Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep429 - Rock Bottom Podcast
Episode Date: July 20, 2023This week we check out a show that’s been making a lot of news over at the Shuli Network. I was recently a guest on Ray DeVito’s show and since he seems to be everyone’s punching bag I tried to ...give him some advice. The good news is he’s trying. The bad news is, he’s still Ray. Ray DeVito joins the show along with Lucy Tightbox to break down where it all went wrong. Liam McEneaney joins us to get caught up with Ray since they go way back. Then we check out some choice clips a listener pulled together from Scorch, listen to some hilarious new StutJo song parodies, check out the first new Beer on the Balcony this year, catch a dabbler, and much more! https://www.youtube.com/@RockBottomPod Tickets to the Magic Bag on 9/15 – http://watplive.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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You want him to lie?
Yeah, I've had story John on this upon you, you know?
He was last Friday at doing this, uh...
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It's show time.
W-A-A-T-P.
That way, T-P.
Hello, remember Mr. Kussler?
Welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts.
The only show that has been rejected
thrice by the Shuley Network.
With me today, a man who learned comedy
by taking Mike Morse's comedy course
from the Rock Bottom Podcast.
Ray DeVito is here.
What's up, Ray?
What's going on, buddy?
How are you?
I'm doing well.
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Apple Podcast and then shit all over us in the comment section today. We'll be reviewing
a show called Rock Bottom. It's a show. It's a show. It's a show.
It's a show. I just walked into fire, gastroedivino. Let's get instead of just going to be
at different rock bottom. I didn't give you any homework to do. This is easy for you.
I'm making this easy.
Come on.
You gotta love this.
Now Ray,
oh my,
I was checking out the soul of Ray.
Are you kidding me?
Get confident, stupid.
I was checking out a recent episode of your podcast.
No, hold on.
Ray, you said,
whoa.
No, all right,
calm down.
Now listen, I'm here to coach.
I'm here to help.
You know I'm gonna be on this podcast too.
And I like getting, I'm here to help.
I'm here to coach.
We're in this together.
I'm your friend.
Trust me, right?
This is gonna be good for everyone involved.
Because I went on your show recently.
Wow.
I went on your show recently
and I gave you some pointers about how to be
a better broadcaster or a podcaster.
And it looks like you've taken some of my advice
and I appreciate that.
So I wanted to compliment you on some of the things
that you're doing over at Rock Bottom.
It seems like you're changing direction on some things.
Now I do have some critiques, not gonna lie.
It's not like you.
It's gonna be a critique or two.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But this is gonna be fun, right?
We're gonna have fun with us.
I feel like I got tricked in to go into the principal's office.
No, it's like when you get that thing that says, you got you want a free bike and you
get out into the precinct and they're like, no, you just have a page of parking tickets
at like, geez, yeah, free bike.
When do I get the bike?
Yeah, yeah, it just got Chris Hansen. a free bike. We're going to the bike. Yeah. Very.
Yeah, it just got Chris Hansen.
Well, if you have anything wrong, then there's nothing to worry about.
What do I have to take a seat, Ray?
I'll take a seat.
I'll take a seat.
I'll take a seat over here.
Just swat you.
What are we going to believe this time?
You probably will get tackled at the show that over.
All right. Let's start off with one of my favorite things that Ray does out of show, when
he starts off his show, he likes to be informative Ray.
And this is what I enjoy about your show, is that you share information with the audience,
things that maybe we didn't know about that help us out.
Now, you had just got done, you had a long day, you got up early, you did radio spots
to promote your comedy game, then you had your comedy show.
And so you're going to talk about going on radio stations.
You have a lot of information about this.
And up since 7.30 this morning, doing morning radio, I already forgot to station stand.
One was a current music station. The second time. Who? Alternative, alternative, which used to be when I was young, when I was in high school to
be like the alt rock station, I would say, alt classic rock, I guess.
All right, so what did I just learn just now?
I learned that alternative stations back in the 90s would play new alternative rock, but
nowadays they play older alternative rock.
It's the same thing.
It's candle box.
It's just candle box came out in 1996.
So what do you call that?
What do you call that?
It's still the same like Alicin chain sound garden.
No, I can't.
Right, trust me.
This is not over my head.
I'm following this for real.
I love it because I'm doing radio this morning.
Does he have a story about it?
No, he just goes, you know, I don't know what stations
they were, I think one of them plays current music.
The other one I think I heard Pearl Jam.
So that's what that is.
Now, no, I shouldn't say that, right?
You did learn something today.
And you are gonna tell us what you learned about,
because you're from Cleveland, Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And so you learned something about the guy who named Rock and Roll.
That Alan Fried who created, so the reason why the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame was in Cleveland, Ohio,
Alan Fried coined the phrase Rock and Roll as a promoter like it was kind of weird that it's in Cleveland. And I didn't know this of that Alan Fried ended up
like disgraced because he was a radio DJ but he was taking money to play records
and he ended up like bankrupt with no money and everything when he died or
never. I don't know the bloody. I didn't fact check any of it. But now that's
something I can go down a rob and hold
my phone.
I did not know that, which I also think it's like shitty that rock and roll, he gets
credit for it.
Like, I mean, that's like someone that doesn't do comedy getting credit is the king of
comedy.
Well, I have to disagree with you there.
I don't think anyone thinks that Alan Fried is the king of rock and roll.
I don't think that's what anyone's saying. Like, I'm the freeze.
Right. And I would say that the word comedy was probably invented by someone who wasn't
a comedian.
So, uh, so I'm not sure what I'm going to make it.
So, I'm not sure what I'm going to make it.
So, I'm not sure what I'm going to make it.
So, I'm not sure what I'm going to make it.
So, I'm not sure what I'm going to make it.
So, I'm not sure what I'm going to make it.
So, I'm not sure what I'm going to make it.
So, I'm not sure what I'm going to make it.
So, I'm not sure what I'm going to make.
So, I'm not sure what I'm going to make it.
So, I'm not sure what I'm going to make it.
So, I'm not sure what I'm going to make it.
So, I'm not sure what I'm going to make. So, I'm not sure what I'm going to make. So, I'm not sure what I'm going to make. So, I'm not sure what I'm going to make. So, I'm not sure what I'm going to make. Who cares where that rocker hall made is located, but this guy amon freed was a promoter
And he was one of the first guys to really promote rock and roll and I guess he made up the name
Stevie lose schools you later on and let you know that rock and roll means fucking it suck it
I think you fucking and fucking actually
Thanks for that Stevie. All right, yeah, let's get into this
because learning time is over, all right?
Everyone put your pencils down.
We're not gonna learn anymore.
Now we have topics, and I appreciate this, Ray,
because this is what we talked about.
Just, not everyone can just sit there
and react to the super chat.
Now, KB has a rare gift to be able to do that
for two hours a day or three hours a day
and make that entertaining, but most people,
not a good format.
So you've come prepared, like you and I talked about
on your last show and you wanna have topics
and you bring your guests in.
And I have to say, I'm gonna be critiquing your guests
more than you on this one,
because I don't think they have a lot of respect
for the hosts of the show.
And I find that obnoxious.
I don't think you should be a guest on a show
if you have no respect. You kind of lose control here
But so
These guys broke up these guys broke up. I can do this so if you guys don't want to fucking do this with me
I'll do this on my own. I'm doing topics. Let's focus on the fucking topics
They broke up.
Ari, all right.
All right, we'll see you every way.
Go ahead and hang with you, Ari.
I got fucking topics to do.
Now bring her back.
Come on.
Bring her back unless she left.
Yeah, she did that, not me.
All right.
Now, what you're hearing here is,
Ari Jane, who's a girl that I don't know,
like you got close to hooking up with, you're still trying to hook up Jane, who's a girl that I don't know, like you got close
to hooking up with, you're still trying to hook up with, you could tell me that back
on if you want.
I don't know if it matters.
Oh no, we hung out, we dated a little bit and then she got engaged literally while
that was happening.
I guess she's out of the picture.
So you took that as a sign.
Yeah, I just had a second.
All right, I don't think we're exclusive.
Okay.
All right, so you got Ari on here.
Ari ruins your show and I have a lot of examples of that.
We'll talk about that.
You have Stevie Lew on here.
We've seen Stevie Lew all over the place.
And then producer Joe is the guy that you hear his voice comes in
because this is on the Shuley Network.
What is it called now? The Shuley Empire?
The Shuley Nation.
Shuley Empire. Shalomorama.
Yeah. So I have a lot of issues with the way that your producer
and your co-hosts, or I should say your guests,
or not your co-hosts, you're the host.
The way that they all treat you is very disrespectful.
But then there are times when I do have to call you out
on some things that are happening here.
So we're talking about Jonah Hill and his girlfriend,
they broke up last year and I was girlfriend's leaking,
their private text messages,
which if you know anything about me,
I'm not a fan of that.
We'll talk about that a little bit,
but I thought this was kind of it, you're saying.
And then she released all their text messages
Hold on who broke up with you? I don't I don't know but they're broken up. They're they're broken up
Yeah, that is a match clothing
That's semantics, but anyway, so she how is that semantics? Who broke up with you?
I mean we can argue semantics all day no no it's kind of important
because one person trying to get revenge on the other person yeah she get dumped apples and oranges
okay my fan no she's one that brought this shit out of the blue like the relationships over it's
done and then she like tries to shame on me year later then that other chick shows up some Nickelodeon
right what do you think? Symmantics means.
Uh, shit that doesn't matter.
I don't know.
No, I don't.
Close enough.
Alright, moving on.
I'm gonna fucking Google it in the other window.
Okay, please do that.
Very good.
Alright, so now this is people interrupting people.
I'm not a fan of that.
One of the main rules since the very beginning
when I started this podcast. Because I remember going on radio shows when I was younger promoting my band
and there's a sign up that says one person talking at a time very important
rule for broadcasting some people need to learn that still
wait what one of the things was he didn't want to post any pictures of her in a
bikini and you got surfing with men.
Did you want her posting?
I'm getting control and running out,
taking on my podcast.
Let me do the talk and then we can all comment.
It's a team.
That's how we do it, Eric.
We're a team here.
Team podcast.
Maybe just give me a light that'll signal when it's okay.
All right.
So I'm gonna set up the story, then you can comment.
Eric, you don't need a light.
If the guys mid-sentence, keep your mouth shut.
Yeah, that is it.
It's not complicated.
So anyway, again, I think that you were doing a good job
setting up the topic, setting up the discussion,
and then after all of this, you're going through
your showing examples of text messages that leaked,
you're talking about controlling maybe Jonah Hill was
and maybe there's some issues on both sides
of this relationship where there's some fault
I should say on both sides.
And after all that, this is the question
that you wanna pose to your guests.
When you break up, put someone.
What do you think as far as showing their text messages?
Is that public? Okay? He don't know
Well, you just ask if text messages are public or private just yes, okay, well
They're private yeah, they're private
I can't believe I thought there's a lot of ways to go with that. I can't leave your question was should you show private messages
Have the internet to everyone especially when celebrities are involved? No, you should
not. It's an easy answer. If the lawyer is listening, I hope he knows that as well.
So she's at fault. Yeah, Jonah Hills, one that got tracked to the mud. No one tracked
her through the mud being like, why the hell are you putting out these text messages?
Like Jonah Hill got like thrown under the bus. That's interesting too, because to your point,
she's really in the wrong here,
because she should not be sharing these private messages.
And then what do you guys do?
You go through and read all the messages
and analyze them.
So you're like, that's shitty.
Anyway, what did he say?
Whoa.
What the hell's her now?
That's shitty on her.
But it worked out for her,
because I didn't know who the fuck her party was
until this happened
Now I know who she is. She's a swimsuit model and a surfer. So she just won with this
Even though she shouldn't have won she won that was my whole point that hot though
For a mile she's good looking. She's a good body
She's definitely out of his league. She's surfs famous. She gets two points for
surfing. Alright, if you say so, um, she's got a nice, she's got a nice figure. What do
you wear to your job? A bikini. Alright, that's, that's how the plus column. Very good.
Again, not according to Jonah Hill though. No, Jonah Hill hides that, but I'm not going
to get to that. That's not what we're here for. I'm not gonna Re-debate
Whether these tax messages are good or not. Now, I do have an issue here with our boys TV, Lou
He says something that's wildly incorrect and I got to get props to producer Joe
I know some of people who don't like producer Joe, but he says the right thing on this one. All right shirtless boys
No one to let the beat drop
on this one. All right, shirtless boys, known to let the beat drop.
Oh.
Oh.
So let right now you actually respect him, says flat cat.
Can someone go get that's from the song is intergalactic by the BC boys.
If you can take the part where you get the ray And then have I think it was at a
Yeah, I think that would be a really obnoxious John if you're listening can you please help her other up?
I would do that, but we get used to ripping the CWA TP enough and they use that
And the other way around how dare you Stevie Lill
Thank you producer Joe from actually the new style I believe it's from the new style of white and still
Yes, it's king at rock it's not MCA. I'm see as the deep voice how the fuck Stevie Lillie doesn't know this
I mean see if you lose a big wean fans. I'll give him that but still he should know this and yes
It is an intergalactic but they're taking the sample from the original, which is from the new style
I still thank you for understanding that
Should I be this upset about that? I don't know
Maybe not
Maybe I'm overreacting
But it sells tickets
Now Ray I got to give you credit. Sometimes you are a very funny guy
And I know you have a lot of listeners to your show. You're very popular right now.
And I can see why when when things like this happen.
He's making a joke of me that I don't get what podcast area does.
I never Eric, if I ever told you not to do a podcast, what I did when you
were definitely did.
I definitely did.
I did that for MLC and BS show.
If I'm not on it.
Just for the fact that those were the ones that would get upset
when they would goof on her.
Now that's hilarious because you're trying to make a point.
You're like, I would never be controlling over someone.
Would I ever tell you, okay, I did twice,
but other than that, I said I wanna,
I didn't care if she does them.
I just said, I wanna be on the podcast with you when if she does them, I just said, I want to be on the
podcast with you when you do.
Oh, that's not controlling at all.
I know, I know.
I, I, I, I took that, I'm done.
She could do whatever the hell she wants, but, so what it was worth, like, she would
get upset, like, she likes being in this world, but at the same time, like, she gets very,
upset very easily. And then it's, and then
like I would have to hear about that. So it's like, all right, I'm like, I want to be
like, I don't listen to these podcasts. When I see me in a thumbnail, I know it's not
going to be good. So I don't listen to it. Well, like, I know it's not. We're creating a
new video with you with a thumbnail right now. So, oh, come on. It's going to be good.
It's going to be good. Well, I'm fun over here. We're learning together. We're doing it. All right. Here's a
doing it. Here's an example. And by the way, that's a Mark Norman thing. I love like
when Chad says, oh, I don't know how many we're doing it. That's right folks.
That's all he does is rip on other people. The hype train was a rip off his impression of me while
spun on accurate.
It's still just doing me.
Cock sucker.
Too cute.
All right.
So this is fun because a lot of super chats come in
near your show.
The super chats can be wild entertaining.
In fact, I'm going to say it right now.
I think the star of your show is a guy who's not even on it.
I think it's heozy. I think Adam Hughes might be the star of your show is a guy who's not even on it. I think it's heozy.
I think Adam Hughes might be the star of your show.
He has the funniest lines throughout this.
