Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep446 - Double Delirium: An Improv Podcast
Episode Date: September 21, 2023This week we check in on a couple of trans women who are doing improv comedy? Anti-improv? Anti-comedy? Anti-podcasting? Well I’ll give them this, it’s unique. I get very confused about these peop...le’s comedy stylings and gender. Trucker Andy stops by to help make sense of nonsense. Then we talk about Tom Myers striking my YouTube again, the Kast Media scandal involving Colin Thomson and some famous podcasters, Stuttering John’s latest threat of violence, and a recap of Detroit with Tookie and Cardiff. Oh, and another riveting edition of To Catch An Alien! Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Why are you awful, man?
I'm almost as funny as a piece of paper.
With something funny written on it.
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Are you a boner guy?
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You know what I miss penis?
What are you talking about?
What a dick!
I'm the one who should apologize.
By the way, for those people that are in the back,
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W-A-A-T-P-W-A-T-P. Hello, everybody.
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had an Apple podcast and then shit over in the comments section today we'll be reviewing a show
called double delirium, an improv podcast.
This was a suggestion from Baby Butters.
We have both listened separately.
We have not discussed it with each other beforehand.
Let's get into it.
It's a show that is hosted by Gwynnevere and Ashley.
And the description of the show is improv comedy.
You're formed by two trans women who don't know anything about improv comedy.
Hashtag improv hashtag comedy hashtaghtag comedy, Hashtag transgender,
Hashtag trans, Hashtag trans girls, Hashtag funny.
Funny, huh?
It disagree.
Well, let's get to the introductions.
We're off to a bad start here.
Hello everyone.
Welcome to Double Delirium with me and
the sub- other character. Today we have the lovely real co-host. Her name is Gwynneveer.
Hi, I'm the real co-host. And then we have an imitation co-host and her name is Ashley and she is me.
What's the giggling for?
It's like a requirement when you do improv of this nature, right? I think they're both so uncomfortable all the time.
You just have to laugh at anything that's said.
Yeah, because it's not not laughing because it's funny.
Right.
They want you to think it's funny. Don't need to think it's said. Yeah, because it's not laughing because it's funny. Right. They want you to think it's funny.
Don't I mean, I think it's funny?
They're trying to convince you.
It's pretty good.
It's me.
They're not going to convince me of that.
I know better.
Yeah.
I'm too smart for these two.
It's not going to happen.
So, they're trans women.
It gets very confusing at times because Ashley, I'm going to refer to her as her. Gwen, I think is it?
Okay.
I'm not trying to be offensive here.
Yeah.
I'm just going to call it it from here on out when I remember to Andy.
What did you pick up on?
What sums up the show for you?
Well, the premise in Clip 1 is that Ashley is a new, like a new co-host to the show and she's there
up to she's gonna explain up front that the show talks about what's going on in
their lives this show is about life I thought it was an improv comedy show
apparently not oh there's their lives are hilarious. Yeah, okay. Who are you? So, I'm that special guest.
My name is Ashley and I can't wait to discuss whatever you do on the show, Guinevere.
So this is your first time on the show, right?
Exactly.
All right, so what we usually do is we do some sort of like improv exercises and just sort
of like, we just riff in and we we talk about you know life and stuff so I
think I'm one of the wrong show I'm sorry what show are you planning on being on a show that that is all about life and
And no, it's like an anti-improved show.
So it's a show about life. Oh, I'm on the wrong show.
What show did you think you were gonna be on?
A show about life.
Way to improvise.
Ashley is brain dead.
Yeah.
I have numerous examples of this.
What she sounds like when either retires.
Yes, she does.
Yeah.
She never knows where she's going with her thoughts
and she never gets there.
I know. And I don't know a lot about improv except that listening is a big part of it.
Right. Do that. Very much. Good point. Okay. So this one starts up. Similar to what you're saying,
they're going to talk about real issues. A show where we express our real thoughts about real hard
pressing issues.
You're right, this is a no spin zone.
Exactly.
Fucking thing sucks.
All right, so it's a no spin zone.
All right, the O'Reilly factor with a spin zone.
Is there anything off limits?
I need to know that.
Well, no, nothing's off limits.
So the one thing says, it's a no spin zone.
Now, we're gonna start to tag that.
All right, this is gonna get funny. Because I, now I go ahead go ahead and put the bill of Riley thing out there. I'm like,
we got it. We're good. Done. Not them. They have other ideas here.
We do not spin in our chairs while we record this recording of a recording show.
Our chairs don't spin in the first place. So we would look like the exorcist girl.
our chairs don't spin in the first place. So we would look like the exorcist girl.
You were to spin in our chairs.
Shut up, Meg.
It's a those fizz on because their chairs don't spin.
Pretty good, right?
Now you or I on the show might move on from that.
Okay, that wasn't the best,
but you know, maybe editor Addle pulled on posts.
We can tell him a note, whatever.
No, not these two. They're going to keep going with the spin jokes.
Well, that's because I removed all of the spin parts from the spinning chairs
to make them non-spinning chairs. Did you pack them up and send them back to the spin parts
factors? No, I sent him back to Target
Pretty good stuff what if we did it on a merry go round
That would be a spin zone yeah reading spin magazine, huh guys where'd you go?
Rolling stone with rolling stone was the joke there, you messed that up.
It's too bad.
All right, are we doing improv?
I can't tell.
What's find out?
Anyone, I was thinking maybe it would be cool
if we got into improv, I think that's what it's called.
It's called improved.
It's self-improved, actually.
We're gonna work on releasing held trauma today.
Oh no! I've held trauma, but it's not an economy problem.
I hold it like a baby.
Your trauma is very dear to you.
Yes.
If I didn't have this trauma, I don't know what I would do and I'm so happy that I can nurture this trauma and let it grow.
So that doesn't make any sense Rick.
These people should not be on a podcast.
They're just displaying the retardation for everyone.
Many reasons they shouldn't be.
Producer Chris was going off before we started the show today.
He was not happy about the selection, baby butters.
We didn't think so much.
We've done some retarded shows before.
A few.
I've never been so instantly pissed off.
This could possibly be in the top three.
Hold on.
Tom Myers versus the rest of the world.
Do you remember that one?
It was fun to hate him.
I had zero fun.
These are fucking nuts. It's rather listen to hate him. I had zero fun. He's fucking nuts.
It's the one person who sounds a bit like Dr. Demento who's constantly laughing and
going, oh, but it also sounds like they're about to cry at any moment.
Right.
So you just saw right there, they choose trauma.
Yeah, we're going to talk about our trauma.
Fun.
Because it's not a comedy show.
Right.
It's not improv.
It's an improved comedy show. Right. It's not improv. It's not improv. It's improved. Good one. So now they're trying to explain what they get triggered by
and the one thing says bicycles. And so they try to figure out why someone would
get triggered by bicycles. And it gets very real here for no reason.
I didn't know what was going on and I was crying and my dad pushed me, he put me on
the bike and then he pushed me down a hill so he could fight you off with his bare hands.
He put roller skates on my feet and then put me on a bike so he couldn't pedal it and
then he pushed me down a cliff.
No, because he stopped doing that.
It's so bad for improv!
What is improv?
Improv is when you pretend.
Oh, like how I pretend I'm not gonna be alone for the rest of my life.
I don't think I'm like that.
Whoa!
Gwen covered her into it the loneliness factor!
That's always good for a podcast.
Improv is a construct, Carol. Well, I do love that Ashley's just going, no, that's
not good. And Gwen's like, he's not helping us at all. We're trying to move this a lot.
You gotta stop saying no to everything I say. And we're going to find out more about Gwen
in just a moment. The first I want to pass things back over to my buddy Andy to see what he picked
up on. Yeah. Well, in clip two, the only other thing that everybody knows about
improv is that you yes and right. And these are obviously pros. So they're definitely
going to work together and make this good.
Okay, well, I'll do my best to do improv and I'll do my best to be anti improv. Okay,
so, um, well, the first drill of probably is always say yes and it's just a
real of fun.
So I say no but that's so difficult.
Don't do that.
Yeah.
Is this gonna be a good show?
No, but it's not gonna be fun.
It will be fun.
It will be fun either.
It will be fun with the thumbs out.
I'm starting to understand him proud now.
Oof.
I mean, it's just the most obvious.
That's just the lowest hanging fruit.
You say yes, Ed.
What if I said no, but you know, people come up with that one before.
Yeah, no one ever said that before.
Yeah, that's pretty good, actually.
Why is Ashley on the show?
To fuck it up to ruin it.
Wow, those shows wasn't gonna be crazy.
They're like,
David, I'm working for Ashley.
Joe Rogan would be out of here.
Yeah, we had own podcasting.
But I feel like Gwen of your is kind of trying her best
to her,
there,
to like work in the realm of improv. well, Ashley just derails everything all the time
seemingly.
Okay, so let's get into this with Gwen, because we're going to talk about there's an app
they're making up for getting blow jobs, like a mobile app, but for blow jobs, you guys
get it.
Yeah, I like the sound of it.
Good premise, right?
Let's go.
And when you're within the parameters of that hotspot,
the blowers will receive a text alert, letting them know
that a blow E is in their area, and they should rush over
as soon as they can.
It's 1099 a month.
And it's kind of like Uber for People who like to get blown
Yeah, you can anyone can sign up
Yeah, it's or or like door dash think of it like door dash
You're like or it could be like grub hop yeah or another app like it's the car
Or could be like postmates now you go you pick it up are the glory hole a delta sonic
Now you go, you pick it up. Are the glory hole at Deltasonic?
Oh, lift!
I really like this kind of feminine blue blown kind of thing.
It's called the feminine blue.
Okay.
So Gwen introduces this concept of this app that gives you a blow job then, here's a plot twist on this whole thing.
Well, here's the big plot twist.
What?
The men are the blowers,
and the trans girls are the blowies.
I don't wanna get blew.
I don't think so.
So if any was wondering whether Gwen was pre-op or post get blue. I don't want to get blue. Thank you.
So if any was wondering whether Gwen was pre-op or post-op,
I think that answered all of our questions right now.
Yeah.
I could tell.
When her voice dropped,
their voice dropped in Octim.
I think I started to pick up on her.
Yeah, okay.
I think obviously you realize what was going on there.
So apparently this app that we're all going to be signing up for
us, the guys would be blowing trans women
I'm not popular this is gonna be but what about you Mark?
How do we fall for this?
Yeah, right I could just see you and be three buzzer does like what?
Why am I doing this? Why are we still doing this?
There's there's promise of payment around the corner someday. So that conversation leads into this hilarious
crypto joke about cryptocurrency
You wait 50 cents in blowbucks
It goes a long way. Are you cryptocurrency?
So you put in we have to have like a two thousand dollars of your money, but you'll get two million dollars of blow bucks.
Yeah.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, good one.
What the fuck are they talking about?
It's not a good crypto joke at all, because I don't know what the exchange rate, I guess it
doesn't.
Yeah, I guess I confused by that.
Okay. So then, this is an example of Ashley just being brain dead.
I have a multiple examples of this.
But now because of this app and because of this cryptocurrency,
we're creating a whole new, eco-friendly economy out of nowhere.
Don't ask me how they got to this place
because I zoned out and we're gonna be in a new world
that doesn't have cars.
We can stop having cars.
We can just have little...
Your boss will call you and say,
So Gwen constantly does this.
We're ashy, you go,
Bada, rescues her.
And then rescues her.
Yeah.
When it's just undeserved.
This show would be great if you just let...
Everyone just stops and stare at it, I should have... Yeah, Carl it's just undeserved, this show would be great if you just let everyone just stop and stare at it actually like
Yeah, Carl Piquet let her stinky words hang in the air. Yeah, I was gonna rickid your base it just go. Yes, go ahead
What are you gonna say? Where he's that guy? He's continued. Yeah, where you going? That's
Yes, this whole show would be amazing if someone just said that's fascinating. Please go on
All right, Andy. what do you got?
Okay. So in clip three, the premise of this scene is that
Gwenevere is digging for a buried treasure, but Ashley, who is a
comedy genius that gets to subvert all the rules of improv doing
her anti-important, no, but bullshit. It's going to make this
a really great scene. Okay, with those rules in place,
let's start an improv session.
All right, so I'm gonna build a scene here.
Okay.
Hey, hand me that shovel.
We've got a dick for the buried treasure.
Sorry, we're not in...
We're in an aquarium. Sorry, we're not in...
We're in an aquarium. There are no shovels here.
Okay, well I'll just start digging for the buried treasure with my hands.
You should help out because we're running out of oxygen. Dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-dic-d Gwen, I'm through it just fine. I could breathe and it feels nice. You get nothing. You lose. Good
day, sir. The opposite of a beach isn't a aquarium and breathing is nice. It feels nice. I know
you can't tell but I'm laughing on the inside. No, it's really good stuff. It's a great bit. They're,
let me just let me just button this scene. Yeah, yeah, please do. I just
like their chemistry. You need to know what they work so well together. That's what I'm enjoying
here. Yeah, because working together and using your imagination to take a scene and a human's direction,
but Ashley can't get on board with finding the treasure. So, so Gwen of you,
Gwen of Eve, Gwen of your, I can't do it. That's why I can call her Gwen. She is. She was calling it Gwen too. It's just easier. It's too much.
Just play clip for her.
All right. Don't forget to talk into the microphone from time to time on this show.
It's because you're stealing my oxygen.
Yeah. Have you been breathing double? Have you been breathing too hard?
Well, I mean, I'm just standing outside of the tank and looking at you because you're kind of being really strange right now.
Well, if you're not going to help, oh my god, if you're not going to help, you can't have any of this treasure, my gosh.
There's so much gold and pearls and jewels and you can't have any of it because you didn't play along. Fuck you. Imagine nation.
Imagine nation.
Wow.
I'm imagining actual women that are really funny.
Yeah.
It's like you have to use your imagination.
Yeah.
We're those.
We're those unicorns.
So apparently it's not only Gwen got a little fed up
with Ashley and her no-butting and decided like,
well then I'm gonna keep all this fake treasure
for myself, pretty good one.
I mean, Ashley's kicking herself.
I get all the blowbucks.
Yeah, I bet she's kicking herself now.
All right, so then they bring up,
we all have seen the TLC shows where there's a guy
who falls in love with this car and
wants to fuck it and stuff like that.
And I would think these people would be very tolerant of everyone's sexual identity at
least.
You hear about those guys that don't want to fuck their cars?
Yeah, they're scary.
Oh.
Ashley, it's very close.
Mind you, W. Someone wants to fuck their car. What's your problem? Okay, let's get into the main issue here.
And that is, hold on, I wait for it. The patriarchy. Can you believe it?
So there's a lot of talk about Dix and sucking Dix, as you might have noticed.
And so they equate that with the patriarchy for some reason. We've been talking about Dix for like the past 11 minutes.
Oh my God.
The patriarchy has taken over this podcast.
Somebody please send help.
This podcast brought to you by the patriarchy.
Well, we are a lovely group of people.
Mostly all men, actually all men.
And we make sure that the world is run smoothly,
smooth, like a man's skin, exact, not wrong.
That's a pretty good stuff right there.
That was an advertisement for the patriarchy.
That's not even nobody, she goes wrong.
Yeah, right.
I think they're trying to do a show where they prove
that like what not to do.
Yeah.
That seems like what they're doing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, they're trying to do that, but that is what they're doing.
What not to do for sure.
They're not improving.
100% yes.
Okay.
So now they take a quick break because Gwen makes a match on Tinder.
Now Gwen's the one who said that it be playing pretend to say that it's not going to
die alone.
Right.
Alright, this is a this is a lonely whatever it is.
And so there's an interesting clue that comes in.
I'm not a fending people.
There's an interesting clue that comes in here about what's going on.
Well, I got a match on Tinder.
Hang on, this podcast has to stop.
Oh no.
It's probably someone ugly.
Ew.
That's very judgmental.
So you're allowed to react to people
about based on their looks,
but not their gender identity, right?
All right, I'm making notes here.
I'm figuring this out.
Ew, you know what that means?
We got a rate.
Come on over to the ugly scale and stop.
Alrighty.
Oh, seriously checking it.
Oh, she's cool.
Alright.
Oh, good.
So again, Ashley has no idea what she's going to say.
Never lands.
Never six the landing ever.
And then I don't know if you guys heard this.
This is a trans woman,
according to the description of the show,
saying, oh, I made a match and she's cool.
And my question, and I think I might bring Annie on,
I asked some questions,
what we're done with this.
And my question is,
does she know that she's matching with a trans woman?
That would be, cause obviously it's pre-op.
So I'm guessing the woman's into cock,
but then the woman is matching.
Anyway, I would hope that they're being transparent
about transparent, about that information
on their profile.
Well, because a guy called into the Dixiel recently
and was talking about on Tinder,
all these matches are coming in now and it's all
of these trans women and he's like, well, I don't want that, but there's no way to opt out of that
because that would be hate speech. That's crazy. You think? Oh, I'm sorry. Can I have a date with a
chick who doesn't have a cock? Yeah. Is that hate speech to say that? Yes, it is. You apparently
that is the trick is you have to be savvy about these things, Carl.
