Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep444 - Diary of a Psychic Medium

Episode Date: September 10, 2023

Today we are introducing Amber Amrhein, a psychic medium who must be using all of her brain power to communicate with aliens and ghosts because she uses very little of it when talking. She brings on h...er “soul brother” Rashad who sounds like if Riley Martin had a son and dropped him on his head everyday for two years straight. This podcast is a doozy! Doug from Good Times Great Movies joins the show to talk about evil reptilians and a friendly twenty-foot tall praying mantis. After a couple of cringes, Myster Magenta kicks off the Karl song parody contest. Then Chad Zumock is back on our radar as Alex Stein has him on as a guest and completely humiliates him (even though I’m not sure Chad noticed). Finally, Stuttering John pulled off another one of his epically bad episodes that was so bad he lost a cohost and had to remove the video from the internet. https://goodtimesgreatmovies.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon  https://watp.supercast.tech/  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:01:27 Family left you John What is he crying about What's going on right now? I didn't choose this fight. Oh my god. Oh, he's ever broken me. He's ever a breakdown What's he talking about? Yeah, anyone at Discord? Is anyone at the clock is going on right now? They started with canceling my stand-up gigs, Dean.
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Starting point is 00:06:32 review on Apple Podcasts and shit all over in the comments section. Today, we'll be reviewing a show called Diary of a Psychic Medium. This is a suggestion from Doug. We have both listened separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it.
Starting point is 00:06:44 This is a show hosted by Amber Amherst and Amber's an interesting person? Yeah, so Carl, first of all, had I come on originally when I was scheduled, this would not have been on my radar. I had two more weeks found this and I am over the moon that I found this podcast. This is, this made me so happy just listening to this. There are people a lot of times on your show and it's nothing against your show. You find podcasts
Starting point is 00:07:11 that sometimes are racist, sometimes are homophobic, sometimes are overly weirdly feminist and it makes me sad sometimes that these people are talking. I am happy that this woman is out there just spreading nonsense that doesn't seem harmful, honestly, to anyone. But it's insane. Like this is the wackiest stuff and she is so sincere. There were times listening to this where I thought, well, this is just a joke, right? Like this is a, this is some comedy bit that she's been doing for 40 some episodes. She's so sincere and it's adorable and kind of scary at the same time. Okay, I wasn't going to start here, but since you said that she's not harming anyone,
Starting point is 00:07:52 there's no harm being involved. She does have listeners and an audience. These are very dumb people. I'd hate for someone to take advantage of dumb people by selling them a bunch of bullshit. So I created a one stop shop for all of your spiritually curious psychic expansive self-care needs where you can build your own spiritual practice with guidance, tools, and a safe place to explore your curiosities and connect to your intuition. There's a ton of crash courses covering topics ranging from meeting your spirit guides to trans-channeling to manifesting. You get distance raky healings for a wide range of needs such as moving through discomfort or support stepping into a new chapter or even help calling and reading. You get your soul down this. Subscribers get 15% off all
Starting point is 00:08:38 full-price services. Sounds pretty good actually. A monthly group zoom hang out where the weird is our money. There, there are exclusive channeling videos expand the conversation I don't know Meditations weekly reflections and I can't let's do it up This podcast add free and as a video and so much more new content is uploaded every week so there's constantly new stuff for you to learn from digest and various practices to keep you grounded in your body.
Starting point is 00:09:07 And all of this, might I add, is only $7 for month. So if you're ready to align to your best self and show up as your inner being, a priceless investment in yourself, you can head over to channelwithamber.com slash subscribe to give it a piece. I'll see you over there. Needs to charge way more money for all of that. No, right. Yes.
Starting point is 00:09:28 Is it going to be too distracting, Carl, while I'm on the show, I'm signing up for this. No, I think we all should be right now. Let's all get involved. All right, I was either let you start things off because you have a bunch of clips here. Sure. And because you talked about now,
Starting point is 00:09:40 hardly anyone I wanted to point out that you just started to think advantage them. Some really sick mentally ill people who maybe don't, a little confused about what's going on. I, okay, milking people out of their hard earned money. I, okay, that is, yeah. She's guilty of that.
Starting point is 00:09:53 Okay. All right, but other than that, though, this is a lot of fun. And where do you want to start? Maybe I clipped it, sums up the show for you. Oh, yeah, let's go way down to my sums up the show clip. It is just, so this show, it's go way down to my sums up the show, Cliff. So this show, it's just a string of nonsense.
Starting point is 00:10:09 And my clip 20 really does sum it up because I told you this in a text, you can drop the needle anywhere on this show and find absolute gold. Yeah, sometimes it's a little confusing. Well, let's see what you can have here. Sometimes I get a little lost. On my YouTube, I channeled an island called Hyde, Brazil. I said that it felt that there
Starting point is 00:10:33 were other earth-like planets where you just are born and this weird thing. There's something special about this planet that's a bit peculiar. But that I felt the earth was almost like a battery pack for our universe. What? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? Energy on this show. There's a lot of energy going on. A lot of talking about energy. And the episode I listened to, and I know you played sort of the stinger of this episode, was about ETs.
Starting point is 00:11:10 Never says extra to restrials. Can't believe it. Everything is ETs, ETs, that. And she talks to herself. She's sitting alone. Talks 45 minutes, nonstop. I can't believe this. And she's 40 some episodes into this and she just drones on and on and just meanders.
Starting point is 00:11:32 A lot of this isn't even about extraterrestrials. She gets into play my number 21. Let's start here low. She starts talking about how much time and information is buried in the earth and how we're response, it's just nonsense. It's amazing. There's so much time that has been what's the word just saved or that still resides in the land. And our job as humans is to be the life variance. We are here to make sense of it and to be of it. We are, we experience
Starting point is 00:12:14 time in a very peculiar way that other ETs do not. You don't believe what you're actually saying, right? So then something that I picked up on from this woman because I've heard a lot of these types of people, like Riley Martin on the Howard Stern Show. Oh, gosh, one of these, a lot of the characters reminded me of that because he was abducted by aliens multiple times, he knew all this stuff about alien life and we talk about it.
Starting point is 00:12:37 But some people can sound intelligent while doing that, even though what they're saying is dumb. This woman is saying dumb things and sounds dumb. She's, she's such an idiot, but she looks and she would appear, Carl, I'm assuming you did some research, you've had some videos or you saw some pictures of her. She looks like a normal human being like this is not Riley Martin. I mean, sure, she has like piercings all over her face and her hair is colorful, but that's kind of it to be totally honest. Again, you jump in the gun on your dog, but you said you brought it up.
Starting point is 00:13:09 She actually does something that I was a little surprised about on her YouTube channel. She does make up videos. If you are new here, my name is Amber Amir, I'm a psychic medium and rakey master in Usui, Crystal, and Karina Rakey. We're gonna be doing another get ready with me. I'm gonna be doing my hair, I'm gonna make up, and we're gonna talk about fairies. All right. She's gonna be doing her hair in her makeup, and we'll be talking about fairies.
Starting point is 00:13:36 And I'm with you, and I'm like, is this a joke? This is funny, right? It's not. Yeah. This is not what she's going for. So, what I thought I would do, I didn't actually watch this video, of course, but I didn't go ahead and fly to the end I want to see what she looks like after she's been transformed after she's done her hair and her makeup I would get a good look at where she's at right now and then let's see where she gets to
Starting point is 00:14:03 Listen, is that the same person? He looks exactly the same. You're right. So, your hair looks terrible. That's incredible. Look at her hair. Look at her hair. She just pulled it out.
Starting point is 00:14:18 Wow. That's something. That's something make up tutorial right there. See, that one's really good. Let me show you how to mat your hair down. I have to just get out of the raid log. I honestly didn't see that coming because she's also a dancer. She's a professional dancer.
Starting point is 00:14:37 I think she lives around Vegas and she does like show girl stuff. I assumed she looked like a Broadway cat at the end of the video. I didn't think that's what I was doing. I didn't know that she isn't California. I looked at her website. Okay. All right. But she could be close to Vegas. I don't know. Well, I mean, all right. So they have shows out there. Let me introduce. Yeah. The episode that I listen to she brings out a special guest. And she's gonna introduce who her guest is. Rashad is my sole brother. Kind of like a twin flame, but it's not romantic. And there are three parts to our sole.
Starting point is 00:15:12 Me, Rashad, and people who has also been on this podcast. So we come from the same sole. We are very much the same person. That doesn't make any sense, Rick. All right, so she brings up this guy that she refers to as her sole brother. Uh-huh. I'm like, well, I hope he's not like a black guy
Starting point is 00:15:30 because I would see you. Yeah, that was one of you. Can you say it, sole brother? Yeah, well, unfortunately, let's have a listen to what Rashad has to say here. I learned from, I learned that I did have implants from you and another friend of mine who is a, actually, there's been a few people that I have told me not to implants. What are they, where are they? Well, my first ones I learned about are in my ears.
Starting point is 00:15:59 And I was like, what a hell are they implants in somebody's ears? Right. But they act as a certain kind of technology for being able to listen to extraterrestrials. Okay. So Rashad here has been told by her that there's implant technology implanted into his ears so that he could hear extraterrestrials. He seems very accepting of this. Well, when I think it's funniest, because he's
Starting point is 00:16:27 to talk about a lot of implants that he has going on throughout the episode. But when you say something that sounds so outrageous like that, the thing you probably shouldn't do is compare that to something that's made up in fantasy, because the people are going to think like, wait a second, that's not think it's maybe made up. You know, we learned that they are these little kind of antenna crystal things that stick up and out of my ears, like a Elp or, you know what I think about, I think about a gun of a spark from, like kind of like pointy.
Starting point is 00:16:59 I kind of think of them like that, but I don't know. So they act more as antennas. Oh no, we proud of the spot. So they act more as antennas. Oh, no, he brought a spot. I'm selling it. Yeah. I guess you guys think this bullshit. It's just like that TV show about space travel. Okay. You know, oh my God. Hey, can I jump in here because that leads into one of my clips because she talks about how sometimes when aliens do things to you, you don't remember it because they have a way of erasing parts of your memory.
Starting point is 00:17:31 Now, I believe she saw a movie. Yup. And, for being with you. Actually, in clip 9, I kind of, I helped everybody understand what the movie is at the end. If they don't want you to remember something, they kind of like wipe the memory or make that memory unavailable. But there's no reason for it to. It's very weird.
Starting point is 00:17:52 It just feels like there's a very specific gap in the timeline that has just been erased. So yeah, much like a lot of Alex Jones conspiracy, she saw a movie and is like, well, this must be what aliens are like. This is why I can't remember certain portions of abductions. I'm convenient to put a flashy thing in front of my eyes and erase the memory. I will tell you that I actually have encountered an ET in my real life. And he wanted to call his home. He just life. And he wanted to call his home. He just kept telling me he wants to call his home.
Starting point is 00:18:28 I'm like, well, I got Verizon, I don't know what is Tommy really like. He just wants to call his home. Okay, we've all encountered an alien on your show before. We're gonna be catching on later on in the episode. Oh, you're on a streak. I haven't watched it. I am on a streak, but Cardiff told me it's a doozy today.
Starting point is 00:18:48 That shouldn't be a good one. Okay, so I know what you're wondering here. He has the implants in his ears that make it look like spock ears and are antennae so you can hear ET's talk. But how many implants does he have in his body? I'll tell you something. If I had alien technology and planted in my body, the one thing I would know is how many there were. How many do you have or how many have come up?
Starting point is 00:19:12 Okay, let's see. I have felt at least one, two, three, four, five, six. I would say, four, five, six, I would say close to 10. Cheese. Are you rounding up? Close to 10. Why is that a vague answer? How many implants do you have in your body? Like, she's never thought to count before. That's the first thing I want to get some more next week.
Starting point is 00:19:35 So I don't know. If you want me to count those. How many fingers you have? Oh, let's see one. Yeah. That's kind of close to 10. That would imagine it. I like the response of cheese.
Starting point is 00:19:46 Like I did some bullshit at you. I didn't know you'd run with it 10 times. Right. Oh, no, these two are definitely on the same wave life throughout this episode. There is no amount of bullshit. You know, you could spew that the other one wouldn't be like, oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:59 Oh, that makes sense. Sure. There's like the competition between the people with systems or whatever. Yeah, right. How many of them? Right. You'd be like, well, you know what? Yesterday people with systems or whatever. Yeah, right. How many? It's just right. You'd be like, well, you know what? Yesterday I was an hour.
Starting point is 00:20:07 Oh, oh, yeah. I was a parent. Okay. Fine. Everyone wins. And that's something that's so fascinating about this is there are times where, of course, during this 45 minute, like at least it was a guest on with your episode, but she's just talking and just plattering on and on. Play my number 22 because for as much as she's just making stuff up,
Starting point is 00:20:29 she has such a hard time sometimes making things up. She's trying to explain time. And with a lot of my clips, I cut out pauses and her kind of like correcting herself. I left this whole clip in because this is bananas just listening to her trying to explain something. And by the way, fuck you for saying at least there was a guest. This was shot characters, even more retarded than Amber, but okay. Here time is very linear, you know, but that's not necessarily how time works. Time is more of like a map where it's almost like a... How do I explain this? where it's almost like a...
Starting point is 00:21:07 How do I explain this? I've had to explain, I always go through this when I try to explain this. Time is like a map. There are different areas that hold... are different ages that hold a specific type of experience. It's almost like different story books, you know? But they're all kind of connected and happening at once. I skipped around on her latest episode,
Starting point is 00:21:32 and the impression I get is she does not know how her sentence is gonna end. Oh, she's not what she's taught. She doesn't understand the concept of what she's trying to convey. So there's no way she's gonna get it out correctly. I guess, yeah. Like, do you want you understand what time is? Just the idea of saying, well, times like a map,
Starting point is 00:21:48 let me get, and at the end, she's like, it's a story book. There's a same thing. You've done it close to the same thing. Okay, so I have an example here where she's just retarded because we're trying to explain something. I have a lot of examples of that.
Starting point is 00:22:04 We're shot can't explain anything. And so Amber tries to help. With the one in your arm, it almost feels like a... It feels almost like stainless steel or some sort of material that's typically used for in like hospitals. That's where like bacteria, like it's easier to clean. It's more clean, you know, it almost feels like there's a lot of fluid fleshing out of your body. I think they put in some weird stuff even into the
Starting point is 00:22:38 body where they could almost like track liquids by putting in this weird like glowing thing and then they can just remove it from the body and it flushes out. So there's a lot of like inserting and exceeding of liquids. Yes, following this. And of course, I don't have this clip
Starting point is 00:22:57 but Rashad responded by going, yeah, it actually is glowing, you're right. Okay, why not? You know what, when I said she's not harming people, I apologize to everyone is listening because Rashad should go to a doctor. Like if he literally has bumps and things that are in there, probably tumors, like he should go get the check out. He's got crystal horns. What the fuck? You don't jump on a Zoom call with her. It's a bad idea. Before we move on, I do want to get to your close, but this is Richard Rashad here.
Starting point is 00:23:27 He's like, OK, now, Weson, he's going to explain the impact. This might sound crazy, but bear with us here. Now, I'm thinking I'm looking at it from your listeners point of view, letting and kind of coming to this podcast, like, well, he has all these implants. Why? Why would somebody, you know, because essentially we're saying
Starting point is 00:23:48 as I've been hoping prodded my entire life. Yeah. Right. So, and did we figure out why? Well, yes, we figured out why a lot of the answers, some of them are still kind of pending, right? But essentially, you know, we've had two different collectives now. So the ear implants right were from the mantis
Starting point is 00:24:11 beings and all these other ones have stemmed from a lifetime of poking and prodding from the octorians. Oh, the arterians. Okay. That story checks out. This is literally Riley Martin. And what I'm realizing here is that because he keeps going right, this is what we learned, right? She's feeding him all this bullshit. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:32 And he's either pretending to believe it. I think they met at an improv class. I think that's what it is. No, I actually have a theory about these people on here. I think these people really wanna be special. Yeah. That's their big thing in life. They're like, I'm not that special.
