Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep425 - Cumia's Cucks
Episode Date: July 6, 2023The world is topsy-turvey and we're here for it. Stuttering John's ongoing media tour means not one but two appearances on Chad Zumock's show, Cumia's Cucks. It's not just that John is back, he's back... and better than ever. Both Bryan Johnson and Trucker Andy join the show to celebrate not just the return of John but the amazing back and forth between him and Chad Zumock. Where else can you hear two pathological liars agree with each other? Also, Dillon From Somewhere has a new show teaming up with Stuttering John and he joins us to explain how that's going. Finally, behind the scenes on the Artie Lange show as told to me by Artie's producer, new song parodies, and we try once again to catch an alien. https://tellemstevedave.com/ All Apologies Podcast Tickets to the Magic Bag on 9/15 – http://watplive.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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But yeah, we'll have some new reviews coming up later on.
But first, we have to talk about Kumia's Cox with Stuttering John Melendez because I swore
I would never reviewed this show because Chad watered it too badly.
Okay.
So Chad Zuma excited to show Kumia's Cox and he talks about all of his enemies including
myself.
And so he's been doing that for a little while now.
But today, I have to cover it because he got St Southern John Melendez on not once but twice Thursday
and Saturday.
Okay.
Of last week.
And so John and him did over five hours of broadcasting together.
So there's a lot to get to.
I should point out before we get into that though, there is one programming note that I almost
forgot.
This Saturday, if you like to watch the live stream, if you like to pay attention while
we're doing these things in the discord or on YouTube, we will not be recording our regular time on Saturday
because the stupid isotopes are playing an afternoon show.
So instead of we'll be recording the show Sunday at one.
So it will come out a little bit later than it normally does, but we'll get it out right
away on Sunday after we're done recording the show.
But that's Sunday, one o'clock.
If you want to listen or watch live to who are these podcasts?
Afternoon is when all the hottest rock bands play.
Yes.
You get it, Brian.
Honestly, it's a fun game.
I was just having this conversation with a guy right into, we've been playing in bands
around town for decades.
And I was like, the earlier the better at this point in my life, I love it after dude
gig.
It's amazing.
How many fucking shows do we have to play
where there's five bands on the bill
and it doesn't start till 10?
Yeah.
I've played so many shows when last call is coming on.
I'm still on stage 2 30 AM.
Yeah.
And I'm like, why are we playing this late?
This sucks.
I want to be in bed right now in a month stage.
So we're not doing that anymore.
We've grown out of that.
We played that show last week or two weekends ago now that the first day we went out
at eight and then we went out through them and I was like, oh, that's late.
That's not what's going on.
But my mind is thinking that was a late show.
Carly did it at 430.
Yeah.
It wants to be embedded quarter after 10.
Precisely.
You get it.
Late breaking news too.
Right before we came on, I was watching a listen to MLC and Chad came on. Precisely. You get it. Late breaking news too. Right before we came on,
I was watching a listen to MLC
and Chad came on for three minutes.
He involved reality each other.
But Chad also said at one point
that he was supposed to be on
Stuttering John's show tomorrow,
which would be what they say.
Was it so tomorrow with Thursday at one?
And he's like, yeah, but I don't know.
Like he was very cryptic about it,
but it seemed like maybe John was already being problematic.
That's interesting.
You say that because John has put out this promo.
So he was going to do the show yesterday,
and then he said, he was gonna do it today.
And now he's saying he's doing it tomorrow.
And that's why Chad is apprehensive about this.
This is his own show.
This is the show.
The show.
The show.
Check this shit out.
Look at this
Unless somebody made that for him it looks like John has created a new show called the Suthering John Hypocrisy Police or Hypocrisy Police with Suthering John,
whatever it is.
So listen, I asked him straight up when I was on MLC.
Are you coming back to the internet?
You're gonna start doing a show again and he said no.
But he's been having so much fun doing MLC
and then Chad show a couple of time.
And I think he's feeling confident about.
He's doing good.
A little bit of money, a little bit of attention.
He wants to come back.
That's exciting.
I would like to see Chad and Stuttering John do a show regularly, because like where else
literally, where else are you going to find, and I like both of them, where else are
you going to find two unhinged pathological liars, saying whatever they want about anybody.
And they go unchecked and uncontested.
Yes, yeah, right.
And here's what I'm picking up on.
The more I watch John,
that he's come back, and by the way,
this is a celebration.
Unless anyone thinks that this is a pile on,
as Chad likes to say,
we are celebrating the return of
Southern John to the internet.
I didn't think it was gonna happen.
Eight months had passed,
and I was like, okay, this is over.
He's got a new career.
He's doing this thing now, but wow is he back?
He is back big time and the thing that I've been picking up on because now I'm watching John come back and address all the things
People say about him. I think that John
Believes his lies in a lot of instances. Okay a lot of the time he is sure of it
Especially when he was going after me about posting the link to his audiobook on our Patreon.
Why would you do that, Cronk?
I didn't, he's like, oh, okay.
I saw the screen showing, no, John,
I really did not do that, I wouldn't do that.
It's a dumbest thing ever.
So there's a lot of times that I don't know
if people feed him this or if just like over time
in his brain, he starts to believe his own bullshit.
Yeah.
That happens to you sometimes.
I'm worried about that format though,
because both of those personalities
that we're looking at right here,
their whole style of interviewing
is to just let somebody else do all the talking.
That's true, I'll go.
They usually don't want to talk.
That's true when it comes to politics,
because John doesn't know he's talking about.
Right.
But when it comes to Shuley,
John's got a lot to say.
Oh, yeah.
Honestly, I think that you could turn on, you could turn
out the camera at Johns house for
24 hours straight. And he could
talk about Shuley. It'd be
repetitive. He'd sleep a little
bit in between. I think he has
three things to say about Shuley.
And just keep saying them over
over again. But I bet you enjoy
it, Brian. If I had a guess, I
do enjoy it. But I'll say this
much. I might take some hits from Sh I had a guess. I do enjoy it, but I'll say this much.
I might take some hits from Shuley's anonymous.
I do enjoy that thread.
It's funny.
I think the people on there are funny,
but I don't feel that John owned Shuley
the way that people were saying that he did.
Wow, we are gonna get into that because Andy pulled
those clips.
Okay.
We are gonna get into that.
Go ahead, though. Yeah.
Tell us what your thoughts are.
No, no, no, I'll wait.
I'll wait then for the video because yeah, there's some specific stuff.
But yeah, I just didn't feel like people acted like John just wasted Shuley.
And I didn't see it as a.
So wait, Brian, you're telling me I'm Shuley's an artist or everyone hates Shuley?
They thought Shuley didn't do well.
And you're surprised.
I was actually kind of surprised that nobody,
because I don't post, I just read.
Yeah, I was kind of surprised that not one person posted
like, hey, you know, like, Julie sucks.
However, Stuttering John didn't own them the way everybody said.
But I get you're right, because if somebody even hints
at Julie not being completely awful,
everybody goes after them.
Or this is the response to that post
that you just said specifically.
Okay, Shuly.
Yeah, exactly.
That's true.
Shuly's second count.
There he is.
So yeah, no one in that subreddit is going to say anything like that.
All right.
Now, let's talk about the chemistry between these two.
They're just starting off.
So it's not going to be great.
It might not be good.
It might be terrible.
You never know when you see these two guys get together and start doing a show and this is
Chad doesn't really not play a long on this one
Chad ask me if I'm collecting the right as guilt pension right now. I know you are
I know you are
You're collecting one, John? Yes, yes. Oh, so it's all you never asked.
Yeah, there you go.
You guys, yes, I am.
Ha, ha, ha.
Even chance like I can't talk about.
It's like two hours of cringe.
Yeah, yeah, that's great, isn't it?
I mean, oh, you bet that was a bad thing?
No, it's a good thing.
It's a good thing, but it's just like,
you would think that somebody who's like,
fuck everyone, I'm taking off from the internet,
there seems to have been zero
self reflection. Right. No growth as a person at all. In fact, he might be worse.
Just as better. Which is better. The hair is unreal. You don't go through, I understand
that typically, like the midlife crisis, you get a sports car, you get a young girlfriend,
you don't grow your hair out to look like a fucking like the Dutch boy on the side of the pink. You just don't. You shouldn't.
Yeah, and you shouldn't be growing your hair out at fucking 60. 60 year old guys with long hair.
I'm sorry, just doesn't look good. It looks like you're desperately holding on to something.
Unless they've had that style going their whole lives and that's just a thing, then I can see
even then it's like if you're being defined by your long ponytail, it's
all right.
Good points.
What about long beard, Sprite?
What you're taking out that?
That's pretty cool.
That's a totally different story, boys.
That's what I thought you were going to say.
All right.
Now, John was dancing around.
He's very excited with himself because he's got this writer's guild pension.
And the point of that was to say that he was a writer.
He likes to say that you guys don't give me credit
Where credits do John was a writer. He's part of the writers guild and I looked this up because he's 57 years old
How is he collecting a pension already and apparently and I couldn't find great information here
It was kind of buried you can start collecting your pension from the right is guilty age of 52
However the amount of money is much lower than if you
wait until you're 65.
Yeah.
So it's a move made out of desperation.
Probably.
It's, you know, not a lot of financial consultants
would tell you to do it.
I think it's the point there.
But he's very excited about that.
He's got the pension going, so that's good.
Because as been speculated by a lot of people,
I really hope he keeps his job teaching the kids.
I don't see how, I mean,
I forget the like Carl's gay stuff,
you were a fan of it or whatever you want to say.
Yeah, I'm curious.
It's these threats, like I'm gonna pistol,
with Kumiya, I'm gonna beat up Bob Levy.
I'm gonna do this and that,
it's like, dude, what the fuck are you doing?
All right, let's get into that.
And like meanwhile, Chad's like every two seconds,
like if Bob Levy says something about violence, Chad's like, strike his what the fuck are you doing? All right, let's get into that. Meanwhile, Chad's like every two seconds, like if Bob Levy says something about violence,
Chad's like, strike his channel, strike his channel.
But it's like, meanwhile, he gives his form
to Stuttering John to sit there
and make all these violent threats.
Oh, and he's laughing along.
He thinks it's the greatest thing ever.
Since you brought that up, what's the point?
What she is.
And it's fantastic.
It's just not a great idea.
This has been pointed out by multiple people.
And everyone says this,
because I went on Uncle Rico S on day,
and we're talking about these things too.
And everyone who's showing these clips is saying,
we're not trying to get John in trouble with this job.
We don't want to lose this job.
That's not the point of this.
This is great that he feels the confidence
to come on and be himself.
We want that to be the case.
But God, I can't imagine that there's not
going to be someone who runs across this and goes, isn't that my kids teacher? I swear
to God, Mr. Melodas, right? Did we meet him at career day or whatever? You know? So this
is some of the stuff that I think we tease us on the last show. This is the kind of shit
that's like, whoa buddy, relax. Mark my words. Really? You look at me now, you've
pock-faced fucking douchebagged. You look at me right now.
Look at me. I have to. I know where Cubso to Kenny did
Tia, and I'm glad he did. He removed your pock-faced
fucking ass out of the comedy seller
because you fuck the billbird who's a legend!
And then, and club soda who I love, we moved your pop face ass from the seller
because you're a fucking cock.
What? Let me tell you dude, I'm just gonna tell you if I see you, if I see you at the comedy
seller, okay?
I know where you're, I know where you're hired to gun.
What?
Yeah, I do.
You're taking out and I'm gonna beat you over the head.
Like Henry Hill did it on good good. First Karen Karen
You fucking pop face pussy
You're such a douche
See this is what right is what you were talking about bargoyle
See this is what you were talking about. He was saying he's better than ever.
This is specifically what you're talking about.
If we had a glimpse of this every few weeks back when he was going strong to enforce
shows a week, we'd be like holy shit, what a bombshell, what an episode.
And now it's just every minute he's online directing like a lunate tech talking about
pistol whipping coobumi with his own god
That's so wildly illegal sir
And I was listening to blind Mike talk about this specific portion and he goes you're gonna get yourself killed
Going after somebody's god try to pull that person's gone off of them. We'll get you shot. Yeah
Especially like Anthony Kumiya
Yeah, he's looking for a reason.
He's not though.
I mean, Anthony's a very responsible gun owner, but as soon as you try to take someone's
gun, that's a threat to your life.
And you have every legal right to use that weapon against the person who's doing that.
I wonder if Anthony is watching this going.
I just wish that I could hear him.
If he would lean in a little closer, I could hear him back.
Like, you don't have to get close to the microphone.
We chance hamming it up.
Yeah.
Right, he knows this is gold.
He knows we're all loving this right now.
It's just that.
Taking it and I'm not, like that was a minute and a half long.
So it's not like I'm pulling it out of context.
It'd be like, I don't know, this guy seems violent.
It's like, no, this is a long clip of him
doing nothing's out laughing.
He's just being very violent right now.
And there's nothing to do with Anthony and Bill Burr's relationship and everything to
do with all this shit Anthony said about John's kids and just John.
He's acting like he's worried for Bill or something.
I mean, it matters to anyone.
And Brian, to the point you made before about how you thought, he comes back on the internet after eight months,
you would think there'd be some self-reflection,
he would have a little bit of a different attitude.
And I remember when OP was fired from Sirius XM
and he was off for eight months, maybe nine.
And then he came back with a podcast
and his first couple episodes, it was a different guy
than what you heard before or what you hear now.
He goes, I've been working on myself, I know I was the problem or at least a big part of it and I've been seeing people
And I'm kind of working through my issues and now it's just like it was everyone's fault
But by the day that they can say Roberts the worst guy I've heard
Fuckin' Eer I can go fuck himself. You're like what happened to this guy was working on himself?
I know and he was like't want all that negative energy here
positive show it's gonna be all goodbye but I didn't have that for even a second
coming back on my new there's a little bit of a love fest with Bob Levy when he
first came back that I'll play but he's completely turned that around with it
48 hours he's just like lost a murder Bob Levy's that changed very quick okay
so this is more that he's really honing in
on Anthony Cumia and going after
Anthony or compound media, compoundmedia.com.
Do you like his network?
It's pretty good.
I give network.
Let me tell you something.
OP is not only a good guy,
OP has children.
OP would never goof on someone's children
because he's got integrity and he knows what innocent children mean.
Tell him that it's sent.
OP has a house on the campus on a beach.
OP has got a condo on the upper west side
You invested your money and a shit
Fucking network with no fucking money
No
Guys innocent children are innocent.
Yeah, I know.
That's what I learned.
Nobody else knows that.
Oh, we hope he would know that.
His rant, his rant lose steam quickly.
Like he starts out strong and then it's like,
yeah, there's a few things going on here.
People love to say,
you'll say people having children too.
Yeah, I know.
You'll have to have children to be.
Right.
Otherwise, your race show.
Right. For whatever reason, people love to say, and John's doing this right
now, that Anthony's network is a failed network that loses money. Meanwhile, they're coming
up on their 10th year this summer. We'll be the 10th year of this network's been going.
They've won shows like Legion of Skanks. Give him a Guinness was on there for a long time.
I mean, there's so many things that that network has done.
And if you do the math and you try to figure out, you know,
OP once leaked that they had 18,000 paid subscribers
when they were approaching OP for a job.
And if the subscribers are up paying, like, I don't know if it's nine or ten or 11 bucks,
I mean, I'm a subscriber, I forget what it is.
But you can do the math, it's good, calculate it, realize the millions of dollars
that the network is bringing in.
And the fact is, do you think Antley's just losing money
on this thing, just approve a point of it?
No, obviously not, he wouldn't do that.
But more importantly than that, and this is something,
and I teased this on the creep off.
I had a long conversation with Daniel Fulato,
and Dan was Artie Lang's producer
on both his direct TV show and the Artie Lang podcast.
And Dan's very close to Artie.
When Artie got the gig with Anthony,
and it was the Artie and Anthony show
on Compound Media, that failed network
to have Artie on there,
he was making $900,000 a year. That's
$8 a week. $900,000 and already barely showed up for every show. Get their late, leave
early. $900,000 a year, it's interesting that a network that sucks so badly could pay
someone to sell it like that. Especially when John thought he had that gig. He was bragging.
It was one of the things that Daniel was telling me.
Before already got that job, John was telling everyone, I'm going to get that job because
he had a few appearances with Anthony and felt he did really well and got compliments
from Keith and Garrett.
So he's like, oh, yeah, I'm going to get this job.
And then when already got it, John really lost his shit.
That was one of the things that was a big falling out between Arty and Southernuttering John Melondas. I mean, there's been a bunch over the years,
but anyway, I guess John should know better because he wanted that job. He knows
how much money Arty was making on there. So to come on here and say that OP is
doing really well because he owns houses. Those are costs, not revenue. And all
Anthony Everde was starting network. Let's revenue not costs.
How do you not understand who's made a better business
decision after leaving Opiate Ather there serious exam?
It seems crazy to me.
Are you surprised John doesn't understand money?
No.
He proves it over and over again.
Not at all actually, Andy, thank you.
So now this is a bombshell because remember,
this is on Chad Zumak's show.
