Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep411 - The Jade and Andy Show
Episode Date: May 18, 2023It's Jocktober in May as we check out a show hosted by the fourth mic from Dave and Chuck the Freak and the midday girl on WRIF in Detroit. It seems like they've been forced to make a podcast by the s...tation's management. I couldn't imagine doing a show that's this phoned in. Trucker Andy is on to discuss sandwiches in vending machines and other riveting topics. Then Bobcat from Philly calls in to tell us his experience at the live Uncle Rico show in Pottstown, Live Laugh Larceny responds to our review, and our AI review girl makes her return. Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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retraction is the word. Pat Dixon reached out to me. And this was a dumb move on my part.
You know, I had Geno on. That wasn't a dumb dumb move that wasn't it. Maybe a lot of that close. I had Gino on and Gino made a joke about how it's confirmed Pat's
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Geno and Pat do not like each other so I don't think you can trust either one of those guys if they're talking about the other person
Is what I'll say on that? Geno's only good joke
You can't control what Gino says no, but I could have I could have stopped him right now. I thought I couldn't
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My bad, I should be better than that.
Today, we'll be reviewing a show called
The Jade and Andy Show.
This was a suggestion from Jesse Kokowitz,
who found this on the Drew and Mike Facebook group.
I guess there's some ties to David Jack, the freak here.
We have both listened separately.
We have not discussed it with each other beforehand.
Let's get it started.
This is a show hosted by Andy Green and Jade Springer.
And Andy Green is one of the guys who's on David Chuck the freak on W.
R.I.
F. But in a lot of markets, Dave and Chuck the freak.
W. R. I. F. but in a lot of markets, Dave and Chuck the freak and then this woman Jade is the midday
DJ for W. R. I. F. So this is in Detroit. We're talking about and it seems to me
Maybe I'm wrong about this, but just from the episodes I've listened to it seems like they were kind of told to do this I don't think this was their idea
They're putting together a podcasting supergroup.
Yeah, they're kind of like, well, you know, we got to get more podcast stuff going and we want to,
because all these radio stations are recognizing that radio's dying and everyone's listening to
podcast now, so they're trying to get in on that. I worked at the newspaper and it was the same
kind of thing with the internet, like they were just behind the times. Like, oh shit, we should
probably put some of this stuff on the internet, I guys. Like, yeah, yeah, that's where everyone's reading their news.
So let's do that.
So these radio stations are trying to do that.
And so I think they grabbed two different personalities
that people like and they said, okay,
you guys come together and do a show.
So they do a weekly show.
They record it on Fridays after their shifts.
Exactly.
Anyway, everybody wants to be working.
Yeah, that's why I can finish your regular job.
Let's do some more work right before the weekend. There's a
thing called summer hours. Some companies have it where you get like half
days on Fridays in the summertime because people want to enjoy their weekends.
They want to get out of the city. They want to go do stuff. This is the opposite
of that. It's like, oh, Fridays are fun, right? I want you work 12 hours on
Friday. Okay. I guess. Thanks. And I'm not sure if they even make it money from it.
I know that it's not generating any money, so I doubt that they are.
Well, this was one of the shows where they say, oh, we'll be right back after we're
from our sponsors.
And then it just comes right back with no ads.
Yes.
That happened in the one I listened to.
That happened to the one I listened to.
So I went on Drew and Mike show yesterday.
You can find it on the Drew and Mike show.
Or if you're on our Patreon, a super cast, I put it out as a mini bonus.
There's two a month.
I don't even count as bonus episodes of me on the
Drew and Mike show, all original content.
And I did bring a few clips, not to come some brings
today, but I brought a few clips of the show.
I knew that they had a connection and it turned out that
this woman Jade was the DJ of Brandon's wedding.
I was like, whoops, very well, I won't be too harsh then.
Although I wasn't gonna be too harsh anyway,
Jay's fine, she's just not great.
She's not great at this.
Maybe she's great bad, or maybe she's great at skiing,
I don't know.
This is not what she's great at,
but she's probably a great wedding DJ.
I would imagine people were celebrating good times.
Not the point.
The point is, I went on the show yesterday
and I was talking about the most recent episode,
and in that episode
80s like so I lost a hundred pounds and just like whoa
Don't even get into that we got to go to break and then they go okay, okay, okay, we'll pause for a second
Hey, we're back
Hopefully you just heard a commercial like oh, yeah, I'm sure they did
No
There was no commercial I don't know what you thought was gonna happen and we were pointing out on that show
That you don't have to declare it was a commercial break.
Like, I don't do that.
I have dynamically inserted ads that will either get dynamically inserted or not.
Some people here ads in the show, some people don't.
The people who do complain.
So I see that.
But the people who don't don't realize that they didn't just hear an ad because I don't go, okay,
then we back after this, I just pop it in after the first segment for Kids of the Week because that's my method.
And I guess they could probably do that too. Andy, I'm going to let you start off with what you
thought summed up the show for you. Listening to these two radio veterans. Well, nothing sums up
this show. It's just a bunch of mundane topics that nobody could care less about. And
you already brought up the fact that Andy is going on and on about how much weight he's
gained and how he's going to lose it. Zuma style. So clip one is a little weight loss talk.
Yeah. Yeah. It's been a big week. I've decided once more that I back on it. I'm not going
to be fat anymore. I'm going to try to, I got real fat over the
winter. So like, now, which I guess like a lot of people put weight, I got to look at
it like that. Like a lot of people put weight on over the winter. Think about like all
of the animals, right? Yeah. That's what I was saying. I kept trying to sleep all week
because I was like a bear hybrid Nate. So I'm like, what if I can sleep this fat away?
That'd be awesome. I just as depressed enough as it takes to actually do that.
So did it work?
It did not work.
It did not work.
No, no, no.
In fact, I think it made me fatter because I haven't been doing anything.
Right.
Hey, believe it or not, there's a guy that's fat on the radio.
I know, shocker.
I heard him.
What's crazy though, I don't know if he explained this and the episode I listened to, one of
them, he explained that he had lost 100 pounds.
He was very proud of himself.
He lost 100 pounds.
And then he put 100 pounds back out over the winter.
That's correct.
Which would you say you gained a little weight?
100 pounds a person.
Right.
That's gaining a lot of weight, sir.
That's hard to do.
Yeah.
I mean, I don't want to brag,
but I've lifted 100 pounds.
I wouldn't want to do that all day.
Yeah, I'd rather die.
I have a Fender Twin Reverb 2-Bam.
So yes, I know what it's like to carry around.
I guess that's my weight loss to go die
Alright, you lose 100 pounds. Well since you brought that clip
I want to play a clip from this episode called doing stuff is cool and
You just heard how Andy's depressed and things aren't going well. He doesn't move. He doesn't do anything
What are we talking about me? Oh, no?
No, I'm kidding. I'm getting confused. confused now not you and you play bass in my band
And so I know you do stuff talking about this guy my search for hobbies continues
I don't know what to do with myself. I don't know what to do. I I'm just like oh god. I have no
Interest in anything. I have no interest in in doing a hobby
Yeah, we got to find something that you're interested in no, I don't know why I just some like kind of like oh I've looked up hobbies. I've googled it. I said I'm a hobby. Yeah, we gotta find something that you're interested in. No, I don't know why. I just some like kind of like,
oh, I've looked up hobbies, I've Googled it.
I said I'm a hobby swork, you know, Google hobbies.
And then find something you're into.
That is lazy.
And you can't tell me it's got to some play video games.
Right.
Are you serious?
You don't have any hobbies?
You don't do anything?
Do you watch TV?
Are you in it?
In Netflix?
Well, I put on weight.
Yeah, I know eats.
Oh, reading is not a hobby. No, no, eats.
O reading is not a hobby.
It's got neck on.
That's what you do while you're doing your hobby.
I've literally never heard, and maybe I'm crazy.
Maybe I hang out with interesting people.
I've never heard someone tell me they don't have any hobbies.
They don't know what they enjoy to do.
Have you ever heard that before?
No.
It's bizarre, especially not a radio person in it.
Yeah, I'm Jesus.
Look, you got to have shit to talk about.
You got to do stuff. No, no. No. Yeah, Jesus. Look, you got to have shit to talk about. You got to do stuff.
You know, to have stuff to talk about.
Nope.
No, not at all.
So I mentioned that the name of this episode
is called Do and Stuff is Cool.
And you know, people get real excited
when they hear the title of the movie
as the dialogue in the movie.
That's how I felt about this.
They thought this was one of the greatest things
they ever came up with.
There's been, it's been very rare in my life where I haven't thought like I was
going to hate something and then I haven't hated it.
So I got to guess I get it get over that.
Like I got to be more like you always tell me I got to be more positive.
I got to be more positive like think about things more positively.
But like, yeah, everything doesn't suck.
Yeah, I know.
Doing stuff is cool.
Yeah, see that's where I got it. I got to change that way of thinking.
Yeah, doing stuff is cool.
Doing stuff is cool.
That's like the name of this week's podcast.
That'd be a good t-shirt to have.
Doing stuff is cool.
No, it's not.
It's not being so proud of yourself.
Yeah.
This is terrible.
You just got done saying you don't do anything.
Yeah, and then he's like,
I do stuff is school, right?
Yeah, how would you know?
Is boring people a hobby?
I can't even imagine putting on a show
as boring and mundane as this
and then putting it on the internet.
Like, if I record a show like this, I'd be embarrassed.
And these people work for a company
that's making them do this
and then they're putting it up on their website.
Right. As additional content.
I know you can be listening to our radio station right now, but it said listen to these assholes, that's making them do this and then they're putting up on their website. Right. As additional content.
I know you could be listening to our radio station right now,
but it said listen to these assholes,
sorry about how they don't have hobbies.
Right.
And the program director is like, yeah, this is good.
We'll put this out.
That guy should be fired too.
I like the idea though of talking about things that you don't enjoy doing,
as if like that's something that would be,
so that they get into this whole conversation about metal detectors. things that you don't enjoy doing, as if that's something that would be,
so they get into this whole conversation
about metal detectors,
and he's not into using a metal detector.
So the metal detecting stuff like gets me,
when he talks about it, it's like,
makes me want to do it,
because like I could see myself being into that,
like finding like old coins and stuff.
I watch a lot of the history channel stuff
that would make sense for me to get into metal detecting
But I just haven't I haven't gotten there yet. I haven't gotten that that inherent like passion for it
Yeah, let's talk about things we're not interested in. Yeah, I saw it on TV. That was enough for me
Yeah, guys, I don't play pickleball. I want to talk about that for a while. Sure. Yeah, I've never played it
How long have you not been playing? Yeah, I know forever and I'm familiar with it. I'm aware of it
Yeah, I don't play it. What a fucking horrible conversation this is and then he tries to come up with
I don't know something interesting and this is an epic fail
You know, I know chalk. I've got a couple other friends that are into it
It's so much cooler than golf like golf is the same kind of thing you're walking around with this like yeah, I mean I guess
Kind of but not I mean you are walking around with a step really
and boom, I take using a metal detector is just like playing golf.