Starting point is 00:24:49 There's all these other people. They're kind of good at stuff. And I'm not good at anything. I wanna be special. You talk to aliens. That's fucking cool. Yeah. All right.
Starting point is 00:24:58 And no one can denounce it. Right. No, my friend Amber keeps telling me which aliens they talk to. I trust me. She's the expert. My ears feel kind of weird. I think there's probably implants in there. That's me which aliens I talk to right trust me. She's the actually my ears feel kind of weird I think there's probably implants in there. That's why I can't There's there's eight more on me somewhere near my crotch for some reason
Starting point is 00:25:14 Those are equally important. Yeah, the aliens don't want to talk to like Stephen Hawking or like someone who's intelligent No, no, no, no, the dumbest people on earth. They used to no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, They probably don't line up politically, socially. They probably really wouldn't get along. But I'm playing the fucking no all about this shit. Play my number 10, because they could talk about this together for hours. Typically, the ones that are watching, I've had this issue a lot with people that have funky reptilians watching them.
Starting point is 00:26:03 They stare. And it is the most uncomfortable thing and they are a pain in the ass to get rid of i the bad reptilians are probably my least favorite of all the beings those ones are so annoying isn't that also from a movie where the bad guys are reptilian i'm sure i'm sure it's just another episode of Star Trek.
Starting point is 00:26:27 I could have just been an episode of Star Trek. No, there was like it was called V or something. I remember it was on. Oh yeah, yeah, when I was a kid. Yeah. And they're like reptilian and they're I think it was like a mini series. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:40 I remember it. I'm sure she saw that. I'm sure she saw that VHS tapes sure she saw that. VHS tapes or something like that. So she doesn't have a good imagination. She's just stealing on it. And she talks about my number 11. She talks about how, first of all, she never explains why aliens would be doing anything to us.
Starting point is 00:27:00 Like that was what I was waiting for is what's the purpose of this? What are they trying to find out? No, she never gets into this, but she talks about how they might make us uncomfortable while I guess they're probing us, but honestly, you can't make their aliens, they don't get it. Because ETs are less emotional, they don't understand pain and discomfort. They don't really have the capacity to be empathic because they just don't experience the vast array of emotions that we do. So the same way that we may just take an animal, there's a new animal we want to study it, we may try to make it comfortable for them,
Starting point is 00:27:38 but we also don't know how they experience life, so we don't necessarily know how to make it comfortable for them. You know, and sometimes it's like if you're on a time limit, people will just take the animal and do what they need to then drop it back off. It's very similar with them for us, for them with us. What do you take these two persons? I mean, that's a follow-up. Like, what does she end up with? Well, these aliens are on a time crunch. So, if they're first when they're shoving that probe up there. It's because they're in a hurry. Give them a break.
Starting point is 00:28:09 All right. I'm going to play this clip. It's a little bit of a longer clip, but I think I finally figured out because these two are talking to each other about all this crazy horseshit. I can't really follow a lot of it. And then I realized, oh, this chick's on LSD. That's what's going on here. This is just her describing her acid trip, I think. So I'm just think at first, I was thinking of this room being like, okay, you know, a being or something will come in this room. And then because of this, this room is tied to my projected consciousness or vision. You know, and that's how the.
Starting point is 00:28:46 You aren't supposed to be here. Oh, yeah. That's a lot like. I'm trying to, I'm trying to hold it. I know hold it. My throat is kind of hurting. My throat feels sore. I'm trying to kick me out.
Starting point is 00:29:06 Hold on. No, I'm coming with you. I'm jumping in. It's wrapped in this light. What is this? Whoa! So I tried to push out of this thing. I saw it wrapped in light and then I looked up and now I feel like I'm in a whole other place. It looks like the material is almost
Starting point is 00:29:34 like the inside of your mouth. I would hate to be next to her at a fish concert. Oh, it's a cast. I know. It it's great Pretend you've done this before so did she go into whatever state She what was what was happening during that? No, it doesn't make any good. Yeah, that's it. Look for a video component of this there isn't a one. I don't know what he's talking about. I was hoping there'd be no follow-up questions. Okay. Hey, did she read any letters from listeners on yours? No. No. All right. So this is a regular thing. So my number 14, she reads a letter and this goes on forever. But this is just the beginning of the letter where a listener asks the most mundane question that should warrant like a reasonable answer. And of course, everything she responds with is it's aliens. I figured I would put in somebody else to give her an answer that actually makes way more sense.
Starting point is 00:30:46 Every time I eat Chipotle, I ruin my underwear. Is that aliens? No, those are angels. Hey, dude. So I have two little red bumps on my arm in the same spot and they don't seem to be healing or reducing redness. You mentioned in a recent episode or video about ETs leaving little marks from doing stuff. Is it possible that this could be from ETs?
Starting point is 00:31:07 Of course not, don't be ridiculous. And that should be a response every time. But if you play number 15, she kind of skimps her slatter and at one point it's like blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
Starting point is 00:31:24 blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, I get it, I get it. And then she reveals very quickly what's actually happening, kind of dismisses it, but then gets very distracted. Just getting back to that last clip real quick. Yeah. Why would whatever aliens do not heal? Why would your body treat any type of abrasion differently? I don't know. She also at one point says sometimes dumb questions.
Starting point is 00:31:44 No, no, no, but she'll say things like, well, there will be rashes, but a lot of times they don't look like normal rashes. There's patterns. But sometimes they can just look like regular rashes. It's everything and everything. Okay. They did say down below that there is a spider in the room. So I thought it was that with the formation slash pattern of it doesn't seem like a normal bug bite, and also they have like scabbed over which I feel like has not happened with bug bites or mosquito bites before. So I bring up the spider point because I personally have come to associate spiders with Energy really love spiders and I now associate them with almost the concept of the way those sorry their web
Starting point is 00:32:36 weaving their own story weaving our life weaving our Sweet, I swear it's a metaphor now. I just our path. Sweet, I swear it's a metaphor, no, I just want to tell you. I don't know if she's trying to answer this letter and just the word spider takes her in a completely different direction. All right, let me bring this up real quick. Did you check out our website at all? I did.
Starting point is 00:32:59 Yes, of course I did. So on her website, she has my story. And of course, all of this begins with her childhood, which you would expect. You know, as far back as I can remember, I've had awareness of what lie beyond this realm, coming from a family with all the six cents, it was normal to interact with the energy beings
Starting point is 00:33:18 that surrounded us. And then she talks about, there's a poltergeist, and it's like all like little kids share which again is a movie It's all this like little kids shit and then she never grew out of it Because her story starts when she's a child and then the next part is when she's 16 Yeah, you know what I mean? And then finally it's just like and now I'm a fucking retard of the dog God steer amber who would win in a fight? ET or poltergeist
Starting point is 00:33:45 And then the whole thing. I was one of the point this out Because I think that she's making a mistake here My gifts allow me to connect various high frequency beings love one to have passed past lives parallel realities Communicate with animals and nature and provide deep full body healings So also I'm a dancer. Well, that's what I mean. I feel like you got to kind of pick your groove. In this kind of thing, you don't want to be like that Korean barbecue place that I'll solve.
Starting point is 00:34:12 Yeah, we got sushi. That was the title of food. I got it. I don't know your tea stop is going to be on that great if you're talking to fairies every day. Damn. Ghost fairies loved ones, angels. How do you believe in angels? All right, I don't want to get it.
Starting point is 00:34:28 It's in Chris. Chris, you made a great joke about ET versus poltergeist. If you wrote that into her, she'd do a whole show. But I got to write to her. She would love that. If you play my number 17, she talks about sensitive skin and doesn't know what sensitive skin is. Sometimes, like, I think in the past, if I've had a little pinpricks, I either didn't have a very sensitive skin. So there was like no bumps, no irritation, nothing. It was just like a clean dot. That's not what sensitive skin means. My skin is so sensitive.
Starting point is 00:35:06 I can bathe in poison. I eat nothing. No reaction whatsoever. Everything is like the heel of my foot. It's very sensitive. So what? So I sure know. Do you have a lot of other clips?
Starting point is 00:35:20 Do you have anything else? Sure. Yeah. Let's talk about because obviously our friend Rashad has these implants. The purpose of these implants is for transmitting information. Yeah. You just have to be able to, you just have to be able to translate what's coming in or almost like tune it to the right frequency. I do feel like
Starting point is 00:35:48 that is not something, well... Take your time. I'm getting... Quite your thoughts. There's a slight hint of something that doesn't feel totally truthful. And it was coming from this place of, I think they just, by them saying like, oh, they can't, their hands are tied. It makes you feel like you have to because I think if they just do it and like, you know, whatever, there are.
Starting point is 00:36:23 Don't put down for me. Like a little. Things, tools, real know, whatever, there are. Dumb and dumb for me. Like a little. Things, tools, realizations, whatever, on the path that you would not get. Could they just download that information into you? Yes. Talk about retirement. Talk about retirement.
Starting point is 00:36:37 I think that if you use the word whatever twice of the same sentence, you should have banded that sentence. You might be full of shit. It's not happening for you. I want to point out my buddy, Jody B. from Poe Boys Podcast. When we were reading your website, he wrote the discord.
Starting point is 00:36:50 She's the cheesecake factory of Weirdos. It's just too many things. I got it all. Yeah, I know. Like if I went to her for a psychic reading or something, I think I'd be staring at the menu for a good 25 minutes, just like the the cheesecake factory, or, you know, in dispensary.
Starting point is 00:37:07 I didn't know you had angels here. It's overwhelming. Yeah, right. I came in here for a sloppy face fuck button. I can talk to a couple of months. That's a comeback. All right, so they always have reasons why people can't grasp these concepts.
Starting point is 00:37:25 Um, I feel like because this is an ET thing, normal human logic isn't going to activate them. Oh, that normal human logic. Oh, that's so convenient. Yeah, all you fucking normies Oh, that's so convenient. Yeah, all you fucking normies out there would not get it. Stupid logic. Unsubscribe from my podcast, please. Any person you've started to spend this with,
Starting point is 00:37:55 I feel like is giving you bullshit. Is feeding you nothing but BS. I just feel like the show isn't very good. This is all bullshit. And if the reptilians know that reptilians, But yes, I just feel like the show isn't very good. This is all bullshit. And if the reptilians, no, not reptilians, the evil reptilians weren't enough, play my number 13.
Starting point is 00:38:13 Just about another alien species. And being probed can be, it can be scary because sometimes the beings are just scary. I'm just looking at the title of this and I already have a follow up clip for after we play this one. Okay. There still will be moments of discomfort
Starting point is 00:38:30 just because their energy is so fucking strong, especially when you have a lot of them, they're really tall, like these 20 foot, huge ass praying mantis, bugs, you know. Yeah, 20 foot. You know, is that like a spiral tab, which he confused his feet and inches? Sorry. 20 foot praying mantis.
Starting point is 00:38:50 Oh, it's so nice. All right. So here's my, our buddy, Rashad, talking about Rashad catches himself a few times on the show. He's like, hold on a second. If people are just tuning in for the first time, maybe I need to give you a little background here. So let's go again. And so for people who don't know, Echrocon is a mantis friend that I have made. He's friends with Ampricon, who is a 20 foot mantis. They're bugs. That's incredible.
Starting point is 00:39:25 What are you guys having common? What do you talk about? See like baseball? What's this mantis up to? I don't even know. Oh, this is a fun question right here. Yeah. Do you call the ETs or do they contact you?
Starting point is 00:39:40 Cause I always want to know who initiates this conversation, right? Did you call in, Echrocon the masses during this, if during this, you know, while we're doing this, or did they just show up? Or was it all just tied into my energy and they're just aware of everything that happens now? Did they bring the door down? Typically,
Starting point is 00:39:57 the usually, not always, but usually the route I go is I tune into the energy of the situation itself and or the solution to a situation rather and any energies that are encompassed in that bubble are what starts sending me things. Okay. That's what Tarty. I know for the question. Yeah, it sounds like okay. Clearly you don't know. Clearly you don't know, but also he is in. Like he's in it and she's fucked this guy's brain. Like you know he wasn't looking for alien. Well, he did come to her, right?
Starting point is 00:40:41 Right. So he must have been seeking this out like this is a success story in her book I wonder if she's if he's on her website Because there is a testimonial page. Oh God. I wonder if we're shot. It's gonna just be in office of mom Marin lily ivory Morgan anonymous. Oh, that's always got all about you T. I. Pam Christine Morgan, anonymous. That's all about UTIs. Pam, Christine, UTIs, really? UTIs.
Starting point is 00:41:07 We went back to the anonymous one. Arana, Marco, Alias, did it. Wow, she's got a lot of fucking dumb, dumb clients. But those are all earthlings, what the fuck? Yeah, exactly. I want to see something written by a mantis. I had been in and out of the hospital due to allergy and UTI complications,
Starting point is 00:41:24 along with me recently having trouble breathing. That's George Floyd. All right. We don't have to read the website all day. Let's get back to clips. Hey, uh, play my number 26 because near the end of the show, she remembers that she's been talking about ETs, even though she's gone off on crazy tangents, which I might get back to. I don't know. And she actually gives some really, really good advice.
Starting point is 00:41:46 If you find yourself in a situation where you are having some sort of weird markings on your body or just memory gaps or whatever it is, I would state aloud, you know, only beings of light and love or only beings for my highest good are allowed in my space and are allowed to work with me or allowed in any proximity of my energy. Everything else is banned in my sleep immediately. Repeat thatggy. Don't have me have like lost time. Don't even just don't take my body or do something to my body while I'm sleeping. Let me get to know you first and then we do that, you know. She's getting deep reach by these easy. It's that that is how this conversation turns to the end. I still have more clips about this. But I love how receptive these 20 foot mantises will be like,
Starting point is 00:42:52 oh, hey, listen, my bad. We'll go and fucking probe bill next time. It's not a big deal. I met no disrespect. My next clip, yeah, basically no means no kind of, which is she gets into some crazy victim blaming and I don't think she'd be cool with it. Do you enjoy that?
Starting point is 00:43:13 If there is no change in behavior, it's probably a heavier ET that is really trying to push the free will. So you almost have to like, what has worked with me is, and this is a little bit intense, but with ET sometimes you do have to be intense to make it get the message across.
Starting point is 00:43:36 If you say like don't do this, but there's a part of you that's like, hope what if they do, you know, then it's like okay. It's unless they are very respectful of people, they're just gonna be like, you're giving me mixed signals so I'm just gonna keep doing what I'm doing. I think I'm being too respectful
Starting point is 00:43:52 by trying to figure out what the fuck she's talking about. Well, I think what she's saying is, bully the bully. You're gonna wear short shorts out to the bar. You're asking for it, right? Yeah, exactly. That's crazy. No means no, unless you're thinking, well, maybe they're not going to listen to me. Is it praying? Is that spelled with an E praying? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. I'm not even sure. Sure. That's a good one. Thanks. It was a real flicker, Joe, wasn't it?