And if you think about the Kumiakoks,
front and center, and probably the OG
when it comes to Chad, it's Chrissy Mayor.
So he was surprised by this.
His network is failing.
Oh, and by the way, Anthony,
I have made up with Chrissy now.
Do you know that too?
You did?
Oh yeah.
I didn't know that.
Oh yeah.
Me and Frank Palagrino.
Why don't you call it a time?
No.
Yes.
I actually like Frank Palagrino.
Wow.
I congratulated Frank and Chrissy on their wedding.
Breaking news.
I didn't know that.
Listen, Chrissy really did, you know, the only thing
Chrissy did was that was wrong to me. I overreacted with the devil thing. I admitted,
uh, wow, whatever that means, all I fucking, what, what it was a Chad and Merch or whatever
those guys are. Yeah. I don't know, you know, revenge this. I'm Chad. They were right. Yeah,
I know. I have like an idiot.
You're talking to Chad.
It's Royce.
Royce and Versh.
And they're your neighbors, Chad.
You should know who they are for sure, Jessica.
I don't know, whatever.
So out of it.
That's all like his stuff.
He's so out of it with all this.
He doesn't even, he can't even remember the lies.
And it flies in the face of everything you've ever said
about Chrissy Mayer up until just now.
Do you hear how he called him Frank Pell, a grito?
I'm not your Pell!
That's a tease for later.
Now I don't understand what his logic was there.
He goes, the network is failing, oh and guess what?
Take this Anthony, I've made up with Chrissy mayor.
As if nothing's gonna be like, okay, give a shit.
See, other people don't care who's fronted with other people like John does.
Like John tried to get that poker buddy to not talk to Anthony anymore
Because he was mad at Anthony and it's just like you don't decide who I'm friends with yeah, like nobody cares if they made up and by the way
They didn't so I reached out to my buddy Frank when I saw this and I went all right Frank
I know you've been talking to John because I know he has been has Chrissy at any communication with John at all no
Not at all so Johnny could had come out and said,
yeah, we made up everything's got to be like,
they've talked.
But how meaningful is it?
Like didn't you and John make up?
And then less than $40 later.
Yeah, yeah.
Like making up with John means nothing.
Yeah, consider the source.
Yeah, we did make up and we were planning on doing a show together.
And that's, I'm still in the works.
Still hoping something happens.
But yeah, not too long after that,
John did threaten to ruin my life.
But whatever, you know, that's why pencils have a racer
as they say.
Everyone makes mistakes from time to time.
I'm ready to tell what that's like.
It looks like somebody's racing is backdrop.
Yeah, I know.
I just want to wear this green screen.
Oh my God it with that.
Is it if it wasn't bad enough to just sound bad and look bad?
Your background also sucks.
Oh, wow.
I should get a shirt that says fat police.
It would make as much sense as fucking starring Joe's hypocrisy.
Yeah.
It's like, dude, like how do you, again, like the lack of self awareness is incredible.
It's like, you're a major, major hypocrite.
And like it drives me crazy.
Like, when I was watching you on MLC with those guys and you bring up his daughter with
the food insecurity and all that shit.
Yeah.
He tries to like revise what the daughter said.
She said she faced in food insecurity.
She didn't say she was interested in studying food insecurity.
Right.
She definitely made it sound like she was poor
and struggling and not sure where her next meal
was coming from or where she was gonna stay.
And it's stuttering, John, just, you just won't address that.
He'll turn it into something else.
You said it.
He goes, he goes, well, she met my food insecurity
as she can't get the types of food she wants,
where she lives.
I go, that's the food desert.
Food insecurity is starving. You're starving. You don't have food. But go, that's the food desert. Food insecurity is start, you're start man.
You don't have food.
But yeah, he just kept going through and he's like,
no, no, no, no, that's not what that is.
Well, I'm just telling definitions of things.
I don't know enough.
It's just a Chinese restaurant.
They don't have fresh ramen.
That's food in front of you.
I can't get fresh ramen here.
A fuck.
All right.
Now this is incredible.
This is something I never thought I'd see. I mean,
everything's boring by mine these last week and a half. So I shouldn't be too impressed with anything,
but this is fucking awesome. Clip it, put it on the board. Then she says that, I overreact, yes,
and it becomes a devilverse. What's on fine with? Whoa! He's promoting the devil verse!
That's amazing.
Thank you, John.
I appreciate that.
John is fine with the devil verse.
It's kind of out of his hands.
He stands to gain nothing by saying that, which means he's like, all right fine, you guys
got me the devil versus fuck with.
It doesn't bother me.
You know it does.
It does nothing but bother him. Well, it does. It doesn't bother me.
Well, this is where I'm struggling to understand things because John sees the
opportunity now and we're going to play clips where he's talking about I keep
it all popular. I can't believe everyone's tuning in for this. They're all excited.
Like really? You didn't know that. There's over 6,000 people in a subreddit
that just goofs out of you every day. You know, you were popular. Come on, you do this.
Obviously.
I think he's just beginning to come to terms with it.
Well, yeah, I think he's finally learning how to lean
into it a little bit.
Maybe he's from watching chat.
Maybe he's learning from chat.
That's why they're buddying up right now
because he saw how chat was just like,
I'm not going away.
I'm gonna tell everyone they suck over and over again.
Yeah, I don't think he's adapted in bracing
the true heel persona though, because he still
wants people to like him and think that he's right and think that he's a good guy.
And that's not obviously what a heel does, but he is a heel.
Like the people that, and that's what none of these guys understand, except for me, Kevin
Brennan is like, everybody's killing it.
Everybody's fucking doing great numbers.
And this and that. It's like the percentage of people
watching this stuff, like look, I'm one of them.
I enjoy it tremendously.
That's why I send super chats to these people,
to chat and to MLC because I like it,
I like it and I want them to keep going.
But for the most part, nobody gives a fuck about this shit.
It's not the biggest thing on the internet,
like they keep claiming.
The podcast wars of 2023, yeah, I shit. It's not the biggest thing on the internet, like they keep claiming.
The podcast wars of 2023, yeah, I know.
That was funny.
And then I saw Opie, I saw Opie talking about it,
and he's like, yeah, like, again,
another smug mother fucker who's like,
yeah, they're trying to get me to join up.
I don't know, no, no, no, no.
It's like, dude, they don't need you.
Like, they've been doing just fine without you.
It would be more interesting if you joined in,
but they don't need you.
I didn't pull the clip, but damn it.
I ran across it not too long ago.
Opie saying he could mop the floor with all of us.
He's better than Kevin Brennan.
He's better than me.
He's better than everyone.
And Brock, it's like fucking prove it.
We've given you years to prove that.
There's nothing that you could equate
that would say that Opie's doing a good job of anything.
Oh yeah.
If anything, there's hours of content to the contrary.
Right.
I mean, being that he's-
Go get it subjectively, objectively,
like no matter how you measure it,
OP is terrible at this.
And I should've grabbed the clip.
All right.
Now, this is pretty funny because Chad, I think it's
trying to compliment John, but I would take this as a slide if I were John. You guys can
all say what you want, but John has been more successful than everyone together. I mean,
they were goofed on you and making money, but I mean, you, like I said, you have the
forest gumballife. You had record contract. You're on the biggest radio show. You're on
Leno. You're on the right. So you did good. I mean, I don't have Gene Simmons
That's the first time I went on Carl's show like you they did the segment where they're supposed to goof on you
I was like he's never done anything to me, you know, and then then that's why I was kind of like weirded out by it or I fucked it up
But it's just like what am I gonna say? I don't know it. We stutters. Okay. All right a couple of things first off
For scum was a retired, right? At right, a couple of things. First off, Forrest Gump was a retired, right?
Is that the point of that movie?
So retarded guy, he's like,
dude, you're like Forrest Gump, like yeah.
Yeah, look in the situations he had no business being in.
So funny.
It's a good comparison.
No, Forrest Gump had a hard goal.
It's these nothing like Forrest Gump.
John would walk over Jenny to get a fucking gig, you know?
The other guy that people forget about too, it's like, it's like, who did better? John would walk over Jenny to get a fucking gig, you know?
The other guy that people forget about too, it's like it's like who did better?
Shulie or John, you know, or Billy West.
And the person that a lot of people forget about is Yucco, like Roger Blatt.
That's right.
Yeah.
He's doing really well on Netflix with his animated series.
And I hung out with him once in LA.
You would never know it from his persona, but that guy is one of the
sweetest dudes I've ever met.
That's a good, friendly.
I forgot all about that.
Yeah, he did have a career after.
What is Netflix show?
Oh, yeah, he's still going.
One was Paradise PD.
It was an animated show and then he got a Kirinware of the name of the other one.
He had a Comedy Central show that was a while ago.
I was years ago, but that was a pretty successful show.
Oh, you know what, it would have been drawn together, I think, was a Yaco thing.
Oh, I'm worried about that.
No, it was.
That was a popular show as well.
Yeah, it was an animated reality show.
I think that was Yaco.
It was one of those shows around that time that came out.
Because I remember I was nothing else.
Right.
Right.
He's in production with an animated series of Netflix, which I think is better than both
John and Shirley.
So what was annoying about the end of that last clip that we just heard is Chad again
talking about how well when I went on Carl's show, I didn't want to talk shit about John
because he had never done anything to me.
And I don't know what to say.
Oh, you stutter.
No, Chad, I would play a clip and then you could comment on it.
And he wasn't even defending Johnny.
He's just like, yeah, but Chrissy mayors and asshole.
I'm like, okay, Chad, help me out here, buddy.
You know, we're doing a show here, we're doing a show together.
This isn't a conversation, we're not bitching over beers
at the bar right now.
I'm playing clips and you react to them.
And one of the things that we don't make fun of that much
is John Stutter because he's way more interesting
than his fake stutter.
The fake stutter is something sometimes.
Don't get me wrong.
But I'd rather talk about the times when he just is lost for words
He goes, uh
That's not a stunner. Yeah steals truly from his neighbor. Yeah, that's your that's how when your brains broken is what that is
That's a very different thing. Okay, we are living in a simulation
I swear to God because how the hell is this happening? And by the way, Dabble's anonymous. Thank you for A.B. and Barry generous to Kevin.
And B.B. and Barry generous to Chad.
He just thanked the Dabble's anonymous.
The haters.
I'm trying to ruin it.
It's like, well, for no forget.
He's going, I love the Dabble's.
Thanks, Dabble's anonymous.
What?
Holy.
Throwing money at him.
Well, there's throwing money at someone.
MLC, super chat was $400 or something.
Oh, yeah, yeah, whoever dabble or not,
it says, which is not dabble or not,
it's on Twitter.
I know that, but it's someone.
There were some claims it was you.
Who claims it was me?
I heard, uh, I think it was on Chad Show,
where there was a claim that it was you
that was given the dabble or not,
it was money out.
Dude, if I'm giving that kind of money,
I'm putting my fucking name on it.
You kidding me?
I'm trying to for that shit.'m putting my fucking name on it. You can't even yeah
Trying to for that shit. We want to be anonymous for that shit
All right, so this is just hilarious. I'm I'm boring and I'm my end because I don't want to get taken down by YouTube
But check out this chatter and and just not think of this one out
Eric I'm doing fine everybody you guys don't get a twist it
You guys keep coming in.
Thanks for the super chats.
Let's roll.
All right, so this chatter's name is Eric Shed.
Yeah.
And it was a giant boner.
And it says, it says, great job, Chad.
Stiff competition, but you will rise to the occasion.
And Shed's was like, no, we're killing it, Eric.
The chat does not understand super chats.
Like I sent one in that I said, it said, uh,
John Woon, it looked out a place at a sale and witch hanging.
You did not get it.
You couldn't even read it.
And then when he was doing the hype train, Mary Beth sent one in that said, uh,
April needs and then like the splashing emoji.
Yeah.
You know, that the coming emoji, like get her on the hype train. I got to go. I don't understand that. It's like.
I don't know.
We're running the whole. Yeah. That's what he wanted to do here.
Yeah. I don't know.
I think I'm comedian that doesn't have a sense of humor. Weird.
Did he get it? Yeah, just let's get jokes. Yeah. Erickson, I've never heard that before.
Have you? I was like, holy shit, it's hilarious.
I mean, sure.
And he's like, you guys dorks.
That's me.
So, all right.
So what's happening next here?
Well, the glory whole days is also a funny chat.
So we're talking about Bob Levy Stoll,
John's traveling comedy show thing.
And so John's gonna talk about why he had
Mel Rosalery green on his show.
So this is going back to when John was on the Howard Stern show and he was doing the
stand-up shows to markets where Howard Stern was big.
So Southern John had a big name.
So we like Southern John and friends and they would always sell out to see this.
And this is him telling the story and then I'll explain and actually prove that he's
lying as usual
Hey, Pekers, he police on this one guys watch out me Jim Norton
Modi who's blowing up right now and
Melrose Larry Green that I had as a goof because
He was like trying to be some boy spelled comedian like his big joke. Oh, I want a Jewish airline called Bell
Altalia. It's so bad. But what I loved about it is people in the audience started hating
on him, heckling him and throwing ice cubes and buffalo wings at him. And then Melrose
would snap and start going, fuck you, fuck you and just go off on the crowd. Me, S. Laurentine, cause none of your friends are gyms,
so am I.
Me, Laurentine's a polo, we would laugh our asses off
on the side stage.
They're laughing their asses off.
So he's claiming he had Molo's way green on his shows
as a goof because of this confrontation that he would have
with the audience and they're all laughing about it.
Well, let's rewind back to when this was actually taking place.
Mowrose-Glory Green calls in to the Howard Stern Show.
And much is revealed. I played this on a bonus episode of Easy for You to Say.
But I thought it'd be a good time to bring this back again, in case people haven't heard this.
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What's your problem?
You take the money out of home with people here.
No, it's retarded.
Why would you take his money?
I'm going to retarded.
Just he is.
He wants a great guy.
He asked me, he said, I want to open.
I said, no way, Larry.
He's like, come on, you know.
What can I do?
I said, pay me.
He goes, all right.
So what would you say, no?
Oh, sure.
That's you.
I didn't know it was gone last night. It was in the road, was it? I always say, did you buy dinner also? No. No, I got a pay me. So what made you think that was? Yeah, that's the end. I didn't know. I was gone last night and Rose was limo.
I always hated you by dinner also.
No.
No, I got a free salad.
God, how can you take this guy's mind?
No, no, he needs.
No, he's no money, no, he's no money, do it.
Yeah, but so what?
So, John now, because he wrote about in his book, too,
he tells the same story that he just told Chad,
is this guy who's helping this guy out,
putting him up on stage, let him try out his act,
he's getting booed, but it's funny, because the audience interaction,
when really the reality was, John goes,
I don't want you on the show.
And that was like, well, what can I do to get out?
He's like, if you pay me, I'll put John.
He's like, all right, I'll give you 500 bucks.
Every time I open for you.
Which is a shitty thing to do.
John's already making all this money.
He's keeping a ton of the money,
and he's not doing much of the performance at all.
It's the comics that he's bringing along with them,
that are actually the reason why the show's entertaining.
And he's also exploiting what Howard Stern refers
to as a retard in the Rosemary Green.
So again, John, I wish I had the shirt on.
I'd pull it up.
Hypocrisy police.
It's one thing to not pay somebody for helping you
or just doing something.
Five minutes, people know from the house.
I was searching, I was like green,
what was like a whack packer.
They know from the show, what I'm up there.
He's like, no.
Right.
But it's another thing to say,
you have to give me money.
You don't need him to give you money.
And also, the way John thinks,
and this is very telling, where he goes,
he offered to give
him money.
What am I supposed to do?
You say, no, you gave him.
Well, I'm not going to have you on the show.
What are you going to do to get on the show?
It's like, he kind of asked him for money right there.
That's how that works.
Oh, put my hands for tight boss.
Yeah.
We're going to do the same thing as a comedy promoter that he did with his podcast where
it's like he gets
people who he considers to be talented and lets them do all the work.
The same within the podcast like people would ram along for 20 minutes and he would just
sit there and say nothing.
Yeah, Hell Sparks.
Yeah.
Hell Sparks.
Hell Sparks coming back to the end.
That's what I wanted though.
All right.
So someone calls out John for the way that he drinks his beer with his pinky out. Now, if you guys remember, John was calling me out for the way that I wanted that. All right, so someone calls out John for the way that he drinks his beer with his pinky out.
Now, if you guys remember,
John was calling me out for the way that I drink beverages.
So this is hypocrisy.
Yeah, he got.
And by the way, like soon I drink like this
and I have to pinky out,
that's a feminine,
I'm a feminine, who gives a fuck.
Yeah, that brings us to this one right here
because you said you'd answer everything you didn't care
John biggest hypocrite make fun of Carl for being feminine
But everyone has to respect your kid
Stutter go
How is it already movie you did?
Okay, so someone calls him a hypocrite and he pulls him in shirt with his hypocrisy police like that's not an answer
To why are you being a hypocrite. He pulls him in a shirt with his hypocrisy police. Like, that's not an answer to why are you being a hypocrite, dad?
I don't understand.
