verbally about the role of screenwriters and in in these turbulent times I guess it doesn't matter. Well, why are you listening if you're judging but but I also just like again, I hate to say I told you so but but like the the whoever smelt it dealt it
Starting point is 00:05:07 Millennial Let's not talk about people like they're different. Let's let's just wait for people to sound Awkward and then point at them and scream at them until they get fired or whatever It's a methodology that you can say it worked or didn't work, but in any case working or not working now has us here. I have no idea what just happened.
Starting point is 00:05:31 Oh, Jesus. Right. No, I'll say this, because it's just that you didn't know who Dan Harmon was. Dan Harmon is brilliant, but he sounds like a moron. Yeah. Every time he talks, I'm like, Jesus, dude, what do you try to say?
Starting point is 00:05:43 He doesn't even know. No. Like I said, I didn't know who he was. Now I know that he's the co-creator of Rick and Morty and the creator of community. Yeah. And I have not seen an episode of either one of those shows. So the only view I have of him is my preparation for this show. And I would suggest that he is not a genius. I would suggest that he is not a genius. I would suggest that he is a fucking retard and he has
Starting point is 00:06:08 Nothing nothing to contribute as far as comedy goes if I only knew Dan from this show I would agree with you 100% but you should watch Rick and Morty to an amazing show So the way the show starts off Jessica is very angry Okay, I've noticed that for the last few episodes I've been very angry and coming in hot and guess what Today is no different and I've been coming in pretty drunk and you know what? I'm breaking my record. I'm even drunker Here's a new theme song we're off to a good start
Starting point is 00:06:39 We got an angry Asian woman and a drunk white guy gonna talk about race. This is gonna go great. I can't wait So the big news is two big topics on the episode I listened to the first one is that Jessica decided to Submit the 23 and me where you find out What your genetic makeup is as far as nationalities? I got my 23 and me results and I have not opened them yet because I wanted to share with... Can I guess you gotta be at least 1% Nazi? Pretty good line.
Starting point is 00:07:13 I mean, Dad does have some good lines from time to time. I thought that was pretty funny. I wasn't expecting that. So she's gonna go on and talk about her results. 70s% Chinese, 10 percent Korean. Oh. Wow.
Starting point is 00:07:29 Okay, I'm 10.9 percent Korean, 7.5 Manchurian and Mongolian, 0.5 percent Japanese, and then 10 percent broadly East Asian. Well, the Asian woman has all these different Asian countries. I did not see that. I know. I was also shocked by that. Do you want to hear my 23-and-a-mere results?
Starting point is 00:07:49 Ah, German, Dutch, English. I know, is that crazy? That's one percent Nazi. That's one percent Nazi. That's one percent Nazi. All right, so this I found to be a little bit weird because I think that she doesn't like Koreans. I think she's like turned off by the fact that she's 10% Korean.
Starting point is 00:08:10 But I have to say I'm really surprised that I've got 10% Korean. Yeah, so what is there an impact here? Because when I found out I'm not a lick of Irish in me, it changed me. So I think that Jessica's a racist. I'm pretty sure based on what I've listened to so far. And I will throw this out there. Chinese people are about the racist people, the most racist people on earth. Like they literally have to change movie posters and take the black guys out in order to sell movies in China. This is a true thing. China, Chinese people hate black people. And this
Starting point is 00:08:45 one seems to hate Koreans for some reason too, which is, I don't know what the point of that is. It's kind of weird. But she explains that she really thought she was 100% Chinese. Wow. I seriously wouldn't bet money that I was going to be 99% Chinese. Okay. So that's very exciting. And of course, Dan is like me. Dan's going, well, I I mean none of this is surprising to me like what do you mean? Is there an analogy between that and the in European like Is the analogy like Italian versus French or I like days like I first white guys What are you talking about? Korea and China Japan is that like French and Italian? Because that's those in the country, I understand. Right, you're either black, brown, white, or yellow.
Starting point is 00:09:29 And you're in the yellow category, that's all we care about. I don't care what percentage of yellow you are. In other percent, apparently, is the percentage. All right, what did you pick up on from this episode, the US did? So they were throwing around the Nazi, Dan throws around Nazi a lot.
Starting point is 00:09:48 Okay. The episode that I listened to, it's really weird. They recorded in October, I think, and then released it like three months later. So my clip for, I think, explains this, but they started recording it right after Charlottesville happened, but they didn't release it until months later. Smart.
Starting point is 00:10:06 You always want to have topical conversations that get released months later. Um, so as we're recording this, not as it's airing, uh, like this Charlottesville thing just went down. Yeah. Um, if you're listening to this in the year 2020 or something, um, which is the year it's going to be released finally. Right. Okay. Okay. So they spend the, the podcast is supposed to be about writers writers and Hollywood and racism. And they spend a solid 20 minutes dissecting Charlottesville. And it's just Nazi, Nazi, Nazi. So number six is Dan giving a brief explanation of of Charlottesville and then we'll get into that all right get rid of the laugh everybody
Starting point is 00:10:50 Dan Harman is this guy co-creator Rick and Morty this is gonna be great. Uh, they were take they were removing removing the statue of Robert E. Lee so Nazis showed up. Yeah, so People that don't like Nazis showed up. The Nazis had a permit. Okay. Okay. What do you think? What do you think that the Nazis, when they went to city hall, got the permit for? I think, um, I don't think that the Nazis care about Robert E. Lee. I'm confused about this whole thing. It's a river. Okay. Nazis in the civil war. I don't remember that. I don't think Nazis cared about Robert E. Lee. I don't think Nazis go get permits for anything. Fucking bloodstream. They just go step their way in. So number seven explains
Starting point is 00:11:43 what they got to permit. Okay, good. Thank you. The people that don't like Nazis didn't have a permit to not like Nazis. The Nazis were, I think initially just permitted to beat people while the police watched. Tans got this all figured out, doesn't it? Now, I learned from our, our president at that time that there were good people on both sides. I don't know if you do that dog. Yeah, and I was still unrelated to this. I also learned that there were some bad ombre. He's elsewhere. That's true. I think so far we're accurate on this one. All right. Well, dance something up while I guess. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:19 Yeah. So he's painting Nazis in a negative light. I will stand for that. He's painting Nazis in a negative light. I won't stand for that. The way to pay. Clip 8 is when I decided that I did not like Dan Harmon. Okay. Laman, this is getting into politics. Like, look, I'm a fucking liberal. I don't like Nazis.
Starting point is 00:12:34 I don't even care if I spread a lie. That's not true. Fuck you, you're a Nazi. Whatever. That's bizarre. That's not a weird. They're just throwing that word around like cuck. Yeah, I know.
Starting point is 00:12:46 Right. Like, do you even know what that means? So I don't know if now is the right time or not, but I sent you a video. You're getting called a Nazi by somebody. And it happens to be the guy that created this video that you're going to play. I want you to know if the word Nazi loses its sting. Okay. I mean, it's already got a lot of sting with me, but I let's let's see what Dan
Starting point is 00:13:09 has to say here. Hi, I'm Dan Harmon. You're about to watch my controversial new pilot, Darryl. Now, I have to warn you, I originally made it with show time for their audience because it's a little groundbreaking for normal people to handle, but maybe you'll surprise me. Good luck. Just stop it when you get uncomfortable. I just took out my wife, just had a baby, and I had this dream last night where I was a fish, and I looked up and I saw myself on the boat. Well Admiral, our time is up. I think the best thing for you to do would be to go home, tuck that baby in, and get yourself a good night's sleep. Okay. Thanks a lot, doctor. No, Admiral. Thank you. All right, it's bedtime. Thank you for being such a good patient.
Starting point is 00:13:54 Big time, okay? For taking all the sleeping pills I prescribed to you, so that later tonight, when I'm crawling in your window, I can count on you to sleep like a baby. What the fuck? Well, I do everything but sleep with yours. Alright, I might tap out at this point, so what would you say? That's where I made it, too. What would you say when saw was Dan Harmon's character Darrell just crawled into the window. Now the baby is a doll. Thank God. But he
Starting point is 00:14:31 just pulled his pants out. He saw it's entire bear ass. And it looks like he's going to missionary style. He's trying to make his character relatable. Jesus Christ. So when that is the person, when that is the person that's calling, you know, he's in my face calling me a Nazi. Yeah. Yeah. I'm all right with it, I think. Yeah. I think you might be out of something.
Starting point is 00:14:55 Who's that old guy over there? Uncle Paul. Uncle Paul. With the creepy old guy. Yeah. Uncle Paul. And now he's coming over here slowly limping down my hall It's too late now cuz here comes Uncle Paul
Starting point is 00:15:12 Make sure you had to make a big boy love yeah, lick lick lick my balls I see what you did there now Doug is there a payoff to this video? I don't think we're gonna get to it, but Maybe there's something that's redeeming I want to see that pay off, Jesus. No, no, what I wanted to do is, because I know that when I came on here and said that Dan Harmon was an untalented piece of shit, that I'm gonna get a bunch of fucking hate for it, because there's a bunch of Rick and Morty fans and community fans.
Starting point is 00:15:40 Sure. I don't give a fuck. If this is what this guy does, I win. I don't give a fuck. this is what this guy does I win Fair enough. All right. I mean it's art so you can't you can take it too much You're actually raping a baby You say so all right if you were I don't think you'd have the camera sent up in the lighting the way that it is So I want to get into the second part of the conversation.
Starting point is 00:16:08 I want to continue hearing you defend this video. I think we can, I know. I'm defending it, I mean, it's disturbing. You know what's weird, dog, is posting the creep off has changed my entire perspective on humanity. So like nothing freaks me out anymore because people are fucking creeps. So, when I see shit like that, like, four years ago,
Starting point is 00:16:31 I'd be like, this isn't sane, what are they doing? And I'm just like, oh yeah, I know about this. I can do this show from my apartment, right? Isn't that cool? That's weird. Nope, nope. You got a fear in studio, I think. All right, so this is the other topic
Starting point is 00:16:43 that they wanna go into. Not they, Jessica wants to get into. All right, the heavier thing I want to talk about is a poo, Emma Sincens. So, a- Let her rip. Thank you, come again. All right, so this is the big topic of discussion right now
Starting point is 00:17:01 is a poo, and I guess there was a documentary that came out that talked about how racist that character is and how terrible it is and she's wildly offended by it. She starts talking like Dan Harmon. I don't know if this is contagious or what the deal is here. So yeah, this is this yesterday's Monday. Sorry to break the magic, but we record on Mondays. Oh, so I don't know if that's supposed to be endearing, because that's also the way that Justin Reuilin does like the characters, all the stuttering,
Starting point is 00:17:36 and stammering, and stuff like that. I guess that's a style comedy that I'm not aware of, I don't know. I think that's because Rince usually drunk, but I don't know. Well, that's because Rince usually drunk, but I don't know. Well, it's so Dan and maybe Jessica. Probably. All right, let's get into it here, Doug.
Starting point is 00:17:51 I don't know if you're a fan of Aapoo or The Simpsons. Are you familiar with this matter? Yeah, okay. So let's see what the problem is here. And last night, the newest episode of The Simpsons really, really fucking shit the bed on the whole situation. They essentially double down on being tone deaf, out of touch, clueless old white guys. So, there is a great, great, fantastic article, NPR article written by Linda Holmes about it.
Starting point is 00:18:23 I really, really recommend everybody go and read this. First off, you lost me if there's a great NPR article about this. I doubt it. And also, lighten up. It's a fucking cartoon. All right, I mean, to get this offended over a fucking cartoon character
Starting point is 00:18:39 and I don't know if you're aware of this, some people might not be, but the Simpsons, they have a lot of like characters or kind of stereotypes, rounds keeper Willie, and Luigi, the guy who makes pizza, they call them grease ball. It's like, it's like, Aapoo is the only fucking stereotype on the show.
Starting point is 00:18:59 There's tons of stereotypes, every single one. Right, but. Wasn't, as an Aapoo been trying to sell beef jerky for 20 plus fucking years yes yeah but now it's a problem of course and so yeah this is the offensive thing that the Simpsons did they got this NPR article written and it got Jessica really upset and then it gets worse after Marge asks what she's supposed to do, Lisa looks directly at the camera. It's hard to say, she says, something that started decades
Starting point is 00:19:29 ago and was applauded and inoffensive is now politically incorrect. What can you do? And she looks at a framed photo next to her bed of a poo, which is signed, don't have a cow, a poo. Marge puts a hand on her shoulder and says, some things we'll be dealt with at a later date. If at all Lisa responds, both look blankly at the audience.
Starting point is 00:19:51 Oh, no. That's a good one. You need a leave. She's appalled by the scene of the sentence. Yep, good. Yeah, I know, it's fucking ridiculous. So yeah, and she's conversation. Like Lisa and Marjor real people,
Starting point is 00:20:06 right, she looks right at the camera. Can you believe that? Has the audacity to, like, they break down the fourth world. Yeah, it wasn't spontaneous, you know. Well, that's what she's upset about, more than anything else, because this conversation goes on for like 45 minutes
Starting point is 00:20:21 about how offensive this is. And at first, I get really annoyed, Doug, I've talked about this before. These shows where everyone just agrees with each other are annoying. You know, I don't need everyone on there to be like, yeah, I know that is offensive. Yeah. I would tend to agree, but I don't want to. This Chuck's your. Am I right about that? You agree, right? In her case, I think what she does, I don't, I don't have a good example of it to to play for you But I know that several times when he was caught in his stuttering and stammering
Starting point is 00:20:50 She would just start agreeing and I think she was just trying to get him to shut the fuck up up The I thought you're That's that's it. No my pause was to decide How I want to say fuck you to the Simpsons. All right, Jessica, you've lost me.
Starting point is 00:21:10 You want to say fuck you to the Simpsons? It's a cartoon show. You can watch it or not watch it. You can like it or not like it. And I know this is in your life. There's been covered, but back to the stereotypes things. A poo was one of the more likable stereotypes when you look at the hard working, successful family man, like all of those things. A poo was one of the more likable stereotypes when you look at the hard working, successful, family man, like all of those things.
Starting point is 00:21:28 Yeah, like everyone loves them. It's one of those weird things where it's like, they're not shitting on them. Like they do groundskeeper willies, always drunk, get fucking around, get out, trying to kill you. Yeah, like, like, like, are some wired Scottish people going, this is fucking insane. They're probably drunk. They're having a good time with it. They're drinking too much to get to be a polypide.
Starting point is 00:21:46 But so fucking stupid this whole thing. And Dana Gould, if you know who that is, I'm very familiar with Dana Gould. He was a writer on The Simpsons for a long time. Very liberal guy. He used to be on Adam Crowell the time. He's not anymore because Adam Crowell had the audacity to think for himself.
Starting point is 00:22:03 And so she has an issue with him. And in it, like, the, at one point, Harry Contabolo interview is Dana Gould, who wrote on The Simpsons for several, several years. And it's like a very respected writer. And he, but his answers were so tone deaf. And so like, like, this was a guy who was so not aware because he talks about how you know he does that very typical white man writer thing where he says
Starting point is 00:22:34 well you know it's the funniest thing like the funniest joke always wins blah blah but he never stops to think like what's behind that statement is he does this is somebody who didn't stop to think like what's behind that statement is he does this is somebody who didn't stop to think who is it funniest too because guess what a poo is not the funniest thing to Indian Americans it's not the funniest thing to most people of color like when you say it's the funniest thing you mean it's the funniest thing to white guys talk about retarded talk about retarded Jessica I don't know if she realized she's being actively racist. I mean, she's like, oh, that's like what white guys say?
Starting point is 00:23:10 What does that have to do with anything? I would challenge her in that statement, in that Indian guys probably don't find out who funny. They just think I'm glad that we're being represented on this show. And then all the other people of color, they think it's funny. Correct. And I want to point this out, like Dave Chappelle has a lot of jokes about
Starting point is 00:23:28 white people stereotypes that are funny. You don't, it's comedy. You don't have to take it so seriously. You can laugh at yourself. You can laugh at whatever. This idea that I've been seeing and I love it. This idea that a poo is offensive to 1.2 billion Indian people is fucking insane. It would be different if there if there was a character on the Simpsons that was Korean and she just ran around the neighborhood eating people's dogs. I can understand if she was if she was to get upset by that.
Starting point is 00:23:59 Oh, you haven't seen season 24 because that's one of the main subjects. That's all it's about. Yeah. That's all it's going on. All right, we'll get back to the Simpsons tie, but I want to hand it over to you, Doug, to see what else you picked up on. So earlier, you touched on the way that Dan talks. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:15 So I would like you to play my clip number two. This is the intro to the show. Sure. Yeah, I'm Dan Harmon, and this is Jessica Gao. Okay. So that was after I edited it for about 15 minutes. Close number one is how it went out on air. Okay.