You have to say, I love kids and I can't wait to have a family
of my own one day.
Ah, I see.
Okay.
That's how you, that's what it's like saying.
I want an athletic woman.
Watch and you're watching.
Watch that.
Oh, man's playing this to him.
Yeah.
You think men can't get pregnant?
Andy?
Yes, I do.
All right. All right.
All right, let's get back to the fucking patriarchy
because they started that ad read they were doing
for the patriarchy, which was great.
So this continues here, this is good stuff.
So let's continue listening to the patriarchy ad.
Are you a man?
Are you a woman?
Are you tired of your woman mouthing off
when she should know you're
a thwart of position in the household?
Interesting. Backhand lather.
Just fly the resin to the back of your hand to make your slaps scented with mahogany
and sandalwood have a man. Are you a woman who can't deal with the man in your life?
According to them, the patriarchy is just spousal abuse.
Right? That's what they're equating it to.
They're like, you know, if you're like the patriarchy,
you like beat the shit out? Like, wow. No.
Yeah.
Can't speak for everyone on this topic,
but this continues.
It's like a salve that is centered
with masculine smells.
So when you inevitably backhand your wife in the mouth,
it not only stings more,
because it's got capsaicin in it,
but it kind of hypnotizes
them with the smell.
Yeah, they recognize throughout the day as their upper lip swells up, that it's like,
oh, this is the smell of a man.
So I guess here's my thing with the, you know, people can play about the patriarchy if
that exists or not or whatever that is.
Is, um, what are you gonna about signing up? What's the alternative? People could play about the patriarchy if that exists or not or whatever that is is
Signed up. What's the alternative? Because no one is explained to me what the better thing to have for structure our society is If it's letting these two retards run things then definitely not I'm definitely opting out of that immediately
So I get very confused by all of us. Yeah, it's having multiple meetings about what's going to happen before it happens.
We should talk about our feelings, right?
Can we do that?
I'm very good.
I want to get out of my trauma.
I'm reading about the meeting that we're going to have and then a meeting about what
we just discussed individually.
Let's talk about our trauma.
Yeah.
You go first.
Yeah, what the fuck happened to you?
Yeah.
Well, I lost my credit card in Detroit and my computer.
Oh, we're doing the recap now.
We do have to talk about Detroit.
You didn't really lose your computer, did you?
I recovered it.
Oh, that's right.
I forgot you did.
You looked at the fucking venue.
Oh, he's shut up.
Okay.
We'll talk.
We'll tell some Detroit's very dramatic.
I'm very dramatic.
Yeah, a little bit.
Because Andy, typical Andy fashion, the only guy who knows known gets shot on by a bird in the middle of a city
And just everything happens to you. It's why we bring you a log
Dude you fucking Ray Davino to show the featured Ray Davino
You out to vetoed Ray somehow. Yeah, it's difficult to do. Okay. Let's get back to this amazing show that everyone's enjoying.
Even though I'm obviously ignoring all of the comments that are coming in as we do this.
What we're not standing.
A clip five Ashley tries to pivot to another thought because she always seems to be like
stumbling, like trying to just discover a joke by accident.
I know right.
Right. See, this is going to fall face first to a joke by accident. I know, right?
See, this is gonna fall face first to a joke,
and it never happened.
Yeah, so she throws this.
There's a rake, is that funny?
Well, from my vantage point, yes.
She throws this premise out there about a company,
and then she just looks at Gwen to take over,
and nobody knows what to do with it.
It happens a lot.
Well, that's weird because
we don't they know the
The company what company is this?
Amway amway I don't know what amway
happy
fishing expedition
Sea world exactly
Gwen knows a little bit about improv in the sense that she doesn't just look at Ashley and go
What the fuck are you talking about right right right? She doesn't do at least at least it goes
Oh, it's a company am I the company all right go yeah?
I'm just I'm just saying the word company. What does that need to you?
I don't know. What's a fucking talking about?
I can't imagine gonna go I can imagine doing a show with Ashley. It's got to be so fucking difficult
Here's just a fun little ISO for the board. You can trust me because I have a penis here. I'll show you
I mean, this is a trans woman saying's kind of makes it even funnier I guess. I didn't even sound like the same person
All right, so
Asha I think it's losing the thread here. I think Ashley as they're talking about the paid truckers
She's getting a little lost in her own head
Men just pull down their pants to show women that they were indeed a man so that they
can take charge of the situation and they should listen to them.
I think that was cool.
I'm sorry.
I had a man else that was Ashley.
I think that was Ashley.
Was that Ashley?
Yeah, because it sounded like Wendy.
Sounded like an idiot.
Yeah.
All right.
Good point on that.
So, here's the thing that I don't understand. So the in their minds, anyone with a penis has authority. Andy has no
authority over anyone. No one's listening to Andy about anything. Not in his
household, not at the studio, the cancer norm. Yeah. People have been telling me the
page of Eric he's so great. I was like, I've, I've got to experience any benefits of perks from the page
ranking, but I'm waiting. You're like, uh, John with his men's a card. You're like,
I got the card here somewhere. I know. I know I'm in control of something. I have a penis.
So I know I'm part of the page. Right. Yeah. I've been told that it's a good thing, but
I'm so waiting for the perks. All right, back to you.
Okay, well I had in clip six, I actually thought that this could be a good premise in the right
hands, but not in these two's hands.
If you're not donating any money to double delirium, then are you really a fan of double delirium?
Right. So this is a great segue.
We can talk about our Patreon tears.
Oh yes, since I'm a guest, I don't quite remember,
like, know what your Patreon tears are.
So it's very simple.
This is supposed to be jokes about what you get
out of certain tears.
They don't really have a Patreon, right?
I don't think so.
Okay, I didn't see that.
And these tears definitely aren't't because they're so fucking dumb
But okay somebody might be able to make a funny tear about like you can get on the blowjob app or
Something like that, but or or maybe at this tier you get duct tape and you sing over Ashley's mouth
That sounds good, but these two have nothing, but there's it's not gonna stop them from pulling the taffy on it and clip seven
So at the bottom level it's hamburger and you can donate one used hamburger
Like what what is the condition of this hamburger does it have to be half eaten?
I just one bite. Well, you just have crooked teeth
Well, use just... Can I have crooked teeth?
What are we talking about with this hamburger?
Use just implies that you've removed it from its original wrapper.
Okay, but like if you've got a tiny chunk of the hamburger, would that also count as
much as a big hamburger that just got unwrapped?
You know, we're allowing our patrons to choose how much they think we deserve with the hamburger tear if you want to give us a crumb of hamburger meat
Or like the pickle that you didn't want you know, and if it still has that hamburger essence kind of clinging to it. That's fine
Why is the beef?
So what Ashley's grandmother asked her after she trained
It's still there grandma
It's still there grandma. It's still there grandma. At least for no. All right, that's pretty good stuff. So I used hamburgers, one of the
rapper I think it off of. I got a restaurant for there is no rapper. I know. I know.
I'm fucking being break adotious again. I'm being kind of a dick. No one told me there was gonna be boasting.
Yeah, I didn't call you that, right?
You're an expert.
I have an expert.
I have the hamburger over here.
Watch out.
Anything else over there?
What a play for us.
I pulled a lot of clips here, but I will say
to you're when we first started talking about this,
this was an hour long episode.
I don't think I made it 20 minutes.
It's tough. It's all very clip hard to listen to. It's very clipable, but I don. Yeah. I don't think I made it 20 minutes. It's tough. It's all very clear. Hard to listen to. It's very clippable. But I don't
know. They don't know where they're going. I don't know where they're going. None of it
makes any sense. This is another weird one in eight where this next
here is it's called compliments and essays. Okay. I don't really know how it doesn't
make any sense. Do the words matter at this point? I don't think so.
It doesn't seem like it.
Where it ends up is so bizarre.
The next Patreon tear up is going to be compliments and persuasive essays.
I want to know.
Actually, I think this might be my favorite...
my favorite tier, honestly, because I'm very bad at compliments, but I... and everything else.
And everything else.
And everything else.
And everything else.
And everything else.
And everything else.
And everything else.
And everything else.
And everything else. And everything else.
And everything else.
And everything else.
And everything else.
And everything else.
And everything else. And everything else. And everything else. got someone else to sleep with me.
We're trying to fucking this show.
I'm so confused.
The teacher's like, I wouldn't fuck her with your day.
Why?
You know what I'm thinking about right now?
I just can't stop thinking about it.
And I have to just say it out loud.
Jack Nicholson and Mars attacks just going, shut up.
Shut up. Shut up, shut up.
I don't know how I did pull that crap on here. You're not pointing my clips, but I have
pointed my word for my show. Oh god, it's where the good clips are. Oh, I could fucking
think where the good clips are. It's all I could fucking think of.
Gwen starts to ask you a question that we all want to know the answer of and that's about
my Lord and Savior.
What about Jesus' cock?
What about Jesus' cock?
Right.
What about Jesus' cock?
Where is it?
What do they do with it?
Where can I find it?
So this is the premise of the next bit that they're gonna do. And Gwen starts cracking itself up because this is just so naughty right here.
It's like when we found the Dead Sea Scrolls or the Shroud of Turin.
We found the clonal william, Jesus Christ. I'm so dumb. I'm so dumb. I'm so dumb. I'm so dumb. I'm so dumb.
I'm so dumb.
I'm so dumb.
I'm so dumb.
I'm so dumb.
I'm so dumb.
I'm so dumb.
I'm so dumb.
I'm so dumb.
I'm so dumb.
I'm so dumb.
I'm so dumb.
I'm so dumb.
I'm so dumb.
I'm so dumb.
I'm so dumb.
I'm so dumb.
I'm so dumb.
I'm so dumb.
I'm so dumb.
I'm so dumb. I'm so dumb. I'm so dumb. I'm so dumb. I'm so dumb. into my next clip where Ashley can never figure out how to finish a fucking thought.
Yeah, I never fucking wants.
Yes, and we will find some other
Dildos made from your
If you're feeling wet.
Like literally has to get bailed out every fucking time.
Yeah, cannot figure out what they're going to say.
Then Ashley comes up with this brilliant idea.
What if we do a bit that I would actually be good at?
She goes, I got it.
Okay, everyone.
Let's, uh, let's bow our heads and silence.
Just for fun.
Okay.
She finally is like, you don't want to be a good bit
if no one talked.
I could do that.
It's a good bit for their show.
I can pull that off.
I like that she goes, do it for fun.
A moment of silence is always for fun.
That's why we do that.
It's pretty good stuff.
A moment of silence for the death of comedy.
The death of podcasting.
I guess I didn't even have a podcast
is what I've word seven years.
We've been doing this show.
It seems like there's a high bar of entry.
Anything else you want to do play from this?
And I'm very mad because I have a lot more clips
that I was really miserable pulling, but there's four clips. I
really don't want. There's four clips. All right. All right. Let's go. There's 30 clips. You should
see what happens when I get Doug from good times great movies or Doug from who's right. Yes. Well
any other Doug they give me way too many fucking clips. I was looking at my board. I'm like do you
have to play all 80 of these clips or what do we doing back? I know that had not overstay my welcome with the clips, but
that's true.
So I guess another pro tip in improv is to just cherry pick a word out of any
sentence.
And that becomes a joke.
And clip 10.
He looked rugged and like he never took a shower.
And like he didn't know how to use a comb
until he would always be there.
Nice segue.
Comte here is like,
send me a comb because I'm always losing them.
Oh, I thought combed here was they could actually come over here
and comb your hair.
No, no, no, no, no.
They could be like, oh no, no, no, no.
Barbara, a freebie.
I was for you.
Photoshop them into a photorealistic avatar.
I see.
How do I just go?
Well, I film myself coming in my hair, but I cover my arm in like a green screen's leaf.
Yeah, and then I finish up their whole body on my arm.
Oh!
I can't really can't. This is, this is ruining your show. It's what's happening.
All right, you might think that, but they're going to start introducing their next guest.
So this is fun. This is part of the guest. And you guys guessed? Oh yeah, this is a guest introduction they're gonna do.
And if you thought everything we've heard up to this point is bad, it gets worse.
And they know how to write a bike without being traumatized by it.
They know, they know how to write a bike with a chili dog in one hand and a chili cheese dog in the end.
And they know that if they can combine the two, they can make a really tasty chili dog,
a double-barreled chili-chilli cheese dog.
So, who is this guest, Gwen?
His name is...
Pango.
I thought he'd buy it for God.
Jesus Christ.
Okay, you're right.
It got worse.
They got worse.
Yeah.
So, the guest is riding a bicycle with a chili dog in one hand and a chili cheese dog in
the other hand.
And if you can buy the two, you get a chili dog, according to Ashley, pretty good stuff.
That must have been written down.
They must have writers on the show, right?
That has to be the case.
That RNN strike.
Yes, they must have writers.
So finally, they bring in the gas and this goes a little something
like this
They go how are you doing today?
Well got you're not a swell guy. I'm swollen as fuck
Boboo if you're from Alka
Alka Bama where they make all the alcohol, it's right next to Alabama.
See, this is why I didn't go to school and my family just drove me around the United States.
Ah!
That was how we...
That was that we like. No, I learned geography while also I also learned geography.
I was just imagining them taking this show on the road.
I would go.
I know this is where I go to see Southern John.
So that leads to this.
And this is why I played those two classes
because they bring in their guests,
they don't know what they're doing.
They don't know why they have the guests on there.
But that turns into joking about
they have writers on the show because guys,
obviously they don't, right?
And that's pretty good.
And then Ashley brings us to the dumbest possible premise
imaginable.
Be out of the imagination.
I don't know where we would be if we didn't have writers.
Probably Mars.
Yeah, and writers kind of keep everything on Earth.
Bad news, actually.
This is the new segment.
Did you hear bad news for all the Martians out there?
Oh no.
And people living on Mars. Oh
no. Mars University has been struck by an asteroid. That's not when it's like the the the Republican
University Purdue. Oh my god all life is so good. Purdue is not on Mars. Don't make that cool.
What is going on right now? So writers keep us on Earth and then we're on Mars because there's no writers with others are
University at Mars against his mind as joint. We have some cake is conservative like Purdue is a conservative
University according to this numb nuts and then I hate this fucking
I know I kind of hate this fucking show. I got gotta agree with you on that one.
So let me just play a more clips real quick
and then we'll wrap things up.
Now as you know, everyone is bad at comedy.
Loves the box of chocolates.
Set up.
Patrick, Michael does.
Stutch-o.
These retards are no different.
Mama says, life's like a box of chocolates. You might open it up and find out it's a bunch of ants inside
That's a pretty pretty unique joke when
All right, thank you Ashley for shutting that one down even as she goes listen
I might be retarded, but that's really stupid
I don't know why you think that would be good.
And then Gwen is a good excuse.
I might keep this on the board for myself, actually.
Maybe I was making the joke ironically and going for the cringe factor.
Yeah.
You ever think of that?
I was even trying.
That was funny again.
I wasn't even trying to be funny.
I got you on that one.
So this is great because all of this culminates to this, finally Gwen gets fed up with Ashley
and shuts the shit down.
Like you were playing on your clips, Ashley shutting down Gwen's super premises, this
goes 180 here.
Yeah.
And Luigi is like this hardcore, like criminal kind of mastermind and it has to be Mario
veris. Oh yeah and and and the her pimped is Luigi. No no no that isn't no Nope. Um, um, yeah, this is such a stupid bit.
Anyway.
Yes, thank you.
It's a stupid bit.
Why are you doing any of this?
All right, one last clip I have.
This is speaking of stupid bits.
Here is a show with it a show.
Apparently, the Aunt Susie has her own show that they're very excited about.
Hey, God. Aunt Susie, her own show that they're very excited about. Hey, God. Aunt Susie crazy show.
Yay!
Right.
Here we go.
Oh, God.
It's the crazy Aunt Susie show.
It's Nikki, Nikki and Straprachi.
Hey!
Where's my pudding spoon?
What's it? Hey! Where's my pudding spoon?
What's it?
Where is it, Magic House?
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That's all I know you're right.
And we're probably making fun of someone who's mentally
retarded, which I'm eyed with.
Maybe it is.
It might be Wendy changed her name.
Nartha to fool us.
Now, all right, let's have a little fun, a little experiment
right here. That's one of the latest episodes. He was a little fun little experiment right here. Let's listen
to the latest episode. See it was any different. Just right from the top. Let's just see what
is going on. It's getting better. Yeah.
Testing, testing, testing, one, two, three,
ging.
Oh, what I hate about it.
Because they didn't use it.
Actually, are you going to testing?
Testing.
Get good, get good.