I mean, he's trying to say using a metal detector is less
nerdy than golf. He thinks the playing golf is nerdy for some reason,
even though it's like successful people do that by that logic grocery shopping
is also like golf.
You know, you just walk around and walk in the car.
You're stuck with the old time.
Maybe you're rich enough to someone carries it for you.
It's just the same.
God forbid you get some exercise and lose half a pound.
So here's their exciting conclusion to metal detecting.
So I don't know. It just, it kind of cracked me up. Yeah. That that was a trending story today. Yeah, that is funny. It's funny to think detecting. So I don't know, it just, it kind of cracked me up.
Yeah.
That that was a trending story today.
Yeah, that is funny.
It's funny to think about.
And I should, all right, you know what?
I'm gonna play that again later
because that actually sums up a conclusion
when she transitions off the most boring conversation
I've ever heard of my life.
But Andy, I wanna get back to you first
and what you've picked up on here.
Great, well, this is another one of those shows where an episode can't go by without somebody
being reminded of a song they heard once and having to break and to singing it out of nowhere.
Clip three.
The podcast and I know you hate this phrase, but it is a journey and anyone who struggles
with weight, you know, it is, it is a journey and it's a constant, you know, I do hate that term and I don't know why it's because it is a journey and it's a positive thing to think of it as a journey
because
Anyway, I hate that journey. You hate that journey more than this journey. I hate that journey more than my weight loss journey
I thought for sure she was gonna say don't stop believing that would have made way more sense
And then she sings anyway you want it. That's not as ugly as weight loss like I get the
Sky suck and they're probably tired. They probably talking on Michael day, right?
And they're like all right go podcast and by the way these podcasts are exactly a half hour
Which is why you know these are radio people because they're retarded. You're like, okay, we got to fill 30 minutes. Why? When he made it. When he, when he
thinks it's going to happen after 30 minutes. The next program starts. Nope. It's a podcast.
All right. What else you got, Eddie? Okay. So then after that, they have to get into
what's going on with Jade's sick cat. Oh, good. Apparently she named after you.
Oh, really?
Clip 4.
Yeah, so we got to have him as Carl update.
She feeling good?
Yeah, she's doing much better.
She's doing much better.
So I don't know what had happened last week.
I kind of briefly mentioned that she was ill.
I had to take her to the ER twice, had to leave her there
the one night.
I woke up and she had pooped and thrown up all over
and there was like, you know, the diarrhea.
Catcher fond.
Wow.
This is just two people out to lunch.
Correct.
This whole conversation is shit that if I was in the break room,
I would expect to hear.
Right.
Now, mentally,
I'm very upset that you just brought in a cat,
a Miss Carl, because I guarantee Vinnie's gonna fucking introduce me out the creep off
right
And clip five let's say there's a little Miss Carl saga here. So clip five much better
She's back to her her spunky self now. She's on a different food routine because she didn't really eat for like a week
So now she's really hungry and so she just wants to eat like all the time and she's like me
And so she just wants to eat like all the time and she's like, me, you know,
that's a good thing though.
Yeah, she's back to eat it.
Yeah, she's that's gotta be exciting.
So what does she like Jade?
What does it pass?
Well, Andy and Miss Carl have that in common.
Every time Andy drives by a Duncan, he's like, me, me.
They got a food routine.
I see.
All right, I got I got a little confused here.
Is she talking about her mom or the cat in
clip six? You're like, you're so helpless. You know, they can't tell you what they're wrong.
They can't tell you. And that's what my mom and I were talking about. Like, they can't tell you
what's wrong. And she's so nutty. Like, she'll get into like a mood and like, I'll go to feed her
and she'll like freak out and start hissing at me. And I'm just like I just want to be like, you're so stupid. Like I'm trying to help you.
She just said she went, I was talking to my mom and she went on to hiss at me.
And she doesn't help that her mom was shitting in a litter box later.
Yeah.
It's very confusing.
All right. One more, this is the cat is dealing with a lot of changes in its diet. So it's
just spring diarrhea everywhere apparently.
And there's nothing I want to hear more about
than this cat's bowel movement in Clip 7.
Dairy on the floor is a terrible metal album.
Oh yeah.
That's a terrible name for a metal album.
Like this.
Dairy on the floor.
Dairy on the floor.
Or like a terrible metal band name.
Yeah.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Hey, he could tell.
Oh my God.
One of the things that these people do
and I'll have examples of this is like,
one person said something to you just like,
oh, that was really lame.
And then the other person like wants to further
the conversation like, oh, this is not a yes and a moment.
Right there.
There is a bank on that real.
I was gonna say, not a metal band.
Would you please play the rest of this clip?
Okay, sorry.
I probably are on top of this my bad
Tyria the floor is not a good metal album. Yeah, die re on the floor open for anvil
Some open for 80 cuts. Yeah metal band name. Yeah, well, that's even crazier if it's the because I think it has an album name
It could where work and be like this is you know diarrhea on the floor by diarrhea
Right, but there's a band like the self title debut album. It could be I don't know if I'm checking that out of that
So self titled debut album diarrhea on the floor
That's rough. They'd have to be metal. There's a band called
There's a band called diarrhea planets
Actually, they're actually pretty they're pretty rad. I saw the Bonnaroo.
Whoa, she saw the Bonnaroo.
I think I like this show now.
Oh, second.
My mind is blown.
Diary of Planet played a Bonnaroo.
Clip 8 is head-chiroo. If I'm their PD, I have a program we know.
Can you guys just play Diary of Planet?
So talking about it.
Because that would be way better if there's more to you this or this or this.
No, and then yeah, it's just a little bit of it.
And he just put it in the entire song, goes with the boner.
Which I do recommend checking out.
I'll never forget how I discovered Diary of Planet. But it's the boner which I do recommend checking out. I'll never forget how I discovered diarrhea planet
But it's enriched everyone's lives
Jenna and I were driving back from a funnier die comedy festival
We saw Dave Chupal in front of the concords and Pittsburgh or just outside of Pittsburgh and uh
I know Jen's in her phone. We're driving back to Rochester and I'm like, hey, what's going on tonight?
I was going on like at the bugger or whatever
So she's like, oh there's a bank called diarrhea planet at the bugger she was like, oh, there's a bank called diarrhea planet.
I hit the bugger.
I was like, well, that's a lot more than a lake.
It's even more than a notion.
That's a lot of diarrhea.
And we got really interested in what they might sound like.
And so we looked them up.
And I've loved Ghost of the Boner ever since.
What a masterpiece that is.
All right, Andy, I want to get into how this episode started from just a few weeks ago.
Andy had a lot going on.
It is the Jayden Andy show and another week down.
It was my birthday week.
Happy birthday, Andrew.
Yeah, we were supposed to go see a movie, but I postponed it because in the middle of
the week, I get up at like 4 a.m. and that is troublesome.
Yeah, well, you know, um.
It was his birthday week.
Which one's the girl on the show?
Oh my god.
I'm confused.
And I've been getting up from anything
as troublesome for this guy.
Yeah.
Yeah, this is so ridiculous because he goes,
yeah, we're gonna go out and see a movie.
But I don't know if you know this,
I'm on a morning show.
I have to get up early.
Yeah.
Movies play all day.
Right.
You can call the matinee of your guy. Right, you probably ought to work in time to go see a movie.
And so I was confused by that,
like, did you not know you had it get a pearly
or what was going on that you couldn't go to this movie?
You were like, no, no, we'll go on my birthday.
I had big dreams.
Yeah, and then the day before I was like, cool,
so we're still, we're so good tomorrow, 5.30.
You were like, yeah, yeah.
Earlier in the morning, I was like, all right, do're still, we're so good tomorrow, 5.30. You were like, yeah, yeah.
Earlier in the morning, I was like, all right,
do you want to meet at the theater or meet somewhere else?
You're like, we'll be to the theater.
I'm bad about that.
And then three o'clock came and you're like, hey, can we?
You mind if we go?
That is like one of my biggest character flaws
I'm trying to work on is like, I get excited about stuff
and it seems good when I'm not tired,
but as soon as I get tired, you know, I'm like thinking, oh god. You started getting tired at 3 p.m. I'm like I can't possibly sit and watch a movie
That's not a lot of effort. It's the easiest thing you see you can even do's off and no one will know yeah
It's very unsocial
It's fine right exactly the easiest thing you possibly do and you sit there going going I don't know if I can watch it a tire movie
This is
This is way too much for me. So we had a cancel his plans
To go out and see a movie out of the birthday to act in for him. Yeah, and then so I guess they're gonna go see John Wick and
Andy I don't know if he's prepared or if he's just off the cuff
He's got some hot takes on John Wick the thing
I've been trying to figure out about the John Wick movies is the length of time
that the movies are supposed to take place over because it could be a week, it could be
like a month, you know, that this series of events takes place.
And I just keep thinking like that is like the ought to be the worst month of this guy's
life.
I mean, he gets asked kicked a bunch of times.
He shot like probably 160,000 times.
Spoiler alert.
You ever think that would you're watching a John Wick movie like,
two days gone by or just the same evening. What's going on?
He must be tired.
He's concerned about how tired you are.
It's like, when does he? What an active day.
I hope he naps her a few weeks.
That's what I'm worried about the Spain of time.
Not the 50 year old guy that can barely walk. That's doing a karate kick through three guys.
Come on, Andy, the fourth wall, I kill him over here.
So that turns into easily the most boring conversation possible.
I can't believe the instincts on this guy,
it kind of makes sense.
He's from like Dave and Chuck the freak,
because they find a way to do four hours a day
and talk about nothing.
They cover no gravity, they're not they find a way to do four hours a day
and talk about nothing.
They cover no ground.
There's no sports talks.
There's no music talks.
There's no current events talk.
They talk about nothing.
It's it's almost impossible to do.
And I guess this is how you do it.
You get a you go the whole way.
Do you get like a you get like popcorn?
You get the snacks.
You do the whole movie experience. you get like, you get like popcorn, you get the snacks, you do the whole
movie experience, you get the butter. It depends on, it depends on the situation, right?
So it depends on how much I've eaten prior to going to the movies, right?
Oh, see that answer is going to prolong this conversation. Well, you should say, I don't
know who gives a shit right. Shut that radio shit down well you like the buttery you like some candy
it's like dorkles
they started selling beer at the movies do you
think selling a $13 beer when I
could buy it for $3 at the convenience
store is gonna stop me from smuggling
beer into the movies no I don't think so
a lot of guys really hungry now he's gonna
beer down in front of his pants.
So, could be that.
Then they go on to talk about that movie theater butter.
I don't know if you guys have heard this conversation before.
This is pretty good stuff.
What do you think about that chemical butter?
Because I tend to prefer it.
I love it.
I think it's probably one of the greatest chemical things
that they've ever played.
Yeah, it is. We talk a lot about it on the morning show James
and his chemical foods.
Oh, they talk about that in the morning show, dude.
Hey, well, I'm doing my morning entertainment all wrong.
That's right.
