Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep434 - The Brink of Sanity
Episode Date: August 10, 2023This week we're checking out a comedy show that's been going for 15 years. Sounds impressive until you learn that there's no audience. Then it's just sad. Well the good news is the two or three hosts ...refuse to learn how to be better as showcased on their 400th episode. Hughezy joins the show to try to figure out why you'd start a comedy show talking about grooming children. Then Patrick Melton from Nobody Likes Onions joins us to discuss his recent appearance on Misery Loves Company and the current state of that show. Then Stuttering John points out how not racist he is by listing all of the minorities that live near him and brags about shagging chicks. https://www.youtube.com/c/HughezyEntertainment https://www.nobodylikesonions.com/ Tickets to the Magic Bag on 9/15 – http://watplive.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Before any of that happens though, we'll be reviewing a show called The Brink of Sanity
This was a suggestion from Japanese fart enthusiast in the discord. We have both listen separately
We have not discussed it with each other before,
let's get into it.
They show hosted by Mark and Jay,
and let me read to you what Japanese fart enthusiast said.
We have a review suggestions channel in the discord.
I appreciate when people go in there
and go, hey, check this piece of shit out
because it makes my life easier.
Hero, the break of sanity podcast has been putting out shows
since 2008 and recently posted
their 400th episode.
But why?
This painfully unfunny comedy podcast insists on existing despite the fact that their shows
consistently average about 15 views on YouTube.
They've also put out hundreds of episodes of a basketball podcast that nobody lets us
do called the New York Knicks podcast.
This determination of broadcast to nobody is truly mind-biling.
And yes, that is a perseverance right there. 2008 to 2023, they're still going. And nobody cares.
And this is specifically why I think you sabotaged me because the last time I was on this show,
I didn't exactly get the greatest response from these lovely, lovely listeners you have.
Yeah. I think you set me up to be completely trashed again because this podcast,
the brink of sanity is so shit that I watched an episode last night to review
and out of the one episode, which was over an hour long, I got an enormous
three clips and Carl picked two of the same clips.
I didn't do it.
I didn't do it because we had some time stamps.
I got that.
That's fine.
But so I've brought an entire clip.
Are you saying, are you saying to me that you think I bring you on to make you look foolish?
You think I might show it a sock?
Is that what you think is going on over here?
That's not the case, sir.
No, I think you made a suck on your show.
I don't want you to suck.
So that it makes sense for you to bring Geno back.
I don't want you to suck.
I don't want anyone to suck on.
I'm the punching bag around here, buddy.
Jesus.
All right.
I'm going to start off, because there was episode 400,
and Huzi and I both checked that out.
But let's back up a little bit.
Let's go back to episode 389.
And they talk about how they're getting close to 400 but in a very cute manner. Very funny manner to
Everybody welcome to the brink of sanity episode 389
Mark we are getting closer and closer to the 100th episode anniversary of us promising a 300th episode special
That's how anniversaries work.
No.
Anniversaries are based side time and more importantly years, specifically.
That's what an anniversary is.
That doesn't make any fucking sense.
And I just want to say that Mark looks like a younger and much dumber Michael Rappaport.
I love you guys picked up by that or not.
Hence the basketball side podcast there maybe.
Yeah. Yeah. Well, they do love the nicks. So yeah, that is a parallel for sure.
And if you didn't know these guys are a couple of studs,
you can actually see his kitten cuckish in the background.
Oh, yeah. No, there's a cat jumps in his lap at a certain point.
And we'll be getting into Jay and what kind of a loser he is
A little bit because I have some evidence of that
But notice that this show just started episode 389 and they already start with an inside joke about how
Up so 300 wasn't a thing that they promised or something no one's watching the show guys
Don't start with an inside joke. Don't start with something that nobody would know about because
Absolutely no one has been sitting on pins and needles
for the last 90 episodes, waiting for this 300 special to happen.
Yeah, I would say the inside joke is usually a byproduct
of being nervous, but nobody's watching,
so what do they have to be nervous?
Right, what are you nervous about?
Yeah, this one might take off.
Let's do a good job today.
All right.
They should really stretch the fact that they have no viewers and really enjoy the council culture will never find them
That's a good place. They should list the sexiest Dines Syndrome girls they've ever seen
They should point out their top five annoying things about black people just because on that show they can get away with it
Not that I would endorse that episode at all
But I would watch could you imagine so you start a show called a gamer words podcast or something
You know just a good attention, but you're like well no one's listening to us. It doesn't matter
But that's that in the episode that everybody is
Sending around and sharing and it goes like fuck I find it viral and it got me cats
Damn it. I was trying to be a G.
It kind of worked.
They were going to have a guest on this episode.
They explained that they're getting these requests to have guests on their show.
I'm also confused because we were supposed to, this is two weeks in a row,
that we had some publicist reach out to us
and schedule an author to come on our show
i mean a few
couple months ago we had uh... who's the good dental guy on
yeah one hundred ten to see what's awesome
he was awesome
some public speech out to us and that's that's the half of the show
great awesome so so i don't know who's publicist are i imagine their people
they're just scamming these writers and they're like
oh sure you wrote a book no one cares about it if you pass a lot will find
random podcast what you on
but anyway
we agreed
last week the guy didn't show up and there was no explanation writing show up
and currently the uh... the person is supposed to come on for this week is
seven minutes wait late
uh... and i'm just i have
no expectation is guys gonna come on.
I just wanna point out before I finish this clip
that these people get booked to do their show
and then they go to their YouTube page
and see it their episodes average nine viewers
and they go, why would I waste my time with this?
That's why this is average.
Guys, name a Sam McRoss, you wrote a book called
Value Economics.
This will be a weird way to start the episode
if it does come on.
And also, one of these two retards
going to talk to a guy who wrote an economics book about,
are they prepared with question for this?
I don't think so.
I can't imagine.
It does sound like a potential for some great comedy though.
Right.
And maybe that's why they're doing it.
Maybe they're accepting these requests
because I get these requests too
from people who have never heard my podcast or just spamming, they're like,
we really love what you're doing over there
at the Who Are These Podcasts.
We would like you to interview this,
blah, blah, blah.
This person's very interesting.
I'm like, we don't interview people,
except for Joey C. tomorrow,
the Who Are These Podcasts YouTube channel for sub-reason.
I still don't figure out why I'm doing that.
Do you think his surname fans, Blind Mike?
What I like about huzi this dude is fucking coin doesn't give up
And you can say a lot of things about huzi. I've read most of them in our subreddit
But he doesn't give up no one can say this huzi guy just gives up. Yeah, it goes away
Never does he go away?
Never does he give up it doesn't matter. We believe in you, man.
I didn't say that.
Well, I believe he's this.
Yeah, I'm the Stuttering John's general award of comedy guests.
That's pretty good description.
And that's the show, no, it's part of it, please.
All right, you got it.
Now, they desperately want people to watch their show.
And this comes across very early and often in this episode.
My podcast that's completely worthless and I've been trying for a decade, over a decade.
Now please don't fire me.
It's like the movie candy man.
If you say the brink of sanity three times in row and a mirror guy with a hook comes in
and stabs you in the back.
I wish we could make a knot.
If we can motivate someone to do anything.
Like, if we can motivate someone to be the real candy man,
that'd be something for a show.
It would.
What we need is like a marketing person,
like hype man, somebody who could actually book guests
who show up or like get us a following on social media.
These people are stupid.
You can see why they're not successful in any single way and they've been going at it
for a very long time.
You can't just hire someone to make you well known
and successful.
Like, oh, if we can just hire someone
to get people to follow us on social media,
that's how that works.
That's how that works at all, Tommy.
You might want to have a good product.
Yeah, yeah.
Wow, producer Chris, who isn't even a marketing professional
like myself.
It's ausmosis.
Figure it out.
Figure it out. No, no.
And it's not that hard to get a podcast gassed on.
You just send at DM the Bob Levy.
That's true.
He's got time.
He's got fun and great on the chat.
Or you just get a bunch of sock accounts to say,
boy, you really should go on that Briggs podcast.
Those guys are killing it over there.
Or just ask Cardiff what to do.
Cardiff always knows. That is true. Okay, so what happened is this guy, J, used to have
the Twitter handle at Brink of Sanity. And he let it go because he thought when they
started doing the basketball podcast, they were gonna call it Nick of sanity
because they're covering the nicks.
And then he realized, wait a second, that's retarded.
Because what are we gonna do, a basketball comedy show?
Like you got to pick one of the other,
it's not, you can't be both, doesn't make any sense.
But then by the time he realized that,
someone else had taken his brink of sanity handle.
So now he has brink of sand in the three
or something like that
and he explains that he's trying to get that handle back from twitter
i've sent them
links to the website
i've showed them like our podcast logo
and they say that's not enough we're not like legit enough to take this
precious precious account that tweeted five times in 2012, 2010.
Yeah, so the account that he wants to take
has not tweeted in 12 years.
And even then Elon Musk is like,
yeah, but I mean, we want to give it
to someone who's legit.
This is, you guys, this is not a show.
You're not even showing them our logo.
They don't give a fuck about your logo, dude.
It's not impressive, and then he's like, away.
All right.
What does the tagline enter the negative verse mean?
Enter the what a verse?
It says break of sanity.
Enter the the
negative verse.
The very
I've said them correctly.
Pornunch that is that what because
it's a negative atmosphere here.
These guys are so toxic.
Yeah, watch out. The negative verse everybody. Maybe guys are so toxic. Yeah, watch out.
The negative verse, everybody.
Maybe it's because their wives
negged them all the time.
That's probably one of those wives.
I don't know if I talk about that.
All right, Kittens, this, yeah.
This guy is gonna explain to us
that he's not gonna want a traction on Twitter.
Or anywhere.
It's not from a lot of traction on Twitter or anywhere. It's not from a lack of trying
I tweet constantly on the brink of sanity Twitter account and get no feedback like
Nothing
Well, geez, well keep doing that
I work one of these
Lucky day, right just keep doing that that's fine. Oh boy.. All I do is tell off my boss every new job I get and I
I'm always unemployed. I can't figure out what's going on with the problem here. He's enjoying forces with Patti
Butte water. Yes. They had a similar conversation like this on the episode that I watched. So if this is a
Ronin theme, then nobody watches this show. That nobody watches this show,
and that's what they keep talking about.
I'm gonna have to start watching this.
Yeah, no, think about that.
You've been doing a show with your body for 15 years.
It's just not working any single way.
How could you not ignore that?
That's the elephant, the rooster right there.
It's like serenade each other going,
well, we're on another Zoom call together.
What the fuck are we doing?
Yeah, that's the topic every time. Yeah, guys't know so what are you up to now we get into apparently mark received
a note from Twitter and it's one of these notes that every Twitter user receives where just says
hey we'd appreciate it if you add descriptions when you post a image because that will help out
the visually impaired people who use our website
Now as you guys know, I happen to know one of these visually impaired people who use this Twitter quite a bit, but
This guy is gonna turn this into comedy gold. This note that it received
Really are there a lot of people that enjoy Twitter this way who are
Vision impaired I
Wouldn't think so.
Vision impaired people are not allowed to use Twitter
for some reason.
All right, fair enough.
Yeah, I think he fell for a troller.
I think that's real, but vision impaired people, of course,
get offended by the surname of Joey C.
Because the C could be the word.
There you go.
Because Joey C out of the window is,
that's like an initial.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's something that I was bragging.
He's not shoving it in my giri's face.
I don't think.
I mean, I'll find out tomorrow when I talk to him.
We'll find out what's really going on.
Now, so Mark just explained he got this note, he's got a hilarious take on this.
And he takes an angle that none of us would have come up with.
He really figures out the funny in this one.
But would it be funny if you're like, you're like the Twitter's like bonding you?
I saw you put a sticky push, pushy picture.
Could you describe the pussy picture next to it?
I hope all, because like I hope all,
like Twitter goes overboard with this.
And anytime you just know like a porn star
post like a nude picture, she describes
what's in the picture.
I mean, this wouldn't be difficult, right?
You just use adjectives and verbs like sloppy,
penetrated, dripping.
Let's see what could be pretty easy to do.
In satchel.
Right, those types of terms.
Funny stuff though, guy, that's really funny.
Yeah, so you gotta describe the picture,
but what do you put a picture of a vagina, right?
Yeah, that's pretty good.
What's that?
Good thing, everybody.
So I'm the guy in the red, thinking of a sloppy one.
Anyway, what's that up?
So here is proof that these guys,
unbeknownst to me, are fans of our show.
And this is very cool.
I mean, we're a pretty big show,
but still I always appreciate what I hear
is stuff like this.
Jay, yeah.
I heard about this on another show,
but I wanted to ask you. And this is related to what we're talking about
Do you think when girls squirt is it squirting or peeing? I?
Don't we heard that I know what he's listening to it's all we talk about over here. Yeah, the squirt versus p debates
I love this show now. I've completely changed my mind
I love this show. No, I've completely changed my mind. What the fuck? Why would you ask this guy of all stuff?
Let me ask him.
What's your secret?
What's your heart take on us?
Yeah, it's a Chris. Tell me about the struggles of being a black man in America.
That's equivalent to asking this guy about dead cunts.
He was like, what's it like being sober?
So which of the 12 stouts was your favorite?
Okay, so let's fast forward episode 400,
because this is the one that you watched,
Chewsy, you're gonna understand
what's going on in this one.
They have this guy, his name is Brain,
aka Brian, aka Brie.
So now we have a third host on the show
for their big 400 spectacular big deal episode 400
Check out the way they start off this up. This is a comedy show. This is a comedy show. This is how they started off their episode
Who's grooming who I I don't know when they call everyone a groomer are they're grooming?