Starting point is 00:44:25 I don't know, but I'm thinking of a gap for that one. Chris goes, good one. If you want to play my number 28, that wraps up this whole sort of conversation on, this is really like what she gets into, and it's a real like, bite them on the alien dick, like really get angry
Starting point is 00:44:46 if they're not respecting your boundaries. You have to be very firm and really feel it with all your soul and for me personally, sometimes that requires me to go into like a rage or angry state. If I am angry, every piece of my body is online and I am demanding with every little sprinkle of my soul what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:45:08 So sometimes if you have to just hype yourself up to be like stop doing this, you know, like really just be aggressive and like feel it in your body, do whatever you have to do. And that should stop it I know she's like my rage in the least rage film possible every piece of my sprinkling body This one is dumb It was so much for I I really had fun listening to stupid one. All right, I think we get the point. Is there anything else you want to play to wrap things up or anything else you want to just cover here?
Starting point is 00:45:50 Play the ending. Play my last clip here because she ends the show. Like she speaks with such crazy confidence sometimes throughout this podcast. And again, just talks, talks and talks. She doesn't know how to end this. It's the limpus dick ending. I've ever heard to a podcast. Um, I'm not sure what else to discuss. I think I've pretty much, I've talked about many things, but I think the biggest take away is if there's an energy in your home, talk to it.
Starting point is 00:46:26 Um, yeah, I think that's all I've got to say about that. Don't be afraid, you are supported, reach out if you need anything. Send any love to my friends, thanks for listening. I'll see you soon. Yeah, so that episode is all about if ETs live.s live in your home with you, which is something I told my realtor I did not want to have. No, no specifically said that I check out the airbnb listing. Oh my god.
Starting point is 00:46:52 Are there any spirits or aliens there? No, okay, good. I'm not. I'm not. It's tough. Sometimes aliens living. I love how she starts and says like, I'll define out of there in your home. Well, sometimes your little sister will put them with her dolls
Starting point is 00:47:06 and maybe you can't tell that it's there when your work if I drink beer out of your fridge or whatever, but you should be able to find an ET if it's just hanging out in your house somewhere. Well, unless they erase your fucking memory every time. Yeah, that's a good point. I thought I had a drinking problem, but what really is happening here is this fucking idea
Starting point is 00:47:23 with racist memory every night. Yeah, yeah, the whole happening here is this fucking idea with racist, my memory every night. Yeah, yeah, football season is about to start. I was talking to my buddy the other day and I was trying to remember a Steelers linebacker from the 90s. And I couldn't assume it was because of a man in my mid 40s. No, turns out aliens. Aliens. Yeah. No, you didn't even see that game.
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Starting point is 00:48:28 Grinch of the Week, Grinch of the Week. Because we're going to start with a show I was watching last night, and that would be my buddy's veto and dick over on the biggest problem in the universe. And they started talking about the political system. And I love what dick likes to do. and they started talking about the political system. And I love what Dick likes to do. He realizes that someone doesn't know what they're talking about. He likes to probe a little bit,
Starting point is 00:48:51 but in a very fun manner, and we're gonna find out term limits. Now, I think this is a big issue in America personally. Congress gets in there for two years. And so immediately they're in there, they have to raise money for the next election. Now, the Senate, they get in there for six years, they have more time, they don't have to be,
Starting point is 00:49:13 we're about running for office all the time. Let's see how veto understands. Right, government. Two or six, which one? I feel like I'm training my dog with left right. Well, Senate would be two then. And how many? In the Congress, that's how many. many six years you nailed it. All right. So I got it back. So it is two
Starting point is 00:49:29 your terms in the Senate. Yeah. So that's what I got wrong. Uh, then women's dating it. And take this letter. It just leaves it out there for everyone to see. Which is perfect for him. I love that. Also, since we're talking about cringe of the week, my buddy, Missy B, sent me a note, actually not just a note, but a video clip, we did a show a while back called Almost Adulting. And Missy's like, you know what, you might want to revisit this show. This was the clip that they posted on the social medias
Starting point is 00:49:59 to get everyone excited. What's a random thought that you had recently? A wise but also close to the video. How did you realize that? I was looking at my own vagina. You were sitting in front of the mirror like this. I studied it. You're in front of the mirror?
Starting point is 00:50:11 Oh yeah, close up. And then you open up your butt cheek. And then I'm like, is my butthole normal? Yes. It's a normal butthole look like. But what I don't want to do is Google buttholes. Yeah, to like compare. I don't want to see a bunch of buttholes. Yeah, to like compare. I don't want to see a bunch of buttholes.
Starting point is 00:50:27 So I just am left to the say to not know if I have a normal looking butthole or not. Who doesn't want a Google buttholes? Yeah, I know. But what's your freight of? I don't know what she worried about there. So Missy B says the show has gotten even worse if that's possible.
Starting point is 00:50:43 But all right, well, that's always fun. Yeah, what is a weird butthole? Look how I'm very confused now. I don't know. I'm also confused about that. I mean, don't go go weird buttholes either. Yeah, I probably. Normal butthole.
Starting point is 00:50:57 That's probably the biggest problem. So I mentioned this, but I keep forgetting to mention it in the show prop, where I usually do it after the show ends and then the show keeps going. But I wanna get to mention it in the show prop, where I usually do it after the show ends and then the show keeps going. But I wanna get another song parody contest going and we thought, I can't remember whose idea this was, but have we done one where I'm the focus on it?
Starting point is 00:51:13 I mean, we've done OP, we've done Patrick Michael, we've done Suddor, John of course, but have we done a Carl song parody contest? I don't think we have. And I'd love for some people to put some songs together before Detroit, we got the live show coming up. Next week, it gonna be great to have some songs. Mr. Magenta is coming in with a song,
Starting point is 00:51:31 and he said, now Karla, I have a feeling, there's gonna be a bunch of tunes that maybe hurt your feelings a little bit, maybe our mean to you. So he said, I'm gonna put together a positive, self-esteem raising song for you. To kick things. I'm nice nice I do appreciate
Starting point is 00:51:45 that thank you mr magenta Carl Stand up now, come on and shout. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey So because of the creep off, I had to listen to that bill song for two hours straight. I started singing a log with it. I think that's where he got that audio from. Oh, okay. I think that's what inspired that. That's so I'm from Mr. Majeta. Good job, buddy.
Starting point is 00:52:36 I feel a lot better about myself. All right. Are there sifting through hundreds of episodes of WATB to find you singing? No, no, no, that was the thing I did on the YouTube. Mike David Redbar was recently talking about the falling out between Kevin Brennan and Patrick Melton, which I thought was interesting. He was talking about the AC meetup and how pathetic it was as Redbar likes to do. And I reminded me that Joseph sent me in a red bar mentioned from not that long ago
Starting point is 00:53:06 his wife jewels I believe is her name brings us up here I think she's a little confused but still I appreciate it instead of Louis CK marketing his movie like any other movie he has to go to unscapited tank Tuesdays with stories trash Tuesdays for the podcast I mean the lowest of the low New
Starting point is 00:53:28 York bottom of the barrel podcast trash. So Louis CK, as I come on, I showed it for one of his movie, twist my arm. Yeah. night? I know that you're not feeling well. So if you want to bail out on the rest of the episode, you can. Is it bad for me to ask what we're going to be doing? No, that's terrible. No, not at all. Let me tell you the segments we have coming up next.
Starting point is 00:54:00 Because I don't tease what's coming up next enough around here to be honest with you. Primetime Alex Stein Stein my buddy Alex Stein God Chad Zuma kind of show in studio Thursday night Doug and Cuz Alex reached out to me and I helped about with some things for this interview He didn't fucking masterful job and then after that for this interview. He did a fucking masterful job. And then after that,
Starting point is 00:54:24 somebody John put on an episode on Thursday as well, that he has since taken down, and I'm gonna tell you right now, it is easily top 10 most epic disasters of a show John has ever done, which is saying something. It might be top five. Yeah, okay, I'll stick around. All right, let those things out, good deal.
Starting point is 00:54:39 You know what, I'll, yeah, I'll suffer through the first segment to get to the second. All right, well, we haven't hit this one in a second, but it's time to mark zoom on All right starts with introducing Channel Chats in Dallas. He's on the set
Starting point is 00:54:59 Alex Stein he's got a pretty crazy show. I've been on it before. You know him as a mud shark, and I know him as Chad Zomac. Welcome to the show. Chad, what? Okay. I'm a Gianna Flea. He's a G on a Flea, so guys, we were with a legendary... Shut up, Bridget! We're on a live show! What's great here is that he calls him out as the mud shark immediately, and then does the Chad Zomac thing, which is what Kevin Brennan likes to call him. So this is how he introduces his gas by goofing out of immediately. So we're off to a good start.
Starting point is 00:55:32 Yeah, I would have to say Chad Zumac, the only thing you can do, honestly. So you get a treat the guy with respect? No, well, this is what Alex does masterfully is he goes back and forth between treating with respect and then calling him out to his face. So it keeps Chad engaged in the conversation. He's there the whole show. And I would imagine if he just did some of the things that he does over and over again,
Starting point is 00:55:54 Chad would probably get up and leave. But he does talk about Chad's rap sheet quite a bit. And he brings out this woman who pretends to be a woman who's in and out of prison and Alex's or Pimp or something because Alex is the Pimp out of blimp And do that. Chad, have you ever spent any time in prison now? No No, I was three I did three days in jail Yeah, and wasn't a good time was not fun
Starting point is 00:56:21 But you know what you live you learn you move forward, right? You just keep button. Like Rocky says, you keep punching. He's got chance off balance immediately. You ever spend time in prison? I'm doing a comedy show this weekend. Dallas, I'm here to promote my show. It's like immediately he's got about balance, which is great. This feels like prison.
Starting point is 00:56:41 Yeah. I was like that famous Rocky line. You keep punching. Yeah. We all know that, right? With your fists. You know what rocky? He says, I am what I am. So after that, he made Jenny to bug.
Starting point is 00:56:58 I'm not even joking. They all ate bugs, but Jenny put a giant bug in his mouth and then spin it out. It's kind of gross. I'm not going to show you that. But they are taking super chats throughout the episode. Hey, do you want me to read the super chat? Yes, read every, what did I say before the show? I said read every single super chat.
Starting point is 00:57:19 Okay, I'm trying to make sure. Okay, Alex, some, oh gosh, Alex, some blaze staff are wondering why their lockers are broke and their credit cards are missing any of these. Oh, good, oh, credit card is missing. Oh, and then, another one said I got some Texas barbecue for you, Texas Tech Talk. Oh, we like Texas Tech Talk, they're good. Oh, we like Texas Tech Talk, I'm a little confused,
Starting point is 00:57:39 but okay. I know, we're gonna get some weird confusion. Chad is a legend. See, Chad, I was trying to explain to Jimmy who you are and it's kind of hard because Jimmy Googles you, right? Jimmy? No, no, but listen, when I Google you, you've opened for every single comedian,
Starting point is 00:57:52 there's cl- All right, so that's where he starts to go into like kissing his ass and like, oh my gosh, you worked with all these great comics after the credit card joke. He's got to try to bring him back again. Now we're pretty cool, right? Everything's gonna hear you, you know?
Starting point is 00:58:03 Chad, you've had so many jobs that you've been fired from. That's right. That's that look intentionally like the deck of the Starship Enterprise. Yeah, so he's a pimp on a blimp. And so that's the blimp. He's getting a blimp and they're in the background. Actually moving and stuff. It's pretty fancy.
Starting point is 00:58:20 It looks nice doing well for himself. Yeah, but where's the wood paneling? Where's the, oh, exactly. Come on, where's the John posters? Dude, this behind me right here is the background of the dabble verse. I went on YouTube the other day and I swear to God there were three videos queued up for me
Starting point is 00:58:38 that were all people not me who've probably never even been here before with this as their background. So say what you will about the wood paneling, but it works. All right, so apparently Chad hates everyone. We want to get that out. But Chad, Tursi, you caused me a lot of problems, because I like you. I consider you a friend, but Kevin, you've not your friend in Kevin, Chrisie and Frank, who I'm friends with.
Starting point is 00:59:00 Why do you hate Chrisie and Frank so much? I think they're off the radar right now. I think they just came at me. Chris is blowing up. Right, she's not blowing up. He's just on Adam Crowley's show. Well, she, well, you probably get more viewers than Adam Crowley.
Starting point is 00:59:14 I don't know about that. Adam Crowley's one of the bigger podcasts. But my point is, is like, Chad, I get the kind of fighter's mentality that you have. Like, somebody punches you, you got a punch back. Yeah. I get that. I feel like the same way but you catch all this collateral
Starting point is 00:59:27 damage and then you like your your your becoming Kevin because you're burning these bridges but also Alex people like a pile on people like jumping on to a scene they see something and that's what was happening with me so I did have to fight back and listen I don't know Chris I never met Chrissy and they're even met Chrissy oh close and you've talked so much shit about her, there's nothing. And I did it because of Kevin. Fucking Chad. I did it because Kevin was making fun of her,
Starting point is 00:59:51 and I look up to Kevin so that I have to make fun of her too. And Pylon, oh, but I don't like Pylon. Ah, look. Look how uncomfortable he looks, too. He's sitting up in his chair, his hats pulled down. He now has his hood up over top of his hat. Yeah, he's dressed like he's so uncomfortable. He's wearing a hoodie and a ball cap. Of course, Elkstein is dressed like he is the host of a show. And Chad just looks like he they brought him up on the street and he didn't
Starting point is 01:00:19 know he was going to be on the show. And there was a video Alex was showing beforehand and afterwards they were out to eat together. So there's all this on the show. And there was a video Alex was showing beforehand and afterwards they went on to eat together. So there's all this behind the scenes stuff with Chad. Like they do it up right. He actually does makeup and hair for all the guests that come on. So Chad sitting there getting all done up, getting ready for the show.
Starting point is 01:00:37 And he dresses like a slab for it. So I just thought that was, it's just an interesting look into what's going on with Chad who he's fighting with everyone and he acts like he has no choice, but then it turns out like he started it with Chrissy. I never knew that he didn't meet Chrissy. Yes, that's never even before in that body. That's surprising.
Starting point is 01:01:00 I know. That's what I was like, wait, what? Everyone in battery talk so much shit about her. What do you mean by that? So and that's the other thing too, is that Chad thinks that no one's got anything going on because he has nothing going on. She's like, Chrissy, she's got nothing going on. She was just on Ann Crowell.
Starting point is 01:01:16 Oh, is that a big show? Yes. Yes, it is. I would love to get on Ann Crowell's show. Yes. That's a pretty big one for sure. Let's give me some props, can we? We that's really what we're here for, right?
Starting point is 01:01:28 It's real edgy because really, this dude, Chad, I work my butt off. I do like all the super viral videos where I go and confront Britney Griner or Stormboard. I've seen him. But I'm saying the only crap that gets clicks is drama. Only crap. It's me talking shit about you, Carl talking shit about who.
Starting point is 01:01:44 I'm just saying that's what works. That's why Carl has such a successful podcast. People want people to land poo in people. I mean, it's weird. So it's like, I feel like for me, I'm not trying to give you advice by any means. I'm listening. You're successful. You're doing it.
Starting point is 01:01:58 I mean, I'm doing okay. What I'm saying is when these people land poo in you and then they make you jump off sides. It's like Tom Brady, like, hut, hut. They're trying to get you to draw off sides. And then when you go off sides, you're kind of letting them win. Do you see what I'm saying? Yeah, I don't know. There's no, it's not a script. We're not following it. We're not a script. Where are we going? I don't know what tomorrow might be another day. So I
Starting point is 01:02:18 don't know. Tomorrow might be another day. I think I typed that in the chat. I'm like, what? It might be. Also, he started and didn't finish five different sentences. I know, I have no idea what he's trying to say. And what Alex was saying is that you're being manipulative. Yeah. And Chad can't even see that and go, yeah, you know what?
