Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep427 - Oversharing with Colleen and Trish

Episode Date: July 13, 2023

This is a podcast that was hosted by two famous YouTubers who were able to keep the show going for three whole episodes before it all fell apart. I guess I don’t understand why people get famous any...more, these two are terrible at this. Trucker Andy joins us to figure out what drugs these women are on. I give an update on my recent dealings with Stuttering John and his ongoing criminal complaint against Chad Zumock. Then we have the showdown that’s been many months in the making - Shuli Egar vs. Bryan Johnson. Both guys join the show to settle their differences before goofing on Stuttering John with us. Also we catch and alien (or do we) and much more. I know this is a departure from our usual format but this was a special episode.  Tickets to the Magic Bag on 9/15 – http://watplive.com/  Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon  https://watp.supercast.tech/  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:02:07 Shula Egar and Brian Johnson square off for the first time ever these two have never talked to each other before Also, we have OP with zoom-mox that are in John We have a lot to talk about today, but first we'll be reviewing a show called oversharing with Trish and Colleen This was a suggestion for Brandon. We had both listened separately. We had not discussed it with each other before. And let's get it started. This is a show hosted by Trisha Paites and Colleen Balinger.
Starting point is 00:02:32 Trisha Paites we've reviewed before. She's a YouTuber. I have no idea why she's famous. I can't figure out what talent she has. I was gonna ask you. Like who the fuck is that? Can I tell you, so I restarted my computer earlier and I run some updates. and I got on my phone
Starting point is 00:02:46 and the first thing I did, so I opened up a browser and I typed in, why is Tricia paid as famous? This is a search that's been done many times. I'm not the first person to search this. There's a lot of answers on Google that explain what's going on with that. So it's still a mystery, but I didn't read up on it a little bit.
Starting point is 00:03:03 Now let's talk about Colleen Ballinger. Yeah. Now, she has just recently been on an apology tour. Oh, you don't say. I just put an episode out about that. And we covered it on who are the socials with myself, my buddy, Blind Mike. So the way I want to start this off, because what these two teamed up to do a podcast together, over sharing, it lasted three episodes. Right. It is done. They are done so with each other. because what these two teamed up to do a podcast together, over sharing, it lasted three episodes.
Starting point is 00:03:25 Right, it is done. They are done so with each other. And so I wanna start off by explaining what happened, the fallout here. All right, so I've eE entertainment, eNews, is gonna help us understand what's going on. They ran a story about it. So I think this will add more context
Starting point is 00:03:41 of the clips that we're gonna play. Once we understand what's happening here. Then I think that's so inhumane, I think that's so disgusting for anyone. Trisha Paites is responding to allegations surrounding YouTuber Colleen Ballinger. In a 21 minute YouTube video uploaded by Trisha on July 3, the content creator addresses accusations from one of Colleen's former fans, who claims that the YouTuber sent explicit photos and videos of Trisha from her only fans account to him in order to make fun of the social media personality. The former fan posted unverified screenshots to his Twitter of alleged interactions between
Starting point is 00:04:27 him and Colleen, claiming she would host viewing parties to make fun of Trisha. Okay. First off, if that's true, that's the funniest thing Colleen's ever done. That's fucking hilarious. Trisha has an only fans. I don't know why. I don't know who's looking at that that seems repugnant. Right.
Starting point is 00:04:44 I'm wildly confused about this whole only fans world because their best Bloods on the show is you're gonna hear seemingly if Colleen is gooping on her and having viewing parties of her shitty only fan stuff behind her back That's amazing Colleen come on my hilarious. You can be my co-host tomorrow if you're doing shit like that That's fucking hilarious. That's not like they were doing a lot of shit like that. Yeah, that's amazing. All right, this goes on. Trisha is responding, condemning the alleged behavior. I do not condone at all. I'm solicited news sending. News sending I don't really point this out to because one of the things I learned about when I was googling
Starting point is 00:05:25 Trisha is that she's a trans man, but then Yeah, yeah, I know this doesn't make any sense. I'm like wait what because I don't she thinks so looking at the appointment right now She has has a baby But this other than 2019 she became a trans man, but she didn't change her pronouns. This is all 19, she became a trans man, but she didn't change her pronouns. This is all maddening to understand. I've been trying to understand it for a week and a lot of what goes on between these personalities is drama shit starting.
Starting point is 00:05:56 And it's a cottage industry. And I wouldn't know anything about that. Yeah, right. But they don't even try to be funny about it though. They're just like throwing shit at each other. Yeah, right, but they're just makes they don't even try to be funny about it though. They're just they're just not funny throwing shit at each other It's not even that funny Miss Piggy human form You broke my punchline. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:06:25 It's not bad, dude. The lowest form of human, the lowest form of intelligence, I think that's so inhumane. I think that's so disgusting for everyone. Yeah, we got it. She's goofing on your nude. Yeah, it's annoying. Take forever to say this. Yeah, I know.
Starting point is 00:06:44 It's like, I actually was offended by that one. Yeah. I would be so offended when I saw you naked. Yeah. I mean, I was sharing a ski mask, Nudes and goofing out him, but that's different. You know, we're friends.
Starting point is 00:06:56 There's more to this, of course, because Colleen is in her own thing that's going on outside of even this. Right. Trish O's already well hated around the internet before any of this Colleen stuff started boiling over. Oh, I was one of those people. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:14 involving Colleen and Trisha, Ballinger, who is known for her alter ego Miranda Sings, has denied other accusations of grooming and forming inappropriate relationships with underage fans. In a musical vlog posted to YouTube on June 28th, Miranda refuted the claims. All aboard the toxic gossip train. You're tracking down the tracks of this information, the toxic gossip train. I don't know how you can argue with this. I'm playing the piano biology. I'm playing the station station.
Starting point is 00:07:51 The 36 year old goes on to explain how in an attempt to quote B Besties with everybody, she would send messages to fans earlier in her career. I've been sharing my life online for 15 years. I've poured my heart out to you because of that I feel like I'm talking to my friends, but from the beginning of my career I didn't really understand that maybe there should be some boundaries there. There were times in the dams when I would over share details of my life which was really weird in me. I haven't done that for years to see because I changed my behavior and I took accountability. While she conceives to making what she calls jokes in poor taste in her
Starting point is 00:08:32 response video, Colleen denies ever sending inappropriate messages to underage fans with the intention ofing them. I think I've ever groomed as my two version cats. Not a groomer, just a loser. You didn't understand I shouldn't respond to fans and I'm not a predator, even though a lot of you think so. I have to say, because I watched a lot of this video, we did on WATS. Right, right. And a lot of her response is, look at him,
Starting point is 00:09:00 I didn't really shuddy things, yeah, of course I have. But, you know, what are you gonna do? Well, that's not a good explanation, what are you think? You're admitted guilt, but not giving any details at all, like, well, I mean, should people be pissing me? Yeah, I would imagine, but I got a ukulele. Yeah, so that was a weird song,
Starting point is 00:09:17 that was a whole weird thing that she was doing. Anyway, so there's two things that play here, they had a falling out because apparently Colleen was sharing Trisha's only fan news and goofing on her. But at the same time, she's got this controversy where she was doing very inappropriate things with underage fans because she's been a YouTube celebrity for 15 years and it's live shows
Starting point is 00:09:38 and has inappropriate relations with some of the people with the live shows. You name it, I don't know what's going on. Just seems like a lot. So Andy, you got some videos, here's the live shows and they, you name it, I don't know what's going on. Just seems like a lot. So Andy, you got some videos, here's the deal. They put out three episodes. Right. They got three episodes in and then this whole falling out
Starting point is 00:09:52 happened so it's gone. They took it off YouTube. It was a YouTube show. Right. And you can't find the video for it. I have the audio. Thank you, Cardiff, for sending that to me. So I have a few clips from a couple of different episodes
Starting point is 00:10:03 of this show that I wanna share, but I think it's probably best to start with a YouTube Clipper too. Great, because you found someone reacting to their show that's still up. Yeah, somebody kinda did what we do to one of their episodes and I just, season this is.
Starting point is 00:10:18 I clipped around it. So I still have some of their content. I should probably give them credit, but I'm not sure. But let's kick it off with try clip number 15 This is the show the clip that sums up the show for me as here's his tweet. This is him. It's on What's his name? Hinkley, oh yeah, junior John why why does that not even sound familiar?
Starting point is 00:10:41 Why would I remember that even if you I just read it and I don't remember that? Everyone's like, he just tell you what you're perfect in this world. Does he have to answer what a person? Sorry, not the mean thing. No, he's not a social media person. No, he isn't posted in Bajillion. I'm sure he never read that. That's the best way to be. So they're both dressed up like workout Barbie.
Starting point is 00:10:57 Right. They're both on their phones, not looking at each other, blithering about Broadway shit that barely anybody knows about. Yeah. That's most of the show. But isn't John Hinckley Jr. the guy who shot Reagan? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:10 Isn't that what they're talking about? Like, I don't know that person. You don't? That's kind of famous. Sounded vaguely familiar. Sounded vaguely familiar. So let me play the intro and this is the audio part of it. Great.
Starting point is 00:11:20 But they're very excited. You notice they're both wearing blonde wigs. I don't know what it is. We just did the blonde cast. Yeah. When a woman dies her hair blonde wigs. I don't know what it is, we just did the blonde cast. Yeah. When a woman dies her hair blonde, she loses her fucking mind. Because as soon as you have blonde hair, it's the craziest shit that's ever happened to you. I love her, but I love you.
Starting point is 00:11:37 I wish I had your blonde. I was like, oh my god, I'll never be brunette again. Why are you going on? I mean, every character you have is blonde. Like, if we do go into your blonde. Oh my god, what's happening? Yeah, you're becoming... You just look blonde. I'm just on. I mean, every character you have is blonde. Like if we do go into your blonde. Oh my god, what's happening? Yeah, you're becoming... You just look blonde.
Starting point is 00:11:47 I'm just a blonde person. I've never seen myself with blonde. I love it. I'm so fun. It's so fun. I'm so excited. We have a different person. Welcome back to Oversharing with Colleen and Tresha.
Starting point is 00:11:57 Yes. They're so fucking obnoxious. That's the way the show starts. Is this episode three? That was episode three. Okay. Because I know. As you check that out, I listened to the beginning of episode one, two.
Starting point is 00:12:09 Yeah. It's a barrage of talking. I don't know how you can even listen to it, let alone talk that fast. Right. It's crazy. They're crazy. They're so manic.
Starting point is 00:12:19 The energy is so manic. Yeah, and they're rushing to just say what they want to say over each other. Yes. It's impossible to keep up with. Well, I'll be honest, I was intrigued by this because of the backstory. Yeah. Oh, it only lasted three episodes.
Starting point is 00:12:33 They had this whole falling out. That's fun. But then listen to them, this is the craziest I've ever heard. I was not ready for this. I was not prepared. I don't like Tricia. I've heard her before with Ethan Klein. But I was not prepared for this.
Starting point is 00:12:45 These two are terrible together. No. Yeah. They feed each other. I don't know if they're both on Coke or they're both on math or if once on Coke, those on math, I haven't figured that out yet. That inner play.
Starting point is 00:12:58 But wow, there's some operas involved for sure. That I can tell you. Number nine, this is, atricia is unhinged, let's say. Yeah. She thinks that posting or doing a video with a cardboard cutout of, say, Brad Pitt or a Keanu Reeves is going to somehow make those actors, a list celebrity actors interested in dating her. Yeah. there's a lot of talk about manifesting things. Yeah, it's a lot of vision boards going on in this. And that's part of this.
Starting point is 00:13:31 I'm being dead serious when I really thought that was a thing. And that's why I think I did it with the Keanu Reeves card work out too. And I thought, like, if they see this because they were single, I'd always make sure they were single. I'm like, if they see this, they might want to date me. But I still feel that way. That could be true. That could be true, but like, I just...
Starting point is 00:13:44 That's, I love that you think that. Yeah, be true, but like I just, that's the thing. I love that you think that. Yeah, and I'm like, I'm like pretty much like you still think that. About certain people about certain things. Well, white lotus, you think you're hoping that you'll be on white lotus. In my head, I think like in the back of my head, like I just keep talking about it, like maybe then I can go on the talk shows, like go on to me, I'm like, yeah, you know what, I just put it out.
Starting point is 00:13:59 I can't believe that's the regular speed. I know. If you're listening to the sped up, that's why you normally listen to where these pockets, you gotta bring it down. You gotta bring it on to 1x because this is insane how quickly these women make their points. What she is saying is she was watching the show White Lotus, and she decided I want to be on that show. She has zero acting credentials. Oh yeah, I looked at her IMDB. She has 37 credits. One of them is a show I looked at her IMDB. She is 37 credits.
Starting point is 00:14:25 One of them is a show I never heard of. Yeah. And she probably had two lines. Everything else is like video bullshit. Right. So she has nothing to do with Hollywood or anything like that. But she thinks she's gonna be cast and weight loads. She even said at one point that she was holding off
Starting point is 00:14:38 on getting pregnant because just in case weight load is called, she wanted to make sure that she could go on there. But now she's decided that she will get pregnant anyway, and they'll just work it into the script. I think I can be on TV shows one thing, but to be like, maybe this celebrity will see this and then marry me. No, I know.
Starting point is 00:14:56 I really thought that was gonna be a pet. But anyways, we're trying to get pregnant, whatever. If white load is caused me, maybe they can write into my character that I'm pregnant or something. And I get birth in Thailand. I'm in my third try I'm us are giving birth I just part of the episode like so it's crazy about that as I thought she said you know what we decided Let's just get pregnant anyway because I'm not gonna get a white I've got all my eggs in this white load is
Starting point is 00:15:18 It's that she goes you know what we will get pregnant because I'll just be Printer that white yeah, I'll just just make white rewrite a whole series around my pregnancy. This should be fine. That makes it easy. It's how it's sent, Trisha. What's crazy about this is the foreshadowing that's going on during the show. They're constantly talking about how long this show can last. I can't believe we're doing three.
Starting point is 00:15:40 I can't believe we're on episode three already. What episode do you start? I'm like, I can't believe this is our second episode. Who starts a podcast and is shocked. They got the episode two. Yeah, right. Never right up in the show. Three already, what episode do you start? I'm like, I can't believe this is our second episode. Who starts a podcast and is shocked, they got the episode two. Yeah, right. Never heard of such a thing. But listen to the manic energy here.
Starting point is 00:15:51 Like with that, so I was like, yeah, let's do it. Let's just make it happen. Yeah. We just, we're like, let's do it. And then once you start having, you'll probably never happen. And it'll probably not gonna happen and we'll never do any episode.
Starting point is 00:15:58 We'll never do it again. Yeah, it took me a minute to get going on this because I didn't know either. I was like, okay, is this like, am I gonna like get excited and then it's not gonna happen? Or like, you're not serious about it. And then I'm like, it's like a stupid person. And I'm just like, oh my god, we started this and you're't know either. I was like, okay, is this like, am I gonna get excited and then it's not gonna happen or you're not serious about it? And then I'm like a stupid person and I'm just like, oh my god, we started this and you're like,
Starting point is 00:16:07 no, I was just kidding, I wasn't being serious. And I was like, oh yeah, I'm so excited. Jesus Christ, get confident, Stu. Yeah. What are you doing with this? I'm listening to this. What is that Sony commercial where the guy's sitting in the chair listening to the audio?
Starting point is 00:16:19 And it's just like blowing him out of his chair. That's what I feel like. There's a micro machines guy. Can't touch this. He's like, what? Slow like. Does a micro-machine guy can't touch this? He's like, what? Slow down. What are you talking about? It's fucking insane.
Starting point is 00:16:29 So this is an example here. This is some interesting foreshadowing. Now that we know what happened with them. Look at another episode that we're doing again. Yes, oh my God. Three. So many. This is way more than I ever thought at the beginning.
Starting point is 00:16:41 It's funny because they're doing it like it's cute. Like, can you believe it? We've done three. It's like, yeah, that's it. That's all you'll ever do, by the way. It's funny because they're doing it like it's cute. Like, can you believe it? We've done three. It's like, yeah, that's it. That's all you'll ever do, by the way. Just FYI, in case you're a woman. Imagine where we're gonna go from here. Court.
Starting point is 00:16:53 All right. So let's talk about the way episode two starts. It starts with a trigger warning. I didn't know that you had to warn people about this. Trigger warning, this episode does contain talk about body image, weight and weight loss. Talk about weight loss is a trigger not. Oh, that's a trigger warning. I'm on you know, Ash is triggered by talking about weight loss. I mean, people lose weight.
Starting point is 00:17:18 It happens. Holy shit, that's insane to me. Okay. So this is the way the episode starts up after the trigger warning. I'll be all know there's could be some talk of weight loss everybody. Oh our numbers are dropping. Oh We was Again, they just can't believe they're recording a second episode of a podcast Love that that's the beginning of episode you just going I love it. That's the beginning of the episode. You're just going Well, we didn't know we didn't have any We didn't hear I know I'm so excited
Starting point is 00:17:47 There was so much controversy. It's one episode. Kelly thinks it's one. Trisha thinks it's sweaty I know everyone was like oh cool. You only think it's one. Trisha. We're so much work into this I was like no, I'm just I am This is how I prepare myself with a worst case scenario. I'm like I just assume the worst case scenario that way when it happens if it happens I'm like well, I knew it's gonna never happen again, so it's fine. I was doing best case. That's interesting because they talk about manifesting things.
Starting point is 00:18:13 And Colleen is always assuming that it's gonna be her downfall every day. And Lohan behold. Here we are. Colleen, maybe think some more positive thoughts up there. Right. And that negative here is because I Don't know what's gonna happen with her, but it doesn't seem like it's gonna be good that video that we were playing the
Starting point is 00:18:32 E news report where she was singing that song she started that off by saying all my attorneys have told me not to do this What are you they're on your team it? It's what are you doing right now? This is not gonna help you in any single way that she makes makes a cute little side, like, I didn't rape that boy, or maybe I did, but he was in doing it. Like, this is not a good response to these allegations. Your legal team is vanished. Yeah, so I'm supposed to stay fit. All right, Andy, back to you.
Starting point is 00:19:00 Let's watch some more videos of these idiots. Yeah, in Clip 20, like you're saying, there's a lot of foreshadowing in these episodes, and Clip 20 here, she kind of brings up a strange memory from her childhood. I think it's really weird that like so many grown men were telling me as a young girl, that I was used to goods if anyone ever,
Starting point is 00:19:21 like that's what that's coming from. Oh, that's coming from guys. Really weird. That's like you were pastors and things, you know Oh, you're pastries. We're grooming you. Hmm. Well, at least you learned from the best. Yeah, right. Who is this pastor? Is it the girls? Gross. But he was ostracized right away by them. Yeah. Well, I kind of want to put this on hold because I know we have a lot to get to today. Sure. And this other thing that I found is just so much crazier and funnier.
Starting point is 00:19:48 Muckbang? This is the muckbang video, which I think would kind of lay the set to table for the podcast. Okay. So what we're gonna see here is, I didn't even know what muckbang was, did you? I am familiar. All right.
Starting point is 00:20:01 Because I was like trying to spell it. I know correct is like, it's spelled like this. That's all you're the only one that doesn't get it. And yet if you know this, but I'm a YouTuber and internet e-slapped, so I know a mukbang. Yes, duh. Obviously. So that was one of the things when I was looking up
Starting point is 00:20:16 why Trisha was famous. Mukbang videos is one of the reasons why she's famous, which makes perfect sense. It makes perfect sense. Where you watch people eat food if they're fat slabs, even better. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:27 When I was like, what the fuck is mukbang? And it was that Andy kid from serial killers. Yeah. That was the first thing that popped up. I was like, oh, okay. Well, that's what I get it. Alex Stein came out my show and he's like, I like these mukbang videos and stupid Tony Michaels
Starting point is 00:20:40 with this drive-through videos. Took out all the parts he would want to see. Yeah, right. He's like, I heard the food. You're a burger. And then out all the parts people want to see. Yeah, right. He's like, all right, here's the food. Here's the burger. And then fast forward, dude, that was good. Right. So anybody that doesn't know, it's basically just eating
Starting point is 00:20:52 a shit ton of food on camera, right? So, in clip one, Trish shows up to Kylie and's house with a giant box of McDonald's, and it's the most disgusting thing you ever saw. Look how fast. Hey, guys. the day is here. Trisha made us the queen herself is in my house and we're doing another mukbang.