I don't listen to shows talking about the butter on popcorn and movie theaters.
How delicious that is.
Now, we even chuck the freak.
It really drowns out the noise of my kids in the back seat.
Right.
We have stars.
We talk about that a lot.
Yeah.
For more butter talk, tune in to WRIA.
Guys, think about this.
It started with, I was gonna go see a movie with Jay to my birthday.
At 3 p.m., I decided I can't possibly pull this off, so I canceled plans.
And then they talk about the food they eat at movie theaters.
And then that transitions into a whole conversation around food and
vending machine food, specifically because these two work
in the same building, they're co-workers.
So they know the same vending machine.
They know what's in there.
Yeah, you used to be a lot crazier.
I know about the vending machines.
Like you'd get stuff out of there that I was like,
oh my god.
Yeah, I've kind of toned it down on the vending machine stuff
because they have sandwiches in there now.
And are they sketchy? Are to eat them quite a bit. They have no condiments on them. So I had to
bring in my own mustard. You brought in mustard from home. Yeah. What kind of mustard do
you choose? Is it just like the yellow? Yeah.
Falkers. Falkers are fronches. Yeah. I like the OG. You like just like standard yellow
mustard. I like standard. I mean, I like other other mustard's as well But on a sandwich. I like the yellow mustard gives a shit who gives a fuck imagine being this uninteresting and thinking
I should probably have a microphone in front of my face. Yeah, can you imagine what color?
Can you fucking imagine she's talking about you need to save just out of a running machine and
Andy's in sick is to be like, oh yeah?
What is that like?
It's like just feeling like, ah, okay.
Anyway, I saw the new first-
The fracture level topic.
Oh, it gets worse.
What kind of mustard?
Oh, it gets even worse.
We're still talking vending machine food.
You ever tried the eggs?
Oh, no.
Every once in a while they just have eggs in there.
Yeah, like a hard boiled egg.
Yeah, they threw me off with their tuna too
because the tuna came with something that had mayo, but it said that it was
heat resistant mayo. I think all mayo is heat resistant. I don't know. It's made of
eggs. I mean, you don't want to have mayo be warm for too long. What I mean, who cares?
I know. Thank you. Sorry. I got distracted for a second. And this riveting conversation about
two to say, which is out of a fucking vending machine.
And I wish I could tell you that it ended there,
but nope, there's more egg talk coming up.
You know, it's a food that I don't mind
that I think a lot of people think is disgusting.
Everything.
Is pickled eggs.
I don't mind a pickled egg.
I don't mind a pickled egg.
Do you like a, like a double-dead?
I love a devil-dead. I love a devil-dead. I love a devil-dead. I don't like thinking pickle dig. I don't mind a pickle dig. Do you like a like a double Deg? I love a devil day. I love a devil day. I love a devil day. I don't like thinking about what it is
Yeah, I mean I guess it and I've got the mayo in it. We've got oh everyone pretend podcasting is boring holy shit
We're really wet for pickle legs to devil legs and this is the conversation that we're having now
Do you devil legs the other fight? Yeah. What about in the morning?
How do you like them?
How do you take them when you go to the diner?
Let's go through all the ways an egg can be cooked.
Well, thankfully Andy, they get off the egg talk,
but they immediately get on the olive talk.
And they say that olives are a very polarizing food
because some people like them.
That's typical tone.
That's polarizing. Yeah, I know. That's him and we'll talk.
That's polarizing.
Yeah, I know.
It's really, by the way, and this gets controversial here.
So people don't like that sort of thing.
You can turn off now.
And so because we're talking about olives,
Jade is gonna tell her Martini story.
Now, this is where things get exciting, guys.
I know this has been very mundane, but this is where things get great.
Yeah.
You drink a martini?
Well, okay, so I have a funny story about martini.
So my two best girlfriends, they love a dirty martini.
And they'll like, one of them gets it like extra dirty, like extra olive juice loves it.
And so we had gone, this was like maybe a year or so ago.
I've never really been a fan of the martini because I don't like the olive. And so we go out to get drinks and have dinner
girls night. And the waitress comes over and, you know, Amber orders a dirty martini,
Kaelin orders a dirty martini. And I full blown panic like I've never ordered a drink
a day in my life. And I've been ordering drinks for a long time now.
And so I panic and I'm like, I'll have the same.
But the waitress walks away and Amber looks at me and she's like,
do you like those now?
And I was like, I don't know.
I guess I'll give it another try.
And she's like, you've literally never liked any Martini,
like a dirty Martini that you've ever had.
I love that story.
Why would you start that with saying I have a funny story?
She tells you.
She tells you anything that she's ever done
is a story worth telling.
No, I mean, you fucked up.
You ordered the wrong drink.
Right, good one.
I have clips here of her.
I don't even really want to play them
because I'm so fucking insanely boring. Well, I misspelled weather and it took me to a porn site. Luckily, I closed the tab in time and nobody saw it
And nobody ever knew it that I did it great story. I got a porn site on purpose
I'm interested. Clip 12. This is the coffee fiasco story. You'll never believe this is the most compelling 30 seconds of audio ever recorded.
Flip the cup around and sure enough, she thought instead of iced coffee, she thought I said
ice latte, which I guess it was so loud and there's a million people I can understand
why she made that mistake.
But as someone who doesn't drink lattes and as an adult, I don't drink a lot of milk
because I am a grown-ass woman,
not drinking a lot of milk.
I'm like, what am I gonna do?
Am I gonna wait again in this long ass line
and be like, you gave me the wrong drink?
Yeah, or just just drink it, I guess.
But then I had that realization of,
I don't drink a lot of milk.
Oh, I don't get you.
And I just drank a medium-sized glass of milk. That's
all it is. It's like a glass of slightly coffee flavored milk before I go get on a two and a half
hour flight. Oh, stupid fucking blah blah. Oh, great story. What the fuck? Why is she talking about that?
I sum this story up like this. I drank some milk ones. Yeah. Milk doesn't agree. Great. My system.
up like this. I drink some milk once. Yeah. Milk doesn't agree with my system.
Good one. Well, get this person a microphone.
All right, so they're still talking about olives. And Andy says this.
Is an olives taste all in the brain? Like, have you changed your brain's feelings on the taste
of it itself? I do think that the taste of olives are in the brain and here's why.
What a weird sound bitey way to answer that question.
I do think that it is in the brain and here is why.
Who talks like that?
Someone who's buying time.
Yeah.
But why?
That's all they're doing is filling time.
Yeah.
Thinking is in the brain and tasting is on the tongue.
It's so fucking important.
Let's get into this.
I'm sure all five of your senses are processed in the brain,
so I'm like, that's a stupid thing to say.
No, yeah, only olives.
The brain's only responsible for them.
Like, olives are not, that's a damn thing.
You got it.
And then Jade with another fucking hot take,
I would love to just talk to her all day
and find out more about her fascinating life.
I will say this,
anytime I've gone to a restaurant
or there's been black olives in a salad or on a pizza
I'm like I can't eat these these taste different than the ones that you get like in the can at the grocery store
Do these people know they're competing against everything else?
This is a podcast. It's not someone's not tuning in to the station
They programmed in their car and they're like, ah, fuck it. I don't think I changed it out with them
Yeah, no, there's a podcast you're up against everything
You're up against smartness like what are you doing? Why do you think anyone would do an into this?
This is terrible
So this is the last clip I have on this whole food conversation that went on for literally 15 of the 30 minutes this show is
Yeah, that's how this show fucking starts is
Talking about they go back to devil dags and how much they enjoy devil dags
Even though he's out of fan of mayonnaise. He'll need a devil dags. He likes the mustard part. I feel like there's
this inherent greed I have with devil dags that comes out of me and I'm like, I don't
care that it took time to make all 60 of these eggs. I'm going to be 55 of them. Is it
also because devil was in the name? Yeah, it's devil. It is devil. Yeah, it is devil.
The devil dags that we tried. Well, it's the devil legs. That's what I'm talking about.
Well, you don't have to just say every thought
that comes to your head.
I have a filter.
Do you also like devil legs?
Does it call devil legs?
No, I wouldn't care what they were calling.
What do you mean?
What about Easter eggs?
What's your favorite color Easter eggs?
I know, I'd be dead seriously.
Let's go through all the colors.
We can do a parody of this show
and no one would listen to it
because it would be too spot on.
They'd be like, no, it'd be like,
how Chad does
like the hype trade now.
And he's like, always asking for likes.
And he's like, yeah, I do this because I'm goofing
on the air and you're like, no, no,
you do this more than the air it does.
You mean, like you just turned into the thing
that you don't like.
So I can't even do a parody of this.
So this is what I wanted to play for you before,
is finally, Jade is ready to transition the conversation
away from the foods that they enjoy.
What a weird start to our show today that we just talked for 15 minutes about snacks and popcorn and everything else.
I have a very funny thought in my head right now.
You do?
Yeah, don't believe it.
Yeah, exactly.
You know, I heard that. I doubt it.
Yeah.
I will doubt that very much.
So the funny thundercut and we already played some of these clips, but apparently in Denmark, some young girl was using a metal detector on the beach
and found these old Viking coins that are thousands of thousands of years old
and a museum wanted to buy them and it was worth a lot of money and stuff.
And she's like, and we have that friend, none of us know,
who likes to use his metal detector and he never finds anything.
So I just thought, funny is that that our front that asshole
This girl didn't so well with that what a loser. Yeah, so this is after all of that conversation
She's gonna wrap up her funny thought. So I don't know. It just it kind of cracked me up. Yeah, that that was a trending story today
Yeah, that is that is funny. It's funny to think about yeah
It kind of cracked you up. Oh, yeah, that that was a trending story today. Yeah, that is that is funny. It's funny to think about yeah It kind of cracked you up. Oh, yeah, it is funny
That's how I explain that I find something to be humorous I go. Oh, yeah, that is funny. That is funny
It's a funny thought. Thanks for sharing. You just talked me out of starting my middle detecting hobby
Well, I didn't pull all the clips. I'm saying it's a boring. Yeah, but they were explaining that when you do use a metal detector
You have to dig and there's a lot of bending down and I'm like oh my god
I'm talking to Tommy from MSCS meeting you think everyone's an alien who doesn't know fucking life works on this show
Why do you bend down at the waist?
Trude you take a knee let me your right knee so then it doesn't end there unfortunately
Well, I don't mind something cool. That would make it all worth it like if you found like a hundred thousand dollar coin or something
Yeah, yeah, good point Andy
Thanks for bringing that to our attention just you guys know using a metal detector might not be the coolest thing
But what if you found like something that was really valuable. Yeah, that'd be neat. Mm-hmm
That'd be funny. What the fuck
I get what more on this place scratch off lottery
Yes, right I can't as a hobby. I can't imagine two people less capable of an interesting conversation
Doing a podcast together. This is insane. You would think they would sit down with each other and be like
All right, we got to get our shit together. This is what are we doing my fucking parents could podcast circles around
And they don't even know what a podcast is
Andy, what else do you want to hit on, buddy?
Well, last clip, this is on the heels of talking about the diarrhea.
