Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep414 - Global Seducer Quickie Podcast
Episode Date: May 28, 2023Are you ready to stop being a loser and start getting it on with tons of chicks? Well get ready for some flirtatious texting and coffee dates because Sebastian Harris is going to teach you how to be a... global seducer. All you have to do is give him a bunch of money and fly to wherever in the world he's hanging out that day. We're joined by Ed the Editor aka Editor Ed as we discover just how pathetic of a loser you'd have to be to listen to Sebastian's show. Then, after Chad's neighbor pounds on the wall because Chad was being too loud while podcasting, we get a surprise Misery Loves Company with a full-on reunion show, both Bob Levy and Chad Zumock are back. This one, however, has Chad groveling as he needs Kevin to remove the copyright strikes from his channel. It's so pathetic. Finally, we have another riveting round of To Catch An Alien. https://amicancelled.buzzsprout.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Today, we'll be reviewing a show called Global Seducer Quickie.
We have both listened separately. We've not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get started. Today we'll be reviewing a show called Global Seducer Quickie.
We have both listened separately. We've not discussed it with each other beforehand.
Let's get started.
A show hosted by Sebastian Harris,
a very mysterious man.
This is Sebastian Harris.
The reason why Ed the Aditor's on today.
Now we're doing a special Friday show
because I have an obligation on Saturday afternoon
so I couldn't do the show then
and Ed's got nothing going on in his life
so I knew he'd be available.
But also, Ed does a podcast.
It's maybe not on the same levels
who are these podcasts, and he would tell you that.
I don't care.
I don't know.
I don't pay attention.
But he thought that he could come on the show
from time to time, and we could rip on some
of the shitty podcasts out there,
and that way it's not neat just like punching down.
It's ad punching sideways.
Now, I don't care about punching down at all, obviously.
But it's more comfortable.
It actually is.
I believe on our phone call, you were like,
I get a rouse by it actually.
I'm not.
I don't think I use the word a rouse.
I've never sort of roused in my life, I'm dare you.
How dare you? So this is one of roused in my life, I'm dare you. How dare you?
So this is one of those shows, Sebastian Harris,
the Global Seducer Quickie.
Now basically what this guy does,
he's one of these pickup artists guys,
but not your typical pickup artists.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
He's a life coach and a pickup artist,
and this podcast is basically an advertisement
for his services.
It more so than actually being a show. And this podcast is basically an advertisement for his services.
More so than actually being a show, it's just like a 10 to 15 minute long advertisement.
Each episode that comes out.
And the thing that annoys me about this guy is, so the episode's 10 minutes long, but there's
only four sentences in the entire thing.
He never ends a sentence.
I just want to play this clip.
I sped it up two acts
So don't worry. I'll take you here in real time
But this is the beginning of the episode listen to this run on sentence
And I don't even know if it ends here, but I'm just giving him the benefit of the doubt
I also have one of my Eiffel coaching clients who want a long-term relationship who are looking the one of my Eiffel coaching because they want to overcome
The approaching side finally get over the living beliefs and they want to live their life in complete freedom
On top of that they want to have something that most men don't have, which is the most powerful quality
that you can possibly have when it comes to your day in life.
And that's the choice.
If you have a project idea, if you are afraid of rejection, if you don't have what it takes
to walk up to a beautiful woman who you see at the bar, who you see walking on the street,
who you see at the mall, then you will always limit yourself.
You will never truly feel like a man because you never express your truth because in this
moment, expressing your truth would mean to walk up to her and to tell her how beautiful
she is.
That in this moment is your truth.
All right, Kai, are we got it?
Yeah, Jesus.
Why does he have to use this fake name?
I know.
Clear.
It is interesting because if you try to see what he looks like,
there's, I'll show you in a little bit,
there's a photo of him on his website,
and his face is blocked out,
and it says, only his clients get to see what he looks like.
Oh, well, then here, take my money, please.
Oh, yeah.
Okay, can we just say what hot you are? Guy.
All right.
And I'll throw it over to you.
Would you pick up on maybe some of the summed up the show for you?
What do you got?
All right.
So this summed up the show because he actually shits on his clients quite a bit.
And I listened to an episode called How to Motivate Yourself to Approach Women.
I thought maybe your audience would enjoy that.
Okay.
And Clip one, he claims that he got an email from a listener and the listener wants to know how
he can have more motivation to approach beautiful women. And this was his response.
And it's funny that my first initial response was to respond like Stephen H.
What the hell? I will take you to Jesus. And now let's talk about I will take you to Jesus and now let's talk about I will take you to Jesus because this
holds the key to your motivation to approach women
So why is I will take you to Jesus so important for you in your motivation when it comes to approaching women?
Well because you will die and that's a fact. I mean I can't change it
I can't stop you from dying.
We are all dying at some point. At some point, some people sooner, some people later,
we will be dead. No matter if you believe in past lives or you don't believe in past lives,
I'm for example, I'm a very spiritual person, but I still have to come to the conclusion
that this particular life right now is limited.
The time that you spend on this Earth is limited.
So he enjoys repeating himself.
Yes.
So he considers his fans or his demo to be really dumb guys.
And I think he's right, because I have an example here where he's doing the voice of one
of the people who would sign up for his classes.
This is what he thinks about. Yeah. This is what he thinks about the people who would sign up for his classes. This is what he thinks about.
This is what he thinks about the people who sign up to take his course.
They say to themselves and I've heard that from so many coaching clients, oh you know
the sex was kind of good and I thought if I let her go I might not be able to get a woman
anymore so yeah put a ring on her finger.
I've heard that so many times.
Do you really want to live that life?
All right, so this guy just prays on pathetic losers.
It's what it sounds like to me.
Which is great, good business to be in.
You know, rich idiots is always a good target audience to have.
Now, let's talk about what he's actually doing here.
Because he gives, you could do Skype classes
or there's a two day one on one in-person
class where he insults you to your face. If you want to find out more about the
different coaching sessions I offer especially also one-on-one in-field coaching
and yes I will be in the summer in Europe again so if you are ready to transform
your life during a one-on-one infill coaching, then you can go to globalcityusa.com slash infield and then watch all the video
testimonials from previous coaching clients. Oh, he's going to be in Europe this summer. That
narrows it down. I'm going to be in Europe too. Let's get together. Hey. So bizarre to be.
It's just like, yeah, I'll see you guys in Europe. All right.
Yeah, I think this is more of like a fetish thing.
I think the people who actually pay if there's anybody at all, they pay to be insulted.
I think that's what we're figuring out here.
I heard him say go to my website and check out the testimonial.
So I wanted to do that.
I thought we could do that here.
And actually, this gave me an idea because all I do is a podcast.
I don't teach people anything.
I don't do one-on-one
training sessions. I could teach people how to laugh at jerks. You know, if the price is right,
if you got $3,000, put a hole in your pocket. You were born for this, Jim. Yeah. And I'll be in America
this summer. Somebody went to America or Canada for that matter. Probably get here. The other America. All right, number two.
Let me share my screens.
You can check out this website.
It's great.
Yeah, it is great.
And we can check out.
So he calls this infield when you have the one on one.
This is not a PUA boot camp, pickup artist boot camp.
This is the one and one coaching
that will completely transform your dating
life. Oh, there's a warning. So he did. Now he's got the instructions on what it is and
what it's not all here. It's where he goes. I only show my face to coaching clients who
are 100% committed to success with the women. I can guess what the rest looks like. I
never got really less than the Cyclops. Good points. Oh about that. I'm not talking about that. I'm not talking about that. I'm not talking about that.
I'm not talking about that.
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I'm not talking about that.
I'm not talking about that. I'm not talking about that. I'm not talking about that. I'm not talking about that. I don't know who that is, but sure. Yeah, someone in charge of this sort of shit.
It's pretty exciting, and then he also has a certified confidence life coach.
Oh, fucking life coach.
I have a good sense.
He, but he's, what he's certified at.
It's not just any life coach.
Get confidence, stupid.
Yeah.
So someone else convinced him to be an idiot and spend money on that certification.
That means nothing. this is revenge.
That's interesting.
That's a good point.
You're right.
He fell for something till.
There's an airplane thing.
All right.
So I went in and I started watching some of these testimonials.
I found one that I wanted to show you guys because Martin is a loser.
Whoa.
Whoa.
And there's Martin.
I'm in Bangkok for spashing's coaching.
He was in the five Spachans coaching.
He was in the five day coaching with him.
Okay, first off, I want to point out,
this guy's from the Netherlands.
He went to Bangkok just for this coaching session.
All right, so run flag already.
Yeah, that's not a good sign,
but I would see,
because this is him after the coaching session.
So now he's confident, he's ready to go.
He does not talk to a camera and women.
I'll give you a look how my life looked in the past before the coaching.
I only had five dates in my life.
I was never able to talk to a woman.
I liked her, I wanted to approach.
And even if I was able to just a little bit make conversation, I'd be nervous as hell
and not know how to deal with situations. I never thought I was interesting enough that I...
You're not! You're not interesting enough. Your shirt is much more interesting. Yes!
Nothing interesting is about myself. The no one would ever like me for who I am
the no one would ever like me for who I am or I would be attractive to any woman and the last date date I had was I think four or five years four or five years
ago. Oh, okay, I didn't get this far. Oh, no. I started watching the first 36. Oh, yeah,
this is no one to watch. Oh, no. This is like Ray DeVito level pathetic. Oh, this is bad right here.
This is what happens when you follow the red pill perfectly and nobody pays attention to you.
Oh no. So is this the before or the after?
This is the after. I know!
That's what I mean!
This is a good advertisement for this.
And he told us, you heard the clip, go to my website, watch the test of ways, like, all right, chief, you got it.
And since the coaching, this past week coaching, I had a lot of good new experiences
that showed me different.
And the first in the field day, I approached more women than I ever went on dates with
my life. I got a number calls in the first day, but only after Sebastian, that pushed me to chase after him,
like I remember.
The next day I did have a coffee date
with the girl I got the number from, the Starbucks,
and the way it had a really good time
is actually my first successful date.
She had fun, I had fun.
Wait, that's like how many thousands of dollars did you pay?
In order to get one phone number in a coffee date? Oh no!
And he called it successful because they both had fun.
You know what?
I think I'm gonna be a coach.
Yeah, I think you should be.
And I was able to apply the techniques that Sebastian shares in his book.
And yeah, she wants to see him again, so I'm gonna go on a date with her again tomorrow.
Yesterday went to this other mall is a nice local mall lots of Thai people cute Thai girls
a lot of tight girls in this mall okay that's good
by the beauty of all the girls there I went on the in I went to one incident there a cute tie girl
Tie okay, so probably both okay, it's very very tight. All right now. I got it that's cool
Oh, there's another guy that I wanted to show you guys
I know they all have a similar look to them
This one-on- goes like, you know,
I'd love to be a fly on the wall for that.
One guy walks into the bathroom's like,
you want to put a ring on her finger?
Put a ring on your cock.
Watch this guy.
This is, this is nuts.
So originally I had no plans of booking a coaching session, this is a session, but that
all changed when we did a really good job, I persuaded me to do something else.
So you said that you was going to be in Ukraine and Romania and I had plans on traveling
the world at the same time, but did leave Cyclad and then the one I had that was Ramanic and Ramania all-sacrall right?
That's the recession.
So this guy, he's from the United States.
That's where we'll be, right?
Right. He got enough emails to convince him to go to Ramania to learn how to talk to girls.
I mean, I'll have to sum it up.
Wow, what do you mean enough emails?
Like there was a mob clamoring for his presence there.
I don't know.
I was really weird.
Holy shit.
And then at the bot, so there's tons of testimonials.
Each one is more pathetic than the next one.
At the bottom, there's this FAQ.
I could do this all day.
I know.
I know I was pulling Christian in the pockets and I'm like, no, the gold is actually on the website.
This is what we need to be talking about.
Oh, this is great.
So we've got all the dates up here.
And every single one is either sold out
or one spot available.
Oh, hurry, hurry, you're gonna miss out on that.
Yeah, yeah.
Exactly.
And I'll show you,
because I can, I couldn't find pricing on this.
I can only imagine.
But maybe it's a one seat venue.
Wait, hold on a sec, I just realized. See see I get messed up because we do dates differently in the states
So I thought that he was showing like an entire month at a time with only one spot available
But he's showing two days and this is a one-on-one two-day session. So of course there's only one spot available
That's how that works. Oh God. Okay. I'm sorry. This is even dumb when I thought it was all right. All right
Who's that let's get this is even dumber than I thought it was. All right. Whoa, who's that? Let's get this is the, it was bad.