Starting point is 00:21:13 McDonald's mukbang. I am so excited. Okay, so you guys have been asking for this. I've been wanting this. I hope Trisha's been wanting this. I hope you're so busy of twins. You have a new mom. Okay busy, too, new moms. Okay.
Starting point is 00:21:26 I'm excited, Tubby is to eat. All right. Is there anything- Wait a second, we're at their eight bags. You said something to go with another six. One for you, two for me. Three for you, four for me. What is there anything less annoying than two people
Starting point is 00:21:41 that can't get enough of each other? Like, oh, you have a bob, you're a bob, like, like, shut the fuck up. It's just like, well, they're putting it here. So the part of the problem is, is they're putting it on. Obviously, this is not anyone behaves in their life. You can't, can't possibly behave like this. We was so notchist about it.
Starting point is 00:21:58 Be yourself a little bit. Yeah. Just a little bit, just be with who you are instead of this fucking, hey, right camera right you doing other youtubers Oh my god, it's like high school reunion energy. Yes, oh, that's a good point where you don't want to be there No, you don't want to talk to certain people you end up doing it And you gotta get over when you over do it Well, I'm here. I talk really fast. I'll get this over with faster
Starting point is 00:22:24 Yeah, no, I've been up to something. What do you been up to? Well, be able to talk really fast. I'll get this over with faster. Yeah. No, I've been up to something. What have you been up to? Oh, yeah, okay, cool. I listen to the craziest shit, but in clip three, I think this is Trish trying to be relatable. And she wants you to know she's an ignoramus. I want to eat three pounds of garbage.
Starting point is 00:22:40 I'm not a seeker of the mom. It's you know nothing. I'd say it. Like afraid. I'm afraid. I'm afraid. I'm afraid. I'm afraid. I'm afraid. I'm afraid. I'm afraid. I'm afraid.
Starting point is 00:22:51 I'm afraid. I'm afraid. I'm afraid. I'm afraid. I'm afraid. I'm afraid. I'm afraid. I'm afraid.
Starting point is 00:22:59 I'm afraid. I'm afraid. I'm afraid. I'm afraid. I'm afraid. I'm afraid. I'm afraid. I'm like, she was like, I'll pick up food. And I was like, okay. Wow, she did.
Starting point is 00:23:10 She hit me. She picked up food. This audio is fucking killing me too. Can they fucking mic them a little bit better? Holy shit, the trouble is through the roof. And it's just echoing around this giant fucking room. These poor fucking kids. Dude, something raised by these two.
Starting point is 00:23:25 Something John sounds better. I'm just showing them these two idiots. Keep the mukbang going, cause I wanna see what they ordered here. Oh, okay, cause this gets real fucking wild. Miss Piggy wants to know if a petal edits her show. So you're not gonna show me eating a big chicken sandwich. So Miss Piggy wants to know if a petal edits her show.
Starting point is 00:23:49 So you're not gonna show me eating a big chicken sandwich. So a big chicken between two big Macs, right? I call it the big Trish. Was this for? Yeah. Okay. Okay. I want to know how right there. I'm so excited.
Starting point is 00:24:00 Do you edit it? Right. I probably won't edit it this much. I mean, I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. Do you edit right? I probably won't edit this much. I mean, I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited.
Starting point is 00:24:07 I'm so excited. Do you edit right? I probably won't edit this much. I mean, I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited.
Starting point is 00:24:15 I'm so excited. Do you edit right? I probably won't edit this much. I mean, I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited.
Starting point is 00:24:22 Do you edit right? I probably won't edit this much. I mean, I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I mean, I'm eye contact. I'm like, are you staring at their eyeballs? I forgot how to beat. I'm the same way. I'm the same way. She is a stutter now. She's a 30 pack away from being stuttering, John. They should go on a date. John's a bubble. These are bubbling fools. That would actually be a pervert relationship, though. So, I think that would work out. Wow. I'm just going to fire through the lights. Okay. So, I actually got hungry seeing all the through the air. Yeah, let's do it. Okay, so I actually got hungry
Starting point is 00:24:46 seeing all the food come out. So I made a roast beef sandwich and that was a big mistake. I don't know. In the moment, obviously, it was painful. Yeah, the vaginal, I was, I'm gonna say, I never have a job somewhere. They're talking about,
Starting point is 00:24:58 now they're talking about their childbirth. This is all about C sections and how their birth thing birthing events when. In the moment, obviously, it was painful. Yeah, the bad. I don't know. I'm going to say, I never had vaginal breath, but as someone who had a C-section, I'm like, kind of relieved that it was a C-section, because I don't know. It was hard to recover what stitches there. I couldn't imagine. When you were talking to me about all your stitches and how they ripped it, and I was just like,
Starting point is 00:25:21 I couldn't do it. Well, my stitches situation down below with my vaginal birth were, it was like one of the worst case scenarios. Jesus Christ. Oh my God, this big rib is so good. Yeah, the only thing for me is so hard that my uterus fell out.
Starting point is 00:25:36 I can't wait for my anal birth later on. Oh, is that my philopeia tube? My battle not. We took that again. We took that back, and we'll continue eating these birds. She's crazy. Clip 6, this is the clip that maybe you want to nominate Trish for Mother of the Year. It was so painful.
Starting point is 00:25:55 So awful. I didn't think it was going to be that painful. Yeah. Were you going to take payments? Yeah, I did. I didn't want to take them because I didn't want to be like, because I was like addicted to opioids in the past. I'm not going to take them. I don't want to get addicted to I was like addicted to opioids in the past I'm like I'm not gonna take him I don't want to get addicted to him because like when I was in the hospital
Starting point is 00:26:07 I was so out of it those first two days that I like didn't even know where my daughter was I was like I'm not gonna take him medication when I get home and it was like I couldn't even stand up like I was just like Yeah, it was No, I literally just like like you just I just suffered Why No, I literally just like like you just I just suffered Why Life was actually I had a BBL had breast and pants on this gonna be like no, but honestly, no I was just like suffering and I was like this is what it is I was more scared to get addicted to like pills and like like drop her something you know
Starting point is 00:26:35 Because in the hospital, I didn't even know where she was like I was just like I don't know what's happening So you didn't you didn't take drugs because you were worried of what or if you take the drugs you might drop your kid right when you're not on the drugs You don't even know where your kid is. Yeah, that was confusing. Was she talking about when she was in the hospital for a drug problem earlier? No, she's talking about talking about her kid. Yeah What the hell is going on here? I do hear that she's like, oh, I got Lipo and a Brazilian butt live And all this all these I hate to see the fucking before. I was sitting in the sitting thing. I'm like, this doctor's like, keep my fucking name out,
Starting point is 00:27:12 your mouth. I don't want anyone knowing, I'm the one who worked on you. Holy shit. And I have to say, this is all very embarrassing things to be talking about on the internet. I can't believe that these videos led to like, we should do a podcast together. Yeah. This was a bad idea from the start, obviously.
Starting point is 00:27:26 But if I ever eat fast food, I am hiding while I'm eating it. If I'm eating a double cheeseburger, I'm not gonna be live streaming that. I probably won't even be in the restaurant. I'll be hiding it by car. Getting a tint-put on my windows. I get a live stream, it, picking it up, and talking to the window clerk,
Starting point is 00:27:44 and then not videotape yourself eating it in the parking lot like Tony My goodness serving happiness today is happiness on the menu. Sorry. That's a a deep pull from a guy who used to make fun of Name Tony Michaels. All right two more from this early when they will get back to the show proper. Okay, so for all Colleen's haters that are unhappy with what she's did Take comfort in knowing that she hasn't blown out vagina. Oh, that's wonderful, this time. Seven. Seven. Sorry.
Starting point is 00:28:11 I don't know where I am, I guess. Come nuggets. All right, we'll describe the clip because I don't think it's gonna fucking play it for the reason. Oh, okay, so that's her describing her vagina. Go, like, tightening back up. But that she said that, like like when they took the babies out, they like shredded her vagina and the doctor stitched it back
Starting point is 00:28:31 together wrong and she has to go get it fixed. Oh no. Yeah. It's like it's a close. She has like a merely sitting together on the like, how many holes did you want? At least one. I go, shit.
Starting point is 00:28:44 Yeah. Sorry about that. Yeah, she's like, yeah, I got to schedule the appointment to get my vagina fixed. Oh no. So how is it? Unattractive women go on the internet, talk about how gross they are, and they're famous. What's the formula there?
Starting point is 00:29:00 Well, because I understand a tractive girl is going out and talking about their vaginas. I watch those videos. Enjoy those. Un tractive girl's going out and talking about their vaginas. I watch those videos. I enjoy those. On a tractive girls, going out and talking about gross their vaginas are, I don't get it. Well, I'd rather watch them eat woppers. I think girls like it.
Starting point is 00:29:14 Oh, okay. This is probably not for me. Right. Good point, I did. All right. So clip 8 to all the teens that had unplanned pregnancies while they were high on drugs and alcohol. Colleen thinks you're your award, your count is.
Starting point is 00:29:26 Cool. It's bursting your child out of your vagina out of your body and doing the work and pushing him out and then him going on my chest. I felt like a whole lot of say, oh, my pants are getting tight over here. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, let's talk about more about what's going on with your vagina again.
Starting point is 00:29:45 Go ahead and get your chest. First thing you're child out of your body and doing the work and pushing him out and then him going on my chest. I felt like a god. I know it's a weird thing to say, but I felt like a warrior. Like it was crazy.
Starting point is 00:29:59 I felt like, and even if you have a C section, you are a goddess and you are a warrior too. Like I had a C section, you had a C section like, you are a goddess and you are a warrior too. I had a C-section, you had a C-section, like any woman who grows a human being, like, or person who grows a human being, you're incredible. That's amazing. Well, I took a tough dump once. Yeah, I felt like I went through a ward. Is that count?
Starting point is 00:30:18 I salute you, sir. Congratulations. That's impressive. Thank you for my service. All right. All right, well that's everything. These are the first ones to realize that childbirth is painful.
Starting point is 00:30:28 Is this new to somebody? Did it? No? No, it told me. I don't know for. I wish I would have known. I don't want to explain to me. That was the deal. All right, let's get away from this
Starting point is 00:30:38 because this is fucking gross. I want to play a quick game here. Quiz time, guys. You're going to hear Trish rattle off some celebrities that she'd be nervous to meet. Now, she herself is a huge celebrity going to be on White Load of Season 3, as we know. And she is gonna explain that she's not nervous
Starting point is 00:30:55 from people except for these people. The quiz is what names does she say out of her mouth? All right, good luck. Would you be like Superstar Struck if you met him in person? She's the only person I don't think I could meet. There's like a few people, Drarred, Whitney Spears, I think I'm coming, might be up there. And Christian Chenoweth, I just feel like inferior to them.
Starting point is 00:31:13 I think they're just, especially talented people, especially singers. Now, two funny things here. The one that I heard was Britney Spears. Okay. And she goes, I get very nervous around singers. Britney Spears is not a talented singer. So you don't have to be nervous around her.
Starting point is 00:31:25 You're fine. She sucks. Alan coming? Yeah, I heard. What were the, I mean, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I then there's a fourth one in there too, and I have no idea. Yeah, some woman, I don't know. Why did she talk like that? I thought she had a straw.
Starting point is 00:31:51 It's a lot of Broadway references between these two. They throw a lot of Broadway actors at you. Yes, they watch some reality show about Broadway. So they're not even like into Broadway, but they just watch the TV show. They're like, oh, I know about Broadway. Oh, Kristen Chenoweth was the other one day. Okay. And who's that? She's from Wicked. She's like a little blind. That's why we bring Chuckery. He knows that shit. I don't. I don't know all that Broadway shit, boy. So obviously, this is their second episode. people are saying You women are talking too fast. They're getting feedback from the listeners and Colleen turns us into a positive somehow
Starting point is 00:32:32 Um, and then Rosalind said how fast Trish talks is how fast Haleen thinks perfect duo and I love back I'm in so much. I love it It's like literally so accurate because we do talk so fast and we talk over each other and our our topics changed 24-7 like we cannot shut up. Yeah, all the time even in real life Like literally so accurate, because we do talk so fast and we talk over each other and our topics changed 24, seven, like we cannot shut up. Yeah, all the time, even in real life. I know, it is not stuff like this. And so anyway, a lot of people mention that
Starting point is 00:32:52 we will talk too fast and not too fast. People are saying they like it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wrong. No. That's definitely not the case at all. So I love that Kathleen pays herself a compliment. She talks as fast as my brain works.
Starting point is 00:33:06 Probably not. Just based on what I've seen so far, I doubt that that's the case. And then they act like people like it. You know what I heard, Andy? I heard that I have you on the show every week because it makes me seem way funnier. That's what I'm hearing. I don't even just pay themselves to the compliments.
Starting point is 00:33:21 So the sewing sounds sounds so I'm really smart. A lot of people are saying that. Yeah, a lot of people are saying that. Yeah, a lot of people are saying, service, all right. For foreshadowing, they're talking about fan interaction and they're getting suggestions on what they should do on their show
Starting point is 00:33:34 and they want to do it all. But thank you for all the suggestions because we have so many ideas already, but like, we'll keep them coming. We'll do all of your ideas. Yes. Wrong. It's over. It's over. The C-man would say it's over.
Starting point is 00:33:48 Sorry. Sorry about that. All right, Andy, I'll get back to you because I know everyone wants to see what these two women look like. Right. Well, speaking of what they look like, it's always a great idea for your show when you have to rely on Cornball props and costumes to make it interesting. Yes, but they trust up in different costumes every episode. I should have mentioned that.
Starting point is 00:34:08 Yeah, Clip 12. Yeah, and they get very excited about it too. Confidence. We're back in action today. Oh, yeah. We're workout barbies. We're 80s workout barbies. 80s workout barbies. Very specific. A very niche costume today. Yeah, I watch high-tech Barbie costumes and this was like the first, you know what's weird, they don't have a traditional Barbie costume. Like, no, they probably do. They just don't make the same costume in size two and size XXXXL. I think it was a hint from the producer.
Starting point is 00:34:33 I like the one from a number to a guy's size. Yes. Do the XXXXXL. But they don't make it between two and Vinnie. You know what I'm saying? That's how costumes work. That's pretty fucking funny. All right.
Starting point is 00:34:50 What else? All right. 13 Trish wants to know all about Colleen's auditions coming up and Trisha can't get a role. She can't get a call back. She can't get an audition. Oh, it makes sense. Talk about it.
Starting point is 00:35:01 You're such an exciting week coming up. So I'm manifesting a good week for you. I know. Well, I can say much. Oh, by the way, don't manifest anything for me, Trish. She's manifesting a good week for Colleen. This is the week that our life falls apart. I think that's what she was. Man, it's like an auditioning kind of thing, which is mean, crazy that you're auditioning, but like love that you audition.
Starting point is 00:35:21 You're not like your head isn't like I should have audition. You're like, oh, yeah. Oh my god. No, I've never thought I shouldn't have you audition. You're not like, your head isn't like, I should have audition. You're like, oh yeah. Oh my God, no, I've never thought I shouldn't have to audition. Really? No way, I'm a horrible audition. Auditioner though. I get so nervous. And you're, yeah, we can't, we're gonna be.
Starting point is 00:35:33 I'm gonna call back. Like, if I get a call back for something, then I feel like, oh, they liked me. Now I'm okay. I just think it's so funny that an accused child abuser is the likable one. And it's so, that's a really good point. Yeah, and Trisha's paydice is like,
Starting point is 00:35:47 I can't work with you. Well, I got Trisha pay, I can't work with Trisha paydice. How famous are these people think that they are? Where she goes, oh, you still go on additions? Yeah. How old are you going to get a job in show business? Yeah. To say, the 14 is a little more audition envy.
Starting point is 00:36:06 Maybe I'm the idiot. I think, yeah. An eye audition for Glee a few times. No, why do they not cast you? You're, I'm a horrible auditioner. Or maybe, Or maybe, It's not good enough.
Starting point is 00:36:16 Like, I support their decisions. Which character do you relate to? And Glee is a problematic a of it right now. We really want to see. I know there's a lot of some of them that's so bad at. Trisha is saying that Glee is a problematic show that Collino almost ended up on. And you know, do you know why that is? Some of the people from that, well, one of the guys died.
Starting point is 00:36:36 The other lead of the show was Cus of being racist. I don't know. A bunch of reasons. I guess there's a lot of things about that children. One of the guys died. Is that a reason for something to be problematic? I think he died. I can't watch Fast the Furious anymore.
Starting point is 00:36:52 I'm sorry. He was murdered, but one of the guys died. So there's a glee's problematic. So careful, you know, a pot don't call it a kettle black. I know, right. Trish is actually more of like a fat, or a silo calling a kettle. Yeah, or no, sure.
Starting point is 00:37:10 Problematic. Yeah. All right, they both have some issues. Now, I want to talk about who's more excited to have this podcast out of the two of them. It seems like maybe Trisha's. She's shot out of the can in this one. I would, there's a live chat.
Starting point is 00:37:24 You were there, the live chat. Yeah, I'm really excited about this podcast. I was like, Trisha's, she's shot out of the can in this one. I would say, you were the live chat, because I am really excited about this podcast. I was like, Trisha is more excited and I was like, I know. Whoever talks faster is more excited is what I've learned about this. And they're having so much fun. We're having so much fun and love this and this is like totally just it's the best. Even if it's the best, the best time, like switch it so you expect the best. So I listen to a lot of podcasts, it's the best. Even if it's a bad, bad, bad time. Like, switch it so you expect the best. So I listen to a lot of podcasts, it's my job. And the good ones never explained to you
Starting point is 00:37:49 how much fun they're having and how great it is and how it's the best, they don't need to. These would not try to convince themselves, their audience, anyone who will listen, that this is great, we're all having fun, this is the best. And I noticed because unfortunately, like like I said the YouTube videos are gone So you can't go and watch these videos
Starting point is 00:38:08 But there's a lot of people who are reacting to them. We're all missing out. There's a lot of reaction videos Which tell me a lot of people didn't think it was the best there were a few people out there Thought maybe this kind of sucked but for some fucking dumb ass reason these idiots think that this is gonna get picked up And they're gonna be on television. They think this show this show is so good that they're gonna be on TV. But I think things are gonna change. That's why I say I know ICS being on TV, we could be Kelly and Markinsway. Well, so you know what I mean? I don't even know what that is.
Starting point is 00:38:35 Kelly Rip and Markins, oh my god. Kelly Rip. I'm not gonna rip out of secret. No, Markins are co-hosts now. We could be that. I'm so very. We could be the view but not judgy. It's people are retarded.
Starting point is 00:38:47 They aspire to be the view but not judgey. She's Christ, good luck with that. Yeah. All right, play us out, Andy. What else you got on this? You might think that the show is dumb as fuck but they're gonna take it to a spiritual place. Okay.
Starting point is 00:39:02 Clip 17. All right, I'm glad to hear that. And even watching like Prince of Egypt I was like God was like, it the way the old Hesterin does it. a spiritual place. Okay. Clip 17. All right. I'm glad to hear that. And even watching like Prince of Egypt, I was like, God was like, it the way the Old Testament does it. It sounds like so. He punishes us. He's telling people like, kills the first one.
Starting point is 00:39:12 I'm like, this is like a mean God. Like, I don't know. I like this God. Yes. Angry. Why do they portray him as that? Because I'm my God. It's not that.
