Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep428 - No Jumper
Episode Date: July 16, 2023Here's another podcast that is extremely popular in a world I don't live in. Adam22 has created quite an empire based on lesser known Hip Hop artists and porn actors. If it sounds like there's isn't a...ny connection between the two, that's because there isn't. It's just two things that Adam22 is into and he's truly living his best life. Vinnie Paulino cohosts the show and also has us in his studio because my ISP, Greenlight, sucks. My internet is still down. Either way, after determining there's a lot to like about what Adam22 is up to, we check out Opie with Chad Zumock. Chad is afraid to talk to Cardiff Electric. That's crazy. And Opie says I'm bad at my job and don't have an audience. That's crazy. Then Stuttering John fine tunes his impression of me and says a lot of things that I think the hypocrisy police might want to investigate. https://thecreepoff.com/ Tickets to the Magic Bag on 9/15 – http://watplive.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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I'm gonna go to the piano, tonight.
Good night.
Green light decided that I don't need the internet this weekend.
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W-A-T-P-W-A-G-P. Hello, everybody.
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Apple podcast, then shit all over us in the comments section today. We'll be reviewing
a show called No Jumper. This was a suggestion from Jurassic Reptile. We have both listened
separately. We have not discussed it with you beforehand. Let's get it started. This
is hosted by Adam 22. His real name is Adam Gran Mason. And I stumbled upon a Rolling
Stone article from three years ago. Rolling stone is garbage.
I think there are journalism's garbage and I'll trust anything they say. But I just want to give
some perspective before we get into this because Vinnie, I think you checked out one of Adam 22's
other shows, right? I did. I listened to a show that he does with his wife called Plug Talk. Right.
This is a show that's mostly about hip hop and sex and it started off as
like some type of blog and then it transitioned into a YouTube channel. Adam was
this like BMXR who made all this money and was able to buy no jumper and kind of
run it. There's a bunch of other hosts that do the show as well but I'm really
focusing on ones where Adam's there. So this is from the Rolling Stone article. It's
according to multiple women who appeared on the show,
and you tell Rolling Stone that they felt pressure to do sex scenes
with Adam 22 and felt denigrated by him
after denying his advances.
Singer Erica Et Perry expressed that she felt taken advantage of
after Adam 22 initially refused to take down a 2019 interview
where she talked about her prior sex work.
Even after she told him that the clip was texting on her mental health.
Oh, can you take down this clip that everybody likes?
It's really bummed me out.
No. Sorry you're on my show and you said that you fucked all the phoenix
sons and now you're bummed about that.
I don't know what to tell you.
Over the past year, personal discord between the members of the No Jumper team
has also made its way into the channel's content.
Former co-host Lush-1 tells Rolling Stone that No Jumper Their personal discord between the members of the no jumper team has also made its way into the channel's content.
Former co-host Lush1 tells Rolling Stone that no jumper maintained the contentious atmosphere
where creating content was prioritized over the general well-being insanity of the people
that were on the platform.
This is insane because I grew up listening to the Howard Stern show.
That's what they're explaining right now, is that the staff were all bustling to those
balls and anything they did that was embarrassing was brought immediately to the air and
Yeah, it sucks, but that's kind of what it is and now in this day and age people are like, oh, but my feelings got hurt
And instead of like HR give me a day off
They decided to goof on me on the show. He claims it and I'm to encourage infighting by asking him to expose a coworker and by promoting content featuring the team's infighting.
Yes, that's what this is.
He adds that Morale among black and Jewish employees cratered when Adam 22 had formerly
never waited in the politics began platforming hate figures like Richard Spencer and Nick
Fuentes.
Oh, no, do they do porn too?
I know Nick Fuentes doesn't, I believe he's a virgin. Okay.
In March 2018, a woman named Desiree Alita accused him of being a serial rapist who is
notorious for doxing women who speak up against him for raping them.
Alita alleged that Adam 22 abused her and started dating her when she was 16.
Soon after, one of Adam 22's old blog posts titled The Desiree Story Part One, resurfaced,
which includes him writing, she was 16, but come on man,
look at her, she's 18 or 19 and most of the pics here,
but she didn't look much different at all then.
If statutory rape is wrong, then I don't wanna be right.
A bad thing to write on the internet, Adam 22.
Yeah, he did later claim that he was joking about that.
Let's talk about the show format of the show that you watch.
I don't want to play any clips yet because I have something I want to start with.
Okay.
But can you explain what that show is that you were checking out?
Okay.
It's unique.
It's quite unique.
It's really, if you were going to steal a podcast idea, I think this is a good one. And basically what they do is have it his port star wife Lena the plug interview other porn actresses mainly
actresses mainly and then they fuck right and then they release it on their only fans yes $5 a month. So basically what's happening is
Him and his wife are just having three sums with all of their guests. And that's how you get on the show.
Like are you gonna fuck us?
Well, then you're gonna be a guest.
Okay, so let's talk about just how horny Adam 22 is.
I think this is why it entered on our radar and why it was being discussed in our discord
is because we just talked about Trisha Paitas and her following out with Colleen Ballinger.
By the way, that song that she sang, Colleen Ballinger,
to apologize or whatever that was.
The apology video.
Somebody said this to me, maybe it was on the show,
I'm losing track now, because there's so much going on.
Somebody said the reason why she sang a song was so
that she could copyright strike anyone who used that clip
because she knew people would be using that
in all their videos.
And sure enough
really in strategy on Colleen's part because all I do is play E news playing her doing that song
and I'm sharing all my revenue from that video with her. Wow. Yeah. And she was singing about
being naive. Obviously not pretty savvy. I would say pretty damn savvy. It's shockingly brilliant.
It really is. Okay. But anyway, so John, start singing
at every one of your live streets.
Get a ukulele.
She's don't tempt him.
He actually is singing at all of his live shows
right now as the funny part.
I have examples of that coming up.
But God, I feel like I lit my, yep.
Exactly.
I feel like I'm talking like Trisha Paytas right now.
All right, we're gonna get through this.
There was a lot to get through to be getting
to set all of this up.
So we were talking about Trisha Paytes who we referred to as Miss Piggy if you remember
On the last show and this is insane right here. I'm not gonna lie
Trisha Paites was kind of fine super beautiful. I didn't know this you think you saw yeah, I love her
I did some moment. Yeah when I was looking at her with I'm like, you know what?
I'm so bad about this at all. I'm definitely not.
People are trying to roast you about it.
I think that was okay.
No, no, no, nobody was around.
So, Antitouille II fucked Tricia Paynes.
And he's sitting there going, yeah, she's hot.
What happened?
What are you off for me?
No, she's a fat pig.
She's disgusting looking.
Yeah.
And every single way, I don't know.
I mean, listen, plus he's plusy, I guess.
Like, if my wife was sitting there in that conversation,
I wouldn't even expect her to defend me. I would just expect her to go, yeah, he's fucking fat and gross, I guess. Like if my wife was sitting there in that conversation, I wouldn't even expect her to defend me.
I would just expect her to go,
yeah, he's fucking fat and gross, I understand.
Right!
Like you just said,
what it is, it's okay to speak the obvious.
It's fine.
So they're talking about being over a Trisha's house.
I guess it's just too far away from where Adam lives.
While you'll be shocked to learn that Trisha's way
into herself.
And her house had so many murals and paintings of herself.
It was crazy.
She told me because literally there's a security guard
who sits in his car 24 hours a day in front of her house.
And I'm like, so what is happening?
Cause she lives like fucking not that far from me.
I'm like, what is happening?
You gotta stop saying that.
I'm gonna figure out where you live.
First off, having one security guard 24 a seven,
it's not a good system.
I think there's a flaw in that system.
Yeah, it's called a labor laws break.
There's lots of flaws there.
Also, I think that you know, you might want to do shifts
so people can get some sleep.
Anyway, so she has murals and paintings of herself
throughout her house, that's fucking weird.
Have you ever been to someone's house
that had paintings of themselves in it?
No, I really didn't think that existed.
It's like only Mr. Burrell.
You know, I feel like when you go down south, you see a lot more of that.
Really?
Yeah, I've seen I've been to people's houses down south where they have like a painting
of the family portrait and shit like hanging in the living room.
Okay, family portrait. Sure. Family ties. I get that.
This is very different though. I'm mural of yourself.
You know, I would, a mural of yourself.
You know, I would get a mural of myself in my house. I'm not saying I'm above that.
That would actually be funny.
Right.
And actually, maybe that's what it is.
Maybe Trisha's just doing it to be funny
because according to Adam, she's hilarious.
But it's weird, like, a lot of people hate Trisha with me.
I'm gonna go along with her so good.
She's like, one of the funniest people I know.
Yeah, you guys look, seem like you had really good chemistry. I don't know if that transferred over sexually, but that was cool. I don't want to know
Imagine if Trisha's one of the funniest people you know now granted he's talking to hip-hop artists
He's talking to porn stars. You see if we're not known for having a sense of humor
So maybe Trisha is the funniest person. He's like come on guys. You should hear the noises she makes
He's like come on guys, you should hear the noises she makes
Distarical okay good point logical he did say mirror rolls and that does what right multiple murals of
herself in her house
Miral implies that there's more going on sure like. Is that just all the food that she's surrounded by? Otherwise, it's just a giant portrait.
I think it's just her on the farm with the other animals.
I put myself in animal farm, yes you did.
Look at you, you can see me right over there.
Look at me holding.
I like it.
Look it good.
Okay.
Now, the other thing that I want to point out
is Adam recently put out a tweet and it says,
it's officially been a week since I let my wife do a porn with another guy.
I felt a little jealous at first, but overall it wasn't that big a deal.
She watched me sleep with hundreds of girls and it's never affected our relationship.
Sleeping with that gentleman has been amazing for both her career and our business at Plughtuck Show. Over on Glad we did it and I'm happy to report her vagina has returned to its original pre-BBC size.
So now he's into cucking, I guess. I guess he's cucking it up over there.
I'm this cuck show.
Finally, a real cuck.
Right! I know! We talking about cucks all the time, finally.
I'm gonna pass over to you, Vinny, because I don't know anything about the plug show or plug talk.
They had a whole conversation about this.
Now, that whole show, like we said,
is all about the porn aspect of their business.
Like, it's literally marketing on only fans.
They have a YouTube channel where they put out clips,
which is where I got this stuff from.
He did a whole interview with her
about the day that she filmed with another guy,
and not only that, they brought in the guy
that she fucked for him to talk to.
Okay.
And this is cringey and embarrassing, Carl.
I would think so.
This is horrifying.
Yeah.
All right.
Here she is with him.
This is the setup of them just about to get
into the conversation.
Okay, you did an adult scene.
Yeah, I think that was like,
but that was like my,
is in your mouth and he's,
it was giant.
Yeah, I'm not saying you'd depede me,
but like,
Right, but I'm just saying it's not like I was sitting
in the corner because there's a whole narrative.
Okay, I don't think you're a cuck or are you gonna go with this?
Well, it does seem kind of stupid to die.
The cuck, okay, so there's,
the cuck thing is different because cuck's
are supposed to be weak and they want they want to be made to feel lesser
And I don't think that that's you. I think right wrong
But Adam did you or did you not suck the come out of her but hole just answer the question because that's really what we all want
I mean he was there for this while it was going down supposedly, but that I think that she what that he wasn't there
He makes it sound like he was well was there for this while it was going down supposedly, but that I think that she wasn't there.
He makes it sound like he was.
Well, he made it, yeah, didn't he just say
that he was fucking her throat?
Well, he was taking her, it sounded like
the devil's threesome to me.
Right, but he's not in this video
and listen to her talk about the day of.
This is her trying to just reassure him, okay.
I was there for a couple of hours
getting her makeup or whatever
and then I had to go and get Jason,
bring him in and we had to get photos. And we just start taking pictures and I had to go and get Jason, bring him in, and we had some photos,
and we just started taking pictures,
and I was like, stop, like, leave.
I have to take pictures on myself.
I cannot take pictures with you right now.
There was like so much guilt, even though I knew
that you had said yes, you'd given me your blessing.
The cameraman's like, it's not cheating.
He's just like trying to remind me.
He's like being my like, you know,
I had no girls with me to like just cheer me on
or anything he was being. Okay, so know, I had no girls with me until like just cheering on her and I think he was being okay
So I played that clip for one reason because all she talks about during this time before they bring this guy in
It's how nervous she was and how she felt like she would be cheating on him even though she's been doing this forever
She was in a relationship with him and doing this stuff before no, they're doing it with girls though
Yeah, this is different and also if she didn't want to do it then
Why did this happen?
What her to do this for some reason cuz she's like she wanted to I don't know but listen
I'm gonna bring it if my wife cheats on me
I wanted to be like yeah, and I'm really glad cuz that guy was fucking hot, you know
I don't want to be like I know I didn't want to and then I did like what the fuck
That's even worse.
I just don't understand what the dynamic that this guy is going for, because he brings
in, I think this is Justin Maine or whatever this guy's name is, he's the one who fucked
his wife.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I have a bunch of clips from this guy.
This is dybj-main.
J-main, okay.
So this is after they banged, they have him on plug talk.
And this is the first question he asks.
So Jason, give me a genuine review.
How was it?
You want like a number scale or just like...
Numbers sounds like it could be hurtful.
But if it's a high number, you're looking for.
100% 9 out of 10. Really? 9 out of 10. Who's the 10? but if it's a high number of years, look at four.
100% 9 out of 10. Really? 9 out of 10? Who's a 10?
Well, obviously her.
Oh.
What?
I know a grass, but a 10.
Math is not my struggles yet.
What?
Something that could possibly pop the next one.
Okay, yeah.
He's saying that she was the best he ever had,
but he has to leave room in case there is somebody better
So he can't write anybody it by the way the answer that question. What's a 10 my hand my hands amazing every time it gets me
Technically, it's a five
Okay, both my hands
Stephen math jokes over here no
I
Just found this clip like they had just posted. I'm not sure if this is the same guy. I don't if this is Jay main this is the guy who fucked her in the video. Okay. No, I don't know
But I don't know if this is Jay main the guy that I have
So then he goes on to ask this question. It's a little long car. Oh, okay, but it's a right answer
Okay, yeah, so a lot of people want to know I don't know just like
If I should feel
I don't know, just like, if I should feel diminished as a man as a result of this, like the Cuck narrative is very, very strong.
I just want to get your thoughts on that.
And if how people should think about that in the context of me being, you know, the silent
third party and all this.
Well, I don't know.
Like, if you look at it in a business aspect, then basically it was just a job, you know,
she's high up in her ranks,
I'm high up in my ranks,
us two together obviously would make the move
for some months or so.
So that's so much being a cook.
And you comfortable with it,
y'all communicated it prior.
Obviously she said y'all did.
So it's not really a cook situation.
It's more of like who people come in
and making an understanding, you know?
So if you cool with it,
then you know, it is what it is.
Me personally, I don't know if I have enough in me
to allow it, but everyone's different, everyone.
Hold on.
So he's trying to say that because,
because he was getting permission
to set a Cuck situation, that's what a Cuck does.
Yeah, exactly.
That's what he said to me.
He's got the cuckiest look on his face.
Get confident, stoop it.
And I love the way he's like, well, you know, me personally, he didn't ask you that.
You just followed to your that part.
Me personally, I would never allow this.
But I'm not a cookler.
That's hilarious.
That clip just blew my fucking mind.
But there's not that much of it because I had to pull from their YouTube clips.
So they just put out like little snippets.
Holy shit, this is ridiculous.