We can just cut this part out and I say that I'm not. testing testing good good good good
We can just cut this part out and I say that but I'm not so
Welcome back to another episode of
Deviled deviled to egg damn dirt. So today we have a special
Video for you all You guys get it yet
I'm gonna get this yet. Well, so I gotta bring out a special correspondent
To WATP to help explain to make sense of all of this
Any the review girl. How's it going Annie? Hey, how's it going? I'm doing fantastic
Obviously as you can tell we're having so much fun over here
So you want me to come and make sense of this?
How the hell am I supposed to make sense of any of this?
Okay, explain to me this this Gwen person who claims to be a trans woman and
But it's trying to pick up dates on tinder. Do you understand how this works or how any of this works?
How to pick up dates on tinder as a trans woman?
Sure, if you guys have a knowledge on that,
I'll kick it out when you ask.
I have no clue.
You mentioned briefly in reference to the DIC show that people are forced to see these
trans people on these dating apps.
That's a problem that I totally understand. And I make a point in basically any profile online,
it's the second word in my profile.
First is my age, and then second is trans woman.
What's there?
You never told me that.
What the fuck?
Anya, you betrayed me.
Oh yeah, I did.
Next you're going to tell us that you love improv.
I have the receipts.
Okay, now let me ask you this question.
So I appreciate that you're opening the audience
about these things.
The Ashley, now Ashley sounds like she was
maybe a sign of female a birth, am I crazy to say that?
It's possible.
Some people have a lot of,
can you be a trans woman and a wife?
Well, can you be a trans woman?
This is what I'm trying to make sense of,
because they say they're both trans women.
They sound very much like it's a guy and a girl.
So, could you be a trans woman,
but also be assigned female at birth?
I can't use that.
Yeah, I think so because some of the labels get so loose
at some point and some people just blur the lines
and want to assign whatever label they want and still be in any category they want. I have no idea how much, how any
of it works. Full disclosure, I kind of stay away from the entire LGBTQ plus community because
well, I mean, it's a quite, I don't know what I need to say. Yeah, it's a cluster of fuck. I just said, yeah, so it's gotten a little convoluted over the past few years to say.
I identify as female.
If you don't want to call me a woman, that's fine.
I don't get but heard about it.
I'm not going to go ride in the streets.
I'm not going to, you know, start trying to get you doxed or, you know, get you canceled
or anything like that.
It's not that big of a deal.
I don't know why people take it so serious.
I don't understand that either.
It seems crazy pronouns like that,
all the thing, you can lose your fucking mind over it.
It seems so silly.
There's bigger problems in the world.
But let me ask you this.
I was assigned a club foot at birth.
Can I be part of this community?
Can they welcome me into the transition?
I transitioned into a walking guy.
I think Tuk walking guy. Yeah.
I think Tuky made that comedy just like,
I thought for sure I'd be watching Carl Hobbler
around and the area is just walking like a normal person.
Do you want the funny answer or the real answer?
I want both.
The real answer is yeah, probably.
A lot of, well like on Tumblr and a lot of these really like really niche communities,
it seems to me that the disabled people would like to be in the LGBT community somehow.
Yeah.
I mean, you're the plus.
Yeah.
Me and Blight, Mike, let's go.
So you can go to Pride with us.
I can and I do.
You can't stop me.
That's awesome. All right.
Well, thank you for your lack of expertise, Andy.
Yeah. Thanks.
Always appreciated. We'll come back to you on a type of reviews.
See you then.
All right. See you then.
The great Andy review girl, everybody.
I like that. How, I mean,
a person with maybe like a mobility issue
Decides that they're not disabled and they're gonna be a fireman. They're handy. They're gonna right and they're gonna save lives
Of course, so that's the person that's gonna come help me when I'm trapped in a birding building
What are you big it? Yes, I'm just oh you are getting to be alive
I'm pretty big big big
Bigger than I do
All right, you know I get a lot of shit on the show for everything I do
But one of the things I get a lot of shit on for is the opening segment being too sure
Oh, you just wants to get right to this tunneling John clips to the safe market. Oh, be shit over and over again
This episode I'm trying to pull a lot of clips
We're trying to dissect and analyze this show and everyone's indulge in me for how long this went on for so let's move on
This one comes in from Adam Thoreau who hasn't sent me in a cringe of the week in a while
But he sends us in this is a show called spooky spouses and I have not listened to this yet
I just trust Adam.
So let's discover it together.
A Texas woman has re-encounter her terror after being attacked.
Simultaneous, I can't say that word.
Simultaneous. Simultaneous. Not simultaneous. simultaneous, simultaneously.
What?
I'm just riven right now.
Simultaneously.
Close.
I'm simultaneously.
Simon?
Simultaneously.
I can't say that word.
Mr. Lattamelessly. Latellitamelessly.
Simon Latellitamelessly.
Simon.
No, it's not.
It's not.
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Sir, stop laughing.
No.
You want to know?
I actually would try to like look at it and say it.
No, I can't say it.
Some words are super, some words are hard and that one.
How do you say it?
Oh, no, I can't say it.
Simul, simultaneously.
Simul, tainiously. Hey, how about that everybody? Simultaneously This I'm all
Tainiously, hey
Sounded out sound it out like you're for I will say Adam goes tap out of that any time
It's a longer clip but that provides me of a rough one back when a
Tech of the show used to be on and they had this clip of this woman promoting
some video game, that was called a cataclysm.
And it's the kind of thing where she had only ever read it
and never said it,
because she did like a two minute piece about cataclysm.
That's great.
She said it like 50 times. And you're like, noaclysm. That's great. He said it like 50 times.
And he's like, no, right now.
John C. D'Vorek talks about how he'd only read the word chaos, all growing up.
And then no idea how that word was pronounced.
And then when he went to go say,
Shows, you're just like the fuck are you talking about?
Idiot.
All right.
I want to talk about one of my good buddies.
You know, it's no different than, you know,
police officer running to the scene of a crime
or a firefighter running into a burning building.
It's what I do.
I'm here.
Woo!
Tom Myers decided once again to try to take
one of my videos down off a YouTube
with the old copyright strike.
Just when I was going to bad for him
and say he's way better than that last show,
he could show up with this bullshit.
He sucks.
Copyright, take down requests received
for your YouTube video as the email I got
from the YouTube Copyright team.
I'll read you the first paragraph.
It says, we received the copyright infringement notification
below regarding your video.
We believe your content is protected by fair use, fair dealing or a similar exception to copyright protection.
We are ready to let you know we do not plan to remove your video at this time.
Thank you, I appreciate that. They do say that just so you know they can go after you directly.
This is not any legal advice for just letting you know we can go out to you directly. This is not any legal advice.
We're just letting you know we're not taking it out.
So they give me the email address of the person
who decided to try to take my video down.
I said, PS, time Myers as a cunt.
Yeah, honestly, I'm not here to dox people,
but if you're gonna fucking try to get my videos
struck off of YouTube,
because you're a moron, don't understand,
I'll copy right works.
I'll just say comedian, Tom Myers at gmail.com
wrote into them. And so he filled out
this thing. This is the email. I know comedian time. No one would guess that email.
Please guys, let's not harass my buddy. Tommy. He's a great guy. To whom it may concern.
It's what he wrote. This is his email to you, Tim. Per your instructions. I am providing
information regarding my request to take down a video owing to infringement of my rights as a content creator.
The offending video I am seeking to have removed is the brand new Tom Meyer stand up as
worse than you can imagine.
Tom Meyer.
The video link is here.
Okay.
So he has to answer these five questions and that's us.
Number one, can you tell a joke?
Have you heard of the boggit transplant?
I rest my case, you're on it.
Question one is, what is the title of your copyrighted work?
If your work is entitled, peace be by your description, but if I'm not, answer.
The name of the video is Tom Myers, Hanover PA December 22, and then he sends the link to that.
And it says, what type of copyrighted work is it? His answer is, it is a video my stand-up performance posted by me.
I am asking for it to be removed as it contains the entirety of the video that I uploaded and it takes away views from my own page.
Therefore denies me potential monetization.
Wow, it's this guy delusional.
You really think people are going,
I love Todd Meier's standup,
but should I watch it on Carl's YouTube channel?
Or should I watch it on Todd Meier's YouTube channel?
No, no, no, no, you don't understand.
You're, you're, you're,
you're sitting up, blows.
And we goof on it.
And that's why people watch it on our channel.
And not on your, that's why it has thousands
and thousands of views on our channel. And you on New York, that's why it has thousands and thousands of views on our channel.
And you can't get anyone watching your show.
Question three, when was it authored?
It was authored December 2022?
By whom was it authored?
Question four, answer.
It was authored by me.
And then question five, if portions of your work
appear in this video, what are the specific timestamps
in which this occurs?
His answer, this is my favorite.
His answer is 54 is my favorite, his answer
is 54 seconds to 29 minute or 21 minutes and 39 seconds, which is the entire video.
So what we did was, if you remember, we were watching his stand up, his new stand up
set. And we're just watching it and pausing it and commenting and transforming his content
into something actually entertaining and fun.
And Tom Myers, he said he goes, this might just end up sad.
Well, you're going to post it on the internet.
I don't tell you.
If you don't want to get it out, you got to do the old settering John and show that you have zero confidence in your material.
We'll be talking about, I got to talk about that.
Suttering John shit coming to the comments.
Carlson, March 10th, think it's our available.
20 bucks, get you in the door door 40 bucks for the meat and greet.
No, it just shakes us out of very scared. No, don't make it. It's very, very, very
easy to not do it. All right, I want to talk about, now, people
have been talking about this for the last week or two, but I thought we'd do a little
bit of a deep dive here
And actually I got a note from end capable on our patreon
Asking us to discuss this. I think it is important to the podcast community and it's also a wild story
There's this company that is now defunct called cast media cast with a K and cast media
Well, you know what I'll let Theo Vaughan
K and cast media, well, you know what, I went Theo Vaughn taken away because Theo Vaughn recently came out on his show this past weekend with Theo Vaughn and he explained the issue
that he has with this company that was representing him and a lot of other big podcasters.
We, our podcast was defrauded.
We were stolen from, we were taking advantage of a lot of ways to say it.
The company that did it is cast media and the man that did it is Colin Thompson.
And I'm going to put his picture in here.
You just say picture.
He pulled out the field bar just say picture is picture.
Exactly.
I was going to, I was going to joke that the O'vonne is not the like the voice of authority intelligence. Right. I think of like
succinct explanations. No, I don't think the O'vonne, but all right. That's the way it's
a Theo Vaughn. I got other stuff. All right. It's not all Theo Vaughn. He has firsthand
experience with it. But he does. Yes. And he's naming names. He doesn't get a fuck at this world.
And he's showing pictures.
And that did it is Colin Thompson.
And I'm going to put his picture in here.
That was a picture.
And it's, I don't know exactly how to say this.
I'm going to do my best.
We're part of a larger group of podcasts
that were stolen from, right?
We were part, in total, I've just between talking with folks, there's up to $4 million
and I know of that people were taking advantage of.
We're in the six figures I know of podcasts are in the seven figures.
Wow.
So here's this company that's reselling advertising for specific
podcasts that are part of its network under some brello cast media and
four million dollars of advertising was never paid out to the podcasters. So
he's gonna break it all down for us here. But you fuck with the wrong rat
Colin. I'll tell you that brother and and I'll just tell you guys what happened.
We had a deal with this company, right?
And it was started off good and then it started to get where we were getting less of our
payments.
And we were reading the ads.
We do the ads, you know, we read them out loud and we, and you guys support some of them
and thank you.
And then it got to be where we were getting paid less of the payment we were owed.
And they sell all the ads a year in advance
so you're kind of stuck into the year, right?
And the advertisers were paying Colin Thompson and Cass Media
and they weren't paying us.
They would pay us a little bit and they had a reason why.
Hold on.
Pop sculpture says,
for the year Carl Thorey stones
about how to pronounce words,
that's the joke.
And again, I was saying,
picture for years,
until someone tells Carl the word
of the picture and I went,
yeah, yeah.
Is that why the C is before the,
oh, okay.
That's the joke.
A lot of people pronounce it that way.
I'll say that.
Well, Theo Vaughn does.
He's doing well.
Look at him. He's professional.
He's losing millions.
He's killing it.
Okay. So apparently they were paying out.
So this has been going on for at least since 2016.
I think cast media started business and they're going on
and they're paying out money for advertising
and so things are going well. So you're like, okay, great. We got a great partnership
here and it's great until it isn't. And then all of a sudden, hey, what's going on here?
We're not getting the payments. So this is where it gets nuts because these kind of things
happen, you know, companies come into play and they over promise and they under deliver
and you have to contact them. And it sucks because sometimes you're under contract and they breach the contract and
then what do you do?
Can you get the money back?
They owe you who knows.
But this is where it gets nuts because there's podcast one, podcast one and I'm Corolla's
on podcast one.
It's a big podcast and company.
It came out of Westwood one which was a huge radio syndicator. And of course Westwood won.
Also heard of it.
Hired Opie, brilliant business decision.
Yeah, so how did I all smart there?
But whatever.
So this guy named Rob Allen and Rob Allen approaches Theo Vaughn with a solution to the fact
that this company cast media owes him what he described as six figures.
So hundreds of thousands of dollars in advertising revenue that he was never paid on.
And then they come along, Colin Thompson comes along, and he joins, there's a new company
that has a stock that's going live soon, right?
Or it's coming out or something.
This company called Podcast One or Live One, right?
They get me on a call with, I think the guy's name Rob Ellen.
Yeah, that's the guy's name Rob Ellen.
And his brother is Doug Ellen, who's like a screen writer
and I think he did.
His brother was pretty successful. But they give me on a call with this guy Rob Ellen, right?
And they tell me that if you come over to our new network,
over to this new network, podcast one, that will pay you some of what you're owed in stock, right? But the stock hasn't gone public. So they're trying to, it felt like
to me, they're trying to leverage our podcast and other podcasts to then make their stock do well.
And then if that happens, then we'll get a share of our money, right?
Like, it just, the whole thing to me felt really CD.
Yeah. That sounds exactly like a shell game.
Well, right. So basically what they're saying is,
all right, I know that this company owes you money,
but we're going to acquire them. and we're going to make this company.
So it's podcast one is the parent company and then they're starting a company called
live one that is going to go public and people can buy shares of that.
And they're trying to get all these big podcasters who have been defrauded who have lost
money on their deals with cast media, but they have their relationships.
So they're like, Hey, guys, you know, all that money that they owe you? Tell you what? frauded who have lost money on their deals with cast media, but they have their relationships
like, hey guys, you know, all that money that they owe you?
Tell you what, joining with our company, we're about to make an initial public offering
and in a couple of years' time, if the stock's worth anything, you might get some of your
money back.
That's not the way they phrase it, obviously.
That's basically what is happening here.
And is it the Simpsons or what's the bit
where the stock is just toilet paper?
Yeah, right.
You're just like pulling it out.
Yeah, you're supposed to wear stock.
Here you go.
Right, so it's just paper at this point.
It's not worth anything.
So Theo to his credit, after they, you know,
this guy Rob Owens comes in and says,
here's the offer, here's the deal,
says, okay, but why is Colin Thompson associated with this? And they're like, oh, no,
we vouch for him. He does great, great job. He's like, well, no, he doesn't know he owes me
$100,000 and he won't return my calls and, you know, all this bullshit. So these podcasts,
they're trying to get on board of this thing or just like, why would we work with you guys if
you're working with that guy? That guy's a fucking problem.
So from billboard magazine, this is an article came out last week. It says podcast one debuted.
It's long away to listing Fridays,
if there were eighth with officials from parent company, live one,
ringing the opening bell on the trading floor of the NASDAQ to celebrate what CEO Rob
Allen says is the first ever spin offoff of a minority stake in a publicly
traded company. Shares of the new Live One subsidiary Courtside Group, better known as Podcast One,
fell 45% shortly after trading opened, dropping from $8 per share to close at $4.39. So the day of the IPO in an early fall and close to 50%. I looked up the stock
price this afternoon. It was down another 50% to $2.28. This is what they're offering these
podcasters. Oh, but we'll give you the stock of this company. It's about to go public.
Like, oh, yeah, what is that worth? Oh, we less than what we predicted. Yeah. We less
than we're selling it for. Well, that's probably not good.
So there's this guy named Coffeezilla.
He's got a YouTube channel.
Millions of subs on YouTube does great journalism
and he decided, okay, I'm gonna investigate this.
So I have a couple clips of that
and then we're gonna check in on Jim Cornett,
who is defrauded Jason Ellis.
There's a long list of people.
He's a big one.
Jason Ellis is a bad guy.
Brennan job.
Well, no, that's very true.
Whitney Cummings, Sarah Silverman.
So a lot of the heavy hitters and podcasting
were affected by this.
So I just, I like the way that coffeezilla breaks this down
and exposes the scam.
What you need to know is that cast media
hadn't been paying their talent on time.
And what started as being late for maybe a month
had turned into seven, eight, nine months late on paying
until one day cast media and their CEO Colin Thompson
says, hey, we're probably gonna go into bankruptcy,
which means you get nothing, unless you take a special deal
with another podcast network called podcast one.