Starting point is 00:39:20 Yeah. I mean, that's why do they make him like that in the Old Testament? I didn't write it. I mean, I don't know. I was like, God, and he just wrote the Bible. They didn't. That's what I always thought too. I guess it's the word of the Lord
Starting point is 00:39:30 who's deciphering this, who lost in translation. I mean, yeah, like, it's, yeah. It's a lot. I think they saw us up and twisted it, and then I don't know. Also, maybe people, I feel like back then, people are on hallucinogens, like Moses seeing the burning bush.
Starting point is 00:39:40 I'm like, is that a true story? And he's just like, well, you could have been like on a hallucinogens or something like that. And just thought he heard God or something. Yeah, or like a bush was on fire. No'm like, is that a true story? And he's just like, well, he could have been like on a hallucinogens or something like that. And just thought he heard God or like a bush was on fire. No, no, you're right. The first of Jesus wrote the Bible. Jesus also wrote God wrote the Bible together. They also wrote everybody poops. And I, the Holy Ghost goes wrote, uh, it's easy for you to say. Yes. And I go to go to the fuck to bad, I believe, was also read by Jesus.
Starting point is 00:40:06 Holy shit, then there's some dumb stuff right there. And for everyone who's just like, you know, the burning bush, there was a lot of crazy shit in there. The parting of the red sea, the Noah's Ark, they're metaphors. This is it, no one says this really happened on earth. I mean, people believe that because they're,
Starting point is 00:40:20 none nuts, but the whole point of the Bible is to teach the lesson, whatever. I kind of think Colleen, I know what am I gonna say. I think Coll point of the Bible is to teach less, whatever. I gotta think Colleen. I know what am I gonna say. I think Colleen docks herself to get away from this show. You think so? Yeah, yeah, I can't work with this. But I'm goofing at your dudes.
Starting point is 00:40:33 It's not a much of a joke. I gotta go to jail. Somebody please leak this. I can't do this anymore. I can't fuck away from this person. All right, Andy, is that, are we good on this? I am. I am as well.
Starting point is 00:40:44 And that means that's gonna bring us to the Bridge of the Week. Bridge of the Week. And the Cringe of the Week comes in, a suggestion from our discord. And Glenn Beck is doing an ad read. I don't think he thought this one through. He's trying to improvise a little bit here.
Starting point is 00:41:01 Interesting. Trying to have a little fun with the copy. Finally. And it doesn't really go well. Call Goldline. They're waiting for your call now at 866 Goldline. 866 Goldline. My N word.
Starting point is 00:41:18 What? That didn't really back a minute. Yeah. That's a stupid lie. I'm a fool. Why was he thinking there? Back in minute Why was he thinking there? It seemed like a really poor decision on his fire. He's a veteran broadcaster as they say in the business That definitely was a a cringe of the week there. Okay guys. We were about
Starting point is 00:41:47 12 minutes out from Shuleen Brian coming on the show. So what I'm going to do is I want to get into, I mentioned on the last show, I had a bunch of OP stuff that we didn't get to. OP had Chad Zumaak on his morning live stream. And there's a lot to get to there. So I think I'm going to start doing some OP stuff. We'll bring on Shuleen Brian. And then after that that we'll get back and we'll finish it up, and then I also have some Stuttering John things that I want to discuss. Well, John, there's too much to get to with John. I went on Drew and Mike's show,
Starting point is 00:42:15 they put it up on YouTube, and we played some of the stuff from John's second ever hypocrisy police episode. You know what, we'll be talking about this. Fuck Opie, we'll get the Opie later. Yeah. John does his second ever hypocrisy police show and he brings on Richard O'Jeta. And I played a bunch of clips with Drew and Mike. People can find them. The Drew and Mike channel on YouTube. And basically what it is is John brings on his only friend left. Rich,
Starting point is 00:42:39 maybe I am now again, but we'll talk about that for now. Yeah. So he brings out his only friend in the world, Richard Ojeta, who he calls Richard Oheeda, because he doesn't listen. And he wants to explain to Richard all the losers who are trolling and trashing him. He's bringing up the Riko episode, and he's pointing at Chad Zumak, and Anthony Kumia and me,
Starting point is 00:43:04 and he's looking at Shuley and he's going through all the different people and every time Rich doesn't know what any of these people are. This is not in his world at all. He's not like an old, oh, what are you guys? He's just sitting and blinking. He's sitting there, but every time he gets a chance to get a word and he goes, why are you giving this oxygen jet? What are you doing?
Starting point is 00:43:21 Why are you telling? Why are you even talking about this? And he was explaining to him. We tried many different ways to explain to John People are tuning out. They don't want to see this and the only thing they're gonna do is go and check out what those guys are doing because you keep talking about them and you're giving them Content by continuing to talk about them. And so you're just perpetuating this thing and every single time John would go I know but let me just tell you about this No, no, no, no, no, you're right, you're right, but hold on a second. We're going to go with this assholes doing,
Starting point is 00:43:50 and then this guy over here. So it's so funny because I don't know what's going to happen with him and Richard, if he's going to be kind of the new sidekick, like they kind of were doing when John was ending his first run there, because you know, House Parks went away and it was tough to get guests on there. So it was him and Richard talking politics.
Starting point is 00:44:09 Well, that's all Richard wants to talk about as politics. He doesn't want to talk about Anthony Cumia and, you know, whatever he happened with Danny Brand seven years ago. And I was like, he's just like, okay, whatever. He's like, no, you know, the whole bunch of Erases, those guys is like, all right, then why are we talking about him? Well, I want the fuck who cares. Richard wants to talk about politics the way we want to talk about John.
Starting point is 00:44:32 Right, right. That's all I want to talk about. Fast forward, stuttering John, I had a conversation with him yesterday because he got very mad at me because Vince the attorney, or Vince the lawyer, whatever the fuck he goes by, many. I'm in a private text thread with him and Shuley and someone else. And whatever, we're having a conversation.
Starting point is 00:44:55 And I bring up something about my new house that I bought in Florida and what a coincidence it is that it happens to me near someone else's house named Southern John Melendez. All right. This was not meant for anyone's eyeballs. People have figured this out. It's been on the Reddit and stuff, but I obviously am not giving this information out. But Vince, who needs attention, anyway, can get it, decides to take a screen grab of that and post it on Reddit. I didn't know that. All I know is that I get a message from Suthering John
Starting point is 00:45:26 with that screen grab, and I know it's from Vince, because anytime you're in a group text, you see who the other people are, you're texting with their initials at the top. The one that's missing is Vince. So Vince is fine. Who's sending this out? Is not meant for anyone, is not meant for the internet.
Starting point is 00:45:42 John takes that screen grab and goes, what the fuck, Carl, you're doxing me now? You told me you wouldn't dox me This is on it starts threatening me, you know, I eat those where I live and all this stuff and I'm like Jesus Christ So I assumed because I know that Vince and John talk I assume that Vince sent that to John did Vitt did Vince know that John is in Florida Did Vince know that or is that information that you gave Vince? Well, this is well known by anyone who follows mothering Jay. Okay.
Starting point is 00:46:11 Muttering Jay on Twitter cracked this case a week or two ago. And I didn't know about this had a time. And when I saw a mothering Jay, part of this, I DMed him, I'm like, where are you getting this information from? I know I'm going to get accused of leaking this and I don't want that. And so I actually, I'm like, my manager, where did you get this information from? Because John's going to assume I leaked this to you. So he went through, he goes, this is how we got it.
Starting point is 00:46:36 And he went through all these different things. There was a screenshot. So John was sharing his computer and he had his browser up and all of his tabs. Oh, okay. This is going back. I don't even know how many months. But one of them was an address in Cape Coral from Zillow. So that he's looking at houses in Cape Coral.
Starting point is 00:46:56 So anyway, to that and oh, real estate transactions are public and you can look things up, whatever. So, so I'm wondering Jay figured this out. So I assume that Vince the attorney knows that and everyone else knows that too. I don't know if they do or not, but whatever. It's out there. So anyway, all Vince does is he posts that, uh, text thread, the screen grab from his phone, and then John sends that screen grab to me. So,
Starting point is 00:47:18 I assume Vince sent it to John and I get back in the thread and I'm like, Vince, what the fuck is wrong with you? What are you doing? This was not for anyone else's eyes, but ours. Why would you do that? And then Vince thinks he's got a big gotcha on me. He's like, I didn't say that to Southern John. So fucking apologize. No, you didn't have to apologize, Carl. It's no worries.
Starting point is 00:47:36 I'm gonna don't, you don't have to apologize to me. And I'm like, I don't care how John got it. Actually, it's way worse. You posted that and read it. For everyone to see, for John John to see and then accuse me of Doxing him and all this shit. I'm like dude if I'm ever and this goes for all of us I don't even we don't just say this because you guys know if we're emailing each other or texting That's for you. Right. That's for you to see. Oh, yeah, that's not something that I need you to post on read it or the discord or
Starting point is 00:48:04 I can't believe the Vince doesn't fucking know that That's not something that I need you to post on Reddit or the discord or I Can't believe the Vince doesn't fucking know that he's a fucking more. He's an attorney. I know as supposedly That's what my wife kept saying to him like I don't care if he's a plumber. Yeah, everyone fucking knows it's just common courtesy You don't post someone's personal Message to you. Are we else supposed to be glad that John is back and making this all laughs some more? Why are we all trying to drive him away like immediately? Why are we doing this? Well Vince needs attention anyway. He wants to be a part of this world.
Starting point is 00:48:32 Well, no, he's talking about Vince. So John, I know. So John messaged me and he's very upset. So I'm on the drew and Mike showed. He calls me. So I pull up the phone, I'm on the show. He's like, call me back. I'm like, fine. So I call him after I get done with the show.
Starting point is 00:48:48 And, you know, we have a conversation about it. I explain what happened. I explained to him that threatening me. He's not cool. He says he didn't threaten me. Okay, whatever. So we leave it at that. Then I'm doing the creep off bonus show this morning with Vinny over here.
Starting point is 00:49:03 And there's Southern Johnny Fone again calling me. What the fuck is this? So I pulled up put on that speaker phone. John is freaking out. Carl, this is nuts. I know that everyone warned me about Chad but now he's threatening me and he's threatening. I got I got the police involved with the police involved and I got the FBI involved and I'm like I'm like John Meanwhile, recording all of this out of the creep office. We weren't live, thankfully. We cut it out. I'm saying it now, I guess it doesn't matter.
Starting point is 00:49:29 But I don't know how to navigate these things. That's not the point. Take that clip and bring it to this. Bring it to the week next time. Yeah. No, he said all this on his show afterwards. I didn't know what he was gonna talk about. So John goes,
Starting point is 00:49:44 Carl, we got to talk about this thing. He goes, I didn't know what he was gonna talk about. So John goes, oh, we gotta talk about this thing. He goes, I'm going live at 10 o'clock. He's on the west coast. Can I say that? I don't fucking know. I'm going live. It's guys all over the place. I know.
Starting point is 00:49:57 I'm going to live at one o'clock in the Eastern. Can you come on the show? I go, send me the link. Okay. So then he sends me the link. And I go on Southern Judd show today. Something I go send me the link. Okay, so then he sends me the link. And I go on Southern John show today. Something I wasn't planning on doing. It was his or her busy day for me.
Starting point is 00:50:10 I do the creep off and then I prep for who was his podcast and I do that. Anyway, I go on John show because according to John, Chad Zubak is out of control. Like he's got a flamethrower going up to his house right now. He's just ready to fucking burn it down. It turns out as I'm talking to John a flamethrower going up to his house right now and he's just ready to fucking burn it down. It turns out as I'm talking to John and he's showing me, he's actually messaging me, the
Starting point is 00:50:31 tweets that he put out and the text message throughout the day of going on, Chad tweeted something that was something like, I know where you live and then hashtag stay tuned. Now is that a threat? Probably. Would I take it seriously? No. Yeah, from anyone else you might, but. I want, that's what John said.
Starting point is 00:50:50 He goes, well, Chad's got a criminal record. So I got to take this seriously. Well, good point. Can't wait to argue with that. But I said to John on his show, you can, I have it still up, you can watch it. I go, Chad, you literally threatened me in a very similar fashion. You said that you were in a biker gang and you knew where I lived and
Starting point is 00:51:09 you're going to make my life in Florida interesting. He goes, oh, well, Carl, I'm not, I'm not in a biker gang. I know that. He's also not a member of the hypocrisy police who you should have called. I go, Jen, I know that. That's why I didn't call the FBI. You see my points? I go, I'm like, John, John, you gotta not take this so fucking seriously. Chad's not doing anything to you. And also, I'll explain this to him too on the show.
Starting point is 00:51:36 I go, I've gotten death threats before. I never take them seriously. Anyone who's going to kill you or who wants to ruin your life is not going to publicly announce it beforehand It's a really dumb move even for a guy like Chad would not do something like that be really fucking stupid so I Try to explain to him to deescalate things. I go. Why don't you give it a day? Because he's talking to Tampa police and talking to FBI. He's got all these things. He's gonna get restraining order
Starting point is 00:52:02 Where's where's big tough guy that's gonna fight three guys in 10 minutes? He loves to go back and forth. Because I explain to him, I go, well you're threatening violence on people. It's not what he's talking about, like well you're gonna piss the whip and the coupi because like that was a joke. Ha ha ha't have the screen pulled up this whole time.
Starting point is 00:52:28 Anyway, so that was interesting. I guess John got Chad's Twitter taken down for 12 hours. Chad's all pissed off about that because he's in Twitter jail right now. He can't tweet. And better than regular jail, Chad. It's better than regular jail. And you know, Tampa police, so he's gonna send,
Starting point is 00:52:47 I don't know what Jon's gonna do, but I assume he's gonna send them this tweet that Chad put out that said, I know where you live, hashtag stay tuned and the police are gonna go, all right, well, I'm besting for you to do is stay tuned. Yeah, so this plays out, shall we? Maybe you're getting a pizza.
Starting point is 00:53:04 I don't know, I just. I can't even imagine. And the whole time I'm on John's show today, I got a guy feeding me information, thankfully, because I keep it up on this as well as I should be. And that is when Shule E. Gar, what's up Shule? Hi, everybody. Hi guys. Hello.
Starting point is 00:53:20 So how are we doing? I'm doing well. What a weird day actually. I mean, I know you guys were busy. What's funny is, so let me give you a little, a few more updates on this saga that's going on. Please, because we were watching John on MLC right when we were starting the show.
Starting point is 00:53:37 And none of us wanted to do the show. Like let's just watch this, but, you know, we're professional. So even before that, on his show, at some point, he started getting texts from Chad saying, I'm on my way to your place now. So there's this really, you listen, there's this really amazing thing that he does at one point where he picks up his phone and he goes, uh, Siri called John and, and all of a sudden
Starting point is 00:54:03 he just, he has the, and I swear, it's like somebody auditioning for something. And the part, the sides have to do with having a phone call, because it just didn't seem real. He was just like answering too fast. And people in the chat were like, this is a fake call,
Starting point is 00:54:21 and he's like, he's telling this guy, Johnny, I need you to go over to the house. This guy's text to me, he says he's on his way. Yeah, no, his name's Chad Zumak. He goes, he's a white guy. And he's like, and he's doing this whole thing. And then he hangs up and he goes up. Maybe I'll call the cops too, but he goes,
Starting point is 00:54:38 it's about two hours before he gets there. So I have time. And then he's like doing the text thing where he's like touching one finger at a. And then he's like doing the text thing where he's like touching one finger at a time, but he's saying sentences. So he's like, he's like, be there for the next 30 minutes. And he's just pushing like one at a time. So he wasn't pulling you. She was. It was so strange. It was so strange. But the best part is I'm texting Chad and I'm going, you're not texting John right now. Are you and I don't hear from him. I don't, and I'm like,
Starting point is 00:55:10 ah, fuck, I go, I hope Chad's not on a bender or something. And then I get a text from like 45 minutes later, he goes, I just landed in Ohio. So he's getting the air the entire time. John thinks he's on his way to his house. And then, and then MLC, I mean, it was just amazing. So another thing, just a peek behind the scenes here, I don't know why John called me about this chat thing. I have nothing to do with that. I guess he has no fucking friends. Well, I, I, I, I learned today that Tookie wants to be his friend.
Starting point is 00:55:42 Tookie's super chat of them and John gave him smooches, so that's good. That's tremendous. Yeah. I was messaging with tookie's, like, that's the best five bucks I've ever spent. Yeah. I said, this reminds me of when people were like, yeah, give high pitch to my number.
Starting point is 00:55:55 I'm like, are you sure? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And two weeks later, they're like, dude, he's hitting me up for mortgage payments. Like, please, get me out of this loop. loop. So John similar. What does that sound like? Oh, where's Donnie Surely the the snipe stream with Chad and John was, you know, if you, if it was possible to make me fall in love with Chad Zuma, he guys did it.
Starting point is 00:56:30 That was so great. Wow. Hi, praise. I mean, he, he, you say what you will scumbag or not, he was amazing that day. All right. We can all agree on that. Yeah, that I think we can agree on. So the crazy thing is, and I don't know how I got myself into this position, because all I've done is make fun
Starting point is 00:56:46 of Chad Zuma considering John for the last year of my life. And I have John coming to me saying Chad's a lunatic, and Chad not even knowing that John did that, is messaging me their text conversation, to show me what a fucking lunatic John is. I'm like, how am I, now you're mediating it? Now how am I mediating this thing? So I got John showing, I'm telling him, I'm like, yeah, no, now you're mediating this thing. So I got John show
Starting point is 00:57:05 and I'm telling him, I get no, Chad is a little to take you're right. That's very true. But also cool, your jets, since the end of the world, he's not murdering your children. That's the whole thing too. John just keeps pulling that children card where he's like, give them my kids my kids might live in that house someday. It's like they don't you're fine. I mean, you, you can write anything in that chat and give him five bucks and he'll believe it if it's in his fit like the, like the, like the pope is stream sniping. Oh, really?
Starting point is 00:57:30 Okay. Thanks, Pope. Thanks a lot. You're piece of shit. He's already pissed. Yeah. Oh my gosh. All right.
Starting point is 00:57:38 So that gets us caught up on everything that's going on. Now the big showdown is set to begin because as you guys know Once again in the middle of this I am friends with Shulie Egar. I am friends with Brian Johnson. You're friends with everyone man I know that's that people are upset with me about it now Kevin Brunner's calling me out because I'm too friendly You're in too deep Darni Brasco So basically, what happened was Brian Johnson finally went on Mizrilo's company. It was a long time in the making because as you guys might recall,
Starting point is 00:58:14 give a quick recap. He was scheduled to go on MLC, Bob Levy, message Kevin before then, said why are we having this guy on? He just wants to trash Shule. And then so they didn't get a chance to talk. So Kevin comes on the show and they kind of hash it out there in real time.
Starting point is 00:58:30 So you don't want to have this guy on. You're worried about your friend Shuley, whatever. So Brian's watching, he goes, what fuck this? I'll go over to chess. So then Brian goes on Chet Zumaak show. And that was, we've covered that pretty well on the show. That was amazing. It was an amazing move by Brian Hoherius and Chad got a big W that day.
Starting point is 00:58:47 Unbeknownst to him, he didn't do anything to deserve it. It was got the W that day. It's so easy for Chad to get these Ws and everybody else is fighting his battles for him. Right. I mean, it doesn't happen often, but that's two winners. That's two now. It was a mailbox W. He just woke up and it was there waiting for him. Yeah. He didn't have to do now. There's a mailbox W he just woke up and it was there waiting for him. Yeah, right. So Brian is it's come on this show and he's gone on other shows he's talked
Starting point is 00:59:10 about. He has an issue or a couple issues with Shuley and for a while there. Well, you know, when we bring him in before I set this up anymore, the great Brian Johnson everybody, what's up? Yeah, I'm cruel. Can I say? do want to say the reason why I set this up is because And it's me bad. I see. See, this is what I was already complaining about. It's gonna be a love fast. So I do want to say that the reason why I set this up is because Brian went on MLC Monday. They were playing it on the BS show Tuesday morning and Julie goes, I liked Brian on the show. I thought Brian did a great job.