And then stammers, but he's not, he's not really stuttering.
He's saying, okay, all right.
Well, like he's just making these noises to give himself time to think of, like,
how do I defend myself for being a hypocrite, which I obviously am.
And it's like, Pete, pointing your finger, fuck you.
Don't say like, oh, like he's just trying to justify him calling you a femme.
And it's like, I'm a feminine too.
Yeah.
No, I know he never worded that.
He never said that before.
He's been called on.
I've got a curly haircut and titties.
Yeah.
Right.
Yeah.
A weird comeback when someone called you a hypocrite to say, I'm wearing a shirt that
says that.
So it's not me.
Like, well, that's not how that works.
But this goes on about, I guess,
he's trying to say that I was bashing his kid
for being gay.
This is what he's saying, this is what he's saying here.
You do understand the difference between,
you know, bashing a gay person,
or just saying a guy is a little effeminate.
Do you understand his difference?
Yeah, Of course.
It's a very big difference.
So stop trying to rewrite the definition of effeminate.
Stop trying to make that because I would never ever
best a group of people, any group of people.
I don't care.
What about Republicans?
Yeah.
And about half the population of the United States, John,
what about every Southern States we're talking about?
I've never been to a group of people.
They should all get COVID and die.
Yeah, you know what I'm vaccinated.
Holy shit, this guy has no self-awareness.
It's so fun. I want to.
Okay, so here you go, effeminate.
Having characteristics and ways of behaving traditionally
associated with women and regarded as inappropriate for a man.
So no, it's not like saying, hey, you're gay.
What everybody knows, that's what you mean.
Yeah, and I think he did some of the slip
that he thought I was gay at one point during a malice
time, I'm not mistaken.
He said, yeah, he definitely said that.
Yeah, so he's trying to say there that I was worst
because I called his kid gay.
Now, I went ahead and grabbed the audio. This is from bonus episode number 28
Easy for you to say part one the very first clip I played of his audio book where he dedicates us to his kids
Because John kids bringing this up that I trashed his kids and I'm calling them out listen to what I say here
I guess I can explain it afterwards, but this is the definition of a
it's so obvious that don't care about his kids and this is a joke. I'm gonna go over the top with it.
I dedicate this book to my three wonderful kids Nightlily Bell and Oscar.
Those kids are like fucking losers. You're dedicated to those fucking losers.
I heard that his kids are all losers. You hear about this?
Yeah.
The producer has one of bunch of losers. I heard that his kids are all losers. Do you hear about this? Yeah, they're so close to what about the losers. Uh, but they're good looking, right? For a guy who
doesn't want his kids brought up average, she brings him up a lot, doesn't he? All right,
I got a little something for this. If you want to play my number two, and I, I edited,
you can tell when, uh, when the two clips are joined together, you'll be able to tell. Okay.
I dedicate this book to my three wonderful kids night Lily Bell and Oscar
I have dreamed about having you since I was a little boy and you have surpassed all my expectations
Still the most important part was being a father to my three wonderful kids night Lily Bell and Oscar
Those kids sound like fucking losers
Well, I put that together because that's less than a minute apart in his reading.
Right.
He has to say them in order because I think he's going to forget.
Right.
He does.
It's like, uh, dabble, babble and flop.
Right.
Something like that.
Wink and blink and nod, whatever.
Um, but it's not just a strange thing to say.
I dreamt about having you since I was a little boy.
Yeah.
Everything accomplishes.
Like he's wanted to accomplish that. Whether it's teaching science or having three children or boxing crazy cabbie. All
dreams he had his whole life. Anyway, do you see what I'm talking about? Like John keeps
bringing up that I've talked shit about his kids. It's like, this is such obvious. I don't
know who they are. I don't give a shit. Oh, right. You brought them up with your
life. Why don't you think his kids are so interesting that everybody wants to talk about
about? It's like the only thing we know about his kids
are that two are transgender now or just one.
I think one is trans and one is gay.
One is gay, okay.
And one of them faced food insecurity and homelessness.
That's literally all I know about his kids.
Yeah, and I don't know what he gives the fuck
about his kids and you're right.
He will not stop bringing them up in reference to like,
oh, everybody should, Anthony shit on my kids,
Carl shit on my kids, I'm shit on my kids.
Yeah.
Sure.
Oh, some people on Twitter are saying,
I mean, I'm not the one saying this.
Well, people know it's a soft spot.
He's using like somebody's,
he's using this as a shield.
Yeah, this is his, you know, he's a victim
because people are talking shit about these innocent kids
who want nothing to do with show business.
So he's leaning into it so much
he wants people to talk shit about his kids
because then that gives him the moral high ground.
If that's how he's looking for in this,
he's not actually worried about any of this.
Anyway, I could be wrong about that.
What do I know?
So someone brings up John's complexion here.
And I love that John doesn't have just one excuse,
not two excuses, but three excuses for why he looks the way he does
And I'm gonna opine that none of these are the accurate reason why he looks like this
Yeah, he and he's also he's going out for the
Roll there's a roll he's trying out for yeah role. There's a role he's trying out for.
Yeah, yeah, I'm going to play corpse like Kevin Costner in the, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
uh, uh, what was that called?
That, uh, uh, six, 30 minute chill.
No, no, it's, uh, I'm going to drop a reference.
Yeah.
That's terrific.
That's terrific.
That's why jazz the best. He's just quick with a reference
as timing is perfect. So he's spot on. Chad is so accommodating and survival. It's like
it makes a cringe. Like when he was talking about Chrissy and Frank, Chad hates them.
Yep. Chad should have said something about it. Not just like he's just, he's too agreeable.
Like if they want their show to be successful together,
they have to disagree,
but they're both so fucking hot headed
and fucking out of control that it wouldn't last.
They get mad at each other.
Pride, did you see what I showed up on Chad's show
the other day?
Oh yeah, sure did.
Big smiles.
Big smiles are like, hey, look at all of us.
Look at this.
We're all doing this together this fun
You would think with the shit that he's talked about me that he'd be spinning into his microphone Abby
Carl you fucking ass like it was like hey, Carl what's up? I got a jet
It is funny on that works. Okay, so John has three reasons why he's pale. None of them are organ failure
None of them are organ failure. You know, you know, you know, is that,
or whatever reason that wasn't one of them.
John agreed to $600 for one hour to be honest with Chad,
and he must have set his alarm
because watch this, but an hour is up.
No, let's wait, it's an hour, Chad.
All right, you want to keep going?
I'll, I'll tell you what, if you want to keep going,
I'll split super chats with you.
Well, I'll, I'll keep going, but you know,
I better make it worth my while you prick.
I got you.
Okay.
This is why no one thought John was going to be out the internet for as long as he was.
Because as soon as he's in the spotlight again, he loves it.
He can't stop himself.
He really does think he's a star.
Yeah.
Like he's, he's, I called.
Sure. And he is. But it's nothing compared to this guy. Like he's, I called Shulix. And he's talking arrogant, but it's nothing compared
to this guy.
Like he's delusional.
Right.
He's been thinking about it in a lot of ways.
There are similarities there because yeah, he's like,
he's like, well, everyone's watching,
so I guess I'll stay on.
Yeah.
Oh, you better make it with my while.
Well, it's not to go shazards and 18 back a quarter.
All right, 12 quarter. All right, well, back.
Meanwhile, Chad has like 25% of the live viewers as the shows that are sniping him.
Yes, they get into that.
And I will talk about that in a minute.
Actually, that's coming up because John wants to know who people are watching.
But first, Husey comes on with a post here.
And now, John doesn't like Husey because John went on Huzi show years and years ago.
And then Huzi had me on not long after.
And John reached out and said, what the fuck?
You know, if you have John in your show, you can't be friendly with other people that he
doesn't like.
That was his mentality.
I think that's changed.
But back then, that's like the Eric Carton approach to friendship.
I love somebody came in as Guluie.
He's the guy that fucking, you know, tried to, you know,
that broke, uh, he was he?
What?
This guy nice.
No, uh, I'll use these as dickhead.
He is a fucking two-faced dickhead, too.
He's probably laughing any of you.
Let's go.
Let's go. So no! Oh no! Let's go!
Let's go!
All right.
All right.
So here we go.
Yeah, I'm drunk.
I had one beer.
And I'm not even done with it yet.
All right.
So just wait.
Yeah, I know.
So here's a game.
Five bucks.
So I love your book,
I heard it on WATP.
Yeah, I know all about it.
You know, that, you know,
I definitely take exception to that. know, that, you know, I definitely take
exception to that. They're fucking with you, John. They're fucking with you. They didn't
hear it. I'm not. Anyway, so come on.
So I learned that like you can't believe, don't believe anything you hear on the internet.
Certainly don't believe everything you hear on the internet. Brian, the rule is if you want
it to be true, you should believe it and repeat it often.
That's a good policy, yeah.
I think that's a good policy, right?
When people feed you bullshit, they get you.
They're wild up.
I think you're talking about the secret, Carl.
I know, a little bit.
So I love that,
Huzi comes in with love to you in no country for old man,
but then that followed by that Tilden guy
that John got upset with is actually goofing on chat
if you could actually have any reading comprehension skills because it says,
John, can you teach Chad how to broadcast while drunk, you handle yourself well while he passes out
like a bloated son. So what he's trying to tell him is like, John, you actually don't pass out
on your show when your drug Chad does. And he's, and of course Chad leads that up because he doesn't know
what's going on either. This is how, and of course, Chad leads that up because he doesn't know what's going
out either. This is how many people are watching right now.
And this is where John gets excited.
I have to be watching. I can't even see.
Like 275, but it goes up and down and it's just, you know,
there's, but there's a Kevin Brennan's watching this right
now. Shrewley networks watching this. And I'm
sure that I've been this too. Yeah. So you used to stop Kevin. Kevin's not being you. Yeah this and I'm I mean this too. Yeah, so you used to
stop Kevin. I'm Kevin.
I'm not playing a show. So let
I'm tonight. God, who knew I was
who knew I was as famous? You know,
that's that's comedy in its own.
And she's about myself this much.
And Shule's got Carl on right now.
So they're like doing with
oh my god look what he said oh my god this is a
holy way
this is a snooze fence oh my god this is a so they're going to go over this for
like four months which is fine probably yeah now
love Chad's carl impression
I'm going to love it
I'm going to love that now John saying he didn't realize how famous he was because he had very excited that
MLC and Shuleys sniping them.
So there's thousands of people watching.
There's, you know, less than 300 on Chad Show.
Thousands of people are watching it live as this is happening.
Now I mentioned before of the subreddit, 6,000 members, we did a weekend in Rochester,
the beginning of February, that people flew into
from all over the country and other countries
to be a part of.
That was just about centering John,
and what a mess he is, he's like,
I had no idea if people were interested in what I'm up to.
Oh, yes, you did, John.
Yes, you sure as shit did.
You talking about how people are making a living
off of your content, you know exactly what this is about.
Also, I want to say to Timothy Smith, who channeled this up here forever. Hi, Carl W. A. T. P. I. Timothy Smith. Thank you,
buddy. Oh, hello. Appreciate it. I still have a few more and then we'll move on to the
next round here, but all right. Getting into Anthony Comeo. I feel like there's some
words that are losing meaning when people use them as much as they do.
I did Cumia show before I knew what a pedophile, what a racist he was. I had no idea of any of this.
So you can call me a hypocrite all you want, but I had no idea what a scumbag Anthony Cumia was.
So I had a great time. I played cards with Anthony and his basement. We all know
about that. You hit on his girlfriend while you were there. You got your buddy to give
you more money on his ATM. You lost him, Handley. Yeah, you drank all the tequila. Now,
we all know about your card game at Anthony's house. He goes, I had no idea what a pedophile
Anthony was. I was just worried even being anymore. How many children did Anthony rape? I don't
know what this number is,
but he was such a pedophile or is, I guess.
I'd love to know the answer.
As far as I know, Anthony's only had
relationships with women who are of age.
Yeah, it's like if your wife is more than five years younger
than you, no matter how old both of you are,
and you're a pedophile.
Well, that's where we're at now.
And did famously bring an 18 year old girl to her prom
when he was in his 50s
Maybe late 40s as I know
Radio stunt was it a radio stunt?
They talked him another radio. I think he was danger
Yeah, that's how 18 year old girls gross you
Honestly, the way that they throw these words around it's almost to the point of like Hitler
Like you call everyone Hitler that you don't like. I don't think you know what that means. This guy was bad news
You can go on the internet and call people pedophiles and go unpunished. Yeah.
For whatever reason.
You just see what it would be like.
Yeah.
Now, they're talking about Anthony Cumia and John's claiming that Anthony only turned on
John after already teamed up with them and it was all, already's influence.
That's a weird thing too.
Chad talks about this too, where everyone's being influenced by other people to say nasty
shit.
No one's ever told me to go after someone.
I'm like, all right, if you say so.
Yeah. I always make up my own mind
about what I like and what I don't like.
I think most people do.
I think maybe they just convinced you
based on their experience with you
that you're a piece of shit.
Yeah. And they're like, oh yeah,
it sounds like you're right.
Also, I remember the episode where John came on
the Arty and Anthony show.
And they were bitching at John for using the studio without
throwing any money to the guys in the booth who ran his show for him.
That's another situation where he just will not address the actual subject at hand.
He wants to be like, well, on the tonight show, they have free beer.
It's like, well, this isn't the fucking tonight show.
And that's not what they're saying.
These guys gave up their time for free while your fucking dumbass came in and did your shitty
podcast and then just left.
If you drank all the beer left it everywhere.
They didn't even tip the guys for their time.
It's like how do you not understand that?
How does that not fucking sinking in?
Also, the staff of the tonight show would not be spending extra hours there to run your
show for you.
That makes no money.
They would be like, no, of course not going to do that. We're salaried in place. We redo the tension. And so,
Anthony definitely had a reason to have an issue with John. There's been a lot of different things
that he would have an issue, but he acts like it was only because I'm already.
Before that, we thought that, you know, I thought that we were cool.
I love Michael D. Lorenzo.
I had a great time with Michael, so yeah.
So I'm gonna analyze that clip that we just saw right there.
I think what was going on in his head, he goes,
before that, he thought he was getting the job.
He thought it was gonna be Anthony's coming.
So I think he was almost gonna say that
and then realize, oh, it's gonna make me look stupid
because I was never even in the running
because I've talked to Anthony about this directly.
And he's like, he was on No West.
There was no fucking away.
He's like, we did not assure us people besides,
already, John was not on that list.
I want to show it to be good.
Yeah, it's so insane.
But anytime you give John a compliment,
even when you're just being polite,
he always takes that to a degree where he's just like,
well, they obviously love me and think
I'm the best thing that's ever happened to the show.
I was like, no, no one said that.
No one's saying that job.
They just said, great job.
People like when you're on the show, that's all.
And then this Carlos Danger comment
where he says the Michael Deiler Enzo.
Yeah, look at the Lorenzo.
That was the last time he directed a movie.
And I think what he's trying to say is that that movie ended his career
That at all, which is weird. All right, so this is now John claiming he does not need money
He's not doing this for the money even though you saw when he just said when I were ran up when the alarm went off
He's like you better make good out this but trust me. He's not he doesn't need money. He's not doing it for that
You know, I don't really give a shit,
I don't need money really,
but I'm not gonna do this shit without getting paid.
It's just not, you know, so funny,
some guy off his, we 250 to do shuggo.
Nah, nah, I don't know,
now it's gotta be, you know, a thousand,
whatever I said to him, he goes,
you're not worth it.
I go, well, why do you keep asking me?
Yeah.
Fuckin' don't ask me that.
Anyway.
It can't be both things.
Yeah, Cardiff.
It can't be, I don't know who this was.
It can't be I don't need the money and 250 is not enough.
Because that means you need money.
And I get it.
Times valuable.
I wouldn't just say yes to anyone.
Now the person he's talking about here is Michael Gavanale.
Brian, you probably know who that is, right?
I feel like it, who is he? that is, right? I feel like it.
Who is he?
Michael Gabinalee.
I feel like I do.
He's been on a lot of the compound shows.
He has his own show.
Oh, yeah.
I've got to show a couple of times.
He's been on this show once or two.
Yes, we had him on this show once with Chrissy.
Yep.
Very good.
He reached out to me quite a bit, but he was telling me how he offered
John 250 and John turned it down.
And so that's why I know he's, so he's talking about, Brian, if you had to describe Michael Gavin Oli,
maybe you could do a good job of doing this.
You want me to describe him?
Yeah, I mean, if there was a way to describe this person,
I don't know a well enough.
Like I recognize the name.
Yeah, sorry.
No, that's fine.
He's not, he's not the,
cut that part out.
He's not the quickest draw otherwise.
That's not good.
A bit of a goofy dipshit.
All right, I don't know of it all.
That's fine.
So then this is a weird thing.
I think this is the real Benny loco.
Now, Benny loco is one of his scorned moderators
who's very upset with John.
We've seen a lot of evidence of this.
He's posted about this all over the place.
And this looks like stuff she would post.