Starting point is 00:24:29 Here. I, I, I, yeah, I'm Dan Harmon. I, and this is Jessica Gao. Fuck, this is what, this is what I mean. He sounds like an idiot. He sounds like a total idiot. I know he's not. I think he's a brilliant storyteller and comic writer,
Starting point is 00:24:48 comedic writer, but that sounds dumb. I think what it is is he probably has a brain that moves faster than his mouth. So when he's writing, he can get everything out and formulate it. He just shouldn't have a podcast. Well, I see I don't like that excuse because I've heard Stuttering John say that to you. People who's not are they're like well I'm just too smart. Like from now. I don't think that's one of this. My brain just moved so quickly. I'm so smart I can't make a point. Yeah, I don't know about that but you might be right. I got a well, but to go against what I just said, they record it in three months later, put it out. They could edit it. I, I mean, what took me 15 minutes could take somebody else three.
Starting point is 00:25:26 Right. No shits. And also I've edited out stutters before on my show. The waveform you could tell you could look at it and be like, Oh, that person said, I five times it around. I'll just take out four of them. Oh, yeah. It's not that difficult to do. You learn what a lip smack looks like. Oh gosh. Yeah. Thanks Andy for teaching me what a lip smack looks like. Oh gosh, yeah, thanks Andy for teaching me
Starting point is 00:25:45 what a lip smack looks like. Fucking trucker Andy. It's good real personal. Go with the clip, clip 22 is another example of his speaking. Pretty simple sometimes to just go, get a load of this guy. Sometimes to just go get a load of this guy like
Starting point is 00:26:08 Like like like like like like like like like like like I you know Rules of thumb including like The longer they talk the less you talk. Yeah, there was a show called I think it was called Harman town He had a podcast for a long time and he was trying to get me into he's like oh I can check out Harman't check out Harb and Tots. I listen to it. I can't listen to this guy talk. It's so annoying. Spit it out. Please. Yeah, I've listened to a lot of shitty podcasts
Starting point is 00:26:31 because of you. Yep. And this one was probably the hardest for me to get through. Interesting. All right, well, I, between his speaking and then what they were saying, I fundamentally disagree with. And then on top of that, neither one of them
Starting point is 00:26:46 can actually get to a point. Yeah. Well, this is an example of them kind of agreeing with each other over nonsense. You know what? It's like Simpsons, like have the fucking balls to say we only care about white people. Because that's really what that's saying.
Starting point is 00:26:59 That's what this episode says. That's what that scene says. The, the, it's really saying, we think this is funny. We're white dudes. This is funny to white people. And that's who we care says. It's really saying, we think this is funny. We're white dudes, this is funny to white people, and that's who we care, that's the audience we care about. Yeah, I mean, like, This is ironic because the symptoms are yellow.
Starting point is 00:27:12 Yeah, I know. Yellow on yellow crime. It's the most liberal people in the world who write for the symptoms. They're not white supremacists or whatever the fuck they think is going on here. It's so insane what you're saying. And for Dan to be like, yeah, I would have made it
Starting point is 00:27:26 like, what are you talking about? That's recycling yourself. Yeah. So then, so first she's trying to say that the op-who character is a white supremacist or I don't even know what she's trying to say. I guess that's fucking Nazi as a mood house. What she's trying to say.
Starting point is 00:27:43 But then she changes the argument here. When we get dragged down into that level of argument, it's like no one's ever gonna win. It becomes anecdotal. It's not, and I'm not saying comedy's about science. I just mean that who cares if, the comedy rule should be, is it boring now?
Starting point is 00:28:05 Is it easy now? Is it, you know, should be sh- Oh, okay. So Dan finally starts pushing back and he goes, well, there's no rules to comedy. If people think it's funny, it's funny. That's what it is. And thank you, Dan, for saying that.
Starting point is 00:28:18 I was waiting for him to finally talk some sense to her. And then she changes it to, yeah, but attack. Okay. So you're offended by hack comedy? I mean, I am. That's how sensitive person. I'm a sensitive person. I'm a sensitive person. I'm a sensitive person. I'm a sensitive person. I'm a sensitive person. I'm a sensitive person. I'm a sensitive person.
Starting point is 00:28:29 I'm a sensitive person. I'm a sensitive person. I'm a sensitive person. I'm a sensitive person. I'm a sensitive person. I'm a sensitive person. I'm a sensitive person. I'm a sensitive person.
Starting point is 00:28:37 I'm a sensitive person. I'm a sensitive person. I'm a sensitive person. I'm a sensitive person. I'm a sensitive person. I'm a sensitive person. I'm a sensitive person. I'm a sensitive person. I'm a sensitive person. I'm a sensitive person. I'm a sensitive person. I'm a sensitive person. So Doug, you started this show by playing a clip that was about 63 seconds that I couldn't
Starting point is 00:28:46 make hydro-tales. I didn't know what the fuck Daniel's talking about. I have a similar clip. This is a lot shorter, but please listen closely. I'm looking at the chat. I'm looking at Discord. I'm looking at YouTube. Someone please explain to me what this is what he's trying to say here.
Starting point is 00:29:00 If it's true that someone problematizing a poo is in itself comedically meta-problematic, if it's true that problematization is an doesn't make any sense right? What the fuck did he just say? I've never heard the word problematizing or problematization before. I don't think those are words. He's fucking with us. He might be. If he said that to me on my show, I wouldn't be able to argue with him. I'm like, well, yeah, I'm just gonna be laughing. Good points. I think you're making some good points here. I can't argue with that one, Dad. You got me. What the fuck was that?
Starting point is 00:29:48 It reminds me of when I was younger, I used to go to this place called Stratford, Ontario in Canada. My parents were big fans of Shakespeare. So I'd go and we'd watch Shakespeare plays and that was our summer vacation every year. And it might as well be Italian. I have no idea what they're saying.
Starting point is 00:30:06 That style of English does not compute to me. It's not English. That's kind of like what Dan was doing. I just, I'm just like, those are words. It sounds like English. I don't know what he's saying. But it's something. Okay. This next clip I want to play. This is Dan finally making some points because Jessica is saying that the Simpsons You just go away. She wants them to be done. He's like a side character. Wait. Are we are we really talking about taking up who out of the Simpsons? But what I said then that's the then it becomes like the gun control debate. It's like like like are we are we are we well I mean it's it becomes easy to argue against removing a first of all I mean
Starting point is 00:30:44 I'm a little biased because I think the Simpsons just needs to, like has really, really run its course. It's an easy thing to say about Saturday night live or a Simpsons or anything. I don't think this is, why do we care? I don't think the same thing of Saturday night live. I definitely think the same thing. Oh, well, fuck you, a Simpson needs to die by fire.
Starting point is 00:30:57 Like, oh, this is the thing of institutional comedy. The most, okay, what's most heartbreaking about all of this is the clear fundamental lack of empathy on the part of the Simpsons writers. It's insane the lack of empathy they have for people who don't look like them. You know what I'm upset about? This Jessica woman who's 70% Chinese is speaking English, which is our language. Yeah. Yeah. Cross the line, which is our language. Yeah, yeah, I mean, cross the line. It is cultural appropriation. And I won't stand for it. It sounds like English is our first language too. Yeah, I know.
Starting point is 00:31:34 Not cool, Jessica. Not fucking cool. I love that Dan made the point. He's like, okay, I mean, it's easy to say that you don't like the show anymore. And it's jumped the shark, but still people watch it. You know, SNL sucks, but it's still on TV. You don't have to watch it. It's fine. She's like, no, it has to go away now. Any of this has to do with it being their number one competition. Like this to me, it seems like there's probably a correlation.
Starting point is 00:31:59 Interesting. I didn't even think about that. You're right. This is peak Rick and Morty. This is going back to like 2018. Oh, when this was all going down. But Dan's actually, he's the one standing up for it, but she does right on Rick and Morty. She has one of the writers out there, which I lose some respect for that show based on
Starting point is 00:32:15 that. By the way, I was Space Force actually did translate that clip that I played where I couldn't understand what they were saying. He says he's trying to say that you can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits. Got it. No. Finally, someone's making some sense around it. I can tell you that it's some sense.
Starting point is 00:32:35 Maybe we can just put a pause on recording the rest of this episode, send him over an episode and he can transcribe it and translate it, send it back, and then we can stop taking on that. That would be great. Yeah. What it is trying to say is, what guys be crazy?
Starting point is 00:32:50 Oh, okay. And women be shopping. Now I get it. Now I get it. Okay. So let's see what else. It's just got to say about the sims. So apparently there's a character named Dr. Wong on the on Rick and Morty, is that right?
Starting point is 00:33:06 Yes. Oh yeah. Yes. Okay. Paid by Susan Serridan. Yep. Okay, so play my clip number 23. Oh, right. Be happy too.
Starting point is 00:33:14 Dr. Wong is a conscious choice. Like, I wanted to, I made her an Asian woman because I wanted to give an Asian actor a role and I wanted Rick and Morty to have an Asian character for once. Wait, am I wrong about that? I thought it was Serenity played Dr. Walton in the credits. Oh, not a second. I gotta like this up. Yeah The Asian woman didn't want the job We just do a quick yeah, it is Susan Serandon. Is this a serenity? I'm late off the Asian usual and I'm wildly confused.
Starting point is 00:33:52 I wish I didn't know it was going to go out. Well, let me get back to this real quick because she has some things to say about the writers of the Simpsons. That's the problem is that what the Simpsons are saying is, what we dinosaurs think are funny is infinitely more important than if it hurts you as a human being. Damn. Yeah, by the way, the Simpsons' only job is to be funny. That's the only thing they're trying to do
Starting point is 00:34:19 that I'm gonna solve racism. No. It's a cartoon show. They're not trying to solve racism on this show, Jessica. We fell fell in love with the Simpson's because they roasted our own culture. Yes, yeah, correct And they ate fun of the families. Did you notice that the the white guy fathers and idiots? Pick up on that Isn't it it if I can edit it if I can't help but do that now every time I hear Really a problem. In my research for this episode, I believe what I read is that the other co-founder of Rick and Morty,
Starting point is 00:34:55 what's his name? Justin Boyland, yeah. Okay, so he is alleged to be on the flight logs to Epstein Island. And then Dan Harmon is, of course, the baby fucker that we played that video of. Yeah. I also read that there is a lot of incestuous undertones in Rick and Morty, is that true? I guess summer. The mom is fucking herself. Oh yeah, that's, oh yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:23 Oh my god. How did I forget about that? How did I forget about season six? Yeah, the mom fuck fucking herself. Oh, yeah, oh, yeah Yeah, the mom fucks her self. It's a lot. Yeah, I don't know about the insisting I don't necessarily trust where I was getting my information from you know because it's obviously slanted, but yeah It just seems like Jessica right now that's that's offensive I'm offended for you Jessica that was inappropriate Sorry, keep going Guys I want to present to you brilliant comedy writer Dan Harmon. I am trying to achieve fucking empathy for the dark side that I represent and fuck you, you're
Starting point is 00:36:07 welcome and stick it up your ass, I fucking hate you. Alright Dan, good stuff, good jokes there buddy. Dan hates himself so much for being a white guy and I guess, I guess this is what Hollywood does to people is they make you feel like you're a piece of shit for achieving things and being successful Unless you're a minority then that's great. Jessica as we mentioned is appalled by this response If the symptoms had to that documentary because the way they addressed it was just like yeah Some things are now offensive that weren't offensive and you know get over it. It's basically what the symptoms had on their episode Yeah, it's like it symptoms responded to this guy's documentary
Starting point is 00:36:48 and with a very measured WAFUQ. It's not even an impulsive one. Like, yeah, it was clearly, it was clearly a story. Yeah, it's totally, it was a thought out WAFUQ. Like, that's the part that really, really gets to me is knowing, like as a writer, knowing how many fucking levels that went through and the fact that the fucking network didn't
Starting point is 00:37:12 say anything or was overruled, that no one in that pro- so many dozens upon dozens of people went through several, like weeks of this for that to go through an air on television. Now, do you want me to play the devil's advocate? Yes. Yes, please. Please, because Jessica's out of her mind. So at this time, dog, I'll let you know what happens.
Starting point is 00:37:37 Dan goes, you know, maybe I should actually watch this thing that you just told me about before I go cheeky, because he even says he goes, if someone was on a podcast, talking about Rick and Morty and then even seeing the show, I'd be kind of pissed about that. Maybe I should actually sit down and watch this. Watch this Morty, that show sucks. Yeah, I don't. I just don't know that I'd watch this thing before I just go out and out about it. So then he actually watches the scene that Jessica's complaining about and they come back.
Starting point is 00:38:03 They're not saying that. They're saying we're not gonna address it. Don't have a cow. It literally says don't have a cow signed a poo on the fucking frame picture. It's a reference to the problematic. They're drawing a, they're shining a flashlight on the problem.
Starting point is 00:38:17 Yeah, and they're saying we don't care. That's the problem. That's where I disagree with you. Remember that flow chart thing that we do where we analyze where we disconnect. You know, like, I, like, when I, I saw that with my white eyeballs. You, okay, but you also saw
Starting point is 00:38:32 a round-eyed, second clip, and I know that. Absolutely, of course, of course. But I think it's because we can't, we can't like, pause the podcast. But again, you're also coming at it as a, as an older white writer. Yes, yes, and I'm saying my point of view is like there is another way to I mean, I'll like like like come on.
Starting point is 00:38:49 Jessica is not just a racist, but an agist as well. Yeah. So because Dan is mid 40s and a white guy, he's not even allowed to speak on the topic. Oh, and he's the wrong opinion. He's a guy. It's the patriarchy. Oh gosh. Yeah, I mean, he's doing everything wrong. This fucking guy. Jessica, what the fuck is wrong with you? She can really go get fucked. I think he touched on it that she's not going to be able to take in the whole scene
Starting point is 00:39:16 all at once. She can only see a third of the screen. And you know what, Doug, since you brought that up, I want to also point out, Jessica's fat. She's a fat woman and she married a white guy. She hates white people. She married a white guy. She hates them. She hates our culture. She loves Chinese people who are all racist and put Muslims and slave camps. She's fine with all that. I don't hear critiquing China, but she's critiquing Hollywood, which these are the most liberal people on the fucking face of the earth. So she just might be miserable.
Starting point is 00:39:50 She is miserable. She sucks. Is she one of those noodle slurpers you were talking about on Twitter? By the way, I want to point something out. Someone called me out and I subreddit. I went, oh my god, I'm an idiot. Fall is being the means, not Korean.
Starting point is 00:40:04 Oh yeah. I know it's yelling. It's a full-rest China. I'm an idiot. Full is being the means not Korean me It's a full restaurant like I'm an idiot oops That was dumb that was dumb of me dog. Thanks for reminding me He's a fucking idiot All right, I was also do pick out five money. Number 17. So this is Dan attempting to tell Jessica about one of the most widely accepted, funniest things ever to come out of the internet. Okay. He doesn't get off to a good start. Cody listens to this podcast reply all, which is just about internet culture.
Starting point is 00:40:43 And they were talking about the dog. What is the count that rates dogs, rate dog, rate sweet rate dogs or dog suck. I don't know. Okay. This is not going well so far. All right. So MubbleMile finally gets around to telling a story. Number 18 is him picking back up and talking about what is widely agreed is one of the funniest things on the internet. But it always gives every dog an 11 to 14 rating out of 110. It's just like every dog gets an 11 or a 12 or. And there was a famous exchange where a guy wrote in and said Guy wrote to them and said like you're
Starting point is 00:41:27 You're rating systems bullshit like to like at least admit that it's bullshit and like and it's very serious and very really really trying to take Yeah, he went there for a serious dog rating system and and and and it was widely agreed that the probably one of the funniest things in the last 10 years The internet was the dog rating account responding to the guy saying, like, they're good dogs, Brent. Something like that. All right. Sound like he communicated a point just now. I was not expecting.
Starting point is 00:41:53 I know. I was like, I actually am following this. Interesting. Yeah, he communicated a point, but if that is what is widely accepted, I think the guy that broke the glass jar and his butthole is funnier than this. I agree. Yeah, Dan's not great on podcasts. And I've made this point many times before, Doug,
Starting point is 00:42:14 but it needs to be said, podcasts are ruining celebrities. They're overexposed. Why no one cares about award shows or any of this shit because it's like, yeah, this person's all over Instagram and TikTok. I don't give a fuck about this person. Comedians too. Comedians are just on like, you know, I'm not talking specifically about Bob Levy,
Starting point is 00:42:31 but if you do six fucking podcasts a day, it's like, all right, we got it. You know, we've seen enough of this person that it's a little bit of overexposure and it starts to get old a little bit. So, I don't know if they- Yeah, isn't there saying like leave them wanting more or something Yeah, correct. There will be no on course when I like to say
Starting point is 00:42:51 All right, so let me just explain how dumb Jessica is but you're coming you're saying this as of a poo without you're saying this as if the Simpsons without a poo Wouldn't have be the Simpsons anymore. No, I said, what, how did you ever get that? But because- That's crazy. No, that's absolutely, I can't believe you heard that. I'm saying that's all what they're saying. What are you saying?