All right, can I give you a quick update here?
Sure.
Because as you mentioned, this is not only fans,
which is a little bit different for a podcast.
So they have a little thing on their YouTube channel
where they explain how you can support the show
on both Patreon and only fans.
And tell me this isn't just a tad bit confusing for me.
All right, guys, I just wanted to give you a little bit
of an update about the Patreon slash only fans for no jump births
If you want to watch the podcast in their entirety with no ads, that's all available on the Patreon.
Also, we do a weekly only fans girl interview, they get naked, they do all kinds of creative sexual stuff
You have to see me and Flaco and ADD and T-Ralph, whoever is co-hosting with me me if you want you can sign up on onlyfans.com slash no jumper instead of the patreon because sometimes if the girls get
truly nuts we have to post it on only fans instead of patreon it's basically exactly the same thing
alright it's basically exactly the same thing except for ourselves like only fans has the stuff
I want to sing yeah right yeah is that confusing if it's on patreon probably on only fans but there's
shit on only fans and we can't put on patreon obviously It's ridiculous. Okay, well I guess I'm signing up on only fans that I don't know what you're trying to say
I'm not signing up anywhere
Why do I want to see this fucking hepatitis C garbage bag looky dude?
Fuck anyone why would I want to see any of this well? It's funny because he goes there's some crazy shit
The girls do crazy shit and what they're showing it's a. There's a girl standing on a guy and she's naked.
And she's just standing on his back like, whoa, nuts.
He's just laid out there going, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz go back away is Lil Zan is sober now. He was pretty messed up for a while there. And,
um, well, I don't know, maybe drugs had a long term effect on our boy, Lil Zan, he
tries to spit this out, try to explain why he moved out of LA.
I think what would ultimately led to me having to leave was was probably financial
stability, if financial stability, definitely, I was going to a rough time definitely financial stable
But what do you think this guy's ethnicity is his ethnicity?
But it doesn't matter because he has a financial system but the fidelity
There's like a porky pig. There's miss Piggy
There's Vinnie there's a lot of like pig references going on today. I don't know
How that is all right. Can I take you through this adventure that is D.Y.B. J. Maine telling a story?
I would love you to okay. This is gonna be strapping kids
This guy has one of the funniest
trademark
Modos, he says it over and over again. He's wearing the t-shirt that says it. It's do-yo homework
This guy over and over again do-yo homework and it's great really there when two good guy killed man do-yo homework on
Hey, I need to be talking about this on this on this wool bro
Then I'm supposed to be talking about it.
So, what you're saying, like you're gonna look,
cause put it like this,
it's just certain things, long live,
the certain things that might just gotta know
what happened that day, bro.
When I'm shot, it's was five, bro.
My fuck, I'm pausing for a second
because I would need you to do is listen to what
my boy J. Main is saying here and make sense of it and explain it to me. But you seem like you're gonna
look because put it like this. It's just certain things, long live,
two, the certain things that my just got to know what what what happened that day, bro. Um,
There's got to know what what happened that day bro
When I'm shot Swiss five roll
Muffa cutter muffa cutter whoop bro, but the pipe that muffa could have
Confoto keep keep a man the store right here
Two got killed at the bus stop the store right here bro. Mm-hmm
For them in the store ready to
Foto ready you know, but the wolf, the wolf jammed.
It ain't even jammed.
It was a fluky wolf all together.
And that was the only wolf that was right there at the time.
So my fuck couldn't even really get busy bro.
Okay, all right.
What's going on?
Cressy or Pank attached it.
What do you think's happening here? Well it seems to me that there was a fella who I don't fucking know. Okay. Okay.
It was a fluky wupa. Yeah. I think what have it was someone he he knows was shot by
somebody else at a bus stop that was near a convenience store and everybody at the
convenience store was playing a pipe and then all
of a sudden they were whooping and nobody saw the guy get shots or nobody helped him and you're
close. I feel like for a second there you were zoning in on something and then just veered right off.
Okay, I think what he's saying is that nobody snitched at nobody called the cops from the story
even though they could have used the phone that was right there. Now, Adam's gonna try to get him to talk about this.
This is big news.
And yes, I think he is talking about our beloved Tuky,
is what we're discussing here as the chat is picked up on.
Adam is really trying his best to get an interview going here.
It's not gonna be easy.
Anything happen though?
You finally found something you don't want to talk about. That's that's too much for you to put out there on the internet.
Okay, you get straight. You lose good day, sir.
Okay.
Um, I mean, that's pretty top right there. He won't even acknowledge these big talk to you.
He's just whiten up his blood.
All right, I guess we'll move on then.
Okay, he's just sitting there waiting for Adam
to pick his wife back at probably.
Apparently there's this news source called trenches
and trenches ran a story that Jay Main once had four guns
taken from him in one day.
And so Adam's going gonna ask him about this
and watch Jayman's reaction.
Trentious news says that FYB Jayman got four guns took from him.
Yeah, that getting four guns took his crazy, bro.
Getting four guns took his crazy, bro.
Saying I got a carrot and casillo, bro.
And got four guns took from me, it's crazy, bro. Now, now you get all on
these major platforms. Tom about FYBJ. Man got full guns took from I said beat your mom fucking
ass when I catch you. There's no truth to it. Trench his news. Now, let me tell y'all a story about
when I got a gun took, bro. Okay. So this is great because he goes, what the fuck?
Who would even say such a thing?
So there's no truth to it.
All right, let me tell you the story.
Let me actually explain to you what happened.
And so we start going, now again,
I'm doing my best to decipher what's going on.
Okay, I feel like that woman from the movie Airplane.
I was thinking about that.
I just want to speak jive here and translate this more
because she, golly.
I don't know what's going on.
All right, so strap in.
It's story time, everybody.
Oh, one of the guys that I broke, right?
Peep this one of the guys that story time, one of the guys that what it's time to do.
Now we got to go slide, bro.
Do your homework on going to slide.
Now, nah, motherfuckin' got the pipe. What it's time to do now we gotta go slide bro. Do your homework on going to slide now
Nah, motherfucker got the pipe
Full guy the his pipe
Nah motherfucker finna go woo
My fuck all day the crib on some cool shit woope
Come on bro. What's that word?
Folks just die bug up bitch
My fuck is don't want to whoo, okay? You guys follow this. I don't know why my translation app is networking
Yeah, putting in Google translate. I will day long. What is he talking about? This is
Really hard to understand like I'm not completely shocked the only thing I got was like
Now you have to go on the slide, which means now you have to be sneaky.
That's it. I don't know what the fuck else he said. Basically, one of his guys got shot, and now they gotta go out and get revenge.
Okay, you did your homework.
Oh, I'm trying my best here for us everybody, so, wow. Let's see, as they try to make sense of this.
We all chill all chilling bro.
Now I wanted to gas.
Let me, let me see your whoop bro.
This one of the guys. So you're supposed to be able to trust him.
The guys bro.
You can't trust the guys bro. Not being able to trust the guys is crazy especially when they supposed to be yo-gas bro do your homework
Okay, so this is great because at a certain point and I'm realizes that nobody's following this at all
So he's gonna try to break it down
and explain to the listeners what's happening.
And J. Maynain haven't it.
This is hilarious.
I'm trying to break it all down
for the people out there that might be a little confused.
Especially when every now turns into a whoop,
because it's a little.
Ha ha ha ha.
Break this it down, yeah.
Okay.
Well, you guys went out on a revenge mission, right?
Mm-hmm. I went down with the story, but okay, no, you you keep going you keep going and then something but you think one of them wanted to take your pipe from you did that
Let me move
I will allow you to move
I didn't there it is
Oh, I know that I was like, oh god. Yeah, That's something my dad would have said in this scenario.
Okay.
So, what you have to realize that the word whoop means a lot of different things.
A lot of times it means gun.
Sometimes pipe means gun.
These are the things that I've tried to displace the smurf in this situation.
Yes, correct.
So, he's going to be smurfing with the smurfs.
And they got a smurf out this one smurf
who's been smurfing with the wrong smurf.
Now you found?
Okay.
So smurfing.
I love this guy as a storyteller
because now he's getting into it.
This is the action scene here.
And he's reliving it.
This guy needs to be cast in a movie.
You got two happy, bro.
Do you own homework on what he did next, bro?
Cut right. Do you own homework on what he did next bro come track do your homework on crack crack bro
not knowing it was a whoop right there
she'll fall out whoop now that's one up top
again do your homework on this bitch took
do your homework on Jay main reach it for that
bitch boy stop playing five do your homework on J. Main, reach it for that bitch.
Boy, stop playing, FAAH!
Do your homework on that bitch going out.
Do your homework on J. Main.
Well, you got me fucked up.
Go for the pipe again.
FAAH, FAAH!
Back your ass up, J. Main.
And there.
So this guy is trying to steal his piece.
And he's not having it.
Yes. Okay.
This is not good.
Now, this is the funniest part.
And then I'll tell you the eccentric conclusion.
Because he says, do your homework so often?
The finally Adam's just like,
should I have done my homework?
This is really fun.
He's got his nose in a book over there.
Yeah.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Are you re-enacting this?
Open the kill your way.
Do your homework on Jay-Man jumping out the hoop, bro.
Do your homework.
Um, I fucked up my body, bro.
Do your homework.
Do you got hit?
Do your homework, bro.
So rude.
I mean, did you ever tell the story before?
Is there actual homework I could do?
Or are you just saying that?
I'm giving you the homework, bro.
We're not supposed to do that.
We're not gonna need these moves, bro.
I'm giving you out untold, hood stories homework bro. We're not gonna only use whoops bro. I'm giving you out untold who the stories bro.
This is the end of this chapter.
You should be able to.
This is undocumented whoops bro.
These undocumented whoops bro.
Wow.
Wow.
So you're saying that you you did get a gun taken from me.
I just told you one in that scenario.
I just told you to not for it at the same time.
Was it faux guns that day?
You said there was just one.
I was high.
I used to do zanz bro.
All right.
So let's do what we've learned happening.
Let's know what we've learned here.
The guy brings up the trenches news is saying
that you had four guns taken for you in a one day
And he goes that's a bullshit right there those fucking assholes said that I should take them out
And they start telling the story about one of his boys stealing his gun
It was his whoop and then he got in the whoop and they jump out of the whoop and they hit him in the whoop
So that made sense and then they go okay
So it was just the one gun he goes oh, and this goes out of tell later that day
Another gun was taken from it by another guy. So it's like the stories at that crazy. I was on drugs
Yes, I'm fucking I know he goes he's so how many were taking he's like how would I know?
It was way out of it. Hi, man. I'm not the one I trial here
Yet, so this is insane. I don't know if I like the show or not, Vinnie. I was enjoying
this. I have to tell you, I love plug talk. Okay. I'm a fan of plug talk. Do you want to
see some clips from that show? Wee. Let's get back to that. Okay. So this is the show
where they talk to porn stars. I normally don't care about any of these people and anything
they have to say. But the clips that they've put out are salacious and interesting. And
so Adam 22 may have won the over with some of these.
Listen to this clip.
Tell me you don't want to hear more.
So how'd you get into the adult content?
And it's trash being an Instagram girl game.
Okay, well, when I was 16, I dated a star.
Yeah.
Wow.
It was your first boyfriend.
I'm getting. Yeah.
Well, he was like my first real boyfriend.
He was a bang rose like contract guy.
Okay. So she's dating a porn star at 16.
Can I just say, can we have that person arrested?
I mean, I don't know that he would want her talking about this, right?
I don't think so.
I would I would doubt that the bang roseos guy wants his ex girlfriend I might how
They were together when she was 16. I'm pretty sure that he does not car. Okay. All right. Let's see we could pop up part two here
I'd hate to be the fucking guy who dates her next
Holy shit could you a baton? Yeah, it's just like well. I was just gonna do it in the bed
But you want to you want to get on a bus or a mini van and okay?
And you need my buddies there to film it in the bed, but you want to get on a bus or a mini van and okay and you need
my buddies there to film it. Okay, I don't normally do that, but producer Chris, what do you
do with this afternoon? Apparently her. You just hold the camera, asshole. Put your pants
back on. Alright, clips too. And he didn't know how old you were? I lied to him. Oh my god.
I know.
And yeah, he was really easy to pull up.
He was really easy to pull.
And he didn't find out to like four or five months later until his company told him that
hey, you're messing with an underage girl.
Aren't you fascinated?
You know who's easy to fool?
Horny guys who want to fuck.
Are you legal age? Yes, great. So I need to know.
Freakin' unbelievable. I like Adam here. I think Adam's really getting the info that we need.
I think this relationship was too long. Like on and off like six, seven years.
Whoa. So he's stuck with you after he found out for like a while.
Oh yeah. Hello. Let's have some bum.
after he found out for like a while. Oh yeah, hello, like let's have some bum.
What?
This is a salacious tale.
Can I just tell you Vinnie looking at this girl?
Yeah.
Her fun bags are too fun.
It's that it looks like too much fun.
I think they've been funned out.
Yeah.
Yeah, I know.
All right.
You know, Carl, I pulled one more clip from that interview
for you because it features a fun fact about Florida
where you're going to live.
How they know how they figure out before him?
That's a whole lot. They're like, I'm sorry.
What?
Yeah, maybe I was keeping up from not working or something and they were trying to find out
he was dating, blah, blah, blah, blah.
But this guy never got caught or he's trouble-
Well, in Florida, if you're 16, and you have your parents consent, you can date his.
Yes!
Wow.
Oh, I mean, oh, what's that?
Yeah, I thought you liked to know that one.
Parents consent, huh?
All right, well, it's a sticky wicket, but.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
I'll see what we can do.
I also like this one because this is,
at times, his interviews have inside the actor's studio vibes.
Yep.
So here's one for you guys.
I always make it my main goal.
So make every guy feel like they're the only guy in the room
Well, she's doing gang bangs. That's always my number one
It's pretty high bar. That would be hard for me to feel like the only guy in the room when there's that many other guys
Because I was just watching this clip and it's like you like laid on your back
There's a guy behind you dick in your ass
There's two guys on top of you dick in the pussy and then there's another guy who's dick is like right here
And you are not only getting fucked in the ass and by of you dick and the pussy and then there's another guy's dick is like right here and
You are not only getting fucked in the ass and by two dicks and the pussy, but you are also like making sure that you are
Discock or not ignoring this cock even though there's so much going on down here
Okay, how do you not love to show that?
I went a lot behind the scenes stuff.
So I had to come over to the studio because my internet's out and pull some clips and
Vinnie was pulling some clips too and I walk out to the room where Vinnie's pulling clips
and he's laughing his ass off and I'm guessing that was the clip that you were pulling.
A lot of them, yeah.
Holy shit, that's fucking hilarious.
I really admire your work because not only do you have three penises in your lower region but you're also making that guy whose dick is in your mouth
feel like he's the only guy there. The caring really comes through. She's like thank you for noticing
that. Yeah I told you inside the actor studio. She's like you know my mom doesn't appreciate
the work that I do. Would I get together with her on Thanksgiving? She just thinks I'm a whore, but you, you recognize. She's just jealous.
And then the best part is after this, he gets to fuck her.
Oh, I don't know if I'd want to do that.
No, she looks like Morticia Adam.
Yeah, I mean, I'm, it's a funny story,
but I'm not turned on by it in any single way.
Right, but then you think about what the show is.
No wonder he's like saying such kind things to them.
Oh, of course.
You really are an artist of what you do. Now, are you ready for the second half of the
interview? Can you take your shirt off? Like that's pretty much what's happening here.