Starting point is 01:02:39 I shouldn't just react every fucking thing. John, John should also see that and go, yeah, maybe I shouldn't just react everything that comes my way. Well, we hope he doesn't change. No, no, no, no, no. Starting the show by watching him cry was amazing. We hopped on like five minutes before the show started
Starting point is 01:02:55 and producer Chris and myself. And someone said, you gotta see what John's doing right now. So I flip over and we just started sniping it before the show even started and he's crying but not you know he did this tribute to Sam Kinesen I'm gonna get into and there's like some tears cuz his friend passed away and he's such a great comic and what a loss for the world to lose Sam Kinesen he's getting teared up this was just a, you guys all suck. You mean me? And I just wanted to do my comedy show in front of a solo crowd at me.
Starting point is 01:03:30 And he brought up his kids. That's all crazy. He's fucking kids again. Oh, he's shit. So funny. So Alexander's an amazing job. He comes prepared. He's got a lot of shit to go over with. Chad, including deleted tweets. I love, because Chad tweets all the time and deletes it, because he thinks twice about it.
Starting point is 01:03:49 He's just gonna stop out like some of the heat. So we have some clips and we got some, we're gonna talk about three deleted tweets. Okay, this is the first deleted tweet. I don't know if you have it up. Number five, Chad, you're going after all my friends. You want after revenge of the cis? So why didn't you go after them for? You said that that's not a fun hang. What the hell, Chad, you would have to revenge if this cis. So why didn't you go out to them for?
Starting point is 01:04:05 You said that that's not a fun hang. What the hell, Chad, you go out to everybody for. Why is Royce and Merce catching strays? Are they still around? Yes, they have a huge podcast. Their podcast is doing very well. They're really not even on my radar. I know, that's why.
Starting point is 01:04:20 And I met this Royce guy in Orlando. And he's really nice, and he's really nice. He was very nice. So that's what I'm saying. This is why I bring that up. I'm like, yeah, that's why he met this Royce guy in Orlando. He's really nice. He was very nice So that's what I'm saying. I'm saying this is why I bring that up. I'm like yeah, that's why he's telling you now Why are you going after these guys? How's that help you in any way? Channis brought up his fucking radar so many times dude your radar is broken All right, yeah, I know yeah, and just the idea Responding to a tweet that you sent who knows how long ago guys are still around. That has nothing to do with what you're discussing. Right. I've also met Royce and he is a very sweet guy. So it's like one
Starting point is 01:04:51 of these things are just like they all live in Tampa. I don't know why Chad wouldn't want to be teaming up with these guys, but instead he's just like, Oh, they don't even have everything going on, right? No, they do. They're doing very well. Wrong again, Chad. All right. All right, so now we're talking about Chad going after Anthony Cumia, and they play a clip of Anthony on his show, reading a text he got from Chad the night before, like 1 a.m. that was like, fuck you, you suck, you wouldn't be anything without OP.
Starting point is 01:05:17 I dare you to read this on your show. So he reads it and goes, there, I run it on my show, Chad. So, Alex Stadgel pointed, it's like, why are you going after Anthony Kumi? How is that gonna fucking help you? In that he's like, oh, I- But be the cash.
Starting point is 01:05:30 But on a serious note, though, you're going after Anthony, and I know you respect Anthony. Yeah, I do. And before Chrissy and everybody turned on me, I go on a show, he loved me. Go back, watch Compound Media. He had me on the show, we're laughing our asses off.
Starting point is 01:05:43 We got drinking afterwards. So it's just this heartening. You mean, don't meet your heroes. That's why I didn't want to meet Alex Stein. Yeah, don't meet your, that's his takeaway. Don't meet your heroes. He had nothing, he did nothing wrong. Don't meet your heroes. I've met Anthony. We've hung out multiple times. It's been a delight every time. So I think it's more on you than it is on Anthony on this one. I could be a rock about that. Boy, you have been talked about him in so long. I know I was actually listening to your most recent episode wondering whatever happened to him because the only reason I know of him is through your show and you kind of are like, I think we're done with this guy. Yeah. So I assumed everyone's done with this guy. Yeah. He got boring. No one cares what he's doing anymore.
Starting point is 01:06:27 And then Alex Tyge is like, yeah, I got Zuma coming on next week. No. And what should I ask him? And I'm like, wow, you got to find out the real story about getting punched in the eye. And so thankfully, he did ask him because Chad has made up two different stories about having the black guy and neither one was real they're both ridiculous fabrications and i said can we please just get a fucking real answer and what happened here i'm on the market i have a yelp kumia's country yes so we have a
Starting point is 01:07:00 super chat just happened saying that mlc with kB Chad and Bob was the best MLC, especially. That was the best MLC. Especially when Chad got a black guy and Kumi a country allegedly. Chad, what the hell happened? Just admit it right now, you're at the blazer in Glenddex house. What happened that night?
Starting point is 01:07:19 I got punched in the eye by a guy, a drunk guy. That's what happened. Nobody cares except for five people. No, we do care. We do care, sir. Now you get the truth, came out. Chad got an argument with some random guy and he got punched.
Starting point is 01:07:31 I love the story. Boom, okay, guys, that's what we do. Hard hitting journalism here. Still hard. So, I'm a little annoyed with that one. I know Alex is not trying to go to in the chat on this. We was trying to keep him on the show. But why was his face covered in grease?
Starting point is 01:07:49 Where did the oil come from? He just got into a fight with the guy. He got a single punch in the eye. And then he's greasy five hours later. He's still not explaining what's going on here. No, no, I was on. I was a guest for that episode. Yes.
Starting point is 01:08:07 Yes. When that video first came up, right, it was the craziest thing I had ever seen. And we had a zillion questions and getting punched in the face by a drunk guy may have answered one of those. Well, right. Yes, I, I can almost believe, although I still think because there was nothing else on his face, except for the black guy. I'm still not sure. I still think that like, oil or a piece of metal
Starting point is 01:08:32 or something got into his eye, I don't know. Piece of metal. Seriously, what is working in a machine shop late at night? I think he was stealing a kettle. I think he might have been stealing a kettle like a birder. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know. I mean, that's obviously crazy,
Starting point is 01:08:46 but it's just weird to me. The injury doesn't match up with a guy who got into a fight. Not really. You know, especially the way it was first black and blue and just the way that it morphed over time. It didn't seem much. Sure. I'm not a doctor.
Starting point is 01:08:59 Mm-hmm. Mr. Beast has this cool to date your heroes too. Yes, I'm sure it is. Can't wait for you guys to break out so I can make my move All right, so Let's get a Detailed report here. This is why I think you guys would be a match made in heaven now what I have is you said he was a convicted felon Yes, I have a detailed report of some of Chad's transgressions. He's not he's not convicted
Starting point is 01:09:24 But he has been arrested. Chad, how many times did you guess he'd been arrested on this? It's all traffic. Most of it's traffic. Not all of it is traffic, Chad. Some of this is not that interesting. It's not, it's not that interesting.
Starting point is 01:09:36 But what is this? Well, Sam can't even see you. What are you trying to do with this? All right. What are you doing with this? A string with credit cards. I've been in the code. I'm going to do with this? All right. What? The hell are you doing with this? A string with credit cards. I've really got to go in and do a trap.
Starting point is 01:09:48 And so you put a credit card on a string like that? Oh. Yes. Shadding. Shadding. What a dumbass. Do you want the card then? No, it's good.
Starting point is 01:09:59 Do you want the card? I'm glad you're pandering the 200 people. See, and I'm glad you said that, Doug, when you first started the segment Chad thinks he's famous outside of the devil first and he's kind of not oh This is what Chad is known for stealing credit cards making up the kumia country story And it's sad for Chad because he's didn't they're going I got booked to be on the show and promoting this comedy gigs And this is what we're talking about yeah, this is where it's why you're interested. That's why you're here
Starting point is 01:10:23 That's the only reason why anyone wants to talk to you. It's the goofy. The credit kind of the strength thing. Holy shit, I didn't see that coming. That was fantastic. So he thinks he's famous for Wal-Mart jokes or something? Like why would he think anyone knows who he is? Because Doug, he was on an afternoon drive show in Cleveland
Starting point is 01:10:44 back in 2008. I forgot. Don. He was the third bike on an afternoon drive show in Cleveland back in 2000. I got it. He was the third guy. I got the afternoon drive show in a single market. That's what everyone knows him for. Oh, man, it's pretty funny. So that piece of paper that Alex pulled out that had the details report of all of his or AppSheet, that was the spreadsheet that I created when I went out and covered the show.
Starting point is 01:11:07 And I sat that over to Alex before the show. Like, yeah, I got this for you, buddy. No problem. So when he says, I was mostly traffic or that type of thing, no, that entire sheet is all crimes. None of that is traffic violations at all. I left all of that out. Stealing a car is not a traffic violation.
Starting point is 01:11:24 Right. All right. So I don't know if you Stealing a car is not a traffic violation. Right. All right, so I don't know if you guys have noticed this, but there is something going on on Chad's lower lip. The only lip that he has. It looks like a cold sore or something. So the question just comes. Jimmy, what the heck? What are the super chats saying?
Starting point is 01:11:42 What's up with Chad's lip? Is it herpes? What the fuck, Jimmy? You asked me what the super chat said? What's up with Chad's lip? Is it Herpes? What the fuck, Jimmy? You asked me what the super chat said. That's what the last super chat said. My lip. I think his lip is okay. Oh, yeah, it's just.
Starting point is 01:11:52 Your lips are fine. You guys are probably gonna get laid in. I got Herpes, also. Yeah, do you have any STDs with you? Do you have any dulls? All the STDs in the book. I love AIDS. And there's a comic chad coming in with a singer right there. I love AIDS. I love AIDS. And there's comic chants coming in with a singer right there.
Starting point is 01:12:06 I love AIDS. I love it. Pretty good joke. Wait a row of the bunches. Who is he sitting with? Who is that woman? So this woman is a prop. Okay. Alex has a lot of weird characters on his show. Okay. Like his, his wife's boyfriend is on there a lot and a bunch of weirdos. So I think she's part of that crew. But the whole point was to hook these two up. I think they're holding hands at this point, or they do in a little bit, because he's like, he's like, I'm the pimp on a blimp.
Starting point is 01:12:36 I'm hooking you guys up, and then they all went out to dinner afterwards. That's the funny thing too. I didn't watch a lot of it, but I tuned in a little bit of them at the Olive Garden having dinner. Chad's just an awkward dude. He doesn't know how to have fun or carry a conversation. He's just a weird guy. Even on this show, when Elk's was out doing like a thing, some kind of
Starting point is 01:12:59 bit, you saw the wide shot and Chad's bent over pulling his phone up and checking his messages. It's like, dude, you're on a show. Just don't look at your phone for just a little bit. It's actually been there before. I love how uncomfortable Chad is during this whole thing. Also, there was a very funny joke in the chat on here. Someone wrote, hey, look at it. It's a jussie small lip.
Starting point is 01:13:24 It's pretty good. I get it pretty good. I like it. This is great. Chad claims he has good credit. With all jokes aside, I have pretty good credit. There you go. Really good credit. Okay, let's ask this. Okay, so we joke about the credit card thing. Let's just get it out of the way. You stole right here on the the thing it says less than a thousand dollars on one of these things yeah so what the hell do it says petty theft less than one thousand dollars you didn't even spend that much money now what did you buy would you like to do a part two to the show because there's a whole nother case that you guys are breaking up okay well I don't even care
Starting point is 01:14:00 I'm just saying I can't believe it Chad gun trouble he got it off and it up being okay you got a lot of stuff dismissed but it was under a thousand dollars I'm just saying I can't believe it Chad got in trouble. He got it off and it up being okay And you got a lot of stuff dismissed but it was under a thousand dollars. I'm saying Chad It's like almost not go like take their credit and go buy a bunch of gift cards with it. Why don't you do that? Yeah, Alex? I if you really want a part two to the episode we can pull up another case and you'll be okay I get it. Okay. All right. Well, there's more to it. There's more to the story, but yeah I promise I'll come back and be just as unfunny. There's plenty of time left in the show. And Jay goes, we can't get into that now. Look at that. It's only 30 minutes left. Yeah. Well, you can get into it now if you want
Starting point is 01:14:36 to. I don't think you want to. I think is what the real problem is. How can he possibly have good credits? Someone else is credit. You're making a joke about the cards, it had to have been right? He's been in a joke. No, he goes, no, I really do actually have very good credit. No. It's swear to God. God.
Starting point is 01:14:51 He wants to talk about, he got a credit card. I remember him bragging, got a credit card with a $15,000 spending limit and a low APR, he said. I mean, for example, credit cards don't have low APRs. So that's not true. I got a conversation with you. What is that? No, it APRs, so that's not true. It's kind of conversationally happy. What is it? No, it's not his show, he was saying this.
Starting point is 01:15:08 Oh, God. Chance on that, it his show. This is one of these are the kind of things he brags about. Things any 24 year old wouldn't even tell their friends. It's just like, yeah, I got a credit card. It's not that impressive. And then this is fantastic. Again, props to Alex Stein Stein brings up the dabble verse
Starting point is 01:15:26 I love it. No idea what's going on I told Jimmy Jimmy. Do you remember me explain to Chad me trying to explain Chad to you said that You were controversial and had some people in the dabble verse. I've never heard of the dabble verse The dabble verse. Yeah, you realize your audience is way bigger than that double verse No, no, nobody cares. I'm even about that, what I'm saying is it's very interesting. I like watching it. That's why I had you on, or one of the reasons is,
Starting point is 01:15:51 is like Kevin or Chrissy, they might get mad at me, but I want to repair that relationship. I'm not saying we all need to be friends, but you need to go on Kevin's show. Even if it's once a week and you guys can fight, that will be entertaining. As a fan, I'm saying, I want that as a fan, not as your friend, not as Kevin's friend.
Starting point is 01:16:05 I want that as a viewer. And I think you guys are robbing the public by having... It's not me, it's him, it's all him. You're tweeting too, you said, I want $4,000 or this and that. You're gonna have to do some freebies, like Bridget before you get paid the big bucks from the Pem. That's how it works, right Bridget?
Starting point is 01:16:18 How many freebies do you do? I had to pay in that way if you know what I mean. You know what that means. What? Okay, 10 times. They just serve each other. Yeah. Yeah. Right.
Starting point is 01:16:31 They're equally hilarious. So I love the fact that they're bringing up the dabble versus chess. Well, no one even knows what the dabble versus. No, it's actually a lot of people. But I will rob the public. It's actually a lot of people. It's the whole reason why people weren't doing it
Starting point is 01:16:44 for this episode. I know that's why I was checking it out. So, um, this is the last clip I have. This is where Alex is going through the rap sheet. Again, Alex can sit there and just grill him if he wanted to. Yeah. But he's being, uh, he's being fair about it. Not fair. He's just doing the best he can manipulate Chad to keep him in the chair. He's bouncing it. Keep this bit going as long as possible. So this is going as long as possible. So this is fun. It's crap, let me do it.
Starting point is 01:17:07 Some of these are bad though, Chad. Let's talk about this one. This is the one I do actually want to get. We want to get this just under like, you know, water or if a duck's back or whatever, the bridge over trouble water. September 2003, charges filed for a stalking protection order violation.
Starting point is 01:17:24 Is that an X girlfriend? What explains this? Explain to please explain to the uh... is my ex-girlfriend you see you listen to my ex-girlfriend was cheating on me and i caught her and it was like to was two thousand one or something that's you have to read and i had to go to court i got a public defender got screwed in the whole situation so yeah with some of these guys is a little i literally got busted for she was sleeping with another man Well, see and this is my point. Yeah, it's like you're really not a bad guy like I know probably you've ever I've lied
Starting point is 01:17:50 You've lied whatever. I mean I'm not gonna. I've never lied I love the way Chad tells a story There was an order of protection against him Do you know how difficult that is and how scared someone has to be of you to file an order of protection for stalking? And his story is, oh, my girlfriend was cheating at me at walked in on her with the sky and then they took me to court. Well, I think you have missed a couple of things.