No, I don't know if it's her or not
because anyone could create an account on YouTube
and make it look like they're them but anyone so he
starts trashin my child Lily and starts comparing her saying that she's
Bob a boy's kid and Carl and by the way when I said Carla the other day Carly's to come into my chat room is Carla and super chat me you idiots
Ask him
He calls himself Carla not me. He did
Not sure. Yeah, not sure. I've never once gone into his chat room as Carla and super chat to them
Again, I want the credits if I'm super chatting anyone I'm doing it. It's who are these podcasts Yeah, yeah, who do you see who these podcasts and money involved? That. Again, I want the credit. If I'm super chaining anyone I'm doing it,
it's who are these podcasts?
Anything you see, who are these podcasts and money involved?
That's me, I'm doing that.
I'm not anyone else.
So I don't know where he got this idea that I'm Carla,
and that's why he calls me Carla.
That sounds made up, maybe he's misinformed.
That's possible.
So anyway, Benny Locke right here wrote,
John, you broke my heart, please go away again.
And John notices that because she comes back
and says, tell the truth about the cancer.
And John goes, that's not the real buddy loco.
She knows the truth, I've said the truth.
So I'm afraid that is the real buddy loco.
I think we're wrong.
Didn't he drop that it was Nikki B's husband
or something in one of these streams too?
He did, yes.
He raised $200.
His mom chipped in a hundred bucks or an iPad mini or
both. I can't remember. And there's one thing I know about cancer. It's cured by iPad mini.
Well, or gift cards. If you play on your iPad enough, you're going to be cancer free at
no time. The saddest thing is, and I hope I get a chance to talk to Johnny because I like
to talk to him about this, is that he was so concerned about this person.
He doesn't even know if the person is still alive or not.
He couldn't keep in touch with these people to see how they're doing or reach out and say,
hey, I was your husband or something.
Jesus.
It just makes me feel like maybe that was a scam all along.
This is the last clip I'm going to play from this.
And this is part two.
John with Chad
from my perspective.
There's more to this than I wanna get to,
but I can't do it all in one sitting obviously.
So John tries to set something up.
The reason why you would set something up like this
is if you have a punchline.
That's why you would do this.
So I'm not even gonna blame Chad
for not understanding what's going on
and having a hard time following this.
I gotta say, John, you gotta come with something if you're going to do it this way.
Julie's not fucking interesting. When Julie does this show, hey, I'm going to be
Julie now. Now you asked me a question about like about my career, anything. Just like it,
about stand up or anything you watch. This is how it really answers what it's okay.
Just ask a question. Just ask me questions like I'm surely, you don't know, but you're interviewing about comedy yet.
Hey, Shirley, how did you get on the Howard Stern Show?
Oh, you know, it took a lot of hustling.
I gotta say, I've always been a very, very, very big hustler.
You know, when I paid my dues,
and you know, I was in the Luke Club,
but you know, I hustled, and I hustled.
Nobody could believe I can, nobody could believe
I can get on the show, but you know, I was such a hustler, you know
And I'm so good at what I did the stranger realize how super talented I was and you know when I hustle though
I you know, I got my hands dirty, you know
You know that's that's even that is too charismatic
Okay, all he does is brag.
All right.
If he says, he had nothing for that.
Vague platitudes.
What a brag.
And I know the story of how Shuley
out of the Howard Stern show.
That's not how he would tell it even closely.
No.
Shuley was a caller.
John knows that.
He was the call screener.
Call screener job, they called him.
John is the call screener. He hader job, they call them. John is the center of the call screener.
He had been crazy richer in the collar.
Which talked to Jack in the jokes there.
Yeah.
But anyway, I just thought that was like the worst setup.
You got to have like a quick punch line.
If you're going to ask me a question like I'm sure
you're going to be like,
you know, that's like, okay, it's funny.
That's just how it's a truly sad.
Right, I don't even have that plan, but I'm just saying that's something that would make more sense.
Also, what's the age where, like, as guys, we stop making fun of other guys for being bald.
Yeah, I know.
As far as you're 20, as far as going to, as pulling his hair back, look at me up, chool.
Yeah, chool is not like a young man.
It's not surprising that he's lost hair. Like many people do. I should have. What do you do with pulling his hair back? Look at me up chool. Yeah. Yeah, chool is not like a young man.
It's not surprising that he's lost hair.
Like many people do.
I should have.
I have to call you out, Brian.
I got to call you out because I believe that when we were watching Hulk Hogan's TV show
this morning, that was one of your go-to things.
It's like anyone who do reg every day.
It's obviously gone.
Yeah, you're right.
You're right. I've're obviously Bob. Yeah, you're right. You're right.
I become the Bob. I've become the
Bob leave you of the Carl Network
about all these different shows now.
Yeah, the
Poggracy Police.
All right, I'm going to go out of the
way a little bit here guys. I want you
to break down.
Shuley got on Chad show to talk to
John Chad. Fortunately got himself
out of the way, which was great.
Right. yeah.
And it was Shuley versus Southern John,
the showdown we've been waiting for, for years now.
Yeah.
Finally happened.
So take it away, Andy.
Okay, well in this first clip,
Chad has John introduce Shuley onto the show.
Okay.
Ladies and gentlemen,
here comes the biggest half on the internet.
Woo!
He's known as the Doospayer,
because apparently he's the only comic
whoever paid his dues.
And he has decided to base his whole life on me.
There he has been as smugg as usual.
Ladies and gentlemen, the Doospayer himself.
Shulyeegar, sit back, get your popcorn, people!
So if you want to play the, uh,
Doos Paired drinking game, I don't recommend it.
Oh, Jesus.
Because you'll be, you know, you'll get alcohol poisoning.
Yes, there was a fourth of July.
I need to relax.
I need to relax.
But he's just screaming Doos Paired over and over again.
And this is the third time I've watched this now at this point.
And it's just like in my head.
I just call anybody that cuts me off in traffic,
do you say?
I do swear, I love it, it's so fucking funny.
I call people to cut me off a new port,
but if you call me do you swear, that's fine too.
I mean, it sounds vaguely antisemitic, doesn't it?
It does, yeah.
It was like money lender.
Sure.
I think that's where he's going with this and he won't stop saying it.
You know, I've got several issues with Shulee.
And now I got a new one.
Yeah, he's wearing a fucking steel toe hoodie.
Come on.
Why are you rep on those guys?
In my dream world, it's Chad and John team up to do a show.
And then Carl and Melton team up to fucking eviscerate steel toe.
I like it.
Make him go back to whatever he was doing before he did radio.
Drive him out of the business.
I actually on Would You Kindly, she never responded probably because nobody ever listened
to it.
But on Would You Kindly, I offered to take in April as a sister wife.
Mary Beth agreed to it.
I said April, come on over to New Jersey, a real state, not this
Minnesota shit. Live with us. You can experience what it's like to be with somebody who can
go on and be entertaining. I like Carl's, like, Carl's not committing to anything.
I'm not fencing here. I'll send you the clip. If you could find the clip of that, I'll
send it over to April. And we'll see if we can get something to roll in there.
All right. I would love to. Yeah.
All right. People give her a hard time because of the mega mind thing, but I don't know.
I think she's cute. She's very cute. For sure. And she seems like burdened by steel toe.
I feel she's burdened by his very presence, his existence. It's a burden to listen to.
It's a burden to be on it.
It's a burden to like enter into that world.
Where you're just, hey, we just,
our family live in this house like now,
every day we go downstairs and get thousands of people
pissed at us.
Some of the stuff that's like,
they have a police call to our house.
Like, why are we doing this?
This is terrible.
Okay, so honestly, a lot of my clips from this are Chad kind of being like cute from the
backseat.
Yeah.
A lot of that is going on in this.
And I think a lot of people were so focused on John and Shuley that Chad kind of is an
afterthought, but not yet.
Right now, this is Shulie joining the show.
And John losing his shit in the weirdest way possible.
I don't know where in his brain he thought
this was gonna go over as like some big own of Shulie,
but no one gets it at all, including John.
Shulie at the cow, bow, Shulie. Sh. Julie and the girl, both Julie.
Julie and the girl, both Julie.
Julie, Edas, Edas, be better.
Julie, Edas, be better.
It's like, you can see him looking down.
This is an example of John wanting everyone
to think he's intelligent.
Yeah.
He can't even remember Julie is my dog in two different languages.
Are you okay?
So he has to have his crib note right there and you're right.
Andy, like I know his attitude, he looks down.
Yeah.
Like if you're going to insult someone and you're going to go at them, you can't be referring
to fucking a cheat sheet.
Yeah.
I thought he was trying to be a little bit.
Yeah, he wasn't fooling me.
Turns out he has no idea what he's talking about. Yeah, I thought he was trying to be a little bit. Yeah, he wasn't fooling me.
Turns out he has no idea what he's talking about.
And so in this one, Julie Starkes.
How long has he been thinking about this day
when he's finally get to talk to Julie again?
Yeah, he's been practicing, he's practicing this.
He's practicing his Hebrew to do this.
You have that?
Yep, look at that.
Three, it's fucking saved.
Are you speaking Spanish?
First Hebrew and in Spanish wow you're really
smart. John's the smart one here. Yeah. You couldn't tell that was a pervert Hebrew accent
now. Yeah. And this is why like I said that I don't think that John poned Shule because
this shit is lame. Later on again he refers to him as the do's and like I don'ted Shuley because this shit is lame. Later on, again, he refers to him as the douz,
and like, I don't think Shuley did a great job
either fighting back with John.
But, but he really, the only thing that made me laugh
was when John was going on and on and yelling,
and then Shuley started yelling back at him,
and he's like, I run this show.
This is my show.
He's just like doing a wrestling shit.
I have to admit it made me laugh, you know?
Yeah, there's some good moments like that.
Where John just comes off as totally fucking unhinged and drunk. He's just like doing a restlessness. I have to admit it, made me laugh, you know? You're right. Yeah, there's some good moments.
Where John just comes off as totally fucking unhinged
and drunk.
I don't know if you guys are not.
John's strategy here.
And this is a tried and true formula.
He's probably seen Howard do it 100 times
is you win by shouting over the other person.
Oh, right.
Especially in radio.
Yeah, especially in radio.
You could pot the collar down and yell and yell and yell
and they don't get any words in.
And then you just go, psh, see?
Yeah, that's got nothing.
Right.
Good much.
I think it's an old meme or something.
It was like yelling that next best thing to being right
is a connection of arguing.
Right, yeah.
That was a strategy.
So here, Shuley starts trying to explain to John
that there's more things to speaking
a foreign language than just screaming something written phonetically on an Arby's napkin.
I will get off my practice date.
I practice speaking a language I've never spoken before.
It's so pathetic. This is a guy, now,
Shuley was born in Israel.
His parents speak the native tongue.
So he goes, well, your accent's terrible.
I can't make out what the fuck you're saying right there.
It's not working.
Plus, this is all blown out,
and overmodulated.
Oh, there's that too.
It doesn't help spitting and stammering and stuttering.
And like, I just don't understand,
like, if I'm arguing with Shuley,
and I want to be like, Shuley, you're my bitch,
that's what I'm gonna say.
I'm not gonna like, look it up.
And then like, I don't understand the benefit to,
like, does he think that he grew people
and Spanish people are also watching
and wouldn't be able to understand other ones?
Exactly.
Like, what is the point of that?
What's the fucking point of this?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah. He's. You can tell though, like, he truly hates Shuley.
Yes.
He truly hates Anthony.
You can hear, you can see it in his face.
He likes the same face.
Yeah, yeah.
He doesn't get this worked up over you.
Right.
So that's how you can tell that, you know, he's just,
I mean, they're never going to get along.
But here comes the
old uh... course light doesn't get you drunk argument clip five
uh... john why are you so drunk on a saturday afternoon it's so early i've had three
beers
uh...
i really just wanted to freeze it there where you don't know the fucking out to you
that is a hat. Nobody else on
this stream is drinking. No one. Just John drinking multiple of course lights. It's Saturday
and you give him a break. Hit the floor. The July. It's a holiday weekend. Give him a
break on this one. I will say I watched this on the Uncle Rico Show this past weekend. And if you want to check that out, that's on the Shuley Network.
And Chad is sneakily funny on this.
This is where I'm going with this right now.
I was actually giving it a prop.
So I'm like, he's actually doing this the right way.
Just making a little face and show.
Yeah, because we've already had a few clips where Shuley keeps calling John his body,
his pal.
John is freaking out about it.
And what's Chad here?
This is where Chad kind of realizes that he's just like,
lost control of his own show.
Yeah, which is fine, yeah, right?
You so angry, pal, I brought you out of your shell,
you should be.
To that my pal!
You know that my pal!
Your Chad, Chad's like, what am I supposed to do from here?
Yeah, I mean, it really turned into the whole South Park debate.
Bob, not your friend, buddy, buddy guy, you're not my pal, buddy.
It's so insane.
When I took from this argument and like I saw other people having this conversation,
I got the feeling that Shuley was going to come in.
He's like, I'm not going to fucking engage in the wrestling stuff with John. And I'm going to take the high road. And also it appeared
to me at times he was toying with him, like in moments like this, like saying the buddy
pal shit, like he knows it's making a med. So he just keeps saying it. Yeah. I've been
being low key about it.
Pretty much the rest of my clips are that Shule just finds that.
You know, when by being as crazy as Jon.
Oh no.
You win by being much less crazy.
Yeah, yeah.
So there's a few more examples of that.
So right here, this is where Chad is basically doing
the Bugs Bunny anionist stinker.
Why you just like watch Chad in this,
I'm sorry if you're only listening,
but clip seven, This is a visual gag
Buddy buddy listen
I want to beat I want to beat the fuck out of you in a boxy ring now tell me are you gonna do me? You want a piece of me?
Yes in the ring
It just becomes the spectator that's what I was doing when I was
watching it. It's your microphone out of the way. It's something. Go right now. Yeah.
And so funny because yesterday I was at a family cookout with people that are still
Stern show listeners. Okay. And I was so glad that they were there because I was like, do
you guys have no idea what's going on with John and Shuley? Right. No, I was just glad that
they even know because I can't talk to a lot of people,
but they were like, I'm Shuley who,
but I was just, I went on and on for like 10 minutes straight,
but describing everything that we're talking about right now.
You know what's so sad about that is that
the Stern Show staffers, I know for a factor
following all of us.
Yeah. They love it.
And if Howard would just address it,
when Cardiff called in and brought up
Stuttering John took his girlfriend of the Dodgers game still not the best introduction to the devil
verse he could have gone with but I props to Cardiff for getting on and Howard immediately shut the
conversation down hung up on Cardiff and they they caught it out of the replays. Oh really? Yeah. So
Howard has made it a point to not bring up St John or any of this stuff. And maybe it's because, obviously Howard's a bobbet for sure,
maybe it's because of the lawsuit,
he doesn't want to give him any air time whatsoever.
But I swear to God, this is so fucking interesting.
This is better than anything the Wack Pack is currently doing.
If it was bringing these clips,
like he used to bring with Eric the Midget
when he had his own podcast or even Hype Itch Eric
was trying to do a show with Joey Boots and
some of this is fascinating.
Oh yeah.
I wonder what that was like for the people that work for the show when they're just like
listening to the show and then suddenly carnival electric is on the line.
I think you're like whoa, world's are colliding over here.
Oh yeah, there's a lot of guys in the back office and I swear to God if Howard had entertained
it for a second, I bet someone would have popped on.
But yeah, what he's talking about is,
because they know, they know this shit very well.
A lot of them keep in touch with Julie and are gonna do it.
Yeah.
Okay, clip eight, this is, okay, this is that potato bar bit,
but this is where Chad realizes that he doesn't even
need to be here.
Like he just takes himself off of the show.
Smart. Yeah.
It's not even with the money with your mouth.
This news.
Pay.
Yeah.
Who's money?
The $20 that you asked.
Don't be for today.
Is that?
Oh, that's all you're so.
Dude, you suck as a comic.
Put the money with your mouth is.
Do you think as a comic in all honesty?
Do you think as a comic I'll ever get a chance to play that potato bar that you play like for the weekend?
Not just a new really are you really are you really gonna go on the places that I go to work out material?
Are you really getting potato bar?
Yeah, chances like I see
I was a bar of a queue restaurant
Yeah, that's the punchline a bar of a queue restaurant.
That's the punch line.
Did you not pull that part?
Oh, that's a funny thing.
It was a barbecue restaurant.
There is a potato bar.
Oh, you can eat a potato bar, but it wasn't barbecue restaurant.
I don't know about that.
But what's so annoying about that, because again,
people recorded John set there.
He wasn't working out material. It's it's the same act. It's been for 20 years
He started taking questions from the audience at the end. He was annoyed by that. Yeah
He did not want to do that. But yeah, so the fact that he's acting like he's working on material in Idaho
At some place that had no cover charge
Is a why yeah, so this last one, oh actually I have two more.
And this is, so Chad has gone off of his own show here.
But he decides that he needs to pop back in
for maybe like the world's most embarrassing correction.
Like they start talking about the number of people
that were in the audience.
