Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep421 - Whatever Dating Talk Podcast
Episode Date: June 22, 2023This has to be the most popular dating and relationship show out there right now. I'm sure you've seen clips circulating online. We decided to do a deep dive to figure out what makes this show so popu...lar. Because the format seems terrible. There are 9 or 10 young people all arguing about gender roles for 5 hours straight. Well maybe the host is really good. And maybe not. Trucker Andy is back to point out that people getting kicked off the show IS the format. Then we get into what's making people cringe this week including Harrison Young, Chad Zumock, and Ray DeVito. BREAKING NEWS - Stuttering John has agreed to come back for an exclusive interview with Vinny the attorney. We have some new song parodies, more Scorch jokes, a new review girl, and another round of To Catch An Alien. Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/Â Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Today, we'll be reviewing a show called whatever dating talk podcast.
We have both listened separately.
We have not discussed it with each other beforehand.
Let's get started as a show hosted by Brian Atlas. It has
4.17 million subs on YouTube. This might be the largest
dating and relationship
podcast out there today. I think it is 4.1 million guests on the show too.
there today. I think it is 4.1 million guests on the show too. That too. And what they do is they bring in ordinary girls and guys mostly gals and just to talk about dating and relationships. Now when I say
ordinary, they're yogging hot for the balls part. Yeah. You know, a few slips through the cracks a
little bit, but only fans enthusiasts. Yep, there's a few of those. So I just want to read the
description that I found on the internet so that we can put this
all in context and then we'll understand what we're talking about here.
Every week, host Brian Atlas, who previously used the channel for prank videos, get
there's a selection of e-girls, models, tradwives, and your everyday college women for a four or
five hour round table discussion on the pressing and controversial topics of the dating world.
This sentiment among many modern women
is why our podcast is successful.
There's a thing that's going on right now
where a lot of women are saying,
well, listen, we wanna be equals,
and you know, there's feminists who want everything
to be equal, but they're like,
but if we're going on a date,
I mean, the guy should pay.
Right, you know, and if the guy wants to impress me,
like send a car for me, like, be a baller.
You know, there's a lot of girls who have been saying that.
And so there was this clip that I saw from Barstool,
we're three women were all saying this exact thing.
And Brian clipped it and tweeted it and said,
this sentiment among many modern women
is why our podcast is successful
and why men are checking out of dating,
non-traditional women demand men adhere to their traditional gender roles, feminism slash equality until
the check comes.
Men are waking up and no longer want to play.
So there's a little bit of an agenda here, I would say, to some degree.
I'm going to go ahead and get this started.
Yes.
So I was checking out an episode that happened recently.
So he's going to introduce everyone. And well,
let's start with the welcome when he welcomes everybody out of the show and how he introduces
the show. Welcome to the whatever dating talk podcast. Thank you for tuning in tonight.
You could have been anywhere in the world, but you're here with me. I appreciate that.
We're coming to you live from Santa Barbara, California every Sunday and Tuesday at 7 p.m.
Pacific. I'm your host, Brian Atlas. I'm joined by my co-host, Kiki. She's a bit shy. She's
somewhere back there. A few quick announcements before the show begins. Guys, this podcast is viewer
supported, heavy YouTube demonetization. So we make nearly nothing from ad revenue. So please
consider donating through stream labs. So this is all user supported. They get tons of super chats.
They make thousands of dollars, I would say,
per episode.
It's insane.
It's maddening to me.
Well, good for them.
Well, yeah.
I'm happy that they're doing well.
I don't know who's pissing away.
I saw one guy $50, like right in a row.
Boom, boom, boom.
50.
Oh, I was seeing 200s and 300s.
Well, yeah, but this was, you know, $150.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Very rapid success rate. Right, yeah, but this was, you know, $150. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Very rapid success rate.
Right, so they say go to stream labs to give them money.
They don't want to go through YouTube.
And there's a good reason for this.
He does the math for us.
And actually, I mean, this has been known to people
for a long time.
I'm not breaking a new ground here,
but people like Kevin Brennan and a lot of these shows,
Shuley Network, if they're looking at this,
think about this guys,
because a lot of people have been doing this longer than you have realized that giving 30% of your income
to Google is retarded.
Yes.
You probably shouldn't do that.
That's your main way of making money, people super chatting, you know.
So just one thing to do the math here, guys.
If you super chat 100, YouTube takes $30.
If you donate 100, Stream stream labs only takes three so if you want more of your patronage as I've said to go to
Since of the pockets of YouTube when they certainly don't need it
Do it through stream labs if you can guys so stream less six three percent YouTube takes 30 percent pretty big difference
Much better. Yeah, pretty pretty big difference. Everybody get on board with stream lab
Yeah, because fuck YouTube YouTube's a fucking problem
Like he even said they're demonetized. They can't make money off of advertising because God forbid you would talk about a topic
There's two sides. Nope only one size allowed on YouTube
No freedom of speech allowed. I'll get off by my genome like so box. You think about the writers straight Carl
Guys guys, all right, so he's going around and having everyone introduce themselves and then and then this happens
Can you guys let me know if the frame rate looks okay if the audio sounds okay in terms of there's not like a
D-sync or if our oh
Holy shit twitch hello, Twitch, hello.
Is a bit rate scuffed on Twitch?
Hold on, I'll pull it up.
Chat on YouTube, first off,
are you able to load it in 4K?
Are you able to load the stream in 4K guys?
And do you have, oh, 1440 only?
1440? Oh, shit, okay.
The bit rate is scuffed, apparently, on Twitch.
2K, not 4K.
That's fine.
Does it look good, though?
On YouTube?
1440, only 2K, okay.
Um.
Awesome, I'm sure you guys sponsored that.
This is not going great.
Don't. Later, it's later on in the show fucking yeah
Okay, and then Twitch hold on let me pull up what continue to producing yourselves please and I'm just gonna check it on this
But what a great show. Yeah, I'm Shania. So I'm very familiar with the show very aware of it
I should say okay
It's been around a long time as As tons of viewers, I see clips,
people send me things, and a lot of people
have talked about in the past,
but I always see like these little clips
where I see that they have their shit together.
So I was surprised I was actually watching,
because if you're gonna do a show
that's five or six hours long,
you gotta have your shit together.
There's 20 good minutes.
Right.
That's showing up on you, dude.
There's so much of this where the guy is just rambling.
He loses his train of thought.
I give some examples
of that. The chance is saying that that Madison's Nazi helmet is pixelating. Can we fix that?
Right. Yes. Actually, since you brought that up, did you see this yet? And is you see them
talking to this group of people? Not this group. Okay. So do you know what Madison is?
The girl with the German war helmet. Is she on Ruggerly, I think she's okay. Okay. She doesn't say much
No, she's always she makes these weird faces. I get how what's going on with her
She's there is you know signing off on all the crazy shit that he's saying is that what it is?
I think she's like the Robin Quivers of the show
Dave man brain says that Brian is a men's right activist his logic is that men are sent to war
Therefore are more oppressed than women. Yeah, and I heard him say that too on a couple's right activist. His logic is that men are sent to war therefore are more oppressed than women.
Yeah, and I heard him say that too
on a couple of things I was watching.
And you could say that, but women are sent to war too.
I would just talk about how divorce works in this country.
If you want to talk about this unequal balance, divorce.
Yeah. Let's look at that, because it's fucking insane.
It's very hard to argue again.
Very hard to argue again, so stupid that is not.
Let's meet Madison now
Madison is a cute little Asian girl unlike other Asian girls not so bright
Not great. I've been microbiying stereo tape. Hello. My name is Madison. I'm H. What's your nickname?
I was just gonna get to that
All synonymous arch arch arch doots arch arch dook
Arch duke friend Arch arch arch dooch arch dooch dooch dooch dooch dooch dooch dooch are your
name's arch dooch from now on I'm arch arch dooch go ahead you're 18 keep
cutting me out I'm a T&M student at SPCC studying accounting rock and roll okay
cool so he answers a lot of things with Rock and Roll.
Move it on.
That's a percent.
I am assuming that she did not give herself that nickname
because she didn't even know the words.
Yeah.
I think he's like sending her up to fail or something.
Which is interesting.
Because she, yeah, she doesn't get involved
in the conversations very often.
She just kind of sets that and can see why.
You all right, good point.
All right, let's meet Jake.
So, Jake's the one guy on the panel.
Jake's got an interesting thing that he's up to.
Hi, thank you so much for having me.
My name is Jake, I'm 25 years old.
I own a swimwear brand.
I also run a community called Irational Optimism.
So, shout out to all my IOs that are watching.
And I also do sales for one of my best friends company.
He's called Launch Socials and shout out to Launch Socials.
I don't understand this generation now.
Like, everyone owns a company and runs a community.
I see you of their own.
Yes.
And you hear that a lot from all of these people.
They're just like, well, you know, I'm an entrepreneur.
I do this.
I do that.
It's like, okay, but your real job is that sales job.
You're talking about it at the end there, right?
Because that sounds like we're probably
what's what your real job is.
Trying to bury the headline.
Yeah, all this other shit that makes you nobody probably isn't like what you do for a living.
I don't know, if it's fun to have a hobby,
don't get me wrong, that's cool.
All right, so now they go around and they ask
about everyone's relationship status
and their longest relationship.
And these are most of the women are 22 years old, you know,
so they're gonna say,
I dated a guy for nine months once or something like that.
Not Liz.
Liz is fucking annoying.
And this is just, and I should mention this,
the way you get on the show is you DM them through Instagram
and request to be a guest on the show.
They're not plucking these people off the street.
Right.
These people want to be on the show.
There's a big audience they want to get on.
And I feel like a lot of people look at the views
and the impressions and the numbers and they're like, oh, I want to get on. And I feel like a lot of people look at the views and the impressions and the numbers and they're like,
Oh, I want to get my word out on this show with no research about what they're in for.
Because a lot of these girls just get fucking
I want to be popular too. Right. So this is Liz tried to be funny or whatever, but it's just fucking annoying. What about you? Married to the money?
My longest relationship was five years.
So you're single?
Married to the money.
So you're single?
Married to the money, yeah.
Married to the money?
You're in a relationship with the money?
Yes.
Okay.
Does it please you? Yeah
Like romantically not all the way everything you know mentally physically emotionally
Steer when when's the last time you were on the date?
Not with money, I guess so it's just like can we have a real conversation at some point?
Yeah, he played a lot for a minute like okay. Yep. I got it. Do you date man or women? Can you explain that please?
Like, I got it, you're following up here one joke.
Right, yeah, so it's just not working very well.
A super check comes in.
Now, you remember at the beginning, Brian says,
please don't super check us on YouTube.
We don't make as much money that way.
This person was not paying attention apparently.
And then we have sweet potato, or excuse me,
sweet tooth, hey sweet tooth, welcome back to the stream.
Thank you for all the support.
Lashow really appreciate it.
You dropped like a ton of memberships, Lashow.
So thank you so much.
That was a super stressful stream for me.
I was, yeah, it was technical issues out the wazoo.
That seems to be the trend here.
Technical issues.
He talks about computer networking and being
frustrated with his computer and all this stuff.
Like everything I watch, the same thing. Yeah. So this guy comes out with his $ and all this stuff like everything I watched the same thing
Yeah, so this guy comes down with his $70 donation. I did the math
Very good. Some kind of genius and immediately it's just like yeah, man last last show
I had a lot of technical issues. Well, he should be used to that I would think and then this is where our host Brian loses his train of thought
There's a couple of things going on here. I like Brian overall. I think he does a pretty good job.
But bringing on a bunch of people
who don't know how to be personalities on a podcast
is dangerous.
Oh yeah.
It's very dangerous.
You don't know what's gonna happen.
I'm gonna show an example of what does happen
when you let idiots have a conversation online together.
But Brian's gonna do a little bit of a better job
running the shipper or steering the ship I guess as they say
Equity and inclusion yeah start learning Chinese guys. It's it's done. Okay. Um
Yeah, okay, so
What's I gonna say? I don't know good times. Yeah, it's good times. I mean, I want to kill myself half the time
Did you see mad as it's basically like. I mean, I wanna kill myself half the time. She's just... Ah! Did you see Madison's face when he's like, start learning Chinese?
She's like,
Yeah.
The thing is, she's doing that randomly all the time.
Yeah, she is.
It's weird.
Just her and Jake are tripping on something, I think.
Maybe that's what's going on.
All right, that actually makes a lot of sense.
All right, so now, Vicki starts talking about herself
for some reason.
Nobody asked her. Good for you for learning the names of the people
I didn't fucking bother. I was like I can't
Someone's got to run a show around here bubble head one bubble head
Well, that's funny because at the beginning is they're all going on introducing themselves and talking about what they do for a living
He's he's writing it down writing it down and then never addresses them by name again. You yeah, what's your deal?
Hey, it's Mickey writing it down. Writing it down and then never addressing them by name again. You. Yeah. What's your deal? Rysha.
Hey, Tits Mickey.
What's your problem?
I don't know why he even does that.
I would not.
I would not.
Absolutely not.
OK.
Just want to check in here really quick with the chat
is the viewership, or sorry, excuse me, not the viewership,
is the video quality OK. just want to check in.