It's another testimonial.
No.
I used to only fuck attractive guys, but that,
after Sebastian told me to bang these losers,
these Romanians.
Could you imagine that's what he's doing?
He's just paying girls to sleep with dorks.
Cause he gets 50% of it or something.
Now I really want to be a coach.
Yeah, that actually makes a lot of sense.
I can't wait for the interview process.
There is a whole blog on how to get an escort.
I read it.
Anyway, that's not the point.
Yeah, start with your credit card number.
I learned a few things.
All right.
Are you guys familiar with FAQs?
They're frequently asked questions.
Oh, yeah.
So typically, typically what they would do, well, I didn't know what PUA was.
I don't look that one up.
Typically what they'll do is you'll see a question and you'll have an answer.
Watch this video and tell me if that's a good one.
Now let's discuss some of the most frequently asked questions.
Number one, will this work for me if I'm a complete beginner?
I still remember the day I booked my coaching with Sushade
game. The month before I forced myself to go out into approach room, but I only managed
to ask girls for the direction and then yeah basically the night chickened out that's
all I could do for the direction and sometimes I could ask them for the time. But this one
time and really only one time I could actually manage to stop a girl and to tell her that she's beautiful and to be honest
She was kind of average looking and then I walked away while she stood there and she didn't understand why I actually walked away from her
Are we still answering the first question? Yeah, it's time to tell this fucking guy. I know it's guys are now
Even if I had no time to end the sentence
So I'm comparing up to Kai.
It's not Kai, all right.
It was a complete beginner, like someone who just hatched.
Seriously, you never sat next to a girl in math class.
What do you mean?
I know.
It doesn't make any sense to me.
That was my only successful if you can call it like that approach I ever did before my
coaching with Sasha.
And sometimes I asked myself what could have happened if I didn't walk away back then.
So yeah, you don't need any skills in order to change your life in two days with me.
If you have a basic understanding of what pick up and seduction is, which you should have
because I guess you've listened to my podcast, you might have read my book Rise of the Phoenix,
then everything will be fine. So don't worry about that. We'll take it step by step and I'm 100% confident
that I can help you, no matter if you approached 100 women or zero women before the coaching.
So this guy is doing the podcast, he's doing the sessions, he wrote a book, what is he
smashing? Puss! What is he fighting any time to smash the pus?
I'm too busy. I thought that was, I'm gonna, we'll get it back to the podcast and
clips in a second here. I'm sorry I'm gonna be so side tried to just find
it's all fascinating. And for those who watch in the video, it's, it looks like
just prostitutes that some guys following 12 feet behind. I don't know if that's
really seducing. Just gonna pile a bunch of people.
It's yeah, it is all beer, all the stuff.
But so this is, give me 60 minutes of your time and I promise to save you six years of
frustration and the pain of trying to figure it out on your own.
It's very specific.
Again, we don't get to see what he looks like.
But at least on this page, this is the Skype sessions, there is a price.
So I thought that was good.
Oh, we have a special just for a limited time.
Oh, oh shit, we gotta jump on this.
The price today is 120 euros.
The regular price is 150 euros.
That's okay, well that's good to know.
I think we need to get hop on this.
So what's the think about that?
If he's doing 16 hours,
everyone get your calculators out here. he's doing 16 hours at 120, 16 times
120. So that'd be about 2000 bucks. It's got to be more than
that though, for though, one on one, it's got to be more than
2000 bucks, I would think.
Has to be. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. Cause that's a thing
that if you're going to fly all the way to Bangkok or Ukraine or wherever the fuck he's doing these things,
you're like, okay, it wasn't extra $3,000, whatever.
I would, I would think, I don't know.
I'm learning a lot with everyone else today.
It's so deflating.
What's deflating?
I understand why you get so mad.
Because before I was like, it's just a bad show, like what's so frustrating about it.
And then actually being a part of it, it's like, this is getting you angry is what you're telling me. Yes.
So you don't seem like an angry guy, Ed. You seem like you're laid back and pretty chill.
What else do you want to play that you picked up on from the show?
So clip two is actually an example of him forgetting to take out the rats and you actually hear him
click to go to the next page. It's great. I live my life true to myself. I live my life the way I want to live it.
And for me overcoming my approaching anxiety and approaching a lot of women in the process and making unforgettable memories with beautiful women
Eventually allowed me to live the life of my dreams. Yeah, that's that good.
I picked up on one here too that then I wanted you to listen to.
This is a non-added, that should have been edited, and I will tell you, listen closely,
this is a fireable offense, okay?
I work with his guided meditations all the time, and no, I'm not affiliated with, and no,
I'm not affiliated with him at all.
The fact that he even started the sentence over tells me that he wanted that fixed it post,
and someone dropped the ball on that one.
Hmm, this seems familiar to me.
Yep.
We had this conversation.
Turned Ferguson says, this is stupid.
Everyone knows the best pickup line is,
do you want to do some Coke?
That is correct.
It is very effective.
Can I sign up for your class, please, sir?
You seem to know what you're talking about, and can I have some coke?
Alright, this is an odd straw man thing, where he's talking about like, I know what you
and your friends are saying to each other.
I want you have the choice to actually choose the kind of woman I want to be with.
And now, somebody in your social circle says, yeah, then you don't have to work on yourself,
then you don't have to overcome your approaching anxiety, because I mean you're waiting for the one. I don't know if there's a bunch of guys hanging out or going. Oh dude
You don't have to work at yourself. It's fine. No, no, no, no, just play video games get fat
You'll be gonna work out wait for divine intervention. Yeah, it'll definitely work out. I mean I'm not that guy
No, I won't ever say that to anyone
You're gonna the way you are. I'll never say that. Work at yourself.
Be better.
Try harder.
Shower.
Do something.
So I checked out this other,
and I mentioned that this is just an advertisement
for these classes.
There's literally a podcast episode entitled
Breaking News in Field Coachings in Europe 2023.
It's the name of an episode.
Breaking News.
It's like telling.
Alright, so I checked out this episode called
10 types of confidence that attract women.
10 types, I was intrigued by 10 types of confidence.
Yeah, that's interesting.
I thought there was one.
Me too, so let's find out. Let's find out together.
Then you already know about the power of self-confidence
and wait, wait, wait, before you now think about closing this episode
I will share way more powerful and way more controversial
types of confidence with you.
He goes self-confidence is really important. Was that stupid? I'm sorry I shouldn't have said that.
Hold on, wait don't go away!
This is gonna get better! I swear to God!
Come back!
Yeah, that was bad timing for talking about self-confidence.
You lost me on that.
But you know what, you're probably wondering, what is self-confidence?
What does that even mean?
Self-confidence is the belief in oneself and also the belief in your abilities and your
own worth.
Damn it, I shouldn't know that.
Ah, if you thought it through.
I'm a fucking idiot.
I suck at it.
I suck at it. I suck at dumb. I don't even know what self confidence is. Damn it. Feel stupid
I'll talk more about confidence, but I gotta work out myself
So I'm gonna hand it over to add the editor
So we did some math earlier and actually my clip three is me needing you everyone's help to solve an equation
Okay, this is something that so many guys especially especially younger guys, don't even think about.
If you are a man in your 20s, I can promise you very, very soon you will be 30 and now
you might be thinking, yeah, it's a question, I just turned 21, I won't be 34 another
nine years.
Well, but if you don't take any action, then every year will be
the same until you turn 30 and you don't want to look back at your 20s and then say to yourself,
I wasted my lifetime. We're stuttering John when you need him. Every action has an equal and opposite
reaction. I know that, but I don't know where to go from there. So how many help me please? Yeah, I didn't realize when you're in your 20s,
you will be in your 30s at some point.
Maybe no one told me that.
Maybe, yeah, right.
If all goes right, yeah, I could point.
Yeah, I didn't think about that.
Because he did say in the earlier clip
that I'd played that we will die too.
Yes, yeah, yeah.
But you didn't want to predict when that would happen.
He wasn't sure about that.
It's very motivational. You will die. There's no point. Yeah, yeah. But you didn't want to predict when that would happen. He wasn't sure about that. Which is very motivational.
You will die.
There's no point.
So, yeah.
So unless you give me $3,000.
My main takeaway on this, and I'm sure this guy sleeps
with a lot more girls than I do
because I think girls are icky and have cooties.
But I feel like having a personality
is an important part of this.
This guy has no personality.
Well, he's German.
What's, is he German?
I don't even know.
Oh, okay.
Oh, I got a clip on that.
Oh, you do?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, you hold now to this over there.
Well, I didn't know how much I had brought,
so I thought we would, you, okay, here we go.
Oh, it's a little bit long, but it's pretty god damn funny.
And I thought you would have insight on this, Carl.
That makes a man instantly more attractive to women. And I'm talking about humor. Believe it or not, as a German, I'm
talking about humor. The irony, I know. But in all seriousness, in all German seriousness,
I had to learn how to be funny. I mean, I was born as a German without the humor gene.
As we all know, we Germans are robots. And as a result of that we are just not funny. I mean, if you watch the average German comedy show or comedy movie or just
any stand up comedian, nowadays they're used to the American stand up comedians. I can
watch a one hour special from a German stand up comedian and I laugh maybe once a little
bit like, most Germans are just not funny. That's why we have to learn to be funny.
And that's why you might also want to dive in deep
into stand-up.
Financial.
It's nothing that I can recommend more to you.
Oh, I know that was a lot, but isn't that fucking hilarious?
I have to say, I'm German and a lot of people in the chat
are not surprised by that.
Ha, ha, ha.
So a lot of people are like, oh, Carl's German, okay, well that makes sense.
I was trying to give out the award for the least funny people in the world, and the nominees are...
The Germans.
The Japanese.
The eupik eskimos of the Chuck Chi Peninsula.
All right, well now we're just not producing Christmas.
Yeah, sorry to do you really help, shit. Sorry to do you real, please.
And help me out here, please.
All right, so my clip four and five actually go together,
but I had to separate them because there's just this grinding
hold where he changes.
And he starts out and clip four by shitting all over his
clients again.
Oh, good.
I was like that.
I also have the privilege and the honor to coach men in their
40s and 50s and 60s,
and believe me when I say one thing, you don't want to be one of these men who look back at their life
when they're in their 60s full of regret.
And I've coached these men, and even now that I talk about it, I'm getting emotional because
this can truly break your heart. Because it's fucking what's going on.
It's gonna break your heart to see a man who's in the 60s and who then tells me in a Skype
coaching session, I missed out on all the opportunities.
I never allowed myself to live my life true to myself.
I never dated the women that I truly want to date.
I never experienced what it feels like to sleep with an exceptionally beautiful
woman.
Okay.
Who?
Yeah.
So that's him shitting on everyone again.
And now I want you to recognize this because I have an example of this later too.
Every time he says beautiful women, he gets horny as fuck.
So clip five is him transitioning right into being very horny.
And I can tell you, I still remember the very first time that I slept with a model.
The feeling is overwhelming.
The feeling of this amount of physical perfection, the feeling of just immersing yourself in
this experience with a beautiful woman.
It's absolutely indescribable.
Jesus.
Well, I wouldn't use the word mound to describe it.
I think that's kind of insulting, but all right.
You say so.
So the whole point of this show and his trainings and everything else is not
just to like bang hot chicks, but the bang hat chicks in all different
countries and different cities.
Yeah.
And he started out a recent episode I was listening to where he goes, now listen, in order
to live the global seducer lifestyle, do you have to travel the globe?
And I was thinking like, well, yeah, that's like that word's in the thing.
He's like, no, you don't.
It's all okay.
Well, then what's the point of the global seducer part that I just want to be like, I don't know East Rochester
That's not a good name. I think you're over-qualified. He's right sir. It's a joke for me and Chris audience of two
that one
And do you want to get more about confidence? Yes, please good me too I thought, as I believe, producer Christ did, that like self-confidence is what confidence is.
So I didn't realize there were other types of confidence.
So let's learn what the second type is together.
And this also leads me to the second type of confidence
that magnetically attracts women.
And that's social confidence.
And social confidence is the ability to feel comfortable
and at ease in social situations.
Oh, okay.
So it's not enough to be self-confident.
You also have to be confident around other people.
You can't just be by yourself and be confident.
That makes sense.
So confused.
How many different types of snake oil are there?