And Chad is like, oh no no.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Shulian Chad did a show down in Florida. Yeah, not to you
like ago. Have you ever had you ever had lined the Reno left factory? Have you ever
had lined the Taro improv? Have you ever had lined the Vegas improv? Have you ever
fucking had lined the Vegas left factory? Have you? Do's pay you?
Name a couple more because I think we're getting close.
You have it. That's a good line. I'm sorry.
You did five splitters and got 27 people there.
27, eight tickets and 20 of them were going to see Chad.
28 people. I actually broke through it.
That's pretty good. It's moments like this that I'm reminded of
a quote that it's like, yes, we're all united in our hatred of Shuley, but let's not forget
who the real enemy is. That was Carl. Carl texted me that.
Yeah. They was going to that. No, like you watch this. And again, I apologize, Julie's anonymous, but Julie
comes off as far more likable than John does. Oh, yeah. You know, John just screaming
the same shit and then Julie had that that was a good line. You're like, keep going. You
know, I'm sure that one that, um, that reminds me of, and this makes me angry. It makes me angry that I have to sit here
and get a silly credit for anything.
Well, I got it.
Yeah.
Dan Harmon has a writer friend from, like,
Rick and Morty and named Rob Shrob.
And that is kind of a Shrob.
People actually call it Shrobbing
when people start listing things off like that.
Yeah.
They're like, oh, okay. They ma five more.
Yeah.
And it's obvious to do that all the time,
and it was always funny.
But last one, Clip 10, this is Carl gets a shout out here.
Oh, good.
Because you know, you don't have an education.
You're a dumb dog.
You went to college?
Yes, I did.
And I have a four-year degree from NYU.
You're a horrible advertisement for some of you.
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, what a funny line, a four-year degree from NYU. You're a horrible advertisement for some of them. Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Oh, what a funny line, news pay.
Let me tell you something.
I have an education.
You don't.
You're not smart.
You don't have an original idea and an empty head of yours.
And you stole fucking cause idea.
And if I was called, I would never talk to you again.
And he never did.
Yeah.
Like if he were you, he would never talk to him again. Like, why is he
talking to you? You know, yeah, she was being nice to me. I don't know why you're talking
to him right now. But that was also a good line. You got to get it to him, Brian, where
he says, you're a horrible advertisement for. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I mean. Like,
she really got some decent zingers in there by not freaking out and and like if John said
Like you said the word the the do's pair thing. We said it once he said it a hundred times
Yeah, you ball dumb fuck. He said it a hundred times like he just sort of repeats like he keeps him cycling four to five insults
Collegal like tires himself out. Oh, he's calling out sho for his hair. And then as soon as someone's like, John, you're howl, exterior boy, he's like,
I'm growing it out.
Yeah.
I've never really liked my crisis.
Yeah.
I just got on my Harley.
I just watched all the John Wicks.
I'm trying to look like John Wick over here.
So now this seems like a year ago,
but just last week I was at Misernault's company
and talking to Stuttering John.
And.
Yeah, see that's like,
did you clip the barbecue restaurant thing?
I was like, I've watched that five times already.
I was like, in my head I'm like,
we already covered that, didn't we?
No, we haven't covered any of it.
I'm gonna shut it up.
I know, it's just everywhere.
So I know, I got it.
I understand.
I tell you what I understand.
This is after I left.
I mean, I have some clips from after I left.
And so John is patting himself on the back
for the performance that he had on a Missy Holmes company.
Because again, this was his first time,
it was only a week in a day, go,
this is his first time back at the internet.
Now I feel like he is the internet.
Oh yeah.
But this is the first two.
My wife couldn't give two shits about any of this stuff,
99% of the time, but when you and John were on NMLC,
even she sat down and watched it.
Oh my gosh, yeah.
My wife never watches NMLC,
she was glued to it upstairs.
I heard her laughing out loud
as I'm sat here podcasting.
So yeah, that was a big event.
And let's see what John thought about it.
I think he's pretty proud of himself.
Yeah.
We got a good job.
Don't worry, just sit back, I'll handle this.
Oh, I mean, I'm not gonna fucking get in the middle of you and Carl, that's a good job. Don't worry. Just sit back. I'll handle this. No, I mean, I'm not going to fucking get in the middle of you and Carl.
That's what I wanted. So why would I fucking break it up?
We haven't.
Did I deliver or did I deliver?
You can deliver. Yeah. I just want to get a good hour out of you.
And I got more than that. So I'm happy.
Well, it's like an idiot. I paid him up front.
Like Carl said exactly what not to do.
Carl said, don't do it, but I did it anyway. I took a chance. So it's time what not to do Carl said don't do it
But I did anyway I took a chance. So I thought you got to take a chance in life
I'm wearing a cabin
I can't box stutter John. I was recently real one of your biggest critics
Stilto cannot adequately please his wife to completion
Do you have any advice or recommend techniques for stilto in the bedroom?
Yeah He probably does any advice or recommend techniques for stilto in the bedroom. Yeah.
Yeah.
He probably does.
Okay.
It was the best.
That's another advantage to April joining my marriage.
Now she is two people who can please instead of zero.
Take that stilto and now you're coffee.
And now Mary Beth just became my favorite review girl.
Sorry.
There you go.
Sorry Annie.
All right.
John was very happy with his performance, patting himself on the back afterwards.
And now we got to talk about the fact that I'm a piata.
Because this is what we were talking about on the show.
Oh, John Sharp, one person said, we don't, we didn't get to yet.
But one person says, they like that you still drink a beer with your pinky finger.
I know it's fucking ridiculous.
And then by you think,
Carl's a piazza.
I just think he has a little
effeminate thing to him.
That's all.
I'm not saying he's gay.
I just think he's a like he's
a little feminine.
John, you can't contend that they
closed the dorms, but still allow
people to attend class on person.
There was no comedian because everything was fully remote.
You're not bright enough to lie.
Now what they're talking about there, he's reading a super chat, but the article about his
daughter who was facing homelessness, and I took him to task on this on the show, I said,
how could she be facing homelessness when she has a mother and father who love her? She could always go stay with you or her mom
if worse comes to worse.
And he goes, you know, our Sam Carl,
you see Santa Barbara is a two and a half hour commute
from where I live.
So this person's pointing out,
if they close the dorms,
that means it was all remote learning.
She didn't need to be anywhere near the school
to continue to go to school during the lockdowns
or the pandemic.
It didn't want, you know, the most kids, I have, you know, an X-girl for the month,
a kid stayed in Santa Barbara too. He, this guy's an idiot. He doesn't know what he's talking about.
AO-10, AO-1012, is an idiot.
Yeah, because she's not a kid. He's not even a real person. He's not even a number.
Letters and a number. John's like, yeah, not even a real person. He's not even a number. Letters a number.
Jon's like, yeah, I never like 1012. What the fuck is the matrix?
Worst tag ever. The fuck was that tag? Is this the matrix?
1012 is the matrix? What do you mean? Do you think that means?
It's fucking moron. I like how now just not liking your options means that.
You're holding me.
I was here and here and here.
You're obviously, you have nowhere to live.
If she wasn't like, she was exaggerating quite a bit.
I guess it's the point where I'll try to make.
The thing about John too is like,
he's, it doesn't matter what anybody brings up in the chat
or in the pot or whatever, he's never,
ever wrong.
Right.
Everybody else is a fucking idiot.
Anybody else who brings up a point is wrong.
It's like, John is constantly right.
Like this, this, this chatter brought up a good point.
It's like, if it's remote, then what's the problem?
And he's like, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,
fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,
fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck the fuck is fuck? Talk to the power. Talk to the fucking dudes, man. Yeah, because his whole thing, his whole thing was,
they closed the dorm sound and 10,000 students
all had to found housing,
and that's why it was difficult for her.
So, even if it's not that you go back and live with your dad,
you don't have to be at Santa Barbara.
You can go find out home somewhere else.
I'd rather die than live with my dad.
That was the whole point.
Although I will say though, I got to give him credit, Brian,
for some reason, John admitted that he overreacted to the devil or comment. He did take responsibility
for that one. They gave ROTC credit, which I was shocked by. Still shocked by that. All right,
just a couple more here and then we'll move on. So this is what I'm talking about where John went
off on Bob Levy on Thursday.
This is Tuesday, two days before that.
And they're like best buds and John's workshopping potential shows they could do together for
some reason.
Bob, we should do shows again together.
It was fun to minute.
It was, it's always fun.
Everything's fun, John.
And that's the whole thing.
It's like, you know, you, like, you know, you should have, you know, I do believe you have
Shulian, you'll have a normal talk.
And I think it's a good thing.
I really think it's a good thing.
I'm not trying to set you up
because I would have, I could have came in here
like a fucking idiot.
But I've got to be honest with you.
I don't think you know, I'm not saying that
because I mean, Tom Chesalley used to go,
don't say you got to be honest with me,
you know, not honest, but just the saying, you know,
it's like, you know what I mean?
You know what I say?
You know what I mean a lot?
It's just, it's not the same.
I gotta be honest with you is definitely
something a could possibly or says
because they lie all the time.
Oh, because it all the time, right?
Yeah, he's a good one.
He's like, oh, guys.
Yeah.
Yeah, you're right, that's a good point.
These people who have everything to hide
are the ones who just like,
are be honest with me on this one.
Tell me the truth this time.
No, I'm gonna tell you the truth
because I don't have a lot going on.
I wish I had a lot more to lie about.
I'm just not that interesting.
This is another thing where John has another beef with Bob,
but he's so bad at broadcasting.
He forgets what it is.
So he brings it up and he can tell he's got like the energy for it
And he's like, but I don't know. I guess I guess I'm not ready for that just yet
He does remember it though eventually. Don't worry or something like now
What I have another beep for you guys, okay
All right, why? I have another beat for you guys. Okay.
I just forgot hold on a second. I put up another super chat until then. Teething till then $10. John, you're
actually entertaining when you're not regurgitating CNN.
Keepsmashing Carla. Oh, here's my piece. Mm-hmm.
And Kevin, you tell me this is cool.
You guys sent some guy to the pub and
No, no, no, okay, well this guy video
After the Giants lost and I was pissed off and then you had a guy parked behind me, so I never
Don't done somebody did that we know we never say to do anything
Did you a not play it?
Yeah, we did play it.
Yeah.
You think that's cool?
This is hypocrisy police.
This is the, I have to point this out.
John loves talking about the video
from Anthony Kumie's living room
that was shot by his girlfriend while they were fighting
one night.
That has no bit, no one has any business to that video.
John has played it on a show for Richard O'Jeta.
He's played it multiple times in a show.
He loves to bring it up to this day.
He still brings that shit up.
But he's mad that somebody filmed him freaking out at Pickwick pub after the giants lost.
And he's like, you can't show that.
He's like, well, you're at least in a public place.
I agree.
You shouldn't, I didn't show that on my my show but you're in a public place at least and
he had to he had no problem with that doing that to Anthony for whatever reason go
figure think it's a hypocrite I'm starting to think he's a hypocrite I'm starting to
think this guy who's calling for a hypocrite is actually the hypocrite I'd like
to also I'd like to announce that I want a box, Bob, leave me to. I've been thinking about it.
Really?
Yeah, because think about it, like he made it so I couldn't go on MLC. I never got
MLC famous because of him.
Sure, you're right.
I would like to see him in the ring. No street fights, Bob. I'm too old. I don't need
to street fight. I want like big boxing gloves, like really cartoonish ones. Yeah.
And Jim stands only like this kind of shit, really cartoonish ones. Yeah. And Jim stands only.
Like this.
You know, those are my rules, Bob. I want you. I'm coming for you.
You know what would be even better. I don't know why no one suggested me.
Aaron's me.
Aaron's me.
No one suggested this yet. But you know those big blow up sumo things. Yeah.
You could buy it. He's got like, we're on to do each other bounce around.
And you know, no one will get hurt.
You can still get your,
are you Rachel?
I'm trying to be wearing one of them.
I don't want to be.
I'm going to bring someone on a guy Dylan from somewhere
because he's doing these new videos right now.
And he's got to be pretty upset with what's going on.
Hello, Laurel. Welcome to the show, buddy. Dylan from somewhere. Thank you for having me. We've been having fun over on my channel. We've got cohost auditions
Monday through Wednesday 11 a.m. But that's not what you're here to talk to me about.
Well, listen, the, the problem is is that you and Suddering John have teamed up to do a show
about Shuley. Now, John hasn't been able to make it on the show yet.
Yeah, so far, over to.
We're working it out, hoping to have him on one of these days.
Okay.
But what's he busy doing?
What's he busy doing that he can't, he's not on the chat show, he's on a Dylan show,
what's he busy doing?
Yeah, I mean, John, I guess there's substitute teacher stuff that the summer school maybe.
Well, I think it was a time zone thing was the first time
he missed it. You know, time zone with time zones. Yeah, the second time, not the time zone. It was my fault
I set it up front. We got the time zone right. I didn't tell him what day. Yeah,
it's really bad. There's a lot of silly things they could have where you're trying to team up with. I think John is like, I saw already do this a couple of times.
I'm gonna try not showing up to my podcast appointments.
Yeah.
See, to work for him, he's making $900,000 a year.
Not even showing up to shit, so why not?
Should I reveal my salary a compound when it was?
Oh my gosh, I thought for you too.
Oh yes.
Yeah, because already would be jealous.
Okay.
Yeah, I made more. Really? Yeah, because already would be jealous. Okay. Yeah.
I made more.
Really?
Let's hear it.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
No, actually, the pay was pretty decent, but E-Rock instituted this new thing retroactively
where he was going to institute like a cash-scasting coach.
And he wanted me on it.
And I said, no, so I quit.
And I'm not saying anything,
but I am saying that Steel Toe just did a show recently.
That's true, yes.
Erock, the casting couch thing,
you can't do it after the fact.
What's the person's got the job?
It's a, you know, it was your opportunity.
You still try to get it from Erock to Erock,
to the other, no.
I'm those Steel Toe.
Good for you, right?
It was nice to hear that you want to box Levy.
I don't know if you saw episode two
I pitched the undercard for the stuttering John
Fully boxing match that Keem star made the model. I have that right here boxing
I threw together a different match for Bob Levy on the undercard, but we could get Bri up on there
All right. Yeah, let's take a look at that.
This is an example of what Dylan from somewhere is up to.
And unfortunately, I'm a little bit worried that Sunnary John's new show is going to steal
your thunder here.
Dylan.
Yeah.
I'm worried too.
It appears that he might be doing the same concept without me.
Please come over here, John.
And it seems you want to do three hours at a time.
I will insist, well, John is John.
He'll do what he wants, but 60 to 90 minutes,
please, John. All right. All right. So let's see, let's see this pitch for how we can get this match
actually done on the scene. He has made three podcast appearances, three hours of peace, and in no
way, shape or form, did he overexposed himself each individual time? John, he has a plan. He is looking to make some money with this whole
shoe, shoely feud. He laid down the challenge for a boxing match with every single person in the
Shule network. And John, as your advisor, please do not face a fresh man every single round.
Just go with the money match main event of you
versus Shule. And we will go by the Keemstar model. Keemstar's low cow boxing with wings
versus boogie was an amazing success. And we can look at that to be inspired to do that.
But where where would we have such a contest? I think there is only one place that could house Shuley versus John in a boxing match and that is
Dabblecon 20 24.
Oh, the big announcement is happening right now.
I so I do have the warning at the bottom card subject to change or possibly never
exist at all.
So hopefully doesn't come to that.
And this is too big for two days.
23 was two days.
2024 must be three days because there is just way too much going on.
Day one, there will be a stand-up showcase and the Isoptopes, Isoptopes will perform.
Day two.
All right, so day one's not great, but guys, it gets better.
All right.
Yeah, come in to tell me what happens to. Yeah, right.
There will be so many live podcasts. We've got so many dabblers with podcasts. We've
got the pillars of the dabble verse, no matter how much the sholey pillar is crumbling,
as long as it's still standing, he can come and do his podcast, but he will not be standing
after this fight. A boxing match main event of stuttering John Melinda's verses
Shule Egar in 27, three minute boxing rounds. I've got John taking it in nine rounds. I
cannot wait, but that is not all. We have an amazing undercard for you as well in a tie-paid
death match. Casey Armstrong will take on Patrick Milton. Now, for those of you unfamiliar
with a tie-paid death match, we will take both of the competitors. Now for those of you unfamiliar with a Taipei death match,
we will take both of the competitors' fists. They will be taped. They will be dipped in glue.
Then they will be put into broken glass. Folks, this match will not be long, but it will be brutal.
As Casey Armstrong looks to shut up the onion once and for all.
What's your prediction on that one, Dylan? Who's going to win that match?
Oh, I think Milton really needs to train to overcome Casey. Casey is very angry. Everyone
who heard Casey go off at Milton's critique of his show, no, Casey is looking for revenge.
Well, you don't even have to watch that, dude, because I saw that Casey was on a regular podcast just talking to somebody about something normal
He's seething his face looks so angry like you're right. He's he's incredibly angry for no reason even when he's just talking normally
He's yeah, I had one co-host on the original
Casey. I don't think I love a second one. He is doesn't appear to be in the best mentally stable place
He doesn't like the good natured ribbing.