Oh, good for Adam. He's figured it out. He's figured life out, hasn't he? Yeah.
I don't hate Adam. I think Adam is a cuck. I definitely think Adam is a cuck. And this
is the last clip that I had time to pull. I wanted to pull it on. Okay. Oh, you know what?
I'm actually I'm going to get Adam Adams back right now. And I know this
is not my nature. But you know, we can call him a cuckoo we want because a BBC was in
his wife. But if he's banging hundreds of porn stars, I don't think that's Cuck behavior
at all. I have to say this guy's the alpha this one. Now I wouldn't let my wife fuck a guy.
That's weird. But other than that, I gotta give him a pass on this one.
Sure.
Well, listen to him talking to the same woman
about her thoughts on Monogamy.
This was another short that they pulled.
Wait, Monogamy, what?
What is this term?
It's just a joke.
It's not that.
Monogamy, what?
I had dated somebody for a little while.
I was a performer and he wasn't,
and I guess his solution to the problem
was just cheating on me all the time.
I realized after actually experiencing that,
that's completely not equal.
Going to set, and I mean,
since completely not the same thing,
is like a guy having even a one night stand
where the girl they'll never talk to you again.
Like it's so not the same thing.
But can your dude,
another girl off camera,
or is a whole deal just on camera?
I don't deal with just on camera,
but no, we don't both go off on our own.
And to me, that's almost hominogamy.
Almost monogamy.
Listen, I've been work all day.
What do you want from me?
I like though that basically as long as your boyfriend
would have set up a camera somewhere, it would have been fine.
Right, that's what she's saying.
I know Carl, I found that so weird that like, I feel like the wife brought her into explaining it to him.
Yeah.
Because the way he's acted online is like,
it's all just a joke, it's no big deal, it's no big deal.
But then we watch these videos and he's like,
say the guy, I'm not a cook, am I?
And she's sitting there just sharing him, he's not a cook.
I think he's got to be feel kind of bad about himself
after this.
Yeah, I would think so.
So, okay, let's say, so she's dating this guy,
she's a porn actress, he's just a regular dude. He's cheating on this. Yeah, I would think so. So, okay, let's say, so she's dating this guy, she's a porn actress, he's just a regular dude,
he's cheating on her.
Yeah.
And so that, she doesn't like that,
cause there's not a camera there filming it.
But what are these like, no, no,
but a bunch of people were watching through the window.
Would that be okay?
Maybe one of them had a camera, I don't know, possible.
Did they pay for a ticket?
Oh, interesting.
Well, I mean, because it's not business.
What's the last time you paid for porn, Vinny? He's paid for porn. I gotta be honest with you, interesting. Well, I mean because it's not that you paid for porn,
who's paid for porn. I gotta be honest with you, man. I don't think I've ever really paid for porn. I don't think I've ever bought like a magazine or anything like that and never bought DVDs or any of that shit.
And the internet's always been free.
Wow. So you started jerking off in 1997? Is that what you're telling me?
How is that possible? I gotta do a whole timeline now, I'm gonna get this out.
I'm trying to think, like when would I
I am bonic?
But nothing happened.
You found it in this way.
I found it in this way.
What was that Girl's Gone Wild?
You didn't get any of the Girl's Gone Wild DVDs
or anything like that?
No.
You didn't watch them or reverse to see the girl's
download from Napster with those around, dude.
You can just fucking download that shit. God damn it
I got ripped off again
All right, are we moving on from you paid for that shit? Yeah, do you want to borrow it? Jesus Christ
All right, well that was fun. That was a fun show to do now. It's time for our
Grinch of the week and this one comes in from Adam Thoreau
This is a show called Neanderthalk.
And I just want to set this up by saying,
the host is interviewing a 55 year old woman.
Keep that in mind.
I get in that kitchen.
And especially those times when I miss my mother the most.
And because my mother transitioned in 2013.
And I'll get in that kitchen.
I'll put on some of her favorite music.
Poor little cognac.
Hold on.
Transition to a male?
No, my mother transitioned.
She passed away.
OK.
And that's how it that means anymore.
I did not see that coming.
My mother transitioned. And'm doing dead person.
I'm doing dead person.
Who performed the surgery?
That's easy.
Holy shit.
Sounds pretty crazy.
All right.
I have with me today a song parody from my boy Mr. Magenta, but he's teaming up with
Tony Muscrat on this one. So that's already
exciting. And I guess their bomb the chance not is featured anymore since Stuttering John came back.
And so they wanted to do a song parody for Chad Zuma. Show him some love. Show him we're still
thinking about him over here on W ATP. So this is poor some failure on me.
So this is poor some failure on me.
From Mr. Pajeta featuring Tony clap because he doesn't have an act.
Walmart and K-Marty's trailer trash.
Please clap.
Please clap.
Knows that he's a hack, so he bought some silly hats.
Where's then the snipe stream better podcast messing with John
because he wants it on the phone.
What he starts making threats, He's so damn dumb shark
Come shark
Still some teeth
And blended up
And truck the full moon
for noon. Remember truck?
Awesome failure on me.
In the name of loves,
Awesome failure on me.
Chad fucking sucks.
Awesome failure on me.
Yeah, Chad's a cook.
He's dumb and always be.
A bad guy with club feet. Yeah
Very well done
Those guys are going for a run with the tag titles holy shit. That was great
Yes, that is a tag team for the ages. I have another one coming up later
I'll just tease that because there's another duo that got together
Do a song parody this fan fucking classic but first
This segment I've been trying to get to
for the last two episodes,
I'm like, I better do this right away.
Or else we'll never get to it.
OP is doing his little stream that he does,
and he starts off talking about
he's been in communications with a media company
and they have an offer out to him, Vinny.
Really?
Yeah, this is exciting.
And OP hasn't been employed in a very long time.
Maybe a company.
A media company.
That could be a lot of things.
Right, I'm guessing that they're,
well, he describes it.
I think you're describing it in this clip.
So let me just play it and then we'll talk about what he said.
That would a media company that's,
they got their, I could say,
they got their feed in regular radio
and they got their feed in new media.
I'll say it that way.
And we're talking.
And they, they check out the live streams.
They really like what I'm doing.
They think it's unique and different.
Okay.
And they also have noticed I've pumped it up lately.
And I'm like, all right, cool, man.
And then next thing you know, they're like, so anyway, we want to put you in a studio downtown.
And we want to get you a co-host at a comedian.
I'm like, wait, you basically want the OBEAT Anthony
show with new cast members. I'm like, I'm, no, if you could figure out what this is,
and allow me to still do it from the beach or my apartment 500 feet above New York City,
and then maybe go into a studio here and there, sure. So what OBEAT just described doesn't make any
fucking sense. He goes goes these guys are watching me
They like what I'm doing. They like that. I'm just out on the beach or I'm up in my apartment
And I'm just kind of winging it with the chat
So what they offered me was to do the exact show I did when I was popular
Well, I guess they don't really like what you're doing that. Oh be it sounds like that's not the case at all
Doesn't make it like they wanted you to come in and do a traditional radio style show and that's out for you
They love what I'm doing and so they want me to do the opposite when I work for them something entertaining
Right, okay, oh, I don't know if you realize that doesn't make any sense. I'm sure they're saying that to you
They're lying. We're just trying to get a name on there. That's very odd radio stage always has to save 500 feet above New York City
Oh, yeah, he's got a bunch. Okay, we got it. Yeah.
All right.
Now, chance is something here that I should mention,
if you're listening to this,
Chad is on the show with OP.
So Chad says something here because OP after Anthony
and Jim Norton was doing a show with Vic Henley
and Carl Ruiz.
They transitioned.
They transitioned as we know, unfortunately,
they both passed on.
And so I don't know why Chad brings this up.
I'll praise you as that, by the way, the Carl and Vic thing, not to go down that road, but I mean, it's just that's as insane. They're no longer with us.
I have. I've never said this, and I don't think I could, I probably shouldn't say the name.
So those guys die within six months of each other.
Someone that was close to me, okay? Told me that he basically said we can't be
friends anymore because it was freaking them out too much.
Who? Carl or Vic?
No, that these two guys died. There was another person, it's not Sharad because some
people are gonna go there. It's definitely Sharad. I'm gonna go out
record and say that's definitely Sharad. So, O go there. It's definitely Sharad. I'm gonna go out record is saying that's definitely Sharad.
So Opie just said after the two co-hosts the other guy was Sharad.
After those two guys died a guy reached out to him and it was close to him and said
I don't want to be a friend anymore because you seem to be the person of death.
He's like Opie the Santaria appears to be working.
Yeah I gotta get out of here. Right and Opie goes yeah there's a guy doesn't want to be my friend anymore.
Not Sharad.
Oh, that's good enough.
Bad.
Definitely Sharad.
Cause he has not been on your show since that.
It used to be a regular.
Yeah.
So definitely that's who it was.
I think that was very telling.
Good deflection, OP.
Yeah.
And by the way, if you guys have figured this out at home,
it's not what you're thinking.
It is.
No, it is.
No, we figured it out.
Sorry about that.
Now, because those were OP's best friends,
Vic and Carl. He asked Chad who his best friends are.
And this is very telling Cheeto.
Yeah.
Jack.
Yeah, no, this is very telling right here.
Who are your two best friends day to day?
I'm not talking like your oldest friends,
or maybe even your closest friends,
the two guys that you hang out
with on a regular basis. Well, I mean, I mean, I got to throw Jim
Florentine in the mix. The big brother I never had. I mean, I talked to, um, and my buddy,
uh, from college, rock, I call his name's rock. He's just a normal electrician guy.
Alright, a couple of things going on here. First off, he goes, my buddy, rock. He's just a normal electrician guy. All right, a couple things going on here first off
He goes my buddy rock. He's not even in show business neither are you Chad?
I'm gonna be going. He's just a normal. He's a civilian this guy. He's not rich and famous like us. Yeah
Okay, now this is sad because OP even says day-to-day your best friends and Chad has said many times
I don't tell anyone about about my personal life. I have friends. I go out I do stuff and a lot going on and then who are your two best friends a And Chad has said many times, I don't tell anyone about my personal life, I have friends, I go out, I do stuff, I've a lot going on, and then who are your two best
friends? A guy I went to college with, which was 20 something years ago. And Jim Forentine
who doesn't live anywhere near Chad. Jim Forentine lives in New Jersey, Chad's in Florida.
They don't see each other very often at all. Jim recently was talking about that,
I was just like, well, you know, if I'm in Florida, then I'll let Chad feature for me,
but I don't really, I'm not performing there very often.
I don't see him very much.
I know they talk on the phone every day for an hour.
Jim also said it was not true.
Right.
But how sad is that?
I'm not sure the other guy exists.
Rock?
I call it rock.
And we as a imaginary, but I call rock.
Way to be like kind of kind of sad.
It's just a guy and not in show business and electrician probably in the union probably has a nice house in a family.
That's a weird person to meet in college in electrician.
I guess it's possible.
You know what I mean?
What did they meet in the like con college?
And both of the fucking drunk tank together.
I think it was the guy who was working on his door.
He's he'd be friending him 20 years old.
It's so fucking insane.
You had Stuttering John on your livestream recently, right?
Yeah.
And you guys got along, right?
Yes.
What was the craziest thing he said on your livestream that day?
I mean, I gotta go, it's, I mean.
There's a list.
I'm actually doing a livestream with him today at one on his show. Okay.
He insisted that I would go on a show. Right. This is first guess. I'm like, okay. I was like, do a couple and a half me on. He's like, no, you have to be the first guess. I'm like, all right. So we'll see what happens at one o'clock today on his channel. I don't know. I have.
We'll see what happens at one o'clock today on his channel. I don't know.
He's already said we're going live four times and he's canceled it, so it might not happen.
I don't know.
OP says, what's the craziest thing starting John's done?
Now that's a lame question, but Chad, you have to have an answer to that.
That's part of being in this world is when someone asked you question, how about the
fact that he's going to beat up all of Uncle Rico in a boxing ring?
We've seen what John looks like.
The photos of him in the bagel shop have leaked. He looks like he just got out a boxing ring. We've seen what John looks like. The photos of him in the bagel shop
Yeah, have leaked. He looks like he just got out of the ring
Yeah, he already did 12 rounds that he's got to beat up three more people great
I'd that would be one of the things I'd be like well that was a pretty crazy thing that he said
But Chad doesn't remember that I guess oh well
Opie says something that is insane because Opie's a retard. The stirring John thing absolutely interesting me so I checked him out in your show and him yelling
and screaming on other shows and the guy is held is old. Yeah, a lot of haters out there,
but the guy held his own and spoke the truth about a lot of people out there.
If you say so. What is he talking about? Stuttering John held his own on these shows. I think we should all just keep telling John that he's doing a good job
Okay, maybe open up. He does have the right strategy here. This is exactly what John needs is the confidence to keep doing exactly
What he's doing you're speaking your truth John keep it up. That's all John needs to hear. That's true. All right. I was only my own
Open those it up on all John needs to hear. That's true. All right. I was only my own. Opinos. Opinos. Watch out. Easily distracted. Opias. It's really shocking to me that he's an adult
who's been an entertainment industry for as long as he has been. I go stuttering. I've had
story John on this a bunch, you know, when it wasn't hot to
have him on. And then the other day, I think it was last Friday, I do this, oh, there's
a buddy rabbit down there, Chad. Hi, buddy rabbit.
Just do it in impression of himself. It's insane. What a tall man talks like that.
No wonder he doesn't want to go back into a studio.
He's got bunny rams running around.
You know what that reminds me of.
We've talked about it many times on here,
but when the ice it tells me four,
producer Chris is in the band.
The ice tells her on Brother Weez' show,
and he used to do his show on the first floor on Main Street,
and it was all windows.
And Brother Weezer just gets distracted
by people walking by.
We were on there, he's talking to the gas,
or whatever, and he just goes,
whoa, look at that guy's hat.
You're like, all right, you don't need
any more distractions here.
Dude, back then we should have all just driven past that
every day, just walked by with silly hats around 11.
Just derailed the whole thing.
We should have gotten ski masks to walk by naked
with just the ski mask on.
See what Weez did with that. You're right, though. Vity, I don't know why I didn't think
of that. I'm like, Oh, this is an opportunity to fuck with we that why I didn't think of
that. Yeah, we could have just literally done the the Nick G bit and just write Nick.
I just want by you mean my buddy Nicholas. Gur that's the guy. Dude, people are still trying
to get John with that. He's wise to it now guys, you can stop doing that.
Just on the show yesterday, they're like,
are you doing Nick G's show tonight?
And John's like, no, I'm not doing Nick's show.
I mean, come on.
Yeah, well, we'll have to come up with some others
to get this.
Yes, for sure.
Oh my God, I talked about it the other day.
And who are these socials?
The funniest one was a lawyer's guns and money,
put a super chat on that said
Jenna just came out to her family as gay and she's been shunned
Will you please say that you support genocide in this?
They wanted to say I support genocide
I think that's clever that is that is pretty good
Crops that's not bad.
Okay.
So, as we know, Kevin Brennan, KB, spent $3,000
he gets to the doughnut on his show.
Unbelievable.
And that was a big deal,
because that was the first time John was back.
Now, John's price has gone down since that,
because he's oversaturated the markets.
Pile hot.
Hands of screen.
And the microphone.
So a lot of saturates.
You gotta ring that thing out. Like you do, centralized I just yanked my earbuds out of my head.