Now, who's podcast one?
Well, it's an even bigger network and they basically say, Hey, we'll acquire you, pay off
what you're owed.
If you sign a new deal with new terms with us, if you do, you'll get back some of the
money you're owed now, some of the money you're owed over two years and you'll also get
stock in our company.
So that's hard, right?
Okay, we know the company that we're acquiring owes you money, sign up with us and we'll
give you some of that money now and then some of it later.
But also potential to make some money with this other thing too.
It's like, fuck you, pay me.
That's a quote, Senator John.
Like, fuck you, pay me.
What do you mean?
Also, isn't there a scenario where they just declare bankruptcy and you get nothing
anyway?
Well, that's what cast media is actively doing.
Right.
Right.
So this is then dangling the, the, the, the, the idea of maybe getting something instead
of absolutely nothing.
Which there are going to be some podcasters who go, oh God, yeah, fine. I can get some of the money great. Let's do it and then other podcasters who don't need the money that bad
I could be like I don't want to work with
Cowan anymore right or anyone associated with right and then other people that want I want all the money that's owed to me
Right, so they start strong arming the creators and this is where things get a little fucking weird.
I mean, podcasters like Jim Cornet, or literally told, in the event that cast is unable to close
the podcast one asset sale, it will likely declare bankruptcy. So, take the deal or lose
everything you're out. And to make things stranger, podcast one, was paying cast media in
stock for every
podcaster that took the deal. So if you agreed and wanted the
money, you were owed, you're kind of bailing out the company
that got you into this mess. So obviously, some people didn't
like that deal. Okay. So they're using the creators to
inflate their stock that they need in order to make it more money
from the acquisition. So again, it's just benefiting cast media, all of this.
It's not really looking out for the creators who's
be partnering with in any way.
This would be like forcing Jesus to carry the cross with,
well, I guess they're not killing people.
All right, never mind.
That's a bad analogy.
Now that I think about it, because they're not torturing people
to death or anything like that.
Yes, and. I think about it because they're not torturing people to death or anything like that. Yes.
And so this guy, coffee zilla, gets the guy,
Colin Thompson and talks to him, which is great.
This guy's a great journalist.
So he lets him have his say and at first, it's just a bunch of, yeah, you know,
things were tough and we were trying to make it work.
And coffee's out to his credit. It's just like, all right, but hold on. You know these people for many times. Where the to make it work. And coffee's all out to his credit.
It's just like, all right, but hold on.
You know these people formulae nuts.
Where the fuck in money go?
Where's the goddamn money?
And so this retired tries to bring up that he's also an artist
and a creator.
And so he understands what it's like to be these podcasters.
I'm a musician originally.
And I got into this because I wanted to support shows that were bucking the trend going against the grain but unique and important to the broader dialogue
but where's the where's the 4 million I mean I mean yeah I hear you I hear you
everybody's got a grand vision but the grand vision when it you know when we get to this point
everyone wants to know where the money is not what the vision is. Yeah, but so just you know I'm a musician. What does it do with anything?
There's this four-minute art you owe these podcasters.
They're contractually obligated to pay and they didn't get it.
Yeah, I know, but man, you know, I can't put a price on hard.
Right. That's going to try to like turn it into it.
They got copies of it is here going, no, no, that's not what we're talking about.
Idiot. So then this guy talks to
Brendan Shobb and Brian Kellen of fighter in the kid and they describe what happened to them.
It was never on time. It wasn't unusual if it was like a month, a month and a half
late. And then when it goes from all right, a month late to two months late to three months
late. And then I would say, hey, where's this,
where's the deposit that goes?
Yep, they're trying to figure out, man,
he says it's easy as whatever investment come in,
you're gonna get this huge lump sum money.
So then that's, then come, then you're looking at,
you know, now you're like, you have four months,
like, it was the money.
Then you're like, you have six months, like,
okay, man, where the hell is our money?
Yes, that's a huge problem.
Of course, up till 2023,
money had slowly started coming in,
so people were letting it slide.
But as these balances built up over time,
eventually, Brendan and Brian realized
they were owed 400 grand on the fighter in the kid,
and upwards of 1.6 million across all their shows.
That's just funnier in the kid, $400,000.
But Brendan Shobbs also, you know, thick boy and golden hour.
So they were also tied in with this.
So for Brendan Shobbs shit, we're talking about $1.6 million
as being owed.
And what they were explaining there is that payment stopped
coming in over the past year or so.
But even before that, they were later and later and later.
And there's always a problem with lagging payments.
And hey, what's going on with the accounting
and there are all these issues?
Red flag.
Right, from beginning.
It's a big red flag.
I was talking to Krozy about this at a paper
at his last night, but it's tough
because when you first get into business,
they're paying out.
And then it's a month lay and then it's three months lay,
but it's a lot of money.
You're getting big checks, $50,000 at a time.
So you're like, why don't I just cut ties?
You know, they owe me all this money.
And if I cut ties now, don't even get it.
So they kind of like get you going with it.
And plus a lot of these guys,
do you think Brennan Shows and these fucking meetings
with the Countens talk about this?
No, he's hearing about it, what's the problem?
Yeah, I can't.
It's already a problem with that problem.
It's a smart and Brendan Shows.
No, I can't. It's an in-pro that's smart and Brendan. No, I understand that.
So, Colin then, so this guy goes and talks to Colin and Colin denies, he's like, no,
no, no, we weren't late with payments.
That's not true.
We just had, we ran into financial issues this past year, but before that, it was fine.
So he reaches out to this guy, Dustin Noss, who was Colin's business partner.
And he goes, oh no, the accounting was always a nightmare.
Because we ran it on Google Sheets, which is not accounting software.
We ran it on Google Sheets and the guy Collins would not even give him access to all of
the information.
So it seems to me based on that information that Collins was-
Inbezzling money.
Fucking over everyone.
People he was in business with, like business partners,
clients, all these different people, he's just kind of fucking over and not really showing
anyone what's really going on. But he's a musician. But he isn't musicians. I got to hear
this. Cut him some slag music. So now we're talking to Brian Lest and Brian Lest is a partner with Jim Cornat, they're wrestling guys and so
they were doing business as well.
Vity and I listen to this on the drive back from the drive back.
Right, right.
So Brian's talking about how he was trying to get paid and then when he wasn't getting
paid, he's like, well, I'm going to tell people about this.
I don't want other podcasters to have to deal with this company.
And this fucko colon does the stuttering general and decides a threatened legal action if he talks about it.
Everyone was worried about the accounting, but a lot of people who spoke up were
just anonymous because they were afraid of Colin suing them, which isn't
surprising because Colin warned Brian, who started talking, quote,
the ensuing damages if you were to cause this deal to unravel are within the region of
10 million to 20 million dollars, consider this a serious caution.
It would lead to decisive legal action, though basically he was threatening people and
people are scared.
So Colin's out there shutting people up, the deal was tons of money to by threatening legal. And wasn't that going to shut shutting people up that he owes tons of money to by threatening legal and wasn't that's gonna
Shut some people up hasn't shut me up obviously, but some people are gonna go I don't want to deal with that
Not in some so I'm not gonna do it
But I think that that makes some kind of a shitty person
Honestly, no totally
Apparently what happened was
Collins wanted to get the big names under cast media that was very important to him and understandable So he was doing these guaranteed minimums in wanted to get the big names under cast media. That was very important to him and understandably.
So he was doing these guaranteed minimums.
In order to get a fighter in the kid or Whitney Cummings
or these big names to go on, it can't just be like,
yeah, we'll sell ads for you.
We'll give you 80% of the revenue and we'll see what happens.
Well, well, hold on a second.
How much money am I going to be making from this?
All right, guaranteed minimums.
So in order to get these people on, he said, all right, regardless of what we sell, we'll
at least pay a 50 grand a month or whatever the number is.
It's probably different for everyone, you know?
Some guaranteed minimums are maybe $250,000 a month guaranteed, just to make sure they
start the, all right, that sounds good.
I'll sign the contract for that.
So if they're not selling the advertising and making the revenue, they self-to-pay it out, they're losing fucking money
So again, is that what caused the issue where did the money go? Well?
This business partner has an idea of maybe where some of the money went. You look at the situation
4 million missing the big question on everyone's mind. Where did the money go?
I think there's a couple places that the money has gone. One is he built a custom uphouse of ****.
He was known for going on big crazy vacations.
Uh, in, you know, he went to Hawaii multiple times in 2022 and was posting about it on his social media.
There's not, there's not a question of was there money in that sense to be able to buy landing
where a lot of celebrities go to to escape, but aside from that, the other thing that he has done is essentially make constants minimum guarantees
to new talent to try to entice them to join cast media.
So saying, I'll give you a one year guaranteed $250,000,
$500,000, whatever his own guarantee is.
Now I've heard that even as soon as February of this year, he was
offering multi-million dollar minimum guarantees.
So he's making the people sign up for annual contracts.
He's offering these big sums of money that he does not have.
And at the same time, going out vacation all the time and building a $1.7 million house
that Retrie bought it. He transferred it, the ownership into a trust owned by an LLC.
And it's literally like how you hide money before you go bankrupt,
so that doesn't get passionate to the bankruptcy.
Right, yeah.
Right, so you hide your assets.
Right, you dissolve the company and you do that.
Yeah, you dissolve the company, you keep the house.
Right, so that's a very transparent. What is up to a according to coffeezilla and many others I could be wrong about that. Collins.
So be don't sue me. That's what I meant to say. See we sound cool. Allegedly. Allegedly. That's
what's going on. So now you got Jason Ellis and Jason Ellis put out an Instagram reel recently.
And so Jason Ellis co-hosts this show called The Hawk versus Wolf,
which is the podcast of Tony Hawk. And so Jason Ellis explains what happened to him
with dealing with Colin.
First, obviously, a company called Cath Media and this guy that owns it named Colin Thompson.
And those guys did a terrible job with the Jason L show and with Hulk
versus Wolf to the point where we tried to get out of the deal and we had a one-year deal
with Hulk versus Wolf. And then when I said there was a meeting to negotiate a second year
and I was like, when is this meeting going to happen? And now we're like, yeah, we'll get
right on that. And then the next week I was like when is this meeting gonna happen and they were like yeah we'll get right on that and then the next week I was like when this meeting gonna happen they're like oh man
you missed the deadline so you have automatically resigned for Hulk versus Wolf for a second year.
So that's fucked up right there. Like oh yeah we'll talk about oh sorry you missed the date.
There's something that I always like for whatever I'm signing a contract I'll just give this free advice out to people
is you always want to see if it auto renews auto renewal is a run flag doesn't mean
it's a bad contract but it is a run flag you want to look for that and you want
to look for a cancellation clause you want to be able to get out of that contract
in a reasonable amount of time with or without cause proving Proving cause can be a pain in the ass.
So usually you wanna have something in those ass.
Either party can no one void the contract
within 30 days of written-house, whatever it is.
But the fact that it auto renews,
and Jason, I'm gonna keep playing this.
Jason Ellis admits that he's not on top of this.
Should he's hosting a show?
Yeah.
It's like when John was like,
why aren't you modding your discordant
because I'm the host of the show.
Yeah. That's what I do with discordant because I'm the host of the show. Yeah.
That's what I do with my time.
I'm six pound soft.
I'm not, I'm time for this.
And I was like, that's, that seems mean.
You know, it seems to be pushing.
But okay, I don't really care.
I don't know about podcasting.
Maybe that's what they do.
Mind you, I think I spoke to Colin one time in my entire life.
He was definitely, didn't have time for me.
I think it was more about having Tony Hawk on
and he was keeping the Jason I'll show to keep Tony.
So we went through a lot to get out of that.
At one point, he threw Slander and exec
and some other stuff at Tony.
And I was like, if it stuff at Tony and I was like
If it's at me, I might actually believe you because I'm guilty most in time
Tony I was like I know for sure he he
He does what he says he's gonna do he always does
So again threatening legal action
So dirty pool all around he owes owes him money and he's like,
are you gonna pay me?
You can't fucking talk about it at your show.
Okay.
You can count on him.
So we're begging to get out of it.
And then they don't even know who they are.
They don't even know that it wasn't two-year deal.
It was a certain amount of episodes a year.
And because we were working so hard,
we had already done the two-year deal.
And when they realized that,
instead of letting us go, they said, you're fired.
And you're terrible.
And Tony Hawk is impossible to work with.
Just stuff where it was like, you're insane.
So I just took it as, I'd rather be out than deal with it.
And then, you know, I don't face the money thing much.
It's been pretty depressing since serious left.
Every time I ask a question about money, it's bad news.
So I, I just wanted to leave that part in.
I feel bad for Jason Ellis in some way.
I love Ellis.
I know. He's like, he's like, uh, things aren't going well for me anymore.
I, this is why I don't talk to my doctor.
I just don't want to hear.
Oh, what's the good news, Doc?
Oh, good news.
Yeah.
Get the wrong place for that.
It sounds like somebody's cooking in the hell of a stir fry.
I fry dinner in the background.
You know that or someone showering with the door open.
I can't tell. It's very noisy. Cleaning the background. Or someone showering with the door open. I can't tell. It's very
noisy. Cleaning the shower. Anyway, here's a little more from this Instagram reel around,
but then I get a call from Brendan Shaw. Then I get a call from Thea Vaughn. And apparently
this Colin guy has been taking everybody's money and ran with it and declared bankruptcy
and is now starting a new company and trying to hire a bunch of us to go back.
So if you see Colin Thompson named on any podcast, just know that that's who you're dealing
with.
And if you're a podcaster and those guys are reaching out to you, just know that I don't
think I've met a bigger piece of shit.
And I've worked for Sirius.
Sirius paid me what they said they would pay me.
So yeah, that's the thing the opio he says too, he's like, Sirius and I are good.
Sirius pays out the fucking money, not this cast media company because obviously a lot
of people are complaining about this. So then I was checking out Jim Cornett with Brian last, I think Jim Cornett's
hilarious. He's very funny. I know that Vinnie likes him a lot. I think we did a podcast
review that was just like, no, he's great. It's like it's hard to shit on this. Oh, no,
that was Vince Russo. Oh, Vince Russo. Yes, you're right. Vince Russo's also got a funny, but Jim Crenuts great.
So they hate each other.
Oh, I know.
Oh, I know that.
So this is Brian Lass on his show talking about this issue.
Instead of explaining himself, instead of being honest about the situation, instead of
saying, don't advertise
the sponsors anymore because I can't pay you for any of the work you've done, let alone
any future work.
Instead of doing any of that, he concocted a bullshit deal with live one and podcast one,
where they would give him a job, even when he's proven himself to be a complete and utter yutts, they're going to give him a job and the shows that have been ripped off
that have had money stolen from them,
that have had funds misappropriated from them.
Those shows will be forced to enter a deal with this bullshit podcast company
that has the worst reputation.
Everyone in wrestling knows about this. Podcasts ones a fucking joke.
No one wants to be involved with them. And you have to, if you want to get any of your money.
And what's funny about this is this company owes you money. And in order to get it back,
you have to continue to work with them. And so everyone's just like, wait, why would I ever do that?
Like, well, how else are you going to get the fucking money? How else are you gonna get?
So this guy, Rob Allen, the CEO of this company, did an interview with the podcast business
journal.
This is a journal that I've worked with out a few times.
They featured me.
I was actually interviewed for a seminar they did.
So I know some people over there.
So the podcast business journal is talking to this new CEO, Rob Allen, about this new company
that they're starting and this new offshoot, a podcast, a wand, whatever it is.
And so these guys are reading it and they're reading through this interview and calling
out some of the bullshit.
But this is such an early stage for this industry.
And Colin is a wonderful guy.
He's super talented, but he got himself caught
up in a rough situation. They're reading Rob's comments in this interview right now.
Okay. Where the banks pulled out venture capital pulled out. And there was no money left
for these small companies. And unless you sold the Spotify or Apple, all those companies
they bought were losing their
shirt too.
How come everybody was losing money but us?
The only time we lost money was when Colin took off with it.
Yeah, let's stop right there.
Colin's in a bad situation.
The banks and the venture capital pulled out.
What did they do in examiners books?
Right.
Exactly.
It's just like, well, what did he do wrong in this?
He didn't do anything wrong in this.
It just, everything happened to him in business.
That's how business works usually.
Okay.
So this is the last cup I have on here.
And it's just funny because they're really calling Rob out on this one.
And that question you were asking is of a gentleman named Rob Ellen E L L I N who claims
to be the CEO.
You can't take any of these people at the word claims to be the CEO of live one.
That's right.
And once again, he's a MOOC.
Let's go back to him here.
We've spoken to every podcaster.
We've offered really fair deals, equity and our IPO to help them.
They have got to decide for themselves whether or not they want to go to another platform.
No other platform is going to pay them for the past.
They're only going to work with them in the future.
No, we know that Rob.
You're holding our money hostage.
We get that.
Well, no, no, no, no, we're working with Colin to hold our money hostage.