Starting point is 00:43:14 I mean, dance argument for all of this is like, well, it's comedy. And, you know, they're not trying to solve the world's problems. It's like, comedy show. You want to watch a cartoon where everyone gets along. Right. And it does chores. It's so stupid. All right, come on.
Starting point is 00:43:29 So she tries to change the argument. Like, oh, well, you think the app, who is the central character of the Simpsons? No one's saying that. Nobody ever said that. Nobody ever fucking said that. By the way, going back to the Italian guy, do you know what his last name is? No. Luigi Rosoto.
Starting point is 00:43:43 I'm going to go that and look it up. Do you know what his last name is? No. Luigi Rosoto. I'll go that and look it up. I'm hungry. I look that up. I used to do a show with a guy named Vercada. Here comes the grease ball. I bring you the pizza. Why are you going to make it to fun? All right.
Starting point is 00:44:00 Let's find out. It dogs out of views. He's not as big as a Simpson's fan as we are. Let's find out how white the writers are on the Simpson's. How white do you think the Simpson's writer's room is? I'm sure it's white as the driven snow. Yeah, but wait, what does that imply? That there, if there's a black man in the Simpson's writer's room
Starting point is 00:44:23 that his job is like, no, but that's when we get into, do they care about and who is this for you know, damn it He was about to say so funny. I know Finally And explain no white people are all about spreading white supremacy all the time So well, that's not actually true. And how white is Denmark? Who gives a shit?
Starting point is 00:44:48 There's white people. I'm sorry, Jessica. It's kind of the people who founded this country. I'm sorry that's what happened. I apologize. You got a lot of eclipse here. Let's hit some of the main points. You referenced quite a bit that you think
Starting point is 00:45:02 that Dan is a comedic genius. Clip number 19 is him explaining what comedy is. Oh good. Comedy sometimes is actually like just lateral fucking like straight manning. Someone who has so is putting so much energy into the Vodville act of your exchange. Somebody climbs up on stage and is wearing a gorilla costume and they're dancing and spinning and jumping and frothing. Talking about that one guy in the Simpson's Writer's Room again. The funniest thing to do probably isn't a bigger gorilla costume a tapier dance. It's probably just to say something like, right, got milk.
Starting point is 00:45:50 I don't know what to say. Yeah. A tapier dance has got a funny, yeah. I like that. Don't start to convince me that I don't like dad Harbin, but it's not working on that clip. I tried that. So the last part of the episode that I listened to,
Starting point is 00:46:07 they started getting in talking about trolling, people trolling, and number 20 is Dan mumbling his way into figuring out why people troll. What about the trolls? The higher you rise above it, the more jack the ripper, these like trolling attempts are going to be. Like they're never going to stop. There's never going to be a high point where you're so high up in the air that they're like, I can't reach you.
Starting point is 00:46:40 They're going to be like, they will just, they will, they will bust out end words and see words and just literally tell you that they're gonna kill you and rape you and all this stuff. Like they'll do it because they're trying to do because they're not funny. They're trying to make you write their punchline. That's just occurring to me. I'm very proud of myself. Like that's what the shooling thing is. Is that what trolling is? So I think the first thing he uses the
Starting point is 00:47:11 word trolls just like he uses the word Nazis. So if somebody doesn't agree with his point of view, then they're trolling him. Right. That in his mind, they're actively trying to get a reaction out of them. Okay. You know, when if I put a tweet up or something in somebody comments about how shitty my show is, I don't think that they're trolls. I think that they just think that my show is shitty. I've got to let Doug know this. That's a good point. And then clip 21 is, is I believe that Dan, if he wanted to, he could be a pretty good troll. If someone says they want to rape you and stick your Chinese head on a pike and like,
Starting point is 00:47:51 fuck your parents. Yeah. Those are pretty good jokes. You wrote your own punch rise there, buddy. Good job. And he could write for the Simpsons. So only 70% Chinese, by the way, I want to point out. Okay. That's what we learned today.
Starting point is 00:48:08 Tempers like Korean, Jessica. I think I've only got two more clips that I really want to get to. Okay, number 25 is him explaining why he wants equality and why he is a liberal. This brings up a really provocative hypothetical, because I, I, I, I, he's, that's used the reason why I'm liberal. It's because I'm a narcissist and an elitist and I want equality as soon as possible because I want before I die, it to be acknowledged that I
Starting point is 00:48:44 was the most talented person in the world and had no fucking advantage. You're really selling me on this liberalism thing, Dan. Yeah. That sounds great. I also want to be praised and I want to be to lead us cool. I'm not sure what that meant. Again, Dan loses me sometimes. He's a little bit self-serving, I think.
Starting point is 00:49:04 Yeah, well, a little bit. Okay, so I think what I heard in that is he wants to pretend that everybody is equal so he can prove to everybody that he is above everybody else. How does that make sense? I don't know. How does anything that he said makes sense? I want all of you to be equal.
Starting point is 00:49:21 I wish everyone was six feet tall, so that'd be the tallest person. Like, wait, what? That's what's even worked that way. So that works. Okay. And then the last clip, it's really long and you can play it if you want to.
Starting point is 00:49:34 If you want to hear a story about Chevy Chase offering to come and somebody's coffee. Yes. Number 16. So I'm sure you did the research about how Dan and Chevy Chase had a very famous falling out. Yes, Chevy was on his show community and you got blessed.
Starting point is 00:49:50 Pretty hard. It turns out, Chevy Chase is an asshole. I don't know if everyone knew that or not, but didn't, didn't Harmon get fired from community as well? Or yes? I don't know. Or Rick and Morty or both. Not Rick and Morty yet. Justin Royland did. I don't know about Rick and Morty or both not Rick and Morty at Justin Royland dead
Starting point is 00:50:06 I don't know about community. I can't remember anyway, whatever and Allison Brey on community At the craft service table season one Looking for cream to put in her coffee and another gentleman who I will give his anonymity famous for his ability to control the room by rubbing people the wrong way and and shocking people and all this other stuff like Nejerk, like responds to Alison Brie looking for cream for her coffee by offering his semen. Um, Alison Brie, without batting an eye, responds affirmatively, says, yeah, get it in there, put it in there.
Starting point is 00:50:58 Let's see, we'll whip it out, put your coming there. The aforementioned legend shrinks in a way that I've never seen, received stops talking about it, no more drugging. Now, and I want to interject with that, like I'm definitely not suggesting this is what you should do, ladies, like no fucking way am I saying that. Okay. So I don't believe the tail end of that story. You know, I don't think Chevy Chase is like, oh, shit, she called me. She called me out. Right.
Starting point is 00:51:26 Right. So I'm not saying, I've heard what everything that you said about Chevy Chase, well-known being for being an asshole. But when even to this day in a fucking office, if somebody says, I need cream in my coffee, I raise my hand and volunteer. This is not exclusive behavior to Chevy Chase. That's true, that's a good point. Also, I just want to say because I'm a big Howard Stern fan,
Starting point is 00:51:51 that Chevy Chase and Howard had an issue for many years. And then they made up and then Howard got married to Beth O. And Chevy Chase gave a speech at his wedding. And it famously was the most offensive speech ever given at any wedding ever, where he just talked about like having butt sucks with Howard and all this crazy shit. And there's like, you know, families and children
Starting point is 00:52:12 and show like that. Like Chevy Chase doesn't like him a fuck. He's a problem sometimes. The problem is a, is a, is a, is a, is a, is a, of Chevy. Yeah. He's a, a problem with, yeah, problem with sizing. Wedding's this guy. Okay, so with that being said,
Starting point is 00:52:31 Chevy Chase being the type of guy that will stand up in front of a group of kids and talk about butt fucking Howard Stern. Do you believe for a second that he shrunk when she said whip it out, come in my coffee? No, I don't. I, I, I, I, Chevy's been around way too long to not know that that could be one of the scenarios that happens.
Starting point is 00:52:49 When you say he probably just called her a slut and move on In England slotted. All right, Doug, are we ready to move on? Yes. All right. This has been fun. There's been a fun discussion today I don't care what anyone says on right. This has been fun. This has been a fun discussion today I don't care what anyone says on reddit. This has been a lot of fun But now I'm gonna get a bunch of hate. I'm gonna get a bunch of hate this fucking time to now. You're good buddy. I think it's time It's time to mark zoom on and
Starting point is 00:53:21 Honestly, I don't even know if that bumper is correct or not. I don't know if we're going to mock zoom out. He had a big W this week. And I hit out of the park. I can't wait to discuss this. But first, Mr. Magenta set in a song that we have to play. His name is Emma. Can he farms across the land His bank account has never gone above a ground
Starting point is 00:53:54 And when he lies he really shows he has no plan Oh, Zuma, Zuma, go watch him drink till he can't stand His name is Zuma, he don't seem to understand He is a retard, a fuck with Levy and Brandon Oh, Zuma, Zuma, oh watch him lose all of his fans. And when he bombs all of his gigs, we'll get shit canned. Oh, yeah. Yeah, fuck you fuck you. Mr. Majenta. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 00:55:00 Come in and hot. I didn't know Rio had a big finish like that He said me, no, he's like I'd written out verses, but it didn't work so I just decided to vamp Mr. Adidas is like a vamping over the outro. He can vamp whenever he wants Oh, there he is well done. Doug didn't like it, but I did So I made up for Doug's discontent for that. You more than made up for it.
Starting point is 00:55:27 I did. Doug's like a parody science guy, really? That's what we're doing. He's gonna expose me. No, it's your show, man. It is my show. And that's why I want to bring on my buddy, Brian Johnson, who's coming on the show here
Starting point is 00:55:42 to pick week this week. Wow. Yee. What a week. What a week, Brian. No, it's not, it's coming on the show here in a big week this week. Wow. Yee. What a week. What a week, Brian. No, it's not. It's coming. So as you know, I was promoting
Starting point is 00:55:51 your appearance on Missy Loves Company. I talked about it on the show on Wednesday. I've been psyched about it. And I think I talked about it on the creep off I was. I mean, I've been talking, like you guys got to watch Missy Loves Company on Thursday, Brian Johnson's going gonna be on there and Brian Johnson has an issue with Shule and I can't wait to find out what that is because I don't
Starting point is 00:56:10 even know and well let's let's break it down let's see what happened so Brian this is gonna get a little weird because you're gonna watch we're gonna watch you well first we're gonna watch watch Chad watching Mizri no's company. Never going to watch you in a year than the inception of like, somewhere that happened eventually. Right now, Cardiff is watching us watching Brian watch Brian watching.
Starting point is 00:56:35 Correct. This is going to get a little weird. But bear with me because we have much to discuss starting off with this is where they're very beginning of Mr. Gross Company. You can see that Kevin is like, all right, so what's going on here? I thought we're going to have Brian on the show today. What's happening? So I, Bob, you got to tell everybody what's going on because I told Brian, Brian Johnson was here today, but I guess he can't do the show. What? You don't want them on?
Starting point is 00:57:05 Well, I didn't say I didn't want them on, but I'm not going to put up with somebody making a shit about somebody that isn't too and never met the guy. So send him a fucking LinkedIn. No, but Julie's sitting up here. No, he left. Ryan Johnson.
Starting point is 00:57:19 Where'd he go? Up to the house. That's E-rock, friend. Hot Sam. His friends with Kevin Smith. Good job, champ. Show's up. Let's go. I'll figure it out. I mean, if the guy wants to come on and make up shit, let's hear it then. Good, but he, but he not, he can't not like Shule. I mean, you guys are friends, but he can't. Uh oh. I'm having him honest because he doesn't like Shuley. Falling apart.
Starting point is 00:57:45 What did he do like Shuley? Said he didn't like Shuley. What's he bringing besides that? What's he bringing? I don't know. He's phrased on the Iraq show. Oh, wow. So that must be fucking huge.
Starting point is 00:57:55 All right. So Bob had sent a note to Kevin saying, should we have Brian and I need you. What's come on and talk to you about Shuley? I don't know that we should have him on. And what happened was Kevin called Bob Back and Bob didn't answer, because he wanted to talk about it.
Starting point is 00:58:11 Like really, we can't have this guy on. Like what's the issue? So then they decided to hash it out at the beginning of the show. And they're like, what's the deal? All the while, my buddy Brian is watching this. And he's like, what the fuck? I thought I was gonna go,
Starting point is 00:58:23 that's a good job today. Waiting for my link. gonna go, I'm gonna go to the show today. Waiting for my link. Yeah, right. We're in the missing link. Yeah, we're in the link coming. I was just on the show on this past Tuesday on Miss Riello's company. And a similar thing happened to me,
Starting point is 00:58:34 I'm very different obviously, where I didn't get the link at four o'clock and I'm just watching the show and I'm watching them like kind of figure out if they're gonna have me on the show or not. They're like, oh yeah, what's Sun Carl? They're like, okay, cool. I guess I am gonna get like, it's so weird.
Starting point is 00:58:49 It's a weird way to treat guests. I guess Brian wasn't having it. I was patient, I said, bye, oh wait, that's fine. So this is them not understanding who you are, Brian, which probably is part of what made you go, all right, well then fuck these people. I have no idea when you have such a great job of compel media bringing in the hundreds of months.
Starting point is 00:59:12 I mean, what can he be? Oh, wow. I did the profits. I mean, you, you're, are you being facetious? Are you really wanting to come on? Have them come on? It's not, it's not worth the headache, but like, I mean, you didn't hit me back. I just said, I called you. I called you. All right.
Starting point is 00:59:30 Communication breakdown. Yeah. So unfortunately, they only know about you because you do a show would you kindly with Eric Nagel on compound? And that's a great thing when you're having somebody on to only know sort of casually about the person. Don't don't look them up. Don't don't hit Google to be like, oh, okay Maybe he did a little he does a little more than that. Yeah, I know Wouldn't hurt to Google your name before I do this second. So what did taken seconds? You would have been a good I should have researched this You would have been a good get for them on this one So Kevin thinks the shouley's the one influencing
Starting point is 01:00:05 the decision here because Shouley's been staying with Bob this whole week leaving up to a potstown, their show tonight in potstown. So Kevin's just like, well, what do you mean? We can't have a guy on because he doesn't like Shouley. The Shouley tell you not to do that. And then this is just kind of odd because my sister-in-law gets involved in this. She said to super chat
Starting point is 01:00:26 And I was surprised that Chad said this and then being mad at somebody if you're gonna be an asshole people are gonna hate you I think Christina Marie, but me now. No, I'm talking about other people I think this Christina Marie on a super chat is related to Carl from Rochester. I think she's married to Carl's brother She sends me messages a lot. And one thing I'm going to come to my table. It's very odd. It's like no matter when it is. It's like, yeah, Brian Smith is in Kevin Smith films. He's not a bad guy. He's chill. Says Christina Marie. Yeah, I don't give a fuck, but I'm just saying for that point of the talk. I wanted to talk about why, you know, this guy's mad as Julie for no reason.
Starting point is 01:01:07 Yeah, this is an ongoing thing. So a couple of things I want to point out from that clip. First of all, Chris, you messaged Chad a lot. I'll see your mother's day tomorrow. I'll have to ask her about that one. I don't know that you were BFUMS with Chad Simaak. That's weird. But the other thing that Bob keeps saying is, this guy is mad at Shuley for no reason. Shuley is a public figure. And I'm not mad. Right. There's literally thousands of hours of Shuley
Starting point is 01:01:32 talking on the radio and on YouTube and on his podcast, like he's out there. There could be people who don't like him for a multitude of reasons. And Bob's going, this guy doesn't like Shuley for no reason, and I'll say, we didn't even have him on the show to explain himself. And goes on to say that I, it's because I don't know him, which is the same logic that
Starting point is 01:01:49 should use this guy doesn't even know me to which I'm like, well, so do you have to know somebody personally to not like them when we're like, Carl, I'm sure there's people that don't like you. I know there's a ton of other fuckers who don't like me. I never met them personally. Dude, you know why I hate to so hold on. I, it, it goes more than that though. It's not just about that.
Starting point is 01:02:07 It's about these guys think that they are big time on the internet now. Yeah. That they can just shit all over anybody. Because fuck, I've never heard of them. He's Brian Johnson. Brian Johnson, who? It missed a small time over there.
Starting point is 01:02:19 I don't, we don't need to get him on the show. Like if they would have done, as you said, a little bit of research, but then what? It would have, it would have, it would have went a completely different direction and they would have treated him a little more civilly because of his following. That even shows up their bigger dicks.