I forget that. Okay. So then Chad paid him, I think $1,300 in total for the two shows
they did together on Chad's stream. And now Opie is going to tell us what the price
was to get John on his show. But anyway, so Stuttering John, I was going to have him on this thing last Friday.
I do kind of a beer show from time to time.
Sure.
And he goes, I go, I go, I go, I, and because you know, people were paying him to be on their
live streams ago, I go, I go, I go, Stuttering John, I'll give you, you know, I'll give you
that six pack and come on my live stream
And he wrote back to me. All right. Could you bend moment 20 dollars?
It went from three thousand to
1300 to 20 dollars in the course of a week
Yeah, and that OP turns into the console radio guys like why thought you'd pay me for the air time?
So I could get it out there John
Holy shit, it didn't happen. So I think OP was laughing at him, which is great
Transpriced out 20 bucks every one
It's your one drink all right now. OP starts talking about me and he starts to get real cocky about my buddy Kevin Brennan here
There's so much going on there, and it's like, I don't pick sides because,
especially with you,
because you can change.
That's what I'm saying.
I could go all in,
I also hate that guy.
And next thing you know,
I turn on your livestream and you're talking
to the guy you were hating.
I mean, yes and no.
You've got balls.
And then I got Kevin Brunner.
And he sends me the link every day.
And he was cocky on his Twitter.
He's like, sir, don't be the link.
I'm like, you don't send me the link.
I send you the link.
What are you talking about?
I was watching a...
He's like sitting on a throne like,
okay, send him a link.
KB addressed this.
He goes, it's not 2004 anymore, OP.
I sell tickets.
Yeah, KB's not with tickets.
Now KB's got a big audience over there.
He sent me a link the other day on Thursday,
and I hopped out with them.
I like talking with KB and Bob and the gang over there.
Not so much Ray DeVito, I had a time to shut up
a few times, but I like talking to the other guys
But it's just so funny that OP thinks that he's still OP in Anthony's just not
Dude OP you literally talked to and no offense to Tookie and the potato
But I was watching the other day. He had Jake Hudson
Tookie corn diff
Cardiff I think this is Yeah, no, no, come and bring it to you, the link.
So that's how this is working at this point.
I can't wait for his next show with his new co-host,
Bunny and Doggy.
Can't get the bunny to sit still.
Come back, your bunny.
Yeah, why didn't that media come to you?
I'll send you a link.
I'll send you a link.
Yeah, I can't believe it.
Go figure.
So now OP is, so he was just talking about me
because Chad and I were on a show this past Sunday night
where Uncle Rico together, and I guess OP tuned into that.
I was just like, what the fuck, Chad and Karar?
And Anthony is out of here.
He must have been losing his mind.
Now, OP is going to school me on how to be successful
and how to build an audience.
So that's good to know.
Oh my God, I've heard this fucking take from a 90 times.
You should see the private messages I have with this fucking guy telling me that the only way
to do anything is do some original content from a guy who, ah, okay, I'm just gonna shut
the fuck up.
Where you and OP are, are, are, damning?
I've dammed with OP and it's the, I guarantee you it's gonna be the same thing you were about to hear. I guarantee you and my head wants to blow up. Oh, right.
Because I try to tell these guys that if you're if your whole show is to basically do a
joctober, which we did back in the day, I mean, it's obvious where all this came from. I mean,
you can't deny that, right? Um, are you going to deny that? No, I mean, they can't deny that, right? Are you gonna deny that?
No, I mean, they stole Jacktober and Ranwin.
And if that's all you're doing with your show,
how are you gonna build an audience in the end?
I agree.
I mean, the one thing I did learn is nobody knows what the fuck they're doing.
They think they do, but nobody has the answers.
Nobody really knows what's going on.
And, you know, I'm proving OP Rog on a daily basis over here.
You can't just take that format and build an audience.
Too late. It's built.
That's built. Here we are. Go figure.
And I love that OP's mad at me for stealing Jack topper.
Meanwhile, it was a dormant bit.
No one was doing it.
Hope he wasn't doing it anymore.
He should have been.
He should have been keeping it going when he wasn't,
because he didn't do any of the work for that.
Say it Robert's dead.
So I'll be willing to be able to do this
if he wanted to.
I think that when you comes down to all of it,
he's upset that he didn't think of doing it.
Yes, and that's what's really bothering him.
Yeah, I really think deep down there's part of that too because he seems stuck on just to a jacktober. Right. And so, all right.
So this is him going on about that. And I'll address this. It's like, what else do you
have? Yeah. Because you don't have anything else. If that's all you have, you're never
going to build an audience. Yeah. So I obviously have two other podcasts. We have the creep
off my buddy, Betty Paulino.
We do her on these socials with Blind Mike Geary.
This show is evolved into a lot of different segments
and things that we do out here.
And Opie's aware of that.
There was a time when Opie pretended he didn't know I was
and didn't know anything about it.
He's wildly aware of everything that we're doing now.
So the fact they sit there and go on,
I mean, that's all they do is just rip off Jack Tober.
I love when people say that.
That's all you can do is just rip off other people's things.
Like, well, if you actually listen to the show, yeah, it's quite a bit going on over
here.
And not to wash your balls, but you're naturally funny.
I don't find OP funny in the least.
No, he's terrible.
Yeah.
That's why he doesn't go on MLC.
OP's seen me on MLC.
He's like, what else do this guy have?
Well, you've seen me on MLC.
He's seen me mix it up with Stuttering John.
OP does it go on there because he knows he's got nothing.
He's got nothing.
He's got nothing to talk about.
What were they talking about?
So he used to be successful, right?
I hope he would, what's going on now?
Hi, Doggie.
Yeah, I just watched my fake account get smaller
and smaller out of daily fences.
That's what I'm up to.
Fun.
My thing with him is, like I'll say to him,
hey man, you know, Cardiff and Vailman suffer at a surfing.
He keeps saying he's gonna do suffer at a surfing.
Now he's said by the way, up points out he's more interested in doing yo. I remember the 90s
He said it on his stream the other day and I'm just like motherfucker. Okay, okay, dude, but like
It all goes back to no matter what I say
To him they're just ripping off jacobar and I'll, but listen man, I do three shows. None of them are
Jacktober. Carl has one show that's
part of it. I do all sorts of
different things. I got creeps. I got
fucking subreddits. I got interviews
with communities. I do all this stuff,
but he cannot get past that you do
Jacktober. Well, not only do I do
Jacktober, which I've readily
admitted many, many times. I have no
problem with that. I thought I was a brilliant bit and I was happy to take it on with podcasts.
But apparently I'm also terrible at it.
And we don't have to, I don't want to talk about
Carl from Rochester or Steel Toe every day of my life. I don't care. I really don't.
I gotta be honest, I avoid those guys, but I'm taking a, I'm taking a peek
at both of them. They're terrible at this. Really bad. They're absolutely terrible at this.
Yeah. We would have squashed them. It would have taken one day if they were competing with
us on, you know, back in the day with the big radio shows. We would have squashed them
like, they're really bad at this.
Hopefully he's talking about Aaron from Celta,
not me.
Opie, if that's the case, do it now!
If you could squash me like a bug,
then just do it.
This proves he needs Ant and Jim to fight his battles for him
because he's got nothing.
This video had less than 2,000 views
and the channel has 141,000 subscribers.
So the fact that Opie's going on here
and saying that I'm terrible at what I do
and he squashed me like a bug.
And that's the only thing about Opie,
this is why he sucks at this.
Cause he makes these blanket statements like that
but doesn't back it up with anything.
Give me an example.
Why am I bad at this?
Give me an example, why I suck at this?
Cause I had to use Vinny Studio and this place blows.
Is that why? I'll fuck you right now.
Yeah, Carl, no matter what it is, he just hates you.
He hates the fact that you goofed on him.
He hates the fact that you did what he did better
and turned it into something on a format
that he doesn't even understand.
And he's angry at the fucking world, I think.
And he's just going about it all the wrong way
cause it's so transparent, it's so obvious.
When he says things like, and Carl,
he's an even good at it, and he can't even build an audience.
It's stuttering John level.
Right, Opie is stuttering John level fighting back right now.
Although I would tune in if he started,
yo, I remember a success.
That'd be awesome.
Maybe, yo, I remember success.
Yeah.
The 90s, when I was, when I had a job, I remember success. Yeah. The 90s when I was when I had a job, I remember that.
I said, to go to work every day, it was crazy.
It's like, no, I remember success.
That's perfect.
Surrounded by funny people.
All right.
Now here, Cardiff comes in with a super chat,
asking Chad about doxing him.
That's not good.
I know you're distracted by this.
So where are we at with Cardiff?
He's just, he's another guy. He's just like the crab in the bucket
It's just I don't understand what he's doing. It's just like you got a high profile job
And I just like what why are you doing this? You want to you want to it's really up to you
You want to play rodeo and put him off for five minutes and see now
Sentoni the link. He's he's nothing.'s just like, I don't have the link for Tony.
I thought you were going to send it to Tony.
He wouldn't even talk to Cardiff.
He wouldn't even face Cardiff.
What's up?
Opie just telling him what balls he has
for jumping on there and talking with people.
Yeah.
He was a Doc's Cardiff.
He's been posting photos of who he says his Cardiff.
Lately, I think on Twitter or Instagram or something.
He's willing to do that, but he won't just talk to the guy and hash it out.
He's got this big problem with Cardiff and I don't know why he's doing this.
He's got a high profile job and that's like, Chad doesn't understand that at all.
Like, you have a job?
Yeah, let me explain how this works, Chad.
Well, is he stealing from the government or does he have a job?
I know.
That's what I thought he was on disability or something.
I thought that was his first story, Ed.
Oh, Chad's story's changed.
So OP goes on, this is funny too,
because OP goes on to explain that Cardiff
is actually very talented.
OP thinks he should do the show without the potato filter.
Yeah.
Don't do that.
No, no, no, no.
But I love that OP's like, no,
I talked to Cardiff all the time, it's on the show,
he's great.
He's actually really good at what he does.
And of course, you know, Chad is not having that.
So Chad explains his problem with Cardiff
and see if you can make sense of this one.
But no, I think Cardiff is talented,
Pesta, Pesta, the attacking that goes on in this crazy world.
I just don't understand like, what is he getting out of this?
Like, what's his intention?
Like, considering what he can lose,
like I just don't get it.
Well, as he said, I think crazy where Woodhurt is job.
I mean, I don't know what I mean, I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't like it.
I know you're good with that,
but it's not my thing.
Chad's got nothing.
He was, I don't understand why Kar is doing this.
He's got so much to lose.
Like what is he doing that would make him lose his stuff?
And Chad's like, I don't know. I just want to doxin
associating with me. Yeah, I'm just I'm just putting in ruining his life. What's the problem there?
Kurt does nothing. He's harmless. I mean cute. He is I mean when he's doing the SJ RV stuff and threatening to fight us in Chicago
I mean, there's body. Yeah, but that would be a thing you just like I just starting my life on it's not he's just being silly
That was just being a goose. Yeah.
A goose.
So I don't know who's saying, you know,
OP is just like, no, you don't understand.
Cardiff is a good guy.
He's funny.
He's funny.
Wow Cleveland, okay, I'm sorry.
I got distracted by Ross Dog's broken spirit
given 599.
Ops, there are arm Chad with a can of oil.
He will feel emboldened to face Cardiff.
There it is. Let's face Cardiff today, Chad. Yeah. Let's let's let's let's rock this thing.
He's trying to get attention. He wants to get on your radar. Let's just get about it. We give him a quick five minutes. I will not do anything you don't want to do. Because I mean, it's just why. You're like, you're better than that.
You did it.
You should be in the radio hall of England
talking to a guy from Niagara Falls with a filter on.
That's why I thought.
Wow.
Wow, he's just sucking his dick so he doesn't bring him in
because you know what's gonna happen
when Cardiff gets in there.
Yeah.
Cardiff's gonna go, hey Chad, why are you posting pictures
of who you think is me on the internet? Right. Hey Chad, why are you posting pictures of who you think is me on the internet?
Right. Hi Chad. Why are you constantly threatening this information? Why are you constantly starting a problem with me?
And Chad doesn't have an answer for that and he's being a pussy right here. Chad is being a bitch right here.
Hey, Opie's like, come on man, let's just bring him out for five minutes. Let's see what he has to say. No.
No. I don't want to talk, Jim. I want that do the potato. Also, by the way, you're great. I mean, Opie's very easily manipulated. So I said why
he did that. And let me point out. So now you see Tony Mauser's on the show. They bring
in Chad's buddy Tony and Tony sucks. He brings the show to a halt, a screeching hull because
he's in love with Opie. And all he he does is tell OP how great he is and how much
you look up to him and how much he admired him 20 mazers at zero that dude's got stooge face. Oh
he's got nothing going on. So now Cardiff comes in to the super chat to let Chad know what a pussy
is. Tookie follows up. This is great. Yeah. All right, just I got a I got a throw it all at you there Chad cardiff electric another
270 not what is a 279? What is that is that some kind of a Canadian exchange?
Yes, yeah, he worked he lives in
Sick bird now
Yeah, sick burn. Yeah. Yeah. God, he got me, man. This guy's good. He's so good. You can recover from that one there. Yeah. This, my day's ruined. It's Friday, July 7. It's over.
Now, all the vegetables are coming in, man. Show your bank statement. I will show our faces.
Like that. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah
Um, you get a wood what skin are there Chad Zumaak. What's that you get under people's skin
Good good basically Chad was saying before that he goes I don't have to talk to you let him show their faces
There are not him as people on the internet. So Tuki comes and is like, okay. We'll show us your bank statement
I don't be happy to to come on with you
Chad's just got nothing.
You so afraid of these people, it's bizarre.
It's bizarre behavior for a guy.
He used to be in radio and he talks about how he used to fight everyone in Cleveland.
Rover was going after him and he could handle all of it and Maxwell didn't have a problem.
And now it's just like, okay, a potato and Niagara Falls was taught to you.
No, can't do it.
And he should have just learned a very valuable lesson about when you unite and have fun with it.
Right.
It could happen again.
Who knows?
What the fuck?
Good point.
Now we're gonna find out who's the biggest asshole, because Chad has a lot of enemies.
Can I vote?
No.
I'm sorry.
No.
I want to see where I'm on the list.
Not with you, Vitty.
I know where I'm on the list with you.
I want to see where I'm on the list with the Z-man. Tony, you know Kevin, Brian, and what do you
think? You're watching from an outside perspective. This whole thing is a soap opera.
And you know, seeing this for basically the beginning and all the who are these
podcasts. Now, Chad, who would you rank the now I'm going to ask you a question?
Where would you rank the biggest piece of shit in your mind right now as of today, as of
whatever July 7th?
Is Bob Levy at the top of the list?
Is Julie?
Is Carl?
Is Cardiff?
Like, who's the top of the list?
And who are you more possible to get along with in the next couple of days, weeks?
Who knows?
Take it, Opie.
Tony's mine.
I found my new co-host.
These are brilliant questions there, Chad.
These are brilliant questions.
I know it's a pain in the Tony,
but I'm gonna double it.
Pretty on the media company.
You'll notice that Opie was like, holy shit.
This guy's got it.
This kid's got it.
And the reason why is because the previous 20 minutes
I did not clip was Tony telling Opie, how amazing he is.
So it's very easy to manipulate OP
I have to do is praise him and back I can't believe how good you are radio what OP should say when he hears that is you fucking with me
You know what I mean if someone's like girl you play guitar really well Mike you fucking with me
What's your angle boy? What do you have to over there? Did I ever tell you how handsome you look today, Carl? You fucking with me?