I mean, okay.
Exactly, exactly.
Okay.
So obviously we're all thinking the same thing.
I'm like, how are these different in any way?
So then I think he realizes, too, this is dumb, so he catches up.
It's all interconnected and that's something that I want you to keep in mind.
When it comes to these different types of confidence, it's all interconnected.
No shit, Sherlock!
Yeah, we know.
No, I understood that part. It's like, well, you know, I have some of these confidence,
but some of them I don't have.
They describe Chad Zumak to a T. This was impressive.
The reason why so many men and I truly believe this have so much trouble with regulating their emotions is because they always put on a mask.
They always act as an actor in a play and then of course they are always afraid to be exposed.
Yep.
That's about right.
I didn't know we put out a mask when he was robbing a place.
Yes.
They're worried about security cameras, so they're always putting out a mask.
Now as you guys have probably noticing, I feel like I have this confidence thing down.
So when he's going through this stuff, I'm like, yeah, no, I get it.
And then he got to this one.
Physical confidence is to believe
in once physical abilities, appearance, and health.
Ah, shit.
I got me with that one.
Damn it.
I have nine of the 10 confidences.
I'm happy to report.
Guys, thank you for the super chats.
I don't want to break the flow,
but I probably will go through and read them
in the first break.
So thank you very much for doing that.
You know, obviously this is an experiment,
running WATP live on our channel like this.
It's not just for people who set up our Patreon
and super cast because when we do that,
you can't super chat us,
which is both good and bad,
in my opinion.
So this is amazing.
So he's talking about another type of confidence here.
And I feel like he actually tries
to interject some personality into this one.
Oh, yeah, I know.
It's odd.
Now let's have a look at emotional confidence
and no, not emotional damage.
I mean true emotional confidence.
So we saw a YouTube video. That's cool. Good job.
If it's not bad enough that he's just advertising for his classes, like that's all this show is,
it's just advertising for his classes, he mentions it over and over again,
then there's another addy slip in here.
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to then invest in this incredible cologne.
All right, so now it's starting into Alex Jones
Because he's even doing the thing where he's like, yeah, we've been out of this
We sell it so fast. I can't even keep it stock and we've been out of it
But now we have it back and and see I knew it. I haven't even looked at this yet
I knew this is gonna be the case because Alex Jones always was like we can't even keep it in stock and right now
It's 58% off
And so it's like you't even keep it in stock and right now it's 58% off. And so it's like, you can't keep it in stock.
It lies in always that sale.
Yeah.
You can't be both.
Up to 58% off while supplies last.
Oh my gosh, girls are just getting fucking horned up for this goddamn clone.
Jesus Christ, I ran out of the cart.
Fine.
Can we do Skype classes at the cloud?. Do I get anything free with that?
All right, now I'm going to be getting fucking emails for months. That's probably a bad idea.
Let me finish up my confidence rant over here. So what are the other conferences? This is the next one.
And now let's have a look at the next part and that's intellectual confidence. And this is the next one and now let's have a look at the next part and that's intellectual confidence And this is the belief in your own mental abilities including critical thinking problem solving and learning and yes
I believe this is also an important part of being the best version that you can possibly be oh
Really you think intelligence is important part of being a good at stuff. Yeah, I don't agree with that
This robot has had many different
versions. Yeah, that's right. He's updated. I am not just talking about AI. I am talking
about actual intelligence. That wasn't a good impression. I should have just gotten
a guy impression. We are doing great on impressions today. Yeah, wow. I'm not even going to
imagine what happened before the show started. Please don't. So now I was going to talk about
how many women he approaches, which is impressive.
And I then approached more than 3,000 women a day.
I'm sorry, not a day.
That would be a little bit too much.
3,000 women a year by approaching 10 women every day.
I did it in a very extreme way.
I took it to a level where it might have been a little bit unhealthy.
Yeah, it's scary for people.
Yeah, that's too much.
Yeah.
He just sits down at a table, do you mind if I join you guys for dinner?
Oh yeah.
He's one of those fucking assholes.
You're just like, can we like walk away from this guy?
He's gonna follow us, isn't he?
Shit.
He keeps approaching.
He sure is approaching a lot.
So, he talks about career confidence.
I never heard of that one before.
And then spiritual confidence.
And then the final one, which I don't think he has any business talking about.
I'm just going to say right now, I was insulted that he said this.
And now let's talk about creative confidence.
Creative confidence is the belief in your ability to create and innovate.
And now you might be thinking, yeah, but I don't want to become an art teacher.
Well, you don't have to.
Good one.
I don't want this asshole telling me
about how to be creative and have creative confidence.
So fuck it, robit.
What if you needed specifically more creative confidence
during your one-on-one?
What do you think he's going to do?
That's a good question.
He's going to get out the art supplies.
Yes, I'm going to be an exercise involved. I'm going to give you three cray Oh, that's a good question. He's gonna get out the art supplies. Yes, I'm gonna be an exercise involved.
I'm going to give you three crayons,
and you gotta color three.
Yeah, oh shit.
I'm gonna be creative about this.
What else did you pick up on, Ed?
Clip seven, I just thought it was great.
I could totally hear Jim Norton being like,
say more ages, please.
I lived out in my sexuality in a very extreme way.
So for me, it's actually a good thing,
but now that I'm in my early 30s,
going into my mid 30s, going
into my mid 30s, I have less of a sex drive than I had in my early 20s, and especially
when I was 18, 19, 20, 21 during that time.
Yeah, I know. We got it. I always have to say, I'm in my early 30s, going into my mid 30s.
Like, no, I know. I'm not that old. I know how to fucking count.
But thank you for that Sebastian. Very helpful. I wrote down the description of the show. It is brewed a lot of you know if I can I can read it. There's just too many words.
Of course. If you struggle with approach anxiety, fear of women, fear of rejection, and the
popular, what should I say next syndrome? Sebastian's daily 10 minute rants about pickup introduction will change your life.
Don't over sell it, guy.
Jesus.
Fear of women.
Jesus.
There's one upstairs.
The text is coming from inside the house.
All right.
What else do you pick up on?
All right.
I'm gonna
finish it off with his Braveheart moment. Alright, this is his grand speech that he
gave at the end of this episode. And I had to separate it into three clips, but
it's worth it. Spoiler alert, he does get horny again.
Clip 8 starts with him telling a nice joke. I want you right now to close your
eyes unless you're driving while you're listening to this then please don't close your eyes and listen to it again once you're out of your car
but if you're listening to this on your couch you're at home and
Have the risk of crashing into a wall then please close your eyes right now
Okay, we mentioned for a moment the most beautiful woman that you can imagine. Oh shit
I'm confused.
Why don't you allow to close your eyes?
And why don't you not allow to close your eyes during this?
I wish you would explain them.
You have to pull over.
The instructions.
All right.
All right, so he's getting the mental image
himself of a beautiful girl.
All right.
Just imagine her beautiful breasts, how she's standing there
naked in front of you, how she's smiling at you. Imagine touching her beautiful breasts, how she's standing there naked in front of you, how she's smiling at you. Imagine touching her beautiful breasts, imagine feeling her soft skin, smelling her
beautiful scent. Imagine touching her butt, feeling her actions, how perfect she is, physical
perfection. Just imagine how it would feel like to kiss her soft lips, to look
at her, how she smiles at you, and just immerse yourself in that feeling of what it would
feel like to then be inside such a beautiful woman, to make love to such a beautiful woman,
to feel this beautiful woman, to feel every inch of her body to smell her scent to lose
yourself in her scent to lose yourself in her body.
Tobiracab, you just can't get enough of her because she's so incredibly
beautiful, so incredibly hot, so attractive.
And then you have premature ejaculates.
Yeah, it's very embarrassing.
I've very never done this before. So I think
he came at this point. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So he gets post not clarity. Eddie becomes very
sentimental and sweet and clipped in and towards the middle for some reason the breasts are edited
really strange. Yeah, that was odd because when he was talking about the naked chicken
fronty and the tits and everything like that, like I was seven steps ahead of my mom. That was the reason, and then you could beg her,
I'm like, oh shit, I wasn't supposed to do that yet. I'm already like fucking throwing 20s out.
I was already peeing. I was already peeing. Let's put up my cigarette.
In this moment when she just turns around and she wants you to cuddle her, she wants you
to hug her right after you made love.
In this moment, a tear is running down your left eye, running down all the way, your left
cheek, and your heart is filled with joy for life because you were able to experience
this beauty, you were able to experience this wonderful
experience with this beautiful woman.
And you have to smile.
You are great for it.
You know that all the rejections, all the countless approaches, all the days when
you didn't want to do it, the days when your
fears were holding you back until you finally took action, until you finally overcame
your approaching anxiety, until you finally expanded your comfort zone, until you finally
let go of all your limitations, that all of this was worth it for this wonderful moment. And you know that you can repeat this wonderful moment again and again.
And you're full of joy, full of gratitude, and you love your life.
And now I want to ask you again, the only thing you're not full of is cement.
Are you motivated to approach women?
Jesus Christ, He's getting such a metal about it. Oh, they were all left my ass off cuddle tears
After side during sex is bad after sex is not good
Cry tears out your dick
He's just a sweetheart. Oh, yeah, you're right. That's that's probably what it is. What a fucking weirdo
Oh yeah, you're right. That's that's probably what it is. What a fucking weirdo. Yeah really
All right, well, you know, I'm I'm not in my early 30s going on to my mid 30 So I guess I'm just not as excited about this as he is
Someone called it casturbation
And it's a new type of podcasting I mean
That makes a lot of sense all right anything else you want to play on here, Adam?
Absolutely not
Absolutely not. Well, I just put some together though. Okay, so at the end of my clip
It which was way too long what he's talking about humor. He lists some of his favorite
comedians. He's like I like Chris rock Dave Chappelle blah blah. He throws in the obligatory George, George Carlin
Chris Rock, Dave Sipel, blah, he throws in the obligatory George Carlin, but he says the granddaddy of them all was Don Rickles and doesn't that explain him insulting his
customer?
That's pretty funny.
And I'll come in together, I suppose.
Blinky Jedi with a $2 donation, skulls, the potato on today, yes.
The potato, I believe, the potato on today. Yes, the potato I believe will be on today. Oh, I thought people had jobs, but apparently
Not the case. I'm not gonna put the at the end of there's kind of hot up one again. I don't need that to go
This is leavey time says so what's the chance of Sebastian hired a woman to say yes to this man?
Yeah, I know that's what I'm thinking. I think that might be the the ultimate scam on this
Dela will toki guest on whtp. Whoa
I love toki toki's welcome on the show sometime I'm just trying to not turn the show into the
cartoon and pop a show
Cuz I mean I love that opi does that but I don't want to go down that road trying not yet.
Try not. Yeah, I'll wait till I have to.
And then I then that's fine.
Brian with 10 bucks.
Why have you for Satan superchest?
I have not. I read the superchest.
I'm like some fucking people.
20 bucks from Nice Carol.
This is nice. I love nice.
I love nice. I suddenly do too.
Yeah, that's great. And Richard Lucas with five bucks.
Still you videos from the creep off, huh? Live on YouTube. Vinnie must be pissed. Yeah, well,
fuck Vinnie.
We have a catalytic converters with five euros. Was this guy selling Mambo, Cologne and nice again. Love you guys. Have a great weekend. W a T P W a T P. Well, we just got at
least two drinks bought for us. Yeah, it's pretty nice. And then Chad's handicapped fan with two
box curl. How much for you to do a Brent Hattley throwback? Oh, yeah, I should get back to that. I
keep me that guy retired from broadcasting.
I know, I mean, the world is just not the same.
Everyone's reeling.
Yeah.
It's a real problem.
We have a moment of silence.
It's a real, real bomber.
All right, guys, thank you for the superchats.
I'm sure we'll get back to them.
Oh, you know what?
One more.
Yeah, superchats.
Superchats.
Two face lying bastards, five bucks.
Hello there, can't say. Just wanted wanted to pop in thank you for popping by I
Do I do appreciate that all right? I think it's time for
Friends of the week
cringe of the week and today's cringe of the week is a show that I think we featured on this podcast before it's called
Kumi is Cux it's hosted by Chad Zumak.
And Chad starts off his show.
Now, as you guys know,
Chad doesn't even wanna own a house.
He hates owning houses.
He just wants to rent a two-better apartment in Tampa.
Now, the problem with that
is that sometimes neighbors get annoyed with you
when you're screaming on your sofa all day.