But there's another guy on here and Ray,
you kind of misunderstand what his name is, which is fun.
And let's get through some of these super chats while we're on them.
Bob Levy, king of all that swallows.
I don't know if that's an appropriate avatar to put it in. No, it's king of all swallows. I don't know if that's an appropriate avatar to put a thing of notes.
King of all swallows, because those are birds. You made a very sexual error. I did that on
purpose, by the way. Of course, that dude's, yes. I did that on my own. I didn't really get
to do that. I just wasn't sure if Stevie Lew do that. Yeah. No, he always has to be like, no, you know, you're
ready to wrong.
It's like, yeah, it's the joke, dude.
OK.
Did I build another?
No, I put charcoal in a grill.
I would come into effect is I built an oven.
When I said I set up when I put charcoal and set up a grill.
No, I'll say this in the people's defense who go, right?
That's really dumb thing to say.
Sometimes you do say some dumb things by mistake. I know. OK. That's really dumb thing to say sometimes you do say some dumb things by mistake
I know that's why
Is that a joke is he retarded so sometimes people struggle with those two things. I'm not trying to be mean
Oh, I'm not coming off that way
Well friends here carol is a pass. Why might say things for comedic effect?
Yes, you're comic, but let's assume I'm not
Now this is great fun if you just think I'm dumb all the time
Listen, I think you have something working for you and at the end of this we'll wrap it up
We'll we'll talk it out. We'll figure out what the next steps are because I think you're I think you're on the right path right now
And I'll tease
What I'm gonna say to you.
Took her now to take a lap.
You got to lose the baggage.
I mean, the show, the reason why the show sometimes doesn't work is not so much you.
It's some of the other people involved.
Lucy, you watched the show.
I watched it twice.
What were your thoughts about this?
Am I way off on this?
No, I would totally agree with you.
I think that...
Ray's great.
I mean, Ray is great.
I thought that nobody could mispronounce names more than I do.
Yeah.
But it turns out Ray can, but it's all for comedic effect.
We're about to get into that.
I don't do it on purpose.
Ray, you're so genius.
I love it.
It's always on purpose now from now on.
It's all brilliant.
Yeah.
All right.
No, I didn't say that.
Yes, I admit. Yes, I will mispronounce names a lot,
but sometimes I'll do it just have fun with it.
All right, so now a super chat comes in
and you see this as a perfect opportunity
to segue into the next topic.
And so you go, oh my gosh, this is awesome.
This is an awesome segue or is it?
But now we're reading this super chat,
which is what I want to get to part two about some other stuff,
some other people coming out about stuff after the fact
piling on Jonah Hill.
Nick G says, his other girlfriends,
Olive Cox, Amia,
Hurtick have...
I see what you're doing!
Have also come out against Jonah. I see what you're doing. Him also come out against Jonah.
I see what you're saying.
So that's great because you did want to transition into, it's not just this woman, there's
other ex-girlfriends now are coming out and saying these different things.
You're like, oh, perfect, the Super Chenus perfect.
It's exactly what I need for the next thing that I'm about to say.
And then unfortunately it was joke names.
Damn it. They got you.
God.
They're joke names.
I'm going to go off camera for one.
I didn't want to play a stuttering John.
I could feel my nose running a little bit.
Oh, yeah.
Don't don't go.
Notty of the show.
Yeah.
We'll see that.
Lord knows you.
You gotta be careful.
Only he can pull out of the camera.
It's not the time to be snotty.
Right now, Huzi has a super chat up. And I'll just
read it. Raid, you know that Jonas girl used to date the
rapper, I swallocom. Do you like I swallocom? Now I swallow
calm, I get it. I get it. Okay, because this was very
difficult for you to figure out. And I'm not sure if you
ever do. But that's at the point.
The point is there's no respect for the host of the show and I have a problem with that.
Right, did you know that Jonas girls used to take the rapper?
I swall.
Oh, come on.
I swall.
Oh, come on.
Thank you. Thank you. I don't want to say fests. I don't want to say that. I don't want to say that. Now, what inappropriate word?
The ice man.
No, it's not inappropriate.
He's a famous rapper.
Can you just say his name once?
Ice wall.
Ice wall.
Oh, damn.
It's the troll.
I love you so much.
I love you. I love you. as well. Oh,
It's the
Love you so much. All right. See there's a lack of respect to go I got here. I I feel like they're laughing at you And not with you at this portion of the show. I like them both but they're idiots. I got you idiots on screen with me now
Now I know how you feel. No offense. Lucy tightbox. Whoa.
I'm just
He's left.
When I go down to take everybody down with me.
I do love going down. It's fine.
Fair enough.
Who?
Very good.
But what's funny though is that you never did. I think I was the one to tell you what
that was just now. I don't think you ever got it for the rest of the show.
Well, also the time like I am in the midst of trying to do a podcast.
Yes, I appreciate the superchance.
But at the same time, I'm trying to do a podcast.
So it's like, all right.
And you're right.
They're not team Ray as I'm doing this.
They're in their own little worlds.
Steve's in his own little world.
Aries and her own little world.
And producer Joe's loving me saying inappropriate things.
Correct.
And here is how it's like four people on four different pages.
And it's like, all right.
Yeah, this is an uphill climb for you as a podcast, I would say.
Now, again, Huesy, who by the way is paying you a lot of money, but he's also the funniest
guy out of the show.
Here's another example of a bitch.
He's a son of a bitch. Here's another example of a bitch.
He's a son of a rich.
Is that girl the same actors from the HBO show?
Bondo of sticks.
Says I don't know.
He was here trying to trick me man and I'm trying to.
Joe could say bottle of sticks.
You could say bottle of sticks.
Yeah, well, he put that one back off if you don't mind really quick, because I missed
the, I like, I read it.
I'm just six.
Come on, Aria, you got this.
I don't see the joke.
Come on, oh boy.
Do you understand the joke now, Ray?
Bottle of sticks, I don't know.
Bottle of sticks is that.
I'm trying to say it real fast.
Now, that's like that.
That's what I don't get right now.
So, it's basically, and there's Daniel Poon's going to come in with a similar joke that's
based on this.
Let me do that one for you, and then we can come back to this and see if this makes
sense to you.
Daniel Poon, Ray, what is your opinion on the homo?
Homos says what?
What?
All right, so you know the homo says what thing yeah so
bundle of six is I don't know you got to know because a bite you know the bundle oh
bundle yes is I don't know yeah so that's why Daniel Poon comes in here because I always
try to break this down for you with a very similar joke what also doesn't help
them my two guests are easily just like oh the super chats are nice but I'm trying to focus on the actual story that I'm trying to find part of the show right not just nice. They're killing it
I was really enjoying this. All right. There's
Very funny super chance that comes in here and Ray you're like a little shell shock now
You stop reading names even when they're just silly names. They're not anything that would go fine.
Yeah.
Daniel Pooh.
Ray, what is your opinion on the homo?
What?
Issue.
What's that?
Homo says what?
Homo says what?
First news.
First accused of touching the actress.
I know he's trying to get
Dixie Normus. Yeah, it's just a fun day. It's the enormous. Yeah, the actress. He's a guy. I remember him. Well, it's an actress, but yeah, it's an actor.
The state of the school football. He just walked to school.
He got a little handsy with the kids. I hear.
You just like took to middle school.
You got a little handsy with the kids.
Alright. You had a friend, Sandusky.
And then it gets even crazier because they just...
The super champs come with some very funny names here.
I was enjoying this quite a bit.
I heard a make up.
Uh oh.
Buddy.
Humpter made a claim.
Alright.
Nick G. Love the news topics, right?
You're regular Walter Cronk right
Mr. Seaman
Ray that girl has accused many actors of of that stuff before such as
Song William Scott Jason Segal
Luke I know him in him in the D and then
Harry and his Johnson and Wilma finger a do.
All right.
Oh, Jesus.
That's horrible.
It's so powerful.
I'm crazy.
Oh, before the show loose, he's like, who's this hussy guy? Is he made of money? I don't know. It and amazing. Fun stuff. Before the show loose, he's like, who's this
he was a guy?
Is he made of money?
I don't know.
It was amazing.
It was mostly money on Coke.
Apparently it's some leftover jokes, too.
It's good.
Now, for some reason, right?
At this point, you're no longer reading the names,
but you should because they're funny.
There was a needs, a needs semen.
There was Luke at my deck. Yesmen. There was Luke at my deck.
Yes, I got to look at my deck.
Yeah, and Wilma finger do.
I mean, these are, these are fun, right?
We're not making fun of the host of the show.
Well, just having a lot of fun over here.
I'm just saying, read the super chats, right?
It's all good.
Now, I gotta go back and put the spotlight on Erie here
because she's being extremely patronizing,
and I don't appreciate, again,
there's a lack of respect that I do not appreciate.
Now, topic number two!
Uh, topic number two.
There's more.
This is the show.
Yeah.
This is a show.
I'm gonna join a Hill stuff, isn't it?
This is a show.
No more, Jonah, please, no more, Jonah, Hill stuff.
No, it's not Jonah.
Wait, Rey, can I say something really fast to you?
I'm proud of you.
I'm proud of you.
What's up?
You've been very positive and I think you're on an upswing
and I think you're doing great.
I just want to let you know.
I agree.
You make me sound like I'm a toddler.
I don't need.
They're speaking of toddlers.
That toddler me.
They have a car.
Someone got a picture of me as a little kid.
That's what I'm learning. It's a fucking daycare center, I have a car. Yeah, someone got a picture of me as a little kid. I saw that.
That's a fucking daycare center.
It's a very good thing.
But I'm glad you recognized,
Erie was kind of being a seaword right there,
where she's going,
you're doing very good.
We're all really proud of you.
Like, all right.
What the fuck do you do?
That's so great.
Yeah, yeah, that's something I also cannot comment on
because I like, she'll think of that difference.
I was like, all right, I just glossed over like,
all right, whatever, anyways.
No, you addressed it, you handled it well.
You let her know, I'm not a toddler,
you don't have to be like that.
But then, you're talking about this guy.
Now, this guy, I guess he was arrested for pedophilia
or something and he's got a stream now, he does a show.
And you say something
about this guy that I, I called this clip, this is rich. All right, I think you'll see
the irony here. And everyone that was watching, he was getting a lot of people watching the
videos, but there were just all trolls, everyone's just trolling him. He ended up, it ended up
being a disaster. I mean, there's, his videos all got a bunch of views, but for not the reasons he wanted.
Are you taking a shot at me? That's just, you know, you're reading super gentle, super gentle people goofing on you.
And you're like, yeah, this ass over here.
I was just fucking with them.
It doesn't go.
I mean, I'm going to watch you this show for the last 45 minutes.
I see what's going on here.
Oh, out.
Oh, it's Carl.
I was just my observation.
I could be around.
I could be around. Have you heard of this dude though? This weird, this weird fucking dude who tried to turn
into being a child predator, trying to turn it into like being like a YouTube celebrity
and people watched, but just to like talk about what a piece of shitty is.
No, this guy, he got, he got caught on, he was on Chris Hanson's to catch a predator.
Okay. And then like he started, once he got out of jail, he started making YouTube videos
and like tried to get like a bunch of fans, but following on YouTube and stuff, and it was all
like just people like, yeah, you're a piece of shit. You're a fucking. That's not an
credit for IMDB. I will say. I lack TV credits myself, but I'm not looking for that one
That we've been no. What's great is that you give some advice. So again, let's learn
You're talking about like it's tough to come back from being a pedophile from being a well-known pedophile
That's that's a rough one, but you get a color stranger. He's he's struggling with it
He's he's struggling with it. What?
I had to throw him under the eye.
I take Joe.
That's a joke.
Okay.
A fake guy, Carl Stanger, it's not even his real name.
I do that, but we don't know yet.
It's a difficult, Carlos Stanger.
I'm talking about the old Senator, whatever, whatever the weener was.
What was weener?
Anthony Weener, yeah.
Yeah, that's what I was talking about.
All right.
Yeah, and that's like weird to like, that's a tough thing to rebound from, right?
All things are real.
I think that's like the one you can't really rebound from.
It's not really, you know, so yeah, I don't know.
I think you just go, if you are that person, because obviously people do have that disease,
you just kind of go lock yourself in a clinic, you know,
and I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know,
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know,
I realize it walks myself into a room that had no doors.
Yeah, I'm stuck in this right now, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, if anyone
knew the edge of that, they'd be very wealthy person.
I mean, I was going to say like take their nuts off.
That would be my solution to that.
But when I went, hey, I want to add my buddy Liam, who has been on the show before breaking
down Patrick Michael, Patty C Cups, wanted to join us today.
Liam McAniney.
Hello.
Hey, what's happening, buddy?
I've been taking notes all through the episode. Number one is no meat left on the bone.
I think you have pretty much taken right apart. That's the goal here by Goa is to help
rain. That's a way. Yeah, you gotta break it down and build them up. Yeah.
Well, I also have to pretend I didn't know you were going to review Ray's show today.
Like he did. Like, whoa.
What? Oh my God. You invited Ray on for his show. Now, hold on. I will say this. I've only
done this one other time. And it was by request. E rock and Brian Johnson asked me to do would
you kindly while they were on the show and we had so much fun.
I'm like, we got to do this again.
And so I just saw an opportunity that I thought I would take advantage of and raise a joy
of themselves.
So this is all good.
You guys go way back, right?
That's right.
I was trying to think the last time I saw you, Ray, I swear to God was that outside the
Bowrie Poetry Club, you were refusing to take a woman home.
She wanted you to give her right home,
and you absolutely didn't want to do it.
You just wanted to go back in and drink.
And I was like, all right, I was a little bit surprised.
I have to be honest with you.
That sounds like me.
Yeah, because you had the car.
You're like the only comic I know who had a car.
And she really was like, I guess,
I guess Ray is going to turn down a blowjob for a ride home. I didn't know what to say.
It was shocking. If it's my report club, my show, I probably took the
track and their show. It wasn't. It was another. it was another, it was after the Odebra twins thing. Okay. Okay.
Cool.
Yeah.
I don't, I don't recall that, but I would, I rarely would drive to the
Bowery Poacher Club because I live in a story and that's right off the
entry.
So like it's where it's where that I would have drove, but to that.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
Well, I have like, uh, been Bennett situations where yes, where I've had women that wanted to hang out
with me and I'm like, just a naive idiot and was like, yeah, I don't think this was hanging
out.
Liam, let's go watch the D.
Liam said you wanted to get back to drinking.
I could relate to that.
Fuck the broads, get in the way.
Jesus.
Plus the journalist.
It's gross. I can't do that. I'm with getting in the way. Jesus. Plus the gross.
I can't do that.
I'm with you, buddy.
This guy, my Joe's not going to get there by itself.
Okay, I want to play this clip because this is where I really want to break down.
What I think maybe we could do to improve the show a little bit.
I call this clip great chemistry.
All right.
Because I get the fuck out of here, dude. All right. Well, steve and steve and I'm sorry,
Erie, come on. Yeah, we got to not talk off each other. Only I talk over people.
Take it easy. Take it easy. For Fox say covers really tragic
patient. So I'm going to say this, Ray, we need new co-hosts. We need new guests to coming out of this show.
Ariesa Dodd, she just talks and mumbles
and she thinks that, no, what's going on?
She can just start talking.
Like someone's making a boy, setting up topics.