Yeah.
You're fucking with me, aren't you?
Let's see what happens.
Who's the biggest A-hole?
He lists off a couple of people,
and then I think Tony or maybe OP brings it back.
Cause we gotta complete the list.
We gotta get the top five here.
Chad, I wanna ask something,
cause you mentioned Bob Levy is number one
and then you said steel tone number two, but I want to know who's three through five in
your podcast.
Jesus.
I mean, it's all like, like, Geno's there.
I mean, he's garbage.
Who me?
Who me?
Oh, can whom me?
Of course.
Yeah.
He's a Christy mayor.
Is a Patrick Melton?
Yeah, he's there.
He's there. It's just, it's just, like, you're trying to pick
your least favorite kid. It's so hard.
Guys, I didn't make the list.
How do you go about that?
I love it. It's amazing.
You exist in this weird place.
I do. You really do.
Because the greatest thing you ever did was come up
with the don't interfere rule.
Right. You know, you're not actively starting problems.
These fucking people are just fucking yelling and screaming at each other on the internet
all day.
Well, it'd be great if they were, but chance actually trying to dox people,
mountains trying to get Aaron arrested in Minnesota.
I think there's, there's people are just like fucking with people in real life.
And it's a weird way to go about your day
It's not funny. It's entertaining. Look at what I did. I got this guy arrested
We you got to start making calls to the cops down there to make this list next year. Okay. I work out that
Oh, that's right. Yeah, I wonder where John is on the list now because John called the Tampa Police Department and the FBI on Chad
Because of a tweet hello female body its
Spectrums John department and the FBI on Chad because of a tweet. Hello female body. It's it's just you have the right numbers. Okay, this is the last clip I have from
this Chad admitting that he stole content because it's working for you. So now
well today at three o'clock, I'll be sniping blah blah show. And then yeah,
well, I'm gonna snipe you sniping that show. Oh, yeah, well watch what I do. And then the screen is like a mirror like
Crazy it is dirty. I'm not gonna lie. It's a dirty tactic. I don't agree with it
Even though I'm I benefited financially from it. I I don't think it's the right thing to do because you're literally just taking someone
Also's content, but it's working and I think it's funny and it got under Kevin's skin so I want
Chad's always winning. It's working. I got under Kevin's skin. So I won you won what fucking
Biolottery ticket Chad great job, but I love that he admits that that's stealing yeah
That's taking somebody else's material and just putting it on your stream
That's all that is that. I'm not a fan of
sniping. I don't understand that at all, but that's what these guys are into. Okay, I
have another amazing song for us today. It's going to lead us into our next segment.
Tony Muskrat put together this song and he teamed up with a very special guest that you'll hear in here. This is for Stuttering John 99 Silver Bullets. You and I are my new podcast and I borrow your channel for super chats
On a case at the break of dawn and one by one they disappear
John came back and grew out his hair Did you hear howard wanted him for the Jackie chair?
Don't make fun of his kids cause that's not fair. It's 99.
Silver Bullets go by.
Bye-bye! 99!
Canza Cours' car-o-lizm Metro Guy
Who's on me incessantly
When a feed is cat going holly runs
Had a booger hanging from his nose
Did you know John always bites you pairs of clothes?
Here's for free, act the tonight show
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Julie and the god, Paul Shuley!
Julie and the god, guy fall, Julie!
Julie, Ellis, Ellis, Nevada!
Julie, Ellis, Nevada!
Are you speaking Spanish?
I'm saying...
I will get off my practice day.
Maybe you can't speak Hebrew.
Maybe you can't speak Hebrew.
Wow!
Tony Muskraton, Tuky! Holy shit, I had only heard the German version of that. I had no idea. Yeah, that's rockin
Go figure someone said that's the new German national anthem holy shit. Yeah, I agree
Not angry enough play before every soccer game. All right, so that leads us into Oh. hours long by himself. Amazing. It's so much content and so what I pulled from is
yesterday's show. I hopped in my car, I was driving home and I went, you know what?
Let me stop listening to No Agenda show I actually enjoy. Let me see what's going on.
What's going on? He's probably live streaming right now. Lo and behold he was and he was
talking about me and he was doing his new car ruin pression that he does and all
of the fun stuff that he does and I
As soon as I got home, I'm like, well, I'm gonna have to record this because this is fan fucking tastic
All right, there's a lot going on here. I might pause it a few times, but let's see what he's saying.
But Kev
See, he has the problem
You just wrote that
to me
I should point out Kevin Brennan called John
over the top of food.
When he was explaining that we're the odd couple,
he's like, you know, you got curls, like organized,
and then you got John's just like
an over the top of food.
And so John thought that him and KB were friends together
and he said that, and I'm all see, he's just like,
Jesus, he's trashin' me.
So that's what he's addressing at the beginning here.
And I'll also point out that Bacon and Eggs
has a super chin up for five bucks
that John leaves up this entire time.
This says, you are nothing more than a court jester.
Also, your kids top 10 piazzas.
Oh, Jesus.
Yeah, I know.
It's not gonna go well.
What would you describe this look that he's sporting today?
Just sprayed by hose.
Huh?
He looks like they just dropped him off in a halfway house.
Alright, walk through a sprinkler.
Alright.
But, Cap, see, here's the problem.
What's the problem?
You just wrote that to me.
It was a compliment, okay?
Fair enough.
Fair enough.
But I'm going to go on your show again today in Trashmiggin.
And you're going to have that fucking hamburger go on in Tresming
Chad I hate the way he says my name John
John John and oh wait, hold on
This guy has the audacity to make fun of how I drink beer he goes there look hey, John
I don't drink beer like a dummy like you I'd sip it
Yeah, do it again
And even Kevin was like oh shit I
Never even realized it yes because of a comedian I'm an observational comic
comedian. I'm an observational comic. You can't pay this guy a compliment. You just cannot pay this guy a compliment. Well, no, it should pay him at all. No, fuck. He
goes fucking nuts. Kevin, Kevin said I'm the, I'm a CEO's company on Thursday because
I popped out there. John was down there for a little bit and I popped down there after
that. And yeah, Kevin was just going, going yeah we never even noticed the carls like a piazza the way he drinks
his beer till John pointed out now John's like that's right everybody I'm gonna took down
the hamburger with my joke this is new bit this this gets crazy right here.
Astero chose who's the writer on stern have who I got him the job ask him.
He said whatever people would come on the tonight's show.
Just in the hallway, pages, writers, he would see them.
This is what I, he would just see. So I'm like a terminator.
Ask him. There are Jones. He'll tell you.
I look down at their shoes and work my way up.
And I'm ready to have five jokes.
Or if they come after me,
boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. He's so delusional.
You shoes suck, you pants suck, you belt sucks.
Yeah, if he's wearing the suit that you wore DC,
then yeah, I can see five jokes.
He's so fucking delusional.
They call him the Terminator
because he never stops annoying people.
No, cause he keep coming back.
But God damn it, John's back again.
All right, so John's explaining how witty he is and how good he is at roast comedy.
And he can just rip on anyone.
I get him.
I'm preparing already for any altercation.
Now the juice pay can't do that.
I can't.
You know, no backpack. Boom running away. All right, so he's talking about shealy
He's still talking about this interview. We tried to do a shuli in a hotel lobby where John was obviously very drunk
I still want answers about that shock. Yeah, I want to know about jumping the shark
So John is explaining how funny he is
because he made fun of him for A having a backpack
and B walking away.
Both great jokes, good stuff.
Very observation.
Oh, of you.
I mean, it's just quick.
In my head, it's so quick.
And I know, there's a joke there, there's a joke there.
Yeah.
But, you know, so yes, I noticed that hamburger is sipping his beer while he's making
fun of the way I do, and he's sipping it like fucking, fucking McQueen of England having
a cup of tea.
Boom!
Oh wow.
I mean, come on man, he's tea totally.
That's different.
Yeah. So, you know, now look now look I still do it show with the
hand burglar yes he'll probably say he doesn't want to do it in more
good I don't kill say that yeah what yeah he thinks I'm gonna back out of this yeah I think he's
right I don't I don't think you should do it I think he's gonna roast you you. Shot, I can't wait, buddy. I can't wait.
Carl, we don't want to see you get beat up.
Maybe you should really think about this.
Guys, I know who probably win,
but give me my chance, all right?
All right.
I got a puncher's chance on this one.
Carl started his shoes.
No.
Really kill it.
You know, kill him in the comedic sense.
Right.
No, no, no. Really kill you know kill him in the comedic sense, right?
But I I certainly
Would still do it because I would love to heaven. I would love to go head-to-head with him again
Love it. Don't think that Brennan said a strip. We are the odd couple. I'm smart and funny
And he's a hack Yeah, that's exactly what Brennan. That's what Brennan was saying that you're smart and funny and I'm a hack.
And also the fact that he does the hack thing, that's Kevin Brennan's bet that you're
doing.
Chris, how much did you miss drop the needle anywhere?
Look at that fucking face.
He's amazing.
Look at that face.
That's so smug.
By the way, that's what I'm going for is Halloween this year.
I'm getting an exact mask.
Fucking petty wise, the retard.
I'm trying to go for it, the shit, everyone.
Wow.
All right.
Fuck it, petty dove.
So I would love it.
I want you to point out, the reason why John's fired up
is because so John went on MLC and then he left.
And then they sent me the link.
I wasn't even watching, I was prepping for
really socials and I saw I got the link in my inbox. I'm like,
I'll go on there and talk to those guys. So I go on and Kevin's
been saying there's all a work in John and their friends now
and Chad and I are friends now and I'm fake. So I went on there
to know like, no, no, no, no, that's not the case at all. I am
not friends with Southern John. And so John saw that and he's
just like, well, we're not friends. Good. I want to be
sure. Yeah. That's what this is all standing from.
And Tuky so funny, it's Tuky's like,
Tuky, you're just gonna hurt him.
Yeah, I actually pulled that ISO, because that's so funny.
I would love it.
We'll have a little show together.
Yeah.
We do have great chemistry.
We do.
Kevin was smart enough to observe that.
Tuky. So I think that, yeah, I'll do a show with the handbrake. We do Kevin was smart enough to observe that
So I think that yeah, I'll do a show with the handbrake
I think it'll be fun I'm the goat normalness on space. Yeah, well Kevin too. You're smart. Oh
There we have it. So so that's the whole Kevin Red Kevin. I love you
Try and be loyal to me because I'll be loyal to be loyal to me, because I'll be loyal to you. To the day I die, I'll be loyal to you. And I might make jokes, but just, you know, come on, man,
I got you back. That's right. Start a reason I had you back. Whatever that means.
But I have you back. Do your home, Mr. Bremm, I do.
I like you.
You stay in plenty of times.
I've talked to the Himberg, but he just, it's...
He's too realistic for you.
Zero, nada. He's too young, I think.
He's too young to know what this loyalty means.
Uh-huh. He wouldn't last a day on stone, not a day. He's too young to know what this loyalty means.
He wouldn't last a day on stone, not a day. He'd be put back in the back with JD Harmire.
So he'd last more than a day.
Couple of things here.
First off, JD Harmire has been on the show for,
I think, 20 years at this point.
So he wouldn't last a day to be back there with JD Harmire
who's lasted all this time.
More importantly, I wouldn't accept a job on Howard's turn.
I make more money than all those guys that work there.
And aside from Gary and Robin and Fred obviously, but no,
John's just like, he wouldn't even be able to work at Stern.
I'm not looking for that job, John.
I'm good.
I host my own show, but thank you.
Here's what I love about all this clips.
I'm sorry, Carl.
No, please.
If you look on the screen right now, he is left this insulting super
chat of his entire Yes, I know.
It's just been out there calling his kids.
It says all your kids are top 10 piazzas and he is just sitting there delivering his speech over that.
Oh, I know that's a spherical.
He's just like opi.
It's another opi parallel.
He just sees what he was to see.
You're funnier than a court jester.
Your kids like pizza.
You're funnier than a court jester. Your kids like pizza.
Let's go here and here.
Come up with some ideas, okay?
Oh, he had got an dentist.
Jesus.
Rick and Helm.
He won't do it.
All right.
This is the same joke that Vince the lawyer had when he went on a shoolly show yesterday
that, oh, there's no dentists in Rochester
The dentist doesn't fix your teeth. They clean them. I don't know you don't know the dentist could fix your teeth
It's the orthodontist that fix your fucking teeth the dentist is that okay fair enough fair enough
Christ. I mean I get it. It's fine. It's fine. I get the dentist joke, but it's not right. It's a canine. It's like a canine.
Dude.
Holy shit.
This is, is it teeth also even?
Handbag glitter, else straight.
Yeah, you got me in my face.
You're like, you do that.
Go to a dentist.
You sum it up, fucking fortune.
You're making off of me.
And get your fucking teeth fixed.
Please, do it for your wife.
Probably like it. Probably like looking at you when you eat
corn on the cob and it's like the lines
going around and around.
Yeah, good one.
And you know how to be friends with this guy?
What the fuck is wrong with you, Carl?
Producer, Chris.
Yes.
What was that corn on the cob joke?
He doesn't even know.
He doesn't even know.
I was actually watching this clip with my wife
and I look at her and go, what do you think that means? She's like, fine. I don't know. I got actually watching this clip with my wife and I look at her I go What do you think that means she's like?
I got away from him a little away from a little bit. He's like, can you imagine this guy any corner of the cob?
Yeah, corn is delicious. Yeah, maybe some salt to butter out there. Yeah, hamburger glitter all straight
How about you do that go to a dentist? Yeah, you sum it up. I can fortune you're making off of me and get your fucking teeth fixed
Please do for your wife
Probably like it. Probably like looking at you when you eat
Corner the cob and fucking it's like the lines going around there around
Those fucking teeth. Yeah, yeah, he's got it. Keep going. You making fun of my kids teeth with those
Hit the mark. We're seeing police
kids with those hip-hop pussy police. Wrong shirt, Chad.
Wrong shirt.
So this is Chad's new thing.
He's wearing his Harley Davidson shirt and he's yelling at the back of the police and
pulling it up like he's wearing his back of the police shirt.
And I think he's in on the bit on that one.
I think he was just trying to show off his gang colors.
It's so ridiculous.
He has the audacity to make fun of my kids' team, which by the way, what I said was, she
looks a lot like Bobapooie.
And I asked if maybe that was the real father.
That's all.
I wasn't like honing in on his daughter's teeth and dissecting anything.
That was all I said.
It's so lame and so childish.
The mob doesn't go after family, but you do Hamburger, but I guess that's okay for people in the armpit of New York known as rock chest
I've seen the sopranos wasn't there a time when the
Boss from New York his wife was very overweight and they were goofing on her. Yeah behind his back
Ginny sack. Yeah
Wasn't that the mob going after someone's family?
Because we're not hurting people, we're telling jokes.
So, I don't know if he's really correct on that.
He's been saying it for years,
I just wanted to correct him on that.
It's not really a great analogy.
So he should be mad at Pauli Walnut.
Yes.
Correct.
Nothing that's rocking about it.
And you're making fun of my daughter's teeth
and you have those? You have these? Cl about it. And you're making fun of my daughter's teeth and you have those.
You have these.
I'm making fun of my kids.
See clip it.
Fuck out of here.
Making an egg.
I love them.
Holy shit.
I love it.
He still hasn't read it.
Holy shit.
He's about to read it, guys.
He's about to read it.