I think I got to give it to Melton.
And I'll tell you why because there's going to be some bleeding involved in this matchup.
And Melton's got way more blood.
He's got way more blood.
He's bleeding.
He might sign some autographs after.
Yes.
All right.
Let's let's check on a little bit more of this people pumped up for it in a special
Wager match Elhoriblay takes on Kevin dumb fuck mask versus penis if the teenage Luchador loses the match
He will unmask if Kevin dumb fuck does not come out victorious
His P maker the thing that made all the problems
for him will be cut off with gardening shears in front of the entire audience. A major
stakes in this. I don't know who to report. I can we can both of those things happen, please?
We're still trying to get the permits for the penis cut off. The mask can happen. We're
working out the finalizations on the permits for the weener getting cut off. Good, good, good, like with that. I would
call Lorraine Bobbitt. Is that her name? Lorraine Bobbitt. I was close. That was very close.
Now Dylan, I have to say, I would have thought that you would have Kevin Dumbfuck versus obnoxious
John because wasn't it obnoxious John suitcase that Kevin pissed into?
It was his suitcase.
And I believe obnoxious John's anger at the Shuley network supersedes that.
I believe Elhori Blay has been seething more at Kevin Dumbfuck for other reasons.
And while obnoxious John would be a great opponent for him, I believe that obnoxious john wants to take it to the chouly network
themselves.
You seem to know more about the tonight.
So I'll be expert.
Yeah.
Right.
I didn't want to play this maker.
Yes, sir.
I want to play this, this fourth match up because I thought this one, this sounds promising
to me.
I would definitely want to see this match.
This next one I am really looking forward to though. We have a steel fence sitting match.
The ring will be surrounded by a steel fence, Bob Levy versus House Sparks.
Each man will attempt to push his opponent off of the fence onto one side or the other
till there is only one man left straddling the fence. This one is to embarrass
your opponent. Your brother is tuxedo match. Okay. I like the fun sitting match. I think
it's very good. So this is the Southern John Shuly detractor show. It's working people
find that, Dylan. The Stuttering Gone Shuly detractor show is on the Dylan from somewhere
channel. I am broadcasting throughout the summer, Sunday through Thursday.
There will be something up most of the time, 11 a.m. Eastern.
And this was a publicity stunt.
I didn't expect John to be around.
I've been workshopping it a 60 minute, two minutes detractor show felt too mean spirited
and it was reworked into this.
And there is a fun segment in the end, where in the TikTok is Baylin.
We try to prove that producer Joe is not a lazy person
who just looks at other people's show,
looks over their shoulder,
and just does what they do.
You can't escape, it's basically the Baylin network
of one TikTok.
So the final segment of every shoelid detractor show
is where in the TikTok is Baylin. And we've kept track so far over to on on that
We're gonna keep it go. I have to say that by
Pointing out that people ripping me off. You're just ripping me off. Everyone's gonna be off here Robin
They're all ripped me off
I've been looking for an excuse to show my four-you page from TikTok. It's absolute madness.
All right. Well, so I am stealing from you. Like my co-host auditions is ripping off
like a variation of who are these podcasts and yeah, I'm ripping off who are these socials.
I'm aiming for the creep show next. That's my neck. Rift off of Carl's network.
Why am I promoting this guy? Cardiff Electric was to know what's on your shirt there, sir.
What is this cardiff electric?
Potatoes, I just think they're neat.
This is a great shirt that doubles both as a Simpson shirt and a cardiff shirt.
What do you think about that cardiff electric?
No, that is your real name.
Let's see if I can get him on here.
I don't appreciate the bootleg merch, but thank you for real now. Let's see if I can get a, see if I can get a mine here. Yes, I don't appreciate the bootleg merch, but
thank you for your support. Oh, you're going to have to take it
up with T public. They are pulling a lot of strings over
there. I've got several simpsons and a death by snooze new
shirt from them. I'm not sure how legal it is. Yes. But also, I
was interestingly left off of a double con 2020 point.
Who do I get to fight?
Um, was that you wouldn't, uh, on Reddit, that was requested.
You match with Vinnie or was that a corn? It's got to be corn.
That's the only. No, we need a vegetable battle royal. How many vegetables do we have?
We've got a potato. We've got corn. Who am I missing? I know I'm missing.
There's another potato. There's corn if. Who am I missing? Well, I know I'm missing some there's another potato There's cord if but I think cord is gonna have his hands fall
People keep calling me a fruit does that count that's true
It's in the garden
Cardiff thank card if that card if thank you for inviting me on to your show the other day
Thanks to Chad for inviting me on his show. But I'm like,
I almost came on, but then I'm enjoying it so much as a fan, as a viewer. I'm like, I don't want to like, when I was on comic book, then I had the chance to go on Breaking Bad, but I love the show
so much. I didn't want to insert myself and get distracted. And that's kind of what this feels
like at this point. I'm just as a viewer and a fan. I love it so much. You're the breaking bad of podcasts.
That's impressive.
I did enjoy, I did, I did enjoy seeing Brian in the chat.
That was more than enough, so thank you.
Thank you.
But Brian comes out of my show.
So I don't know, I think he's lying to you.
You're so sucks.
Yeah, I think he's lying to you, Kurt.
There's the creep off, it's all crap.
But the card of electric show.
That's weird.
Good to talk to you, buddy. Thanks for coming on the show.
Absolutely. And Yucco, I just want to say he sold the same exact show three different times.
Absolutely amazing. You were talking about that earlier. He is a hero of mine for selling the
exact same cartoon. Three different times. That can't be compliment. Was I right about what show
he had on Comedy Central? Brickle Berry. Oh, that's what it was.
Brickle Berry.
Thank you.
I thought it was the exact same show as Paradise PD
and whatever the other one is.
You're my hero.
I can't believe you did that, Yoko.
That is amazing.
Damn, and it's time to get some better heroes in life.
I still say his better work was on the side of the highway in Maryland.
You don't remember when you got to was running around gas
stations with a target on them for the DC shooter. Oh, the DC
shooter. I remember that. It's funny. It's a funny bit. I
didn't have to tell everyone guys, let's give card to nothing.
It's just everyone do. That was that was perfect. Thanks, guys,
worked out very well.
I think about this, John Shuley war is like,
on a personal level, like I said, as a viewer and a fan,
I'm like, it's not about who I like more.
It's about who I dislike less.
Yes, you know?
That's what a lot of this universe is.
I know, I've noticed that myself.
Because even as I was on, on curriculum,
and I mentioned this and we're watching that interview,
and I'm like, Chad's being kind of funny right now,
but only compared to what John is doing,
and I was just like, hey, this guy's a lunatic,
and Chad's just like mucking a little bit,
pretend to be popcorn, I'm like, that's pretty good.
Yeah, yeah.
The thing about when John was first on Chad Show 2,
like it was a little heartwarming
because Chad looked genuinely happy.
Yeah.
He's like, I did something.
I accomplished something that like,
especially Kevin Brennan,
you know, he feels inferior to him.
So like, I did the same thing Kevin Brennan did,
which I don't know, maybe it made him feel good
or give him a little shot.
I don't know if he said, look at me, Daddy,
but I know he was thinking it.
Look at me, no, Dad, he's like, couldn't do it. I'm talking to Stuttering John. Didn't it. Look at me now, dad, he said I couldn't do it.
I'm talking to Stuttering John.
Didn't Kevin show up on?
Oh yes he did.
Yeah, I played the whole thing on our bonus show.
I should go back to that because the craziest thing happens,
Kevin's on Mizorows Company sniping them
and then he gets the link so that he goes on
with Chad and Stuttering John, but he's using his phone
for that and he's still on
Mr. Los Company. He's on both shows. It was incredible. What a one time
I'll see today. It's yeah, Brian was telling us that. We'll look for it in three
minutes. Yeah. What a time to be alive. It's really, really amazing. So I teased
this and I do want to bring it up, but I don't think I'm gonna get to all the
stories today because we've been running a little bit long, but this guy, a Daniel
Fulato who is my new buddy. And like I said, he worked for Arty Lang for a long time. He's had a lot of runs with Stuttering John. And this is the guy that John calls out for enabling already. Okay. So when already was doing the Artyling podcast out of his house, and John would come over to his house,
and already would show up an hour late to his own kitchen
to do the show.
And he'd lock himself in his bedroom,
and then he'd show up, and you know,
those was bleeding and stuff.
When I tell you, and I'm not gonna go through all of the book,
when I tell you what Daniel tried to do,
and Colin Quinn and Bob Levy,
Anthony Cumie, all these guys all tried to step in and help
already and tried to get him help and did everything they can. But I guess to a point where
you guys won't be helped. Yeah. You can't help the guy. He's he's getting drugs delivered
through the window when he's locking his door. So it's just like, what are you going to do? You
know, he tried everything he could. So it's kind of shitty that John acts like Dan was an
enabler when all he did was try to be a good friend
and help him out.
But here's the big story that I wanted to tell you guys.
And I don't think anyone's gonna be surprised by this.
Southern John went over and did a show with Arty.
And John drank an entire case of beer.
This is according to Dan Fulotto.
Drinking an entire case of beer.
By the way, he said, every time he did Arty's show,
he drank an entire case of beer.
And one of the times he wanted me to go out
and buy him another case of beer,
and I'm like, I'm not doing that.
That's enough to drink.
And he's not the breaking news.
Great job, curl.
I know, I know, right?
Shocker, right?
So apparently, I think this was around the time
that John's kid was transitioning.
They were talking about it,
and no one was making more dick jokes
than settling John Melondis
He was having a field days got already laughing. He's laughing
So he felt all proud of himself. He's he's calling out his kid and
Afterwards
Dana Fulato who's used to helping out celebrities and saving them from themselves
He goes up to me. He's like, do you want me to cut anything out of that episode or anything?
It just like, no, that's great.
That's fine.
He's all drunk and he leaves.
Dan didn't post the show.
He was holding it.
He gets the call from John when John's sober is up, dude, you got to take that.
You can't post that.
Dan goes, no problem.
I won't post it.
So to this day, that's never seen the light of day on the internet.
It exists somewhere in a hard drive, maybe two hard drives, but it's never seen the light
of day. So the next time that John went over to Arty's show,
he gave Dan a big hug, he goes, dude, friends for life,
I can't thank you enough what you've done for me,
because that really would have fucked up his whole thing.
That John was doing at the time, obviously.
So now it's out.
Well, so then Tammy Pescatelli and John go on Arty's show
and Arty lost his mind on that episode. So then Tammy Pescatelli and John go on already show and
already lost his mind on that episode. It's the one we've all heard, hopefully, because they're just like teasing him about stupid shit because John's friends with Larry the cable guy and
already laughing. He's like, oh yeah, he's a great comic, a job really good.
And John's just not having it. So John escalates is to try to kill yourself again.
And Tammy's like, well, what's going on here?
John doesn't know how to be funny.
So he just goes for the jugular and it's just not fun.
And so John, after that appearance,
reached out to Dan and said, hey,
can you cut this out or that out?
And for whatever reason, like it just didn't happen.
And so now John hates that.
That's like, so Dan saved it from himself one time, couldn't do it the other time.
And now John's mad at him.
There's other stories about money lending and the LA codec theater where John and then
Goons wanted to beat up audience members.
There's so much I thought you were over an hour.
There's so much shit.
I'll say it for the next time.
We'll do this in installments, I guess.
But Daniel, I give him a lot of credit. He's over in
London right now working on a big project. He's got a lot of connections. He's got a lot of great
stories. He doesn't want to come on the podcast. He's not looking for more attention from John,
which I'm like, okay, I get that. That actually kind of makes sense. And even said he goes,
Carl, next time we talk, we got to talk about Scott, the engineer. So he's got some stories
on that front too.
Then I'm certainly looking forward to all right.
You know, I have been provided some audio that is labeled the lost party laying episode
with Stuttering John, which I will be covering tonight.
I have not listened to it.
I don't believe it's actually the lost episode.
I was going to say I will still be covering it tonight in place of some reddit surf.
I was gonna say,
this could be the chat eye-punching thing.
Right, get it down over there.
Yeah, because people have been requesting this
from Dan, including Bob Levy, is like,
hey man, you gotta find that original thing.
And Dan's like, I have hundreds of hours of podcasts.
I can't go through all these to find this.
I just don't have the time to do it.
So maybe it'll be a race of the lost arc kind of situation
and someday we'll find it.
We'll get a bunch of clues together
and didn't end well for your people.
That one didn't.
No, that was a tear jerker at the end.
We knew everything we could though.
We worked as a team, this problem.
How did we go this entire episode without hitting this important music?
I
Can I hit that because I have a song parody that came in for mr. magenta
Stunnerers of fire
I love it over Oh, we love you statue
You blithering fool Oh three three jizz to stature, you sickly white girl, oh we love you stature, won't you come back soon, oh never change stature, you drunken fool You drunk in the food The way that you lie is
Waste ignore whatever they say
Any us John is woke but still it's fine to come again
The way that you lie and dodge deflect whatever they ask
Any us John is done at least he kicked the douze payers ass.
Oh we love you, Stachon, the way that you've drawn.
Oh three cheers to St show you pasty like Oh
We love you
St. Joe won't you come back soon?
Oh
You fat trunk for food
Listen but Jetta's tell you me this is hard hard time for the song parody people right now
Because things are changing so quickly Mr. Majeta is telling me, this is hard time for the song parody people right now, because
things are changing so quickly.
So like you're working on a song, you get the lyrics sound, maybe you're recording a
little bit of demo or something and then John's on this show, and that show, and he says
this, and he says that.
And actually I actually get to the tweets he was putting out today, because this is pretty
insane as well.
I'm trying to get away from such a job, there's just too much.
Hey, dudes, Payah, I'm starting my get away from Siddharj Javith, there's just too much. Hey, dudes, Payah!
I'm starting my show tomorrow at 1.
All I will be doing is destroying you with many special guests.
I don't give a fuck if you use my content because that's all you got.
I will show you how it's done.
Still waiting for your response on my boxing challenge.
And the tags, Chad, Zubai for some reason.
Now, it's interesting that John's
angle here is, I'm going to do a show about you. And if you want to talk about me, that's
fine. That's all you got. Yeah. That's kind of what you're saying is all you got. But
all right. I like it. I'm glad he's doing it. I want this to happen. When did this week
go? Which tomorrow? Yeah. This week. There's been a few tomorrow. I like this week.
This one was from today, which is Wednesday, which means this is going to happen
tomorrow, which is Thursday.
I want it one.
That's what he's saying.
We'll see because like you said, Brian Chad was on MLC, talking about this and he didn't
see him 100% sure it was going to happen.
Wasn't looking good.
Okay.
Why is like, I don't know what decade Stuttering John thinks it is, but like why is the go-to like I want to box you
Like guys are age
Who are at a shape? I know the answer to that. I know the answer
John had such a huge payday talks about in this book when he did the crazy cabbie fight
Because not only did he get paid for the fight, but then there was also action on it and
There were bets that were being made,
but he also sold his back to Golden Palace or whatever.
So he got money for a sponsorship deal.
So he just wants to pay day.
This is the whole thing.
That's why when Bob's like, no, a street fight,
he's like, no, no, no, no, no, no.
There's no money in street fighting.
It's kind of weird talking to him.
He did mention a couple times.
He did mention money a couple times, so that makes sense.
And that was the thing that even Chad brought up
when he said, well, why wouldn't we do a roast battle?
And John and me was like, no.
I guess there's no sponsorship money in roast battles.
There's no action you can take.
No one would buy tickets for roast battle.
But I gotta show you the second tweet
that John put out today,
because we're all scratching our heads
over what this means.
So John wrote, I'm in New Jersey,
I have some business to take care of.
Some people have been using them out a little too much,
but my children stay tuned.
I'm in New Jersey.
Uh-oh.
What does this mean, Brian?
What are they talking about?
The second sentence a lot of people would say
it doesn't make sense.
So it's kind of hard to figure that out.
I think John just loves putting out this cryptic shit and letting people draw their own
conclusion.
I just don't think he proofreads this thing.
I don't think he proofreads his tweets.
This was an audio.
This was a dictation.
So what?
So using was losing.
No.
Hmm.
Yeah.
Let me, let me get, let me put my John hat on
and try and just site it.
Let me, let me read it again.
I think I messed up one of the words.
It's hard to read when the words don't make sense.
Some people have been using them out a little too much
about my children.
Using them out, that's not a, that's not a thing.
No.
Yeah, it will be.
Maybe using them, using them to understand John speaking.
Like some people have been speaking out a little too much
about my children.
Yeah, and he's in New Jersey, which is where Bob Levy lives.
So I'm sure there's a threat to Bob.
I'm sure.
But it's so pissy.
I hope he doesn't cripple.
Am I need a boxing partner?
Yeah.
I think, like, I don't't know when John talks about it, like John is crazy and you do,
I do believe that like he has enough anger in him.
Like I think he could take out Mike Morrison, Levy.
I don't know about Shuley, but boxing.
It's three different guys.
Like they don't have to recover.
So but John does.
And I think John's overestimating.
Oh, definitely.
The shape that he's in.