I'm like what are they I know in the context of like brushing my hair, but I don't know in the context of like I
I know in the context of like brushing my hair, but I don't know in the context of like...
I think it's basically you are like
weakening a child's defenses.
You're sort of like messing with their minds
like weakening their defenses so that
they could be easily susceptible to become gay
or trans or something.
Oh, when you're grooming them.
It's not the last thing it's just making them gay.
Well, whatever you mean to be gay or trans or like,
I think, isn't it?
I don't know.
Get confident, stupid.
What the fuck is he talking about?
He's asking someone to finish it that answer for him.
Yeah.
What a great intro. Like that that's like when you hear the opening
riff to start me up and it's like, yeah, we're gonna
stop in for this one.
I know.
I'm like, I'm the 400 of this comedy show's been around for
15 years.
Go.
It's go.
It's go.
So I think the grooming is when like you, there's a kid
and you want to be trans so you can fuck him in the
bot later in life.
And right.
Isn't that what that is?
Yeah.
Yeah, the host of the Tonight Show, whatever.
And then Mark's hilarious joke about combing his hair.
Yeah.
Let that one pass by us.
That was pretty good.
That was a cheesy level.
That joke.
I don't really get it.
So then they talk about the fact
that being gay is not a choice.
I'm not making this off.
This is how the show starts. They're talking about whether or not being gay is not a choice. I'm not making this off. This is how the show starts.
They're talking about whether or not being gay is a choice.
And this guy, Brie, is going to prove
that it is not a choice that you're born that way
with the dumbest proof I've ever seen or heard in my life.
Like, if being gay was a choice
in every gay guy would like, you know, the most handsome
as guy in the world instead they just like all these like guys that look just like him. I must be in like, you know, the most handsome as guy in the world. Instead, they just like all these like guys that look just like him.
I must be in like, you know, they would all
like the hottest girl in the world and said they like,
you know, somebody with hair shorter than mine.
Well, that's retarded.
What in the fuck did he just say?
He goes, he goes, all right, this is what he said.
If being gay was a choice, gay guys would be attracted
to attractive men. Okay.
But they are.
The part that he's missing here is that gay guys are
trying to do attractive men.
I mean, gay guys aren't going around and just going like,
I just want to fuck it too.
That's all I'm looking for out of life
because I was born this way, baby.
Yeah.
And that guy just kind of admitted to having gay tendencies
because he knows what a saxymon looks like.
Produced a Chris.
That's a very good point.
Speaking of grooming, look at this guy's hair.
That's a very good point that you made.
He was because, yeah, he's making this leap that like, oh, yeah, yeah,
gay guys, they're not even attracted.
And lesbian, they're not even attracted to beautiful women.
It's like, no, they most certainly are.
But people only have somebody options in life.
Yeah, I mean, I think that's what it comes down to as the options that you get.
And also, do people settle more often than street people?
Maybe, I don't know, see that they get laid pretty often?
I don't know what that's about.
They're doing something, right?
Are we at home a full week in Stuttering John's Eyes right now?
That Gaylord?
Don't care.
Don't care what that Gaylord is.
Don't go running off.
Yeah, right.
So this is great because finally it's like the one guy, Mark, has some instincts here.
He goes, well, we got a transition off of the subject.
You know, we start our show.
That's a good show.
Moving and pedophilia.
I don't know.
This is the right way to start things up.
But what he transitions into is not much better.
Can we move away from?
Yeah, let's move on.
Good opening.
So I had a colonoscopy this morning.
That's exciting.
That's exciting.
That's what the guy is.
What's up?
You know, you and on?
It's starting to bite your colonoscopy. Alright, fine.
You own one of the biggest hacks I know!
Alright, so he goes on to tell the story of what it's like to prepare for a colonoscopy.
This is old guy talk.
This is the conversation you've had with every guy who's ever had a colonoscopy.
You're like, no, I know. Yeah, no, I'm aware of that. So you're talking about the fact
you have to drink this thing that clears you out and then it gives you diarrhea.
It's like, none of this is shocking in any way.
So look, I did it at four o'clock and you're like, for like 20 minutes, you're like,
oh, this is not like, I'm so I wonder where it's going to kick in. Then you're like,
okay, I got to go to the bathroom. You know what I'm like, oh, this is not like, so I wonder where it's gonna kick in. Then you're like, okay, I gotta go to the bathroom.
You don't have like, run, we got to go to the bathroom.
And then stuff is just like,
and you also have to drink 32 ounces of water
after you drink the formula.
So they get to have water running through you.
And so you go to the bathroom,
your like things are just kind of dropping out of you.
It's weird, you're at least for me.
I felt like I was pissing out my butt.
You guys will piss out of your butt soon. Um, when you guys do this, but um...
Not soon for me.
You do this.
These guys are just...
Okay. They're just staring at him.
Yeah.
One guy should be like, this isn't interesting.
Why are you talking about this?
We all know that before a cold ass could be,
you had to drink liquids, and you'd die real.
I was just thinking to myself,
who would like this?
Okay, lonely old men. Oh, oh,
Opis audience. Oh, he's audience. Yes. They got to get tookie and cardify here. Yeah, get the crossover effect
Even the cookie monster's eyes are confused by this conversation
Fuck is going on right now
Okay, also I want to point out there's fuck is going on right now. Okay.
Also, I want to point out there's a blue box on the screen.
We saw it on the other episode, dude.
Are we watching?
I think that's where the active chat is supposed to be.
And it's been up to you this entire time.
Oh, you know what, fairies think of that.
Like, don't bring the blue box in until there's actually
someone chatting.
I put some artwork over there.
Yeah, right.
I use it.
That's really bad.
So stay tuned. Okay. And I don't mean the stereotype of the hours. I use it. That's really bad. So stay tuned.
Okay.
And I don't mean the stereotype of the lighten wise for this guy's religion.
He shouldn't have a light that illuminates his nose because it's red.
It is red and it is almost hitting producer Chris in the cheek right now.
It's a big old nose.
I think they call it a snudge.
I believe so.
All right, so now J has to say, okay,
let's stop talking about Cohen, I'll ask him to be Todd.
And I think Mark's embarrassed
because no one was just like,
hopped on along with them to talk about this stuff.
But fortunately for him, he sticks to the landing.
When you transition off of the subject,
you gotta make sure you have a kicker in there
But then like at midnight you got to do it again and do the whole thing again, which really sucks because then you try to go to bed and you're like
I think it was up to like 2.30 basically going back and forth
Awesome that sounds great. And then I had to be there for like I had to be there in like a 8.30 this morning so
Not a wonderful feeling. Let's lighten up the mood a little bit.
Well, yeah, not terrible, but not, not, uh, not off.
Anyway, so every week we're gonna give someone
a different story about someone's a colonoscopy.
It's gonna be wonderful.
See what he did there?
He goes, he goes, guys, I mean, I know
that was really boring and stupid,
so now I'm gonna make a joke about how boring and stupid it was
to make it seem like I did that on purpose.
Yeah, and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on after that. That's a weird move. What? Spade driven to the hospital? Probably.
Seems like a dangerous, seems like a dangerous activity.
Okay, this Brian guy in the upper left hand corner,
I want to point out, these guys are all in their mid 40s.
It seems like because they talk about being in their mid 40s.
Quite a bit.
This Brian guy for some reason talks about how his dad
sold their RV and that's affecting his vacation
For some reason I don't understand this
Well, my unfortunately my dad sold the RV right before COVID
Wow, that would really that story uh, oh well, how long did he have it for?
We had maybe
Three years
Oh, we cropped.
You had an answer to any road trips.
We went on like four road trips.
Where'd you go?
Oh, God.
What a horrible question.
Now, first off, why is this guy talking about his dad's RV?
Isn't he too old to be going on vacation with his dad?
Yeah, at this point.
Can he still live with his dad?
Maybe, because he said we after that.
What? My dad sold the RV.
We only had it.
What?
And at least, but this conversation got so interesting
that the chat just started to activate.
I could see that.
No, I was talking.
All right, so the fucking question that Mark asked this dummy. Oh, yeah
Where did you guys go with your RV tell us about your vacations and this guy's answer is so fucking boring
This guy should not be on a podcast someone needs to interrupt them
Someone needs to just kick him off the stream in the middle of this. We went
Niagara Falls, we went to Maine,
we went to Hershey Park, and we went to...
Who?
Fucking camp!
We just camped at...
We went to Bethel, New York,
because we went to a couple of concerts
at Bethel Woods up there, where Woodstock was,
and we stayed at the campground near there,
but we went there think twice even
He's falling asleep. Yes, and can I just tell you the follow up to that is where in Maine? Did you go?
Jesus you see this isn't working. This is not working. How is the weather? Yes, I'm gonna talk now
400 episodes
He went with his dad to Hershey Park. Jesus Christ. Holy shit.
That's terrible.
Okay.
Can we get back to the pedophilia talk?
So now we know that Brian is a loser, okay?
I think we made that very clear.
Compared to the other guys.
Let's find out what Jay's up to.
Because we find out the Jay.
Jay, save us, please.
Jay really wants to play Dance Dance Revolution.
It's like his favorite game.
And the time he gets most of his exercise. So with the cats. So what we find out is that
he can't play anymore because he loves it in the apartment. And his neighbors would be
very upset if he was jumping around in his apartment playing. It's a 45 year old man
wearing a cookie monster shirt. Talking about it. Can't play dance dance revolution. This is not good. Fellas. This is not good at all. So then they, they
actually take a listener mail. They read through listener mail and they, they
responded to that. So hey guys, back in the 90s, if you drove past a factory or
steel mill, there would be a sign saying 34 days without injury or something
like that.
What is an example of this type of sign you can apply yourselves to brink?
For example, 10 episodes without Mark mentioning pedophiles.
Oh god.
Yeah.
How about four episodes without a listener would be assigned to think, but what a fucking
convoluted question that is.
And then immediately to pedophilia, if you see light up yeah I'm talking pedophilia every episode
Hey!
Hey, pedophiles are Mark's version of Kumia's sopranos talk.
Yes, it's him up.
Tell you what to talk about too.
He likes pro wrestling but it's a really strange go to. And the fact
that I just think that weirdly he thinks that Peter Fowl talk is going to get the show
back on track way more than that fascinating RV. Yeah. But one thing I don't think you
played in my clip was the guy that they said chant that email and he's literally the one emailer.
Yes, because they got a bunch of notes just from that one guy.
Yeah, and I think they go on to read maybe seven more emails from this single listener.
Who's also the only person that chat?
I'll say a guy.
All right, let's pick you.
You, sir.
I'm gonna pick a co-host in the studio at random.
Producer Chris.
Hey, I want to.
Yeah.
Okay, and then they get into this conversation.
So there, you can see that our boy Mark is a Jets fan here.
I think they live in New Jersey.
So they're gonna get into this conversation. This has
Never been talked about before. The fact there's three New York teams, but only one of them is actually in the state of New York. Oh,
Yeah, this is some dynamite stuff right here.
It's so funny. There's three football teams, one plays in New York, and that's the only one New York is ignore.
Yeah, yeah, I mean, but who gives a crap about the bills? You know, I,
is it ignore? Yeah, I mean, but who gives a crap about the bills? You know what? I Who gives a crap about the bills? Keep that in mind as you listen to the rest of
this because he kind of shits on his own point here. I tried I bought tickets
last year to play the jet to play the bills and they were actually like extra
expensive and I found out the bills fans travel to the most away games of any
team. Who gives a fuck about the bills? did you know that they have more fans than anyone else
You know the third fans got a more games than any other NFL team because the fuck about these guys. Oh, I guess
Should have your own point there if you ask me but okay, do you know how many paid-of-files go see the bills?
You probably know they try try to learn my beach.
Well, let's see, I'm going to a game against the dolphins.
I'll count if you want.
I'll count them.
I'll let you know.
Have you ever heard of Peter Falsay, Gaggia?
We get into a topic here that nobody wants to talk about.
I don't know why they thought this would be an engaging topic.
I guess they were talking about it before the show.
And then he brings it up and he just has the most blank
of blank stairs.
Look it back and I went with this question
that I don't know why he'd bring this up.
I asked this question before the show.
Female comedians.
Who is the what's the Mount Rushmore of female comedians?
We get the response.
I paused it real quick. Like playing that again. The Mount Rushmore female comedians. We get the response. I posit real quick.
I like playing that again.
The mouth roast work feedback
means they're just like the what of what?
Yeah, it's a mixed sense.
So how long did your colonoscopy take?
That's good.
Back to go out.
It can be talk.
Yeah, you can't say the word female
running these kind of guys.
It's a fine female. The ones with the long hair. now. I can't get in the rush.
It's a fine female.
The one with the long hair.
Why is it one here?
Oh, okay.
Who is the what's the Mount Rushmore of female comedians?
Look at these two.
I can say Mount Rushmore.
Okay, okay, who's the best female comedian?
Yeah, start there.
The top one.
They're both like,
I don't mean like funny,
like I do other things,
like actual standup comedy.
Okay.
You guys are both big standup comedian fans, so.
Yeah, they like standup comedians.
That's what I've done for this question.
When I watched this episode last night,
I actually have the pause and think it's like,
think of one.
Yeah.
Gilbert Godfrey, I don't know.
So the one guy says Joan Rivers,
which is good answer.
I agree with that.
You gotta go back, you know, half a century.
To find one, but that's okay.
That's something.
And then the guy who asked the question, Mark,
he's got his own example, which,
this is a weird name to pull out for the Mount Rushmore of
Female Stand-up Comics. So I'm gonna say, do you guys know Kathleen
Madigan? Yeah, she is. Yeah, I know. Yeah, she blocked me on Twitter.
It sounds familiar. Now I've actually seen Kathleen Madigan.