Get upset now. Okay. It's been up there the whole time
But he loves it so far. It's great. Oh God
Back to Traction kids
It's it's it's amazing. See this is the thing that I don't know if he realizes this or not
But he brings up his kids all the time. Yeah, so of course people are talking about it
That's what he's talking about. I'm gonna react to that.
And the fact that they go top 10 piazzas,
it's such a silly thing to say.
Doesn't even mean anything.
It's just like the trash in my kids.
No, they're fucking with you, John.
Because you react the way that you react,
I'll talk into the camera.
Because you react the way you react,
people keep doing this.
You are causing all of this to happen.
Everything's happening.
Now that you're doing all these shows,
it's just about me. This is why this is happening.
No, it's because they're super fans.
It's because they're super fans.
It's sick of fans.
It's amazing.
It doesn't say anything about me.
It doesn't say anything about my kids.
It doesn't, I mean, about you.
That you feel that you can be some internet warrior
and you can trash someone's children anonymously.
trash someone's children anonymously.
Okay. So I don't even understand what this does to his kids.
They don't know this is happening.
And there's no ill intent to mend for it.
They're just goofing out of you, John.
There's nothing to do with your actual kids.
Do you think his kids have even for a second
watched any of his live streams?
No.
I think they would have to though.
You think they would have to like,
they could be alert dads fucking live again.
Great.
You know I'm embarrassing that is.
One of their friends comes over.
Hey, your dad's on the internet.
Yeah, we don't talk about that.
We don't do that around here.
All right, so you just saw John explain
that he can look someone up and down and come with five jokes just like that. We don't do that around here. All right. So you just said, John, explain that he can look someone up and down and come with five jokes just like that. So we're
going to get an example of that because John's going to sing his silent mic song. Now,
he's talking about Mike Morris from Uncle Rico, who doesn't talk very often. And so John
wrote down lyrics for the song, but he can't find them, but that's okay. He's an improv
guy. He's going to pull it off off the cuff. wrote down lyrics for the song but he can't find them but that's okay he's an improv guy he's gonna
pull it off off the cuff right down his lyrics so we hold on hold on come on you can have written down hold on
fuck I thought I had it now improv guy huh
he's got this but okay here we go silent mic
Okay, here we go. Silent Mike, bowling pin Mike.
Got it.
You're so lame.
Have no gain.
Left at anything to pay your sales.
Then collect money. You lose or do specs fast. You put all of us. You put all of us to sleep.
I get it.
Now watch him pet himself on the back for that.
This is what's crazy.
Thank you.
How you like that Jimmy?
I think you thought that was pretty decent.
You can see I can write that on the spot.
Boom boom boom boom boom boom boom.
You were just looking for the lyrics asshole.
Dude's baking.
I was talented to do that.
Also, didn't you give him the idea?
He had a different nickname from Mike and you're like,
oh, well, also, it sounds like Silent Mike or Silent Night.
Well, yeah, I told him the Silent Night thing.
But I thought mute Mike would make more sounds,
but anyway, he's going because he goes,
no, it's like Silent, time to Bob.
Yeah, that's what he just said.
What's incredible about that is that that was so bad,
the syllables didn't fit the jokes were not
existent and at the end of it he goes see it told you I'm pretty fucking funny
aren't I you're like John that was embarrassing what are you doing I think you
don't agree that was pretty amazing no we don't all right so John is not gonna
do a political show again people are saying why don't you go back into
politics he's gonna explain why he's not doing that. Oh, Linky Jedi who makes fun of the army major, that's why his name is that.
Thanks for the two bucks. This is bad. Go back to politics and the doughtop. Don't watch. Go.
Do I mean to just kick out? No, I won't get pay on me.
I probably will do a poll, I don't know. I don't even know if I want to do politics anymore.
I don't know. Look, Stephanie Miller once told me and I'm sure how Sparks and John Fuehl
saying will agree. There's no money in liberal politics.
Now, I looked this up, Stephanie Miller is worth two million dollars and I'm sure Jimmy
Doran Bill Marr would disagree with you that there's no money in liberal politics.
Frankens doing all right.
Yeah, John just can't admit he's bad at something.
That's the thing, John just goes,
well, it wasn't me, it was the industry I was in.
It's like, no, there's successful people in that industry
who are doing it and making money.
You were just terrible at it.
Yeah, going back to politics, you mean going back
to letting other people talk on your show and you sit there?
It's like the for 10 minutes at a time?
Yeah, Trump does suck.
Yeah, well, people say nothing.
It was the most boring show in your bad at it.
You didn't know what the fuck was going on.
All you're doing is reading MSNBC articles and actually,
like you knew it was going out in the world.
Now, we're not that's all going to be back, though, right?
Like you know, the election, sorry, again, next year.
This is why I don't think it is.
And I don't know what John's gonna do long term.
I can't predict that, but he's making so much more money
on super chats talking about me and Anthony Kumia
and Chad Zumaak and the list goes on and on.
And so it doesn't make any sense,
because he even said at a certain point he goes,
well, you guys wouldn't be there if I did a political show.
It's for a whole different audience.
And that audience is broke.
So the people that he was attracting the Benny Locke wouldn't be there if I did a political show. It's for a whole different audience. And that audience is broke.
So the people that he was a tragedy,
the Benny Locke goes to the world,
and he was a tragedy, love you, Benny Locke.
Um, you're not gonna make a fortune off this audience.
So it didn't make any sense to have to do that.
I think he's probably done with it.
Okay, now he's talking about Patrick Melton.
Nobody likes onions.
And I guess Patrick Melton said that he's a better comic
than John is, which I haven't seen Patrick Melton stand up,
but yeah, I bet all my money he is.
Yeah, I'm all in.
I'm pretty sure that's all in.
I'm pretty sure that's definitely true.
And there ain't no fact check in,
so I'm gonna go with that girl.
You're not in my league.
You begged me to come on your show.
Patrick Melton, you're a fucking liar. He says that
that he, we agreed to do a show for a thousand and then I changed it to two thousand. I don't
remember ever agreeing to eat the Alive. Okay. This is fan fucking fantastic because John's
gonna realize that he did do all of these things and so he's gonna come out with this
strong statement
and then slowly walk it back.
And this is almost a masterpiece right here.
I don't remember ever agreeing.
So, you're the alliance or maybe I was having a bad.
But I don't remember ever agreeing
because you never paid me it.
We didn't have a sign contract.
And then when I realized that I was asking too little
because I'm getting office with way more I'm like no to grand you're blowing you could have got me for a
grand but you're blowing I think initially I asked Kevin Brennan for a break the
grand and I don't know I'll say it's somebody I can't remember everything
Kevin Brennan so John just said that him and Patrick Melton had a
group for a thousand bucks,
and then he goes,
but it wasn't a signed contract.
Well, no, it's an agreement.
He didn't say it was a signed contract.
I believe it started with Patrick Melton as a liar.
Yeah, right.
He goes, he's a liar.
He said that we had a group of a thousand bucks,
and maybe we did.
Maybe I was drunk when I agreed to it,
but then I realized I was worth more than that.
So then I made a 2000.
So it sounds like you're the asshole in this, John.
I don't know.
Just based on what you said.
Anyway, Cours is refreshing.
You think Kevin Brennan sent him a fucking contract?
No, of course not.
I mean, what a contract you're talking about.
You're talking about.
So now, John's talking about, I don't know if you guys
remember this, but surely I think was on with Anthony Cumia
and they were goofing on John's art.
Have you ever seen John's art?
Are we watching it right now?
Well, no, he actually does these pieces that he hangs up on the wall,
and it's really, really bad. Anyway, I don't want to get into that, because that's a whole other thing
that we can get into. But this is John explaining that he is a great artist.
Niche. Have you ever considered painting your feelings? I know you've dabbled in Conceptual art,
and some of who is quite plainly, thank you very much. I know Pocky who doesn't
understand art certainly doesn't extend conceptual art. You know did a half an hour
or whatever on my artwork. Hey Pocky, his difference to you and I, I've never claimed to be a good painter.
I have good ideas and I could convey them on a canvas.
But I never claimed I would, you know, because I'm not a talented painter,
I'm a talented artist.
Okay, because here's the industry in you and I.
I never claim to be a great painter.
I don't, my brothers never claim to be a great painter either I don't remember Anthony ever claim to be a great painter either.
He was just goofing on your terrible art
because it was childish and it was really bad.
It's good that he can put his ideas somewhere.
His good ideas on to a canvas.
Can I give you an example of one of his art pieces
that he was really proud of?
He had this woman on his show
and he was showing her his art and explaining it.
Apparently he bought all of these,
off of eBay or something.
He bought pieces from bombs and missiles from different wars.
People will collect the shrapnel and he bought this stuff
and then made a piece sign out of it.
Do you see how deep that is?
It's conceptual.
Let me give Bruce a question a minute to think about that.
Yeah, something.
You know what I would do if I were him?
I would never mind. I would tell you, Vinny, what's up? Well, I'm saying I would take all the bombs and then just make a
sculpture of himself performing stand-up. Now that's an artist, right? This is like me at the improv.
Okay, how life like? All right, so let's talk about going on Anthony Kumi's show. All right, let's talk about what that means if you do that you are a hypocritical piece of shit
You two bomb
Last I checked aren't you a person of the Jewish faith? I
Think though. Thank you crack head Bob you're welcome aren't you a person of the Jewish faith yet
you go on pocket show Epic read It's amazing and you hamburger
You you
You go on Pakistan and you know
He's a staunch racist. You know it. He got fired from serious XM for being a racist and tweeting
racial things
That's why he got fired
But hamburger you'll go on his show hypocrite
Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do Anthony Kumia show. Actually, it was back then it was the Anthony Arty show. Do you remember who the guest was on that show? A lot of believe it was Joe DeVito and Stuttery John Mundez.
Hip-Hop-Rat! Hip-Hop-Rat!
If I had it, it was on Anthony show many times. After 2014, after he was fired from
serious for racist tweets.
Carl, he was begging him for money and an endorsement.
Yes, correct, but there's even more to it than that because I haven't brought this up.
I need to get back to it. Daniel Fulado, who I had a long conversation with who was already links producer of his podcast and his show on direct TV, who knows a lot of things from behind the scenes knows the stuttering John wanted the job that already eventually gotten then Dave Landau of Anthony Cumia's sidekick. In fact, John was convinced that he had the job for some reason
and was telling everyone.
For months, John was telling everyone
he was going to be the sidekick for Anthony Cumia.
And he, I don't know understand now why,
now all of a sudden he's playing this revisionist history
where he's saying like, I would never do his show.
Listen to this, this is fucking crazy right here.
This, I gotta send this over to Anthony. I want to get his show listen to this this is fucking crazy right here this I gotta send this over to Anthony
I like his reaction to this would I ever ever
Go on pocket show
No
He couldn't pay me a pocket or for me a hundred thousand fucking dollars. I'd say fuck off
All right, you know, I know he's lying
All right, you know, I know he's lying. So I would never turn down a hundred thousand dollars to do anything.
Anything.
That's an insane thing to say.
Behead me at the square.
What time?
Yeah.
This is the thing.
It's like a hundred thousand dollars.
You can go on there and debate him.
You can turn it into anything you want.
You don't have to say like, oh, but oh, but you know,
then people are gonna think I'm racist
because I'm there with you.
Anyway, it doesn't make any fucking sense.
So he's obviously lying. and he's been on this show
I think he said he was on the show 10 times and now the sony woke on the show for a hundred thousand dollars
I don't believe him. I don't believe but now all right this gets funny. He's going on
He forgets who he's mad at sometimes. He's he thinks he's mad at everyone. Remember that some people he likes
I don't need your blood money.
What money?
No.
What do you mean?
I wouldn't accept a dollar from you.
You'll never be able to get a talent like me on your show.
Never.
Yeah.
Come on.
Okay.
You keep having the hacks on like fucking Geno Biscanti.
Hack!
Yeah.
That's all you can get.
I mean, Bill Schultz,
what's his name, the famous band, Kaley McIntyne?
Nobody knows who she is anymore.
I don't have a problem with Bill.
Oh, sorry, Bill.
Think about it.
You're actually a decent guy. So take a moment.
Who's going on an anti show that asshole Bill Schultz?
Oh, no, you know I just ran.
I like that guy.
Oh shit, my bad.
He did my show.
That's unbelievable.
He's insane.
He forgets who he's mad at.
He's claiming that going on Anthony Kumia's show proves
that you are obviously, oh good,
Missy B is here watching this.
Oh, hi, Missy B.
Because Missy B, you know that John was begging Anthony to be out of his show.
You hung out with them at Antiles playing cards in the basement.
And now I've said he's claiming that he would never even be seen with Anthony
Kobe. I never a hundred thousand dollars.
That reminds me of when Chad said I would I don't want to have anything to do
that compound gathering. Right.
You guys said it's like well you weren't invited
Yeah, it's fine. Don't worry about it. John you're not invited. I'm it's show anymore. Yeah, so it's easy to say I would never do it
Chance like Chrissy mayor's wedding. I don't want to go to that. Yeah good news guess what?
No one wants you there. Yeah fucking moron. Oh
Yeah, missy be good on twitch. Yes, check that out and
I just I couldn't believe I keep
believe the John has the balls to come out and say this kind of
shit. When we all have seen you on his show, we've talked about
it's on YouTube. Classic. It's the one compound media. I can go
back and watch it at any time. So it's insane. Yeah, that
company that's a failure that's still going nine years strong.
Yeah, that's that's the one I'm talking about. Now you'll
notice that there's a super chat up here from Nasty L. Nasty L's the guy of course who yelled
to Kumia country to chat zoom out down at Florida. And he writes famous, talented, funny,
educated, and begging for $2 super chats. That's a sad life actually embarrassing bottom
of the barrel. Again, John's leaving this up way too long. And he's finally going to
address it here.
Nasty out. Thanks for the five books. Famous towns. It's funny. Educated in
the bank. You put two dollars in the chest. That's a sad life actually embarrassing.
Bottom of the barrel. Hey, you just hit me five. Thank you.
Oops. Winning.
I took down it to W. He really is something else with these. Like I said, you can...
I feel like this is like stepping up
to the dunk tank. Yes. He's just taking the money. You don't always knock him down. There's
times when he's going to react and really freak out, but he's just taking the money. I was
actually pretty sweaty. And I wanted to be cool off for a second. So thank you. Yeah.
Thank you very much. So yeah, this is the ramblings of a homeless guy. Yeah. Who wrote that?
T-shirt and hair of one too.
Somebody I mean, sir, it was the last time you saw a guy who looks like he's homeless in a house.
It's so bizarre. Like you can groom yourself. What do you think the neighbors think? How many times do they call the police already?
There's a squad of breaking into the house across the street. He's yelling heck again.
I was talking about before that I mentioned to Kevin Brenner that John and I are not friends.
And John saw that and he was upset,
but he's gonna get back at me here.
Jan, Jan, I don't wanna be your friend.
Good.
Don't be.
I don't need any more friends.
What friends like you?
I don't need enemies. Heck. What friends like you? I don't need enemies.
Hack.
Okay.
I know a guy named Rock.
Yeah, right.
You get to say friends is a...
Jim Ford, Tadal call me.
That's the Z-man.
That girl from the Niagara Falls region.
I don't want any more friends.
Yeah.
You'll stop calling me.
Yeah, you have way too many friends, yeah.
That's your problem.
I know.
That sucks. Okay. So's your problem. I know. That sucks.
Okay.
So many well-wishers.
This one again is just,
I don't know if John's putting this up on the T for us
because he likes us,
or if he's just too stupid to realize I've done this out.