Starting point is 01:02:34 Yeah, no, I think that that's true though. I think that they, if they had realized what Brian's up to, they would have been like, oh great, let's have a month. Let's talk about it. And again, this wasn't Kevin's decision. This is all coming from my buddy Bob and Bob and I are friends. But this was a bad move on his part,
Starting point is 01:02:51 to be even concerned that you would come out and talk to him about Shule. That's the best thing to do. Like, have a month, talk to him about it, debate him. I don't understand what's interesting. Right, it is, it's Catholic, it's Abel C. It's an Abel C is. Right. And to tell you the truth, like, I assume that Sh interesting right it is it's conflict. It's I'm on scene. Yeah, it's an LLC is right
Starting point is 01:03:11 And to tell you the truth like I assume that Shule would be on like I didn't think that I would just come on Rippin to Shule like I assume that they would have him on so I was prepared for that Oh, yeah 100% and I just want to point out this idea that you can you have to know someone to dislike them I hate Andrew Cuomo. I actively hate the former governor of the state. I hate all other drivers. I hate those people, thousands and thousands of people I've never met. Yeah. The Chinese, the Koreans, I know. I know what you're talking about right now. I don't know them, but I hate them for a multitude of reasons. There's that one percent Nazi. All right. So I mentioned that Chad gets the W this week and it wasn't anything that he did Which is the funny part about this like everyone's just like wow Chad you're a great episode and I'll say this to Chad
Starting point is 01:03:53 Zuma and I know Geno's less thing. Well, we'll see what he has to say about this But I'll say this to Chad Chad you should make this episode Public because he's already hidden it you in order to watch this episode that I'm showing you right now, you have to be on his Patreon or his YouTube's member. This is one of those shows where it's like, no, no, what people just find this organically or if they're seeking it out, because this is a big W for you,
Starting point is 01:04:17 but it literally happened. Yeah, the W's for wandered into it. Yes, correct. Because this is how it all went down. Our review girl, Mary Beth decided to super chat. Mary Beth Johnson, $5. Brian is my husband. I'm begging you DM him a link and he'll come on here, much hard for life. Mary Beth Johnson. Is this true? Do you guys want me to go chat? Kevin's guest. I might have done that when I would like to. All right, this will be fun.
Starting point is 01:04:48 So literally, Chad had to be told, hey, Brian will come on your show. If you want to have him since they're talking, Chad about him on Mr. Nostal Company. So I'm pretty sure that Brian, you probably initiated that. Yeah, because well, the way it happened was, I mean, should I go back to the beginning or should we continue with this? And then I can go to the beginning of my shoelete distaste. Let's continue with this because we are going to get the shoelete stuff in a little bit. Okay. Yeah, I was just like after they didn't send a link and they
Starting point is 01:05:18 were arguing and then I'll get to it later. But Bob said a few things that I was like, well, fuck these guys. And since I watched Chad at the same time I watched them, I was like, fuck it, I should go on Chad's show, just sort of saying it. And then Mary Beth was like, you definitely should, really, what she was, oh, okay. Yeah, she was the, what the,
Starting point is 01:05:36 an impetus behind it. I don't know if I would have done it without her encouraging me. It's a great move. Because you even said, I didn't pull this clip, you even said you go, listen, E-Rock and Carl are gonna be mad at me for doing this, but I wanted to come on you show.
Starting point is 01:05:50 And trust me, I was shocked. I was watching this, I'll go down and you're up there, I was like, I was texting you. I'm like, what the fuck is going on right now? I'm like, what the fuck are you doing? I've been bamboozled. It's insane. So, yeah, E-Rock didn't think it was a good idea to go on MLC.
Starting point is 01:06:06 And then he really did. I think I did a good one, Chad. Which is funny because as we're going to play, it turns out, and I'll play this right now, turns out because E-Rock is one of the Kumiakucks. You know, if you check out Chad's blockbuster show, Kumiak's Cox, I'm featured on their Chrissy of course, and Anthony and an E-Rock for some reason,
Starting point is 01:06:32 which none of us understand. I had E-Rock on the show and he goes, I've never talked bad about Chad one time. I don't know why I got roped into this. Right out of the gate. I'm good friends with the E-Rock. Okay. So I'm not gonna shit on E-Rock.
Starting point is 01:06:44 I'm a follow-on. I honestly don't have a problem with E-Rock. We used to be pretty good friends with the Iraq. Okay. So I'm not going to shit on Iraq. I'm a car. I honestly don't, I honestly don't have a problem with Iraq. We used to be pretty good friends. He just kind of piled me, piled on me one day with Kumi and I was like, all right. So I don't, I don't have a problem with the Iraq. I really don't. I'm also a Carl Cuck. I'm really into W.A.T.P.
Starting point is 01:06:58 W.A.T.S. W-A-T.P. Yeah. I'm into all that stuff. Okay. Like say, don't't follow the judge here. Show, I'm kind of crossing into enemy territory, but I think it's important that you have a voice as well,
Starting point is 01:07:13 that these two guys just don't run rough shot over you non-stop like they have been. So that was odd, because immediately he's like, oh, I like Iraq, I can't wait what? What do you mean? How is that possible? Chad will very quickly do a 180. When faced with somebody.
Starting point is 01:07:31 Yeah, he might hurt himself one of these days. So I thought that was odd. I don't know if Iraq has responded to that to you. Brian showed up on the stream and it's like, oh, the wind's blowing the other way now. Yeah, exactly. Oh, Chad's like, hey, it's curl habity would book for this weekend. So free on Saturday. Everything's coming up to you, my dude, I'm wearing exactly the same outfit. I was wearing that day. I know. So fucking weird.
Starting point is 01:07:57 The hair is the same. Yeah, didn't even trim your beard for this one. No, no. All right, this is kind of like outside of everything else that I'm getting to, but I just Yeah, didn't even trim your beard for this one. No. All right, this is kind of like outside of everything else that I'm getting to, but I just want to bring it up because it's very, very funny. The big controversy that was going on in MLC this day is that Chad was caught super Channing himself. He's this guy. He's this guy to any baker.
Starting point is 01:08:21 Oh my God. It's so embarrassing. Yeah. So, so this this is not again, we're watching Chance Tree, but he's watching MLC and they're discussing this. It got real slow with super chats and and chat show at one point. And then and then he goes, and then he wasn't talking. Then he was on his phone. And then all of a sudden Eddie Baker sent him $10 and Eddie Baker super chat was, come on super chats and so let's step it up super chat. So he basically he basically want the letter.
Starting point is 01:08:55 He basically was like pretending he was Eddie Baker and like Eddie Baker was rallying the truth, but it was really Chad rallying the troops as Eddie Baker. So and that's of course Chad, of the troops as Eddie Baker. So, uh, and that's, of course, Chad, of course, Chad would do that. Oh, I'm Eddie Baker. He would do that. Eddie Baker. Hi, Eddie Baker. It's a terrible. Cause, cause I mean, Kevin brings up a really good point right there. Um, nobody's super chats. Come on, super chatters. Yeah. Let's start giving this guy more money. No one's ever superchan in that in the history of super chats who cares So I thought that was a pretty funny observation on their parts
Starting point is 01:09:29 Let's get into it now because this is where Brian really starts to go off and your plan if I'm not mistaken That's why I have you on here today so that you can correct me if I'm wrong about any of this stuff But this is my interpretation your plan was to go on and explain your issue with Shuley. You were not gonna go on there and blast Bob Levy or Kevin or any of this. But because Bob Levy's like, I don't wanna have this guy on,
Starting point is 01:09:58 that kinda opened up the floodgates and you start taking some shots here that are pretty crazy. The guy's gonna fucking chain smoking cadaver who says nothing who sits by and lets Shuley fucking talk his dumb shit. That's what I was coming onto MLC today for. I want Shuley to retire. Wow.
Starting point is 01:10:16 Yeah. I'm calling for Shuley's retirement. They're dragon Bob at when I used to do Comic-Cons. I saw Stan a lot, you know, Stan Lee. Yeah. The great story. The great Spider-Man. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:10:29 Towards the end, you know, Stan's in a wheelchair. Stan looks like a wax figure getting pictures taken with him. You know, like he, he wasn't even there. And I feel that's the way it's turning with Bob Levy. He's just there. He looks like a wax figure. Wow. The shirted backfire on Bob.
Starting point is 01:10:44 I bet he wishes he would have just not sent anything at the time he wanted the show. At this point, because this is not good. No, well, after we finish this, I'll tell you why I started going after Bob so hard. Okay, good. Another teaser, I like that. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:10:58 So then at this point, Brian goes on to explain to Chad that he's not just Erox co-host that he's been in Kevin Smith movies He made his own movie. He was on Howard Stern Promoting it. He's starting to tell him Steve Dave that's turning to an A&E show called comic book man He makes 10 times as much as the Shoei network on his Patreon. He's going through all this stuff It's just like what what whoa what holy shit So Chad's all this stuff to that he's got like an actual celebrity they're talking to, which I noticed he got nervous.
Starting point is 01:11:30 That's the thing about Chad. He started shaking. He's like, oh, this is pretty exciting. This guy likes me. Why? So then you go after the Shule Network. And I do want to talk about this with you. I think, well, first off, the whole Shule Network. And I do want to talk about this with you. I think, well, first off, the whole Shule Network thing is like, first, first, it's the
Starting point is 01:11:51 Shule Network, and then when people call them on it, it's a joke. Right. And if that's, if that's humor, I don't get it. I don't understand the joke. Like, where's the joke in naming a network after yourself, and then telling people you're just kidding around. Yeah, it's called from WATP is very kind to Uncle Rico, you know, like a couple weeks naming a network after yourself and then telling people you're just kidding around. And Carl from WATP is very kind to Uncle Rico, you know, like a couple weeks ago or a week ago, and he was on the show. He was talking about how, you know, Uncle Rico does it the best, because they got three comedians, which I couldn't disagree with more. I think they have zero comedians on that show. Wow. Yeah, Mike Morris give me a break. I shot fired. He has a web Mike Moore says a website teaching other people how to be funny.
Starting point is 01:12:31 Really? Yeah. I don't know much about Mike. I don't know much about nobody does because nobody fucking cares to look into him. He's nobody. He's literally nobody. He's been on the stern. He was on the stern show 20 years ago.
Starting point is 01:12:44 I was on the stern show. I ago. I was on the Stern show I never talk about it ever. Yeah, Mike more that clip has it all by the way, Brian I would wanted to come back to you on that clip because my voice is a fucking hack and I didn't even realize He's he teaches people how to be funny Yikes Yeah, blind Mike did a breakdown of the the website. It was pretty funny Yeah, I know I finally was made aware of that this week and I was like, oh, he's one of these guys. Anyone who teaches comedy classes, it didn't work out for them.
Starting point is 01:13:14 That's that what successful people do. They don't go, okay, well, now that I'm Dave Chappelle, I guess I can teach other people how to craft a joke. No, that's not what you do at all. When you're actually good at what you do. All right. So, you know how many comedy classes, Bill Burr and Chappelle and Chris Rock teach? Probably zero. Exactly zero. And honestly, they probably teach more people comedy
Starting point is 01:13:40 than any comedy teacher does. Because that's how you learn comedy by observing how to craft a joke and how that whole thing works. Oh, that's funny. Yeah. So it's explaining to you. This is how you craft a joke. Yeah, no, I know. I get it. All right. So then we talk
Starting point is 01:13:57 about me, you know, Chad wants to know what my deal is. So, so you don't like truly, so what's Carl's problem with me? Why is he like dogging me so bad? Like I, you don't like Shuley. So what's Carl's problem with me? Why is he like dogging me so bad? Like I, it's weird. I don't know. I don't really talk, like when I talk to Carl, it's never about like you or Shuley or any of these guys. It's mostly about WATP stuff.
Starting point is 01:14:19 I don't know. I guess I think like, I understand like the kumi thing, the punch on the eye, all that. Like I understand you were trying to get something going. Yeah. Um, I appreciated it. I thought it was funny. And the thing that, uh, that I, I mean, I guess like, look, Carl brought your rap sheet on.
Starting point is 01:14:39 Admittedly, you can't, you can't sit there and be like, well, I'm a fucking model citizen. And I think like maybe people hold that against you. Three of those things were wrong, though, and that she's 18. There's a couple of them. I was like, dirty pages. They got the dates wrong. I know. He was complaining that I got a date wrong. And then I actually pulled up the document that I downloaded from the internet and showed that, oh, it says 93 93 but it might have been 0-3
Starting point is 01:15:05 Okay, he might be right about that and I explained it alive on the show while it was happening But how funny is that we went through dozens of things that Chad did he goes he got two or three of them wrong That was an aggravated So here's my thing with you Brian is I totally disagree with what you said that him making up that story about Kumia's fans jumping him was like something that he actually had calculated that was going to make the show more interesting like that was he was just why? He was just trying to get away with the lie and it didn't work as melting colored
Starting point is 01:15:40 amount. So I don't know if you're just trying to get his good graces there. Like, what was your thought behind that? My thought, and I thought I also said it was that, uh, and then he said that you guys spoke afterwards was, um, he, when he came on the show and he was like, Oh, no, I like John. John's a good guy. It follows me on Twitter, all that shit. I said, you kind of fucked up his show.
Starting point is 01:16:01 You fucked up the flow of the show. Yeah, I do. That's what, yeah, I was like, what the fuck is this guy doing? Yeah. I think that's probably more accurate. I'm just saying to give Chad credit for the made up getting jumped by Kumiya fans lie is insane. Because he was literally just trying to get away with that lie.
Starting point is 01:16:20 It wasn't, it was, it was, it was this grand scheme. He was like, oh, I'm going to go up with the story. And then we get all these people watching Missouri, it's like, no, you were starting to see a little converter and, you know, some mountain at your eyeball. And I know you're in that theory. Yeah, but if no one ever called it out, I like it too. Yeah, it would have just gone away. Correct. Yeah. It was, it's only because of Patrick Melton that he had to make up a second lie about ordering chicken tacos and a food truck. I've been calling some guys girlfriend I'm going to be in up, which is the crazy story. I mean, neither of them are believable. That one was like bonkers. Yeah. Hey, aren't you a comedian? It makes me enjoy chat,
Starting point is 01:17:01 chat for chat. Yeah. I don't like there's not a lot of guys out there that do this kind of shit. Good point. I like his antics, you know? Good point. And I saw people on Twitter, they're like, don't go near chat. He's toxic. He's shit. He's all this.
Starting point is 01:17:15 He's all that. I'm like, I feel like I went on his show for 20, 25 minutes. I didn't give him my social security. I didn't tell him. I didn't tell him where we hide the spare key to our house. You know, you're not moving into his place. I didn't tell him any. Okay.
Starting point is 01:17:29 No. Yeah. my social security. I didn't tell him I didn't tell him where we hide the spare key to our house. You know, you're not moving into his place. Okay. No, yeah. Plus he already knows. Tell you the truth as far as I know Chad's never said a negative thing about me. It didn't appear even knew who the fuck I was. Yeah. So, so like I don't give a time. Anything personal against Chad. And I like I like the underdog I like watching him get ran in pissed. It's it's so amusing. All right.
Starting point is 01:17:51 You know, speaking of amusing, I thought this was a very funny thing that you said. Yeah. I really don't like I can sit here and say I have a kid what she's 17 years old. She is down syndrome. She is objectively funnier, has better comic timing. It makes more in super chats when she livestreams than the Uncle Rico show.
Starting point is 01:18:13 Wow, that's rough. She has a lot of people who love her. Yeah, and that's a kid that's not working with a full deck and she's still able to overcome that and out funny those fucking ass clowns. Somebody's gonna clip this and people might see it. Are you cool with that? I'm totally fine with it. That's good that Chad's gonna explain how the internet works. I wait a second. This isn't just a FaceTime.
Starting point is 01:18:38 I thought it was between you and me, we're just having a conversation here about my daughter. I didn't realize. So, but let me ask you this though, Brian, does your daughter let people know that what she does is funny, because that's what Uncle Rico does. They put it in the tag. She constantly tells them. She's like, look guys, I have Down syndrome and I'm funny. You know, every chance she gets in case they fucking forgot because you've been, she has, she's not as, she hasn't been reminding them for 17 years, you know, or 20 years like Uncle Rico has, you know, that's what I call shrewling now because he's on the Rico.
Starting point is 01:19:15 Talk about, talk about paying your dues. I mean, Down syndrome is up there, I would say. Yeah, I mean, there are no higher dues. All right. So now let's get into it. Let's find out what Brian's be says. That's like the layaway of paying your dudes. They just keep going on. Correct.