She is very funny.
She's on no list of funniest female comics ever.
This guy's like, who's the mouth rush bar?
He's like, Kathleen Madigan's an example.
That's...
Okay.
Kick an ass.
Good stuff, guys.
And I love that they had pre-prepared this conversation.
And then one guy's like, I've heard of her, right? I guess she this conversation. And then one guy's like,
I've heard of her, right?
I guess she's okay.
And the other guy's like, I don't know, that is.
So now Mark is gonna defend his answer here
by telling us one of her bits.
Oh, yeah.
So now we can get to understand why she is
one of the goats of female comedy.
I know one bit about when Hillary was running for president,
she was talking about talking to her dad about it,
and like, yeah, I think she got a lot of experience.
And the dad was like, yeah, but he's like,
what experience?
She was just married to the president.
He's like, okay, let me call the plumbers wife
to see if she can fix her toilet.
She told it better, obviously.
I like Lynn Coppolt.
I don't think I know her.
Jesus Christ.
They're explaining it.
This is not making any fun here.
They said I would make fun of him for that,
but I've done the Joey C joke seven times in this episode,
so I feel his pin.
All right, good.
I was gonna say,
it's trying to save a little bit of face.
Yeah, not good for bombing that bad. But when you's trying to save a little bit of face. Yeah, not goof on it for bombing that bad.
But when you're trying to say that you have
one of the greatest female comics,
and then you can remember one of their bands,
and it's not very good, not a good sign.
And then dump me up here, Jay throws out a name
that no one's heard of.
And I didn't even pull this clip, but after that,
he goes on to say he goes,
yeah, I think she has like 10 minutes or so,
but it's a sell at 10 minutes.
This is the Mount Rushmore female comics. Yeah, she's this Christ. All right name five of your favorite blondes go
Right, it's pretty much the same fucking thing as that
All right, there's a little bit of controversy that comes in here
Okay, and I'll say I don't think these guys are all that knowledgeable when it comes to female comics from what I'm seeing so far
They don't seem to really have what you're talking about
But there's some big names out there that are on the circuit right now
There's one that's attractive that I think it's pretty pretty funny. That's probably her you just that there's only one that's attractive
It's pretty all right. Oh
There's one that's attractive that I think it's pretty pretty funny. Oh, yeah, sure. You just haven't seen her. No, no, no blonde hair. Yeah, she
She's like she's attractive now not Lynn. Um, she's got like an Netflix special. It's pretty funny. She's like very graphic in her
Comedy. Oh, Nikki Glazer. Yeah, she's pretty funny. She's terrible. Okay. Well, I have I have very strong opinions about her. Finally, Bryce fucking hot-tank McGee over here. He's probably got something to say.
Big enclosure, that bitch!
Are you kidding me?
Don't give me started.
Yeah.
So let's find out what Bryce has to say about us,
because I thought this was kind of funny.
And I was like, oh, she's kind of like a kind of like her.
She's engaging.
She sounds like she's intelligent.
She's interested in other ideas and stuff like that.
Then the more I started listening to her,
the more I was like, she's just like such a typical girl.
Like, she runs and she meditates and she's in rehab
and she does this and does that.
And I was like, yeah, no, you're kind of not really
as interesting as I thought you were.
And then I saw one of her comedy specials
and I was like
Okay, the typical girl runs meditative to rehab number three was knitting
Rehab
She's like every other fucking broad you know stays in shape goes to dabbles and rehab
Fuck with that
Chris at top five rehab jokes go
If you want to say why you don't like Mickey Glazer,
there's a lot of better things you can decide right there
than she's a typical girl who likes running and staying in shape.
Well, these are guys who don't like girls.
Obviously, well girls don't like them.
And then, he was a U-Polta Club.
You want to set this up?
Is this the one from 1 R, one minute in,
the microwave bit?
Yeah, and I know we've all been joking
about how these guys aren't funny,
but you need to strap the fucking,
cause you ever see little thing called carbon thosiasm?
I improvise comedy on the spot,
where you could curb your enthusiasm
because these guys raise
the game with a bit on microwaves that can solely be described as good.
J, J, are you losing the mic you're wearing in the morning, mate?
How could you tell? I heard the beeping sound hit the mute button.
Can you not figure out the mute button?
No, that was the old microwave.
This one is just one volume loud.
A better husband would figure out how to do the mute.
Well, it is.
You're not a good husband.
We have a good energy star.
You have to figure out how to mute this.
They're all immutable.
Jay, figure it out.
What do I look like a scientist? Watch a goddamn YouTube video and figure out how to mute the microwave.
Or stick your head in it. God damn it. I can't believe I married a moron. He doesn't know how locks work. He doesn't know how.
Ad locks work. He can't create a microwave. microwave every time like he comes home with his wife
He puts the key in the door and Jay's like it's amazing
He doesn't know that I'm stealing 12 bucks a time every time I fill up my gas tank out of his bank account
premium gas
Wow your car runs so much better I like I guess the premium allows to go both stop and go
Better I like I guess the premium allows it to go both stop and go
Guys done you have it fun. Jesus Christ. I'm never done what yeah fucking thing So I'm actually pining for OP now. I think OP's funny
These guys make Patrick Michael look like he's well thought out. Yeah, yeah
That was literally the one
clip that I brought to the show because Carl made me watch that shit and I'm gonna get
the blame for for the listeners.
I'm leaving right now, Huzy.
You come on you go I watch the show it's so bad I couldn't clip it.
It's all clipable.
What are you talking about?
This is terrible this show.
You're sitting there going,
yeah, that be that joke bound, that joke bound,
that guy's an idiot, that guy's a retard.
We don't have to point those things out.
That's how we do at WATP.
I feel like I've shared the wrong thing. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha coming on the show today and I'm very excited to see that he is here in the green room making his WATP debut.
You might know him as nobody likes onions. You might know him as fatty patty. We know him as Patrick mountain.
All right, let's do it. What are we doing? Let's do it. Okay.
The flow is how I did 27 hours straight and then two hours later you're like, hey, are you?
You want to come talk? I'm the worst.
So Patrick just did a 24 hour stream.
The turn into a 27 hour stream.
Thanks to David Chandler.
And that's amazing.
You were, you were on air for over a day.
I didn't get, I didn't get to the level of, I've done it before, but I didn't get to the
level of delirium I did prior.
First, I should ask you, have you guys met before a huesy Patrick you guys know each other
It's course. Yeah, we we spoke a little via DM and Patrick thought I was unfunny
Which was a rare occurrence I see I see okay
It's never happened before there's so many things you're on funny. I know that's what we're in for
Now so yeah, so Patrick just did a 27-hour stream. And two hours later, I message him and I say, hey, I know you're probably a little exhausted,
but you want to come out to WGP tomorrow.
And the initial answer as well, obviously not.
But then, look at this.
He rebounded these back.
He's out of here.
He said he's pretty much lost his voice But he's ready to talk to us today
Yeah, we'll be yellow people low. That's fine. That's fine. We're not here to yell each other
That's why I'm doing the Joey see thing tomorrow. I don't know Kevin Brennan just said I can't work with other people
So beware. Oh, okay. Well, he knows best speaking to Kevin Brennan
I was just I popped on to see what he was doing today
Because you were on there. We're gonna get into this. I wanna talk about you quitting the show.
But he has, ski mask and Joey C is the guests
on his show today.
So it's not going in the right direction for him.
But I do wanna thank you, Patrick, for pointing out to Kevin
that when I was playing acoustic guitars with John,
I was goofing out John's song, Faddy Paddy.
It wasn't because I was just like, hey, let's rock that cool dude you were doing.
You didn't text your bandmates immediately being like, hey, you know that dude, Sam,
we've been waiting for?
I mean, that must have hurt your feelings that a little bit that he came with such a
great Saga off the cuff like that.
I let it like you, while you said it before that it's something like a child could
have right, but like, I mean, do you think I haven't heard fatty patty before or a fat trick or, I mean, I've been
rotund my entire existence.
Well, listen, I'm up with that.
John is very clever and you just got to deal with it.
You're living in, you're all living in the audience.
I'm glad I've moved off his shit list.
Yeah, I guess you have, right?
You don't have a day of the week dedicated to you. Like, we had Shule both deal.
Nope.
The days of the week, so it's like,
Shule, Carl and Trump are the three people.
He's dedicated to their day of the week just to go after.
So I'm in good company as well.
It's interesting to me because I knew nothing about
Stuttering John.
So I'm just literally like learning all about this
as it happened.
So I'm just fascinated by it.
And the fact that
he's this guy was on how it started like and i don't know anything about him but he
worked for a little had no idea and now he's like
mad at me he thinks about me that's crazy to me will be for you move on i want
to play you the new version of the fatty patty song because he uh... he recently
updated that
well this is an ambush carl the one that I know and love is Fadi, Padi.
Yeah, of course.
Fadi, Padi.
How did you get so fat?
I think it's how it goes.
I'm like that.
Chris, you want to correct me?
Am I off of that?
No.
All right, so this is the question.
It was like, where do you go?
It's like, what?
Where do you go? How did you get so fat? Yeah, it's like, where do you go? It's like, what? Where do you go?
How did you get so fat?
Yeah, it's like, you know, the answer to one of those eating.
Why do you eat so much?
I think is one of the lyrics.
Yeah, why do you eat so fucking much?
You're fat, you're fat, John.
You, you get it.
Yeah, you get it.
All right.
So here's the new version and watch out.
I, I, this is my hurt your feelings.
So I apologize in advance.
In the sun, around, you have to wear the lipstick on your head, and you try.
Jon's like, this song sounds well-produced and interesting. Try it on.
Lord of the... I like that if you watch his brow and his intention and his face, it's like a character
actor almost. He's like, he thinks like this might be clipped and this might go somewhere.
He's like, Faaad. You know what I mean?
Where are you?
Where are you?
Oh yeah, right.
It's through the tunnel on the tower.
He's throwing it.
Brow, he's like really?
Like, he's becoming the song.
I like it.
Why would he buy a green screen, but not a microphone?
That's a good question.
Well, it was one or the other.
The answer to that,
Alex Stein shipped him a microphone.
No, it was bigger. Alex said, shipped him a microphone. He was big.
Alex, I shipped him a microphone. He couldn't figure out how to plug it in.
I think it's what happened.
Well, I'll attach to this because I've been having problems
with the MLC, the more complicated your setup is.
At some point, you do have real simple issues.
Yeah.
That is so, I've been going through some of that myself.
You are still, I can be a little bit on this show, so I understand.
It happens.
I don't even understand why.
All right, so let me address this real quick, Patrick Mountain, because you and I went back
and forth a little bit over social media.
I want to bury the hatchet if we can or not, whatever, whatever happens.
And we go back and forth on social media?
Well, I don't know.
I saw you saying that I was accusing you of doing things that you didn't do
when it comes to stilto. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So with with stilto, I was saying that you were trying to
get him in trouble with the DA of Minnesota for running a lottery. A little bit. Sure. Okay. That's
what I was talking about. You said something about like he's trying to get him arrested.
I didn't think anyone was going to go arrest Aaron.
That's not what I thought.
Okay.
But so you were trying to get authorities involved, though, which on this show,
we were down on authoritarianism.
We never had a big fan of authorities.
Yeah.
I'm I'm on board with you, especially with copyright.
But you even agree that like he's definitely not doing this lottery thing right and also
it's straight up illegal to take entries for anything online only in Minnesota like straight
up.
So it's like you can find that out by googling.
So we're talking about like very basic stuff and there's two employees at this organization.
I've been involved in sweepstakes before because of my old job.
And yes, I do know there's a lot of rules about it.
And you have to be able to get people a chance to win without purchasing anything.
And also YouTube has very straightforward and easy to read guidelines.
And they're not hearing any of those.
Even when it comes to like a simple things like this has paid promotion in it.
You have to check a box for everybody.
Yeah, that you upload.
I mean, they're not doing things that can easily be fixed.
Like that we're just I'm just trolling them about it.
Um, I see that I appreciate you trolling them about it.
I have no problem with that.
But we just are telling people to like what's the D.A.
doll about it?
That's what that's weird.
I admit, I will admit there is probably a couple
shovels full of shot and throw it in there because he's such a smug motherfucker on a
come. Okay. I'm gonna fuck. All right, we are, I just thought I feel like we're good
now, right? We're gonna gloss over that. You're not gonna agree with the smug. Well, I will
tell you, I'll give you a little peak into the future.
We will be featuring Celta on a very special WATP coming up this month.
It's your reputation if you don't.
So look forward to that everybody.
That is in the works right now.
You think featuring Celta, do you mean having him in April on for some softball interview?
No, that's not what that's what it feels.
It comes on compliment you one time that you melt. I've told Ray to be able to his face.
He sucks so many times.
The last thing to get my show.
No, I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. You're great too. Well, it's similar to the stretch that Tookie has with Suddor and John.
It's very easy to manipulate these types of people.
You know, I assumed you were either trolled.
There was something, it was like, because we hadn't talked about,
I haven't tried it.
I didn't tell people to report to you.
You're right.
There was something in me that was just like,
if this guy and his dumb woods girl had to go back and get a job in McDonald's,
I would probably get a ticket to Minnesota to go through the drive-through.
Okay.
I would probably take so much joy, not a rational amount of joy in seeing him lose his livelihood.
And I can agree that that's probably too far.
So yeah, but I'm just happy to hear that there was an end goal there because that's my whole
thing.
It's like, what's the point?
What's the objective?
If your goal was to see that working in the McDonald's and take a photo or two, okay,
well, then now I get it.
Thank you.
It makes perfect sense.
I'm a simple photographer looking for a subject.
Right.