They start talking about how people who run marathons, you know, if you're running a marathon
and you have to go to the bathroom, you just shit your pants and it's the coolest thing
you can possibly do.
Good night.
Yeah, no, I think that the bigger concern and I don't want to I don't want to shield you from running
But I'm sure you know these stories like marathon runners that have like poop their pants. Oh, they just poop right right there
Yeah, they're hardcore. See I'll I've had that before where I started out going for run and then I'm like
Oh, we got something yeah
Yeah
Got something going on Michael Michael Jackson
Got something going on. Michael Michael Jackson.
And then I run.
Yep.
Radon Q, let's do some voices.
Yeah.
So how you do it?
GGL and Michael Jackson.
Hardcore shitty.
Boom, when Andy has to shit, it's for a very different reason.
It's because it's been eating food nonstop for 48 hours straight.
Marathon Run is very different.
Very different reason why they have to take a shit.
All right. So then they can do a car. They finally get a topic going.
And their topic is going to be about AI. I guess they're talking about like what hobbies
Andy could have. And Jade's trying to help out as a good friend does.
I wish I was a student should start playing around with AI apparently because of the AI is
all over the news. I mean, I don't know. Have you tried the chat?
I haven't messed around with that at all.
Have you?
No, because I don't like it.
I don't like it either.
I'm not into it.
And there's a lot of people who say, like, if you don't embrace AI,
then you're going to be left behind, right?
Like we're going to be the old people.
Yeah.
I don't want to do it.
First off, it is chat GPT.
I checked GPS. Global positioning satellites. in his chat, G-P-T, chat G-P-S, not global positioning satellites.
But more importantly, what a fucking retarded conversation. Well, you know what you could
do is a hobby is AI. What? What? What do you mean? Yeah. I mean, that's almost the same
as saying you ever Google stuff. Like, yeah, I've done that. That's a hobby. No, let's
talk about it. That's not, yeah. That's not a hobby at all.
So then they get into their spicy AI talk.
But AI is just, it's really scary.
And I, in a lot of circumstances,
I don't understand the point.
I don't understand why they're trying
to make artificial intelligence.
Like I don't understand that.
Like artificial intelligence means a man made intelligence,
which means that we're basically trying to replace our brains.
Right. Somebody's got to have it.
You know there's none on this show.
Somebody's got to be intelligent.
Well that's just so funny about it.
They go, I'm afraid of AI.
I'm like, you should be.
You should be.
You're a more naughty computer.
Could be way more entertaining and interesting on a podcast
than the two of you.
If anyone should be afraid for their job,
it's these two ass ads.
Agreed, but he started out by saying I should be getting into this.
Yeah, I know.
What the fuck?
It's, she's like, yeah, you should be two and now they're scared of it.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, immediately.
And this, this is the dumbest thing they say.
What was that?
It's the second time that I have old.
It sounded like you came from over there.
Is my equipment blowing up?
I don't know.
All right, we'll figure it out.
They could like an AI program could completely just like have a
total AIJ or a total AI Andy.
Right.
I don't think that AIJ and Andy show would be quite as entertaining.
I don't think it would be.
You don't?
Yeah, I got my telltimes on that.
Yeah, you know what AI doesn't do?
This is like what, I'll lose for 20 minutes.
AI doesn't give a fuck about olives. I love that they're like, well,? Hey, I don't do this. It's like what olives for 20 minutes. I had to give a fuck about olives
I love it. They're like well, I mean at least we're safe. No
Not even close you guys have done nothing I listen to multiple episodes
I know you listen like none of us picked up on anything. It was like all right. These people are interesting
No, she more compelling. There's no personality here. There's nothing going on at all
And I blame Dave and Chuck. I think that Dave and Chuck is such a boring show.
And this guy's probably the most interesting part
that he thinks he can just come on here
and be like, I don't know, man, AI, scary shit, right?
They're like, whoa!
Whoa!
Oh, this is nuts!
And then we've talked about all these topics
that I brought to you today.
Andy is going to tie it all together at the end.
Yeah, that makes me, these discussions about AI
make me want to eat more eggs, more devil eggs.
Yeah, well, I think,
because it makes you want to maybe do more stuff
because doing stuff is cool.
Yeah, it makes me want to do more stuff.
There you go.
The fear of AI makes me want to do more stuff.
It's like retarded.
Ah!
I can't fucking take it.
It's like retarded side-feld. You it. It's like retarded sign felled.
You know, like in sign fell, there's all these multiple plots and it all comes together
at the end.
These guys are just like, all right, we talked about three different things.
So AI makes me like devil eggs and hobbies.
Like, what?
No.
That was stupid.
That's a marker board that just says AI and eggs.
Yeah.
What the fuck are you talking about?
So then they ask the big question.
They're going to ask their audience this big question.
Well, I guess we should throw that out to the listeners,
the people who have made it to the end of our show today.
Yeah, we'll ask you this question.
Would you eat AI double-deague or human double-deague?
Yeah, if you had to choose, and there was only,
there was two devil-deagues there,
and one of them was an AI double-deague,
and then the other one was a regular devil-deague,
made by human with love
And care and care which would you which would you choose don't even know what AI is?
I care to their congratulating themselves over there. Yeah, I'm sure they are they actually asked her like hey
Send this a note on social media. We'll talk about it next week
Like what do you guys think? It's like AI doesn't make I
Want to talk about like a devil X recipe,
which is the same as googling it.
Which is what people would do anyway.
I honestly can't figure out what they think AI is.
This guy's already comes to the conclusion
that AI is robots who go around and make food.
And you say they're not interesting.
They broke your brain.
They're fucking retarded.
And I played this clip on the Drew and Mike show,
but I have to play it here because the most recent episode,
they came out and they started out by bragging
about their listenership.
Now keep in mind, they're on the Rift in Detroit
and this guy, Andy's on a bunch of markets,
David Chuck the Freak.
So they should have a built-in audience.
They're already on the radio,
they're already talking to people, they have a name. And we, um, we got to give a huge
shout out to all the people who have tuned in and listen, we do this every week, but usually
it's more towards the end of the show. But I will say, um, almost every episode is close
to a thousand downloads, which is, they awesome. Yes, it is awesome. It is awesome.
It is cool.
People are consistently downloading.
I'm gonna say whoa.
Yeah, whoa.
They will.
And I said this on cured mic, and I'll say the guy
did real quick.
When we started out, we didn't have a lot of downloads.
Between 100 and 200 was typical for,
episode of Who Are These Podcasts.
And then we started to grow.
Never once did I have 912 downloads and think,
I should probably brag about this.
They still wasn't like, ah, we did it.
We made it.
Now, you're still not there yet.
I got it up, you guys have ever seen a ratings book,
but having less than 1,000 listeners
would give you like a zero share.
It's not impressive.
And I wouldn't brag about it on the show,
especially if you want to get advertising someday. Those ones that obviously you do not have. I'm sorry to put
you through this one. Oh, this is a terrible show. So boring. Yeah, really.
It's just suddenly they're trying to fill 30 minutes. Like two people have sat down
like, all right, we got 30 minutes to kill. So let's just do it. And they're
being forced to do it. And it sounds like it. Yeah. Yeah. It's really bad.
All right. Let's move on. Bridge of the week. Bridge of the week. This one comes in from Adam Thoreau. And he wrote,
Gather Round Everybody Storytime. I'd rather not explain this one to you and just let it
surprise you. So I've not even listened to this yet. So this is all news to me. I just trust
Adam. Let's see what happens. Even if she quit her job as a barista, she'd still be required to provide extraneous
services, which covered a lot of areas without pay.
The worst extraneous service, so far, had been the month she'd had to spend a drinking piss
out of cocks in the men's bathroom.
Every size, shape, color, and stink of cocks shoved into her mouth, where she had to suck
just gently
enough to swallow the piss without getting them too hard to piss.
And since it was a coffee shop, every man in the place had to piss constantly.
Hey, compared to the last hot guy we just did, this is fucking crazy.
What the fuck was that wow
Alright guys here's the deal. I am going to a hockey game tonight the hockey game starts at seven
We started recording at five which means we got to move quickly today
We got to get to it and get out so I can watch the Amherst play Toronto and what could be a decisive game three
The Amherst move out of the playoffs and I was very excited about that.
But first, I want to bring on a guy's listen to the show for a long time.
Bob Kett from Philadelphia.
He went to the Pots Town Uncle Rico show.
And I'm going to say this before even comes on.
I'm not here to bash the live show in any manner.
I'm just interested in what his experience was because I know
there's some technical issues and I feel for them. I've had technical issues at live shows, so I get
it and it sucks and it's not fun. So I'm not going to laugh about any of that sort of thing or
victory lap on anything like that, obviously. And I want people to go to more live shows. I want
people to come out and enjoy, you know, chually in the gang and Anthony Cumi was there, Casey Armstrong. A lot of
friends of ours were at this live show, Bob Levy. And so I love people
supported that. And they went out to it. But I've heard a lot of
different accounts. I read on Reddit, Howard Sternfanny went there,
didn't know the Uncle Rico show, didn't know Perry Caravello,
and was just like, ah, you know,
the way he explained it was compelling.
The way he explained it,
from his perspective,
wow, sounds crazy.
And then of course I've heard Anthony's take on it.
I've heard Julian Bob's take on it.
Ray DeVito's take,
Ray DeVito, he's coming out on Saturday,
got a lot to talk to him about,
because he was there as a performer.
He did six and a half minutes of standup. He a performer. He did six and a half minutes of standup
He drove two hours
Did six and a half minutes of standup and then when he was like, hey, where's our Airbnb?
They're like, oh no, there's no room for you. Oh, yeah, I'm fucking brutal. So Portray
but with that said
Bobcat, what's up, buddy? How you doing Carl? Andy Chris?
I'm doing well.
I think I heard you with Elha Reble,
talking a little bit about your experience.
Yeah, I called them when I got home.
Yes.
I was very interested in what you had to say,
so I thought, I'd like you at my show to talk about this,
because it seemed like it was an eventful event,
if that makes any sense.
It was, and I'm glad you prefaced all that stuff.
I was gonna say pretty much the same thing.
I'm a fan of you guys, I'm a fan of them. I don't have any agendas
I don't hate shooly like all those other people. I listened to oh and I listened to Howard
I love I really like all these people so I went there as a fan. I bought my ticket literally as soon as it went on sale
I was excited to go I didn't go there to try to bash anybody or anything else.
And I've been to two of your events, Nashville and Chicago, which were very well planned out.
And you had tech issues, I understand that I work in tech. We test things a hundred times
and then the shit breaks as soon as we get started. Exactly. So I felt bad for them. I felt bad for
Chris and E-Sale or Joe, sorry. But so I was texting with Cardiff because bad for them. I felt bad for Chris and ESO or Joe. Sorry. Yeah.
Um, but so I was texting with Cardiff because uh, it was joking. I told me to stay at my
house and he said, because doors closed open at five and show it's closed at six. And
I was texting him at like five. I'm like, what time do you think I should get there?