Starting point is 00:59:57 And I'd like to talk to the guy. So I went, oh, shit, I should probably set this up. So I reached out to both those guys. They agreed to do this. Thank you guys so much for being on this platform and doing this your first communication with each other. And so I want to ask starting with you, Shuley, because you were very dismissive of Brian Johnson. You seem to do zero research on who he was.
Starting point is 01:00:16 You were just like, you're like, I know the fuck this guy is fuck this guy. And I'm just curious. I know you have a lot of haters, but I'm just curious why you wouldn't have done just like the bare minimum to find out who this guy is. It seems we're talking to you know, it's, it's a great question, Carl. And you bring up a great point. One that I clearly clearly didn't see, you know, at that, I think at that point, there was just so much shit flung at me every day from every possible direction.
Starting point is 01:00:44 just so much shit flung at me every day from every possible direction. Uh, uh, from every possible direction. And again, I got to bring up E rock because he sends me, he sends me this text, right? And Brian, I'm not trying to be a dick or like one up here. I was not familiar with you. I was not familiar with the TV show. I'm not a comic book guy. I didn't know familiar with you. I was not familiar with the TV show. I'm not a comic book guy. I didn't know anything about you. I didn't know the podcast either.
Starting point is 01:01:09 And out of the blue, EROC text me and he goes, Sky, I do my show with Brian Johnson hates you. He goes, you want to come on? And I'm just like, who the fuck, like everybody wants me to come on to fucking scream at me? I'm like, who is Brian Johnson? And I'm just like, what's his problem with me?
Starting point is 01:01:27 And he goes, well, we could talk about it when we're on the air. And I'm like, no, I'm good, man. I don't know. And I didn't know anything about you. And I just kind of assumed that you were, I don't know, part of a, there are tears to this dabble verse, right? So I just assumed Brian was on the lower
Starting point is 01:01:47 tears of the dabble verse. And I'm like, I'm not going to waste my time with this shit. I'm not going to go on there, you know? And that was just the way I thought of it, you know? You were right about. We don't have many viewers. I've researched, I've researched since my friend you, you, you are past Melendez on that ladder. I'll tell you that of success. Yeah. And so that's how I measure it too. Who's a Bob? Who's below? Right. Yeah. So I will say that E rock, I love E rock and he's a great guy, but he did go about that the wrong way. Like you could have explained a little bit more about why he wanted to come on.
Starting point is 01:02:26 Would you kindly with them? And there's zero other examples of Shuley not preparing for something, right? There's no other. Exactly. Exactly. I mean, what am I going to change now? What's the point? All right.
Starting point is 01:02:38 So I just want to say two things, Carl. Yes. One was that while I respect the collective opinion of Shuleys Anonymous, it will neither govern my opinion. I didn't do that. I'm impressed with the Marshall half-stock back there. Thank you. From John's fridge. From Son of a John's old house. Yeah, this is better in John's old place. That's my background. All right. No, so I guess long story short, you know, once I started researching Brian and got over being a but hurt about him not liking me, I was like, I kept seeing him pop up on different things.
Starting point is 01:03:24 And I'm just like, this guy's all right. I got no hold on. If we can just quiet down, we can hear Kevin screaming Piazza while he's watching this right now. But yeah, I had, and I especially thought he was great on MLC on such a interesting day that he was booked on that. That wasn't an easy appearance. And him and Melton were great on there.
Starting point is 01:03:44 Oh, it was super easy. I just sat there and watched the first pair of minutes. That episode of The Mystery Love's Company on Monday was so explosive. It started off with Kevin and Bob just screaming at each other and it was so funny because Kevin would just be going off, spittle going everywhere and be like, Brian, what do you think?
Starting point is 01:04:02 All right, Brian, you go now. Yeah. It was the funniest fucking thing because everyone's just like watching like, so anyway, I was gonna say they started screaming at each other again. And the best part, well, that's making about me, but I will for one second is,
Starting point is 01:04:14 I'm supposed to do it with my wife in the car, we're driving back home, and it's hilarious. Kevin's all upset about that Uncle Rico show we did the night before, and I'm listening, and I'm listening over my wife, and I go, how am I avoiding any of the shrapnel here? They're not breaking me up at all. And then immediately I try to say that. KP goes into about me and just starts smashing me
Starting point is 01:04:33 as hard as possible. I'm like, well, I probably shouldn't have manifested that. I suppose. Yeah, you're a manifesting machine. You're gonna go so hard on your chest. You're moving in, everybody's fucking in your life. It's crazy. It's fucking nuts. So let's talk about Brian. You've never really never gotten a chance to explain to Shuley what some of your gripes are. And I want to give you an opportunity now.
Starting point is 01:04:55 To get that. No, he's, I don't think he's ever heard. And I don't even know if like on MLC, I sent in a super chat and I mentioned Shouly and KB, message me, he said, do you want to come on the show and talk shit about Shouly? I said, yeah, sure, why not? Now, I assumed that they would have Shouly on. Like we're doing right now, that's what I assumed. But then when I went to look for the link, it wasn't there. And I started to watch the show and quickly found out that I guess Bob had run interference and I wasn't gonna be on. Now I sat down to watch. I would have never said anything.
Starting point is 01:05:29 I would have never done anything because I'm not really like, it depends on my level of medication right now I'm pretty good so I'm calm. But I would not have like ran to another outlet to bash surely. But then when I sat down and started watching, like Bob was saying
Starting point is 01:05:45 all this shit about me and like, and like, but by virtue of the fact that he protected you, I'm like, Bob has shit on me in Iraq for years now. Yes. They've both said some very unkind things, just like you, Mr. Shule, you said something very unkind and not true, I might add. Okay. Well, we could talk about that. Yeah, we'll get into that. That's a good answer. Yeah. But I want to clarify one thing real quick that I in no way ever told Bob do not go on this show. If he's coming on or tell Kevin not to have him on, I didn't know who I was, right? So I never once got involved, but I know Kevin likes to say that I instructed Bob to put up a fight or whatever.
Starting point is 01:06:26 I just think Bob was just like you said, protecting a friend, you know? Yeah, and I completely understood it. It was only after he started coming at me that I was like, fuck this fucking Cripp Keeper. And so I, that's why I went on Chad. And when we had a little back and forth, but honestly, after that, I'm being completely transparent here, so people could call me a piazza if they want, but I'm like, well, that was empty. Like I had to feel better.
Starting point is 01:06:51 I felt like, I don't think I'm cut out for this part of it. I think I'm cut out to watch and text Carl and say, have you seen this shit? And did you, in fact, did you see Stuttering John on MLC? He was, that's my name, Dope Stradamus, according to the Stuttering John, I'm sure he made that up. The good one. That he was accusing somebody of sending that video
Starting point is 01:07:12 of him in bed to... Yes, that was very confusing. I was saying Adam sent it. So I sent Adam an email and I said, tell John that I hacked his phone and that's how I got the video. I saw him in a coffee shop because I the video. I saw him in a coffee shop because I have a couple photos of him in a coffee shop
Starting point is 01:07:28 that somebody sent, he rocks him. I have that too. Yeah, so I sent them in to sort of like further proof that I saw him and I said, tell him, tell him I jacked all his videos and photos. That's hilarious. When in reality, I saw it on Reddit. Like everyone else.
Starting point is 01:07:42 He's on Reddit by someone who did his Patreon, right? He's the most, like, I have bouts of paranoia, What in reality I saw it on reddit like everyone else If I somebody's in his picture I know he's the most like I have bouts of paranoia like my wife will attest to that But like this dude is paranoid 24-7 but at the same time never fucking sees it coming Just because your parents can't hire alert. Yeah, just because your paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you though Correct. I mean John if anyone should be paranoid, it's not a right job for sure And especially like I would like I was saying, you know, like I sort of step back and I'm like I'm not gonna continue Like there were people online that were like Brian do a shoolly show. I'm like that is not me I'm not saying on my end same on my end and do a bright show
Starting point is 01:08:21 It well, it just pushes you do know, talk more shit about this guy. Sure, you should. And it's like, it puts you in a position where, you know, you start doing it. And like you said, you're just like, well, where do I go from here? Like, this isn't even, this isn't even what I do. This isn't even, you know, how I am. Yeah, KB is like, that's KB's brand.
Starting point is 01:08:39 So I totally agree. I agree. He does that. And he does it very well. Like, he's, he's great at it. Although I did disagree with him the other day on something that when you guys set up the troll for for John. Yeah, which I was like, this is fucking awesome. And I remember watching Chad in real time and I said to my wife about 50 minutes and I said Chad's trolling John. I was like, I don't know what the end is here, but he's trolling him. And then KB said that like it had nothing to do with Chad and Chad sucks and Chad teaming
Starting point is 01:09:07 garbage on his other shit. But I'm like, look, just because Shuley and Bob were the architects, doesn't mean you discount the guy with the hammer that fucking put the building up. But you know, like, John asked me when I was talking to him on the phone. One of the things he asked me, he goes, no, did you know that Chad was trolling me? I go, yeah, it was pretty odd. I go, I think you were before Shuley told me, we was going on, we had to see this very obvious
Starting point is 01:09:29 that you were getting trolled, John. He really should have definitely recognized that. Yeah, like I never would have guessed that it was Shuley and Bob behind it because less than 24 hours earlier, Chad's talking about Gina and Chad's talk, putting Shuley's wife up online and all this other stuff. So it's just like I have a, I'm having a very difficult time figuring out alliances
Starting point is 01:09:51 and and all that shit because I'm like, wait a second. So Carl likes, hates Chad, Chad's piece of shit. But wait, now he's on Chad's show and then KB's on Chad's show, even though he's yelling at Bob for being on a show with Chad, I'm like, I can't figure this shit out. Never been more professional wrestling than this whole well, dabble versus. This is the thing though, and people like to say that, oh, it's phony
Starting point is 01:10:14 because apparently Chad and Chewley and Bob made up behind the scenes, and then Chad and Bob had that fight on MLC that I guess was staged or whatever people want to say about it. But as I've said all along, none of us want to fight each other. That's never been the goal here. This is a roast.
Starting point is 01:10:30 They were joking. These are jokes. It's happening. People with the sets of humor know how to navigate this. That's why it's not even John Kant. Right. And the people who can have said about it are the same people who see, you know, the NWO is having dinner with a baby face after the show.
Starting point is 01:10:44 They're like, what? Wow. How is it possible? Not only that, Carl, but the same people in all the other shows, chat rooms, donating money and telling those people they're great and fuck the other person. And it's like, but where are the phonies? It's still real to be damn it. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:11:01 Bob's fly baby is real, but I'm the phone. Okay. Fine. All right. But what is real is that Brian but I'm the phone. Okay, fine. All right, but what is real is that Brian definitely hates Julie. So let's get into that. Let's go. What's your issue with Julie, Brian? I had a couple, you know what? I, I'll say this to Julia, you an apology because I was convinced that it was you that
Starting point is 01:11:19 drove John off the internet that I resented you for it because I wanted him to be this evergreen low cow that we could always turn to. And then John, he is a liar, but he said that you had nothing to do with him leaving the internet. So who am I to argue that? So for that, again, I was wrong,
Starting point is 01:11:38 and I held that against you. But some of this stuff is, it's just again, like I'm just a listener. I do a podcast shirt just again like I'm just a listener. I'm like I do a podcast sure, but like I'm just a listener. My opinion it has no more weight. That's not the talk of flydiving. I'm not frying that. You're not just a listener. You do have a podcast. You've been in show business. You come on our show quite often. I consider you one of the co-hosts, Rotating Co-hosts, on who
Starting point is 01:12:03 are these podcasts, but go ahead, as you were saying. All right, so I'm a pretty big wheel down at the cracker factory. Yeah. Correct. So this is one man's opinion, and again, I'm gonna temper it by saying that like, along the way when we're doing our podcast,
Starting point is 01:12:17 I didn't know certain things about myself. I won't go to our Reddit thread, no fucking way. What do you mean to me? They're really mean to me. Like, everybody hates us, you know. So here, here are my main issues where I think you might be able to learn. Um, yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 01:12:32 Issue number one, in your promo stuff, yes, stop acting like a badass. We're all fucking in our 50s or late 40s like you're, you're just out of prison poses. They're so grating, dude. Yo, dog. I liked you up until now I'm a little I'm a keeper. I'm telling you these are little things. These are little things But I'm like what's worth this fucking? It's not Brian. It's all I got You're not a badass. I mean in my mind. I know that. I know that. I can't fix anything around the house I pay people to mow lawns. I know I'm not a man. Let me pretend Brian, please.
Starting point is 01:13:08 But look, look, I'm on the exact same page as you. The other day, my big job for the day that my wife gave me was go around to all the patio furniture and tear the tags off the cushions. That was it. That was my manly job for the day. Oh man, that's a wifey-ly. That's a female chore.
Starting point is 01:13:23 That's a red divino jar guy. Oh, that's a radio chore. That's a radio chore guy. That's what I feel you. Carl, what the fuck, man? I know you're a young guy. So when you reach my age, you're gonna be like, wow, there's a lot of time I shouldn't have wasted. An hour and a half with Ray DeVito is gonna be one of those things you look back on.
Starting point is 01:13:38 Why'd you see me with Ray DeVito yesterday? I was like, shit. What? How frustrating was that? I go on there and I'm explaining to her how to run a good show. I was giving, shit. How frustrating was that? I go on there and I'm explaining to how to run a good show. I was giving him direction, I've never given anyone. I was showing him my notes, my process. He wasn't listening to anything I had to say.
Starting point is 01:13:54 At the end of all of it, he goes, so I should write down three bullet points before the show starts. I'm like, fine. Can I start with one bullet point? Yeah, fine, all right. But then in the middle, it's like Carl, what's better, Rigglyfield or Shay Stadium, do you think? God.
Starting point is 01:14:07 I think drunk on cringe put together like an 18 minute compilation. And it's fucking, I got through three minutes of it. I was laughing so goddamn hard. It's phenomenal. I haven't watched it yet. But I hopefully grabbed the good parts from screaming at Ray to stop. Get on fucking focus on the conversation, Ray. Anyway, see, look at us. Now we're going to go for the conversation. I'm sorry. You were saying, Brian.
Starting point is 01:14:32 I saw. So I would, and I'm not alone. I'm not alone in this. I would shed the badass image. And I found, and then you know, I don't think it's just you. I think everybody needs to shed the badass image with the fucking 50, six year old guys being like, we're gonna fight.
Starting point is 01:14:46 It's like nobody's gonna fucking fight. John is living in the fucking 90s. He sounds fundamentally retarded. And like we're all like the last, like he got a payday on the cabbie fight. So he's like, well, how can I make that same payday again? I know I'll fight these three guys. And I honestly, I really wanted you guys to do it
Starting point is 01:15:03 because there's no possible way that that fat piece of shit. That's right, John. I'm talking to you. You called me fucking Dope Stradamus earlier today. I heard you. It's done. I won't lie. It's still reeling from that one. I can tell. And it's funny because I remember like two months ago I was running to a gate to catch a flight and, and, and like, I had a ran like that in years, like, and I'm so out of shape. And I was so, I felt like I was going to fucking drop dead at the gate. And, and he's talking about all fight. He kept adding people to the fight card.
Starting point is 01:15:39 I'll fight the, the Rico, I'll fight WATP, I'll fight W-A-T-P, I'll fight Kevin, Adam, everybody. You're so right though, Brian, because, and I pointed this out too, John, because I read his book, John made so much money on that cabbie fight because he got a sponsorship deal, he had action on the fight, he won bats, so he's looking at this as this big payday, and he's got all these different angles he's going to make money on it. When I went on the show today, I said, John, John let's just do a roast we can sell out a theater Let's just do this roast of Southern John or could be the roast of Southern John and Julie There's gonna be people there who are on John's side on that one. I don't know why you won't do that
Starting point is 01:16:17 Yeah, it's just like we're on middle age Straight white guys people fucking don't like us already right. We don't need to add cringe into it Like my wife you know my wife watches everything with me and she says that she's like, oh my god This is this is crazy like these are grown men and I'm like I know I know I don't know what to make of it the fight and stuff Your aunt white white crime well, you say that we're straight men, but let's not forget she was also Jewish So thank you. That's true. And you have wood panel. So I get I'm dealing with here. I'm a bit of feminine the way I drink my beer. So yeah, that's a good point. Dude, I forgot. That's that's the
Starting point is 01:16:53 kind of shit that drives me fucking crazy about John and the fuck in the in the fucking beginning or like he won't just answer these charges, you know. Right. Well, even today, even today with Bob, like Bob was asking, like he either Bob or him asked a legitimate question. Oh, it was KB. You said, look Bob in the eye and say he's not a funny standup comment. He said, tell me Bob's not a funny because you say what you will about KB. The guy knows his fucking stand up.
Starting point is 01:17:26 He's great at stand up. And Bob is a fucking beast on stage. He's a beast. There's a reason why Kevin goes on before him, okay? Because Bob destroys. And there's no way in hell that John is being honest when he can sit there and go, Bob sucks as a comic. And immediately, instead of explaining why he feels that way,
Starting point is 01:17:47 which was the follow up question, he just starts yelling and starts singing and screaming. And it's like, people want me to have a debate. How are you supposed to have a debate with somebody like that? It's just gonna be him screaming like an idiot. Yeah, when you guys had your back and forth, and of course, I wrote and write to doublers anonymous and Shuley's anonymous to see what people thinking and how
Starting point is 01:18:09 it's weighing. And I didn't, you know, on Shuley's anonymous John destroyed or you know, that was on him as Shuley destroyed. But my feeling wasn't and again, you can confirm or disconfirm this. I'm like, it looks to me like Shuley's towing with him. Like you didn't go in their hardcore. And there was a moment where again, I'm sorry, fucking Shuley's anonymous, but I'm gonna be honest about Alicia where you did make me laugh where like he's naming all those fucking comedy clubs.
Starting point is 01:18:38 And he's like, did you do this one? Did you do that one? And you're like, nah, but keep going. We'll hit one. Like that kind of shit, like I find it amusing and dismissive of John, we'll hit one. Like that kind of shit, I find it amusing and dismissive of John, what you should be, because I just know that you...
Starting point is 01:18:48 The guy has a serious personality disorder. Like there's no doubt about it. Like to be that angry and that passionate about something that is subjective. Should we send him a link? What's up with the link? Let's get him out here. Let's get him out.
Starting point is 01:19:04 Oh my God, that would be a dream. I just want to say producer Chris here. Shuley, I just want to say the thing I loved about that interaction was how enraged you calling him pal and buddy made him. The second he shows, you know, the inn you know, and he and you know, coming from you, first of all, producer Chris who has the the batting average, the greatest sniper batting average of all time on podcast. You're a genius. But yeah, it was my listen, what am I going to do?
Starting point is 01:19:39 Yellow? I don't really even hate the guy. I don't know why, you know, he was saying today that we started it, not him. That was a big thing on a show today. I didn't start this guys. They started it with the Uncle Rico show. Carl, you know how long he's been doing his podcast. How long I was working for Stern when this guy would shit on me on a regular basis, and we had no interaction whatsoever. And Uncle Rico came long after that.
Starting point is 01:20:08 Well, then after that. What's crazy about this is that that was the whole basis of this conversation we were having about threatening violence because John's going there and he's calling the police and the FBI because of this tweet that Chad put out. And then Julie says me a screen grab of John going on Chad show the day before that and threatening Chad. And then the judge like, I don't know if that was me. I'm not sure. It looks like you and maybe it was. He's like, I don't know.
Starting point is 01:20:34 Carl gave you every opportunity to shit on Johnny. You took the high road multiple times before John. That is true. He just, but he just, he pushed you and pushed you. This whole thing like you started the fucking show. They started it. No, they just did it better. That's the thing. That's what it all comes down to. Because if, if John was trashing Shulie every week and he wouldn't matter who started it, because he'd be winning. Right. Right.