Like, everything you do should create content.
There should be content associated with it.
That was the part I understand.
I'm like, well, think it fired. Where's the content that now I get it?
No, it's just that it we haven't talked about that since April
I've been told people are reporting since April and then you mentioned it like on recent shows and I'm like
We're gonna get back into it though because I ask a question? Now, we're going to get back into it,
because I think we are close to getting them canceled.
But I have a question for Fadi Padi.
What was it that started the thing with Staley Toulk?
Because I'm way later.
It just seems like people pick on them, and that's that.
That's just from my perspective.
He wears his insecurity on his sleeve of his breast
binder.
I mean, like everything you pick apart,
he starts his show every day yelling at people in the chat
and haters.
It's insane.
It's insane.
So I think people see that.
I mean, people are good.
People can judge character better than you would think. And I think people people see that. I mean, people are good. People can judge character better than you would think.
And I think people can see that.
So basically, you're playing the knockout game.
And you're seeing the frail old Asian guy,
you're like, oh, yeah, this is the one for me.
I want to win this knockout game.
I worked with Chad once.
We followed each other on Twitter.
I saw him tweet about it.
I started watching this feud.
I was on Stilto's side at first and I was like,
oh, he's like a radio guy trying to do the podcast thing.
Okay, the banner, we all laughed about the radio aesthetic,
you know, like like radio guys will put a webcam
in the DJ booth and be like, we did it.
We're streaming and like, I kind of it.
And I was, we were making fun of Chad and how reactive Chad was and stuff. And Stilto was pounding his chest and I was like, I kind of it. And I was, we were making fun of Chad and how reactive Chad was
and stuff and and SteelTow was pounding his chest and I was like, this is so funny, Chad's
losing his mind. He was doing the walks where he was screaming about taking April away from
him and all this stuff. And I was like, this is insane, Chad's a nut. And then I don't remember
what happened when it turned, I guess Chad with the book with the Ashley the Rude,
Steele Toe's ex wife.
Yeah.
And Steele Toe all of a sudden just turned around and started
like, it's too far.
I can't have it anymore.
And being, and then it all just kind of weirdly shifted.
And I watched Steele Toe become everything.
I'd seen him rail against for three weeks.
And I was like, oh, and then the more people piled on
because they all saw it,
this guy just kept having to bat away a million swords. And then he can't make his wife come
thing. And it's everything Anthony said. I said, Kevin said, you can't do a show with your partner.
There's a dynamic there that with the audience and the audience is
You got to go
The audience will pick you apart. They'll see the little chinks and you can watch now
You can watch able take joy when the chat goes after Aaron and Aaron take joy when the chat goes after April and it's like
This is gonna get nasty. Well, maybe that's a good thing that way you're describing sounds interesting actually
Yeah, that's what I'm actually. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
That's what I'm saying. We might circle back and go back to steal 10 hours, getting
interesting again. They're starting to really. So the real reason why I wanted to have you
on Patrick, I asked you to come on months ago when I saw you on miserable, I was comfortable
reason. You want to be to come honest to make Kevin Brennan lose his mind. Let's a little
bit. Let's talk about what's going on with you at Kevin Brennan and miserable company
because you mountain Mondays, you're you're going on every Monday. And this past Monday, there were some
hiccups. And I want to get into that, get your reaction. This is start to work. Yeah,
it looks like they're both using a potato filter. Yeah, who's who? Look how close the color game the blurring it same angle
Amazing that's all right. It starts up. There's this courtroom video that you posted with
Butch Bradley I don't know much background. We need to give on this if you want to give a little bit. It doesn't matter
Basically what happened was you posted this video where you were getting over on this guy
That was fucking with you in court and it's like over an hour long.
So if you're invested in that, you might want to sit and watch it, but Kevin Brinzel thing was like, I watched five minutes over and it sucks.
So Melon's just like, okay, maybe it's not for you, it's fine, but you can't say that it sucks if you didn't watch it.
I mean, it's not a good take.
You're planning on complaining about the video.
Right, it's not a good take, And I've said this about in the past,
Stuttering John, and a bunch of the guys
who tried to go back after me and they got,
I've never heard a show.
Like, well, then what are you gonna say?
You can't win this argument by saying,
you've never listed to me, don't know what I sound like.
You know what the show is.
It's not a good take.
Can't go very far with that.
It's gonna be longer.
24 hours, you going live or me watching,
you and Bridge, butch, Bradley and Jill. I mean that was fucking I watch five minutes
I'm like I'd rather watch red bar talk about it. I know you could have watched it all the time you complain about it
Like what's going on Kevin?
I don't know about something you haven't even fucking watched like cheer the fuck up cut me lose already
Fuck it enough you old fuck you already. Fuck it enough. You old fuck, you just bitch about everything.
Enough, I love.
Yep, and this continues on throughout the episode
because what you point out here, Patrick,
and I have to give you a lot of credit for this,
is the fact that this is getting very old now.
That it's very predictable.
Kevin's gonna come out, he's gonna bitch about everything,
a little fucking thing, even things he doesn't know
anything about. And so the guests have not been good lately the guests are getting worse at worst as this goes out
I think Patrick's feeling like why am I doing this show? No one else good is doing this show
Yeah, but like I just like why you complaining about something you didn't even walk do you like mad at me about it?
You didn't even watch. Do you like mad at me about it? You didn't even watch it. You complain about-
Oh wait, I'm telling you to watch it.
You said you had to quit.
I've just been in general of everything.
Like what are you keeping me around here?
I'm running for you.
I'm watching you.
I'm running, go!
I'm trying to be happy.
Opt for happiness, Kevin.
I'm just watching old clips like the shit network does.
Hey, what did Stutter John say today?
Hey, people like you. I just like, you know, I don't want to be on here with all these fucking losers.
Let me go. Let me out of here. You can't go.
Oh, that's what that's what I'm thinking. It's all fucking steamy.
Lou and Joey seeing now Joey sees wife can come out. It's just like, just why
you just got to a fucking methadone clinic and just send people the link.
No, here's the thing, Patrick. I was watching this and this was happening.
I thought it was excellent.
And it was very much like you're joking.
You're smiling.
People are laughing.
Tell me, can you gauge what your actual seriousness was?
What you're saying here?
Well, I'm six hours in the broadcasting for the 24.
That was part of this.
So, but also like I just watched five or six days in a row of Kevin saying I'm a piece
of shit in various ways.
Yeah.
Which look, I mean, I'm not mad at Kevin.
I don't think it's seriously.
Today, he was singing my praises.
It's like Jesus Christ, you know.
I know what it is. But Kevin admitted
himself and this was the whole pitch when he had me come on. Bob had just left.
Even though that was for one day, that's when that went down and Chad was gone.
And he was like, you know, I can't just keep Ray and ski mask and Ray and
ski mask. It turns out you can and
Yeah, so now he's got Joey C and Joey C's wife and Elise and Tracy and
God Tracy
Anyone and I've also got ski mask getting drunk and making threats and burning my merch and I don't know this guy
He's nice to me when he talks to me and all these people are incensed about me and it's based on the fact that I'm on MLC And I don't care you can have it
You made that pretty clear, but again, you would think you were joking and I don't know if you are joking or not
I Again, you would think you were joking, and I don't know if you are joking or not. I would be fine. I mean, you'd be lying if you said you didn't go on there
and have a good time.
It's a fun show.
It is a fun show.
So I don't mind it, but kept, there's so much real,
it's like how it got with Trump for a while,
where people started going after Trump
for every little thing, it was like,
I mean, there's some real stuff to go after Trump for.
Why are you?
Right.
You know what I mean?
Like, why go after all this little crazy stuff
that isn't stuff?
So, and I think now he's like,
it started coming apart with Shule,
and then he can never tell you like what,
Shule did to him or whatever.
It's about this phone number.
Yeah, he did the same thing with the phone number.
Like if you apply logic to anything,
he says he's uber upset about.
Right.
It crumbles, and then he just comes, ha,
and then it's just, you know, just all.
Yeah, and I saw Shuley say on his show,
he goes, Kevin, send me a link, I'll come on anytime.
So I was messing with Shuley,
and I'm like, have you gotten that link yet?
From the company, he's like,
why would I get a link?
I'm like, get challenged about the show today.
It's like, no, that guy I'll never have me on.
It's like, that's the conflict you want.
Have Shuley on. Why wouldn't you? Right. Why are we having a skim mask and Joey see it again?
I was realizing that today, I don't know if it was a clipy ears I was watching where
Tuky and the potato were on Joey's C show. Was that a clipy ear? I don't know.
And but they were playing sound effects
and they were doing things.
And I got to thinking about it.
And I was like, oh, this is like, I mean,
I know they're kind of like trolling
them a little bit and pranking them,
but they also are also having some good natured
ribbing as Kevin would say.
It's kind of, they're having fun.
Like these are serious men I would assume
in their real life in some capacity who are taking time out to do this for so much time.
So to bring them some kind of joy.
Yes.
And I was like, Oh, Kevin won't have the potato on Kevin.
Well, I have tookie on yet.
Those are the guys he actually should have on there.
It's almost like free producers.
Right.
It was making Joe D show watchable with drops and jokes and.
Oh,
Kurtify. Kurtify was stuttering. John was fantastic because he's playing along. They're having
a conversation, but then he's also calling him out on his hypocrisy from time to time and
putting John in the spot. So that makes it interesting. There's a reason. Listen,
it's the only time I'm going to say this. There's a reason why Kurtify showing up on
everyone's show. The guy adds something to his show. It's a delicate balance to be sure.
Yes.
And for some reason, Kevin has decided that he's above that.
But is he?
So, it's like, what happened?
What we've had, you know, it's like the big bang.
It's like this super chat explosion from what I understand and I wasn't around then,
but it happened in December with Kevin Brennan, this entire super chat explosion.
So then there was a level of like fans that got involved who were kind of always around,
but like the potato or like, Tukki.
And they have a level of talent, like they understand comedic timing, they understand
jokes, they have video editing and photo editing and other skills that can contribute to bits
and stuff online.
And they get it.
And so they have a little bit of success
and go on these shows.
And then you get the next tier of people coming in now
where it's like Joey C, who's like,
I saw a green screen on Amazon back home.
And it's like, it's a tiny bit more than that.
You know what I mean?
Well, let me play this clip,
because this goes back a little ways.
You've ever seen porcelain's doc almost famous.
It's the doc about Kevin Brunner.
A little boy.
And there's a clip in here, Kevin Brunner, you know,
a lot of people who are fans of WOTP might not know this,
but Kevin used to be connected.
And this is a clip of him with Bill Burr as his guest
on the show.
Bill Burr, one of the top comics in the world,
is as a guy who's being a guest on,
now we have Stevie Lew, no if I said Stevie Lew.
A little bit of a drop off there, if he asked me,
but listen to this back and forth
because Bill Burr recognized this even before we did, Patrick.
I mean, he was on top of what the stick is
and why it's kind of lame.
Okay, and I love you.
I don't know what your problem is.
I don't know if you're playing a character
or you've really slipped into another level of madness
beyond what you had the last time.
I haven't seen you in years.
And I gotta tell you, I didn't miss you.
I just wanna know why you so mad.
Why you so mad?
Why you so mad?
I'm not mad.
I mean, you've broken.
If you're selling out mad since we're going to,
why you so mad?
Why you selling out the potential center?
Why you so mad, Bill?
So this is Kevin's hot take on this is he's saying, yeah, your whole stick is that you're like this angry guy from Boston and
Bill Burst thing is like, well, that's not what I do at all. You have no idea what I do. You've never watched my
specials obviously. You don't know why people think I'm funny because Bill Burr is a very good joke writer. He's not just a
character. Right. Like he is also an angry guy from Boston.
Sure. And there's recent to be angry. But so this is this is Bill coming back at him.
Are you so mad? Oh, yeah. He says he said he shouldn't be mad now.
You're six six six six. Oh, you're fans of like he's just like me.
He's mad like me. Yeah, he just made a hundred and fifty thousand dollars
of clear today. He's jealous. So, he's been doing that just fine.
He's not like you at all.
You just look at him.
He's like, you're just a kid.
All right.
So you know, you see he's like a jealousy underneath this rant going on right now.
And Southern John and Kevin Brennan and a lot of these guys bring up money a lot.
A lot of talk about money and paying out money and making money.
People who make a lot of money never talk about money.
That's just what my experience with life.
And I, you know, he's counting how much money
Bill Burr is making.
He's like, well, rather than worry about how much
he's making something about me as a Quaragartan,
we're kind of direct.
Yeah.
And he's literally asking Shulie to show him his papers.
Right.
Yes.
He also, he said the same thing to me.
He challenged me to show our numbers on the back end or something like that
And it was funny because I brought that up on who are these socials and then we ended up making way more money than Kevin did that day
Who I never see so
Or on the audience we he's just like guys billbar
We get so mad about nothing
Poor kid nice. So what are you mad about what are you mad about? I'm not mad
What is your number when you go on stage like what do you what tonight?
What you watch my you listen to my podcast for a minute? You don't watch my act. I
Know you
Why if you're not gonna have the time what he's saying is to listen to what you're saying tell us about show business
What he's really saying is he doesn't like I'm selling all these tickets. He watches me for two seconds Oh, he does his yell and then he screams at his wife while his child tries to sleep in the middle of it
It's incredible. This is years ago
What's the mission? It's the exact thing the Patrick Melton was complaining about it to show just this Monday
But you're not what are you complaining about? What are you mad about? You watch this thing you're mad about
But he also used you of jealousy
He also accused you of being jealous but sorry I said, I said, can both things be true? I do think there's probably a little
bit of element of truth to that. You of course you wanted to be the first guy. Of course
you did. Oh, was Suttering John. No, dude, I was the first guy. That was my interview. I'm
fine with it. I didn't pay the $3,000. That worked out great. I couldn't be happier about
that. That's the truth. It's that that interview was only good because of the guests who came
on and had had a, you know, proximity to Stuttering John and do all that stuff from the lore.