Starting point is 01:18:16 What else happened? What else happened? It sounds a little weird. Yes, me. Oh, poor Chad. Poor Chad. I mean, not poor Chad. Yes, me. Oh, poor Chad. Poor Chad. I mean, not poor Chad.
Starting point is 01:18:27 No, I, I, I don't know. It's crazy. I know it's crazy. Like it's crazy to get to this point. We're still doing the same thing. I understand with John, it's sort of the same, but at least that's entertaining. Like something, like I'm kind of done with,
Starting point is 01:18:41 like I was done with Chad the third time you talked about Chad. And it's like, you took a break. And I'm not saying done with, like, I was done with Chad, the third time you talked about Chad. And it's like, you took a break. And I'm not saying this isn't good or anything like that, but it's just, it's so tiresome with him because he's actively working against himself. And I think that he probably could be John in an IQ test. I mean, a lot of what's happening with John
Starting point is 01:19:06 isn't his fault. It's his fault for being an idiot. Chad, he's bringing all of this upon himself and he's just hurting himself more and more. Which is what Alex was trying to explain to him. This is entire episode. He's going, why are you doing this? You're not helping yourself.
Starting point is 01:19:20 But I know what you mean, though, Doug, because imagine Chantal thing is he wants to be famous. He moved out to L.A., he moved to New York, he's made a couple different runs at becoming famous, he has famous friends, he talks about it all the time, he really wants to be famous. And now he has achieved some level of notoriety. But for all the wrong things, not for being funny or witty or interesting, just for making up stories and ceiling credit cards and stock egg and all this shit.
Starting point is 01:19:48 And you're just like, well that's the stuff I didn't want people to know about. Goddamn it. That's so good. He seems so deep. I don't even know that there could be a redemption story. I don't know that he could dig himself out of this at this point.
Starting point is 01:20:00 If I got famous for having a micro penis, like what's cool with people know I have. But that's not good. Is anyone listening to my guitar play? Come on. Oh shit, I forgot to pull this. Maybe I'll do it next time. Oh, maybe we'll do it in Detroit actually.
Starting point is 01:20:14 Yeah, that'll be fun for Detroit because Drew and those guys are big into rock music. When Stuttering John was on Conan O'Brien with his band in 94, he plays a guitar solo in this song. This is the guy who challenged me. It says he's a better guitarist than me and I open this guitar New directions. WTF! Gageyee! John posted a note to his Patreon. Dear Patrons, yesterday's show was a complete train wreck culminating in an idiot superchatting of swatzika before I could notice. For that reason, I deleted it. I don't want some anti-Semitic dickhead taking down my channel. Trolls will continue to hate and attempt to cancel me and
Starting point is 01:21:18 a top no D. Forgive me for having to remove it, but as you know, I'm against all forms of hate, racism, and prejudice. So John is claiming he took down this episode because of the Swatsica that came up. Now I'm gonna go ahead and say, I think there's some other reasons why that happened. And here's what I'm gonna tell you guys, because it's a two hour episode,
Starting point is 01:21:38 I have some great clips on here. But I think I'm gonna dedicate a bonus show to this episode of the Southern John podcast because there's so much to unpack here. It's incredible how bad this is. He's trying to question, yeah. Was this was to come up for two hours straight? It was not up for two hours straight. Okay, well then why do you pull the whole episode? Okay, all right. Well, okay, right. That's okay. Yeah, you're you're catching up with the old logic, the human logic. You got it with that one.
Starting point is 01:22:05 Okay. Yeah, you're you're catching with the old logic the human logic down with that one and Also, I don't know if he realizes this if you try on the history channel. You see a couple swasicas A swasica ended up itself does not murder juice I'm not saying it's a good symbol. I'm not pro Nazi by any such imagination But it's not against the terms of service to show Historically relevant symbols that have been used throughout human history. I guess is my point. Yeah. Maybe it is.
Starting point is 01:22:32 What do I know? What am I studying the terms of service? I don't know what's going on. All right. So, John decides to read a note. I'm sure you saw this about Jimmy Fallon. Did you see the Rolling Stone article, Doug? So it just came out this week
Starting point is 01:22:48 that a bunch of staffers were complaining about what a toxic environment it is to work on the tonight show with Jimmy Fallon because you never know what mood is gonna be in, he could be very erratic sometimes, and what they were saying, or maybe implying, I didn't read the article, is that he's often hung over and so he's in a bad mood and he's addicted to people.
Starting point is 01:23:10 And so that's kind of like a bit of thing that's been going on for years, Jimmy Fowler. Oh yeah, no, I've heard that. Yeah, definitely. Sure, so you gotta love it when John addresses someone as being called out for being a drunk. And just the way that he's able to cope and alcoholics are very good at explaining why
Starting point is 01:23:31 their alcoholism isn't the same as other people's alcoholism. It's fine. It, uh, oh my God, look at him. Let's just say allegedly, Jimmy has an alcohol problem. And now you're going to laugh and think that I do, but you haven't heard me have any outbursts. I'm a lovable drunk. If I get drunk, I'm like, hey, I love you, man.
Starting point is 01:23:55 I don't get angry. Ask anybody knows me, and I don't really get drunk that often. We want to die, that's it. Yeah. And then I pass out. Now, he says he's a lovable drunk. I'm sure there's some truth to that, but we've seen a few examples here
Starting point is 01:24:14 where the fight with the bartender. Yeah. Where the bartender told him to leave this establishment because he was yelling about Trump or whatever. And she's like, I don't know, I have this argument with this drunk guy in the afternoon right now. Not again. And then there's also the video that we saw
Starting point is 01:24:29 of him in the Pickwick pub, where someone had parked him in the parking lot. Oh, right. And he screamed, oh, park that car! And he's all fucking fired up. Now, he claims it's because the giants lost. Okay. Fair enough.
Starting point is 01:24:41 Doesn't make you any more lovable, but. Nope, probably not. So KB Kevin Brennan has paid Suthering John over $3,000 this year. He paid him $3,000 for the first appearance, and then he also paid him like 175 for another appearance, 150 for another one. Now the way that tax works in this country is when you pay someone over $600, you have to get a W9 from them because you are going to claim that as a deduction from your taxes and those people have to claim that as income for them.
Starting point is 01:25:18 So this is what happened is that KB sent out a taxid John and said, hey, man, I got to send you a W9. Yeah. So Brennan text me and goes, John, I had to text you a W9 since I paid you over 600. And I just wrote back to him. I held, you know, this is what I wrote to him. I just said, I go, see, see text me, I'm going to email you with W.
Starting point is 01:25:50 Dying Form to fill out for my account because I paid you more than 600 here. And I wrote, and then I said, you are on tape saying 100 for sniping the dues pay, pay the pipe. Honor your word, I was in your corner, but you blew that you lunatic. I never re-nag on a debt ever. May I suggest therapy? That's the truth. The man needs therapy.
Starting point is 01:26:19 Because he will be gone. It's got a box serious issues. What? There's nothing to do with the comment. There's nothing to do with anything you just said. So in Carl, I just want to interrupt here real quick. I consume podcasts like I do radio. I don't watch your show. I don't watch any shows. I have heard you describe this new gray John that we're seeing. I was not prepared for this. He looks like the ghost of an old prospector or something. He looks so scary.
Starting point is 01:26:48 Let's see who you really are. He's the best cop. His face, his hair, his beard, his shirt are all the same color. This is frightening. It's so throwmaba from the train or the goonies. That woman, a lot of people have compared him to that. It's quite throw Momma from the train or the goonies that woman a lot of people have compared to that. It's quite a look.
Starting point is 01:27:08 It's just the color. There's no color. It's like it's just black and white. Yes. He might be the ET that Amber's talking to when I'm not gonna get out of it. There's an ET in my house. Wow. It's good to be in California.
Starting point is 01:27:23 It's so distracting. I get paid attention to what he's saying. All right. There's an ET in my house. Wow, it's good about California. It's so distracting. I get pay attention to what he's saying. All right, that's what me pay attention. I'd break this down for you. What John is talking about right here, and out of the serious this says, but it's tax fraud.
Starting point is 01:27:38 If he refuses to give the W9, this is because John was not going to claim that money on his income and he should. Because if you don't, that's tax fraud. So I just want to claim that money on his income and he should because if you don't that's tax fraud Tax fraud is pretty serious Was an crazy cabbie from the Howard Stern show went to prison because he was pregnant about not paying taxes on the radio Not paying taxes on the radio. I think I think that was him. Yep.
Starting point is 01:28:03 Sean goes on the internet and goes, shh, remember, this episode is not why do they podcast? He's doing a tribute to Sam Kinnison. It's tribute Thursday or something. He's the new thing that he's doing. So this whole thing is he wants to give this tribute to his buddy who died too young. They took him away too soon from a Sam Kinnison. I believe he was hit by a drunk driver and died in a car crash. And so very tragic. He's going to talk to Sam Kinesan's brother Bill. He's got an interview lined up. DG, his co-host has put together some video, calculations of Sam Kinesan's stand-up,
Starting point is 01:28:59 Sam Kinesan Howard Stern. He's got this whole thing ready to go. But first, he's going to call me off and be a hypocrite. I mean, that's an important part of it. He said, I'm gonna set tribute to make sure you tell everyone what an asshole I am. And this again, goes back to the fact that Shuley Poltopryke got him where he thought he was goofing on Antlin and Akumia with this Photoshop, but they snuck a little swastika at it. So he posted something on Twitter that contained a swastika again, not against their terms of service, I'm pretty sure it was a joke anyway, who gives a shit, I'm sure none of this matters, it was just a prank that he fell for because he's dumb. And for some reason, you would think that I'm the one
Starting point is 01:29:39 who Photoshopped this swastika because I had nothing to do with this, I still have nothing to do with it, but on the asshole for, guess not talking about it enough, are we covered at the last episode? I think quite a bit. We're still talking about it. We're still talking about it, but it's not enough. Now I know I sound like a broker record, but at the very least, you would think that Carl Heberger that Carl Heberger would say something to the effect of you guys are wrong here. I remember when he said if you cancel someone it's an act of violence. What happened to that Carl? Where you seen that one, Doug? No.
Starting point is 01:30:34 I never knew what that was. I just hear the sound. Yeah. Pretty good stuff. It looks just like me, doesn't it? Oh, that's supposed to be you. What is it? That's supposed to be you.
Starting point is 01:30:43 Everyone glasses on it. It'll get closer. Who is it? That's supposed to be you. Everyone glasses on it. It'll get closer. Oh shit. I told him that. I told him that. I told him that. Wow.
Starting point is 01:30:52 I'm like, I wear glasses in a t-shirt. What are you doing? I can find someone. I want to look at you. And you also have arms, which. Yeah, arms. But don't tell anyone that. Keep it down.
Starting point is 01:31:02 So let me explain the difference to this dummy. One last time and then we'll move on. What John tried to do, this thing, and I've ever called to me off for saying, it's an act of violence. If you're trying to get someone fired from their job to take away their income so that they can't pay their bills and feed their family,
Starting point is 01:31:20 that's an act of violence. Now, however you wanted to find that, if I'm saying that in a way that pisses people off them, all right, we'll call it whatever you want. It's not a good thing to do. I would never recommend it or condone it. What John did was he reached out to Patreon, the CEO of Patreon,
Starting point is 01:31:37 and tried to get my Patreon taken down because of things that I didn't type in our discord server There were naughty naughty words being typed in our discord server and Because of that John tried to take away most of my income Very different than Shoei pulls a prank on you that you tweet out and I don't mention it Yeah, there's a very different thing right? I I mean, do I have to explain this any further? And the discord thing wasn't even related to him. And nothing to do with just looking for a way to take you down.
Starting point is 01:32:14 Thank you. That's a good point too. John was trying, back then, John was doing everything in his power to take me down, including copyright strikes on Patreon, copyright strikes on YouTube, complaints. He, at one point showed his inbox on his screen because he's a fucking blithering moron. And you saw all of these email going back and forth between Patreon and YouTube, where he's trying to get in touch with very important people. And I remember him breaking on a show, he's just like, and Carl, I got big meetings with the CEO of Patreon and YouTube this Friday
Starting point is 01:32:45 and oh, they're not happy with you. Like, what do you mean you have meetings with the CEO of Patreon? Go into a five-star restaurant. I'm gonna sit down in a big boardroom and talk about you. Yeah. So anyway, there's a very big difference there, John. I've never reached out to a company,
Starting point is 01:33:03 or the CEO of a company to try to get money taken away from you. It's a very different thing than someone pranking you. Oh. It's really incredible. He's so stupid. He's so stupid. God, that doesn't look like you at all.
Starting point is 01:33:17 I can't. I love the fact you didn't even know what that was a reference to. Who put this together? This is embarrassing. It's you or something. I know, it's not good. Oh, it's not great. John, I'll do one for you.
Starting point is 01:33:30 Just reach out to me. All right. So again, John does not understand what makes us popular. What happened to this is an act of violence lady, K? What happened to that? Oh, that only, that's only when it's about me. Isn't that right? I can't imagine anybody wanting to fucking pay
Starting point is 01:33:57 and watch Carl Hebert and nobody with his stupid laugh, with no jokes, why would anybody want to watch and support that spineless douche? So glad he's mad. I'm so glad he's mad. I was gonna add that. No hate speech here.
Starting point is 01:34:21 Yeah, I know. He's just, that was the thing that we were watching before the show started. He was just like, I'm a liberal. I'm a lefty. I love all I do is put love out. I think you would have heard. He's a lovable drunk. He's a lovable drunk.
Starting point is 01:34:34 Lovable drunk. The fact he doesn't know why this show is popular proves he knows nothing about podcasting and he's in the wrong business. I said that to his face. I explained that to him. Less you for good. You see, I always try and help people because what else do we need for?
Starting point is 01:34:50 It's right, he's just a charitable guy, trying to make the world a better place. Well, Chris, this is bad news because you and I, we were down in Florida recently and John was also down in Florida at the same time. I don't know if anyone knows this. Our houses are closed by in Florida, Johns and myself.
Starting point is 01:35:10 I know. Can you believe it? And Chris, you might remember that we were invited to meet him at Stevie tomatoes. And he said he would buy the first run of drinks. He didn't say he just said the first. He just said the first. So not that long ago John was like we should hang out. He goes out. I'll get a drink for you and your wife. He said
Starting point is 01:35:34 fuck producer Chris. Yeah. But you and your wife are cool. Well, you are a hypocrite. Whoa. And do you still have a fake look? Chuck, Chuck, Chuck. If we ever run into each other in Florida, just walk the other way. Alright, just turn. Don't even look at me. Please, don't even look at me. I don't want to be your friend. I don't want to fucking be your queen. Don't look in my direction. I don't want anything to do with you. You got it? I'm serious. I'm asking you. Don't even fucking attempt to talk to me. With those fucking snack or teeth. All right. With those club feet, don't even take those club feet and walk a fucking inch towards me.
Starting point is 01:36:28 You got it? So, don't want to talk to you. Don't want anything to do with you or your wife. Now, she did anything, but obviously she's standing by her man and she stands by someone who is supporting a guy who tries to cancel somebody by putting a swastika the most violent hateful symbol in our history on a product
Starting point is 01:36:54 and Carl says nothing Jeffrey Carl says nothing Listen out, couple who did that is yeah now Listen, now, a couple of you to that is. Now, Jen is complicit with me not saying anything about a prank that happened by a guy that Julie was talking to behind the scenes, the trick John and the posting of image that he posted in order to make fun of Anthony Gobi. And that makes you worse than Hitler. That worse than Hitler.