This is our first time streaming at a higher,
what's it called, like a higher quality.
So just want to make sure that the chat is,
or the quality of the video is okay.
One in the chat, if the video quality is okay,
there's not any dropped frame rates,
the audio sync is fine.
Yeah.
Okay, so that's every space. So wait, but okay, you'd have an issue with the guy who does porn.
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
That was the wrong clip.
I actually saved over the clip that I wanted to play there.
But basically this guy, as these women are talking, he's just, is not even paying attention.
I'll just go, all right.
What's the chat say?
Is, do we look at the sound, all right?
He's constantly checking on the tack.
Right.
Well, if you want to get into my clips,
shirt real quick, this is another great show
where they pay way too much attention to the fucking chat.
If I want, if I care about the chat, I'll chat in the chat.
All right, I'll read the chat.
I'll read the chat.
I'll type in the chat.
What I don't want is some asshole telling me
what's in the chat.
And that seems to be a staple of a lot of shows.
What's how they make money though?
You have to give paid money to in order to see the chat on the screen, right?
Is that what you're talking about?
Do you?
I think so.
I heard somewhere that you don't have to read super chats.
And you still get the money.
Is that wrong?
Well, that's true.
But the reason to encourage people to give you money is if you read the chat
and if you pay two hundred hours or more
Then they have an a i voice read it for you or for that. I know
Which I was in that just interrupts the show and it's like tell everyone to shut up. Yeah, someone gave two hundred bucks But all right, what's your number here clip one right? But yeah, let me do a couple of these chats
We already did this one. Whoops. Sorry
Let me do a couple of these chats. Oh, we already did this one.
Whoops, sorry.
Is it one man to pay?
Did I do this one?
Did I do this one?
Yeah, what is it?
Apparently, if you sit next to Brian,
you have to look scared to say,
pull him guys just a sec.
Oh, sorry, before I do the super chats,
I'm do something.
Is it kind of like a bad look to ask for a docks?
What?
Oh, yeah.
Yes, it is.
Hey, should I docks this put?
Because what just happened on this one,
that I found the newest episode.
Yes.
And it picks up in the middle of the stream
because these only fans, girls, got in the disagreement with him
and he kicked them off the show and one of them flashed her tits to fuck up the regulations. So this is the fall out of that
and what he's talking about here now is hmm that girl that just ruined my show.
I should sick all my fans on her and doxer. Oh yeah.
Not a good move right? So the guy in the red shirt next to him
is gonna talk him out of that and clip too.
Oh, concern McGee there.
Yeah.
They're brothers.
Is it kind of like a bad look to ask for a docks?
Don't, don't.
Not a dot.
Did I just, is it?
Yeah, it's too, it's don't even mention
for a same last thing, don't do that.
Cause I mean, I genuinely want to pursue like, if I get banned, if it has some negative consequences
on my channel, that was that was intentionally malicious. So I would like to pursue some
refaction. Sorry, no docks. You should you should you should just do that privately. Offstream.
Yes. Go ahead and still do it. But protocol should just do that privately, off stream. Yes.
Go ahead and still do it, but protocol dictates
that you do it off stream,
so you don't implicate yourself in the doxing.
Take it from a guy that revenge-porned
all his external friends.
It's still a bad look, but not many of his people will see.
Yeah, the people don't know about it.
That's his solution.
So he's talking about the terms of service.
Yeah, like, do I should I do that?
The guy's like, it's actually a guest
that turns the service with the YouTube.
So he's like, he's gonna try to fight the chick showing your tits
Which is a guest of the service with doxing her?
I mean it's a double webby here sir. I think this is a bad idea all around what you're pursuing cool down, man
Yeah, he's fired up right there. Wow. So I realized that this episode was kind of neutered by the one before it
So I went back to that because I was just just like, well, what did actually happen?
Can I see those tips?
Yeah.
Are all your clips from that other show?
No, but I do have more of that because there is a fallout.
And I don't know if this is related to your fallout or not.
Dude, I think there's a fallout on every episode.
Maybe there is.
Yeah.
Maybe there is.
Okay, let me play these clips and then we'll hit yours.
Yeah.
They're talking about the double-stater
That exists with men and women about sleeping around Brian thinks it's justifiable because of all the other double standards
And the fact that women are the gatekeepers of sex. This is every episode guys. Oh, I know. Yeah, I understand for some reason
Jewels is on a whole other thing and she wants to talk about abortion
Yeah, it's like it's like like, that was not the question.
Let's lighten the mood.
It's not abortion.
Not the question, you know.
But also, I think it's like you have to look at these situations
and how unique they are.
Like somebody, for example, like a girl in high school,
at a party and somebody, you know, she thinks she's drinking
something and somebody was something.
But what are you talking about here?
I'm just saying that like every situation is different.
And so to say, like one person is completely responsible.
Wait.
Like you're saying that women are the gatekeepers, right?
This is what you were talking about.
And I was just coming back to what she was saying kind of about how,
like, if we're just talking about abortion in general,
that every situation is really unique.
That's what I was saying. Okay, but I, we can come back about abortion in general, that every situation is really unique. That's what I was saying.
Okay, but I, we can come back to the abortion thing, but what I'm talking about here is the,
the double standard between men and women when it comes to the ease with which both of
the sexes can get late or get late.
Go uncomfortable, everybody else.
They're just like, why is she talking about abortion?
And someone getting drugged in a party and I have.
I'm feeling, what the fuck just happened here?
I'm talking about how easy it is for women
to need an abortion.
Yeah, right.
It's so easy for guys to get laid.
All they need is a pocket full of pills.
Smudge up into a drink.
It's just not fair.
And it's like, that's how we were talking about.
And so then a super check comes in.
And this is the example I was talking about
where AI will read it during the show
and he just kinda like has to interrupt them
It is hilarious because the superchester slamming these women
This is a parent listen to it
I think feminism has contributed to have toxic and horrible our dating culture is and it's a real problem
Yes
Hold on just a sec my My day this donated $200.
Oh my God. The thing.
Thank you, man.
Thank you, man.
In a sense, the low life selling herself for a few bucks.
Would rather be stuck in a septic tank than on a date with blondie.
Plus mute jewels.
Her voice is more annoying than a mosquito buzzing in her winner trying to sleep.
Ouch, Mike. That one's going to leave a bruise. Keto buzzing in her when her trying to sleep Ouch Mike
That one's gonna leave a bruise
He's ripping on jewels, but also Liz the 22 year old blonde girl here is not natural blonde
I would say she described herself as an entrepreneur
She was talking about all these things that she does and then it turns out she has an only fans pitch
Okay, now we got it.
That's the one who's married to me.
My CEO of my pussy.
Or whatever.
So I have to say, that is kind of funny
that they get interrupted with superchance
that rip out that, and this is like a voice reading.
You just have to sit there and be like,
yeah, I don't know, man.
I don't know, tell ya.
That's what Mike Davis says for 200 bucks.
I can't stop him from that.
So now, this is where things start to fall off the rails.
There's a trans debate that begins here and somehow Jesus is involved in it because
one of the women out here is very conservative and brings up Jesus and stuff.
Can't biologically and physically transition into a different gender.
And so like I said, I have a strange sense of that.
You can't choose.
Jesus really cares about whether or not you're transitioning.
Did Jesus, is there one time in the Bible
where Jesus many times he made the man and woman?
Where did Jesus say that?
Jesus came to forgive and spread love.
Like for Jesus for society.
Here's for our sins to live in his honor.
And Jesus died first in my life.
He's just leaving.
There's nowhere in our life where Jesus made
and they want me to have an end.
Yeah, what about the Jesus came?
Jesus wanted us about being too religious. Yeah, so Brian gets up in the leaves you're gonna go grab a snack and I think you wanted this to happen
They'll just start screaming at each other over the end houses
It's about being too religious so going through and saying you made us man and women. It's not a religious like
It's not even believe you said that.
Biological reality.
Okay.
So this is where the fun begins right here, obviously.
It's getting pretty spicy.
So Brian comes back with his, I don't know,
he's like fruit or something that he's eating.
His Christ flakes.
And you can see that he is loving this.
He is enjoying this conversation.
A most transgender's that transition fully, like their bottom part, Duke mit suicide. They were't enjoying this conversation. A most transgenders that transition fully,
like their bottom part, Duke mit suicide.
They were having true vacations.
They did.
You have to be more like,
he's like after the transition.
I'm sure.
That's why I think the generals are fucking bullshit.
Yeah.
He's over there just like eating his fruit salad or something.
He's like, looking over to the booth like,
I don't know what I'm telling you.
They're going nuts over there. He's loving it. He's like, looking over to the booth, like, I don't know what I'm gonna tell you. They're going nuts over there.
He's loving it.
He's lost control of his own show.
Well, he doesn't want to have control right here.
He's enjoying this.
So here's more of them screaming in each other.
And more of just the reaction's out to Brian.
And of course, Madison, she's just like,
is this okay?
Are we allowed to, like, have the beyond the fruits?
Yeah, yeah, so much.
Yeah.
I'm not trying to scream at you,
but it's just like, it just feels stupid to me. What's in here and be I'm just saying that. I'm just saying that. I'm just saying that.
I'm just saying that.
I'm just saying that.
I'm just saying that.
I'm just saying that.
I'm just saying that.
I'm just saying that.
I'm just saying that.
I'm just saying that.
I'm just saying that.
I'm just saying that.
I'm just saying that.
I'm just saying that.
I'm just saying that.
I'm just saying that.
I'm just saying that.
I'm just saying that.
I'm just saying that.
I'm just saying that.
I'm just saying that.
I'm just saying that. I'm just saying that. I'm just saying that. I'm just saying that. I'm just like my post is a dick, but like my exact gender role in whatever gender that associates with my friends.
Right, he's loving it.
And I like that he's just like I would talk right now,
but I'm eating this food, you know, just so happen.
And then there's Jake who's not eating
and is also loving it.
Yeah, I know.
I hate to join this thing.
Just so happens it's snack time.
Oh, geez, nothing I can do about this.
Five hour show is a long time.
I got a break for a long.
Of course.
So finally, he decides to change the subject. because look at we're not going to hash this out
on whatever we're not going to figure out this
debate that they're having. I think that for the majority of it, if we look at the statistics and the only long term study done it has done speed up.
Can you pull up S-Fon really quick? Can you pull up S-Fon?
It's one of the Instagram tabs. Okay, guys, would you date this man?
Don't show the follower, can't I?
I literally.
OK, so this is S-Fan.
He's a classic Chad World of Warcraft gamer.
He keeps scrolling down.
Yeah.
He's a girlfriend, no?
No, I don't think so.
He's a really cool guy.
He's got, look at his flow. He's got. He's a really he's a cool guy. He's got look at his flow
He's got really good flow and he's a paladin. He plays a rep paladin
Which you know like not the best DPS but like he he runs his guild
How would you describe that gentleman that he's showing in there and asking the girls that they would date him?
Yeah, I got Khan Khan guy. He's big
Bouncer yeah, he's a real big dude. I mean, yes, I can see that he might be
in the like advanced D&D or something.
Dick Masterson's cousin.
A little bit of that.
Yeah.
I can see that for sure.
By the way, I just watched, what's the name of that show
based on a true story.
Right.
I just watched the Dick Masterson scene.
Yeah.
He does a good job.
It was great.
It made me laugh when he mentioned that the thing
was putting his kids through college.
Yeah. It blew my mind. I was in the kitchen and he came on I recognize the voice
I was like what the fuck is happening right now. Yeah, yeah, he was good at it
I thought it was pretty good now you just saw clear attempt to stop talking about
Trans rights or whatever they were talking about moving on changing the subject right Vicki ain't having it
Vicki is not done yet.
She needs to explain to these idiots
that she is on the right side of history.
What you date him?
As long as he's not a prejudice.
Sure.
Well, I'm so confused.
I like, I can't take the redirect from that conversation.
I just have to make a statement and say,
you guys aren't even entitled to that opinion. Yes, we are.
Yes, we are.
I'm not entitled to that.
Okay.
We just have to stop it for real.
You guys are just like, wow.
Like, so, Brian tried to change his subject.
Yeah.
She's going back to it.
So he's back to his fruit.
So I was like, all right, then they go again.
It's just sad to me that there are people who can like think that way and like feel that way.
And I know that you think that it's a mental disorder, but people are like,
transgender people.
I know so much that 100% there's so much science on like, just answer the question.
Yes.
Would you would you date S-Fans?
No, I would not.
I don't know him.
He looked like a nut.
I'm not.
I'm part of him.
I'm just going to let me like stand up for like, transgender people.
Not we're redirecting the conversation so do you when you date them?
Uh-oh, I just think it's wrong
Vicky and having it to like not to segue I mean like I don't know
Sure like I don't fucking care at this
At the end of the day that conversation like everyone's gonna have their own
Imping and we're not gonna agree you know what I mean? I don't know why we're not still screaming about this.
Can we continue to scream about this?
Vicki, get your own show, how about that?
I thought we were gonna solve this issue today.
Yeah, I thought we were gonna solve it right now.
You ruined it with this Instagram guy.
I'm not gonna get anywhere.