So this is how his show started off the other day.
I got so much to get to.
I did. I did prep.
Erock would be pleased with the Z-man because I did prep.
Uh-oh, my neighbor.
My neighbor's pounding Roger Saddle for a super sticker of the day.
Thanks, Roger.
He starts a whispering.
And I'm also so angry at E-Rock and Anthony Kumio.
I can't even say that.
Whoops.
That's a foul.
Yeah, I was just, I was a sure to suck that I just thought that was, uh, hilarious.
Good start to the show.
And you know what?
While we're on the subject It's time
to mock
zoom on
And I have to give it to Curtis Electric who does so much for the show and so many other shows as well
But he put together a song that I was very impressed by I thought this was fun
I get knocked down I get right back off again Please stick around because when I come back hopefully I come back I get knocked down, I get right back off again.
Please stick around because when I come back, hopefully I come back.
If I get knocked down, I get right back off again.
Please stick around because when I come back, hopefully I come back.
If I get knocked down, I get right back off again.
Please stick around because when I come back, hopefully I come back.
If I get knocked down, I get right back off again.
Please stick around because when I come back, hopefully I come back. Pissing his days away.
Pissing his life away.
He steals a credit card, he buys a vodka drink.
Another credit card, another vodka drink.
He tells lies all about the good times.
He tells lies all about the bad times.
Poor, chatty boy, chatty boy, chatty boy.
I get knocked down, I get right back off again.
Please stick around because when I come back, hopefully I come back.
I get knocked down, I get right back off again.
Please stick around because when I come back, hopefully I come back.
I get knocked down, I get right back off again.
Please stick around because when I come back, hopefully I come back.
I get knocked down, I get right back off again. Please stick around because when I come back, hopefully I come back. I get knocked down, I get right back up again. Please stick around because when I come back,
hopefully I come back.
Pissing these days away.
Oh, Cardo.
Pissing his life away.
Good stuff, Cardo electric. Nice combination of clips and lyrics and nice.
And speaking of nice another
$50 thank you so much. He says drinks are usually $15 so here's three drinks with a tip
Hopefully you think that's nice it is nice and expensive tequila tight
I know I was gonna say in in Rochester drinks are not $50, but yes, they can be that's a good point
Sometimes I forget about that so So guys, big, big news, as you know,
I went on, miserable company on Tuesday,
and then on Wednesday, I'm watching it
before we started doing WTP, right?
And there's Bob Levy.
And I was like, yes, that's great.
Bob Levy's back on, miserable company,
after being away for a week,
we got the band back together,
but it didn't end there,
because then as we're wrapping up,
where are these podcasts somebody
of the chat goes ah, chat is on.
It was happening right now and I went what?
And we were talking to Brian Johnson.
He was on with us after we ended the show and I'm like, holy shit Brian, look at this.
I pulled it up and he's like, I gotta go watch it.
You went running.
Yeah, we always.
We always.
I'm not gonna make a computer over.
I'm running over.
So I have to show you guys what transpired here because I guess Chad's a broken man right now.
He's got three strikes on his channel
and he can't monetize it anymore.
And he was making all the super chats
and all the memberships and stuff.
And he's worried he's gonna lose his channel
and he's gonna lose all of his money.
So he is groveling now.
He has his chance to come back to Kevin Brennan
and say, please, please.
Bash him change.
Take the strikes away from my channel. He's got his tail between his legs Kevin Brennan say, please, please. Bash him change.
Take the strike so wait for my channel.
He's got his tail between his legs
and they send him a link and he gets his chance to ask.
I mean, what do you want?
I mean, what do you want me to say?
I don't know.
I mean, you literally struck my channel three times.
Like, I can't work.
I can't do anything.
I mean, I asked nicely, you know,
I thought I was always cool to you guys.
I don't know, I thought I helped you guys.
I helped, I promote told people, you know,
I don't know what else to say.
And then you said come on, I'm just sitting here
waiting for you some handyman to leave.
Like it's just like, what are you doing?
Like, well, that change, like,
so first up, like a Kevin smile.
I know that's so funny because Chad has no plan of attack. No, what do you want me to say? It's like, I don't know, well that changed, like, so first of all, I know that's so funny because
Chad has no plan of attack.
No, what do you want me to say?
It's like, I don't know, you say it, buddy.
I did what I did, what do you want?
What do you offer him?
I was like, I don't know, what do you want me to say?
That's all this stuff.
Who reached out to who, do we know?
I think that they sent him the link.
Okay.
He was pissed because they had ski mask on.
Yeah.
And so Chad's upset that ski mask was out of here
to sit back there and wait for ski mask to be done
because apparently he said the ski mask
tried to get Chad fired from a gig once or something
or deported from the Bahamas.
I don't even know.
I was like, so he arrives with this tail between legs,
but with notes for them.
Right.
I mean, just look at that turned around.
He's just like, what the fuck?
You guys can even bring me on right away.
Oh, yeah.
It's just weird that like Chad's doing
a lot of the fuck with people's gigs.
Oh, Kevin brings us up a lot.
Yeah, it's bizarre to me.
And I'll bring it up too,
because when we went down to Orlando,
and you know, we talked about a lot,
but we did the comedies from the compound show.
I wasn't part of it.
I was just there hanging out.
And Chad was fucking with us for weeks,
leading up to that threatening us.
I was getting emails from him. G getting text messages see at the club tonight
Medi-singly and in Chad's mind that's hilarious. That's funny content that he does that and everyone else is just like
No, it's just annoying. What are you doing? Chad explaining he just talks shit
He doesn't actually go through with anything. That's the thing you have to understand about Chad is that yeah
He runs his mouth and stuff like that, but that's where that's where it ends.
Because why?
So I was talking shit on Twitter.
It's just you're talking shit on Twitter.
That's it.
I'm not actively, you go too far with everything.
You ever think like, maybe I go too fucking far,
but I just talk.
I don't do you talk.
You're stealing our fucking content and then gloating about it.
How about just fucking steal content? Is that what you do when you steal fucking shit? You then gloating about it. How about just fucking steal content?
Is that what you do when you steal fucking shit? You you glowed about it. You go to the store the next day
You'd be like, hey, I stole your blender. Hey, Coles. I stole your blender yesterday
It's like just fucking steal the shit and then move on with your fucking life
Good advice
So so funny because he goes out explaining that he doesn't actually do anything
You just talk shit, but meanwhile he's a criminal who not only breaks the wall all the time, but also gets caught.
Yeah, that's the worst part.
Yeah.
It's the fact that he gets caught.
He's not good at anything.
No, he's terrible at it.
So I guess in his mind, that's how we lizard himself by saying like, well, yeah, I talk
a lot of shit, but I don't actually do anything.
Like, well, I don't know about that.
And when you threaten people, we take it seriously because of your criminal record.
So I think everyone takes it seriously,
kinda makes sense.
It's so funny, because Chad comes in
completely unprepared for this conversation.
And so he's gonna tell them,
because he's been watching their show obviously.
And when he watches the show,
he loves to have his little commentary like, oh, they're lying, they're lying.
So, again, he explains to them that they're lying on their show all the time.
And so, the answer is, what do we lie about, Chad?
And you know, you guys both lie a lot.
No, not a lot.
Okay, okay.
You both lie a lot.
That hurts.
How did I lie?
What's that?
On the spot right now? I mean, I could point out stuff.
I can go back and point it out. Point it out. I don't have a notebook. I didn't write
your lies. One lie. One lie. One lie. One example. You say you lie. You're not quit.
I said, I quit. I never quit. I said, I want to go down. I quit the show. You quit one week, you quit twice.
No, I never quit.
I just said, I need a break.
No, you kept quitting.
One week you dropped off the show twice.
One, because you were mad.
And then, other time,
great of it, I was on it.
You said, I can't take it.
I can't quit.
I can't quit.
All right.
So you did quit.
Yeah, it's insane.
And that was so funny.
The way Kevin does that,
all that hurts coming from you
I'm a wire okay, but how do you not have a single example?
Pratt and he's just like why don't I have a notebook?
I am but you've been watching these shows. It's all recent stuff and he said you both lie a lot yes
So just one example yeah, you said I quit like well that we've all seen. It's just a child trying to get his way
It's okay. Yes
Well, that we've all seen. He's just a child trying to get his way.
It's so crazy.
Yes.
Correct.
The same thing happened with Gino, too.
When Gino goes,
Jettie, he keeps saying I'm lying.
Name one thing and then he gave him a whole week
to think about it.
He still had nothing.
So, Chad, here's my advice for you in the future
for confrontations.
Just come prepared.
Yeah.
He loses every argument because A, he's a shithead.
B, he's stupid.
And C, he's never prepared.
This is a dangerous combination of things.
Yes, yes, and they all go hand in hand.
They all go hand in hand.
Like, you're in the wrong, and you don't have any good
reasons for it.
And so people go, what the fuck, dude?
And you're like, hello?
The only impressive thing about this guy
is that he's still alive, you know?
Yeah, because he's terrible at everything.
And I was actually thinking about his hype train thing.
He should have been a height man.
Yeah.
Because all he does is just make little bits of noise here
and there, and that's all you have to do to be a height man.
Yeah, it's low-bring capacity for that.
Yes.
He could have been the white flavor slave.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Suicile tendencies could have used them.
Yeah.
Yeah.
This is so insane.
Because I usually watch and, or I don't watch and I just listen to this
stuff and just looking in his eyes, you can just tell there's nothing behind them.
I know.
It's crazy.
No, it's not good.
So Chad goes right to, he's the victim.
And this is a bad move for him because he's the mud shark.
He's the guy who's gonna fuck with people until it doesn't work.
And then all of a sudden he's the victim.
He said that, he said.
Is she called her a whore?
She called her a whore.
Because of the fact that she,
I should give this a little context.
So now Chad's mad at Bob's wife, Gina, Gina Levy, put out a tweet.
And basically what the tweet said, because I remember seeing it,
was that Chad's saying a lot of crazy shit, because I remember seeing it, was that Chad saying a lot
of crazy shit, because Chad was talking about her stepdaughter.
Chad said a lot of crazy shit, but Chad is the product
of abuse and he had a tough upbringing with his mom
and his stepdad, and so Chad's turning that into,
oh, he'd call all these names to my mom.
It's like, well, this is all the stuff that you told them
about your upbringing when you were playing the victim that he said that you said a horror
She called her a horror because of the fact that she let her kid get fucking beat up by somebody cuz they fucking filled the fridge
She got beat up to Bob. She got beat up to she was a victim and she died broken hearted man
She felt terrible and she just took it and she goes if she left my father
My father was gonna kill her.
So she was a victim, dude, and that's serious.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Famous stand-up comedian, folks.
Yeah, I know.
It's so dramatic.
Now we're supposed to feel bad for his mom
who died broken hearted or something.
She's like, what?
What does this have to do with you?
There's nothing to do with anything.
It's so insane, but he just wants to like flip it.
Yeah.
Because he can't defend himself. So now he's going, yeah, but he just wants to like flip it. Cause you can't defend himself.
So now he's going, yeah, but you guys are assholes too.
I'm the victim over here.
Chad, don't point the victim card.
It's not ever gonna work for you.
It's not a good luck for you either.
It's really bad.
Do you think he put the thing about the mom and his appeal
to his copyright claims?
Probably.
Yeah.
And he's like, you want to see victim cards?
I got victim cards.
Where did you get those victim cards?
Not the gym.
I promise you that.
The issue that Bob has with Chad is Chad keeps going.
And Bob would call me up and give me the worst advice.
Right.
He kept telling me what to do and trying to manipulate me
with all this bad advice.
So Bob's like, what did I tell you that was bad advice, Chad?
Because what Chad does is he doesn't listen to the advice.
He does the opposite thing.
And then it all goes to shit.
And then he's mad at the guy who gave him the advice he didn't follow.
Like, well, he didn't follow the advice.
So what I called you, yeah, I know.
So I don't even know what to tell you.
So Bob's an annoyed at things.
He's like, can you name one thing I told you that was bad advice?
Toofly.
How many times a week, Nidian,
we're on the phone talking about what I was telling you,
just I talked to Kevin, just fucking fine.
You're gonna do three days a week, just stay there,
don't say anything, and what happened?
I don't know, it's all a blur right now.
I don't even know what's going on.
I don't even know what's going on right this second.
Yeah, exactly. And then you call me a liar by saying like Kevin's reaction to that
we're just like that's pathetic dude.