She's just like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
What the fuck?
You're on a show, Ray.
No, let me point to exhibit a Lucy type box.
You see what she's doing right now keeping
her mouth shut. I'm amazing.
I'm a great at being a woman who is seen and not heard.
You're killing it over there. Amazing. So, Erie, play this for Erie, because she's got
a lot to learn or, I don't know, maybe just stop her and move out and find people who
can be good and mix it up with you.
Yeah, it's funny because it's a bad show when your guests start interviewing you, which
is kind of what they kept doing all throughout this episode.
I watched, I'm a fan of the Ray DeVito rock bottom podcast.
And one thing I've noticed is that their guests like to turn the tables on you and just
kind of like, hey, I'm going, you turn it, Sarah Natalie, that's your you're a by side I am your side Carl
I'm giving you some tips
What of those is he should lead the interview and not let his guess take over like that I agree any questions for me
Actually
John for a little bit. Thank you a lot of Saturday John to talk about today.
Don't you worry about that.
You will get into that.
And Ray, listen, this portion of the show is completed now.
We're gonna move on.
If you want, I want you to hang out.
Please, we're gonna have some fun.
And other people's expenses now moving forward.
Is that cool?
Oh yeah.
I feel like you're sitting there looking like you just got
sand bad.
Now I feel bad.
That was not my intention.
I'm fine.
But it's good to see you in Liam, man.
I'm seeing Liam in years, man. He's good to see a Liam. Man, I haven't seen Liam in years, man.
He's hard to miss.
Yes.
Oh, I did, uh, I did, uh, we were going to hang out while I was in New York, but it
didn't happen.
Are you back in California now?
Boy, speaking of great chemistry, this back and forth between me and Ray is just radio
gold.
They think it's a free.
A week.
A week.
Speaking of cringe of the week, Anatharo says it won.
What is it?
This is a show called Review that review.
And he says for context, they're talking about a one star Airbnb review that mentions having
a bunch of pictures of random families.
This guy is, let's say, animated.
And it made me think first of all, like, those photos that are, like, staged inside of,
like, picture frames when you buy them, like, just, like, random families.
This guy sounded very excited about that.
Because they have photos in the picture frame.
Yeah.
It's pretty exciting.
I sound like he saw a bunny rabbit.
Whoa.
What?
What?
All right.
I want to play real quick.
We'll do this and then we'll get into the
Centering John News.
There's a lot going on in Centering John's world right now.
As you guys know, we just had Alex Stein on today.
Chrissy Mayer was his guest yesterday.
At least Jordana was on beer on the balcony.
Cardiff was on Monday.
It's unbelievable.
This guy is getting the best guest he's ever gotten.
It's just all happening for him right now.
He's doing three hours a day.
He's killing it.
So happy for him.
I have a big announcement about him and I
doing a show together next week.
But before we do that, there is this guy,
his name is Scorch.
And Scorch is well known for people
who use the Opiean Anthony because he had PFG TV,
pretty fucking good.
TV is what he used to do.
And he had lots of great segments, you know,
such as Weird News.
This guy, Chris O, sent me over.
He pulled his own clips from Scorch's current morning show.
And he wanted us to check out,
I'm gonna check out a few of these clips right now.
Starting with this bit that he does called Minimal Criminals.
Now, that does not rhyme, but what Scorch does
is he tries to make a rhyme out of each of the stories.
He's going to read for it.
Oh good.
This is MC Scorch.
This is the OG right here.
Some guys can't even do illegal right.
Those guys are Scorch in the morning axis minimal Criminal
See that we have that minimal criminals in a couple of weeks since I've been upset
But it's blowing up again, so it still works a lugi found in troopers turkey rap
What would you do if you were fed nose goo?
There's a lugi in a turkey rap. What would you do if you were a fat nose care?
I couldn't even understand it with that weird noise going on. There's always a beat going on in the background
I don't know if they're trying to remind people that they're listening to something because there's nothing else going on
I was at your pink Floyd abuse right there
I'm a man rob's dollar general with a screw driver the tool acting like a
And then you've got
No, that's not it. Yes, it is too much intention to let the kid home alone during the holidays
He's not McColley Culkin so shut up and quit your sulking
Yeah, those are today's minimal criminals as far as online. I'm gonna tell you it was
Close what he got I bet you ten bucks the next segment sucks today's minimal criminals as far as online. I'm going to tell you it was really close.
What do you got?
I bet you ten bucks the next segment sucks. You want to take him up on that right?
Yeah, I don't get that like, it's like over the top DJ voice and then the weird noises
in the background. So I like really have to like pay attention to what the hell is saying.
And that's the pay off
Speaking of sexual predators. That's what he sounds like
These two are in a market in Wisconsin in a town that 8,000 people live in
How they have two morning disc jockeys that they're able to pay when there's 8,000 people who live in this market, I still understand that can out of some.
Doesn't make any sense.
All right.
Maybe they're joining just for the fun of it, you know what I mean?
I hope they're getting paid.
That's community service.
Right. Do you think there's like a community center that all the unemployed adults go to and they're
just kind of a.
He's been there.
He knows about it.
Why?
Even Ohio and like that.
We kind of had that like we have like a local radio thing where it was like just any
Yahoo can like go on the radio or go on the public access TV and do stuff.
So maybe something like that.
Well, there is a guy who does that.
Harrison Young, who we're a big fan of over here.
If you have the music for us.
Let's see you guys, ma'am.
Hi. Okay. That's a inside base bomb for WATP.
Anyway, let's see, so that was what he calls min-Crim.
That's how he shortens minimal criminals.
Min-Crim.
He's gonna do min-Crim part two here.
The listeners vote on which one is today's min-Crim.
Long time listener, first time respond or likely none of these
cases today really put anyone in deep trouble. That said I've got to vote for
what would you do if you were fed nose goo. Just thinking about it makes me think I
may never eat a turkey wrap again. Disgusting love you guys have a PFT day Lorraine from Bloomer. They're like a bean sprout. Oh
Come on
Bean sprouts are right is real hoist. That can't be the real hoist like
Tell me always tell me always dogs. I never thought I'd say this about anyone
But he needs to hire Cardiff to do some of his
games.
Yes.
This is a terrible game because he says three things and they're like, well, what do you
think is the worst one?
Like, I don't know, eating snack.
I guess.
And the participation they get from their listeners, some other listeners even worse than
them.
Ray, at least you have funny people watching your show and participating.
These two definitely do not.
They're terrible. Okay. And they're on FM 92.9. That's FM station. It is. That's correct.
What do you think is what's AM? I thought it was AM. I didn't want to be an AM.
You just need to do like the spooky radio. No, no, no, no, no, no, this is the morning X.
I believe what they do is they play classic alternative on their station. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, moments that always end with the other saying, F my life. So again, this is participation from the audience.
Just go, can you believe what happened to me?
FML. It was doggo so I had no idea where I was going. I finally caught up to him in my neighbor's lawn
I gave him hell for scaring me. It took me a minute to realize I was actually yelling at a small bush
Shit, it didn't flower bed
That's my life
What happened to the cat?
So did he get the cat?
That's the end of the story with Aaron. He took a small bush with that.
That didn't happen.
Nope.
And if you catch me, listen and discord.
Fuck my life.
Holy shit.
Alright, well, this is a segment.
Let's get another one.
Let's keep it going here.
Jesus.
We got time to fill.
Traffic weather.
Today, I watched a stray dog hump a garden gnome in my front yard
So did my two-year-old daughter
I've already had the stopper of reenactments twice
If my life...
Hey, I'll be there. Wait a second. It's the two-year-old shoving a garden gnome over twat
What do you mean the reenactment? What's going on here?
I think he's saying that his two-year-old daughter is fucking a garden
No, maybe I need to spray the hose on her
She might be fucking the whole neighborhood for how I know I know I tight box we're talking about
I don't know what will be worse if that was true or if he was making that up. Yeah, there's no way
Anyway, good point good point. Yeah, because if that's a true story, don't tell anyone.
Yes.
And if it's made up, see someone.
Right.
But really that lucky gnome holy shit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I really know.
I think the gnome, well, what is this gnome deal?
Did I track this?
Yeah, I think I understand it's a really sexy.
He runs a garden.
Come on. Let's give it a cup more now.
Come on.
Today I sent you text to a girl.
I met last night.
Since we had both had a few drinks, I texted you alive.
It wasn't until later that I found out it had auto corrected to you alone.
Oh, when she texted back that she was creeped out
and no longer feels safe around me.
Yeah, I would.
Oh, that's funny.
How's that funny?
See, this girl who's freaked out,
and a guy who will never get laid.
I'm hilarious.
Good stuff.
Also, his original text was You Live,
which is, by the way it's even creepier.
Yeah.
So weird.
Yeah.
Are you dead yet?
Yeah.
So, guys, the big reveal is that was actually Rey De Vito.
It's a minute, that's story.
Oh, that's amazing.
What are the chances?
By the way, if you're for W, just doing the audio listening, this is a video label,
13 tracks of radio gold.
Yeah, that was good.
Let's go put this together for us.
And I do appreciate that.
What didn't make the cut?
Because of the 30,000 that made it.
He's got 7,000 or 7600 subscribers.
Oh, good for him.
All right.
One more segment, then we'll save the rest
for another time.
I just have a whole town.
There's 8,000 people and 7000 people.
Yeah, we're talking about the town. This is a F-Dup Facts.
It's just a bunch of F-Dup Facts. Sometimes there's fun facts. Sometimes there's F-Dup Facts.
Right now, those are F-Dup Facts. Interesting enough. I think I heard this before,
but it's not really top of mind until I read it again The first toy to be advertised on TV. Yeah, what?
Oh, you're reading ahead. Okay
I was trying to figure out what to set up to that. I got to hear that. Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry
Right now those are F the facts
Interesting enough. I think I heard this before, but it's not really top of mind
until I read it again. The first toy to be advertised on TV.
Uh, Mr Potato, really? That's called me.
What's F top about? All right. Maybe it's going to get off top. All right.
Maybe it's going to get off top because that didn't seem fun.
Or just up. Maybe Mr Potato Head was putting Jews in the ovens at Auschwitz.
Like you don't know how F'd up it gets.
All right, I'm sorry.
I'll go.
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Liam just fucking a one for it.
Oh wow.
I was trying to win my way up the Holocaust jokes, but you're just like, no, we're in.
Let's go.
And I know how it's hard to understand it.
They made that commercial six million times.
All right.
I didn't know this.
A duel between three people is called a truel.
So that literally was the F-Dup Fact.
Yep.
The Mr. Potato and it was the first toy ever
ties on television.
Neat.
Which prompted what's your lips to say cool?
That's so fucked up.
Yeah.
Whoa.
And I thought let's remember the profits.
He goes, this is something I think I knew,
but it wasn't top of mind.
Yeah, that's something I would forget pretty much.
I immediately give the shit.
Coming up, fucked up weather and fucked up traffic.
Fucked up weather.
I don't think you know what fucked up mean, sir.
Doesn't it mean random?
No, it doesn't.
I didn't know that.
I can see that.
Sure.
So this is one of these things where you're actually learning some things.
I don't know.
I don't know that.
Here's another one. Oh my god.
For me. Nice.
The stage before frostbite is called frost nip.
Never heard that. I never heard of that.
But only for Asians.
You get a nip before you get a bite. That makes sense, right? Wait, wait, wait.
How about this one?
If you look at it, really, you're going to let me just
dangle and bomb, and you're going to just move on from that
joke.
Good point, see?
It's a show.
When you control, when you control the show,
you get to run the show.
When my thoughts bunch, huh?
Huh?
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
It beck pin. OK. And I've noticed this, but I didn't know why. He brought mine, huh? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I'm not even funny. Interesting. Not even interesting. Jesus Christ. There were two holes in that garden dome.
That would be an absolute fight.
Yeah, it would be something.
Combine some of these things.
In South Korea, there's an emergency number to report spies.
I must have a lot of them if they kind of emergency team members.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. is al-garia there's an emergency number to report spies
I must have a lot of them and they kind of emergency members yeah you know where their neighbor is right she's
fucking great
I'm trying to explain geography in this people
at the
little ad bar T-River from the book of war's episode six
return to the Jedi was not even a man in a suit. It was actually a giant puppet.
Really?
It's a trap.
I thought it was a space alien.
Boy is my face right over here. No idea.
No idea what the fuck is going on, unfortunately.
Wasn't that he's only lying in the movie? It's a trap.
That is correct. Yes. going on unfortunately. Wasn't that he's only lining the movie? It's a trap.
That is correct.
Yes.
Did you know that a misspeggy?
Sorry.
What's that?
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No, sorry.
It's a little worse.
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I'll never run.
Hello, Permit.
I'm not going to walk out.
I'm going to walk out.
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This is the way the human brain works
Because back when and I haven't had him in the long time but back when and I would have sworn they had different flavors
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they would not fact check.
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Patty Seacos, Patty Brogan's call, Patty Pukewater, Song Pairty Contest has kind of gone by the wayside
Everyone sending in Stuntary John, Song Pairty, so they're fanfucking-tastic. I'm loving everything that's going on right now
including our friend Sarah who has sent an iPad, I believe she won one of the song parody contest that we did and she sent in this one,
Debblin and Schemen and I'm excited because we had two different female
listeners send in parody songs this week. I think that's a record for us.
It's a shock. I'm a second. I think we beat our old record by one.
This is very exciting.
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That's the thing, you know, cold blocks.
Double and it's gambling, it's key.
Always be washing every day. It was wonderful. That's amazing. Great job. Yeah, really. For that. I thought it was going to be the Beastie boys. I get to get a sound drop of
Stuttering John saying who the fuck is rate Davino?
Yeah, you shouldn't get that
I think we played that on our show before
All right, this one, this one comes in from the great missy b missy b good on twitch
She's done the show many times and she does a she does a great, stuttery, jotted brush it as we'll see.
You and I must make a pack.
We must bring my podcast back
Where there is cause
I will be there
I'll be there
I'll feed you cat when you are gone
I'll be your friend since you have none
I will be dead. I'll be dead. That's just me
Fuck it. Great. That's awesome
Now I do love watching it. It's flabby on it, it's like hypocrisy, please.
Yeah.
HIPocrates!
Doospeya!
Oh, that was funny when he had Chrissy Mayeron.
He had Chrissy Mayeron the other day, she goes, oh, shit, I was gonna wear my coarsher.
I got like three of them, a dabble-con.
That's gonna wear it, I'm wearing my dabble double con cord shirt today.
You have two of them, right?
Everyone has two of those shirts, for sure.
Now, right, that song was referencing,
I don't know if you know this,
but John and I are now neighbors.
Did you hear about that?
Yeah, yeah, I got fun stuff.
Right on the corner from each other.
Are you gonna go see it?
You like shoe, by the way.
I know.
What's that the one?
I want to make your house.
Isn't that the house he tried to take?
It's like he didn't even have to buy a house.
He could have just got your house crashed.
It was me.
I know.
I don't know what he's thinking over there.
I don't know the overrun.
I want to know the overrun.
And when he starts treating you like neighbor Juan coming over to use your Wi-Fi and bar
on beers.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Can I borrow a cup of Wifi from please?
You know, right? If I start podcasting from your house,
you get super chats, right?
Here's one. Oh, go ahead.
I was gonna make another.
Here's a song that came in eight minutes before we started the show.