Starting point is 01:20:57 And, and, and as far as going on Chad's show with him, like, I know, you know, say what you will about who chased him off. I know I'm one of the reasons he's back, you know, and that goes without saying I'm in his head. And he, I know the second I show up, he's going to lose his shit. And so I'm not going to join him in that. I'm just going to be relaxed and and see what openings he gives. And, and it was a blast because I am a fan of John like all of us are. I want John at maximum level. So I will do whatever it takes to get Max John. I agree. Do you think he's there? Or can he go bigger? He's he's close to there because I have to say Brian, I was with you when
Starting point is 01:21:38 when John left the internet when he took his ball and went home, that was a bummer. And we had a transition out of that and and figure out because that was a bummer. And we had a transition out of that and figure out, because that was a big part of our show, a big segment every single week. And so, you know, we got by and it's fine and things are going great. But John coming back,
Starting point is 01:21:55 I'm actually glad he left for eight months because he has brought more energy. He has brought more excitement into the devil first and if he was been here doing this the whole time We'd be bored of it. Yeah, but the fact that he went away and then came back the way that he's come back It's been incredibly I couldn't have predicted this in a million years I'm so excited the way this all came back so anyone who was mad at Shuly for running John off the internet That is true you got to say that all worked out well again what I'm's well, you know, I went over the say, he's there. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 01:22:26 Nice, I like John. Yeah, you probably said that. He's fine. All right, so you're becoming him. I am, I talked to a twice in the last two days. All right, so this is what I have to talk too much. Thank you. Sorry, so Brian, I know that,
Starting point is 01:22:42 surely when he was going after you and maybe it was like a drinking show or something, he brought up some type of allegation, and I do want to address that, something that Kevin Smith had said, or what was that? Right, yeah, a clip of Kevin Smith on a podcast, which also flies in the face,
Starting point is 01:22:58 Shuley, of never personal. I think we may have gotten to the one part, because I'm like, hey, Shuley stinks. I don't like Shuley, and you're like, you, shooly stinks. I don't like shooly and you're like, you're a child rapist. Yeah. No, not the case. Not the fucking case,
Starting point is 01:23:09 because if you listen to that clip, it's like he immediately says in the beginning, that nothing happened. And you're 100% right about crossing that line and making something personal because again, you know, there's shit people send me about John on the daily, like personal shit that, you know, there's shit people send me about John on the, you know, daily, like personal shit that, you know, and I would never do that. And he's said 10 times worse things about me, my family than you have ever said. And it was one, I'm not blaming it,
Starting point is 01:23:39 but it was 100% a drinking show. And, you know, I'm a nervous, I don't do well on liquor. And it was, I even talked to producer Joe after it. And I was like, I think we should take this out. And I just felt like an asshole for doing it, regardless of, because I know it's just that clip. It for sure, there's a good chance that it's taken out of context or whatever, you know. And I did do it.
Starting point is 01:24:12 No, I did. I'm owning up to it, but you know. Well, I didn't know if they were talking to me or you. Oh, yeah, good boy. That's true. That could have been for you. Sorry. I don't apologize.
Starting point is 01:24:23 No. No, but you're 100% right. That's true. That could have been for you. Sorry. I don't know. Police. No. No, but your harm sent right. It's not how I do things. That's not who I am. And an alien apology. I'm sorry for that. There. That's, I accept it. All right. It's out there. I, I, I, I, I don't, I don't know what he was thinking or why, like, why he would say something that could be construed as such. But well, the punishment
Starting point is 01:24:45 didn't fit the crime anyways. Like it was just it was like jumping fucking 10 levels. Like I that's one of those moments where I think I texted Carl and I was like, he's just like fucking John. He went new immediately. I went John on. You're right. You're right.
Starting point is 01:24:58 And truth be told, you know, there isn't a ton of shit out there on you, you know, believe it or not. Oh my God. I talk a ton. I mean, I've been talking for 13 years. You should have been like, you're a drug addict or you were a drug addict, you know, your kid has down syndrome. You know, that was the next drinking show.
Starting point is 01:25:17 We had a whole character band. I don't know if K being a company or still sniping this or not, but I want to play you guys just a couple of clips because when John did his first hypocrisy police podcast, he then went on MLC after that. And it was just it was Kevin Solo because I think Bob leave you at a gig that night. So it's it's Kevin Solo and then he brings on John and the way this is glorious, the way that John comes on the show, he couldn't have fucked this up more. It's so embarrassing and only Suttering John could do this in the manner that he did this and you know, turn your radio down, Collar.
Starting point is 01:25:59 I believe is what they used to say back in the day. If my internet will in radio. Yeah. I got to give you credit though, Carl. Do you say that? Do you send him the link? Yeah, God. I always say that.
Starting point is 01:26:13 Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to give you credit. I'm like, yeah, no, you would say. Right. I'll give you some buffering time, but I want to give you credit for today, because I gave you a shot to troll John, but you didn't take it.
Starting point is 01:26:26 I sent you a text and I said, take your glasses off and look up for about 20 seconds just to see if he would do it. And then I'm just gonna bombard him with shit. Should we treat him like I was chen too? Yeah. I was like, what was the reason? I'm not chen too.
Starting point is 01:26:40 You fucking ass puff it over. And yeah, any future guests, please send me your numbers Before going on John's Thank you. I know when you said me those messages. I was like that's not what the sense right now Because my biggest regret when I went on John show is I Stress out before who are these podcast I have a lot of work to do before that and it's hard to get off the phone with Stuttering John. It's hard to get off So I'm like all right, I'm gonna go on jumping. I don't have a lot of time so if I start doing these fucking shenanigans and antics
Starting point is 01:27:08 be there I'll fucking day with that I just not gonna fake that mode of show on to oh that is so great yeah I check my email he already emailed me he was very proactive here we go oh no because I thought he gave it the wrong email no no no no this is fantastic Oh, no, because I thought he gave it the wrong email. No, no, no. This is fantastic right here. Oh, no, because I thought he gave it the wrong email. No, no, no. He got it. He got churned your. Hey, oh, no, because I thought he gave it the wrong email. You got to tell your phone. I think you're listening to the show. Hey, you got to tell your phone. You're listening to the show. Hey, I'm going to tell you your phone.
Starting point is 01:27:47 John, you're listening to the show. Oh, that's Jesus Christ. I'm freaking out, man. I'm tripping my nuts off the joker. You're your speakers playing the show. Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, John. Yeah, I got it. That's the recording. That was that was the loop. Yeah, right. How are you?
Starting point is 01:28:18 Recovery, full mage, this is what's been missing. Yeah, the rage and the fire is all there, but the technical difficulties were always the best. So now that's back. I know. So fantastic. The number one earliest rule you learn in radio. And he's like, huh?
Starting point is 01:28:37 What? Huh? Also, I don't know about you. Shoeley, but I've done that before, where I had a tab open. And because I had the wink, and I was promoting the wink, and I still have the wink open, and then also, and I started done that before where I had a tab open. And because I had the wink and I was promoting the wink and I still have the wink open and then also and I start the show and I'm here in the back. I panic like a mother.
Starting point is 01:28:51 Oh, God. I saw a cool thing. Everything I get. Just like, just like, what's going on? Does everybody's fault except mine. Sounds pretty good. Animal figured out.
Starting point is 01:29:01 It's like, no, Chad, we keep telling you. It's outside of your head. So this is funny because now they're talking about me and John starts by saying, Hey, Kevin, did you hear my take about Carl? He's like, I'll front him. So because John looks up to Kevin as we all know. So he wants to get Kevin's approval here. Hey, Kevin, though, did you hear my take on Carl? Yeah, I agree with you. I said, I said, I said Carl was dumb. I even what Chad said was stupid because Chad said that you should, you know, Carl said he was, he was going on on Corrico that day to promote, you know, he was doing it to promote you and whatever.
Starting point is 01:29:43 But I said, what he should have done, if he was gonna go on, if he went on the show the day, he was like, well, I can't really, I don't wanna shit on John, cause we might do a show together. And that would have been a great way to promote the show you're gonna do it together.
Starting point is 01:29:55 But what I really said is, he'll never stand up to Kumiya. And if he said to Kumiya, that he's gonna do a show with you, Kumiya would be like, are you out of your fucking mind? And that's why, in my opinion, he was never gonna do a show with you. Kumi would be like, are you out of your fucking mind? And that's why, in my opinion, he was never gonna do a show with you. Once I heard there was, once I saw he was getting cold feet, I knew it's something like Kumi.
Starting point is 01:30:12 Kumi doesn't even know. But once Carl said I'm doing a show with John, Kumi would be like, are you out of your fucking mind and Carl can't, it wouldn't be able to handle that. I did not get cold feet. It was not me who breached this agreement that John and I had to do a show together on my channel. So I don't know what John told KB's obviously misinformed on this, but that's nonsense.
Starting point is 01:30:36 Let me play the rest of this clip and then I'll explain why Kevin is retarded on this trick. This is the worst take. I like KB, but this is dumb. Kevin, I already, I went over that with Carl on the phone. He was like, I don't care. I don't worry about it. I said, I go, yeah, but all these guys are going to hate on you for doing a show with me because I don't care. I don't worry about it. You know, I don't worry about.
Starting point is 01:30:56 He's worried about Komi. He worships Komi and Komi, Komi, I didn't approve. He would, he would fucking, he would panic. All right. That is so dumb. And Kevin knows that because Kevin's worked with Anthony more so than I have. So he knows better than I do that Ant doesn't give a fuck about what anyone does. Anthony is the last guy to give a shit about what anyone is up to at any time.
Starting point is 01:31:18 He's doing his old thing, he's happy, he's fine with that. I can't even imagine a scenario where I'd be like, you know, cry, I can't have you on the Anthony Kumya show anymore. You know, you did that thing with Stuttering John. Told you not to. I told you not to. What the fuck? Yeah, you know, nice, nice try. Kumya, Cuck. Why don't you get Anthony's dick out of your mouth, bro. That was such a weird thing. That was like a Stuttering John level take that KB had.
Starting point is 01:31:43 Like, well, Carl just needs at least approval No, I don't I don't talk to Anthony very often at all. We ever think going out over here. I'm not a compound media I've never happened the fucking talking about I need Erox approval for everything Is that just for lunch or dinner too? Enough no more fat jokes. Yeah, So I thought that was really stupid. Here's more of John on me and the Z-man. I don't care. I don't.
Starting point is 01:32:11 Look, Carl, you know, I think he's a nice guy, but he fucking, you know, he had to, like, he decided the same day, and I called you the same day that he and I had this great conversation. What does he do? Goes on the show and starts trash me. Fuck him. Yeah, that's not the whole thing. That's not the whole thing.
Starting point is 01:32:31 No, that makes no sense to me. It makes no sense. It's like, first of all, I could have just told them I can't do the show today. I got plans or something. And that's the problem. Just don't be disingenuous. Just like you just did a show with Chad who said he was getting all these vemos. Think of disingenuousness. I mean, he's the fucking king of that.
Starting point is 01:32:51 Hey, Chad's lawyers. He said, and that's where it started. The whole thing started Chad said he was going to sue me for defamation. So whenever I say something about Chad, I go, hi, Chad's lawyers, I'm all started with that. He's literally said, he sent me email, said, I mean, he's going to sue me for defamation. I was like, all, and I'll start with that. He's literally sad. He sent me emails, said, I mean, he's gonna sue me for defamation. I was like, all right, I can't wait for that. I can't wait for that to go to trial. Fucking hack.
Starting point is 01:33:11 So, Kevin has this thought that because I continue to goof on John, I ruined an opportunity to do a show with John. We's not understanding, and I've said this on John's show today, no one's tuning in for the John and Carl or a friend's show. The fuck's the point of that? Why don't I just get a spit ball with John?
Starting point is 01:33:28 Will Riffor have been there too? What the, what the, what the, I told you John, Carl, I know your friends with them, but don't you think I'm funny that Shulie? Yeah. Because that's the whole point of us doing a show and John agreed to doing it again today.
Starting point is 01:33:41 We'll see what happens. But I'm hoping that John and I can have round two, pick up from where we left off on Mr. Love's company Because I have a lot of things to talk to about I really trust the fact that he tried to ruin my life He reached out to patreon to try to get my patreon taken down which is my main source of income Which is an act of violence. I have not even brought that up the john yet. I can't wait to so I'm not gonna go on there and be like Hey, we're buddies and we're fucking hanging out. It's K and SJ. What's up? I Think what like what Brennan just did with the kumi of thing. It's like it lends to this air of muddiness with everything because you're never sure
Starting point is 01:34:16 Especially with like and I enjoy Chad. I actually like Chad quite a bit. I fight him entertaining You've said that a number of times I'm starting to believe you. I I like young Chadwick. But oh, fuck I lost my place again. I'm also an herbalist truly. So my memory is it what it used to be? You were talking about how money it is and how. Oh, yeah, yeah. He was talking about anything. Yeah. So it makes it that much more difficult because people are just saying whatever they want. And I guess everyone just accepts it is fact, you know? Right. And I thought like until Chad and John, you know, were at odds, I was like, I would love
Starting point is 01:34:52 to see a Chad and John show. Yes. Because you're talking about two pathological liars saying anything they want about anybody they want, going unchecked and uncontested. Like that's a show I want to see just so they can see whatever the fuck they feel like. And eventually they get shut down. Be great, man. Like, we never landed on the moon.
Starting point is 01:35:10 And then the chance like, we're on the moon right now. What do you think of that? And they're just bullshitting each other, one-opping the whole time. That was, you brought it up. That was one of the things for three divider. He's like, you think we landed on the moon? I'm like, holy shit, man.
Starting point is 01:35:23 This guy has like a fucking, he has bullet points of all the boring shit that's been talked about a million times. Well, the reason I brought that up, he had Alex sign on his show and Alex signed blew his mind by saying he didn't think that we land on the moon and Ray DeVito, so naive, he's just like, that's not what I heard. At one point, he was just screaming, that's what I was told. He lost it.
Starting point is 01:35:44 He broke it. So's what I was told. He lost it. He broke it. And then I broke Ray because we were talking about how Chad used to call Chrissy and Frank the Clintons of comedy and Ray's like, what's wrong with that? The Clintons, they were, you know, I was a president. He was great. I'm like, no, the Clint's a fucking terrible people and I explained it to him. And he's like, I mean, he was a president, though.
Starting point is 01:36:03 How can he say that, Carl? I'm like, this is pretty common. Anyway, here's a one more clip that I have from this show. And this is great because Kevin Sagnmaau, he would like to watch the show that John and I do together. And he compares it to a show called The Odd Couple. Might be familiar with that. This gets John way sidetracked, because he takes it way too literally. Oh no. Yeah, he gets very confused about the odd couple. Might be familiar with that. This gets John Wayside tracked because he takes it way too literally. Oh no. Yeah, you get very confused about this analogy.
Starting point is 01:36:29 They got me saying in the sun. Yeah. So stupid. I mean, like you said, it was very fucking it was dumb for him to do it because you guys could have done one show a week and and make make a lot of money and superchance. It's the fucking classic odd couple. You're Oscar, he's fucking Felix. You both got dumped by your wives and now you're doing a show once a week and it would have fucking, I'm gonna watch, I don't watch anything, but I would have watched that show. What mean Carl, I mean Chad. No, you and Carl, the odd couple.
Starting point is 01:37:01 Carl got dumped by his wife. No, joking, but that was the odd couple call got up by his wife. No joking, but that was the odd couple. Oh, you still haven't got much. But I didn't even get dumped. I just, I know. No, I know. I know. That's the premise of the odd couple. They both got dumped by the wife because they're both fucking difficult. Carl's, Carl's Felix, he probably has a very tidy apartment. You know what you say about that. And, uh, and plus you guys are running out where you say he's a feminine, cause the way he drinks and then, uh, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a,
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Starting point is 01:37:58 It's like he tries in the moment to rewrite what we're all seeing. He wants to revise history in the moment. And it's like, dude, no, no, your daughter said that she suffered from food insecurity. moment to rewrite what we're all seeing. He wants to revise history in the moment. And it's like, dude, no, no, your daughter said that she suffered from food insecurity. And like we were talking, you know, Carl, you're like, no, it's a food desert. Like it's a, like, so, so just because John's dumb and doesn't understand what food insecurity is, doesn't mean that she should be saying it. And the fucking whoever wrote the article shouldn't be saying it. Well, unless she said she suffered from food insecurity, which she probably did.
Starting point is 01:38:26 She says he faced hopelessness. And I go anyone who has paired to love them shouldn't be facing homelessness. Like, yeah, but she didn't want to commute that far. But that's that's a homelessness. What are you talking about? But she wanted to live with a for new friends. And there weren't a lot of apartments available. Okay.
Starting point is 01:38:43 That that that's that's his MO is he's like, you know, he keeps throwing out the same stats over and over again. He keeps bringing up the same stories over and over again. You know, take it from a guy who does no research. This guy's doing no research. Okay. When he was talking about, and he said that he's been searched seven million times ago,
Starting point is 01:39:04 and I got to give Carl credit. He decided to goof up my podcast because he knows how popular I am. I've been Googled seven million times. Anthony Cumia, five times, even KP's like, what? How's that even possible? Even people who hate Anthony Cumia, there'd be more than five searches on his name. And Josh, nope, I got the screenshots. I can prove it.
Starting point is 01:39:24 So he sent those to me and whatever company, whatever website it was doesn't even exist anymore. I'm like, I don't think this is real. I'm not just throwing out there. If you're being searched seven million times, you're not hitting up Chad Zumaq for $1,200. All right. Or for 20 or Opie for 20 for 12 pack. 20 bucks from Opie before he would do his show. True story. We're a big or a big from Chad.
Starting point is 01:39:48 Yeah. It was my big. Oh my God. That was my favorite part of the whole thing is you got to see the real John. Yeah. That was because Oh, I was going to say this. You know, it's funny on MLC earlier today. Kevin brought up that John wanted him to come on his on his show today.
Starting point is 01:40:03 Yeah. And Kevin said, are you gonna pay me for coming on? Is Kevin paid him $3,000? And John replied, LOL. Well guess what? Yeah, guess what? When he was asking Chad to be his first guest on his hypocrisy police, Chad wrote to him,
Starting point is 01:40:23 can I get a little bit of cash for this? And he wrote back LOL. So this is his pattern where he's like, people are in his super chat going, come on my show. And he's like, I'm not doing nothing for free. But the second somebody asked him for money, LOL. Well, the real guy at the end of that video is like, $7,300. Give me 30%. A big, you know, that that's the guy that's the guy didn't want to pay him but has no problem sticking his hand in there and taking money out of it. John did very well today. I wasn't able to watch the whole time obviously I was busy but I was peaking every now and again and he was doing superchance for three hours straight.
Starting point is 01:41:00 He must have he must have his best day ever doing a live stream, I would say, because you were on it. Yeah. Yeah. You on it definitely helped. And then Joey C coming on helped because, well, because I forget who, but they paid lots of money to get rid of them. So that. So, yeah. So, can I just enjoy eating real fast before you do that? I just want to say this. Yeah. because John is going back to teaching He is still at the LA Unified School District and I Know that saying this probably has no meaning or weight, but we're not fucking people in real life John's gonna go back to teaching. He loves his job. The kids love him. What's not fuck with anything that John's up to in real life?
Starting point is 01:41:43 Observe and report. I'm sorry, go ahead, Brian. That's okay. Joey, see, like this guy just sort of came out of nowhere and I heard him on KV show and I think what he needs to do is shut the fuck up. He's loud, obnoxious and borish and nobody's fucking interested in the fucking 70s mob tough guy thing anymore. However, he was Tony the Ants Pilotro's Godfather
Starting point is 01:42:06 or Godson. And he does have mob connections. Rain it in and talk about that shit because that's fascinating. Him trying to be a tough guy and sit like he's caused, he doesn't like you, surely he has tons of stuff to say about you, but can never like, and that's what I didn't want to turn into is one of these guys that like the other day somebody called into Milton and said that said that, um, okay, I'm just sorry I'm reading this. Sorry. I don't mean to describe that ethnicity, ethnicity. Yeah, I have the way of the stuff.