Starting point is 01:37:19 That sounds like you're gonna have to find someone else to catch. Sit your cats, start your golf. I know what happened to them. The dumbest thing about this is I never wanted to be Jon's friend. I know. Like he's trying to threaten me without me. I was talking to him when I see him. I never wanted to hang out with him.
Starting point is 01:37:33 When he offered to help me with my cats, I was like, why? I don't need your help. I don't need you in my life, Jon. I was so hurt about that. I know. One of his number one complaints when you guys finally met face to face. Or, you know, don't you want my help? Yeah, I know one of his number one complaints when you guys finally met face to face or you know Yeah, I know
Starting point is 01:37:46 Don't you want my help? Yeah, I know. I'm a grown-ass man. Yeah, I can handle it I got this you guys were just gonna meet on a stroll around your neighborhood It's gonna be the best day ever but not anymore turn around or the other way What kind of talk is that if you see me don't even make eye contact? I don't want to talk to you I think I still see hurt be hurt by that oh no I missed out of the opportunity to be friends with a fucking retard I'm here that's why I have enough friends to every time that's why I'm good okay Bill Kinnison is an older gentleman Sam's's brother, seven a hard time of stream yard. And John is not the best at tech support.
Starting point is 01:38:29 This is one of the funniest things you'll ever see. What John is trying to tell Bill to do, and you've used stream yard a few times there. You understand this works? Sure. There's a little button that says leave studio. And so you can leave and then you can come back in again. Oh yeah, should I hit that right now? No, you should. John is trying to tell an older gentleman who's never used Streamyard before to leave the studio and then come back in. But John doesn't
Starting point is 01:38:57 know how to explain this to him. It's unbelievable. All right, well, we can just do like that if you want, Billy. Just just just leave you a phone on. Right. This happens sometimes. Do me a favor, but go out and then come back in. So what's happening here is that they can't hear John. They're not getting the audio from John, but he can hear them. Okay, so he's trying to troubleshoot this
Starting point is 01:39:23 and figure out how to fix it. And you'll also notice that Bill Caneson has his wife Okay, so he's trying to troubleshoot this and figure out how to fix it. And you'll also notice that Bill Knessin has his wife there in the room also trying to help him figure this out. All right, well, we can just do it like that if you want, Bill. Just, just leave your phone on. This happens sometimes. Do me a favor, but go out and then come back in.
Starting point is 01:39:43 Can you redo all this? Just go out and then come back in. You mean redo all this? Just go out of the room, like, go out and then come back in. He's walking out of the room. I was like, he's just left the room. A day, did you try to get Bill on his case compute? A bill? A bill? Did you try to get Bill on his case compute? Hey, Bill, hey, Bill, he had just go out of the room
Starting point is 01:40:08 and then try and log back in. I did. You know what I mean? Like just leave the whole room and come back in sometimes out of the room. I get the line for you. That'll start your room. He just said room, he's saying room.
Starting point is 01:40:19 And spaining tags all over again. Yes. Wow. He keeps saying leave the room. You just saw that I physically leave the room. You just saw the guy physically leave a room. You have a different word than that. Shout is so stupid. It's unbelievable. Tell your wife sharing to leave the room also. And then go back in. Oh, it's time it didn't say.
Starting point is 01:40:41 This is crazy. That's crazy. Yeah. So. It's like you remember what it's called. It's called DGN. Yeah, it's great and everything. All right. So then they finally decided, like, okay, we'll just talk on the phone. We'll use this for video. But John doesn't understand
Starting point is 01:40:55 that he should probably put his phone on speaker phone in order to do this. So you can't hear Bill at all because it's just coming through the earpiece. No. Yeah This is John Salician for the interview. I could hit you on the phone. That's about it But I'll just put the phone close to the speaker You mean the microphone close to the speaker well, all right Bill talk I love the movie that I was at at the comedy store of Sam. That was awesome.
Starting point is 01:41:34 Yeah, that wasn't good when that was the job. And I can't explain what I said, I think it was. Yeah, no, no, it was awesome. And that aired where This is going great Oh, it's just this whole interview happens like this and every one of the changes like we can't hear we can't hear I was coming on. This is crazy. This is crazy.
Starting point is 01:42:08 This is John left to his own devices. This is what he does. He organized this meeting with Bill. What's, what's he, what's the purpose of, what purpose does he, sir? That's the question everyone has been asking. And we are going to get a, we're going to finally answer. Yes, we are going to resolve the story arc of DG today.
Starting point is 01:42:31 Yes, very exciting stuff that we're going to get into. Because DG kind of popped out of nowhere. He's on John's show all the time. John doesn't pay him to be there. He's got a real job. He's got better things to do. So there's a lot of questions. He has no personality. He doesn't add anything. So there's a lot of questions like
Starting point is 01:42:47 What's this guy doing there? Is he trolling John? As what is the the actual deal? So after the interview This goes on for quite a while and then John's just to get a little irritated with DG because DG keeps popping in and out and he keeps moving out of the frame of his camera so he can smoke a joint or something. And so Jon's getting very irritated. But, and I thought the guy was, you know,
Starting point is 01:43:14 got a UR dead. What are you doing? Oh, you crying or you smoking? Neither one, Jon. I'm just a manager and I'm good, don't worry. I was smoking. All right, that good. Don't worry. I was smoking All right, that we know and could see that I was smoking see that's No, I know but you can't go in now your camera on and off and it was
Starting point is 01:43:34 It was distracting enough the camera the camera off was deaf because I was about to drop a tear I don't want to be the focus of a fucking Indian tear running down It's not in the interior thing, You know, I'm just being real. I don't care. I'm super real. No, I know. So don't worry. You cry, you cry.
Starting point is 01:43:50 It's a sad fucking story. It's so sad. It's one of the greatest fucking comedians ever. And just like Bill said, saying fucking treated me like a fucking brother, man. A guy. OK, first off, John's the one who said, say I'm treated him like a brother.
Starting point is 01:44:04 Bill didn't say that. And how he's putting that bills mouth. Oh, yeah, everybody was saying I was saying I thought I was his brother. No, Bill didn't say that. The best thing about Sam was the way he treated me. Yeah, I know. By the way, he brings up a lot in this episode. Sure he does.
Starting point is 01:44:19 Talks about how Sam would introduce him as the funniest guy on the planet and all this crazy shit. Well, Sam Kiddetson was pretty funny. He did us some jokes. He did us some jokes for sure. So this back and forth, you just saw happen several more times where John's just getting irritated with DG. He's like, what are you doing?
Starting point is 01:44:36 And then DG has to leave because he says his kid brother or little brother has a flat tire and he has to go help him with it. So then DG leaves. And John's watching this video. And this is the big, this is the end of DG. This is the undoing of DG that we're about to see right here. John's watching this video, the DG put together. And it's Sam Kennis and on the Howard Stern show. And the video just shows Howard Stern's CD box set. So, it's just a still image of that. But then, did you decide this voice in video of the BS show? So you got Bob, Shuley, and Mike,
Starting point is 01:45:12 and they do this thing where they act like they're sucking off penises when you donate money to them or memberships or something like that. So he's voices in, I got a stop doing that. Oh, why am I doing that? You're just like that. It should sound like that. Just, yeah, I just, I just like go bills, yeah. You're that? Yeah, I just go bills. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:45:27 Jesus Christ. So anyway, John's watching this thing and this thing comes up and it totally throws him off. He doesn't know what's going on. It gets very upset. Shake it, bro. Everything from what you're saying, Ronnie, give your facts, right? Maybe, you're gonna be dragged out. You're gonna be used. Everybody that's been haunted, show, okay? You used to use Jessica. I used Jeff. What the hell was that?
Starting point is 01:45:56 Why is, why is the do's pay run now? What the hell was that? Did I hit a wrong button? I don't know. Yeah, that was on you. What the hell is that? Did I hit a wrong button? I don't know. Yeah, that was on you. I don't know. I didn't dare to put that.
Starting point is 01:46:11 I'm not really sure. Uh. Yeah, maybe DJ was throwing me. Maybe that was the whole thing. It's not DJ. It's DJ. He starts calling him DJ with the rest of the show. He doesn't over and over again,
Starting point is 01:46:28 I'll probably put together super cut or something. It's unbelievable. So you can see John's flustered. What was that? All of a sudden, we're having fun. We're talking about Sam Kinnison now. I had to see Shuley's stupid face, but he's been trolled so many times, it'd be trade.
Starting point is 01:46:42 So many times, he really takes this in stride. He's like, I guess he was trolling me. Right. Except for it's building in his brain. Okay. And the chat is not helping. His chat is all just like, he's been trolling you all along. I knew it.
Starting point is 01:46:54 All this shit's going on. Okay. I'm glad it's leading somewhere because I was like, wait, was this, this was the long con just to do that, which seems underwhelming, but I guess it's going to build to something. It seems so underwhelming. You would think he would brush this off in a second, just like, I would ever. And this is just a funny thing that he says, I don't know if he realized that W's.
Starting point is 01:47:17 That's him texting. So whenever he does this, he texted with his computer. He types with one finger on one hand. Who texts like this? He's like, how many gets that phone, man? It's only one hand, though. It's only the one hand, but he's doing it because he has a Mac, and I do too, so I understand this works.
Starting point is 01:47:36 It's all connected to your phone, so you can do all your texting on your computer. Sure. And so you hear him like, stopping on these keys. K-K-K-K-K-K. K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K like stopping on these keys. Oh my gosh. Jesus Christ. Well, it told me and then he told me. Take it.
Starting point is 01:47:54 Okay. You can't trust anybody in the dumbomers. He's a troll brother. He's a child just said. You can't trust anyone in the damn answer. The devil first was created to goof on you, John. The entire reason it exists is going to be, I'll think you're a buffoon that we should be calling out at all times.
Starting point is 01:48:14 And he goes, you can He's great. Okay. So he's getting very upset here. Everyone's telling him that this was a troll all along. DG finally comes back and John is like, you guys have splainted it, John is fired up and DG doesn't know what hit him here. Is he gonna come in with some, you know, and then go to Shuley?
Starting point is 01:48:47 Man, what's the problem, John? That video you had had the dues pay and his show on it. What do you mean, though? Like the little part where they were doing that, is that what you mean? Yeah, dude, I did that because I thought that was funny. Like, as we were watching it for us,
Starting point is 01:49:02 I didn't do that to fucking send them some, are you serious? That's what everyone's saying. Well, John, I'm sorry with their saying. I literally, my little brother got a flat out front. No, I know that. So I had to run out. So it's just bad timing. I have that in there for you.
Starting point is 01:49:15 Just for, I thought that shit's funny. If you think that's flattering and that's somehow like giving them a. No, I, Dave, I don't know everyone's saying that you would trolling me. So John can't think for himself. No, no, no don't know everyone's saying that you were trolling me. So John can't think for himself. No, no, no, he just proved that. He's just reading the chat and believing everything that he sees, which is why we love John. Because why the devil versus exists. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:49:33 He's so easy to fuck with. Yeah, so he's so easily manipulative. Yeah, this is crazy. Carl, you could go on his show tomorrow and be like, come on, John. When I see you in the neighborhood, can't we just talk to him? Be like, all right, okay, Carl, it's fine. Let's hang out He wasn't trying to sue me. He was trying to ruin my life
Starting point is 01:49:49 You're talking about my legs and then as soon as we had a phone call conversation She's just like what we should get together for beer Watch the game. You know how important phone calls are Yes, that is true. That is a good point. So on the heels of saying you can't trust anyone in the dabble verse Which is fucking hysterical? Yes, he's like great. Well DG these people are all saying this these anyone in the dabble verse, which is fucking hysterical. Yes. He's like, great. Well, DG, these people are all saying this. These people in the dabble verse that I'm back to trusting again within seconds.
Starting point is 01:50:12 All the people who hate me and fuck with me not stop during my shows. This is what they're saying. This one guy gave me five bucks just to insult me to my face, but I think he's right about this one. So he's getting fired up and you can see DG here. It's just going, I just thought it was a funny thing to do. You know, they're doing the, the sucking dick's motion.
Starting point is 01:50:31 That's kind of a funny thing to pop into the video. I thought it'd be a fun thing we could goof on him for. Cause DG was kind of on B in there while he's watching the stuff. DG is also trying so hard not to laugh while he's doing this. Well, he comes back and just like, you're mad at me, like you're really this fired up. Like for a while, he couldn't figure out. Are you serious? This is back and you're mad at me. You're really this fired up. I couldn't figure out. Are you serious? This is serious what you're doing. I know I'm high, but what? Yeah. So this goes back and forth a little bit. And I just, he gets kicked out.
Starting point is 01:50:59 DG's gets told it's over, but I didn't expect it. In my defense, Dave, not in a fucking same tribute thing. And that's fair, you know what? We've established the rules for tribute Thursday, no joking around, it's serious. I can, I can go with that. Like what? It's just, you know, and if you've got to do it,
Starting point is 01:51:17 warn me. So, you know, you know, then, but if you're just, if you're just gonna do it, throw this in real quick, just because this is actually what I wanted to do first This is I ain't throwing in anything that you give me anymore Okay, well, there's nothing at all that's gonna have any kind of relation to that on there. This is just real quick to like some of the same thing Now I'm done God I'm done. He's done. Sorry
Starting point is 01:51:43 God, I'm done. He's done. Sorry. Sorry. You know, you know, you know, I'm I'm tributing a good friend to mine. You're being a good friend of mine over here. You can't fuck with me. I'll be distributing my friend. Tributing. So you saw what just happened there. DG goes, okay, can we get past this? I got another thing that I want to show you. And just like, oh, I can't trust you anymore. I thought Julie once 20 minutes ago I'm still freaked out about it. Oh Julie scared the show. Yeah one more really good one in the chamber like just ready to go like I don't It's gonna be his swan song whatever was gonna be played next. I honestly don't think DG did that to troll John
Starting point is 01:52:21 I think he was honestly surprised by that reaction. Yeah. For real. You really thought he, he assumed that they were both going to just laugh and laugh at that if he was there. And it was just again, like he said, bad timing here to go change a tire. He literally said he goes, I've just been learning how to do some video editing. I just, I popped in there. I thought it'd be kind of funny.
Starting point is 01:52:43 Well, he even said, I know a lot of this stuff is going to be pretty intense today on this tribute for your friend who died. So I thought I'd lighten the mood a little bit with, you know, shooting, pretending he's sucking guys off. And John just won't, will not have it. He just cannot have it. He's not buying it. And honestly, he needs a guy like DG on there because John can't see shit. Uh, uh, this is hypocrite. Thanks for the 10 bucks. He's got a job. You got to move that. It's a swastika. You got to move it. Oh, that's just, it's a chance to give it the trumpet thing.
Starting point is 01:53:17 This is before I get it. Yeah. John's giving the trouble to give it a 10 bucks. I mean, well, it's just a slant again. That's, that's, so, God damn it. It's, it's just too easy with John, because he just, as soon as he gets upset about something, I was like, oh, he doesn't like swastika. So here we go. Let's go.
Starting point is 01:53:33 Oh, it's like Alex saying that Zuma jumps off sides. Right. John is the king. Yeah. We get him with the hard count. Every fucking time. Every time. Don't you know, we're not going to snap the ball. It's hard count every fucking time. Every time. Don't you know we're not gonna snap the ball?
Starting point is 01:53:45 Hard count. That's it. So fucking fun. Every time you get to their one yard walk. And so, and though, so now DG's off the show. John is by himself and he is back into his form that I think where he really peaked in this entire story arc. When you think about centering John, the different things that have happened over the years
Starting point is 01:54:08 This is classic John this is the Centering John I can watch all day and all night Mother's trying to say to me Oh my God. Let's see. So it's just moments after pulling the plug on DG. This is what he's back to. That's amazing. Wow. Wow.