I've done this.
John is brought up in the past that he's in Mensa.
And of course, he's not.
He's not a high IQ individual. And if he ever was, he's done Mensa. And of course, he's not. He's not a high IQ individual.
And if he ever was, he's done enough in his life
to make sure that's not the case anymore.
Royce, his first co-host on the Settling John podcast,
called him out on this one time.
He's like, John, you're not in Mensa.
Stop saying, he's like, no, I don't,
but I like to say that.
It's funny, you know.
So John has this back and forth where it's like,
he was like about his age for a long time. He likes about being a Mensa.
Okay, it seems a lie a lot.
Not I think about it.
Well, listen to this.
Hey, Carla, you have the idiot to give Vince Deloia and Shuly where we live.
You dumb fuck.
I, this is okay. This is an Brennan-ass-ass hamburger.
This piece of it, fucking evidence on why he's a fucking back stabbing prick.
The hamburger, and I have a conversation.
I remember it like it was yesterday, hamburger, because that's the kind of memory I have.
It's Mensa, memory.
I look at, even when I teach,
say something, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Yeah.
You put a larger planet, Venus, hottest planet,
boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Do you all look?
Yes.
The Nebula Hypothesis.
Newton's second law.
He's got you there, buddy.
Wow!
I've never been more convinced.
Do we prove that he's got a mental like memory?
It's because he knew Jupiter was the largest planet.
Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, I have all the facts.
Venus warm.
Jupiter big.
How do you feel right now, Carl?
This is again, Trump ask.
You know what I've heard?
Like the shit that he's talking to,
he thinks he's so proud of himself
for just like basic shit. Unbelievable that he's talking. He thinks he's so proud of himself for just like basic shit
Unbelievable it's unbelievable. I don't know if John is a teacher in middle school or a student
It's hard to tell is he doing that Adam Sandler Billy Madison big re-askel back to school and graduate all over again
Is that why he's going to school every day? Oh, he's shit John. That's insane. So now he's complaining about the fact that
and when I texted to Vinnie the lawyer and Shoei, Vinnie was in there talking about
how he had seen information about where John lives and asking me about where I live and whatever.
He obviously had already known what was going on. So I just responded and said,
John and I are walking distance from each other's houses
in Florida, isn't that fucking crazy?
Because it is.
It's unbelievable.
Is the craziest of coincidences,
and I have to ask you, while we're here on your show,
how shitty is your new place
that you get a Florida house in the same division
as started?
I know, and they call it, what was Vinny
was calling it, crap coral.
So anyway, all I was doing was texting who I thought were my friends and saying I know
Isn't this fucking crazy?
I didn't realize that Vince was gonna use that for Reddit clout and post a screen grab of that on Reddit
And of course John got very annoyed with me for doing that.
I remember everything
And this is how the conversation went down with cow
Elory play is also in this group chat. I'm sorry
I didn't know if you wanted to be brought up with these assholes or not
But yes, Elha replay is the third person at this fourth person I guess in this group text that we're doing I
I call him and
We're on a phone
And I go car I
Know you said that you bought a house in Florida on the air. And I go, car, I know you said that you had bought a house
in Florida on the air.
So that's, I'm a doxy.
And I go, I'll tell you what, I'll tell you if you tell me,
what, what's promise.
And then he said, you show the yours and I'll show you mine.
And I went, all right.
But don't share this on the internet with anyone.
That will keep this between us.
This is a fact.
And if he denies this, he's a lawyer.
I said, if we promise that we will not tell it to anybody,
what does he do?
Okay, John.
So I go, where did you bar?
And he tells me and I laugh I
Go that's where I bought he goes get out of here
What part and I told them part he goes you gotta be fucking kidding me and he tells me what roadies on I go
I go dude that's around the box
We had a great laugh. I mean, what are the odds?
Cow.
You see what I'm saying?
We said fucking...
I can't see.
We're neighbors.
You had a laugh, Carl Cride.
You said you said the Holy Shit Girl.
Vinnie, I couldn't fucking believe it.
Oh, I know, I talked to you that day. I still can't fucking believe it. Oh, no, don't tell giant told you do
Yeah, you can't break these shit
I wasn't supposed to tell anyone
All right, I told a couple of my friends because I thought I was too fucking crazy. I also told my wife John
She wants to work out a security detail. Don't worry. She didn't listen
She wants to work out her security detail. Don't worry. She didn't listen. Obviously very upset with me And he's going to explain what a great guy he is and this is what he gets upset about is because he has nothing but nice and kind
and
Outgoing and trying to help people out and all they do is shit on him. It's just just his luck now
Neighborly love I stand the olive branch
Because anybody will tell you who knows me.
Don't lend him money.
Don't lend him money.
Anyone who knows me, learn at a hunter.
They'll tell you I will always try and do the right thing.
Yeah, speaking of that, that's another thing that Daniel Fulato told me about where I
Guess he went John some money. He didn't want to but already was like nah, he's good for a man
Don't worry about it. So you want him some money and then John when Daniel asked for his money back a little while later
John said already told my dad to pay you back
Which is not true. He was just like, is that how loans were?
Yeah, I just said, no, our other buddy
that we're both friends that I didn't have to
so I'm not going to.
Yeah, don't want this guy money, that's for sure.
Anyway, let's talk about what a great guy is.
And be as friendly as possible.
When you need something, I will be there.
That's me, that's just me.
I'll be there.
Always. Yeah, always. That's me that's just me I'll be there always yeah always
So I try and be nice
All right call it cringe call it douche baggery
But I just said hey, you know Carl look even if look I don't know if I'm cats
but if you do and you ever need someone to feed and
You know provide them with water and change a little about
I'm your guy because I know he doesn't have any friends down there yet first off
What do you mean you know I don't have any friends down there yet?
You don't know that and secondly what a weird thing to offer. I don't have cats if
You did have cats he would do this when we're like,
okay, we even brought up cats.
I think he's setting you up right now.
I think what he's doing here is he's setting you up
with some reverse psychology.
Because he has cats.
Oh, holy shit.
Vinnie's planning a scene.
He's like, I would've done it for you, Carl.
Can you just come over twice a day?
Yeah, exactly correct.
He's planning to do the scene.
Good call, Vinnie. I was trying to figure that out like why is he bring it up cats?
You need any help?
Need help finding gardeners. I'm gonna test the other thing too. He says he'll change the litter box
He doesn't change the litter box for his own cats gonna change my cats litter box. He just own litter box doesn't make sense
I'm here guys that guy. That's me.
That's me.
If you need any help, find a farmer.
I'm your guy.
I have.
I have Google.
I love it.
He's like, I can help you find a god, a plumber.
I'm like, no, I'm gonna weird flex.
Yes, so fucking because I don't need your help with this.
Welcome to the neighborhood.
I don't need your, I've lived there longer than you do.
I don't need your help with these things.
Fuckin Johnny's list.
I try and be that guy. I try and be a friendly neighbor.
Just like a good neighbor.
Son, John is there.
And what do you do? You goof on me about it.
That's what you do. You goof on me about it. That's what you do. You goof on me about it. You fucking cock
Jesus right there. Oh, I can't wait. I cannot wait for what you end up on his paper out
I love that jug. It's mad at me for goofing on him. It's like, are you also mad at children for laughing? Yeah
Like this is what I do now you can't get mad at me for goofing on him. It's like, are you also mad at children for laughing? Yeah, this is what I do
I can't get mad at me for this you offer to take care of my cats. That's kind of funny
It is it's very funny
I gave you a perfectly good knowledge branch and what's free and I thought I had another clip
And I don't but I'll explain what it is so he goes on to act like he's already done me a favor
Right just the fact that he offered a favor that I don't need and don't want fucking sociopath like he's already done me a favor. Right. Just the fact that he offered a favor that I don't need and don't want. Fucking sociopath.
He's already done, right.
He's already done me a favor.
And then he goes on to say,
and if I lived in Kevin Brennan's neighborhood, anything he needed, I would do that for him.
Kevin Brennan doesn't need anything from you.
I promise you that.
I don't need anything.
Kevin doesn't need anything.
We're grown ass men.
We got this.
And then he says,
and you could ask anyone,
you could ask my friends,
the guy's out at the pub.
We always do stuff for each other.
Yeah, the God, the plumber.
No, the candles would make it.
Whatever he talks about his friends, it's always guys he day drinks with.
Every single time.
I mean, my friends and I, we always get together and do stuff for each other, you know, the people pickwick.
Those are your friends?
So fucking bizarre.
I don't know what to make of it, Vinnie.
What do you make of all this comeback
of Stettering Down?
I don't know if you're not talking about it much.
Here's what I think.
Yeah.
I think this is a very, very, very lonely man.
Yup.
You asked me about his plans for the future.
I assume it's a steady decline
and the alcohol-related dementia.
Sure.
I feel like he is just a good-hearted guy who does care,
but he cannot control his own emotions.
He freaks the fuck out on everything.
He's a narcissist, and none of this stuff
has changed in the last eight months.
Yeah.
Didn't you think he was gonna come back?
He'd come back a different guy?
I thought for sure.
And maybe he has a little bit, but not in a good way,
not for him anyway. I think he adopted a new strategy.
Okay.
And being like confrontive of you guys and like being willing to go out there and actually talk to you guys.
Because again, he saw the money and realized he had to get in on it, which is the
nut. But the money is God.
This is that's the thing though.
He waited so long.
Uncle Rico was phased out.
We were phased out at the
Suthering John stuff. You know, they tried to do the Pots Town thing. We had dabble kind of like,
it was over. And then he comes back and like, reignite Solomon again.
Six months ago, he could have gotten five grand as I was trying to tell me.
Dude, easily. In fact, and I'll bring it up to him when we do a show together. I'm looking forward to that.
I do want to try to pull together a roast. And John's whole thing, when they talked about it on MLC, he goes, well, who are we going
to roast?
They're like, well, you, John.
But Vinnie, when we did our roast here, it was very successful.
And it was the roast of Carl and Vinnie.
You can have two people.
And so it could be Shule and John, the roast of Shule and John.
And the thing that John's understanding is like, when somebody, a roast they get to come back and everyone and everyone's roasting everyone at roasts
So that's the thing I it's not just gonna make everyone just trashing. I mean, it will be a lot of that
But not like the entire time just trashy John won't it be great when he doesn't prepare and he just shows up the cream after all
Jabbar jokes, but he tries to like remember when you you used to do the sky hook. Shuly. Hey, Mike boss. How's the weather up there?
Doesn't make sense. You may remember him from his appearance and airplane
Stupid I mean, I feel like this whole thing is great to see him back because it is fun. Yes, I agreed
But nothing has changed except for which state he's in and it's it's still sad.
It's just still fucking sad. Oh, don't say that. It is though. Come on. It's kind of very
sensitive. It's kind of fun, though, right? Yeah. All right. I'm not unhappy about it. I'm
just like, ah, here we go again. The guy doesn't have friends. He thinks Carl is his friend.
And then now he's mad at Carl again. Now he doesn't think he's his friend that's the most interesting thing to me yeah of
how the dynamic between you two changed I think we're still kind of on good
terms right now well I was sitting there when he called you the other day and he
was just like Carl like you were his closest friend Carl we got to do something
about the zoom-ok like I could not believe what I was hearing.
I sat there, and then when you hung up the phone,
I think it's on the creep-off clip.
Like, we added it a little bit.
Yeah.
I just started laughing hysterically
because it just blew my fucking mind.
You know, it's crazy, Vinny.
That happened on Wednesday.
I've already forgotten about it.
There's so much that's happened since that.
Yeah, I've already forgotten about that.
That John called me, we're doing a bonus show of the creep off
Which is fantastic if people aren't checking it out on our creep off
Patreon supercast and backed by they should we're putting out pretty much a bonus episode every single week
But Vinnie's over the house. We're doing a bonus show. I get a call from John Melinda. So I answer it put that speaker phone
And he's talking about how he's calling the type of a police and the FBI, because Chad's threatening him.
And we cut it all out of the show, obviously,
it was a private conversation, but I go,
okay, well, I'll come on your show, John.
We can figure out what's going on.
And I told you for all of that,
John was ready to have Chad Zubacher
rusted for a hashtag.
Carl, it came down to a hashtag.
That conversation was so bonkerskers and it started completely insane
and I'm not going to get into anything past what's already been said but it was like I just got
off the phone with the Tampa police car. Yeah this is very serious my next call is the FBI. I know
and I thought what video at that time I'm like holy shit what did Chad do now because
John's going Chad's a dangerous criminal like you up I know I thought the bike of gang turned on him. That's why he's
So that was the craziest thing and I go on a show and I'm like so what actually happened?
What's going on here and Chad post? I know where you live?
Hashtag stay tuned and then it turns out that John was using that exact safe word stay tuned
Threatening Chad on Chad's live stream the day before
That's a word, stay tuned, threatening Chad on Chad's livestream the day before.
I'm like, well, hold on a second.
And so I go, Chad, so you think that he started it?
That's why you're calling the police.
He's like, yeah, I'm like, well, that sounds worse.
You guys are both threatening each other.
And I go, Chad, you threaten me.
You tell me a biker gang was gonna come to my house
and make my life interesting.
He's like, well, I was joking.
It's just a child living alone.
He has no one to fucking talk to.
He's just everything to him.
Like there's no one to sound any of the shit out to him
to tell me he's being irrational.
It's unbelievable.
All right.
What have we done today?
Well, we talked about no jumper in Adam 22.
We talked about his other show Plug Talk.
And Adam's just living his best life,
although Rolling Stone magazine does not think that way at all we had some amazing song parodies mr
Regente was Tony muskrat Tony muskrat with Tookie we got into opi radio opi talking to Chad Zumak and that nothing Tony
Mazer bringing everything to his screeching halt, but opi was great opi's fantastic
He's the best he's the reason why I got into broadcasting
We know we know you thief also But OP was great. OP is fantastic. He's the best. He's the reason why I got into broadcasting.
We know.
We know you thief.
Also, we should probably bring up the fact
that Chad will not talk to Cardiff directly,
which is insane to me.
I don't know why he's so afraid of Cardiff.
Probably because he knows he's in the wrong.
Like threatening to dox the guy for nothing.
Guys never done anything to him.
In fact, early on, when people were like,
this Chad guy's a dick,
Cardiff actually made him endearing.
He brought Chad on a show.
He were like, okay, Chad can laugh along, he's all right.
And that's all but, obviously squashed and squandered,
but for a second.
Cardiff's good like that.
He goes on a OP show and he's dancing around with him.
He brings people together.
Because Cardiff is talented, not on sub-art at surfing,
but just in general.
He's a guy.
He got a cruise back podcast.
He probably didn't.
Oh, you did.
That's right.
Fair enough.
We talked about Stuttering John and everything that he's up to.
And we don't have, speaking to Cardiff, we don't have to catch an alien or to catch a
dab or today because Cardiff is on vacation and couldn't pull that together for us,
but it's is okay.
Okay, we've taken a week off for an episode off here.
But you know what that means?
It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show.
The teaser.
The teaser.
The teaser.
The teaser.
The teaser.
The teaser.
The teaser.
The teaser.
This is the part of the show we play Clip from the podcast that we'll be reviewing on
the next episode of where these podcasts, which we will be doing on Wednesday as normal, 5 p.m. if you're watching live or
listening live on our discord, of course, if you're on our Patreon or supercast, you get a link to
the YouTube video, you can watch along. We've had a lot of fun today. This has been something else.