Starting point is 01:42:35 Yeah. Um, yeah, like somebody called into Milton the other day and he's like, surely he's a snake. And then Milton's like, well, give me an example of why she'll use a snake. And then the guy's like, well, I don't have anything off the top of my head. And it's like, and that's like, I don't, I'm not a guy who's just going to go and regurgitate Reddit shit, you know, because that, you know, I can tell you, Joey, see, now he claims he was reaching out to me back when I was working on the Stern show. I don't ever remember him making contact with me.
Starting point is 01:43:01 I definitely didn't reach out to him if I was on the news department then or if I was doing the WACPEC stuff. I don't recall ever interacting with him. But when I started doing the shows on YouTube, he started, particularly miserable men. He sent me a DM a message on Patreon. And a big long message. And basically, it's his story, you know, him and his wife were arrested, charged with a federal crime. He lost his daughter, blah, blah, blah. And this horrific, horrible story that I felt terrible about for him. And at the end of it, he's like, going on your show will help so much. And it's like, how in this time where you know, you've lost the child and all the coming on this show is the answer for you. And I kind of was like, what are we supposed to do?
Starting point is 01:43:50 He's gonna tell us this story and we're not gonna make jokes and we can't make jokes. And it's like, this isn't really the show to come on and tell your story. And then we kept kind of in contact for a little while. He got a little upset. And he was back on the radar and he tried tried to get on again. And we brought him on. And the one time we brought him on, he was in a Batman mask. And he was screaming like a mental patient. He couldn't hear anything.
Starting point is 01:44:14 Then another time we had him on, he's in his car with his entire family in the car with him. While we bring him in as a guest on the show. And it's like, now we've got a bus miss guy's balls in front of his entire family. So we're like, all right, next time, Joey. And he's just one of, and so he went, got my phone number online, started texting me one night out of the blue, knows my house, knows the square footage.
Starting point is 01:44:42 He's an out there fucking dude, man, and I've done nothing but just kind of not figure out a way to use him on, on whatever we were doing. And, and that apparently upset him a lot. So, yeah. You want a John show today, and he's trying to do that thing where he's using John's old background of the living room thing, but he doesn't actually have a green screen. And so most of him is also getting wiped out and he looks like shit and even so he joy goes, what are you doing man? You look terrible.
Starting point is 01:45:14 I was like, no, I'm doing a thing here. It looks great. No, it doesn't look professional now, but I'm not going to make one of Joey's see. I don't need that in my life. He's great. He can join those. You look like a ghost. Now that John's got a tan, he's all fucking breaking. That's just over here. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:45:29 I think of Joey C just did a straight up like here's my life podcast like and great. And he mob stuff, even like, I guess people would like the baseball locker room shit, you know, like it seems like he has a lot to say and has led sort of like a colorful life. But the whole like, I want to be on every show and I want to be friends with every host and and I'm a, I'm allowed a mockish guy from, you know, Brooklyn or whatever the fuck, wherever the fuck he's from. It's like, it's so played out that that whole stereotype. It's like decades old. Joey D.S. I got it. Yeah. What's it? Yeah. Joey D.S. Yeah. Joey D. Yeah, Joey D. Yeah, Joey D. Yeah, Joey D. Yeah, Joey D. Yeah, Joey D. Yeah, Joe, yeah, yeah, but the crime podcast thing or just, you know, crime stories or just his story, I think that's a home run idea. He should definitely try that. All right, I'm going
Starting point is 01:46:16 to play clip. Everyone's seen this clip. It's only it's the less than two days old, but everyone's already seen it, but I have to play it because it's one of the funniest things you'll ever see. This is John and his second ever episode of Hypocrisy Police with Richard O'Jada. And yet they'll, they go on his show even after he uses, he uses the J word in a derogatory fashion. And yet they still go on the show on the major. Now let me ask you, what's your ethnicity? What's going on?
Starting point is 01:46:55 Ethnicicity. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I He does are you are you are rich? That's the part of what overlooks because he says apathicity and then it gets even worse the second time but get this see I like he's policing yeah, he's policing everything and a nice policing my Judaism. He's going yeah How can you as someone born in Israel go on a racist show that you were on nine times according to your knowledge. I'm sure I didn't know about that. I didn't know. It was a different time. Yeah. He even said he goes, I didn't know what a pedophile Anthony Cumbia was back when I went on to show like, I mean, how much of a pedophile is he? You are, you are, right? It's like a good fucker. I don't know, he was that big of a gold fucker. We could all agree.
Starting point is 01:47:48 If Anthony offered him a contract with a nice payment, he's there. Oh, he thought he had one. He was bragging to everyone, including Arty Langu actually got that gig. And I misspoke, Arty's deal was 450 a year was what Arty made to be the co-host of the Arty and Anthony show with the simulation that he show up.
Starting point is 01:48:09 So I don't know if he made that money. I'm sure he made that money. That's tricky. You gotta read the fine print and those kinds of tricky. That is tricky. John wants to appear so woke all the time. Like he's like the J word, which is the first time I've ever heard somebody say that. Yeah. Yeah. I don't've ever heard somebody say that.
Starting point is 01:48:25 Yeah. I don't know. Can I say that YouTube? Uh, Julie is a Jew. It's, can I say that? Is that all right? No. Hang it to Shulies.
Starting point is 01:48:34 That's what most anti-Semites. But, but yeah, like, Hill, Hill, one hand, I'll be like the J word. On the other hand, he's like, you're a feminine. And another example of him being like, why are you calling Carl? I'm not saying he's gay. It's like, dude, you know what you're saying? You know what guys are age like when they say you're a feminine, you know what they're fucking saying.
Starting point is 01:48:51 Stop playing. Maybe he's not playing dumb. Stop fucking acting. Maybe he's not acting. I don't know. But he's an asshole. Oh, he's an asshole. Brian, let's not forget how that whole thing started.
Starting point is 01:49:00 He's like, you don't have any kids. Maybe it's because it very much implied that I was gay. Very much. I think we have the conversation like, John gave people to have kids, you know that right? That's not a proof for anything. I, when did it come out of the butt hole? I had kids this morning.
Starting point is 01:49:21 One more clip that I have here. This is as we talked about, John was gonna go on Kevin Brennan's YouTube channel and do a show with Adam. And then that didn't happen, but John went on his own channel and was able to get super chat, he was able to monetize his show again, good on him.
Starting point is 01:49:36 That's great, but this is Kevin Brennan explaining that he's out of the Southern John business because they were both, you just saw his playing Cluster on the each other shows, they're praising each other. Well, I shouldn't say each other. John is very complimentary about Kevin Bruton, not anymore because this happened. I spoke to him on Ace's song, so exhausting. I spoke to him on Saturday.
Starting point is 01:49:59 I spoke to him on Saturday and he'll say whatever. I spoke to him on Saturday and I'll say whatever I spoke to him on Saturday. You know, after the Friday show and I just said you should do a show with a with super chance or whatever. So then he was going to do it on our network. So I I didn't get a chance to talk to Adam until Sunday. Network. So I thought I saw I talked to Adam until Sunday. So but John's tweeting, you know, I'm going to do the show on the MLC tomorrow. So I talked to Adam. Adam said he can't do it.
Starting point is 01:50:30 So it's just whatever. It's fun. John tweeted that he was doing a show on your channel. No, before that, then I told him, Adam's not available tomorrow at one o'clock at all. So John decides he's going to do a show at one o'clock on their channel But that he needs Adam to run it. Adam's a very busy guy. He does a lot of things So I was like, well, now I can't make it. Adam will see the tweet. Adam will see the tweet Adam is so fun. He's it. John doesn't get confirmation is putting the card before the horse is just going
Starting point is 01:50:59 Everybody check me out. He's putting out these videos from his bad. He's doing all this stuff and then he's mad at Adam After all that's which is great. He's putting out these videos from his bad, he's doing all this stuff. And then he's mad at Adam after all that, which is great. He's like, so, but Danny said, I got annoyed because, you know, first of all, he said that and I'm not talking, I'm not, the thing that really annoyed me was, you know, he's like, well, just tell me the terms, you know, how much you want of the superchats. And I was like, all right, well, let me think about, let me talk to Adam. And then he goes, I said, he goes, you know, how much you want of the superchats. And I was like, all right, well, let me think about, let me talk to Adam. And then he goes, I said, he goes, you know, because that's what friends do for each other. I'm like, we're not friends. Like I'm not friends with any
Starting point is 01:51:34 you fucking losers. Like you're all fucking losers. Like I have to exist. It's like being in an orphanage. It's like, I have to exist in this world, but you're all losers. So, so, but he's saying like we're friends. So the fact that even a John Thawyer friend, that means nothing to me. So then yesterday he calls me and I go, I can't do Monday. And then he wants to use my channel. And I'm already nervous about him using my channel. And then I said, well, he goes, why are you having me on tomorrow?
Starting point is 01:52:02 On your show, I go, where have you got to get? So I don't want to bump him. And I'm like, Brian, we goes, why are you having me on tomorrow on your show? I go, where have you got to get? So I don't want to bump them. And I'm like, Brian, we ate Brian's food. We even went months to get Brian on. And then he goes, well, how about Wednesday? No, I say, how about Wednesday? And he goes, well, you get to have to give me a cut of your super chats. I was like, my God, motherfucker, I give you $3,000.
Starting point is 01:52:19 And you want to use my channel. You want to use my channel to get money. But if you do my show, I got to give you a percentage of the Superchats. It's like, and then I'm watching Kumiya and everybody last night, everyone's like, starting John, like, everything's to one way street with him.
Starting point is 01:52:36 He's always like, oh, just worried about what he can get out of you and give nothing back. And I was like, that's what he's doing to me. How do you get to re-grant? That's a fact. Re-grant. And now he wants, and now he wants to use my channel to get super chats. And if he can't use his channel, and I have him as a guest, he wants more super chats. And I was like, what? Are you fucking kidding? And then I got trolled by Tony Mauser and Chad list. I was like, yeah, I'm out of that business.
Starting point is 01:53:06 I'm out of that business because he's like a big celebrity. No, I'm going to look like a fucking, I mean, I got nothing to gain. If he's a gas, I got to give him super chats. But then if he did use my channel, he'd be like, whatever I offered him, he'd be like, that's too much. I can't give you that much. I can't give you that much. I can't keep it that much. I can't get. So I was like, fuck this. It's like, I'm already killing it. Brian Reagan, I'm already killing it. I don't need Stuttering John. Just like I don't need OP. Hello, 2004.
Starting point is 01:53:39 This is a roundabout way of losers. Is this a roundabout way of telling me I'm not getting any super chats? Brian, so the reference that he made there, and I'm sorry we didn't get to our OP segment today. It's too much going on, but the rubber that he made there is that OP said on his stream, he goes, Kevin keeps sending me the link. You know, send me the link. I send you the link is what Opie said Kevin Bratton Indirectly but kind of directly on his show and that's why I was like this isn't For anymore like Opie. I don't know who you think you are You're not a part of this at all. You're an ancillary character yet. Shed zoom back under show and cart of scrape down there Don't get me wrong. I like I like to be but no one carries out with Opie's time
Starting point is 01:54:22 No one's going on the show is going you won't believe the bombshell dropped that Opie stream today Holy shit. This is nuts. We're gonna watch this. I'm keeping Opie alive for Christ sake. I don't see him on BS show Well, I heard on the other day he was talking about He was talking oh fuck. I keep losing my train of thought. I don't know what wrong with me I'm even on my new fucking ADD medicine what's wrong with me. I'm even on my new fucking ADD meds. It's still not working. I get this thought and then I'm listening to you guys
Starting point is 01:54:47 and I lose my thought. Well, you're listening to what I need to have. It's smart. There was a super chat earlier. Can I address Shuley again? I think we got to hash this out altogether. I don't know how much time you got. Shuley.
Starting point is 01:54:59 Yes. I feel like you don't know how to take a loss. Like, again, as a viewer, as a person who observes this kind of stuff, and what I do on our show is like, keep it real in terms of like, this didn't go well. We fucked this up. Like, I told KB and Bob the other day, we'd, on Tom Sudev, we we did a live show very early on. We
Starting point is 01:55:25 fucked it up. We bombed hard like bad. And we brought the file back. And for the next three episodes, we went over it and picked apart everything that that we did wrong, everything that sucked. We laughed at ourselves, all that kind of shit. Houston. And I feel like people at the Shuleen, this is just like, I feel like people at the Shuleen network, like it's bit Bob too. Like it's always like, everybody's always killing it. Everybody's always fucking destroying everybody. The numbers are always up. The fucking subscriptions are always up.
Starting point is 01:55:51 The gifted memberships are always up. It's like there's never any like, well, this didn't go well. And I think that would make it for me anyway. This is just all me, more relatable. And that's like why when I used to listen to Stern like way back when I was in an OG Washington guy, but I did listen to one NBC. And it's like he was able to put that out there like this here's where I fucking lost. Here's why one. This is before it became and fucking stretched out grandma's vagina as he is presently. But as far as we knew, he was being real and he was being relatable.
Starting point is 01:56:28 And I feel like when I first started watching Uncle Rico, because I did, I wanted to give it a chance. I just felt I was like, these guys are just like, again, what I went back, what I said originally, was like a little bit of like this cockiness and this smudness, what you said was confidence. I read it is, especially with, I don't know, it's tough now because like when, with John back,
Starting point is 01:56:48 I'm like, he is such a piece of shit and he fucking deserves everything, fucking shooly gave him. It's tough, it's tough, like as you forget, like what a garbage person John really is. Let me just interject and chew out, watch you answer that, but I don't know if that was a question, but I'll watch you respond, I guess is what I said.
Starting point is 01:57:03 That's my observation, you can comment, what? That's the thing that annoys'll let you respond. I guess that's what I said. That's just my observation. Yeah, you can comment. What? That's the thing that annoys me about OPI. And I've been documenting this for years is that OPI is like this too, where he's constantly talking about things are going good, management also we're doing, the numbers are great. And I saw him start a podcast at number two on iTunes and then drop off the charts and get a chance to tell us the numbers are great. You won't believe how good we're doing.
Starting point is 01:57:26 And when people say that over and over, I start to think, I think you might be lying about this. But anyway, she'll go ahead. Well, listen, at times in life, absolutely, I've learned the hard way how to not take an L. You can say, you know, it's something, I mean, going back to the Stern fan network message boards, like there's lessons that I've learned throughout the years being on that, you know, same people that hate me for leaving the Stern Show, hate in me when I was on the Stern Show. So it's like, I've dealt with a lot of that. And I think part of it is you have
Starting point is 01:58:02 to, you have to be confident in yourself. You have to believe in your capabilities. And that way, you go into it with the right frame of mind. I've been a glass half empty guy most of my life. Later years, I'm a glass half full guy. I go into anything with a positive outlook. The Holocaust will do that to you by the way. You know what, from every darkness,
Starting point is 01:58:27 there is light, Carl, okay? Listen, thank you. I'm a glass half full kind of guy. I don't have to tell you which side I was at, but keep going. Yeah. I mean, look, every day I wake up, I go, at least I'm not in the Holocaust.
Starting point is 01:58:38 That's a glass half full type of thought. The network from what it was, I mean, you talk about taking an L, nobody was watching the Shouly show when I was the thought. The network from what it was, I mean, you talk about taking an L, nobody was watching the shoelace show when I was doing it, you know? I was trying my best, I wasn't enjoying it, I didn't like it as much as working with my friends. We started doing miserable men, nobody was watching that.
Starting point is 01:58:57 We did Uncle Rico, all the sudden people started watching. And from there, everything started growing. The reality is this thing got really got to a point where people could make money off of it maybe four months ago, five months ago. The rest of it, you know, pot's town, you talk about taking an L. I mean, I've been to a team with with pot's town. I've got an interjectural fast. It seemed like there was this need to act like it wasn't an L Like it did seem like I mean the sound in the beginning, which is like a tech thing I was at a show in New York. It was fucking embarrassing bro
Starting point is 01:59:41 Around that and you have to address it and And not only that, but it's there. People are live streaming it on to Reddit. And I mean, on the Facebook and whatever the fuck recording it, there's all, listen, there's no way out of that. There's no way that we could sit there and none of us sat there and said, what a fucking perfect show we put on. You know, maybe it's, maybe it's because I see Bob more, like I don't really see you that much,
Starting point is 02:00:04 except in clips, you know, or in Carl's show, but I see Bob on MLC and Bob is the ultimate like smoother over, you know, like he just wants everything and you get it. It's like, if anybody's like, why doesn't Bob ditch Schuylier? Why doesn't Bob ditch KB? It's like because he's making money. Like why the fuck would he? Bob will tell you like. It's all in that. It's all fucked. Bob will tell you, like, what's a better job than Busty Balls all day long on the internet? It's a pretty good case. Yeah. And Bob will be the first to tell you
Starting point is 02:00:32 that he lost all those things because of how bad shit got and how we were friends for years, but he almost, you know, cost me my job at Sirius when he exited and how he exited. And I had to stop doing shows with him and I had to stop talking to him because he lost his mind, you know. I mean, I think at times, you know,
Starting point is 02:00:54 people want us to fail so bad. And I don't, look, there's people that I'm not fans of. I don't wish for them to fail to each his own. I always say there's plenty of internet for everybody to make money off of. But I'd be lying if I said we're not doing great and because of the support from people, it's not anything worth, you know,
Starting point is 02:01:18 I mean, it's just people showing up digging what we're doing. And as far as Rico stuff versus the other stuff we're doing, we're doing better numbers on BS than we're doing on some of the Rico episodes where we did last Sunday, we had 2000 live viewers for the first time. It's because I was there. I know. Before I was happy to promote that. No, Shule, you guys are killing it now. And I don't think that's what Brian's point is, but I understand what you mean by that.
Starting point is 02:01:45 So if people rooting against you, it's hard to be like, yeah, you guys are right. We suck. You know, that's not a good heck of a take either. I understand that. Yeah, it's what you know, that's not what I'm suggesting. No, I understand. Yeah. So we're terrible.
Starting point is 02:01:59 Come listen to us. Let me address this real quick because Joey C gave us a $5 super chat. I haven't been reading super chats, but Joey.C was part of the discussion today. So I'll read this. I would like to talk to all of you and make a public apology to Mr. Shuley. I don't hate him. Players of him might choose what I have lost the past two years. Is that the real Joey C? Do you think?
Starting point is 02:02:19 Uh, I mean, it could be you never really know. Mr. Shuley's odd because he Mr. Shuley's odd, but, but I feel like there's not a lot of errors, which tells me that his wife may have written this. Oh, Joey. Joey, I listen, I'm not saying that as a negative. I'm just saying she's, you know, she's, she's involved with his career. And she's a producer. So, um, but yeah, listen, Joey, you're more than welcome.
Starting point is 02:02:47 Don't call me. I think this apology is coming off the fact that Kevin is quite upset with Gary right now because he texted Kevin last night. So I heard about that. He was not. Yeah. That's heard about that. He was not. Yeah. That's different. Jones numbers. Something he looked for. He texted me for Kevin's number two weeks ago, three weeks ago. I saw the KB had a good point. He's like, what the fuck in the world do you think
Starting point is 02:03:15 I live in? Where I'm just going to give away people's phone numbers? Yeah. All the shit Kevin talks about me. He hates me. This is that the other? I would never give his number. Now I know Calta gave his number out, but I did not give his number out. And I wouldn't, especially not to Joey see. All right, guys, you have been awesome today. Thank you for spending the time with us. I'm really glad we got to hash all this out
Starting point is 02:03:38 because as I said, I'm friends with Julie. I'm friends with Brian. I want it to all come together. This is supposed to be comedy. It's not supposed to be drama. I don't do a drama show. I know today it got a little nuts. I told you to be a little too much for bad for us today.