We completely understand.
We expect that if Joe down the street owes us money and won't pay us that we could go
to Bill, Cross Town, and he'll pay it.
No, we don't think that.
We don't think another platform is going to pay the money that we erode from this other
guy.
We thought he should have done it.
That's right.
Rob, we think you're a mook.
If YouTube would allow me to call you a c**t.
All right. So Rob is trying to say,
like, hey, isn't this great?
Where are you gonna try to pay back the money
that's owed to them?
It's just like, no, pay us the f**k in money.
I gotta go to business to get the money that's owed to me.
Well, how else are you gonna get the money?
I don't know.
Yeah.
If you owe it, I don't know what to tell you.
Can I borrow some money, please?
Yeah. This is an airplane game.
Their reputation as a company is in the dog shit now because they kept calling on board.
And so what's right?
That's why I was just like, why would they do this when everybody is going to know that
they can't be trusted?
Nobody's going to want to do business with them anymore.
But they're giving Kyle on a cushy job at this new company.
And his job is to get all these connections he once had
back in the fold so they can go out and say,
we represent Whitney Cummings and whoever.
And so all of these people think God are going,
no fuck that guy.
Like I's kryptonite now.
But I don't think it's gonna start coming out.
I mean, I think these guys were talking about it Jim Cronuts funny
You guys been talking about it for a little while, but the fact of the O'von just went public with it and
Obviously Jason Ellis some of these guys. I think that's kind of new because now they're just like wait
You're gonna try the advantage of other podcasters. Well then fuck that. I'm telling everyone not to work with you
And I'm glad that they're doing that. Yeah, definitely that I think that is
Awesome, all right, they got fucked over. It is too bad. They don't really see anything they can do about it though
I've never once felt bad for bread and shop in my life
No, I don't feel bad for bread. I'll I do it's $1.6 million that he deserves like the cup
Here's the thing
Those companies that were paying for advertising
paid cast media the money for advertising.
Right.
That's not, no one's saying that they are owed money
by the advertisers.
That money has been imbezzled and it's gone.
Correct.
That money is now in Hawaii, and in Wyoming,
and in New Rome.
Well, this is how it goes.
That should be under arrest is what should happen.
He's basically a birdie made off.
Right.
And this whole thing with, you know,
a lot of what we're stakes obviously.
We're not talking about billions of dollars,
but four million in the podcasting business.
That's nothing.
It's significant fucking money
that this guy was just spending and making bad deals.
So I don't know what,
honestly, anyone could do about it.
He's shrewd with your money.
As all you could do is, hey, the check didn't come in.
Wow. We're not reading your ads until that money comes in.
Yeah, I mean, you could.
That's a tough stance to take.
But this is why you have to.
Well, it's funny because one of the other things I was watching
and reading up on when they were talking about this
is just like a lot of this, the reason why cast media
got popular
is because of word of mouth,
you get all these comedians who all hang out
in these different circles, and they're like, yeah, man,
I joined with cast media last year.
They paid out $500,000 already,
and then Sarah Silverman's like, oh, wow, really?
And then Brennan's like, oh, what?
Okay, you heard Jason Ellis say,
yeah, Brennan's shop told me to work with these guys
and they said it was great. So you keep things going good for a little
while then you start fucking up. And the more you're in bed with
the company, the harder it is to cut ties with them because
they owe you a money. You want to be able to see that money
someday. So it's harder. It's easier. Something done, I
guess. It's a bad relationship.
Financial, you know, people get involved with those
emotionally or and financially. But I just wanted to jump on the
Fuck Colin Thompson bandwagon said I want to see him rip off more podcasts with people actually create calling what I don't care
How good a musician he is in Thompson Thompson. Yeah, FCT
Coined it
We'll get shirts made
Speaking of hypocrites! Oh Gakia fucking stuttering John is doing this new thing. He went on
Jake Hudson's show this morning
Congratulations with my buddy OJ. We're hanging out with OJ and Detroit. Nice guy. Very good guy
And so they're hanging out on there and
That surely gets the link
So she'll he comes on and just like, oh, leave,
I'm going to leave. And then Bob, leave me, try to get on and John's whole thing is that
he can't talk to me, shooly or Bob. And it's because we talked about his kids that crossed
the line so he can never talk to us again. And he does this thing. He's he bullies people
like, oh, Jay, oh, Jay, come on, man, you got to be better than this. Where he's just
like, I mean, you understand, right? He talked about my kids. So I can never talk to them again.
All right, this is why that's retarded.
John can't talk to, oh, to Shule.
I don't know many kids.
No, no, he can't, or Anthony.
I can't talk to him.
Because we talked about his kids.
And I mean, just the dumbest way possible.
I just, I mean, to joke to this kid sound like losers.
That was the joke.
I know. So, hold on, no, John will that his kids sound like losers. That was the joke.
I know.
Hold on, no, John O'Camy and that's if I don't say this correctly.
I also said that his other daughter who was featured in the college newspaper
who said that she was home insecure.
Well, home was also food insecure.
Yeah, right.
Almost homeless and food insecure.
And I said people were saying it looks like like Baba Booey might be the father,
which is a pretty good joke.
Compared to the things that John says about my appearance,
I don't think that's out of line.
This is an adult woman we're talking about
who is featured in a newspaper article online.
It's, you know, John likes to say
they were talking about his kids.
Well, they're not children.
They might be your offspring,
but they're not children, they're adults.
And so that stories out the window right there.
But also, John likes to say that that's crossing the line and now we just, he can't deal
with us at all.
Except for the fact that John was complaining about me calling his kids losers years ago when
I first said his kids sound like losers.
That was the first time we did the first couple chapters of easy for you to say at
our Patreon. And John trying to get our Patreon shut down for that reason. And then he wanted to
be my buddy. Can we all remember a time it wasn't less than a month ago that John wanted to be my
buddy and hang out with me. And now he's pretending that I crossed this line that is a bridge too far
and nothing ever happened. He's like, no, no, you're just using this as an excuse
You just don't want to deal with us because you're dumber than us obviously you have no excuse for your behavior
John's trying to pull this new thing now. I think I think Kevin Brennan might have planted this seed of this like he can
sue us for or get us arrested for cyber bullying or some shit because he has a disability
Because he's a stutterer.
What?
I swear to God.
Some people might have that's the only reason you got anywhere in life.
Kevin knows it is.
It is.
It is the only reason I pointed this out to John.
He was hired site unseen.
I'm a Howard Stern show is an intern because he had a stutter.
That's not a disability. That's not a disability.
It's not a disability.
So he's had all this time to cool off about the kids thing
and I saw him online saying,
you Carl shouldn't come to comedy the Carlson
because he doesn't know what's gonna happen.
I have that clip.
Yeah.
Let's get into it.
I have a couple of clips from the sub right from dadless anonymous
That I do want to play on here
Just so we can kind of address it. It's nothing crazy, but it's just Johnny being Johnny, you know, you know how he is
He gets a little nuts sometimes. Then he has a good heart. I don't know about that
Now he's great. No, but he should get his heart checked
I don't know about that. No, it's great.
No, but he's got his heart checked.
Okay, good vibes.
Vity has a pig heart.
In large terms.
All right.
So let me just do the, the setup.
I think John will explain this, but I was watching the BS show this morning and their
whole thing was John's going to be in Rochester, March 10th Sunday night coming at the Carlson
and evening with Southern John.
You can go to the camera coming to Carlson's website.
You can get tickets.
I think Stuttering John live dot com will redirect you.
You can get tickets for $20 in mission.
Very affordable.
$40 for the meet and greet.
And let me just say this for the people from Detroit.
Yet to my both.
Jesus.
I don't know.
Talk about that later.
So very affordable.
So Shoei's whole thing on the show with Bob and Mike and the other guy is, all right,
what's do Uncle Rico or BS show or whatever it is comedy podcasty, whatever.
Let's do it that weekend at the coming of the car.
I'll send, we'll go in there.
We'll do shows Friday and Saturday or Saturday and you know, even John's not
going to let us be there. Well, we'll be there. We'll do our own thing while he's in town.
So this is what John's going to address here. Vinnie has a good heart. Carl does not. calls a scumbag. So I told Vinny, I text him today, I said Vinny, I got something in my
rider. I didn't say it like that. I said, was it would be best if you tell Carl or if you do not let Carl into the venue.
Could news, John? I don't want to go.
I said because I don't know what I would do.
And I'm being serious. I said listen.
You don't know what you're doing.
I attacked my family. Oh, I attacked his family. I thought I made jokes on the
internet, but now I've attacked his family somehow. It's those walrus tusks. Yeah. Well,
you know, if you get the way.
Okay. Not once, not twice, but three times.
Okay.
I bet it's family three times.
So the first two times, you're just like,
all right, that's cool.
But whoa, three times.
Three strikes.
Goddammit.
If I were to run into him,
it would, it could turn ugly fast.
Well, yeah.
I said, it could not say, it'd be pretty ugly.
For Carl's safety.
Oh, for my safety.
To not come.
He cares.
Now, that sounds a lot like a threat of violence.
It sure does.
For my safety, I shouldn't go to this place
that he's going to be at.
Is it booby trapped?
Is it like Indiana Jones? It'll be a
bolder chasing after me. I have to sprint out of the door to get out of. What does he mean by that?
Well, John is dumb as he is. Does real highs that what he just said is probably not a good move.
So he does try to correct himself here. That's all. That's not threatening him with anything.
No, I'm just saying. Yeah,
what are you saying? You know, maybe I just yell at him. Maybe he drinks too much. Maybe
he drinks a drive home. It gets in the car right now. A lot of bad things that I like that
he goes, maybe I yell at him. Judd, I've literally sited up for that the past we've done two shows together reality each other maybe I said are strongly worded
Who knows who knows I'm just saying
You know, I I don't think it would be a good idea
So you'd be uncomfortable is what you say yeah, you don't like me for all involved for all involved. Oh everyone
So it's for you and again, I'm not saying it would be
Something of me doing anything as violent. Oh, you're not it would not be pretty. Okay
Well, I certainly am not gonna just say hi
No, no one wants that not at all probably high five. I'd imagine
Would not be if it was him, Pocky, fucking leave me or do spare anyone of them. Oh, shit. It would not be pretty. I think Anthony
already bought tickets for this fuck off town. If I see him, I will be missed.
I will be missed. That's all I'm saying.
That's all I'm saying.
What did you say right there, John?
Can anyone translate this for me?
Because it sounded like he was going to be violent towards me,
but he's not.
I'll boil it all down.
Please.
He'd rather you weren't there.
Yeah, that's what I'm trying to tell you.
I'd rather not see the guy.
He's afraid of the four of you.
There's nothing he can do.
Majestic Rick Seven is the one he posted that to the sub right
at there. Always very generous with this time.
All right. So he doesn't want any of us to be at this
show, obviously. So this is I think from today's show, I think
someone posted this right away from John
talking about his reaction to what Julie was saying.
We are already selling very briskly.
And I'm very happy to announce that.
Vinnie gave me the numbers already.
They're selling briskly for his show.
All right, well, that's good.
I mean, it is March in Rochester.
So I would imagine it'll be a bit brisk.
So like faster than John can go through an 18 pack. Wow.
Oh, well, well, well, well, well, well.
Ladies and gentlemen, we are already selling very briskly.
And I'm very happy to announce that.
Vinny gave me the numbers already. And I'm already, I'm already in a black by a lot.
Double digits. He's already in the black by a lot.
Double digits. He's already in the black.
The black guy.
By a lot.
He's already in the black by a lot.
Double digits.
He's already in the black.
The black guy.
By a lot.
You haven't gone through it to show yet, John.
Well, first off, what are his expenses?
He's talking about how it's already profitable.
What are the expenses he's talking about?
I know the company could put you up.
I know that for a fact. He's driving. I believe he's talking about? I know the company could put you up. I know that for a fact he's driving
I believe he's driving he's flying
Also does this include all the money you got from your substitute teaching job
Remember when he said he made 20,000 bucks something
They're just like well way how's that possible me $20,000 a month he goes all right
Well, I'm also factoring and teaching.
And it's also a month and a half.
But yeah, I'm like, I gamble while I teach.
So yeah, I know, he's so full of shit.
And also, here's just a quick note
to Senator Jad if you're watching.
I have access to the numbers.
So when you say shit like this,
I know the real truth, which tells me
how much you're lying all the fucking time, which
is all the time, all the time.
Get your tickets now because it's gonna be fun.
It'll be fun.
Get your tickets now because it's gonna be fun.
I don't like to lie.
Some stand up, some just me on a stool, telling stories, and a Q&A with cart of electric. It's good. What about a stool? Yeah. I don't like that.
Be an event to remember. And the great vote.
Someone's got to remember it for me. Fill me on the details.
And the great thing is at the meet and greet,'re hanging bros we're drinking this we're smoking
a funny cigarettes we're partying scale oh yeah baby would you ever put your lips and
something John put his lips as much as I hate to be in the armpit of fucking New York this
is where he really started selling it for the out of town. The out of town audience right here.
He never knows when not the big time.
Yeah. I think I heard this on the BS show this morning.
They're just like make fun of Rochester after the show.
Yes.
Or during the show.
During right now before the show not leading up to it.
We have a waterfall in the middle of our city.
Did you?
What the fuck are you tired?
Rock chest up.
I will beat it and hang with shoes. And you know what?
I'm probably going to land on that Friday night or a Friday. Um, no, on Saturday.
So on Saturday is flying. Yes.
So on Saturday is flying. Yes, I think my buddy hitman Dan's gonna drive up and
And he's gonna drive me home
After the show started getting favors from his friends. That's great after we kill Carl Yeah, so can I get hit man Dan's autograph?
I don't care about something. Yeah, it's about this hit man dad. Dan are gonna have like a cane fight
you're gonna have like a chain fight. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Jesus Christ, the man who invented the meetup. And I like alcohol. Even I can't get behind this.
I'm just like, Jesus, John, you look like such a drunk
slob.
What do you do that?
Is that what you do when you go to the pub?
Ah!
So weird.
This meet and greet, or not meet and greet Greek the meat up Saturday night thing.
I'm at the show for.
I don't want to fuck up his show.
I'm not going to be a part of that, but it means going to put it out there where he's
going to be.
And it's in my hometown.
I mean, it sure looks like there's going to be a lot of beer swinging.
Yeah, right.
I do enjoy that.
So I might have to go to that.
I do want to point out and neither here nor there.
I'm not going to be a part of of this show in any way. But I am planning a winter show for WTP
live and it will probably be in Tampa or somewhere nice. I'm not going to ask anyone to come to
Rochester, tomatoes in the winter time. No, that's not Tampa. I know. All right. So all right. Now we're going to get to
this whole thing where Shoei is talking about doing a competing show in Rochester and John's
reaction to that. Is another nefarious thing. What the do's player is doing right now, ladies and
gentlemen, is starting with Vinnie Paulina. Vinnie Paulina booked me at Comby at the Carlson
in Rochester. What does Duce Payer do?
He does his show and says that he's gonna try and get a show in the next room
because they have two rooms. Vinnie
being the nice normal person
calls the do's payah and says,
Shule,
why are you doing this?
This is a night for John and I.
It's my club.
It's romantic.
John's doing nice enough to do a one-man show.
Nice and hot.
Why are you trying to make, why are you trying to disrupt this?
And the dues pay would not back down.
And he kept going.
And Vinnie was like, you know what John, I'm pissed.
This guy is unbelievable.
Unfucking believable.
So I'm telling you right now, I'm doing
spare. It's you know, if you want to put yourself out there, if you want to put
yourself a room away from me, have had it. I'll just tell you right now it's a bad
mistake on your part. And I'll be back that.
All right, everybody, you have a great day.
He's a master.
I real quick, that pickwick pub posted that one on the sub right now.
I should probably give credit to the last one that we played too.
Before I forget pickwick pub again.
Yes.
Always a good contributor.
I don't know what John is worried about because
always a good contributor. I don't know what Jon was worried about
because Vinny organized DoubleCon,
which was, there's no debate, it was a wild success.
Yeah, it was great.
Shuly put on Potsdown, arguably a debacle, right?
So if Vinny is running Jon's event
and Shuly is trying to do his own thing,
I don't think he have anything to worry about, Jon. Well, also, I'll just tell you right now, the club's not going to
have Shule do a thing. Yeah, I know. I know. And they were talking about on the Shule show,
this one, I'm like, yeah, we'll get car roll, we'll do a throw weekend at the comedy
comic. I'm not playing that game. But John, it was fucking night. Let him do his thing.
I'm not going to be there. You guys can go if you want. I'll just tell you, if you're
planning on traveling in the winter time to go see a show
Come to whtp life. It's gonna be way better than and evening with stuttering John
We actually put as you put work into my show. Yeah, yeah, we make financial choices about which trip you're gonna be able to make
Yeah, go to the show and actually put some show ask anyone to the Detroit show
We put on a fucking hell of a show was a blast and
It's something that John could never even capri hand out a pull off. Yeah, he has no clue how to put on an entertaining life
What are you talking about? It's gonna be sitting at a stool. He's gonna have a stool. Cardiffs there with Q&A
This guy fucking lies about everything. What kind of Q&A? Oh, hey John do you how much money do you have in the bank?