Starting point is 01:54:38 He's unbelievable. He's bottom there. So rotary. So funny. So John did a emergency show the next day Friday. It's still up. I was watching El Hurribli talking about it today with Michael Gabin Ali on his show. And John saying, all right, Dave's off the show, DG's off the show permanently because I told him to put a tweet out saying that it was some kind of damage control thing.
Starting point is 01:55:07 He wanted him to tweet and DG didn't tweet it. He's like, well, I didn't get a chance to tweet it as with my girlfriend. Then we went to this thing and we did that. And he's like, well, it only takes a minute to tweet something. So John has decided he's done. He's out of the DG business. It's over. And I told you to break up with him that broad. Oh, this is hilarious.
Starting point is 01:55:29 Wow. So another thing that happened today, the episode we saw him crying on here. Yeah. He posted to his Patreon because there's a guy who helps me out. What I believe is on his Patreon. And he sent me what he posted on his Patreon today was, who wants to be a guest, email me, and I'll send you a link today at three Pacific time. All right, so the reason why that is even funnier than usual. But he's holding on three Pacific. I could do that, right?
Starting point is 01:56:00 Like I could. So it's open invitation, I don't. Anyone who wants to be a guest. And what's hilarious about that is that this I opened up that show on Thursday. Just to note, for all my Patreon people and my beer on the balcony people, the guns are out. Meaning I am now reaching out and talking to A-listers
Starting point is 01:56:30 and the publicists. And I anticipate we would soon be getting incredible guests on this show. How soon? I can't be on the show. I can't get it now. Soon because he's already leaving up to anyone without his picture out to come out of the show. And Jordan's great. And I had to say, right to that,
Starting point is 01:56:53 he goes into a whole thing about how some people said they can't because of the strike, you can be a guest on a podcast. That's not crossing the picket line. But okay, it's the best time to be a guest. Yeah, you got to be a lot. Yeah, you got time, right? And you can talk about the issues, whatever. The other thing he said was that he was going to get Neil Brennan, Kevin Brennan's brother,
Starting point is 01:57:11 just to fuck with Kevin, and Neil Brennan blew him off. But you know, I think Neil's just busy, whatever. So he's talking about the publicists out there, he's talking about the A-listers, and the other person he's talking to, directly, which I find a bit annoying, is Vinnie Polino. This is from yesterday's show where he's very happy with Vinnie. All right, so this is why,
Starting point is 01:57:37 it's one of the reasons why I love Vinnie Polino. Not only is he in a fantasy football league with Lady Kay, but this is his avatar. All right. So Vinnie and I are in a fantasy football league together. Vinnie decided to make his team photo, a helmet that has the green splash league from the the creep off and then it's the photo of me and the cow bikini on top of it and So of course Vinnie being my best friend sends us right to celebrate chod So the chod could go found me and duck I mean we're gonna happy chat is about those It's so exciting. You know you gotta love Vinnie Carlino, okay? Who I mean?
Starting point is 01:58:22 Vinny Carlino, okay? Who? I mean, Vinny Pauli. Sorry. Because this is his, this is his amitor. Amitor for the league. And he surprised this on Carl. He surprised me. I was surprised by Trimiting.
Starting point is 01:58:39 He was surprised this, like, Oh, man. What? And he surprised this like oh man what? And he surprised this This is this is his avatar Then hey awesome awesome good job Congratulations on that aren't you glad you stuck around through this, Doug? Yeah, I really am, yes. Because I know if it's an episode, I'm on, I would have missed all of this.
Starting point is 01:59:10 Well, I'm glad you stuck around too, because I don't know if you've ever caught an alien before. I've tried, I've never succeeded. All right, well, today could be your one day. It's time for everyone's favorite game show to catch. Unally. Time out real quick. Kit is people are listening to
Starting point is 01:59:28 card of seeing songs on Twitter. Yes, it's just me that's listening to this. Oh, yeah, wild. Right. Like, what is this? Yeah, that was fantastic. It's great. Amazing.
Starting point is 01:59:38 Amazing. It's a wig. It's the greatest. You know what it is. It's not just the singing is the dancing. You know, it's the show. It's certainly. Yeah You know what it is? It's not just the singing is the dancing. Oh, yeah, it's the whole show. It's certainly. Yeah, very confident. I'm going to make some work.
Starting point is 01:59:49 I don't know how we're going to use that Detroit out of the how we're going to pull that off. People just hit on the video screen. I'll see you with some gas. Why do you care? It's a long run. Are you ready to play? To catch an alien.
Starting point is 02:00:04 It's out there, promiscuous women, aka whores, are terrible fucking people. If a girl doesn't even have the due diligence to monitor who the fuck she has sex with, that's going to lower her value and fuck with her mind. She's more than likely going to not have the ability to exercise discretion and be a good woman to you in general. Do not ever commit to girls that are sluts And you look and what guy really wants to take it like say a woman has a million dollars in your making 50 right? Yeah What guy what real man wants to say hey?
Starting point is 02:00:38 Katie can you pay the fucking electric bill? I shoot myself. Let's get yeah I'm fucking electric boom, I shoot myself. Let's go. Yeah, I agree. Let's get it. Can you imagine, you know, better, example here, also a question. Who'd you prefer, a male pilot or a woman pilot? A real pilot, sorry.
Starting point is 02:00:55 I didn't even know what you're saying, but come on. A male or a female. So I just want to say, Tommy, depending on who his guest is, we'll say the most outrageous shit. Oh yeah, I have to get out of the show. I don't even know what happy now. I mean, he's who his guest is, we'll say the most outrageous shit. Oh yeah. I have to get out of the show. I don't even know what happy now. I mean, he's getting all these a-listers,
Starting point is 02:01:09 but I gotta reach out to him because if I get out of there, I just start saying like, KKK shit. And just see if he goes along with me. I just like, yeah, and what about these fucking Mexicans? You know what's out there? Just like coming over the border and living in the US like their people? Have you seen this shit Tommy?
Starting point is 02:01:23 And he's just like, yeah, I know. What the fuck, Biden's America. I'm what the fuck fight in America I'm like high five and a half yeah I got really tried that shh don't tell him what did Tommy say next here are your choices. Number one. What's a palette? B. Duh. Next. Male. No questions.
Starting point is 02:01:59 Four. If I hear a woman pilot, I wear my seatbelt, the whole flight. Lastly, which airline? To catch an alien. Oh man, this is so fun ones. It could be most of them.
Starting point is 02:02:20 I'm going to go with next male no questions. It's just seems like something that he would just be like, yeah, I know, right? He's bronze trying to fly airplanes. What do you think, Doug? I'm going with duh. There's not, I really do think he's gonna find the correct. He's trying to crack these dudes up.
Starting point is 02:02:41 He's gonna say duh. I love it. Yeah, along those same lines, I think he's trying to crack him up with which airline, which airline? Oh, that's too clever. Oh, I don't know. Okay. I like that.
Starting point is 02:02:52 I said that's too clever. Does he make sense? What guy, what real man wants to say, Hey, Katie, can you pay the fucking electric bill? I assume I so. That's get. Yeah. Yeah. I agree. Let's get. Can you imagine? wants to say, hey, Katie, can you pay the fucking electric bill? I shoot myself. That's gay. Yeah, I agree. That's gay. Can you imagine, you know, better example here.
Starting point is 02:03:10 Also a question. Who'd you prefer? A male pilot or woman pilot? What's a pilot? Pilot. Oh, fuck. Fucking hell. Okay, so no question for you.
Starting point is 02:03:20 Oh, curtain waves. Right. Put in your life and I will my pilot's hands. Hell now. So imagine you give it not power to a woman to run your life. Bro, they can't even but guys sit there let women do it all on. Oh, she's a boss. Low credit score.
Starting point is 02:03:35 That's all for this time. Wow, come back next time to find out if you have the misogynist slutshaming skills to catch an alien brought to you by subreddit surfing season two premieres Monday September 11th be there then Uranus got hit and it's tilted which you never hear about. Then Uranus got hit. Jacob's thing is mystery podcasts. He loves to go to who done it. And when it comes to McDonald's, his thing is finding the exact right moment to steal
Starting point is 02:04:16 a McNugget from his friend Sarah's tray when she's not looking. At McDonald's, our thing is called the ingredients, Like 100% Canadian-raised season chicken and every chicken McNugget. Our thing and Jacob's thing together? It makes for a delicious, mischievous game, even when he gets caught in the act of our Sarah. Quality, it's a McDonald's thing. Don't you think, I know he's an alien, a space alien, but don't you think that you would put the context clues together and realize he said, pilot? What's a pilot? Yes. Take a moment. Just let a process for a second.
Starting point is 02:04:52 Yeah. Try to figure out what that is. Unvolved. Get two guests. It's just throwing them really. All right, Doug, what have we done today? We've done it all. We talked about Amber Amherine, the diary of a psychic medium,
Starting point is 02:05:08 and that nonsense. Almost adulting is not gonna Google anyone's butthole. Vito doesn't understand how politicians work. Primetime with Alex Stein had the mud shark on. And that was an exciting episode Stuttering John had one of the worst podcasts in the history of podcasting and I can't wait to talk more about it on the next bonus show Cardiff won to catch an alien so you know what that means time for everyone to be part of the show And the teaser is And the teaser is
Starting point is 02:05:47 See you in Detroit the next episode will be live from Detroit Wednesday's a very busy day So no midweek episode coming up this week, but I do have a brand new computer I'm very excited about we're gonna get a great recording if you're not gonna be there We're gonna put out a fantastic episode I'm really looking forward to meeting everyone in Detroit doing a live show there. Go into the Wolverines game on Saturday, go into a Tigers game on Wednesday. I'm going to be on the Drew and Mike show the entire episode on Thursday. I'll be in studio.
Starting point is 02:06:17 So that usually comes out Thursday night Friday morning. Check that out. So Drew and Mike podcasts wherever you get podcasts. So this is going gonna be a really fun week. Really looking forward to it. Wish you could be there, Doug. So not a not a best of episode on Wednesday, maybe like an oldie, you just grab an old one, throw it up there for people that I'm not telling you how to run your show. I should have consulted with Doug before I've got a musician. A music episode. He's
Starting point is 02:06:41 right. He's right. He's right. He's a music episode. Yeah, I definitely could pull stuff up together. Maybe just play that grandma's house song on a loop because boy, I haven't heard that in so long. Oh, that's it. You're making a lot of good points over here. Do I have that? I bet you forgot about I'ma make it Yes. I don't pay attention to the charts. I was like, I was saying, I'm not for his name. I was saying, I'm not. Jamar Moline. Yes, Jamar Moline. Yeah, all right.
Starting point is 02:07:50 You can call. I can, I can get my mind to just play it down that too. God, I wanted to get him in Chicago for our first live show. So bad, that would have been fucking, he was singing in a wedding. You singing in a wedding, man. So I guess he did make it. Otherwise, yeah, I mean, that's amazing. Yeah. God, that would have been good for him. That would have been fantastic.
Starting point is 02:08:07 Doug, people should check out Good Times great movies. Yeah, wherever you get podcasts, check it out. Our latest episode is on the Madonna classic. Uh, who's that girl? Who's that girl? So, yeah, it's with their her and Griffin done and there done and cat and man, I forgot. She does like a Betty Boop impression the whole time with the worst Brooklyn accent I've ever heard in a movie. It's crazy. So you are still so focused on just the 80s, right?
Starting point is 02:08:34 Yeah, yeah, yeah. We have not moved beyond the 80s. It's a terrible idea, but we just keep doing it. All eight over eight years now. So there's plenty to dig into. You know what I just watched the other day, my wife just pulled it up in her iPad and I went, yeah, that's the final. We watched the money pit. Oh, money. We did that. I'm sure you have. Money been scraped. Fantastic. The problem with the money
Starting point is 02:08:57 pen, the problem with that movie. And a lot of 80s movies are like that. There's a problem with it. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to point it out to you right now. So the entire plot revolves around them buying this house that they can barely afford that is bigger than they need, that is in a location that they don't wanna be in. So the entire plot is based on something that no person would ever do because they wanted to live in the city,
Starting point is 02:09:21 they got to get out of their apartment, but the guy works in the city, and so she works in the city, so they didn't wanna be an hour outside of the city, they got to get out of their apartment, but the guy works in the city, and so she works in the city, so they didn't want to be an hour outside of the city, but that's where this house was, and then they're like, there's just two people, and they bought a house that has 30 rooms in it. Oh, no one needs a house.
Starting point is 02:09:35 Oh, 30 rooms, if you're just two people. First of all, they got a great deal from a dope lady who wanted to unload this thing, and also Carl, I know plenty of people who are living houses they can't afford. It's, it's fuck, oh, Missy B says she recently watched it too because of what's going on with them. Yeah. Oh my God.
Starting point is 02:09:54 I feel bad. I want to talk about that. I hope that you got that, we got that figured out. Yeah, sorry, Missy. They fucking built the roof with used tiles. They bought, they built a brand new house. That is a real money pit situation there. That really is something that would happen.
Starting point is 02:10:11 And the contractor fucking skipped town enough to state. So they can't even like track him down and sue him for it. That's it. The stairs fall apart as you were running off. I will say the funniest scene in the I don't know why I'm so talking about this. The funniest scene in the money that I got should to do. But anyway, the funniest scene is they got all these contractors over there. They're all doing all this work to the house. And the two of them are having a fight about her fucking her.
Starting point is 02:10:37 That's the other way we take two is that she gets drunk and doesn't know whether or not she fucked her ex-boyfriend or not. Yep. How is that possible? That's not a thing, is it? No. Anyway, okay, so they're having this fight about infidelity and all of the contra-actors are just like, well, what's going on there?
Starting point is 02:10:54 I'm like just listening in. That's a fun scene. It's great. You have to agree with me on that, right, Doug? Yeah, oh, I do. I do. This is the kind of shit you can hear on good times, great movie. Yeah, wasn't that a great scene? Yes. All right, I do. I do. This is the kind of shit you can hear on good times. Great movie.
Starting point is 02:11:06 Wasn't a great scene. Yeah. All right. Moving on. Oh, boy. So you also have a Patreon. No, no, I stopped that. Sorry. I was I was listen, I was pulling in patty C cups numbers. And I was like, this is not worth my time. So no now I did shut that down. Just listen to a regular show. Okay. It's totally fine. Everybody go check it out. Wherever you get your podcasts, I would certainly appreciate it.
Starting point is 02:11:31 So. Yeah, so listen to the show in the meantime. But then join us again next time because it might be the episode we found out once for all who are these podcasts. Sleep well, everybody. Starting in the must-vis of morning radio. Get out and show is called right now
Starting point is 02:11:46 Okay, great show. Good job everybody. Great job everyone Poor messy. I'm so sorry. She is. Yeah, that sucks. I'm waiting for Turkey to fly through my window. Yes Another good scene. Oh, it is a good movie. I thought it was a bad movie, but Gary and San Diego checking in Gary and San Diego isn't going to move you i thought i was a bad for me but i was good uh... gary and sandy a go check in and all gary and sandy a go well john is now admitting he was fired from l a u s d of course uh... that's not the end of it he's figuring out who to blame
Starting point is 02:12:19 he's blaming the truth and kids he's a blame in bob levy's gonna sue Bob Levy for reporting him, is that illegal to report somebody and then tell the truth. My guess is that John was fired because somebody at the administrator's office listened to John's podcast when he was drunk. So they don't want to drunk teaching students. That's pretty much plain and simple what happened. The LA UFC listened to his podcast and that was the end of it.