Yeah you you came out here because you need something from us and you've got nothing
and we're watching you paint yourself into a corner and that's what you have.
I love the slow burn.
Everything's a blur.
I gotta watch it again I love the slowbird of Kevin processing what he just said
What a fucking a little anything and what happened?
I don't know it's all a blur right now. I don't even know what's going on. I know you know what's going on right this second
And I'm saying and then you call me a liar by saying like I never lied to you never not once okay
And you were really shitty to me though what once I got cut off the show you were
9-year-old brother no that get one over we laughed. It's listen to me listen to me to the victim again
Chad immediately turns into he's the victim again. They were talking about his brother
And so everyone's fault but mine
He's the victim again. They were talking about his brother and so everyone's fault but mine
Chad just mess up. Why wouldn't he go on there and be like guys? I fucked up I
This is I should have never let they got to this point. He does finally get to that
He says that I think like 40 minutes in yeah, where he's finding is this guy. This guy not a control
Just gonna wait for me guys. I think that's the way I would have started this whole conversation like I just was
I got away from me. My bad. Kevin is saying, he didn't really care at first
that the sleep streaming was happening from Chad's channel.
And he's been saying this over and over again.
He's just like, I would have let it go
because we were actually kind of having fun.
The two shows were getting the super chats
and we were kind of going back and forth
and we were making fun of you
because you were saying shit about us
and people were reporting on it.
But the problem was, is Chad was being such a pompous douche.
Yeah, the gloating.
The gloating is what the real problem is,
because you can't sit there, make money off of someone else's
content and tell those people who are your content
that they suck and their losers and that you're winning.
It doesn't make any sense.
It tends to rub people the wrong way.
Yes.
And KB lost patience for this at a certain point.
For the whole chat, even if you just snipe streamed us
and just fucking snipe streamed us
and just left it at that,
I probably wouldn't even have given it shit.
You're honest, I heard you say it.
What?
You're like, I'm glad you had snipe streaming us,
because you could be on the show,
I don't have to deal with them or pay them.
I saw that.
That's basically the reality.
But when you're like,
gloating about how much money you're making
and you're taking down my numbers and you're doing this,
I'm like, you said something to sit there
like a fucking bitch and just be like,
oh, I'm playing Kevin.
I'm playing Kevin again.
It's like, what are you stupid?
Like even if I want to email me,
like even if I was,
even if I was Tom Papa,
I would still have a fucking reaction to it.
But you think you think me,
Kevin Brennan is not gonna have a reaction reaction to it. But you think you think me Kevin
Brennan is not going to have a reaction to that where I just going to go just shut it
to fuck down. It's like you're so stupid. You're just fucking stupid like nothing. Nothing
you never leave well enough or no, you never just go like, yeah, we can all win. Like
Ray DeVito does that. I told Ray DeVito Ray do a show every fucking night. I'm out
see wrap up. He's He should be doing less shows.
Now, he's like, he's actually like, he's actually like, Kevin, I'm actually, it's actually
working.
Yeah, no shit.
Yeah, no shit.
I said it would work and it fucking worked.
So you're like, quoting and then you're like, oh, they're striking my channel.
Even when, even with steel toe, I always took the, it's like, you never take the high
road and you're fucking.
I don't know.
So I think he's still teaching on advice. I would read a video what he should do
Yeah, there's three strikes on his channel, right? He's actually able to monetize this show
So you doesn't need advice from you Chad. I guarantee you that chance on a tiny opportunity there
Right, hey cake out of his own way. This is what I mean. He's not helping his cause here at all
Obviously because chance is gonna chat. That's just one of this
But it's just one of this.
But it's just so funny to me that KB really lays it out that dude, it was fine. We were
fine with it. And you just had to be such an asshole about it that you forced my hand.
And he basically said that yeah, I mean, I had to finally strike your channel to shut you
up and put you in your place
I'll always take the fucking you always go into mod and then when when you get dragged in mod
You're like oh my god everyone's so mean to me, but I never struck your channel
I never said what would you strike it for and your friends all your line you did strike it last week when I was yelling
And you might be striking it right now because I'm yelling again
right now because I'm yelling again. The fact that you said you never,
I never, I never, I never struck.
You never heard about yelling.
You never struck Chrissy or Frank's channel.
What would you have for?
What would you strike it for?
What would you strike it for?
Because they're using my footage.
You're talking about me.
Because you're allowed to.
It's fair use.
It is.
What you're doing is fucking illegal.
What do I want to tell you?
With Bob's phone and myself.
And I was just like,
I want you to live. It's good nature living. Yeah, I do. I was on it with Bob telling it myself and
It's good nature living
I was talking to myself
I like to tap like head a little converter says Chad tends to rob people the wrong way Yeah, he sure does good joke super channels are funny sometimes KB might be honest something with that
That's pretty good
So I love the Chad goes and he said this a few times throughout this Superchannels are funny sometimes. KB might be honest with that. That's pretty good.
So I love the Chad goes,
and he said this a few times throughout this.
He's like, I don't strike people's channel.
Well, first off, he was telling the viewers
to report the channel.
He was telling you to report people.
So it's like, that's why, as soon as I heard about that,
that's when I was just like,
I shouldn't have given this guy any advice
or tried to help him out,
because that's the shitty thing to do.
If everyone just plays above board
and we just rag on each other,
let's not get the authorities involved,
let's not get YouTube involved
because he goes, he wants credit
for not putting any copyright strikes against me
or Chrissy, it's like,
yeah, we weren't doing anything to you
that you could do that.
So, during John tried it with me
and it got reversed very quickly
because he was in the wrong.
He doesn't understand how fair use works.
He wants credit for not doing something shitty.
Correct.
Yes.
No, how many times I have not murdered him?
I write, I know.
It's a process, thank you.
You're welcome.
I don't think you would have finally.
So I guess, Chad, like he doesn't realize that he's doing
things differently than everyone else.
He thinks that he's just like,
well, I'm just doing all this stuff
that everyone else is doing.
No, you're literally just stealing their content
and then accepting
money as people watch you watch it. And like Kevin said, you're always taking the low
road. Yes. The lowest. Of course. He's playing in the mud. He loves the mud. So then he
starts complaining about how he was going to go on the Shule network and he was going to
get Joe the producer on his show or producer Joe. And all this stuff was going to happen.
And then it all fell apart one day
in just one day's time and Kevin has to remind him what happened that night. It's not about talent.
It's not that bad. That's the day after you got crazy drunk and couldn't turn off your own
fucking broadcast and it was an experiment that went wrong and I haven't been drunk since.
It was an experiment that went wrong and I haven't been drunk since.
I doubt it.
I doubt that's the case, but it's just like he takes no responsibility. He's like, another then surely turned that means like, well, yeah,
but we also would happen when you were like wasted on your show.
No one wants to work with someone like that.
It's not a good idea to go into business with someone who can't get their eyes open
on their own broadcast.
It's bad.
So Chad's very frustrating because he always wants it both ways
He wants to be the victim. He wants to be the mud shark. I think I think he's got to like pick a label
You bra you you you bra you pride yourself. I'm being a fucking mud shark
You I'm going in the mud and then and then and then you're like no, I never did it
It's like you that's your fucking that's your business model. You you're a mud shark. I take it right to the limit right
Right for the limit you take it to the limit
Everybody else thinks you fucking you cross the line constantly
You said I should show in a house of steel. It wasn't even this house you guys just run with it
Like oh, he's sure to run with it. You said it was this house. Yeah, I know I said, but I'm just I'm fucking around
Even with the card of guy I have all this information. I'm not gonna dock some, but I'm gonna pretend like I am, because it's funny.
Oh yeah, everyone's laughing.
Yeah.
That's the thing, you want to have it both ways.
So what he was doing with Cardiff, and I don't know, I don't know, I mean, it could have
been blackmail or extortion or something, I'm not even sure if it maybe it was against
the law, I don't know one way or the other, but just to like say that I have all your
information, I can use it against you and ruin your life, is it really is anything to do, and then to say, but I wasn't gonna do way or the other, but just to like say that I have all your information I can use it against you and ruin your life.
It's a really shitty thing to do and then to say, but I wasn't gonna do it.
It was just funny.
Well, that's the opposite of funny.
Right.
Rrooting people's lives is the opposite of funny, Chad.
I don't know if you realize that.
And you just made it shittier somehow.
Yeah, fucking.
I'm starting to think this pigments being a real fucking pigments.
Jesus.
I can be rug.
Well, I watch this intensely last night.
Yeah.
Kevin points that point out all the time is that you claim that you're this guy, the
mud shark, and then as soon as people play on your level, you're out.
And that's the other thing too is so the shit that he was doing with SteelTow, I think
definitely crossed the line because he's getting, and he says, I never talked about his kids. He was showing pictures of them that he found on the x-wife's Facebook page like what are you doing?
How was this content for your show and
Any acts like this was all fun and games and everyone was having fun
Aaron wasn't having a lot of fun with it right. Oh, but it's not his fault because Aaron came in him
We'll get into all of that. He started it fucking thing too is another
It's the dumbest excuse I've ever heard of my life, but of course we can tie all of the shit back to Chad's actions. Obviously.
But I always love when Chad says this. What have I done? You're a lying piece of shit
other than that, you're fine. What am I, look, I mean you've fried yourself on being
a piece of shit and then you get mad when people get mad that you're a piece of shit.
Name my lies then
What are my lying about?
I can fast up my lies. I just have a 83 page fucking rap sheet. That's a lie. That's a lie 83 pages 37 credit
I those are actually 86 pages. I did lie
That the balls of this guy to be like what do I lie about? Oh, then he goes, but I fast up to my lies
No, you got caught.
Right.
You get caught when you're crimes in your lies.
This doesn't make, this isn't like a redeeming quality
that you have, get caught lying and stealing.
And that's another two, he goes,
37 credit cards, what was it, 31?
It's something like that, but one should be embarrassing
to you.
That's right.
That's his superpower.
He is incapable of being embarrassed.
That's true, that's true.
But I do think he's like playing a character.
I think that when this ends,
he curls up in the corner and cries.
Oh.
I don't chew, I don't know.
I doubt this guy,
because he was out crying about how he was friends.
He's going out as friends later that night.
I doubt he like walks out and I was like,
ooh, we're at it.
Yeah, he's in pre-game mode.
I really don't think it's just like a goldfish memory.
I think he forgets immediately
because you see how he doesn't remember anything
in these clips whatsoever.
That's true.
That is true.
Okay.
This one's crazy.
Chad thinks people don't like him because Kevin and me
are telling people not to like Chad.
And when people do shit back to you, you're like,
Kevin, you really think you're likable?
Huh?
By the way, this is an OP thing too.
We're OP likes to blame Anthony
for people not liking him.
He's like, well, Anthony tells his fans not to like me.
And that's why they don't like me.
Well, that's weird, because high school Chad would say,
well, if you're cool, people just recognize it.
Yeah.
And you're popular that way.
You would think so.
But there's a narrative working against him
as poor guy fighting the narrative all the time
People do shit back to you. You're like Kevin. You really think you're likable, huh?
You really think you're like you compared to you. I'm very likable
Compared to you hung out with a friend and had a beer. Oh, that's how we're going by for example
I don't need friends. I got I got super chatters
I'd rather people super chat me than fucking guys, piazzas,
hang out, I want to have a beer with me.
Then what's after the beer?
We, I got to do a fucking rusty trombone, fuck that.
I like the way things are now.
So the fact of matter is, it's like,
people don't like you, except that you're trying to
to hit it like real.
And then you pride your child
and manipulate your audience.
You do it all the time.
No.
Chad, you pride yourself on being a your audience. You do it all the time. No, Chad
You pride yourself on being a do you and Carl that was all business yesterday you guys were doing business
You want some w a t p and he wants a mlc you guys want you guys all the money said you're like his band
I said he's good
So this is obviously getting crazy. I love the Chad thinks that people don't like him because Kevin's telling people not
to like, I'm not because he's an asshole on the internet.
Right, right.
And you know, it's like I'll bring Aubrey and Cardiff on because he'll tell you what an
asshole this guy is on the internet.
Hey, hello.
Unfortunately, my super Chad is blocked.
Thank you.
Yeah, no, no, I got you, buddy.
Yes, he's an asshole.