Starting point is 02:03:51 But, you know, we're gonna get back to our usual ways. I think it's the OP today. We'll save it for next time right now. Turn it into like a Jimmy Tone show. Fun show from here on out. All right. Julie, thank you so much for coming on. People should check out the Shuly Network on YouTube.
Starting point is 02:04:07 That seems to be the main thing you're doing. The BS show every morning and you are pulling some big numbers over there. There's a lot going on. I've I've include to it lately. Well, we have a big get tomorrow. I don't know if you want to pop in for this, but from the legal world, the Vince of the lawyer going to be popping on tomorrow.
Starting point is 02:04:24 I'm out of the Vince the lawyer business. I don't talk to him. Do you want me to ask any particular questions to him? Because I want to figure out what the fuck that was about. I made it very clear to him that when he did was fucked up sharing a message that I sent to you and him and putting that on the internet. I don't know in what world he thinks that's okay to do.
Starting point is 02:04:43 I have zero trust in him. I'll never talk to him again. Because I don't want my personal shit getting put on the internet. I don't know in what world he thinks that's okay to do. I have zero trust in him. I'll never talk to him again. Cause I don't want my personal shit getting put on the internet. I don't care what it is. I don't care if it's just me saying, hey Vince, you're looking buff buddy. Keep working out.
Starting point is 02:04:55 I don't care what it is. I don't want it on the fucking internet. It's for him. Not for Reddit. Well, he can't believe he goes, is he really upset with me? That's what he asked me. Yes.
Starting point is 02:05:04 Yeah. So Vince doesn't, maybe Vince doesn't fucking understand this, because in his world he's just like playing LaDiDi. I get to hang out with HiPitch Eric, and I'm part of that fucking Howard Stern show, but I get legit fucking threats to me. And people fight me out where I live and shit is a problem. My wife doesn't like it, I don't like it. So the fact that Vince just played her out with like,
Starting point is 02:05:23 LaDiDi, look at this fucking text that Carl sent me, and he thinks it's still fun, fun and games, it's I don't like it. So the fact that Vincent just played her, I was like, loudy, loud, look at this fucking tax that Carl sent me and he thinks it's still fun. Funny games. It's not. It's not. Vents. Anyway, that's my point. Uh, could I say one more thing to Shuley before you before we leave? I'm amid Brian. I mean, it was this could potentially be a good thing. I don't know if it would be on the Shuley network or the Carl network, but I would like to see you guys team up to take down that fuckstick steel toe. If you guys could just do that for me, I'll call you. No, you want to where you will steal toe, Shuley, where are you at with that? We played a clip today of him talking about being choked out at a wedding by a
Starting point is 02:05:57 friend and his defense was to put his arms out and go to the ground. That's it. He goes, I knew if I went to the ground, he would look terrible and people would be like, are you okay? It's like, yeah, okay. I saw that. That's great. You're deflecting that. Where are you at with Aaron, Imholt and Abe? Well, I'm sorry. I will be out because I am paying them to teach me radio classes on the side. I don't want to trash them too hard. but yeah, don't pay him for boxing lessons. He's one of those dudes that like dips his toe in the water. And then when it gets too hot, he starts screaming about, you know, why'd you put my foot
Starting point is 02:06:33 in there? And it's like you put your foot in there. Nobody else did. You know, I like, I like his wife. I think his wife's a badass. Like her. She seems tougher than he does. Like she's out there roofing and fucking catching fish and
Starting point is 02:06:46 Elkin all kinds of crap any woman that puts deer urine on her voluntarily that's that's a winner That's a keeper, you know she could probably cut the tags off those cushions and milk a cow Same day if I had a cow I'd immediately send her a plane ticket If I had a cow, I had immediately send her a plane ticket. The fact that I dirty off, I did it. I fucking accomplished it. On Fort Chair, Brian's like, what was I doing again? Exactly. I do have to say, it seems like everyone on the internet
Starting point is 02:07:13 has a crush on April. Even Melton, I mean, Brian came on here and was to make a sister, make her a sister wife. There is, there's a thing going on with April. They like to tease her. Oh, look at her forehead, but meanwhile, everyone has a crush on her. You can tell her forehead is not enough. It's not enough. It's fine. Like, nobody likes coming from the right. You're pretty hot, but the
Starting point is 02:07:32 forehead. Yeah. Right. I'm gonna say that to her. Yeah. Take it from nothing, but forehead show today. You're fine. Not a deal breaker. Not a deal breaker in my book. You're not a deal breaker. Not a deal break it in my book. You imagine if one of us was like, what are fucking foreheads this guy? Can you imagine the balls on any of that? That's what I mean, when, when Milton was like zooming in on her, I'm like, Patrick, I mean, you would be, you'd be so excited to this girl talk to you. You're kidding. No offense about, but I'm sure he's very happily married. Um, so, Julie, thank you so much for coming on. Brian Johnson from Tellum Steve Dave. Thank you very much for coming on. This has been a blast. I always like talking to you. Tell them, tell them Steve
Starting point is 02:08:16 Dave. I can remember what I'm saying. It's fine. I'll fill in the points for it. Yeah, that's fine. I know. And I think he hate about just Shule is. Yeah. Yeah. I was glad to get read it a little bit before and people like if this are a chouli and all this other shit, but I'm like again, that's not me. I like like, like, even with Bob, I was even with Emily. I was like, I don't hate Shule.
Starting point is 02:08:38 I don't like, again, I don't know Shule. I can dislike some of this stuff that he does. Just like, look, I'm in that same position. People tell me I suck all the time. Yeah. You hear that, Julie's anonymous? Let's get him. Come on.
Starting point is 02:08:51 We're gonna have to go over to TSD cares. That's where they really fucking delivered the goods. Bright Bride anonymous. Yeah. I see that starting up later on today. All right. Hey, it was, it was very nice meeting you for the first time, Brian. It was a good talk until I hope you come on some shows over at the network. We'd love to have you.
Starting point is 02:09:12 Thanks for speaking your mind. And I hope we can move forward and be pals. Well, you know, it likewise. And for anybody who has a problem with that, look, this is the world where fucking you can fucking hate somebody one minute. And the next day, you're like, Hey, you want to be my best man at a wedding? Right. It's business fuck off KB. Thank you for having me, boys. Yeah. Thank you, Carl. Great job today, fellas. Thank you very much for popping on. Yep. Take it easy, boys. So we got a couple more things to get to. I am going to bring the potato up because I know he's got a show coming up.
Starting point is 02:09:48 He's got to get to. Yes. In 45 minutes. 45 minutes. Subreds serving with a special huge WATP guest. That's right. At eight o'clock. That's right.
Starting point is 02:09:59 Come on over. You're going to want to come over and check that out for sure. Cardiff, I have a couple of song parodies that I want to play that came in recently that I think are very fun because I've been asking for paddy-seek-up songs, but what I've been getting lately is stuttering John's songs
Starting point is 02:10:17 because everyone's very excited about that. And it's timely. Yeah, how could you blame people for doing that? Now, what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna play the beginning of this song I Send it back to him and I said You realize that the music and the lyrics are completely out of sync, right?
Starting point is 02:10:32 You guys there are so listen listen to what he sent me and then he sent me a fixed version But listen to this first This is called boogers on his face To writers on the storm. Okay, the Christian Blitz on this. I know something like that's way off, man. Let's see if we can fix that. There's a lot of people that don't like the doors, I would say.
Starting point is 02:11:04 It doesn't fucking matter. It does matter, trust me. So this is take two, and I'm gonna say, it's not much better. You were, that's why I wanted to play that one first. He's like, oh, now listen back, now you're saying, all right, I got this. Brian Duwold, something's up.
Starting point is 02:11:22 Thank you Brian. Boeier's on stage. Boeier on the space. Boogers on the space. Stripped between from his nose. And on his lip-flick-goes. He's the man without a home, so his mom takes out of the room
Starting point is 02:11:45 Got it, got it, it's pretty You know water's never free Oh, a penny My brain is hurting when he's feeding I think he's gonna say That Carl was probably gay And this podcast that he made Showed he gonna fade
Starting point is 02:12:13 Cause water's never free Yeah Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Man I hate their fucking bass. Man I hate their fucking bass. Now pass just insane. No matter what is named. He's sucking the light of that a pre-lifely show Derigent bookers on his days Don't worry. It's only of his face. Very good.
Starting point is 02:13:19 Very funny. Okay. Rhythmically take three. Brandon from Shitty Song of the Week has been contributing a lot lately and I appreciate that. This is a song called The Dabbler. I am the Dabbler, and I drink when I drive. I keep my kids out the public eye. N***a Chase is going up in the sky. I really wish that already died. out the public eye. N***a Chase is going up in the sky. I really wish that Arty died.
Starting point is 02:13:50 hypocrisy police on the rise. I am the Daveler. And my kid is Tram. My kid still won't talk to me. One of them lives in poverty. Learning Spanish so they notice me. What's food insecurity? You're a bald-headed fuck shooly. Sing. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, I can't read it for what can't be for why can't read it for
Starting point is 02:14:48 All right, thank you Brandon from Shitty Song of the Week. I have one more song This is not about Stuttering John. This is from Mr. Magenta and this is a parody of this corrosion by sisters of Mercy and This might play into what's happening later tonight. You beat T.P. Hey now, hey now, now, now, Freeing back a roger to me. Hey now, hey now, now, now, I love that yelling man. Bring back a crozier from Mr. Magenta. Thank you very much. Great song submissions everyone. Prior to Waltz and I tried LLL. You did, thank you very much. Great song submissions everyone.
Starting point is 02:15:45 Brian DeWaltz and I tried LOL. You did, buddy, I appreciate it. I enjoyed it. I had fun. All right, we have to catch an alien. Yes. In order to do that, I have to bring Annie onto the stream to help our chances.
Starting point is 02:15:57 Are you like talking to Annie? Hello. Hi, Annie. How's it going? How's it going to, everyone? My newest moderator. Yeah. She doesn't even know she's been upgraded to a moderator on the Carter Flectric YouTube channel. Congratulations. Thank you. You're welcome. I don't know. I guess I guess they were saying that Patrick Michael was watching us over
Starting point is 02:16:16 And I'm gonna see if they still are watching us probably not And I'm glad you're like, what is this nonsense? It's off But maybe he came over here. How are things going with Patty's livestreams, Annie? They've been going pretty well lately. He's started to do a sort of more structured livestream where he sets up a video and he kind of plays it and then pauses and does commentary on it. It's been like kind of spooky stories
Starting point is 02:16:41 and supernatural things. The last time it was aliens and basically people like shadow people that were hiding across the street. It all seemed pretty stage, but you know, that's kind of the nature of these. That sounds awesome. I love what he does stuff like that. Speaking of aliens. Yes.
Starting point is 02:16:59 It's like, can we move this along? I got just a new today. Some were surfing APM, eastern time. All right. On Sober to surfing you too, big guest. All right, big guest tonight on Sober to surfing. You. We, we heard you.
Starting point is 02:17:15 You, you better get your hopes up. It's fucking potato. It's fusillo Chevrolet huge. This potato's being a real fucking potato. Whoa, that was a Western New York reference just there. Yeah, watch out for this guy Fine for everyone's favorite game show To catch Daabler
Starting point is 02:17:54 That online dot a g and I made well first of all I lost on I bet the Yankees for yesterday's game and I bet Aaron judge would hit a home run and unfortunately the Yankees lost and judge didn't get a home run but I'm He's lost and Judge didn't get a home run. But um, what did John say next? Can I just make a comment, Gardev? Why don't you pick a newer episode? He's doing tons of content right now. I know, but that's all fresh in people's minds. That would've been a little harder. All right, good point.
Starting point is 02:18:19 This is all content that's been brought back to us. Okay, good point. All right, that's right. He's putting his all back up on his YouTube channel. You can find it on the balcon, good point. Yeah, it's right. He's he's putting us all back up on his YouTube channel Yes, you can find a little beer on the balconies and shit. Yeah, that's awesome. All right. I miss him Number one Good money drives bad B
Starting point is 02:18:40 Double downing Next In for pennies and pounds Double downing. Next. Inferpenis and pounds. Four. Rolling Dices on Judge. Lastly, betting on the farm tonight. To catch a dabble. Oh my gosh, this is difficult. I'm gonna go with four rolling dices on judge
Starting point is 02:19:11 I should know this because I kind of remember but I don't remember this at all So that's what I'm gonna say trucker Andy. What do you think double downing double downing someone to check? Yeah, electric adgino also says that Double downing someone each. Yeah, yeah, Electric, I'd you know also says that. Let's go over to Annie. I'm gonna go with next pennies and pounds. All right and producer Chris. What do you got? Lastly betting on the firm. Okay. So we have everything covered except for good money drives bad. That sounds too smart for John to say. It sounds dumb. He does go to the pub a lot. Even though that online dot AG and I made well, first of all, I lost on I bet the Yankees for yesterday's game.
Starting point is 02:19:58 And I bet Aaron judge would hit a home run. And unfortunately, the Yankees lost and judge didn't get a home run. But I'm gone double down now I'm gonna double down. I bet today I'm bet online that AG that both Aaron Judge and John Carl stand will hit a home run. So we'll see. That's a dumb bet. So you want that Andy? Oh yeah. Congratulations, Trucker Andy and everyone who had double downed. What happened? And I know that Joe from Jersey will have plenty to say about that. You were at the game yesterday, huh, Joe?
Starting point is 02:20:32 Yeah, it's been crazy. And it's so great because I because you know, a frequent guest on the show is I stutter on ours, Joe. It's run for LeBkauskeep. And and and and he said oh I'm having Joe You know on my first show and I'm like oh wow I follow her I go I love that girl great and then he's like oh yeah, I go well
Starting point is 02:20:58 God ask you to come on my show. Yeah, he goes yeah Yeah, and because you can't stand over big, send me a dick pic years ago. Do I fuck it up a little bit? Curtis already back it up. How long till yes, sir, to get a beer with him. You know, a frequent guest on the show is what I stutter on ours, Joe is Ron Philip Kowski. And he said, Oh, I'm having Joe, you know, on my first show. And I'm And he said, oh, I'm having Joe on my first show. And I'm like, oh, wow, I follow her.
Starting point is 02:21:29 I go, I love that girl. I'm too great. And then he's like, oh, yeah, I go, well, God, ask her to come on my show. Well, yeah, and he goes, yeah, I will. Yeah. And because some guy sent me a dick pick years ago, I closed my DMs, a like literal asshole movie my brother died I put up a tweet
Starting point is 02:21:50 Notice how great we she got the dick pic vibes though. Yeah Right, she's like yeah, well I creeps like you. I try to avoid on there and she goes He's not me dick which is literally an asshole. No, it's a different area. I was close which is literally an asshole. No! It's a different area. I was close. Yeah. I'm... Come back next time.
Starting point is 02:22:09 To find that if you... I can't even do it. I'm just so happy. I'm... I can't even... It is exciting. To catch... Chee-hee. A dabbler.
Starting point is 02:22:21 Uh, tune into subreddit surfing tonight. For a special... Huge guest. Huge. and I have some voice mails. I want to read through the superchats that people put in a very generous superchats today Which I appreciate and thanks guys for understanding. I didn't want to bog down the the show proper With those but Annie, what do you have? What did you bring? I don't have anything new, but I do have two really old reviews if you want to hear those love it Let's hear some old reviews one step one start carniviffs bringing out some old shit. You got some old shit. Let's do it. The first ones from Tim from CLE, July 13th, 2017, titled
Starting point is 02:23:14 The Real Trash. These guys are talentless clowns. Knowing cares about your opinion of people that actually have talent. Do a show on your own terrible podcast. I have twice, just so you know. So this is before I think I was telling people to give us shitty reviews.
Starting point is 02:23:28 If I'm not mistaken, I'm gonna guess that's a one star review. That one is a one star review. I love Annie. I can chop Annie. I can chop Annie. I'm there, you. And then I got one more. It's from ManningW, August 21st, 2018.
Starting point is 02:23:42 I got it. It's what in the Jesus Christ, what did I get myself into? I guess it's better than being addicted to crack, but not quite as good as alcohol. I guess you take what you can get. That sounds like a five-star review if I had a guess. That is a five-star review.
Starting point is 02:23:57 Thank you, Annie. I appreciate that. If you guys don't wanna hear old reviews, then you should start leaving new reviews. Yes, please go wherever you review podcasts and give us a five star shit on us. We have a review girls read them at the end of each episode. Sometimes the potato does, but usually it's a review girl. And also guys, we do have memberships on our YouTube.
Starting point is 02:24:21 If you want to sign up for a membership, you can do that by hitting the join button and that way you get the bonus episodes we do and you can also watch these live shows that we do. Every Wednesday and Saturday, this was a special free one that I wanted to do because we had Julian Bryan on to have that debate. And I wanted to do that with a large live audience. So thanks everyone for hanging out for that.
Starting point is 02:24:41 I much appreciate it. I'm gonna read through the superchats. But but first let me just hit the voicemails that came in. We'll get through this very quickly here. Hey, Carl, I got a suggestion for whichever week this happens to be, cringe of the week. It's the entire episode number 345 of here's what I don't get. Where tab, the audio expert audio professional These audio is just popping and clicking
Starting point is 02:25:09 Completely unlistenable shit for the entire episode. All right. I'll check that out. I was like goofing on tab I have no problem with that. Thank you for that suggestion people love hearing bad audio Andy, this is a critique of your show. Okay. All Apologies podcast where you can get, wherever you get your podcast, Andy does a great show with Joe Sixpack and what they do is they document, oh, the famous Apologies over the years. Yes.
Starting point is 02:25:36 He just did that. The crossover this week with Colleen. Yeah, yeah, everybody was talking about it. We had to do that. It just did Michael Vick. Why, what did he ever do? Yeah. He did it. He was to do that. It just did Michael Vick. Why, what did he ever do? Yeah. He did it.
Starting point is 02:25:46 He was a great quarterback. This is an interesting critique because I was listening to the show just the other day of this episode. I didn't think the same thing, but he brings up a good point here. Okay. Yeah, this one's for Choker Andy
Starting point is 02:25:56 because I don't think all apologies has voicemail. But I was just listening to the Tiger Woods episode and dude, you played a field panther song and that sort of what Tiger Woods, and it wasn't just like Tiger Woods by Field Panther. Right, that's true. What the fuck are you thinking, dude? They have a whole song about Tiger Woods's day.
Starting point is 02:26:18 And you played a community property. I mean, it worked in the context better, but that is true. There's the Tiger song about Tiger Woods. I didn't know that. I mean,e producers his own carl uh...
Starting point is 02:26:29 uh... uh... but i heard of good call thank you keyton montana what's up buddy they call it uh... keyton montana uh... so yeah i know you have no control over what eight at that you get on the uh... dynamic. However, I do know that it's you who decides where they go. So at the end of a blonde cast, you say, all right, to make up for it, then I get an ad placement.
Starting point is 02:26:55 You know, I don't know how that's supposed to make up for, but although it was kind of a talent funder from the Lucy Chuton retar talk about a show that maybe had one episode premise but you know eh what are you gonna do anyway I don't know how to end these. Yeah I don't plan where the Ed Breaks are gonna be a high-end time maybe I should get better with that. Maybe I should be more like Glenn Beck. Hey Carl I love the show. It's called Ferra. Ferra, fucking John is always using Ferra,
Starting point is 02:27:33 which is like an R or one R. And what he's saying is, truly as Mi Ferra, that means truly is my pair as in the fruit. Fucking asshole, thank you, Latino, but you can't even speak Spanish. Now, we did announce him as a Latino community. We announced this fucking retard stirring piece of shit. Also, since he doesn't roll his Rs, just say Buddha.