I'm not gonna get anywhere.
I'm not gonna do this.
I'm not gonna do this.
I'm not gonna do this.
I'm not gonna do this.
I'm not gonna do this.
I'm not gonna do this.
I'm not gonna do this. I'm not gonna do this. I'm not gonna do this. I'm not gonna do this. I'm not gonna do this. I watch you, but I really don't think that they're like some disgusting like it's like
I've redirected the conversation, answer the question.
I just said I don't know him if he's sweet share, but like why can I sit here and talk
about it?
I mean, because I've chosen to redirect the conversation.
You can either accept that or you can leave your choice.
Yeah, for people out there who like are listening to this
And you got to say get out to me, but like
Yeah, no he got the last words out
So this is funny right here because I'm gonna get up to but thank you for having me. Okay, you can
So this is funny right here because I'm gonna get up to but thank you for having me. Okay. You can Nice meeting you
All right fucking out
So you got to get out so jewels took off you got get out. Oh, Vicki's still hanging
I think you're hanging out
Drill the guy's like a little squat make it a hat trick then
I don't give a shit bro. Okay, can you just leave like?
Okay, yeah.
We're together.
So I mean, I guess I have to leave too.
Sweet.
Sweet.
So yeah.
Nice meeting you.
Nice meeting you.
I'm saying.
I'm hooter is hanging out when you got me.
I thought everything would go swimmingly when I brought up Jesus.
Believe it happened just now.
Yeah, the girl in the black just walked the audience.
That was when I was picking up on where he was all prying.
This is over three hours into the show.
And so yeah, if you have nine people talking to each other for five hours.
That's what happens.
People get sick of fucking being there.
They're like, I gotta get on with my life.
I guess I'll just disagree with you
until you kick me off the show.
You're showing my tits.
Yeah.
So, Satan's pretty sweet, right?
Are you gonna go?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Damn it.
All right, so Andy, over to you, my friend.
Where did you pick up on?
Where did you pick up on?
All right, so that I had to rewind from where I started
to find out why the show is in the state that it
was when I first found it.
So in clip three here, this is the comment that the hooker says, Brian's not hot enough
to not pay for dinner if he took her out.
I see, I see.
Hold on.
Just a point of clarification.
I said that your problem is, is that you expect men to pay,
yet you do sex work.
What I'm trying to get at is,
is you have a rather traditional stance on who should pay,
yet you are quite non-traditional.
Okay, and my problem is that you expect girls
to go haves on the first date,
and you're not even that attractive.
Okay, add hominin.
I don't know what that means.
So he's using debate 101 Latin.
Right.
Not an only fans girl, and you know, you called me ugly,
so it's so fact, oh, you're kicked out.
But so that's why, you know, they get where they were going,
because she said that.
Okay.
Clip 4 is her actually getting,
I'm getting off the show.
Because I saw something else where he was talking about how,
he goes, I had to get a girl out the show because she said
I was a three and I consider myself a six.
Yeah.
That was kind of a funny line.
I don't know what to say, what it is.
You think I'm wrong because of my physical appearance
to want to split the bill.
I think she was saying that. Where'd you want to walk back what you just said? Do you want to let her answer?
No, I think she's going to go away.
It's came out of your mouth. She's not going to defend you.
Yeah, but my mouth goes on her pussy so she knows what I'm thinking.
Does that make sense?
You're not a sex worker. You know, it's going to You're not a sex worker. You're not a sex worker.
You're not a sex worker.
You're not a sex worker.
You're not a sex worker.
You're not a sex worker.
You're not a sex worker.
You're not a sex worker.
You're not a sex worker.
You're not a sex worker.
You're not a sex worker.
You're not a sex worker.
So he's trying to have an intellectual debate
with an idiot.
Yeah, with an idiot.
Yeah, with an idiot.
Yeah, with an idiot.
Yeah, with an idiot.
Yeah, with an idiot.
Yeah, with an idiot.
Yeah, with an idiot. Yeah, with an idiot. Yeah, with an idiot. Yeah, with an idiot. Oh, there's a lot of people not happy with the format of the show. Yeah, the cringe of the week one
where that ogre, she was a 10.
Yeah.
Somebody got all hold of that.
And was just like, oh my God, I can't believe this guy
told a room full of women that they're not tens.
Oh, well, that's stupid.
Okay, did you watch the clip?
Yeah.
But most rooms full of women are not full of times.
You'd be shocked to learn, Carl,
that a lot of women have a problem with the show.
Yeah, well right.
Yeah, but they put themselves in the situation.
That's why I pointed out they have to go through and say, hey, I want to be on the show
and then get chosen for it.
It's not right in law walking around and just fucking fucking with people on the street.
Yeah, right.
Just for asses and jeez.
These people are coming into the studio to sit there
for five hours and say dumb things. Right. All right. Get more on this. Um, I think it
goes back to the other one in clip five. He decides that he's got to rethink the whole
format of his show because guess what? Only fans, girls are kind of unruly and unreliable.
Okay. That makes sense. I think I need to seriously reconsider inviting girls who do
only fans or who do sex work to be on the show. On one hand, that's never happened before,
but like there's no way like a chick who's in college or a chick who has a legit job, no fence,
is gonna fucking flash her titties. But the chick who does, so you've got your paper
that we had to honestly, I didn't even read it,
so hopefully I'm not too fucked on that.
I own all my content.
All your, your, your, your firstborn son.
You should just require, like, hey, listen,
I need to take a photo of your ID.
And for you, it's like, hey, I need to prove
you're 18 to be here.
I need to take a screenshot of your photo ID.
Yes, yes, yes, you're right.
You do that. Well, in the future, yes, yes, you're right. You that shit.
Well, in the future, hey guys, in the future,
we're gonna have them put their ID
on the appearance release and we're gonna.
Yep, that's a good move.
Yeah.
So once they kick them off, I could dox.
I was gonna say, I just pre-dox them.
Why not just like when you introduce them,
tell them the address.
That's exactly what they're talking about.
Nice. That's kind of fun. I'm gonna do with gass at W.A.T.P.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, putting clip six. I think this is the last one from this episode
He's just at Lou Senz and bro. I gotta tell you bro. It's a real bummer bro. Oh, no, poor bride. Fucking like
So fucking childish. She's like fucking with my business there, bro. Yep
Delete pros delete this shit. Oh my god bro. I kicked her bro
I don't know what to do guys
It showed I think we have to end it and maybe we have to restart. I don't fucking know bro
Mill a second bro
This is such a huge show that makes so much fucking money and it's so unprofessional and
everything go well.
It's bizarre.
I wasn't expecting that.
That was the part that I was taking a back by and I'll say this.
When I started watching the show, I was actually, I forgot I was clipping for who are the
podcasts.
I'm like, this is interesting.
And then I'm like watching like, follow after follow and I'm like, oh I should be
fucking clipping this shit. I only said I forgot. watching like, follow you after follow you. And I'm like, oh, I should be fucking clipping this shit.
Oh, it's shit I forgot.
That's what I supposed to do.
So I was watching this other episode
and they're talking about a hypothetical.
Would you rather have a 21 year old girl
who's slept with 100 guys or 31 year old girl
who's slept with six?
So they're talking about body count
or what's the word for it?
Yeah, that's what they call that.
That's what they call that.
How many people you've slept with? All right, so now they have this girl Mary Morgan on and
Mary Morgan we've seen on the show before when Vito was on she does a show
She hopes a show called pop culture crisis. She's a weird-looking girl
But she's on like Tim Poole's network. She does this show
So you might recognize her me yeah, I go for 100 dudes
That's like you know show. So you might recognize her. Yeah, I go 100 dudes.
That's like, you know, no, I mean, I'm just like, you're like a jaded warbed at that time.
Like the next stick doesn't even matter.
It's a lot to like, I think six is a lot.
Yeah, but it's not a hundred.
It's not a hundred.
That's the, that's the, that's what we're talking about.
It's body count.
At some point, I feel like you reach a certain place in that it
just plateaus like that's what I'm saying.
Like a jaded warbed like after like, you know
What's it called the thousand cock a thousand cock stare like you know, it's just like all the same thing, you know
So
This hypothetical I thought was odd where Mary Morgan's just like 106 still a lot either way like well
They're like no, that's
31 year old with six people they've slept with, it's not a lot.
Because then they go around the room, they ask everyone
with their body kind of, it's not the chick on the right here
with the fake red hair and she's like a dweeb.
She's really into like Japanese culture and stuff.
She's like, I don't know, over 50, I don't know.
I don't know my number.
Is it something crazy like that?
Maybe today or?
Yeah, right.
She can't keep track, obviously. So then they go to Mary and she wasn't know my number. Is it something crazy like that? Maybe today or? Yeah, right. She can't keep track, obviously.
So then they go to Mary and she wasn't ready for those.
Mary?
Oh, that's, I didn't know I had to answer, but it's zero.
Yeah, it's zero.
Okay.
Ha ha ha.
That slut on that, he had to just like, what did she say?
Do I have to drink?
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
That's a fuck.
She's like, are we all gonna point in laughter?
Yeah. She looks like seriously taking it back by this.
Like, what's going on?
I don't care.
Wednesday has never fucked anyone.
What's the deal?
Up with that?
So, again, another example of Brian kind of losing it.
Broadcasting for five to six hours at a time,
I think would be pretty difficult.
Okay, um, what were we talking about?
Oh, I don't remember.
The body count, no.
So six.
And that's a number.
Is it real or real answering?
Mm-hmm.
Okay, all right.
Wow.
And by the way, this was a clip.
So they have another YouTube channel
that's just clips of this show
because the shows are so long.
Suddenly they put together these like 12, 13 minute long clips.
And this was good enough to be a clip of the show
where the guys like,
I, where are we talking about?
What's up?
And he's just staring at them.
They're just like, I don't know.
With two housewives and two foreign stars.
So one of the housewives said that she's had six
and he goes, is that true?
Say she's a boy, that's why I said that.
So then it turns into a whole quirk thing
where she's like, well, does suck it a dick count?
Cause then the network goes way up.
So now this gets super awkward
after she mentions that.
So one point, one point for Oral's X.
What's it?
What's it?
What's it giving that number?
You gotta give more info on your name.
On me.
All right.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Uh, I'll tell you guys my body count.
How about this?
This is like the dumbest.
That's right.
Does it include how many gifts you want?
I'm just so worried.
I think the best answer is, how about we sleep together and then you can tell me what
you think it is after we sleep together?
No, I understand it's like how much you have.
How about you decide you can?
Is that a proposition?
Is the proposition?
I think it's literally trying to fuck that chick.
Yeah, sound of that way.
Hey, I got an idea.
You want to know the answer?
How about we go bang in the back right now and then we'll talk about it.
And then it'll be that number plus one
How about we make a plus for today who's with the over here? Let's kind of fucked up that he insists that they tell him yeah, but he doesn't
Well, he doesn't disclose it what he did was he went around the room and then if someone's like I don't want to answer
He goes okay, and it moves on okay, because the name of this video is if body counts on a big deal
I want you to tell it. I want you to disclose it.
So I'm kinda like, make you think for a second or like,
maybe it is a big deal because I was thinking about,
and I'll ask you guys what you think about that hypothetical,
a 21 year old with a hundred, a 31 year old with six,
I mean, obviously we got to figure that everything else is equal.
Producer Chris, I'll ask you, which way are you going?
Well, I'm 51 so 31 so nice
You're going
I don't want to sound that old but 21 just seems a little young to me now. Yeah. All right. Should I change and a hundred sounds like a lot
My daughter's 31 so it's all weird. I guess
Interesting that hypothetical is you you would fuck your granddaughter?
What are we talking about?
I believe it was interesting the matter. Yeah, it's like it's like a a lot of mileage, but a newer car like you know
It was a rental for two years 100,000 miles on it. I get the
18 months old here I go. Oh, right or you get a you know, a little car that no one ever drove
It's just what the church on Sunday's like well
That's reliable. Yeah better shape and stuff
But I guess it also depends on what your goal is if you're just looking to get laid
It's gonna be a lot easier with the chick was already had 100 guys
The girl was
Question
What is the question? I don't know I don't know the question is anyway
Vagina I think that answers the question.
Right there, Andy, let's finish it up, buddy.
What else did you pick up on?
Okay, so after those couple of clips,
I realized that this show is just people getting kicked off.
It's just people hitting a point where they've had enough
or they disagreed enough.
So clip seven, this is like in-sell Jerry Springer
and Brian is just like kicking
people off. They call it rage quitting, but sometimes people are just like, eh, I gotta
go. I'm rage quit my rides here. Because you didn't last five hours.
What were you actually saying though? I said, I'm so bored and she said, let's go get
Chipotle. It's kind of rude, don't you think?
Are you?
I think it's kind of rude to be asking a woman
to explain something that she's explained so much.
You're on a dating podcast, man.
You're on a dating podcast, man.
And you think that you're dating a comparing
that to like, not like, or the story.
For the story, it was a point.
Like, I'm on a podcast where men are begging women
to explain themselves.
And I'm complaining about how women are having
to explain themselves. I'm asking. about how women are having to explain themselves.
I'm asked.