Million sucks question What kind of Q&A? Hey, oh, hey, John, do you, um, how much money do you have in the bank? Millions bucks question.
Yeah.
Not as much.
How many beers have you had tonight already?
Two.
Hahaha.
It's fucking like, dude, come on.
So the last thing I wanted to play for you guys is, and I was going to talk about it
and I happen to see this show up in the sub-red.
So I thought I would, I would play this, but he's challenging blind Mike to an IQ test.
John is stuttering John is challenging my buddy Mike Geary.
He's mad at my Gary now.
Why?
Because Mike is buddies with Richard O'Jet and now they used to goof on the army major
right.
And then they had Richard on the show and they had a great time together and they're
kind of buddies now.
And so John's whole thing is like, you can't be friends.
That's my friend first.
You know, he's one of those assholes.
And he was my friend before it was your friend.
So I was actually, I just watched for a second today.
Richard O'Jetta on there.
And he's just like, I don't know why you're talking to blind Mike and Richard's just like,
Hey man, I think we can all get a lot.
Yeah.
That's kind of how people should think.
Mike's a great talented guy.
He wants to proud.
He's also very much smarter than John Melendez, but he has challenged him to an IQ test.
John does two things.
He either challenges you to a fight, a boxing match.
Now, now, blind Mike be blind.
I guess that would be, you know, perceived as inappropriate.
So John decided to change it.
John has a stutter. So I cue test. It's the same thing.
Cripple.
Can I be the wrap with my club footed, a fishy, the undercard for a night with stuttering
John.
Okay. So this is, and I love that someone posted this.
This is from Barnes and Nubes in the subreddit.
Mushmouth can't even keep his own lies in order.
This is John talking about his IQ and where he's at
because the number he's throwing out there now is so
fucking insane.
People are just like, well, you know that can't be true, right?
But he doubles down.
True story.
I looked at Einstein's heel,
let's look it up.
Einstein's IQ, right?
Einstein's IQ, I have a 165.
So let's see what this says.
He has a 165.
What we say now?
Man just certification team, thanks for the two bucks. Stephen Hawkins IQ is 160
Yeah, I claim to be 160 not one not 165. Let's try
All right guys, so um, so John said 165
Stephen Hawking is 160. He's like, yeah me too, which also was in incredible eye
But the fact that he's like, oh, no, he's also was incredible. I, but the fact that he's like,
oh, nice trying guys trying to catch me in a lie. I said 160. Now he said 165. But, and I got
to get this audio because years ago when he was on with Roy's talking, Brian, he said, 136,
which even that is ridiculous. But the fact they were with 136 to 165 to 160, you're not smart
enough to pull this off, John.
You don't get a call.
It's like the stock market.
Right.
So I don't know, maybe he's smart than all of us,
but all I know is that HacRide message mean he goes,
we have to, have to get this IQ test happening
in Rochester when he comes up on March 10th.
So if I can be a part of that, if I can get Mike Geary in town to, uh,
to make something like that happen, I will.
The problem is this is the big problem.
John's bet was I'll put up $10,000.
Buying Mike and put up 1000 winner takes off.
So for whatever reason, John is so confident. He's smarter than Mike Geary.
Then he's willing to bet 10 to one. You know, to make those the terms, you could have just set a
thousand dollar back. Yeah. Yeah. Like that was a really nothing to do. But it also proves to me,
he's never going to go through with us. This is not a realistic thing because in order to do
something like that, we did get a third party to collect the money first.
You know what I mean?
You can't just have a thing and be like,
all right, Johnny, we $10,000.
Good luck with that.
Good luck with that.
Yeah, honestly, he's fucking cast media all over again.
He's fucking comment tops.
I'm like, no, bye.
I'm gonna go try and catch me.
You're right.
So, anyway, that whole fucking,
that whole idea that he's challenging people to IQ test,
can we, okay, here's an idea for coming at the Carlson
and Vinnie if you're listening.
I actually asked if Vinnie the colony's busy right now.
But if you're listening,
rather than the Q&A or story time,
John says he's gonna tell stories he never told before.
Yeah.
What the, the ride over the club?
Like how else would he have a new story to that?
It's just happened to me yesterday.
Right, that's the only way it could be a new story.
But he says he has stories he never told about
that was during show.
And there's no fucking way.
Unless you're making new things up.
How about this?
We make John take an IQ test and we reveal the number
live on stage.
That I would end up, that would sell out the room.
People are flying in from Germany.
We have fucking people coming up from the Caribbean
addicted to profits is there. Mr. and Mrs. Kill everything, and I met Detroit, by the way. Speaking of Detroit,
look who's hanging out with us today, everybody. This is a rare treat. Usually there's a potato
lurking in the green room, not a toki. Whoa! Hello everybody! What's happening?
I'm still getting the smell of Shorma out of my fur.
Why do you keep having these things in third world countries like Detroit in Rochester?
You know, I heard you guys bitching about Detroit.
We were in Ferdell.
We hung out in Royal Oak the night before.
These are beautiful areas of the country.
You have to agree with me.
Oh sure.
You were in the beautiful white areas while you stuck us in the
Arab black whatever areas. Hold on. Hold on. This is not Tuky Soup. I am not going to sit here and
still buy with your races of Tuky. This is not a control. So you're in a super chat. You were in the
sky box of the baseball stadium downtown like I was. What? No. I thought Detroit was beautiful.
Yeah, we were living up in the sky box.
Oh, Tookie cannot read all those signs.
They look like the toilet bowl after you shave your pubes.
I cannot read that language.
What are they saying?
How's it going together?
There's still a red ball on the side of the road
with a fuse in it.
Very.
Yeah, Tookie.
We know what to read about. Together with thatusing it. Yeah, Tiki.
Together's the other day.
He's like, is that language written in pubic air?
It's pretty good joke.
Pretty good joke, Tiki.
All right, got it from the opster.
High down.
I tied out that.
Maybe hear it Anthony say it or Jim.
Oh, possibly.
It's all I can figure.
Anyway, Tiki, I got to hang out with you.
Obviously I fisted you.
I don't know if you want to talk about that.
Very intimate moment that we had together.
Photographic evidence of that.
Oh, Cardiff is here and saying,
Tookie sucks, and we Cardiff, oh, Cardiff is here.
I was like, you have the link, there he is.
It's up Cardiff.
First, let me say that blind Mike
is now also banned from Rochester.
Mark Shesner. Mark. So your eyes.
Howard did he already say these not allowed to come to the show?
I'm making the call.
Okay.
No, your eyes coward.
Blind Mike.
Thank you.
I was about to give it to the novel verse.
Blind Mike.
He does a pretty good give back.
People are people are buying it, which is funny.
So, guys, Detroit, we had a blast,
we had a very good time hanging out.
I'm glad you guys both made it.
Any highlights?
How about you, Tuky?
What was the highlight for you, buddy?
Oh, the highlight was when all the new ports
at the bar we were at were cheering on for Tuky, Tuky, Tuky.
Black people love two
gay. Okay. We met for this. That was very exciting for you. Although you don't like those
people. What'd you like when they have your back? I like them when they are friendly to
me. Yes. But otherwise, no, I can do without them. What if I go to the Italian and I'll
cheer you on and rate a veto? Oh, God, Have you ever hung out with Ray DeVito for a weekend?
Yeah, I just did insane. No, but I mean more than like for an hour. No, no, no, definitely not
Oh, no one. I want to talk about that because Ray DeVito goes on Kevin Brennan show Saturday night
and
So I wanted to see I was excited to see what Ray would say about our live show
Because Kevin gets very jealous because very jealous when other people are successful at
entertaining people and
Ray DeVio goes and he goes, oh, it was great. It was great. It was oversold. Oh, his people are there this big show
So then Kevin asked specific questions. Do they do a Sudaring John segment?
Do they talk about Chad Zumaq was Was Carl doing the fuck Kevin Brennan chat? Ray had no answers. Ray's just like,
I don't know, I was in the green room the whole time. Ray's just back there drinking
our beer eating our pizza. Yeah. Not for just making the show at all. Doesn't know anything
about the fuck it's showing. I'm like, I'm glad Ray was there. I'm glad that he's
able to tell Kevin about this, but he do nothing about the show. It's review is it was great.
Yeah. We have for you, I'm sure it was fantastic.
Why was Ray there?
I don't even know why he was there.
Because he sent me a note and said I'm going to be there.
Yeah.
Because you're going to compete.
At one point, he was going to do a competing show.
He thought everyone was going to come to his show after your show or something.
Remember that?
No.
I don't remember that.
That sounds great.
Because I remember El Herbley walking around with
Ray DeVito asking people if anyone knew who he was and I didn't see one person who could
come up with what his name was. So Ray is still justifying that. He's like,
Hey, well, I learned that if you go into a podcast show, they're not necessarily there to see
you and they won't know who you are. So they shouldn't have known who I was.
Well, excuse me, he used in Potstown too.
We all used that.
Right, when everyone was there to see Perry Caravello,
as he kept her all saying,
well, I think Ray was saying there was all Drew and Mike fans
or something, right?
He was trying to justify it with that.
Yes, he was saying that to her.
They're all Drew and Mike fans, they don't know who I am,
but I'm funny, yeah, I'm funny, right?
Am I funny?
I think I'm funny, I'm funny, yeah, I'm funny. Can you recreate the conversation I was having with Ray DeVito after the show when we were hanging out at Dannings?
I'm gonna see if you can go back and forth to the two impressions that you do.
Oh, put you on the spot now. What was that conversation like? Oh, I'm just making up. It doesn't matter. Yeah. Can be me scolded him for sucking out the show. It can be anything.
I want to say one of the four things Ray would normally say.
Yeah, there you go.
I'm funny. Yeah, I'm funny. Yeah, I'm funny.
Ray or, uh, I can't do it.
I'm sorry. That was a tough task. Just now I understand.
It was hard. It was hard.
Tukki is not good at his personations.
Tukki, I will say that.
It's amazing.
I bought some souvenirs for my wife.
I got home from Detroit.
I walked in like a hero and I said, here I got you this while I was in Detroit.
She opened it up to zero fanfare and then I pulled out of my bag, the Tukki sticker and
I said, I also got you this.
And she was like, oh my god, I love it.
She was so excited to get a two key sticker.
Yeah, that was probably the highlight
to see how many people were actually wearing
two key shirts and wanted to see two key.
That was fantastic.
It was two.
Hold on.
No one knew who you were.
I saw someone wearing a card of shirt.
I mean, it was Cardiff.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's still.
I saw someone wearing a card of mask.
Yeah.
There was one there. I did give Joe six pack a card of mask. There was one there.
I did give Joe six pack a card of subreddit surfing guitar pick.
And he was like, what the hell am I going to do with those?
Exactly.
I took it back.
I was like, fuck you.
Oh, look at Cardiff.
He's throwing a little fucking temper tantrum over here.
Come on, buddy.
I love the guitar pick.
We love to have a new and Detroit.
What was your takeaway from Detroit, Cardiff?
Well, my takeaway are my favorite part.
Yes.
My, okay.
Well, my favorite part was watching you spazot
about not having pizza right before you had to go on stage.
And then the pizza showed up as soon as you walked on stage.
We were all backstage thinking how we're gonna hide this pizza
or get rid of this pizza before Carl gets back here.
We were gonna come out on stage with the pizza and eating.
All right. That would be good.
Cardiff, I was hungry too.
Yeah. Jesus.
When we tell Carl was crying.
Yeah. I know.
Let me tell my quick story about this.
The Magic Bank is awesome.
They're so great to us there.
And all people in Detroit are awesome.
I remember coming to the show.
What's fantastic with that.
That's a ferndale or great.
Yeah, ferndale, right?
Yes, ferndale.
Good point.
Justifying that is not Detroit.
With that said, we get to the meet and greet.
And before the meet and greet,
I tell the guy who's running the show from the club,
I go, listen, I haven't eaten any food today.
Can you please have pizza in the green room by 750 PM?
Because that's when the meat and green ends.
And I'm gonna wanna eat pizza
and then the show starts at 8.30.
Can you do that and he goes, yeah, of course.
What do you want?
Oh, I would get this, this, this, this, all right, great,
no problem.
So he says, yes, all good.
Then the meat and green starts.
And at first, it's great. We're talking to people to people we're taking photos people are getting their posters posters fucking Troy Smith killed it
The posters fantastic. It's fucking awesome
Tuky said he didn't get one. I can mail one to you if he didn't oh fantastic
So then the mean greet turns into no one knew how to buy tickets for the show and guess whose problem that is my problem
I don't know why that's my problem, but it was.
So I was talking to, and people were very nice about it.
Trust me, but it got to the point
where every conversation I had for the last 20 minutes
of the meet and greet was, I didn't realize I've only bought
tickets to the VIP and they're saying
that they're gonna kick us out after the VIP
and then we gotta come back,
oh that was nothing that rated and understanding
we was talking to Kevin.
And then they're gonna, they gotta make us leave then we got to come back in
We got to take us to the show or to get back in on my cat and I said that very clearly on the website
No, it didn't like no, no, I saw the website. It definitely did
So I was going on and trying to get as many people into the show as I could because I felt bad because they pay for the meet and greet
Then they couldn't come to the show and it seemed ridiculous
That's why I say we oversold the place is that I'm putting all these people on the guest list Which don't expect that to happen again. I'm not advertising this for future shows just by the meet green Carl
Look, yeah, no, not the case. So I was very frustrated and annoyed
I remember walking me to the green and I'm like I haven't been more fucking doing it with a meet green my entire bucket life
And then where's the pizza? There's a fucking pizza. So then the guy shows up. We was running the show and I go oh
Hey, man man good to see
so You remember I ordered pizza right he goes oh, yeah, no, it's common. I go okay cool
20 minutes goes by
Which one of their pizza is that pizza still coming to oh, yeah, yeah, that pizza is so common so then we're supposed to start at 8.30
It's 8.35. I go guys. Let's just we gotta start this fucking show. I can't did you order pizza from cast media
Yeah, we got the bill, but not the pizza. So apparently the pizza did come and people who were not
associated with the show in any single way,
we're back there eating it.
They're fucking dying.
Oh God.
At one point I walked backstage and I saw these people
that had no business being back there.
Yeah.
And I went over to the pizza boxes to like make sure there was
at least one left.
And I'm just, if there's no pizza in here,
it's gonna be a problem.
The order of ton of pizza.
That wasn't the problem.
It wasn't the amount of pizza.
The problem was that you and I were on stage
for the entire show.
Yes, we never got a slice of pizza.
We never did.
You probably look thin and great.
All right.
Silver line.
He's still got to talk to you.
Tookie still got the jokes.
All right, anything else you guys want to talk about?
Any takeaways from the show or anything in Detroit?
I mean, Cardiff and I hung out at the tailgate the next day for the Michigan game.
I had a lot of fun.
Great, Drew Lane.
That was fantastic.
You have fun too.
Drew is amazing.
I'm not invited.
Cardiff, I got to go to the Michigan game, 100,000 people,
and I'm sitting between 109,000 people.
Yeah, and they're all in a row.
Yeah.
And I'm between Cardiff and Vinnie.
I felt like a titty getting a mammogram.
It was like, I'm like, I'm the sandwiched
between these two guys.
Back it back on. Come guys. That's pretty good.
That was a good visualization.
I was a great show.
I look forward to the next live show in Baltimore.
Congratulations, Kyle.
All right.
Well, just find the world's dangerous city in Gary, Indiana.
Just go to those.
Remember, no, a fact did that thing where they just toured in Asia and South America,
like the most dangerous places.
And just take a show.
This has made it real.
We will not be doing that much as I like no effects.
It's a bad.
Maybe you could combine your creep off consequence and your next live show in Gary, Indiana.
Now you're making some good points there.
Right.
And we'll just give out tickets for free to anyone who's just walking by or happens to be without a home that day. Oh, we missed an opportunity to drive
to Gary Indiana. We carl. We should have done that this weekend. Yeah, I know I was
thinking about doing that, but then I was busy going to the baseball game and the
football game and my show. So toki have a lot of time. Hang up the Arabs. Well, you
also had a lot of free time to echo
in your hotel room.
So there was that.
Yes, there was a lot of work.
None of your free time was spent troubles
shooting your audio.
No shit.
For 15 or 4%.
Yeah, clearly.
I hope we stop too.
I talked to them before.
I'm like, yeah, maybe I'll swing by.
And then I woke up at like 10, 30.
I was like, oh, I should start. I need to start a while. Oh, yeah. Oh, thank you's not too. I taught you that before. I'm like, yeah, maybe I'll swing by it. Then I woke up at like 10, 30. I was like, oh, I should start.
I need to not come.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, thank you for not coming.