So Dylan Bans, well done, sir You just got this in and I listened to the first to cast it for you, for a day or two.
Hey there, Carl, guess what?
I'm back on the internet.
I know the other day that I called you a feminine.
I was wrong.
I'm not sure that you don't suck, don't do it like I saw.
Oh, come podcast with me.
Oh, come podcast with me.
I only have to give half your superchats to me.
I only have your super chest to me.
And with that, I will announce that a week from today,
Wednesday, the 26th at 6 p.m. Eastern,
so after Mr. Loves Company,
I wanna be respectful of Kevin Pratt and company.
We will be doing a show on this channel,
on who these podcasts, you can watch,
John and myself will be doing our, I don I don't know, it's round one or round two.
If you're counting MLC, it's round two.
And if that's the case, it's round two of three because we're going to do a show together.
And then we're planning on doing another show on his channel down the road after that.
And then we'll see what happens.
Maybe it turns out that we are the odd couple and everyone wants to watch it by the your roommates. Possibly. It's very positive. We'll do it for my pool. We'll
start doing jobs. Who knows? June, we're mates with him. No, no. I can't, I cannot imagine
that. Not at all. Carl, Carl, do you have a backup for when he, uh,
bales and then starts threatening you on Twitter? I have to think that through. I do have to think that one through because John made the statement that I was gonna back out because he was gonna
tear me a new one or take me down or whatever he was gonna do and I promise you I'm not gonna back out of this. I want this to
have it more than anyone. So hopefully 6 p.m. on the 26th tune into our channel you can watch that live and
Listen we'll read your questions. I don't people have questions for John and I'll hold his feet to the fire I won't want him just tip to around although lately he's been answering questions my feet will never be cleaner
Lately he's he's been speaking some real truce. It seems like so I've been proud of him for that god
I want to see him revive his rock and roll career.
And I would love it if everybody started encouraging that.
You know, you can say that again or whatever his record was called.
I think that would be fantastic if he went on tour again.
Yeah. I mean, he did say he's a better guitarist than me.
So I do have to take him to task for that.
I think there needs to be some type of challenge issued for that one.
Well, he thinks he's a better comedian than Bob Levy.
Correct.
He thinks about me than most people.
So he's a bit delusional, I think you could say.
Well, I did hear today.
I mean, I don't want to like, like, throw any salt on the plans of you and him
getting together.
But he was going at you today about, he still
claims that you put his book, his audio book online.
I mean, I believe you.
You said you didn't.
So I believe you didn't, but he thinks he was making claims today online that you were
putting his book online illegally.
You know what I think happened there?
I think somebody,
it's very easy to create screenshots and Photoshop things.
And if you know a little bit about using a web browser,
you can actually manipulate what's on a web page
for yourself very easily.
I think what happened is somebody took a screenshot
where it said like here's only to John's book,
it was on my Patreon and John just believed it. By the by the way Carl, congratulations Ray thinks you're more credible than
very John. When you're on John show, we'll see what you're saying. Yeah, that fucking guy
ambushed me. I thought we were friends. Fuck that girl, hamburger. But that uh, yeah, he did
the same thing with Adam from MLC. Yeah, yeah, that was a lie. He just,
lay Adam who like could not give two shits
about anything in the podcast thing.
And he's like, that's sort of a bitch double crew.
Andy?
He went, he went and Adam was so hard.
He's like, you fucking liar.
You know, he got the email.
Turns out John has a few people named Adam
and whatever his last name is in his email and he said to
evil to the rock person.
I think he had a poll and I was like, oh, that was amazing.
That's hilarious.
No, he still didn't even own up to it.
He was like, all right, maybe there was a mistake.
Like he went from like, yeah, I got any angry.
Okay, maybe there was some mistake.
He did after the fact I saw in his show.
He matches like, yeah, there's another Adam in my inbox and I emailed that one.
Whoops.
And that's the guy that leaked it. That other Adam. I honestly don't even know what the
issue was. I still never saw the video. All I heard, it's like him and a bed singing.
Oh, singing the camera. Right. So that he put that on his Patreon. That was up on the
Reddit immediately. I saw that the morning it came out. When he was wasn't it wasn't
obviously it wasn't obviously it wasn't.
It wasn't. There's you know, many people who are on his Patreon post the shit to run it
immediately. All of them. Yes. Every single one. So that's why that happened.
But he thinks that everyone's invested in him. He really thinks Adam gives a.
Oh, damn. I'm as if but the the dabble verse certainly. The dabble verse, I am so excited because I wanted to do a
centering John segment right now.
Like I said, he's had a lot of great guests on.
Producer Chris has been checking out, dabble is anonymous.
Let's see what they're posting because there's so much going on.
So much I can't say.
It's awesome, it's so exciting.
It's like 2022.
Yeah.
Wow, I'm gonna pinch myself.
So before we do that, though, I do have one more song parody.
This one's bonkers.
I don't know, what's that game where the Gong show?
I don't know, if you guys wanna hit a gong on this one,
let me know.
Maybe it's genius, but this one is from Jacob Meckendauer
and it's called Daeblers State of Mind.
All right, let's check this one out together.
If this is a Noss parody, it's gonna be awesome. All right. New York state of mind.
And not you're calling it.
Out that mess of people out on in Kanoga, probably seeing me on TV, but never saw me sober, stutter on stern, big star on the tonight show,
Two of the biggest hits in TV and radio. Now I deal with losers who always try to screw me, so fuck you, Konia,
and that you're surely, but skull to the chat is, everybody raise your glasses, pour a little out to my house in Calabasas. Eat my baloney straight from the package and how come how would
won't call me back again for the July arm with the whack pack
and get can't say the end word.
So I'm taking an nap and trying to tell you you should learn
to control like a now my own liver looks like Joan Rivers
in the youth the savings class on the floor board.
I don't penis on the balcony.
It's time for more cause in pick
Shitty pub where dreams go to die of the patrons
Course lights will inspire you dropper do say the
Drup a do see the bad room when I'm in big work
Oh Jesus all right Jake if you you got through a body congratulations. That's why I wasn't sure about that one I would say I thought that was actually started stucho
Stuncho would never say the word Jew and he calls it the J word. Yeah, which is glorious
Because it's not a bad word. It's not.
Well, that's the old self-park gag. It's like, it's like, oh yeah, what was it? Kyle?
Yeah, he's like, I know I am a Jew. He's like, no, no, you're not a Jew. You're cool.
I would never call someone Jewish or a Jew. That's very offensive.
My ex-wife was a Jew and she's the person I hate the most.
Okay.
All right.
Let me start off.
I got some clips here and it starts with Stuttering John
on his Sunday show.
So normally beer on the balcony sat,
and I say normal, this is all brand new again.
So normally to Saturdays beer on the balcony
but he made an announcement,
we're gonna do on Sunday, because that's what my guests can come on on Sunday. So normally to Saturday's beer in the balcony, but he made an announcement. We're gonna do on Sunday
That's what my guests can come on on Sunday
So this is very exciting. Who's gonna be the first beer on the balcony guest in 2023 and he comes on and he explains that that person had a bell
Yes, I was sure
Let's go over the schedule
He's almost there was supposed to be
So schedule. The hope is to be so starts. It's too much. Right. Everything I said about you earlier, I take it all back. You're amazing. You're the best podcaster I've seen all day.
So don't even worry about it. I don't get it. I got it.
All right.
The opster was supposed to be on today.
But due to a scheduling problem, really, there was big storms.
And he couldn't lead the city to go to his Hampton house.
And so now, first off, that's a weird excuse, right? He's yeah
He's in his apartment where he broadcasts from all the time
500 miles of New York
And the fact that he's sitting there and he goes well the weather's not great
So I can't come out with you today doesn't make any sense to me how the crap
So basically Opie's washing his hair. That's how I took that excuse
Can't talk I'm wearing a towel
Be fair he can only podcast in front of a sunrise we know that now. That's true. All right good point. All right So let's see more scheduling information here
That's true. All right. Good point. All right. So let's see more scheduling information here. Oh
He had to reschedule. So hopefully we have Opie on tomorrow
He didn't he had Cardiff and I don't know if Opie's big timing him time will tell I don't know if Opie's ever gonna do John show again, but hopefully does that would be great
I mean hopefully for WTPS sake obviously
Well, I think Opie likes stringing people along. He keeps telling Kevin he's going to do his
podcast whenever he wants. And then every time Kevin sends him a link, he's like, he's like,
what would he say? Like, you don't send me the link. I tell you when you send me the link,
you don't just send me, I'll say, all right, then don't do the podcast. Who gives a fuck?
He also just said that he's not doing anything for free.
Right.
And you don't think Stucho's like offering anything up, right?
No.
Okay.
No, there's no way.
Especially beer on the balcony, because he's not getting superchets on that, because
that's behind the paywall.
We'll see.
We'll see what happens.
So what's going on?
Like, um, go ahead.
I was just going to say, so what's going on?
Like, what's the whole thing with Chad wanting $1,300 back
from John?
Do you know anything about that?
Yeah, I know everything about that.
Chad, it's fucking with John.
And John's falling for it.
Chad got John to call the Tampa police department,
the FBI, I think the LA police department,
because Chad put out a tweet tweet and Chad keeps fucking with John
and saying I'm coming to your house. I'm driving there now. I'm gonna fuck with your house.
And John's like, I got patrol cars going by my house.
Twenty-four seven. Look at for this guy. It's like, Johnny's fucking with you.
Nobody announces they're gonna vandalize your place before they vandalize your place. Even a criminalist dumbest Chad Zubak wouldn't do that fast forward to be gone.
I guess I was wrong.
Chad Zubak is that stupid.
So yeah, that's the story of that is that John is, he called me the other day very concerned.
This is a week ago actually.
I was down here doing a show with my buddy Vinnie Paulino for the creep off and I get a call from John
Melinda's I pick it up and he's like girl I had to call the cops oh
Chad he's on a controller like whoa what the fuck is going on turns on it was a tweet okay well
I think it was flaming dog poop out of the floor
Burning bag to poop again
He's playing knock knock. He's grown away.
Do you think this was a real call to the cops?
Or was this like a Rochester call to the cops?
That's a great question.
It's hard to tell.
It's a weird brag to say you're calling the police
on someone.
It's kind of pathetic.
I just moved to town.
Help.
Oh, opposite.
How many trolls do you have?
You may be late to this.
Hi, I'm Stuttering John, you're a fan of mine.
But let's get past that.
Remember how people didn't like you after that whole George Floyd thing?
Well, I have a civilized... I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
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I can't. I can't. I can We're gonna do say and I can know it's like I actually have a great gas coming to you. It's a Chrissy mayor
I got bumped for I love Chrissy
I said I don't know congratulate her for some reason tonight. I love you celebrate Jonathan. Yeah, that was crazy
That's in Salti like I got Carl Whitman. I actually got important
You also got bumped for someone who bailed after 30 minutes. That's the funniest part actually got an important. No, I know.
You also got bummed for someone who bailed after 30 minutes. That's the funniest part.
Well, listen, Chrissy's a busy person.
She had another interview to do on her channel.
And she's not just gonna sit there for three hours with John.
Most people wouldn't want to do that.
Yeah, so no one ever has actually.
Yeah, it's crazy.
Maybe they are.
Maybe you're not John, yeah, for sure.
I'm not John. All right, so yeah, I got a bunch for Chrissy.
I don't take offense to that.
It's fine.
We risked at Jold for Wednesday.
And I'm looking forward to that for sure.
That I think you're all gonna enjoy, but I'm not going to tell you who.
It was a love fast, by the way, too.
Chrissy and John, wow, did they make up?
Yes. That was something else, wasn't it? Yeah. No, I was in John, wow, did they make up? Yes.
That was something else wasn't it?
Yeah.
No, I was in the wrong.
No, I was in the wrong.
No, you're great.
Oh, you are.
No, you're right.
What did you say?
I didn't want to tell you, it was like, well, I did like 15 beers before that.
So, I had a little attitude.
Well, Andy was missing the football game.
For some reason, he didn't know the giant schedule of their games long and advanced
of what the games actually happened.
It's not a surprise to anyone.
They're like, hey, by the way, not today, the giant's gonna play.
Oh, shit.
I supposed to go on a Chrissie show.
So, yeah, that was part of the problem as well.
He's sitting there in his Phil Sims jersey.
Go on, Andy.
Do you think Dom Boe is going to apologize to Chrissie now?
Oh, I doubt it. Is that guy still
going? I got to remember all the different soccer counts that John had on Twitter. So I was thinking
about that, you know, Yankee fan, Maple Leaf fan, Dom Bo, like, what were some of the other ones?
There's been a bunch. And they all hated Chrissie mayor. It was the craziest fucking thing.
All the, it's so bizarre because here you have this guy mayor. It was the craziest fucking thing. All it's so bizarre
because here you have this guy who's way into the Maple Leafs. Huge Maple Leaf fan. And all he
tweets about his Saturday job is so weird. Yankee fans say thing. In the middle of the Yankee
season, all he can do is talk about how much Anthony Kumio's acne is terrible. They're making
a play off run.
And he's like, did you guys see Bucky?
I want his, is Aaron Judge Toes gonna be okay?
Who gives a shit to Anthony Kumio?
Yeah, so funny. I grew up around a light anguist fan.
They're always like, hey, forget about how the games going.
How it's turned was a cheap fuck wasn't it? haha shhh ah
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I love this
oh
once your head goes along you can look like an 80s rock star you should do a flock of
Eagles style on live one day
flock of seagulls
alright that is my sister-in-law
I'm serving report people but my sister-in-law. I'm serving reform people, but my sister-in-law likes to
get involved sometimes. But this is great because she got John to sing. And John is a musician, as we
all know, he Atlantic records, I believe, right? I mean, he's my way out of it. Yeah. He had a song on
the soundtrack of Airheads. I heard that. But oddly, not on the soundtrack of one too many.
track of airheads. I heard that, but oddly, not on the soundtrack of one too many. Hmm, I wonder why that is. Oh, airheads was that Adam. I'm thinking coneheads, but airheads
was, uh, that was what Adam Stanley read. Yeah, John had a cameo in airheads. And I guess
he had a song on there. And, uh, I don't know if you knew this Liam. You probably don't.
John wants open for Ted Nugent. He never talks about it. He doesn't talk about
it. That's only fucking talks about right. Yeah. He's talking about it. He's talking about it.
What was in the one collective solar subs? Like, okay, I got to make a note for the next super chat.
I got to get him to do his Aussie impression again. It is. Oh yeah. Okay. Good call. Let's all sit back and watch John Seng. He's very good at this.
Gloves, your eyes. For little while. I'm falling in love.
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Guys, I'm trying to tell you the Super Chat. I'm stealing that. I'm stealing that.
I'm not that sure. Can you super chat me from Europe? Anyone in Europe? Can you super chat me
is that working? All right, let's test this. What about 10 dollars? Superchats and those work. Oh, my Venmo's broken too. Let's try that.
So we'll just Venmo me. Let me see if it's working. I don't know if my PayPal takes over a
hundred. Just somebody tried out. So then a super chick comes in and John is so confused by
that. It's hilarious. It works. Let's see. Okay, Rich Coleman. Thank you so much, Richie. Thank you to
Brooks, the product part. You got canceled on you. Let me break it down for you. He's got to be nice because they're giving him money.