I love Bob Levy, but God Bob and him are bus buds all of a sudden.
Like, what's going on?
You guys have been showing each other for the last year and a half.
And now he's on the show.
And they're Bob's done with like, confrontation.
He wants to like pull and just chill. We all get a long
I think the older you get,
everybody kind of skews to that.
It's like, what are we doing?
We're all about the down.
Kevin, Kevin for some reason.
That's going to the acreage acreage.
Yeah, but I and I love Kevin Brennan.
I see people in the chat.
They're going to they're like,
face turn and stuff.
And I know that's what's going to
get all the clicks and stuff.
And I'll say it now. I'll probably go on and we'll see again they're like, face turn and stuff. And I know that's what's gonna get all the clicks and stuff.
And I'll say it now, I'll probably go on
and we'll see you again Monday, because that's gonna be great.
Okay.
And also because I was just thinking about it,
and I gave my word, you know, and I wanna keep my word.
I told Kevin I would do it for three months.
And I think at least my word is where,
so I'll say this, Kevin broke some deals
with our terms of our agreement.
Okay, No way.
Are you getting angry with me?
And it's not even important what, I don't care.
I do have a few more clips that I want to play of you
leaving the show and everything that went on.
And I was messaging with you before the show and I said,
did you actually quit?
And at first you're like, well, yeah, yeah,
I did quit the show.
But you're saying you did tell me, I'll probably go back again. And I okay, you're saying you did tell me, like, I'll probably go back again.
And I'll say this, I probably won't get an invitation, but I'd go back again.
I want to talk to Kevin about his lies and about how he almost ruined my show
with Stuttering John.
Are you trying to?
Well, let's say when you would have a conversation with Chad again.
It's like, you don't, I don't get mad at Chad for doing Chad stuff anymore.
Like I expect when Chad comes on.
You probably expect when Chad does a stream with you like if this might go great and
my go bad and I don't care, but it'll be what it is.
And I think that's how Kevin is.
I don't even like, I watch him rant about me over and over and over again.
And I just laugh because it's like tomorrow he'll be telling you you're great.
Oh, that was the funny thing.
I'd read a video on this show and Ray goes, Carl, I can't watch
Mr. Rose Company because they just say what an ass I am
over and over again.
I'm like, Ray, I'm the last person you can say,
I can't relate to that.
What are you talking about?
Everyone.
This is not just you, Ray.
Every show, the resounding comments,
are Ray is so stupid, Ray is so stupid, Ray is so stupid.
And he goes on and he calls him as fans and says they're awesome.
When we get back to this clip,
because we're gonna go transition over to Bill Burr
on his podcast, talking about disappearance,
which was his last on Missy Love's Comedy.
Oh my God, I'm basically,
I'm supposed to waste time in my life trying to make
your fucking brain correct.
I'm not doing it.
That you guys gotta listen to this podcast, by the way.
You know what's funny?
There was so much screaming and yelling on this, just done by one man, by the way.
Kevin Brennan, just out of his fucking tree, screaming at me.
You ever want to listen to somebody just scream at me?
You know, and be mad that I'm selling tickets?
This is this is this is the show.
And Jesus Christ.
Kevin Brennan was going off on me. but I got some good digs on him.
At one point, he was so fucking over the top screaming that me and Lenny were just sort
of singing underneath him, like happy songs to try to take the edge off of what he was
saying.
But...
Alright, so that's what I wanted to play from that. Do you think that that's why Brandon has the type of
Gasson that he does and I used to that he can't talk down to them because like you can't say that the Tom Hanks two
two reasons he has the guassi as I know yes that one for sure and secondly, those are his options at this
Well, this is what I thought of like the more heori has, and this, Joey C and I made up.
So I don't want any trouble from this.
And I'm going to get 90 emails up to the show
because he watches every day.
We get mad about it.
It's just, yeah.
Demori, you have those people on.
It's like, now when people go look up your show,
well, first of all, they don't see anything for him.
I'll see because he takes everything down immediately.
But all the clips are like, from the Clippers are just these contentious, really inside baseball
moments of podcast fights in this tiny circle of, you know, by the way, they all think this
is like the internet, this corner of a podcasting.
Oh, no.
Guys like Chad Zuma, when he sees that there's 1200 people watching, he's like, this is
the biggest show on the internet.
And then I go to my YouTube homepage.
I see Jimmy Doris, 50,000 people watching it right now.
Make no, Chad, you don't understand that this is a very much third tier of live streamers
that we're watching.
By the way, that's on YouTube.
He's got another 20,000 on rock fan and you know, all the black and green time. And yeah, so I lost the train to thread, train to thread there.
Yeah, it happens. You've been, you've been broadcasting a lockdown. I appreciate you
going on there. And I have another show in 12 hours. Okay. Let me get through this because
at this point here, Kevin saying you need to say
have for two more ways because there's this meet and greet in Atlantic City that's coming up.
And he wants to make sure that because you're going to be there you already have everything
booked and ready to go, right?
You'll easily refundable with one click.
You're right.
I want you to have very purpose.
He wants you to be there and he thinks you need to be on the show the next couple of Mondays or at least one more Monday before that.
I think it's like, let me go.
I'm not going to go to August 19th and you're free.
You only got one more show up to this.
This week and next week then you're free to go. I just want to go to August 19th
I don't want people to know what's what's where's mountain today after August 19th
I'm not even mad at you. I don't want to find anything. I don't want to be on the show the show is just
The show is just I don't know either.
Just losers.
Kevin literally comes out and says he doesn't want to do this show. I don't even want to do my stupid show anymore.
Yeah, neither do I, this is it.
I just do it.
All in today, everybody, I'm telling you get it in today.
I just do it out of habit.
I'm like, it's four o'clock.
My kids like, now you doing a show today.
I'm like, I guess that's what I do.
You'll hear about it.
Well, you know, the superchats are starting to dry up a little bit. If this thing dries up, he's not going to continue to do the show because that was the reason
why they went from whatever it was three or four days a week to every single day of the week,
sometimes twice a day. Right. Yeah. And it muddies the water. Like, like, it's just background noise when you do six days a week.
Tell you from a guy who's doing four days a day.
Clip that one car.
Yeah, we got you with that one about the truth.
The truth wants to come out.
Yep.
I'm also fat.
I'm here to confirm that I'm fat.
You know what?
We should write a song about that.
Yeah.
What could it be called?
Well, we'll workshop it afterwards.
You're not rhyme.
All right, so this is where you leave the show.
And this is where we now bring our guests on Tracy.
You have to explain to me who Tracy is
because I'm so confused about that.
But you're watching, you watch that Mike Keltavideo.
And Mike Keltav, I think we're gonna get into it on WTP this weekend coming up,
but basically there was a video footage of Mike Kelt hitting a woman.
He grabbed herself, phone, she tried to get her phone back and then he shoved her.
It's pretty hilarious.
And then he shoved this woman and it's everyone has their hot take on it.
Kevin's hot take is the coldest of all the hot takes.
I don't know what the fuck he's talking about here.
And they're neither dispatched.
What kind of phone is that?
No, no, no, no.
Like if you're a baseball player and a kid
asked for your autograph and he's being rude,
the kid's not going to be how liable for anything.
You're the baseball player.
You're used to this.
You're supposed to be a professional.
You're a public figure. I didn't hear his autograph. I didn't hear his autograph. You're not supposed player. You're you're used to this. You're supposed to be a professional. You're a public figure.
I didn't hear his autograph. I didn't hear his autograph. You're not supposed to be like that kid would be to me. He told me I'm not
hitting. I didn't hear his background. I'm here. I have a public figure. He has he's I didn't know.
Oh, it's a totally.
Waterfine. No, I'm saying Argy's fucking nonsense. Kevin goes off and arguments no one's even let's not what anyone's talking about you old fuck
But it's a brilliant take you know what you're are he doesn't know these are
It's like a baseball player autograph kids like what
Yeah, it's just anything you do with change change in the subject
like what do you mean? Yeah, it's just ending into you with changing the subject
um, to whoever that Alisa Jordanica was.
It was just like, what fastball move is that?
You three cards, aren't you?
Yeah, it's barely Jesus.
So no one anyone's talking about here.
The guy pushed a woman on camera.
He's probably gonna lose his job.
Did he lose his job yet, Mike Elta?
I don't know, but my whole thing with all that kind of stuff
is like, it's a little, it's just more nuanced than like,
no, he's in the wrong.
It's like, no, she was there antagonizing.
It's one of those play stupid games,
wins, stupid prizes.
They both, Calthas should have known from experience,
not to react that way.
It was in Santa Grabber phone, go through her phone,
delete things.
He did shove her face at one point.
It's like, yeah,
that was all bad. But she can also be a stupid idiot who was in his face harassing him.
She would have deserved it to some degree. And you don't, you know, it's not an excuse to
also start touching him and putting hands on him and clogging him. Yeah, he took your phone,
but like, well, in her defense, she, she did ask for it back nicely first before
I actually tried to grab it out of his hands.
My point to Kevin was, you know, what she, she's not going to get anything back from him.
He doesn't want her to get back.
So there's no point in like physically trying to wrestle Mike Calton for a phone.
You're a little woman.
That was my point.
So when you start clawing at a dude and putting hands on him and going over and that kind
of stuff, of course, he's going to like, so now it's, I don't know. It was just on at that point. So when you start clawing at a dude and putting hands on him and going over and that kind of stuff. Of course, he's going to like, so now it's, I don't know, it was just
on at that point. It was so stupid. There was a really time. I'm right. I was trying to
say they were both dumb. That's all I was trying to say. And Kevin was just trying to be like,
no, he's the, but she was an idiot too. I still know what Kevin was trying to say. He
used that baseball analogy after you left to, he was trying to explain it,
and I'm like, this still does not make any fucking sense.
Who are they gonna side with?
They're gonna side with the kid
who's trying to get the autograph, like, okay.
Yeah, he kept saying something about,
but the judge is gonna say,
it's like the judge.
The judge.
Are we adjudicating it?
And like, yeah, of course.
Like, I didn't thigh-light ball.
I even agree with him about the outcome. Like, yeah, of course, Calvin I didn't thigh my ball. I even, I even agree with him about the outcome.
Like yeah, of course, Kyle is probably gonna lose his job
for this. He screwed up.
Yeah. In the case of Billy versus Sammy.
So it's I would more clip for you.
This is after you left and someone suggested that Tracy come
on W ATP. At this point, Kevin Bryan and this,
not even paying attention to his own show.
He is completely distracted at all of this.
No, yeah.
Ew.
Al 499, Tracy should guest host on WATP.
What do you think?
What's WATP?
What's Tracy?
You say Kevin's gonna be happy.
You said that.
You can play this game.
I don't care.
I don't care about it.
I just want shit to work.
Now I just want the fucking stream to work.
Okay.
I guess I'll keep talking well in your fucking work.
So, do you...
Literally, we are just staring at Kevin who's not looking at the show at all.
Like, okay, I guess we'll go then.
My turn.
Who is this?
Hillary Swimming actress comedian bartender.
Tracy gang.
I'm laughing already.
Probably not necessarily in that order from what I understand.
Well, who was the guest on? Was it yesterday?
There was this woman who was at the most. Oh, the, um,
Pado, Lini. Yeah. Who's Patti? What is that? Patti. Okay. So yeah, the guests aren't what
they used to be. The chemistry is not quite there, but who knows? People are in a transition
right now. They're trying to figure out what does MLC look like?
We don't talk about Chad and the rate of veto all day long.
What could it be?
So we're trying topics.
They're showing clips.
That was impressive.
They're actually pulling up video clips and showing it.
I was like, well, okay, it's like a show off.
What's going on?
I want them to become a clip show.
I think Kevin Branding clip show would be great.
He's railed on it so much.
It'll be another hypocrisy believe. Well, they'd be great. He's railed on it so much, it'll be another. Apocrystee believes.
Well, they'd be great if he just watched Clips
and his reaction is just him with his jaw down to the floor.
I always love that Richard just like,
oh, yeah.
That would be great.
His new catchphrases, I might quit my own show.
Yeah, the new resounding catchphrase every show.
Pretty good stuff.
I don't even want to do this.
But I do like they all like they are all mesmerized by this 50 year old woman who put in effort.
That's what you're looking at. She like just tried a little.
She has her hair done. She has some makeup on. She's not dressed in complete trash.
She's brought a dress for it. Yeah, she's a makeup on. She's she's not dressed in complete trash. She's gonna dress for it. Yeah, she's like new
She's gonna be on a show and for the people it's smart. She was 50. Yeah, and they're all just like
I see it. Yeah, let's take a beach
Wolf of Wall Street apparently she gives Leonardo de Caprio lap dance. Oh no, she betty a betty vomited immediately afterwards
Yeah, it's a little too old for him. Even how many years ago that was. My joke was it's like having two 23 year olds in
your life because he's 46. Chris, it's a math joke. I'll explain it to you later. It's fine.
So that's good news for Tracy. Hey, Tracy, if you ever want to go to Ireland, our boy,
Hewzy will take a beach from you. Thank you. I'll put it out there. I know people didn't
hear what you were saying. That's a big plug for you. Now, Patrick, you've been broadcasting
forever. You got a lot of shit to do. I'm going to do a little bit of Southern Johnson.
If you want to hang out, you can, if you want to bail, you can as well. No, bail. I don't need to do a stuttering. I don't want to get it. I really don't.