So let's talk about this real quick because he's been threatening to I think he did an entire episode
threatening to dox you and ruin your life an entire episode which he's removed he's pulled down don't wear a
Have it recorded he did an entire episode. I've got emails after email after email from this guy
Again threatening me to do something to me if I don't get off, you know the Chad zoom octop pretty funny joke
So that's pretty good hilarious multi-levels, but I love how I like you pulled out do something to me if I don't get off, you know, the Chad Zumaq topic. Pretty funny joke.
That's pretty good.
All right.
Allerius.
Multi-levels.
But I love how, like you pulled out,
he started this episode with,
well, why would I do anything?
Someone, why would you do something to me?
We were just talking shit on the internet.
No big deal.
Have I done anything other than talk shit on the internet?
Well, honestly, you were trying to get people on Chad's side
for a long time there until finally,
he was such a douche to you, they were like, all right, fuck this guy.
I tried. Is everything I could? Well, he turned on me. The second Kevin said, talking
to potatoes is stupid. Oh, okay. So, you know, daddy told them, don't play with the potato
anymore. And he turned on me very quickly. You posted something in the chat. Did you really
consult an attorney about this behavior? No comment.
Okay.
All right.
So we can chat about it, but he can't talk about it apparently.
That wasn't me, that was the fake card if in chat.
Oh, that's a fake card if in?
Yes.
There's lots of fake cards.
Jesus Christ.
I've just learned that there's a lot of fake carls
and discord.
I forgot how it's talking to you.
I said, hussy show.
Who've I've been flirting with?
Yeah, I know.
I said, hussy show yesterday and someone was like,
oh yeah, man, you were really fucking ragged.
I mean, at Discord, I was like,
I wasn't a Discord this morning.
So I was like, mountain server or something like that.
I've never been there in my life, so.
It's probably not me on Discord, just,
so everybody knows.
All right, so now KB has to explain to Chad
that he needs to take responsibility
for everything that's happening
and for all the problems he has.
Yeah, at some point you gotta go, you gotta go, and we're not playing a, I got more friends than you.
You gotta, you gotta, you pride yourself.
Like, like, like, when some happens to me, I'm not like, I'm such a great guy.
Why does shit happen to me? I'm like, okay, I'm a bit of a dick.
You're gonna, sometimes it's gonna fucking, it's gonna boom around back at me,
but you always take this like,
I can't believe shit's happening to me.
I can't believe more shit is not happening to you.
No, I understand like there's ramifications
of consequences of things I have done.
I completely understand it and I own it.
And you know, and I'm not perfect in this situation,
but I'm also not the big, I'm not the problem either.
There's all kinds of problems.
You are the problem. So Chad not the problem either. There's all the problem you are the problem
So Chad just said bull things. Yeah, I get it this thing. This shit is all happening because of my actions
But I'm not the problem, right? No, you know you are I own it, but fuck you right? Yeah, it's like what is he doing?
He doesn't know what the dumb guy. He really is. I don't even know why he showed up on this show
He's got nothing and honestly what he should have done is just begged, just like, guys, please, reinstate my channel,
leave you alone, whatever I gotta do.
It's always should have done.
And said he's like, try, still trying to fight some fight.
Get some little said at the end.
It does, it does, it does.
And I think that's as close as he'll get to begging.
Yes.
He literally backed himself into a corner
where he can either look pathetic or pathetic.
There's no other options.
Right.
I need the correct Chris.
That's not as close as you can get the bagging.
His show's after this, where he just has his Venmo and PayPal
and all the plays you could send him.
That's begging.
All right, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that is true.
Good point.
It doesn't matter.
It's like you pride yourself on playing dirty.
And then when other people play dirty, it's funny to you.
The show's fake house hilarious to me.
Yeah, okay. Right, that's why, yeah, that's why you're, I know what other people play dirty. It's funny to you. To show fake house, hilarious to me.
Yeah, okay, right.
That's why, yeah, that's why you're,
but you actually like literally try to remove a YouTube account.
I'm like, okay, that's funny to me.
That's hilarious to me.
I wake up laughing because of that.
All right.
I mean, it's like, you think it's funny what you do,
and then you think what everybody else does is mean spirited.
It's like, it's fucking ridiculous
He's got to sorry. I don't know what to say. There's nothing there. You don't have to feel sorry for you So I'll be like I hate having to agree with Kevin. Yeah, no Kevin is is spot on with this because
Chad just likes to say like so he fucks with people in their personal life and he goes we have I do that because it's funny
Right and you're actually trying to take down my channel, which is how I make money.
And he kept, like, well, yeah, that's what I think it's funny.
Now what, you're a boob idiot.
I was also threatening to call my employer.
Yeah, that was funny.
Yeah, what else is funny?
I know, this is the whole thing.
It's like, Chad, and if he embraced it,
this is the problem.
Is that if you're gonna be the villain,
if you're gonna be the heel,
you gotta maintain that persona the whole time.
You can't like one day be like, ah, gosh, being mean isn't for me guys. I'm gonna stop doing it now
Also the best villains have a likable relatable quality to the true. I yeah, I mean I was in a wrestling I always root for
Yeah, they're usually hilarious. Yeah, right not yet
All right, sorry. I don't know what to say
There's nothing there's you don't have to feel sorry for you so be like
Sorry, I don't know what to say. There's nothing, you don't have to feel sorry
for yourself being like a play. No, sorry, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, start talking about like KB is still shocked that I tried to help chat out.
I remember when that one time on Monday when he learned about that. And he's like, I guess I'm feuding with Carl now.
He's helping out.
That was the whole thing.
Well, really, really roller coaster this week.
I mean, the fact of Carl helped you, the fact that Carl was going to help you
should have brought you to fucking tears because you say nothing but shit about the
guy and the guys great at what he does. I mean, I suck his dick some more. I suck a dick some more. Now I'm a fan of what he does.
And the first day he's helped you. You just shit on him all the time. See, you fucking sucked.
Just to play along with you, but I'm saying the fact that he's helped that effect that he reached out
to help you when you've been nothing but shit to him. And I brought you to should have brought you
to fucking tears. Listen, I know you love his Patreon and his fans But I emailed him. Thank you very much. I appreciate that. It should have been more than that should have been like wow
Wow, what do I say? Maybe I pick now. Maybe I miss judge people. Maybe I miss judge every game coming after me
Unprovoked for months because during the king who me a crispy pile on so yeah, cuz you talk about you talk about shit about him constantly
But I wasn't no I wasn't saying anything bad about before that. Oh, you have a say his bad stuff about him. Can you pause?
Yeah, so of course I got first off though, Cardiff
The Sunday a coffee cake was a funny line from Chad and I did check the PO Boxer as no coffee cake yet
Kevin even makes a call back to that
You don't know. Yeah, you should do that. It's kind of funny. All right, what was that, Karnaf? Did you once even mention Chad Zumaq before he came on
and tried to fuck with your show?
No, I didn't know who he was.
That was my introduction to Chad Zumaq.
Him emailing me and say, I wanna come in your show.
And then he sucks.
And then later he says he was trolling me.
So you started it?
Well, the other thing too, I have to point this out.
Because Chad likes to say, and I have a clip later where he's just going, I don't start anything. People just come after me and then I have to point this out because Chad likes to say, and I have a clip later where he's just going,
I don't start anything, people just come after me
and then I have to defend myself.
You have to realize that when you go after Chrissy and Frank,
as viciously as he was going after them,
for as long as he was going after them,
they have friends.
And so the alliances will be formed.
And I didn't like Chrissy at first,
she got a fuck to be over. That was a problem.
But we meant that that's friends did the well before that she just lied to me and didn't come
on the show, but the baseball game too. So yeah, there were two strikes out there on that. Get it?
Anyway, Chrissy and I became friends. And so I remember we had Chrissy and Frank over to the house.
We podcasted together. And then we were just chatting in the kitchen, and they were just telling me all this shit
about what Chad has talked about, what he's done,
I'm like, what a piece of shit.
So it's like, if you're gonna shit on people,
don't be shocked when their friends go,
I don't like you, man, you're not a cool dude.
And for that to be the consequence,
just saying, stay away after he went,
after them so aggressively is very polite and kind on their end.
Yeah. Oh, trust me. They've kept things above board. Oh, yeah. And I think I know that the potato
will disagree, but I think Frank Belgrino is.
I know. Yeah, I know. I think it's a class act. The way that he handles all of the stuff. So,
the other thing that Chad was saying in the earlier clip,
there's too much to process here for even for me,
is Chad's man, Kevin for having me on a show,
because he's like, this is all transactional.
He's got an audience, you got an audience,
but yes, Chad, are you just figuring this out now?
This is why I guess that other people shows,
and I've guessed that my show is to try to build this thing
with all of our different audiences.
That's how Chrissy has gotten to where she is, because she built this thing with all of our different audiences. Like, that's how Chrissy has gotten to where she is.
Because she built this thing with all these different content creators.
And she's in parts of all these different worlds,
and so she has a much bigger audience.
And Chad sits there, he's got like the fucking Patrick Michael syndrome,
where he's just like,
why the fuck would I go on someone else's show?
That's not my show. It's like, what, no, that's what you do.
This appearance here is to get his YouTube channel back.
I know what you want. What? Is there a, no, what the fuck? no, that's what you do. This appearance here is to get his YouTube channel back. I know what you want. What?
Is there a, no, what the fuck?
Ah, he's so fucking stupid.
You want a fun fact, Carl?
Of course.
Chad has, well, again, since his YouTube channel
has been taken down, I guess all those memberships
he was selling are in limbo.
Yeah.
I'm sure those people are bailing.
He's also removed showing how many patrons he has
on his Patreon.
Oh, yeah, you pulled that move.
Yeah, so why?
So he's starting to plummet.
And he did accidentally show his monthly dollar amount on one of his streams of $856.
Okay.
Fun fact.
Well, I'm glad you said that now because now we're going to get into the fact that Chad's
been bragging about his money and how much money he has.
And then as soon as YouTube gets cut off, he's crying that he's poor and he doesn't know what to do.
So KB calls him out for that.
In any case, in any case, the point is, you're bragging about how much money you're making.
If you're making all this money, you should be sitting on a pile of fucking cash.
I'm just saying, man, you should even care if you get a strike.
I'm just saying, yeah, I fucking know, yeah, I'm aware of it.
And that's why I fucking put a strike on you or try to put a strike on you.
You did.
You did.
It's your email address.
You did.
Okay.
It took two months for it to fucking happen.
And I think I'm gonna just sit there to like, while you're trying to fucking poke the
bear, trying to goad me into fucking like reacting.
I reacted, yeah, I reacted.
You said you didn't have mine.
You did the piss me off and pissed me off.
Do you watch the fucking now, Jimmy Bartlett the other night?
How that work out when they pissed off Jimmy Bartlett?
Did he just take a like, oh, the piss me off,
I guess I should go soak over here.
He fucking won the game.
He's like, there you go, bitch.
That's what I think of you.
There you go, bitch.
I bought my clothes, he went to the camera.
You know, that's how you know.
The bear has been poked.
He is very angry with them.
So, so now Chad, because he's always lying,
and I always point this out, it's nothing new,
but when he talks about how he's guys all this money
and things are going so well,
and you can buy a house on my street,
and all these things, and then when he's presented with,
like, well, then why are you saying you're poor?
And I was like, well, I was lying,
I was just trying to fuck with you.
It's like, yeah, we know.
Chad, you, that wasn't working at all.
And the fact that you were doing it
didn't help your cause, because now look at us.
Now look at where we're all at.
You dummy.
His instincts are all off.
Was it on here where he talked about not even
setting up his ad sense account?
Yes.
Yeah, he goes, he goes,
why don't you pull the money out?
I was like, I don't know how to do that.
Yeah, that's right.
All right, this is, I don't know. We'll just keep keep the conversation going. I suppose I don't blame him
If I was if I was doing nothing I'd be watching my show too. Hi Iraq. Hi Iraq hundred dollars. That's all I'm worth
Hi
Eric as a as Chad calls him Eric when he's trying to
Listen, I mean, I I'm sorry for whatever I got out of hand
It's a hard show to do and you know it is and I'm not trying to be I don't want to be a problem
man and dude I
Kevin I know you don't believe this but you were my friend. I liked you
We got a lot we when we was just shooting the shit we were friends dude and you know it and you don't want to admit it
But then you pretend you fucked things up and then it's everybody else's fault and losing a friend is what hurts the most
I know I have to remind everybody.
So now Chad tries to pull the friend card.
Yeah, this is interesting too.