He knows we're getting on him at the same time.
I don't think he did on that one.
No, I'm very confused.
I love how excited he is.
At first, we see the money.
And then he's just like, you are fat slimes going on.
What do you mean?
Because this is a perfect example of that.
Richard just reads these superchats. Can I say something in John's defense?
No.
No, please go ahead.
It's a first for everything.
The superchats are trying to get him to say the N word,
and he refuses to do it.
Correct.
Meanwhile, I saw a super cut of Ray getting tricked
into saying the N word over and over for like three minutes.
Well, that wasn't really the fun of John.
That was born just shit I got right, I have a phrase in this. I brought you on because
you're raised Fred. I was trying to balance the thing out. And now there you are. Piling
on. No, I'm saying Ray is such a good comic that, you know, John is like even more aware
than Ray is. Right. That's what you were saying. I agree. Yeah. I had a yeah. I had no idea which reading of research. Yeah. Mr. Nicholas G you are. If you haven't seen
OP following for it, it's fucking awesome. All be falling for it was the best. But just
remember, everybody, that your knees don't grow. So those two words you don't need to be decks to each other in a super chat.
Don't fall for that one.
I'm looking especially ghoulish today.
Especially ghoulish.
Brooks Robinson. Because some I don't know what this means. But there's
no words there. He wrote again, you got canceled on, you drunk. Yeah. And John's going,
these people keep saying this, but it obviously doesn't make any sense at all. So I don't
know why you're saying that. And then here's John one more time here. Just get rid of that big hack, Levy.
You don't need them anytime of the day. Just go and say, Guggy. Uh, who would have been that angry?
No, Kevin said I was exhausting.
Now that's with chance.
Who the fuck gives a shit?
That's a drop.
We have to get that out the barn.
Oh, I'll be back that up. I got real quick.
And that's that's a fun one.
Who the fuck gives a shit
So what
That's a real what shit right there
Suffering suck a dash
Alright
Producer Chris let me pass over to you before we get into the Lisa John Jordan interview. Oh, right
What did you pick up on as far as what you're looking at on?
Oh right. What did you pick up on as far as what you're looking at on the Reddit there?
Devils Anonymous.
All of these save one were posted by Pickwick Pub.
I just want to give credit where it's new.
Pickwick Pub is posted a lot in this video clip.
Going above and beyond.
Appreciate that.
Well, let's start with PC1.
There's some mold talk here, but let's see if we can pick up on a little sneaky hypocrisy.
Okay. And I haven't watched this yet,
but I think I might be familiar with this video.
John claims there's a mole at Julie Network
that speedy information needs the same thing with Howard Stern.
This is out of his playbook.
Yes, they would say. I'm not a political pundit,
but this is what you'd say is out of the old playbook
of Stuttering John.
He was blaming me all morning for his channel getting a strike.
He thinks you have a mole at his network.
Okay.
I don't strike people.
He doesn't lie.
What?
I didn't strike Casey, even though he accused me of it.
I don't.
You did?
So when people say that I struck somebody,
you just know it's more shit.
Now do I have a mole over there? Yes.
Does the mole tell me everything that they're going to do? Yes.
I guarantee you if there is a mole, it's somebody that's playing
well right, like alongside with Shulie to pretend like they're a mole to write just
fuck with john so yeah but here's and here's an f2 fact uh... the shulie network has a phone
number you can call the report moles
that that's it f2 fact
so john felt for this whole thing where chad zoomak is trolling him
and then other guy twenty maize are trolling him for three hours straight.
And now John's saying he knows everything
they're up to over there, even they just got over at him.
Very recently, he's like, no, I got a boy,
I don't know everything that's going on.
So he's playing this long game
that we're not even familiar with.
We don't even know what's going on.
He does copyright strike, he did it to me,
both on YouTube and on Patreon.
So I was a little taken aback by that, but okay.
Let's see what else he's has to say here.
I wouldn't strike him.
I love that shuli was my mole at Stern,
and now I have a mole at the shuli network.
And man, do they have things to say about how cheap he is?
Oh yeah.
He doesn't pay anyone the way they should be paid.
Yeah.
And he knows it, which is why he ain't gonna bring it up
because he knows he essentially rips off leaving.
Oh, he's so dumb.
This is why John is so easy to fuck with
because he's sitting here going, now you know
that if he is talking to someone over there,
just like you said, they're going,
oh yeah, she leaves the worst. We all hate him.
He doesn't pay us anything.
If that were the case, they wouldn't work there anymore.
That's how you know people don't get paid enough.
They leave that job.
That's a good indicator.
John worked for Howard Server 15 years.
He's on to paid me for 15 years.
That's on you, idiot.
Why are you still working there, that?
Wait, people don't call a radio call
screener when they don't like their jobs. No, but also like I do believe that there is
someone over there talking to have a way just to fuck with them. Yeah. And John's too
stupid. Like how many times he got to get this like played before he figures out like
there's just people fucking with me.
Right.
Why he's he'll never figure it out.
It's you told him point blank on MLC.
You're so easy to fuck with.
Yeah, I know.
And he's like, well, what is that supposed to mean?
And you know, I guess Tyler Mike doesn't do anything anyway, but neither is Julie.
And leave you just go, that's ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,
listen to me.
You know what I'm saying?
You know what I mean?
Okay, okay, listen to me, listen to me.
That's, that's fucking me.
I do it three more times, John.
Is Bob leaving on a show?
Yeah, I got confused there for a second. Dude. I was such a spot out in pressure
With the real person okay
So that one right along a couple of these are kind of long okay
Let's go to a relatively short one. Yeah PC4 and, just tell me what the fuck he means.
Well, I'm fat.
So, you know, if I can't, if I can't fat shame me.
Okay.
I'm fat.
So if I could say that I'm fat.
You did.
Why can't I say that he's fat?
Let me try and think of how I could spin this to make John seem like he's wrong.
Let's see, John being fat. Damn it.
Swing enemies.
So I don't even know the context to that, but it doesn't matter.
Yeah, right.
He literally thinks that this is like a black person
using the Edward.
Yeah, that's not what this is.
And I'll chat.
Some people don't like me called fat.
Now, I don't care what you call anybody personally.
I think it's all fair game.
We have a first amendment here in this country.
You can say whatever you want.
It's fine, but don't just be like,
well of course I call you a fat ass.
Look at me, I'm in the horrible shape.
What is that for who?
Who did he call fat?
I don't know.
What's this all about?
Yeah, I'm sorry, I don't know that,
but it just speaks for itself in its own stupid way doesn't it?
It's like John Collins won a horrible alcoholic with a smooth brain.
Our card is mad at us for playing Cliffs from Rada that's his bit. The card, do you know the context of this?
Of which the Collins would fat?
Yeah.
No I was trying to figure that one out too.
I don't know why he, I have no idea.
And did you see a show today?
He's came on drinking a slim fast. So I don't know. He's going with this fat thing
Was he yelling school every time we drank the slim fast? I don't think he was but he should have been 1987
What the fuck is this slim fast? I'm getting back on them now. He's just starting the powder
I'm getting back on them now. He's just starting the powder.
I have no idea.
Any idea?
Yeah, I have a thigh master with him.
Yeah.
You think he would actually maybe it's Patrick Melton.
That's some Josie Wales hat in the chat.
Oh, he's called Patty Patty.
Probably Mel Patty.
Yeah, that would make sense.
You think he would come on with a slim fast
and make a Tommy LaSorter reference, but no, not John.
That was a very famous interview
that he never talks about yes and he was also a very famous spokesperson for said product. I
don't I'm following a card of all right what else do you have producer Cress well I'm like
cardiffs here I'm skipping. No one's at home. Yeah well we're not. I just did not speak for all of
this card if I immediately regretted it when he knew the answer that like the fact that I got damn it
Cardiff tries to have fun with him and John isn't sure how to have fun
Oh, yeah, you're right to get right after the trance, but
I've got a lot of sex we we address the men'sa thing again. Oh, okay, good. Super happy fun, Chad, or thanks for the
two bucks. John, can we see your Mensa
member card? I don't know if I can find
it now. I didn't even have my
sag after cut when I was signing in
today because it's somewhere around
here. Now you you've said that the
Mensa thing is a joke right? What? Come on. Let's be let's be real John. Let's be honest.
I don't know what's up here. I don't have it here. Are you a member of Mensa? Yes. Of course.
No. Come on. No stick. Let's go. No. Of course. Of course. What test did you take become a member of men's I took to get it to time the men's a test. Yes
It was on a McDonald's place man
Sorry, if I was watching this when you were on talking about that. Thank you for holding him to this because Royce's co-host
goes, John, come on, you're not in Madness.
And he goes, I don't like him.
I like to say that's funny.
So he's already admitted it.
And now he's trying to go back every time he's in Madness.
I guess.
Yeah.
And this is John coming clean, John 3.0.
Yeah, right.
I'm a fuck you doing, man.
Wait for 5.7.
That's going to be the one.
That's the one.
Can I tell you, instead of looking in his wallet he looked around the box
Like maybe some the ceiling yeah, yeah, like it's a talking head video. Yeah
My pile of contours you the queen of diamonds
Two of spades no the match my match. My must of cons not here some
Fourth grade report cards
If he has playing cards on his coffee table you think they're all stuck together. I don't want to think
I want to skip ahead to number nine. This is this is breaking news at least something I got excited about would you consider doing the stuttering John roast?
I think that would be great
How much I'm getting paid oh you'll make you'll make money
The downers
They support even even he's that would support they could vote in droves
You know he's like a jay word right there
that's the answer to you guys
that really excited about that
that is like you can you can hear the rinky will i would definitely do one
i mean if they paid me
because i think that is the best
the best way for a comedian
again it will go but about a boxing match. Yes,
I agree. I'm going to bring this up when I go on and we do our show together that we
should do a roast of not off sugar agree to this, but the roast of shulian judge. I think
we did the roast of Carl and mini here in Rochester last year. You could have two people
be the topic of conversation. And at the, that's the best place to be because at the end you get to get back at everyone else.
Get the last say.
Great.
And they would have gone through it together and they might be friends after that.
I would love to see what John writes.
Oh, that's right.
That's our already plenty of time to prepare a John.
It'd be amazing.
Yeah. Well, be amazing. Yeah.
Well, I don't know if you know this.
He was the head writer for the cream of Bulgebar.
What?
No, come on.
I wish he would bring that up.
So he is a guy who's known for such a sense of humor.
Cream of Bulgebar.
He's never known as being white-hearted.
I'm sure that was a riot.
All right.
I'm going to do one more clip, and then we're going to tap out.
But we keep going back to this J-word thing.
Let's do number three and finally address
what this J-word is.
Yeah, I'm confused by this.
I'm not gonna, let's just say,
I'm no fan of Comey as for a lot of the things they does,
but you've been there for quite a while.
And, you know, I don't know, I thought I'm gonna say,
and this is, I hope you don't think this the wrong way.
I hope one day you decided to move away from him
because he's a little toxic.
And I, you know.
What is your biggest,
would you say is your biggest beef?
Is it that you think he,
like has talked about your,
is it the, he talking about the kids issue?
Harding with my kids, and one of them was a minor,
and my ex-wife had to call me and say,
whatever you can do, please have this stop because the kids are getting upset
because they're getting trolled by their friends now.
Kids, friends were watching Kumi's show and heard them.
They just called us for media.
Because you do it all in social media.
You can't be coming in on Twitter or Instagram.
And, you know, so they just, you know, so I had to call my lawyer in New York and call
the cops.
Yeah.
That's still like, just hearing that, it's like, bring me back to when Chad lied about his
black eye.
And he goes, yeah, he goes, I felt bad because someone's like, hey, my kids looked up to you.
It's like, it's the way it is.
To be fair, to be fair, John's family probably all watches compound.
Right.
Because for years, he was probably telling them,
I'm going to be on this network.
That's my chair.
I'm going to be a co-host here.
That is true.
And then they started watching like, yeah, the same bad.
I'm going to screw up.
Wait, are we, are we, are we going to let this comment?
I called my lawyer in New York slide.
Who is this lawyer in New York?
There's not working for free.
Vince.
So Michael Popock, like who is that?
Oh, maybe it is Vinnie the attorney.
This is referring to.
Yeah, it could be Vince's lawyer.
Because I know that Vinnie has had many times that,
John is not his client.
So I know for a fact that John might think that's his lawyer,
but that lawyer doesn't think that John's is client.
That's for sure.
This fin to the lawyer, like I don't know him other than just in pot sound.
Is he altogether there or is he like kind of like a character himself?
I don't.
Yes.
You know, and then you know, talk about sending him a cease and the cease.
That was the first thing.
The second thing is when he goes, he's constantly tweeting these, you know,
F and Ns and J's stop and then the, you know,
and then like he's playing a video game
and using the N word freely and the J word freely.
First time ever, I'm playing a video game.
Shouted out a Gamer word.
They're what I call Gamer words for that reason.
Okay, all right.
It's that thing that stopped.
Something like, oh, nevermind. that they stopped something like oh never mind.
What's wrong guys? Never mind.
James?
Yeah, like you.
Yes.
Well, you know, I don't know.
Yeah, it was j word.
Yeah, you're not supposed to say that anymore.
You're not supposed to say,
you know, Jewish. Yes, but holy I this guy is retarded yeah well that's the
our word I've heard other people say that let me ask you're a J word I am 100
percent are you funded by that word no no because that's what you are yeah I'm a total
fucking Jew I'm 50% J word I'd never heard of this before Well, actually you're not allowed to say Italian anymore. Oh, fuck I just say that shit
I just say dirty I
Italian
Jewish yes, but not
Oh my god, he looks so sensitive. That's so crazy.
No, John's just stupid.
Yeah, I get that.
But I just take the J-Port out of it.
I'm playing him.
Epic ends.
Now we know what he's saying there.
So, I'm a teacher.
I'm a teacher.
It's free of my face.
So, I feel like he feels hot.
So, I'm like, equals canceled.
I feel fucking.
He's canceled. I feel fucking.
He's amazing.
I personally don't use it because I don't do it in a way that's funny.
So it doesn't make sense for me.
But like, you know, in a way that's funny either.
It's just being painful.
Look, I don't care.
You have your own thing, you know, me personally, I don't think he's a good person. That's it, you know, but that's, you know, but it doesn't mean I don't, you know, me personally, I don't think he's a good person. That's it, you know, but
that's it, you know, but it doesn't mean I don't, you know, I'm gonna shit on you because
you're already, how long have you been on his network?
That's funny because up on the super chat is how he used to call her horse face and gummy
and gums. I think it's like, I wouldn't should have knew obviously, Chris, but they get
to that in this clip. I know it's running along.
It is. All right.
So when did I pitch my show? I think it was 2019. So since 2019.
So four years and it's like years and by the way, I've done his show a bunch of times.
Can you please tell me any of those? It's Lily Bell. Yeah, that's, that's the one thing.
He, he did not catch that the super chatter's name was Lily Bell.
A super chat like four or five later mentioned Lily Bell in it and he got all upset, but
he didn't catch this one.
Well, this one was up a couple times.
But watch Chrissy America.
She does not put her phone down for the rest of this interview.
Okay.
It's just, it's just when he started trashing my kids,
then it just went all downhill.
And then I was out of the Anthony Comey of business.
Anyway, enough about Anthony.