That is kind of like done.
Oh, so Brian's butthurt, because somebody called a show
boring.
So it does get boring.
Oh my god, tell me about it.
And I think Brian knows that.
Yeah.
Right into clip 8, this is her getting fucking kicked out.
Let's see who's butthurt.
The vibe is so bad.
It's really not.
You're the one who made it all.
It's been bad the whole time, and I'm sorry.
It was bad when people started disagreeing with you.
Right, right, coming on.
Sorry.
Okay.
You can leave.
Get up, leave.
You're shaking too now.
A, we're both shaking.
Okay.
You're literally can't watch me smile.
You can leave.
You can leave.
We would.
I should say we're shaking.
No, I really can't.
Okay.
Okay.
I got a gift for my number. Great. She's sleepy. Quick. Wow. No, I really like
Rage quit
Damn
Did you get for my number yeah You can provide number. Yeah
Mary's like a rage quit meanwhile Brian's like, get the fuck out. Yeah, that's fast. No, get on my studio
Yeah, then it was a little bit of an overreaction wasn't it? Yeah, yeah, and it happens all the time You'd think you'd be a little cooler about it. Well, of course
I guess that's what he's going for right because you get all these random people some are conservative some are lip rolls
Some are older some are younger and they're just like
Hey, what about dating aren't chicks the worst?
Yeah
I like how she took her time like when you get kicked out of class
You're like oh, I gotta get my pencil and oh my notebook and
Kick out of class look at this guy. I got a bit out of a bar. Yeah, we were recently gonna get out of a class
Jesus Christ Maybe don't remember.
All right, you got one more on here?
Yeah, I got one more.
There's, see, the guy in the suit,
he's on a lot of episodes,
but then there's this other dude, Chase,
who basically if you typed date rapist into an AI,
this guy would come out.
And thanks to YouTube,
because now they're just doing clips for us.
Okay.
So this is basically they consolidated
a 20 minute segment down into a one minute segment for us.
And this is some woman flipping out,
because Chase thinks that the Bible only says,
it's a man and a woman and trans people don't matter.
Yeah, well, here we go.
What really just talking?
Yeah, yeah.
Was it Norma Donald just as an aside,
talking about being a date rapist, isn the worst thing because at least you got the date
They're being at a rapist is way worse than being a date rapist like well, she wanted to go out
Yeah, there's a lot of dinner involved
Yeah, it's some charm going
Green Lantern said chase would you rather smash the hottest trans woman in the world or the oldest woman in the world the oldest woman in the world
Because then I wouldn't be gay. You really just want me to just
be a fucking me. I swear. Are you like, Chase, how dare you be transphobic?
Yes, actually, what the fuck do you mean? Yes, that was not a thing. Because if I had sex with a trans woman,
I'd be having sex with a biological man. I ain't if I had sex with a biological man. That's not gay.
I don't care if you're doing this for like whatever,
but like shut the fuck up.
Why don't you make me shut the fuck up?
Because I have an opinion that differs from yours.
She's right.
I mean, that's really his problem.
What she's not.
She's not.
A trans woman is a biological man.
Sue me, it's true.
A biological woman who's even happy trans friends,
that was too fucking far.
I may have thought who doesn't judge a Christian. Yeah. You know what God said it said he made the man and women I just told you I'm not gay. I'll pass on that
Thanks though
You shouldn't bring up cock at that point really yeah, the next time somebody asked you that question just say don't thank you
Don't answer it. People like.
Commit social suicide on a podcast.
Just to impress your pastor at Westboro Baptist Church.
I don't know.
So I didn't realize in this show, I thought it was just about like dating relationships.
I didn't know whether he would fuck a trans person or not.
Is that really whenever you have a so-called thing?
It's about anything the chant wants to be about.
Right.
Okay.
So that was from the chat.
Yeah. All right. Oh yeah. that was a question from the chat.
I see.
That blew up the show.
Oh, the chat.
What can it do?
What can't the chat do?
I love a chat.
It's always great.
All right, that leads us to our.
Gringe of the week.
Gringe of the week.
We got a few today.
Gringe of the week.
Gringe of the week.
Gringe of the week.
You know, I think this whole show has been
Gringe of the week so far.
Andy, you don't have to be here every Wednesday.
Yeah.
All right.
This comes in from Adam Thoreau.
Thank you, Adam.
Always going above and beyond.
And this is a show called Bird in the Proof.
And he says, fun fact.
I'll just put this in here for some context.
The previous few old, tiny episodes
that they're talking about took place in the 1980s.
Well, I did some research on this case this week,
and I'm excited.
It's a good change of pace after doing
the black widow cases and the old-timey cases.
This is from 2007.
Oh, so about 15 years ago,
but still not like super old-timey.
There's still like pictures and stuff.
So as Anna points out, pictures have existed in both the early 1900s as well as the 1980s.
And she's like, do that, that was not dual timey.
I mean, we had cameras.
You're right.
Pictures are in my hand and not on my phone.
Right.
Old timey.
All right, so that's kind of fun.
And then Samu, Samu,
Tolvonen sent in a Harrison Young clip and we haven't tied to my Harrison Young in a minute. So this is kind of exciting.
He's interviewing these two actors and he wants to talk to them
about whether or not they play sports. They don't.
But that's not good.
Some here is like it already.
I guess I'm Harrison Young from telling you say very odd story about what he's up to
when he's home.
He invented a game.
Dude, this is insane.
I was mesmerized by those.
Okay, what about, let's see, you haven't written anything.
You both look athletic.
You play sports at all. Did you ever? I mean, I go to written anything. You both look athletic. You play sports at all?
Did you ever?
I mean, I go to the gym a lot.
But when I was younger, when I was in school,
I actually haven't played like any school sports.
I did little league for a couple of years.
I wish I did.
I was too fat.
I was actually kind of a pudgy kid.
Yeah, yeah.
I kidnap, let me forget it every day.
I was good hit at all.
I was basically stuck in my room playing video games.
My mother's like, you need to go out and do something.
Oh, I know.
I know.
I basically played sports against my own will.
But I wish now a few years of pass
since I've been out of high school.
I wish that I actually played sports.
But not to late, you're still a young guy.
Yeah, yeah, I yeah always but you know
it's just like I'm gonna get joined join a softball team something like you know one of those
woodcutters should have kind of things yeah but it's not listen I well I'll tell
all right I'm gonna tell you someone got something like I you just mentioned baseball right
little league yeah so I play this baseball game in my living room every day that I've been doing
for 18 years and it's part of my exercise ritual and it's very it's a great game. I invented
it myself. I'm very creative. I had a couple of cats. I went down back on May 1, 1996. I went
down to train for a job as a salesperson at the time and didn't take, but I did when I
got my first cat, we started this pet store and joined Stone and joined Stone around and
I picked up these toy balls. My cat didn't like them a lot, but I had this ice scraper with the edge broken laugh and
I invented a baseball game and then I didn't really invent a really challenging form
it for nine more years.
But on February 9th, 2005, I began the series, it was right after the Patriots won that
Super Bowl in 2005.
And ever since then I've been playing every day. You have 109 championships to date.
So I'm just saying, I have 14 years worth of
score sheets in my closet.
And I have enough room for about 34 more years worth.
And that's eccentric, but that's me.
And people that are creative are eccentric.
And oftentimes, it's a plus.
Because for me, people think it's a bizarre
that I do that, but it's running around,
hitting baseball, hitting a ball, a tattoo in my living room every day, but it's good exercise
Yeah
Can you read rap it up?
Hold on it gets crazier you guys are following this right? He's had a hundred and nine championships
But this league is a good self. Yeah, that's not even just games. I'm just playing against the cell
Oh, that's a tire season. Yeah,, yeah. It's a tire of season.
Playoff runs and everything.
I can beat the shit out of my cat, that's great.
And it's good for the mind too, because it keeps you focused.
And so there's nothing wrong with doing something like that.
That's being, there's no limit to how the way it's to being creative.
It's not like you're not hurting anybody.
There's a lot kinds of cool stuff you can come up with.
You didn't hurt your cats, did you?
No, the cats look.
So I either hit the balls hit them sometimes,
but they were all, that they were soft nerf balls, but it's interesting
you should mention it. My cast are both gone. They crashed the bridge, but in 2020, the
upgraded the balls, the like soft rubber. A phone rubber used to be just soft sponge nerf
and it's better now, which got my just more zip-winter. And I used to worry that, because
I got my no furniture in my living room, so that's where I play it. And I moved into my house 15 years ago, I knew I needed a living room with those dimensions,
and I filed it, and I said, I'm moving in here, and it's been a great run out of the sense
to be copied to the floor like a baseball diamond with green carpet, and it's perfect.
So, but yeah, the cats didn't get hurt, and I still enjoyed every day, but I'm saying,
haven't touched can sometimes inspire you to come up with stuff like this.
Yeah, for those of you just listening, there is also a female guest who is
wisely not interjecting.
Yeah.
One eye out.
They're like, four is yours.
You've a living room with no furniture in it and a baseball diamond
carpeting on the floor.
Please go on and a game that you play against yourself every day.
Am I allowed to leave?
Yeah, I get kicked off. Yeah, wow. I have to retire my cats Jersey because I passed away
Even for Harrison young I know this is crazy talk. He looks slightly crazier here. Yeah
slightly god hell
But at least he's wearing that thing I like that one suit that he owns
Our old word of the wedding
so We're still on Christmas week then we can move on another important thing like the wedding
Do you have some thoughts on the episode then we put out episode 420 but
John Marlow the guy helps me out with all my MLC and Chad clips.
So apparently, Chad doesn't say,
he doesn't just stream Snipe, Mr. Hose Company,
he also does Ray DeVito's podcast.
I thought he couldn't do that anymore.
He's doing it again.
What is wrong with him?
He's that's how he's got.
Well, yeah.
He doesn't know what else to do.
Correct.
So Ray DeVito has like 80 people watching his stream,
which you could un-ray.
But the fact that there's somebody out there
stream-sipping it, is it?
No one even does just to begin with,
let alone what you're adding to it, Chad.
So this is kind of fun,
because someone in the Super Chat mentions Anthony Keedis,
and then this, I guess this is what check is there to be content these days
Resolence the your chemistry is denyable. I'm a loving that. Can you make sure on a be gangster thinking?
He's a wise guy rob another bank. He's a slap him in the eye guy
Take head mr. Bonnie in Clyde guy look him in the eyes not my kind of guy
Mr. Bonnie in Clyde guy looking in the IE's not my kind of guy ever want to be Confusion proof putting sweet but to a Loufa orange eye girl with the black
Side-do said yo homie who you talking to faster a baddie whack macca dawn a cats
Ask one up a court to the court of the middle class boredom storm on board and
face add a little less to the funky ads flea pace most in the greatest just
lose their race.
Black is holy in all of space.
Crooked as a hook and now suck my thumb.
Anybody want to come get some if you have to ask.
You'll never kind of like I know you guys want to hear like.
And then he's like, of course,
it's a perfect.
I was.
Yeah.
For the first.
For the first.
It's perfect.
Of fucking course. He loves the ride-hatchilly peppers.
It's got some great taste to this guy.
Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse.
Yep, so this is interesting because in this next clip that John Marlow sent me, you'll
notice how pathetic Ray is.
And Ray, and I had some comments about this like, Gino was going off on Ray on my show this
past episode
But Ray man, I don't know if that's your thing your gimmick, but Jesus dude. It's it's getting weird
The reason I'm playing this though is because this is an example of Chad not doing a show if Chad is
reacting to what Ray is saying this is a good time to maybe react to it and he would have a comment
Yeah, and something here.
Chad, but I think that like Chad fell into the thing that I did with whatever where he's
just watching it now.
He's forgetting that he's doing a show.
He's just watching because what's the way he reacts.
It's kind of like real.
The greatest athlete I could ever fucking see.
I mean, he's just the way he is.
And it's just, it's not even time I Jordan, by the way, hot take. Great athlete of all time.
Michael, who? You're like, that's Michael Jordan. But I don't know, and my girlfriend's like,
Hey, I want to fuck Michael's room. Like, yes, please do it. Please, where you go,
fuck Michael Jordan. Yeah, but you also have no self respect and no girlfriend. So this is like
hypothetical on hypothetical. It's just I'm over it.
Okay. Like that's Michael Jordan.
Fuck get it bro.
I can get an autograph.
Uh, Dr. Chowdall and I it's good.
Chin. Yeah.
And Raydemio just said, if he had a girlfriend of he doesn't, and she wanted to fuck Michael
Jordan, he'd be excited about it.
Even, even, even a lease not here is going to your loser.
Why would you say that?
Just to say, I fucked Michael Jordan.
Yeah, right.
Just like I also feel that way about Michael Jordan.
Holy shit.
Chad, come on, man.
Your ears got to perk up when Davidus said talking about how he
wants to get cocked.
When a meatball comes across the plate.
Yeah, fucking take a swing.
Yeah, this guy, this guy's like that guy who just like is waiting for strike three and that hill fucking impressive
I like I look like swing and just now that was the time
Anyway, let's address this
Ray DeVito hate from Juno Biscanti now episode 420
We had a cottage that we were staying at for Christie's wedding and people were complaining about the guests
that we had on the show.