Starting point is 01:19:34 The interest just keeps a racking up on it. It's like it's the rena center of paying your dudes. The rena center. I have the TV, but. Cost of you way more than it should. All right, here's, um, this is Brian breaking down his beef with, uh, was shelly eager. He drove John off the internet with his nonstop assault on him. This is what I believe. Anyway, I feel like John would still be around. Carl did like little segments. John fought back. It was fun. But then Shuley goes on with this arrogance and this smugness like he's done
Starting point is 01:20:09 something more than John. It's like if you look at their post-stern trajectory, John has done far more than Shuley. Shuley's down there in Alabama trying to eat out a living from super chats and selling crystals for his fucking wife. Wow. I honestly, I didn't know you had an indie Brian always shit Whoa, this is kidding. That's right now. I mean Brian so mild mannered and just like a you know laid back guys I hope I'm always on your good side Brian. Yeah No, you have no worries, Chris. Thank God So I don't know if you want to elaborate on that at all. If that was
Starting point is 01:20:48 the point. You mean in general everything? Yeah, I'm why we're not sure. We're here now. Let's go. Well, here's the way it happened. You know, like I never like Shuley back in the Stern days. I never thought he was funny. I'll see. I'm sorry I dropped you right away, but I will say this. And I mean this. It's not because Shuley and I are friends now. I always liked Shuley. And I know that he had a thing with already. Yeah, sure.
Starting point is 01:21:16 I know we had a thing with already when already called in the hack pack. And he got very offended by that. And there was a whole blow up and a lot of people didn't like Shuley after that whole thing happened. But I always thought Shuley was a good contributor to the Howard Stern show. Anyway, go on. Now let's talk shit. Yeah. You say your piece.
Starting point is 01:21:33 Yeah. You know, I didn't have a lot of awareness of Shuley because I stopped listening to Stern. I don't even know when he left. You know, once Stern turned post-aphydo, I was like, I'm out. I'm done with this dickhead. Talk. you know, once turned, turned, pacified, I was like, I'm out. I'm done with this dickhead. So it was only when he sort of was coming around with, with you when he was on your show and Uncle Rico and that kind of thing. And, you know, I like the John bashing. So I was like, I'll give Uncle Rico a try. I watched it. I thought it sucked. I did not like there. I think they have no chemistry. I think that they were, they were fucking biting off you way too hard. Yeah, but Mike Moore's puts on those
Starting point is 01:22:12 gloves. It's so funny. He puts on those. He puts his roach on the microphone. Oh, gosh. I mean, awareness. Yeah. Yeah. Side splitting. Side splitting. So is the term I believe I believe that's correct So I would take you know like like when you were on MLC I would take like passive aggressive pot shots a truly through like super chats and stuff Yeah, but like I'm not the kind of person who goes on Reddit and posts about them I don't like I'll read Julie's anonymous, but I never post I don't add anything and One time a couple two weeks ago, I was on Comba, would you kindly with the Iraq? And I believe it was Eric Zain was on to. And I was talking
Starting point is 01:22:53 about Shuley and Iraq was talking about Kevin and Bob and Iraq said, you want me to get Shuley on? I said, sure, if you want to. Yeah he text him, uh, shuley didn't want to come on. And because I didn't know him and he didn't know me. And then he said, I was a cunt. And he didn't want to come on. So I was like, okay, that's, that's fine. What I wanted. How did he arrive at the conclusion that you were a cunt? Uh, he threw a very hysterical joke that he sent to E. Rocky. He said, look, I'm no doctor, but he is all the symptoms of being a con. Yeah, oh, no, no, pause for laughter. That's good. Nope. Okay. Everyone done laugh. Yeah, I think I have that.
Starting point is 01:23:37 Please clap. All right, God. So I was like, okay, you know, he doesn't want to come on. That's fine. Then after that was when I sent the super chat and that's when Kevin Brennan noticed that I didn't like Shuley. And he's like, hey, if you want to come on and talk shit about Shuley, you're welcome, you know, I didn't message Brennan, Brennan messaged me. Yes. And he said, hey, do you want to come on and talk shit about Shuley? And I was like, sure, that would be fun.
Starting point is 01:24:04 Again, assuming that Bob would be aware and surely would probably be on there to combat me. And I, you know, I thought it could have been kind of fun. Right. Uh, the day came and I waited for the link, the link never came. I saw them arguing about it. And then surely would have been spared because I would have never gone on Chad if Bob hadn't opened his fucking big mouth And as soon as the fucking dust came out and he started talking and saying shit like you know, I'm a nobody Yeah, you know this asshole's coming on to just talk shit about Shuley. Why are we doing this now?
Starting point is 01:24:38 I if Bob didn't want me on because he's friends with Shuley and he just didn't want some guy He didn't know come on and talking shit about him Shuley and he just didn't want some guy. He didn't know, come on and talk and shit about him. I totally understand that. Yeah. Like, that's understandable. On my show, if somebody was like, Hey, I want to come on and talk shit about Sal, I would be like, well, no, like I wouldn't want it either. Right.
Starting point is 01:24:56 But it was only after Bob started fucking mouth and off and talking about like, these are guys who have shit on me and E Rock nonstop for maybe years. Yeah, right. The show on the internet, the terrible show this that E Rock's fat, E Rock's lazy. My first interaction with Kevin Brennan was I back and forth on Twitter. This is going back a year or two where he's like, why won't you review Would You Kindly? That's the worst show on the internet. And you're a fraud if you don't review Would you kind of as you know and I've stated this
Starting point is 01:25:27 many times the people who say I have to do steel toe or have to do would you kind of like those people would not be satisfied with it anyway so why would I do that I think I'm marching towards people who don't like me and just want to use me to go after their end and they have an agenda yeah it's a stupid I could I'd be really dumb to do that. But that was my first. So yeah, he's been railing on you for a long time, I guess, my poor. For a long time. And he's mentioned it in, you know, just recently where he's like, oh, he said this guy can take some good natured ribbing. Now, how good natured the ribbing was, I'm not sure. But he's right. I can take it. And I was
Starting point is 01:26:02 willing. I enjoy Kevin Brennan. I enjoy MLC. That's the reason I watch it. Yeah, I really like it a lot. But then when Bob started saying all that shit and he's like, you know, he's just trying to get heat off us. And like I look at Bob Levy and the last thing I would try to do is get heat off of him. He looks like his core body temperature is about 70 degrees or so.
Starting point is 01:26:23 He looks like a dead person. You know, he sits there, he barely says anything, he just fucking smokes, and he does it six times a fucking day or whoever many podcasts they have. The whole time blathering on about how he's brilliant, how everything he says is gold and all this other shit. And I'm like, they are not recognizing the signs of pre-seaseen aisle dementia. Like this is a man in need of help. Well, I don't know about that. I am a Bob Lee fan. I know you are.
Starting point is 01:26:51 And it's funny because like none of you wouldn't send any of these things. I just want to head you on MLC. Like you were scheduled to be. Like they're just a good hang of you on. And like you said, I'm Chad Show, you're like, and if they didn't like what I said, they could kick me off at any time. They do it. They did it. They do it. They do it.
Starting point is 01:27:08 Everybody. Yeah. Yeah. And, and, and, and honestly, if Bob had it opened his mouth, I would have just sat there and watched MLC and not been on it. Right. Like I didn't have a burning passion to talk about. Shouli, I didn't ask to come on MLC. I've never got asked to go on any show and talk shit about Shuley, but I find him so fundamentally unfunny and boring that I just like it almost seems irrational when I think about it, but then in with a cooler, when cooler senses prevail, I'm like, no, he does suck. He is terrible. Now, I'm going to send Brian a message to see if he wants a link to watch me and my co-hosts
Starting point is 01:27:45 figure out who he is. And then yesterday, I don't know if you caught yesterday's but man, they were really going out. They were really headed each other. Well, they were really and Kevin was pissed at Bob because he knows that he dropped the ball by not having you on the show and he was upset and maybe he's mad at himself a little bit too. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:28:06 But he seemed to be upset that they didn't have you on and that it turned into a big giant w for Chad. That was a bad move. Yeah. They sent me a link yesterday to see if I wanted to come on. And yeah, shut up. I heard. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:28:20 Well, I was I was getting ready for my for my live stream that I do at the wife and kid. And so, and plus on top of it, I was like, well, what am I, like, why would I go on now after I've already said my piece after everybody? Like, I honestly, I cannot believe this many people are interested in my opinion of surely it's like, well, after producing IMDb, Brian, we'd like to invite you back on to our show. You're on the Howard Search show. Well, yeah, of course you come on. I'll say that. That's why I don't. Now I feel like dog, you know, your co-host in the show today, I feel like you're getting way too many words. And so I'm going to put an end to that and bring Gino Biscotti. Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, you stop looking at me guys guys by the way they want to have me back on MLC last
Starting point is 01:29:11 I knew I think this is probably the end of that guys. Guys. I'm gonna invite anymore guys Brian you stop looking me got what are you doing? God dude I've I got in it three and I said take your time. I was fucking enjoying the fuck out of this. I was fucking up, but I wanted to get your take on what you saw. What you did is this week. I said the same thing. I'm like, God, I immediately texted the rock and I'm like, it is the line and I'm sorry if you haven't seen it. It's one of the greatest movies ever, Midnight Run. And the guy screaming at one of his two henchmen, the late Paul Servino. And he just looks at the other guy. He's like, he
Starting point is 01:29:50 ain't mad at me. Is he? And that's what I thought watching fucking Brian when he's like, he's shitting on Shule and Levy and I call Erock. I'm like, Brian likes me, right? He likes me. I'm not in the cr- and he's like, he's mad, Gavin hat on, hat on his show. I'm like, yeah, your mind, you can come and do whatever the fuck he wants. And and it was I was watching and look, I'll say this again, fuck the writers strike. Suck a giant dick sit there, Carl. Suck a dick. Because all the writers have done and this leads into the MLC and I say this on in hot water is for the past three years further the narrative bullshit.
Starting point is 01:30:33 Hey, here's here's a I'm a writer. I wrote dance with vaccine needles comedy ensues. Go on go behind the mic cobear and say Donald Trump was arrested. Grin smuggly and wait for a plus. I suck my dick riders and I'm at the age now. I'm fucking, I'm fucking, I'm not dating this. How do young chick is you, Brian, married wife? But I mean, the first thing I check now is you two. I look for fucking this and I look for fucking stilto. I know you don't like him. I look for Chrissy's podcast. I look for fucking the BS show not to be
Starting point is 01:31:07 confused with the miserable men show, which is the same show with a different backdrop, but I love them both. This is what I watch. And the writers are like, we need to be paid more. Why? You're being hung out to fucking dry and as my girl, as my girl Kiana calls
Starting point is 01:31:20 it, I sub to the real housewives of YouTube, Vanderpump rules, MLC. And when you went on, Brian, I'm watching and I'm screaming. And it's always about me. I'm like, I was right because when I went on with Chad, we have to say Chad, when I was on, he is a co-host with Chan Zubak now. I lost my mind for two reasons. Everyone's like twice. The second time I went on, I gave him a week. That's seven days or the length of a two hour show of Kevin Brennan solo streaming. Seven days I gave him because the last thing I said, the first one was what? When I basically brought up the fact that you lied, Chad.
Starting point is 01:32:02 Yeah, one lie about. Is what you asked? Did I not go, you basically lied, your first lie, dragged the boss in, you changed the lie, so they wouldn't realize the second one was a lie, and you kept the boss in both. And by the way, the guy that hit you, you said was the guy from Stoney,
Starting point is 01:32:16 so you attacked all these people, and he goes, everyone lies in podcasting, and I said, I don't, I don't. And that was another lie. It's like, I did it as a bit Chad You're fucking D.I. Am retarded. It's funny because we were playing that clip and my buddy blind Mike was saying how he's like Does he think that Joe Rogan has a big audience or Tim Dylan because they're just lying all the time He's like everyone in podcast. Yes, he does know that's not even close to true
Starting point is 01:32:40 And then I gave him a week and what did he do in that week? He well I was lucky enough to get him the day that friggin Kevin Brennan, who behind a paywall, we have clips of him dropping in bombs and the man, the man that fucking literally says the, says fucking followed immediately by the N word. Okay, that's racist. Okay. And this is something I said, I'm like, I never say that word without thinking first, because I have a point to it.
Starting point is 01:33:05 But this is where God free gets his info. He goes after Chad, Chad is backpedaling you brought it up perfectly. And when I go on, for all the people that said I went on yelling, go back and watch, I said, okay, Chad, you've had a week. What did I lie about? And what does he say? He tries to be funny. I can't believe Gino made this about him
Starting point is 01:33:45 Point and I mean it simply put thank you for not to quote stewie now we get to the corner you playing a video I know We would have a conversation right out of loop Guys I'm not being standoffish that was really funny and I'm letting everyone laugh at it It's not fuck you Doug. So what I'm saying Alright back to the Gino show the Gino show. Take it away, Gino. Look at me. Look at me. I'll everyone's back. But simply put, like I said, Chad, what did I lie about? He tried to be funny. And then I lost my mind because I was, I was the reason you fucking broke MLC, Brian, is because you were a guy that doesn't lie. And I gave Chad the opportunity to like Chad, if you just admit and say,
Starting point is 01:34:25 I lied on MLC, Geno never lied, I would have had credibility. But I didn't. So I screamed at him and left and you called him out. But when you went on, oh my God, Brian, it was a chef's kiss and you said it perfectly. Chad's too stupid to know to bring you on. Your wife fucking said, he'll come on. And then you just, and then Chad was like, and Chad really does suck at his job. He really does. But it's like you were just spouting truth after truth. And people are like, and Chad doesn't even know how to respond to the truth is like, yeah, ah, ah, ah, and the more you said shit, like I literally texted bread. And I'm like, and I, and I, I owe a lot to Bobby. He'll get started in comedy and I can watch from a different perspective.
Starting point is 01:35:05 Now he's got to get out of there, but he's sick of Kevin. And he's sick of Kevin's lies. And he just watches him lie and he doesn't care. But as my father used to say, he didn't know whether to shit or go blind. So when you were going to go on and shit on, surely Bob's like, now I got to put up with two people. I've got to fucking ignore when they shit on people because I need the super chat money. And he said, don't, he said, don't come on. And when you brought him on, when you were on Chad show, the moment the chef's kiss went Bob and I love Bob, but when Bob goes, put him on, put him on. No dummy.
Starting point is 01:35:35 Kevin Brennan broke. You didn't want him on. He went somewhere else and he's shitting all over you. And now you want him on suck my dick. And I will let you get up and do it this time. Suck my dick. So you're broken. You know, you actually said something to Chad that I thought was interesting. Yeah, I said a lot of stuff. Put it on me. I can see too many people. Put it on me. I'm kidding. No, what you said though is you go, Bob is, is we can
Starting point is 01:35:57 save Bob. He could be saved from the whole situation. Now I think that Brian has a different opinion on that based on what Brian was really he bob that much. He annoyed me though and he started saying shit about me without without knowing because it's like a like and the same breath. He's like he doesn't even know Shulie. Why would he come on and talk shit about him? He doesn't fucking know me. I never met Bob Levy, but he has no problem talking about shit about me all the time. Good point. That's a pretty good point. And I want to play just a couple more clips here because
Starting point is 01:36:29 Chad talks about how he lied to me the first time he came on W ATP. And like when he sent me the first note he ever emailed me, he's like, I'm a huge fan of the show. I want to come on and now he's going to tell you how he's lying. He was lying. That is entertaining. So I reached out to him. I wasn't really like a listener, but I said,
Starting point is 01:36:45 I'm a big fan, whatever, because he had a lot of followers. I'm like, I'll come on to show. And it didn't go well. I had an idea of what I wanted to do. I was like in a few with Chrissy Mayer. And then, that's very telling that he goes, I lied to Carl and said I like to show,
Starting point is 01:36:59 because he has a lot of followers. That's the way Chad thinks. And he thinks everyone thinks that way. And they don't. Yeah. I don't lie to people and tell them I'm a fan of theirs if That's the way Chad thinks. And he thinks everyone thinks that way, and they don't. Yeah. I don't like it if people tell them I'm a fan of theirs if I don't watch the show. That's ridiculous.
Starting point is 01:37:10 You said it perfectly. Like he's gonna fucking break his neck doing these 180s. He is, and this is the problem. And I've compared the MLC chat, which is why I can enjoy it more. It's like they are the fucking Romans just throwing out super chat money. So these guys will keep attacking each other. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 01:37:30 And they think it's real. It's a perfect segue. It's speaking of the 180s. I couldn't believe Chad said this. So I mean, I don't even hate Carl. I really don't. Well, I think, and I remember I was listening. I think it's when you kind of trolled him
Starting point is 01:37:48 where you were like, stuttering John's a good guy. And I remember listening to that show and like, you know, having listened to every episode at WETP, I'm like, I wasn't really that familiar with you. So I was like, what is this guy doing? Like, why is he doing this? Like, kind of fucked up the show. I fucked up the flow of the show.
Starting point is 01:38:03 And I think that's my joke. That's my joke. The same thing you started. Guys, he's stealing my big guys. You know, Gino, there's some people on the sub-right now who are not going to enjoy your appearance today. I'm just going to predict that. I'm just going to predict that.