Most definitely.
Dylan even said that.
It's like, dude, what are you thinking?
Don't fight a face of fresh opponent, each round, you're insane.
Yeah, that doesn't make sense.
It's like, what are you talking about?
We're also overlooking the giant statement he made with you, Carl, that he's a better
guitar player.
Oh, yeah. I've got to bring that up. And it's because I'm hoping that we do, we have a debate. giant statement he made with you Carl that he's a better guitar player.
I've got to bring that up and it's because I'm hoping that we do we have a debate. I'm hoping we get another debate together him and I because I want to
challenge him on that guitar playing thing. Now, John might say if I had a
guess, because I know John pretty well at this point, he's had some strokes and
stuff. He doesn't have, I don't think he can feel the ends of his fingers.
So I don't think he can play guitar like he used to be able to.
So I'll probably say that in his heyday, he was opening for Ted Nugent.
And what have I ever done?
And that proves he's a better guitarist. That'd be my guess.
He did it.
He did it. I'm playing after noon shows in Rochester.
What did you do?
No, we're on with the beach, buddy.
We're at Charlotte Beach on Saturday.
Watch out.
If you noticed, if you noticed the promo for his new show, he did put himself strumming the guitar.
Now, in the video, is that his?
Because all I saw was, it was a muttering Jay tweet
that out, I didn't see it on his channel.
Do we know that John had that creative?
I mean, that's it.
That it came from John.
That's a shitty old video.
Yeah, I've seen that video. I mean, it started in might just be footage from that. I know I could have put that
together. Right. And some of the faces that John's making it make me think that
you had nothing to do with the fun. I don't know.
Mother James getting over on that. That's never lied. That's true. That's true.
But this would be a funny way to do it if you wanted to. I'd like it. Let's talk about the Patty parody contest.
I have one submission today.
This one coming in from Stutts Joe's Fair Use Bologna Factory.
And this is a fun one here that he also made a video for. Hi kids, do you like the party?
Record podcasts all day, quit your job at Arby's, copy me and do an accent that's Hackney.
Delete all your shows and disappear like your Carly, I couldn't find success if I found it in a briefcase.
At least I got two lips on Life Chad Zuma's face.
And Tray Peacock says,
Patrick, please get a job.
You make less money than a penis on Peepod.
Well, I thought you should know, my rap's got the flow like I record my music with shit
I bought from 5 below.
Well-produced podcast?
No, I can't relate.
I slap Carl so hard that it's teeth are now straight.
I'm not about to write shit down. I only riff. Only way to make you laugh is to push me off a
Tony hinge cliff. Fuck me or fight me. Don't compare me to Mud Shark. At least I own the claws
that I hide in at the trailer park. Pretty goddamn good. Yeah, great submission video element to
Stunchose fair use baloney factory very well done and for the record Stuttering John did tweet out that
That's the opening for his new show the hypocrisy police with Chad Zuma
That really was John that really was yes, okay. I'm so pumped for this
This is the show I've been wanting John to do forever,
like fight back.
You're calling everyone out, let's go, let's do this.
I, Andy, how, what did I do to deserve this?
I wanna think the academy, I wanna think my agent.
I mean, it is too good to be true.
It's too good to be true.
How long until these two turn on each other?
I know, I can't wait.
I can't wait.
Do you remember Chad, not that long ago, screaming
that he will not become the next Stuttering John?
Yes, I also, he's a sidekick.
I also remember Chad screaming that he was gonna go
to the Stuttering John bandwagon
and start going after Stuttering John.
I thought I got the tweets from Levy.
Oh, did he tweet it out?
Will you send me the text message?? Did he send me the text message?
No, he sent me the text message.
That's hilarious, because yeah,
Chad was all of a sudden,
he's like, seeing everyone's doing this,
he's like, I'm gonna start doing this too.
And I was like,
John, this is why we're boys.
I was never gonna do that.
Why are you talking about that?
You're talking about why.
All right, I wanna bring in our review girl,
Annie, coming on to the show,
Annie, what's happening?
Hey, how's it going?
It's going well, Annie.
And the reason why I brought you on is because
we have a very important segment to get to.
I think you guys might know what this is.
It's about catching aliens.
It's a game show.
That's a game show, huh?
It's, it's, yeah.
Yeah.
Just adding more players to increase your chances.
Yeah, I see.
What if we do this for a while now
I mean, she's pretty so Chris isn't here. So someone's gonna keep score because I will never know
What's happening here, but yeah, we got to we got to catch an alien. Let's see what's going on here with everyone's favorite game show
It's time for everyone's favorite game show to catch
An alien are you ready to play to catch an alien are you ready to play to catch an alien and
I am
maybe Brian maybe Brian
use the code MSGS media but how do you let us take Elon Musk or.
Wait, did he even say the right letters there?
Was that MSGS media?
Oh, I gotta hear that again.
I don't know, he gotta go back.
I just had to leave the awkward.
Yeah, splice in there.
Use the code MSGS media.
But how do you let me just take a step
and leave Elon Musk?
Or me, for example, you know, if like I got I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.
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I'm not sure.
I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not thing. I want an award, I open up, this is a funny story,
I'll tell you when you come in,
but I open up an engineering firm
for a funny reason actually.
I knew nothing about it,
but I had hired guys that I knew
that just didn't wanna be around the wife all day anymore.
Anyway, I want an award,
but I had gotten an extreme with it,
where I was going to win
no matter what and I always have a tough time. I'm sorry I got to pause this. There's
so much done back with this thing. First off, no one goes into business to win an award.
I always thought that was the dumbest thing. Like all right, business person of the year.
Like, it's a shit. That's how I went into business and win a fucking award. This guy's
like, yeah, I started engineering firm and I was dead set on winning an award.
How about growing your business?
Why don't I get excited about that, Davi?
Do a good job.
He started an engineering firm
for some of the same reasons I started a podcast.
Yeah, right.
I was bored, it looked fun.
Everyone else is doing it.
This guy is, and when he talks about how he gets obsessed
about things, I'm guessing his cheekbones
is one of those things
Yeah, I think there are a number of operations that I've obsessed with not crushing his hair down with his headphones
I always have a tough time personally finding a balance between when I get my mind the one something that I want to succeed in and
Then having time to do anything else like I can't tell you the last movie I watched was...
What was the last movie Tommy watched?
ET or choices.
ET.
Number one, Donnie Brasco.
Okay.
B, Toy Story 3.
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galactic guardians lastly air next lastly the new avatar to catch Avatar To catch I need you that come and did you mother fucker. Tell me second that we got six different options. Yep, who's cheating now potato
I'm real all right I go first of course obviously I wanted to be a team
But that's the obvious joke so I'm not going with that. I love galactic guardians
I got all with that. I love galactic guardians.
I don't know.
I'm just saying, I'm giving you my rationale.
Everyone can pick what they want to pick.
I'm just telling you what I think.
I love galactic guardians.
That would be a very funny one.
I don't know.
I'm gonna say Toy Story 3.
I know he has young kids.
I'm going with Toy Story 3
because it just seemed like the least,
I don't know, I'm an idiot.
Andy, what do you think?
I wanted to be galactic guardians. I want to get one too. Okay, let's go over to Brian. I thought
it was going to be galactic guardians, but in an effort, team effort to knock
cartify out of the, yeah, appreciate it. The winter circle. I'll go with
of the, yeah, appreciate it. The winner's circle. I'll go with
Donnie Brasco. Okay. And Annie, what do you think? I'm going to go with just regular, lastly, air. Alright, yeah, that's an odd one,
isn't it? Yeah, I'm very curious to see if that's what he said.
It's like three old ones and three new ones. Yeah, alright.
I mean, this is one of those ones where I've carved a
frilly some of some up for success here because it's going to be
anything. But you're gonna think about it.
I did this this morning.
You're looking at that backdrop though.
Is that an old backdrop or is that his current set?
Cause probably like air and air.
That's new.
That's new.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, he's only had that neon sign for the last month or two.
It's terrible.
Yeah, it's unreadable.
Maybe that's why he said I must have G.S.
Yeah, he's reading this neon sign.
And then having time to do anything else. I said I must have G.S. He's reading his name. I'm sorry.
And then having time to do anything else.
Like I can't tell you the last movie I watched was air.
I was curious about that movie.
I was like, oh, yeah.
Did you?
You got one.
Congratulations.
That was not an easy one.
Holy shit.
How did you figure that one out, Annie?
I think it's the one that made the least sense.
It had almost nothing to do
with what he's taught. I initially thought it was Donnie Braskel because I figured and it had
something to do with him feeling like a big shot and feeling like he was important because he's
bringing up his engineering firm and his friends. And then out of nowhere, lastly comes up in its air
and I'm like, all right, that's kind of out of left field, which is very Tommy. It makes even less sense though,
because he's just like,
I can't tell you the last move I watched.
Oh, it was air, the brand new movie that just came out.
Yeah, that's not prime today.
Yeah, it makes zero sense at all.
And Brown's hat also got it.
Congratulations to Brown's hat in our discord.
Okay, now the best part about this game is not the game itself,
but it's what Tommy says after.
But other than that, I haven't sat down
and just watched a movie in probably three or four years.
So I'm one of those extremists where I'm resilient,
but two resilient where I do nothing but work from day to night.
So when someone is in that, I'm sorry and I agree with you
if you're it's tough to be happy even if you get a gazillion dollars how do you
break that?
What? That's all for this time. Come back next time to find out if you at the
promo code MSCSmedia to catch. Oh, no, alien. Brought to you by you'll remember the 90s subscribe to the YouTube channel today.
I kind of missed the all right. I can't win. You're doing just fine. If we love the game, very well done.
Thank you for doing that for us. All right, guys, what have we done today? I'll tell you
what we've done. We've done it all. Centering John is back on the internet. And you're getting
the coverage you deserve right here on who are these podcasts because we're following everything this guy is doing and
As we've said, I don't want to beat it over everyone's head
Not only is John back. He's back and better than ever. Yeah, this is what this is what's so exciting about
This is that we could all sit here and be like oh these idiots are fucking talking about John again
Just because he's doing some podcast like no, this is the most incredible John podcast
I've ever seen in my life.
Yeah, it's the best.
It's hard, I mean, obviously we had a lot of clips today
and there was a lot to talk about.
There's still a lot more to talk about
but we haven't even talked about yet.
But it's hard to even decide what to air.
Right, because there's so much.
Yeah.
And this is the best because it's like within the orbit
of the show.
Like before he's just freaking out about Trump and it's just like who really cares?
It's just like an old man screaming at clouds, but now it's like right in your face.
And so it's also for some reason he like got his sights on me and then what yeah, but fuck that guy.
Look at Julie.
I'm like, all right.
It's like what is Julie? All right. It look at Julie. I'm like, all right! Yeah! Let's make fun of Julie, all right!
It's fucking amazing.
I love that.
Yeah, when he was using you to beat Julie over the head with.
I know.
That was interesting.
Kurt, if think about this, I had an hour and 45 minute long
conversation with Stuttering John,
and I've used almost none of those clips,
because it's been so much in this happened since then.
I'm like, well, Karen, that's all news.
We're moving on.
So fucking crazy.
So anyway, we had Mr. Magenta with a new parody song.
I was seeing such a fair use of baloney factory.
Had the new parody song.
I have a lot more to talk about for my friend Daniel Fulato
who has got a lot of information, a lot of great stories.
And don't even get me started, the guy was Mark Grace's roommate
for 10 years, Mark Grace, first baser of the Chicago Cubs,
Gold Glove winner, one of my favorite players,
well, my favorite player in the 90s.
So we have a lot to talk about with that,
but I won't bore you guys with those details.
I'll just tell you about the stuff he knows about.
He's serious about starting a shot in Ar Arty Lang and all that kind of stuff.
So you know what that means?
It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show.
Long time, long time.
Long time, long time.
Long time, long time.
Long time, long time.
Long time, long time.
Long time, long time.
Long time, long time.
Long time, long time.
Long time, long time.
Long time, long time.
Long time, long time.
Long time, long time.
Long time, long time. Long time, long time. Long time, long time. Long time, long time. Long time, long time. somewhere in his channel because he's also doing a show that I think that he picked the exact wrong time to do it because I'll
Chattano's totally stealing his thunder. But yeah, this is the part of the show. We play for the podcast that we'll be reviewing on the next episode of
Where These Podcasts. Give people excited about it. As I mentioned, programming note, we won't be doing Saturday at two Eastern, like we normally do.
It'll be Sunday at one Eastern because I do have a conflict, but we have to continue to podcast in these important times.
I can't take the weekend off.
And I'm also not sure what podcasts are reviewing.
So instead of teasing the podcast review, I'm going to tease the guest that we're
going to have making his debut on who are these podcasts.
This is very exciting shit.
You're going to want to tune in live for this one.
Who knows what could happen?
Whoa.
Hello, everybody. Welcome to toky
What's up bitches?
The much
Man, I want to loving
Much
Who gets a lot of boys and girls who's hitting drops over there
You're not excited the two kids gonna make a WTP debut on this weekend show.
Zach.
Oh my gosh.
So I've obviously been in conversations
with Elha Reble.
And my thought was I'll have on Elha Reble, Tuky.
I love these guys.
Who ever.
Together at the same time.
Well, now it's time.
But it could be one segment than the other segment.
Yeah.
But then he suggested like everyone loves Tuky.
Okay, I tired to be Tuky right now.
So I think that's what we got in there.
I think we got to go Tuky with this one.
So yeah, that should be a lot of fun.
I'm definitely looking forward to it.
I don't know why Curtis getting all jealous over there.
We'll promote you do a show with it
that you're promoting right now as we die.
I just don't want.
Just want these people leapfrogging over me.
Oh, is that what it is?
It's jealous.
That's not the way to be in this business, Karina.
If I gotta tell you, pickle potato.
Yeah, you didn't see me get all butter
when you were on with Opie, did you?
Yes.
I have the receipts.
I wasn't showing everybody the message you sent me. I wasn't even close to Sean. I was show everybody's message you send me I wasn't I wasn't close to chance like all you buddy you died
I'll be I don't want to do that
All right, well we have some some reviews and some voice mails is normally where I would end the show
But first I just want to give Brian a chance you've been on a very long time, but if you need to to bounce
I want to get an opportunity to jump off. Yeah, so tell him Steve Dave is where you can find Brian and his podcast.
People just check that out.
What's going on?
Tell him Steve Dave right now.
Uh, we're doing a lot of Patreon stuff, you know, same shit, same stuff, talking about
being old and power washing my sidewalk.
Well, I kind of interesting shit.
Yeah.
Just out of nowhere, Brian sent me a picture of his,
he was powerwashing like every other tile.
He was like light and dark and light and dark.
He's like, what do you think about this?
I was like, yeah, it's great.
It's funny.
You were all apologies.
I was listening to Andy's new podcast.
Thank you.
You're doing some powerwall washing.
Powerwall washing is fun.
It really is.
It's addictive.
Yeah, it really got me.
The only other thing I would want to say before I leave
is steel toe.
Make it easy on yourself and send April out here to me.
You don't want me coming to Minnesota to collect her.
All right.
All right.
He's putting it out there for you.
Brian, do thank you so much.
You did our bonus show on the creep off with us this morning.
That'll be out tomorrow.
And that was us watching Thunder and Paradise,
which was Hulk Hogan's TV show that's a cross between Baywatch
and Magnum PI and Miami Vice and a Suplex.
And a Suplex.
Yeah, there was a lot of weird shit going on.
So that was fun to watch.
That was a good watch along.
But thank you so much for your time today.
It's been a blast.
No worries.
Thanks for having me.
Carter, Fandy, Annie.
See you guys later.
Go on.
All right, hopefully Mary Beth's around on Sunday.
Yeah.
So since we have a special time that we're doing,
now Annie, I don't want to steal your thunder. Yeah, since we have a special time that we're doing now I'm doing
and I don't want to steal your thunder, but I feel like we need to do our new virtual review girl because I'm very excited about this
Oh yeah, pretty cool.
Yeah, I think you're gonna enjoy
So Japanese fart enthusiast sent this in and
It's gonna be tough to beat, but you never know
You never know.
Let's see what she looks like here.
Hello, Carl.
I'm here to put that flat-chested dork you call an ADI review girl to shame.
Not sure what my name should be, maybe better Vic or Wadi double D.
Anyway, here's your review.
If you enjoy pooping at work and reasonable political views, this is not the show for you.
This podcast is about handsome, normal-footed alpha-brows, telling it like it should be,
and the girls want to be with them.
3, 2, 1.
That is a 5 star review from Randy Williams' 78JC on PodChaser.
That's all I've got, but hopefully even a childless, effeminate, beer-cipper.
Like yourself could appreciate these computer-generated bazonga.
I'm a fan!
When does she start talking? What's that? When does she start talking? like yourself could appreciate these computer generated bazanga. I'm a fan.
When did she start talking?
What's that?
When did she start talking?
Did you miss that?
I was distracted.
Oh.
I snore.
I see what you did.
I've had too many technical problems today to not take that
series.
I go shit.
Isn't that working?
No worries.
All right.
So I don't know what's a good name for her.