I will say that it was supposed to be Anthony Cumian.
Now Anthony and Gavin McGinnis had a show
the night before in Austin, Texas.
So they were flying in from the central time zone
and they had to find new work
and then drive all the way to the cat skills
to get to this wedding.
So I thought he was gonna be there.
He was not.
Anthony didn't get there in time to do the show. And I'm staying with with Gino and of
course, Missine and a bunch of other people and, you know, Alex, Tyne came over and listen,
I knew it was going to be difficult to get a word and adjuice. But for the most part,
and the internet was terrible. So it was really hard to watch the video clips and stuff
because I was trying to get it on the iPads and sometimes it was freezing up and stuff like that.
But whatever there's over 200 comments about this episode between Patreon and Reddit.
And I know it's not a great, I know it's not our best episode.
But the most talking about episode of all time is also everyone's least favorite, the music special.
So there's something to this.
You gotta change it up from time to time and try things.
Do you want every episode to be exactly the fucking same?
Of course, you gotta try something sometimes.
That's what I think.
And then a little people are just like,
well, what's Carl just gonna do fucking shows with Cheetleham Acadins from now on?
I don't know.
No.
And that definitely not.
Do you think Chrissy's not gonna get married for another couple of years?
How about no show or this show?
You can hit those of your options.
And if you turn it on and you're like oh
I don't I'm not enjoying this then stop listening and that's the no show. I think I said most people did
Cuz I wasn't planning on doing a show it was actually my wife you said Kurt
Why don't you bring all the equipment all these people that have been on the show?
We're gonna get all these people who are friends and fans of WTP
We can all hang out and do the show. Oh was like, oh, yeah, we can do that
So I mean, it was a lot of fucking work bringing on. I've mentioned this a few times now
bringing all of my gear down to record this episode and I listen back just today
Just to get a fresh perspective on things and I have to say I love Geno
But he was getting real serious about stuff and I did start calling him out on it
But it was odd to me that he was trying to interject
actual feuds with Ray DeVito and political views. I'm like, that's not what this show is. What are you doing?
And this thing with Ray DeVito, I'm actually, I gotta talk to him about, maybe I'll call him to a show or something.
Because he's like mad at Ray DeVito.
Oh, because he doesn't think he's a good guy.
Yeah, his quality of stand-up is-
Who cares?
Detracting from the art of stand-up.
Yeah, like your man about that gives a shit.
Give him a shit to get better, maybe.
Tom, this is a terrible comic and we love him.
We love him!
I'm like, we're sucking in comedy.
I love rate of hate over sucking in comedy.
Turned it into fatter.
That's what is the problem there.
I don't understand it.
So anyway, I apologize. I know it wasn't a regular
episode. I knew it was going to be an uphill climb with how we were doing things and what we were
doing. But I just want to let you know that I read the comments. I'm addressing it now. I agree
with everyone who says it wasn't our best episode. A hundred percent. I am with you on that. I was
trying something different. Yeah, light hits in the way Geno is there
And now the three of us are back here in the basement. You happy? Yay the wood paneling drink it in
Here we are and I have some breaking news for us everybody this I would not have made this video
Personally because I knew about this before this came up today and I was a little surprised that this video was made
But it was.
So I might as well play it for you.
This is my buddy Vinny the attorney.
It's been on this show before.
Friends with Shuley.
Friends with Stuttering John Melendez.
In fact, he was a co-host with Stuttering John
for a short while.
Yeah, it was fantastic.
Well, he's been in communication with Stuttering John
and he has a big announcement to make.
Yeah.
Morning, Stuttering John fans.
Have I got some breaking news for all of you?
This is Breaking News.
I have spoke to the one and only, Stuttering John.
John Melinda is my friend.
Let me repeat that for all you haters and trolls.
I like John as a person.
Yes, yes, flaws, just like all of us, but throughout it all, I have never betrayed John
nor would I.
John and I worked together to build his YouTube channel from 4,000 subscribers to what it is today.
When I began to help him, he had multiple videos that potentially would be taken down
due to copyright.
The thumbnails were not proper and the overall channel just didn't have much direction with
my help and guidance.
He built it up to what he has today.
I had access to John's email, John's password, John's hiring YouTube account.
I've never done anything nefarious to John nor would I. We were friends and business partners
working together. I receive a lot of text from people claiming to be John and sometimes
I respond sometimes I don't, but John and I have a secret code word that none of the imposters
know and that leads us to something that happened yesterday. Is it core? Coincidentally, I was on the And I have a secret code word that none of the impostors know.
And that leads us to something that happened yesterday. Is it core?
Coincidentally, I was on the phone with AJ Benzo talking about some unrelated things.
And I receive a call from an anonymous number.
Generally, I don't pick up unknown numbers.
And I didn't have any strange feeling that this would be someone that I knew.
I just picked it up randomly.
And that number was.
And I.
Hello. Now, John, I haven't it up randomly. And that number was. And I, blue.
Now, John and I haven't spoke to each other in about a year.
We've text and we've emailed, but we haven't spoken.
I told Ben's I would call him back and I spoke to John.
Yeah, you're like, I congratulated him.
I'm just saying I have a celebrity out in the line here.
I need to,
Bigfoot is calling me.
I need to let you go.
Daughters graduation and we spoke about our families and things like that. Then we got into some interesting
Details about what John was really calling for. He said he was upset about a lot of the lives that were being spread on
Netanyahu. He wanted to address it somehow. So first a few updates about John. One, he's not moving to Florida
He told me just purchased a beautiful house in California
which he put six figures down. He told me that he is so weird because John wasn't telling him
this information because he thought Vinnie was going to go on and do this show. That's just the
way John thinks and talks. I bought a house. I put six figures down. Oh yeah. Okay, whatever.
John thinks and talks. I bought a house, I put six figures down.
Oh yeah, okay, whatever.
It was two at a time, but two four six.
Bords and that he's planning on becoming a science teacher.
We then moved on to our mutual disdain for Shule and Carl.
A joke who said that if he was in a room with other them,
he would punch them immediately.
Good joke. Then I asked John if I could in a room with other than he would punch them immediately. Good joke.
Then I asked John if I could approach those two with a proposition.
Let's do one final show where he could confront those two aspiring comedians.
No holds barred.
Any issue could be discussed.
I was intrigued.
So we started to talk about the financial terms.
The amounts being spoken about that John would have to be paid range from either $400 to $40,000. No joke. We worked out some of the preliminary details, and as
soon as I find out any more confidential information I will disclose it here. There are a few
updates that John wanted to convey regardless. First, he is still mad at Kumiya for speaking negatively about his kids. Number two, he is in the best shape of his life, having just completed a half marathon.
He shut the fuck up.
He did not order Hitman Dan to pay a visit to Shule.
John claims that Dan took it upon himself to pay that visit, and he had nothing to do with it.
For John, he's not afraid to confront Shy or Carl, who he believes is gay in any type of
form, including a ring, but he'll do it face to face for via live show.
But he wanted to reiterate that he was a writer on the Howard Stone show on the Stephanie Miller
show.
The late night show with Jay Leno.
on the Stephanie Miller show, the late night show with Jay Leno. And he was also the head writer of the Korean, a dual bar roast six John wanted to address money issues. He claims that someone on
Reddit is making false claims that he goes child support and that he can't pay his bills. And John
wants to make it very clear that that is not true. In addition to putting down six figures on the new house in California, he also has two
pensions.
He said he's getting payments from the first pension now.
And when he turned 60, he received an additional payment from an additional pension fund.
If he turned 60, yeah, right.
If he turned 60.
But he said the best shape of his
life. Is it the best shape of his life? I find out even even better than when he was
training for that boxing match that he won. I don't know if you remember that. I've been
on dabblers anonymous recently. Wow. Looking so great. What's talk about that because he's
not good suits. And that was an honor. It was had a good thread here. Then I wanted to
share that I'll dress what Vinnie's talking about about this man does not know how to wear a suit that middle one is the recent photo
Okay, the middle one. Yes, so this is this is from this graduation class that he's doing now
He's been sharing all these pictures and he cannot talk in his fucking shirt. Oh god damn it. It just cannot figure it out
I don't know why this is so difficult for him
But for a clip on tie. I mean straighten it out. I don't know why this is so difficult for him.
But for a clip on Ty, I mean, straighten it out.
Come on.
Is that Harrison Young on the right?
It's a good looking guy.
You gotta give him that.
I actually have a meeting tomorrow to discuss this whole John coming back show.
It might happen on the Who Are These Podcasts YouTube channel.
I hope it does.
And I hope people are allowed to super chat.
And we can get the questions from the the dabblers out there
and dabblers anonymous because apparently this is gonna happen.
Now I as soon as I saw many made this video,
I texted him like, what are you,
why are you jigsawing that?
What are you doing?
Yeah.
Hopefully this is not gonna be a jigs.
And this is actually gonna happen
because that would be amazing.
That would be monumental.
Now the other giant news in the world of Stuttering John
is this article that came out about his daughter
at UC Santa Barbara.
Do you guys hear about this yet?
She was on whatever podcast.
There was an article that came out,
I'll pull it up here.
This is not, I'm not here to talk about people's kids.
You know my policy on that, but if someone's gonna, yeah, somebody's observing and reporting
So it's gonna write an article about it and there's gonna be some crazy shit set in it. I'm gonna talk about it now
First off, people like to point out that John's daughter looks like Bob a booey, and I don't think that's appropriate
I don't think that's funny at all guys.. That's not fair to either of them, really.
You're right now.
Gary Nellbonte is like, fuck you ass.
So, William Melinda says her experience with food insecurity sparked
new graduate William Melinda's passion for sustainable food studies.
Now, in this article, this is what's crazy.
Let me read what was written in here.
She describes herself as a low-income queer student
from urban roots.
John has never mentioned.
He has another daughter whose LGBTQ.
Plus, so that's odd.
Oh, this isn't the...
No.
Oh, okay.
This is the daughter who was born early.
Well, you know, kids think that they're supposed to say that they're non-binary now.
Maybe.
They just think that-
I'm just surprised that John wouldn't brag about this.
Seems to be his ammo.
Yeah, that's true.
So, I'll just read a quick thing from the article.
It says, working as a low-income queer student from urban roots.
I know firsthand what it's like to feel hopeless in navigating the food system, Moana does said in her 30 year college, she dealt with housing and food insecurity
while she and her partner moved between temporary housing. And then she says as a student who
faced homelessness and food insecurity, stop right there. Stuttering John's daughter is claiming
she faced homelessness. She's claims to be urban roots. They grew up in Calabas. I'm sorry,
what is food insecurity? You're hungry?
Yes.
Okay, I think.
But also, I think it's talking about the fact
that it's hard to get a vegetable.
Yeah.
I think she's a vegetarian or a vegan or something.
So there's food deserts or something.
There's what I'm hearing.
Okay.
Please explain those.
One time their lease was up.
Yup.
And they had to find another apartment.
Yup. If they didn't find one, they would have been homeless.
Luckily, they found one, but they faced being homeless when they had to find a new apartment.
That's what she's saying.
So I'm glad to hear you say that because the consensus from Daebler's Anonymous,
and I usually trust their opinion on things, is that the apple doesn't fall far from the tree that she's lying
Just like her father she's just making up stories about because urban roots
They never lived in downtown. I mean, all right. Was she born when they were still living in New York?
Maybe but I think she grew up in a mansion to kill bass this hard dad worked on the tonight's show
And I don't know what happened after they got separated or divorced or anything like that.
But if John was paying his child support,
then she wouldn't be a poor person
facing food insecurity.
So I don't know what to believe
because all of these things could be true, honestly.
So it's just bizarre and it's just celebrate the fact
that she's gonna go to school forever and try to,
I don't know. So she's saying donate to me
And I'll make sure that the money goes to feeding food insecurity and
I think so. Yes. I'll make sure holy shit. So that's just craziness right there. What a weird thing to come out. Yeah, John's daughter
Who's in college right now or or graduated college, is poor and queer.
He's never mentioned these things.
And you see Santa Barbara, people are talking about like,
well, this is a really expensive school.
It's not crazy.
If you live in California, it's about $60,000
for the full four years.
So it's a lot, but as far as college goes,
that's not.
That's pretty good.
Anything nuts.
Santa Barbara is nice too.
A low income queer student from urban roots.
Yeah.
Wow.
Hey, chat GPT, get me into Santa Barbara College.
That's what this letter is.
Well, right.
That is a good point.
Yeah.
Because people were talking about they were surprised.
They don't bring up the fact that she has a Puerto Rican heritage.
Because you would think that would be another thing.
Oh, a poor and queer and Puerto Rican, you know, but I guess diversity hernase mojones. So I guess they're like,
yeah, that box has already been checked. So we're good on that front. All right, let's get
to the fun stuff. You guys ready for for don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show.
Because that's absurd. We have more song parodies coming in. Keep them coming everybody. We're in the midst of
a petty puke water song parody contest right now. And Adam Thoreau coming up big as always
with his petty parody. I've come to lag with you again
This connection is creeping
Pixelation in my kids screaming
And the glitch is of the cactus inside my brain
That's stirring in me. This is inside my brain.