I'm glad I didn't come either because you were sitting next to Aerie Jane and Ray DeVito
and you could cut the sexual tension with a sponge.
Oh, yes.
And it was revealed that Ray did have a blue chew on him all weekend. And we don't know if he took that
recreationally with his booze, tried to get a nice buzz going, get some extra alcohol blood to his
dick. But yeah, we have 100% confirmed if he did use that blue chew, it went to waste.
Just just Ray angrily jerking off in his hotel bathroom with a
Bluetooth boner. That's great. I'm funny. I'm funny. Funny. This is so funny though,
but I'm funny. I want to say in Ray DeVito's defense, I feel like I need to be the
one of the fed right now. I don't think you're doing anything angerle. I
buddy has a lot of fun with jerking up.
I'm pretty, turns into a game or something.
He's like surprised every time.
Whoa.
Cardiff and I had picked up these two hot chicks,
groupies, if you will, after the show.
I saw that.
And they were kind of concerned because Ray took
Erie Jane away back to the hotel.
And then we were aggressively.
Aggressively.
I was wondering if you guys want to tell this story or not.
I wasn't going to say that.
Of course we do.
Go ahead.
Maybe that's as far as we'll go.
No, of course not.
Well, the hot chicks are worried.
They're like, oh, no, we have to go protect every Jane.
And we're like, protect her from what?
Ray DeVito's limp little dick.
He's not doing anything with it.
Then we're like, what if Ray is a sex machine? And he's just like plowing her against the wall.
Yeah.
Yeah, do it, Eric.
Take it, Eric.
Yeah.
You think I'm all innocent and fun, but no,
this is the real Ray.
Take that.
But then we said, no, that's not happening.
But then we're like, what if he accidentally murdered her?
Like on accident, like Frank and he's trying to kill that little girl.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
It's just like so cheater with a pillow to shut her up.
That's a lot more likely.
Before we got to that, we did have to do a walk by the room,
just in case there were any screams.
So we did check on it.
That's when we heard the saws are.
Yeah.
I think we heard something that was a saws are.
It turned out to be something else, but that is what we thought.
So we thought Ray was passionately cutting up pieces of airy Jane
and trying to spread them all around deer board
But it turned out they just fell asleep and we saw them the next day I was fine
But as we were outside with all the theories of what could be happening up there
Did or did not the deer board police pull into our hotel? Yes, they did we all got a little scared
Well fortunately in the state of Michigan pushing rope is not against the law
So Well, fortunately, in the state of Michigan, pushing rope is not against the law. So, great of you.
Did nothing illegal with every day that night.
That's good.
That's good to know with.
Hey, we have a review girl, Annie hanging out.
It's up, Annie.
Oh, two key.
This is transformative content.
Yeah.
I see what you did there.
Two key is not a tolerant monster, I've noticed.
I suppose it's a very positive skill.
What's your name?
I think we can have beautiful babies, Annie.
We can have it all.
All right.
Pump you all of that.
Tookie come.
We have a very important part of the show
that we have to get to. It's time to catch an alien.
True story. Cardiff has come up with a new episode for us.
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And to further your point, when I squat all the time,
if I like to VIP and bought the bottle,
you know, you get a, there's a million girls around,
always. And the girl that's looking at you is like,
who the fuck is that guy? Yeah, who's that? Because they see a million girls around always. And the girl that's looking at you is like, who the fuck is that guy?
Yeah, who's that?
Yep.
Cause you see all the girls around you.
Who is that?
And then eventually say, I want them.
I passed by them.
Hey, how are you?
Literally, I know because I'm an idiot at the time.
You know, they were looking like, I was wondering who you were, but you know,
I thought you'd be a dick.
Bob.
Bob.
Bob. Bob.
What did Tommy say next?
Here are your choices. Number one.
But once in a blue sky, you can score.
B. But they want you because you're wanted.
Next.
Next thing you know, home run.
Four.
It's like fishing in a barrel.
Lastly, earth girls are easy. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
To catch.
All right, an alien.
I feel like the stopping the music
and highlighting fishing in a barrel,
he wants us to pick that.
It's like when you look at a food menu in a restaurant
and the thing they watch you to order is at the top,
there's a photo of it next to it.
They're like, oh yeah, no, the enchiladas are very good here.
I don't know about that.
I will say you're giving me too much credit.
Just the way I lose.
Just the way I lose.
Okay.
Well, either way, I think that it's B, they want you because you're wanted and I'm going
to go over to Trucker Andy.
Well, if it was like a gambit to get me to pick it, it works because I'm going to say fishing in a barrel.
Fishing in a barrel, Andy says number four, Annie, what's that you?
Next, next thing you know, home run.
Okay, going with the home run, um, Tuky.
Annie, I feel like we were on the same wavelength.
I am picking the same thing because I have a crush on you.
The fucking Simp, tookie's always hitting
I also picked it next all right, so we got three home runs
Not a bad inning. Let's see what happens
Well, that's a good point
Well, he's from Minnesota. He knows a lot about baseball. You gotta remember that any pitch or twins go twins
Cardinals are wearing a twins pullover
After the live show with a USA ball cap
Wasn't the USA happy team from 2016
This is very fun
I'm an alien. And then eventually, say, I want them.
I passed by them.
Hey, how are you?
A little through I know because I'm an idiot at the time.
You know, they were looking like, I was wondering who you were, but you know, I thought you'd
be a dick, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
and next to you know, home run.
But you're not the man.
I'm popping a fucking idiot.
Score!
Congratulations!
Who are the winners here?
Everyone except you and I.
Yeah.
I'm a real bad guy.
I'm a real bad guy.
I'm a real bad guy.
I'm a real bad guy. I'm a real bad guy. I'm a real bad guy. I'm a real bad guy. I'm a a fucking idiot. Skull! Congratulations.
Who are the winners here?
Everyone except you and I.
Yeah, yeah.
I had Cardiff.
That's not for good card.
Cardiff lose there too.
All right.
There's a lot more to go.
Let's see what else we have to pick up out there.
But how wrong?
You know, so that makes sense with them seeing it.
And also, we all are supposed to,
on the show for example, we meet a, also on the show, for example,
we meet a girls very important.
It's for example, meet a girl on the street is one thing.
We hear where you're, you know, upper half of a club,
you have a table or you had a business event
or you're like, I was setting a boat.
Dan talked about this, like the setup is more important
than anything, like the way you meet a woman
is more important than actually meeting her.
So what he does, right?
Which is very smart.
We had like a very detailed conversation on this.
You throw in parties, which plane does he bring yeah like he does parties right
and make sure the ratios on point right there's like it's like a five or 10 to one
ratio yeah of dudes to girls and and he has girls there that already fucks with
blah blah so girls already know what time it is bitch you have no leverage here so the girls
that show up already know that they're coming in with no leverage and that's very important
for the guy because the women have leverage with that I say at the top of the podcast
They're terrible people they may be qualified and taking a bag all the bullshit
But when you have a few guys a bunch of girls will number one all the guys have more value right and then on some point
The girl knows okay, you're here at this party
That means you're fucking somebody if Dan has you here and there's a bunch of girls that are already fighting for your attention
And then guess what a guy that might have been like a five in the open sexual marketplace is instantly a nine
in the situation because they have because there's more women there and they got the social
proof.
So like, I don't think guys understand.
Just for the people who are Westy, we're going to hate these two.
Fucking card of his written on the screen.
Describe to the Patreon, get the YouTube.
Thank you.
People are, card of his written on the screen here.
Are you writing this down, Carla?
I'm sure it also applies to threes
You know there's always so much you can do for card if I just can't I can't win his love unfortunately
No, if you're attention and then guess what a guy that might have been like a five in the open sexual marketplace
Is instantly a nine in this situation because they have because there's more women there and they got the social proof
So like I don't think guys understand the power of social proof.
If I could say one amplifier, that's the most girls.
We just go with they won't what they can't have.
That's who.
Because like they see that they're with 10 girls but not with them.
Yeah, that's a part of it too because like with us, right? Like men like if you see a chip with a bunch of dudes, you're like, oh,
fucking slut. But when a girl sees you with a bunch of chicks, they're like, oh damn, okay. And even they say, I don't like that guy's a player.
You're at least going to be interested.
You dumb assholes.
You want to know you're going to want to know exactly.
It will open the door for a conversation.
At where they think you're not imagine regarding skill.
Are we still playing these game?
Instagram social media.
Online.
Everyone's sorry.
These guys fascinated me.
You know, but with this toki, it's just we played the game and then we get to watch a whole segment.
Where they hanging out outside your hotel and Detroit
Guys
You were chanting toki
See what a bunch of chicks they're like oh damn, okay, and even if they say I don't like that guy's a player
You're at least gonna be interested you dumbass boy. You want to know you're gonna want to know exactly
It will open the door for a conversation at least now imagine yeah regarding scale how do you scale it up
Instagram social media yeah you become the guy online everyone sees that the
volume is there you can't lose so everyone has leg over there so I just even
here you got to say like status is so important. I want to... That's all for this time.
Come back next time to find that if you are a dumbass whore,
enough to catch an alien.
Wrought to you by subreddit surfing. One day's at eight on YouTube.
Also visit patreon.com slash card of electric.
For this and other fine card of electric content.
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spelled with a k. Then Uranus got hit and it's tilted which you never hear about.
Then Uranus got hit. So we did the Osborne's as a segment at the live show, not that Ray DeBito would know that.
But I was tempted to just pull Tommy
because it is always gold.
We just spend way more time talking about Tommy.
There's a reason why Cardiff drags out these segments
because it's gold, Jim.
It's amazing.
It is.
But I have big news. Okay. This Saturday marks the return of who said it
Really
Well, that is exactly for limited time who is gonna be who are choices and who said it now?
Do we have an update on that? There's 18 of them. I know right see. I'm excited about that. We always like your
your games. A visual version.
Oh,
Dookie.
Guys, what have we done today? We've done it all. We talked about double delirium and improv
podcasts. That's daring you to listen to that.
So daring you tell spooky spouses came in and cringe of the week Tom Myers tried to copyright strike me again
Cast media is ripping off podcasters and make me feel bad for bread and job for some reason
Stuttering John thinks that if I show up to the comments the Carlson bad things will happen to me
But that's not a threat of violence that's your how that works. Maybe they'll be lightning striking that night.
It's pretty good.
I might start yelling good things.
Yeah, I can never know.
And three people caught an alien.
You know what that means?
It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show.
The team is the next episode that we'll be recording on this
Saturday at 2pm it'll be out on Sunday morning like it always is and rather than playing
a clip in the podcast that we'll be reviewing, I'll tease you with this. Make of that what you will that's what's coming up this weekend on who are these podcasts.
It is nice to be back in Rochester doing the show from our home base our home studios.
And he thank you for stopping by.
Thank you.
People should check out the All Apologies Podcast.
What are you guys talking about?
Yeah, we talked about Stefan Diggs,
that whole reporter having that misfire
with trying to get in a review from him,
talked about the Drew Barrymore public apology, of course.
And then we talked about Southern John a little bit.
Oh yeah, what was the apologizing for? Well, it goes back to that $20,000 claim. And
Misery loves companies. Yes. He apologized for flubbing those numbers. And then also the whole
demanding the apology from the Phantom Dennis for shutting them out of the Shuleys anonymous.
So fucking funny.
Yeah, yeah.
So we talked about those apologies.
Aren't you on my side?
No.
More certainly now.
Clearly, I'm not.
He is.
Clearly.
Uh, Tookie, working people find you, my friend.
Oh, everything for Tookie is at TookieSoup.com.
Very easy.
All right.
There's a link tree there.
Tookie's got a lot of things going on.
Nanny, what's happening in your world?
Is your podcast back up and going?
Well, this Wednesday, I believe I'm going to record
with Dylan from somewhere.
We are going to record an episode about Civilization 6
and you can find that at YouTube, at WITGS.
All right.
Very good.
And of course, Cardiff, you had subreddit surfing
this past week.
It still helps people to find on your YouTube channel.
And there is some secret civilization you've uncovered.
Yes, we had.
So we had our, one of two, speaking of Dylan from somewhere,
he will be our producer, uh, uh, interview
e test show next week. But last week it was Jimmy the lip. He brought us, uh, Tarteria,
uh, a secret ancient civilization that I've never heard of before. But I didn't know about
that either. That I, it's, it is fascinating what these people think is going. I got, well,
I went on Chrissy mayor right after and she was all in when I brought up Tartarious.
You all about the mud floods and all this stuff.
So it's maybe it's not, maybe it's not for men of our age, Carl.
God, Monday night.
I'm, I'm, I go to my other band pride as Buzz Myers with Andy and then I get home and I'm
watching Monday, they football lost my bet, but that's not the point.
So then I see Cardiff is on with Chrissy
Mayer. So I'm watching that for a minute and then Tuky comes on and Tuky's doing his
show until the wee hours. I'm trying to get some sleep here. I just had a big week of
Detroit. I'm trying to get some sleep. But you guys are not letting me get any sleep.
The devil first ever sleeps. Like tonight at 9.05 on the gat you'll remember the 90s YouTube channel. We will do a soft lunch
show we've been doing tick-tack 90s
yo trivia for some great prizes. So
tune in only on the at your
remember the 90s YouTube channel and
it returns this Friday live with
Elhoriblay and OJ and myself. Yeah
cool hanging out with OJ this past week as well.
I mean, speaking to people who were in the green room who
uninvited, but it was great to see how I'm glad that he was there.
All the pizza.
I'm going to be there, I can go.
Guys, please join us again next time.
It might be the episode we find out once and for all.
Who are these podcasts?
Sleep well, everybody.
Party in the must-vis of Morning Radio.
I found a show these cold, right now.
Mm.
Okay.
Great show.
Good job, everybody.
Great job, everyone.
Well, you know what I should probably point out
is my boy Ted Williams, W-A-T-P.
Well, what a fascinating guy he is.
What a trip.
So we rode up, and when I say we, it was mostly Jen and Andy,
but then Vinny and I at the Airbnb were throwing out
some wines and things for him to say,
I did write this.
I do have to take credit for this one.
By the way, for those people that are in the back,
remember to shut the fuck up.
I'll take full credit for that.
But Ted Williams comes down. He's got all his little note cards.
With all his, because he's introducing each segment to the show.
There are seven segments.
Scott, I was his little note cards.
He stumbles up out of the stairs, reads the thing,
and then drops all of the note cards.
They're completely out of order.
It's all over the fucking place.
Again, my problem.
I'm picking them up and putting them back in the fucking order for him and chip
But he was a trip. We came out and told a joke at the end of the show
I'm playing the outfit of the show and he had to come up and tell a joke. Yeah, yeah
This is the super pussy joke
People are like yelling out the punch line. I'm like, all right, I'm gonna tell us joke
The funny part is that I'm telling you so great. That's not nothing you know the punch line. I'm like, all right, I'm gonna tell us Joe. The funny part is that we've come to this part. Come on. Right. That's not that you know the punch line. Right.
It's in stuff. The joke, man. It's just let him tell the fucking joke.
Ted needs to have the last word.
Play, say, yes. Of course. He deserves it.
Annie, I'm sure we have new reviews since it's been a minute since we've done a review
segment on the show.
I got two for you right now. If you're ready, sounds great, please.
The first ones from Dustin G's September 16th, 2023.
Thank you for your service.
I want to thank Carl for his service in Vietnam.
My grandpa was in his unit.
They came under fire and everyone took cover behind his teeth
and just club feet knocked out the mines and punji pets.
You know what?
That didn't even happen.
I would remember if that happened to me at night.
I don't think that's true, but it does sound like a five star review.
That is a five star review.
Very good.
Thank you.
I appreciate that.
We had more.
We had more.
We had more.
But I guess I'm going to say.
Go ahead.
What else? Donkey J.. September 8th, 2023.
The host is no Harrison Young.
I learned of this program while watching my favorite show Topic Time, with the incomparable
Harrison Young.
This host, Carl Hamburger, was a guest of Mr. Young's, so I thought I would give it a
try.
W-A-T-P is loaded with childish, crass humor and foul language.
You have been warned.
I will stick to topic time.
Wow, we got fans from topic time.
That's pretty exciting.
I thought I was doing him a favor.
See, it just shows what a fucking
ecotistical asshole I am.
Sounds like a five star review.
It is a five star review.
And speaking of topic time,
Dylan from somewhere and I were both just on Harrison young
Last week and I believe it's coming out this week or next week
Well, I will be sure to promote that let me know when that's available something the link and I will get out of our socials
Sounds like Dylan from someone who's wasting a lot of time not working on his episode of separate and surfing for next Monday.
He's got something prepared.
I'm sure.
I'm ready.
There's any more.
I know right?
Tukie, have you been on topic time yet?
Nor have not, but he did call me back at six o'clock in the morning.
My time one time.
Yeah, he does that.
I refused to call him.
Good on you.
I know.