He's like, the doors aren't even open yet. I'd probably come at like quarter up. So I
got there around five, fifty. I'd say there was about 60 cars in the lot.
There weren't a lot of people in there yet.
I did buy VIP.
I get another preface.
I don't care about money.
I've paid to go to your shows.
I'm going to see Pearl Jam in Texas.
I don't care about money.
It's just, I should get what I pay for.
Right.
And so I paid the $40 for the VIP,
which was supposed to be premium seating
poster and a meet and greet. So like I said, I got there at $5.50 and I immediately could tell
they were having problems. I could see ESO and the other guy running around like crazy and I felt
bad for that. Yeah. And I could tell immediately it looked like they're one of their boards
with having problems and some of the mic cables and the cable going into the laptop was having issues.
So after about 15 minutes of that,
they came out on stage and tried to power through
and they quickly realized after about three minutes
it wasn't gonna happen, they said, we'll be right back.
And then I think the show finally did start around 710
and they had most of the mics working,
they replaced the board, but the cable going into the laptop
was buzzing like crazy.
So any time they played video, it was this terrible buzz.
But then the producer was doing good job.
He would lower it when the guys were talking
to get rid of the buzz,
but any time they went back to the screen,
it was terrible.
That's one of those things,
what are you gonna do?
I mean, I've been in that predicament,
and you're like, well, we just gotta do it
because this is what the show is.
Did they truck out Anthony Cumier to do that?
20 minutes.
I think they did.
But real quick, before you go further, I just want to back up a second because one of
the things I heard, this venue is a weird venue.
And I don't know why it's called a comedy club.
I don't know if it is not.
Okay, because they keep saying Soul Joil's comedy club.
So apparently this is this big building.
I saw pictures of it.
Probably a lot of people have.
It looked more like it would be a place
where someone would get married.
It's a very big like ballroom
that they set up all these chairs.
You know, there's a stage and they set up all these chairs
like a wedding.
Like the Natchville city winery?
No, that's a venue.
Yeah.
Where there's live music, live performances.
There's no stage.
This is not that at all.
Okay.
I don't think they had sound there,
which is why they had to bring their own sound,
is why they had issues.
Correct.
Hold on, the funniest part is I just gotta get this part
point out, because it's this big building,
you walk in and one of the wings of the building
has a funeral going on.
And it's Darryl Hall's mom.
Darryl Hall from Hollow Notes is from Botsville.
And his mom just passed away. Was he there? Yes
Signing autographs. Yeah, he's signing Shuley posters. Did Cardiff get him on his show?
Probably see you walk in you're like funeral this way Suddening John this way you're like ah
I'm not even sure now. Can we do both?
Does VIP cover that?
SoulJules used to be in the next town over
and it literally was just a tent, like a tent.
And I think he lost that space.
So it's actually called Sunleybrook
and it's like a wedding venue.
It's just a huge building
and then they have all these little rooms in there.
So they were in the biggest space
because I think they were trying to sell a thousand tickets. I'd say maybe
it should have said 360 and again, I'm not going to get truly, I would have guessed about
250. Okay. And the first 10 rows were VIP. We had padded seats and then the next 20 seats
back were GA. So I did get premium seating. That was fine. They didn't really have a lot
of staff. They kind of just gave us a wristband
and moved us up to the front.
And then I had heard beforehand,
they were gonna do the podcast first,
then clear everybody out and do meet and greet,
and then do the comedy show.
Okay.
And when I heard that, I'm like,
I don't know how they're possibly gonna do this.
Is there anywhere for you to go between the...
There's a bar somewhere, right?
There was a bar in the back corner.
There was a little tiny bar
and then on the other side they had some like munchy food whatever no merch table no nothing
else just this massive space with like maybe 30 rows of seat in the front I did post some
pictures on Reddit yeah I saw that so they finally started they had a package of of
Uncle Rico's daughter and John it looked like it was about a 40-minute video.
They got through 12 minutes of that.
Anthony came out and did some stuff.
Bob, I don't care about it.
Bob was bombed and he was eating addables and he was trashed,
but he was funny.
He was good, a lot of screaming.
And then they brought it up.
Bob claimed that miserable as company that he was not.
He said he had a couple of addables, but he said he was not bombed.
I'll just point that out, but I've heard other people say
that they thought differently, but okay, go ahead.
This is your interpretation.
I'll just let you go.
This is Bob Kent.
And I like Bob.
I like Bob.
I'm a fan.
Yeah.
All right, so then Anthony came out.
He was funny.
Casey came out.
He had his clipboard.
He was more worried about the strip club afterwards.
And I told him, I'm like, dude, you don't want to go there. It's a complete shithole in
not a good part of town. And then I don't know if you saw Anthony's tweet afterwards. He said it
was like, Pig AIDS or something. Though, I'm like, I told you so. And then there was people in the
venue asking me, I was like, look, I'm local local you don't want to go there And like this one guy was from Portland everyone came to see
Perry basically. Yeah, there were a lot of Perry Caravella fans there
I can't tell me explain to me who that is because I know apparently when he came out
He got like a standing ovation. Yeah, people don't know he started crying. Yeah, like I said with his
Like wow, could they flew out from California to be there and
I got saved with this, I was like, wow, could they flew him out from California to be there?
And Perry Carvel, I guess, now he has like a show,
a streaming show where people like send shit
to his house that he doesn't like,
and then for money, he'll like eat a pickle,
he hates pickles, like it's bizarre.
But the reason why people know about this guy
is because Adam Crowe and Jimmy Kimmel
decided to make a movie 20 plus years ago,
called Windy City Heat, where they had this whole movie production
Around this one guy Perry Carevello wanted to be famous. He was the only one who didn't know it was a fake movie
Okay, so they just fuck with them the entire time it's like the movie. It's them fucking with them making this movie
Oh, I want to see that yeah, it's great and him not being in on the joke. He's like a Carl Pilkington type. Yes, okay
Very much so he's always like, it's
very mad. It screams and swears of people. But I'm sorry. It's hilarious, but it gets her
it gets her repetitive. So speaking of pickles, your buddy Mike Morse, the only contribution he made
to the podcast was he would get after they brought Perry out. He'd go over to Perry and stick a pickle in his face and Perry would get mad.
I swear, he didn't say two fucking words during the entire podcast.
And he walks around.
He's like a six-year-old man.
He's got fucking earrings in.
And he thinks he's like, he contributed nothing.
How was it standoff?
If I have an agenda, he'd stand off.
He played a song and it was kind of cheesy.
It just, they call him the other guy for a reason.
I just, again, I'm not a comedian,
I'm not an agenda, but that guy sucks.
I'm sorry.
Did he do his hand puppet routine?
Or the hands of a second to each other?
Just, he played a song.
It wasn't bad.
It's just, he contributes nothing.
I got it.
Shulian was really emcee.
So, they just abruptly end the podcast after like an hour and they're like, we'll do meet
and greet and then we'll do some comedy.
Cool.
So, then 30 minutes goes by and nothing happens.
I'm like, what's going on?
So, I texted Cardiff again.
He's like, now that meet and greets at the end and I'm like, shit, I'm like, I can't
stay here till midnight.
So then after 30 minutes, they start the comedy show.
And then they announce Ray,
and say he's the funniest guy from Ohio,
and people have no idea who Ray is.
He doesn't get booed, he doesn't get cheered.
He can out, I'm sorry, before that,
for like 25 minutes I watched him.
He was in the front row in the corner,
just like pounding beers, like during the end of the podcast. So he comes on stage, I would say six and a half
minutes is generous. I don't think he was on stage for that long. He did have one good joke about Chad,
but it was more of the jokes than people knowing Chad, they got a little bit of a pop, but
it was talking about the subway or something.
And he said on his podcast that he just written the material because it was going to get leaked.
It was uncomfortable. He didn't seem comfortable on stage. And then he abruptly just like stopped
after six minutes. And it was like, you guys going to come get me. Like, what's going on? I'm done.
I need some adult. I guess that video's out there, right?
Ray leaked it himself, right?
And it went for two.
Producer Joe comes around the side and goes, you're supposed to announce the next guy.
And then he starts ripping the producers.
So then surely comes around the other side.
Because apparently, that's the thing.
It was completely unorganized.
People didn't know how long they were supposed to be up there.
And so then surely comes running up because apparently Shulie thought he told him 10 minutes
and Shulie was out smoking.
So Shulie comes up and then introduces Carter.
Okay.
Carter comes up with his cute cards and Carter did great in the beginning.
He did this stuff on Kevin Brennan that killed.
Then he went into this thing, oh, then he busted on Mike Morris for a couple of minutes, that killed.
And but I don't think people really knew who Mike was.
So then he does like four minutes of Chad material and the Dale May reshade.
And nobody knew who Chad was.
And it just completely bombed.
They felt bad for it.
All right.
Can I stop you right there?
I want to ask you about this because this is one of the things that I heard.
And by the way, again, profs to Shule, you bring in all these different people together.
Perry Caravallo, you got Anthony Cumia, you know, you get the Uncle Rico show.
And so from what I heard, and what I read in the Howard Stern subreddit, is that there
were a lot of people who didn't know what Uncle Rico was, they didn't realize that people
are gonna be gripping on Southern John, which is nuts.
People are like, whoa, Southern John, why are we talking about that?
And then there are people there just for Perry Caravello,
who didn't know Ray DeVito or Chan Tsubak
or Cardiff Electrix, it was like a weird crowd.
Oh, weird.
Yeah, because other people came because they're like,
Howard Stern fans, and the KCM strong's there,
and Shuliegar and Bob Levy, and they know Howard Stern
or Anthony Cooom is there, and they know what we're in at,
they so, because they're in an area close to Philly,
not too far from New York, where you're gonna get people like, oh like oh okay like these guys I forgot I also have them on the radio and
then they show up and it's like this whole weird thing of this like internet lore that's been
growing for the last five or six years if you're not in on it like what is what is this here this
guy's a potato yeah in my opinion it was probably 85% peri people people who just yes he's that big I mean in this crowd yes
I think it was only like 250 people and that's all right it's a big room is the problem do
you really people is a good good a good number of people it was it looked good it was a good
attendance I'm not ripping the crowd at all yeah but most people had on the PCL shirts or the
shirts with his address on him no shit or the Or the pickle and signs and co-people dressed as him.
But I, and again, I'm not ripping anybody,
but really, I don't think people, like, all right.
So then, Cardiff went into the squeegee joke.
Nobody knew what it was except me.
I don't know.
I'm saying.
And like Carlos D. D. D. D. D. said,
that's like not knowing free bird.
But I loved it.
I thought it was great, but nobody really knew what was going on.
And he said, the majority of people were there for Perry.
They were a couple, Uncle Rico people.
Like I know all people.
So like I was, I was enjoying myself,
except for the delay and then whatever.
So then he does squeegee bit.
They just, I'm sure, my people were confused.
Like who's this fucking guy with this Spider-Man mask?
Yeah.
So then the Tony Hawk guy comes up and that wasn't very good.