Starting point is 02:28:01 Julie, it is me Buddha. That would be sound better. But yeah, thank you, fuck you, bye. I hope John still listening. Those are valid critiques. Cardiff is distracting. Everybody can roll their Rs like Cardiff. That's true. That's grown up in Minnesota. That's what you learn. Obviously. See. Oh, this is a question about Tookie who Tookie killed it on the last episode, Karth. Even you have to admit. He was fantastic. I mean, the way that I saw it, he leaped over the potato to become one of the greatest characters ever. Listen, the fact that Dr. Steve is texting me Tookie lines now is really
Starting point is 02:28:47 starting to know. I love it. Carl, Tookie is Jason Kaplan. You can admit it. Don't lie. You don't like to lie and don't call me back. Sir, I don't know where you're getting Jason Kaplan from. He's never said anything funny in his life. Tuky's hilarious So I disagree Tuky is was fantastic on the show went back again soon They are both on neutral system though. Well, that's true. Mm-hmm fun fact. You know, I'm about Tuky You don't like the guy Weird how that works. All right Gary and San Diego All right Gary and San Diego. Cownin. Hey Carl Gary from San Diego.
Starting point is 02:29:26 I was sitting here having some coffee with Judy and she says what's Carl's background? And I said, I don't know that name hamburger. I don't know. So let me ask you a question. What's your efficiency? What is your efficiency Carl? Can you answer that question? We'd really like to know so would Sandy and so would my good friends do work. We all want to know your all right he's got uh... he calls in again did you get any of the dot and uh... and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and Kevin Brennan and Chad Zumock and as of Monday the 10th, they're no longer potential cohosts. I heard Kevin say he's out of the
Starting point is 02:30:37 Stuttering John business and Chad is burned that bridge too. So I guess nobody's left except for Army Major Richard O'Hada. Oh, John is really knowing how to burn some bridges. So, am I right on that? Is there anybody left? I think you're right. That will be a co-host for John. I co-host it today. I'm the guest. Let me know if I missed anybody. Okay. I'm trying to keep tab, but so far I'm down to zero. Okay, Gary out. Gary out. I'm gonna sign off now. I'm gonna tuck your
Starting point is 02:31:17 dicks and I gotta say one of the greatest things about John coming back to the internet is Gary from San Diego, Colin Edd, right? Girlie again. I appreciate that. Just getting caught up on some past episodes. And I really appreciate it. You doing the run it down on the different news girls that you've had over over the last few years and leaving part of that because part of this, of course, not a girl so you can't be a news girl true hmm review right if you're not a girl you can't
Starting point is 02:31:53 be a news girl review girl right yes or review girl okay and you you look like you think that there's a hidden message in there or something. I think it's probably a hidden message, yes. I think it was just calling out Cardiff. Mostly likely. That's what I meant. Yes, that's what I was thinking though. A lot of potato hate.
Starting point is 02:32:15 You are gonna love this next voicemail, Cardiff. Listen closely here. Car will not join. The two key suicide in there. It's no. Two keys are fried. We talk. So you can't use that word on you too.
Starting point is 02:32:28 What are you doing? Oops. I got you. Carl my boy. Where in the hell have you been hiding this puppet all this time? Look, you need to take some advice from me. Drop the start shot of the show's diet. Get rid of that smug fucking potato. More toki, please.
Starting point is 02:32:46 All right. Don't call me back. I got to say every day I wake up, every message I'm getting more toki, more toki, more toki. It's unbelievable. It's overwhelming right now. I'm out of toki. Love it. Slap up Ron toki. He could be the next review, girl. Oh my gosh. Everyone's jobs up for grabs now. Glad I leaked your address on Reddit. You wouldn't do me like to spit some wire, dad. You wouldn't do me like that. All right. Last voice, man, I'll read the superchets. Hey, it's Sergio from Providence Carl just calling to tell you what a big winner you are. The podcast source of 2023 or in full force. Bob Leeview is just fighting with
Starting point is 02:33:31 Kevin Brennan today. Kevin Brennan and Sudder and John are fighting like everyone's pissed off at each other. And you get to sit back there and just watch and reap all the rewards and the content and dissect it like only you could do such a big winner call. Bye. I'm going to have myself that voice mail because I agree with everything that gentleman had to say I am the winner of the podcast worth 2023. There's no doubt about that. All right. I'm going to read through. We got some super chats here. Anyone who wants to bail is allowed to bail. Cardiff, you got one more plug in yeah, so I brought a surfing eight o'clock huge guest huge guest just 20 minutes show fun over there now Annie thank you so much for joining us and for hanging out. I was the show today
Starting point is 02:34:19 It was a different format. What do you think? I think it was pretty good It was nice to have a Brian and Julian kind of hash the beef. The drama around the show is getting too big almost to handle. Now I have to go watch John show today to see your appearance on there. It's so up. It's a lot to follow. I know. It is. And that's why I tell people go to our subreddit, go to dev wars anonymous, go to the hack versus anonymous subreddit. That's where people are kind of helping us follow all of this a lot. Because you can't watch all this. Well, it's crazy because like I'm like I'm watching John and Chad and I'm just
Starting point is 02:34:55 Delighted at watching starting John make a fool of himself. Meanwhile Shuleys show is got like a whole panel of people sniping it way more funny I was like all right. Well now I got to watch all this Fuck it six hours of my life. I know it's too much But there's a lot of fun. Oh, it's great. Yeah, and it's it's getting to be the universe is expanding and a constant rate but that's why the these sub-runs exist and You can go on there people pull clips and they tell you what's going on and they give you their opinions.
Starting point is 02:35:27 And everyone's opinion on the internet, that's a pretty good one. So that's good. All-natter. Nice was 20 bucks by Man Cara, I love W-A-T-P. Yeah, super chats. Yeah. Deadpool says we're doing it.
Starting point is 02:35:43 Nice for the 20-hour Super Secret20 Super Secret nice nice CMOS 40 44 this guy always supports where these socials to five euros happy Super Chat Wednesday Carl will read my super chat just go daily with the show already Carl you're almost there now anyway yeah fuck that snow. Hoi. KB Hulk Defender. So Carl is a bicycle thief. Oh gosh, let me address this real quick. I know we're late into the show, but John asked me if I've ever been arrested before and I went, uh, yeah, I have actually.
Starting point is 02:36:14 And he's, oh, what was it? I was a teenager and it involved a stolen bike. I didn't elaborate anymore and that's I'm boring. Basically what happened was I had these woods behind my house when I grew up and a guy I knew stole a bike from the village from town. I saw like I'm growing up and fucking little house of the prairie world. So you know in the town it was a penny-fire thing bike. They stole a bike. They put it in my woods for some reason because they were hiding it, I guess. Well, there was a guy across the street who used to sell us drugs. And he wanted to trade the bike for drugs.
Starting point is 02:36:51 And I went, yes, I mean, the bike's just here. So they're taking that idiot rides the bike the next day at the owner's season. He's like, that's my bike. And then he blows me in. So anyway, that's that's why I got it. It was a misdemeanor. Did you get to keep the drugs?
Starting point is 02:37:07 Yes. And I did community service. And it was annoying. That's my whole story. I think I was 16 or 17 when that happened. Chef Jeff became a YouTube member. Thank you very much. Chef Jeff Chris home.
Starting point is 02:37:23 Oh, skinny Chad Zumaq. He, he, ha, ha, the hamburger cackle. I don't know whose idea you're on anymore, skinny Chad Zumaq. That weird boys, that's for $10. Thank you very much. Soft 17, five bucks. Carl said, Julian Bryan, come on, it's six. Yes, thank you for that because people were ready
Starting point is 02:37:40 to snipe it at five. And it's like, well, we're just gonna do a regular episode of first, but whatever. This is coming in from tactics something $7 Canadian huge fan from Canada. I weep for public school education in California producer Chris is underrated by the way Oh, well, yeah, he has his fans. He certainly has fans. Joy got cringe. Here is five Deutsche Mark so Andy and Chris don't have to share a webcam in the future five. Deutschmark. So Andy and Chris don't have to share a webcam in the future. I'll tell you the reason for that. We're gonna know. It's because we were gonna have on other guests and I just didn't want to get it too jumbled on the screens. I thought one camera for the two of those guys would
Starting point is 02:38:16 make more sense. But I love drunk on cringe. Drunk on cringe.com. I just discovered yesterday. Yeah, right. When I was at Rita V veto show, some great t-shirts on there. I'm going to buy a few of them. So check out drunkoncringe.com if you're part of the dabbleverse or hackverse and you want to check. You want to wear proudly. Pain killer two bucks. I hope Vinny stubs his toe hard.
Starting point is 02:38:40 Me too. And that's all. No harding five bucks. Colleen can solve all of your legal troubles with black face. I agree. That's pretty good advice. Leak Anonis, two bucks. Time Marist comedy is greater than Tampa chords.
Starting point is 02:38:53 It's greater than Tuky, not a Tuky fan. Not a Tuky fan, all right. Teach their own. I come buckets with two bucks. I can come to this. I hope you did. Daryl Hall's private ice. Updates, two bucks. I can come to this. I hope you did. Darryl Hall's private eyes. Up to two bucks. Up. Nasty. Oh, I put this up on the screen for a while. Thank you, Nasty.
Starting point is 02:39:10 L. 100 bucks. I'm prepaying for the entertainment tonight. It's going to be good. He's been all over the place lately. Of course, Nasty. L's the guy sitting in the front row of Chad Zubak show who yelled out to him. It's Kumi, a country and Chad, like, how do you know that? What's the song about? So Nassie, that's great. We had him on the show. Bob Lee V. King of all swallows with five euros. Join late SJ at MLC, trying to catch up, listening to Colleen at 2X, not a good idea. Yeah, I mean, Colleen's not good, but really Trisha was the problem at 2X.. Talks. Fast. Detective Bluer, five bucks.
Starting point is 02:39:46 I looked up slam-pig on Wikipedia, and it just sent me to Tricia's only feed. Yes. Yep. Oldie, but a goodie, sir. Bob Levy, King of all swells, another two euros. As Jason Carro is two-faced and possible, four-spile talker.
Starting point is 02:40:01 I'm not sure all that math works, but I agree. I do a lot of stuff with two hands with two bucks. Tony Michaels is an American treasure. Watch it. Oh, no, I'm just gonna say something bad about him. Pack it like Biker's a new member. Thank you very much. David Chandler show his brought to you by David Chandler today.
Starting point is 02:40:18 We love David. I do a lot with two hands. Five bucks. Rat from Rocheter is crashing our slaubering saint. What say you rat? Hey rat. Turbo 1227, $2. I turbo 70 49 will kill you.
Starting point is 02:40:35 Okay. I don't understand those two turbos and what they're up to. Bob, we be kick about swallows and two year olds welcome to the Shulee Empire. Yes, they're renaming the Shulee now where the Shulee Empire now., they're renaming the Shulee now, where the Shulee Empire now. Da da da da da da da da da.
Starting point is 02:40:48 Anthony with two dollars, pain killer with two dollars, legit biker gang, and I found them big props. Yeah, they also know you'd be called gangs. I've noticed. Also got a bad thing. Bob Lee, the king of all swallows, two euros, two key, loves you more than a friend.
Starting point is 02:41:04 Hashtag, Z for Grifter. Oh yeah, that's a great song. Z is for Grifter. Tukki's song he reads, sings when he's watching the Z-man. Captain Cannabis with two bucks. Hi, John's lawyer. Everyone claims they have a lawyer watching
Starting point is 02:41:20 cannot afford the dirty. You might have one appointed to you that you cannot afford the dirty. You might have one appointed to you. So silly Steve became a member. Thank you very much. Altcoin angel to box. That's one hell of a podcast appearance pitch. Sorry, I didn't read that in time for to make sense in the context. Look oh five five bucks Brian, please don't fall for the do's payers schmoozing He's a talent was sneaking the grass you are better than this. I thought Brian did a good job today He wasn't kissing off to me what I'm know what his problems were a little too high and honestly Yeah, maybe but honestly, I think that a lot of people come around on chouli a little bit
Starting point is 02:41:58 Just because of everything that's been happening now Centering John coming back the way that chouli and the crew is covering all of this They're doing a fantastic job on the BS show every morning. The John redemption arc is a redemption arc for all of us Which the jokes are there with Shulie. I mean, you don't have to like the guy But he's gonna he's gonna get some good wins in there. He swings the battle a lot as I like to say Not the highest batting average in the world. He's swinging that back. He's not gonna walk. That's for sure Nice or the 50 bucks Shulie you said he was a pedophile. What the fuck you, heck! Alright. Bob, leave me kick him out of swells. No two year olds, the Melinda scale of success.
Starting point is 02:42:37 Peter O'Brien with $5, Andy, all apologies is terrific. Hope you're a new career work, so... Thank you, Peter. That's awesome. Thank you, Peter. You're not monetizing it all yet. Yeah, but you got to start somewhere, buddy. Look, oh, five, again, five bucks. No, Brian. No. Shoei's a bald and funny hack who cheats on his wife, do not make friends. I think I put that up on the screen for a minute. I was just strategy people with some of the super chats. Bob's fly, baby, five bucks. I am real, Shoei. No, you're not. Bob's fly, baby is not real. Bob, fly baby five bucks. I am real, Shule. No, you're not. Bob's fly baby is not real.
Starting point is 02:43:08 Bob, leave me a kick about Swiles, two euros Chad. Laughing as Asaf coming on SJ's HP. We left our asses off. Very good. Old coin angel five bucks. Women is how to Shule his wife. Don't marry nerd. Shule is a badass.
Starting point is 02:43:22 Chad's dream. Epicly backfired. I don't know what Shuley is a badass. Chad's dream. Epic Lee backfired. Hmm. I don't know what Shuley's white looks like. I'm friends with Shuley and I don't know idea. Uh, pain killer two bucks. Brian posing as wizard telling Shuley how to stand. Wow, he's not posing as a wizard. So he just has a long beard. I'm thinking claims they have magical spells or anything. Bob leave me all a swell. Kick about swells two year olds. Dope Stradamus, In visions where the fight is going. Okay. Big daddy Dota 5 Boxuley, when are we going to see the Uncle Rico show and hypocrisy
Starting point is 02:43:57 police North American tour? I would go to that. I might follow that, I guess the dead. I might follow that around I guess the dead. I might follow that around. Let's go. We're doing it. We're doing a big grilled cheese sandwich in the parking lot. Who wants a grilled cheese sandwich? In mushrooms.
Starting point is 02:44:15 LOS, Legion of Skanks, I don't know, maybe, two bucks. This is where the levels, the level heads of devil versus meat. Yes, it is. We don't shout here. We have a good time. We're all friends. Bob, leave a king of all swallows to euros, superchamp Monday and wood panel Wednesday, wood panel Wednesday. I like that. That sounds good. All coin angel, two bucks. What's stronger? John's comedy or Hebrew? You look good question. They're both pretty bad. Bob's fly baby, bucks. Kroh, with your last name,
Starting point is 02:44:45 why aren't you doing Wendy's and Rustic Cutts commercials? I know, I'm hamburger. You would think they would take advantage of that. I'm putting it out there. I will endorse you Wendy's. Pain killer five bucks. Everybody should cater to Brian's quirks and preferences is what he's saying.
Starting point is 02:45:01 Get over yourself, bootleg Gandalf the great. I don't know about that I want to think that he's a wizard now He's never claimed to be a whistle. He was under a spell, but yeah, he right Bob Levy King of all swallows again with another two-year-olds this guy wants to span like 15-year-olds But just do it at that as Jay is a disgusting drunk and Shuley is a backpack. Shuley has a backpack, that's correct. He does, I've seen it. underscore Ted with five bucks.
Starting point is 02:45:30 Oh, no, a thanks fan. Me too. Brian, you said Shuley can't take an L. He's always killing it. Shuley, every time someone has a problem with you, you call them anti-Semitic, high Adam and KB. I think Brian didn't address that. So thank you for putting that out there.
Starting point is 02:45:46 I put it up, reels with five bucks. Brian, what's your ethnicity? I guess we'll have to find that out next time. Nice! W-H-T-P is Rishi! 20 bucks, thank you, nice. Well, how should I have read that?
Starting point is 02:46:03 Do you know? Probably the shit. Yeah. Probably that's a type should I have read that? You know, I'm probably the ship. Yeah, probably that's a type of, okay, boss fly, baby. Why is Carl so angry? I'm having a great day, sir. Thank you. Thank you for asking. Bob leave you king of all swells and other two heroes. KB does not get trashing someone you work with. I don't know what KB gets. I don't know what he's up to. He's a funny guy though. I like him. Cardiff electric. Oh, I think I already maybe put this one up there, but Cardiff Electric said both S.J. and Pady are an MLC chat. Watch you get
Starting point is 02:46:31 sniped. Also now that BJ has gone on the record, he isn't a kid toucher. Can he still work at compound? I get your jokes. I get your jokes cardiff electric. Boss, why baby?? Two bucks Brian better do the BS show tomorrow. He won't. Now instead they have Vince the attorney. Don't have to tune in for that one. Don't care. Daniel Poon five bucks even as wet brain is John as he didn't fall for Nick G when I tried it to that I saw that. He's stuck it in between other names too. That was clever. That was a good try. Get on the next side. Bob Levy, King of all swallows, two euros is KB losing it about people but bearing
Starting point is 02:47:15 the hatchet. Yes, he's not happy about that. He wants everyone to be fighting. Terry Ne, the bird, five bucks. I'm older than Brian. and he seems to be 80 in podcast desires. Let Ray be Ray. Let Joey C. Be Ray. Okay. It's clever. All right. This guy again to here. I was Brian pretends something is annoying you on your seat. Yeah, we did get to that. That was fun. Paying killer, two dollars, listen to Brian, he's the Godfather of nothing. Look Oh five. Hey, no, Stardom is stop kissing the douze payers took us. You talk smack for weeks, be a man, not a coward. I don't think he was a coward today. I think he brought it. Joey, we talked about that one. Bob Levy, King of all swells, another two year olds Brian pretends something is in your eye. Guess that happened twice. Dead full of 20 bucks.
Starting point is 02:48:06 You got producer Chris Cardiff. Oh, he's predicting who the gas was gonna be. Yeah. And subreddit surfing tonight, which starts in four minutes. Ah, gotta go. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:48:18 You can use my studio, it's fine. And then, Lico, five, hey, BJ, you're dead to Shuleys anonymous. Oh yeah. He is, he's never, he goes there and he reads he never really participates but no, they're not going to like him after this. Black Eyed Sue five bucks. Thank you very much. Probably be King of all swallows two euros at Cardiff. You got the Kroger Empire. Very possible. Flex Empire very possible flex 316 with two it looks like Australian dollars Poutine Aaron bowling with two box card if why do you hate on toki? That's a great question
Starting point is 02:48:54 I think is I think it's jealousy. I'd guess Nelson's TIS and game archive two box cooking you a low-cal segment for you W. A-A-T-S. Oh, four W-A-T-S. Kiss hugs, kiss hugs. Looking forward to that. Thank you very much. Brain New World. By the way, Homer is wrong. Music is not easy. That's a good Homer Simpson's quote, Brian at a tough time lining those things up. And I come, but I appreciate the effort though. Thank you for sending in parody songs. Even if you suck at it.
Starting point is 02:49:26 I come buckets. Listen, PJ Filium's still, most prolific parody song guy. I mean, there's Tony Muscrat. There's Mr. Pajata. There's a lot. It makes it funnier. But PJ Filium can not sing a fucking note. And we've played everything he said.
Starting point is 02:49:39 It was all fantastic. I miss PJ. I come buckets, two bucks. My dog's count is children. Has a piata hashtag carol is gay This is these are internet rumors Steve C5 bucks. You're a feminine piazza Love you Carla. All right. My name is not Carla and it is with a K Like I mentioned today that I am German. All right. I did it. Wow. I read all the super chats. All right now do it again Okay, let's start from the top
Starting point is 02:50:06 Now let's analyze these shall we? Guys, this has been fantastic. What a fun episode. Thank you both for hanging out for so long. Thank you Annie. Great job, everyone Very good. Everyone to go over to subreddit surfing with Cardiff my buddy Vinnie Paulino See what they're up to over there What's with the dance and around the shit I stink you hate me great. Goodbye go fuck yourselves Have a good week. Okay, folks Guess what the episodes That was a great episode. That was really great.
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