So what was Chrissy doing on her phone the whole time?
I don't know, she was very distracted.
Again, she wanted to be out of there.
Yeah, at this point.
She had a big interview coming up
and she even said she was like,
okay, John, listen, I really have to go.
And then she goes, okay, just three more questions.
Lily Bell needs to know.
So, Alisa was on the show for beer on the balcony on Sunday and we all know Alisa from
Kermit and Friends. She's no longer doing Kermit and Friends, but she has moved to Florida.
And so, John brings her in and
Immediately because John's so good at this
Explains her that she has to show her face because everyone wants to see how hot she is
That's the only reason why he has her on the show. Yeah, now remember he said the OP canceled on him
So he's already made it her look bad like if I had someone filming the last minute you could just not say that at all
Yeah, you know, I can't believe we have a lease on the show.
It's amazing.
It's amazing.
This is great.
Yeah, you don't have to already establish that OP can't sign you brought her in last
minute, but it makes that very clear.
It is on OP's pockets, you know, at least at least what you do.
I'm not happy with how I look right now.
There's a huge storm.
Uh,
I'm in the middle of our tornado.
And you just asked me to do this two hours ago.
I know he said you were going to get ready two hours ago.
All right, my hair is the way.
I don't look good.
Nobody can do John's share of the middle of the storm.
No, nobody.
I don't look over right now.
My hair is white.
I don't look good.
I don't look good. I don't look over right now. My hair is the way I don't look good. Nobody can do John.
Share them. It's possible that you don't know about it.
I don't look over right now.
My hair is wet. Let's just start talking John.
I'll make a good don't worry.
All right. Well, it's just I said to you.
I can't.
I look at my dog.
I look at my dog.
There's no way you can look bad. Look at me.
I'm a mess.
How do I put my camera on it?
Oh, here it goes.
What a charm.
Yeah.
You think you don't look good.
My hair is wet.
There's a tornado.
I look just stunning.
She does better than G. Don't.
What does that?
Yeah, I just think I'm surprised.
I just love it.
I love the way he pressures her in
returning on her camera.
He did this to Monique too back of the day. Yeah, come on sweet
Hot let's go. Let's go. Let's go. It's going on over there. Oh, I love that. They love that
I go on sweet. I started talking down to him. Come on sweet. Come on sugar to chill your face. I was thinking about
Around earlier because Monique
implored him to have fun with it. Yes.
Like a year and a half ago.
Yep.
He's finally coming around a little bit.
Correct.
Yeah.
Yes.
Thanks for being fun.
And that's the thing.
Like we're busing his balls.
He's busing my balls every day too.
Yeah.
This is fun.
We're having fun now.
We're not striking each other's channels.
No one's trying to get anyone arrested.
No leg breaking.
We're not suing people.
We're not getting the ball.
Not trying to take houses. Yeah. This ising people. We're not getting the bathroom.
Not trying to take houses.
Yeah, this is all good.
It's all fun.
You know, if you ever seized your house,
he's going to show other people that's like,
yeah, I almost got that house to.
We're going to have to.
Yeah.
I'm going to have to.
One more I get a hotel.
I was three jokes about my kids away from getting that house.
When he had me on Monday, I had just got off a red eye that morning. I'd slept
for a couple hours. I get a Twitter DM from him and I don't always check my Twitter
DMs. I happen to check and I saw it and it's like, what's your email? And this was three
minutes after his show started. So I send to my email, I go to watch his YouTube waiting for the email and he's complaining how I was begging him to come on the show and I'm late.
That's hilarious.
I haven't even got the Streamyard link yet and I'm late.
That's funny.
Because he mentioned who did he say he was going to have on a Monday?
Was it, was it, could we just play the clip a second ago?
Now I'm already forgetting.
I don't know if it was Opie.
Oh, Alex Stein? Oh, no, it wasn't Alex. Yeah, I think it was
No, it was. It was.
Alex time was today. Yeah, anyway, whatever it was. He goes, yeah, I'm gonna have someone so I was carrot if so I didn't work out
All right, so this is John hitting on his guest. This is one of the things that he does best
I still pops to me. I can talk in each other for three years. Oh, there's time. I'm Andy dick
Her fiance sound using the cloaks correctly talks to me. I can talk to each other for three years. No, there's talking about Andy Dick, her fiance.
So I'm using the quotes correctly.
Her fiance.
Then he calls me his fiance and he's very committed to calling me that,
but he never tried to hook up with me sexually,
but he likes me as a person and loves me as a person.
Well, if I were there, you know, I would try endlessly
to hook up with you sexually.
That's why I'm across the country right now.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's really good stuff.
That's what they all say.
They're getting a little creep right.
You know that.
I'm a sexual deviage.
You know, that's right.
Now that we're past that.
Yeah.
Who would tell a girl if I was with you?
I'd be trying to fuck you nonstop.
Who would say that?
Literally always say that.
I'm not even John being weird.
This is just normal male behavior.
This is normal male behavior.
You're not having my peck around right now.
Just, uh, I'm not right now.
You know no means yes.
Come on.
I'm going to be right there.
Just because you're so beautiful.
It'd be out. That's just how it is. My way of saying thanks. You know, actually, I hear I was thinking that
John's being a creep, but right, you can learn from this guy. Just always be hitting on
women. Always be hitting on them. You never know. Give them right home. Yeah. Yeah. Stop
there. Always be closing, right? That's right.
ABC, always be closing.
Okay.
So Elise is talking about how she no longer does her podcast.
She's just doing this, IRL streaming.
And she's very proud of herself.
It's working out very well for us and making a lot of money.
She's having a lot of fun.
And this is funny because John doesn't know what IRL stands for.
Even though the super chat, what's go with the super chat,
there's name is on this.
And you make a money doing it.
Yeah, just keep figuring out IRL for any person that does it.
Any person that does it can-
What is IRL?
I'm sorry, that's just a good business.
I mean, IRL stands for In Real Life.
So In Real Life says, oh my God, it's the IRL queen.
He goes, yeah, the Super Channel.
So like, what does Ariel even mean?
It's amazing.
No, but in real life, what does it mean?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
This turns into John hitting on Alisa again.
Mm-hmm.
Because now Alisa saying, you know, I could, she coaches people how to do this, IRL streaming.
And so she says, I could, you know, she comes, I could teach you, John, how to do this IRL streaming. And so she said, I can, she comes, I can teach you.
John how to do this.
And of course, she's in Florida.
John has a house in Florida, as we know.
And so John sees an opportunity.
I see a sitcom coming.
Well, his forest, Alisa, there's a five bucks.
John and Alisa, IRL together in Florida would be gold.
Yeah, we would. Well, listen, I'll be back here. And obviously, if you want to do it together, IRL together in Florida would be gold. Yeah, we would.
Well, listen, I'm going to be back here.
And obviously, if you want to do it together,
I'll come by you.
I don't care.
All right.
I'm getting my Harley fixed.
I don't know.
Some reason when I moved it.
OK, no Harley for IRL.
You need a car.
No, you're going to get the bike.
Are you going to get in the back in a Harley with me?
Oh, that's an IRL disaster.
John's not understanding what this is.
You don't get on a very loud motor vehicle
and drive around so you can't hear the conversation.
That's not what this is at all.
He thinks the date.
He already thinks this is a date.
He's like, oh yeah, I'll come over while IRL all night.
John's planning to put his Harley on a jet blue flight
from California to Florida. That's a jet blue flight from California?
That's a good question. He says it is Harley's in Florida now. I wonder how he got it. I guess he got a shift or something. But it's not working. So he just said it doesn't even work is there was that
Baker game was damaged in ship. You know what? I bet that Baker gave it but that was like a P.W.s.
Big adventure scenario. He knocked over the bike.
And all the other bikes fell over.
I got to tell you, I just shipped a car across country
and it's expensive as shit.
Yeah.
I don't see how John could afford that.
Which is weird in that movie,
because that's when Tequila comes in.
That's fucked up, man.
Fucked up.
Holy shit.
It's all coming together. Wow. It's all coming together.
Wow.
It's all making sense now.
This is more just John.
I don't think that him and Elise have a good chemistry together.
He forgets their history a lot, and she has to remind him about things that have happened.
I brought a piece of the house.
I know, but you turned on me.
You're a foot plopper. No, you turned on House. I know, but you turned on me. You're like a, you're a foot plopper.
No, you turned on me.
I, I don't want you.
I did not turn on you.
I did not turn on you.
I always said, John.
One, one of the very few non super chats he put up.
Alisa, don't you want to experience John's charm in real life?
Yeah, that's a good point because he's letting the shit hit on her for him.
Yeah.
Because the other one that I played before was just like, oh, you guys got an IRL together and he's like,
oh, I mean, I don't think so, but I've got the mob has spoken.
Steve J has spoken.
We gotta hook up.
I did not turn on you.
I did not turn on you.
I always said, John, I want you as a guest in my podcast.
I really like you.
I hung out with you several times, different places, and even so,
you still turned on me and I still don't know why.
Because you had me on your show with Sabotage.
Don't you remember?
I did not Sabotage you.
I thought you could have just handled that more normally.
And just been like, okay, that's a bad caller.
Like there are bad callers that call into a show like that.
But you know that.
You should know that better than anyone. Stuttering fuck face.
Yeah.
That was the one.
She's getting all these phone calls coming in.
People are like coming into the chat.
And everyone's just like, he's centered fuck face.
She's like, well, what's going on?
I'm the guest.
John, you're bitter, right?
That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
I mean, you're a bitter guy.
Obviously, she's like, what do you mean?
I never got about that.
She may have turned a little bit.
All right.
This is great because Ken Ato is a Nazi sympathizer.
Gives a super chat here.
But again, this is turning into an opportunity
for John to hit on her.
Right.
So he doesn't know what to do.
He can't take what to do.
Because I love seeing you face. Canado is a not see sympathizer.
Thanks for Bob. Hey John, you should take a listen to friends out for dinner.
I I would certainly take a least when I'm in Florida, I'll take out the dinner. If you want. I'm so excited. When are you getting here?
August, but anyway, so I live.
So about a two and a half hour drive, is that correct?
Yeah, but I would be so excited for this
because I think you should be absolutely incredible.
Yeah, I just think this,
this kind of, like your podcasting is very good
and you're getting the super chats is awesome,
but I think there's like so much excitement
to like this other kind
of way, and I think you would just love it and you would love the attention and it's
just like more fun.
I 100% agree with Elisa here.
I've been saying this for a while.
If John would just film his day-to-day life, we'd all be watching it.
It'd be amazing.
Just those still forms of him in the bagel shop.
I can't get enough of that.
He's phone is figure. Like, whoa, what's going on here?
This guy, Elisa, yes, you have to make this happen.
I don't care if you have to sleep with the guy or have dinner with them or both.
You got to get this guy to start IRL streaming so that we can all watch him 24,
seven. I think she's right.
I got to jump back in with just one clip because it's kind of related.
Okay.
Go to PC5.
I would love to.
Before you do that, did you hear him and accuse the Shuley Network of photoshopping those
bagel shop pictures?
Shot off.
Did he really?
To make them look fatter.
Now, the Shuley Network, I'm fans.
But I'm fans.
Who got that?
They can't even make a poster.
But they're going to make.
Good point.
Shuley Network maybe look a full of feet tall. But they're gonna make good point. Yeah.
Showing that with maybe a look of four feet tall.
It's potentials making some points over here.
Gotta give it to them.
In the area like I bought at,
I can't tell you how many people without me even saying anything.
Come up to me and ask for pictures and autograph.
Wow.
That's why you're growing your hair back out again.
I can't tell how many people because it's embarrassing. It's why you're growing your hair back out again. I can't tell how
to people because it's embarrassing. It's amazing. It's gonna be recognizable. He's got
off my real estate agent asking for my signature. The
mortgage company. I just signed a sheet of paper for him.
Everybody wanted my signature and my moms.
So Alisa's right.
Now hype is building man.
He's got energy going.
Oh for sure.
This would be huge.
I could see him signing his receipts
like and what's your name sugar?
All right.
Two, two Stephanie.
Just sign it at the customer.
All right, whatever.
It's fine.
I wonder if he signs his credit card stuttering, John.
He just does his legal day at this point.
All right.
So now we're talking about John's teacher.
He's going to impress Alisa with this.
And he's going to give us some real information, I believe,
which I didn't know about.
Maybe Super fans did, but this is interesting.
I also love that he can't just say
to teacher, like he can't just say to teachers like, I do it because it's like, you know,
it's good for the kids. That's why I do it. I don't want it.
He goes back and forth between Brian how much money he makes. And then also saying that
he's doing it because the kids need him. And in this clip, you're going to see he admits
that he's still a substitute teacher, but he likes to say that he makes $16,000 a year and he cites this one article he found that said that 10-year
teachers could make that much over time.
But substitute definitely do not.
Substitutes make money while they're teaching and schools out for summer.
So.
Well, I take my exam on the 23rd of August to be a fully credentialed teacher.
But right now, I'm the long-term.
What?
Are you like a substitute teacher or something right now?
Yeah, I do the long term right now.
So I did for seven months last, this last thing I did three and a half months of science.
We're going to have three and a month of drama.
But I wrapped my own exams.
I teach my own, you know, curriculum.
Yeah, because I'm never being a kid and substitute teachers
coming like forget that shit you were learning.
What can I do with what I say today?
I got my own textbook.
He's like Shakespeare.
What the fuck is this?
We're all out of the stall, was today.
Is the full time teacher exam the same as the men's exam?
I don't understand.
All right, so let's see.
She has some questions.
This is good.
Drama, a drama class?
Drama and science, yeah.
Oh, really?
And then last year was algebra and math.
7th grade algebra and 6th grade math.
And what's more than you think, Elise?
I'm like blown away.
I don't know what to say about that.
So 8th grade algebra is taught to eighth graders
He's explaining how smart he is because he can teach elementary kids about drama and math
I don't know how those two things lied but in John's world
So anyway, the point is is that he's still a substitute teacher
He just admitted that and he's got this exam coming up on August 23rd
Which I think is after the school year
starts in LA, but I could be wrong about that.
But anyway, he's gonna take this exam
and then if he's credentialed, he can become a science teacher.
But he has to pass that exam first.
Now, I'll ask you, Cardiff, what's the largest planet?
Yeah.
Jupiter.
Yes, it was the hottest planet.
Mercury.
Venus, you found it.
Venus, whatever.
I still found it. I think I said Mars, did you see would you see when he used me yeah that's why I'm asking you
okay that's why I'm asking you that because he was showing off how smart he is asking you
these questions a sixth-grader would know the answer to this planet you're
in this yeah I don't even know if I can name a man order I'd have to like look
that up right no one thinks you can name him in order. I'd have to like look that up. Right. No one thinks you can name him in order.
I promise you that.
Ray, it's okay.
It's okay.
Are you on right now, Ray?
You'd be happy to be back.
You should have a bit.
Ray's like a planet fitness.
Wow.
All right.
Go ahead.
You were going to try to name him in order.
Go ahead, Ray.
No, I'm not now.
No, no, no.
Son, did we bully you?
No, I, uh, I doubt I couldn't name him in order.
You're not smart enough to teach in the new LA public
school. You should be able to when I was a kid.
I might be able to name all the presidents.
No, you don't.
No, you don't.
You don't.
You don't.
You know what?