Starting point is 01:38:21 His healing me with what he's writing. Carl Superpower is understanding what Gina's talking about. Gina gets started in argument in an empty room. When he goes wrong, Gino, EXE, guys fucking scatting and be bopping all over me. I have one more clip that I have to play and then we can move on from this. But this is, I mean, it's so embarrassing.
Starting point is 01:38:40 Like, one of the things that I guess Chad was saying and you were saying, Brian's like, Like one of the things that I guess Chad was saying and you were saying Brian's like, oh this guy's an old guy and that guy's an old guy and it's like we're old guys, like oh, us, look at all of us, we're old men having these fucking ridiculous, I don't even know what to call it, high schools.
Starting point is 01:38:59 Yeah, these high school feuds on the internet. It's almost so silly. This is the best hospice care I could get. That's giving me a break. But I thought that Brian, you made a great point here few times on the internet. It's almost so silly. This is the best hospice care I could get. Yeah, I'm giving it right. But I thought that Brian, you made a great point here. And again, she leaves my friend, I think, I hope. But this is a very good point. Well, that's another thing that Julie said that like he was just like,
Starting point is 01:39:18 I'm sorry, I stole Jack Tober from the guy who stole Jack Tober. And if Julie's so fucking stupid that he doesn't see the difference between Joel, Joel, Joel, Joel, Joel, Joel, Joel, Joel, Joel, Joel, Joel, Joel, Joel, Joel, Joel, Joel, Joel, Joel, Joel, Joel, Joel, Joel, Joel, Joel, Joel, Joel, Joel, Joel, Joel, Joel, Joel, Joel, Joel, Joel, Joel, Joel, Joel, Joel, Joel, Joel, Joel, Joel, Joel, Joel, Joel, Joel, Joel, Joel, Joel, Joel, Joel, Joel, Joel, Joel, Joel, Joel, Joel, Joel, Joel, Joel, Joel, Joel, Joel, Joel, Joel, Joel, Joel, Joel, Joel, Joel, Joel, Joel, Joel, Joel, Joel, Joel, Joel, Joel, Joel, Joel, Joel, it. Wow. Like if you don't see the difference between the two. And then to beat it into the ground so that like, and that this is the thing I hated is that he made me sympathize with John. Yeah. These John's human garbage to borrow a fucking phrase from KB. But like any time John was on and Carl was talking about him, you're just like, you draw your own conclusions.
Starting point is 01:40:01 You're like, my God, this guy's such a piece of shit. And then Uncle Rico, I watched a couple episodes. It was so, it sucks so bad I couldn't continue to watch. But it's just like 80 episodes in. It's like they're looking for shit from like, you know, the 90s, you know, just to keep going so they can keep hammering him. And I just, I don't know. It's not, no, it seem too bullying for me and me.
Starting point is 01:40:25 It reminds me of when Flanders asked Homer, did you have to pour salt on the lands that I could grow? I was thinking, oh, we're just like, yeah. You know, I mean, it's like, not only did you steal the bit, but you also ruined it for everyone. Okay. I think it's the point you were trying to make there. Yeah, the final straw was when he was doing the bail and do pre-shit. I was like's the point you were trying to make there. Yeah. The final straw
Starting point is 01:40:45 was when he was doing the bail and do pre-shit. I was like, this guy has no fucking shame. Wait, this is insane. You're lying. You're lying. You're lying. You're lying. You're lying. You're lying. You're lying. You're lying. You're lying. You did the exact same TikTok clips that you did of bail. And this is going back like a month or two, maybe. When I saw that, I was like, this is insane. That's funny. I can't believe it. I didn't even know that. I think, I think someone told me that I thought they were joking. That's like a crazy. And then surely, I then surely did come back at me. And I'll admit, I may be going through PTSD due to his brutal take down. I don't know if you, do you have that? Do you have that clip of him coming back at me?
Starting point is 01:41:22 I sent you the reddit post. Oh, shit. Did you email? I've seen a clip. I seen a clip of him coming back at me? I sent you the Reddit post. Oh shit. Did you email? I've seen a clip. I seen a clip of, I think, Shuley responding to you where he was saying, I'm sorry that some of us know famous people and some of you don't or something along those lines.
Starting point is 01:41:35 Oh, well, his first, his first thing was, you know, if you don't have it, it's fine. Did you email him? Do you remember that? I remember him. He texted me. He bry texted it to you. Okay. I'll we pull that up then. Go ahead.
Starting point is 01:41:45 Well, the first thing is that I'm not sure who he's sitting next to. It might be a producer or a... Yeah, he's so dumb. I'm friends with him too. I can't see this. I don't know that guy and I'm about to say something bad about him. So sorry, you're a friend. I'll pull this up.
Starting point is 01:42:01 I have it here. Okay. So somebody put this on the shoelace anonymous subreddit Right look at Brian is producing my show now. This is great It's like the Simpsons when Barcos. I don't want to tell you to your job cheap. No, no if you don't nobody's gonna do it I'm sorry. You want to do more symptoms? You have to know that it's a bit of a little opposite. I'm just not sorry.
Starting point is 01:42:24 I'm actually going to do, uh, why are you laughing, which is blind, Mike, show about the history of comedy? I'm going on a show on Tuesday, we're talking about the Simpsons. So I'm excited for that. I don't even know how to prepare for that. Jesus Christ. You want to be part of that? I will say this to give your co-host, credit, Brian, like when I was like,
Starting point is 01:42:46 and I know he's your dear friend, fucking Carl, you're fucking Buddy Pat Dixon who's hit three women now, four if you include me. Like I would lose my mind. I would lose my mind screaming at E-Rock. Like I said, if E-Rock ever wants to have fun, he should just post this,
Starting point is 01:43:02 like they'd be rambling, screaming, screaming, screaming, and he would just send me a Simpsons meme. I would be like, I'm sorry, buddy. Thank you. It was just make it all better. It's like I don't know why you put enough with me. That's good to know. It's funny. Okay, with people with chat arguing with people when it was against Bob and KB, he now he has BJ on against you and you are against him. No, not the same thing. No, and it's not the same thing. I don't know if he wants you to call him BJ, by the way, but can you pause it?
Starting point is 01:43:31 No, my that is a joke. I have been immune to since probably 1975, 76. Yeah. So this is why I say, surely fucking sucks is that like he thinks that a joke that people used against me in fourth grade still holds up in 20, 20, 20. That's Ray DeVito's closer, fucks, I hate you. And the guy like, he's worse than surely because he's enabling surely. Surely now thinks
Starting point is 01:44:05 that that joke is funny. All right. Do you want to watch any more of this clip? Is there more to it? No, I don't think there's any more to it than that. The other one. I want to check out the other one. The other one I would like to break down. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. You don't want to watch any more. He got you fucking right. Yeah. Turn it off. Cry, baby. I don't want beach in a cry. I don't want to do it. No job. Guys, guys, I'm down here. Guys, or wait, maybe this maybe that was the one. Okay.
Starting point is 01:44:33 Yeah. He responds to my comments. Okay. If if Brian's able to recover from that sick burn, then we'll get his take. And this is where Johnson tore you a new-hole on Chad's show said two people to me today. I'm very happy that Brian finally got on a show where he can voice his hatred for me. Well, deserved too. I mean, I remember when I fucked him over years ago, oh no wait, I didn't do that. Well, at the time where I beat up, no, I didn't do that.
Starting point is 01:45:07 In fact, I didn't do a goddamn thing to this guy. He's so desperate to get my attention. He's saying that I'm smug and cock. Well, you chased Senator and John off the internet. And I think that a lot of WTP listeners are bummed about that to be honest with you. Yeah, it's not two people. But look, I don't go around looking for comments about myself for anything, but like I do read the subreddits and I go to YouTube and it was more than two
Starting point is 01:45:32 people, Shuley. Smug and cocky. Yeah, look at I'm sorry, you know, I'm sorry that some of us believe in themselves and some of us are friends with celebrities, you know, that's all. Okay. What does that mean? So that means that I get some chat would say. Yeah, I was wondering what I'm reading as smug and cocky is really wildly misplaced confidence. I was thinking insecurity. That could, that could be too. And it's just like, what, yeah, like what does me having? Yes. I admit it, you know, I'm ready to confess. I do have some famous
Starting point is 01:46:14 friends. Yes. I don't know what the fuck that has to do with my dislike of shooly, but you know, I would even categorize it as like again, I'll tie this into the writer's strike. Fuck you. Once again, there's a new model. Okay. And I would call what? What? What?
Starting point is 01:46:33 Do we just love how you're returning to the writer's strike? I want to hear everyone who has to say about it. Brian, real quick, before we get into the more writer's strike conversation, it's not but fuck me. Go on. I'm sorry, Doug. What percentage of your patrons do you think signed up because your friends with Kevin? Um, I would have to go initially, maybe some, but five years later, I would put it at about
Starting point is 01:46:58 0%. That's fair. There's no fucking way. Just like when people are like, oh, you had a show because your friends with Kevin Smith. If you know the way TV works, they don't give a fuck who you're friends with. And they don't, obviously they fucking canceled our show after seven years.
Starting point is 01:47:12 So like it didn't matter if it was Kevin or who were Kevin's friends were. You know, it's like, you don't have a show for seven years because your buddies with somebody. And you're not able to do what we do. I was just gonna bother you. Speaking of buddies with someone. I've're not able to do what we do. Speaking of buddies with someone. Speaking of buddies with someone. I've been on in hot water for seven years, thanks Anthony.
Starting point is 01:47:30 Oh, never mind. Speaking of buddies with someone, my buddy. I have won a Shoei's Best Buddies. Ready to come on the show and join us. Cardiff Electric live from part of. Outstown. Yeah. Cheers.
Starting point is 01:47:42 Hi everybody. How are you? What's up, Karen? I'm from a fan of that. I'm a fan of that. I'm a fan of that. I'm a fan of that. I'm a fan of that. I'm a fan of that. I'm a fan of that. I'm a fan of that. I'm a fan of that. I'm a fan of that. I'm a fan of that.
Starting point is 01:47:51 I'm a fan of that. I'm a fan of that. I'm a fan of that. I'm a fan of that. I'm a fan of that. I'm a fan of that. I'm a fan of that. I'm a fan of that.
Starting point is 01:47:59 I'm a fan of that. I'm a fan of that. I'm a fan of that. I'm a fan of that. I'm a fan of that. I'm a fan of that. I'm a fan of that. I'm a fan of that. I'm a one, man. I have to say like I was ashamed in front of my wife when she heard that joke. Sorry, go ahead. Carter, are you going on stage before Shule? Shule is featuring tonight, I believe. So I will be going on after. I guess. I was going to say
Starting point is 01:48:18 you could steal his opener by by leading with the BJ joke. Yeah, we're the incredibly real and funny pussy fart joke. Don't worry, guys. I will be stealing someone's jokes tonight. I won't be shooly. Are you doing Chad's act tonight? Or are you doing something? Chad's act. All right.
Starting point is 01:48:38 No, no. I was doing eight minutes of roasting. What is wrong with them? Would you please film that, Cardiff? Would you please, can't you film a power of phone with a potato? Can you please film him doing eight minutes of making fun of people? Are you kidding me? Higher comedy show will be filmed tonight. So, here will be footage.
Starting point is 01:49:00 Don't you worry, gee. But it's all night. Oh, come on down. Oh, you know what I have to do anything fucking else. That's what I got. I also thought it was amusing real fast carl. Yeah, that like when I was listening to a MLC after I got off of Chad, Bob, he was pissed and he's like, you know, you old rickly bitch. And I'm like, I'm like, Bob, you're older than I am. And my second person, I saw Stuttering John sent a message like that he wouldn't be doing Chad Zumaak show
Starting point is 01:49:29 because he had some old grizzled motherfucker on or whatever. And I'm like, John, you're also older. That's like me going around calling people fat. I'm like, I look out fat, you're like, oh, well, dude, you know, why'd you point at me, dickhead? I love that you called me a dickhead. I'm like, I look how fat you are. It's like, oh, well, dude, you know, why'd you point at me dickhead? I love that you called Mike Morris and I don't have a problem with Mike. You called him a fault of what is a fraudulent fat person? What did you call him?
Starting point is 01:49:57 I don't remember. Yeah, but it what he is. It's like he has a skinny face. So he always takes pictures from like the neck up And then you'll see him and he's like, he's a big fatso just like me. And I don't enjoy that. I don't like it. You either wear it proudly like Lizzo or fucking go on a diet. Well, it's not going to suck in a comedy class as a people know that he's overweight. That's part of the whole image you have to have when you're teaching. You don't know fat people are funniest, right? Well, that's probably true. That's a good point. I feel like I'm doing Chrissy Mayer's Simpcast right now. I've never done a show with like six people on here.
Starting point is 01:50:30 I'll yell again each other before. I don't know if this is the right format for me or not. But the way in my defense, all I was saying about the writer strike is the model is broken. Can I just say two sentences? Do you know? Yeah. Yeah, you definitely can. I get it. I'm ready to veto. I get it. I get it. I get it. I'm ready to be on this show right now. I'm saying it's the old model. And when Shuley says I'm sorry, I don't know famous people, that's the
Starting point is 01:51:01 delusion of the new model in like the MLC world., like right? Davidos, like a famous, you know, it's all infamy now. So it's like real famous people, they won't be in this world anymore. They have shit to do. Can I ask a question about redovido? Because I really, I know nothing about him. I know nothing about his comedy. You must be in the industry. Go on.
Starting point is 01:51:21 He, whenever he's on, he really like, they make fun of them all the time for being child like, and he definitely has a thousand yard stair. Is he like, does he have, is he on the spectrum or something or, this is a real question. I'm not kidding around. Like, I'm not trying to be an asshole. I can't if you have a comment on that. Go ahead. Part of, you know, well, on, on a recent stream, I did with Ray DeVito.
Starting point is 01:51:44 Uh, heito he played bragging comedy special and he his lips moving while he was watching himself he did he did a pure oh boy all right answers All right. Chris answers that. Yeah. All right. And he seems perfectly pleasant. I just don't know what he adds. Like when I watch him on MLC, I'm just like he aside from being a whipping boy.
Starting point is 01:52:13 He doesn't seem like he adds that much. I dare to be shit on. And he's so he's so pathetic. Like Kevin, Kevin of all people feels bad for shitting on him sometimes. Am I wrong, Carl? No, he has said that multiple times and I went on a radio video show on Thursday He asked me and he was either come on and he didn't even realize that it wasn't gonna be on the shooly network because they're all going to Potstown so we didn't have producer Joe there and it was such a cluster fuck up like Ray
Starting point is 01:52:40 You know maybe we can get Joe out here to save the show and And run things, but it did not happen. I don't know that Ray is great at hosting a show at this point. He might get there about what, what, what do, let me, let me flip it. What do you know that Ray is good at? Breathing out of his mouth. He was able to ride his bike with a flat tire all the way to, uh,
Starting point is 01:53:00 Oh, you were taught, I said, I said this when he was, he literally said, it's a Sunday neck kick. He says he's doing it for free. He says it's at the Brooklyn Comedy Club, which is a bar in Williamsburg called Old Man Hustle, right? Which is what Keanu yells when I can't come. And also, he rode his bike there and I put and I'm not going to lie. I was one of the 38 people watching the stream. I said, how pathetic are you when you're riding a bike across a bridge to another borough for a free spot on a Sunday night? It is 550 round trip on the subway and he got a flat tire which he would say later cost him 60 bucks.
Starting point is 01:53:35 I don't know what he is, but retarded people would fucking be insulted by him. I want to say I do like right now. I feel bad for right. That was as a barber. I want to say I do like Ray Deedle. And of course, I feel bad for Ray. That was as a Barbara. I was going to make fun of him. You just said you feel bad for him. I'm going to like him. You're not the same thing.
Starting point is 01:53:53 And then he told me the story. I was like, oh, that's too bad. Yeah. No one feels bad for me. I got my jaw broken in three places. And they're like, yeah, I can see that. And I didn't ask for sympathy. I'm like, yeah, three places. Okay. No one was like, do you know I got a question for you? Do you live in a house or an apartment? This is a, this
Starting point is 01:54:13 is a, would you like a tour? And that's the other room. I live in a three room place in East Harlem. I do, I fucking love it. People make fun of me, but I fucking love it. It looks really nice. I was just wondering what your neighbors thought It's a terrified white woman Fucking writers strike Dan David I'm to them Ray DeVito. I'm do they ever use their prune to actually sweep up or is it just a pound off the ceiling to tell you just shut the fuck up. I had the woman once because when I when I'm on the phone, I will a pace back and forth and I must add shoes on
Starting point is 01:54:54 and I made some noise. I made some noise. Here you go. I'm just going to change my name to Ray DeVito and they want to be happy about it. There you go. There you go. There you go. Well, uh, Geno, thank you so much for joining us. I saw that you were observing everything that was going on this week. So I wanted to get your hot takes on the writer's strike. Fuck, I was just comparing it to this.