Sorry to derail you, but I don't know if you pulled this clip,
but very soon after this, he pulls the,
well, you don't know me, card.
Right.
Right after saying how close they used to be.
Yeah, I don't even got to know me.
KB.
I've talked to KB a couple times, never once would I expect him to text me
and be like, how's your mom doing?
That's just not who KB is, I don't know about that beer.
Let's do that.
Yeah, I could be wrong, right?
Exactly.
He doesn't want to fucking give me a rusty trap bone
or no, my baby.
That's what I've learned about KB.
But you guys have to remember that KB has Chad blocked
on his phone from an instant over a year ago.
Chad is a shitty friend.
And the fact he's trying to pull the friend card,
it's like, well, no, I already don't like you as a friend.
Like, we've already established that.
This has been a business relationship ever
since they brought him back on MLC
for the second stint that Bob Levy got them
to bring him back in there.
That story checks out.
And I get it from KB's perspective,
because like I said, when we were in Orlando,
Chad decided to spend the afternoon texting
and emailing threats to us.
And he's gonna come to the comedy show.
And it's like, oh great, neat, thanks man.
I don't know what you're trying to accomplish right now,
but you're not making friends.
That's for damn sure.
But again, Chad's gonna say right here
that he never starts anything.
He's just defending himself.
Fire.
They did a plan, Oswell.
You throw yourself in the middle of that and then you're like,
Oh, why is everyone hate me?
It's because it's not your business.
The plan, Oswell's later.
It's not your fucking business.
It's five years later.
But don't you bring the heat to people too online?
I just defend myself.
I have to.
Yeah.
No, you don't.
You act like you just react to something that happens to you. You start most of this shit
Well, I don't know I I just came on here just like the squash it and I guess is I don't know whatever
I
I like that there's a statute of limitations to they're like what about how you got run out of Hollywood because you were telling everyone the pet and I's well killed his wife
And he's like give that was five years ago, right? That's not that long ago. I remember
Five years less shitty than it was
Doesn't make any sense at all so it's funny because when Chad says like I didn't go after people and then people are able to give example after example
This is what Chad needs to do. He needs to have examples to back up shit that he says if you're gonna say shit
I want to play just two clips from what I was on
Misery knows company on Tuesday, which is available on our patreon and
Sprockets if you want to listen and or watch that entire episode but
Producer Chris getting some love from KB. I thought this was nice. You understand. No, that's why it's better
That's why it's better like what you make point a to point B and then and then you make that point and then you you you good nature
ribbing for a couple of seconds. And then the Chris guy is funny, right? You're producer
Chris? Yes. Yes. Yeah. It's producer Chris hilarious. He's a lot of times you can't
see who's talking because the things are little. So I'm like, I think that Chris guy is funny.
That's amazing. I know. That that was very cool. They were recommending you the day before on the show as well.
And then later on,
the someone super-chatted
because Adam is the guy who produces the show for them.
And they were wondering,
what it would be like if we had a combination of the two.
A final is how do we create a hybrid of Adam and producer Chris
to create the ultimate producer?
Agreed, that'd be awesome. We probably got a fuck
Right again
I'll get in touch with Sebastian figure this out and producer Chris is on every show and then you get another you get different third guys
Correct. Yeah. Bala, nothing gets by me. Bob, it's sometimes third potatoes.
Yeah.
That's sometimes the editor of your podcast.
Yeah.
The whole crew.
Hey, the jambers coming in.
Wow.
Wow.
The staff is getting large here, isn't it?
Because the potato makes our games.
And the editor is making sure that he takes out
all my blunders and gaffs.
Those are my notes to add, I go,
take out the gaffs, if you will.
He works harder than I do, that's for sure.
Oh, stop it.
I see what you did there.
I don't like it.
Let me see where I am with the superchats real quick.
Did I do this one?
Yes, that was the last one I did, I think.
Two face like bastard.
Can't say it's one to pop in.
Thank you for doing that.
Nice.
Oh yeah, we did this one.
Thank you, nice.
I got it for the $50.
I do appreciate that.
Michael C2 bucks writers guild strike.
Trevor zero five bucks, place two-bit games,
win stupid prizes.
I mean, addicted to super chats.
$10. We need a light counter in the corner.
I know what I said, but it's not true. That was so funny because yeah, they kept playing that
that drop of jagging. I know what I said, but it's not true. And then he's like mad at you for
believing him. Yeah. I know I said that I was going to dox card, but I wasn't going to. I know I said that I was gonna dox card if but I wasn't going to you And I know I posted a photo of April's mom and their kids and but you know
But I didn't it wasn't I didn't really do that. So what do you want us to believe buddy?
It still blows my mind how many people are were mad at me from that camp about lying about having the puncture on my show
Which was a very obvious gag. Yes, but all of chats.
Anyways, please continue with the super chats.
I forgot about that incident.
It's a carative.
That really went silent.
People who actually thought you were going to get a guy who
doesn't exist.
Yes.
But everybody was mad at me in that equation.
Right.
Nobody was mad at chat.
When I went on Misery Love's company, we were talking about
what we would need to do.
Well, I started to negotiate. And I'm like about what we would need to do. Well, I started to negotiate,
and I'm like, what does Chad need to do
to get you to reverse these strikes?
And I said, personally, I wanna know the real story
behind the black eye.
Cause I know for a fact that everything he said
is bullshit, and I really want, I'm just like, curious.
Right.
So I don't have to give up anything,
Kevin has to do this thing, and then we could maybe
figure that out, that how would you ever know?
No, I know exactly, it's like no matter what he says
You just like all right. That's another thing nice with $10 who was more famous Chad or is that Shuly?
Yeah, would anyone know Shuly if he wasn't on Howard just saying no, that's where he got to start
That's why we know Shuly cuz he used to call it an hour then he got a job for the news team
Oh, no, I knew him from the Vegas airport. Yeah, I know exactly before that.
Yeah.
Um, Tampa, Canada, converters with five euros, Chad, tends to rob people the wrong way.
Yes, very funny.
I know.
Nelax, 44, 10 bucks.
Hey, Carl, thank you for getting me into the dabble verse.
If it weren't for you, I would not be aware of all this juicy drama.
You are very welcome, sir.
And thanks for hopping on board with us.
De La speculations who served
Melton? Okay, maybe you guys, I'm not keeping up with this
Melton stuff. I watched the clip. It looked like acting to me.
I'm not buying it. I think he's, I don't know. What do you guys
think? Do you know, Cardiff? He seemed, he seemed almost excited
that he got served. Sure. Like, he didn't seem upset. It was,
it was very strange. I reached out to him. No, no, no answer. He's holding he's holding tight on this, but I have no I have no idea what he what he could have done
That would have got him served that got him excited like it was almost like oh, yes finally, but yeah
I call bullshit. I know that he's selling steel toe merchandise in his store like you literally grab the exact
Logo and puts it on shirts and sweatshirts and stuff.
You can buy it from him, but I don't think Aaron
gives a fuck about that.
I doubt Aaron would be putting any time
into serving him for that.
And you wouldn't get served necessarily for that.
I think they'd start with a cease and desist.
Yeah, you have to take it down.
Which is just, yeah.
I know.
I agree.
I think it might be bullshit.
It might be a work
Cuz mountains looking for some attention, but who knows nice with five dollars here's five bucks Cardiff can you turn into french fries? I'm hungry
Cardiff no no
Tookie
Hacker Hacker Hacker I love you more than a friend
All right, Tookie let's not go there just yet. We're just talking right
now. Voidraith, here is a super chat. Straight to the point. I like it. Mike,
gee at some point in the video, Chad says that you'll have a field day with it. Field
day was a success. Yeah, in fact, I was watching MLC the next day yesterday. And Kevin
goes, I just want to watch what Carlos to say about Chad coming back on the show. Well,
happy field day. Yes, we'll get that up as soon as my out of there
Better work out fucking night on this
I did a video out of there. I'm still doing my video editing people like the roast. Yeah, I need to do that. That's a good point
You know what else cuz we should about that right is my dad
He's like, Carl, when you get the roast up? I know I know I know I know I keep calling him. That's why
right He said, Carl, when you get the roast stuff, I know, I know, I know. I keep calling him, that's why. Yeah, right.
Nice five bucks, Vegas airport left, my fucking ass off. That was Shuley's job when he was doing open bikes and calling it to the stern,
so that's what that is.
All right, now I know that Ed's excited to catch an alien.
Yes.
And I'll tell you what, man, I am also excited to catch an alien.
Will the rookie streak continue? Yes, that I'll tell you what man. I am also excited to catch an alien will the rookie streak continue? Yes
That is the question and people can play along on YouTube. It's time for everyone's favorite game show to catch
Unalien
Are you ready to play to catch an alien?
And here we go. And here we go.
And here we go.
And here we go.
And here we go.
And here we go.
And here we go.
And here we go.
And here we go.
And here we go.
And here we go.
And here we go.
And here we go. And here we go. They know that things have changed, but they don't want to go against what they've been saying
for the last 50 years. They don't want to go against the grain. So they just say the same old
shit over and over again, like say like the ones that aren't worried about the money. They don't
want to go against the grain and they don't want to be wrong because of an ego. And then the other
thing I know for sure is that they don't want to be that doctor that goes in and says, Hey,
all this shit is wrong.
We need to rewrite everything.
We need to rewrite everything even in the school.
When you go to science class, instead of, you know, I don't even know if they have science
class anymore where you do like a thing on a frog, you know, you probably do a thing on a, you know.
It sounds familiar.
What did Tommy say next?
Here are your choices.
Number one, a fake plastic frog.
Be on an iPad. Next, a honk of cheese. For some transgender. Lastly, a Mickey to catch an alien.
I hanker for a hunk of cheese.
Yeah, on a potato.
All right.
Oh, I'm gonna go first this time.
And I have to go B iPad.
It just seemed to make sense.
It's probably the wrong way to go about it.
I'm sure at the out of there, what do you think?
I was thinking the exact same thing.
I'm going B iPad.
It seems like the obvious answer,
but we're going to try the obvious answer.
Okay.
Yikes.
I wrote B.
Oh shit.
So we're all going iPad and,
current of a smiling,
but that's nothing new.
Yeah, we're screwed.
We'll see.
We'll see what happens.
Some people in the chair are saying cheese.
Okay, so hold on.
I'm going to give you all a second guess.
Just because I'm proud of this one.
All right, I'm switching to Mickey Mouse. All right, I'm gonna give you all a second guess. Just because I'm proud of this one.
All right, I'm switching to Mickey Mouse.
All right, I'm going transgender.
I'll stay with iPad.
All right.
We need to rewrite everything, even in the school.
When you go to science class,
instead of, I don't even know if they have science class
anymore where you do like a thing on a frog anymore where you do a thing on a frog.
You probably do a thing on some transgender football shit.
Who knows what they do?
I'm afraid, no.
But.
His cast is just like, Jesus.
What are you doing?
Hopefully he was trying to fake us out again.
Did not work out for me.
Wow, Cardiff, you found quite the clip there.
Geez, fucking Tommy.
And this is his new set.
These are new episodes.
Yeah, this way, Todd.
Oh my God.
His show is really blowing up.
And when we first discovered him, obviously,
all the numbers were fake.
Everything was fake.
You can tell by the comments.
You can tell by just the fact that no one in your life
has ever heard of this guy.
Yeah, and that's Stuttering John was a guest.
Yeah, right.
And then he was wondering,
what I'm Stuttering John about the whole episode.
But I have to say, I feel like people are starting
to catch out of this guy now.
Like all of the fake is working.
You're like, fake, till you make it.
And I think it's starting to happen for him.
I don't know.
So I've been watching some of the newer episodes
and it's, you know, they'll come out day one.
There's a couple thousand views day three
It's 60 70 thousand so I think he's it still does seem like they're all all the views are coming at the same time
Yeah, it doesn't make sense videos are gonna get the most views when they first launch and then it's
Windows okay, yeah, we don't want them to blow up too big. Yeah, that's true once he gets his ship fixed
He's out of here. You know, They should go in there and say, hey, look, this is the science we've seen. Put your hand
in cold. You know, like stuff like that, but they don't want to rewrite it. They don't
want to rewrite it. They don't want to redo it. They don't want to be the one that goes
against the grain. That's all for this time.
Come back next time to find out if you have the ice cold hands to catch an alien.
Brought to you by subreddit surfing on YouTube.
Hopefully back to Wednesdays.