You know what? You know what? I would normally never say this, but I would like to hear you name all the
presidents.
I'll go try to.
I'll go least go to like, right.
First of all, how many presidents are there?
47 or 46, 47, 46.
All right.
We don't count Trump.
Washington, Adams, Adams Jefferson Madison Monroe. No, there's
another addums. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Um, Andrew Jackson Martin van Buren William Henry
Harrison John Tyler. Miller Filmore. Secretary Taylor. Are you going or are you just
naming on the front? You're going to. Are you really messing up that pierced?
You're already messing up.
You're the fourth with Jon Quixil.
And the fourth with James.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The fourth was James Madison.
No.
Jon Quixil had him for six.
Did you forget Reggie Jackson?
I said,
I'll name the top 10 again.
Just a little.
I'll name it.
I was making you forgot.
You forgot Garfield, O.D.
There's no one.
There's no one.
It's John Adams, John.
Then Jeffersam.
Okay.
James Madison.
Oh, got John.
All right.
James Van Rill.
Then John Quincy Adams.
Then Andrew Jackson, the Mark Panpear, the William Henry Harrison, then John Tyler.
So there's the first time. I mean, one no
take a Jack retailer. No, no
more. Right. This year. And we
can't. And you know, Lincoln,
Lincoln's at 16. Uh huh.
Uh, Andrew Johnson, Ulysses S
Grant. Uh, what have we done
today?
No, I think the
Harrison Garfield. Uh, What have we done today?
Garfield
What you teach children Ray you win
You win he did
I can do a lot of planes. I just need like two minutes like look back up me. I can't.
You need all the fucking planets in order. I did say good.
I can. I can. You named no plan is
Shots bitches the moon space X
International space station all right, we're ever tovy from a seas
All right, let me play a little more clip
Let me play a little more clip and then we'll move on we'll catch a dabble here because I'm looking forward to that but
John if you make in front of Ray Davino
John is going to try to impress
Alisa here Apparently John is quite the cook and he's gonna prove it with this information. I wanted to get into that with you. You cook
No
You cook. No.
No.
No, that's right.
Well, that's the end of that.
Yes.
Yeah.
You cook?
Yes.
Yes.
Wow.
That's amazing.
I'm so happy.
The fact that you're shopping today, the mass, the cooking.
Yes, I made last night.
I made chicken thighs.
Very, very.
Chicken thighs?
Oh, wow.
That's not a dish.
It's an ingredient. That's an ingredient
That's a protein. That's not like what did you make last night a protein flower? Wow
That's not what cooking means chicken thighs. I mean they are good. Yeah, I'm sure
Sure they are but what was the vegetable? I would much prefer Ray's stakes correct Ray is the king of the steak as we know
Ray's either frozen or he's very upset with us. I get that way. That was real insincere
Ray, did we lose you buddy? Hopefully
You're back Ray? Yeah, oh, my internet was perfect timing.
We're all just like, oh, come on, Ray, what's up?
Oh, right, we're all good.
You got a genuine compliment while you were gone.
Yeah.
Oh, that's overloaded, try to Google all the president.
Well played, Terrible play.
All right.
Let's catch a dabble or shall we?
Now, right, here's how this game works
if you haven't played it before.
Cardiff is going to play some audio for us
and then he's gonna cut it off.
And we have to figure out what,
I think it's a stuttering John, right?
We're doing a stuttering John again.
Today is yes, so we gotta figure out what John's gonna say next he we give us multiple choices
All right, so you just got to figure out you know knowing how John thinks and what the kinds of things he says
What do you think he's gonna say as the next thing out of his mouth? Does that make sense? Yeah, all right cool
It's very easy and a lot of first-timers win the game. I'll be honest with you. Oh shit
I got to bring an Annie too.
I can't leave Annie out of this.
Good thing I have eight options today.
Yeah, I was gonna say.
Oh, shit.
We got a lot of people checking this out today.
Hey, Annie, how's it going?
A lot of the Kuhuna.
All right, all right.
Thank you, Annie.
Let's get into it.
It's time for everyone's favorite game show
to catch a
Dabbler
Are you ready to play to catch a
Dabbler
I mean I gotta say on the major not many people can teach seven great algebra. I would put it
I don't think it I think a lot of people wouldn't be able to teach
Yeah, no math is like like math is it math is a tough subject period did he say seventh grade?
Elge broadges now. Yeah, so he's already in his mind
He said sixth grade math eighth grade Elge brought to Alisa just submitted a gal
Well, when you're talking to a woman you have to
You know these eighth graders. they're almost in high school.
And I've teaching them algebra.
Next, Jeremy, teach in ninth graders.
That's how that works.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So you're not me teaching college.
No.
Seven great algebra.
I would put it, I don't think, I think a lot of people
wouldn't be able to teach. Yeah. You math is like like math is it math is a tough subject period
and to teach it definitely
also I
I've taught in high school, but you know as usual what happens is the students Google my name
They call me mr. Melendez and
then they
They figure out are you John Melendez. And then they figure out,
are you John Melendez?
I go, yeah, are you Stuttering John Melendez?
I go, yeah.
Well, you're famous and they all ask for pictures.
So I take a picture and like the teachers ask me for pictures
and then one teacher posted it and these trolls
got a hold of it and like and that was the whole big,
you know, but again, I'm not ashamed of it. I a hold of it. And that was the whole big, you know. But again, I'm not ashamed of it.
I'm proud of it.
And I have three kids of my own.
And I'm going to tell you something on the page.
This is my favorite story from being a substitute teacher.
But Richard is so checked out.
Yeah.
You see, every time John talks about anything other than what
Democrats are up to.
Richard's just like, why don't we talk about this?
I don't care.
You're great.
Can I?
Fuck.
Can I tell you I always spend 20 minutes defending something
I'm proud of?
Right.
Yeah.
Like, I don't take off really to do my show.
Because I don't, I won't do it usually on Tuesdays
and Thursday unless they say, Mr. Melanda's, we really
need you.
Can you do five weeks more?
Can you do, we need to Can you do five weeks more?
We need to teach algebra and everything else.
I go, yeah, yeah.
I'm on my way.
I love it.
I know more.
I'm the emeralagasy of some two teachers.
Like, if I, and I don't expect you to know
where to try and isolate a variable,
if I do the reciprocal, if I can't do the reciprocal,
I go, boom, and I cross it out.
And, oh, I can't love it.
I remember once I'm leaving a school early, because I didn't have a six period and did you know
that by the way that that's what the boom was. Yeah, I remember this call. Yeah, I remember
this very specifically. Okay, I don't. Yeah, you picked the classic right here. This
one everyone knows this one. I know all three acts to this one.
Exactly.
Kids in the classroom were like, Mr. Melinda has come back and then I walk back crowded
classroom and they go, can you do boom?
And I go, boom.
And they all just freaking applaud.
You know, I'm the only one who can get my camera off real quick.
Yes.
On a griff, I love it. I love it because as a performer, as a comedian, it's. I love it.
I love it because as a performer, as a comedian, it's something I could do.
I can make learning fun.
And you know, and it can have an enjoyable experience while trusting that the teacher knows
what the hell he's talking about.
Someone pointed this out to me, I can't remember who it was and I apologize because we are
communicating about this.
You might have even supercheted John about it.
It seems like John is more animated now
than he used to be.
He's more comfortable doing a show,
and it might be because he's been in front
of these students for the last eight months.
And he's like performing for that all the time.
Yeah, so now he's getting like really animated, boom!
But you know, you don't stop,
but the kids are, whoa!
Standing goes after every class.
He's like the emerald of substitute teaching.
He's got a bam, bam.
He's got the bell rings, the kids go, ah!
Oh!
We have to go home!
Damn it!
My mom said I could sleep over.
I just seem like pounding course light.
He's like in the breaker.
Slam!
Let's go! Yeah. I just seem like pounding course light. I'm like in that break room. Slam!
Let's go!
Yeah, and everyone is, because I'm so sick, you know,
oh, like all these trolls, they also like to say
that I was a limo drive, which is a loaded shit.
They also like to say, I need supervised visitation
for my kids, which is a loaded shit.
And I don't know.
I don't care.
So, you put a note up on the screen there card
If didn't you start that one John claims that he's the one who told someone at the pop or something that he had
What did he just say about visitation?
Okay, yes
Thank you. Zero presentation and he goes he claims that he said that to find out if the guy was his friend or not
So it's like don't start rumors like. If it's gonna bother you that much,
it's a really bad idea.
What you should tell the guy is I have eight inches
and I will.
I think it's actually nine this year.
It's nine this year.
I'm not kidding.
I don't care about any of this,
but I'm just telling you,
because as my friends know, when my family know,
I'm proud of all the accomplishments that I have attained in my life and being a substitute teacher as we say to him in California.
A guest teacher is another one.
What did John say next? Here are your choices.
Number one, one of my many, many accomplishments.
Be another feather in my cap.
Next, another way I give back to my community.
Four, it's just the icing on the cake
Lastly, I mean I've done it all
But now I really have
Alright, so I remember this clip. I don't remember what he says knocks. I'm gonna guess be another feather in my cap I will go to
Ray DeVita. What do you think, buddy?
I'm gonna say I've done it all. Now I really have. That is a funny one.
For sure. Liam, what do you think? It's got to be number one of my many, many accounts.
Yep, that's a good one. Annie. I decided next. Give back. Okay. Give back give back. Let's go over to Lucy Tapebox.
I was also going to go with next giving back.
Okay, and producer Chris,
I think it's feather in cap.
All right, let's find out if anyone can catch a dab or today.
Because as my friends know,
with my family, no, I'm proud of all the accomplishments
that I have attained in my life.
And being a substitute teacher, as we say in California, a guest teacher is another one.
It's another feather in my chest.
Look, I mean, you know, for some teaching, I'll just...
Yeah, baby!
I literally just heard it from loses!
Cheater! Check of you, Count. Do your homework. Yeah, baby I would treat card if loses
Check of you count do you homework? I have to tell you a card if I know that you're pulling old clips because people are watching him But he's doing three to four hours a day. I'm not keeping up on all this stuff
So just find a obscure thing from these
Eventually it'll there'll be enough in the arsenal from the last couple of weeks that I can call from the new stuff.
Jibra, I mean, that's no easy task.
I mean, I gotta say Army Major, not many people can teach.
Seven great algebra.
I would put it, I don't think, I think a lot of people wouldn't be able to teach.
Yeah, like math is a tough subject period, fun and to teach it
definitely. Also, can we see how high school? I think I had maybe four beers in
fucking three hours. Just so everybody knows. I'm a school teacher, let me school
people by drink. Sure. Okay, I need school.
An example of his teaching.
So, one 12 hours a year,
he equivalent to less wine,
and equivalent to a shot, okay.
So you have that down every beer dissipates,
goes away in one hour, right?
Yeah.
Well, it has been almost three hours, right?
And what's a patient he is with his teammates? Yeah. Okay.
That means you do the man. So if I have four beers in three hours,
how many, how, how much alcohol I have my sister?
I don't know. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I Sorry. And so, so, did you have, oh, somebody said,
I'm fine.
Okay.
Whatcha've had, Mo, John?
Yeah.
Well, I'll put it on screen.
Go ahead, talk.
So, let's say I had five.
Okay.
Cause I, you know, I, because I'm counting beer on them.
I just did this math with a state tour last night.
Five five.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, let me ask you, officer.
Okay, sure.
I blew a point one eight.
Five.
And we've done three hours hours now let me ask you
You better get this right how many beers are in my
one
I'm doing three things at one oh
I'm trying to put something in
Let me pay attention
That's the point card Cardiff is trying to make it.
If a beer, oh, just can't say five years of the month to the pub alcohol. No, I need to eat and the pub has great fucking food. Anyway, so five beers, right? Okay. Okay. Now, one
I hate this. Okay, five beers. And we've done three hours. How many
peers are in my system? It gives me the answers. Three hours. So what? I don't know. I don't
like math. I hate it. Tell me. I have the teacher. That means I have two in my system. Okay.
But you're taking hours. Who gives a fuck? I like Chad there. system. Okay, but you give the fuck. I like
Chad there. Okay. Yeah. Great success. That's all for this time.
I don't do the real teacher's assignments. I do my own kids. I had five
beers and two right now. I write my own exams.
Kids, if the pub is a half of my life, I'd have to wait 90 miles an hour to get to it,
right after class.
It's all for this time.
And come back next time to find out
if you are man enough to catch a dabbler.
And can you believe Croge was on the last episode
of Subreddit surfing?
Check it out about the Subreddit surfing YouTube channel.
It was supposed to be Saturday.
It was supposed to be Saturday.
It was supposed to be Saturday.
What a gossipy tuber.
Yes, yeah, you did send this to me.
I didn't think you were going to send me a game because you're on vacation.
I rushed one out for you.
And you did and I missed it, so my apologies.
But whatever, we have to play it today and I appreciate that.
Guys, what have we done today?
We've done it all.
We talked to Ray DeVito about Ray DeVito's rock bottom podcast
We had a cringe of the week. We checked out some scourch to see what he's up to to fill some time in morning radio up there
And wherever he is in Wisconsin
Stuttering John was from great song parodies come through which I always appreciate
We caught a dab or she know what that means. It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, Jesus.
Jesus.
The team.
Oh, Jesus.
The team.
The team.
Jesus.
This is the part of the show we play,
Clifton the Podcast that we'll be reviewing
on the next episode of these podcasts.
Again, everyone excited to tease them
about the next episode so that they tune in.
And I'm happy to say Doug from whose right fan favorite
coming on the show this Saturday if you watch live you listen live in the discord Saturday at two
of course you can also check it out on Sunday when we put it out on the main feed
wherever you get your podcasts from and we'll be checking this show out with Doug from
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It's a new day in it.
That's the bunny ranch, yeah.
So that's it. We'll be checking out.
Ray DeVito, thank you so much.
You have been very gracious with your time today.
And I appreciate you coming on the show,
working people find you and what you're up to, buddy.
You can find me on Twitter at Ray DeVito,
on Instagram, Ray.deVito, rock bottom podcast,
smart one o'clock, Shulley Networks, down for the week.
So it's on my YouTube channel, rock bottom pod.
And yeah, if you're in Akron,
I'll be at the funny stop next next week, headline in that weekend.
And then I'll be back in New York City, my show, the August 1st of the stand.
That's the one to go to August 1st.
Got Joe Liss, Mark Norman on that show too.
Fuck yeah.
That's a good line up, my friend.
Well, thank you very much, Ray.
I do very much appreciate it.
Actually, Ray put in a good word for me when Mark Norman was in town both him and Dr. Steve said hey Mark you should do a curls podcast
and Mark went that pass but thank you all right I appreciate it.
Did he at least hit you back or yeah yeah I got to meet him in the South yeah I was cool
I mean he's a busy guy he does it a podcast I understand I. But yeah, people check out Ray's show and check him out.
If he's coming to your town,
performing stand-up comedy, thank you so much.
Ray, I appreciate it.
Thanks for having me.
Yeah, buddy.
And also I wanna thank Liam for hopping on.
Liam, McAnine, I tried it twice.
Good work.
I was feeling good about it.
It's just feeling good for some reason.
Liam, what are you up to?
Can people find you anywhere? Are you hiding? Well, I am no Mark Norman, so I's just feeling good for some reason. Liam, what are you up to? Can people find you anywhere?