You like Wadi Double D?
I don't like that at all.
No, it's fair enough.
Annie, do you have some reviews for us that you want to read?
Yep, I got three.
All right.
I got one from I love DJ.
Congrats on your new Bestie Stuttio.
However, I feel like he may just be befriending you to eventually steal your liver.
Skull. I can't wait for the marriage between you two. Just think Carl Melendez,
Q Carl Gazing Lovingly off screen. He's looking for a liver. He's coming to the wrong guy.
But yeah, he just asked me why my blood type was. I thought it was a weird question for him.
Oh, for a state holy shit
Is that a five-star review I imagine
Yes, it is all right very good. Thank you very much for that kind person. I got another one from bog GK Bro the title is kill me. I got AIDS because of you
That's something a five star. I don't know. It's not real, right? I really don't
know if someone A's anyway, because I would suck.
It's a one star review. What? I think they misunderstood the format.
I think so too, because that sounded too funny to me. I want star review.
All right. That sucks. And then I got the last one from that rock wall.
The title is Roy Boy.
I'm a Roy Boy.
And why does Stuttering John look like the ghost of Kanoga Park?
That's pretty good.
We should get it one of those fandom masks.
Oh, yeah, the opera.
No, that'll be his boxing name.
He's coming down to the bringing out.
Sir, he's bringing him out.
The ghost of Kanoga Park.
That's gonna be a five-star I would imagine the Roy boys out there.
All right, props to the Roy boys. Um, and you know, you're working pretty
closely with, uh, Patti broken skull these days. Do you have any, any news on
that front? Um, well, recently I, uh, I commissioned him to do a song because
I started a podcast with my friend Peter, where
him and I just talk about video games.
So I've wanted Patrick Michael to make a song because he really likes making music and
on his live streams, all he does is, well, not all he does.
He tries to play a loop of his own music to prevent himself from being copyrighted.
So I know he has the talent to do it. And I
reached out to him. I said, Hey, can you make me like a one minute track so I can cut it in half
and have an intro and an outro. And it took about three weeks, but if you finally gave it to me
right in time for me to put it for episode two. It sounds a little something like this.
to put it for episode two. It sounds a little something like this.
He doesn't have a signature sound this guy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What software is it usually for those who should return it? Yeah, and I like how Pac-Man is like layered over that completely offbeat.
Anyway, it's great.
It's really good software.
Look at Ford, he's enjoying it.
That's awesome.
Good job, Andy.
All right, let's, uh, what's your name in your show? It's what is this game? Gotcha. See? Sometimes I have a question for a podcast
title is good. Who's apologizing? And what did you cover on the episodes one and two?
The first episode was the new legend of Zelda. And then the second episode was Modern Warfare. I had the YouTuber I mentioned on my debut appearance.
I had him on as my guest.
So we just kind of talked back and forth about Call of Duty and the progression.
From whenever it's got popular to kind of where it is right now.
It's boring as shit.
Definitely.
Very mean of you right now.
Boring. That sounds
She's trying to do a plug Jesus Christ. Hey, what's that you'll remember the 90s about?
Well, let me tell you
It's about remembering the 90 happy meals. I think I heard pretty much for the pilot episode was a lot of McDonald's check
you know McDonald's been around in a lot of decades but they're they're golden years were in the 90s if you say so yeah all right yeah my my siblings worked at
at McDonald's I had pizza the one in our hometown remember Remember that? Yeah, you were at the pizza room. You were walking there?
Yeah, yeah.
I actually didn't hate it, but again, I was a kid.
So I want to let out people for children.
Food for children.
Yeah.
Who is desirable to children?
Probably a lot of sugar.
Listen to the pilot episode to find out how McDonald's Pizza made me miss out on three innings
of a Minnesota twins baseball game.
I'm not finding that.
I'm not finding that for a second.
True story, true story.
Hey, Carl, Dave from Buffalo.
Hey, man, just a little quick.
I want to say congratulations.
I'm getting the fuck in and speak to Stuttering John, one-on-one.
You killed it.
You did an awesome job.
Yeah, man, I was just happy for you.
Jean, I knew that.
What a fucking cool situation that started on Fox.
Oh, and if anyone doubted that he was an absolute fucking dog bag piece of shit, he put
any of that for us.
What a fucking gum bag.
What an absolute.
Oh, he's just unfuckin' believable. Anyway, yeah, congratulations. Thank you. But I'll be guys you kick ass producer Chris you hand some son of a gun
I
Think about you
When I tell whatever all right later guys love you
Vinnie's bad my day from Buffalo not that far down the road from us
Yeah, maybe we can make something happen there. Of connection.
That's exciting.
All right, more about Settling John here.
I was excited about John's return.
Hey, Carl, something I thought about when you guys were
talking about how bad John's complexion is on the show
was if the only one on there who is Hispanic,
the rest of you should be whiter than them. Kevin and Irish, obviously, you're German. I think Levy is Jewish.
He doesn't have to be long for this world. Starting with like uploaded corpse there.
The picture of health. That is for sure, but we're pulling form. I hope that
it's okay. Because that is some warm light would definitely do John.
Good. Right. Yeah, the real answer. He doesn't know what the fuck he's doing over there.
To when he said he doesn't wear makeup as if any I don't know anyone on a podcast wearing makeup.
He's oh, he was on the tonight show. I don't know if you know about this, but they probably, yeah,
as you television, make up on him.
And Annie, I apologize, you're on a podcast.
I know some people wear makeup, but not a lot.
It's a few and far between.
That was so weird.
He's like, well, my lighting's not good.
And makeup art is called it sick.
Ha, ha, ha.
I heard makeup guy.
Have you heard the rumor I started that he is living in Tampa, which is why he was so
interested in your Tampa home?
To cheer your throat a homer.
I started.
Way to ruin it.
You guys hear about the thing I made up?
No, I had documentation.
No, I did hear that because John can't go out of his own way.
And I'm not trying to do docks the guy or anything But he's trying to be all secretive about where this new house is you won't say where it is
But then he's tweeting out
These pissed at jet blue for charging extra money to go back home to New York and there's only so many
Places that jet blue flies to you know, it's definitely not L.A
Obviously, I don't know. It's like there's ways to like piece these things together
I guess there were pictures from airports.
But did you see the tweet he put out after he got kind of found out?
No, what did he do?
Where he corrected that he was upset that they were charging him
for his second destination.
So he was on a connecting flight.
Now he changed the tweet to the connecting flights.
Brilliant.
It's a sacred call. Brilliant.
Was he can I need through Tampa? Is that what the, is that what it is? No one can
ask the team. That's that's how a place you connect through. But again, it's New York.
It's not like there's a lot of direct flights to New York.
I get right. I'll be around the country.
He's right. I got to go through Tampa to get to New York.
What?
It's not a hub.
Okay.
All right, well, that's pretty funny.
Someone is catching up and they just heard episode 420,
one that everyone loves.
So I'm sure they'll be excited about it as well.
All right, Carl, I'm a few episodes behind.
I just listened episode 420.
So here's my dramatic reenactment
of me listening to that so for twenty
it
the
shes the
shes the
yeah
not everyone's favorite episode of giving that gary and sandy a go
is calling in
gary
gary's got some interesting takes here
a carl gary and sandy a go and Gary's got some interesting takes here. Hey Carl, Gary and San Diego.
Well, my neighbor, San Diego is here for lunch
and she had a question on a concern.
I said, okay, San Diego, what's your question?
She says, well, you know, John,
he had to have his mom coastline for that brand new house
of his, because his credit is terrible.
I said, yeah, I know about
that. She says, well, my concern is when John defaults on that loan come maybe December,
January or February this year when the payments start choking him, because he's going to go
to his mom and force her to make the payments on home that he's living in. And I said,
God, I hadn't thought of that. Is 85-year-old mom? She can barely survive with what she has.
And now he's going to go after her to make payments on the loan that he's defaulted on.
I said, I don't know. That's a real conundrum. I said, let me ask her real estate expert on what
he thinks is going to happen. And the real estate expert I'm asking is Carl Amberger.
Carl, what do you think?
Is John going to go after his mom,
or is the mortgage company going after his mom?
When he defaults on that brand new home loan that he has,
at 6.75%, interest rates alone is 30,000 a year.
And the tax is probably 10 or 11,000 a year. the taxes are probably ten or eleven thousand a year
so those payments are horrendous they're going to choke judge completely
i hope his mom doesn't have to come up with the cash
i don't know what do you think carl let me know your answer
then the entire waiting with baited breath okay well uh... give uh... sandy
my regard first off and And here's my thought
on this. And I don't want to get too real, obviously, where we do a fun show here. But John
had a big sale of his apartment. We know that he said he said he told me he's over 400,000.
I believe it was around 350, but who knows. So let's say he got 400,000. So he had a,
he had enough money to put a good size down payment down on a new house
To keep his mortgage payments light
So let's assume that's the case. I would assume that that's what he did now
His teaching gig was paying him between
6500 and 7000 a month as he claims
Which if that's the case and he's got this pension from the writer's guild he should be able to
Easily afford whatever this mortgage is. The question now becomes, does he keep his teaching kick? This is
the thing that I think all of us are very interested in because now we're starting up a show again.
He's seeing the super chat money, he's getting paid by people beyond their shows. He lives in Florida.
He lives in Tampa, Florida. As
Cardiff has started the rumor. So the question then becomes, is he
done with teaching? Does he still want to be a full-time science
teacher like he was talking about? He's trying to get credentials
for that? And will this just be a quick like, Hey, this is my
summer thing I'm doing. I'm doing podcasts and he's back to
teaching. And it'll be fine. I'll be able to afford his place.
I don't know.
That's the question.
Cardiff, what do you think?
Also, will they allow him to continue teaching?
I hope so.
That would, he's in Florida.
That would suck if, that would suck if he wasn't able to.
But he did it to himself if he's not.
But Cardiff, you assume that just because he bought a house somewhere that's not in,
in LA, supposedly, that he wouldn a house somewhere that's not in in LA supposedly
that he wouldn't be able to still teach in LA, I don't know.
There's a lot of successful people in show business that have more than one house.
You know, they're four.
All right.
Okay.
O.P.
All right.
Now let's, let's, based on how John looks now, do you think any self-respecting bank gave him a 30 year mortgage?
No, because he explained to me his, his credits terrible.
So I imagine his mom helped me out with that.
That part I'm sure is true.
Sure, sure.
But Julie borrowed money from the funny that he claims that she only had to get money from his parents or his in-laws.
Yeah. In order to buy the house, it's like, well, that's what you did.
Yeah. The house might be your name to buy the house it's like well that's what you did yeah it might be your name truly but it's funny hey Carl Darian San Diego
well this morning John hosted uh July 3rd that he was flying back to New York
today or who knows how long the rumor mill is that john is flown back to New York so it could
strong arm his mother into co-signing for a new car that he wants to buy he can't
buy it on his own because credit as we know it really bad this bike score is
embarrassingly low but if his mother is good credit you might be able to get away
with buying a new car anyway that's the the rumor mill here in the San Diego talk to you later I'm like you talk to
the town you and Gary are both starting rumors it seems like which is making me
think the rumor that I started that you would get your the same guy no no okay
get them on the show Gary got his start on the card of electric podcast That's why I think that but some people would say that Gary started the card of electric podcast
Because it was him that made me so successful. I knew it. You are Gary. I fucking knew it
I do like this new egg whoever Gary is. I do like this new egg
Oh, he's trying to figure out interest rates and who's paying
I go where he's trying to figure out interest rates and who's paying what?
Co-ciders fucking hilarious. It's the weirdest.
Getting his real estate license.
The weirdest speculation.
Oh yeah, that was another thing, Karnett.
When we talked about this, when John told me he was a realtor and I go, well, you're not
anymore.
When I was on MLC and he goes, no, I still am.
I'm like, oh, you're keeping up with that.
He's like, oh, yeah.
Haven't I seen documentation that he let his real estate license?
It's lapsed, yes.
Yeah, okay. He just doesn't know it documentation that he let his real estate license? It's lapsed. Yes. Yeah, okay.
He just doesn't know it.
Maybe he doesn't know that.
Yeah.
I'm going.
Then they they nailed it to my old address.
Yeah.
All right.
A few more.
He can't even keep his driver's license valid.
Do you remember this?
Oh, I don't remember this.
No, he's a car insurance.
It was car insurance.
He couldn't keep valid.
I remember.
No.
No. What's he doing? We're doing it now we're doing it we're doing it we're killing it having fun dude
stuttering John looks fucking horrible he's got great skin yeah got
quake a rote man hair yeah it looks like he's about to judge a case I just of course dude he
look horrible holy crap do you think it's the alcoholism setting in finally
it's weathering down a skin breaking down the cells showing him to be the
gray monster that he truly is and I bet it's breath fucking stinks too. Holy shit, you got to bring back S.J.
puppet. He actually looks more like S.J. puppet now than he did when he first started using
that thing. I don't even have to convert, convert away from Chad's up it back to S.J.
Yeah, I think so. Oh, man, we should get that yourabuck out here. I want to get his take on John's appearance.
In progression.
Yeah, because like I said, I use organ failure kind of
in generally, but I think you might know more than I do
about such things.
Annie, if you are easily offended, don't listen to this one
because this is a doozy right here.
Hey, Carl, this is Annie's penis. here hey carl this is a nice penis
currently stuck in a pair of target truck friendly underwear
five excel
let me tell you it is hot and sweaty in here
so i've got to please get me out stop having a show every time you do a
get so sweaty and disgusting
you don't know the snow mushrooms growing
to try to please help me curl
was that actually your penis any
i'm gonna say probably not.
Probably not.
All right, good to be though.
You know, sometimes it gets up to wild things.
Good be, there you go.
Probably.
That's true, yeah.
It's a chance.
Definitely a chance.
Now, this next call I pulled because,
are you familiar with the YouTube channel too lazy to try?
Cardiff?
No.
All right.
Should I be?
This is the one, yeah, this is the one where the guy
has the George Costanza thing where he's just got
the chips laying on his, he's like laying down
with the potatoes, he's like, okay.
Any comments on all sorts of things that are kind of
in our world quite a bit.
So I always stumble on his shows.
I find them interesting.
Penny C. comes to actually talked about him before. And this sounds like a temp. So I always stumble on the shows. I find them interesting. Penny C. comes to talk to him about him before.
And this sounds like a tip.
I think he's calling into the show because this is
an exact delivery.
Hey, so about that stupid who would win show,
it's not even an original idea.
Big surprise that one knows that.
There's this kind of city YouTube show called Death Battle.
It's been around for like seven, eight years. And it's pretty sure you're through, in my opinion.
But at least it's more focused.
It's not random.
They actually have plan things that things
point out and they actually animate the fight in the end.
So you can skip the first tough and half of it if you
want to watch that kind of that animation.
So the moment, it's also like I'm
nearly kind of bigger. So this shows completely pointless. It's kind of been, it's everything
worse and every single capacity. It's impressive actually. All right. Fuck you. Come with that
by.
Anyway, I mean, good points, but it just sounded exactly like how this guy presents his
arguments on his show. So I wasn't sure if maybe that was him or not.
But if it is, thanks for the call.
Oh, whoa.
Thank you for your call, sir.
Oh, hello.
Oh, yeah.
And this is another critique of the who would win.
We were talking about how the guy starts off with,
oh, I'm representing Darkwing Duck.
And he was created in 91 by Joseph Biblebler.
Oh, shit.
Why are you telling me this? super nerd is making sure he lists every single fact about his suit because if he's not he becomes the
biggest fucking keyboard player in the world going to the show that's what you have to understand Carl
he's preventing the blowback anyway not call me back tired of here for you asshole all right
fair enough that's a good point I forget that that they have to cover their bases in case there's
another nerdy or person
Who wants to call them off or not being nerdy enough?
Oh my god. What a culture that is a fun culture
It's like I finally got done doing book reports, and it's like nope. You're not even close to done a fuck
Everything I do. All right. This is the last one I have this is actually a little bit scary
I don't know what to make of this. i'll miss your hammer this is the do's collector
i'm calling to try rich vista chloe e-r in regards to a payment
if you have a call back at this number it would be great appreciated
thank you for the dot the do's collected that's like a super villain in
chelies world
hello do's payer it's me the do's collector
thanks branded it's all, the dude's collector. Thanks, Brandon.
That's all he's branded, I think you're right.
Yes.
I think you might be out of this up there.
All right, we've gone way too long.
This has been a lot of fun today.
Thank you, Annie.
Thank you.
Thank you, Annie's penis for calling in.
Appreciate it.
Thank you, Cardiff.
AKA Annie's penis.
That's some shape.
Trucker Andy Allapology's podcast.
Hey Allapology's Tiger Woods came out today.
Check it out.
Awesome.
Sorry, I didn't get to that.
No, we're not worried about it.
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Great.
Goodbye!
Go fuck yourselves.
Have a good week.
Are we down here?
S-I-Q-R. Arrrr-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r I didn't hear you knew whistle once there, Gardeff. I can't turn it up. I know you can't.
That's only on good shows. I do the whistle.
Motherfucker.