We're going to have Ray DeVito on the show. Ray DeVito is coming on, uh, Trucker Andy's on vacation.
He's off. How'd you get him? I know right what I get
So Ray Davidos come on the show. We'll be reviewing this
What's up? What's going on? You guys welcome rock bottom podcast with ready, but I am
Ray Davido. How are you guys? What's going on? I mean, uh, so this is what I figured
We did Wood you kindly and we had Brian and E-rock on and we critique their show to their faces
And there was a lot of fun and I thought gosh, I just went on red divino show last week
I was giving them some pointers and tips on how to podcast. He hasn't listened to me at all
He's not taking any my advice. So I thought oh, this will be fun
I'll have my my show and we can go through in detail what he could be doing better at his show to hopefully help him improve
The product what a good guy you are Carl. Thank you tell what he could be doing better at his show to hopefully help him improve the product.
What a guy you are, Carl.
Thank you.
I'm amazing.
And also if Ray has cats, I don't care.
I don't care about his cat.
I'm your guy.
I don't actually care.
I'm your cat.
I'm your cat.
I'm your cat.
I'm your cat.
I'm your cat.
I'm your cat.
I'm your cat.
I'm your cat.
I'm your cat.
I'm your cat. I'm your cat. I'm your cat. I'm your cat. I'm your cat. coming up. Vinnie Paul, we know, dude, I have to thank you so much. Not only is Vinnie our guest co-host today, but when this morning I got up and my internet was down and I couldn't
get a response from Greenlight who has the fiber service that I use, I think I still haven't
gotten a response from them, which is insane. I said, Vinnie, can we do this at your studio?
And this was not an easy plug-and-play. Like we do the creep-off.
I'm running it off of my computer.
And there was a lot involved.
And Vinnie really figured out all the solutions that we needed.
There was a lot of troubleshooting.
Thank you so much, buddy.
My pleasure.
Thank you.
As always.
Vinnie, of course, hosts the creep-off with me every Monday at 1 p.m.
Eastern on the creep-off YouTube channel.
And anywhere you get podcasts, you can check that out.
And also subreddit surfing with Cardiff Electric. That's right, we're going to be live Tuesday
night at 8 o'clock this week. Uh, producer Chris. Yeah. This upcoming Wednesday around 11.30 AM.
Carl and I are going to be watching a little show again, episode two of Thudder and Paradise. So
if you're around. Nice. And you ought to come, hey, I watch that with us. I think everybody would
love it. I will make it so.
Excellent.
Alright.
Yes.
Yes.
I'm looking forward to that on the creep out.
Alright, guys, please join us again next time.
It might be the episode where we find out what's up for all.
Who are these podcasts?
Sleep well, everybody.
Party in the mush, of Morning Radio.
Get out and show these cool, like you.
Okay.
Great show. Good job, Hmm. Okay. Great show.
Good job, everybody.
Great job, everyone.
And on the news, we'll see you tight box.
From Facebook,
Judge Hardgrew writes,
say it, don't spray it, John.
Tony Valdaz suggests he should battle rich boss,
Patrick Gleason opines.
Tookie is the Jar Jar Binks of the Dabbleverse.
But David Michael counters with, that's HUZY.
Tukki is God you heathen.
Stephanie McElpine agrees, I adore the Tukestar from YouTube, Lou Guru comments.
This perverted reality where muppets and potatoes are just as real as the rest of us is amazing.
Jasmith, it's shocking that Patty thinks that he's talented and a big deal.
He's absolutely delusional.
Jedi Diahop, Patty thinking his failure as an entertainer makes him deserving of monetary
compensation is outrageous.
External extrapolations, this Patty C. Cups patient is a very curious case study indeed.
Sean Lawrence, telling the few tens of people that you are the talent and they mean nothing
is peak narcissism.
Watch Silverback, what the fuck am I watching?
A potato and a puppet with Carl and Carl?
I need to get caught up.
Bracive.
What's on my screen is fucking absurd and I love it.
Ignatius Riley, no to Cachean alien, Cardiff, you can either
shape up or get processed like all the other edible starchy tubers. Catch my drift?
Cady Daddy says. Erog being vague and cryptic. Never. Roland DeShane, this proves that all
petty differences can be put aside under the mutual hatred of Stuttering John. He really is the great unifier.
BBGC, I find it funny that Brennan talks about Carl being a little fem.
If anything, Kevin talks very fem.
Dirty Davi Gushes.
It's great to see Gandalf on here.
LOL, Brian Rocks.
Joe Turner.
Surprise Carl was able to get Dave Letterman.
Yokes 27. Carl, much like the Great Donny Trump, was able to get Dave Letterman. Yoke's 27?
Carl, much like the Great Donny Trump, is able to bridge gaps.
Others thought we're impossible to bridge.
Someone get that man a Nobel Peace Prize.
Serial killer gripes should be retitled
the ball washing of Shuley from Brian Johnson.
And Ferd Tergasen plays us out by quoting Rich Boss.
All's well, that is well.
All right, no review girls today because I couldn't send out links.
It was just another layer of complexity we didn't need today.
Here, I'll help you.
It stinks.
All right, perfect.
So we're going to get through some voicemails.
Now, I saw a superchat that came up on
Mizoriel's company.
Tony from the Brooks writes, Kevin, at least Mike
Piazza was a catcher in the Major League Baseball. Carl is just a catcher in
life. What a pathetic hack. Is that the Tony from the Bronx writing that? Who
started you on Tony from the Bronx? I think he's out on my side anymore. If I
had a guess. All right. This is Tony from the Bronx right here. Let's let's see
what he has to say. Carl Tony from the Bronx right here. Let's see what he has to say.
Carl Tony from the Bronx.
Listen, KB's right.
You're a fucking hack dude.
And the rumor going around is also true.
You're a piata.
No kid.
Piata goes to a hair salon.
Piata.
Does the show would have failed Sesame Street puppet.
Piata.
Does the show would have trucker every Wednesday at 5.
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That is Tony with the rock, that's all right.
I'm sorry to think he doesn't like me anymore.
Resonvary is in.
I go to a salon because my wife works there, sir.
It's the only time you see her.
Yeah, so full price.
Carl, Chris, Cardiff, review people.
I listen to you today on John as you're recording. Carl you're too smart for all of this.
You speak to these people rationally with a calm head.
You give them clear instructions of what they should do and they just ignore you.
I think that's what makes them them and you you.
Did you ever think in your life that you'd be dealing with the likes of a stuttering John, a Bob Levy,
a Chad Zomak, and you'd be the smart one?
I voted for Vinnie on the creep off.
What? Love you.
Jesus Christ my man
Nothing but compliments. Yeah, and then that bullshit he got you and Vinnie really fucking cheated on the creep
Hey guys, how did I cheat go to the creep off calm and vote for Carol because we were supposed to bring the creepiest lifeguard
And I brought Joe Biden who was the creepiest lifeguard of all time you brought Joe Biden because you knew it was a a ringer
We made a ringer the cheat the man found here the information that he left the children rub his legs while he was
sitting at the edge of the pool and that he loved it when they would sit out his lap
and then he called them roaches. Well, he also brought a chain out to the parking lot
to fight corn pop. Yeah, that's a really good. We had a rusty razor bag of rusty razor. the back of russian raster and delaware there was going to be a parking lot match in
1962 between three black gay members and the president over this is insane
you want to hear about it isn't the creep up like that so unfair the people are
voting for you fucking cord pop that unbelievable real problem all right I don't
think this is an unpopular agenda with But funniest person on the devil verse, it's got to be
pretty super. Julie thought I said, he's the sniper of the
century, but funniest guy and the entire, uh, dabber universe,
don't let it go to his head. It won't because he got nowhere to
go, but down after Carl
That's your job
You got a
It's his show
A little bit of control
That just got me thinking like if you know maybe 10 years from now when we're all dead, if a filmmaker is gonna immortalize this. When we transitioned.
When we transitioned.
And, you know, they decide they want to tell the story of this, who are these podcasts.
The best character to do it through the eyes of the main character should be producer
Chris.
Because you would be like the narrator of the story.
Telling the story is like, then I was hanging out Carl, that video would come in and fucking do something stupid.
And I would just, and he would just sit there and watch it and be the voice for the listener.
All right, but I'll write it. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, dude. Fuck yeah. I'm
never done me. The ways I admired Carl. Let me count. This is the way Chris saw things.
things. Perfect. Tarle good.
Hey, Carl, I was listening up to 424.
And I was thinking some pop with, and like,
different from poppers.
And I noticed that you had a lot of really heavy
sounds because your pockets are like your pop filters. I don't
know what you did to be so fucking bad at audio, but you did something really bad on that
episode. And maybe the next episode, if one of the addresses is a strange thing to you,
but you need to be screened up more. Mix your pop filter, you poop, impulse, face,
Piazza.
Piazza, right? Yeah, Piazza, Bear. Piazza out of A part of the sense.
Too many closest on 424, I agree, sir.
I'm trying to correct that, because when I listen back,
that really annoys the fuck out of me.
No doubts. I'm listening to W-A-T-T with Andy the Crucker in Carl, you know him.
Well, I'm listening and there's some stupid content he's talking about, some stupid shit.
And then I turn on my iPhone app and I review the messages there.
And then I go and I get some food and I eat it real quick in it. I don't even know
if this is cool and then I go and I do something else. Yeah!
Pretty good song. Was it Gary? Keep the music coming out. I don't think so, but it did sound
like a little bit. Maybe it was. Catchy. This is a fun story.
I think you guys are going to be excited for this collar here.
W A T P. Hey, Carl.
I was wondering if you could play the victory lap jingle.
It's been quite a while.
And I'm taking a victory lap of my own this week without blocking you down with the details.
My ex girlfriend turned stalker is going to jail.
Yes!
Yay!
Yay!
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Really fuck with her. This is Gary in San Diego. Hey Carl, Gary again in San Diego. Well,
John had mentioned that with his argument with Vince about being docksed in Florida.
Yeah.
And of course, now it's true, he is in Florida.
But somebody said, well, he said you were moving into Mexico.
And John said, well, you know, I was pretending.
I was moving into Mexico to deflect where I was really moving. So I guess John really is true when he said he never lies and doesn't like to lie.
He just likes to pretend.
So he makes up stories about pretending.
And I thought that was interesting.
I'm a fabric.
OK.
I wonder if he's going to make up with Vince.
I doubt it. He sounds like that bridge is burned.
Okay, Gary out.
Gary out. Vince the lawyer can really go fuck himself. I'm a observational.
I forgot what he just said. He was patenta observation patenta conceptual artist. I was listening to Vince the lawyer on the B.S. show yesterday morning
and Vince was trying to defend himself for posting the screen grab of our text conversation
and it was so funny because he goes, listen, if Carl didn't want me to put that out, he should have
said to not make it public. And every single person on this show, there are a lot of people on that
show. We're like, what are you talking about? You just tell someone that a private conversation is private? I texted
this to Shulian, I think he brought it up on the show. I literally text with hundreds of people.
There's only one person who's ever posted one of my texts to them on Reddit and that has
vince the lawyer. He's the only person of all the people I text with. No one else thinks that
that's like a thing you should do. You mean you haven't seen Jenny's page get the fuck out
I'm just saying yeah, and it really does it seems like a cloud mover. You're trying to chase fucking reddit cloud
Yeah, he's gonna be I'm texting with Carl. Hey, yeah, no more not anymore buddy
Hey Carl Darien San Diego
any more money. Hey Carl Darian San Diego. Well it looks like John is starting to weasel out of teaching in Florida. He mentioned that substitute teachers only
make $15 an hour which is 120 a day in Florida versus 200 in California and full-time teachers only start at 36,000 as opposed to
106,000 in the L.A. U.S.D.
They don't start at 106 in L.A. U.S.D.
I don't know why he says that.
It's just not the case.
And didn't he get into this for like the reasons of he wanted to help kids and do a good thing?
Yeah.
Now it's about the money chart. That's about the money.
Okay.
Also, there's no state income tax in Florida,
so some of that works out.
Is there a harder test?
So John is really starting to figure out,
hey, I guess I can make more money doing my podcast
and substitute teaching, even though we claim that was
his lifelong goal of being a drama teacher for a science
teacher, what the hell is going on with him? claim that was his lifelong goal of being a drama teacher for a science teacher.
What the hell is going on with him? Can he figure out what his real goal is? I think his
real goal might be just drinking and podcasting. That appears to be a lifelong goal.
Anyway, that's it. Gary out. Yeah. And John was even saying on the show yesterday that because he's been teaching drama,
it's got he's got the acting bug again. And so now he's going on additions. Oh, John,
those are roaches. Yeah. That acting bugs. I got acting bugs. So he's going to additions.
He's got his manager again. And he's not don't take, but he's got his manager. And he's
trying to get back into show business. So that's exciting
God, that's exactly like the show Berry. You ever watch Berry, Vinnie? Oh, yeah
So the acting coach is a failed loser and it goes on auditions and stuff
It never gets any parts but in his class, he's like the guy like oh wow your resume is amazing
But that's John
Wow go figure.
The grift that I hate the most in the world
is stand up comedy teacher or somebody who...
Right.
I like any teachers, like an art like this,
that just does it that charges people money.
But even like life coaches,
anybody who's gonna say like,
I've got it all figured out and I'll tell you how to do it.
I hate that.
There was a guy that I used to work for
named Artie Fletcher who was down in Florida and Artie used to teach a comedy class and he had no
ideal what the fuck he was doing. I believe I always find eight suckers. I believe you and Mike
Morris both knew I already fought your dead. Yeah, we certainly did, but I feel like that could be a
good move for John to make some money is just start teaching acting classes teaching comedy classes.
Oh, he's got the name for it and people would sign up because
Which is how to be a stunt boy at a morning zoo show with one you should teach
John write another book please
Yes, something instructional. Well, he was gonna do he was gonna do John line dating
All about his sex life and his love life. That'd be amazing
Sounds nauseating.
I was like a short book.
Am I right, guys?
Come on.
I love that.
Come on.
That was the other thing that John was saying.
I was so much going on.
But John was talking about, easy for you to say, he was talking about that versus Anthony
Kumia's book.
Because Anthony was saying he knew the numbers or I don't know how they're looking at
it, but Anthony's books sold a lot more.
But John was going, yeah, but not when you
Factor in the audio version. So John was saying his audio book is done really well. Yeah, because you gave it up to free for everybody
He didn't do it. John. I'm teasing. I did not but so John you know was talking about how he's like and my book You know caro. I heard him saying that he loves goof around it
He's got to love it. He's got to love all behind the scenes.
Stop with the stars.
I'm like, no, I do.
I do love it.
I love this.
But I'll be very sad.
One of that's that's for sure.
It is a page turner.
All right.
Last voice, Mal.
Carl, you say your ethnicity is German and Dutch.
But didn't you tell me in our private DM that you also have
like this grandfather from Argentina? I don't know why it would be bad out.
Call me back.
It's that's a great uncle. But yeah, he has to call it to the show in a while.
Jose hamburger.
From Argentina.
Juan hamburger. Yeah.
Those are the days. All right, this is the real ending of the show. Now, there was a fake ending and then the real ending.
That's how we do things around here.
We think about that, Vinny.
Don't get my hopes up.
Arrrr.
Arrrr.
Arrrr.
Arrrr.
Okay, bye.
Okay.
Folks.
Guess what?
The episodes.
Oh, wow.
It's just, go fuck yourselves.
Have a good week.
That was a great episode!
That was really great!
I gotta go. Goodbye.
Goodbye!
You stink!