It's a, it feels like a bone that's been picked clean and to your bone and I don't want to,
you know, be another shooly. Fair enough. Well, thank you so much for joining us. Nobody likes
onions is the show and the YouTube channel. We're also people find you. You have a, obviously,
merchandise. He needs sleep. Don't find me. I don't like it. We're all so people find you you have a obviously merchandise
He needs to find Don't I don't like me. Wow all right little reverse psychology. Who is this guy?
I was always a fighter, but where do I fight about that? Yeah, those are these that kind of spurgs. I'm looking for smart move
All right, thanks Patrick. I get to talk to you about it. Wait, so yeah, I can't really fight
She knows how fat he was.
Yeah, John saw it, he started to make sense to me now.
I didn't even realize what a great song that was.
He kicked you in town, boy.
All right, you go get some to say, you see, do you?
You took a big breath in, it's mouth sound, ready to go.
Ah.
All right, without further ado. Gakki, yeah! This is gonna be a short segment today. I know we did a lot on Saturday, John,
and the last episode, it went on for a while,
even with the Vic break in between.
It seemed like a long segment.
Can I ask you one stutter and John question?
And I understood one and a half.
Thank you.
I understand that you were running like a business
and it works out for you,
because you know how to profit from this stuff. But as part of you, uh, regret getting involved in the stutter
and jaw and business because I think that I will one hand, I like that he's back. But
on the other hand, I hit that he's back. He is so fucking dull. Yeah. He's beyond annoying.
And it's not even like hockey annoying. He's just like a, a, a con. Really? Well, he's so fucking dull. He's beyond annoying. And it's not even like hockey annoying.
He's just like a cunt.
Really?
Well, to answer your first question,
I guess that was the only question.
No, I do not regret it at all.
I love this whole saga and everything that's happened
in the dabble verse, I think it's fantastic.
And suddenly John, I'll say when Anthony Cumi has said
many times because as I'm watching his shows this week
It just becomes more and more apparent if John was smart enough to create this character that is suffering John
Melendez if he was dice clay or one of these guys are Larry the cable guy and he's like I'm gonna be this
Buffoon who's never in on the joke who brags about all his accomplishments all the time like if he came up with his character it'd be
Brilliant. Yeah, it's amazing.
And it never fails.
He never learns.
I know that he's now put himself into the devil's verse
that's annoying to some people.
He's like interacting with all the shows and stuff like that.
But that's really the only way this could have progressed.
It had this had to have happened.
Right.
John had to eventually realize,
because he was on Monique saying,
why would I pay attention to a sub-run?
I have millions of fans and I was to realize, nope.
This is it. This is what he's talking to.
People will probably dabble or is it out of his sub-run?
That's it. Yeah, I finally got to see the the Jackie Martin
documentary last night. And it's unbelievable how much of a dickhead
started in John is like, it's almost like he's a meme of himself
He made every Jackie story about him. Did you notice that? Yeah, what the fuck why was he in that documentary?
He's in the start of a talent Jackie Martlyn's childhood stories
They didn't even make until they were grown. It's say what the fuck? I despise him. What did you think
about Opie in that documentary though? Funny as it gets. Loved it. Amazing. I think he
had one soon. Yeah. And did you notice someone in the scene, Opie was so embarrassed.
He was at the camera like this. Whoa. That's a good reaction shot right there. Thanks
tough. Also neither P.W. Herman is dead.
Do you think that Stuttering John owns Tequila?
Yes.
I think, thank you.
I agree with that.
It's also, that song is now called Gagia, but yes.
He owns it for sure.
All right, I want to start off.
This is a fun little clip.
The guy who put it in the super chat,
sent this to me.
He got John to say something kind of funny. Now, John did pick up on it, but it's still fun.
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That's pretty funny.
I love reading you at my dick is small in his jersey.
You picked up on that one.
Who, yeah, he's Shandon, not his daughter.
I don't think it was his daughter on that one.
I think he took it well because he's like, oh, I get that joke.
Right.
Yeah, he's finally in on it for once.
It's probably why.
Okay. So let me me let me start off
by this is
John talking about Vince the lawyer on his show on Saturday, I'm here in the balcony and
He's calling Vince out here
Vince
Vince out here Vince you're a fucking asshole I can't stand you stop trying to be my friend I don't like you everyone wants to be my friend now I don't like you
everyone wants to be John's fraud that's his problem except you see that's what
his problem is he just oh god too many friends as it is guys come on I'm trying to be my friends too much back off. Yeah, well he looks like he's one of the fucking son dramaticy these days
Oh, yeah, but it's a biker gang
Yeah, I can't believe how much of a character he's become like it's like he went off to do method acting to come play the role of
Stuttering John well, I think he's just copying Kevin Brennan.
I think he's watching up Mexico's company
where he's just kind of doing his, uh,
I don't know, Kevin Brennan's upset thing that he does.
Carl, I don't know why he would think that he's
carbon-stuttering, why Stuttering John's copying Carl.
A Kevin, apart from doing his exact fucking routine
and acting punchlines and
catchfages and gas and as show style, apart from that, there's nothing like.
Literally doing the exact same thing.
Alright, so fast forward, you just said that he Vince Sox, he hates him.
Two days later, Vince is out of show.
Vince the lawyer out of show.
Hello, my friend and they're talking about when
when john was watching his wedding video with monique from radio gun
we covered this on the patreon and who are these podcasts
we watch them watch this together and i guess
monique pointed out the fact that robin's the only black person
at this wedding
and uh... so
john has a comment about that. And she said, and her husband
was like, hey, stop talking. And then she said that, you know, that girl, that money, hold
on a second, let me just back that up. Let's just invent eight seconds again. This is broadcasting extraordinaire, Stuttering John. And she said, and her husband was like, hey, stop talking.
And then she said that, you know, that, that's what?
Monique was being a racist.
And I'm like, God, Jesus, I didn't, you know, I didn't make the comment.
Who cares if Rob is the only white person?
I mean, I don't see color. I don't make the comment who cares if Rob is the only white person. I mean, I don't see color. I don't that you know
I would it would never even dawn on me, you know if
Moaning didn't say that John does not see color. He doesn't look at people and think oh, that's a minority
That's a Puerto Rican. That's what he never talks about it. He never talks about race
Sonny been on his mind. He doesn't even see it
It's all CD won't let him probably not talks about it, he never talks about race, it's not even on his mind, he doesn't even see it.
It's OCD won't let him.
Probably not.
Yeah, then we color he sees the shit that he buys off the shelf
and that Matalla that he runs through as her.
What?
You're saying that he dies as hair as well, you're talking.
Oh, with that Tallah.
I'm starting to figure out he was he.
I'm starting to process a little bit quicker than I was speaking to him. I'm starting to figure out he was he. I'm starting to process this little bit quicker
than I was speaking to.
I was in the use.
I'm trying to.
Yeah.
So this is great because Vince then asked John
how we found out that his ex-wife, Susanna,
her new husband is black.
I didn't even know that.
But listen to this answers, it's amazing.
Thank God.
It was the first time she told you that Aaron the husband is black
We were having dinner at Ruth Chris, you know, and she told me that she was dating him and
I was asked I go it, you know, you know
You know, you're gonna stick well done and she said and no, I said is he white is he blind? She goes
Yes, the question.
When his ex-wife says I have a new boyfriend,
his question is, is he white?
Is he black?
What are we talking about here?
What are we dealing with?
The guy who can't even see color.
Right.
That's the thing he's worried about.
Is he gray?
Jesus Christ, John, it's so transparent.
Liberals are so obsessed with race.
They can't stop talking about it.
They act like they're colorblind.
Because the bar was ghetto blaster.
No, so this is the punchline.
This is the kicker on this one.
Is he gonna put you in a screening of one too many?
I actually have black.
I go, oh, I guess he's hung like a horse
and she said, no, you're actually bigger.
Oh, yeah.
That makes it better then.
Oh, John was his little brags and the way he reacts to himself bragging and then she said my dick's pretty big
Watch this again, I just reaction to him saying he has a big hog. Oh, you're actually bigger. Oh, yeah
She's correct such a cool
Oh yeah, the better She's correct such a cool
Stuttering John has a big penis
He doesn't though. He's he's written songs about it. I don't know if he's just copying no
He says he doesn't copy our turn and yet that's his whole thing is that he has a small penis
I'm hungry like a pimple. Yeah, and and then he but he goes both ways of it like oh, yeah
It's a joke. It's funny, but I'm actually huge.
OK, whatever.
I'm also fondly.
Yeah, since this family has a penis.
All right, before we get into that.
So Vince says John moved to Cape Coral.
It's 85% white.
And Vince says, is that why you moved to Cape Coral? If you want to be in a white neighborhood and this is John explaining why he picked Cape
Coral.
I'm interested in this.
I picked that place too.
Why did the impact and I'm curious.
I didn't choose Cape Coral because of the ethnicity or the people there.
I chose it because I want to know what.
Holy shit.
Did he?
Apsicity again? He can not pronounce ethnicity. He has such a hard time. It's actually easier
to say than what he said. That's way easier to say. Apsenithi, it sounds like a drug you
here advertised on the game show. Yeah, May cause. I didn't choose Cape Coral because of the ethnicity for the people there.
I chose it because I want to buy a boat as you know, I had one Vince and I wanted and
I wanted to be near the water and I wanted to be close enough to see the Yankees play
Tampa and also see the, see them in their training camp and also I can see see the giants play the Tampa Bay Bucke Niers.
All right, I just want to point out a couple of things
all from his boat.
I'm not saying, I'm not saying the John Bush.
I'm not saying he bought Cape Coral
because of the apatheticity.
I'm not saying that at all.
But he says, I wanted to be near water,
the entire West Coast of Florida is near water,
anywhere on that West Coast. And then he says,
and also I'm going to go up to Tampa and watch the Yankees and the Giants plan. You could move to
Tampa if you wanted to do that. Kay Coru is almost two hours from Tampa. So that doesn't make any
fucking sense. He brought out a Tampa twice. It is examples of why he picked where he picked.
he put out a tablet twice in his examples of why you picked where he packed so this time of how i've like low-high switch or something
no they have a they've uh... minorities
is the problem with that
and a z-matter to you know what's up with the
uh... yeah that's right on the corner
less we forget
in a white's john did you ever go on dominix boat
no no no no no no no no no back away from your initial fucking accusation.
Okay, so there is no reason about,
I didn't choose a white neighbor
and just to further your accusation,
up, I live in Calabacis,
there's plenty of African American people
that live there.
Calabacis, like one of the richest areas of the country.
Yeah.
I, I went around and counted them all.
Right.
There's a lot of them there.
There's Chris Rock.
There's Will Smith, the Butler.
Yeah, right.
I wanted to see who's going to steal my next wife.
And also Vincent.
Oh, this is great right here.
This is the guy who doesn't see color.
All right. Let's give an example of that I bought a condo in Canoga Park there's
plenty of African American plant a very high Mexican population so
now they're all very high
who's the hypocrite then's ultimate john fair enough but ultimately my Democrats where they live is the biggest
part of their life because you spend all your money there most your money
there and all your resources there all your tax money goes to that area if
your area is almost all white then really not helping minorities at all well
then first of all again and David I think I pounded the point, but I didn't know
if it was all white before I purchased it.
Plus right now, I have one of Kondo and Kanoga Park, which is by far not all white.
The guy that lives across from me is African American, And the guy that lives above him is African American.
So nice try, swing enemies.
Listen, I have neighbors who are black
and I've complained to the manager about it.
Right, but apparently they're still there.
So swingin' a miss, man.
It's good to try.
It's not his new thing, swingin' a miss.
Yeah.
Probably when he gets going on something something he really gets going on something so
he does repeat himself quite a bit it's it's it's it's honestly like it's it's causing me to
become depressed I fucking hit this guy god what's this guy's amazing he's just it's just like
jivey here when you hear in the news about like a rip a scutaway without a technicality sure
That's the vibe I get when I look at him. I just don't fucking like him. Oh, that's the strong
Accusation to make sir
I don't know that we need to go there. There's other reasons this like that are job
But he could never get the ditch the rip then well speaking of getting dates. Oh
Yeah, he recently took a girl out to the collective soul concert.
And I saw the video.
He put out on me.
Go ahead.
Can I make a prediction?
My bad, she's really hot and gorgeous.
Be it me.
She's not bad.
She's not bad.
So he put a video out on his patron,
just for his patrons, which leaked on his screen.
He's got 84. He happened to show that on his screen just for his patrons which leaked on his screen. He's got 84
He happened to show that on a screen recently so there's 84 people
He's making this video for her and he's in the front row of the collective soul concert and he's filming himself
And he's filming like just his mouth. He he does not use the phone
And he's still his date and he's like sideways and he goes this is this is for my patrons
He's like trying to show off to his date
He has a patreon. Yeah, I know a lot of people have 84 people on a patreon and it's not that impressive John
I don't know so many of them are black
Probably zero I would guess, but I would have I know
So anyway, so he's got this date and he shows this video and that leaked out and everyone's going wow
John's got this date and he shows this video and that leaked out and everyone's going, wow, John's got this new date.
I wonder if he's getting laid.
And so the question comes in.
It turns out this girl Cindy is someone that he used to date years ago.
So they're just kind of probably both in-between partners and deciding to hang out.
Plus, John got her in a collective soul and got to go backstage and meet the band because if you remember, it's that during John open for collective soul, so he knows those guys
So I'm sure that was a good reason for Cindy to come, but this is just so gross. And again, this is British John
I love British John
Thanks for the five bucks. Did you give your girlfriend the collective poll?
Are we so sorry?
I'll tell you her name is Cindy.
We have shared,
well, she probably hate that I say this, but yes, we have dated on multiple
occasions.