It's under principle. It's hard to coordinate with somebody. Only
once it's talking to the fucking phone. Even if I was on the east
coast, it would've been eight o'clock. I'm doing.
Shright. I'm a letter. It's not letterman. He's booking.
Public access. This poor guy's already at the set of
Sesame Street. And he's getting these fucking phone calls.
It's not fair. All right, we have we have great voicemails
tonight because
it's been a while. So we had a lot of voicemails saved up. So these are fun ones to start off.
Wow, I'll just let this play for itself. Hey, what do you call a psychic midget criminal who
is still on the run? What do you call a psychic midget criminal still on the run? A small medium that large.
Isn't that really funny?
Isn't that a really funny joke?
This joke brought to you by...
I'm missing the show.
I missed last year's show.
I was turned away at the door.
And it's literally my own fault
that I'm not getting
these tickets. Right. You're pretty much part of me. I've been in solid two weeks
where I had I could afford the tickets and it would be reasonable for me to
spend the money on but I bought weight instead and video games and then I jacked
off. Well, that's a pretty good time. I don't know
what he's complaining about.
I'm basically with Ron James out here.
But yeah, no, it sucks. I wish I was going to your show, bro.
It was fun.
It sucks because it's not the hugest show, but it's not a small show.
So there's not going to be no people there.
And there's going to be quite a bit of people there.
Does he think he's talking to you?
Like, who knows what's going to happen throughout the year? Maybe you won't do another show
and destroy, I don't know. Like, I hope you will because I'm doing Mike, but I don't know,
man. It's just, I fucked myself up and it's my own fault. So thank you. Goodbye
Small medium that large
At least he added with a bagger a guy a pretty good joke
Super pussy
Gary and San Diego check it in
Hey Carl Gary and San Diego
Well a friend of mine had a super
Coincidence and the ego. Well, a friend of mine had a super coincidence on the plate back from Las Vegas
to LA. Guess who his seatmate was? So I said to my friend, well, what did John say? Did
you talk to him? He says, no, John just kept staring ahead in a catatonic statement kept murdering
who can believe you'd lose ten hands in a row in black tech
i swear i'll never use a double-up
betting system ever again
well that was it the whole flight you kept murdering to himself
uh...
i would presume john lost a shitload of money
anyway i'll keep you posted of here anything more
Rock and roll rock and roll. It's a user
John claimed
There's so many clips I never got to it's just too much John claimed he took $200. This is him bragging about
Betting in Vegas. He took $200 out. I was like, I already
Okay, and then he goes,
and I went right to the video polka machine. So rolling my eyes, of course, of course,
you did you fucking low-rowing douchebag. He's wearing his born to lose. He goes, the reason
why I play that is because you get free drinks and you're right that at the ball. Hmm.
It checks out. That's, it doesn't check out.
So he says that he won all this money
and he brought that over to a blackjack table.
And at the end of the day, he had $400.
And I'm like, it's almost believable
because it's such a non-bragged to double your money
from $200 to $400.
But I want to believe that that would Gary just told me
as true because Gary usually tells me the truth.
Now to be fair, he's not the only person that sits at the video poker machines to get the free drinks and be close to the bar.
We've all done that. That's true. That's true. I've just never bragged about it on my body.
Yeah, that's something so weird. Now, I haven't produced a voicemail in a very long time because I listen to the voicemails.
I pull them down, people say like,
just play this part of it.
I'm not doing that.
I have enough work to do.
But this one I did produce because this person called
in four times in a row.
And I found this to be hysterical.
Hey, Carl, at 20 as opposed to when that came in
in 2040, no radio drama, no time to be getting one of his stuff.
He's just making fun of zombies, being zombies, whether he's genuinely sound like
something's on once or is he.
Her three teams, oh, I'm sorry. The car was an awesome episode. No ratings on the note. Just a little less than double.
Like the broads that between 19 and 2020 project.
Yeah.
Charlie Brown's speech.
I mean, the car is sinking.
The car was a great episode.
A plus a very positive.
And Jesus Christ.
The car was a good episode. It was very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, the essence of repulsed the lady and who's out there. So look at me.
So look at me.
So I can't.
Anyway, that's not going on.
So there was a lot of attempts coming up next here.
Now you did brag that you produced that.
I did.
I pissed off God, apparently, because if you guys remember, we did a bonus show,
producer Cresson, I on Monday before the bills came.
And apparently, I said this, Terry, that show.
One of the first things you should buy is light bulbs.
Yeah, probably buy that first.
Yeah, literally build a house around you.
One of the first things you buy is a fucking life.
Even God was like, what there'd be light. That's the first thing
Even got it as if got to and he sucks the podcast and he even knew that
Plasma me I'm sorry everyone. It's our gun take it all back
It's a fucking bills lose tonight. That's the reason why oh
How dare you tie this back to the bills.
But yeah, they better know.
They better know.
They better know.
So I got numerous phone calls with me.
And more bills fans are not too happy with me.
For jigsaw.
All your fault.
Yeah.
Carl, I'm listening to this bonus episode,
Tuesday, about midnight, 28 minutes in. Of course, you pissed off God. You see, the bills lost.
It actually has an extra layer of laughter to this episode. Sorry, buddy. Just another person
you're seeing to piss off. But keep up the good work. Later.
Not a lot of you weren't laughing about that, people were just blaming me for it.
Tricia Paytis, she is a co-host, seems a little bit feminine to me. He called it.
He loves producer Cress. This is the over-the-top dick sucker from the Tricia Pay to podcast. I'm camped outside Magic Bag for the chance at a glist of producer
Christopher
When you j word f-flare is gonna get here. Whoa, oh, sir
Hey, no two here's something that's wild in the program
Is that the is that who left the wine and cake on the doorstep of our Airbnb?
That's right.
So people left treats for Chris, because they're a crunchy poo on producer Chris.
Jesus.
Did you like the cake?
It wasn't for me.
You were fun.
Yes, it was.
It was a paper bag on fire.
The Kelly Osborne podcasts, it's upcoming that they talked about the show you covered in Detroit.
Yeah.
She talked about her great hilarious friend, Daniel, that she'll be doing a podcast with.
And I look forward to that podcast because I did some research on Daniel.
He is not funny and he sounds a lot like
Fisher Pateus' co-host.
So it's gonna be a great show.
Oh God, I had a feeling when she was talking about
how great he is and funny and witty and he could be a musician.
He could sing really well.
I was like, oh, no, this is not gonna be good.
I was an author, a a producer entrepreneur. Yeah, right
Now Carl I subscribe now guys listen to this I'm gonna play two voice mails in a row
They're from totally different numbers, but they came in back-to-back and I swear this might be a coordinated effort
Maybe hey, it's fiscal whiskey here. I'm just calling I had something
I heard you say something on the show that was really insightful and i was going to rephrase it and then uh...
you know presented as my own original idea and then have you agree with me but
forgot what it was call me back if you can remember thank you by
carl what is it with your fucking voice mailers calling in and just regurgitate
and take that you've already fucking had
i really just listen to two in a row calling in and just regurgitating takes that you've already fucking had.
I literally just listened to two in a row,
first of all, it's about fucking not false-flagging people on YouTube,
just because you don't like them.
I guess, thank you.
We fucking heard that a million times.
And right after that, we heard a take that you literally just said last week
about Sarah Silverman getting popular off of fucking shit she can't say now like fucking what is the point of this fucking
shit you're calling in with and then you go ahead and validate them and say oh
that's a good point that's just a fuck up keep from fucking Montana go to
yourself
all right well listen it's a really good way to get on my good side as to agree with everything I say
He's throwing that out there exactly
Exactly
I'm in catching up on w a tp episodes lately and
so I turned on
One the other day and it began with you and producer christias laughing at
stuttering john
pouring his heart out
in the most disingenuous and fake way possible that was just an all-time
moment i i just left so hard at that
you just say
something
and then you guys would just debunk it immediately to the last item while he's
fake crying i mean mean, that's that's
That's what this shows all about. I love it man. Keep it up. That was not planned
And then what was it three days later? He was explaining how the trolls don't get to me. I just didn't care
Sir, you were just crying on the internet three days ago
You were just crying on the internet three days ago.
Now I'm gonna play you a voice bell. If you want to go into the show and get on the show
This is the formula right here. This is not a get on the show
There goes Carl again talking about those fucking decibels on the phone in step-to-sode
But don't worry guys, he's super cool and he calls the B's but George to the point calling me out for my nonsense that's what I want to hear on the
voicemail thank you usually your DS
I get it Gary call back it again hey Carl, Carl, Gary and San Diego. Well, I've been waiting
for John to come through with these a-listers that he keeps promising for his beer on the
balcony. Right. I'm thinking maybe Jay Leno again, how he manned down, rain, will, Rayne Wilson, even Adam Corolla, a note for the Saturday bear on the balcony today.
He had on Doug Goodstein.
And what have you discussed?
John's interviews.
First, he talked about his John interviewing head Williams.
That's about the exact time I've heard him discuss that. I
just not only really want beer on the balcony guests that are going to kiss his ass. Anyway,
one of these days you might have a a list of the we could applaud, but so far it's the swing in the midst
Okay talk to you later rock and roll Rock and roll uh Gary and Sandy AGO
Always keeping tabs on what John is up to
To I don't think we've talked about so I went on Uncle Rico show on Monday
It's been two and a half hours talking about centering John someone little centering John's out
But one of these we were talking about I think I'm there. It could have been something else
Was the fact that running the limo drivers getting married in Vegas? Yeah where he lives now and
John was talking to Doug Goodstein about how they're all going to the wedding who's invited well
They're like yeah, we're going to the wedding. I'll be there
But a lot and John's like maybe I'll show up. What's your teller you at maybe I'll show up We can hang out
Inviting himself to this party wasn't invited to and Doug is he's like, yeah, I don't know what's your tell yet crazy
I'll make it my business not to know. I don't know. It's gonna be tough
Could you imagine being that big of a fucking loser? Yeah, that you're invited yourself to a party
You're not invited to also John saying the reason why no one talks to him
Our search shows because how it forbades it not allowed to be friends with anyone who left the show
You know Doug Goodstein is going to Ronnie's bledic right there that proves that that's not true
And the people just don't like John
It's probably when it comes out to I just thought that was really funny
Almost like I'll read a video made out of the Detroit show.
Maybe I'll come. All right. The Reverend Shitstein,
calling into the show. This boy smells for W-A-T-P.
Carole, you guys had a great time, so in Detroit, I gotta tell you that shit was
started with Donald and stayed with some of the funniest shit that the Reverend Shitsein has ever seen
That life's sexier is drunk and motherfucker. It's just a terrain wreck that you cannot turn away from
Anyway, Carl keep it up. Hopefully the Reverend Shitsein can catch you at your next live show
Fantastic work my brother. Shitsein out of here and don't call me back you motherfucker
Hallelujah, amen. I love this guy. The revered should say it always got some pretty funny superchance for John.
I've noticed those. That's a winner right there. All he needs is like some kind of puppet to go
with that voice. That's true. It's really all takes these days. I mean, it doesn't hurt to have a good rate of veto impression and a Kevin Brunner impression. But yeah,
yeah, because rate of veto is a fucking idiot. I'd rather watch two key re-credits.
I'm L.C. You should do it. You should free record everything. It just be all the different
squares. I try it. We should try it.
I think you can have Cardify to kick him off just like Kevin does.
Yeah, but I'm funny.
I'm funny, right Kevin?
No, right.
You're a fucking idiot.
You're fucking stupid.
Can you do a Pat Dixon?
That's going to the next one you got to get down.
Hey, I'm so Ray.
You're on there.
I'm.
That's not your.
Hey, it's so Ray. You're over there talking to me hey, it's no ray.
You're over there talking about how I'm a buis of the women or something.
What the fuck are you talking about, Ray?
People are talking about it.
People tell me I saw it in the chat.
I don't know.
I don't know, but I still like you.
I don't give a fuck if you don't like me or not, Ray.
You're just a fucking idiot.
You don't know what the fuck you're talking about. far away away from Tuky to impressions of his neighbors
No, but that was like word for word would just happen this past weekend. That's fucking awesome
Great very well done
Card if you brought up on when you were on Chrissy Mayer shine
Kurt, if you brought up on when you were on Chrissy Mayer shine, we're gonna,
whoa,
whoa.
We're getting real inside.
What did I just mess?
I was looking at that.
I know.
Nothing.
A big Italian nose.
I'm playing appearance.
Kurt, if you said something on Chrissy's show about Pat Dixon being a dabblecon,
yes.
And then Chrissy messes me up the next day, she goes, was Pat D being a dabble con.
And then Chrissy must be the next day
and she goes, was Patrickson a dabble con?
I go, no, I'm not.
I'm just using that with the rose.
Yeah, obviously the creep off rose,
which by the way, is out.
It came on this week.
You could, if you go on the creep off Patreon
or are backed by or super cast,
you can now watch the video of the creep off roast
featuring one card of electric pre potato.
Yes.
Only 367 days later.
Oh, it's a fucking plate.
I hear where you rush things like this.
It's out now, Jesus.
Why can't play it? It's happening.
All right.
Prep Boy Rick calling into the show.
Hey, Carl, this is Prep Boy Rick.
I just wanted to say I'm watching football right now
and I'm a little sad that I'd not get out to a WATP show this year
because I just woke up from a mid-game nap thinking about...
Sorry, dreaming about driving a party bus where the ex-dilts were playing on.
Why? I don't know. But it was cool and the music was good and the grocery sandwiches were fantastic.
So, I guess you're in my dreams. That's really weird. Please get out of them.
Okay, care. Love you. Fuck you. Bye. Reply Rik is dreaming about us, producer.
Cress. That's pretty exciting. Guys are pretty dreamy.
That's true. Which is so dreamy. I could use one of those right now.
Oh, shit. Alright. Last voicemail. Hi, Carl. How are you?
This is Lady Die. This is how I talk.
Something that's really bugging me lately.
I'd rather be blowing hobo talks next to the train tracks again
Then here's stuttering John pretending to talk to crack head Bob
Talk to you later on then he's been me totally agree with that lady died. I think though. Thank you, but crack it up. Don't welcome
Fuck it. I've never ever gets gets old except never gets good. Yeah. Never make sense.
But uh, Southern jazz a talent and everyone should check him out.
March evening with Southern jazz, March 10th, unless you have a limited budget and you want to come see WTP live.
That announcement's coming soon. We'll have something going on.
And then we'll start on John live dot com.
Center John live dot com. That are John live dot com. Warm climate.
Where we going to stole North
Carah, uh,
Kara Korea, whatever North Korea.
Yeah.
North Kara Korea.
I hear it's an expensive there.
Yeah.
What a chattos.
It's really get right in.
Yeah, if we do it in Tampa, which is where I'm,
I'm leaning towards right now.
I got to figure out how to keep Chad out of there. Maybe I'll threaten it with this.
I'm just saying it's going to be bad news if you're showing off. I'm not saying I'm going to
do anything's going to happen. I might just yell at you. Book a show in Miami.
Ask Frank and Chrissy. They know how to keep Chad out of a standup club. Also Chad knows how to keep Chad out of this. He's great at it. That's a good point. We'll just
book a place where he's permanently banned on it. I say you lean into it and have him open the show.
It's going to be a debacle. Yeah, but then we got to hang out with him. It could be his chance
to show the trolls and all the losers and dorks that he is mighty at standup. It could be a good opportunity for Chad.
Yeah, it should be a wild success.
I already had 22 people watching his football show today.
Let's just let him fade away.
No, he has to.
Yes, a great almost gone.
I think that's the right move right now to get priming.
I already rolled the dice with having a great defeat out my show.
I didn't have a chance to knock out.
How'd you do with that?
Come on, guys. Come on guys.
Help me out.
All right.
I don't know why that keeps spinning out, but shuffling.
I want to thank you, Annie, for stopping by.
It was great to see you.
All right.
Perfect.
You're new to Andy and producer Chris.
Thanks for being here in studio.
Always.
Tuky.
So nice to you to drop by
Thank you Carl for having too key at the live event. That was very nice of you. Thank you for being there
I'm kind of who didn't eat pizza
It's okay. There's plenty of pizza that wasn't the problem
It wasn't I don't care who ate the pizza. I just wanted to have some of it at a certain time
I wanted you to so bad I want to have an overcard if that I didn't.
Oh, you should have eaten the pizza. That's why it's there. Oh, how fast you went for that pizza
Carl. That's why that's why it's there. That's why you produce a Chris. No, it's fine. It's for all
of us. You know, hands all over it. I saw a card of take a whole pizza in the bathroom.
Yeah, or Vinnie was waiting. I brought it back. I brought it back.
I know.
Cardiff, great time hanging out with you buddy this past week. It was fun. It was fun.
Okay, folks, guess what? The episodes over!
Go fuck yourselves, have a good week.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I hate you.
That was a great episode.
That was really great.
Are we down here?
SQR.
Bye!
A plane is hit. I will watch it Corley.
Boom.
Tootie.
Mom.
Boom.
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