This is inside my brain.
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Perfect length too.
Yes, all right.
Mr. Magenta, if you didn't listen to last week's episode,
you should because we played some petty song parodies.
Mr. Magenta actually was able to hire
Paddy to sing his song.
Well, I guess Paddy wasn't happy with how they turned out.
And Mr. Magenta decided to do his own song this time.
This is Lips of a Retard. How do you why you're begging for money so hard?
I thought you would have moved on by now.
His kids in the next room and I think they're begging for food.
I'm glad he never really moved on
It's really good to hear your voice
Say Carl's name, it sounds so sweet
Coming from the lips of a retard
Here in you, Spurgus, such a treat
And I hope he never says goodbye
Cos Patty makes it hard to be hateful
With the brain of a retunnel I Missing Majette they're well done sir and then we have one more from Carl's Clubfoot on
Our discord there is a song parody channel that I always forget to check and someone gave me a heads up
so this is
Help is our from Carl's Club. Oh Carl's fan base mentally Make fun of people online while your girlfriend is rotting in the basement.
Yeah.
How bizarre.
How bizarre. Trey Peacock's not around.
Sweet Carly ran away.
Alone in the closet, recording all day.
Ask do you party with no electricity?
Like a fish to water.
I do it for free.
Quit my fast food job, but I never drop the fries.
Invite me on your podcast.
I won't agree.
How bizarre.
How bizarre.
How bizarre.
Pass out in the bathtub as I think up a new name.
Gotta keep changing it because I'm afraid of the fame. Ha ha.
Prosley Red and Glitch Fredberg then Patty C.
Ha ha ha.
Now my puke water looks like spaghetti.
How bizarre.
How bizarre.
How bizarre. Oh baby, oh baby, it's making me crazy.
It's making me crazy every time I look around.
Every time I look around.
I'm assuming that's AI or also what does a very good
patty and fresh.
That was very well done.
Thank you.
It offerings this week.
Yes.
And I'm going to play a little bonus here
because Brian Broderick also said in a paddy song,
but he also said in this song a few weeks ago that I missed.
And I played it on the creep off,
but it's worth playing again.
This is called Vinnie's Fat.
It's about Vinnie Paulino.
My co-host of the creep off.
Monday's at 1 p.m.
I'm the creepep off YouTube channel And round heart disease is going to take you back.
It helps us one of my favorite songs of all time.
I'm running Ken.
I'm not fat.
I'm Big Band.
I'm not fat and round heart disease is going to take them down.
That's not funny if I buddy Vinny.
We're happy birthday Vinny.
It'll be your last. Guys, we do have a to catch an alien. We have a new
review girl segment coming up that I'm excited about. But first, I think we
need a little bit of a palette cleanser here. We've gotten pretty deep in
this episode, guys. You know, we've we've really dug in to some important
issues. Jesus, let it trans. Yeah. so let's have a little bit of fun.
Let's have some levity here.
Because when I was doing the show with the great Missy B,
the Nassau great Gino and Alex last week,
we were playing Scorch telling jokes
at his radio show.
I didn't get to all of them.
Oh.
So I got some ones for us to check out here.
This is the great Scorch. Should I laugh at the for us to check out here. This is the great scorch
Should I laugh at the setup also?
It's one year that the punchline ever died
Exactly if you if you're not aware scorch does a morning show in
Altoona, Wisconsin, which I did look up after I think Geno said this on the show I think he was googling it
The population is 8100 people. I don't know how this is there's a radio station there. It doesn't even make sense. Like you could literally put a cassette tape on everyone's
car in the parking lot and get to all 8100 people. It wouldn't be difficult. So this is the
great scorch with his co-host T-Rai and scorch is going through a whole bunch of jokes that
he found somewhere. About this one, about all the inventions of the last hundred years, the dry erase board
has to be the most remarkable thing that's killer.
Killer?
It's killer.
Because it makes me want to kill myself.
It's remarkable.
This is the work that so many levels, Andy.
Fucking, when you get up in the morning and
Alexa is just like, oh, you know the weather is this and that yeah, have you ever has it ever gone? Hey, do you want to hear a joke about dogs? I don't like I don't talk to like oh shut the fuck up
No, you're roll away
That's where he's getting all this shit. I assume I assume that too because these are the corneus of cornball jokes
Well, let's keep going as I get older
I remember all the people I've lost along the way
Maybe career as a tour guide was not the right choice
To T-Ryze credit
Nothing she's looking at him like can we talk about anything else?
I was a jury duty yesterday.
Can we talk about that again?
You know, I don't want to talk about it.
I can't talk about it.
Let's talk about that.
All right.
So the joke that we played on the previous episode,
where he says,
French fries weren't first made in France.
They were made in Greece.
Now I was going to circle back to Greece for this joke.
I remember it right.
I think T-Ri enjoyed this one.
Here's another one about Greece.
People in Athens really get up before sunrise
because Don is tough on us.
Thank you T-Ri.
Oh God.
All right.
All right.
Funny that she likes the dishwasher joke.
She's like, oh, I can write to that one. Yeah, no, I know about Don.
It is tough, I agree.
He's, all right guys, and now I know what you're thinking. He's gonna bail on this segment and just be like, guys, I'm sorry.
I even did that. Of course. Nope. Oh, and there's two more
that I want to give you because these are cool.
Pretty funny jokes. Just fight for it. The sad part is the scorch goes I got two more cuz these are really funny jokes. No, they're not
They're terrible if this is what you think comedy is it explains your career. Yeah, yeah, it's easier than trying everybody
Jesus all right, well, let's hear these last two now that we're here
Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon?
I'll do this one first.
Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food.
No atmosphere. No.
This dude is fucking corny.
This is fucking Christ.
I think I heard Ed Sullivan tell that one.
Pretty good.
All right, last one, guys.
Did you hear the one about the uh, about the corduroy pillows?
It's making headlines.
You know, maybe I need to go get a burrito or something, because I'm just, I don't know if please stop me.
I'm not finding humor
in his dad jokes to the X if you need any of these if you miss any of these I will do some more on these
scorch and a morning extra podcast
maybe later on today he's teasing more of those
yeah someone's in their car going that's the last one
no
it can't be the last one's card oh I can download a podcast near more of these okay good now I feel better unbelievable I can't be the last one's cards. Oh, I can download a podcast. They're more of these. Okay, good
Now I feel better unbelievable. I can't believe that exists that music bed. I know I think everywhere he goes
He has a music but a techno. Yeah, thing
It's fucking insane
Lethargic with that show sound without it though some old man. That's true reading a joke book
I just think he's been doing this so long.
He's got a music bed everywhere he goes.
Yeah.
But that music bed, when you listen to the entire show,
because they put it out as a podcast
and you know these are just segments
that are doing in between playing songs
and whatever they're doing.
Music bed is exactly the same, every single time.
So I would think that's torture for the hosts,
but I don't know the listeners,
but the host hearing that in the background,
every time we're talking.
I think it just reminds Scorch that he's alive. Yeah,
probably also helps with like mouth noises and stuff. Actually, maybe I should have
editor at yeah, or dying noises. Yeah, I was just thinking I had to get at the editor
to pop that in. Oh, it's an idiot persona here. The EDM, Jamie, I'm saying the
L speed here in his mouth
Don't trigger me like that. I should have played. Oh my god. I'm such an idiot. We played
Harris and young guy. Oh, he finally comes back my bad. It's been so long since we've enjoyed the
Styling's of Harris and young all right At this time we're gonna bring in everyone's favorite contributor to WATP
Oh, hello. Hey, Kaira.
How's it going, buddy?
Welcome back to New York State.
Thank you.
We missed you.
I was in New York State long time.
Yeah.
I get your job, buddy.
Nobody.
But nobody missed you.
Nobody missed me.
Listen, my folks texted me.
Not nobody.
Somebody missed you about the Stuttering John thing.
I was $3 away from my goal of getting the interview.
And I've been foiled again.
Dude, don't blame me.
I had nothing to do with this.
This is all Vity.
This is all Vity the eternity working behind the scenes on this thing.
But I did get a scoop with my Andrea Broward interview last night.
Please do tell patreon.com slash card of electric.
I know.
She did confirm that John did
contact all the moderators trying to ramp up for a return to YouTube whoa
whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa is this really true yes check the video out at patreon.com
slash card of electric or become a member on my YouTube channel yes she a
couple weeks within the last couple of weeks. She said John was reaching out to moderator trying to rebuild the team. I heard Benny local was nothing to do with our people having that.
Yeah, Benny local told him to go fucking self.
Yeah, I don't think anyone's gonna want to do this with John the way that he went out.
He kind of loved everyone. I may have burned a bridge or two.
That's life.
You kind of love to everyone. I may have burned a bridge or two.
That's life.
All right, well that's exciting.
I'm, I'll check that out.
The Andrew Brower interview.
How is she doing, by the way?
Doesn't she have like some illness or something all the time?
Her voice is back.
Okay.
Again, all this can be found at patreon.com.
Just go electric.
Brought, if you're gonna cheap out Carl,
but for your voice is back.
John really helped her through that issue though. Emotionally, he was supportive.
Lots of interesting tidbits.
And I did confirm Andrea Brower has never pooped her pants.
Good, I'm glad to hear that.
We're gonna catch an alien, but first I wanna introduce you
to our newest review girl, Annie reached out to me.
Let me bring her in.
Oh my creepos.
Hey, oh my creepos.
How's it going, Annie?
Hey.
Hello.
Nice to meet you, Annie.
Hey, Cardiff.
Yeah, nice to finally talk to you.
We've exchanged some emails, but I haven't actually
talked to you before.
And listen, let's talk about what's happening here
with the review girls.
It started with Vic.
Vic was reliable.
Vic was great.
She told me to go fuck myself. Then Vic got busy and we brought in Casey.
Casey was great. She didn't want to show her face. She got freaked out by a lot of people
saying weird stuff to her. Casey decided to exit station left. Vic was back and then Hannah
shows up. Wow. We got Hannah. We got Vic, everything's going great. Then Vic gets very busy.
Now we got Hannah and then Mary Beth joins.
Awesome.
We got Hannah, we got Mary Beth, then Hannah's too busy.
So now we got Mary Beth and enter
Annie, our newest review girl here to read reviews
and catch aliens with us.
Hold on, Hamburger.
Welcome to the fan, I'm gonna mention.
Yeah. I heard gonna get a mention
You're so much more my friend. Yeah, but I I my review girl roots are what keep me grounded
All right, I don't consider you a review girl, but good point you have been a review girl for us in the past
Leave it to fucking card have introducing our new review girl. And he wants to make it all about him. It's fucking dark. It's my name is Annette.
Annette, are you on his Patreon?
Do you want to promote that Annie's on your Patreon,
Cardiff?
No, no.
No.
No.
All right.
All right, so here we're going to, you know the rules
of to catch an alien, right, Annie?
Of course, yeah, I've been around for a while.
Yes, all right.
Congratulations.
Yes.
Let's, uh,
sounded since here. Let's do it here people. This is a long one today. I'll be
It's time for everyone's paper
Let's talk about this real quick kind of did you happen to catch the episode we did last time where I was doing this with Alex and Gina
I addressed it. Oh, okay, perfect. I won't say anything else that.
It was a long way. It was hard to get there. Here we go. Yes. It's time for everyone's favorite game show to catch
an alien. If you want to hear the last episode of to catch an alien, you'll have to go to patreon.com slash card of electric because nobody could hear any of it
Thanks, Geno
Are you ready to play to catch an alien?
It's kind of like why I want to go on more podcasts and talk more about it and
Get that out there because that I
Do you feel like I definitely was done dirty on that.
Well you know just from talking to you now you know like I was I grew up in Philly so like
my parents were from Italy so I was growing up very old school so if somebody said like if you
pair if you say to me something hey Tommy I'm gonna do this for you okay Perry I'm gonna promote
this everywhere for you I don't need 30 lawyers.
I don't need 37 contracts.
Like you said it to me, I said it to you.
That's it.
You know.
See, I'm a client here, so.
Yeah.
You know, that's how we were raised.
You know, your word is everything.
And before, and before I got into this, the podcasting,
and I had all kinds of companies, and like a moron,
time after time, I would trust people.
Like no, I don't need lawyers, I don't need this signature thing, just, I'll take your
word for it, we've been hanging out for three years.
Sorry, this is a long one, he just, next thing I know, you know, talk about some interesting
stuff.
Talk about some interesting stuff.
Talk about some interesting stuff.
Talk about some interesting stuff.
Talk about some interesting stuff.
Talk about some interesting stuff. Talk about some interesting stuff. Talk about some interesting stuff. Talk about some interesting stuff. Talk about some interesting stuff. and passwords would be changed or employees that we had prices like I had an
engineering firm and one minute a pool that I did was 25 grand then we did a big
big job and all the sudden you know now it's 35,000 to the pool. What's the
same pool in the same area and then they go home and they talk to whoever
girl guy whoever and they're like well why does Tommy have the big office?
But what because?
What did Tommy say next? Here are your choices.
Number one, because Tommy made it.