And she was with me in the condo, the Calabasas condo and in the Kanogapark condo
What is wrong with him
Just so you know my ex-girlfriend slept with me in two different places that I used to live in
Okay
Kind of braggus why couldn't you know? Why could you just say no? Yeah?
Yes, he didn't he didn't get late. That That's the moral is like no, but I fucked it before
Okay, cool. Well, I need to fuck a last night when my wife's taking a black guy
This is this one is ridiculous. This is John Bragg about how many chicks he's fucked
He's so snottie in this one and props to the phantom Dennis for pulling this oh thanks for pickwick pub pub for pulling those other videos that I showed you on
Daebler's anonymous. This is coming in from Phantom Dennis and Phantom Dennis and him are fighting because Phantom Dennis is the one who
Mods for Shoeley's anonymous and shut it down on John when he was gonna do a show using that and fucked it though
So so he's mad at him. I'll get into that in a second.
But this is John Bragg and you're about,
how many girls he shagged.
Scan!
Oh!
Fucking hell!
It's a point.
You're not my leak.
Bwinky Jedi with two bucks says,
guesstimate how many girls you gave
Climidia and Warts to.
And because John has been recently admitting
that he had warts and crabs, not Climidia,
and that's not how it's spelled even.
Because, but you get the point.
So John's gonna answer this.
Guesstimate how many girls you committed and wore
in the Bwinkie Jedi?
He's so proud of himself. I don't I have any girls right now over to 50
There I said it
Yeah, no nobody who fucks a lot of women keeps kind so it's probably 25
Yes, yeah, I think there's a tadax factor of this
Well, I think I think some of them weighed 250 maybe,
but I don't think there's 250 women on good.
Maybe if they're on the payroll
and you hire them, you fuck 250, who is?
But there's no way he's gonna,
wow, hold on, Newsy,
because then he starts to calculate and is had
that that number is probably an old number.
That's not even accurate anymore.
And counting, probably close to 300 now.
Probably close to 300, probably.
Dick A9, no, no, no, no, I don't want to see you getting a little topless.
But you know, that's the story of a real celebrity that was payah.
Yeah, so you have the one same girl, same girl.
Same girl, every night.
Yeah, yeah, it's wife stayed with them, Sean.
Yeah, what are you trying to say right now?
Yeah, yeah, shooty fucking loser.
You've got a beautiful wife and a happy family.
Ha, that means that you're gay.
You're not living the real life like Stuttering John.
In your bed with the same woman every night.
Now I'm not putting that down.
Yeah, that's marriage.
Some guys like monogamy.
Yes, such as the man that's with your ex-wife, no?
Yeah, I think I heard seems like a lot.
He loves covering her face and come. I'm an
augumist. But 13 years. But oh boy. Did I pleasure myself to other women? Of course.
She's stressed. Did I pleasure myself to other women? I might say what my, well, just to get it.
Oh, okay.
This he goes into a brag now.
So I'm gonna put fingers up my ass
and play with my helmet.
Now, John's saying he was married for 13 years.
So he couldn't have sex with other women.
What about the time he was dating his wife before that?
What, I'm okay.
I won't get into the details on that.
But listen to what John implies here.
And I know I want to keep Susanne around of this, but God I'd love to ask her about it unless you want to get into it
Yeah, she wants to get into this one listen to us
Just see my movie one too many you'll get the drift
Yeah, cuz he fucked everyone who paid the she that I was monogamous
But you know, no, you weren't monom-
monom- monom- a fucking Caroline. There were some little little poles in there.
All right, so John's trying to say monotonous, but I fucked it up because I'm-
Because you're Irish, I get it.
Yes.
So John is trying to say that I guess he was having
three sums and they were bringing women into the bedroom
with them because that's obviously what won too many,
the plot of that movie is, and that's a whole other thing.
We're gonna get into it when we do the book later,
the chapter I won too to many where he thought he was going to get his wife, the
role as the co star. Yes. Of the movie. And that is embarrassing.
Beginning of the end. Yeah. We'll talk about that. But one more clip on here that I want
to play. And again, this is the Phantom Dennis, who is super chatting John to Canadian
dollars at a time and getting John to react every single time.
It's worth it. It is so worth it because this is just, John is constantly painting himself into
a corner with all of the things that he's saying and rules that he has. The phantom Dennis,
hey, ticket, why don't you just apologize to me? All right, so he's saying how many of them did you
pay for after he's bragging about how many chicks he shagged?
And so this is what John has to say hey dickhead. Why don't you just apologize to me?
Why don't you just admit that you were wrong and
Will move on from there?
Okay, seriously send me a 10 $20 Super Chat
Seriously send me a 20-thousand chat Seriously send me a 20,000 super chat and go John I
Shouldn't have done that. I was being a dickhead
Again, this is because he took down shillies and out of this yeah right before he privately right before John was gonna use that as his soul
Content I like that he he said 10 for a second. Yeah
If you uh... content i like that he said ten for a second and twenty
if you want to be a source
i want to hit the one who's like something that the rules here right
it's like no judge
he controls what you need not the other way around i can tell in the students to
write a nice letter about him
and so some cash and that it's a little from him. Yeah, right. It's got some cash in there. Yeah, feel for me. Folks, it makes it nicer.
By the way, you do understand that you have to do a one-two-manly live show at a WTP
live performance.
You need to re-enact this the full-on stitch.
That's a good idea.
We should pick out some of our favorite scenes.
All right.
No, the entire thing.
No, no, no, no, no.
Come on, man.
Which character do you wanna play at this here, Zee?
Are you a good audition?
Unfortunately, I have yet to shave on too many.
Yeah.
How can we torture Lucy with this?
That's what I wanna know.
Wow, that's, she'll definitely have a part in this for sure.
So that's the one thing that makes you, like Americans,
he's never seen one too many.
All right, good for you.
And I'm sorry.
And guess what, I'll give you another shot.
Everybody deserves a second chance.
Of the kids.
That's what I want for me.
Okay, I want $2 every minute.
I want a $20 one.
Wait, you should be. And not $ minute. I want a $20 one. Wait a minute.
And not 99.
I want a $21 one.
Wait a second.
All right.
I thought it was a funny gig, but I fucked up.
This would be like if you got kidnapped
and you talked to your captors, you're like,
all right, I'll tell you what,
give me a hundred bucks and let me go and we'll call it even.
No, no, you have no leverage here.
What are you talking about?
Why are you the one to go straight into the terms office?
And I'm sorry.
Denon go back on Shulies and Honor.
That's all you gotta do.
We need Johnny, but she was not in his soul badly.
Got to damage, she was not in his soul the same
without John lurking there. I need to go back and
write those pair that'll teach
you Lee as he makes love those
wife again. Quite it's that simple.
That's all you got to go all you got
to do. I want my cats is dry
heaving in the back humble brag
Pugans my job out of my bedroom
That'll work
I don't think my cats they listen to the words you say no, I can't do Nick stop put the fucking racist names, okay?
Stop all right
racist names, okay? Stop. All right. I wonder who Nick is. You're sorry that my life turned out this way, Denny? That is so fucking with him. Who donating
$2? Oh, the big W. So this is where John shoves his foot way into his mouth
because he realizes that ragging on people
for donning to the hem is not a good marketing message
to put out there.
Who's giving me money?
Because they're so fucking obsessed with me.
I'm asking you, is it me paying you? No. Is it you paying me? Yes. Fuck off. Yeah, I
don't want to be a loser here. Why was I really? I think donating is being a loser. But
the hell is? Because he's never enough as a winner with me. He's not doing it for the love of his heart.
He's doing it because he jerks off to me.
Scala!
Oh, okay.
So John, I bad news for you.
Everyone is donating to you is doing that to fuck with you.
No one's doing out of the goodness of their hearts.
Did you notice the veins in his forearm?
No, I didn't. Yeah,
he can't talk about how people are jerking off to him while your arm is in unbelievably
physical condition. Wow, he's an older gentleman. He was, he had half a doll of us.
He's also ugly lonely guy. No, I noticed that too. Buying Mike with five bucks on here
says you were definitely once more successful thany. Doesn't that make it worse that you're on the same playing field now?
You're on the same level. Those are the types of questions that I think Jon struggles with.
What he brags about his resume and things like, well, it actually is why we goof on you now
because of where you're at. I don't know if you know that. Yeah, and the thing is that what Shule has actually gone on to build a pretty successful
career for him.
I'd have him to leech off Jay Leno or a hard stone while Sturgeon John's whole life
revolves around begging people to pay him to say sorry and hitting on Chrissy Mayor.
Like it's not a good look.
I mean,
Julie built an entire network based on Bob's pool. So he must know something I don't because
I can't figure out how he created their network around that content, but he's figured it
out somehow. Yeah, I just think that I think it's unbelievable that because I've
spoke to you called for about three or four years. And the one time I've seen you be genuinely angry about something
is Judith Stutter and John.
So he's the guy that made the Smiling guy stop Smiling for two.
You know, it's...
Yeah, Chad might have done it twice too.
I'll be honest.
He would have annoyed me a little bit.
No, he wasy.
I ask you, what have we done today?
We've done it all!
Is the answer.
We talked about the brink of sanity
with our host Mark J and Brie,
great chemistry guys.
Keep that up.
We brought in Faddy Paddy himself, Patrick Melton.
Join the show so that we could talk about
why I was accusing him of trying to get
silto and trouble with the authorities. Turns out I was right. I thought that. He's not these shows going, Kroki's a kid. I don't know if it's a bitch trying to start. I don't know. He's
like trying to like start a fake war with me. I'm like, well, no, that's just what I heard. Turns
out I was true. But it was great that he came on. I appreciate him doing that. And it's it was
fun to get his perspective. I don't think he's going out with Mr.
Loose Company because he's a big part of that show now.
He's on every Monday.
Mondays with Melton.
And it sounds like that's not going to last too much longer.
We also talked about Stettling John and him with my dick
and small in New Jersey.
Which is a really nice place.
So you know what that means?
It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show.
The T-shirt.
The T-shirt.
The T-shirt.
This is the part of the show we play,
Clip in the Podcast, that we'll be reviewing on the next episode of
where these podcasts are coming up.
This weekend, we'll be recording on Saturday.
It'll be out for the public and the non-subscribers
on Patreon, Supercast, and YouTube.
On Sunday, and I'm happy to say,
Eric Zane is coming back on the show.
We'll be checking this one out.
Sweet baby Jesus.
That was great.
For a second there,
I thought we were all watching Telediga nights.
I was like, wait, is this real life?
Is this really happening?
Totally giving me Ricky Bobby vibes.
Thank you for joining us for another episode of the No Police Podcast.
We have a great show for you today.
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And a lot has been happening.
So before we jump into everything, please rate and review the show.
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Okay.
Yeah.
That's the show called No Please hosted by Justin Nettleback.
And apparently this guy used to be on Freebeer and Hotwings.
So this is an extra radio guy who's doing the podcast thing.
It's all by himself.
And he does his little monologues.
He laughs at his jokes, so he thinks it's hilarious.
And we got the expert, Eric Zayn, to break it down.
And Eric Zayn will be here to break it down.
So I'm looking forward to that.
That should be a lot of fun.
And someone Reverend Shitstein in the discourse,
surprise curl didn't mention the self-doxing.
Yeah, I'm surprised I didn't mention that either.
John decide, John!
I got to.
He said my head.
Where you guys pale?
Yeah.
No, we're not pale.
John posted, he was showing Vince the attorney, his new place, and he was showing all the
photos from Zillow, or whatever, when you're trying to sell it.
And then he shows on the street view where his house is, and he has the address showing
right in the screen.
So everyone knows where he lives now,
which is weird because he was also saying he's gonna go
to Shuleys house to interview him and Kurt of his going,
well don't say that.
You don't wanna set that precedent, John.
People show up in people's houses, do you know?
John was not understanding this concept.
Anyway, so John put his address out
and then he points to another house next to him
and goes, this is Carl's house right here.
He circles it on the map and so people are messaging
me that they're just like, Carl, John Doxie, I don't live that close to John,
don't worry. That was not my house. It's fine. I'm okay. We're gonna have swimming
pools that connect like Jackie. Yeah, underground. I can't wait.
Underground tunnels. Littlely pool pales. Oh my God. Oh my God.
Pales.
Oh my gosh, fast forwarding here from now.
Welcome back to pool pales with S.J. and K.
What's happening?
Johnny's still in the pool.
Johnny, you've drank 17 beers.
You haven't got out of the pool in five hours.
Yeah.
You're not peeing to the pool, are you Johnny?
My OCD will not allow it.
What's the name of that is sitcom agenda for Aniston?
Friends?
Can we have a one of your song party people do a friend's thing? The friends of Of no It's all be that Carl hamburger is gay
Pebble up about
That's good. I'm sorry if we're gonna finish your thought there. I dropped to do you see I
Forgot what I was talking about we all did he was the people find you
You have a podcast called as huesyell. You're also have a YouTube channel,
which is what Huesi media?
Huesi entertainment.
I should change it,
but I've used the name for too long,
so it has to stay.
Huesi entertainment on YouTube,
we have find clips from all
interviews that I've done with such
lovely people, such as the lovely car,
who looks very nice tonight, the way forgot to say oh
smurches and there's some stuttering John stuff in there before he decided to
clean that I was an enemy that's right Kevin Brandon where we get along so well
there's there's Rey de Vito the smartest smartest man alive, and many, many more to come over the rest of the year.
And that's all I could say.
Husey interviews the stars, for sure,
and he also talks wrestling.
So check out Husey on YouTube, subscribe.
Hit the like button, people.