Oh my god. Very well done, Cardiff. Hopefully back to Wednesdays.
All right, my God. Very well done, Cardiff.
That guest was fascinating with his giant nose.
Yeah.
He's obsessed with putting things in.
There were some clips I pulled from that.
I've got to figure out how to use.
But where Tommy was talking about, you know, don't go to these shamans who just want to take your money and sell.
He's only go to your website. Sure, you're going to give you a little shamans who just wanna take your money and sell you something. Go to your website.
Sure, you're gonna give you a little bit of money, but.
That's hilarious.
Yeah.
All right.
He's interesting.
I have to check that one out, I suppose.
So guys, what have we done today?
I think we've done it all.
We learned how to pick up girls on five different continents
and all the different countries and cities around the world.
That was great.
We learned that Chatticekip his mouth down his voice down when he's doing his podcast from his apartment
Chad and KB reunited that miserable company very exciting thing that happened this week
We caught an alien, but only after giving a second chance
Because because I'm a dummy. So you know what that means type for everyone's favorite part of the show
This is the part of the show we play a clip from the podcast that we'll be reviewing on the next episode of where these podcasts This is to get you excited about the next episode that we're doing here is a clip of said show. We like Thursdays
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Morning.
Morning.
All right, let's go around the room.
Third days are like my second favorite day.
After Monday.
It's so weird.
I like Monday because it's clean slate.
The week is it's fingertips.
You can do whatever you want.
I like Thursday because it's the last day
of the productive week.
Because Friday, nobody gets a crap, you know?
Friday is awesome, right?
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Of who are these podcasts? Let's get some caught up on some superchets
Real quick. Where did we leave off here at some point in the video? Oh, yeah, I did that one
Did we do this yeah nice? We did that one and then we have John for two bucks. Shule is a hack
What's his name? It's not the Shule. I know
So what's that chatter's name? Susa's a string
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Good show, fellas.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Thanks for watching live on this special live version of WATP.
Thank you for all the superchanners.
I really appreciate it.
We got some, some net news.
We got some voice mails to hit.
So stick around for that.
We're going to start with a little you know I was I was gonna do the
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I wish someone loved me like Carl loves horrible song parodies.
Getty-lease Thumb.
I'm pretty sure we now have overwhelming definitive evidence that improv should be
a capital offense.
The fasting showman introduces a new saying,
it's just good natured ribbing until the condom breaks.
Rob King, Carl is lying if he didn't think
I'd watch that when Whitney brought up Master Baton.
Who cares what her source material is?
And fix it, 403 plays us out with.
The AI review girl should be called, fuckable vick.
That's pretty good.
That's a pretty good suggestion. I'm down with that.
Alright, Karin, if I don't know if you've reviewed your not,
but I got a rod and so we're gonna hit some voicemails.
Ooh.
If you don't mind, aw, did you have one, you okay?
Fine.
Fucking guy.
Just one.
Just one.
Guess you're every time, alright?
Toxic listening.
When guys think being funny means being a dick,
you're clearly just bullies.
Yeah, I think I'm Mary Bethrod that one to us.
I didn't even want to read it.
Mr. Data Head, Master of Disguise!
Alright, let's hit some voicemails starting off with Mr. Hannah calling into the show
Carl producer Chris hey, it's mr. Hannah
This voicemail is in reference to the guy who called in from the dick show last week complaining about how much you guys
Just talk about boomer stuff that no one cares about anymore
Well that guy was 100% wrong about everything he said in the
Especially the part where he said something about how good the first 20 minutes of your show is
It's not we're not here to listen to podcast
We're gonna talk shit about Patrick Michael Chad Zubak and Stuck Joe Tom Meyer
Michael and at
Format Steelers Shoeley
They suck they suck
Time for your format
They suck. They're terrible. It's time for your full Mac. The misery loves helping around.
We're tired of hearing about podcasts, Paul.
I'm not trying to tell you how to do your job,
but do better, buddy. Call me back.
I see what you did there.
Settle. I get it.
KUJO with 10 bucks as the opster would say,
Cheers. Cheers.
Cheers. Cheers.
Cheers everybody. I hope to be doing that live
with the opster very soon
I never know what I know but we're in talks to have me on a beer show
Oh, he's good to be here on a view
That's really dumb. I mean, that's good for you, buddy. Thank you. A.O. A.
Just for all you W.A.T.P. listeners that we're kind of worried about.
State of Crozier and all that.
Murray's fucked off too.
Don't worry, guys.
I just heard recently you getting serious with a girl or a trans girl, a trans guy.
It's kind of hard to tell.
Anyways, things are starting to get serious with them. So he's had to step away from the podcast and hang out
doing yoga with her and their basement.
And wait a second.
Carol, can you check in on Crosier Forest?
Please.
Yeah, we'll do.
I appreciate your concern, too? Yeah, we'll do.
I appreciate your concern too.
We'll check that out.
First of all, I take offense to being told not to be corny, especially when I'm from
the state of Iowa.
Also, fuck you, Carl, because I just got done listening to your latest show and I have
jerked off several times to Queen Latifa, and I am not gay.
I just think that there is a place for big, bosom beautiful black women in Ginger's lives.
So, Buckew long live the big, beautiful black woman and the queen that rules over them all. And check out my podcast, which has failed horribly
after it's a hundred and second episode
called Phantom Facts Society.
Go fuck yourself, girl.
All right, I will go fuck myself.
And you know, I know that guy was lying.
He said he jerked off to Queen Latifa.
He he he.
This dude is fucking corny.
I'm doing it right now.
Okay, corn diff with $20. It's okay to fucking corny doing it right now. Okay, corn death
With $20 it's okay to be corny. That's right corn death good point, you know think about stuttering John Dessel
I
Don't really want to but he talks about his hemorrhoids so much. Yeah
Now think about John Goodman's mouth. Okay. I bet they look a lot alike. I bet they look the same almost bro. Oh
Fucking disgusting
Stop calling me back. Now that's what I call a creative
I would not put those two things together but you know we did Howard Stern
I covered a bunch of his interviews since he was in Miami with
different celebrities and pointed out a pattern that was going on with his technique.
Bro, Howard Stern interview these days is literally just like, hey, when are you gonna kill yourself?
Doesn't your life fucking suck? Isn't your childhood an absolute traumatic? It makes you want to die every single day like Jesus Christ powered
How much more money do you need in life? How much more fan do you fucking need to be happy bro?
Just fucking get over it goddamn bro, you know you weren't molested. I don't think man
Just chill god damn there's a way worship that other people, bro. Get over it. God damn you're an asshole.
Alright, yeah, no. I think we all agree that Howard search would be a little bit of a better mood.
Consider it as a hot-life three houses of trillion dollars to sleep on. My theory on Howard's
urgency just jumped on the quiet quitting train. And so he just quiet quit his job. And now he's just doing this.
Blank boilerplate version
of the Howard Stern show.
Maybe, but God damn, he seems like a guy
who worries about legacy, but I don't know.
Yeah, I don't know what he's doing.
It's not good.
We know he's not going to Ronnie's wedding.
He's talked about that.
Ad nausea.
That's the price.
Ad nausea.
He sucks me.
He watched too much time from MSC.
Yes.
It'll get to you.
All right, so I was talking about the Amherst
are playing the Hershey Bears right now on the conference
finals for the AHL, the American Hockey League.
And what's happening right now, they're tied one to one,
it's come back to Rochester tomorrow night.
I'll be at the game on Monday.
Some people really enjoy my manually sports talk.
Yeah.
Psychoids of the show.
Oh, man, I love the episode with you. The straight ball, listen, I tell you more about, I got a great talk. Yeah, segments of the show. Oh, man, I'm at a lovely episode with
you Z. It's great, but listen, I tell you more about
I got a busy schedule. I got to go watch the
minor league Long Island hockey.
I got the four Jefferson Pussy boys
for the Huntington Manor head
fleshy and then, oh man, I got to watch
the images, thumb wrestling,
freaking, it's going to be nuts, man.
But, oh, I forgot what I was going with that
So many things I gotta do and tell everybody else about but
Wow cocktails yeah getting everybody's head there. Oh god. I had the out of there nice. Yeah
Sorry, I should be more in there as I guess
You seem you seem tired. Let's bet a long episode. He's being humble. He's
W-H-P is a lot of work. You got any money on the bison's game tonight, Carl? weren't there's like a you seem you seem tired let's bet a long episode is being humble he's been
w-h-e-p is a lot of work you got any money on the bison's game tonight
i don't know i don't follow the bison's we have the ruts to red wigs here
so they compete against the bison's alright cal photographer calme back into the show
they carls the cal photographer can you put
pod cast it man's mailing address into the show notes?
You may know that I do shoot the Keeney babes and I would like to send them some of my work
and see if I can get his approval.
They won't be W-H-P-related babes, but other babes.
Okay, please do that for me, thanks, bye.
I actually will do that.
I gotta figure out how to correspond with him
cause he put like three different ways in this letter.
I gotta look into that and then I will,
what everyone know.
Cause wouldn't that be great
if like everyone just started sending him shit?
Notes and money and pussy picks?
I mean, he would really make his day.
Yeah.
And I don't, Vinnie says, oh fuck, that guy,
I feel just the opposite.
I think we should be showering this guy with Gaps.
I think I'd be hilarious.
I mean, it'd be funny for the show.
Yeah.
That's my point.
All right.
He's a Cardiff sweatshirt in prison.
That's what he needs.
Yeah.
We always set a merch too.
I don't know if you can do that.
They probably wear a uniform.
Another Dixiel fan calling in who has a different opinion
than the Dixiel fan from last time.
Hey there, Carl. It's Dr. Bagel from Spokane, Washington.
And last week somebody called in from the Dixho and then dixed about WATP for a while.
And I just want to say that I came from the Dixho as well and fucked that guy.
Okay, let me do a comment that.
All right, thank you. I appreciate it.
I didn't come from the Dixia.
I came for the Dixia.
One last voice bell we have here.
Oh, I guess Huzi does have a fan.
And that fan found our phone number.
Hey, Carl, I just wanted to call
in relation to all the backlash last week
about Huzi's appearance on the show.
Huzi is one of the funniest guests that you have in the show you
make me laugh the whole fucking time and anybody doesn't
get what he's doing
is a fucking moron
uh...
you hear that producer Chris you're fucking more i like you
either all the idiots
yeah i like you
i thought that was one of his better appearances, actually.
Yeah.
Especially after the edit.
Shut up.
Yeah.
Surprise.
Chewsy can do such a great American accent.
Yeah.
You think that was easy?
Yes.
And the end of the year, people can find you on the MI canceled podcast.
Wherever you get your fine podcasts.
Post a new episode every week, Fridays at 5 a.m.
So you can listen on your morning drive.
Very good.
Do you want to tell us a little bit about what people will hear when they check out?
Am I canceled?
We have switched to doing reviews, conveniently, Carl.
And this latest episode, we featured John Jemingo, the Philly fanatic for everyone.
And we reviewed the DoodZ podcast, an AI podcast
that's run by Will Sass, Tho and Chad.
And they're claiming that there is a real live AI
that's created this show and knows everything
and it's a fun time.
Wait, you're straight up just doing the WATP format?
Is that what I just heard?
No.
Okay.
If you listen, it's different.
I got it.
I got you.
Call me out.
Is this why you brought me on,? No, I'm watching you.
He's been emailing me to make games for his show.
Yeah, right. Yeah, cuz I was listening to my buddy Drew Lane on his show that you're in Mike show and he was talking about
watching SteelTow, who was watching this other show. This is fascinating to me. This crystal clear rolling stone article that came out.
So they have that show the golden hour and apparently This is fascinating to me. This is Chris Tylea, Rolling Stone article that came out.
So they have that show, The Golden Hour.
And apparently, Chris Tylea got the notification
that that article came out while he was live on The Golden Hour.
And you see him, all of a sudden, he's just like his phone is blowing up
and he's just like, super distracted for like a half an hour.
He's just like, what the fuck is going on?
But it was funny because Drew was just like,
see, like everyone's doing Carl's format lately. And I was like, yeah, it doesn't seem like that.
It doesn't it Drew.
And I invented this.
That's a joke, Cardiff.
I know you'll go running to the Julie network.
Tell him what I said.
Dayla, thank you, two bucks.
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Okay, folks, guess what?
The episodes?
Oh wow!
That was a great episode!
That was really great!
What's with the dancing around the shit?
I stink, you hate me.
Great.
Goodbye!
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