Be because Tommy works 30 hours a day.
Nine days a week. That's next.
Because heavy is the head that puts on the crown.
Four, because you have to climb to the top.
You can't just fall there.
Jesus. Lastly, because I made the best pools, the best to catch an
alien. Alright, we run into the same dilemma we do every week, where it
could be any of these. For some reason, the one that stuck out to
me is the heavy is the had that puts on the
crown.
I'm going next with crown talk and you're new to the show.
What do you think?
I'm going to go with climb.
You can't fall to the top.
I like that one too.
Yeah, that was one that was in contention.
Trucker Andy.
I so badly wanted to be be nine days a week.
You're 30 hours a day, nine days a week.
Yeah, that would be funny.
Oh, I went with lastly, the best pools.
All right.
So no one has Tommy made it.
Let's see.
All that I did was 25 grand.
Then we did a big, big job and all the sudden, you know, now it's 35,000 to do the pool.
What's the same pool in the same area?
And then they go home and they talk to whoever,
girl guy, whoever, and they're like,
well why does Tommy have the big office?
And well because Tommy made it.
You know what, here he made it.
And then it just damn you, Matato.
But damn you.
So proud of yourself.
Hey, I guess I proved beginner's luck. It doesn't work on this game. I know you're the first
real. Yeah, the first one did not happen. It's a carnivorous two wins in a row now.
Mm-hmm. Huh.
All right, let's play the rest of this. I think we should retire this game.
Yeah, carnivorous three and a rob done with that. Take your net and going home, Andy.
Yeah, this becomes into a mask because I. Take your net and go home, Andy. Yeah.
This becomes into a mask because I didn't sign anything.
And I ended up getting sued.
Anyway, a bunch of times over shit.
But it's just not the old days anymore, you know what I mean?
That's the thing is I remember here.
Watch out behind you.
Get in.
Let's pull with that.
That's all for this time.
Come back next time to find out if you have the engineering expertise
to catch
An alien
To find who should have gone with the whole thing
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Also check out your remember the 90s.
All right, so you got a new show with B. Dabler.
You did a test show.
We did a test show.
You'll remember the 90s.
Yes.
Now, the thing is is that B. Dabler is a 16 year old who's broadcasting
from his mom's basement.
So he doesn't remember the 90s at all.
No, as we explained in the first three minutes, we're both learning about the 90s from watching YouTube.
I know, it's as far as I got.
It's like, one of us.
Either one of us had lived in Nevermind.
Hahaha.
Guys, what have we done today?
I think we've done it all.
Because we talked about whatever dating talk podcast,
which was a little crazier than I thought it was gonna be.
Six hours of having normies on your show
seems like a bad idea.
We got into some cringes of the week
with burden of proof, our boy Harrison Young,
and of course Chad's dream sniping,
Ray DeVito for some reason, Southern John's coming back to podcasting, it appears.
And as an unfolds, we'll be here to report on that.
John can't wear a suit.
John's daughter is poor for some reason.
Not sure why.
More petty song parodies.
Fantastic.
Keepin' coming, Scorch has some amazing jokes.
Curried if one to catch an alien again.
You know what that means? It's time for everyone's favorite part of the best. It's the best. It's the best. It's the best. It's the best.
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It's the best. It's the best. It's the best. It's about it. It's like to tease them. You know, like sometimes you tease someone and just so they stick around through the break
and they keep listening on their car radio
to hear the next fire.
Right.
Like it tees the next segment.
What we do is we tease the next episode.
Sometimes you tease people because you're an asshole.
Sometimes you tease people because you're an asshole.
It's a problem.
Not here though.
Here's a clip from the show that we'll be reviewing
on this weekend episode of Who Are The Thought Guests.
It's like a potato's getting sassy.
Well, well, well, look who it is.
I haven't seen you around these parts and I on a fortnight.
That's right, it's been an entire fortnight since you've listened to root-tails of magic!
And I've just been here in the graveyard.
Luckily, I don't need food or water.
And it's fine that the crows pick my rotting eyeballs.
It's called a Lord Dump.
You like that? That's now you know about me, the grave freaker.
But that's not what you're here for. You're here to hear the story of
Root Tales of Magic!
Alright, we're listening to Root Tales of Magic.
This is a pick from Christian Blad who will be in studio. He's visiting
Rochester and who are these podcasts. We're going to have him here in studio hanging out.
And he's also going to be performing with the isotopes that Saturday night, June 24th at Radio Social.
What, what, what, what?
The isotopes are playing a karaoke style show.
We have our friends come up and say inside to us,
Cardiff's gonna be there.
Yes.
Am I?
Are ya?
No.
Oh, okay.
But all the cool people will be there.
It's here in the area, upstate Western New York,
then come out to Radio Social Saturday night
see the IZotelts perform with the Sisters of Murphy,
one of the greatest Irish rock bands around.
That's gonna be a lot of fun.
And Christian is here, and we're gonna be talking about
root tales of magic, an improvisational role-playing podcast
whose website summarizes it this way.
Polaris University and its helled arcane halls have vanished.
Now, the unlikely survivors are talking crow, a witch in a wig, a bubbly fawn, a sassquatch
punk, and a typhling hunk must solve the mystery and return balance and higher education
of the world. It's going to be very hard and very, very rude.
I seriously thought that was what a Kevin's funny voice is.
Yeah.
It might be really close.
Yeah.
I know.
So I'm like, oh, he's got his own show.
That'll be interesting.
That'll be a lot of fun for everybody.
Andy, thanks for joining the show today.
Andy comes from the All Apologies podcast.
What do you guys up to over there?
Thank you, Carl.
We just put out the Logan Paul episode today.
And yesterday we did Stacey Dash, who is from Clueless, and turned her back on the black
community for Trump.
Right.
And now she wants to walk it all back.
Oops.
Yeah.
That's a whoopsie daisy right there.
She's got a lot to.
I checked out your John Rocker episode.
I think it was also very fun.
I want to thank everybody for checking, you know,
the numbers are trending in the right direction.
So thank everybody over here.
We're happy with the numbers.
Yeah, okay.
Truly and check out those numbers.
Yeah.
No, but yeah, thank you for checking it out everyone.
It's a good show and it's only getting better.
All apologies podcast featuring.
Trucker Andy and Joe six pack.
Joe six pack.
I was in six pack.
Joe.
Joey six pack.
Joe six pack is also the one that brought up this whatever podcast to me when I suggested
that we do this.
Yes.
It's because of him.
You know, he knows way too much about it.
Oh.
Well, good.
I don't know why anybody would know that much about it.
I know.
I'm like, why are you waiting to each to each their own?
I suppose. And then card. If you got stuff going on, we already talked about it. I know. I'm like, why are you waiting to each to each their own I suppose.
And then, uh, Cardiff, you got stuff going on. We already talked about that. Summer is serving tonight. Tonight is eight. Tonight is eight. Don't go away. Yes. We will be going
live tonight. Please, Jordan's again next time. It might be the episode we find out what's
for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well, every poem.
Okay. Great show. Good job clothes right now. Mm. OK.
Great show.
Good job, everybody.
Great job, everyone.
All right, Annie, this is your time to shine.
But before it's your time to shine,
so I guess it's not actually.
Our virtual review girl is going to read a review for us.
And we're still looking for the.
Waddy P. Yeah, why do you
Wait, who said that?
Gina
I like that one. Well keep the suggestions coming for what we should call our virtual review girl here
W-A-T-P hi Carl, Haka Haka great show on Sunday. Thanks. I think Geno and Alex are still talking.
I have one review for you today.
Yeah.
This review is from Mom Laughing at Murder on June 16th.
I listen for 14 minutes and it felt like a remix.
The same three jokes three times each and none of them were funny to start with.
These guys can understand a pod made mostly by women for women because their testies are clogging their ear holes. We'll keep the gaze and the girls. You stay at your
party. Get literally sounds. So fun. Three, two, I think there was a glitch or something
right there. That's how testicles were. Whoever put that review in. I don't know if they're
familiar with all that works. I'm going to say it's probably a one star review. I'm sorry. I'm the joe. Tiger belly girl. Yeah. We probably piss
of people off with that. So we had three jokes and we did them three times. I want to
forget funny or the third time. Sucks. It sucks. That is a one star review. Glad we got
to hear from the ladies that are attracted to their brothers. Skull. Cardiff, do you think that she's in your studio? That's pretty exciting.
She's a little... cease and desist. That's all I can say. I'm feeling good to say that.
And yes, some other reviews for us that came in recently? Yeah, I've got two. The first one is from
Chad's missing upper lip. The title is Content Thief. This club-footed
mushmouth snaggletoothed content thief clearly stole the idea of joctober from Opie.
Who's been doing radio since he was 18? Now he's even took all the best bits from the
Shoolie Network minus the overweight, unfunny Mike Morris. His Wednesday co-host delivers
Bud Light, if you know what I mean.
Then every Saturday he has a reject from compound media, who's a good hang?
Co-hosts so he can get good with the boss.
Carl is a monster who mouth-freeze and smile talks more than Chad Zumak fights back tears
of loneliness.
Wow.
Carl would be better off working at Kmart on Dale and Mayberry.
He's trying to make us feel bad for the problems with his second home might as well be birdies Sanders.
This guy can't even afford a good internet connection
or non-poopy water.
Okay.
And it goes on.
Yeah.
So Gallagher is at the end of that.
I believe they should.
They shed all over us in the comment section.
Wow.
Can we start rating the reviews?
Yeah.
That's a five star review.
That's a five star.
That's well done.
Is that a five?
Yes, a five star.
Nice.
Thank you.
Who was the user name for that again?
Chad's missing upper lip.
Chad's missing upper lip.
Thank you, Chad's missing upper lip.
And that's from June 18th.
Appreciate that.
And then I have one more.
OK.
It's from Brown underscore Lam on June 20th. coming. And that's from June 18th. Appreciate that. And then I have one more. Okay.
It's from Brown underscore lamb on June 20th.
So I think that's yesterday.
Zero stars.
My favorite part is hearing dynamic ads for Melbourne, Australia.
I live in New Zealand.
Different countries you smile talking creep.
First of all, I believe it's from Nelson Melbourne because I get corrected on that quite
a bit.
But I'm nothing.
I don't control what ads get dynamically inserted.
That's why it says dynamic inserted ads.
I got as close as they could to New Zealand.
Is that any five-star review, I hope, Annie?
That is another far-right.
I'll take it. Very good.
They were just dropping a pin in the ocean and just like a giant radius.
Like ads, kind of Melbourne.
We're close enough.
We're close enough.
It's all the same shit.
We're all criminals. It's not enough. It's not the same shit. We're all criminals.
Wow.
Okay, Vic.
Yeah.
Kurt, listen, I know that in Canada, you guys have a problem
with Australian New Zealand, but here in the States,
we try to keep relations good.
We need even more kangaroo poaches.
Jesus.
Kurt, it's so smitten with himself. kangaroo poaches. Jesus.
Carter is so smitten with himself.
So proud of himself for there. Jesus Christ.
Yes, they've kangaroos in Australia. That's correct.
Show off very good. Any, were you familiar with the, uh, the whatever podcast you were heard of that before?
I've heard of it a couple of times.
This, this community I'm in the head of it is really, really into it
and and your tape.
So he talked about it for a while
and I didn't put my opinion in and I just listened,
smiled and nodded and I was like, oh yeah, mm-hmm.
Okay.
What community are you in if you don't mind saying?
It's this YouTuber who plays Call of Duty.
So, nobody important.
Well, that's insulting to him, but.
What's a gamer?
It's a gamer community.
So this gamer is a fan of the whatever podcast.
Yeah, and tracks it if I'm not mistaken.
That tracks.
Oh god, I don't even think I played the clip.
I had another clip in here where Brian says, all right, I'm going to pull up this Andrew
Tate clip for you guys.
Let's watch this and I wanna get you guys reactions
and then he didn't have the clip.
And then it was producers did.
I was just like, this is so unprofessional.
What is going on over here?
How do they not have contagious?
Cause then you didn't play it.
And we're over here.
Good point, I didn't set it up.
Maybe I did, I don't remember.
It was a long time ago.
Yeah, what's it looked?
We're putting in the work and making fucking pennies
on the dollar compared to that show.
Yeah, that's true.
You can leave.
Yeah.
I'll tell you what, we're going to start doing superchets.
And people don't like it when I do superchets on WATP.
We're going to start doing them.
I'll read them if you put 500 bucks or more.
Right.
Yeah.
Otherwise, we'll ignore them completely.
All right, let's get caught up on voicemails because we didn't do it this past episode.
So we got a week's worth to get through.
Let's see what's going on out there.
Wow, lost my computer on the plane.
Wow, had a driver rental car.
Wow, had he used an Uber.
Wow, I forgot my wallet.
Wow, wow, I bought a brand new second house
in the contractor's a scumbag.
Wow, listen, you hard fucking,
so come on the fuck any the fuck girl!
Okay, so apparently I've cried too much about my uh,
my white guy problems.
Fair enough!
Fair enough!
Alright, so we did a segment with uh,
Ed the editor punching sideways.
Yep.
Let's see what the people think about that.
Let's find out!