I hear people say that, so I thought I would say that too
Just out like one of those guys who does that
Please joins again next time it might be the episode we find out once overall who are these podcasts sleep well every party in the
Muscle of morning radio
Okay, great show good job everybody great job everyone. Let's hit some voicemails before we get out of here.
If you don't mind.
He was, I know it's probably late where you are right now.
It is, but the chief doesn't want me up there anyway.
Is it talking about your cat?
Yeah, I said, yeah.
That's what I figured.
Hey, Carl.
I'm just saying that you probably be off at a shower I figured. Hey, Dave Carl. It's interesting that she's probably the office hour or whatever time.
I'm highly sure.
And I covered Tricia Payton's recently.
I'm sorry.
Tricia Payton's actually an extra, I think, you probably.
On a Tumen Erich sketch, she played a prostitute that was around, I believe.
Erich's farm is one of the sketches.
Yeah, it's kind of funny, especially since I started
a story where he thought she told on the Fernemuse podcast
that she used to be a prostitute.
That was a big, significant role.
Yeah, hard to believe nowadays.
Anyways, I love the show. all of you up to great work.
That's interesting. So yes, we do know that Tricia Paites has been a sex worker.
Well, I think I guess she still has just only fans, but she used to be a prostitute
and she was featured in a Tim Heidecker sketch.
So I went out and looked this up and low lo and behold, the voice-meller is correct.
But a puberty, why don't you come to me?
All right, so there is Eric with Trisha, right there.
To Eric, kind of woman. right there.
You know, it reminds me of that when who was Oscar, what was the name of the gay guy on her show?
Was talking about her skinny face?
Yes.
What the fuck on a skinny face is this?
This is what she was on.
TV shows.
And she is enormous. I know.
For an extra, she looks very extra.
She calls it sides, but she was actually approached it.
Yes, she was. Yes.
Oh my god.
It's called method acting. Okay, man.
Oh fucking hell. It's called method acting. Okay, man Yeah, fucking hell the Muslims were right about you. I was gonna say America's a scary place
Yeah, the more you are behind the less you want to be here
Yeah, if you could hire her right for the night she could play the female lead in the one too many live play all right
I think there's there's probably a price out of that for sure. She is doing that NPC TikTok thing
so
And PC is out of the politically correct push and it's done in John's wife is not with
I think so
I think you're right about that. You can't say anything with an add-on this yeah, it's not Edward producer Chris
All right, Gary
and San Diego calling in. Hey, Carl,
Gary and San Diego, I'm really
failing sorry for the kids. The
kids I'm talking about are the
kids that hail middle school and
Kenoga Park high school. Cut that
part out. That's where John won't be teaching science or drama this upcoming semester because he's he's
fallen for the lure of acting and hollywood all right and the other you don't
think that part out john's not working there anymore apparently so that's
okay all right at least that's what he said on this Friday podcast.
It's very sad that he won't be teaching his
the lifelong goal of his.
Yeah, didn't he say he wanted to be a science teacher?
That was his goal and he was gonna go
and get credentialed for that.
And now you have an entire industry
that is not doing anything.
Everyone's had strike and John goes,
I think I'll probably enter to that industry instead
no it's time
it's not even an option jadda it's not even an option right now what are you
doing
which i think uh... gary's gonna point out it's given up for the lure of
hot money
hollywood hot money
so
it's sad
i'm wondering though do you think either card Tukki could get an emergency teaching credential and they could fill him for John after all? They're pretty good actors.
One's acting as a potato and the other is a puppet.
Thanks for clearing that up.
He could fill in really good for John.
Anyway, let me know what you think or maybe they'll have some input.
Okay, thanks.
Curtis acting is amazing.
I thought he was a real potato.
Yeah, for the first couple of months there.
Yeah, exactly like a potato would wait a minute.
You're not really a monster.
So I can use the M word around you.
Okay, good.
Good to know.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So I guess John is is declared that he's done with teaching, at least for now,
which yes, I thought those kids needed him. Clearly that was his choice. There was absolutely no way
that he immediately lost his job. There's no way that that happened due to the decades of content
of him sin. Reassist, bigoted shit on a little show
that had millions of listeners,
there's no way he was fired.
Agreed.
Hey, call all of you.
But that's a festive podcast.
I have an notorious whore and swear and I've caught hundreds
of women, and I have never once caught an A at least never caught that
I don't know what the fuck these people what the sex lives are about.
What kind of troll horn are you fucking?
Intercession, community of multiple crimes.
Fuck you discussing swear by the law. I'm gonna be a multiple times. Yeah, fucking disgusting.
Ah, swear, bye.
They all thought it was so normal, too.
Yeah.
That was the thing that I was taking a back by.
You think what person would be like,
oh, that shouldn't happen.
How much does he have to commit a bunch?
Yeah, me too.
What?
What the fuck?
It's a pretty serious thing, too.
I don't know how in my world it is.
Seems like it'd be a pretty serious thing.
Oh, and then remember, Trisha Payatus thought that her and the weekend look alike?
Yes. She's like, no wonder I like this guy.
We're supporting the same look over here.
Hey, Carl, Keith and Montana, it's been a little bit of just catching up on some
episodes. Listening to a 431 with the Jeff Fish podcast and she said that uh... that's a lot like uh... the weekend and
yeah i'd like to completely understand that they do look a lot alike you know
uh... black man that's going for like this uh... eighties look
and a white whale really do look a lot like that i'm surprised that you were
aware of that
anyway
i don't know
that's not like sarcasm. After talking to the Jews for the last two hours, I'm starting to pick up on what sarcasm is.
That sounds like sarcasm to me.
Yeah, the thing is, she looks like sign body to hell.
Yes, that would be the one you'd think she'd relate to.
Plus, she loves me, love.
So when we...
And she accepts all cookies.
All right, Nikki...
Let's get a call back.
Listen to the brand a lot.
I'm gonna go get it. I'm gonna go get it. I'm gonna go get it. love. So when we're and she accepts all cookies. All right,
Nikki.
Let's go call back. Listen to the brand a lot. Nikki from the Bronx
calling in now, you know, the Nikki and Tony's, you know, this
rivalry going on. They probably lived on the street from each other
like me and John, probably very similar situation.
Nikki from the Bronx, that group, he myon who don't treat us my right pony.
I'm a very real person.
And I've seen every Scorsese movie so I have at least 12 more New York-wise guys'
theory of types to run through.
I can also make noises with my mouth when it's not busy with his girl.
Oh!
Okay, buddy.
That is definitely a guy from the Bronx right there. Oh Okay, buddy
That is definitely a guy from the Bronx right there. He's even a Yankee's fan. Oh, it makes perfect sense. I think that's true
There's not buying that all right guys our voicemail number is not a complaint line
Oh, I promise you it is not a line for complaints and it will be next week
Yeah, I know. Yeah, this message is for the W.A.T.
Completing line. Can we please stop playing Mr. Magenta songs every fucking episode? I get it. You love playout songs and you love auto to the
your garbage voice. Every fucking song sounds the fucking same. I'm sick of it. Knock it off. I don't think this guy believes in life after love.
Cock sucker.
Fuck you guys.
Well, I love Mr. Magenta.
Keep it up. I think you do some great work.
Hey, Carl. It's Mondays.
So I was just looking to do episode and hearing talking about John.
Saying he's going to not teach you anymore.
He has to go out to audition.
And I had an idea.
I know you're not super well versed in that Perry Care Velo lore,
but I thought that if the devil versus came together, you know,
you guys, the fans, Uncle Rico and we like kickstart a project.
We could make a windy city heat to with John as an in character.
Well, obviously, we don't let him know.
It's a bit.
We just make a movie where we fuck with him constantly and he's so delusional.
He was like, oh no, of course I'm the main character and I'm a comedic genius.
What they want me?
We just got to show it as like a professional comedy film.
It's not a bad idea actually.
Look, it's unlikely it will be hard pull up that i think there's some like realistic
i think we could do this
i want to see that retard just like a per
and i want to have on camera
and if we call when you think you do that to stop there you should be pretty
funny as well
i'd come back so i don't think we can get away with that but i did have an idea
and everyone
it's a little bit
no no Yeah, and everyone. Shh. Yeah. Philadelphia two. No, no.
That's Philadelphia two.
Maybe.
John's got a drug user.
How else would he get that?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
So I would say he doesn't get laid.
That was the joke.
Oh.
I'm getting my old medicine back at me now.
By the end of the show, I see what's your idea from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, I see what's your idea from, from, from, from, using what have we said, it's a documentary, because
Jackie just got his put out, you know John wants a doc made
about him. That would be the most important thing in the
world to document all the things that he's accomplished in his
life. No, where else would you find this information?
I legacy. Yeah. So I think that if we got legit people,
whoever made Jackie's thing or other people to approach him and say we've got to do a documentary about you
But it's really all being created by the devil versus on the backside
Maybe we get the shuli network involved to do all these podcasts and two keys in there cardiff
Dr. Steve Dr. Steve is involved I'm just saying I think you would fall for
that I think we could pull that together we could have a screen in when we could
project the movie
got that part out please thank you very much all right this is this is, oh, this is amazing.
Sometimes I talk about the fact that our show has a lot of reach.
We have a big audience and I don't even realize how big it is.
And then you hear a voice man like this, you're like,
holy shit.
Hey, what's up, Carl?
Believe it or not, I was actually riding my bike
through San Fernando and saw Larry from San Fernando
leave that voice message.
What?
Small world. That's a made this guy saw Larry in San Fernando leave that voice message. What? Small world.
That's a made this guy saw Larry in San Fernando.
What are the chances of that?
That's just a mind. Bog was a mind.
Our show is huge.
That's cool.
When you see someone like that, please report back to us.
We appreciate it.
A bent from Dover call.
His connection sucked.
So I couldn't play it.
But he made a good suggestion.
What about a Karl Hamburg or song parody contest next? I think we brought that up before.
Have we? Yeah. All right. It's not a bad idea. I think there's might be some things
that people could do there. Oh, I should point out on the show this Saturday we will be
crowning the winner of the patty see-cups on parody. We got the votes are in.
They're going to be tallyed and we'll figure that out for everyone.
the votes are in, they're going to be tallyed and we'll figure that out for everyone. Oh my god Carl, it's me Kevin Brennan.
Help him stuck in the drier.
My ass is hanging out.
I'm so mad.
I'm stuck in the drier.
I hope somebody doesn't come up behind me.
That would piss me off so much.
The piatas are going to come and I'm stuck out.
Don't call me back.
All right, Cavalai, well, it's a reference to the type of porn
that the host of the last show thought was hilarious.
Adelia.
All right, last voicemail I have on here,
and this is Moon Milk, who's called into the show
before calling back again.
Hey, it's Moon Milk again.
Sue's sorry about that really bad
voicemail.
I got another concussion,
but I sure bring damage by there.
And I forgot that John was a radio person,
but I'm just so used to being a punching bag.
Okay.
Also, one to add,
like, it's awesome to see Vickon,
and you should definitely try to get her
to help you guys
review some of those landwills because they're always funny to laugh at.
Got.
And lastly, my friend, Cupcake, he loves your show, he's been binging it so hopefully he
hears this.
Hi Cupcake.
And he actually said you guys are even funnier than the biggest problem and big show.
Oh.
Hi, praise.
Take the W I guess.
All right, well, thank you, Moon Milk.
Thank you for your call and shout out to Cupcake.
Sounds like a skinny guy.
Hussie, thanks so much, buddy.
Thanks for coming on the show.
Thanks for watching the Horrible Podcast for too much time.
Yeah, you're part of this.
I love this show.
It is genuinely my favorite podcast. Always have fun when I'm on it. The listeners don't and I love to say that it's grown into this empire.
That you've actually grown to know I be an enemy of comedians. That means you've actually genuine. He made it finally. Yeah, now I just want to say to the Shuley Network don't sue me
I didn't say Empire that was huesy who used the word Empire we don't use the word Empire over here
We know you guys have that trademarked. It's fun to point that out
But no, thank you huesy and you've been you've been tuning for a long time
We've been talking like you said for many years now, and I always appreciate when you come on the show
And I always have fun doing shows with you buddy. They, and I always love seeing the producer Chris's hair.
It's lovely.
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I stink, you hate me, great.
Goodbye.
Okay, folks, guess what?
The episodes, oh wow.
Go fuck yourselves, have a good week Cardiff this week? I did. He
messes me up before the show. He said I'll have one hopefully for this weekend.
But it's not the same. It's not the same. We don't get to get to that.
Or an alien. It's Cardiff sat in Stutturban John. Oh, but she genuinely part of
his show tonight. Well, that's interesting because John DeClaire, he's a regular
on the show last week.
And then Cardiff came on this week
and John was very upset with them
because John, oh my God, I gotta get these clips.
I've asked people if they have them
because Cardiff was on the show.
And Cardiff has been saying they used to play
in the major leagues, he pitched three innings
in 98 for the Pittsburgh Pirates.
And John finally figured
out that he was lying about that. It's a John confronts him because of the show. He's
like, no, Cardiff, you lied to me. And Cardiff is going, oh, I'm sorry. I just wanted
to play baseball in the major leagues. And John's going, we all did Cardiff. It doesn't
mean you should lie about it. It's so fucking funny. so, I think John might be catching on to what car is up to, especially because I just
put out two videos documenting how Cardiff is fucking with space, so that might be blowing
it's cover a little bit.
It's just a little.
But it's funny because I've done the same thing with OP and shit too, and people can't
resist having Cardiff on their show.
It doesn't matter.
It's just a joke.
People love him.
People love the potato, so we'll just have him on. He's just having a card on the show. Yeah, it doesn't matter. It's like, yeah, but he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's You know how those Wednesdays are? I do. I'm gonna see you. Bye boys.