And then at that point, I'm like, I gotta go.
I'm like, I don't know.
And I'm, I just said, at that point, it was like 10 o'clock.
And I'm like, I don't know before the second handle.
Yeah.
So then I'm like, all right, well, where's my poster?
Because I don't know if you go to a well-attended event.
You got a nice poster.
Yes.
Yeah.
So, no poster?
What the fuck, they promised a poster?
No poster.
And then apparently at the end when they did meet and greet,
surely it was like, everyone can come.
Who gives a shit?
So again, I don't care how much it was,
but it wasn't what I was promised.
I didn't give a poster. I didn't really get a meeting greet.
I did get preferred seating.
It just, it seemed like he had no schedule or anything.
And the communication, like you said,
telling Ray where he's going to sleep,
or how long people were supposed to be up there.
And it seemed like they just flew by the seat of their pants,
and it was very unorganized. Okay. I think that's part of the charm of it, especially if you bring Perry in, you want it to be up there and it seemed like they just flew by the sea to their pants and it was very unorganized.
Okay. I think that's part of the charm of it, especially if you bring Perry and you
want it to be. And I guess the big pat at the end was Hype at Jericho. I saw the pictures
of that. Thank God. I saw the pictures. I was just paying down. They put blue cheese in
his ass for Bob Lee. We'd eat it out and then someone shoved him like a phone in the
blue cheese and his ass. This is what I've heard, I don't know, I wasn't there.
It happened, I have saw the pictures
and my other buddy was there, he had lead.
And then apparently Perry did like an hour
of just telling the stories like the 92 story,
I don't know if you know the Perry lore.
No, I don't.
The 92 story, he'd got promised a job
on a Christina Aguilera movie and the agent told him
that he had to blow him and Perry said no
and he goes, well you have to jerk me off and I'm gonna blow you. That's the 92 story and apparently agent told him that he had to blow him and Perry said no and he goes, well, you have to jerk me off and I'm going to blow you.
That's the 92 story and apparently people get him to tell this story, Randy Callahan.
And so they got him to tell the story again and then they gave him pizzas and he threw
the pizzas to people and then they gave him McDonald's and he kicked out of people and then
they gave him sprite and pickles and just the same's it's repetitive but it's funny because
Perry freaks out like I think since he got in an accident and he hit in his head so he's a little off
yeah but it's entertaining if you like that stuff I mean but I enjoyed I think it's funny I
guess there was a huge line for Perry after the show so when they did finally go back towards the
bar for the meat and greet or whatever you, people are getting books autographed by Anthony Cumia. There's a huge line for Perry,
but it didn't seem a little disorganized for us people who like bought the VIP meat and
greed to just do it at the very, very unlike that. Well, the PCL guys were even saying, like,
that was even unorganized. The PCL guys were ripping them and they're after stream saying,
if we weren't there, no one would have run this, like they kind of organized the meeting, Greerie,
it just was utter chaos.
Like either do it like you did Chicago
to the beginning or do Nashville,
like you do it at the end.
Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.
But in a different room with only the people
who paid for it coming in,
like that's the way you do it.
So I was checking out Anthony's show on Monday
and he was talking all about his experience.
And so after the show, as you mentioned, Casey Armstrong was building up this big after-party
at the strip club that's in this town. It's in Douglasville. It's not impossible. It's 20 minutes
away. Okay. So Anthony gets there and he goes, he goes, the strippers there, like, you didn't want
to look at them. You wanted to divert your eyes. were so fat ugly it's like going through the whole description of these girls I guess it was gross and they
would like go up there and dance and no one would give them money so they'd like walk out and
give me money for my dance I just had just like that's how it's tripped up to work we talking about
here's some clothes you can put on yeah I guess he thought he was being started or something so then
there's a
casino not far away. And it's like, can we
just go to the casino please? I don't want
to be here anymore. And so I guess one
of the fans who was there, he goes, oh, I
can drive you to the casino. And I was like, I
don't know, really? I don't know. I've
never met you before. Sounds like a
bad idea. But eventually, I do want to
leave. Yeah, desperate to get out of here. So eventually Anthony and that guy Mike who used to be friends with Suthering John, but introduced
Oh, yeah, you know all that Laura, which is hilarious
So I guess those guys they get in the car with this guy and he starts driving through suburban neighborhoods for 30 minutes and
Anthony's making jokes like this looks like the same intersection we were just in like are we going anywhere?
I was like, uh-huh, I'm sure enough 30 minutes later,
they pull up to the same strip club.
They can just,
and then he's like,
what the fuck?
We're going to the casino.
I was like, oh shit, I'm sorry,
I wasn't turned the wrong way.
Oh, it's 45 minutes.
Because they got to Valley Forge.
Yeah.
Literally, it's two roads and you get on 422
and it's 45 minutes down
to keep pressure. So I don't know where the fuck they went. Oh, that sounds horrifying.
But that's true. In the middle of nowhere on this little shit road, like I said, I didn't
even think that place was open because I dreamt of passing it for, but it's a shit hole.
And I told them, but no one fucking don't listen to local guy. Yeah. What was Casey's deal? And you know, I'm friends with Casey, obviously.
But I was confused as to like, it was his after party
at the strip club.
They have like a deal with the strip club or something.
So he met Damr, got some tour to connection.
He was on, had his, one of the bartenders
on his podcast a week or two ago.
I think he just Googled strip club near Post Town
because there's only like three. and that one is 20 minutes north
And there's like what well of the three that's probably the least shittiest one
But this area get we're in the middle fucking nowhere as much of forms. Yeah, there's not a lot of shade around here
So when he said he was going to one. I'm like oh boy
So I think he just somehow made a connection and then he printed out these flyers
And they were just like all over the bathroom in the urinals Oh boy. So I think he just somehow made a connection and then he printed out these flyers
and they were just like all over the bathroom
and the urinals and then then he was trying to sell his books.
He was really nice.
He really was.
He was a pro.
Yeah, he's a three-diker.
He's fantastic.
And people wish that and he was great.
That begs the question,
why did they elect to do it there?
I found this out.
Oh, okay.
So on Julie's website, it says his manager agent is Joel,
because I was one of the same thing. So, Soul Joel has a relationship with Shuley. Shuley said
they want to be on the East Coast, whatever. I think that was a little bit of stretching it. So,
Shuley has a relationship with Joel, and they do get some half decent acts around here. Nothing crazy.
Like Anthony did his towards old Jules and they get some half decent people there.
But like I said, we're, we're like 45 minutes outside of Philadelphia.
There's not a lot in Paztown.
It's a suburban area with a lot of farms and whatnot.
I just want to say, I love the fact that this actually made the roster show seem like a good destination.
Like we did a show in roster at the beginning of February, or zero degrees out, and people
are like, yeah, but there's an airport and you can get an Uber.
It's pretty nice.
Let's not cool.
Well, I said, it's about 45 minutes north of Philly to get here.
It's really not near anything.
There's a pot's down airport, but it's only like little tiny
planes.
You're not flying in there.
Bobcat, I gotta let you go, because I gotta hit something else
and get out of here.
But thank you so much for your recap.
I just wanted to get another perspective.
And again, it's not to pile on.
I'm sure the show was great.
Everyone said they had fun.
People who went to it said they had fun.
People who performed and they had fun. And who went to it said they had fun. People who performed today had fun.
And I'm glad that Chou is doing that.
And I hope we do more of those types of things.
But it's just, it just seems so interesting
on all the things that went on.
And also I was hearing about, oh, this is fascinating.
I want to hear more about how this all went down.
Well, it wasn't really surprised
because like he doesn't really have,
he doesn't prep for a show.
He even says we have watched this.
So we kind of did the same thing for his show. So it made me, so it may be if you put the show together for him and then he even said
when we went to Rochester we just had to plug in so well I'll be on truly show on Friday um he
wants to yeah please before I go of course and talk him out of me yeah where the fuck is Croge oh
Croge is at BAN practice
No, I miss crows. I miss him too. Hopefully he comes back on the show. We all love crows and
Yeah, it's unfortunate that he hasn't been wanting to do the show anymore because he's always he always brings it well Andy's the goat But I love crows and Chris you're the man and thank you car. I appreciate it guys. Thanks Bob. Okay. Good to touch you buddy
Thanks for coming to Chicago and Nashville loved it. All right, man. We'll see you again. I appreciate it guys. Thanks Bobcat. Good to talk to you buddy. Thanks for coming to Chicago and Nashville. Loved it. All right, man
We'll see you again. I got it. Yeah, I gotta say when I read on read it about the funeral being in the same place
I'm like fucking people had read it. What a new role and he just that's sandwich that is true
Yeah, the person who wrote that I read it was just like I got there
I thought I was in the wrong place because it's a funeral
There's two funerals.
Yeah.
The death of Shoei's career too.
So, puppet show ends finally.
It's not the death of Shoei's career.
Shoei now works going strong.
All right, so we did a show called Live Left Larsony.
It was episode number 398. It wasn't that long ago.
I believe Vinny was on with me because that was a true crime show about like petty crimes.
And there was this guy who's amateur hour and the super annoying girl on there
Well and throw pointed out that they discovered that we reviewed their show and so they addressed it on theirs
so recently a show that is larger than ours did an entire episode kind of talking shit about how we suck.
And it's not just a straight up slap in our face
because this show all they do is other shows like that.
So we just got picked, actually we were a listener suggestion.
So I don't know, somebody must have really hated us.
So this show just makes fun of other shows.
And I just wanted to share with you guys
where I am in my journey of making this show.
Yeah, please do because.
Who talks like that?
I just want to share where I am in my journey.
Yes, please do.
Where am I in my journey, Chris, you know?
Anywhere you want.
Yeah, call back! I get it.
The only opportunity journeying to is the Amherst game.
A little bit.
Alright, let's keep listening to those games.
I have seen some evolution.
There are so many changes that have happened between both of us and our lives have changed
drastically over the span of two, well over two years. So when we very first started,
Amanda and I got our first one star review a long, long time ago and it was one
where somebody didn't even leave a review. And we were hurt for that night. I know
we were hurt. And then we got over it. And then I'm actually getting a one-star review
would be like, ooh, that stinks. I mean, I would be in a rough shape.
I'm like healing.
If every time I got a one-star review,
I wouldn't get out of bed.
Yeah.
Hey, producer Chris, I'm gonna take like three years off.
I got 500 one-star reviews.
I understand.
I understand.
Do what you gotta do.
We got our first one-star review
that actually left some words and that hurt a little bit.
And so,
Maybe we picked the rock back at,
these people are insensitive, only shit.
One that used words, one of the other ones,
just little fingers.
You could go and just rate it,
or you could also rate it.
I don't believe a cow-bad.
So someone's just like,
this woman fucking saw it.
So whatever they wrote,
I don't leave her.
Whatever you wrote.
Yeah, that wasn't me, whatever you were.
We're getting stronger and figuring out,
like we're just gaining experience.
Yeah.
And this was a whole nother level of like,
okay, I won't start with these one thing.