I know that you guys aren't afraid to try new things but
I'll be interested to hear if this makes the final version of our show tomorrow.
I think I'm more of a
better. Well listen I am not giving up on punching sideways yet I think that it
will continue to evolve
and that will all grow along with it yeah it's a key for a potato to say it doesn't have
their show edited by a right yeah i'm gonna say tomorrow there's gonna be uh... i think he's
doing a great bunch of praise uh... so paco called in listen closely andy hmm yeah with
so carl this is paco i just want to say, man, the best
episodes are with Dandy, you know, big bad trucker Andy. You know, he's pretty funny.
Give me a phone number, dude. I'm calling him. You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Six.
He's gonna be dope.
All right, man, I think you guys later shout out to,
um, shout out to Danny, I guess.
All right, shout out to Danny.
And you wanna go on Poco's Power Hour?
Sure.
Hey, I was one of the handful of people watching that show
when you were on talking about the Brown album.
That's good.
I remember that.
I enjoyed that.
So yeah, we'll be in touch, Paco.
Let's stick together.
It's truckers.
I can give out your number now if you want.
Yes, it's 585.
Yup.
Keep going.
1111.
1111.
All right.
Hey, Carl, it's Mondays.
Yeah, I got a theory about where John's living right now.
Everyone's wondering if he be in Florida or whatever.
I think he's still in California, obviously, but I think the thing is that he's shacking
up with someone.
Like he took that photo, that one chick, he said, go out, have him find the Yankee's
game.
It wouldn't be the first time he lied about dating a chick, and I remember when he took
a photo with that girl on her hike, and then the girl's like, yeah, we're not dating.
He's probably living with her.
He's probably his roommate,. He's probably the roommate
But he's making it look like it's his girlfriend or something or he started living with the roommate
But he won't admit it because that means he's not perfect the way he thinks it is
All right, so you call me back. Bye. That's an interesting theory right there because again
Liar is gonna lie and when you put in too many details into things and makes you question what they're talking about
In the fact the John told Vinny they just just bought a house, he put six figures down on
it.
Like, what does that matter?
Who cares how much you put down on it?
Where does the house cost?
Because that's more of a difference than anything.
That might be real.
He might be shacking up with some dummy.
Doesn't know any matter.
Whatever version of Benny Locke always taking advantage of these days.
Someone in the discord pointed out, and I had a zoom in to figure this out.
And you also have a cactus.
Yeah, I like it.
I like it.
Right over there.
Look at that.
Did you also get ears from Amazon?
No, I work at Walgreens, so I just got it from there.
I saw it a couple of times, and then I saw that you had got one, so I was like,
I got to get one now, too.
So it wasn't a five below.
It's not where you work at all.
No, no, no.
It actually costs like 10 bucks or something.
Ooh, oh, humble brag.
Someone's doing well.
Yeah, saving up it.
And he sounds like somebody who would tell you
how much she put down on her house.
I agree.
I like to bring up money any time I can
for arbitrary reasons.
Married to the money.
All right, so
This is a pretty good idea guys if you're doing patty song parodies listen closely here. They call should I flush this out?
Hey patty, what's the pity you don't understand the car with a one putting money in your hand
money in your hand. Hey Patty, you're so petty that you cannot see.
It's guys like, call Patty.
Think that you're views, Patty, views, Patty.
He gets your views, Patty.
What do you think?
Flesh it out?
Think I will.
Let's just see you.
Thumbs up.
I like that.
I think that's a good idea.
It's a flesh and...
I'm gonna bring up the fact that I tried to watch some of his livestream.
He's just like, just, I think he's just turning the
camera on for four hours.
He's barely doing anything.
And...
Whoa, that's not the Patrick Micah Wighter.
What?
I was trying...
Detective Andy.
I showed up in the chat.
I was trying to give him something.
I was like, oh, he watches shit and like rap.
What do you think about the Wu Tang show on Yulu? Oh, you were chatting with him? I was throwing comments oh, he watches shit and like rap. What do you think about the Wu Tang show on your Lulu?
Oh, you were chatting with him.
I was throwing comments out trying to get him get the ball rolling.
And he's just like, I don't know, sure, whatever.
And just not not engaged at all.
If you're not talking about what he's talking about in the chat,
it seems like he doesn't really care what you'd have to say.
But he's not really talking about it.
Someone in our YouTube chat was saying earlier that they keep trying to engage him in conversation,
he just ignores them. Yeah, if that's what I'm saying, he just ignores him. It's not exactly what
he's talking about. Well, you might be muting you. So he's not even seeing it. But he,
oh, he was like reading the comment and that just being like, eh, it's fine. What a dick.
It's not rude. Why have the chat though?
Like, what is the point?
You want, he wants the money that people are going to
contribute, but he doesn't want to do anything to get it.
That's the fucking American way.
I mean, what the money I don't want to do anything.
It's been, but,
it's been my life.
That's true.
And he's just doing what he's always done,
but it's just why this is also going to fail for him because he's still not doing anything different
It's not gonna work out
You're concerned is touching
This just said parents gonna fail it yet another thing
Thank you. Well, I wanted to start like yelling at me in the chat
I don't know. I wanted something to happen. Yeah, and anything.
For four hours.
It's like, what the fuck am I doing?
I just had an idea.
He should join Cameo.
I think he would make some decent money on Cameo.
Much like how hype a Jared did.
Yeah, it's very one-sided.
You get the money, you say whatever you want.
And you'd pay him for Cameo, wouldn't you?
Of course.
Yes, definitely.
She's got all that walls in it.
He meant he might make a cameo. He said he don't know what he would do with it or what he would say
what you do with it exactly exactly I think he has the point of cameo so we did address this yeah
I think it was on the live stream yesterday or the day before. I don't know. He's on top of the show. Wow. I'm actually the moderator for his live stream.
Oh, wait a second.
Can you, can you just say what you just said again?
Wait.
I am the moderator for Patty's live stream.
Wait.
What?
I also wanted to pull up that drive.
Holy shit.
Congratulations.
That's amazing.
We have to decide.
Can you just say right now, nobody blow this.
I know, right, thank you.
Everybody, shh shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up.
That's amazing.
Wow, we got an insider, this is exciting.
Yes, we've been trying, we've been trying to do
for a long time.
How does one become a moderator?
Well, you would.
Well, it was just kind of like passing.
He was in the chat, I can't remember the exact context,
but basically he just said,
remove that comment to get that guy out of here.
And I just joked around,
I was like, I can't do anything.
I'm not a moderator.
And then a couple of seconds later,
it just popped up on my screen.
You're now a moderator of this channel.
And I'm like, okay, well,
I guess if this guy needs to get out of here, time out.
Wow.
That's all I took.
I mean, he could have done that just as he's.
Yeah. He's not doing anything. No, right. Is that all it took. I mean, he could have done that just as he's. Yeah. He's not doing
anything. Is that all it takes because I could be a moderator. Yes. It's all be moderators.
Pretty soon. All right. Marcy Turk calling into the show. Hey, Howard, this is
Marcy Turk. This is how I talk. She's trying to call Howard. I just got out of the focus group about how to make you more interesting and what we decided on is you've got to start
copying Mark Marry. He's popular for some reason. So,
he just arms his guests by being relatable about struggling in the industry and
subsequent abuse stories and lots of dwelling on childhood trauma.
But now since you're a millionaire and a shut-in, you gotta scratch the first two.
So just go really, really hard on your fucked up childhood story.
And remember how the trick to be in a good marrying is be as self-involved as possible.
Make every interview about yourself.
And I'll see you at work. Don't call me back.
Pretty good strategy there, Marcy. Make sense.
We know John took that advice. Make every interview about yourself.
Of course. You learn from the best.
Hey, Carl.
I was just listening to the new bonus episode of the dick and you're talking about your comedy course and
How to be successful on Patreon
I think the Carl hamburger number one rule of
Comedy is to find a guy as funny as crows and make him work for free and never pay him and then when he leaves the show
Everybody will keep paying you because I I don't know, we miss
Croge.
Love you.
Yeah, that's a lot of people out here who are excited that Croge isn't here anymore.
No, we paid Croge.
That was not the issue of that, but I like your theory there, sir.
Tell yourself whatever you have to tell yourself.
Yeah.
Okay.
If you want to come show, if you want to want to come show. If you want to come, it's June 24th, radial social in Rochester.
It's gonna be a fun week over at
Jazz Fas going on this weekend.
It's a good time to come visit
if you're in a nearby location like my buddy,
Cardiff is not as nice as it was in February.
It's gonna be much nicer than it was in February
when people were here.
Yeah, slightly less snow.
Wow, what up, mad and mad again, dude. Great episode recently. What?
What a noise traffic. I've got a new drop to Gino.
You can take it from the Howard Stern show and they used to have like a call that would go on for too long.
I've looked for that drops as we started this podcast.
I, there was, I, that one is something that was like,
I don't know, an hour and a half of just
how we're certain drops and it wasn't in there.
Really?
Yes, I've been searching out,
if someone can find that drop for me,
I'd love to have that because it's hilarious.
But yes, good suggestion.
That would, that would have been nice to hit Gina with,
also, I should have hit him with this one.
Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Listen, shut up for a second. He would have been nice to hit Gina with also I should have hit him with this one uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh listen shut up for a second he would have appreciated that he does
like Simpson's drops and references all right uh what else is going on hey Carl has it ever
occurred to you that maybe everyone's favorite part of the show is the teaser because they're
hoping that the next episode will finally be good Like to be that huh
Anyway go fuck yourself back. I got part of himself. He was two jokes
Yeah, you ever know I was like oh you're up so suck
Roasted all right if you say so hey Carl just starting to show and I just wanted to say I'm happy about the Queens of the Stone Age intro that he had going on.
So since all the losers are always requesting that to be honest, while we do the Queens of the Stone Age, don't call me back.
I love Queens of the Stone Age, you just put out a brand new album and for that, here's Massin' Out Wolf's Loos! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you.
I'm gonna get you.
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I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you. in w a p p history i think chad's episode was even fun here oh no i don't know why you keep having
gino on i know you're in a different location that's why the audio is kind of like dog shit
but he couldn't even let you finish a single fucking sentence there was less chemistry in that room
then yeah that a place that does uh not a lot of chemistry not to walk it anyway was just to leave that episode. It was dark shit. And you can feel bad. Alright, call me back.
It was dark shit and I just feel bad. Alright, well,
we'll give you one of those. That's for sure. Alright,
let's get an update here. Hey Carl, I guess Tommy has gotten
some news now. He's got a response from some he said
from his podcast from the guy Derek from
More Plates More Day, which is like huge in the bodybuilding world right now.
And yeah, all he did was just reply to something he said about us to loan.
I let everyone know that Tommy's really an alien, so that way everyone doesn't know.
And boy, I never seen that guy's face before In realize how
Plastic he actually looked so out with the alien theory
Anyway
Don't call me that if you want to see how plastic Tommy looks you could watch live
Every episode by joining our patreon patreon.com slash you learn these podcasts or
Supercast and we'll probably do a YouTube membership very soon. I'm working
on that. So also on patreon.com such card of flocking. I need I was gonna have I do
no trigger him a day early. I gotta say card if I'm very impressed with what you've
built over there. It is. It's just really a yellow background. No, no, no, no, I'm
talking about that. The fact that you started off as just some weirdo troll on Twitter with
your hashtag SJRB. He've turned into this fucking enterprise that you started off as just some weirdo troll on Twitter with your hashtag
sjrb.
He've turned it into this fucking enterprise that you're running now over there.
It is.
It is.
It is.
It is.
It is a little nolly absurdity.
It is a bit absurd.
Yes.
It is all thanks to trucker Andy.
You're welcome.
My producer Chris had nothing to do with it.
Nothing.
He knows how I feel.
All right.
One more, it's from my new favorite voicemail.
Or you know, that is Tony from The Bronx.
Yeah.
Carl, Tony from The Bronx.
Listen, let me show you had Mr. B. on TRIHOS,
some time, time, Alex, time, 99, and then the Babel himself
gave up his Gandhi.
He does it shut up.
He steps over every segment that you do
he does his stupid stick where he spells out words
something that adults do when they want to curse the front of children
it's gimmicky and it's hack amaniac to point out
i'd be called
anyway called the show you and I produced a Chris Rock.
Don't call me back.
All right.
Thank you.
Tony from The Bronx.
I got to say I am a staunch defender of Gino, but if he's lost Tony from The Bronx, then
I don't know if I can beat him Gino anymore.
Like that's wow.
This is a problem at this point.
I think Tony could take over for Gino.
I think so too. Tony Mike, let me get two words in edgewise potentially. All right.
Annie, thank you so much for coming on. My pleasure. How'd you feel about your
debut on WTP? I think it went well. I'm glad to be here. Thanks for
having me. All right. Here's the real test, though. Can you do this?
Okay.
I don't want to put yourself have a good week. Okay. I'm pretty sure I have the bop bop, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Do you know? I'm just looking for it.
It's hard, right? It's hard to find that one.
Yes. I don't know how I want to label it.
That's also a problem. I don't even know who that was from.
That was a great episode.
That was really great.
I got it. Go.
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
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