Starting point is 01:55:16 I know what you're doing. People should watch In Hot Water, which is Monday through Thursday on compound media, sign up for compound media at camponmedia.com. As we can watch the Anthony Kumia show and of course, in hot water with Gina of County. That's amazing. Thanks so much for having me. Have fun boys. I'll be watching. All right, buddy.
Starting point is 01:55:36 So you can easily get a G.D.A. talk to you soon. Later. Come do my show soon. Like you said, love you late. Have fun. Cardiff. Thank you. Thank you. It's not the same when he's out of potato, but I still enjoy it. BJ. Hey, Doug, do you
Starting point is 01:55:51 want to spend a couple hours listening to a horrible podcast? And then a couple more hours, cutting it up, been trying to make something funny out of it. And then listen to somebody rant about the writer's strike for three more fucking hours. I know. I'm the worst. And I feel like I do this to you every time. Doug, for some reason, he always sets up on these episodes where he's just like ignored and pushed into the corner like, all right, now we're gonna talk about all
Starting point is 01:56:13 those other stuff. And he's like, okay, thanks. Thanks for having me, guys. Anyway, I'm well prepared to talk about Zumaq and Shule. Oh, yeah, that's right. You wanted to talk about Zumaq, but not Ryder Strike. I have nothing on the Ryder Strike. We got rid of Gino.
Starting point is 01:56:28 It's fine. We don't talk about the Ryder Strike. But that's right. You actually had to take on Zumaq because, look at, is this his redemption arc? I don't know. But I declared that he had the W this week. Brian Johnson obviously went on there and said he enjoys him and enjoys what he does. And Doug had sent me a note saying, listen, I got to stand up for Chad and I'll tell you
Starting point is 01:56:50 why on the show. So I don't know anything else beyond that. Are you prepared to present this? It wasn't that I was going to stand up for him. It's the same thing as what I said the last time I was on, I took his side and everything that was going on. It's, if you've ever been in the street fight, you know, if it's one on one, there's kind of a set of rules, you know,
Starting point is 01:57:09 yeah, there's some people a little punch in the nuts or pull hair or whatever, I'm not one of them. Right. Cardiff, knock your shit off. Right. But in the case of you and Chad, I understand everything that led up to where you two were at. I'm turning him off.
Starting point is 01:57:28 I understand what led up to you to doing what you were where you were at. And then in Chad's defense, there's a bunch of people that just follow Sue with whatever you say so then they start doing it. So he's no longer fighting one on one. He's fighting four or five on one. And in that case, he has to fight dirty, okay, which is making up lies and black eyes and all that shit. He's just trying to do something. He's reeling. I see. And by the way, I think you bring up a good point. I mean, there's other angles to take then to reach out to people's ex-wives and post photos of their children and stuff. Those are things I wouldn't do, but I know what you're saying.
Starting point is 01:58:12 Like, yeah, he definitely was confronted with the same thing that still during John was and John didn't handle it well. So Chad was like, I don't, I better do something different than that. I get all my internet news from Lucy Taibach. So that's the only What I what I know is there are other people that are bringing up like Chad Chad's dead brother You know making jokes about him. Yeah, that's what you don't do that When it when it starts spilling out. It's not just about podcasting or observing and reporting it It starts to become about real life and you have to respond accordingly
Starting point is 01:58:45 You're referring to April loose box of steel tail casting or observing and reporting it, it starts to become about real life and you have to respond accordingly. You're referring to April loose box of steel toe. That's right. Brian also came out, well, I'm just shooting on all my friends today. Brian also came out and said, how much you hate steel toe when he was out with, uh, with Chad Zubak, the test and whatever. I'm texted with E rock and and steel toe comes up. It's always his boyfriend steel. You'll love some.
Starting point is 01:59:09 All right. Well, Doug, you know what? You bring up some good points. I think that the way Chad has gone about this is the wrong way, but I don't know what the right way is. So I don't know what I would recommend to be honest with you. I mean, actually, no, I actually do know the answer to that. Now, I gave it a quick second as a thought. Be funny. The thing that Chad never does. Have fun with it. Is that fun with it and be funny? Yeah, he does not know how to do that.
Starting point is 01:59:32 And I think, and I was thinking about this the other day, I was processing Brian being on with Chad and me and doing that and all of the stuff that was going on. I'm like, all of this was blowing my mind. And as I was processing and I realized, what it really comes down to, all of Chad's problems come down to the fact that he's not a funny comic.
Starting point is 01:59:49 If he were a funny comic, none of these problems would exist. He wouldn't be stealing credit cards. He wouldn't have been kicked off the Ellen Cock show. He would be, he wants fame, really bad. He wants to be liked. He would have all of those things if he could just craft a joke
Starting point is 02:00:03 and was just a funny stand up. And he's just not. Am I wrong that aside from that though what I'm saying Where's Ray when you need him? I said read the link Good about here. All right Brian anything else that you want to say while you're on here and again, I commend you on like whenever you did this week, it was insane. It's it's a very impressive that you were able to pivot so quickly. Go out, Chad, shall we were doing a victory lap on your behalf here. Yeah, I mean, you blew the whole thing up this week and I don't
Starting point is 02:00:43 know what the aftermath is going to be, but we'll see. I don't know. Yeah. We'll see if she we surely will bring down his full power on me. You know, I don't know. I'm hopefully somebody with a show will allow you to use your voice again. Sometimes I hope so. Yeah. I finally got on a show that would that would let me voice that opinion. Boys, thank you. Always happy to do this. Show, always happy to see you guys. If you want, go to tell themsteve.com and you can find all the podcast and stuff
Starting point is 02:01:13 and Patreon links and all that other shit there. By the way, I was at Twitter this morning and it was trending hashtag TESD. Did you know that? Yes, you were trending this morning. I did not know. I didn't know. I fucking very cool. I clicked right over to it. I was all tell them Steve Davis stuff.
Starting point is 02:01:29 I was like, Oh, that's, that's pretty cool. Yeah. And also the next episode of Would You Kindly on compound media is going to be a doozy. I can promise. I know Kevin and Kevin and Bob think it sucks, but they should give it one more chance. I think they may like this episode. I agree. I'm looking forward to that next episode of what you kindly try to much sell. So Brian, thank you so much for coming on, buddy. I really appreciate it.
Starting point is 02:01:53 And again, I'll just say it. I didn't know you had that in you. That was fucking incredible. And I really enjoyed that. So thank you, buddy. I've been unmedicated, so the anger comes out in different ways now. All right. So thank you, buddy. I've been unmedicated. So the anger comes out in different ways. Good for you. And maybe Mary Beth can join us in a little bit.
Starting point is 02:02:11 If she's around, if that's okay, we want to trouble. She, she, she, she, she would, she's a stomach virus for two days. Now she's in there in bed with the, with the dog. You don't want to hear the noises coming from that bathroom. Disgusting. Okay. Disgusting. All right. Well. I won't get a boner for a while. Thank you. Yeah. There you go. Thanks for that. Fried. All right. Boys, take it easy. See you, buddy. Guys, I was going to read Matt Lewinsky's letter. It's two and a half pages. I think I got to save it for next next episode. That one, that segment went along.
Starting point is 02:02:44 What do you think about this producer credit? Just looking at the back of the letter looks scary man. Did it? You notice that dude? I thought we were going to have a short episode today. I didn't pull on a clip or anything. I thought we'd just got to get right through it. But we're only at the two hour mark. Come on. Yeah, let's let's move. What do you think, Cardiff? You tell me you don't run a show. I've got like five minutes. I got a lead. There you go. Right there. So that's the correct answer. In that case, let's fucking catch an alien.
Starting point is 02:03:17 Cause I think it's that time. Doug looks annoyed. I always annoyed Doug. I don't know why he puts up with me. I appreciate it. I love this fucking show. Oh, good. Okay. I appreciate you annoyed Doug. I don't know why he puts up with me. I Appreciate it. I love this fucking show. Oh good. Okay. I appreciate you Doug I appreciate you putting up with me and all my nonsense and happy mothers-day to you It's time for everyone's favorite game show to catch An alien are you ready to play to catch? An alien Are you ready to play? To catch an alien?
Starting point is 02:03:45 It's not a right fit for my culture. I'm just asking because I think that brings down a lot of successful companies. Maybe that guy is friends with the guy for 20 years. But it's not tolerating. In the meantime, you're destroying your company. So that's why I was asking how do you let them go? Do you say, hey, I talked to you buddy, you're still the same? Yeah, yeah, I have a good one.
Starting point is 02:04:07 You can't, can't. Yeah. I think part of it is creating that environment where they recognize they're not welcome because it doesn't fit with the culture. So they want to know this because it's not the right place. All right, so for people who are listening, the reason why I'm reacting the way I did is because Cardiff wants to describe
Starting point is 02:04:27 this guy who's got this show as A.D. Z. Carl. That's me with A.D. I guess, since my card have been trying to say. It's a good look. That's a good look. But the right is straight, you know? Yeah, I had turned into that correctly, Cardiff. Yes.
Starting point is 02:04:43 That's all. He's lucky to fucking potato. You're not welcome because it doesn't fit with the culture. So they want to leave because it's not the right place. So, you know, it becomes mutual. I can even relate that to your Winston Churchill quote that I always say, I had to have it done. So we make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give yeah, and that's that's the whole thing with you, right? Yeah Everybody's got to be a giver on the team. Did he say your Winston Churchill quotes?
Starting point is 02:05:16 Little slurry there I know this is part of the game and I got to back that up the fuck did he just say I Can even relate that to your Winston Churchill. Your Winston Churchill clubs. Isn't that like a real life, the office, where you miss 100% whatever? Yeah, that's exactly. Yeah, it's like Wayne Dreskey, Michael Scott. Yes.
Starting point is 02:05:37 You guys ever hear my head report quote? It's pretty good to know what to. But I always say I had to have it done. So we make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give. Yeah. And that's that's the whole thing with you, right? Yeah. Everybody's got to be a giver on the team. And you can't, it's very difficult to be a negative giver, to be a giver that is always in despair. Unless it's one of those givers that express something in return every time they give something. But then they're not really givers, right?
Starting point is 02:06:10 What did Tommy say now? Who cares? Here are your choices. Number one. But I can't say what we call those people anymore. He, I get it. what we call those people anymore. I always say if you're going to give just give three Next what I don't even ask for a tax receipt when I donate to charity Lastly Do you think Apple will fail from lack of innovation?
Starting point is 02:06:58 Tick-tatch wow An alien. I don't even know where to begin on this one. I think that's that word is fugazi Fugazi, but I don't even know where to begin on this one. I think that's that word is Fugazi. Fugazi, but I don't know. I think I'm gonna go with the first one. I don't know the cards ever had number one be the right answer. I don't think he ever has. This is how you're trying to think.
Starting point is 02:07:18 No, I can't think. My brain is broken. That's 6% of the right answers have been number one. 6%? I have a statistic. That's 6% of the right answers have been number one. 6%? That's the statistic. Jesus, 6%. You're lying.
Starting point is 02:07:28 All right, I'm gonna just go with number one. I can't say what we call them, because that's just the funny one to me. What do you think, Doug? I'm gonna go with next. Okay. No tax free sheets. Yep, that's very possible.
Starting point is 02:07:40 By the way, I before E except after C, Cardiff, I don't think teach you that in Minnesota. Producer Chris, what do you think? I always say give. I always give. Yeah, I like that one too. All right. Let's find out if we can catch an alien this week. It's very difficult to be a negative giver, to be a giver that is always in despair. Unless it's one of a giver that is always in despair. Unless it's one of those givers that express something and return
Starting point is 02:08:08 every time they give something. But then they're not really a giver. Right. And then they're for Gazing. Yeah. Oh, well, so I'm fuck. What?
Starting point is 02:08:16 And he did say for Gazing. What the fuck is for Gazing? What is that? Oh, it's like an acronym. Oh, is that it fucked up something? Okay, I think it was a military term. Yeah, no, that's sniff. Oh, sorry. Oh, no. It's a band. I know that. Oh, yeah, we love Fugazi. Yeah, right. But Fugazi, that the fuck is that? Oh, dog. We didn't catch an alien. I don't think I ever have Yeah, I know. It's hard. It's hard, isn't it?
Starting point is 02:08:48 Talks about that in that give and take. I was trying to get the stats right. I forget what it was, but those people that are giving to get, they don't do well. It's evil, right? Yeah. Well, my buddy Jay says it's Italian for fake. Fugazi. All right
Starting point is 02:09:07 That's all for this time Come back next time to find out if you are Fugaisi Or if you can catch Unalien Brought to you by subreddit surfing Wednesdays at eight on YouTube Join us alien brought to you by subreddit surfing Wednesdays at eight on YouTube This freaks me out I don't like this part. I know it's getting weird Great job, Cardiff. You did it again. I didn't think you were gonna come on today
Starting point is 02:09:39 But you you found some time for us. I know that you're in pot sound. I hope you have a great show tonight When I thought Doug was here, I had to jump on. So I had to say hello. If you haven't bought tickets like most of the world, there's going to be tickets of come join us in pot sound tonight. Everybody sounds good. And if you get a chance to visit with Doug from the Jingle's Department tomorrow, you should swing by and say hi to him. Good logger. All right.
Starting point is 02:10:09 Have a great show. Tell everybody. Shoei said hi. We'll do bye. All right. Yeah. Oh, no. I don't know what to think about anything right now.
Starting point is 02:10:18 All right. So what have we done today, guys? I feel like we've done it all. We were waiting longs. That was a few hours ago. And then there was like parody song and the next thing I do, everyone was out here yelling about writer's strikes. I lost track of my own show. If you know what that means, it's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. This is the part of the show we play Cliff and the podcast that we'll be reviewing on the next episode of where these podcasts are.
Starting point is 02:10:52 And to get people excited for the next episode of where these podcasts will be happening this week on Wednesday. I'm happy to say trucker Andy is back again. I think we're going to have him on Wednesdays going forward. Because trucker Andy is no longer trucker Andy. So that makes things. Lips smack in Wednesday. Of course, the show comes out on Thursdays. I know this is all very confusing. The point is, here's the podcast that we'll be reviewing. Happy Friday.
Starting point is 02:11:18 Another week. A week. I actually had just forgotten there how to even start the show. Yeah, you sat there. You said, all right. Yeah, because it's different because we record this, right? It's not like you're live and it's like, right? Everything's all the lights are going up, all the pots are going up, everything's ready.
Starting point is 02:11:34 We're going to do a show. Yeah. No, it's different. It's just recorded. Yeah, we're just like, all right. Now I guess I can start the show. I guess we'll start it. I guess we can start the show. But it is the J and Andy show. Thank you so much. You found the show. I guess we'll start it. I guess we can start the show. But it is the Jade and Andy show. Thank you so much.
Starting point is 02:11:46 You found the show. Oh my God. This is the Jade and Andy show, a suggestion from Jesse Cocowitz on Metta sending us that. And he found this through the Drew and Mike Facebook group. And this is on the riff. I guess this is their podcast version of the radio show that's on the riff, which is of course in Detroit.
Starting point is 02:12:09 What do they call it? Detown. What do they call it? The D, the D, not D town. They call it the D, remember, but we made fun of it. I did. I think I stopped shy. I go, they call this place the D, which stands for the dump.
Starting point is 02:12:20 If you were like, were you from, like, well, also, I should be playing, I don't know. Different dump. Yeah, we're just having fun. It's all good. Anyway, so that should be a lot of fun We'll check that out and and you'll come on and we'll talk to him about his mouth noises and We'll also discuss the J and Andy show some wacky radio people attempting to do a podcast All right, what else we have to talk about, Doug,
Starting point is 02:12:46 you do a show called Who's Right with Anthony? I do. Who's rightpodcast.com? Yes, people should definitely check that out. You have a Patreon and you're on YouTube. People can watch. You guys do a live show and actually, I talked about this recently.
Starting point is 02:13:00 I don't know if it was on the show or not. I can't remember, but Doug is the reason why we do live YouTube. Now, you're the reason why we do video, actually, because you were the one who reached out to me and said, Hey, Carl, you know, streamer is pretty fucking easy. You might want to look into that. And then you actually spent some time with me and walked me through it.
Starting point is 02:13:16 So I very much appreciate that because you've definitely transformed the show for the better. If I think back, I've been listening to you for a lot of years. Yes. You were anti-podcast doing live listening to you for a lot of years. Yes. You were anti-podcast doing live shows. You were anti-podcast having Patreon. You were anti-podcast having merch.