Learn to take criticism and if people's criticism
isn't good, don't take it blah, blah, blah.
But to have somebody just straight up
make you the subject of their show.
Right.
And to play clips of your show and then pause them
and then talk shit after it.
Right, like dissecting it and just shitting all over it.
Yeah, I mean, I didn't listen and I told Trevin,
I don't know if he'd listen to the whole thing.
Oh, I'm sure I'm in the front.
Yeah, Trevin and Amanda, I am so glad
Amanda didn't listen.
I think, just based on what they were just saying, I think she would have killed herself, so I'm glad. He probably told Amanda didn't listen. I think just based on what they were just saying,
I think she would have killed herself, so I'm glad.
He probably told her don't listen.
Yeah, it's actually they love you.
It's me that they don't like.
Yeah.
Finish after we talked about it.
Oh, good, good.
Because for me, there are low vibration human beings
that need to stay out of my golden bubble of
protection. Okay, so for me, I was like, I just don't even need to listen to
something like that. But what I want to say about the matter is that I have seen
growth from you on this whole thing because trevin, when we first started the show, okay, the eviction
band Trevin would not have handled this the way that you did. And you actually took the
time to reflect and realize that they weren't worth your energy to put anything creative
or extra time into. So good for you. Thank you. Most. That's. Wow, with a cap on it right there.
You didn't even fucking lose your shit.
So that's impressive.
Yeah, thanks.
I was thinking about shooting up a town or a strip mall,
but you decided against it.
I'm growing as a person.
You did nothing.
And that was the right thing to do.
Yeah.
And also, they're explaining, and this
is a lost son, Adam, who sent me this. They're explaining, and this isn't lost, Adam,
who sent me this, they're explaining how much
they don't care about this and how it rolls up their back
because they've matured and they spend five minutes
doing so, which is always good.
So it was because, and I would have loved
to have done something petty and funny
for our listeners and for myself.
Yeah.
But when you deal with people who are just sort of like
shock humor and I'm not saying I haven't listened to and
Enjoyed some of that at times
But if you're only thing out there is to get people to kind of listen because they're pissed at something that you're doing
It just tells me that if I were going to put any energy into it or even say their name or anything at this point
I would be helping prove that their way of getting listeners works
Listen, I don't I don't need you helping me prove that the way that we get listeners works
But also people don't listen to the show because they're mad at the podcast that we're gonna review
They're like oh good. They're gonna go after live laugh larceny. Yeah, these fucking assholes
They've been getting away with it for too long right
You're wrong about that sir. We're it's a roast. We're having a good natured ribbing
You're wrong about that, sir. It's a roast.
We're having a good nature to ribbing,
as KB likes to say.
Yeah.
So I don't really want to send people that way.
We don't want you guys to go and find them.
They are horrible.
We're not going to give you their name.
They don't deserve a listen.
But I'm honestly just,
I know.
Oh, shit, I would have kind of windfall of support.
Yeah.
If only they had mentioned me by name damn it. Oh, wow
Also, that's coming from the woman who didn't listen to us. Correct. Also, if you google live laugh larceny
I'm pretty sure our website shows up
Immediately
It's called an ssl strategy look at do it. How did you for handling it because honestly in the grand scheme?
They don't matter. They don't, but what I was gonna say was,
I thought my mom says, what do you mean?
What do you mean we don't matter?
Everyone's important.
Was where we are, is we're getting up there.
We're getting up there with listeners.
We're getting more people.
Thank you, keep telling other people.
Yes!
I'll take any help you want to give.
But we're getting to the point where we're not just a small little thing.
Yeah, yes you are.
And this is the funniest part of this response
is now Trevon spinning this into
how successful he is as a podcast
and how amazing it is.
He's famous and successful now
because God don't make junk.
You know, we're a bigger show.
And so there's gonna be more haters that come along with
more listeners. And let me pause you too, even though we do have more listeners and it's
a bigger show, we are still the same independent podcast that is doing this from Trevins studio
in his home. Okay. Right.
I'm sure you are. Yeah. I know. No, it was debating that. So like, so what corporations behind this show anyway?
Who's producing this?
No, just us.
Yeah, I know.
I was the joke.
Me is, it's just so surreal because I am just a regular person and I'm starting to
kind of get more people to listen to me talk and.
Oh, delusional trepid.
Oh, no.
That is the saddest part of this whole thing.
He's like, look, guys, I got to deal with fame.
I know how this goes.
You know, I got to run to my airplane
as the women chase me.
It's a lot, but this is what I signed up for.
In his life is hard days, no.
Peter famous podcaster.
This is what it is.
It's just really surreal. I reviewed their show only a couple months ago And I had to like Google them to remember what they did
It's really that's leaving imprint no
He's like well, we're probably gonna start getting hit out a lot of podcasts are gonna be going after us here at coach
He's a big deal now. No, no. There's a blip.
Well, to still be a guy,
still go and work on a 9-5.
I've still hate my job.
Still has a shitty car.
You know, stuff like that.
And then to see that a show bigger than mine
that is making money off of their listenership,
made an entire episode about us where they
every show's bigger than yours.
I can't even brag about this one.
Actually dissected everything I did.
And it's just really surreal because you see stuff like that all the time where celebrities
are getting torn apart because of something tiny they did.
And I'm not saying that I'm celebrity status or anything.
Good. They don't boo nobody.
Yeah, I know. This whole thing is like insane.
I mean, I'm glad that he's come to peace with it and he's fine with it.
That's great.
Everyone should be.
This is all for fun.
We don't mean any of the things that we're saying in real life.
I mean, you do suck at podcasting, but other than that, we're all just having fun.
But I want you to spin this into, yeah, well, that's what happens when you're a big deal.
And we've never done a show that was just a review segment.
It's like a third of the show, if that.
Well, he admitted he didn't listen to the entire episode.
Oh, yeah.
I think he was just like, oh yeah, I do suck.
All right, I'll try to suck.
Yeah.
You make it some good points.
I have just like a tiny taste of what that feels like.
And it's like, wow, somebody would waste this much energy.
Just waste.
Yeah.
You just said we make money off of our audience.
Yeah, we're also laughing the entire time.
Yeah, it's gonna be waste.
He goes, I give these people the waste their time
on my stupid show.
No, no, no.
This was the content of our episode, dubby.
How dare you say I'm on that one.
I'm serious.
That would mean I'm wasting a lot of time.
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Boy, my face be rad.
You look hate on me.
And at the end of the day,
I'm not even trying to be petty or shitty.
I'm just like, interesting.
Yeah.
You're laughing at.
What is this idiot laughing at?
Anyway, so they came back at us.
Yeah.
Like, outch. Out Ouch, that's pretty good and you pulled some MLC clips. I'm sorry. I can't get to them. No, that's fine
I know I don't know if you want to sum it up or anything. Oh, no, I just I saw a title card
Bob doing it said pot's town in there and I thought he was gonna go over what happened at the show
Yeah, yeah, Kevin and turned out it was just him
drinking wine on the internet reading super chats and busting on Chad. So that was Saturday night.
The night of the show. It was like Sunday night. Oh Sunday night after the show.
So we already talked to Rita Vito and stuff. Yeah. Yeah, I mean it didn't really come up at all. I was
I kept like waiting for him to get into it real quick.
I mean, we have to move things along, but there's Cardiff Electric.
Oh, Cardiff has got Ray DeVito's pink comforter.
Three women have touched this.
All right.
It's much, it looks much better in real life.
There's a lot going on with Ray DeVito.
And of course, Cardiff was part of Pottstown.
I don't think you were here when we had Bob Keton giving him, giving us his experience. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh personal information is employer is real name and address all this stuff and
he's he's saying he I'm gonna doxam tell watch out I'm gonna doxam
man I'm gonna do that that's what I'm like what's the point of this what's
going on I thought your boy switch had I'm not gonna address that but shortly
after you probably started this show I shouldn't talk about Chad because I said I
won't anymore but what the fuck?
There was a loud bang on his door. He walked off his stream. You could hear him talking briefly. He came back two minutes later and claimed that he got swatted. And there's a chance it was me.
But then he said, well, maybe it's my neighbor. But Carl, have you ever had the police come to your door?
No. But then he said well, maybe it's my neighbor, but Carl have you ever had the police come to your door? No Did you know anyone that's had the police come to their door? Yes, I know a bunch of people do they generally leave in like three minutes
Like everything's okay or do they come in and look around?
They might come in and look around. I guess it depends on and what the call was for and whatnot
I mean I agree with you what you're saying where you're leading me
I agree with I don't trust the thing that Chad Susser does ever.
He could have very easily set it up so that someone would pound out his door in a certain
time and be like, whoa.
Because he likes to say that that's what Chrissy and Frank did, that they got fake swatted
and they didn't.
But I'm not saying any of that.
I understand.
Because you don't talk about Chad anymore because he's going to tax you, oh no.
I'm out of the Chad business. You're out of the Chad business. All right. I
You actually have to recall the two-mox-zumak
Stinger sorry. Okay. He's that singer anymore. No, I've dug re recorded with like a real battle singer
Well wait till we get the season to see his
Yes, all right. Well, Cara, if thanks for joining us. I had to tell you that we have done it all today
You know what that means it's time for everyone to be part of the show
And actually what that means is you don't have to make a new to catch an alien because I'll save that for Saturday
You just recycle good. Yes, I don't have time to get to that today
save that for Saturday. You just recycled goods.
Yes, excited.
I don't have time to get to that today
because I'm going to see your favorite hockey team,
the Toronto Marlies.
Oh, I'm a Rochester Americans fan, all the way.
All right, now you're talking, Cardiff.
All right, so here's the show that we'll be reviewing
on next week's episode, well, this week on's episode
of where these podcasts, which I guess comes out next week,
to have to correct myself on that one.
And we're just gonna make Clip
to get people excited about it.
We're gonna have Huesion,
Rey De Vito's gonna be on.
It should be an interesting episode,
because I don't think we've ever really covered this show
before, and I'm actually was kind of surprised.
Japanese fart enthusiasts put this in our discord.
["Matte Rifus Here"] Matt Rifus here. Finally. Matt Rifus here. in our discord. BAM BAM BAM!
Matt Rife is here.
Finally.
Matt Rife is here.
And I'm just going to start off on a very weird note.
Go for it.
We know each other a bit.
We're not close enough to do what I'm about to do.
Oh boy.
Which is, I just, maybe you can help me with this.
I just took a pregnancy test for real.
And is it mine?
And it's Matt's and that's final.
Jerry Springer just died.
I'm taking over.
You're the dad.
I get one bit of success.
I try to take you down.
I wasn't Jerry's bet.
You know what this is?
OK, I, yeah, you're supposed to, it's
I haven't taken a lot of pregnancy tests in my day.
In fact, like almost none.
I did pee on it.
So don't look at the people.
So do you have COVID or no?
Like what's...
It normally, let's say, pregnant or not pregnant.
It's just a picture of a book.
It's like, bitch, read a book before you have a kid.
All right, this is a show called Good for You
with Whitney Cummings.
Boy.