Are you hiding?
Well, I am no Mark Norman.
So I have a lot of time to podcast.
But yeah, I'm actually doing a show
at the Improv July 31st in Hollywood,
a Melrose Avenue for my birthday, July 31st.
I just did that, 730.
And my guest will be Chris Estrada
from the show, this fool on Hulu
and Mark Brazil who created that 70 show and a really good lineup.
So please come out and you can drop.
I'm plugging the show.
I get it.
Come on.
You know, I got hit the they've dropped.
No, that sounds all very exciting.
I'm sure there's a lot of people in the LA area who will come and check that out.
And I cut you off.
Anything else you were going to plug there?
Any fun, man?
Twitter and hate slim.
But that's about it.
Awesome.
Thank you very much.
Liam, Lucy tight box.
Yes.
You have a YouTube channel.
I sure do.
I review movies over at once over with Kaylee, which is C-A-Y-L-E-Y, and I have exciting news,
which is that Trucker Andy is going to be joining me shortly. And you two are watching one of my
favorite movies of all time, Get Avin, aka Get Even. AKA Champagne and Bullets. Yes, aka Mr. aka.
Yes, what a great gem. If people don't know about the movie Get Avin' whole, I mean, it's impossible to find,
you can't get it.
But I hear that there's a way to get it, Andy has a copy of it.
Andy has been very, very generous.
So if you come and check out that video over on my channel on YouTube, you will find out
the way to get a copy of that movie for yourself. And it is definitely well worth watching.
Once over with Kaylee,
the YouTube channel should check out that's C-A-Y-L-E-Y,
because Jews are not a spell apparently.
That's true.
I'm not a mathematician.
I feel like John would throw that in.
Right.
You know.
All right, well thank you guys very much.
And we're gonna hit some voicemails
and we'll read some reviews,
but I don't wanna take up anyone's time
if you guys have to cruise, please feel free to.
Is there a bomb dropping somewhere out there?
There is.
I can't tell if it's right.
I can't tell if it's race,
how does it look like when you're outside or Liam's?
Probably right.
No, it's, you know what, my mom lives
under the flight path from Jay
Really I'm I'm actually gonna jump off because I'm gonna go meet my aunt. I told my aunt I go meet up with her so
I got to hang with raise other aunts
Thanks guys a lot of fun. I appreciate it. Yeah, thanks girl. Have a great. We'll talk again soon
guys a lot of fun. I appreciate it. Yeah. Thanks, girl. Have a great one. This is great. We'll talk again soon. Please, George's again next time.
It might be the episode we find out once for all. Who are these podcasts?
Well, reporting in the must-vis of Morning Radio.
And now to show these clothes right now.
Hmm. Okay. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone.
All right, Annie, you've been very polite and patient with us today.
Oh, thank you.
I just worked here, I guess.
Yeah, I guess so.
Do you have any new reviews that you can share with us?
Yep, I got two for you if you ready?
Great.
Do you have a microphone?
I got one from me.
Yeah, your mic sounds off today.
Usually you sound great.
There's something going on.
I don't know if you're connected to the wrong mic.
You want to check your settings?
In stream yard or something?
I'm a stickler for audio quality. I'm finally lording it over someone else. I know.
I'm so nice. I'm not Stuttering John. You might be thinking about don't you know tech issues? Is this the right mic? Yes
That's it. We go. I don't know why I switched to my camera mic. My apologies. Stream yard sucks
Anyway, the first review is from
Jin 32 July 12th 2023. Well, do you? Did you graduate high school 35 years ago? Now you
miss all the gossip for those days. This is the show for you, but literally no one else.
Okay. All right, I know there's a little bit of man gossip going
out of the dabble verse these days. We try to have fun, but it seeps in from time to time.
Is that a five-star review? No, that's a one-star. Damn it. Quite cartiflex that. I hear that What else you got? We got one more from J Rob 77 July 14th, 2023.
Skull. Oh, yeah. Great show.
Yep. Perfect. That's a five star.
That's a five star.
Better be. Thank you, J Rob. I know. That wasn't one.
Sir, you're very bummed out about that.
All right. Let's hit some voice,
now the team is going on.
One of the leaders of a very important country,
that's a bike gang called into the show.
I thought it was an ambulance.
This is exciting.
That one, that's where you're at, what?
What does that say?
Oh, Chad Zumaugh was accusing me
of being a child in the West through today, so. oh, it's kind of where my head's fond. Yeah
Yeah
You're like maybe I'll take it up
Star this is Vladimir Putin your good man. Hey, but listen. I just wanted to thank you with that all
Russian cuisine. I really appreciate your help
Anyway, I hear you're having problems with this
Insta lawyer guy. Well, you'll give me his advice and we see what we can do
Anyway, thanks buddy
W-A-T-P America number one anti-cranian podcast.
All right.
Thank you, Putin for calling in.
I feel like you're a busy guy right now, but if you want to take care of Vince the Warrior,
yeah, I'll shoot you as Edras.
No problem.
Chris just wrote down a note, son, Putin.
Yeah.
Vince is an Edras.
Thank you.
I wouldn't forgotten.
So thank you for doing that.
We always go over the notes afterwards.
All right, speaking of Florida bike gangs.
Hey, Florida bikeers here.
Hey, you should use Andy's come town intro
for the love of God.
Then like a thousand episodes better do that
before your home, your house is water is water gets a lot more interesting
All right listen, buddy, whatever you say we'll pull up Nick moment
Again and my guest today and he
That is one of my favorite drops
Oh, I should have played this for Liam while he was here
Hi Carl, I'm two weeks behind trying to catch up,
and I just listened to the Bobby Bones show episode.
I got you that on a talk about Patrick Michael,
Liam something or other.
Sounds so much like Andy Brother Joe's
to throw me the fuck off.
And she doesn't have the guest in their apology show.
I don't even more confused than R.D. is.
Anyway, call me back.
Yes, that show needs to be more confusing
than it already is.
The All Apologies podcast. Yeah, that show needs to be more confusing than it already is the Allipology's podcast I want Joe six pack now to definitely book a Liam on there that'd be good
Michael rap report calling into the show finally. This is exciting. This is very exciting. I'm a big fan
Joe Carp is Michael rap report
AKA the jinglimata of the boys male section
AKA color blind Mike.
I just got to say I was listening to the bottle blonde
test with that fucking bitch.
Yeah, bottle blonde motherfucker.
And I got a sneaking suspicion that motherfucker leaches his
ass off. Yeah.
Ramp with all the hits right there.
Well, deep Paul.
Yeah, I was thinking the same thing like that is a I wrote that Yeah. Rapp with all the hits right there. Well done. Deep pull.
Yeah.
I was thinking the same thing.
Like that is a, I wrote that by the notes.
That's a deep pull.
That goes back many years.
Very good.
Now going back just in the last episode, my boy J. Maine called it to the show.
I'm a huge fan of J. Maine now.
Oh man, listen Carl.
There is a thing about French media.
This is a J. Maineain by the way car.
French media don't know shit about like the dabble verse who
by the door the stud of in John was just in chillette as a par man going to slide through
whatever with a big pipe. All of a sudden this dude from Minnesota starts rolling in and uh
whoo
he's going to be like a potato or something
i thought that was a story
there was a thing called the uh... pot town incident
they took uh... four jokes off-ray to be done one day man but it can't be
in care
hope that uh that illuminates things.
I no longer to do your homework.
I appreciate that.
Jay main, Colin anytime.
I'm a big fan.
You really know how to tell a compelling story.
Paco, Colin to the show.
I was so proud of Paco.
I'm just telling you now, I was catching up on WATB,
you can film many, but I was gonna say, you're doing great, I'm just uttering John
Shit, it's fucking crazy, you know what I mean?
Fucking bananas, flow, I didn't have any idea that he was ever gonna speak to me.
And here you are, you piece of shit, living your fucking dream. You know what I'm saying?
So fucking man, I'm jealous. You're living your dream and I'm jealous of it and I fucking hating on you
You know what I'm saying? Fuck you man.
Fuck you and your life of living is
I'm looking proud of you here. Thanks. I'm so happy
This is great confidence. It's best. I'm so happy. This is great, Jonathan.
This is the best time I think you came out with and fucking in months and months.
You know, I'm just saying it's good.
Yeah, I'm going to be more active in listening.
I'm not going to fall behind you.
All right, man.
I'll see you later, dude.
Shout out to you.
I'm going to see what you know what?
Got to ask your other.
You know, I'll see you later.
All right, later.
Yes, I know what you were saying.
You don't have to keep asking.
Thank you, Paco. Is that way his way of asking you if he's you're going to come out in his show again?
No, I think he got the hint when I said I just did your show. Give me a minute.
I think I do owe him Andy's email though still. I think he wanted that to get Andy on his show.
And apparently Andy's doing anyone show these still. I think he wanted that to get Andy on his show. And apparently Andy's doing any one show these days.
Everybody.
It's embarrassing, actually.
It's slut.
Now, Andy, for some reason, oh, you know what it was?
I think it was Stuttering John asked me if I ever
been arrested before.
And I went, oh, yeah, I did.
When I was a teenager, shouldn't have said that.
I should have just lied about it.
Mr. H. Berger, this is Detective Stevens
from Rochester Police Department. As you know, there's been a string of mountain bike that is what's right about it mister uh... hebriger's detective students from roger police department
you know there's been a
string of mountain bike theft throughout the area surrounding suburb this
whole summer
i would give you number they say you have particular set of skill that
knowledge in this field
uh... that they need to reach out to you we have to suspect down here right
now they said there's one guy that needs to talk to the mountain bike, Ethan.
And that's the original logjust to mountain bike, Ethan.
Never should have said anything.
Now we're gonna need you down here within 10 or 15 minutes.
All right, this guy's about to crack.
All right, guys, I gotta jump.
I gotta jump and do this.
Let's hit these last voice mouths.
I gotta go talk to the RPD again.
Yeah, I'm gonna figure this out for them
all right there's another person Keith in Montana trying to make sense of Jay main and his story
that he told hey carol it's Keith in Montana so I kind of confused on this whole no jumper thing
just on this whole no jumper thing. Especially when you talk about whoop for whatever,
but for what it's not a bike is the kids better be doing
their homework or school or they're going to get shot.
I don't know why would you shoot kids
because they forgot to do their homework.
Good point.
Yeah.
Fucked up.
Montana be white.
I think is the point of that one.
All right, D-Lux also loved Jay Main.
Jay Main is a runaway hit on the show.
I thought I grabbed too many clips, but apparently not.
Charles D-Lux left coach, Shaggingham, great show
the other day.
Hey, what's up?
The dinner, Newport Beach on Saturday
with some friends, four star friends restaurant to a man
We all agreed once in a while and you get a fluky whoop. You don't cry about it
You go get new pipes you roll down the lagoon of each and you whoop down there live and learn
Fluky whoop
It's a new puppet
Yeah, do you like too cute fl fluky? I get the size of both great.
So my name is callback Curtis.
I live at 308 Negro, a royal lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico.
This is my confession.
If you're listening to this, I'm probably dead,
murdered by my fellow voicemailer, Nate from Flint, Michigan.
It all started with a white Russian watch
that's in New York, and ended with a joke
at reference bird christre calling himself a better storyteller.
Now I must pay my dues for an acknowledging his impressions,
despite having my own, such as Chad Dumach or me from
Family Guy or me from Family Guy. Good bye and pray for me. So weird thing going on between
Cal back Curtis and Nate and Nate called in as well. Carl Nate from Flint, Michigan. Hey, are you
one of those real natural Nazis or one of those fake showing out bottle notches.
That's a five to serve.
That's a five to serve.
So name your top five notches.
And if you say Hitler, Durable, Dory, and Trump, you all know that you're a bottle notches.
Show's a bring with it, Faker.
You got me.
Damn it.
It's not I was pulling it off over here.
Don't forget you have a J there.
I was gonna say I just want you to say the J word for me once.
Please.
Wow.
Annie, what are you up to these days?
You still working with Patrick Michael?
I haven't really been talking with him lately.
I've been kind of caught up and everything that's been going on the dabble verse. It's been very very busy.
Yes.
So he had a live stream yesterday, but it coincided with a subreddit serving, which I hopped over there because I was in the middle of driving.
And subreddit serving is a little bit more fun to listen to while you're driving.
Yeah. Patrick can be a little bit meandering. so from time to time, I've noticed very good.
And then what's these show people can check you out on?
It's called What Is This Game?
You can find it on most of the podcasting apps
or you can find it on YouTube.
It's hard to find though,
because it's not very served by the algorithm yet.
So, you know what's generic?
What is this game?
That sounds like a search query
that a lot of
people probably typed into things. Well, that could work in your favor though, I suppose.
Who knows? So far, you know, it's it's it's like five episodes in. So it's very small right now.
All right. Very good. Well, thank you, Annie, for coming on. We've reviewed Cardiff. Thank you
for coming on. Thank you. You want some breaking news? Yes, or did you hear what Chad did today?
What did no what did Chad do today? Well, I so you know I brought on Wednesdays for the show
Yes, but I go on and I see the Tuky's live
But he's sniping and MLC and Chad and what I saw wasn't currently if I'm wrong
It looked like MLC has turned the tables on Chad's a their sniping Chad's sniping him and
like MLC has turned the tables on Chad's and they're sniping Chad's sniping him and putting him in one of the boxes.
So that was like Chad's on their show.
That was pretty much what I was referring to.
No, I know what's that.
I just wanted to make that observation because I was cracking
up about that.
But yeah, what was going on with Chad?
So we were stream sniping with Tookie and obnoxious John.
We were stream sniping Chad, stream sniping John.
Okay.
John was Okay.
And John was late.
So there's a lot of downtime.
And Chad was, we were watching Chad begging
for the link for our show.
So I sent him the stream here at link.
Okay.
He came on and put hardcore pornography up on his phone.
Hahaha.
What did that sell?
Yes.
So is your channel bandian or what's going on?
Oh, it's Tuky's channel, I don't care.
Okay, okay.
That's kind of creative for Chad. I don't care. Okay. Okay. That's kind of
creative for Chad. I got to say usually sucks. Well, no, in the
email I sent them the link I asked him to do it. Oh, well,
that's not creative at all. That kind of kind of was behind it
all while I always sabotage it. Dookie. All right. Wow. So much
going on. Uh, current, if you have so much going on, how was your
vacay? Was it nice relaxing?
Did you get away from the dabble first for a little bit?
Very little bit. I spent a lot of time in airports delayed and canceled
It was one of those but it was good. I'm sorry to hear that buddy, but I will be going live tonight with something
I don't know yet, but I'll be going live tonight since there's a since there's a big vacuum
In dabble versus content this week,
I think we're gonna try and take advantage.
Right, Shulee's, I mean, they have a backup channel.
They went on, but now they're not doing that anymore.
So now it's, yeah, the Shulee network is off this week.
Yeah, so you can, Cardiff will fill that void for you.
Make Haywell's the sunshine.
That's right.
And you said you don't know what you're doing.
The WATP after show obviously. Yes, the W. That's right. And you said you don't know what you're doing. The WTP after show obviously. Yes.
Everybody go over and check out Cardiff on on his channel and a couple hours though. Oh, no, not right now.
Oh, I'm gonna go live a life for a little bit.
Show off.
Fair enough. Let's go get chicken wings. All right.
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