Starting point is 02:13:31 You were anti-podcast doing video elements on their show. Yeah. Dude, I was thinking back to this. I remember when we covered, how did this get made? And I was like, these fucking guys, you have to pay them to give you a shout out. They do live shows, you have to pay to go to those. They had some other pay model too. I'm like, wait, that's gonna make money,
Starting point is 02:13:53 every single way they can. And meanwhile, I do all those things now. It's gonna say, wait a minute. Yeah, I know. I was like, actually, these guys are smart. I like money. Looking a lot of stuff. And lucky for me, I can remember to cry, to cruel bar all those in
Starting point is 02:14:07 because of magic mine. Have you tried magic mine lately? And see this guy fucking gets it. Magicmind.co slash WATP is the promo code WATP for 20% off your purchase or 50% off a subscription with the subscription benefits as well. Thank you, Doug. Thank you so much for coming on the show today, buddy. Oh, thank you for having me. I always, I always love talking to you. And, you know, you,
Starting point is 02:14:34 you make a lot of time for us. I know that you're in the middle of a lot of things in your personal life. So I really appreciate you doing that. And we love to have you on. So let's do it again more often. That where you say yeah, Carl definitely Mark man I fucking subjected to chino pascanti is like yeah, okay, we'll see we'll see about that So please join us again next time it might be the episode we find out once for all who are these podcasts? Well every pony. Starting in the must-visse of Morning Radio. Get down and show these clothes right now.
Starting point is 02:15:10 Hmm, okay. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. The mental illness can literally draw the crate. Ready, hot! Why don't think it's funny! I don't think it's funny. That's a gay thing I've ever heard of my entire life. You have happened to our ass, I'm talking.
Starting point is 02:15:50 I am a real crazy crap. You know, who are these podcasts? I don't know. I don't get it. Makes no sense. Internet news, Dan J. Morris shares, can't deny that Kevin Brennan treated Carl with more respect as a third mic today than anyone else of recent memory. What a fucking idiot! Benjamin F. Cohen, Tucker Andy's voice is really ripe to be made fun of.
Starting point is 02:16:22 When Elhoriblay does his toki boys, it has to be based off of that Wack jobs warble. Then he takes a beating and discord when General GK riffs. Wow, they got Ethan Ralph on the show? But backpettles with, I feel bad about that one. Then he is awesome. Ethan is scum. Dylan from somewhere proclaims. Nuts to that whole point counterpoint thing. We're gonna be a point point show. The rack has the audacity to ask, why do stupid women always think their experts on everything? But Kinky Loco is there to slap some sense in with, because they're women. That's what they do. From Reddit, Perseusawc grapes, Book You, Carl, for the eating on the mic segment.
Starting point is 02:17:02 Fuck you. Push it to the limit, Carl complaining about slurping Koreans. I'm sure he sounds delightful guzzling down his garbage plates. Mujee-mato-dan goes even further. It's not even Koreans. Fa is V-up-nemise. Viet Nam and Korea are 2,000 miles away from each other. Stuck Joe Tard in Choirs. Carl, is it true that your club foot caused the great Rochester Climidia outbreak of 2015?
Starting point is 02:17:27 Fork driver opines. Tommy from MSCS is probably Old World Amish. And lazy shorts, right? There's a giant hole in your theory. Amish people can't drive spaceships. From YouTube, tons more cowbell comments. It's hilarious that Chad thinks his court-appointed public defender from the credit card crimes can sue people for him. more cowbell comments. It's hilarious that Chad thinks his court-appointed public defender
Starting point is 02:17:45 from the credit card crimes can sue people for him. Comedy Hacks says, Chad is an unskilled worker at best. Go work the cash register Chad. Lord Raptor notes, Chad's egg corns are pretty funny. I love it when dumb people are that confident in themselves, or at least project confidence like that. It makes for an entertaining shit show. Surrated grin states, any suffering that happens to Chad is deserved and hilarious. Steven Wise helped. The no-lip lizard has no allies now.
Starting point is 02:18:14 He doesn't like people playing the same game he does. Matt Curdy, I swear the first time I saw Chad I thought high-pitch Eric lost a bunch of weight. Michael Mitchell. Much like Kmart, Chad is out of business. Hey Chad, did you butter your toast with your glasses? And Crash Davis plays us out with, Chad is finding out rock bottom as a baseman.
Starting point is 02:18:40 Alright, so Hannah's dead to me. She's in third episode of The Row, where she's dead to me. She's third up on the row. She's where she's gonna be odd. And then I don't see her anywhere. She came to, I think the last time she was on the show was in Philadelphia. I think she's been on since then. Yeah, I think you're right.
Starting point is 02:18:58 I don't know. No, no, no, once. She wants you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, well, she is dead to me now. What the fuck? Do you have this problem with review girls too? Douglas it just me. So Something something hack. I'm not doing review girls
Starting point is 02:19:19 Let's hit some voicemails and then we'll call it a day We had some fun people calling into the show. This week, we appreciate it. Carl, it's Curtis of the callback. Asked you once in that cold week in February. I'm asking you and the voice mails again. What the fuck is MSCS stand for? What does MSCS stand for?
Starting point is 02:19:39 I have no idea. I don't want to find out. Yeah, I know. It might be the abbreviation of his home planet. Yeah, very possible I'm actually trying to think of me too Mercury Saturn Yeah, I'm just fine. I got it. I'll figure it out All right
Starting point is 02:19:57 I'm just riding with with Matt or Matt. Yo, what's up there? And listen, we're traveling across the galaxy, but we can't see anybody that likes that fucking idiot, Zuma or or or Southern John. And he listen, you know, me, I like to like the booze Morty and Zuma's got a fucking problem. Good job with the fucking show. All right, I'll be later. Morty. So Doug, that was Rick Sanchez, who just called it, you know what that is? Nope.
Starting point is 02:20:26 Alright, that was actually a pretty good Rick Sanchez impression. I have to say, that's pretty well done. You should really, do you not like comedy cartoons? Doug, you should really watch Rick and Morty. It's a very funny show. I will watch. I will.
Starting point is 02:20:40 What is the one episode I should check out that you think will make me laugh? Pickle Rick. Well, Pickle Rick is kind of the go-to that one is is incredible on it You can kind of watch it as a one-off. You don't need to know all the war But actually the first episode of season three is probably my favorite episode when he breaks out of intergalactic jail Oh, yeah, that one's great Doug get back to us next time you're on the show. I'm gonna need a report a review I need a review. I need to know what you thought about it.
Starting point is 02:21:05 Give it five stars. How much of your time have I wasted? Think about that. Is there anyone in your life that's wasted more of your time than me? No, no. Well, my co-host. Yes.
Starting point is 02:21:18 Okay, I can point. Good. I'm not as bad as Anthony. Thank God. All right. Oh, this is interesting. I've never gotten this phone call before. So this is a phone call from the chair that Vinnie sat in.
Starting point is 02:21:30 Oh no. The last time he was on the show. Hello Carl, this is the chair that is in your basement. That Vinnie sat on the last episode. Could you please put a love of God, swap me out with another chair. Please, I have a family. Please. That's pretty funny. Any time someone wants to call on and say that Bitty's fat, I will
Starting point is 02:21:54 play that every single time on the show. Hey, Carl, I just heard our old friend, how do you see cups on the city song of the week Patreon episode? I just finally got to that episode. I see cups on the shitty song of the week patreon episode I just finally got to that episode I didn't realize he was even on there and he's a fucking good guess This is absurd. It's like a minute fucking fever dream. All right, don't call me back. Love ya Yeah, that was a Brandon's big get Getting Patrick Michael after months of backing in to do the show and then he just shit out into his face Oh right the ambush yeah just ambush he's like I brought a shitty song and it was like there's band Kevin
Starting point is 02:22:36 It was a shitty time. Yeah, but I like that. I liked baddy's he comes so he goes I don't know I take this Snap it along I think it's pretty good. this. He's snapping along, doing it. I don't know, I think this is pretty good. I think, all right, well, you got me there. Doug, I know that you're a Bubba's a love sponge guy. I don't think you ever listen to Howard Stern, right? Yes, I did. Okay, then you don't get to listen to Howard.
Starting point is 02:22:59 You don't get the retardist then. Yes. Oh, well good, because he called it to the show, which I'm very excited about I have to say that is a spot-out impression if that wasn't actually Gary the retired That was very well done sir. Thank you call it anytime or co-host with me Maybe you know, I'll do a show with Tookie and Gary the retired see what the sub-run of things about that I'd rather listen to Vinnie's chair
Starting point is 02:23:42 I'd be the first person writing out the thread, this fucking show has jumped a shark. This is insane now, okay. Whoa, look at me. I'm called Turkey. Okay, hot call. As you know, my show's really been taken off since my bar is, and I'm only 14 days young.
Starting point is 02:24:04 Kitty's a love puppet. I just got 14 days young. Kiddies love puppets. I just got off the reddit. I noticed you were a little hard on. On my friend Mr. Morse. He's a good guy. Great take on FD. Those kids were liars. Go on me back.
Starting point is 02:24:22 Wow! So I guess that was like a combination of Uncle Paul and Tookie. That's bizarre. Someone would think to do that. What do you think about Tookie? Ever watch his show, Doug? I have no idea who that is. Okay, so the guy B. Dabler,
Starting point is 02:24:40 who does a character called El Hariblai, he was a Mexican wrestler. Are you listening to yourself? Yeah. I know what's happening here, doggy. He wears a Mexican wrestling mask and he goes, my El Herri play. Well, now he has a muppet that he has on a show watching Chad watching music on his company called Tuky.
Starting point is 02:25:01 And it's inside. It's ridiculous. I trust that it is. Yeah. Anyway, you should and it's insane. It's ridiculous. I trust that it is. Yeah. Anyway, you should check it out sometime. Okay, which is better that or a Rick and Morty? You got a lot of homework, Doug. Well, hold on a second.
Starting point is 02:25:16 Which season of Rick and Morty? I'll tell you what we think about this. Season five was not great. Yeah, skip season five. Yeah, skip that one. Colle, you gotta let this shit network thing go, man. I take four to six shit today. I don't understand how you could possibly get anything done
Starting point is 02:25:32 throughout your day. If you can't only shit at home, you're just running back home every couple of hours to take a shit. I'm complex by this. Real men like me and Patty Seacups were alpha nails. Yeah. So we eat over 5,000 calories a day. Nice.
Starting point is 02:25:49 You know, enjoy your watery alcohol and shifts you've shown. Call me that. I'm just showing. So fun. I haven't talked about shitting at work in like four or five years. And it's like coming up a lot today. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:26:03 Kind of bizarre. So here's what I'll say, I've mentioned it before, but I'll say it again. When I say don't shit at work, you have to train your body to shit in the morning before you go to work. And it's one of these things where once your body gets used to like that's the time to move your bowels
Starting point is 02:26:17 like it works for you. So when people come to work and then immediately like I have to go take a shit, I'm like, uh, buddy, it's just a work we don't work. Yeah. And you don't want a shit post shower. No. There's a reason why it's shit shower and shame.
Starting point is 02:26:30 It's that order specifically. Yeah, it makes sense. Doug, comment. No, I, I, I used to agree with you. When I managed people, yes. I, I for bid people to shit at work because you're getting paid. Yes. To work not to shit
Starting point is 02:26:46 If you're gonna use your one your annual bathroom pass to go take a shit when you're working You leave your phone at your desk because I know you're just going in there to play a stupid fucking game or watch stupid fucking videos Yeah, you're playing fucking two dots on my time and by the way I would have to pee because I've been drinking all night So give the fuck out of that. I don't want to smell your shit. But now that I no longer manage people, I have a different type of job. Yeah, I shit exclusively at work. Isn't that funny because you and I are the same because I when I was Railing about this I was owner of a company and I was like what the fuck you guys do?
Starting point is 02:27:23 Why you should at work do that at home? And now I don't manage it anyway. I'll give a shit. It's all my guy, whatever. I said that I probably wouldn't work. Funny how that works. All right, this is an interesting point. So Legion of Skanks, you know, Lewis J. Gomez,
Starting point is 02:27:38 Big J. Oakerson, Dave Smith, they do a show every Monday night at the stand, they do a live show, and they had Bob Levy and Shuliegar on their show recently, and it was called podcast wars. And they brought them on to talk about, obviously the Uncle Rico show was set up in John, but they also talked about Chad Zumak, and what's going on between MLC and Chad Zumak.
Starting point is 02:28:00 And it was interesting because Louis Kinez was what's going on, big Jake Jake a little bit Dave not at all So it was like this weird thing where they're trying to explain to them who Chad even is and what the beef is and all this kind of stuff It was an interesting conversation for me anyway Hey Carl's professor retard. I'm listening to the new Legion of skanks and I'm listening to the new Legion of Skanks and they got fucking Shuley and Bob Levy and we're talking Chad Zumaq and Stuttering John and it's fucking bizarre world colliding and guess what am I 15 minutes in and no mention of your name what the fuck are they doing? Okay, call me back and uh, no more dick pics.
Starting point is 02:28:46 Okay. Thank you. I won't send any more dick pics. Sorry about that. We didn't get invited to the party. We didn't want to go to. Well, this is interesting because I was thinking the exact same thing, which is it sounds like I really do she think to say, but they're bringing up.
Starting point is 02:28:59 Chad, too, like I kind of started that. And the fact that I don't get brought up at all during this conversation. I'm like, huh That's a little bit odd at the same time. I get brought up way more than I should on all these shows like not stop So I really should not be complaining and I'm not complaining. Yeah, we put it that way. All right I'm actually not complaining about it now, but I should have been brought up anyway Just settle on your passively aggressively complaining. Thank you. I actually did DM Lewis Chicama's afterwards now because I would like to be a part of Skagfast someday.
Starting point is 02:29:32 I would like to be invited to that. It looks like a lot of fun. All right. Let's see what else is going on. Hey, Carl, maybe you should create a clip channel. Yeah, I think that's what that other retard was trying to get at. Anyways, none of them are managers. You should probably upload that second episode
Starting point is 02:29:49 of Mystery Loves company that you were on because I can't find that shit anywhere. And I'm not paying more for a fucking Patreon that I don't feel like giving money to. Thanks. Well, I'm sick. Yeah, I should put up my second appearance because I went through Chad's whole rap sheet
Starting point is 02:30:03 and we placed some clips of Chad's stand-up from Tampa when he opened for Shuley So it was a fun episode. It was over two hours. I was on the show. It wasn't really long. It's his stand-up on that rap sheet That sounds horrible Good points Good point, Doug. By the way, Jodie B Good point, good point, Doug. By the way, Jody B hanging out in the Discord, I should mention, I just did his show,
Starting point is 02:30:30 Rubber Nuckers last night. That's up on YouTube. Did I mention that yet? And I think I did. Check me out with the Philly Phenatic and Jody B on Rubber Nuckers, they do a good job. Philly Phenatic does a good job. I'll say it, and I said it to him after the show.
Starting point is 02:30:45 It's like I go on a lot of these shows, they just like rely on super chats and they just want to like react to what people are saying to them. He actually had clips and videos and things to discuss. It's like, all right. Look, now John is going to be riding on that for fucking six months. All right.
Starting point is 02:31:00 Jesus fucking Christ. That's fine man, he did a good job. He was very well prepared I don't think we got to everything cuz I fucking run my mouth But he did a good job and I'm sorry Doug if I just did something bad. I did say don't it don't it though So don't worry. I did get that in all right deluxe from the left coast calling in Hey dog Deluxe left coast
Starting point is 02:31:24 Got a school here for you. I heard that some buddies in New York, and this is how they think they, how Epstein, how it ended up for him. They put him in a cell, gave him a rope, and piped in the podcast with Levy and Kevin talking to Ray about his social life 10 minutes later Epstein hung himself couldn't take it. That's a pretty good theory. I wouldn't doubt it. I- if Elk Jones tell me that that's true then I'll believe it. I'd just see Alex Jones to tell me that's what happened because that is depressing. Man, right, a fetal. Did you guys see that?
Starting point is 02:32:08 I mean, I don't think we talked about it yet, but he was talking about, he lost his Virginia at the age of 20 and the story that Ray told. And all I'm thinking is like, this is a perfect time to just like it lie. You don't have to tell his story. He goes, he was dating this hot 19-year-old when he was 20. And she wasn't a virgin and he was and she wanted to go all the way with him and he was intimidated. So she dumped him and then he ended up sleeping with a mother of four in her 30s. What? That's gross. That's insane. I don't know, it's gross, but it's like in a weird story
Starting point is 02:32:48 to tell Ray. Sometimes people tell stories that they're the hero. Usually the way that goes, but not Rey de Vito. Humble to the end. We should have back on WATP. No, they think about it. I thought we just took... Oh, that was Gina. No, right. I'm all fuckedP. No, I don't think about it. I thought we just... Oh, that was Gina, nevermind.
Starting point is 02:33:05 I'm all fucked up. I know, Gina was yelling about Ray and what, so I'm sorry to tell. All right, thank you so much again Doug, for coming out, I really appreciate it. Great to see you, great to talk to you. Thank you. Errrr, errrr, er. Guess what? The episodes? That was a great episode. That was really great. Go fuck yourselves. Have a good week.
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