I could tell the Annie's in stitches over here
with all this comedy.
And, oh boy.
Yeah, a famous comedian Matt Wright, that should be fun.
So we'll be checking that out on the next episode
of Who Are These Podcasts.
And you know what I got rid of that screen?
Joe Sixpack asked me, he's like,
do you know who Matt Wright is?
And I'm like, no, and he goes, thank you, good.
Good.
All right, please join us again next time.
I'm gonna put it in the episode we find out what's for our holy podcast.
People have a pony. That's the right one.
All right, good enough.
Moving on. Let's get some reviews.
I got a couple of AI review girl reviews from brothers,
Andy Joe.
I'm a lot to devolve that.
I mean, W ATP.
High car. Hi, car.
Hey.
I have been sniped treating MLC, sit-downs, UMAC, and Uncle Rico.
My analysis.
What a bunch of piazzas.
I have one review for you today.
This review comes from O'Romoau No on April 12, 2023.
It is titled The Who.
So this guy, Carl, is like the host.
He's all like, I'm in a band and I play bass in an effeminate voice and my podcast is
so much better than all of yours.
He's an arrogant, high and mighty, unbearable, bloated duch nozzle, pile of noise with some blind dude, a dumb potato,
a creep, and a chick with nice jugs. Any who, I might give it a chance. Three, two,
five stars. That is a five star. That is all for now. Team Brian Johnson forever.
Yes.
You can just review, girl.
I'll have to check if she's going to be here or not.
She's sick.
It's nice.
I don't like how A.I. is taking all our jobs.
It's a problem.
They're making all the devil eggs and taking our jobs.
So stupid.
W-A-T-P.
Hi, Carl.
Hey. Jeff Goldblum uploaded me to the Alien Mother Ship W-A-T-P. Hi, Carl.
Jeff Goldblum uploaded me to the Alien Mother Ship and my knowledge of space time, light
and speed, have increased exponentially.
While poking around on the Mill Sarkeese ship that is MSCS for short, I was able to ship
out a lifetime supply of Zbiotics to your house.
I have one review for you today from Oh No Jessilla.
Posted on April 12, 2023, it is titled just a big tooth loser riding a mud sharks in I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Bye for now. Alright, let's bring Gino in to talk about the strike, everybody.
Where's Gino?
Well, it is interesting that you review slow down right around the same time as the writer's
guilt strike.
So, perhaps you've been paying writers to perhaps.
There is one more, if you'd like one more.
Oh, God.
There is one.
I'm honored to read this one.
Now that we're alone, hey Doug, now that we're alone, I need you inside of me.
I just ate a bunch of Taco Bell and I'm going to sit on your face and just absolutely unload.
You like that, you filthy pig. Take a deep breath.
Wow.
Three, two, three stars.
So the five-story view?
It is. It is.
I'm assuming that's mean Doug.
I assume we're going to have to shit his mouth. Sorry, you it is it is that's that's mean dog
To shit his mouth
Always you that mean dog on the show it is run through these voicemails as quickly as possible. I heard Mike Morse tries to teach other people how to be funny
Yeah, you know what they say about those who cannot do
They fucking fail and Mike Morse fell at trying to be funny. He fucking sucks. Okay. I hear that opinion a lot these days. Interesting. You say that. Yeah.
Blind Mike did a whole segment going through Mike Morris's website.
Research about teaching comedy. Yeah. I'll teach you how to be funny.
Yeah. Okay. She have like a business meeting. You want to be funny?
She's right. I got that's what I want to remember Jesus
Talk about that Friday when I go to Shulish. Yeah. All do not ever give chat props
He achieves no W's
He is a man that lives in the L land
Yeah, he fucking sucks. He's never told the joke. It's true
Like he's had a low accounting specialy special not one joke told yeah, I
For this man talk for dozens of hours. I've never left at anything. He said to make me laugh true
That's true. Do not side with him. Do not even engage with him like in a positive way
He's only fodder trust me bro
He sucks. I don't even know why Brian Johnson even talked to the guy.
All right, you bring us a good point sir.
Cardiff, do you agree with that collar?
No comment, I knew it.
Brian just used it as a platform to get his message out there.
Oh yeah.
You didn't want to go on chance, you know.
He's right, no, he's probably going to miss what I was
confident, but it is what it is.
Holy shit, you know, shut the fuck up. I mean, seriously, do shut the fuck up.
God damn too fucking much.
Great show, girl. Thanks, buddy. I thought that segment was fantastic. I thought Gino had a lot of very funny lines.
Ironically, that voice-mailer sounded like Gino.
Yeah. Any better call called into the show?
Hey.
This is exciting because we were playing Scott Stet...
I guess, maybe I should play it on WTS.
I should play it on WTS because we were talking about Scott Stet
does the song for the Marvelous.
Oh yeah.
That was terrible.
It's so bad, but that was talking about like any veteran
has a song for the cops that was also not good
because it's like, you can't be like a moody genocide.
Yeah. I had to go with that. You can go cops. Because you can't be like a moody genocide.
I had to go with that.
You have to go go get me a slave with layers in there.
Yeah, I'll say that for WATS, there's a 6 p.m.
That's a tease.
And who are these podcasts, YouTube, channel, and wherever you get podcasts, where are
these socials is what it's called.
Hey, Carl, can you answer your question?
Yes, you should be ashamed for being a podcaster, obviously.
What? N.O.T. Oh tea oh and what the fuck listen to ween
they're just packet in carl go fuck yourself the fuck listen to ween sir people with good taste
music that's very insulting I will not say it for that one reduce the Chris and he's
needed to do something for me buddy and for the rest of the audience they want to know
shock training colors put it around the club put a cock suckers neck? And anytime it's his interest
ring, that's the fuck out of him. It's in her ass thing. You fucking idiot.
Well, the mob is spoken.
That would be funny if you were able to shock me to your
shell. Oh yeah. That's where YouTube's headed.
I wonder what those noises were.
Do you think it's by your refrigerator over here?
Maybe?
Remember to look at that before I go to the...
You know what it sounded like was corks popping.
Oh yeah.
Oh shit.
Popping bottles upstairs.
Oh.
Hey, Carl, this is your editor, Edward.
I'm editing the latest episode.
Do you say lip-smacking trucker and he's gonna be every Wednesday now
you don't have a full-time job besides this
what the fuck and could you please pay me?
you said you were gonna pay me an exposure
you're gonna fucking done that yet
alright alright sir whatever
anyway call me back
shut the fuck up asshole
yeah i'm not gonna do that don't do your fucking text editor ed with the editorials anyway shut the fuck up as whole
editor ed with the editorials
it all what's as they always was exposure from a i rites
hey carl david bop well
not to be that horse but uh... he brought it up last week and i just wanted
your final opinion on something
the whole chat black i think this is the last time
uh... the camera the word thing i love that as much as the next guy, but here's the thing.
He got the story started the day before.
There's no way he accidentally dropped the character's avertor and it just happened to go along with the story.
The craziest part about the story, that's a self-inflicted fucking wound.
That's what we have to have to do.
Headbutt adornab, that's the craziest thing about the story.
He gave himself that injury.
How?
I'd love to know.
I don't think we ever will.
But yeah, he's got that story going to D before.
So it wasn't an accidental, I don't know. I like to know
you think, but that's a self, that was a self inflicted wound and he's a psycho path
for doing it. Anyway, I'd love to know you think when he's that later.
All right, that could have been a shorter voice, Valsar.
This just occurs to me because a friend of ours, Scott, was weightlifting once. This
tracks with what Chad was saying.
I feel like Chad was maybe trying to get in shape.
He put some a barbell with weight on either end.
And this is what happened with our buddy.
He went to switch the weight out
and he didn't take it off on one side.
He took it off on one side.
And then the weight on the other side flipped the bar up,
hit him right in the face.
That's right in the face.
And he got a black eye that way. Yeah, that's what happened to Jim
But that is interesting because if you remember that whole incident
Chad ended MLC that day going someone's here my house
They're outside. They said they're outside. I got I got a note on Instagram. I got to go
I'm gonna go and he like shut things down
And so then he shows up with a black eye the next day and he had this whole story or whatever.
So it's possible. I was self-inflicted. I don't know. I don't know the answer. No one ever will.
No one ever fucking will because I asked
Melton to do some more investigating and he said he's giving up on it.
Frank Rizzo called back in a guy.
Yeah, Rizzo again. What's up there? Fruit Luke? Hey, listen.
I got a friend here. Hold on. Hey, what's up, Nick? Fruit Luke, hey, listen. I got a friend here.
Hold on, hey, hey, Chris, why don't you come in.
Oh, hi, Carl, it's me, Chris.
So I was down at the target,
a Dalton and fucking me, Barry,
or whatever the fuck it was.
I saw a guy through Mark and I said,
oh, let me put you in a little too,
with this chipmunk here and beat you
into oblivion, honey.
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you know that i had more to eat fucking idiot
uh... god is all the retardies that he's never gonna come on adventures with
grandpa ever again
i'm gonna take more to you and some some and and maybe that's that fucking
idiot gerry
uh... god what a lot of people to be at the
uh...
uh...
more to you know i'm gonna grab a little crack a beer.
Crack a beer, Morty.
All the beers, Morty.
W-H-E-D-V season 4.09 Morty.
They're in Sanchez.
Thank you for checking out.
That's always fun.
8, Carl, or whatever intern's
written to this, Dave and Plymouth,
I just figured out how to do something and I know you're kind of fan so
You know this guy stinks I understand why you're in the team bite
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See you later.
Alright.
That's how you sing all the isotope songs.
Yeah.
That's what you're doing.
You're looking for you to review grow highlights.
He's up in my place in Vermont.
Oh no.
I'm gonna smoke through that wild animal today.
Wow.
I think that was the real big
fuck that was turned out.
That wasn't the real big
but I would be concerned.
There's a very good impression.
I feel nervous for Hannah now.
All right, last one I smell hamburger.
Man of Matt, what do you favorite
first responders?
Yeah, so like I mentioned earlier,
my focus I really don't like
Chad Dumaske. He can get fucked down on two, but yeah, this Jessica brought Yeah, so like I mentioned earlier my focus. I really don't like Kazuma
He can get fucked that one too, but yeah, this Jessica broad. Whoo she
Like you said she go ahead get fuck
Just a gal yikes that sucked a lot all right guys Carl. Can I please plug all apologies? Pad? Yes. I'm so sorry. No, that's
I'm always
John Cena. Yeah. Oh, Cardiff knows this week.
We cover the John Cena Chinese apology and a dating coach named
Jessica J. We just did a George Santoist episode. That'll be
out at some points. And a lot of people have gone over and found the show and
You know like thank all the listeners here for going and checking it out. Please continue to check it out all apologies podcasts wherever you get podcasts
Apple and Spotify
Yeah, especially Apple and Spotify
All right, I exclusive
All right, I'm not exclusive
I'm really getting right right now
Guess what?
The episode And Johnny Dragon
That was a great episode
That was really great
Go fuck yourselves
Have a good week.