Starting point is 02:12:53 I guess he could still get a teaching credential in Florida if he ever goes back there. Anyway, rock and roll. I carried the chair on this new side of this rock and roller thing. All right, Gary, because he had important things to say, talking about how John admitted he has been fired from the school district that he was a substitute teacher at, maybe that's why he's crying today. He's like, Jesus Christ, what am I done?
Starting point is 02:13:17 I've got nothing to fall back at now. Except cool is light. Wow, there's always. I will say, I think I've had plenty of teachers that were drunks throughout the year. Yeah. Yeah. I know. Yeah. I think you can, as long as you can stay somewhat sober while you're at work, you can hold down that job.
Starting point is 02:13:33 No, as long as you can not podcast and act like a lunatic on the internet. That's okay. Because honestly, I'm sure I had a lot of drunks as teachers and all of them kept that shit to themselves. Yeah. Right. That's kind of the cut that shit to themselves. Yeah, right. That's kind of the key to being an advertiser online, right? Right.
Starting point is 02:13:50 All right. So anyway, I got one of the get Gary in there, but I am very sorry, Lucy tight box. We have a net news we need to talk about here. Take it away. Hey. Internet news. With Lucy tight box. From Patreon, Fogical Proclaims, Confused Dan Fulado with another Dan is his most pathetic
Starting point is 02:14:09 lie ever. Troll Hunter, LOL, Great Find Carl, that lie is so insanely obvious, SJ is genuinely freaked out that that video could see the light of day, it must be a doozy, principled uncertainty, I like women. Call me crazy, but when did they become so self-aggrandizing and obnoxious that shit would not fly in my city? Women here are in equal parts hilarious and terrifying, which I find appealing. I cannot imagine waking up to someone who thinks that they are witty and delightful because
Starting point is 02:14:38 they discuss their grossest physical aspects in public. It would be like dating a retarded teenage boy. Over at YouTube, Nim Rob shares. You had me like dating a retarded teenage boy. Over at YouTube, Nim Rob shares. You had me at Kevin Brennan as a loser. McFeely notes, Kevin sure has business savvy. Pay attention everyone else. Drain your leather. The only difference between KB and SJ is SJ had fame to inflate his ego higher. Without that they are completely the same person. Both should be mocked ruthlessly. Loan Wolf, wait until Kevin's channel gets taken down, he'll be crying like the little baby
Starting point is 02:15:11 that he is. No too ricky, KB's false equivalent arguments are annoying. Life with Pico writes, Unfortunately for KB, being a miserable cunt who always plays the contrarian just for the sake of being a miserable cunt, wears then. Pretty fast. just for the sake of being a miserable cunt wears then. Pretty fast. Flinster supporting Stuttering John backfired on Kevin badly. His handle in a bob also another loss. Kevin's guest list?
Starting point is 02:15:34 Complete garbage. Rayby in a regular is unwatchable. Great moves K.B. Amazing. Jesse James opines. K.B. is spiraling, swirling the toilet fast. Levy time, Levy, KB has lost the threat of reality. He used to be the guy who held others accountable.
Starting point is 02:15:51 Now he lies and attempts to gaslight his audience. Lame, Steven M. Barry, Stupid or Liar, Why pick? Team Penn claims, copyright striking is a bullshit move, but let's face it, Julie's podcast is unwatchable. He interrupts clips every three seconds to say something that is completely unfunny. Striking is a bullshit move, but let's face it, Julie's podcast is unwatchable. He interrupts clips every 3 seconds to say something that is completely unfunny. I couldn't take more than 5 minutes, garbage, and from Reddit, not p10 comments, thank God we have Patrick Henry Hamburger fighting the tyrants.
Starting point is 02:16:17 Give me mocking a 60 year old drunk or give me death. Substantial chef, best effort in a while boys boys. Goofy on sex-averse Canadians who are weirdly obsessed with female genitalia, combined with a solid Rochester core of co-hosts, adds up to a solid episode. Sometimes less is more. Dr. Ted Penis astronaut, the blonde is weird. The hippie is gross. Acubats confesses, and here I thought Carl's real-est name was hamburger. And Jaggerlicious plays us out with, no, Carl's real last name is Steamed Hams.
Starting point is 02:16:48 It's an old upstate New York name. I don't know why that one Sims reference gets so much play every single time. Wow, sometimes Lucy puts in a lot of work. That was a lot to read. I appreciate you Lucy, good for you. And that's a lot to add to it. I was gonna say Bruce Chris puts the entire script and does, good for you. And that's a lot of added to it. You're crazy, put the entire script and that's all the added it to. So it's a lot, a lot of good. Thank you for recognizing
Starting point is 02:17:11 that. All right, back to the most best. Garl, I appreciate your consistency, your continued consistency on the YouTube shit that don't flag people, the false flagging, the automated shit. YouTube can take down anything that gets flagged, anything they want to, anything, anybody wants to have taken down and it's been that way forever, that hasn't changed ever. But suddenly a lot of people, and it's not even just the like MLC type spaces or the dabbleverse YouTube spaces. It's alternate platforms, fucking everywhere. All of a sudden
Starting point is 02:17:52 people seem to shift on fucking flagging, false flagging, free speech. It's fucking ridiculous. I don't get it. It's fucked appreciate you uh... for the first time i'm calling in that single fuck yourself or whatever uh... club footed whatever fuck yourself i don't know if that's the right so that guy uh... called right back
Starting point is 02:18:18 carl you need to be attacking these people that i want you to go at carl you're not talking about the Julie network and carl you need to be doing this thing or that thing that I want you to do and guess what John does the same fucking thing everybody does these talentless fucks these goddamn it's funny what I lost the plot. I can't tell but you don't play this. What's... What's... What you fucking retards want you to do they're bidding for some reason because they're
Starting point is 02:18:55 embarrassed and that's all it is in this pathetic. But it is weird. Am I the only guy that gets ragged on for what I don't say? Is that a thing that with a lot of pockets? It's like, and Carl isn't even calling out Bob. Leave me every three seconds. Like, well, yeah, I'm sorry. I was like, I'm supposed to.
Starting point is 02:19:11 I didn't know. You have other shit to do. I didn't know that's supposed to be doing, Carl. These different people. Keep the Montana calling it. Hey, Carl, Keith and Montana. So, first thing I, a whole thing with a Kevin Brand there. Now, I posted that whole thing with Kevin Brand there.
Starting point is 02:19:25 Now, I don't know much about his history, but Kevin Brand is the kind of person too. It seems like that was make his career on things that you can no longer stay on YouTube all the time. You know, climb that ladder and then pull it up right behind him. You know, people like fucking Howard Stern and Amy Schumer are fucked like that and what the himmel's wife or ex-wife, I don't remember that, if there is silverman, you know, like
Starting point is 02:19:53 that's the kind of shit they do. They made their money on things that you can no longer say and then shame everybody else who is trying to make them way out their way up and if they fuck you and slam the door behind them, fuck all of them. Call me that. Keith has fired up and he's white. He is right about that. There's a lot of people, Sarah Silverman's a permanent example of she's done all of these things
Starting point is 02:20:19 that you can't get away with now. And she's like, yeah, well, you shouldn't have to be able to get away with that stuff now. I'm saying, well, that's why you're famous. So, okay, well, that's really convenient for you, isn't it? Very easy to say, too. Yeah, right. Yeah. Anyway, good points. I like it, Keith. Hey, Carl, Keith and Montana, we were the asshole said that was that, that John does a great impression of you is a fucking moron. He cannot beat Chad Dumas' impression.
Starting point is 02:20:48 I mean, seriously. You know, that thing. Yeah. All right, nice. Good point. I am so in John's head. Every time when he says, John, he knows that he's doing something I might goof on.
Starting point is 02:21:01 So he's thinking about that all the time, which so he's awake. So my make it more difficult. Oh Gary in San Diego again. Hey Carl Gary again. Well John has egg on his face because on his Thursday show he had make an announcement and embarrassing announcement that is big guest for a Saturday, his beer in the balcony of Neil Brennan is not going to happen. Neil cancels. So at this point appears John has no guests for a Saturday and he doesn't want anything to do with Kevin anymore because Kevin's a lunatic and Kevin owns them $100. So he did what I said to do with Kevin.
Starting point is 02:21:52 He tried to kind of embarrass Kevin by bringing on his brother Neil, but Neil, at first they agreed, I guess, on Tuesday, but by Thursday he's canceled and John had some lame excuse that well you know there's a writer strike. Right. And not as if John show is written. Right. It's all on the impermeas. There's also a guest strike. He's also crying. But Neil's not going to be there. I guess he's going to have to try and bridge up another guest for bear on the balcony. Maybe it'll be Dave. Okay. Rock and Rolla. Talk to you later. No, John, if you're listening, three o'clock Pacific is six o'clock. That's an hour and a half. Just reach out. I will be there.
Starting point is 02:22:43 Whatever you want me to do. Be here on. I can I can I can get some beers. All right. PA beer places. That'd be amazing. I would love to see. Don I would love to see. I was that I read John. I would too. That'd be fantastic. I'd have so much. You can be the new DG.
Starting point is 02:22:58 You just got to agree with everything. John says Tommy's great. No, you're great. I can do shitty video. Yeah. Yeah. Did you do a little bit of that, too? Get your face real close to the camera.
Starting point is 02:23:08 I love Gary and San Diego because every time I get a pop on Deb or his anonymous, see what's going on. And as soon as I just read a headline, I know that it's from Gary. That's not the Gary, but I get, okay, that's Gary. You can just tell the way he writes a dog. You can just hear that voice in your head that she reads. It's very distant. Yeah, the comment starts with, well, call. Why are you always talking about
Starting point is 02:23:32 God's kids? Jesus Christ. Jesus get over it. Oh, Jesus. There's proof even his voice bow is saying it's only dogs about my kids. carolist joe. i'm not going to give you that hard of a time of the crackling but i will say when i listen to last saturday show last monday show i thought it was my headphones that were the problem i know i switched headphones and i'm like oh my god is it my mp3 player? yeah i used to use an mp3 player i don't use like my phone i'm an old man
Starting point is 02:24:02 leave me alone right then i think it's my monitor because I'm watching the YouTube version. And I'm like, is everything failing? No, just carol. Yes, just fine. Don't get a new MacBook Pro, burn the house down, move to Florida, everything seemed to be working.
Starting point is 02:24:17 No, no, it was worse there. Okay, I have no idea what to do. I did resign up for the Patreon though. Thanks, and it just so happened to be the week that you went on that weird free speech, jagged on the Wednesday show. But I still love you. You're back at the top of the list. Not above any of your card effort. Produced a cramp. What? Maybe he was a. All right. Don't call me back. All right. This, this is the reason why the show is sounded like shit for the last couple months and from what I'm hearing today It's sounding it's sounding very good. So we fixed it. We fucking fixed it. Thank God. I
Starting point is 02:24:51 Amazing Thank fucking God because I hate that Apple store. Oh It's the worst but You got to do it. They got the inventory. They have the thing I want everyone there is smuggler than DG The sales guy loved me though. He comes over. He's like what do you need I go? I just need the most souped up MacBook Pro you have is it come with this one. Yes Pretty quick. We want to hear about its functions A lot of bills
Starting point is 02:25:21 No, it is like what is the commission on this? Further questions Good day Paco count him. Hey, yeah, what's up, Carl? This is Paco. I just want to say I appreciate the tips his reference. You know, the one where you're like, oh yeah, and I was born to back. It's time for. Oh yeah. That was a good one, dude. I caught that. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, it also want to say I miss Kroger. You know, I'm saying that's a little dope. I don't know what happened to him.
Starting point is 02:25:50 I hope he's all right. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shout out to St. Patrick. I'll see you after a sleep. He's all right. He's going to be mad at me if I don't end the show soon.
Starting point is 02:25:59 Because I had to meet up with him and load our gear out. I was thinking. And I know. You know, if Kro Crush could be okay with this, but I do miss him with the Stuttering John intro with his woo and everything. So yeah, somebody could put that into the Stuttering John. I'd love to hear that every time. Great.
Starting point is 02:26:18 Not many in a season to say from Crush. Yeah. Just what I mean. Stuff. Yeah. Who knew who knew that would be the end of the show? Trucker Larry's gonna check in with us. No, what up Carl? Larry from sacramenna
Starting point is 02:26:35 How are you about last week? Stuttering John ran I made that super long I bet also started with the audio quality. I guess I was starting I might back to mind. My flash citizen anyway. Yeah. A shout out Paco and the year trader of Rock and Scola. All right. Truckers are uniting. She had the scenes apparently. Very good. Flashy Vicks says, Carl, did Carl go out of the room and come back in again? Yes, that's how I fixed the on here. I don't know why I didn't ever try that. In the morning, holy shit, Carl. Did you hear Adam Curry mentioned Stuttering John for the greatest podcast in the universe? Holy shit, he's a fucking celebrity.
Starting point is 02:27:22 Fuck. Yeah, I did hear that. So I know agenda show that I love. Adam Curry was actually played a clip from the Howard Stern show where John was interviewing Joan Rivers and asked the question. It was when Barack was president and asked a question about him being the first black president someone. She goes, well, he's also the first gay president. And then she said that Michelle is trans, not in those words. That's a little more offensive than that. But who do Joe
Starting point is 02:27:50 and rumors do about this shit all that time ago? And no, we're all just catching up to it. You know about this, right, Doug? I've heard things. Yes. That's her jokes. Well, what was happened is for whatever reason, I mean Obama has been pressing for a long time, before whatever reason, they decided to put out this letter that he wrote his girlfriend who was 21 years old, talking about how he does his fantasize about gay sex all day.
Starting point is 02:28:17 It's really fucking bizarre. Obama, if you could call in again. We've all been 21 before He's telling dick bands and he's just like well, yeah, everybody wants to suck out of it Can you please call into the show he used to be a regular caller on the show that he's explained yourself But yeah, please equate yourself. All right, one more call here. Nate from Flint. Hey producer Chris, Nate from Flint, Michigan. Will you please update your rule of three for comedy rule to the rule of three by 300?
Starting point is 02:28:55 Because Stuttering John saying, John, and going, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, has been done about 900 times at this point. And I don't need to tell you, it's getting funnier every time. Me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me And you hung with us. I know you're not feeling well, but you hung with us to the whole show. You killed it. Thank you. No, this is always fun. I always have so much fun here.
Starting point is 02:29:29 Like I said, I am not just a guest. I'm a listener. I listened to you all the time. It's amazing. I was even thinking June 2019. That was my first appearance on this show. I love it. Every time I come back, it's, it's so much fun.
Starting point is 02:29:44 Well, I love to have you more often. Doug sent me a note months ago, many months ago. And I think I said I never want to come on again. No, I thought I thought he was tapping out of the show because he sent me. I think it was the description of the podcast or something and it was like there was a time when there was a lot of drama going on with Chad and Kevin. It was like all these other things and Doug said we know he was just like, what fucking soap opera by listening to on the show these days? Oh, yeah, that's gonna hold on.
Starting point is 02:30:09 Oh my cucks. I didn't mean anything by it. I just, the people I have known, like I'm not in this world. Like I love to listen, but listening to you is the only time I hear about any of these people. Yes, which is actually that note helped me because I went, yeah, what am I doing?
Starting point is 02:30:28 We need to focus on grouping on podcasts a little bit more so always appreciate it. Thank you, buddy. Folks, guess what? The episodes over! Are we down here? S-queer. Bye! A plane is here. I will watch Icarly.
Starting point is 02:30:58 Borm! His mom. Borm! Go fuck yourselves. Have a good week. I gotta go. Goodbye. Boom. Go fuck yourselves. Have a good week. I gotta go. Goodbye. Goodbye.
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